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[Song]

Oh Mom,

Hello

coming coming coming.

[Song]

Sabra Aunty,

dowry is here, bother Noman is calling you.

Oh Okay, I am coming, coming.

This looks really bad,

Yeah, your room as well.

It looks small.

Listen It looks small only in pictures, in reality its really beautiful.

I am telling you.

But you know what I am saying,

for now you can adjust in this room.

After that you can take the biggest room of the house.

Excuse me,

the whole house is ours, ours.

Forget the house, think about taking Zamans heart.

The one who is the only child is really loyal to this mother.

Sisters Husband remember he was also the only son,

her mother in law for a whole month slept on a mattress in their room.

What!!!

Yes, Yes. And on top

of that she was doing all sorts of weird witch craft in the dark, God forbit.

No!!!

No. please don’t scare me and keep your sentiments to yourself.

I am not scaring you, I am telling you the reality.

But you’re scaring me.

But,

but there’s a solution to this.

Wait, Wait for a minute.

Sing that song the one that goes to

[song]

Yes yes good good, come along.

Be careful be careful.

Here inside shouldn’t hit

anywhere yes yes pick it up, go from the side here

and place it inside. Come Come Come bring the stuff here,

Come Come bring it bring it. Son listen listen. The remaining stuff ?

please put them over there in that room. There’s no room here right?

Ma’am which stuff ?

That’s it?

That’s it,

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Haawww Sabra,

no fridge? no washing machine? no trunk no cabinets no bed?

Anything?

Haseena’s parents got done with wedding quite cheap. No manners.

We don’t need anything, we have everything in our house.

Also I am bringing my son’s chosen favorite bride.

I send curse to dowry.

Send curses to your son

who is bringing his own choice of bride on this mother,

at first he mouth never gets tired of saying mommy mommy

and now he keeps on saying baby baby baby.

Even after marriage he will say mommy mommy.

I know my Zaman,

he will always keep mother before his wife

He’s already seeing how far ahead is his mother,

he’s decorating each and every corner of the house by asking baby

Baby where should I put the flowers?

Baby where should I put his stuff ?

Baby what color of curtains should I put on ? Baby where should I put the vase ?

Like you’re something…

Really?

Yes!!

Once you get free from your dresses

you can atleast look for this kind of information,

like what she is telling her? Or what kind of scheme she is selling him?

Really? Permission to leave ?

Yes. Look Shakra

you were always the witty one, you knew all about everyone.

Anything can happen under my nose I will not know about it.

Yes, you don’t even see under your nose.

And Shakra

can count the feathers of a bird flying in the sky.

Now Haseena you will see how I will make your life a living hell.

Hello, yes greetings.

This is Zaman’s mother,

just wanted to let you know that the stuff

you sent in came but we are not going to come.

Respective functions at respective houses. Okay sure Bye.

This is what I am talking about, come lets dance.

[song]

I am only thinking about you day vand night. Who else will I think about?

No if anyother thought comes to mind I still think about you,

yes sometimes the society disturbs but I still keep on thinking.

Really?

Oh wow, prince talking on the phone secretly with princess?

Oh no no aunty you’re misunderstanding, my friend Gulfam

Lies,

Shakra knows everything,

nothing can be hidden from Shakra. Give me your phone,

Aunty! What are you saying, I have to talk 10,000 people related to wedding, arrangements.

Sabra!!

What are you doing? She will go berserk why are you calling mom?

Give me 5000 PKR then I will not tell anybody.

5000?

Yes brand new 5000 bill, otherwise Sabra!!!

I was only thinking why you only asked for 5000,

you should’ve demanded 10,000. 12,000, 15,000. Here you go.

I was only pranking you! Did you liked it?

Yeah it was good.

Talk your heart out with the bride, Blessings from your aunt.

Talk how much you want,

Grooms family here ?

Let’s go Lets go, okay listen you have to take my pictures.

I am giving you my phone.

They’re not coming.

Why?

Zaman’s mother called your mom,

she said they will not come today only on the main reception day.

Did my mother give any response ?

No nothing.

Its so obvious, why would my mother reply

cause we are bride family and my mother is as simple as a cow.

I am going to go talk to my mother.

Okay.

OH Zamaan Bhai.

Hello, Haseena.

Hmmmmm

Listen I know that you’re upset with me,

but what can I do.

My mother is like since the beginning. She can do anything at anytime.

She canceled our visit you abruptly.

Ummmm

but

i will bring wedding

ummmmmmm

What ummmm say something?

I cannot marry you.

What?

I asked you to say something, now what are you saying ?

listen if you’re joking with me than this not right.

I love you so much and I am coming to your home and.

NO NO NO, brother Zamaan I am Shanzay, Haseena’s friend.

Actually everyone says that our voices sound alike.

I was just checking if they were right or wrong.

Yeah Yeah, sure you two sound alike,

why don’t we meet someday

it was a pleasure speaking with you.

And also a pleasure knowing the fact that haseena’s are such drama queens.

Okay Sure. Good bye.

Thank you.

Putted the side tables the way you wanted.

And you also wanted the bed to be in this direction I’ve done that as well.

Also were saying something about these curtains ?

if you don’t like them let me know

I will remove them.

And this is Mom,

Let me remove your shamelessness.

I’ve told you to not be a wife slave

if you do that then its not going to be good for you.

But mom its not possible.

What?

You’re saying no to my face?

Was today the day I raised you ?

and I made eunuch dance on your birthday. How many of them blessed you.

