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Just a few more taps should do it, Harpz. One, two, three. Here we go. Mm! Ooh! Mm!Uh...

..what sand did you use exactly?

I don't know, just some bag I got from the hardware store.

How my supposed to know?Ugh.

Was it this one, by any chance?

Oh, yeah, yeah. That's the one, yeah, yeah, that's it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.Thought so.

Run the titles! Hang on, I nearly got it.

Whoa, whoa, ah!

Hello. Welcome back. Yes!

Welcome back to our lovely tepee here at Media City

for another Summer Mash-Up!

And what a beauty it is.

We hope you're ready for some good old-fashioned Mash-Up mayhem,

because we've got lots coming up in the next half-hour. Yes.

Joe, have you been up to anything fun this week?

My name backwards is Eoj.

What? Rubbish name! What? It took me ages, that.

You what? Calm down.

It took you a week to learn that? Eoj.

Eoj, right, you know what? Let's just get on with it.

This summer spectacular won't be happening itself -

let's find out what's coming up.

We have got the best games, Surf's Up, Top Trunks

and the very messy Plops Away.

Stanley belts out another summery tune.

Demon Headmaster stars Ellie Botterill and Jordan Cramond

are here.

And we find out why Bear Grylls is pulling that face.

I can't wait to find out.

Your name backwards is Zprah.

Stanley, are you looking forward to this as well?

Yeah, yes, I sure am,

absolutely, but I'm very scared,

because you keep talking about Demon Headmaster.

He terrifies me! He's a scary guy.

But don't worry, don't worry. Pbbt! Ooh, goodness.

Don't worry. Here's a question for you.

Have you ever seen a celebrity being shaken about on a surfboard

until they can't stand any longer?

Well, you're about to.

I'm going to hide in my tent in case Demon Headmaster turns up.

It's time for Surf's Up. Ah!

Yes, thank you, Stanley. Now, this is what Surf's Up is all about.

We've got two viewers online, hoping to correctly guess how long

a celebrity can stay standing on our shaky surfboard.

Yes, and today's surfing star is

Justin, aka Andy from The Secret Life Of Boys.

Let's check out his vital statistics.

This is Justin Kendal-Sadiq, he's 19 years old, 5'9" tall,

and loves a crisp sandwich.

Though, not cheese and onion, no, sir.

Justin is a trained professional wrestler,

but could this surfboard be his toughest opponent yet?

Oh, yes, let's see if wrestling helps with surfing with no sea.

Can't wait now, on line one, we have Mez from Manchester. Hello, Mez.

Hello. Hello, buddy. How are you doing? I'm fine.

Very good. What have you been getting up to this summer,

or what are you going to get up to?

Well, I'm going to the Lake District today.

Nice! Oh, very nice, yes!

And to Blackpool on the way back.

And do you have any...can you play any instruments?

Just for myself, I just want to know.

Yes, piano. I can play the piano.

I knew it, we've got something in common. I can play the piano,

no-one believes me.

The most important question for you, Mez, is,

how many seconds do you think Justin can stay on our surfboard for?

How many seconds? 23. 23! Oh, my!

You believe in Justin. 23 seconds there. Thank you.

Well, on line two is Bettie from Somerset. Hi there, Bettie.

Hi.How are you? How have you been?

Really good.Good, good, good!

What have you been up to this summer? Anything exciting?

I've been baking.

I've been in the garden playing quite a bit. Yes!

Nice, you've been very, very busy.

And I've also been thinking about quite a bit.

Ooh, nice!

All right, well, the big question is, as Joe said,

it is a little bit tricky, but how many seconds do you think

Justin is going to be able to last on the surfboard?

14.14?

That's a one, four, that is.Nice number. Let's put that on the board.

14 seconds, well, good luck, Bettie. Good luck to both of you.

Now, of course, the caller who guesses the closest to Justin's

time will win the exclusive limited edition Summer Mash-Up beach towel!

There it is!

Very limited. You can't have one, Alex cameraman, you can't!

They're very limited. Yeah. So, Mash-Up crew,

do you think Justin's going to be decent on this surfboard?

Give him a chance! No-one's saying yes.

- Let's find out in three, two, one. - Surf's Up!

I've got this, guys!

A confident Justin there, but how long can he stay vertical?

