Original subtitles

Anthony: Welcome to "To Tell the Truth,"

where the lies are crazy and the truth is even crazier.

Spoilers! What? [ Gasps ]

[ Laughter ]

I'm your host, Anthony Anderson.

Aah!

And tonight's celebrity panel ‐‐ Jenna Fischer...

Well, I was also focused on Number 2's bun.

His ‐‐ His what?

His man bun. Oh, okay.

Bun. [ Laughter ]

...Deon Cole...

He is older than them.

He got glasses, and he got a handkerchief.

[ Laughter ]

...Rumer Willis...

Are your cakes gluten‐free?

They are, actually.

Hey, Number 1, what's gluten?

[ Laughter ]

Anthony: ...and Mike Tyson.

Number 1.

Loosen up.

[ Laughter ]

And the lady who puts the "mom" in "awkward moment,"

my mama, Doris.

It's time to find out who's lying...

‐I... ‐...am an original...

...GLOW wrestler.

Anthony: ...and who is sworn to tell the truth.

Whoo‐hoo!

Ooh!

Anthony: Ohhhhh!

This is "To Tell the Truth."

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

Welcome to "To Tell the Truth."

It's not your father's game show.

Actually, it is,

but an old white guy doesn't host it anymore.

[ Laughter ]

Mama, are you ready to pry into people's personal lives?

I'm ready, honey. I'm ready.

Panel, your job is to guess

who is telling the truth, alright?

And if any of you manage to guess all five rounds,

you'll get to take home a fine piece of brass.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Doris.

[ Angelic music plays ]

[ Laughs ] Yes!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Alright, let's get things moving with our first guests.

♪♪

Holy moly.

[ Applause ]

Ladies, please introduce yourself.

I am an original GLOW wrestler.

I am an original GLOW wrestler.

I am an original GLOW wrestler.

Alright, here is this person's story in their own words.

Alright.

"Before there was a WWE, there was GLOW ‐‐

the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling,

a female wrestling promotion and hit TV show

that was all the rage in the '80s.

We had all the drop kicks,

pile drivers, and suplexes from men's pro wrestling,

but we upped the ante with our over‐the‐top personas,

outrageous storylines, and glitter.

After throwing some ridiculous rap songs

and comedy sketches into the mix,

every night was a main event.

Lucky for you, you don't have to step into the ring with me,

but I welcome all your hard‐hitting questions."

[ Cheers and applause ]

One of these people is an original GLOW wrestler

and is the only one who has been sworn to tell the truth.

Ladies, please take a seat.

♪♪

Alright.

Alright, Rumer, you get to go first.

Number 1, what was your wrestling name,

and how did you come up with it?

Oh, my wrestling name was The Freedom Eagle.

The Freedom Eagle? Okay.

Yes, my patriotism came out through all my wrestling.

Also, you beat ass in the name of US of A.

Damn straight. Okay.

Okay, I got it.

Number 2, same question.

I am Godiva, the British Bombshell.

Number 3?

I am Stampede, the Fearsome Zebra.

[ Chuckles ] Okay.

Mike? Mike: I think it's Number 1.

You think it's Number 1? Yeah.

Well, ask some questions, Mike, and let's find out.

I know, Mike. Come on, now.

[ Laughter ]

Let's find out how you came to that conclusion already.

Okay, alright, listen, who was your toughest match?

Um, Colonel Ninotchka from Russia. She was brutal.

'Cause we were in the middle of the Cold War at the time.

Number 2, same question to you.

My toughest opponent was probably The Cheerleaders

because they were all over the place.

[ Clicking tongue ] What cheerleaders?

There were cheerleaders on GLOW. What were their names?

Uh, Vicky Victory and Debbie Debutante.

Okay. And, Number 3?

I would say Mount Fiji, 'cause she was very tall,

so I just had to run around the ring a lot to make her tired.

It's Number 1, man, I'm telling you.

Look, it's Number 1.

[ Laughter ]

Jenna, you want to add something here?

Yes, um...

What got you each into the GLOW?

Like, Number 1, was it the performance that drew you,

was it the athleticism?

I was working out at Gold's Gym in Venice,

"the Mecca," and so everyone was there.

You had Arnold, you had Ferrigno ‐‐

they were all there ‐‐ and it just so happened

that Frankie Stallone worked out there,

and his mother was the driving force

of getting GLOW, you know, on TV.

Number 1 is the one.

Number 3, how did you get into GLOW?

A friend of mine was going on an audition,

and she needed a ride, so I took her,

and when we signed in when we got there,

they wanted me to sign in,

they thought I was there for the audition,

so I signed in, and I got picked.

Same question to you, Number 2.

