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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,590 Pete, beer me 2 00:00:14,055 --> 00:00:15,181 Sharon... 3 00:00:30,196 --> 00:00:31,531 YOU'RE WELCOME! 4 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:33,575 THANK YOU! 5 00:00:56,254 --> 00:00:59,591 Lets go guys, I'm double-parked, and the ambulance driver's gettin' ticked! 6 00:01:01,926 --> 00:01:04,554 Shhh! Just wait This is important 7 00:01:05,347 --> 00:01:06,431 It's Xena 8 00:01:08,016 --> 00:01:14,064 - The Warrior Princess. She's unbelievable - Yeah, I'll say. It's 16:03 and she's got implants 9 00:01:14,606 --> 00:01:16,941 And right now they're in peril 10 00:01:18,568 --> 00:01:23,531 Which is why the Celtics are the single greatest franchise in NBA history! 11 00:01:23,823 --> 00:01:28,244 Hey, now we have something to celebrate That is the one thousandth time you've told me that! 12 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:31,956 Come on, Berg, let's go, let's go, let's go! 13 00:01:32,207 --> 00:01:36,294 - Pete, the game doesn't start for over two hours! - Yeah, I know, but you need to be there for warm-ups! 14 00:01:36,419 --> 00:01:38,129 - Why?! - 'Cause, we're playing the Bulls! 15 00:01:38,546 --> 00:01:40,674 The Celtics...are playing the Bulls 16 00:01:42,217 --> 00:01:44,761 You...didn't make the team 17 00:01:45,470 --> 00:01:46,596 Okay, can we please go?? 18 00:01:46,971 --> 00:01:51,726 - You watch the Celtics, I'll watch Xena, and we'll meet up later - Berg, what are you talking about? You have to go! 19 00:01:52,686 --> 00:01:54,979 Double-parked!! Ambulance still blocked!! 20 00:01:56,272 --> 00:01:57,607 They're sliding in the gurney!! 21 00:01:57,982 --> 00:02:00,068 Berg, you have to go 22 00:02:00,610 --> 00:02:05,240 And believe me, I'd love to, but...Xena really needs me 23 00:02:05,532 --> 00:02:08,159 Look, Berg, I promise This time you'll have fun! 24 00:02:08,827 --> 00:02:10,286 That's what you said last time 25 00:02:10,662 --> 00:02:13,790 Well, I'm sorry, you just weren't showing enough Celtic pride! 26 00:02:14,791 --> 00:02:19,004 It was an exhibition game! Against the Globetrotters! 27 00:02:19,379 --> 00:02:20,922 They were supposed to lose!! 28 00:02:21,256 --> 00:02:24,926 - Still, I think that the team needed your support -- - Pete, let's face it 29 00:02:26,511 --> 00:02:38,940 You suck the fun right out of it! I mean, when the Celtics win, you're an obnoxious, babbling fool -- and if they lose, you pout for three hours and listen to...Air Supply!! 30 00:02:39,691 --> 00:02:40,608 We're not gonna lose!! 31 00:02:41,651 --> 00:02:43,486 *We*...are not playing 32 00:02:44,237 --> 00:02:50,326 We're just sitting there, eating and drinking, for two hours, while you pretend you're the coach from seventy-five rows back 33 00:02:50,452 --> 00:02:53,538 Ha ha! Atta boy Berg, keep that fire up!! Okay, team! 34 00:02:54,539 --> 00:02:56,916 - Let's get 'em!! - Woooo! Celtics! 35 00:02:57,125 --> 00:02:58,543 Green fingernail polish, that's a start 36 00:02:59,252 --> 00:03:00,879 Okay, I'm wearing green panties! 37 00:03:03,631 --> 00:03:06,176 Oh, c'mon, Berg, Berg, Berg... 38 00:03:07,469 --> 00:03:08,595 I need you there... 