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[sighs]
It only took three weeks,
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seven hours, four wrenches,
and two school blackouts,
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but we have our Storm Impact
Pattern Machine built.
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What do you plan on doing
with your first million?
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I mean, after SIPMA gets funded
by all the corporations
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attending Horizon's Open House.
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Let's finish it first
and go yacht shopping later.
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But if SIPMA gets funded,
I'm totally buying
a hot‐air balloon.
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Ooh. Fancy tastes.
[Peter panting]
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Peter, what's wrong?
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Not enough hours in the day!
[panting]
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Only 24 of them left
until the open house!
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Hope your project's ready!
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[panting continues]
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Endless bad‐guy attacks,
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a looming school deadline,
and me without a changing room.
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[chuckles]
He must be really far behind.
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I haven't seen Peter
this frantic since that
whole Spider Island business.
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When every single New Yorker,
including us,
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got spider powers...
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It was madness.
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Luckily,
everybody was cured.
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Yeah. Everybody.
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Well, Pete should've managed
his time better.
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Look at everything we've
accomplished on our project.
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With these antennas
set to measure ion‐charged air,
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SIPMA should be able to predict
oncoming weather events,
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like superstorms,
more effectively
than science can now.
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Time to see this baby in action.
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[whirring]
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Looks beautiful.
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And it can all be controlled
by an app on my phone.
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Wow. I think this thing
might actually work.
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[chuckles]
Yeah!
[chuckles]
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Huh?
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Wait.
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Something's wrong.
Either the machine's broken,
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or Midtown's about
to get a tornado.
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Ion buildup
on Antenna 4.
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[groans]
Your ears just pop?
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[Anya]
More like reality just popped.
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Aah!
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Gwen, Anya,
get out of here!
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I don't know how long
I can hold the Spot!
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Hold what spot?
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Guessing he's talking about
that human Dalmatian.
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We gotta call the police.
Avengers. Whatever!
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[grunting]
Aah!
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[Gwen]
Whoa! This guy
can teleport stuff?
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[grunts]
Run!
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Too late!
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Anya, Gwen, watch out!
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Huh? Aah!
[groans]
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Time to split!
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[all grunt]
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"Time to split"?
Did you just make
an atom pun?
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The adrenaline.
I couldn't help it.
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Get to safety.
A whole string of weird,
new bad guys have been after me.
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Huh?
[groans]
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Spidey's gonna get slammed.
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We can't just call the cops.
They'd never get here in time.
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We have to do something.
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We both know who could help.
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Yeah, us!
Doing what we do best‐‐ science.
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That's not what I was‐‐
Come on!
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You know the crazy readings
we got right before
the portal popped open?
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Those portals probably
charged the air with ions,
which SIPMA can detect.
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Hmm. It's still connected.
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Let's put your hypothesis
to the test.
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There's an ion spike
near Antenna 1.
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Open SIPMA's video feed.
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Look!
Pop goes the portal.
We can predict
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where he's gonna
strike next.
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But how does that help?
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I've got an idea.
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These portals are somehow
created by ion flow, right?
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What if instead of just
detecting Spot's portal energy,
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we could distort it
by redirecting the ion waves?
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Hmm?
Hypothetically possible,
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if we had a way to project
the ion pulses.
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But we'd have to pump an insane
amount of power into SIPMA.
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And I know just the thing.
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Come on!
Anya, wait!
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If whatever
you're planning fails,
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you need to be prepared
to use your‐‐
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It won't fail.
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[Gwen]
What's up here that's going to‐‐
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Oh, the school's
solar grid.
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Hello, insane amount of power.
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Now to find a way to transmit
the ion pulses.
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The sat dish!
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Yes!
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I love science!
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[Spider‐Man]
I hate everything!
[echoing]
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[Spider‐Man yelling]
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[grunts]
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Got the app fired up
and ready.
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Hate to think what this
is gonna do to your phone's
data plan.
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They offered me unlimited.
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I think the company's
gonna regret that.
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[whirring]
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Fifty percent sync!
Come on already!
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I... think... I'm... going...
to... be... sick!