And I’ve listened to this a thousand times,

and I was saying why would be a slave of my wife, I am lion,

and a lion can never be a slave of anyone.

Good job, this was thing I wanted to hear.

You’re marrying someone you like,

you have taken my right of bringing you a wife, I will never forgive you.

Mom I am your son,

and after getting married I will remain your son,

I will not become somebody else’s son.

Brother Zamaan, florist called.

Yeah what brother Amjad is saying?

He’s saying that the flowers ma’am asked for the wedding are not available,

instead of that can we arrange Jasmine or tulips?

Get out of here and do your work

This is the thing required for tomorrow

and he’s asking today, and he’s calling her ma’am, does she look his mother,

or my mother? You are my mother. I will ask you why would I ask her?

You said it right, I am your mother.

I know what there is to know about you,

you cannot do anything right. Not even lying.

Forget truth of lie, you guys are getting late.

My wife,

soon to be your daughter in law. Don’t you guys have to go with henna.

No, we don’t have to go.

Why?

That’s it, we will go only once on the main wedding day.

Come early.

When are they going to go,?

Shorty lets go.

Yes boss,

someone is getting married here.

Yes indeed we are going to steal from house where wedding is happening

not the house where funeral is happening.

But boss. This someone happy moments.

We are the destroyer of happiness. Come lets go.

Hello

Hello

Whose this?

Its me.

Oh my mother in law called me Greetings Aunty how are you.

Its me.

Oh how did you managed to call me, did anybody see you ?

See,

why be scared when you loved someone.

hmmmmm,

you are never scared of your mother.

Hurry up what you want, I don’t have much time.

I wanted to tell you.

Yes yes I am listening.

That I love you the most in this whole world,

and in our next chapter of life in that too. Ouch!!!

Mother.

Whats happening?

Who are you talking to secretly on the phone?

Calling her right?. She hasn’t even come into this house yet,

and you started acting as her slave?

No mom its not like that.

I’ve told you earlier no need to smooth talk with your wife.

What smooth talk?

I was telling her exactly this over the phone, that in this house you are the queen

Its only your order that works in this house.

And If she doesn’t agree on it

then you will tell her whose boss. I have explained it to her.

Okay, you were telling her this

Mother if you don’t trust me, then I foreswear on your head.

Why are foreswearing my head, foreswear her head the one you’re bringing into this house.

Mother I am your child, you don’t even trust me this much?

I do not trust you enough,

but never mind you’re going to get married my beautiful child.

Go get ready quickly we have to do all the ceremonies,

give this to me and go. Go and get changed

Give me my phone.

Go and get changed.

Hmmm, You need to acknowledged changed has come in your language.

You haven’t even left for that house yet

and your mother in law has already started controlling her son.

Also my sister mother in law she says.

Stop, stop, stop

I don’t want any word about your sister or her mother in law.

But I,

No.

Zamaan is my love my life my everything.

#Dont be jealous

Boss lets go here.

Come here come here

Too many voices, too many people are in this house too much loot is here.

Boss, Attack!

Who are you guys?

Greetings, we are from the groom’s side.

Bride, bride,

Yes Yes, from the bride’s side.

Bride side folks are not coming,

are you here to have wedding food?

We were here to try this,

if this was working or not,

Ops it worked and now its in my eye, and my eye is burning.

Get out from here.

Next time Next time.

Boss I can’t see anything.

I am blind as well, It looks like we are not going to score anything here. Lets go.

Police police, Run! Not there why are you going back, here!

Where should I go, can’t see

I swear you’ve made me into a maid after inviting me for this wedidng.

You’re working alone, I am here working with you.

I have no interest in being a maid and doing these house chores.

I am thankful that I have 10 maids in my home.

Its you who like to tie your hair into bun getting down doing dirty chores,

what have you done to yourself and to your hair.

Look at me my hair is shining.

Living in the village gotten your massage,

gotten your hair oiled,

got your hair long so got your tongue.

Repent

Oh you come here quickly.

Take this trash out to the dumpster,

if you threw it somewhere else, I will slap you with my slipper!!

Sabra, you do the slipper slapping, I am going go and enjoy.

Shakra, listen to me.

That’s it Sabra That’s it, my legs are already sore from the dancing.

We have dance tomorrow on the main wedding day as well, practice for that too.

Dancing on the main wedding day,

either get them to dance or sleep they don’t do a single thing in this house.

Came to get you phone,

No no,

you have done so much for me for my wedding preparations,

so I came in to massage your feet.

God bless you my son,

who told you that I sleep with my feet on my pillow.

Your wife hasn’t even came in this house yet and you have started acting out.

Mom, please can I have my phone back,

my friend is going to call me its important I have to talk to him,

that is why I came to get my phone.

Stop this nonsense talk otherwise I am going to back slap you.

Remembering all your friends right now

get lost.

Okay if your not going to leave

then do work which came here for.

I’ve read somewhere that if you have a ribbon tied on your hand

then you don’t massage anyone’s feet.

Stop snoring!!

What happened! What happened!

I was enjoying such a good dream,

you ruined it.

Shouldn’t I ruin your face, constant snoring not even letting sleep, keep quite and sleep

Stop it uncle,

its been three hours how much longer your going to take for a shower?

It's my wedding day not yours.

Prince, I am going to go in your car.

Tell me this first,

going in groom’s car will get you how many blessings?

When I go outside his aunts start saying we are going in his car.