39 00:03:09,804 --> 00:03:13,641 All right, just stop giving me this 'Spanky forgot to feed Petey' look 40 00:03:15,226 --> 00:03:16,102 I'll be there for tip-off 41 00:03:16,227 --> 00:03:19,189 Berg, we - are - gonna - have a - great - time! 42 00:03:19,272 --> 00:03:20,482 Ha, ha... Go away 43 00:03:29,991 --> 00:03:32,160 Well, today...we learned all about the letter 'B' 44 00:03:32,619 --> 00:03:37,499 We baked bread, we studied butterflies, the student of the day was Billy Bumstead 45 00:03:38,583 --> 00:03:40,960 Oh? Well, I learned all about the letter 'S' today 46 00:03:41,378 --> 00:03:47,967 That I'm a self-serving sellout who's giving our environment a super slaughtering All, for a sports car and a salary! 47 00:03:48,259 --> 00:03:49,803 That was excellent! 48 00:03:50,970 --> 00:03:53,431 - You know, I envy you - Yeah, right... 49 00:03:53,682 --> 00:03:57,310 No, I'm serious. I mean, you wake up every morning looking forward to your job 50 00:03:57,727 --> 00:04:01,189 - Yeah, for the most part - You come home everyday feeling good about yourself 51 00:04:01,564 --> 00:04:03,650 - I try - You make a difference in kids' lives! 52 00:04:03,942 --> 00:04:06,194 - I make $18,000 a year - Ewwww! 53 00:04:07,404 --> 00:04:08,196 Hey! Snacks! 54 00:04:08,697 --> 00:04:11,032 C'mon, c'mon, DEFENSE! 55 00:04:11,866 --> 00:04:13,410 Thanks -- Come on, pick it up! 56 00:04:13,910 --> 00:04:19,958 - Lanes! Lanes! Why aren't they staying in the lanes?! - I don't know, I'm sorry! 57 00:04:20,583 --> 00:04:21,835 - Oh, hey Pete look! - What, what, what, what?? 58 00:04:22,168 --> 00:04:26,798 There, there, there! Way, way down there! I think it's a basketball game!! 59 00:04:28,133 --> 00:04:31,970 All right, look, there is no such thing as a bad seat at a Celtic game 60 00:04:32,220 --> 00:04:36,891 Yeah, sure -- because two miles below us is the single greatest franchise in NBA history 61 00:04:37,142 --> 00:04:38,268 Yeah, the Bulls 62 00:04:39,227 --> 00:04:40,687 Come on, come on -- slow it up! 63 00:04:41,062 --> 00:04:42,814 SLOW IT UP!! 64 00:04:51,573 --> 00:04:52,449 Yeah, see, see? 65 00:04:52,574 --> 00:05:00,540 This is why these are the best seats in the house! Up near the rafters, next to the Celtic championship banners *this* is where the real diehards are 66 00:05:00,790 --> 00:05:01,666 Isn't he cute?? 67 00:05:02,917 --> 00:05:05,003 Come on -- Murphy was all over him!! 68 00:05:06,296 --> 00:05:09,341 - DEFENSE!! DEFENSE!! - Not now 69 00:05:09,966 --> 00:05:11,676 We have the ball 70 00:05:21,227 --> 00:05:24,022 Man, I can't believe Berg is missing this! 71 00:05:26,024 --> 00:05:30,028 One...more time, and the Tooth Fairy's gonna owe you 24 bucks! 72 00:05:31,529 --> 00:05:39,496 Ladies and gentlemen, please give a welcome to this evening's lucky ticket holder, who will watch tonight's game from the Celtic bench.. 73 00:05:39,954 --> 00:05:42,666 Mr. Michael Bergen! 74 00:05:44,501 --> 00:05:47,962 No, no, no, no! No! He didn't even want to come! 75 00:05:49,589 --> 00:05:52,509 Hi Pete! I made it! 76 00:06:01,267 --> 00:06:05,855 - Worst game I ever saw in my life - What, are you kidding?! They won with a three-pointer at the buzzer 77 00:06:06,231 --> 00:06:07,273 Listen to me! 78 00:06:09,818 --> 00:06:13,363 Hey, hey! 79 00:06:14,489 --> 00:06:19,369 There he is! My man, Berg -- the Celtics' sixth man out of Beacon Street Pizza!! 