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Hey Pete, whatcha doing?
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Reading
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You want to do something?
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Berg, I have to study
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I'm bored
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Well, tough
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Hey, I bet you can't lift that garbage can over your head
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What are you talking about? Of course I can. It's empty
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Oh there was a time when you could
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When you were, you know, in shape
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- Berg, I'm in great shape
- Okay, Pete. No big deal
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HEY LOOK HOW STRONG I AM!
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I hate you so much
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Berg, say hello to the Alpha-Stat 100
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H-e-l-l-o
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We can now watch what we want, when we want,
from any corner of the earth
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- All crammed into our 12-inch screen
- Yeah
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I personally reconstructed it from the original schematics
I added a signal booster, use gold-plated coaxial and replaced the original aluminum alloy with a titanium steel coating
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One thing... shouldn't it be facing away from the building?
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Okay Klaus, buddy. All you have to do is get the ball
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I know you're a fish but don't let that hold you back
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No pressure!
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Just have fun
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Fetch, Klaus!
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That's okay, buddy! Swim it up !
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We'll get 'em next time
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Berg, you've been working with Klaus for nine weeks. All you are to him is a big, big face
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Did I mention that this could swing me
a thousand-dollar grant from the Society of Animal Research?
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Don't just swim there, you lazy sack of scales! FETCH!
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Now the Stat-100
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firmly fastened to the roof, Pete Dunville
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firmly fastened to the couch
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Just turn me over every two days
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Pete, you can't run the cable through the hall
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I have no choice. The windows are painted shut and the new landlord
won't return my phone calls. I left him like, 5 messages
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Yeah well, he doesn't take calls. I hear you've got to submit everything to him in writing
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Is he looking for a penpal? He can pick up a phone
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LIFE! GIVE MY TV LIFE!
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Keep it down, will ya?
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Great, now he's hiding in the castle
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- Berg, it's not my fault your fish is stupid
- Oh, that's pretty tough talk, Pete
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I'd like to see you tell him that to the side of his face
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Yes, yes, the Bruins game!
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- Why is the Bruins game in Russian?
-Cause it's blacked out in Boston so I must be getting feed from Moscow
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So, you're pretty much done with the outside world
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You betcha!
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Score ? Berg, how do you say "score" in Russian?
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- Blasto
- BLASTO!
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Err, Pete. The TV seems to be leaving
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See, Klaus. That's how you fetch
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I-I-it took me seven hours to haul and install that thing and now,
it's gone without a trace
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I mean, who would do this?
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Our new landlord. You violated the building uniformity code
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What?
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"The building should be uniform in every way.
All common areas, hallways, stoops, rooftops shall remain free of clutter-
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He stole my satellite dish!
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-including plants, wreaths and welcome mats.
Have a nice day. Edgar J. Hagerty".
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What kinda guy doesn't like Welcome mats?
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I'm guessing the same guy who could rip out a
200-pound satellite dish and scale down the side of the building
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- Maybe all the stories I heard about Hagerty are true
- What are you talking about?
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Remember Marco, the stuttering mime in 3B?
Re-tiled his bathroom without permission, hasn't been heard from since
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He's a mime
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I'm not kidding! This Hagerty guy has never shown his face around
here and yet he knows everything that's going on
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All right! So, we're back down to 80 channels?just like the Amish
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That's not the point
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- What are you going to do, Pete? What's done is done
- What do you mean "what's done is done"?
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You know, Que sera sera, no use crying over spilt milk, Hakuna matata
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Pick your favorite
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Wait, wait, Berg. You can't just 'Hakuna matata' your way through life.
I mean, sometimes you have to stand up for what's right!
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He's the landlord, Pete. It's his place, he makes the rules
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His rules are wrong! This is our home, we live here.
Hagerty can't just steal our satellite dishes and our Welcome mats!
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- I have an idea. Let's talk about this inside
- No!
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The building was fine before that guy came around. Right?
Now, he's going to walk around and dictate a bunch of new rules?
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The next thing you know, we won't be allowed to pee in the shower!
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Okay look, I'm going to show this Hagerty who he's messing with, all right?
You don't just push Pete Dunville around
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Now are you guys in?
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- I'm out.
- I'll see you inside
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Bill, you had to see it! As God is my witness, three times in a row,
little Klaus swam over and finally fetched the ball back
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Fascinating. Now shovel the damn sidewalk!
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It's still snowing
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Last time I saw a snowstorm this bad,
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I was travelling in South America.
We just finished a soccer match in Bolivia and headed home to Chile-
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Bauer!
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-The plane crashed in the Andes, we were stranded for weeks without food-
- Bauer!
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We were forced to eat the goaltender
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He was a rugged net-minder but a delicate meal
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Please come again. And be careful on the sidewalk. It's slippery
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What was I supposed to do?
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It was Jose, or starve!