That's the name of the game.

And he looks a little wobbly on his feet there.

He's got a relatively good stance,

but note, the arms are flailing around,

gnarly board action. Will he ride the wave or will he...

Wobbly hands, and he's down on the floor.

There he is, and the right leg goes, and he's on his backside,

legs in the air.

Oh, my goodness!

That is 14 seconds, which means, Bettie, you've got it bang on!

Congratulations, you've won the summer Mash-Up beach towel!

Oh, commiserations, Mez, don't worry cos I'm sure you

enjoyed seeing, you know,

just Justin trying to stand up on a surfboard.

Well, we're going to be chatting to Ellie

and Jordan from The Demon Headmaster in just a moment,

but before that, let's see them in action.

Now is your chance to make a fresh start.

With our help and guidance, this door is never locked.

OK, sir. "Headmaster". Headmaster.Headmaster.

I look forward to working with you both.

Look into my eyes...

Ellie and Jordan, welcome to Summer Mash-Up!

Yes!

All right, so The Demon Headmaster launched on CBBC last year.

It was a huge hit. What was the experience like for both of you?

Let's start with you, Ellie.

Well, I think the experience was amazing.

Honestly, everyone was so lovely.

The crew's amazing. Obviously, it's such a cool show to film.

Like, it's so tense, and it's so, like, exciting, and the

scripts were amazing. I think it was just a great experience. I think...

How about yourself, Jordan?

Yeah, I totally agree.

Amazing cast. Just a joy to film, a joy to be a part of.

So, I couldn't have asked for a better cast and crew.

Good stuff. Nice.

Now, the whole series is available on BBC iPlayer now,

but for those that haven't seen it, what is the show about?

Tell us a little bit about it, Ellie.

So, to summarise, I probably need to say, right, so,

me and Jordan are brother and sister in the series.

So, we go away because our mum's not very well,

so we have to go to America for her to seek treatment.OK.

And when we go away, we leave our school,

and when we come back, everything's a little bit...

- ..a little bit suspicious. - Ooh!

Yeah.It's all changed, eh?

It's been reformed, but a little bit too reformed.

What's the Demon Headmaster like in real life? Because, you know,

we already see him as this evil sort of character,

terrifying character, should I say, terrifying, I tell you!

Is he like that in real life, is what we want to know.

No. No, no, no, no.

He's not. He's the nicest guy. He is. And he's really trendy. He is.

And he constantly shows us pictures of his dog.

Imagine having that kind of power, though.

So let's say you were the Demon Headmaster for the day,

how would you use your powers, Ellie?

I'd probably... It sounds awful, but I'd probably go into shops

and pretend that I'd paid for stuff so I can get loads...

Naughty, naughty! AUDIENCE: Naughty!

100%.Oh, naughty! Jordan?

For me, I'd probably try and manipulate people, you know,

try and to get them to do my chores, homework.

- That kind of stuff. - Yeah! Yeah.

You know.I kind of like that one. Yes!

I was never good at homework either.

What's it like behind the scenes? Any embarrassing moments?

Er, OK, so...

I was on set, and I was getting quite excited to do a take,

so we were getting ready,

and I just got a little bit too excited, and I trumped.

Hey!

Nothing wrong with a trump!

Yeah, you know, that way you kind of do it, and you kind of, like,

you stop, you look around you're like, "Did anyone hear that?"

Ew. Yeah.

Well, I'm glad that me and you are two metres apart. Yeah.

Today at least, anyway.

Now, series one of The Demon Headmaster was a huge success.

It was a huge hit.

But do you have any news for us about series two?

Ooh!

Well, series two is definitely happening.Yes!

Yes!

Just maybe not as soon as we were expecting.AUDIENCE: Aw.

But it's still happening. It's still happening. It is happening.

I'm sure a lot of fans will be pleased to hear that.

Right, well, anyway, thank you so, so much,

Ellie and Jordan for being here.

Will you be sticking around to play Top Trunks?

Hopefully, yeah.Yes! Definitely, yeah.

That's exactly what we wanted to hear. Whilst you get ready for that,

I think it's time to rock.

Ah, welcome back to Stanfest.

Most of the music festivals this summer have been cancelled.

Boo, and indeed, hoo.

