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♪ ♪
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[WHOOSHING]
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After we dump this in
storage, let's hit the bar
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and see if we can get a cute
lieutenant to argue with me.
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Interesting. Why would you want that?
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I don't know. Getting some
uptight hunk all wound up
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- just gets me all...
- ENERGY SPHERE: Supplicate yourselves!
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- Ah! What the heck?
- Whoa. It's one of
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those transdimensional energy creatures.
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Behold and tremble at... [GRUNTS]
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Quick, Tendi, grab me
one of those canisters.
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Wait, shouldn't we call security?
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- I will destroy you.
- No, no.
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We can use this thing for
all sorts of cool stuff.
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Hey, grab the pod. We
can figure it out later.
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He's a sentient creature.
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Are-are we even allowed
to stuff him in something?
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He's a bad guy. He zaps people.
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I shall make a feast of your misery!
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- [GRUNTS]
- No, wait! Don't put me in the pod!
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I-I can grant you wishes.
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And I'm listening.
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I can rearrange air molecules
into whatever you want.
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Even one of those fancy new tricorders
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- with the purple stripe?
- Ooh, those are nice.
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Oh, that would use up a lot of my...
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- [GRUNTS]
- [GROANS] Okay, okay.
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Just... I'll try.
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[GRUNTING]
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[GROANS] There.
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That's... There you go.
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- Where's the power cell, dude?
- What, really?
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Like I was going to ask for something
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that didn't come with batteries.
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Okay, okay.
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[GRUNTING]
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Thank you. [LAUGHS]
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[BOTH CHUCKLING]
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FREEMAN: I really got to
think of something cool
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- to say when we're going to warp.
- Die, mortal!
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Something like "It's warp time!"
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What do you think of that?
Is that good for you?
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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Hmm.
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[MARINER LAUGHING]
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What you watching?
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Oh, it's this video of
Vice Admiral Gibson
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falling off a stage during
peace negotiations.
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You got to check it out.
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- [SCREAMING]
- [BOTH LAUGHING]
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- Ah, it's classic.
- Guess which command ensign
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just scored the best
assignment on the ship.
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- Uh, Castro?
- No, not Castro.
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[GROANS] Too bad.
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- She's the best.
- Castro's overrated.
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Just because she served
on the Enterprise
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- for, like, one minute...
- Ooh, was it P'jok?
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That guy can do anything,
and what a snack. [GROWLS]
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No! It's me. I got it.
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I'm the guy that got it, okay?
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I'm gonna be piloting General
K'orin down to Tulgana 4.
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K'orin. How do I know that name?
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Maybe because he's like
one of the most decorated,
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battle-hardened Klingon
warriors in history?
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Or maybe it's just 'cause all
Klingon names sound the same?
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Like, they all have an
apostrophe for some reason.
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Yes. That's it.
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Well, clearly I'm being rewarded
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for all the hours I log
into the simulator.
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Your idea of a reward is an escort run?
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Oh, you have the bar set way too low.
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What's punishment?
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Something actually fun?
What is wrong with you?
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Look, all I know is, I'll be
flying down to a bustling,
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exotic planet while
you're stuck right here.
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Uh, check yourself.
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It doesn't get more exotic than this.
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All right, nobody talk to me.
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I got to brush up on my formal
Klingon greetings, okay?
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[CLEARS THROAT] Nuqneh, nuqneh!
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Yeah, keep it subtle. Nuqneh.
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[RUTHERFORD GRUNTING]
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Well, if you see an unaligned
EPS conduit, don't call me.
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Mine are aligned as hell.
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Wait, aren't there, like,
a hundred of those?
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How long have you been in there?
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A solid week.
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Crawling through cramped ducts,
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prying open panels, and
adjusting red-hot power cables.
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Look, look look. I've got
blisters on my blisters.
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Oh, wow, you must be
so relieved to be done.
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Oh, I'm not done.
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Now I get to recalibrate everything.
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That's another three,
four days in the tubes!
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Oh, but I thought we were gonna watch
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the Trivoli pulsar together?
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Oh, I did promise you I'd do that.
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Well, don't worry. Some
people agree to do stuff
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when they don't actually mean
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- they're going to do it.
- No, no, no, no.
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I'm Starfleet. I never
go back on my word.
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Eh... you know,
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if I quit my job in Engineering
and switch divisions,
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I wouldn't have to be
in the tubes at all.
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Really?! Oh, you can do that?
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- Sure. When's the pulsar?
- 0800.
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Ah! This really means a lot.
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I don't have a lot of friends yet,
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and doing science on my
own really bums me out,
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- so thanks, Rutherford.
- [DOOR WHOOSHES OPEN]
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All right, looks like I just have to...
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find a new career.
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[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
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Uh...
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Ooh! Pew, pew, pew.
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Good work, gents. Let's
keep her right and tight.
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Pew, pew, pew.
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Uh... [STAMMERS]
At ease, carry on. Sorry.
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- [MARINER SLURPING]
- What? Mariner?