80 00:06:19,994 --> 00:06:23,581 Bill...BILL! It's okay...let's not make it a big thing 81 00:06:24,207 --> 00:06:30,797 Do you believe it? You, the biggest Celtic fan in the world, and Berg winds up on the bench Heh-heh! 82 00:06:32,757 --> 00:06:35,093 Bill, you have a keen sense of irony 83 00:06:35,802 --> 00:06:37,137 All right, what's with him? 84 00:06:37,470 --> 00:06:41,725 I think he's still a little miffed at Berg's big ol' Mardi Gras head on the scoreboard 85 00:06:42,934 --> 00:06:45,645 The Jumbotron adds four hundred pounds to your face! 86 00:06:49,649 --> 00:06:53,194 Oh, I think it's past somebody's bedtime... 87 00:06:54,821 --> 00:07:00,535 Look, Pete...I tried to get you down there with me I begged the PR guy, only I didn't know where you were sitting 88 00:07:01,870 --> 00:07:03,913 Did you ever think of looking at the ticket? 89 00:07:04,664 --> 00:07:09,711 He took the ticket once he knew that I was...well, the lucky one 90 00:07:11,171 --> 00:07:15,300 - Honey, you can't blame him for being the lucky one! - Yeah, but I can hate him for it 91 00:07:16,634 --> 00:07:23,308 This behavior right here is *exactly* why I wanted to stay home Pete, look me in the eye and tell me you're really upset 92 00:07:27,395 --> 00:07:30,690 - I think I see a smile coming on! - Nooo! 93 00:07:32,275 --> 00:07:36,029 Heh, heh, heh and you sat right next to Larry Bird! 94 00:07:36,946 --> 00:07:38,531 Your favorite player 95 00:07:39,824 --> 00:07:43,078 Bill, do you have some kind of stake in pissing Pete off? 96 00:07:43,828 --> 00:07:48,291 Heh, heh... LARRY BIRD! Heh, heh, heh... 97 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:53,963 Well, Larry now coaches another team, but...they had the night off 98 00:07:54,464 --> 00:07:55,965 Really? I wasn't aware of that 99 00:07:57,842 --> 00:07:59,094 Go on, Berg! Go on! 100 00:07:59,636 --> 00:08:04,849 Tell him! Tell him what you talked to Larry Bird about for two hours! Tell him! 101 00:08:05,308 --> 00:08:07,435 Well, strangest thing 102 00:08:07,852 --> 00:08:09,938 Larry and I both went to Camp Pomahack 103 00:08:11,189 --> 00:08:15,026 But get this The Camp Pomahack Larry went to was in Indiana 104 00:08:15,402 --> 00:08:17,946 Mine...was in Albany! 105 00:08:20,824 --> 00:08:22,701 Two Camp Pomahacks! 106 00:08:24,285 --> 00:08:25,578 I don't care! Anybody? 107 00:08:26,913 --> 00:08:30,208 Pete, I found you that photo of Larry Bird on the Mike Douglas show... 108 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:33,837 My life is now complete 109 00:08:35,046 --> 00:08:37,716 Hey, wait! Charo! And Gabe Kaplan! 110 00:08:39,592 --> 00:08:45,515 I can't believe you got to sit on the bench Man, you had thousands of Celtics fans cheering you on 111 00:08:47,142 --> 00:08:50,729 It meant *nothing* to you. Berg, I've been dreaming of that my whole life 112 00:08:51,396 --> 00:08:52,772 I had a dream once... 113 00:08:55,150 --> 00:09:00,905 to dance. I wanted so badly to join this one company I could taste it. 114 00:09:01,322 --> 00:09:04,492 Sure enough, one thing led to another I got the audition of a lifetime 115 00:09:07,746 --> 00:09:09,414 It didn't end there, did it? 116 00:09:12,042 --> 00:09:13,126 Why, no 117 00:09:14,377 --> 00:09:19,174 With my unique blend of classical ballet and raw stripper moves 118 00:09:20,550 --> 00:09:26,514 I got them dancing on their chairs Best of all, I never had to go back to that damn welding job! 119 00:09:30,769 --> 00:09:31,478 What a feeling! 