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(theme music playing)
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(neon buzzing)
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(tropical pop music playing)
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(exhales)
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♪ All night long... ♪
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This is so fucking surreal.
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Jaimie:
Yeah, it is.
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Oh...
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Did this come
with the penis crown?
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No, no, no.
Give me that.
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(laughs)
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I forgot!
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Happy divorce,
my dear Eva.
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Yes, thank you.
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For highlighting
what a loser I am.
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-Thank you.
-(laughs)
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Ugh...
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(video recording tone)
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Jaimie:
Ladies and gentlemen,
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I've known Eva
since the 5th grade,
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and she's currently putting
her bra on over her towel!
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Are you fucking filming me?
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(laughs)
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Eva:
Do not post that.
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In fact, don't post
anything from tonight.
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(grunts)
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You already
posted something?!
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You're not in it!
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(loud sigh)
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Show me.
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Mmm.
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(Jaimie laughs)
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Eva:
You follow Poppy March?
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-Jaimie: Yeah?
-Eva: Why?
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'Cause she's famous
and she does cool shit.
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Does my following her
offend you?
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(sighs)
I just have this
sinking feeling that
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-Derek is fucking her.
-What?!
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Dude, they've been commenting
on each other's posts.
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Like, a lot.
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Okay?
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Never mind.
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It's fine. Show me--
show me what you posted.
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Jaimie: See?
You're not in it.
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-(notification tone)
-(both gasp)
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Both:
Walker Young
commented on your photo!
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(both scream)
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(Jaimie laughs)
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Eva: Click on it,
Click on it!
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-Jaimie: Damn.
-Eva: Ooh...
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-Jaimie: He still looks good.
-Eva: Yeah, he does.
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I think I liked
his shaggy hair though.
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-Jaimie: Ooh, like this TBT?
-Eva: Yessss!
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Both:
Ohhhh!
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Eva: Those curls!
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Remember that ridiculous
letter I wrote him?
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Ugh, if you had
just given it to him,
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you could have figured out
if you liked him or not.
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Yeah, but sometimes
the dream of something
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is so much better than the...
crushing reality of it.
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(scoffs)
Okay, yeah.
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Like the reality that he wants
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-to crush you with his boner?
-Ew!
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He would not even give me
a rose on, like, night one.
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Oh, please!
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He'd be giving
you roses until you
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sucked him dry
in the fantasy suite.
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(both laugh)
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Nobody wants to take
my divorced ass to
the fantasy suite.
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Your husband hasn't
fucked you in over
two years.
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Does that even
qualify as divorce?
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I'm really happy you're here
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to minimize
what I'm going through.
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-(Jaimie laughs)
-It's very special. Thank you.
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Okay!
Come on! It is time...
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Hmm...
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Ah, yes!
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(Eva exhales)
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Okay...
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(hip hop music playing)
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Hang on.
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Eva! We've been talking
about this for fucking hours!
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I know! But it's...
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It's kind of
a basic bitch move
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to cut bangs when
you're getting a divorce.
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Just give me a second,
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let me go through
the options one more time.
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(groans)
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(loud exhale)
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Okay, that's the one
we agreed on.
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That's the one you liked.
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See, that's gonna
look so cute on you.
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Yeah... they're--
they're cool.
They're just...
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I don't know, are they a lot?
They kinda seem like a lot.
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Are they me?
I don't know...
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-Eva: I'm just so lost.
-Jaimie: But that's
why we're doing this.
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This is gonna re-frame
your whole situation.
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Okay... okay.
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This is what I propose:
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We just start with
a long side-swept bang.
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Okay?
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And then if
you don't like it,
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you can just
tuck it behind your ears.
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It's barely even
a commitment!
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And then if
you do like it,
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we can cut from there.
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Okay.
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-Yes!
-I accept
your proposal.
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-Jaimie: Okay!
-I am ready for
barely a commitment.
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Yeah!
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Does-does
my dress look weird?
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What?
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Like it's...
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Yeah, it's all
weird and baggy.