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[MOUTH FULL] Oh, hey,
Boimler. You want some?
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What are you doing? Get out of here.
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You're getting broth on the controls.
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- I got to prep for takeoff.
- Oh, I know. I'm coming with.
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You got the same mission
assignment as me? How?
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Pulled some strings.
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I mean, you made this
sound so rewarding,
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I just had to see you
in action. Keep reading.
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I'm your copilot?
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You're taking on more
work? Just to bug me?
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Calm down, man. We can't
have you co-flying angry.
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I need you co-calm.
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Ooh, nice dress uniform.
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- You getting married after this?
- No.
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- I wish you would take this seriously.
- I am.
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Ooh! This is the new shuttle
with the blast shield. Yeah!
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- ♪ It's a blast shield, it's a blast shield ♪
- Stop it. No. It-it works.
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- ♪ It comes down and it goes up ♪
- It works, okay?
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- ♪ Blast shield! ♪
- You don't have to... Stop it. Stop it!
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[TAKES DEEP BREATH]
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Rutherford, great work on the EPS grid.
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[CHUCKLES] I wish I had
more engineers like you.
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My life would be a lot simpler.
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Uh, th-thanks. Uh, can
we talk for a second?
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Just for a second? Don't
tease me. Come on, man.
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You're my number-one-
with-a-bullet systems guy.
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I got time for you in spades.
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Um... [CHUCKLES, EXHALES]
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I just wanted to let you know
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that I'm going to be exploring
other opportunities on the ship.
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[ALL GASP]
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Are you saying what I think
you're saying, Ensign?
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Uh, I'd like to request a
transfer out of Engineering.
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Consider your request...
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granted! [CHUCKLES]
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Oh, man, this is exciting.
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I'm sure wherever you end up,
they'll be lucky to have you.
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- Rutherford! Rutherford!
- Aw, thanks, guys.
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- Rutherford!
- I'm gonna miss you. [SIGHS]
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- [SIGHS]
- MARINER: Buried alive...
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- Marooned for eternity... Moons of Nibia.
- Ugh. Unbelievable.
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- [GRUNTS]
- [GROANING]
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Oh, sorry. I keep having
this awesome dream.
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General K'orin is gonna
be here any second.
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Let me do the talking. I've
been studying him all day.
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- Is he single?
- Will you just...?!
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[EXHALES SHARPLY] Rein it in.
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We need to show him
deference and respect.
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[DOOR WHOOSHES OPEN]
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General K'orin.
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It is an honor to escort you, sir.
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Allow me to say...
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- Nuqneh.
- [SCREAMING]
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- [GRUNTS]
- [GASPS]
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- [BOTH GRUNTING]
- BOIMLER: Oh, no. No, no, no.
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[HIGH-PITCHED] Mariner, what
are you doing?! What? No!
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What are you doing? What...?
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- No!
- [BOTH LAUGHING]
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Starfleet has made you soft, Mariner.
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[SCOFFS] Not as soft
as your ngech, K'orin!
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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Wait, wait, wait. W-W-Wait.
Hold on, hold on.
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Do you two know each other?
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Yeah. We did some off-the-books
gray ops stuff back in the day.
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We're, like, the same
age. Back in what day?
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Now they've got you pushing PADDs
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on a ship full of children.
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- Well, can't beat four weeks' shore leave.
- [BOIMLER CLEARS THROAT]
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Well, general, as I was saying, Nuq...
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[GRUNTS] Okay. Yeah, just
holding your sword, then.
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I must update you on my many
sexual conquests, Mariner.
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MARINER: What, both of them?
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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[MARINER AND K'ORIN SINGING IN KLINGON]
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Okay, you go down.
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[BOTH SINGING IN KLINGON]
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There we go.
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Where did you even get flagons?
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Boy! Land in Little Qo'noS. I want gagh!
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Uh, well, my orders were
actually to deliver you
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to the Federation
outpost so you could...
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Copilot, just set us down
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in the Klingon district.
The man wants hot worms.
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Yes, sir.
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Coming right up.
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Do you remember Jaxxa Prime,
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the commander who didn't believe
you about rectal insectoids?
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Ha! Yeah, I got chewed out,
but his ass got chewed up.
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[SPUTTERS, LAUGHS]
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[TAKES DEEP BREATH]
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TULGANA 4 SECURITY:
Federation shuttlecraft,
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this is Tulgana 4 space traffic control.
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Landing code challenge epsilon.
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Transmitting confirmation on
secure channel gamma sev...
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- [MARINER AND K'ORIN LAUGHING]
- [GRUNTS]
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Will you two please be quiet
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so we don't get shot
out of the sky? Whoa!
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[EXHALES]
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Sending confirmation
code now. Thank you.
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[GRUNTS] Mm, mm.
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[SNORING, BABBLING]
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Mmm, the smell of a Klingon district.
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We'll have to get the
shuttle washed for sure.
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If anyone asks, this was your call.
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Okay, snippy.
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Ooh, yeah, I'm snippy.
