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Hello, citizens.
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Me see no trouble.
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Me world am good.
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Man in danger.
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Me save you.
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You be okay now.
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Oh, well.
Me save more people tomorrow.
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Hello, Superman.
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Hello, Mama.
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Hello, Da-da.
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Hello, Luthor.
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Lois.
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Me love Lois' funny head-trick.
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Krypto.
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Daddy home.
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Funny Krypto.
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Daddy love you too.
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Tickle, tickle, tickle.
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Another day complete.
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Time to relax.
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Reruns again.
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This is so sad.
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I can't take it anymore.
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Who there? Where am voice from?
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The greatest hero in the universe...
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...reduced to saving rocks
and playing house.
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If I'd stayed quiet one more second...
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...I'd need a colossal barf bag.
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You funny, little big-head man.
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Mr. Mxyzptlk, at your service.
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Mr. Mzzy-Plzzy?
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Don't bother.
You'll give yourself a hernia.
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Just think of me as your guardian angel.
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You see, Rocky,
I've had my eye on you for a while.
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And, brother, did you get a raw deal
from that lunkhead Superman.
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But Superman am friend.
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He give me planet to protect.
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Wrongo.
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Superman played you for a chump, chum.
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The real reason he stuck you here
was to get rid of you.
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He was jealous of your great powers...
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...and couldn't stand the competition.
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See? Out of Earth, out of mind.
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Wanna see what your pal
really thinks of you?
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Look at me.
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Me am Bizarro.
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Me great big dummy.
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Them no laugh at me.
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Me make Superman pay.
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No air.
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Amateur.
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Now, you were saying?
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Me make Superman pay.
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That's my boy.
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Where am Superman?
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Where am Super--?
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Where am Superman?
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Not here. Honest.
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Listen, Rock, I'm just spitballing here...
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...but something inside me says:
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"What about that place? "
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Me try there.
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Yeah, I figured.
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Oh, and one other thing.
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-Listen to this.
-What?
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Some maniac in a Superman costume just
smashed up Mandel's Department Store.
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If I didn't know better,
I'd say it sounded like--
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Where am Superman?
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-Bizarro?
-Bizarro?
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Lois.
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-Let go.
-Why you laugh at me?
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Me thought you my friend.
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Now, I'm sure we can settle this calmly.
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Go away!
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-Clark!
-No, Clark.
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First, Lois answer to me.
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Look, I'm sure if we all just calm down
and talk this over....
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You no laugh at me again.
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I wondered who was pushing reporters
out of windows.
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-Clark. Is he--?
-A little shaken up, but he's fine.
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Now it's my turn to ask questions.
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All right, Bizarro. How did you get here
and what do you want?
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Oh, I don't think he's in a mood to talk.
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Why you not laugh now?
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Out of my way, road hog.
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Mxyzptlk? I thought you promised
to stay away from Earth forever.
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No, no, no. I only said
I wouldn't come back and bother you.
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And I'm not. Old rock-head here is.
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And I can guess who got him riled up.
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Well, I may have said
a word or two in passing...
91
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...but you really can't blame me for--
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I should be selling this to cable.
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As you can see, humankind has come
a long way from its primitive roots.
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Once a savage beast,
man is now a civilized creature.
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Pardon me, citizen.
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This is great.
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Mxy.
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Hiya, Gspie.
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You're just in time to see the fun.
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-Popcorn?
-Baby, you know you shouldn't be here.
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If the tribunal hears what you've done--
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What do those schmoes care?
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I ain't done nothing wrong.
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Nothing wrong?
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Try lying, tampering with humans...
106
00:10:35,601 --> 00:10:39,401
...breaking inter-dimensional law
for the umpteen-millionth time--
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Lighten up, sweets.
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I'm just having some laughs.
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Hey, 10 bucks says Bizboy
mops the floor with Superhead.
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You in?
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The leaders aren't gonna like this.
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Like they'll ever find out.
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Hey.
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What gives?
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Mr. Mxyzptlk.
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Oh, nuts.
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You have been accused
of breaking the inter-dimensional law...
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...maliciously torturing members
of a less-advanced species...
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...and most heinously...
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...going back on your word.
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Was that wrong?
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Such conduct is completely unbecoming...
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...to the superior beings
of the fifth-dimensional land of Zrfff.
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If it please Your Honor,
I present documented proof...
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...the defendant suffers from
a chronic psychological fixation...