When I come inside she starts saying that I want to sit,

whom should I listen too? Oh shut up

You’re not getting ready? don’t you have to go to your wedding?

Uncle!

Is in the washroom for hours hasn’t come outside.

Then why don’t you use my bathroom.

All the aunts have occupied your bathroom.

I am really annoyed by your aunts.

I don’t know what am I supposed to do,

Uncle is inside since how long not getting out, seems like he hasn’t showered in two years.

I have to take shower then I have to go the saloon.

Why the saloon,

my fair, good looking boy

You look so beautiful you aunts are going to give evil sight.

No need to take a shower, just go and changed.

Uncle get out of the washroom, you come with me.

Uncle

I am going to count to 4 after that I am going to break the door

did you showered on the last Eid ? made this into a joke.

I didn’t even think about this.

Haseena

no,

this

flower is for my…

No man..

yes..

you look really beautiful..

nice.

And I wanted to let you know that

there was something in you.

But that much

I couldn’t fathomed It

Haseena

today I want to let you, that

today after getting you today I am

the most luckiest person in the world

You’re delicate as a flower,

that’s why I want to

present this flower to a flower.

Please take it,

I am not going to look at you.

Please take it.,

Flower

Fool!

You don’t have to come to the wedding right ?

I am going to tell everyone that the wedding is canceled.

No no no mother. I am getting ready in 5 minutes,

this uncle, Uncle?

Uncle is not in go get ready.

When did he leave? I am just coming

You have made me crazy,

in addition to that your aunts and my own sister is going to make me mad!

can’t look,

I look so pretty,

Zamaan is going to just keep looking at me,

where is Shanzay ? My hairstyle is not even done yet.

I’ve called her like 10 times.

Haseena.

Did the grooms family came?

Don’t know about that however I came. And how do I look?

You look good but don’t care about me

nor my hairstyle.

10 times I’ve called you and you didn’t answer I am the bride do you care about me or not?

Okay drama queen

I am here right? Everything is going to be okay now.

I don’t know how things are going to be done

I am getting panic attacks and anxiety that I am going to faint on my own wedding.

Its not going to happen.

listen I am really hungry, can you get me some sweet rice?

No.

You got this dress fitted after such difficulty. Do you want to get fat again?

Shanzay,

don’t call me fat.

And I don’t have to become a super model, I am hungry. Your friend is going to get faint.

Okay fine.

And listen get sweets in that too

Okay

And listen don’t forget to get dry fruits in that too

Mommy loves you,

now come quickly the car you ordered is on rent,

its meter is running its doesn’t belong to your dad.

Mom

yes

Look at me properly,

Whats this?

Mom it doesn’t have a draw string.

Then put it in.

You never taught me how to do it.

You always putted in first and then gave it to me this time you’ve given it without it.

Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

Please hurry up mom.

My bride is waiting for me.

Thank you,

you’re my best friend for a reason.

You’re focused on eating not worried about that groom’s family is not here?

No, see I eat a lot when I am stressed.

And I don’t want to fight with Zamaan at all.

And the grooms family are going to come anyway.

Yes Madam.

Give me the Soda.

You wanna have it?

I am on diet.

You’re on diet. Okay.

Wait!

You got scared,

my doughty is that much

when ever I say anything aloud everyone stops

Come on lets go we have to do all the traditions.

Mom, please enough, we did all the traditions.

It’s getting late.

Why are you so in hurry?

Mom,

We are married

and husband in order to live together have to the vows which we have done,

bride is also very tired.

Are you bride’s uncle, Bride is tired.

I’ve told you we have to the traditions I’ve got the oil.

I don’t want a head massage at this moment.

This is not for your head massage

the bride has to walk over it, come come.

Play the drums.

1,2,3,4.

Aunty!!! Aunty !!!

Oh no my sister has passed out.

Sister always say whenever things go wrong in laws act like you’ve passed out.

Zamaan.

Baby.

Zamaan!

Baby, Baby !! Mom!!

you need more juice?

No,

Zamaan this house has very weird vibes

I don’t know what happened to me

my heart sank.

Baby don’t worry I am going to save your heart.

I am conscious. I was breathless.

Aunty got back up.

Sabra I was unable to breath,

Shakra same thing happened to me. Thank God you’re okay my sister.

For real

Yes.

Aunty

if you’re going to jump around and dance this much

then you are going to pass out.

Shut up foolish kid.

Okay enough, go take the bride inside.

Okay come lets go inside.

Come take the bride inside. Where are you going

I want to go inside.

Why you want to go inside?

Because I just got married.

Wait here we have to follow customs and traditions.

No more customs.

We have to do customs and a person

who has done love marriage with him customs have to be done through the entire night.

Zamaan hasn’t came yet.

Where to?

I am massaging it

mother

Mother is 12:45

So?

Your mind is on your watch,

no idea about your mother no care for her,

worried about new relations,

do one thing go, and get lost from my room and don’t come back

You mother is dead to you.

God forbid

if something like that happens,

I was just saying its 12:45

you must be tired since you were working from morning. You should sleep

Once I feel sleepy only then I will sleep.

It took a lot of effort to get her to sleep quietly,

otherwise she keeps snoring all the time and doesn’t let me sleep.

Aunty looks so pretty while sleeping. You sleep as well.

Okay

Hello.

Listen, I am really hungry.

Didn’t mom send any food?

Okay.

What about that photographer that was suppose to do my room shot where is he?

What !

he fainted.

I have thought about so many things like

I am going to take pictures with my new stuff,

but he passed out.

