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>>> FROM ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF NEW YORK CITY,

IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON."

TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS, SETH MEYERS, DAVID

BLAINE, MUSICAL GUEST, BURNA BOY AND FEATURING THE LEGEND

DAY ROOTS CREW AND NOW HERE IS YOUR HOST,

JIMMY FALLON ♪

>> HI, EVERYONE. THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR TUNING

IN WELCOME TO THE TONIGHT SHOW.

MY NAME IS JIMMY FALLON AND THERE'S THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE.

ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE THE ROOTS LET'S GET TO THE NEWS AND

JOKES. WELL, GUYS, THIS MORNING

PRESIDENT TRUMP CALLED INTO FOX BUSINESS AND SPENT THE MAJORITY

OF THE INTERVIEW ATTACKING DIFFERENT WOMEN.

LISTEN TO THIS >> WHAT IS YOUR REACTION TO

KAMALA HARRIS? >> NOW YOU HAVE SORT OF A MAD

WOMAN, WITH HER. AOC WAS A POOR STUDENT

THIS IS NOT EVEN A SMART STUDENT.

SHE GOES OUT AND YAPS. NANCY PELOSI IS STONE COLD

CRAZY. >> MAN

LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE WOKE UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE MY

PILLOW MAD WOMAN, NOT SMART AND STONE

COLD CRAZY YEAH

HE'S TOUGH ON THE PHONE, BUT IF YOU REALLY HAD GUTS, HE WOULD

SAY ALL OF THAT ON "THE VIEW." JUST TO DROP A CHERRY ON TOP OF

THE MISOGYNY SUNDAY, TRUMP ALSO SENT A TWEET CALLING "MORNING

JOE'S" MIKA BRZEZINSKI A DITSY AIR HEAD

SERIOUSLY? IF YOU HAD A CO‐WORKER WHO CAME

IN AND SAID THAT KIND OF STUFF ABOUT WOMEN, THEY WOULDN'T BE

YOUR CO‐WORKER BY THE END OF THE DAY.

IT'S LIKE, I'M JUST GOING TO GET MY COAT.

SEE MYSELF OUT AT THIS POINT OUR BEST SHOT AT

TRUMP ATTACKING COVID IS SOMEONE TELLING HIM THE VIRUS

OVULATES [ LAUGHTER ]

>> IF THE ELECTION DOESN'T WORK OUT, TRUMP CAN ALWAYS GET A JOB

AS THE WORST HALLMARK CARD WRITER EVER.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO MY SUBURBAN HOUSEWIFE

PLEASE DON'T BECOME A COLD STONE, CRAZY, DITSY MAD WOMAN

WHO GOES OUT AND YAPS. RIGHT NOW AOC IS LIKE, I DOUBLE

MAJORED IN ECONOMICS AND INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS.

YOU DOUBLE MIDDLE‐AGED IN ELEPHANTS AND LUNCH.

[ LAUGHTER ] >> DESPITE ALL THAT, THE

PRESIDENT'S CAMPAIGN NOW HAS A A WOMEN FOR TRUMP BUS THAT

TRAVELS THE COUNTRY. LOOK AT THIS THING

FUN FACT, THAT'S ACTUALLY THE OLD ACCESS HOLLYWOOD BUS WITH

A NEW PAINT JOB. MEANWHILE THE WIENERMOBILE SAW

THAT AND SAID, WELL, HELLO ALSO IN HIS INTERVIEW TRUMP

DISCUSSED HOW DEMOCRATS WANT FUNDING FOR THE POSTAL SERVICE

AND HE SAID SOMETHING KIND OF ALARMING

LISTEN TO THIS >> THEY WANT $25 BILLION,

BILLION, FOR THE POST OFFICE NOW THEY NEED THAT MONEY IN

ORDER TO HAVE THE POST OFFICE WORK SO IT CAN TAKE ALL OF

THESE MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF BALLOTS.

IF WE DON'T MAKE A DEAL, THAT MEANS THEY DON'T GET THE MONEY

THAT MEANS THEY CAN'T HAVE UNIVERSAL MAIL‐VOTING.

THEY JUST CAN'T HAVE IT. >> OKAY.

HE JUST ADMITTED THAT HE'S NOT AGREEING TO A DEAL TO FUND THE

POSTAL SERVICE BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT MAIL‐IN VOTING TO

BE POSSIBLE FOR THE ELECTION TRUMP IS LIKE ONE OF THOSE

MOVIE VILLAINS WHO SPENDS SO MUCH TIME EXPLAINING HIS PLAN

OUTLOUD THAT THE GOOD GUY MANAGES TO SHIMMY OUT OF HIS

HANDCUFFS. FIRST, I'M GOING TO TAKE YOUR

BODY, AND I'M GOING TO PUT YOU IN THE PA RAN IN A TANK.