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...and should not be considered
accountable for his actions.
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-Go, girl.
-Furthermore--
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Silence.
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Gspie?
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I'm dead.
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Look, guys, what the tree here
said is right.
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I can't help if I keep goofing
on that big lox Superman.
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It's what I do.
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I don't need punishment.
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I need understanding.
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You know how it is.
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Fish gotta swim and birds gotta fly.
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I've gotta bug that jerk, till I die.
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Or he does.
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Oh, yeah, Mr. Big Shot.
141
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Mr. Truth-Justice-and-the-American-Way.
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He's a bug, you hear me!
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A bug!
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He sickens me.
145
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Enough. Because you are determined...
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...to repeatedly invade
the third dimension...
147
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...this tribunal sentences you
to stay there...
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...for no less
than one dimensional interphase.
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Fine by me.
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Twenty minutes
and I'll be running the joint.
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Without your powers.
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-What?
-lf, after 90 days...
153
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...you have performed one good deed
for the beings...
154
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...you once tortured, you'll be reinstated.
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That is all.
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No, wait!
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You can't!
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Mxy.
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00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:49,655
Fine. So I don't have powers. So what?
160
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,696
It'll be worth it
to see Superdupe get his.
161
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I'm laughing at you. You hear?
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Laughing.
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Say, where is Blueboy anyhoo?
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You've got to listen to me.
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So you trick me like before?
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Send me away again?
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Oh, I don't feel so good.
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But it's still worth it.
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Listen to me, my friend.
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Mxy's playing you for a fool.
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Little big-head man my friend.
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Him say you enemy.
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Him lie like rug.
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-Trust me.
-No!
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Secure the area.
176
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Now me am world's greatest hero.
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Fire.
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Why you attack?
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Me am hero.
180
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Now. Before he recovers.
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Fire.
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I hope I ain't missed the massacre.
183
00:16:56,982 --> 00:16:59,007
Whoa, Rocky. Where you going?
184
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Supershlub's that way.
185
00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:04,181
Why bad men shoot at me?
186
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:07,291
Hey, easy on the material, Frankenstein.
187
00:17:07,459 --> 00:17:10,087
Send bad men away, Little Big-Head.
188
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Send them away.
189
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I'd love to help you, Rocky,
but power-wise, my tank is dry.
190
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No!
191
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Send them away!
192
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-Do it!
-Kltpzyxm. Kltpzyxm.
193
00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:28,845
Oh, mama, this was a bad idea.
194
00:17:30,849 --> 00:17:32,339
Give him another.
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One more blast and he's dust.
196
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I guess there's no other option.
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Do it.
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Hold your fire.
199
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-You okay?
-That thing's got a kick.
200
00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:24,596
You save me.
201
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:27,500
-Why?
-Because I knew Mxy tricked you.
202
00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:30,665
If it makes you feel better,
he's done it to me. A lot.
203
00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:33,073
Now do you believe I'm not your enemy?
204
00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:34,872
Sorry.
205
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I accept your apology.
206
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And just to prove
there are no hard feelings....
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-What this?
-A peace offering.
208
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Peaceful.
209
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That'll keep him quiet
till I can fly him home.
210
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:52,888
Kltpzyxm. Kltpzyxm.
211
00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:55,795
And you better split too,
if you know what's good for you.
212
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:59,233
Sorry, Super. The wet blankets
that run my dimension...
213
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...said I gotta perform a good deed
before they let me back.
214
00:19:03,342 --> 00:19:05,936
In other words,
three months of community service.
215
00:19:06,111 --> 00:19:07,339
Yeah.
216
00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:09,242
So press your cape?
217
00:19:09,414 --> 00:19:13,578
Actually, I have something
more constructive in mind.
218
00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:20,722
Hello, citizens.
219
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:23,225
It good to be back.
220
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World am safe.
221
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Me see no trouble.
222
00:19:29,601 --> 00:19:33,560
Me say, me see no trouble.
223
00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:36,731
I heard you the first time.
224
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:39,070
Okay, let her rip!
225
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:51,446
Watch it, you big jerk!
226
00:19:51,623 --> 00:19:54,421
Three months of this? I don't think so.
227
00:19:54,593 --> 00:19:55,924
I quit.
228
00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:06,333
Nice doggy! Heel!
229
00:20:06,505 --> 00:20:09,838
Play dead! Help!
230
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Life am good.
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