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We got sync!
[yelling]
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[Anya]
But the Spot's
closing up his portals!
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[Gwen]
He could've sent
Spidey anywhere.
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Underwater,
the top of a mountain,
deep space...
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We can take control
of his portals now, right?
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Open them back up.
We have to get Spidey!
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Ugh! I can't!
They need to be active.
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[Anya]
He's leaving and taking
the portals with him!
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Should I...
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Yes! Anya,
open his portals again.
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You know
what you need to be.
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Fine. Amazing it is.
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[panting]
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[grunting]
[Spider‐Girl]
Hey, Mr. Polka Dot!
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We're not through here!
[yells]
[grunts]
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Looks like Spider‐Girl
hits the Spot.
[Gwen groans]
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Your first line in costume,
and that's what you went with?
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What? That was totally
classic battle banter.
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[Gwen]
Seriously, cut the puns and get
him to send out his portals!
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[both grunting]
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[yells]
[grunts]
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[grunts]
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I'm all the way over here,
Spotty.
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How you gonna get me?
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00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:11,538
[grunts]
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Huh?
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[grunts]
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[groaning]
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Aah!
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This is way more painful
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than Spider‐Man lets on.
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Gwen, his portals are active.
Do your thing!
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Almost.
[buttons beeping]
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Yes! Got it!
Let's see what we can do.
[beeping]
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Redirecting portals now.
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[grunts]
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Time to give him a taste
of his own medicine.
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[yelling]
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[both grunting]
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You've got a neat trick, Spot.
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Thought we'd get in
on the action.
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Finish him up.
We've gotta get Spidey.
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[grunts]
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[grunting]
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[yells]
[grunts]
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[grunts]
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00:07:02,047 --> 00:07:04,215
Be cool.
Don't freak out.
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You just beat your first
bad guy as Spider‐Girl.
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No biggie.
[chuckles]
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Nice!
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Now to get Spidey back.
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If I invert the polarity...
[beeping, trilling]
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There! I reoriented
one of his portals
via quantum tunneling.
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It should take you
to the exact coordinates
where Spidey was sent.
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Weird first day, huh?
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Yeah. But normal's overrated.
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Come on, Spider‐Girl.
I know you got this.
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[shivers]
Polar... bears...
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[sighs]
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[Gwen clears throat]
Spidey, wake up.
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[Spider‐Man groans]
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[groans]
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What happened?
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Our machine
was able to take over
the Spot's portals.
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00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:04,150
No big thing.
Weird.
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I could've sworn another
spider person saved me from...
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polar bears?
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Yeah.
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Hypothermic hallucinations
can be very convincing.
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Oh, heads‐up.
The police are on their way
to arrest the Spot.
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[groans]
The police aren't the biggest
fans of me right now.
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Don't know how to thank
you guys enough.
You saved my life.
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Saved by science.
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It's how we do.
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You ever gonna tell him?
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What? That I'm
the only person
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that kept their powers
after Spider Island
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because of the experimental cure
I tested on myself?
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Nope.
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Why not? It's awesome.
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As fun as dressing up
as an arachnid may be,
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going to college and running
a tech company someday
is all the adrenaline I need.
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Muggers and maniacs
already have enough heroes
to deal with in this city.
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What are more webs gonna add?
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You know I'll support
whatever you decide.
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But I gotta admit,
I'm a little jealous
of those powers of yours.
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Plus you got some rad moves.
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Could be one of the greats.
Top ten, easy.
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[sighs]
Maybe someday.
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Twenty‐three hours till
my open house project is due.
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[grunts]
Fighting with the Spot
really put a hole in my day.
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Whew. Gotta focus...
[mumbles]
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Open house project's
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almost done... for...
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[snores]
[semitruck horn blaring]
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[screams, grunts]
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00:09:29,778 --> 00:09:32,906
Worst alarm clock ever!
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00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:37,577
[shuddering breath]
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00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,954
Oh, man.
If a near head‐on collision
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with a semi doesn't wake me up,
nothing will...
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00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,918
Wait!
Wh‐Where'd the sun go?
