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♪♪♪ Zak Storm ♪

♪ Zak Storm, Zak Storm ♪

♪ I will always guide you, lead you ♪

♪ I'll be standing right by your side ♪

♪ Standing, fighting ♪

♪ Justice always in sight ♪

♪ I will always guide you, ♪

♪ lead you ♪

♪ I will get you out of here ♪

♪ No reason to fear ♪

♪ Just as long as I'm near ♪

♪ Zak Storm, Zak Storm ♪

♪ I will always guide you, ♪

♪ lead you ♪

♪ Heavens above ♪

♪ No reason to fear ♪

♪ Just as long as I'm near ♪

♪ Zak Storm ♪

Hmmm... Mmm...

-Oh! -Shh!

Just one final, tiny adjustment...

ZAK: Let me get this straight.

Your experiment will draw energy from Vapir, and...

Convert it into bipolarised ions in a Cordelian four phase

within the Chaos's turbines and create a camouflage system,

which I have named... ahem... Misty Dematerialisation!

[silence]

Misty Dematerialisation!

Er... Crogar understand...

nothing he just said.

[snarls]

May I? For the demonstrox? Er... I mean demonstration?

Er... I don't like the-- Hey!

[crackling]

Voilà! Camouflage!

Oh!

Huh?

[gasps] Oh!

Crogar's fish now ghost!

Ooh, ghost fish? Can I taste it?

Look, Clovis, it works like the Eye of Vapir on Calabrass!

[alarm sounds]

When I do it, it works more than five seconds, laddie!

It's still at prototype stage, but, by the Great Motherboard,

it should work like a dream some day!

That's your dream, turn everyone into ghosts?

Lame...

-Do you want to talk about it? -Talk? No.

What I'd like is to see how you felt

if you were stuck on the Chaos all the time.

Do you know the last time I ate something, or met anybody?

-What about when-- -And Bones' goons don't count.

Oh.

How could you - any of you - ever understand?

You're all free to explore, not tied to this old ship!

Wah! Wah! Wah! I'm stuck inside a sword, do I ever complain?

CLOVIS: Er... yes, all the time?

Clovis, while we're in the Triangle, none of us is free.

Besides, freedom is in here...

[beeping]

D-D-D-Demoniac!

Prepare for your demise, you bunch of sea scum!

We'll search for that sword in the wreckage of your ship!

Battle stations! Prepare to repel boarders!

Hey, Zak! This does not count as me meeting people!

Zak Storm, Bones is not preparing to board us.

They're going to ram into us!

Oh, so they want to play? Fine!

-Chaos, stay your course! -What?!

It's the Torero Strategy - play sitting duck,

then hit the gas at the last second.

They pass and we take 'em from the rear!

Yes, which would be a sensaxional strategy...

if we were able to move at the moment.

My system uses half the Chaos's energy!

-We can't suddenly hit the gas! -Huh?! Prepare for impact!

Caramba, do something!

Er... Ooh! Maybe I can try the misty dematerialisation!

-Your dream machine? -Yes.

If it works, they'll pass right through us!

I do not like "if"s!

No choice! Hit the switch, Caramba!

CLOVIS: I can't watch this.

Huh!

What? What? How in blazes did they do that?

Commander! The Chaos disappeared!

-It's nowhere on our radar! -Gah!

-It worked! CROGAR: Ragnarok!

Praise the great Motherboard!

CLOVIS: Hey!

Clovis!

-Hey! -No!

We cannot leave Clovis in Bones' claws!

No claws! Clovis is ghost! He can escape easily!

No, he can't, Crogar.

Clovis's wish has somehow been granted! He's human again!

[rumbling]

Argh!

Er... Well... how do you do?

Er... carry on! Pay no attention to me at all.

Just think of me as a ghost.

Blimey! [laughs nervously]

My misty dematerialiser had the opposite effect on Clovis

and materialised him

and he was ensnared by the Demoniac as it passed

-He can thank me later. -If he has a later!

Zak, what are we going to do?

Follow them!

My computer says the Chaos is still invisible on radar.

It may be a side effect from my machinox!

This may not be good captaining,

but we have to go after him on the Demoniac!

Let go of me! Oh!

Hey! That hurts! What? It hurts?

But that means...

It hurts! I can feel again!

Where did this come from?

I'm flesh and blood!