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Seems so long now.
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It was up here, wasn't it?
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Uh, no.
Your dress looks
the same.
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But I did just
cut your hair.
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I don't know, do you think
maybe it stretched out
when I sat down?
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Is that a thing that could
happen like this much?
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I'm gonna, I'm gonna
go down to the liquor store
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and pick us up
another bottle.
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And then,
why don't you just...
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why don't you take some time
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to think about your bangs
while I'm gone. Okay?
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Oh, yeah. Okay.
I'll stay here and
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try to figure out
what the fuck is up
with this dress.
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Yeah. You do that.
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Ugh.
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What the fuck!
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I-- ugh.
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(exasperated sigh)
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(chime sounds)
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(chime sounds)
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Oh...
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(breathes heavily)
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(gasps)
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Oh!
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(panting)
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-(scissors scrape)
-Oh!
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(scissors scrape)
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(zipper zips)
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Oh!
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(exhales)
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Wow...
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Okay!
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Ooh, ha!
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Wow. (laughs)
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Ah.
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(guitar strumming)
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(guitar continues)
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Walker?
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Wow. Hey, Eva.
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Damn!
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Summer...
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was good...
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to you.
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What are you doing here?
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I got the letter...
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you left in my locker.
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Oh my God,
you read my letter.
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"Every time I see you...
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"I feel like I lose myself...
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and I like it."
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I really dug that.
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Hearts over the "I"s.
It was cute.
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It inspired me
to write a song.
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It did?
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(guitar strumming)
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♪ There's a girl I know ♪
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♪ She left a note
in my locker ♪
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♪ She's kinda like
my stalker ♪
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♪ But it's cool
'cause I'm Walker ♪
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♪ Ah-oooh ♪
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♪ Every time I see you ♪
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♪ I feel like
I lose myself ♪
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♪ And I like it ♪
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♪ Yeah, I like it ♪
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♪ And I like it ♪
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Yeah, that's all
I have so far but, uh,
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it's pretty close.
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Cool.
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Come here.
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(scoffs)
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You smell good.
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What kind of shampoo
do you use?
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Whatever my mom buys.
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Mmm.
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Um, are you even 18?
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(laughs)
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Do you feel like
you've lost yourself yet?
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Uh...
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I don't know.
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Well...
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we better fix that.
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Uh, okay.
Oh God, I'm sorry.
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(stammers):
I don't know if my letter
is exactly...
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accurate.
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Anymore.
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What do you-- what do you--
what do you mean?
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Eva: Um...
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(exhales
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I didn't really
like your song.
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And I'm having
a hard time
getting past it.
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(clears throat)
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Wh-where you going?
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I gotta go to
band practice.
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Or whatever.
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(pop)
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What?
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Oh...
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Okay.
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Okay...
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I'm going crazy
maybe, maybe...
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I'm-I'm losing my mind.
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(breathing heavily)
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Okay. Okay.
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You're okay.
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Okay. Okay.
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-Oh!
-(scissors scrape)
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Ooh.
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Oh God.
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Oh God...
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(scissors scrape)
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(scissors tapping)
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Ah. Oh.
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Ugh.
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-(toilet flushing)
-(door opens)
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Eva:
(gasps) Derek?
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What happened to you?
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Oh...
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Are you done with that?
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What are you doing here?
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Why are you
in this hotel room?
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I'm not in a hotel room.
I'm at home.
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What?
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This is not our-- I mean,
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this is not your house!
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Ugh, Eva, what does it matter?
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You are not
supposed to be here.
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This is my divorce party
and it is a Derek-free zone!
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You need me to be here.
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What? No, I don't.
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I mean, look at you.
It's typical.
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You always need my help
figuring out who you are.
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-No. I don't.
-Yeah.
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You need me
so you don't
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have to deal
with your own shit.
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No.
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I needed you
to fuck me!
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Or want to fuck me!
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See, you're doing it
right now.
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You know, don't even start!
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You are such a fucking child!
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Nice. Nice.