I met with Jackie Stallone and the producer of GLOW

at a restaurant in Los Angeles, and they hired me on the spot.

Wow. She picked that from Number 1.

What restaurant?

It was Spago.

Mama, if you had a finishing move,

what would your finishing move be called?

Double D.

♪♪

Alright!

We're gonna end our first round right there.

Let's see who our panel thinks is the original GLOW wrestler.

Panelists, you know what to do ‐‐

write down your answers ‐‐ 1, 2, or 3.

Mama.

Yeah. Who do you think it is?

I'm‐a go with 2. I'm‐a go opposite of Mike.

Mike: No, it's Number 1. [ Laughs ]

Audience, who do you think is telling the truth?

[ Audience shouting ]

Alright, Deon, we're gonna go with you first.

Who do you think is the GLOW wrestler and why?

I think Number 1 is too chatty.

[ Audience murmuring ]

Number 2...

you're just fine.

[ Laughter ]

So, who'd you pick, Deon?

I picked 3.

Jenna, I'm gonna come to you.

Who do you think is the GLOW wrestler and why?

Okay, my first instinct was Number 1.

Mm‐hmm.

And then I really was leaning toward Number 3.

Number 1, there were some specific things in there

that just felt real to me.

So I'm gonna say ‐‐ I'm gonna go with Number 1.

Number 1?

Rumer?

I have definitely been leaning

towards Number 1 and 3 from the beginning

just based even initially on their stance

when they came out.

So, I'm gonna say the sweet Freedom Eagle, Number 1.

Freedom Eagle, Number 1.

[ Applause ]

Mike Tyson, who do you think is the GLOW wrestler?

Are you still staying with Number 1,

or have you been swayed?

I'm gonna go with Number 1. I'm going with Number 1.

Number 1.

Alright, we're locked in.

Will the real original GLOW wrestler please stand up?

♪♪

♪♪

[ Panel screaming ]

‐Yes! Yes! ‐No!

‐Yes! ‐No way!

‐Yes! ‐No way!

Hello, honey. I knew it! Knew it!

I knew it. I knew it.

Alright, please introduce yourself.

That's right! My name is Dawn Maestas,

and I am Godiva from the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling.

Hi, Godiva.

Wow!

There she is!

There's Godiva!

[ Bell ringing ]

Alright!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Imposter Number 1, please introduce yourself to the panel

and tell us all about yourself.

First of all, thank you for the votes.

My name is Marcy Jo Anderson.

I'm not a GLOW wrestler,

but I do have a nickname, and my friends call me Mad Dog.

[ Laughter ]

Alright, imposter Number 3... Hello.

...please tell the panel your name and introduce yourself.

Hi, my name's Joli Lallo, and I am not a GLOW wrestler.

However, I do wrestle all the time because I am a nanny.

Awesome.

[ Applause ]

Alright, Godiva, you said GLOW wrestlers could rap.

Why don't you rap us to break?

Mama Doris: Come on, girl! Uh‐huh!

[ Funky music plays ]

There you are. You're welcome.

[ British accent ] ♪ I'm Godiva, you know me from GLOW ♪

♪ But it's time for tea, so I have to go ♪

♪ There's lots more lies and celebs coming up ♪

♪ So don't go anywhere, or I'll beat you up ♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

We'll be right back after these messages!

[ Laughs ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

Welcome back to "To Tell the Truth,"

where the truth can't set you free,

but it can fill an hour of prime time programming.

Let's see how our celebrities are doing after the first round.

Ha! No need to check.

Nobody picked the right one.

But me!

Alright, it's time to meet our next guests.

♪♪

Oh.

[ Cheers and applause ]

What's this?

Contestants, will you please introduce yourself?

I am a real‐life hero.

I am a real‐life hero.

I am a real‐life hero.

Here is this person's story in their own words.

"It was just a regular Wednesday afternoon ‐‐ until it wasn't.

I was walking along, minding my own business,

when I suddenly smelled smoke.

Then I saw a house ‐‐

this house ‐‐ on fire,

and realized there was an elderly lady trapped inside.

Like a moth to a flame,

I raced inside and pulled the lady to safety.

Once the fire department arrived,

I waited for someone from her family to come home.

Then I headed home for a much‐needed nap."

[ Laughter ]

"I imagine you have questions, so please...fire away."

[ Applause ]

One of these people is a real‐life hero,

and they are the only one

who has been sworn to tell the truth.

Please, take a seat.

♪♪

Jenna, we're gonna get the questions

started off with you right now.

Me? Yes, ma'am.

Okay, I want to know, like,

do you lead with this on dates?

Number 3.

Um, no, I don't really talk about it too much, honestly.

You don't? Nope.

You don't talk about how you saved a white woman's life

in a burning building?