Okay fine bye.

Whatever I say,

I say it for your own good. Foolish,

you are earning heaven, heaven by massaging mothers feet.

The amount massages I’ve given you,

God should assign half of the heaven under my name.

My prayers are with you

that you get the entire heaven, good come heaven, massage properly.

No one has came into room,

what kind of people are they,

no value of the wife?

Make up will ruined,[

really hungry

why there isn’t anything to eat in this room.

Thank.

Now I am okay.

Theif Theif.

Oh what happened.

Mom I think the thieves have attacked our house

I have to go look and see.

There’s no thief,

must be a cat, it must’ve came into the kitchen to have milk.

Mom we don’t have cat food to which cat will come in this house.

Must be a theif.

Also my new bride is alone in her room,

my heart is telling me to go to her.

Sit down. Prince sit down. Complete the custom.

No one came! No one came!

No one came!

I am really sorry, Haseena,

I knew when I will arrive in the room you’ll be upset

but what can I do

my mom is also very stubborn

You

you will not show my your face?

… Oh how the glass broke

and why there’s knife down there.

Were you eating a fruit.

HAHHAHAHHA I WILL KILL YOU TODAY!!!

AHHHHHHHHHH

Oh no I am not killing you

Save me!!

I am not killing you.

Save me!!

am not killing you

save me

I am in awe, did you prepare this breakfast for me?

Get away, this is for the bride and the groom.

Oh God, did you get a new job?

Job?

At first you worked for you son your whole life and now for you daughter in law.

Get lost.

Go take care of your daughter in law, she will boss you around so much.

You will remember it for the rest of your life.

Zamaan,

Zamaan.

Are you opening the door, or should I break it?

Why are you shying, come on remove your hand

Leave it mom,

You are married now, put down your hand.

Mom I am telling you let it go.

Put your hand down! Oh God what happened.

Yesterday by mistake.

Did the daughter in law hit you?

Oh no

she is sweet.

She doesn’t have the guts to hit me.

Whose there Zamaan.

I am going to tell whose there!

No No, Mom she’s a new bride if you go in like this it will look bad.

What do you mean new bride she has been in this house for 15 hours.

You first tell me what happened to you.

I accidentally hit my eye with my own knee.

Whose there Zamaan, who are you talking to you,

why are you not replying.

Knee hit on the eye.

Oh my fate,

I thought once the daughter in law will come in this house she will work

and I will enjoy. Its not in my luck.

Lets go Sabra do your own work.

[song]

Noooo!!

This is very nice[

Oh God,

What happened. Mom.

Nothing happened,

see mom has seen my clothes in your hands that is why she falling down fainting.

When you know I don’t like such things then why you do it.

Umm you haven’t seen Zamaan ironing my clothes.

Zamaan curse you,

this is how I’ve raised you?

Its been two days since you’re married have you forgotten everything?

Oh mom I haven’t forgotten anything.

Rather quite the opposite,

how dad used to look after you,

take care of you. I am just following him,

if the son will not follow his father footsteps then whom.

This is what I expected from you,

you will be like your father. You look just like him, like a servant.

Mom don’t say it like that.

What’s with the preparations?

By the way listen,

you wife no matter how much she put on make up, it makes no difference.

Mom don’t say it like that, okay look pretty she it.

She is so ugly it looks like a ghost came from mountains

Sorry. Mom don’t say it like that.

By the way you guys going somewhere.

Yes mom

it was her idea that we should go out and have fun.

Its been a while since I had fun.

I am coming with you. Let me get ready I’ll be right back

We’re going on a motor bike, where are you going to sit?

Behind you,

Where are you going to sit.

At home.

Don’t do it like that baby.

We’ve made such a good plan don’t cancel it baby.

Once you get free after roaming around with her and getting

her cheap ice cream after

that you can pick me up.

Baby that’s fantastic plan,

mom is very innocent she will get done in one ride and one Samosa,

I am coming back in two minutes.

Don’t touch me go.

Don’t cancel the plan.

i dont

okay

bye

mom

Yes yes coming.

Going out alone yeah right!

I am going to let you go like this, after all my name is Sabra.

Oh,

I didn’t took my purse,

why would I take my purse

I will enjoy my sons earnings today in a big restaurant.

Yes coming, Mom is coming.

Making such noise, where’s your wife? She hasn’t finished her makeup.

Oh mom what about her make up? She is not going

Why is she not going.

Mom I have a motor bike. Not an airplane, how three of us will sit on this?

We can, you need more space in your heart.

There’s need to be space on the motor cycle,

I’ve only got two seats. Leave her.

Come with me we’ll come after one round from the street.

Round of street?

That’s it?

What kind of enjoyment is that. We’ll go somewhere we’ll have food and then enjoy.

Mom you’re killing me

My new bride is all alone in house.

we cannot leave in the house for that long.

Okay

she new all right,

we have to take care of her.

Okay you understood lets go.

I have to take care of everybody.

Can you get me one Samosa?

I’ll get you two

and we will also do a take away for home. Come on we’re getting late lets go.

This motor bike of yours is really tall.

That’s the thing.

Mom you’ve sat on this like 300 times.

Even then you’re afraid.

Nonsense! What do you mean 300 times?

You haven’t taken me anywhere

You’ve sat alright right? Don’t fall now.

What happened to you guys.

Are you stupid? Can’t you see, we gotten into an accident.

I am alright but my son got a lot of bruises.

Mom,

no mom got more bruises.