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Drinking, landing in
an unsecured district?
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That's how you choose
to represent Starfleet?
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Me and the general are blood-bonded.
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It would have been weird
if I acted all stuffy.
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He's passed out and he
pooped on his sword.
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He's a lightweight. I
mean, don't sweat it.
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We'll get him a hot cup of raktajino,
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- he will be ready to go.
- Oh, no.
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- Oh...
- Oh, no!
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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The shuttle! The
shuttle! What the hell?!
240
00:09:19,116 --> 00:09:21,435
- No.
- Ha. Classic K'orin.
241
00:09:21,519 --> 00:09:23,813
Ah, he did this on Vulcan. And on Earth.
242
00:09:23,896 --> 00:09:25,481
He steals a lot of things.
243
00:09:25,564 --> 00:09:27,984
We are stranded here
because of your recklessness.
244
00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:30,319
Oh, relax. We can just
beam back to the Cerritos
245
00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,154
and remotely trigger
the return autopilot.
246
00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:33,364
[DEVICE BEEPING]
247
00:09:33,447 --> 00:09:35,491
Sure, yeah, if Tulgana
4 wasn't protected
248
00:09:35,574 --> 00:09:39,328
by an ion field that restricts
comms and transporters!
249
00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:40,955
Do you even read the mission brief?
250
00:09:41,038 --> 00:09:42,790
I'm sorry, I skimmed almost most of it
251
00:09:42,873 --> 00:09:44,542
and read some of the captions, so...
252
00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:46,335
[GROANS, PANTING]
253
00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,819
- Dude, where are you going?
- I'm tracking down our shuttle.
254
00:09:48,820 --> 00:09:50,780
If we're not back to it
by the next rotation,
255
00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:52,799
- we'll be court-martialed!
- Don't knock it till you've tried it.
256
00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:55,386
This is serious! I think we're
violating the Khitomer Accords!
257
00:09:55,469 --> 00:09:57,429
Yeah, I don't want to go
to a penal colony either,
258
00:09:57,471 --> 00:09:58,973
but I am not going to speed-walk.
259
00:09:59,056 --> 00:10:00,683
What is this speed-walking?
260
00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:02,686
- You know we're going the same speed.
- Stop it.
261
00:10:02,687 --> 00:10:04,647
It's to conserve energy.
Section 31 does this.
262
00:10:08,482 --> 00:10:10,860
Yes, General K'orin was
here a short while ago.
263
00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:14,864
It was my honor to serve
him a warrior's meal.
264
00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:17,199
[GRUNTS, CLEARS THROAT]
Do you know where he went?
265
00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:19,201
- Are you tracking him?
- Oh, well, I, uh...
266
00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:20,661
Whew, I think, uh...
267
00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:23,080
Uh, no, we-we want to kneel before him
268
00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:26,250
and lick his boots like the
Federation dogs we are.
269
00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:29,003
He went north, in
search of stronger ale.
270
00:10:29,086 --> 00:10:32,006
- He was already wasted.
- [GRUNTS] Is that a problem?
271
00:10:32,089 --> 00:10:35,384
Uh, no. I mean, uh,
drinking to excess is cool.
272
00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:36,634
All right, come on. There's
an Andorian district
273
00:10:36,635 --> 00:10:37,678
just north of here.
274
00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:39,930
So we're Federation dogs, huh?
275
00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:41,734
Hey, if it got us what
we needed, woof woof.
276
00:10:41,817 --> 00:10:43,817
I know this is fun, but we
really need to get back.
277
00:10:43,818 --> 00:10:44,827
I'm not having fun.
278
00:10:44,870 --> 00:10:46,310
MARINER: Geez, these guys are acting
279
00:10:46,311 --> 00:10:48,064
like they've never seen
a Starfleet uniform.
280
00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:49,565
Well, they're Kaelons,
281
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,400
and Kaelons are
notoriously isolationist.
282
00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,402
And that... [GRUNTS]
283
00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,946
- [ROARS]
- Oh, shoot, sorry. That's my fault.
284
00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:58,032
Boimler, let's keep moving.
285
00:10:58,115 --> 00:11:00,201
No, no, no, I need to
apologize in his native tongue.
286
00:11:00,284 --> 00:11:02,119
Let me think. He's a, uh, a Taxor.
287
00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:05,206
Right, and they communicate
through guttural tones.
288
00:11:05,407 --> 00:11:08,107
_
289
00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:09,251
[ROARS]
290
00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:10,419
[SHOUTS, WHIMPERS]
291
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,213
Hey back off, blue!
292
00:11:12,256 --> 00:11:13,696
No! Don't hit him! We have a treaty!
293
00:11:13,697 --> 00:11:16,116
[SIGHS, GRUNTS]
294
00:11:16,317 --> 00:11:18,317
_
295
00:11:18,719 --> 00:11:19,970
[GRUNTS, PANTING]
296
00:11:20,171 --> 00:11:22,871
_
297
00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:25,559
RANSOM: You made the right choice
298
00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:27,144
transferring into Command, son.