[ Laughter ]

Okay, Number 3.

It's Number 2, man.

Mike, you have to figure out if it's Number 2!

You can't just look them in the eye and intimidate them. Okay. Okay.

"It's you!" Okay.

Rumer, you have some questions?

I'm gonna start with, uh, Number 1.

How did you carry her?

I want to kind of hear a little bit more about that experience.

Um, so, I didn't carry her. She was able to walk.

She just kind of put one arm around my neck,

I had one arm around her torso, and I helped her out.

How did you know someone was in there?

Did you hear screaming?

How did you know to run in, Number 1?

I didn't know there was someone in there

until I ran around the house to see what was happening.

And I saw that there was a woman ‐‐

through the window, I saw her.

Number 2?

Naturally, it's just instinct.

You want to do the right thing,

so I went over to the house,

basically looking for pets or something like that.

When I got towards the side of the house,

visibly, there was a lady sitting in the room.

Anthony: Number 3?

I was walking home from school and I was on the phone,

and I saw a lady screaming,

so I put my phone in my pocket

and asked her, you know, what was wrong,

and she said she called the fire department

'cause there was a fire.

And we went across the street to wait,

and I saw her in the window.

Mike: What were you doing in that neighborhood, Number 3?

[ Laughter ]

I was walking home from school.

Anthony: What did you say, Number 3?

I was walking home from school.

Okay, you were walking home from school. Okay.

And you see some white woman in the window screaming,

you, the black man, run and save her.

It's what happened.

I like the walk.

[ Laughs ]

I want to ask a question.

Number 3, did they give you a little type of reward money,

a little gift or token for saving the woman?

I got awarded the Malcolm X Hero Award.

Aw, that's some bull. I know that's some bull.

[ Laughter ] I know that's some ‐‐

Man.

Is that even a real thing?

Okay. Number 2, what did you get?

I actually really didn't get anything.

I looked good on social media,

and, of course, they put me out there

as a thank‐you for the city.

Okay, Number 1? Number 1?

There were people who would try to give me gifts,

especially the family

would try to give me money for helping,

but I can't accept that.

Number 1, are you still in touch with the woman that you saved?

Uh, yes, I am.

She's so lovely.

She tries to invite me over for dinner quite often.

Number 3, did they invite you to dinner?

Um, we got frozen yogurt.

Well, we know you might be telling the truth now.

[ Laughter ]

Mama. Mama Doris: Hmm?

Who would you run into a burning house to save?

Your ass only.

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

You have two other children outside of me

and other grandchildren, Mama.

I'm the only one that you would save?

You're my favorite.

[ Laughs ]

♪♪

That's it.

We got to find out who you think is telling the truth.

Panelists, you know what to do. I don't know. I have no idea!

I have no idea. Write down 1, 2, or 3.

I really don't know. This is just ‐‐

I also want you to look at the three of them and think

who would've saved an 83‐year‐old

or 80‐year‐old woman from a fire and went home and took a nap.

[ Laughter ]

Mama. Mama Doris: Yeah?

Who do you think it is?

I'm going with the brother

'cause every now and then, we help white folks.

[ Laughter ]

Audience, who do you think it is?

[ Audience shouting ]

Three?

Okay! Let's start with Mike.

Mike, who do you think it is and why?

It's Number 2, man.

I think it's you, dude.

Number 2, okay.

[ Applause ]

Deon, who do you think is the hero and why?

Well, I'm‐a go like this.

Both of them are very young, right? Uh‐huh.

So I think they were on their phones.

[ Laughter ]

They probably wasn't even looking up

to see the damn fire,

but he wasn't.

And he old enough to take a nap,

'cause that's what older people do.

He's not old!

He is older. He's older.

He is older. Look at the gray in his hair.

He is older than them. Look at them.

Look at all that gold and gray in his hair. Look at him.

He got glasses and he got a handkerchief.

[ Laughter ]

Anthony: Number 2.

[ Applause ]

Rumer, who do you think is our real‐life hero and why?

Well, I'm gonna say ‐‐

I don't know, you look younger than me, Number 3,

but I like to take naps in the day.

I was definitely leaning a little bit

towards Number 2, as well,

just because I see a lot of humility

and really believe that from you.

So, turn the card around so we can see the number.

[ Laughter ] You're right.

But I'm gonna say Number 3.

[ Applause ]

Jenna, who do you think is our real‐life hero and why?

Okay, I might be in my head, but in the last panel,

I didn't believe anything Number 2 said,

and that's who it was,

and this time, I really didn't believe anything Number 1 said.

So I'm going with Number 1.

Alright.

Alright, we're locked in.

Will the real‐life hero please stand up?