120 00:09:34,439 --> 00:09:36,107 Okay, that's it 121 00:09:36,483 --> 00:09:39,361 - Look, we're staying at your place tonight - Okay, sweetie, that's fine 122 00:09:39,569 --> 00:09:41,988 Uh, night, you guys...it was...really fun 123 00:09:45,033 --> 00:09:48,661 Okay...can you believe the fart she cut in the car?! 124 00:09:52,332 --> 00:09:55,877 Forget her...is Pete acting out or what? 125 00:09:56,503 --> 00:09:59,005 Oh, come on Berg Whether you mean to or not you ruined it for him! 126 00:09:59,422 --> 00:10:03,760 - I didn't even want to go! - Well...maybe you can figure out some way to make it up to him 127 00:10:06,429 --> 00:10:07,681 What would Xena do? 128 00:10:12,977 --> 00:10:19,818 Now...is it just me, or is he dancin'...like he's never...danced before? 129 00:10:29,285 --> 00:10:30,704 Berg? 130 00:10:36,126 --> 00:10:38,962 Berg! Huh 131 00:10:46,886 --> 00:10:49,139 BERG!!!!! 132 00:10:52,391 --> 00:10:53,892 This is great 133 00:10:54,351 --> 00:10:55,644 I knew you'd love it 134 00:10:56,311 --> 00:11:01,984 Berg, this is, without a doubt, the best gift I have ever gotten 135 00:11:03,193 --> 00:11:04,570 Naaah... 136 00:11:05,529 --> 00:11:07,114 How on earth did you get it? 137 00:11:07,698 --> 00:11:11,326 Remember the MacGyver when he had to get into that federal vault using only a stapler and a Q-Tip? 138 00:11:14,246 --> 00:11:15,706 YES! 139 00:11:17,166 --> 00:11:20,336 This is amazing! It's fantastic! 140 00:11:21,337 --> 00:11:23,088 It's a felony! 141 00:11:23,422 --> 00:11:24,882 Only if they find out 142 00:11:25,382 --> 00:11:27,676 Berg, this has to go back It belongs to the Celtics! 143 00:11:28,052 --> 00:11:30,554 - Says who? - Says the banner 144 00:11:32,890 --> 00:11:35,059 Berg, look, they earned it, not me 145 00:11:35,642 --> 00:11:40,064 Oh, I get it. So all of a sudden you're...*not* on the team 146 00:11:42,441 --> 00:11:43,692 C'mon Berg, get real 147 00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:47,488 Think of all the aggravation you've been through watching their games 148 00:11:47,821 --> 00:11:48,781 You're telling me 149 00:11:49,114 --> 00:11:53,160 Think of the hours you've spent...in line, waitin' for tickets in the snow 150 00:11:53,786 --> 00:11:57,790 Yeah.. One time, I got home, and my body temperature was seventy 151 00:12:00,959 --> 00:12:05,756 Pete, you deserve this as much as anyone... 152 00:12:06,256 --> 00:12:13,514 ..and on behalf of the Boston Celtics organization, I hereby...want you to have this 153 00:12:18,018 --> 00:12:19,186 Berg, I don't know... 154 00:12:20,187 --> 00:12:24,400 Pete, come on, it's just a glorified bedspread! 155 00:12:25,150 --> 00:12:26,568 They'll never know it's gone! 156 00:12:27,486 --> 00:12:34,993 More on the outrage sweeping Boston over the championship banner stolen last night. We go now to Jeff Colly with tonight's top sports story. Jeff? 157 00:12:35,411 --> 00:12:42,918 A city violated -- legions of Celtic faithful are carrying signs, pleading for the return of the 1981 championship banner 158 00:12:43,335 --> 00:12:48,257 Some offer forgiveness for its safe return, but threats of retaliation can also be heard 159 00:12:50,175 --> 00:12:51,051 Do you believe this? 160 00:12:51,135 --> 00:12:52,261 What? 161 00:12:52,428 --> 00:12:56,932 Some lunatic broke into the Fleet Center last night and stole the '81 championship banner 162 00:12:58,017 --> 00:12:59,226 From the Celtics? 