THEN I'M GOING TO GET A BUZZ SAW AND IT'S GOING TO COME ‐‐

HE'S GONE. [ LAUGHTER ]

>> POSTAL WORKERS WERE LIKE HOW MUCH LESS FUNDING CAN YOU GIVE

US WE DON'T EVEN HAVE PANTS

[ LAUGHTER ] >> NO ONE IS HAPPY ABOUT THIS.

MILLIONS OF AMERICANS WROTE TRUMP ANGRY LETTERS ABOUT IT

BUT HE WAS LIKE, WEIRD, I DIDN'T GET ANYTHING.

BUT THIS IS NICE WHEN HE FOUND OUT TRUMP WAS MEDDLING IN THE

ELECTION HIMSELF PUTIN WAS LIKE, THEY GROW UP SO

FAST SPEAKING OF THE ELECTION AFTER

JOE BIDEN ANNOUNCED THAT KAMALA HARRIS WAS HIS VP PICK, THE

TRUMP CAMPAIGN WAS QUICK TO RELEASE AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT.

IT SEEMS LIKE THEY CAN'T MAKE UP THEIR MIND ON HOW TO

CRITICIZE HER. CHECK OUT THIS AD.

>> HEY, PROGRESSIVES, DO YOU REALLY WANT KAMALA TOUGH ON

CRIME HARRIS AS YOUR VP? WE DIDN'T THINK SO

AND, HEY, MODERATES, DO YOU REALLY WANT KAMALA NOT TOUGH

ENOUGH ON CRIME HARRIS AS YOUR VP

WE DIDN'T THINK SO EITHER. LOOK, HERE'S THE TRUTH

KAMALA HARRIS IS A RADICAL SORRY IF THAT TRIGGERS YOU

BUT AT THE VERY SAME TIME, SHE'S NOT NEARLY RADICAL

ENOUGH DOUBLE TRIGGERED MUCH?

KAMALA LOVES UNICORNS BUT SHE HATES HORSES WITH HORNING

GROWING OUT OF THEIR HEAD. SHE THINKS KITTENS ARE CUTE BUT

SHE THINKS THAT BABY CATS ARE OVERRATED.

SHE'S THE YIN AND YANG SHE'S ANTI AND PRO SHE IS

BORING AND SHE'S TOO SPICY BOTTOM LINE, KAMALA HARRIS IS

TOO EXTREME AND/OR NOT EXTREME ENOUGH

THIS AD BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN FOR

NONSELF‐CONFLICTING MESSAGES >> HARD TO UNDERSTAND.

EVEN THOUGH TRUMP SPENDING HIS TIME CALLING INTO FOX, I'M SURE

HIS ADMINISTRATION IS FOCUSED ON THE IMPORTANT ISSUES FACING

OUR NATION, RIGHT? >> THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION

WANTS TO CHANGE THE DEFINITION OF A SHOWER HEAD TO LET MORE

WATER FLOW PRESIDENT TRUMP TALKED ABOUT

THE NEED TO KEEP HIS HAIR PERFECT AND COMPLAINED MULTIPLE

TIMES THAT HE WAS NOT GETTING WET ENOUGH

[ LAUGHTER ] >> WOW

FIRST OF ALL, I JUST WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR MAKING EVERYONE

PICTURE TRUMP IN THE SHOWER. EVEN MORE UPSETTING, HE TOOK

OUR TOP SCIENTISTS OFF VACCINE RESEARCH AND PUT THEM ON THIS.

NOT GETTING WET ENOUGH IN THE SHOWER

MEANWHILE, AMERICANS WERE LIKE, SHOWER HEADS, WE HAVEN'T BATHED

IN FIVE MONTHS LET'S GET TO SOME BUSINESS NEWS

AS MOVIE THEATERS ACROSS THE COUNTRY ATTEMPT TO REOPEN.