Have your little tantrum.
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Oh, well, if I don't
have a tantrum,
then you don't hear me!
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Oh! I hear you. Okay?
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Your low blows
are coming in
loud and clear.
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Good!
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(laughs)
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Don't laugh at me.
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(laughing continues)
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Don't laugh at me!
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(toilet flushing)
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(Eva gasps)
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What happened to you?
Are you done with that?
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What?
268
00:12:45,037 --> 00:12:46,037
We just went through this.
269
00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:47,287
What the fuck is going on?
270
00:12:47,371 --> 00:12:49,120
Eva, what does it matter?
271
00:12:49,204 --> 00:12:50,371
What does it matter?!
272
00:12:50,829 --> 00:12:53,412
Derek, if you're defying
the laws of physics,
273
00:12:53,496 --> 00:12:54,496
it fucking matters.
274
00:12:54,579 --> 00:12:56,496
So seriously,
why are you here?
275
00:12:56,579 --> 00:13:00,704
My guess is to save you
from whoever is doing that
to your hair.
276
00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:02,829
-I did this to my hair!
-Oh.
277
00:13:02,913 --> 00:13:04,245
Okay, well, I guess I'm...
278
00:13:04,329 --> 00:13:06,287
here to save you
from yourself.
279
00:13:07,204 --> 00:13:08,496
-Fuck you, Derek.
-Oh...
280
00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:09,746
I don't need to be saved.
281
00:13:09,829 --> 00:13:10,913
It's just a joke!
282
00:13:10,995 --> 00:13:12,621
-Glad I'm just
a joke to you.
-Eva.
283
00:13:12,704 --> 00:13:16,746
Why do you always twist
every goddamn thing I say
284
00:13:16,829 --> 00:13:20,454
into some evil bullshit
so that you look like a victim,
285
00:13:20,537 --> 00:13:23,287
and I look like some asshole
who's trying to ruin your life?
286
00:13:23,371 --> 00:13:25,954
Fuck you!
I'm not a victim, okay?
287
00:13:26,204 --> 00:13:28,037
I'm just going through
a lot right now.
288
00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:30,954
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're always the only one
289
00:13:31,037 --> 00:13:32,663
going through any shit.
290
00:13:32,871 --> 00:13:37,329
You're also the only one
who never does anything
to change it.
291
00:13:37,537 --> 00:13:38,496
Fuck you!
292
00:13:38,579 --> 00:13:39,663
(toilet flushing)
293
00:13:39,746 --> 00:13:41,663
Wow, this is getting old.
Why am I here?
294
00:13:41,746 --> 00:13:43,663
That's what I keep
asking you.
295
00:13:44,371 --> 00:13:45,579
You need me to be here.
296
00:13:45,995 --> 00:13:47,412
No, I needed you--
297
00:13:47,496 --> 00:13:48,829
(toilet flushing)
298
00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:50,621
(Eva gasps)
299
00:13:51,037 --> 00:13:51,995
What happened to you?
300
00:13:52,079 --> 00:13:53,871
Fuck you!
I'm not a victim!
301
00:13:53,954 --> 00:13:55,663
-(toilet flushes)
-What happened to you?
302
00:13:55,746 --> 00:13:59,162
Oh, well, if I don't
have a tantrum,
then you don't hear me!
303
00:13:59,245 --> 00:14:00,621
-(toilet flushes)
-(laughs)
304
00:14:00,704 --> 00:14:03,329
And yet, you still
do nothing to change it.
305
00:14:03,412 --> 00:14:06,663
Don't even start!
You are such
a fucking child!
306
00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:08,829
I'm just going through
a lot right now...
307
00:14:08,913 --> 00:14:09,829
(Derek laughs)
308
00:14:09,913 --> 00:14:11,871
Yeah, you're always
the only one
309
00:14:11,954 --> 00:14:13,287
going through any shit.
310
00:14:13,371 --> 00:14:16,579
You're also the only one
who never does anything!
311
00:14:16,663 --> 00:14:17,871
to change it...