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It's not a moment
I'm particularly proud of and of course, nutritionally, there's not much to be said...
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Well, look who decided to show up for work
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Oh, I'm sorry Bill but I'm in the midst of a revolution
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- Really?
- Yeah!
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Shovel the damn sidewalk!
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Hey, I just left Hagerty a little message to show him what I feel about his uniformity code
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What does this say to you?
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- 'Welcome'?
- No, it says 'Freedom'
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I hope you kept your receipt because I'm pretty sure it says 'Welcome'
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I left a Welcome mat in front of every door in our building
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Ha, he wants uniformity, he's got it.
And to show him I really mean business, haha, a wreath!
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Yeah, you don't want to mess with a man who carries a wreath
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Now we'll see how fast Hagerty gets back to me
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Okay, it has stopped snowing.
Who's going to shovel the sidewalk?
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- Me! Me! I get to!
- No, I get to do it!
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- You did the last time!
- No, you did!
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There's only one way to settle this thing fairly.
Neither of us gets to shovel the walk
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- Oh, fair enough
- You can either shovel the walk or you can dig your own graves
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I'll just leave this here
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Sharon, I see you have a Freedom mat
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- Aww!
- You and your stupid Welcome mats!
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This note was taped to the wall by the mailboxes
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"Attention. Until the tenant in 1A personally corrects his violation of the uniformity code,
the heat shall remain off in the entire building. Have a nice day. Edgar J. Hagerty."
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Freedom!
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Man, when the people in our building come home, if I were you,
I'd pick up those mats right now and get rid of those butt-ugly wreaths!
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Couldn't you just pick them up?
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What? And get on Hagerty's bad side?
Forget it. He knows all!
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He knows all, huh?Ask him why I'm slicing my three-iron.
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Fine, fine, I'll do it after work but Hagerty has not heard the last of me
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- Bill. Bill, what? I was just out there, it's not icy at all
- Oh yeah?
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I can't wait! Klaus is going to light up when he sees his new mermaid
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Okay. This is the last one
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Is that the heat?
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Maybe he does know all
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Looks like Hagerty finally got our windows unstuck.
We should get him a little something.
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He took our windows.
Berg, the man, he came in here and he took our windows
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"Happy to service your needs. Have a nice day. Edgar J. Hagerty."
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It's two degrees and he took our windows!
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-You mentioned that
- I suppose you're going to let this just roll off your back
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- Oh my God
- What?
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What is it?
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Klaus?
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KLAUS!!!...
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Pete, one more time
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Bill, it's really not that funny
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Oh, come on. You walk into the apartment, snow's covering the whole place...
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Berg wiped off the glass and Klaus was, like
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That cracks me up
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Do it again
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Bill, I'm not doing it again!
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Then shovel the sidewalk!
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Berg took this really hard. I mean, he looked at me and he stormed out and
I haven't heard from him since and it's all my fault
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- Anything?
- Nothing. Bernie, Fitzie, University, nobody's seen him
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Did you try Topless, Topless, Topless?
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Amber said he wasn't there
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- Did you get it?
- What do you think? Does he look like Klaus?
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Aw, I think. Where did you get him?
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Don't you recognize him? It's Harold.
From my kindergarten class
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- Ohh, Harold!
- I told my kids he was visiting family at Sea World
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I don't think any fish is going to replace Klaus
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- Oh, honey, it's not your fault
- Actually, it's all his fault
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I know! I was just trying to make him feel better
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Oh look, Sharon's right
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I mean, Berg's out there, somewhere, lost, all by himself.
Wandering around in the freezing cold
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Did you try Topless, Topless, Topless?
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- I'm sure he's fine
- I wouldn't be so sure
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I once took a job as a winter caretaker, in an old hotel
in the mountains of Colorado
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I thought I could work on my novel,
spend some quality time with my family
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All work and no play made Jack a dull boy!
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Yes, the cold can do strange things to a man's mind
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- Berg, thank God you're here
- Are you all right?
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Pete, show him the face
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Berg, I'm really sorry about Klaus
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Look, look look, I know it's not Klaus but I see potential
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I'm sorry, Berg. Look,
I asked for our windows backin writing.
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Hakuna Matata?
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- No, Pete. You were right all along
- Berg, come on, honey.Let's get you over by the oven and thaw out your brain
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No! Pete didn't kill Klaus. Hagerty did!
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He stole our windows! That is an act of aggression.
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That is an act of war. Well, if he wants a war, he's got one! Who's with me?
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- I'm with you!
- I'm still out.
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All right, almost done
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Hey Sharon, did you get our message?
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Oh my good! Hagerty gave you your dish back
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Let's just say we found it
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Locked in his storage room
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You guys! 3B, remember? Re-tiled his bathroom then bye, bye!
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This guy's all smoke and mirrors. Like the Wizard of Oz
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And we are just the guys to pull back the curtain
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Hey, what's all this stuff?