But do not fear, because I have been working on some music

just for you at home in TV Land.

Here's a little ditty about what animals I proper love.

Music, please, Maestro.

# Everywhere in the world live all sorts of wonderful creatures

# And here's a few of my favourites and their extraordinary features

# I'm boggled by how a sloth seems to move in slow motion

# And how when hippos sweat, they create their own sun lotion

# The howler monkey's shout

# Means they're great at spreading a rumour

# Hyenas will always laugh at your jokes

# They've a cracking sense of humour

# One day I'd like to meet them all and shake them by the paw... # Meow!

# Or say hello with a tweet or a squeak or a neigh or a massive roar

# Yes, I love all the animals, from tiny to really tall

# I've already met a few, including a moose called Paul

# He's nice

# So next time you meet an animal

# If you wouldn't mind at all

# Tell them Stanley would love to meet them

# So please could they give me a call? #

Give me a call, animals. You know I want to hear from you. Thank you!

Thank you, Manchester. Thank you, thank you.

Yes, that's quite a number, isn't it? Quite a number.

Maybe in the charts never.

Post time now, and thank you very much for everyone who has been

sending in some lovely stuff.

Look at this one to start us off with.

Now, this cracking picture, yes, it's from Maddie.

Maddie sent this in. It's a cracking drawing of us.

The word I would use to describe all three of us here is "cute".

Aw! There's Stanley.

Hello!

He's very cute. Well, here's another one from Evie, aged eight.

She sent in this amazing drawing of Stanley shouting, "Good morning!"

Thank you very much, Evie. Yes, there we go. Thank you.

And finally, Olivia here, aged nine, has done this brilliant drawing

of us three and loads of classic Mash-Up games.

Oh, that brings back memories.

Olivia also says her favourite part of the show is Competition Time.

Well, stick around, Olivia, because that's coming up very shortly. Yes!

Surprise.It is indeed,

and we've been asking on the website for your top tips

on keeping entertained during the summer months.

Yes, in fact, Charlie says he's been practising his cartoon people.

Good luck with that, Charlie. I want to see that.

And Jack says that he's been teaching his pet guinea pig,

Bart, to do some tricks. I love that name, by the way.

I love that, a guinea pig that does tricks is a guinea pig

that I would keep forever.Yes.

Right, then, so, of course, if you want to share with us

what you've been up to, anything, a drawing or a picture, please do so.

You can find out how on the Mash-Up page on the CBBC website

and, of course, you can write in to us. Yes.

And that address if you want to write in to us is...

Yes, time to play a game now, and things are about to get messy.

Let's play Top Trunks. Ooh!

Hello, welcome to Mash Up Airways! Yes! Ah!

Hoping not to get their knickers in a twist

are today's baggage handlers, Ellie and Jordan.

Lovely. Dressed lovely.

Now, of course, Ellie, Jordan, this is how the game works -

you are each standing next to a huge pile of Stanley's suitcases.

He doesn't travel light. I don't know why he doesn't.

He's off on his summer holidays, perfect timing.

However, for some reason,

he's forgotten where he's packed his swimming trunks.

I don't know why. Why?

I know, we don't know why,

but that also means that you've now got 45 seconds on the clock to try

and find as many pairs of Stanley's swimming trunks as you can.

For every pair that you do find, you get one point.

But if you find Stanley's golden... Oh, yes!

..pair of swimming trunks... I'm going to put them on, I like these.

..we will add five points to your score.

Are you ready? Yes. Yeah.

Three, two, one. Find the trunks! Here we go!

Let's go, let's go, let's go!

Jordan's onto a very fast start there.

Ellie, don't be shy, just throw them.

She's got a pair, we've got a pair already.

Ooh! Got a pair already!

Wait, I didn't know you could pack that.

Yup! Uh, uh!

Where's Stanley going on holiday? Any gold pairs yet? Any gold ones?

Very good, Ellie, make a mess.

It's not our garden, it's the Blue Peter garden, so...

Oh, come on! Ah!

We've got a hiking backpack. Maybe Stanley's off on a hike somewhere,

along with his other 20 suitcases.

Ellie, yes, Ellie! We're getting there. Come on, Jordan!

Wait, hang on! Come on, Jordan! Yup. Use those airport gloves.

Make use of them!