312
00:14:19,537 --> 00:14:20,621
(scissors scrape)
313
00:14:21,746 --> 00:14:24,537
(ominous music playing)
314
00:14:29,245 --> 00:14:30,913
There. I changed something.
315
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:32,913
Are you happy now?
316
00:14:52,496 --> 00:14:53,454
(quietly):
Oh!
317
00:14:56,454 --> 00:14:59,287
I am not okay.
318
00:15:11,788 --> 00:15:13,995
Oh... wow.
319
00:15:14,704 --> 00:15:16,496
Okay...
320
00:15:20,079 --> 00:15:21,537
Oh.
321
00:15:22,621 --> 00:15:24,871
(breathes out)
That is a look.
322
00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:27,037
Fucking bow?
323
00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:29,204
Okay...
324
00:15:30,954 --> 00:15:33,204
-They look great, babe.
-Oh my God!
325
00:15:33,537 --> 00:15:35,329
You know what's really scary
326
00:15:35,412 --> 00:15:37,704
is that you don't trust
that you know who you are.
327
00:15:39,162 --> 00:15:41,204
-I know who I am.
-Oh, you do?
328
00:15:41,621 --> 00:15:44,663
Oh! Tell me
all about her.
329
00:15:45,329 --> 00:15:46,496
Um, okay.
330
00:15:46,829 --> 00:15:48,621
(clears throat)
I...
331
00:15:49,454 --> 00:15:51,120
I'm a woman. Obviously.
332
00:15:51,371 --> 00:15:53,579
Who is 33, I mean,
333
00:15:53,663 --> 00:15:55,704
34 years old. Um...
334
00:15:56,704 --> 00:15:58,371
I grew up in Seattle.
335
00:15:59,371 --> 00:16:00,746
I like to read.
336
00:16:03,329 --> 00:16:05,995
-I don't know.
Who the fuck are you?
-It doesn't matter who I am!
337
00:16:06,079 --> 00:16:07,537
All of this.
338
00:16:07,621 --> 00:16:09,579
All of this...
339
00:16:10,245 --> 00:16:12,704
mmm, is all about you.
340
00:16:13,788 --> 00:16:15,537
All of this?
What do you mean? What--
341
00:16:16,037 --> 00:16:17,954
-Did you do this?
-You did this, babe.
342
00:16:18,037 --> 00:16:19,329
-(Poppy laughs)
-But why?
343
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:22,537
Because, it's time for us
to start this shit over!
344
00:16:22,621 --> 00:16:25,287
It is time to level the fuck up.
345
00:16:25,371 --> 00:16:27,829
(laughs)
Right, babe?
346
00:16:28,704 --> 00:16:30,245
Well, I'm already doing that.
347
00:16:32,204 --> 00:16:33,788
Yeah, but you keep
telling yourself
348
00:16:33,871 --> 00:16:37,204
the same old little stories
over and over again.
349
00:16:37,287 --> 00:16:39,829
You 33-, 34-year-old woman.
350
00:16:39,913 --> 00:16:42,579
Who likes to what?
Read?
351
00:16:42,663 --> 00:16:43,663
I am that.
352
00:16:43,913 --> 00:16:45,079
The fuck do you want from me?
353
00:16:45,162 --> 00:16:47,162
Is that really who you are?!
354
00:16:47,245 --> 00:16:50,287
Or is that just
a little collection
of facts?
355
00:16:51,079 --> 00:16:52,746
You need to realize...
356
00:16:54,412 --> 00:16:55,746
your past self...
357
00:16:56,454 --> 00:16:57,454
mmm...
358
00:16:57,537 --> 00:17:00,329
it is not your present self.
359
00:17:00,412 --> 00:17:02,204
Okay, take it easy,
Brené Brown.
360
00:17:02,287 --> 00:17:03,245
Say it.
361
00:17:04,871 --> 00:17:06,913
My past self
is not my present self.
362
00:17:06,995 --> 00:17:09,245
I don't believe a word
that you're saying.