299
00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:28,562
Nothing compares to the firm,
300
00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:30,481
hot pulse of a joystick in your hand.
301
00:11:30,564 --> 00:11:32,608
The bridge is where the action is.
302
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:33,984
Should be interesting, sir.
303
00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:35,945
Let's start with a
classic bridge simulation.
304
00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:37,780
Computer, Command Trainer 43.
305
00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:40,991
COMPUTER: Initiating
advanced simulation.
306
00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:42,910
Ensign, the bridge is yours.
307
00:11:42,993 --> 00:11:45,788
Be gentle but attentive. Get
her where she needs to be.
308
00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:48,791
- Guide her home.
- Okeydokey. [CHUCKLES]
309
00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:51,460
Uh, maintain course.
310
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,129
- [ALL SCREAMING]
- [ALARM BLARING]
311
00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:55,297
Captain, we're being
drawn into a temporal rift.
312
00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,133
- Uh... Uh...
- Shields at ten percent!
313
00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:59,468
- Warp core breach in 30 seconds, Captain!
- Oh, man.
314
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:00,803
Captain, we need orders!
315
00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:04,598
Uh, uh... maintain course?
316
00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:06,225
COMPUTER: Ship destroyed.
317
00:12:06,308 --> 00:12:08,144
Casualties: 105%
318
00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:10,312
Wait. How did I kill more
than the whole crew?
319
00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:12,148
Okay, that was a rough start.
320
00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:13,816
FYI, in situations like that,
321
00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:16,152
try employing the Janeway Protocol.
322
00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:18,154
Got it. And what's that?
323
00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:19,989
[LAUGHS] Good one.
324
00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:22,112
All right, let's try something
more straightforward.
325
00:12:22,113 --> 00:12:23,325
Computer, Command Trainer 4.
326
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:27,163
COMPUTER: Initiating
basic training simulation.
327
00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:30,166
Captain, we're directly in
the path of a small asteroid.
328
00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:31,500
Should we move to avoid?
329
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:33,502
Uh, do the Janeway Protocol.
330
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,671
Uh, are you sure, sir?
331
00:12:35,754 --> 00:12:37,548
- Yes?
- [THUDDING AND SCREAMING]
332
00:12:37,631 --> 00:12:39,231
- Collision alert, sir.
- [ALARM BLARING]
333
00:12:39,232 --> 00:12:41,090
The kindergarten on
Deck Eight, it's gone!
334
00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:42,970
- Uh, uh...
- [THUDDING]
335
00:12:43,053 --> 00:12:44,054
SIMULATED ENSIGN: No.
336
00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:46,056
No, no, no. Now the pre-K is gone.
337
00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:49,018
All the ship's children
have been ejected into space.
338
00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:51,020
- All those kids...
- RANSOM: Freeze program.
339
00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:52,730
In thousands of simulations,
340
00:12:52,813 --> 00:12:55,149
that's literally never happened before.
341
00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:58,444
Let's try another one, on a
ship with even more children.
342
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,991
I can't believe I messed
up so bad with that Taxor.
343
00:13:04,074 --> 00:13:05,993
I've read, like, five books about them.
344
00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:07,703
Hey, don't sweat it, B. I got you.
345
00:13:07,786 --> 00:13:09,666
That's even worse. You
didn't study them at all.
346
00:13:09,667 --> 00:13:10,873
I study by doing, you know?
347
00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:12,875
Maybe you need to spend
less time in the library
348
00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:14,518
and more time letting Boimler get nasty.
349
00:13:14,519 --> 00:13:15,878
No. I need to up my studying,
350
00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:17,401
spend even more time in the library.
351
00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:19,256
Whatever, man. Just
hang here for a second.
352
00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:21,091
I got to go blood-pee some blood wine,
353
00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:23,844
maybe get some intel on the general.
354
00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:27,097
Oh. I see we both have a thing for red.
355
00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:29,099
- Uh, me, what, red? What?
- Your shirt.
356
00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:30,893
- We match.
- Oh.
357
00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:33,562
Uh, yes, well, this is my work shirt.
358
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:36,398
- And I'm Ensign...
- Ensign Brad Boimler. I know.
359
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:40,236
I can sense your thoughts, your desires.
360
00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:42,571
[WHISPERS] I know you like jamaharon.
361
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,240
[STAMMERS]
362
00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:46,283
Mm... [LAUGHS SOFTLY]
363
00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:49,745
[BOTH SCREAMING]
364
00:13:49,828 --> 00:13:51,205
Mariner, what the hell?!
365
00:13:51,288 --> 00:13:52,706
That thing is an Anabaj.
366
00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:54,875
It's gonna implant eggs
in your throat, dummy.
367
00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:56,919
- What are you... [SHOUTS]
- [HISSING]
368
00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:59,797
I know you still want it.
369
00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:01,632
I can hear your nasty boy thoughts.
370
00:14:01,715 --> 00:14:04,218
Jamaharon. This boy wants jamaharon!
