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♪♪♪ Zak Storm ♪

♪ Zak Storm, Zak Storm ♪

♪ I will always guide you, lead you ♪

♪ I'll be standing right by your side ♪

♪ Standing, fighting ♪

♪ Justice always in sight ♪

♪ I will always guide you, lead you ♪

♪ I will get you out of here ♪

♪ No reason to fear ♪

♪ Just as long as I'm near ♪

♪ Zak Storm, Zak Storm ♪

♪ I will always guide you,

♪ lead you

♪ Heavens above ♪

♪ No reason to fear ♪

♪ Just as long as I'm near ♪

♪ Zak Storm ♪

Thar' she squirms! Tonight we make history!

You sure about this, Olaf?

We've never seen anything like that.

Exactly! We bring that trophy in, we'll be legends!

It'll make Zak Storm and his crew look like sardine salesmen.

Ahahahah!

Aaaaah!

[echoing moan]

Aaaaah!

OLAF: Gut up boys! What are ye? Fresh water shellbacks?

BOTH: No!

OLAF: Who's the king of the Seven Seas?

BOTH: Olaf! -Well then, let's fish!

Now, boys! Make your aim true!

[squealing and crackling]

Did we get it?

[trilling]

Wow!

[screaming]

-Still nothing, Zak! CECE: There was a vortex here.

CARAMBA: Negative! No vortex on the scans!

Caramba, check Cece's chart.

Sounds like it's screwy again.

Then run an eye over Calabrass.

He's been smarting off too much.

Nobody "runs an eye" over me unless he wants to lose it!

Er... guys, something weird ahead!

Clovis thinks something is weird? Bad sign.

Wow! Found your vortex, Cece!

CARAMBA: Er... impossible!

-My scanners-- -Were wrong.

Look! It's throwing ships at us! Duck!

[screaming]

What the-- [coughs]

Er... port side! More weirdness.

Word, Clovis. Weird.

MAN: We were trapped Vapir.

-Tossed about. -When the hole opened--

I steered us through the opposing currents,

but the blasted jelly beast escaped my grasp.

What's the 411 on the jelly beast?

-My people thought it a legend. -It's real.

A giant from the times of Muspell.

CROGAR: We Vikings call it "Blixtar Fingrar" -

lightning's fingers.

CECE: According to legend, it wanders the seas.

CECE: It is said to have destroyed countless ships.

It is the most wanted prize of all these waters.

No, Crogar. The most wanted prize of all these waters is me.

Maybe, but you can't create a vortex. Can you?

To bad it escaped. It would have made travelling easier.

If I can examine this jelly beast,

I may be able to make a vortex machine.

For real? That's great, Caramba! What are we waiting for?

-Let's get that jelly beast! -What? No! No, don't!

Believe me, it's too dangerous!

Nothing's too dangerous for a guy who has this!

This? You called me a This?!

I guess this means you Vikings are flaking out on us?

Cece, any leads on this jelly beast's location?

I'm not picking up any vortex activity.

-Caramba? -One moment, please.

The radar can now pick up electrical phenomena.

Good. We should be able to track the jelly beast's energy.

You could've referred to me as Flashing Fury the Untamed,

Bone's Bane, Villain-Breaker Defender of the Triangle,

but no, you went with 'this'!

CALABRASS: Zak! Are you listening?

For people to admire you, they must see how important I am.

Sure, sure. OK. Yeah, real important.

-Got it! Three miles starboard. ZAK: Awesome! And, starboard is?

ZAK: Which way? CECE: That way.

CALABRASS: It's true. I am more than a this!

CALABRASS: I think! I have a brain!

Not now, Cal. I got reefs everywhere.

Here we come, jelly beast! No use running.

ZAK: I'm not letting you slip away.

ZAK: Everybody, prepare for battle!

It's not every day we meet a legend!

[sighs]

ZAK: Wow! That's a lot of jelly.

CALABRASS: Pfff! I've seen jellier.

You sound jealous, Calabrass.

Me? Jealous of that? Bilge water!

Er... we've got company!

