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♪ Zak Storm ♪

♪ Zak Storm, Zak Storm ♪

♪ I will always guide you, lead you ♪

♪ I'll be standing right by your side ♪

♪ Standing, fighting ♪

♪ Justice always in sight ♪

♪ I will always guide you, lead you ♪

♪ I will get you out of here ♪

♪ No reason to fear ♪

♪ Just as long as I'm near ♪

♪ Zak Storm, Zak Storm ♪

♪ I will always guide you, lead you ♪

♪ Heavens above ♪

♪ No reason to fear ♪

♪ Just as long as I'm near ♪

♪ Zak Storm ♪

[Zak] OK, Crogar.

[zing]

We have to aim at the skeleton.

The skel-e-ton.

We agree on that, right?

Ragnarok!

Ahh!

The target is over there, Crogar.

[Crogar] Crogar is starving,

Crogar can't aim.

Your turn, Cece.

It's your last shot. Not too much pressure.

How you feeling?

[gasps]

[sighs]

Like the leader I was born to be.

[Zak] OK. Pretty good shot.

Uh... But step aside for the Prince of Precision!

The Marquis of Marksmanship!

The Baron of the Blade! The... uh...

me!

A skosh to the right,

-[zing] -...and,

-fire! -Zak, it's time--

-Ah! -[scream]

Zero points, Captain.

So, who's the best again?

Cece! Cece!

Caramba! You made me spoil my shot!

You said we'd play Wahoochess at exactly 10:30.

And it's exactly 10:30.

Plus .003 of an additional second!

Ay, Caramba... Nobody knows how to play your games!

Come train with us instead.

-[alarm] -Ohh...

-What is that, Caramba? -Something's approaching.

Something fast!

Nothing on the horizon!

[whoosh]

Uhh?

You call that nothing?

[scream]

Chaos, full speed astern!

Flip us around!

Did the sky fall on Crogar's head?

[Cece] It was a spaceship, Crogar.

Another castaway caught in the Bermuda Triangle's clutches.

[Clovis] Whoa!

Golden Bones! Dead ahead!

Figures we wouldn't be the only ones to see that huge ship fall.

Let's move, crew!

A fine prize.

A new ship and Zak Storm as a bonus.

Skullivar will be pleased!

[beeping]

Full power.

Hold our course, Chaos.

But... we're going to coxxide!

[beeping]

What's that little sea slug playing at?

Chaos, now!

Yee-haw!

So, who's the best again?

-[sighs] -Ugh!

Golden Bones!

He had the same idea!

-Ahh! -We're going to be sunk!

Oh, I knew I should have dressed for freezing today!

Don't give up the ship just yet, 'Ramba!

[Bones] What is this trickery?

Ugh!

Find them!

[beeping]

[Calabrass] The old camouflage trick.

Nicely done, laddie. A real pirate ploy!

Crogar celebrate ploy!

No time for that.

We have to get to that ship before Golden Bones!

[beeping]

[beeping accelerates]

-[zap] -Wow.

[Cece sighs]

[grunting]

[Cece] Amazing.

It is protected from the water!

Their technology rivals even that of we Atlanteans!

It doesn't simply have a sub-aquatic shield.

That's a quantic retro-drive with an anti-matter sequencer!

It's even more advanced than the Vorg Empire fleet!

Caramba, wait!

Ahh! Mergatroid and meteorites!

Calabrass, show me the Eye of Blazz!

[clink]

[metallic clicking]

Oh, I'm still in one piece! Yorsh!

Can we take a look now?

[Zak] I know you love anything technical,

-but this is not the best time. -But...

[Cece] You are much more useful to us aboard the Chaos.

Go watch the radar in case Bones comes back.

Aw,

all this because my brain is bigger than my muscles.

[ping]

-[Crogar] Hello, anybody home? -[his voice echoes]

I have never seen anything like this.

Uh, don't put your guard down just yet. This ain't no cruise liner.

Look at the size of those missiles.

Imagine Golden Bones getting his hands on this lot.

We'll hold him at bay. I have a plan!

-[static] -[Caramba] Sensaxional!

What genius mind could have conceived of such a marvel?

[Clovis] Ahh!

A mini-monster. It jumped off that ship!

What in the name of the nebula?

[beeps defenselessly]

Clovis, defender of the Chaos, to the attack!

[alarm]

[frightened pings]

Clovis, wait!

It's a logic unit, Clovis.

A robot from the most hyper-technological vessel in the universe!

Finally! The control room!

Let's get this ship started

and get it away from Golden Bones!