363
00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:10,621
Say it.
364
00:17:10,995 --> 00:17:12,995
My past self
is not my present self!
365
00:17:13,079 --> 00:17:15,371
I am waving goodbye
to my past self,
366
00:17:15,454 --> 00:17:18,245
as I eagerly take
my future form.
367
00:17:22,454 --> 00:17:24,995
I am waving goodbye
to my past self,
368
00:17:25,079 --> 00:17:28,204
as I eagerly awake
my future form.
369
00:17:28,287 --> 00:17:31,496
My best self is
ever emerging.
370
00:17:31,579 --> 00:17:34,454
And no one can stop her!
371
00:17:34,537 --> 00:17:36,454
-Oh, come on.
-Oh, you come on!
372
00:17:36,537 --> 00:17:38,579
Babe! You can't stop now!
373
00:17:38,663 --> 00:17:40,704
We're just gettin' started.
374
00:17:40,788 --> 00:17:42,621
My best happiness...
375
00:17:42,871 --> 00:17:47,245
does not depend on
anybody else's
best happiness.
376
00:17:47,621 --> 00:17:50,204
My best happiness
doesn't depend on
377
00:17:50,287 --> 00:17:51,995
anyone else's
best happiness.
378
00:17:52,079 --> 00:17:54,788
I am not that girl...
379
00:17:54,871 --> 00:17:58,663
who couldn't leave
a love letter in
Walker Young's locker.
380
00:17:59,788 --> 00:18:01,704
I am not that girl
who couldn't leave
381
00:18:01,788 --> 00:18:03,454
a love letter in
Walker Young's locker.
382
00:18:03,537 --> 00:18:06,871
But you didn't leave
the letter so,
aren't you that girl?
383
00:18:06,954 --> 00:18:08,245
Limitations are
perceived and not real
384
00:18:08,329 --> 00:18:09,871
and I am boundless!
385
00:18:09,954 --> 00:18:11,746
Hey. Look at me. Say it.
386
00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:15,371
Limitations are perceived
and I am boundless?
387
00:18:15,454 --> 00:18:18,412
Ohh, I am not the girl
who buried her head
388
00:18:18,496 --> 00:18:20,621
in Derek's
metaphorical sand.
389
00:18:20,704 --> 00:18:23,412
Admit it. You miss
burying your head
in my sand.
390
00:18:23,496 --> 00:18:24,954
-Derek?
-Poppy: Forget him, babe.
391
00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:26,871
I'm a competent member
of the team. Say it.
392
00:18:26,954 --> 00:18:28,746
What? What team?!
393
00:18:28,829 --> 00:18:30,663
My uniqueness,
will lift me
394
00:18:30,746 --> 00:18:32,204
from the gutter
of mediocrity.
395
00:18:32,287 --> 00:18:33,788
Derek:
Your uniqueness?
396
00:18:33,871 --> 00:18:35,120
Aren't you just
copying her?
397
00:18:35,204 --> 00:18:37,287
I am now
discovering my light
398
00:18:37,371 --> 00:18:39,663
that will illuminate
my path to greatness.
399
00:18:39,746 --> 00:18:42,621
Huh. I think everyone just
saw you as kinda average.
400
00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:45,329
My light burns like
a thousand lighters
401
00:18:45,412 --> 00:18:48,287
at a Pearl Jam concert
in 1992.
402
00:18:48,371 --> 00:18:50,079
You're never gonna
figure yourself out.
403
00:18:50,162 --> 00:18:54,579
(overlapping chatter)
404
00:18:54,663 --> 00:18:56,287
Poppy:
I wanna rock out
with my cock out,
405
00:18:56,371 --> 00:18:58,704
for the rest of eternity.
406
00:18:58,788 --> 00:19:00,287
Derek:
Who are you without me?
407
00:19:00,371 --> 00:19:02,079
Poppy: No, no.
Don't look at him.
408
00:19:02,162 --> 00:19:03,663
Hey! Look at me.