163 00:13:01,353 --> 00:13:03,272 No, from Cirque De Soleil 164 00:13:05,649 --> 00:13:09,069 - Bill, I'm sure it was just a prank - Yeah, I'll give you a prank 165 00:13:09,319 --> 00:13:16,827 When they catch this clown, his face goes right up on my dart board, which means banned from Beacon Street Pizza. This boy will *never* get a slice of pie, anywhere! 166 00:13:17,870 --> 00:13:19,788 Bill, there's other pizza joints in Boston 167 00:13:20,164 --> 00:13:22,374 Oh, what, you don't think I talk to Little Caesar's? 168 00:13:23,584 --> 00:13:24,626 Or Domino's? 169 00:13:25,711 --> 00:13:26,754 Or The Hut? 170 00:13:27,713 --> 00:13:32,676 Hey, we're all connected -- www.atsatastypizza.com 171 00:13:34,762 --> 00:13:37,973 So, Bill What's the uh, big reward? 172 00:13:38,140 --> 00:13:39,641 Small pizza and a medium beverage! 173 00:13:41,643 --> 00:13:43,354 I'm sure they'll just make a new one 174 00:13:44,146 --> 00:13:48,776 Make a new one...you just don't make a new one! That's like Xeroxing the Mona Lisa! 175 00:13:49,276 --> 00:13:52,446 No, these people should be caught and strung up by their go-betweens! 176 00:13:55,491 --> 00:13:57,451 Maybe we should keep this to ourselves? 177 00:14:01,830 --> 00:14:04,583 All right, which one of you boneheads took my hair dryer?! 178 00:14:07,961 --> 00:14:13,175 Oh...my...God...BERG!!!!! 179 00:14:13,717 --> 00:14:16,220 What kind of *creep* would steal a Celtic banner? 180 00:14:16,762 --> 00:14:19,056 I don't know about you, but I can't go to work today... 181 00:14:26,271 --> 00:14:27,773 Can I talk to you guys for a sec?! 182 00:14:29,483 --> 00:14:30,526 She knows 183 00:14:31,902 --> 00:14:32,986 - She does? - Play dumb 184 00:14:33,195 --> 00:14:34,405 We are dumb 185 00:14:36,115 --> 00:14:37,533 Are you guys nuts?! 186 00:14:38,158 --> 00:14:39,118 I'm Nuts... 187 00:14:39,910 --> 00:14:41,370 This is my partner, Pretzels 188 00:14:44,373 --> 00:14:45,624 What seems to be the problem, ma'am? 189 00:14:45,708 --> 00:14:48,127 You know what's gonna happen when you get caught?! 190 00:14:49,169 --> 00:14:50,004 Caught for what? 191 00:14:50,295 --> 00:14:55,551 Oh, cut the crap! You are not dealing with normal people here! These people are sports fans 192 00:14:56,051 --> 00:14:57,845 These people barbecue in their cars! 193 00:14:59,596 --> 00:15:03,183 - Okay, well that's why we're not going to tell anyone! - You have to give it back! 194 00:15:03,434 --> 00:15:05,894 But Sharon, it's in poor taste to return a gift 195 00:15:06,103 --> 00:15:08,439 Thanks to you guys, I'm now an accomplice! 196 00:15:08,689 --> 00:15:11,150 - Why are you an accomplice?? - Because, I now know who stole it! 197 00:15:11,483 --> 00:15:13,986 - Who asked you to go to our apartment? - Who asked you to steal my hair dryer?! 198 00:15:14,236 --> 00:15:15,029 Who asked you to take it back! 199 00:15:15,195 --> 00:15:16,572 I WASHED MY HAIR! 200 00:15:16,822 --> 00:15:18,240 And that's *our* fault?! 201 00:15:21,035 --> 00:15:23,287 Don't *ever* do that again! 202 00:15:23,537 --> 00:15:24,496 I stole something once 203 00:15:25,205 --> 00:15:29,918 - Mr. Bauer, nobody stole anything - It was me and the Nazis, in a race against time 204 00:15:31,503 --> 00:15:35,466 The future of mankind depended on me retrieving the Ark of the Covenant 205 00:15:37,426 --> 00:15:38,927 Excuse us... 206 00:15:40,971 --> 00:15:42,639 Get back here! 207 00:15:46,477 --> 00:15:47,144 You were saying? 