No response. This thing's a wreck.

Crogar repair the wreck the Viking way!

[grunts]

[musical pings]

I can't believe the Viking way worked!

Can Crogar eat now?

-[alarm] -[Zak] Uh...

There are too many of them!

[powering up]

[distant laser shots]

Zak, Cece!

Crogar!

They're being laserated!

We have to do something!

-[fearful beeps] -Don't be afrax.

I don't mean you any harm.

[beeps]

You're from the ship.

Are you capable of deactivating its defense systems?

I am capable of 3.14 Zettaflops.

Deactivating the defense systems is an extremely simple operation for me.

3.14 Zettaflops!

You are the most advanced robot in the universe!

Heavens to Mergatroid!

[beeping] Mergatroid, earth lingo from Wahoolian.

Wahoolia, ally of vessel H-9000.

Immediate deactivation of defenses.

[beeping]

[alarm]

-[alarm stops] -Huh?

[Calabrass] Ah-ha!

Retreat, they do.

Listen...

No more laser fire!

He dezoktivated them!

Uh. [clears throat] My name is Caramba, Wahoolian from the Vorg Empire.

What's yours?

Scientific Unit Harma 8311.

[powers down]

Oh, no! He's deglingox!

Clovis, help me carry him to the lab.

[beeping]

Chaos and unidentified vessel located, Admiral.

Deploy the barracudas!

Yeah! Sweet!

Now we gotta get this ship airborne.

Harma missiles activated.

Awaiting launch orders.

Transmit coordinates.

I think we need Caramba's brains for this.

-[Cece] Caramba, we need you! -[Zak] Fast! Before...

Too late!

Oh boy...

[the Chaos moans]

OK. We've got one alien ship with giant missiles,

a zillion Golden Bones skele-cronies,

and only three of us to keep those two things away from each other!

-[fart] -Four of us!

[laser shots]

[Crogar] Stupid skull heads are bringing the cave down!

Now that's a good idea.

I'll keep them busy! You blast the cave!

That is your idea of a good idea?

It's the only way, princess.

We're gonna close the cave on the spaceship!

Clever.

Even Skullivar won't be able to dig these weapons out!

Calabrass, give me the Eye of Beru!

[clink]

[metallic clicking]

Chaos, give me the plank!

Can you surf underwater?

I hope so because we have to get moving!

[the Chaos groans]

If this is the plan, it is working!

That noise is Crogar's belly.

No, it is the roof of the cave.

It is all coming down!

[Bones] They're escaping!

Stay on them!

Love to, Admiral, but looks like we're stuck.

[growls]

Transfer all energy to the turbines!

Get us out of here. Now!

We led Bones to defeat!

Crogar is going to eat!

Golden Bones isn't gonna give up.

P.S. Caramba, you should've been watching the radar closer.

That trick...

Caramba?

Caramba?

-[fart] -Oh, he's in the hold, Cap'n.

With his new buddy.

[both] His what?

A little metal tub that goes, "Blip, blip, blip, bloop."

He's very groovy!

A monster tries to steal Crogar's lunch!

Crogar! He isn't dangerix!

Are you certain, Caramba?

He looks like the robots on that ship!

And they weren't so buddy-buddy with us.

He's the one that saved you!

And I... Well, I saved him.

May I present our new best friend: Harma!

[beeping]

First of all, his name has the word "harm" in it.

Second, this is a machine, right?

[Harma] Hello.

Unit Harma 8311.

The most intelligent machine in the universe!

More ingeniox than me!

[sighs] I always dreamed of having a friend like him.

Oh, can we keep him, Captain?

Can we, can we, please, can we?

-Can we talk about this someplace private? -[Harma beeps]

[Clovis] Uh, the Demoniac!

Two inches ahoy!

It's me least favorite kind of party.

A boarding party!

Bring me Zak Storm!

[skeletons] For Skullivar!

Calabrass, I need the Eye of Sino!

Sorry, lad. I still needs me recharge time.

-[clang] -[grunting]

Ha! Ahh!

[grunting]

Ooo!

-[farts] -[skeletons scream]

[growling]

[grunting] Ah!

Crogar better shot than boneys!

No, Harma, let the muscle do the fighting.

It's too dangerous out here for our brains.

[Harma] Danger.

No!

Nobody's going to harm my BFF!

Uh, that's "best friend forever", Harma.

[growls]

[grunting]

Huh?

Miss me? 'Cause I'm not going to miss you.

Zak on the counter-attack!

Ahhh!