I know. We all see it. It's kind of hard to miss it.

No, not that, that!

The Demoniac! After me, again? Will they never rest?

Where's he going? I'm over here!

BONES: A tooth for the skeleton who bags the jelly beast!

Remember, Skullivar wants it alive, so aim well, numbskulls.

[crackling]

[pow, pow, pow!]

[angry squeal]

Come back, you cowards!

Er...

Cece, take the helm!

I won't let Bones steal my jellyfish.

Your Jellyfish? Hah!

Now, while it's busy with the Demoniac.

Calabrass, give me the Eye of Aeria!

Calabrass!

I'm not some object that you dictate your whims to.

I am Calabrass, a true legend--

Oh! Argh!

Calabrass, seriously, this is no time for playing around!

Oooargh!

-Look out! -Wagh!

Hold on! I'm on my way!

To your stations! Submarine mode!

Let them wear themselves out, then we'll pick up the pieces.

Caramba, catch this!

I've got it! Yeeargh!

Clovis, help me! Take this to the cabin please.

I have to check the Chaos is OK after all these shocks!

Pooh! That's some smelly jelly!

CROGAR: Cece! Get down! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

Be a good tentacle and stay.

OK, let's try this again!

Calabrass, give me the Eye of Blazz,

and this time, give it all you've got.

-What's the matter? -Oh, nothing!

You take care of your jellyfish. I'm just going to take a nap.

Fine, I will, you big bony baby!

Everything's got a weak spot. It's just a case of finding it!

Oh, yeah!

-Ugh! Gross, even for me! CECE: Zak Storm!

[thud]

-Ugh! -Zak Storm, you did it!

-You beat the jelly beast! -What about Bones?

Gone. Ran like a golden, gutless gas bag.

Calabrass, you got anything to say to me?

Yes. It was... a mistake.

You can say that again, but I forgive you.

Zak, I do not think you are talking about the same thing.

The jelly beast... When I was stuck into it, it spoke to me.

I didn't hear anything. Don't change the subject!

You put us all in danger!

Yes, that's true, I was jealous,

but I promise you, the beast spoke to me!

It kept saying it didn't mean any harm to anyone.

It begged for our mercy.

Mercy? What are you talking about?

Let's ask it ourselves.

Oh! The tentacle! It was right there! I swear.

I put it right there!

-Ugh! What's this? CARAMBA: It's a cast.

-The tentacle is regenerating. -That doesn’t sound good.

[crackling]

Sensaxional! Not only does it create vortexes, it regenerates!

It's feeding off electrical current in the Chaos to grow.

I can see why Golden Bones was around.

Powers like this in the hands of Skullivar...

-The very thought scares me. -Oh!

Catch it! I have to examine it! CALABRASS: But don't hurt it!

It went down there!

[all gasp]

-Now what's happening? -A short circuit.

I'll start the generator.

We must find that baby jellyfish fast,

or it will suck up our energy and toxally deglingox the Chaos!

CECE: It's heading up to the deck!

Roger, Cece. Everybody, on deck! Don't let it get away!

BONES: Find me some of that jelly beast.

The first man to run, I'll cut to pieces.

Bones?!

I thought I'd stop by for a visit.

Be a good neighbour now, and share.

It's not nice to keep it all to yourself.

-Get me that jelly! -No! Leave it be!

BONES: With me, you bunch of lily-livers!

[thud]

Yeeargh!

Argh!

-Bring it on, Jelly! -Stop! I want to talk to it.

What?! First you refuse to obey, now you're giving me orders?

-Zak, what have we got to lose? -Jellyfish don't talk!

Calabrass made that up because he was trying to teach me a--

Oh! Umph! Argh!

I don't get it. They're like... bonded!

I will un-bond them.

No! Stop! Look!

They're communicating?

Hah! Got it! One jellyfish! That was easy.

Wow!

You puff of vapour!

Leave it alone, before I carve you into clouds.

Huh? What? Can he do that?

Everyone, listen! It just wants to go home!

Don't look at me. I'm just a Viking.

You're the captain.

You are one odd skull sword.