Get up, Number 2.

When we come back after this commercial break.

[ Groans ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

Welcome back to "To Tell the Truth."

Now, before the break, our panel decided

who they thought was the real‐life hero.

Let's see how tonight's leaderboard is looking.

Uh, we know how it's looking.

Rumer: So sad. Ain't nobody got a point up there.

It's time to find out who's been telling the truth.

Will the real‐life hero please stand up?

Number 2, get up, man!

♪♪

Ah, no, no!

♪♪

Yes!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Mama Doris: Come on, baby. Come here, hero.

Yes!

Come here, hero. Yeah. Yeah.

We help white folk!

Damn right.

What is going on?

Please introduce yourself to the panel.

I'm Tre Williams, and I'm the real‐life hero

who saved that woman from her burning home.

Yes, you are!

[ Cheers and applause ]

That's him... Malcolm X Award!

...with his award right there, Mike.

The real Malcolm X Award, Mike!

[ Laughs ]

Alright, ladies and gentlemen,

give it up again for our real‐life hero.

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Indistinct conversation ]

Alright, as you can see,

we've still got two people with us,

and although neither has saved anyone from a fire,

one of them does fire up cakes for A‐list clients.

It's time to play "Before You Go."

♪♪

Here is this person's story in their own words.

"My life is pretty sweet.

There's nothing I love more than baking.

I have my own baking business,

so I'm making dough doing what I love.

A few years back, I took it to the next layer

after I got a stamp of approval from a well‐known celebrity.

While that was the first A‐lister who gave my cakes love,

it certainly wasn't the last.

Getting to bake for a living is a blessing.

The fact that I get to work with celebrities

is just icing on the cake."

Look at these puns.

One of these people is the real celebrity baker

and the only one who has been sworn to tell the truth.

Rumer, we are gonna start with you.

Um...

It's Number 1.

[ Laughter ]

Alright, thank you for coming to "To Tell the Truth."

We'll see you on our next show.

Mike has guessed everybody.

[ Laughs ]

Okay, uh... [ Laughs ]

Number 1, what is your favorite pie?

Sweet potato pie, for sure.

‐Sweet potato pie? Okay. ‐Yeah.

Ooh, ask her her ingredients, Anthony.

My mother asked, what are your ‐‐

what are your ingredients to sweet potato pie?

‐Ooh. ‐Yes.

Come on! [ Snaps fingers ] If you're a baker...

You told the lie. Now live up to the lie.

Yeah! Yeah!

Alright, okay, so, obviously sweet potatoes,

and, uh, I actually use some of the skins in the crust,

so if you bake them and you get them really crispy,

you add them into the crust dough.

It makes the crust amazing. ‐That sounds good.

Okay, I bake a lot.

So, how do you make a meringue, Number 2?

Rumer: Ooh. Actually, I'm not much of a pie person,

but the main part about the meringue pie

is when you whip it up, you have to whip it on low

until it reaches its peak.

What are you whipping?

Um, well, that depends what kind of recipe you're using.

Mike: Whip it good.

[ Scattered laughter ]

Number 1, can you tell me how to make a meringue?

Uh, yeah, so, first thing is egg whites.

Um, usually, you would use a cream of tartar,

which is a stabilizer,

and then, um, some sugar.

Yeah, it's Number 1.

Mike: It's Number 1, man.

Number 1, what was the first celebrity

that endorsed your cakes?

Uh, Gwyneth Paltrow, actually.

Number 2? Tracy McGrady.

Are your cakes gluten‐free?

Number 1: They are, actually.

Can I have one? Yes.

Okay. Hey, Number 1, what's gluten?

Uh, gluten ‐‐

[ Laughs ]

Good question.

The answer, please.

Uh, so, gluten is a protein,

and it can cause very severe allergic reactions.

It's Number 1.

Number 2, what's gluten?

Something you definitely want to stay away from.

[ Laughter ]

Tyson, do you have a question?

I'm gonna end this round.

Ask him how much his cakes cost.

How much your cakes cost, man?

Like I said, it all depends on what type of cake ‐‐

How much is a wedding cake?

Like I said, it depends on ‐‐ Maximum price.

It depends on how many people you're trying to feed.

25 people.

A one‐stack cake, two‐stack cake?

You're not the person.

[ Laughter ]

[ Applause ]

♪♪

It's time to see who you think is telling the truth, 1 or 2.

I don't know anymore. I don't know anything!

"Hey, 2, how do you make meringue?"

"I don't know ‐‐ it depends on what you like."

"What's gluten?" "Stay away from it."

[ Laughs ]

"Hey, 2, how much does your cake cost?"

"It depends on how many people." "25."

"Well, it depends on what you want in it."