I’ve just got scratch, but mom insisted so I got a bandage as well.

Yeah, I can’t see any more bruises, lets go then.

Back off.

Mom she’s worried.

Baby

we just gotten back from the doctor,

we got the bandages done no need to go back,

Yes baby I am not even asking to go the doctor.

Then?

I was asking if we can go out to have fun,

Ask forgiveness do you have any room for care for your husband?

Hes injured, and you want to go out. No one is going anywhere go inside.

Oh mom.

I am seeing everything,

You took my husband out

and got both yourselves injured on purpose

Haseena please keep quite

if the neighbors saw this

will become a spectacle.

I’ve become a spectacle

why am I stuck here.

Okay keep quite you’re creating a nuisance.

Kill me,

do one thing choke me to death,

just liked you’ve killed my wishes.

Haseena my hands are injured.

I can’t choke you right now I will do it later.

No no what I meant was please be quiet, my baby.[

no,I want to go out right now.

Such a stubborn kid.

Did you see,

that the way you mom is speaking with me.

I don’t want say stuff to you I want to kick you out.

Mom please be quite,

Okay you come with me lets go out.,

How can I you go out you’re injured

Mom its just a scratch, I am not disabled.

And you ! lets go.

Lets go baby.

On our way back we will have dinner and

we will have ice cream as well.

Okay sure have it,

I’ll have it from my favorite place.

Yeah sure have it from there.

Please be careful If I fell down again then I have to live my life as a disabled person.

Okay bye mom we will back home early.

Oh ouch,

Took wife with him left mom at home.

Are you surprised mom?

All of this has been prepared by your loving son.

Only for my lovely mother.

Why did you made it? Where’s your princess.

Mom, she is compulsive of her habits so, she is sleeping!

Compulsive of habit?

Good Job!

Is she some princess who came down from the sky?

Doesn’t she used to work at her mother’s house?

You should’ve woken her up!

You should’ve first woken her up in a loud heavy voice!

Then you should’ve scolded her!

To hell with you, you have turned out to be a wife’s slave!

Mom, don’t move much,

you already saved yourself from breaking a bone in accident yesterday,

doctor has told you not to! Forget it,

come see what I have made, your favorite omelette, full spicy!

your favorite fried flat unleavened bread,

with that I have made you milk tea the way you like it. Come mom,

the son and mom will have breakfast together, in peace! Come.

Okay, come.

Yes? Come, ouch! Why have you given birth to me? Come, sit.

Bring the fried flat unleavened bread here.

Sure, why not? We’ll have breakfast in peace.

Yes, I’ll give you fried flat unleavened bread, eat it and get strong!

Wow!

Son and mother are having such delicious breakfast,

there are eggs, milk tea as well, toast as well, butter too.

My fate proved to be so bad!

What would you do with a newly wed bride?

Hey Haseena, why are you doing that?

I have cooked breakfast for you as well,

not just mom,

you’re making a scene for no reason, actually you were sleeping,

I was about to come to wake you up. Look,

I have made fried flat unleavened bread for you as well,

ook at this egg,

I haven’t made this for myself, this is for you.

I didn’t keep this plate for myself but you. You’re being worried for no reason.

Oh! My bad, your highness!

Forgive me! You’re so sweet.

Right? Wait, let me pull a chair for you as well, come sit

Thank you.

I don’t need to eat when I’ll see you two eating, take butter mom.

Ummm, butter?

Yes, take it, butter.

Thank you.

Knife?

Can I take a piece of fried flat unleavened bread?

umm, can I take it first?

Yes, sure. You take it first.

I am using the butter!

Yes sure! You take it!

Hey mom?

Put the plate on table and eat,

I am not hungry. I am not even eating.

Hello Shanzay?

So now you remember me?

No, I am not sad,

you know that I am habitual of staying happy.

Listen, I was saying that come to my place someday.

It will be fun. My mother in law will have a little problem but…

Shanzay, wait a second, I am saying, wait a second.

She is old but her hobbies wouldn’t change!

I am not saying it to you.

Let me call you back!

I’ll give her a piece of my mind.

Haseena?

Mom?

Haseeeena??

You’re back?

What is this?

Is this a house or???

The whole area is being echoed; people must be thinking what’s going on in the house.

Moreove, my head is hurting,

why are you guys playing songs so loud?

This is all happening because of your mom,

she is playing loud music since morning and then I have to listen to it too.

I haven’t even spoken to Shanzay since morning.

I’ll make you talk to Shanzay but first go turn off this music.

Why?

Just because I am a wife, I can’t do anything by my will?

Will the noise stop if I switch off the deck?

No! It won’t, first go turn off your mother’s deck,

then I’ll believe in you!

I’ll get hers switched off too.

lIsten to me!

She is such an ill-mannered girl,

she is playing songs so loudly that too so vulgar

that my music was lost in between, I couldn’t even hear.

I am telling you,

go switch this deck off else I’ll break it.

You dare not!

That deck is from my dowry!

Even if you try touching it, I’ll tear the curtains and break the windows,

cutlery and the tv screen as well.

What?

You’ll break all this and I’ll keep looking at you?

I’ll break your face and your teeth!

Why? Am I abandoned or a doormat?

I am a beloved wife of a good husband.

Move away you beloved wife!

And this good husband of yours is my hunk son, I am her mother!

You don’t have to show these biceps! Come here!

You come here!

You come here!

I’ll break in to two!

You come here!

You come here!

Shanzay,

look what names are you calling my husband?