Oh, I left mine in there. Sorry about that.

Ooh! There's a big mess going on.

Pick the last one, five seconds!

Ah!

Oh, hang on. What's that? Ugh! I have no idea what's going on!

What is this?! Time is up!

Woo! Ellie... Jordan!

Yes! Stop it, put that suitcase down!

Before we disqualify you! Goodness! I'm sorry.

First day on the job at the airport, and you do that?

This is quite a mess, but Ellie,

if you could please tally your trunks for us, if any. OK.

OK. One, two. Two.

Three. Three, hey, three points. Good stuff.

Three trunks.Not bad, not bad.

Jordan, please, count your trunks. Right, so that's one. Mm-hm.

One. Two. Uh...

..uh, three.

You've got three. Have you got a pair of gold?

Cos I can see something...

Oh, whoa! Ah-ha-ha!

Oh! There we go!

I mean, Jordan, if you don't want the points,

we don't have to give you them.

No, no, no, I was like, "Oh, it's three, it's three."

Well done, Jordan's the winner.

And you can watch it back if you don't believe us,

cos I'm not sure either. Yeah. Ugh. Ah, lovely.

Hello, everyone. Can I just grab my suitcase.

Ah! Ah! What are you doing?

Ellie and Jordan, would you do this in your own homes?

Would you do this on the set of The Demon Headmaster?

Clean it all up, now! Stanley, Stanley. What?

Isn't that the Demon Headmaster over there? He's coming in now.

Ah! His eyes are... This is a nightmare!

Well, that's got rid of him.

Postcard time now.

Let's have a look at who's been in touch with us this week.

Hmm.

Wales. I love Wales.

NGU - never give up.

Favourite day of the year, Christmas Day, altogether.

I love it, I love it.

Yes, I can, but pretty badly - the guitar and the piano.

Home-made carrot cake that Shara, my wife, makes. It's amazing.

Why don't ducks tell jokes when they're flying?

In case they QUACK up.

Thank you very much, Bear. Thank you.

Now, of course, does anybody want to win any goodies?

Well, it's Competition Time!

Yes! Yes! Yes!

I've just realised I've still got me pants on,

but I'm going to work them. And now, this summer,

we're giving one lucky viewer

the chance to win a great truckload of prizes. Look at this.

We've already got some Summer Mash-Up goodies in there,

and the exclusive limited edition, Alex cameraman can't have it,

Summer Mash-Up beach towel!

Oh, yes, and each week, we're adding more prizes in,

especially from our celebrity guests.

Last time, we had Strictly. The Strictly goodies are in there.

But right now, let's find out what Ellie and Jordan have for us.

Ellie, what do you have?

So, I have a Jamie Johnson T-shirt.

Yes. That I got during the series that they gave to all the cast.

Oh, yes! Official, official. Thank you very much.

Pop it down. Thank you.

OK, Jordan, my, my, what do we have?

Yes, well, we have some Demon Headmaster posters that were

used during the filming... They've been on the telly. They have.

And we also have an exclusive Demon Headmaster mug.

Very nice. Please place them on the table. Thank you very much, Jordan.

They've been on the telly! Thank you, sir.

Now, one lucky viewer will win all these lovely prizes.

To be in with a chance of winning, just answer this question,

To enter, head to the CBBC website...

Now, we'll be adding, believe it or not,

even more goodies into this next week, so get entering.

Over to you, Harpz Kaur.

Thank you very much, Joe Tasker.

Well, coming up shortly is music by the one

and the only Paige Turley, everyone.

Paige, what are you going to be performing for us later?

So, today, we are going to be performing Movin' Too Fast

with The House And Garage Orchestra.

Ooh, nice! I cannot wait because that's one of my favourite songs.

How are you spending your summer, Paige?

So, we've actually just recently moved to Manchester,

so we're still discovering the city.

And here's hoping we get some sun for it.Wow. Welcome to the north.

And what's the next chapter for you, Paige? What's next?

There is lots of exciting stuff, so we have more music coming.

The remix of Movin' Too Fast was actually out last week,

and there's lots of fashion and beauty stuff coming as well.

So it's going to be exciting. How exciting!

You're keeping busy, we like it. We can't wait to hear from you later,

but for now, give it up for Paige Turley, everyone.