[ Laughter ]

Jenna: Ah...

Mama, who do you think is telling the truth?

I mean, it was so dumb, it might be 2.

[ Laughter ]

It could be, honestly.

Yeah, I'm going back to Number 2.

See, I think ‐‐ I think...

Audience, who do you think is telling the truth?

[ Audience shouting ]

Alright, Mike, who do you think it is and why?

It's Number 2.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Because he's always fidgeting, and he's trying to play

dumber than he really is and stuff,

and it has to be him.

If it's not him, I don't want to play no more.

[ Laughter ]

Number 2. It was Number 2.

Jenna... Jenna: Okay.

....who do you think is our baker and why?

I don't know. Uh...

Neither do I.

I did not like Number 2's answer about meringue, okay?

There's only, like, two things in meringue.

It doesn't matter what meringue you're doing.

It's always egg whites, it's always sugar.

However, I didn't like the potato skins in the crust.

It doesn't make it flakier.

The thing that makes crust flakier is butter.

Everyone who watches "British Baking Show"

knows that.

So, I'm gonna say Number 2, but I don't feel good about it.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Rumer, who do you think it is and why?

Well, I'm gonna go rogue again

because it worked out for me last time.

Oh, you're gonna pick 3?

Yeah. [ Laughs ]

I'm gonna say Number 1 because I want a cake.

Alright, Rumer picked Number 1.

That's the reasoning today.

Deon, who do you think is our celebrity baker and why?

Deon: I just think, uh,

Number 2, he ‐‐ he ‐‐ he looked like

he really don't need to be here.

[ Laughter ]

He got so many celebrities eating his cakes.

[ Laughs ]

So I'm‐a go with him. Number 2.

Alright, it's time to find out who's been telling the truth.

Will the real celebrity baker please stand up?

Get up, Number 2.

Rumer: It is Number 2, isn't it?

♪♪

It's Number 1.

♪♪

Ah ‐‐ No!

Yeeeeeah!

No!

[ Laughs ]

Yeeeeah! Yes! Yes! Yes!

Please introduce yourself to the panel.

How you doing, folks? My name is Joseph "Thee" Baker.

I do lots of celebrity work. My specialty is whipped cream.

Alright. We have a couple of photos.

Look, Snoop Dogg.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Alright, Scottie.

Number 1, please introduce yourself to the panel

and tell us all about yourself.

Hi, my name is Paxton,

and I'm not a baker,

and fooling you guys was not a piece of cake.

[ Laughter ] Wow.

We have something right here. Hold on. Let me get it.

I hope it's cake. I want cake!

Bam, bam, bam!

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

We got to take a quick break to work off all these calories,

but we'll be right back.

Come on, Mama.

Cupcakes and cake for everybody.

♪♪

Welcome back to "To Tell the Truth,"

where me and my mama fight like old times.

[ Audience "ooh"s ] Except now we get paid for it.

Hey! Ah!

Let's see how tonight's leaderboard is looking.

Everybody is tied for first place.

Alright. 10s across the board!

Wow. Anthony: 10 points.

Alright, let's meet our next guests.

Ready, ready, ready!

♪♪

Wow.

Ladies, please introduce yourself.

I am the queen of slime.

I am the queen of slime.

I am the queen of slime.

Panelists, as you can see, you've each been provided

with your own sample of slime,

so get squishy with it.

Oh, I‐I plan to. This is incredible.

Here is the queen of slime's story in her own words.

"I became queen of slime not by inheriting a throne,

but through hard, slimy work.

It all started when I made a video

of myself experimenting with slime.

Within two days, it reached a million views,

and my kingdom has been oozing ever since.

My YouTube page has millions of subscribers,

and I even sell my own slime‐related merchandise.

Slime paid for my mansion

and a lifestyle I could never have imagined,

and I'm proof that slime does pay."

One of these people is the real queen of slime

and the only one who has been sworn to tell the truth.

Ladies, please take a seat.

♪♪

I love this. This is heaven.

It's gonna conjure up the correct answer for me.

Alright, Mike, we're gonna start with you.

Yes. Who is it?

‐Who is it? ‐Yeah, who is it?

[ Laughter ]

Number 2 looks pretty slimy to me.

[ Audience "Ohh"s ]

Ask some questions, Mike.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Okay.

How did you get involved with slime, Number 2?

Well, my youngest daughter wanted to make slime,

and so we started making slime.

How?

You make slime using glue,

some sort of activator,

and I like to add in scents and various fillers.

Number 3,

why did you participate into the slime revolution?

[ Laughter ] Number 3: Um, I did a lot of ‐‐

I did a lot of crafting on my channel,

and slime was just gonna be another how‐to video,

and it blew up from there.