371
00:14:04,301 --> 00:14:05,511
[SCREAMS]
372
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:07,930
Love your sarong.
373
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:09,413
- You okay, Boims?
- Yeah, I just...
374
00:14:09,428 --> 00:14:10,908
I-I've never even heard of an Anabaj.
375
00:14:10,909 --> 00:14:12,182
How did you know?
376
00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:13,936
Affinity for red, drawn
to the weak-minded.
377
00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:16,772
Plus, I kind of dated one once,
but only to make my mom mad.
378
00:14:16,855 --> 00:14:17,855
Weak-minded? [SHOUTS]
379
00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:19,698
An Andorian in the
bathroom said the general's
380
00:14:19,699 --> 00:14:21,179
at a bar just down the road. Come on.
381
00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:22,987
You can tell me about jamaharon later.
382
00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:25,656
Ah, you're doing a bang-up job
383
00:14:25,673 --> 00:14:27,073
with that endocrine system, Ensign.
384
00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:28,575
It's not so different from engineering.
385
00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:30,376
The heart's an engine.
The brain's a computer.
386
00:14:30,377 --> 00:14:32,621
The eyes are a different kind
of computer. No... cameras.
387
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,265
- Eyes are cameras. Camera eyes.
- Sure.
388
00:14:34,268 --> 00:14:35,728
Whatever you need to tell yourself.
389
00:14:35,812 --> 00:14:37,960
The next part gets dicey.
Keep him distracted.
390
00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:39,763
Are you sure you don't
want me to reroute...
391
00:14:39,764 --> 00:14:40,764
Go chat him up!
392
00:14:40,765 --> 00:14:43,425
That's an order! Tendi, exoscalpel.
393
00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:46,677
Uh, hi. I'm supposed to
distract you from all this stuff
394
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,880
- over here, so...
- I'm gonna be okay, though, right?
395
00:14:48,964 --> 00:14:51,124
My implant says there's only
a small chance you'll die.
396
00:14:51,174 --> 00:14:52,975
- What? How small?
- 18%. Oh, uh...
397
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:55,458
Now it's up to 20. You might
want to control that heart rate.
398
00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:56,410
- Oh, God, I'm gonna die!
- [RAPID BEEPING]
399
00:14:56,428 --> 00:14:57,913
What the hell are you saying to him?
400
00:14:57,996 --> 00:14:59,648
- Just calm him down.
- Uh, uh...
401
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,652
Take your mind off of this.
Uh, think about work.
402
00:15:01,653 --> 00:15:04,053
- Think about the warp core.
- I got burned in the warp core!
403
00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:06,322
Those are dilithium burns?
How are you still alive, man?
404
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:07,531
You should be dead!
405
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:09,992
Get out of here! Tendi, take over.
406
00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:11,785
- Wait, but...
- [WHISPERS] Sorry.
407
00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:14,288
Don't worry, you're looking
just fine, inside and out.
408
00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:17,458
Oh, my God. Oh, thank God.
That robot said I was dying.
409
00:15:17,541 --> 00:15:20,044
Listen, kid, you're great
at digging around in a body,
410
00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:22,087
but if you can't muster up
some bedside manner,
411
00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:24,798
you may as well be with
the grunts in security.
412
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:26,467
Welcome to security.
413
00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:28,886
Why don't we throw you into
the fire and see if you burn?
414
00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:32,931
Computer, initiate Combat
Simulation Smorgasborg.
415
00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:34,183
COMPUTER: Initiating.
416
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:35,726
[SHOUTS] Borg!
417
00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:37,353
Oh, crap. I don't know how to fight.
418
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:40,606
I don't know how to fight.
Maybe this thing does?
419
00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:44,318
[LAUGHS] O-Okay.
420
00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:46,904
[GRUNTING] Oh, I can do that?
421
00:15:48,155 --> 00:15:50,532
Ha, man. Ha!
422
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,701
[GRUNTS] Take that. Chop, chop, bang!
423
00:15:54,953 --> 00:15:56,664
Karate! Ha, ha.
424
00:16:01,418 --> 00:16:03,170
In the name of the Prophets.
425
00:16:03,253 --> 00:16:05,339
I-I put people into that simulation
426
00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:07,508
so they can learn how
to deal with defeat.
427
00:16:07,591 --> 00:16:11,178
Ensign, you are a natural-born warrior.
428
00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:12,721
Oh. Okeydokey.
429
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:16,600
Keep your head down.
Andorians don't mess around.
430
00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:18,844
Um, Andorians were a founding
member of the Federation.
431
00:16:18,845 --> 00:16:21,397
Please don't explain them to
me. I can look out for myself.
432
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,120
You want to tell me
about Tellarites, too?
433
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:25,108
Maybe shut up and keep
an eye out for the shuttle?
434
00:16:25,191 --> 00:16:26,271
- How about that?
- [SHOUTS]
435
00:16:26,272 --> 00:16:28,900
No, you're hurting me. Please.
436
00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:30,698
[GRUNTS] My bones.