208 00:15:47,394 --> 00:15:51,440 A word of advice: Do not open that chest 209 00:15:51,815 --> 00:15:55,235 It has unspeakable powers that no man was meant to possess 210 00:16:00,032 --> 00:16:02,451 What do you think of the hat? 211 00:16:06,413 --> 00:16:08,165 Berg, why can't we just drop it and run? 212 00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:10,834 Because, then we won't get a reward 213 00:16:13,253 --> 00:16:15,839 Wait...I have a bad feeling about this 214 00:16:16,215 --> 00:16:18,717 You had a bad feeling about Shopping Cart Polo 215 00:16:20,719 --> 00:16:22,346 Yeah, and I broke my wrist! 216 00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:24,556 Yeah, and you met a nurse! 217 00:16:26,266 --> 00:16:27,142 We're gonna get caught 218 00:16:28,394 --> 00:16:32,898 - Trust me, okay? - Berg..I like my go betweens 219 00:16:36,318 --> 00:16:37,152 You're forgetting 220 00:16:37,945 --> 00:16:40,280 We're the guys who recovered the Ark of the Covenant! 221 00:16:47,079 --> 00:16:48,414 Okay, we're going to go to jail! 222 00:16:49,289 --> 00:16:53,460 No, no, no... I'll go to jail, you'll wind up with the lucky prison number and they'll send you on a cruise 223 00:16:57,297 --> 00:17:02,469 - Just relax - Berg, I don't think you realize how cute we look to larger men! 224 00:17:06,432 --> 00:17:08,934 And from the fans! Hell, you'd think I stole the damn thing! 225 00:17:10,894 --> 00:17:16,692 No, how 'bout *you* come up with a positive spin to put on this thing, and when you do I'll name a candy bar after you? 226 00:17:17,401 --> 00:17:21,530 I don't know, nuts, nougat...look, leave me alone! 227 00:17:22,156 --> 00:17:23,157 Whaddya want? 228 00:17:23,907 --> 00:17:28,162 - Remember me? You walked me down to the bench? - Oh, yeah -- the lucky ticket guy 229 00:17:28,495 --> 00:17:30,497 What's that, a four thousand calorie thank you note? 230 00:17:31,790 --> 00:17:34,293 Perfect, I'll die tonight and won't have to come in tomorrow 231 00:17:34,918 --> 00:17:36,587 You're gonna love this... 232 00:17:41,091 --> 00:17:44,803 Thank God!! Where'd you get it?! 233 00:17:45,179 --> 00:17:46,096 We found it! 234 00:17:46,805 --> 00:17:48,682 -You *found* it?! - Yes we did! 235 00:17:49,058 --> 00:17:51,810 Well, listen, it was really nice meeting you. Take care 236 00:17:52,061 --> 00:17:55,147 - And wait 'til you hear how we got it! - Oh, God... 237 00:17:56,565 --> 00:17:57,649 Go ahead, tell me... 238 00:17:58,025 --> 00:18:00,152 Berg, it's such a boring story... 239 00:18:00,861 --> 00:18:02,154 This man is too modest 240 00:18:06,492 --> 00:18:10,537 After the game, we ran into a group of Bulls fans in a bar 241 00:18:10,954 --> 00:18:14,249 And they were bragging about how they stole the banner 242 00:18:15,209 --> 00:18:19,254 So we followed them out to a car and there they were, tying it around a big rock 243 00:18:19,588 --> 00:18:21,131 And they were taunting it 244 00:18:24,468 --> 00:18:26,011 Sure ! 245 00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:32,851 So we tailed them over to the BU bridge, where they stopped, and hurled it into the Charles River 246 00:18:33,018 --> 00:18:34,770 SPLASH! 