And, Number 1.

Loosen up.

[ Laughter ]

Why did you get involved with slime?

My sisters and I were always doing DIY videos,

and so we decided to do a slime video one day,

and that blew up instantly.

Number 2, you're not at home just sliming it up?

Like, you got, like...

You got, like, a company that does it, right?

Well, I slime it up at home with my videos.

So, wait a minute ‐‐ All my videos are shot at home,

and now I have a company called Slime Time,

and I, uh, manufacture and sell lots of products.

Number 1, same question.

So, I do make my own videos myself.

It's me and my personality out there on the screen.

But I also have a manufacturer.

Number 3, same question.

I make a lot of slime at home that's for YouTube,

but I do have my company Craft City and its products.

Number 3, are you still posting videos of just slime?

Have you branched out?

I post all types of videos ‐‐ challenges, crafting ‐‐

but slime is the biggest hit.

What about you, Number 2?

Have you branched out at all?

Any plans to branch out from slime?

The branching out is mostly in the manufacturing

and that part of my business.

Otherwise, I do post videos regularly.

Mama, do you know what YouTube is?

Yeah.

What is it?

It's something to do with one of them shows on the Internet.

[ Laughter ]

Number 1, what's the name of your YouTube channel?

Crafts For Life.

Number 2? Slime Time.

3? Karina Garcia.

Okay.

What does that mean, Number 3?

It's just my name.

[ Laughter ]

[ Applause ]

I'm‐a keep my eye on you.

Anthony: [ Laughs ]

Has anybody on the panel been on the Kids Choice Awards?

Uh, Number 1, start with you.

No.

2? No.

3? Yes.

Number 3, how big is the mansion

that you bought from your slime empire?

My mansion is close to 8,000 square feet.

‐Where? ‐Ooh!

In Riverside, California.

Number 2? Uh, my mansion is 11,000 square feet...

Oh, sh‐‐ ...and it's in Pasadena

in the San Rafael Hills. I'm with Number 2.

Alright. Number 1, how big is your mansion?

6,000 square feet.

What city? Studio City.

Ah. Ohh. No way, Jose!

[ Laughter ] Rumer: Yes, huh!

There are some mansions, maybe.

Anthony: Alright,

I think that's enough time we have with the slime.

Let's see who the panel thinks is the real queen of slime.

Mama, who do you think it is?

I'm going with 3.

You're going with 3?

Audience, who do you think it is?

[ Audience shouting ]

Okay, we got it.

Mike, we're gonna start with you.

Alright, good.

[ Laughter ]

It's Number 3.

Why?

Because you said you was at the Kids Choice Awards before.

That's right.

And I remember being there,

and there was a slimy queen there.

Oh. Okay. Number 3.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Deon, who do you think it is and why?

Number 2 just ‐‐ she just ‐‐ those sleeves on her shirt ‐‐

[ Laughs ]

Like, they purposely tried to make her look slimy, I think.

[ Laughs ]

3.

Alright. [ Laughs ]

Rumer, who do you think is our queen of slime and why?

‐I said 2. ‐You said 2?

Jenna, who do you think is the queen of slime and why?

When it came down to their houses,

I think that square footage in Studio City,

I don't think you can even make enough slime

to ‐‐ to get a mansion.

I really believe Number 3's house.

[ Applause ]

Alright, now the guesses are locked in.

Will the real queen of slime please stand up?

♪♪

♪♪

Come on.

[ Laughter ]

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Yeah!

Aaaaah! Yeah!

Aaaah.

How are you, dear? Good.

Yeah!

Alright, please introduce yourself to the panel.

My name is Karina Garcia, and I am the real queen of slime.

Deon: Yeah!

Yeah!

Let's look at her right there. There she is. I knew it!

Yes, yes. Alright.

Number 1, please introduce yourself to the panel.

Hi, my name is Moriah Hall,

and while I do not teach kids how to make slime,

I do teach kids English as a second language.

Nice. Nice. You're a teacher?

‐Congratulations. ‐ESL teacher.

Number 2, please introduce yourself to the panel.

Hi, my name is Stacey Mann,

and I am not the queen of slime,

but I do, uh, love slime.

[ Laughter ]

Stacey: I forgot my line. Anthony: When we come back,

we've got more lies than my mama's got wigs.

That's a lot of lies.

Stick around.

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

♪♪

Welcome back to "To Tell the Truth,"

formerly known as

"The Untitled Anthony Anderson's Mama Project."

[ Laughter ]

Alright, let's take a look at the leaderboard

and see how we're doing.

Wow! Deon 20, Jenna 20,

Mike 20,

Rumer butt‐naked last.

You got to catch up, Rumer. It's fine, it's fine.

