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McGurk! McGurk! Where are you?
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Look at that crazy little man.
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He'll be killed.
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Hey, McGurk,
I'm losing my patience here!
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Confusing, ain't it?
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What's so funny, Jimmy?
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Check out the new comic strip.
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-What a riot.
-Mr. Mixel-plick?
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No! Repeat after me, bright boy.
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It's mix, "yezz"...
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...spit, lick.
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Hey, have you seen McGurk?
McGurk!
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Hold it.
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-Did you see him?
-Who?
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That weird little man.
He was right here.
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Yeah. Do me a favor, Kent.
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Crack up after we've covered
the museum opening.
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-And now we are proud to present--
-McGurk!
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Oh, no.
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This classic sculpture
by one of the world's most noted artists.
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McGurk!
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Where are you, McGurk?
Come on, it's getting late.
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How do you like that guy?
Standing me up like this.
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-Be quiet.
-Listen, you--
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What is he doing here?
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If we may continue?
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And here now at last...
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...the showpiece of our exhibit:
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Rodin's Thinker.
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That's him! Hey, McGurk.
Finish your business and let's get going.
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Oh, sorry, Mix.
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Hold it right there, little friend.
I want some answers.
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McGurk, get rid of this bum.
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You heard my pal.
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Scram!
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If that's the way you wanna play it.
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Superman?
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He's ruined the statue!
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I didn't mean-- Sorry.
It was the little man.
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It's been going on all week.
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Impossible things keep happening
and I'm the only one...
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...who ever sees them. Am I going nuts?
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Oh, Clark, I'm sure
it's not as bad as that.
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I can't go on being Superman
if I keep flipping out.
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Now, take it easy, son.
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There's a perfectly logical
explanation for all this.
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Yes. It's obvious a brilliant,
godlike life form from a dimension...
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...twice removed from ours
is testing your powers.
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What makes you say that?
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That's not important, Clark.
What really matters...
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...is following through with
a nice firm peck when scratching up corn.
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Ma? Pa?
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No.
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Chickens are always funny.
Though personally, I prefer ducks.
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Or ostriches.
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Or just for the sake of novelty....
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I've never seen those before.
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Bring them back. Do it!
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Take it easy. The folks are okay.
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We'll just put them up there
for safekeeping.
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-Who are you?
-Like Mummy said...
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...I'm a superior being
from the fifth dimension.
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What do you want with me?
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Laughs. You see, for centuries now...
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...I've been pitting
my interdimensional magic...
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...against schmoes who thought they
could go 1 5 rounds with the old master.
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You know the stories about genies,
imps and leprechauns?
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-You?
-Guilty.
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After a while, I became bored with
your basic rank-and-file human dolts...
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...but then you showed up.
Superman!
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You, my friend,
are the ultimate challenge.
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We're gonna have many merry games,
you and l.
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A game has rules.
Your stunts are just random idiocy.
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Okay, I'll give you a rule.
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You make me say, spell
or otherwise reveal my name backwards...
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...and I'll split until our dimensions
come into alignment again...
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...in about, oh,
three months, give or take.
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I can't even say your name forward.
How am I supposed to say it backward?
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No, dope.
You don't have to say it backward.
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You have to get me to say it.
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-Say what?
-Kltpzyxm!
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Gosh, you're thick.
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Now, for the last time--
Nuts.
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Clark? Dear?
Did something just happen?
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No. What's for dinner?
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Hi, guy.
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Your three months are up...
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...and this time you're not gonna
cheat me out of my fun.
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Oh, it's you again, Mr. Kltpzyxm.
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Not Kltpzyxm, Mxyzptlk.
Now, the first thing I'm gonna do--
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Oh, nuts.
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You think you're pretty smart, don't you?
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Look, little guy. I'm tired of this.
If it's a fight you want--
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Oh, it is. It is.
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Fine. But first let me proofread this article
and I'll meet you on the roof...
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-...in 20 minutes.
-No stalling. I'll edit the rag for you.
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There. Hey. What? No!
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You're getting sloppy, Smallville.
This sentence is loaded with typos.
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"K, L, T, P, Z...."
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Nuts! Nuts! Nuts!
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He beat you again, huh?
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Don't start with me, Gsptlsnz!
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I've only got 90 days
until my next bout with that caped clod.
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How does he do it?
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-Mxy, I wore this new outfit just for you.
-No time for love, babe.
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Gotta beat Superman.
Gotta beat Superman.
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Oh, Mxy, I don't like the way...
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...you're obsessing over
this Superman person.
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Using our powers to torment humans
is so three-dimensional.
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Got to beat Superman!
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If he upsets you that much,
why don't you just...
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-...oh, I don't know, destroy him.
-Hey, that's it.
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Next time I'll finish him off
before he can trick me.
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Thanks, Gspie. Love you.
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Yeah, yeah. Lucky me.
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Now you're gonna get it.
Oh, yeah.
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You'll be crying early today, boy.
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Bye, Gspie. Don't wait up.
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Five, four, three--
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Nuts! Nuts! Nuts!
Not one word.
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Don't you look happy.
What's wrong? Bad news?
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You could say that.
I'm expecting a visitor from out of town.
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Guy's kind of a pest, is he?
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The worst.
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I hear you.
Every time my sister visits...
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...she just moves right on in
and stays and stays and--
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Was that a penguin?
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I'm afraid so.
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Here we go.
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Wow, look at all the animals.
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This is really weird.
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You're fast, kiddo.
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Hiya, Super. Looks like
you've joined the horsy set.
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What's it gonna take
to get rid of you? Forever.
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You always trick me
into doing that name thing once...
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...but this time you're going to have
to make me do it twice in a row.
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Which means I can say
Kltpzyxm all I want...
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...as long as I break it, Kltpzyxm, up.
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If you beat me, then I'm history.
Gone, finito. Bye-bye.
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But if I win....
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I got me a new stableboy. Deal?
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Whatever you want. I quit.
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You don't mean it?
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Oh, yes, I do. Shut off the lights
when you're done, will you?
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Hey, hey. You can't just walk out.
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If you do, your friends
will stay mindless beasts.
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They don't seem to mind.
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Don't get tough with me, little boy blue.
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If you don't cooperate,
I'll tell the world your secret.
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Blab your head off.
I'll find another disguise.
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You can't outfly me.
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-Watch me.
-Oh, yeah?
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Banzai!
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No fair.
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You wanna play hardball? Fine!
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Hey, Super, get a load of me.
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The ultimate smart bomb,
complete with a Kryptonite warhead.
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Good try, blue, but not good enough.
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What's the matter, Super?
Feeling the heat?
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I won! I won!
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In your face, Superman.
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No, loser. In yours.
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Oh, shoot my monkey.
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I skywrote my own name.
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Backwards.
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-Twice.
-You were just toying with me...
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...the whole time. Even from the start.
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Pretty much, yeah.
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Never had you fooled for a second.
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-Sorry.
-You were the superior being all along.
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-Well....
-And now I'm gone. Gone forever.
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You look happy. What's up?
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I was expecting a visitor from out of town,
but he can't make it.
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-The guy's kind of a pest, is he?
-Not anymore.
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Guests are the worst.
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Every time my sister visits,
she just moves right on in...
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...and stays and stays and....
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Why am I eating this?
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Oh, you. You. I'm not done with you.
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Not by a long shot.
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I'll find a loophole. Somehow, someday!
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You know, now that
you're stuck here...
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...you'll just have to find
some other way to pass the time.
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Hey, this isn't so bad.
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