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But it was just daytime!
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00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:52,133
I didn't just fall asleep,
did I?
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Oh, man. Gotta get back.
Only eight hours left now.
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Cut me a break.
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Fog's as thick as soup.
Can't even tell which way
Queens is.
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00:10:03,061 --> 00:10:06,606
And this bridge is never empty.
[rumbling]
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00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:09,818
What's that rumble?
Sounds like a...
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00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:11,778
Gah!
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00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,613
[grunts]
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00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:16,241
A tank?!
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00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:18,535
I had no idea
that thing was coming.
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00:10:18,535 --> 00:10:21,704
How did two tons of steel
slip past my spider‐sense?
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00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:26,334
Plus Hydra agents?!
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[weapons firing]
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[grunts]
Okay. Guys‐‐
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Seriously, why is this
my life right now? Aah!
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[grunting]
Let's all just go home.
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00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:40,974
Have some cocoa.
Read a book.
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00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:46,771
Huh? What happened?
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Get down, soldier!
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[grunts]
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00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:07,667
Captain America?!
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00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:10,253
Yes.
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00:11:13,047 --> 00:11:15,758
We've met once,
but you probably don't remember.
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I'm a huge fan.
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Tony‐‐ I mean, Mr. Stark‐‐
You know, Iron Man‐‐
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He ever talk about me?
Spider‐Me? I mean Man.
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Speaking of talking, I should‐‐
I'm‐‐ I'm‐‐ I'm just gonna stop.
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00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:29,939
So...
[clears throat]
Yeah.
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00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:32,567
What's going on?
[weapons firing]
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00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:38,781
The world's in danger,
and we need you
in the Avenjet, now!
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00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:40,074
[whirring]
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00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:45,914
Whoa! By "we," you mean‐‐
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The Avengers. Now go!
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00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:49,584
Oh, man, oh, man!
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00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:53,087
Avengers missions
are the best missions!
What about you?
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00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:56,049
I can't just leave
Captain America high and dry.
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00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:59,761
We can't waste time.
I'll hold them off
while Black Widow debriefs you.
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00:12:00,762 --> 00:12:02,764
Yes, sir, Captain, sir!
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00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:10,313
Yo, Widow!
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00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:12,315
Long time and all that.
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00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:15,193
Oh, uh,
was that too casual?
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I‐I‐I don't know.
We worked together that once.
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00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:19,530
I'm not saying
I'm totally memorable.
249
00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:21,741
You probably see
super people every day.
I just‐‐
250
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,743
I‐I should stop talking.
251
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:27,455
Uh, so, yeah.
What's going on?
252
00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:30,458
More Hydra messiness, huh?
253
00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:31,876
Widow?
254
00:12:34,629 --> 00:12:37,882
That's not normal.
A hologram?
255
00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:41,678
Is this an Avengers'
initiation prank or something?
256
00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:43,888
You guys!
257
00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:46,849
[yelling]
258
00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:49,477
[yelling continues]
259
00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:51,896
[grunts]
Ouch.
260
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:53,773
Whoa. Wait.
261
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,859
I fell asleep on that bridge.
I'm dreaming, right?
262
00:12:56,859 --> 00:13:00,446
[male voice]Welcome, Spider‐Man,to my fun house.
263
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:02,824
Please, don't let
there be clowns.
264
00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:04,409
Clowns equal un‐fun house.
265
00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:06,995
Allow me to properlyintroduce myself.
266
00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:10,665
For I am Mysterio,
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00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:14,752
Master of Illusionand dealer of your demise.
268
00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:16,921
Mystery‐who‐now?
269
00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:19,632
Ahead of you are threepathways of doom.
270
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:23,177
Come, choose, and seewhat's on the other side.
271
00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:25,805
[evil laughter]
272
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:28,975
Considering there's
no emergency exits,
guess I have to do this.
273
00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:32,520
I don't know, though.
These don't seem
particularly doomy.
274
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,856
I mean, come on.
There's a door
with a kitty theme.
275
00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:38,985
Destruction by kittens
sounds like the most
adorable way to go.