Now, you be good, little puppy dog.

Hey, Harpz.Yeah?

Yeah, I've adopted a dog for the day,

and he's really lovely and cute.

Aw, can I take him for a walk, please?

Of course you can. He's just inside there.

Oh, OK. Go and see the puppy, go and see the puppy.

Nobody can resist... Aw, he's so cute!

Ah! Whoa, whoa.

Whoa, whoa.

That was weird. I wasn't expecting that.

Perhaps she's not good with animals.

Hi, Stanley. Joe told me you got a new dog.

Is it OK if I feed him one of these treats?

Of course, Jordan, yeah, be my guest. He's just inside there.

Yeah, go in, he's very nice.

Oh, Oh, dear. Argh!

Whoa, whoa. Oh, no! A bit dramatic...

For some reason, I don't know why,

I don't believe you've got a dog in there.

Well, of course I have, Joe Tasker. He's as good as gold.

I just think that people round here just don't know what

they're doing with him.

OK, I love dogs. Please can I see him? Please, please, please?

Yeah, yeah. Ah! Yes, go in there and say hello.

Ah, oh, oh!

Whoa, oh, Joe Tasker! Oh, what's happened to you?!

This is ridiculous. I really don't know what all the fuss is about.

Here, Fluffy. Come to Stanley. That's my good doggy. Come on.

That's it. There he is. Look, he's a lovely cute little...

Oh, he's upside down, he's upside down. Sorry, little Fluffy.

He's so cute.

Ah! Oh! Oh, gosh!

Oh, no! Argh! Argh!

Yes, and welcome.

We are about to get messy now in Plops Away.

Hoping to dodge the droppings today are Ellie and Jordan.

Hey!

He's already got a bit of plop on him. I know, I know!

No, he hasn't. Stop it.

Right, you're both sat beneath our resident Mash-Up seagulls,

Max and Harvey. Mm-hmm.

But they've both been eating a lot of ice creams today,

which means they're definitely ready to plop.

Are you guys feeling nervous about what's coming up?

Yeah. Yeah, I got a wee taster, so yes.

Oh, good, cos you should be. It's good luck that, Jordan.

Ah, yes. Here's how the game works. Ellie and Jordan,

you'll each be paired up with a Mash-Up viewer at home.

Now, playing with Ellie is Henna from Birmingham. Hello, Henna.

Hello!

Hello, yes, how's your summer going so far?

It's going good.

Very good. It's only going to get better now.

And could you tell me, have you got any strange hidden talents?

Yeah, I can get my toe and put it on my head.

You can put your toe on your head. Please, can we have an exclusive?

Can we see?

Yeah. OK, I'm ready for this.

It's a toe on a head, everyone!

Yes, it's a toe on a head. Well, good luck to you. Yeah.

And playing with Jordan is Thomas from Buckinghamshire. Hello, Thomas.

Hi.How are you doing?

Good.Good. What have you been up to this summer?

I've been learning to solve a Rubik's cube.

Oh, yes.

I've been trying for so many years, Thomas,

and I've never quite got there, so well done, you.

The problem there is, Harpz, you need a Rubik's cube.

Yeah, actually, that's a good point.

Now, the rules of the game are simple.

Both Henna and Thomas will take turns to answer

general knowledge questions.

Now, if they answer a question incorrectly,

then their celebrity will be receiving a plop on their head

from the seagull above.

I love it.

But, but, but, if they get the answer right,

the opposing celebrity receives the plop. Yes, sneaky.

And, of course, whoever answers the most questions

correctly in 90 seconds wins the Summer Mash-Up beach towel.

Yes! There it is. I want one. You can't have one, Alex.

They're so limited. I love it.

Now, of course, whoever loses does go home empty-handed.

However, their celebrity will be on the receiving end of a huge

douse of droppings, something we like to call the Super Pooper.

They can plop, these seagulls, believe me. I've seen it.

Well, you've already experienced it. I've had it, yeah.

You're fully aware. Smells quite nice.So, callers, are you ready?

Yeah.

Yes, Ellie and Jordan, are you ready? No.

I know, but we're going to do it anyway.

And Max and Harvey, are you both ready?

Oh, wow!

They're ready all right. We'll take that as a yes.

Right, then, in that case, three, two, one, Plops Away!