409
00:19:03,746 --> 00:19:05,788
(voices continue)
410
00:19:09,204 --> 00:19:11,329
(music grows louder)
411
00:19:11,412 --> 00:19:12,537
(voices continue)
412
00:19:12,621 --> 00:19:13,579
(scissors scrape)
413
00:19:20,913 --> 00:19:22,037
(quiet sigh)
414
00:19:32,579 --> 00:19:34,120
(breathes)
415
00:19:36,329 --> 00:19:38,913
Oh! I'm sorry
that took so long.
416
00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:41,871
You will not believe
what just happened out there.
417
00:19:42,663 --> 00:19:43,746
Oh...
418
00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:46,120
Are you okay?
419
00:19:54,954 --> 00:19:56,079
Eva...
420
00:19:56,995 --> 00:19:58,621
Will you accept
this rose?
421
00:19:59,287 --> 00:20:01,829
We don't have to...
stay in a fantasy suite.
422
00:20:01,913 --> 00:20:04,079
We could see where
the night takes us, hmm?
423
00:20:04,287 --> 00:20:06,120
-(sniffles)
-Eva?
424
00:20:09,079 --> 00:20:10,704
Oh, honey!
425
00:20:10,788 --> 00:20:13,120
(gasps)
What happened?
426
00:20:14,287 --> 00:20:16,537
I didn't mean to pressure
you to cut bangs.
427
00:20:16,621 --> 00:20:19,995
-I hope you didn't
do this because of me.
-No...
428
00:20:20,329 --> 00:20:21,287
It was not your fault.
429
00:20:21,371 --> 00:20:22,871
I just wanted you
to feel like
430
00:20:22,954 --> 00:20:24,162
the best version
of yourself.
431
00:20:24,245 --> 00:20:25,454
I know.
432
00:20:26,037 --> 00:20:27,162
Oh...
433
00:20:30,454 --> 00:20:33,287
I just feel like
I have to have
434
00:20:33,579 --> 00:20:35,871
everything figured out
right now.
435
00:20:35,954 --> 00:20:38,162
And it's too much.
436
00:20:42,995 --> 00:20:45,995
You know it doesn't
have to happen all
at once, right?
437
00:20:47,995 --> 00:20:50,287
But I don't even know
where to start.
438
00:20:53,371 --> 00:20:54,829
Ah, fuck...
439
00:20:55,287 --> 00:20:57,371
Look at me,
I'm a fucking mess!
440
00:20:57,663 --> 00:20:59,788
Jaimie:
You have to be
gentle with yourself.
441
00:21:00,829 --> 00:21:03,454
Starting over isn't
easy for anyone.
442
00:21:04,995 --> 00:21:05,954
(scoffs)
443
00:21:06,913 --> 00:21:08,329
Jaimie:
Tsk, ah...
444
00:21:13,537 --> 00:21:16,663
-(sniffles)
-Aw! (chuckles)
445
00:21:16,995 --> 00:21:18,995
You're like a little baby.
446
00:21:20,579 --> 00:21:22,871
(high-pitched):
You're like a brand new
little baby.
447
00:21:24,371 --> 00:21:28,037
(imitating baby)
448
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,454
(both laugh)
449
00:21:29,537 --> 00:21:30,954
(babbling continues)
450
00:21:31,037 --> 00:21:32,287
Little baby.
451
00:21:32,371 --> 00:21:33,913
(laughter)
452
00:21:36,788 --> 00:21:38,287
Oh God...
453
00:21:38,371 --> 00:21:39,454
(sniffles)
454
00:21:39,537 --> 00:21:41,162
I know...
455
00:21:43,579 --> 00:21:44,579
(chime sounds)
456
00:21:44,663 --> 00:21:45,746
What?
457
00:21:52,579 --> 00:21:54,371
(chime sounds)
458
00:22:03,537 --> 00:22:04,704
Shave me.
459
00:22:08,287 --> 00:22:10,663
(razor buzzing)
460
00:23:11,120 --> 00:23:12,287
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