See for yourself! Pinch me! Go on! Pinch!

He's mad as a loon! Clap him in irons!

Oh! Hee-hee! That tickles!

[gasps] It tickles!

CLOVIS: Yay! He-he-he-he!

What do we do now, Golden Bones?

Now, we wait for Zak Storm to come back for his madman.

And when he does, I'll be waiting.

Ooergh! Hey, take it easy!

I'm not as soft as I used to be!

Pfft! What a start!

Finally free of the Chaos and I'm a prisoner on the Demoniac!

What! Oh! It's wet!

Water is wet! He-he-he-he!

Euurgh! Disgusting!

He-he-he-he!

-Ugh... -Take my water if you like.

Argh!

You look like you haven't had a water in a while.

-No thanks, sir. -First mate Calico.

Wait, no, just Calico. I was stripped from my title.

Bones doesn't much like mutineers.

I don't like Bones.

Or skeletons.

Not all skeletons are like Bones, kid.

Some believe in something else.

For a while, I thought we could change things,

end Skullivar's tyranny,

take command of the Demoniac and do some good!

We wanted to be free from our shackles!

Yeah, I know the feeling.

Yeah, well, Bones put an end to it.

Everyone fell in rank and left me here to rot.

Things never change. Freedom is just a dream.

We'll never leave this cell!

Oh! You know what? I'll have that water after all!

Caramba, I was wondering if you could go any slower.

You can't perform a derivation in a matter of seconds!

What's your plan anyway, Captain?

I say we go straight and blast those skeletons to pieces!

No. I've got better plan. The torero technique isn't done yet!

We'll take them this time, right Calabrass?

Urgh... Ahhh...

You're making me seasick.

Grr! I'm looking for a way out!

Now that I'm flesh and blood,

I want to enjoy running and swimming and...

and supper!

Why? Kid, whether you're flesh and blood or bone and bone,

there's no freedom in this world.

Captain Zak says freedom is in here!

Ghost, skeleton, human, it makes no difference!

-Your captain is a fool. -Zak Storm is not a fool!

And when he comes and saves me, you'll see you were wrong!

Your Captain would fight Bones and the Demoniac to free you?

He would free you too as well, just to prove things can change!

Are you with me? What do you say?

He will have a hard time reaching us.

Ahh... Unless...

We help him?

I know every weak point, every entrance.

-It would be easier for him. -Excellent!

We need to get to the command station and radio Zak.

-But how? -I got it!

[rattling]

CLOVIS: Hey, you guards, come over here!

We have important information for Bones!

Sir! Sir! They surrender!

BONES: Can't say I'm surprised.

GUARD: General! -Calico? Why is he here?

They said they had information.

-Now is not the time! -Look at you.

To think I saved you from a sea monster,

and you thanked me by putting me in the brig!

Yeah, that's not nice!

The brig is where backstabbing mutineers end up, Calico!

Take him back there! He just came to waste my time!

Aren't you tired of playing slave to Bones and Skullivar?

Ain't you supposed to feel

the wind of freedom whistling through your ribs?

Get... him... out!

Come on. Don't be difficult.

Difficult? Your life is difficult!

Mouldy grub, orders all day,

turning into old bones, all for a weevil's pay!

That devilish tongue of yours!

Forget the brig! Throw him into the sea!

But, sir, it's Calico! He's one of us!

CALICO: Ha-ha! That's my boys! -He's a traitor!

You throw him into the sea now, or you will be next!

CLOVIS: Calling the Chaos!

Does anyone hear me? I have information for Zak!

Zak is not with us, right now, Clovis! [chuckles]

-Do you have a message for him? -What?

BONES: You! - Aaah!

-You! -Golden Bones!

Run, kid!

Ouch! Woo-hoo!

He-hee!

Seize him at once!

I'm going to enjoy watching you sink!

GUARD: General, the Chaos is moving away.

What? He's not surrendering any more?

They're all back at the bow. Perfect!

Why are we waiting? Thundering typhoons! My blade is itching!

Chill out, Calabrass.

This is a rescue mission, rescue.

Not having even a little scrap, my laddie?

Shh! We have to find where their prisoners are held!

Hide and seek was funnier when I was a ghost!

Found him! Thought he could hide in the Demoniac!

Hah! Bones is going to be happy!