OK, here we go. Henna, how many colours are there in a rainbow?

Seven. Correct, yes.

Jordan, plops away for you.

Oh, yeah. Over to you, Thomas.

What are the ancient Egyptians famous for building?

Pyramids.That is correct, which means, Ellie, plops away.

OK. What are we doing?

Henna, Loch Ness can be found in which country?

Er...

Er... Have a guess.

Africa? Not Africa, no. It was Scotland.

Unfortunately, Ellie, you plops away right now.

Back to you, Thomas.

Which planet is closest to the sun?

Erm... Saturn?

Saturn? I'm so sorry, that's incorrect,

which means Jordan, plops away!

Take that, Jordan.Take it, take it.

That was such a calm plop.

OK, back to you, Henna.

Is a frog or a reptile or an amphibian?

A reptile.

It's an amphibian, unfortunately. Ellie, it's plops away for you.

Strong plop.Thomas, back to you.

Who is Bart Simpson's dad?

Erm...

Who is his dad?

No? No.Any guesses?

Oh, I'm so sorry, which means, I think, Jordan...

Yeah, Jordan's getting a plop there. Jordan's got to get the plop.

It was Homer.

Henna, listen up, Henna.

Honey is made by which insect?

Bee.

Yes, it's bees! Plops away for Jordan.

Let's round it off. There we go.

Are you feeling all right, Jordan and Ellie?

Yeah.

You look brilliant. Harpz, then, what are the results?Well,

I can reveal the caller who answered the most questions correctly

was Henna, everybody!

Which means you are today's winner,

and you get to take home our very special Summer Mash-Up beach towel.

Yes!

Now, unfortunately, Jordan, commiserations there

because you will be getting a huge, unforgiving plop,

something we call the Super Pooper.

I'm making it so dramatic, I love it. Are you ready? Er, no.

It's coming for you, in three, two, one,

drop the plop!

Oh, my goodness!

He's taking it!

Jordan, buddy, buddy, how are you feeling?

Well, I mean, I can't actually see. I don't know what that means.

I don't know what that seagull's been eating.

Actually, it feels quite nice. A nice shampoo, yeah.

Well, thank you very much, everyone, for playing today,

and thanks to you all for watching. And thanks to Ellie and Jordan.

Yes, thank you very much.

Join us next time, when we'll be joined by Ash Palmisciano,

and, of course, Bradley Johnson from Emmerdale.

Plus a performance from Donel.

Ooh! And thank you very much to all of our guests,

and to our callers, and to everybody at home.

Yes. Now we shall leave you with a lovely performance

from Paige Turley, of Movin' Too Fast.

Thank you very much, and farewell. Bye-bye!

# Ooh, you're movin' too fast and I don't think it's right

# I'm not giving up on love tonight

# Now, ooh, you're movin' too fast

# Better sit back, relax

# I'm not giving up on love tonight

# Made a sound, no understanding

# Boy, I know what you're demanding

# And it's time for me to let you know, ooh, ooh

# Never be without hope to play this game

# Far too serious within the same

# Stop it, please, there ain't no possibility

# Don't you put your dirty hands, your dirty hands on me

# Ooh, you're movin' too fast and I don't think it's right

# I'm not giving up on love tonight

# Now, ooh, you're movin' too fast

# Better sit back, relax

# I'm not giving up on love tonight

# Made a sound, no understanding

# Boy, I know what you're demanding

# And it's time for me to let you know

# Ooh, ooh

# Never be without hope to play this game

# Far too serious within the same

# Stop it, please, it ain't no possibility

# Don't you put your dirty hands, your dirty hands on me

# Ooh, you're movin' too fast

# And I don't think it's right

# I'm not giving up on love tonight

# Now, ooh, you're movin' too fast

# Better sit back, relax

# I'm not giving up on love tonight

# Ooh, you're movin' too fast

# And I don't think it's right

# I'm not giving up on love tonight

# Now, ooh, you're movin' too fast

# Better sit back, relax

# I'm not giving up on love tonight

# Ooh, you're movin' too fast

# And I don't think it's right

# I'm not giving up on love tonight

# Now, ooh, you're movin' too fast

# Better sit back, relax

# I'm not giving up on love tonight

# Don't put your hands on me, baby #.

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