276
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,987
And also a really solid name
for a band.
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00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:47,869
[all mew]
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00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:49,871
[purring]
279
00:13:49,871 --> 00:13:53,666
Aww! Talk about
warm and fuzzy overload.
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00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,043
[purring]
281
00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:57,045
[deep growling]
282
00:13:57,045 --> 00:14:00,339
Uh, that cat's meow
is a little rough.
283
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:02,258
Maybe it's just
fighting a cold.
[growling]
284
00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:05,428
Like a really, really
285
00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:08,222
bad cold.
[roars]
286
00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:09,432
Not a cold!
287
00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:11,851
[yelling]
[roars]
288
00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:15,229
Wait a minute.
This whole night's
289
00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:18,399
been nothing but holograms
and fake Avenjets.
290
00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:22,278
Which explains why that Hydra
tank didn't trigger
my spider‐sense.
291
00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:27,033
[growling]
Ohh, who's just the cutest
man‐eating thing in this room?
292
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,535
That's right. You are.
293
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,788
[chuckles]
I'm not in any real danger,
294
00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:33,790
because you're totally‐‐
[roars]
295
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,917
Ow!
296
00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:37,877
[grunts, groans]
297
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,004
A real man‐eating thing!
298
00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:42,048
Not fake. Not fake!
[growls]
299
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:44,717
Nice kitty. Nice kitty!
[roars]
300
00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:48,346
[roars]
301
00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:50,348
[grunting]
[roaring]
302
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:53,976
Yaah!
303
00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:56,896
[snarls]
304
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,439
[grunts]
305
00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:00,608
[both growling]
Oh, cool. More panthers.
306
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:03,945
And I was thinking this fight
wasn't fair enough.
[all growling]
307
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:11,953
[grunts]
308
00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:15,289
[sighs]
Another hologram.
[growling continues]
309
00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:19,836
Great. So only one
of these deadly panthers is,
you know, deadly.
310
00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:21,420
Trouble is, which one?
311
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:24,674
Projection's gotta be
coming from somewhere.
Gotcha!
312
00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:27,718
It's tracking
the two on the left,
which means‐‐
313
00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:30,054
Oh, please be right!
314
00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:32,056
[panthers roar]
315
00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:35,059
Okay. Weird.
Kinda awesome, but still weird.
316
00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:38,813
[growls, roars]
[kitten mews]
317
00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:40,481
Now to get outta here.
318
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:45,695
Here again?
How can that‐‐
319
00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:49,532
Something tells me
this Mysterio guy is not
gonna be my new best friend.
320
00:15:49,532 --> 00:15:51,993
What I really want is
a big exit sign.
321
00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:55,955
But this door promises
zero saw blades, so...
322
00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:10,720
[chuckles]
This is... great.
323
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,305
Just me, myself, and I.
324
00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:21,063
[thud]
[grunts]
325
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:22,982
Ouch!
326
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,651
Glad no one saw that.
[whimpers]
327
00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:29,197
This is what J. Jonah
thinks I look like anyway.
328
00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:33,284
Not bad. Maybe I could
go by "Daddy Longlegs."
329
00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:36,204
Watch out, Ant‐Man!
[chuckles]
330
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:40,249
Whoa! Dead end, I guess.
331
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:41,500
Uh...
332
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,752
Huh?
333
00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:48,007
Uh...
334
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,843
Sure.
Nothing creepy about this.
335
00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:53,804
[panting]
Okay.
336
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:56,807
At least that's
a normal reflection‐‐
What?
337
00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:59,977
I have to get outta here.
I feel like I'm losing my mind.
338
00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:03,356
Huh?
339
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,413
Aha! Gotcha!
340
00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:22,041
[grunts]
341
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,709
Stop hitting yourself!
342
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,963
Oh, joy. A reflection of me‐‐
jokes and all.
343
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,508
[yells]
344
00:17:30,508 --> 00:17:33,886
As if I don't already
beat myself up enough.
345
00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:38,015
Okay, that looks
nothing like me.
[grunts]
346
00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:41,143
[grunting]
347
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:48,067
Take that, robo‐me!