Look, I admit he isn’t as good looking as I am but you can’t call him a monkey,

by the way thanks for calling me a Goddess

Moaning in pain.

how many times have I asked you take a medicine for headache.

But you don’t listen to me. Stubborn son of a stubborn mom!

And how many times have

I told you to have some shame.

When a husband comes back you’re supposed to ask how he is,

my head is hurting you should get me a cup of tea

along with medicine, I might get better but no!

Listen, say all this to your mom,

she is making delicacies in the kitchen , I can smell it,

and she can atleast serve her tired son,

she can make you a cup of tea and now don’t disturb me,

I need to advice Shanzay about what video should she make next on tiktok.

Tiktok! Mom?

My ear drums will burst! Your head is not hurting now?

My head will blow due to headache but you don’t care!

Now that I want tea,

I’ll call my beloved mom only!

Mom? And you go talk on the phone, I’ll call my mom and she will give me tea!

Yes Shanzay, hello?

Mom?

Mom?

What is all this noise?

Why are you still in bed? It’s not good, get up.

Mom, my head is hurting very bad,

get a good cup of tea for your beloved son, please?

Mom, make tea for me?

Can’t your wife make it for you, the princess you married and brought here?

What is she? A decoration piece? Even if she is a decoration piece,

she is a bad one, the house didn’t look good because of her.

Mom, my head is hurting,

I beg you, if you guys started another fight, I swear

I’ll jump off the building and suicide or I’ll leave this house!

Oh boy! Why would you leave the house?

She will leave! I am not here to fight;

I am just speaking the truth!

Come on now, get up my son, get me oil, I need to make delicacies.

Mom, no one cares about me? My head is hurting and you’re sending me to get oil?

Who else will go then?

Your wife will go?

Who’s henna on her feet hasn’t worn off that she may go to the store!

What are you guys talking about me?

kkkkkkkk…

I am not Kiran, I am Haseena.

Oh no, I meant kkkk-nothing!

I asked mom for tea but,

okay give me money, I’ll go get oil.

Why? Does oil in tea helps with headache?

I am making delicacy and that requires oil

but what would you know about house chores?

This is all that your mother has taught you,

to talk for hours on call and how to make tiktoks!

I am stuck in this house!

I won’t be able to do it!

I can’t do it!

All the problem was about me talking to Shanzay on call?

I can’t live in this house Zaman, I can’t survive in this house.

I am so innocent, God knows where am I stuck.

Sure sure, you are very innocent, you can’t even say bread properly, right?

Zamaaaaan!

Zaman?

I am going to get the stuff! Leave me! Move aside!

Come.

Okay listen get noodles too.

Okay, I’ll get it.

Yes, hello Shanzay?

He went after his mom.

I am very depressed.

You didn’t do right to me,

first you got me married to a person

who doesn’t used to value me then I even got a son like that,

he doesn’t care about mom at all.

Even right now, he is sitting with his wife and speaking bad of me I know.

Baby,

didn’t I tell you not to take mom’s words very seriously,

whatever she says has no value

listen from one ear and get it out from the other.

Your mom doesn’t take time to spoil are wishes.

You explain it in your own words to your mom, Zamaan!

Hey my love! Look here,

look,

you know

how in front of mom I go speechless,

but don’t worry,

I have decided that for you,

I’ll fight with mom too this time.

So, you’re trying to say that I’ll be the cause of fight?

Oh no,

I mean to say that for you

I’ll even fight with mom.

Hmm?

So mom, how was it?

She went again. Mom?

No mom! Don’t go in those thoughts again mom.

Mom? Mom? Mom? Mom?

Sorry, sorry, sorry, mom, I came here to say sorry.

I came here to tell you that I can swear that I don’t say anything against you

Mom, you’re the only one I love the most.

Sure,

I did see your love!

That’s why you keep walking behind your wife trying to please her,

you don’t care about mom at all,

I am telling you, you’re losing your heaven yourself!

No mom, no!

God forbid!

Why would I lose my heaven myself mom?

Move away!

You’ve learned a lot of acting since you got married.

I know everything,

you speak bad of me along with your wife, behind my back,

I know everything! I’ve seen.

I am telling you mom,

there is nothing like that. You don’t believe me?

You don’t believe me right? Just look at your beloved son’s lovely eyes once,

all you would see is love for you.

Look.

So, you’re saying that

your wife is setting up a conspiracy against me in front of you?

Yes.

It must be a conspiracy

only because I alone can never think anything bad about you.

I swear that is not possible.

Because I can hit anyone for my mom and throw anyone out of the house for my mom.

God bless you son.

High five!

What happened?

Washroom! Mom, you go sit in your room, I’ll come back and massage your legs.

You’re my heaven.

Hey Haseena, listen to me,

I am not bad,

I swear I haven’t spoken anything against you. I can’t do it at all.

I don’t want to talk to you.

You’re a cheat, you are on my side when with me!

I don’t even feel like looking at your face!

Your heart is black! Absolutely black!

My heart is not black! I have a big heart.

I am telling you I didn’t speak anything bad about you or against you!

You can do it and you have done it.

Hey I didn’t!

Good!

Haseena?

Now that you’re not believing me,

what can I do?

I think I should cancel what I planned.

What didn’t I think and what dreams

I saw for today.

I thought we’ll go out for dinner together,

after that I would have also fed you your favorite cheap ice cream

but now that your mood is off,

let me cancel it.

No,

there is no need to cancel,

how would my mood fix until and unless I go outside and get fresh air?