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Prisoners. Of the Uniformity Code
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- Ah, my ficus!
- See
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Done
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Now let's go glue down some Welcome mats
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Klaus would have wanted it that way
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Oh no! Need a new bulb
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Better put that in writing. "Have a nice day. Edgar J. Hagerty".
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Hey guys, I think you'd better take a look at what's in this file
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Third generation West Point, top of his class,
fought in three wars, green beret, CIA!
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Oh man, you guys are so 3B!
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They're up here!
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What seems to be the problem, Mrs. Hemmelfarb?
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You! Hagerty left this note.
He says we don't get our electricity back until you go meet with him
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Don't you see? He's crazy
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- Today can be our Independence Day!
- If we all band together, we can beat him
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Well, we're going to band together and we're going to beat you!
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Is there an address in that file?
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I can't believe I'm taking you guys to see Hagerty
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Just drive
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Hagerty was close. Real close.
Couldn't see him yet but I could feel him
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It's as if the car was being sucked up by the highway
and was called back into the woods
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Part of me was afraid of what I would find when I got there
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The thing I felt most, stronger than fear was the desire to confront him
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I can't believe Sharon just drove by that space!
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Just remember we're in the right
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Death to the Uniformity Code!
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- And we stand together!
- And I'll just be in the car
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Come in
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Gentlemen. Miss
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Ya, enough with the small talk, Hagerty
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What is the deal with dragging us out here in the middle of the night?
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- May I offer you some cider and homemade cookies?
- We didn't come here to eat cookies
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Oh, I'll have one
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- So you got my note
- I got all your notes
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Very well written
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Thank you for coming
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And thank you for shutting off our light, heat and hot water!
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You know, this is the best cookie I've ever tasted!
You used walnuts and apple corns!
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I find it helps the texture of the cookie
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Wait a minute. Two different kinds of nuts,
doesn't that violate your stupid Uniformity Code?
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Stupid?
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Hey you know, I just gave them a ride
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- The Uniformity Code is for the benefit of the tenants
- What possible benefit could there be from a ban on Welcome mats?
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I once owned a building filled with Welcome mats - astro-turf, rubber, coconut weave
- I enjoyed them all.
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Then one day a sweet old lady tripped on one and broke her ankle.
I felt morally inclined to pay the hospital bill but I had to raise the rent for everyone
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- Okay, no Welcome mats. That makes sense
- Wait
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What about a satellite dish? Who's going to trip over that?
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Roof obstructions violate zoning laws.
I could have filed the paperwork and gotten you a waiver but you clowns busted ranks!
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All said and done, I saved you a 300-dollar fine
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- 300 bucks?
- Ahem
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Ww-wait a minute,
you still can't just turn off somebody's heat in the middle of winter
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Yeah, what code is that?
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Sometimes gentlemen,
the way to discipline the platoon is to have the platoon discipline itself!
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Okay, fine. But what is the deal with taking our windows?
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I thought that was funny
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You killed my fish!
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Ah yes, Klaus, the fish that fetched
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It is often the innocent that get caught in the crossfire
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The truth is you are slackers who need to take stock
of who you are and what type of people you want to be.
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With all due respect, sir-
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You Bergen are a rutterless ship!
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Ever since March of 1980, when you abandoned the Cub Scouts,
your life has been a course-less journey
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Business school, law school and now medical school.
10 girlfriends in six months. Son,your life lacks structure!
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- You know he's not wrong
- You just abandoned the Cub Scouts?
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You, Private, when are you going to learn that you're not always right?
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Who were you in 7th grade at the age of twelve to shake off Coach Marino's butt
sign and cost the National Bank Taggers the 1985 Little League Championship!
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Sam Pristine had nothing left. He was throwing meatballs!
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You really think a respectable architecture firm would tolerate
the arrogance and disrespect you show to Bill?
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I totally agree!
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You are a kiss-ass little sellout who did the dirty with the editor of your high school yearbook
so that your picture would be the only one in color!
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Are you guys going to let him talk to me like that?
How do you know all this stuff?
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- Yeah!
- That is not the point
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Point is if you're going to get through this life and have windows, you will learn to live by the rules
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You will remove the satellite dish. You will put it in the storage room.
You will repair the lock on the door and you will stop peeing in the shower!
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All right, I'll stop
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Sounds fair
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And there's one more thing you will do
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Come on you slackers! You heard Hagerty, two inches from the curb
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What's he going to do, come out here and measure it?
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Wonder what's gotten into them?
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Once you've gone up river, nothing's ever the same
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The h-horror
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Look at all these cars, all with different people in them, each leading their own lives.
Each thinking separate thoughts. Man!
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Can one find love in a loveless world?
Is there any such thing as true love or do you just find somebody and find truth in that love?
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T-h-e-r-e was a farmer who had a dog and BINGO was his name - oh!
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