437
00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:32,741
- [SHOUTS] They're killing him!
- [GASPS] Boimler!
438
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,743
Please, no. I-I can explain.
439
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,537
Explain it to my boot.
440
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:38,205
- [LASER ZAPS]
- [GRUNTS]
441
00:16:38,288 --> 00:16:40,288
Starfleet! I order you to
step away from the elder.
442
00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:42,251
You idiot! That's no elder, it's...
443
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:45,087
- [LAUGHS] Now I'm a little boy.
- [BOIMLER GROANS]
444
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:46,922
A shapeshifter? Ah, boo.
445
00:16:47,005 --> 00:16:49,591
That Vendorian is a thief,
and you let him get away!
446
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:52,469
They must be working together! [GRUNTS]
447
00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:55,931
[ROARS]
448
00:16:56,014 --> 00:16:57,014
[CLAMORING]
449
00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:58,934
[GRUNTING]
450
00:16:59,017 --> 00:17:00,436
Oh, no! Aah!
451
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:08,068
Stand down. This is in violation
of the Tulganan Neutrality Pact.
452
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:10,529
[GRUNTS, SCREAMS]
453
00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:12,614
[SCREAMS]
454
00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:20,414
- [BOIMLER SHOUTING]
- Kirk hands!
455
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:23,625
Hello, alien people.
456
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,085
Alien creatures and beings.
457
00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:26,795
Look up here. Thank you. Okay.
458
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,199
I would be happy to hand you
all your asses, but right now,
459
00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:31,654
we're kind of on a deadline, so
how about instead of fighting,
460
00:17:31,655 --> 00:17:33,343
the next five rounds are on me?
461
00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:35,971
[ALL CHEERING]
462
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:39,308
It's cool. I stole it from that Taxor!
463
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:41,518
[GRUNTS] Excuse me,
sir. I don't know you.
464
00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:43,812
That is Starfleet property
you're handling.
465
00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:47,733
[GROANS]
466
00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:49,485
Ah, apparently, we just missed K'orin.
467
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:51,368
- If we hurry, maybe we can get him.
- [SIGHS]
468
00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:53,155
- I don't even care anymore.
- What?
469
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:55,391
- Oh, man, how much blood did you lose?
- Ow. [SIGHS]
470
00:17:55,474 --> 00:17:56,949
This whole time, I've either
been one step behind you
471
00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:58,009
or totally in the dark.
472
00:17:58,010 --> 00:17:59,828
Yeah, but only because
I'm pretty amazing.
473
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,663
[SIGHS] Look, everyone has bad days.
474
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:03,427
All that studying, and
where did it get me?
475
00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:04,792
Klingon threw a knife at my head.
476
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:06,376
I nearly got eggs laid in my throat.
477
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:08,296
Those guys at the bar wanted to eat me.
478
00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:09,797
What is that? What are you doing?
479
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,882
Kitalia leaves... they
contain a numbing agent.
480
00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:14,384
I've never once seen you
study, but then you just
481
00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:16,512
breeze in here knowing cool plant tricks
482
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:18,013
and which aliens are which... how?
483
00:18:18,096 --> 00:18:19,456
Dude, I told you I've been places.
484
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:20,974
I just pick stuff up along the way.
485
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:22,309
I could never do that.
486
00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:24,228
I guess I'm just not
cut out for Starfleet.
487
00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:25,687
Oh, please, you're Mr. Starfleet.
488
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:27,147
No, I'm not, not like you are!
489
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:29,191
I should just turn in my uniform and go
490
00:18:29,274 --> 00:18:31,235
- work on a research asteroid!
- [GASPS]
491
00:18:31,318 --> 00:18:33,821
No, absolutely not. Do
not even joke about that.
492
00:18:33,864 --> 00:18:35,384
That is the lamest thing you could do.
493
00:18:35,385 --> 00:18:37,533
[CRYING] I should just study
bugs on a far-off planet
494
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:40,869
and then eventually get eaten
and no one will even know
495
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,746
until they stumble
across my distress call,
496
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:44,206
but it'll be way too late,
497
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:46,089
and then they'll have to
spend a bunch of time
498
00:18:46,173 --> 00:18:47,632
deciphering how things went wrong
499
00:18:47,716 --> 00:18:49,503
based on my final shaky video logs.
500
00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:52,214
I'm sure you wouldn't get eaten.
501
00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:55,217
Starfleet doesn't just need
badass cool people like me.
502
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:57,553
They need, like, book-smart
people like you, too.
503
00:18:57,636 --> 00:19:00,222
When we get back, I'm done.
504
00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:01,682
[GRUNTS]
505
00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:06,895
All right, everyone, huddle up.
506
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:10,732
I want to introduce you to the
newest bear in our bear pack.
507
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:13,110
Rutherford's blood
runs yellow and black.
508
00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:15,028
He's one of us.
509
00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:17,406
Security isn't like the
other departments.
510
00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:19,908
[VOICE FADING] No,
it's a higher calling.