You got to catch up. Let's meet our final guests.

♪♪

Oh, wow.

Gentlemen, please introduce yourself.

I am a world champion B‐boy.

I am a world champion B‐boy.

I am a world champion B‐boy.

Here is this person's story in their own words.

"If you're plugged into the world of breaking,

you probably know I have moves that will make your head spin.

I am a seven‐time world champion B‐boy."

Oh, that's some bad ‐‐ [ Laughs ]

That's good. "My love for breaking

began when I was a kid

after stumbling across some street performers.

I was hooked.

To the untrained eye, breaking may look like

a random assembly of moves,

but I treat B‐boy battles like a game of chess.

I consider it both a sport and an art form,

and whether I'm competing, judging a contest,

or teaching other B‐boys,

I'm always looking for new ways to break the mold."

[ Cheers and applause ]

Okay.

One of these people is the real world champion B‐boy

and the only one who has been sworn to tell the truth.

Gentlemen, please take a seat.

♪♪

Number 1, where are you from?

I'm from Tucson, Arizona.

I live in Seattle, Washington, now.

Hmm. How about you, Number 2? Where you from?

I'm from South Central LA.

Okay.

Anthony: Number 3, same question.

I'm from North Carolina.

Number 3, are you performing by yourself

or with a group of people?

I'm in three crews right now, so, um...

I'm kind of interchanging between all three crews.

Number 1, you dance by yourself or with a crew?

I got four crews, actually,

and, uh, it's crazy 'cause a lot of the same people

in those crews are in the same crews also.

It's like a big mash‐up, a big family.

Anthony, I got a question.

Please ask, Mama.

Number 1, do you get paid?

I mean...

And you get some money when you win?

Oh, yeah, when you win, yeah, yeah.

I won a world championship ‐‐

two world championships in one year,

and both of them were $15,000.

Do you pay taxes?

Yeah, I pay my taxes.

What about Number 2? How much you make?

I mean, it just depends on the size of the competition,

honestly, but roughly around $15,000 a competition.

But, I mean, I do more of the small ones for, like, 10K.

Anthony: Number 3, what about you?

My biggest win was about 25K.

But usually it's around 10K.

Okay.

I guess Number 1, have you ever performed

as a ‐‐ a backup dancer

to any big pop stars or anything like that?

Oh, yeah, yeah. My last tour was with Macklemore.

‐Okay. ‐Uh, my favorite one, though,

was, uh, with Public Enemy.

Number 2, same question.

I mean, the first tour that I did

was, like ‐‐ I danced with Missy Elliott.

I did the "Work It" video, so...

Number 3?

The last celebrity encounter was with DaBaby.

I was in his, uh, last music video for "BOP,"

and, um, I also traveled on tour with G‐Dragon,

who's a K‐Pop star.

Okay.

You guys know Crazy Legs?

Oh, yeah. Yep. Mm‐hmm.

Oh, they got to know Crazy ‐‐ Come on.

Number 3, do you know who Turbo is?

Yeah. Who?

Turbo was in, uh, "Breakin'."

He's one of the main characters.

Yeah, tall, slim guy, right?

Yeah. Mmkay. Mmkay, mmkay, mmkay, mmkay, mmkay.

[ Laughter ]

Number 2, do you always wear your hair like that?

For the most part, yeah.

Doesn't that create a complication

when you're spinning on your head?

I mean, I'm on national television,

so I kind of want to look good, you know?

I hear you, I hear you. Okay, okay.

But when I'm dancing, I'm‐a let my hair down.

I just put on a hat. Alright.

Well, I was also focused on Number 2's bun.

His ‐‐ His ‐‐ His what?

Jenna: His man bun. Oh, okay.

His man bun. Bun.

I heard "buns."

Yeah, no, just bun. Okay.

I was wondering about the spinning.

Number 1, what about you?

Do you wear your hat when you spin on your head?

Uh, I got a lot of hats,

but I actually love wearing this hat.

Like, I just put it down, it stays on.

Number 1, I want to see your head.

Take your hat off. [ Laughs ] You want to see my head?

Oh, you bald head, no hair.

Mama, what'd you ‐‐

That's a spinner!

♪♪ [ Laughter ]

Alright, we're gonna end on that note right there.

Time's up.

Let's see who the panel thinks is the real champion B‐boy.

Mike: Okay. 1, 2, or 3?

Ugh.

Mama, who do you think is telling the truth?

I'm going with bald head.

[ Laughter ] Alright.

Number 1.

Audience, who do you think is telling the truth?

[ Audience shouting ]

Bald head!

Alright, Deon, we're gonna start with you.

Who do you think is the world champion B‐boy and why?