So don’t cancel the program.

Okay.

Okay, so shall I go get ready?

Yes.

You’ll come to help me, right?

Yes, I’ll be there.

Okay.

My pocket gets empty whenever I have to fix her mood!

Hey Shakra?

Yes?

shakra

It’s 8 in the night and they haven’t come back yet.

I told you already that your son is like his dad.

What?

Woman’s slave.

Go to hell.

See, you were so clever

and brother was so innocent,

he always used to roam around you trying to please you.

I wish.

You can never be happy.

Even your mother in law died envying you.

Listen,

have you stayed back to say all this to me?

Why don’t you go home? Go back to Punjab!

Sabra! Have some shame!

Why? I’ll get your seat booked; I’ll pay you for the ticket. You, go

Am I poor or a beggar?

I don’t need your tickets,

I have 250 acres of land by God’s blessing, you tell me one thing?

What?

Why are you taking out your daughter in law’s anger on me?

Call your daughter in law and ask the queen where is she?

She must be sitting somewhere and eating fried spicy stuff!

I wish she gets stomach ache and is unable to digest them!

No Shakra!

Yes Sabra?

She wouldn’t be eating fried stuff at 8 in the night

she must be eating meat and tikkas somewhere.

Oh I am dying Sabra!

Your ring is still shining,

mine turned black!

Don’t put your evil eyes!

Why would I put evil eyes on you?

You already got your mother in law’s curse! That’s why you got such daughter in law.

Go to hell!

I am your sister!

Then be like one!

I’ll come back again.

There is no need.

I will come.

Oh she’ll come to tease me!

[song]

I wore this black dress especially for you, Look, it looks so nice.

You look very pretty as always, please get yourself protected against evil eyes.

Okay, listen,

I have especially made chicken karahi for you.

Oh wow!

But when will you come home?

Just think that I’ll be there as soon as you hang up.

Okay, then I’ll go warm the food.

Okay. I’ll just be there then we’ll eat.

Bye.

Mom?

Mom? Mom?

What happened?

I made chicken Karahi,

where is all the meat from it?

In cats’ stomach!

You fed all the meat to the cats?

So what? You get rewarded when you feed animals,

both of us will be rewarded, the rest of us will manage today,

I have to go to a henna function today, sorry.

That meat wasn’t for the cats, it was for your son!

You don’t have fever.

Why are you sweating cold?

Mom, I am feeling lightheadedness

everything is roaming around in circles. I feel that I have rode motorcycle in a death well.

You must have had heatstroke.

Your wife doesn’t get free from her make up and tik tok

that she makes some juice for her husband!

Let me make juice with basil seeds for you right now.

No! Don’t do that, I’d be grateful, you feed that to someone else, I don’t like basil seeds,

I’ll vomit if I drink it.

Try drinking it, you’ll start jumping like a horse.

Mom, God has made me a human being,

will it look nice that being a human I am jumping like a horse?

You had to go to aunt Rukhsana’s daughter’s henna function,

right? Now go, I’d be grateful, go!

How can I go

when my son is not well. My son cannot get unwell till I am alive, I’ll go make juice for you.

Hey someone stop! Someone stop please.

My love, are you feeling better?

Yes, I’ve never felt this good.

Obviously, if you won’t get it treated,

you won’t get better. Do you know, you took a shower with cold water in the morning

and then sat in front of the AC,

you have gotten cold,

I have brought hot soup for you.

It smells so weird! Move it away.

I’m telling you, I’ll vomit and that too in your lap!

Why? It’s hot right now, It will go cold.

I don’t want to drink it even after it gets cold, move it away.

Cold, basil seeds juice is ready! Drink it.

I don’t want to have it; I feel like vomiting.

You’ll have to drink it son.

Zaman, tell mom that you won’t have juice but soup instead.

I’ll have soup.

He’ll have juice, how wouldn’t he when his mom has made it?

Yes, I’ll have juice.

I am telling you very nicely, don’t come between us.

Who are you to tell me?

You can’t tell me. My son will have juice. Come on son!

Why are you making these faces, tell your mom that you’ll have soup and not juice!

Tell your wife and have juice!

You’ll have soup!

I don’t want to have it.

Zamaaaan?

Zamaaan?

I am saying…

Zamaaan?

Yes yes, have it, very good!

Eww!

I am suspicious that you have mixed something in the juice.

I told you, I’ll vomit!

Zaman, where are you going? Zaman?

Oh my son! I am sure she has done amulets on my son.

Don’t worry we’ll go to the doctor and you’ll be fine.

Zaman,

I’ve found the cure to your headache

What is wrong mom? What have you killed in it, it smells awful!

Eww!

Its an oil! Oil made of herbs! I made it for you myself.

I won’t apply it!

How wouldn’t you, you just see, as soon as you apply it…

Yes, I’ll turn in to an animal from human being.

Mom, do remember if I become a horse or a donkey after applying this,

no one will let me enter in the office. And if I won’t go to office I wont get my salary,

if I don’t get my salary , how would I run this home?

Come sit here!

The house will still run! You come here! Move aside! Hold this.

I am not ruing your hair. I just need to put it on the side of your forehead, like this.

I would just do a little massage and you’ll feel good.

Learn something from your master!

Learn! Its’ done, give this to me and move. And look

I am keeping this besdie the bed,

you have to apply this after every short while even when he’s asleep.

Baby, it smells very bad.

What smell?