348
00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:53,447
Robotics? Panthers? Holograms?
349
00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:56,993
Mysterio's all illusion.
And felines.
350
00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:59,036
But what does
he want with me?
351
00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:03,291
Two rooms down.Welcome to number three.
352
00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:06,711
Come find me, Spider‐Man,if you can make it to the exit.
353
00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:09,463
Finally!
Exit sign, how I love you.
[chuckles]
354
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:12,258
Just glad I didn't have to
go through the room with the...
saw blades.
355
00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:20,933
If I can predict the paths
of the blades, I can...
356
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,476
Got it!
357
00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:29,108
Talk about cutting it close.
358
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:32,570
All right. Is there a word
for the opposite of a fun house?
359
00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:36,282
Please be a real exit.
360
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:39,160
Hmm...
361
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,126
[Mysterio]Welcome to my domain.
362
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:50,296
I admit you've progressedfarther than I imagined.
363
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:53,966
But now, to all good thingsmust come an end.
364
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:57,136
For the fortune you gaze uponis your doom,
365
00:18:57,136 --> 00:19:00,139
at the hands of Mysterio!
366
00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:06,145
Oh, come on!
Nothing? Really?
367
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,397
Do you know how long it took
to perfect that entrance?
368
00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:11,192
[sighs]
Showmanship's a dying art form.
369
00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:13,819
Oh, well.
Good‐bye, Spider‐Man.
[snaps fingers]
370
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:15,363
Stop‐‐
[screaming]
371
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,201
Hello, payday.
372
00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:22,828
Huh.
That was disappointing.
373
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,372
No witty repartee?
374
00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:28,209
I expected more.
[sighs]
375
00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:30,586
That's a wrap.
[laughs]
376
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:34,048
And one of my best
performances to date.
377
00:19:34,048 --> 00:19:36,092
[machinery whirring]
378
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:41,555
Hey, Schmoopy.
379
00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:44,183
The bad man scare you?
[purrs]
380
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:47,853
I'm sorry.
It's all over now.
[growling]
381
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:51,399
Oh, I know.
It's mere scraps.
382
00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:55,361
But once I collect
the bounty on Spider‐Man's head,
383
00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:58,906
you'll be feasting
on only the finest filets.
384
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:01,033
Psst!
385
00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:04,036
Ta‐da!
It‐‐
386
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,497
It can't be.
I destroyed you!
387
00:20:06,497 --> 00:20:08,207
Does this feel
like an illusion?
388
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,334
[yells]
[grunts]
389
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:11,877
[grunts]
390
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:14,505
[grunts, groans]
391
00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:16,090
But how?
392
00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:18,384
Please! You think
you're the only one
393
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,886
who knows how
to program a robot?
394
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:24,140
S‐S‐Stop hitting
[distorted]
yourself.
395
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:27,017
[static, rattling]
So busy gloating,
you didn't notice the ol'
396
00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:29,937
"switch Spidey
with a robot double
and fool the bad guy" trick.
397
00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:33,274
It can't be.
I was so close
to the brass ring!
398
00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:35,234
The money! The respect!
399
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:39,155
[whimpers]
Buddy, this can't be
your first time losing.
400
00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:41,115
Take a breath.
401
00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:43,325
So, someone
put a price on moi?
402
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:45,453
Mind telling me who?
Also, how much?
403
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:48,539
Curious what an arachnid‐powered
hero goes for in this economy.
404
00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:52,251
A magician
never reveals his‐‐
[crying out]
405
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,837
Yeah, well,
the New York Police Department
406
00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:56,881
will be able to get
some answers out of you.
407
00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:58,632
I'll let them know
you're here.
408
00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:00,718
Where is here, anyway?
409
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:09,560
Whoa! Wait! 8:36AM?
410
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:12,229
It's still day?
I only lost half an hour!
411
00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:14,899
Even after dropping
a call to the police,
I still have
412
00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:17,902
over 23 hours to finish
my Horizon Open House project!
413
00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:19,695
[laughs]
414
00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:21,989
Science, here I come!
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