3 said something about DaBaby

and all these new rappers or whatever,

and, yeah, they got B‐boys or whatever, but...

If you ain't battling the B‐boys in New York,

you ain't no B‐boy. There we go, Mike,

and that's the point that I'm making. Mama Doris: Yeah.

So therefore, on some B‐boy B‐boy,

I'm‐a go with 1, 'cause he said ‐‐

'cause 1 said Public Enemy. Yes.

And that was back in the day.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Jenna, let's take it to you. Who do you think is the B‐boy?

I'm also gonna go with Number 1.

For ‐‐ For similar reasons.

And I believe the hat.

I believe the hat.

Rumer, who do you think

is the world champion B‐boy and why?

That shirt that you're wearing, Number 1,

just screams B‐boy,

so I'm gonna say Number 1,

but I'll have it be known

if Number 2 stands up and is it,

you're on the fence with me, so...

Alright. Mama Doris: Okay.

Mike Tyson, who do you think

is the world champion B‐boy and why?

I'm‐a go with Number 1.

[ Scattered cheers ]

He just had all the right answers.

Okay. It's Number 1, guys.

1. Alright.

A lot of pressure on you, Number 1.

Yeah. The guesses are locked in.

Will the real person

who is the world champion B‐boy please stand up ‐‐

after this commercial break?

Ohh! Ahh!

We'll see when we come back.

I thought Number 3's cultural references

were too current. Yeah.

♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

Alright.

Welcome back to "To Tell the Truth."

Now, before the break,

our celebrities locked in their guesses

as they tried to identify the real world champion B‐boy.

And remember, this round is worth double points.

[ Cheers and applause ] Double points.

Let's look at the scoreboard.

Deon, Jenna, Mike, 20 points. Alright.

Rumer, 10. Whoo‐hoo!

Alright, will the real champion B‐boy...

Come on, Number 1.

...please stand up?

♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

Yes! Yes!

[ Laughs ]

I know my B‐boy.

How you doing?

Every ‐‐ Exactly.

[ Laughs ] That's right.

How you doin', bruh? I made it too easy.

[ Laughs ] Respect, man.

Please introduce yourself to the panel.

My name is Thias Lopez, I go by B‐Boy Thesis,

and, uh, I'm a world champion B‐boy.

Anthony: Let's check him out.

Let's check him out.

‐That's me. ‐Alright.

Uh, Imposter Number 2, please introduce yourself to the panel.

How y'all doing? I'm Zay T,

I am not a champion B‐boy,

but I am hoping to someday battle in the courtroom.

I'm a law student. Oh!

Hey! Alright!

Alright!

Imposter Number 3, please tell us your name

and all about yourself. I go by Saky.

Um, I am not a professional B‐boy dancer,

but I do bring people to the floor.

I am a rapper and a filmmaker.

Alright. Alright.

Alright, B‐Boy Thesis,

we can't let you leave without... Get out here and do it.

Get out here and do your thing, baby. ...seeing you spin live, baby.

Do your thing.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Whoo!

♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

♪♪

Yeah!

Wow!

♪♪

‐Whoo! ‐Whoo!

Mike: Yo.

♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

Give it up for B‐Boy Thesis!

Bless y'all.

You got it, baby. Thank you. Thank you.

Alright, man. Appreciate it.

‐Amazing. ‐I'm a huge fan.

After that performance, it's time to check out

our final leaderboard.

Let's see who we got. Thank you.

Well, it's evident.

Rumer, you need to walk over to my mama.

Mama Doris: Come here, baby.

It's okay, Rumer. We love you still.

Tonight, you are officially the worst player.

You asked such good questions!

Thank you. And you tried.

I tried. Dummy.

[ Laughter ]

Oh, yes.

‐Oh. ‐Thank you.

Alright, come here, Rumer.

Come here, Rumer.

♪♪

[ Laughs ]

♪♪

Rumer, it's not how you win or lose,

it's ‐‐ it's how you lose, and you lost badly.

Badly.

Um, is there anything that you'd like

to say to anyone at home watching you right now?

Sorry, but we're out of time.

I'd like to thank our guests tonight ‐‐

Godiva from GLOW,

the real‐life hero,

the celebrity baker, the queen of slime,

our champion B‐boy, and all of our lying imposters.

I'd also like to thank my celebrity panel ‐‐

tonight's big loser, Rumer,

Jenna, Deon, and Mike Tyson,

and most importantly, my beautiful mama, Doris.

Hi, everybody. We'll see you next time

on "To Tell the Truth."

Love you.

Hi, Bosco Bingo! Bingo!

‐I knew it was you right away. ‐[ Laughs ]

You came out, and it was like ‐‐

I was like, "Damn, you all picked me."

I love you.