AMC HAS COME UP WITH A WAY TO BRING CUSTOMERS BACK

LISTEN TO THIS >> AMC HAS ANNOUNCED IT'S

REOPENING ITS THEATERS NEXT WEEK AND TICKETS WILL BE

15 CENTS ON REOPENING DAY. >> FOR 15 CENTS YOU CAN SPEND

TWO HOURS IN FULL PANIC WONDERING IF IT WAS WORTH IT

[ LAUGHTER ] >> AM I DOING THIS

>> A DIME AND A NICKEL >> OLD PEOPLE ARE LIKE, WE'RE

GOING TO GO TO THE MATINEE BECAUSE IT ONLY COSTS A DIME

>> THE NICKELODEON >> THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT IS

IS THIS WORTH IT ALL IT TAKES IS ONE PERSON TO

GO ‐‐ I'M OUT. OKAY

I'M GOOD I'M GOOD

WHAT AM I DOING? MORE SERIOUS NEWS, PRINGLES IS

NOW ‐‐ [ LAUGHTER ]

>> PRINGLES IS NOW SELLING A A CHIP THAT TASTES LIKE

A WENDY'S BACONATER AND THEY WANT PEOPLE TO DIP THEM IN

THEIR FROSTIES THEY'RE ACTUALLY TRYING OUT

SOME NEW SLOGANS FIRST THERE'S A PERSONAL

PANDEMIC FOR YOUR INSIDES. NEXT THERE'S HONESTLY IT'S

PROBABLY SAFER TO SWALLOW THE CAN.

THEN THERE'S THEY DON'T EXPIRE BECAUSE THEY WERE NEVER OKAY TO

BEGIN WITH NEXT THERE'S JUST TRY NOT TO

THINK ABOUT HOW WEIRD OF A A COUPLE MR. PRINGLE AND WENDY

ARE. AND FINALLY, ONCE YOU POP, YOUR

HEART WILL STOP. JUST BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU'RE ‐‐

FINALLY THIS IS GOING VIRAL. THIS SKINNY HOUSE IN ILLINOIS

WAS SOLD FOR $260,000. CHECK THIS THING OUT

LOOK AT THIS LOOK AT THAT

SEE IT AGAIN PUT IT UP AGAIN.

YEAH IT'S A SKINNY HOUSE.

YEAH WHEN YOU PUT YOUR MOUTH THROUGH

THE FRONT SLOT IT JUST FLIES OUT THE BACK

THAT HOUSE IS THE ONLY THING IN AMERICA THAT STAYED SKINNY

DURING QUARANTINE. RIGHT NOW EVERY OTHER HOUSE ON

THE BLOCK IS LIKE, WAIT, AM I FAT?

YEAH, THE SIZE OF THE HOUSE JUST THREE FEET WIDE WHERE AS

NEW YORKERS CALL THAT A PALACE WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU

TONIGHT. FROM LATE NIGHT WITH SETH

MEYERS, SETH MEYERS IS HERE TONIGHT.

PLUS HE JUST ANNOUNCED HIS FIRST LIVE EVENT IN NEARLY A

A DECADE, DAVID BLAINE IS HERE I CAN'T ‐‐ WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE.

I CAN'T EVEN ‐‐ I CAN'T EVEN TALK ABOUT IT.

IN THE SPECIAL, HE'S GOING TO ‐

HE WANTS TO FLY AWAY IN A HOT AIR ‐‐ HOLDING BALLOONS LIKE

UP >> YEAH.

>> HE'S GOING TO SEE IF HE CAN PULL THAT OFF, WEATHER

PERMITTING WHAT HE DOES ON THE SHOW

TONIGHT IS ‐‐ IT'S JUST ‐‐ I DON'T KNOW

REMEMBER LAST NIGHT YOU ‐‐ >> THREW UP?

>> YES, THREW UP THIS WILL ‐‐

>> TOP THAT? >> YEAH, YOU'LL FEEL LIKE

YOU'RE RIGHT AT HOME WATCHING THE SAME ‐‐ IT'S HONESTLY ‐‐

HE'S UN ‐‐ HE'S UNBELIEVABLE THE GUY.

>> HIS MAGIC IS REAL >> HIS MAGIC IS REAL

AND WE HAVE GREAT MUSIC FROM BURN A BOY, EVERYBODY.

RIGHT NOW, LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR THE BOOKS.

♪ >> IT'S THE END OF THE WEEK AND

THAT'S WHEN I CATCH UP WITH PERSONAL STUFF

CHECK MY INBOX, RETURN EMAILS AND SEND OUT THANK YOU NOTES

I WOULD LIKE TO WRITE SOME THANK YOU NOTES RIGHT NOW, I

HOPE THAT'S COOL WITH YOU GUYS CAN I GET SOME THANK YOU NOTE

WRITING MUSIC, PLEASE? ♪

>> THANK YOU, KAMALA HARRIS, FOR BEING HALF‐JAMAICAN AND

HALF‐INDIAN WHEREAS MIKE PENCE IS JUST HALF AND HALF.

♪ >> THANK YOU, JOE BIDEN, FOR

ALWAYS LOOKING LIKE YOU JUST CAME FROM A TOP GUN AUDITION

YOU THINK YOU TOTALLY NAILED NAILED IT.