[evil laugh] Your wave-top acrobatics

won't impress my troops, Storm.

Good idea, fibula face!

Time to make me a wave!

[suspenseful string]

Chaos, full power!

[powers up]

[screaming]

OK. Everybody enjoy that little stunt?

Everyone except Caramba and his buddy.

They are gone!

The prisoners, Golden Bones.

Interesting.

Skullivar should appreciate this.

To the brig with them!

Harma in danger.

Oh, no, no. Don't worrox!

Zak will rescue us. He knows where to find us!

[the Chaos groans]

[Bones] Prepare a "welcoming committee"

for Conrad Zakary Storm!

[Crogar] Chaos! Fire away!

[static, beeping]

[grunts] Caramba, Harma, come this way!

Harma made a truxy inspired move!

Look, he eliminated my Aero-equi-borg and--

It's us that'll get eliminated

if we get caught!

They're still busy. Let's go!

-[evil laugh] -[Cece] Huh?

Well done, boy!

I knew you'd come to look for your friends.

And I knew that you knew I'd come look for my friends.

That's why I planned this!

Very impressive.

It looks like tired old Calabrass

needs a recharge.

[skeletons laugh]

Whenever Zak gets an idea, you must always, always hang on tight!

[laughing]

Crogar see signal!

-Chaos! -[grumbles]

[Zak] Don't bother helping us! We know the way.

[grunts] I will have their hides!

Well done, guys. But it's not over!

Skeleton tsunami dead ahead!

Emphasis on the "dead"!

Crogar ready!

Shiver me squid, that's a nasty squall a blowing!

[Harma] Danger?

-Yes! Big danger! -[Harma beeps]

Level 7! What does that mean?

Indicator of maximum danger level reached.

Technology protection program triggered.

Protection program?

Sensaxional!

And, um, what exactly are you doing?

My technology must not benefit negative persons.

-Auto-destruction of unit Harma initiated. -Huh?

Uh, did your new "buddy" just say

he's about to make himself into spare parts?

[powering up]

[Harma] Harma missiles activated. Lift off in 30 seconds.

Caramba, what's that mean?

Harma's missiles will destroy him, the Chaos,

and everything around here!

He was a lot nice when he just went,

"Bloop, bloop, bloop."

Crogar can destroy

little metal box now?

[Harma] If this unit is damaged,

the missiles' mission is to destroy all traces of technology.

We don't want Bones to get his hands on your tech either, Harma.

We have to find some other solution!

-For Skullivar! -For Skullivar!

Looks like our solution is to whomp on skeletons

while you explain to your buddy that he has to stop those missiles!

Charge!

[grunting]

[screaming]

Ragnarok!

Stop your missiles, Harma, please!

For the love of Mergatroid!

Negative. Danger too great.

H missile launch in 15 seconds.

Look, Harma, my friends will drive the skeletons off.

There's no more danger!

Well, almost none.

[Harma] Missile launch.

[rumbling]

-[Caramba] Zak! -No, I don't have time for Wahoochess!

No! Impact in 10 seconds!

Uh-oh. Calabrass,

-give me the Eye of Aeria! -[metallic clicking]

Wall of the Tempest!

Harma, listen to me! I am your friend.

Word unknown to database.

Remember, when I saved you? And when we played Wahoochess?

That is being a friend.

Impact in 5 seconds.

He won't listen, Zak. This is the end!

All because I wanted a friend!

You already had one, Caramba. I'll always be your friend.

We all will! Abandon ship, friends!

I'm gonna try to explode the missiles in flight.

Cyclo-tornado!

Zak! That is crazy!

What are you thinking?

He's thinking that he wants to save his friends.

Friend: concept analyzed.

-Caramba, friend. -[beeping]

Save Caramba.

Impact!

[beeping]

Wow.

Harma?

Thank you, friend.

Your friend saved us, Caramba.

You did good. Both of you.

Chaos, hoist the sails!

-Before the Demoniac recovers. -[the Chaos groans]

Agh! You bunch of incompetents!

[Zak] Caramba, I was thinking...

It's true I can't match your intellectual level,

but can you teach me to play better?

You... you want to play with me?

Crogar eat later.

Crogar play with friend.

And me! Me too!

I also have some time.

It is boring always beating Zak at targets.

Really? But I thought that--

You thought because you like brainy stuff, we'd leave you alone in your corner?

We're all in the same boat, 'Ramba!

So, let's play!

Yes, let's play!

Oh, it's verox simple.

-There are 389,245 basic rules. -[sighs]

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