You have to apply it every short while on his forehead,

I have kept it there. Take care of you husband.

Baby, you swear to my life that you won’t

apply this oil on me again, you can give me poison instead!

I am tired!

Baby?

Baby? Baby?

It feels like I got a peaceful moment with you after so many years

Mom isn’t there

I mean I think she slept. I can’t even hear her.

Today I feel like opening up my heart in front of you. I mean,

I want to express how much I love you.

So then express it.

Song! There is no better way than a song to express love.

Sure.

No, if I’ll sing loudly, mom will wake up.

Can I say a poetry?

Okay say I poetry but it should consist of praising my beauty.

Oh that! You just listen to the praise. I shall say.

Coming mom, why don’t you break the door and come? What happened? What?

Why is the light still on?

Because I didn’t turn it off.

So then turn it of

because he has to go to office as well in the morning.

He wouldn’t sleep until noon like you!

Can’t you have mercy on my highness?

He isn’t well. How will he go to work in the morning?

As if she cares so much for her husband!

Ive been thinking my son has been unwell since the day you came.

Now I think he’ll lose his job aswell.

Zaman?

Zaman?

Zaman?

Mom, I forgot telling you that

the headache that I had since so many days because of you is now fine,

your herb oil was amazing.

I was thinking to sell the oil in small packaging.

What a business it would be! Who is it?

I am reema

and I am meera!

can’t you see we are robbers.

Robbers? *Screams*

Oh! Close this fan!

My daughter in law is blind, she can’t see you guys are robbers.

Stop this drama of mother in law and daughter in law

and hurry up and take out whatever you have!

I swear thief brother, I am not well since 2 3 days so I haven’t eaten anything

hence I have nothing to take out.

Come here, Come here, Come here, Come here, Come here!

Your brain will come out once I shoot you!

Sir, he’s in the mood to joke, I can shoot his brains out if you say?

Hey don’t shoot me, I don’t want to die.

Don’t do anything to my son.

Listen, take whatever you want but don’t look at my husband with bad eyes.

Hey! Our eyes are clean now hurry up and take out the money and jewelry!

For that you people have to go to neighbor’s house,

because there is nothing here

They even lied to me that they are rich to get married but they are poor!

Aren’t you ashamed of lying to a girl?

Even she lied to us,

she is from a beggar’s family, she came empty handed.

That’s true we are poor, we don’t have anything

Yes, we don’t have anything, anything at all.

Sir, they are both poor parties, he’s again joking, show him your moves.

Okay, put the music on.

Hey, you are a dancer?

Oh, such a dance, trust me whenever there is a wedding in our area,

they call your brother.

Oh, then do it.

Sir not that. Your moves.

Stop with the moves and be scared of me, I am a robber! A robber!

Not talking to you. You stand up! I am asking you guys to get scared of me.

And yes mom, what is your name?

Her name is Sabra but she has no patience at all.

And her name is Haseena though she’s not even closed to beautiful

.

Mom, I don’t like such jokes.

I am not even cracking one!

What id this? You guys have robbers in your home and you guys are having fun?

BE scared of me! Be scared!

Brother robber, this is their daily routine, do one thing, shot a fire!

In air, in air.

Take out whatever you have else I’ll take his brains out.

Leave him, leave him, leave my husband,

I’ll tell you where money and jewelry is.

yes, you can take it all just don’t say anything to my son. He just got married,

he is her husband and my beloved son, please leave him.

Now, you’re requesting, you were pulling up your sleeves a while back.

She was talking a lot, now she is quiet!

Let me open up your son’s brain and your husband’s.

No!

No!

No, I don’t want to die.

Tell me quickly, tell me quickly.

I’ll tell you, follow me.

Mom, pick up his gun!

Hey mom pick the gun up!

Wow! Good Job my lionesses!

Good Job! Small packet big blast! You’ll rob my house?

Uncle, trust me, I go to school, due to lockdown our school is off

so he brought me with him saying let’s go for a robbery, I am not at fault. Let me go aunt.

Hey, poor kid.

Let me go.

Go, go to your house.

You get robbery done from small kids?

No, he’s lying.

Now you tell me, what is your name son?

there is nothing in name. there is nothing in name,

please forgive me, I was joking, look mom,

your face is brighter than Syed Noor,

I swear. Let me go. Forgive me.

first let us learn shooting on you

then we’ll decide if we have to forgive you or not. Right mom?

My daughter in law is absolutely right!

Let’s teach him a lesson together. How does it work?

I don’t know how will it work.

You aren’t a robber but an angel. Angel my brother! You aren’t a robber but an angel,

you have no idea I have been dying!

They haven’t been on the same page ever since she came,

for the first time they are on the same page after you came.

Now leave immediately,

come on! Leave before I call the police and they beat you. Leave!

The robbers left!

Dancing happily

They ran away, ran away, ran way!

Wait a minute,

there is oil spilled her,

the same oil that mom gave me to apply, because of this the robbers fell

and you guys picked up guns, your oil did magic mom,

the robbers ran away, they came here like this and slipped.

Zamaaan?

Baby,

I won’t ever let you fall.

And today the 3 of us are saved because of me, yayy!

What yayy?

How is it because of you?

We are saved because of my oil.

But I picked the gun first Zaman.

So I picked it up as well.

I picked it up Zaman?

Zaman, I picked it up too?

Zaman?

Zaman?

Zaman?

Shut up!

You guys started again? If anyone spoke a word more, I’ll pack my bags!

No son!

Baby, I love you.