♪ >> THANK YOU, WOMEN FOR TRUMP

BUS, FOR LOOKING LIKE AN OPTIONAL ACCESSORY YOU CAN BUY

FOR ALT‐RIGHT BLOGGER BARBIE ♪

>> THANK YOU, SHARK WEEK IN 2020, FOR MANAGING TO MAKE TV

SHOWS ABOUT DEADLY SHARK ATTACKS FEEL LIKE A RELAXING

ESCAPE ♪

>> THANK YOU, STUDY THAT FOUND THAT McDONALDS PACKAGING

CONTAINS TOXIC CHEMICALS OR AS THEIR HAMBURGERS CALL IT,

TWIN SEES. TWINSIES

♪ >> THANK YOU, BELUGA WHALE,

BEING RESCUED THIS WEEK FOR LOOKING LIKE YOUR DRUNK FRIEND

AT THE PARTY WHO NEEDED HELP GETTING HIS JACKET ON.

THERE YOU HAVE IT. THOSE ARE MY THANK YOU NOTES

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY.

♪ >>> MY FIRST GUEST IS THE HOST

OF "LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS" WHICH AIRS AT

12:35 A. M. RIGHT HERE ON NBC DO I NEED TO SAY THAT TIME

BECAUSE HE'S ON RIGHT AFTER US HERE IS OUR GOOD FRIEND, SETH

MEYERS 12:35 IS WHEN YOU AIR?

>> YEAH. JUST BECAUSE I THINK THERE

MIGHT BE, LIKE, FIVE SECONDS BETWEEN YOUR SHOW AND MY SHOW.

PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SCHEDULE SOMETHING IN BETWEEN, MAKE SURE

YOU'RE BACK AT 12:35 >> PEOPLE SETTING THEIR DVRs TO

REMIND THEM WHEN YOU'RE ON AS OUR SHOW ENDS, YOU BEGIN.

>> THE FIVE IS THE KILLER. IT'S BAD ENOUGH.

I SAY THIS TO A MAN WHO IS ALSO ON AT 12:35.

THE FACT THEY PUSHED IT TO 12:35 MAKES IT SOUND LIKE IT'S

NOT REAL >> YOU'RE THIS CLOSE

>> I HAVE A TV SHOW. >> YOU'RE CLOSE TO INFOMERCIAL

TIME YOU VERSE SOME ‐‐ THE MY PILLOW

GUY OR SOMETHING >> EXACTLY

>> THE LAST NIGHT YOU WERE ON OUR SHOW WAS MARCH 5th, IS WHAT

I'M REMEMBERING, FROM RESEARCH >> YEAH.

>> AND IT WAS TWO WEEKS BEFORE 30 ROCK WAS SHUT DOWN.

>> A WEEK BEFORE IT WAS A THURSDAY ‐‐ IT WAS

A THURSDAY AND WE BOTH CANCELED THE FOLLOWING THURSDAY

>> WE TALKED ‐‐ WE DIDN'T SHAKE HANDS.

WE JOKED ABOUT NOT SHAKING HANDS AND THEN BY MISTAKE WE

WERE DOING A BIT ‐‐ WE ENDED UP TOUCHING EACH OTHER'S FACES.

>> WELL, I DON'T THINK IT WAS A MISTAKE.

I LOOK BACK AND I THINK THE MISTAKE WAS THAT I WAS BEING

VERY GLIB ABOUT WHAT TURNED INTO A PANDEMIC.

AND I BELIEVE I WAS SAYING THAT YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TOUCH

YOUR FACE, BUT NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT TEACHING EACH

OTHER'S FACES WHICH IS LIKE HA‐HA.

>> AND THE AUDIENCE LAUGHED. I LAUGHED AND AND THEN WE DID

IT >> WE ALL HAD A GRAND OLD TIME

WITH IT. >> BOY, WERE WE WRONG.

>> YEAH. >> CUT TO FIVE MONTHS LATER.

LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS BECAUSE YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB AT

HOME AND, YOU KNOW, WE CAN ACTUALLY TALKING BECAUSE WE DO

THE SAME JOB >> YEAH.

>> WHAT WAS THE MOST CHALLENGING PARTS OF DOING THE

SHOW FROM HOME FROM YOU? YOU HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING? YOU

HAVE TO BE ‐ >> YEAH.

IN THE BEGINNING IT WAS JUST FIGURING OUT, YOU KNOW, THE

TECH OF IT AND WE ‐‐ WITH THINGS LIKE ‐‐ LONG SCRIPTS, WE

FIGURED OUT A TELEPROMPTER APP BUT YOU HAVE TO SET THE SPEED

IN THE BEGINNING AND YOU'RE MARRIED TO THAT SPEED.