247 00:18:38,857 --> 00:18:47,199 Pete here...overcoming his childhood fear of water, dove into the river, and saved the banner 248 00:18:49,243 --> 00:18:49,743 Soo... 249 00:18:51,537 --> 00:18:52,788 What do we get? 250 00:18:55,207 --> 00:18:57,501 What a great story! 251 00:18:58,335 --> 00:19:00,170 Now, uh, let me get this straight 252 00:19:01,380 --> 00:19:03,632 You stole the banner, got scared, and brought it back 253 00:19:07,886 --> 00:19:09,096 Yes, sir 254 00:19:10,973 --> 00:19:11,473 Security! 255 00:19:11,724 --> 00:19:14,101 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, okay? 256 00:19:15,477 --> 00:19:16,562 We didn't steal it 257 00:19:18,689 --> 00:19:20,858 I...stole it 258 00:19:21,608 --> 00:19:22,234 For him 259 00:19:23,902 --> 00:19:28,365 You see this guy here? This *is* a Celtics fan 260 00:19:29,074 --> 00:19:34,246 This guy sits in the seventy-fifth row he can barely make out the players, much less the court but he is there 261 00:19:35,289 --> 00:19:37,166 Two hours early, for warm-ups 262 00:19:38,083 --> 00:19:40,461 Well, you know they play the way they practice... 263 00:19:43,088 --> 00:19:49,720 And he turned a guy who couldn't care less about the Celtics into a real fan 264 00:19:50,596 --> 00:19:51,513 Really? 265 00:19:51,847 --> 00:19:54,767 Oh, Pete, when you see a game from the bench like that... 266 00:19:56,310 --> 00:19:57,186 Where the hell's security? 267 00:19:57,353 --> 00:20:02,274 - Okay, look! Look, I don't want to tell you your job, but you're a PR guy, right? - Yeah.. 268 00:20:03,901 --> 00:20:09,156 And you can either vilify the most dedicated fan in history, 269 00:20:09,782 --> 00:20:12,993 or you can turn him into a hero 270 00:20:14,495 --> 00:20:20,626 After all, I mean, isn't that what Celtic tradition's all about, making heroes? 271 00:20:22,753 --> 00:20:25,798 That...is the biggest crock I've ever heard 272 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,968 But I think I can sell it and save all our asses! 273 00:20:37,267 --> 00:20:39,144 How come you can never find the organ player? 274 00:20:40,771 --> 00:20:45,734 This is -- this is unbelievable! Look, the parquet floor! 275 00:20:45,901 --> 00:20:46,694 Butter 276 00:20:48,696 --> 00:20:53,492 - Hey, Pete. I thought you said the best seats are up there? - Up there are the best seats... 277 00:20:54,284 --> 00:20:58,163 If you're up there. But, down here this is heaven 278 00:20:58,622 --> 00:21:01,875 Only you can commit larceny and wind up with floor seats 279 00:21:03,794 --> 00:21:05,295 Look, we're up by twelve 280 00:21:05,796 --> 00:21:07,172 We? 281 00:21:07,798 --> 00:21:21,437 Ladies and Gentlemen, your attention please. The Boston Celtics would like to give a warm welcome to the young man who recovered the 1981 Celtic championship banner, Mr. Pete Dunville! 282 00:21:37,869 --> 00:21:39,787 Hello? Oh hey Lar 283 00:21:40,288 --> 00:21:41,414 - Who's that? - Larry Bird 284 00:21:42,081 --> 00:21:44,834 Larry, Larry, Larry. Larry let it go 285 00:21:46,294 --> 00:21:50,006 -Berg, give me the phone! - We had archery, Larry 286 00:21:50,131 --> 00:21:51,215 Give me the phone!! 287 00:21:51,632 --> 00:21:52,550 Well, so what? 288 00:21:52,550 --> 00:21:54,177 - Berg! - Field hockey is for sissies! 289 00:21:54,802 --> 00:21:56,429 Berg, give me the phone! I want to talk to him! 290 00:21:56,479 --> 00:22:01,029 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 24954

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