Bones? Bones? What about you? What makes you happy?

What about freedom between your ribs?

-What? -You know Calico?

He's out of the brig,

and wants fair pay and grub that ain't mouldy!

How about that, instead of blasted orders all day?

Shut your fleshy trap!

Wait I want to hear more about grub that ain't mouldy!

Enough games! They had a chance to surrender.

Open fire! Full firepower!

CALABRASS: We've not come to play hide-and-seek, have we?

Quiet! We're looking for Clovis.

-Empty? -As I said, hide-and-seek.

[boom]

They're firing! We're out of time!

Why don't they fire at full power?

GUARD: Commander!

Some of the crew are refusing to take battle positions!

What?! What do you mean? They refuse to obey?

They want things, like grub that ain't mouldy.

[snarls]

What? How many of you are needed to find that snotty idiot?

Go back to your stations and sink that ship!

Firstly, I'm not snotty!

And secondly, they're not with you! They're with Calico!

-What?! -Yeah!

-Calico's right! -Too many orders!

-My grub's always mouldy! -Yeah! Strike!

-Enough! -Oh!

Prepare for battle! For Skullivar!

Er...

Yargh!

Oh! Yaa!

Grrrr!

Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

There he is! Calabrass, give me the eye of the Sino!

-Yah! -Storm! You bring me the sword?

-You wish! -Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Aaah!

[whistles]

-Woo-hoo! -What the--

Yah! Yah! Hyah!

Perfect shot! -Get to the Chaos and warn them.

Absolutely! Go!

-Give up. -What?

Or I order the Demoniac to shoot your loony friend!

I'm almost out, lad.

One... Two...

OK! You win this round, you big cheat!

Clovis!

-Clovis fleshy now! Ha-ha! -And Zak?

Didn't look good when I left. He must be in the brig now.

-What now, then? -I know where the cells are!

Break Zak out! Ragnarok!

Caramba, does your ghost machine still work?

Er...

So, you're Captain Zak Storm.

You're as brave as the kid told me!

Yeah, brave, but locked in this cell.

Have faith in your crew, and remember, freedom is here.

According to my calculations

of our trajectory and Zak's location,

you will have to position yourself here.

Aren't you forgetting one thing?

We'll dematerialise, but Zak won't.

How will he go through the Demoniac's walls?

-He'll use the Eye of Vapir! -How?

Can you hack the Demoniac's radio system?

Ho-ho! Child's play!

One more thing...

when we do this, I don't know how you'll react.

You might turn back into a ghost and stay that way.

Oh. Well, Zak's my captain! I'll take my chances for him!

Sensaxional! So, you want me to call the Demoniac?

Yes! Oh, wait a second.

-Crogar, do you have some food? -Heh! Sure!

[chomp]

OK, patch me through.

BONES: Let it be a lesson for everyone.

You stand against me, you end up like them,

and they will face the wrath of Skullivar!

Calico will be crushed, while we--

CLOVIS: Demoniac! -What the--

To everyone on the Demoniac, listen!

That's your boy!

CLOVIS: It's not too late!

Free Calico! Fight Bones!

The nerve!

Help my friend Zak Storm! Give him his sword.

Fool! How desperate are you, to believe my men--

The sword? Where is the sword?

[beeping]

They're heading right for us!

Open fire!

Wow!

-Here you go! -Wow! Thanks!

Remember this next time you fight us!

CLOVIS: Zak! We're using the Torero Technique!

Calabrass! I need you find the energy for the Eye of Vapir!

Aye, but I won't hold long!

Run, before it's too late!

Now!

[crackling]

Ooargh!

Clovis!

CLOVIS: Woo-hoo!

ZAK: Yeah! CLOVIS: We did it!

-Fire! Fire! Sink them! -We can't! All systems are down!

No!

Oh! Poor Calico... He's still in the brig!

Wait...

ZAK: Look!

Hey, Clovis, hope you can hear me.

CALIC0O: Thanks to you and Zak, I'm free to roam the Seven Seas!

It was my honour to meet you Calico.

I hope we'll see each other again.

Fair weather, kid, and good luck to you all!

You'll get your human form back for good one day. I swear.

I did plenty today, Captain Zak!

I got my fill of human form for a while.

Oh! I'll have to get used to that again. Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Ha-ha-ha-ha! Yeah.

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