511
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,578
We stand shoulder to
shoulder, holding the line
512
00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:25,247
against dangers known and unknown.
513
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:26,790
[REGULAR VOLUME] No greater honor
514
00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:28,709
than to die beside you in battle.
515
00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:32,129
Yes, Rutherford, you're
never going to have to see
516
00:19:32,212 --> 00:19:34,590
the inside of a Jefferies tube again.
517
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:35,799
Thank you, sir.
518
00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:38,594
This all sounds fun but not for me.
519
00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:39,970
- [ALL GASP]
- What?
520
00:19:40,053 --> 00:19:41,129
My heart's in engineering.
521
00:19:41,213 --> 00:19:43,265
I'd like permission to
leave the bear pack.
522
00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:45,392
Rutherford, that is...
523
00:19:45,475 --> 00:19:46,602
outstanding!
524
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:47,895
Got to be true to yourself!
525
00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:49,418
- Am I right, bears?
- [ALL CHEERING]
526
00:19:49,419 --> 00:19:52,005
- Hoorah!
- Aw, bears.
527
00:19:53,383 --> 00:19:54,483
Come on, we got to take a shortcut.
528
00:19:54,484 --> 00:19:55,484
We're almost out of time.
529
00:19:55,485 --> 00:19:56,485
Whatever. Who cares?
530
00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:57,613
I clearly do.
531
00:19:57,696 --> 00:19:59,406
Greetings, "hyoo-mons".
532
00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:01,658
I noticed you are injured.
533
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:04,578
Perhaps I could provide you transport.
534
00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:06,121
Uh, no, thank you, sir.
535
00:20:06,204 --> 00:20:07,663
[QUIETLY] Yeah, right.
Can you believe this guy?
536
00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:09,104
Actually, yeah, that would be great.
537
00:20:09,147 --> 00:20:10,747
- We're kind of in a hurry.
- Wait, what?
538
00:20:10,748 --> 00:20:13,186
Excellent. My shuttle is
just beyond that ridge.
539
00:20:13,211 --> 00:20:15,464
Come, come.
540
00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:17,307
What are you doing?
We can't trust a Ferengi.
541
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:19,259
- What? He's not a Ferengi.
- Yes, he is!
542
00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:21,178
- No, I think he's a Bolian.
- Oh, my God!
543
00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:24,139
He could not be more Ferengi...
the big ears, the beady eyes,
544
00:20:24,222 --> 00:20:25,902
that greedy thing they
do with their hands.
545
00:20:25,903 --> 00:20:27,142
"Hyoo-mon".
546
00:20:27,225 --> 00:20:28,769
- Myah.
- Ferengi are
547
00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:30,492
the most untrustworthy
race in the galaxy.
548
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:33,002
He probably just wants to lure
us over there so he can mug us.
549
00:20:33,003 --> 00:20:34,024
Look, we need a ride now,
550
00:20:34,107 --> 00:20:35,692
and my gut is telling me this is fine.
551
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:37,861
Need I remind you that you've been wrong
552
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:39,488
about literally everything today?
553
00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:40,864
Not this.
554
00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:42,324
Uh-huh, sure. Okay, buddy.
555
00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:43,825
- Let's go.
- Good, good.
556
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:46,370
- Follow me right this...
- What's your landing code?
557
00:20:46,453 --> 00:20:47,621
Uh, what?
558
00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:49,384
Tulganan security
requires all shuttlecraft
559
00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:51,124
to provide a secure landing code.
560
00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:53,502
If you really have a shuttle
here, you must have a code.
561
00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:55,087
Oh, my code, yes.
562
00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:57,339
It's, uh, right... here!
563
00:20:57,422 --> 00:20:59,007
- Give me your profit!
- Oh!
564
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,342
[GRUNTS]
565
00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:02,511
Aah! Starfleet!
566
00:21:02,554 --> 00:21:03,914
Hey, Ferengi, get-get out of here!
567
00:21:03,915 --> 00:21:04,921
Get! Get!
568
00:21:05,005 --> 00:21:07,349
Okay, maybe you were right. That, uh...
569
00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:09,192
that seems like that
might've been a Ferengi.
570
00:21:09,193 --> 00:21:11,853
I was so right, yes! [GRUNTS, GASPS]
571
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:14,147
Holy crap, it's the
shuttle. It's the shuttle!
572
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:16,984
- Bye-bye.
- Isn't that illegal?
573
00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:18,947
What are they gonna do,
send me a bill in space?
574
00:21:19,031 --> 00:21:21,391
Fair enough. If we gun it, we
can just make it back in time.
575
00:21:21,392 --> 00:21:23,448
- [SNORING]
- Oh, man, he drank everything!
576
00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:24,692
- What do we do?
- Grab a leg.
577
00:21:24,693 --> 00:21:26,693
Let's drag him out and
leave him by the front door,
578
00:21:26,699 --> 00:21:28,539
unless you don't think
that's Starfleet enough.
579
00:21:28,540 --> 00:21:29,918
It isn't, but let's do it.