Guys, release it.

Can't we just take a tiny sample?

Would you like it if I removed one of your bolts?

Goodbye, science. Goodbye, vortex.

What's it doing? Why doesn't it clear off?

[Chaos groans]

I'm willing to sacrifice the science but not the Chaos.

Hurry! It's sucking up all our juice.

Calabrass! I need the Eye of Aeria!

-But... -It's your turn to trust me!

Please.

ZAK: I need a hot bath.

What's happening to the Chaos isn't logical.

The batteries are flat, but the gauges show an overload.

-Do you want help? -It's a science gruklem.

I'll join you once I figure it out.

SAILOR: Did you see it?

Well... er...

Why do you hound that creature? Leave it alone!

-Oh! -What?

CALABRASS: I'm not scary when I get angry, am I?

ZAK: Something tells me it doesn't like being alone.

The jelly beast! It never left the Chaos!

It drained it!

Now, it's looking for another source of energy and...

[crackling]

[crackling]

-Oh-oh, the lighthouse! -What happens if that goes out?

If it drains it, the barriers between the Seas will collapse

and the triangle will implode!

-That doesn't sound good. -But Zak--

The triangle wasn't under threat.

We can't let it reach the lighthouse.

[Chaos roars]

[stomping]

We're going to cut it off.

This time, we do not leave empty handed.

I'm sorry, Calabrass. I wish there was another way.

No! Wait, Cece!

Calabrass, if you have any ideas, now's the time.

-Let me talk to it! ALL: Again?

-Like "Let's go get coffee"? -Do you think it will work?

Zak, stick me into it.

I don't know Cal. Last time, it exploded.

Call up the Eye of Vapir. Trust me. Please.

OK! Give me the Eye of Vapir!

Zak Storm!

JELLYFISH: Zak Storm?

-Did you just talk? CALABRASS: I told ye.

Now, listen to what it has to say!

JELLYFISH: Zak Storm, do not hurt me, please!

ZAK: You're just a kid?

Cal, he's not a jelly beast, he's a jelly baby!

JELLYFISH: Zak Storm I wish you no harm. Please, move aside.

ZAK: Move? Sorry, but I can't let you near the lighthouse.

JELLYFISH: But, I need energy.

Is that why you attack ships, for their energy?

JELLYFISH: I do not attack them. They attack me. I only defend.

And each time, it drains my strength more.

-Crogar not like this. -We've got bigger problems!

JELLYFISH: Danger. It's coming. Danger!

You touch the lighthouse, we're in danger.

JELLYFISH: But I need energy. I need to leave.

All right, Jelly-Baby, let's find some energy,

but no lighthouses, got it?

-Zak? -Seas, to your battle stations!

Look! That's what he means by leave, vortexes!

He needs energy to create them to escape!

ZAK: No!

Bones! Of course...

Create a diversion while I get some Jelly-Baby food.

What do you say, me and the one and only,

most-wanted being on the Seven Seas, Calabrass?

Yeah!

Hey!

Hey!

Go on, have a feast!

Hey, I'm hungry too!

We'll have to grind some bones to make our bread.

CROGAR: Ya-haa!

Ooh! Argh!

-Shall we rescue the others? -Sounds like a plan.

BONES: I may not have the beast, but I'm not going empty handed.

The choice is yours Zak Storm: your friends or the sword.

At last! Somebody interested in me!

Actually, I don't have any energy left.

It's OK, bud. We know someone with enough juice to do the job.

Come back, you bunch of cowa-- Argh!

Ooargh!

[jellyfish hums]

CALABRASS: Zak, I think it's saying...

ZAK: Yeah, I know.

When I think of it, that jellyfish was incredible!

-Legendary even. -I'm going to miss it.

Sure would have loved to have its vortex power.

But not as much as Calabrass's!

The only living legend of the Seven Seas!

You know, actually, I wasn't really jealous, right?

-I was just trying to... -Hm-hm.

Grr... What are we waiting for, you bunch of sea cucumbers!

You heard the legend. Let's move!

Subtitles: TITRAFILM