580
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:34,376
K'ORIN: I demand
581
00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:36,336
you give me an honorable...
582
00:21:36,420 --> 00:21:38,213
[RETCHES]
583
00:21:38,296 --> 00:21:40,507
[SIGHS] Someone contact the Cerritos,
584
00:21:40,590 --> 00:21:42,217
tell them we finally found K'orin.
585
00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:44,553
He is just in time for
the peace accords.
586
00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:46,888
Fetch me my drinking horn. I need ale.
587
00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:49,433
Are you [BLEEP] kidding
me? No! Stop that.
588
00:21:52,519 --> 00:21:53,562
Whew, what a day!
589
00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:56,231
Man, that escort mission kind
of went off the rails, huh?
590
00:21:56,314 --> 00:21:58,066
Sure did.
591
00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:01,028
Can't believe I didn't realize
that was a Ferengi in the park.
592
00:22:01,111 --> 00:22:02,404
[LAUGHS, SIGHS]
593
00:22:02,487 --> 00:22:04,531
Hey, uh, so do you think maybe,
594
00:22:04,614 --> 00:22:06,783
maybe, fun idea, we could
just keep it between us?
595
00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:08,577
For sure. We're in a circle of trust.
596
00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:10,787
This is a shuttle of silence.
597
00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:12,789
- [LAUGHTER]
- So the Ferengi's right there,
598
00:22:12,873 --> 00:22:14,753
and I'm like, "Mariner,
we can't trust this guy.
599
00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:16,993
He's a Ferengi". And then
she says, she says, get this,
600
00:22:16,994 --> 00:22:19,212
she says, "Oh, no, that's a Bolian".
601
00:22:19,296 --> 00:22:21,423
[LAUGHTER]
602
00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:23,425
- Bolian!
- Okay, okay.
603
00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:25,052
Yep, yep, all right.
604
00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:27,304
After this long day of being a badass,
605
00:22:27,387 --> 00:22:29,227
Captain Know-It-All over
here doesn't even know
606
00:22:29,228 --> 00:22:31,308
- what a Ferengi was.
- It wasn't as clear as that.
607
00:22:31,391 --> 00:22:33,977
[IMPERSONATING FERENGI]
"Myah, myah, hyoo-mon!"
608
00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:35,896
He was doing the hand thing
and everything.
609
00:22:35,953 --> 00:22:37,313
All right, yeah, no, that's my cue
610
00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:39,316
to go just launch
myself out an air lock.
611
00:22:39,399 --> 00:22:41,109
You guys have a great night.
612
00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:43,111
Lucky I was there! I
spotted it. I called it.
613
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:45,238
- I called it.
- [LAUGHTER]
614
00:22:46,990 --> 00:22:48,116
Tendi, I'm sorry.
615
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,920
I tried to make it work
in another division.
616
00:22:49,921 --> 00:22:52,120
I just couldn't do it.
I belong in the tubes.
617
00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,038
I'm not gonna be able to
watch the pulsar with you.
618
00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:54,955
All right, whatever.
619
00:22:54,956 --> 00:22:56,665
I'll just watch it in there
with you on my PADD.
620
00:22:56,666 --> 00:22:58,026
Wait, you can? We don't have to go
621
00:22:58,043 --> 00:22:59,483
to the observation deck or anything?
622
00:22:59,484 --> 00:23:01,002
Nah, I just wanted company. [LAUGHS]
623
00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:03,340
I mean, it's not like you were
trying all those new jobs
624
00:23:03,423 --> 00:23:04,674
just to hang with me, right?
625
00:23:04,758 --> 00:23:07,302
[LAUGHING] No, yeah, no.
626
00:23:07,385 --> 00:23:09,137
Could you imagine?
627
00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:12,432
[TABLET BEEPING]
628
00:23:12,516 --> 00:23:15,519
Ah, Mariner, was I
convincing enough for you,
629
00:23:15,602 --> 00:23:17,813
"hyoo-mon"? [LAUGHS]
630
00:23:17,896 --> 00:23:20,148
You were perfect, Quimp.
Thanks for helping out.
631
00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:21,608
Of course. I owed you one.
632
00:23:21,691 --> 00:23:23,318
- How's the wife?
- She's good.
633
00:23:23,401 --> 00:23:25,987
We're actually looking to get
away to Risa this weekend.
634
00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:27,989
What? Ah, jealous.
635
00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:31,159
Oh, you know what you guys
should try? Jamaharon.
636
00:23:33,203 --> 00:23:34,203
Wow.
637
00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:35,789
Isn't it amazing?
638
00:23:35,872 --> 00:23:36,872
[SIGHS]
639
00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:39,251
It's beautiful.
640
00:24:17,852 --> 00:24:23,852
Sync & corrections by Costa Dax
www.addic7ed.com
641
00:25:10,553 --> 00:25:12,713
[MAN IMITATES WEAPONS FIRING]:
Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew.
642
00:25:14,414 --> 00:25:15,414
Chirp.
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