AND OBVIOUSLY THE SOURCE VIDEO CAN THEN BE EDITED BUT NOTHING

IS WORSE THAN KNOWING THAT MY STAFF IS WATCHING ME WHEN I

SCREW UP, LIKE BASICALLY WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, WHAT THEY SEE IS

ME GOING ‐‐ AND I HAVE TO LEAN FORWARD AND, LIKE, DO THIS

>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. EXACTLY RIGHT.

BUT ALSO, YEAH, IT CHANGES THE TEMPO OF YOUR JOKE READING TOO

>> YEAH. I THINK WE'VE ALL FIGURED OUT,

LIKE, YOU JUST GOT TO MOVE AHEAD A LOT FASTER

IT'S NOT THAT ‐‐ I THINK THERE WAS A SENSE THAT WE'RE ALL

WAITING FOR OUR LAUGHS THAT AREN'T THERE

IT'S MORE JUST THAT WE'RE PROGRAMMED TO WORK IN FRONT OF

AN AUDIENCE SO YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK OVER LAUGHS.

YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO MISS THE SETUP FOR THE NEXT JOKE.

IT WAS LEARNING LIKE I DON'T THINK PEOPLE ARE LAUGHING SO

HARD THAT THEY CAN'T HEAR THE LAST JOKE.

>> THAT'S A GREAT WAY OF PUTTING IT

THEY'RE LAUGHING THAT HARD THAT THEY ‐‐ NO, IT'S NOT THE WAY IT

WORKS FOR THE TELEVISION ‐ >> WHEN YOU'RE ON AT 12:35,

YOU'RE PROBABLY BEING WATCHED NEXT TO A PERSON WHO IS

SLEEPING SO I DON'T THINK THEY'RE

LAUGHING THAT HARD >> IT IS VERY ‐‐ IT COOLS YOU

RIGHT DOWN WHEN YOU TELL A JOKE AND THERE'S NO RESPONSE,

DOESN'T IT IT IS ‐‐

>> THAT'S THE GREAT THING ABOUT NO AUDIENCE.

EVERYTHING PLAYS THE SAME, RIGHT?

SO I THINK THE HARDEST THING IS WHEN YOU HAVE A JOKE PLAY TO

SILENCE IN A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE

HAVING OPERATED NOW LIKE 60‐PLUS SHOWS WITH NO AUDIENCE,

THE GOOD ONES SOUND JUST LIKE THE BAD ONES

THEY'RE ALL ‐‐ >> YEAH, YEAH.

THAT WAS A CRUSHER JOKE. >> NOTHING

>> NOTHING STILL.

NOTHING. OF COURSE THERE'S NO AUDIO

>> I THINK THERE'S TWO WAYS OF LOOKING, MAN, I HAVEN'T HAD

A LAUGH FOR FOUR MONTHS OR YOU CAN JUST SAY, LIKE, I'M ON A

A ROLL EVERYTHING IS EXACTLY THE SAME

>> ONE AFTER THE OTHER >> CONSISTENCY, WELL DONE,

JIMMY. I LOVE ‐‐ THIS IS YOUR SECOND

LOCATION I LOVE THE SET NOW OF YOUR ‐

WHERE IS THIS SET? >> WE'RE IN OUR ‐‐ MY INLAW'S

HOUSE. THESE ARE MY WIFE'S PARENTS.

THEY'VE BEEN KIND TO LET ME FIND A CORNER AND DO THE SHOW.

THEY'VE BEEN ESPECIALLY KIND BECAUSE I'VE JUST USED A LOT OF

THEIR ARTWORK AND LET IT BECOME CHARACTERS IN THE SHOW

>> I KNOW THAT ‐‐ THE SEA CAPTAIN IS A PREDOMINANT SIDE

KICK ON YOUR SHOW AND I LOVE IT

HE'S NOW BECOME A CHARACTER ON THE SHOW, AS THE DUCK, AS WELL,

THE WOODEN DUCK. >> YEAH.

REALLY ‐‐ REALLY POLARIZING CHARACTERS

A LOT OF PEOPLE ON TWITTER MAKE IT VERY CLEAR THEY DON'T LIKE

IT AND I JUST LIKE TO STRESS TO THEM IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN

FOR A LOT LONGER NO ONE IS COMING BACK TO ME

WITH NEW YORK CITY THEY BELONG TO THE SEA AND THEY

DON'T WANT TO BE ‐‐ THEY DON'T WANT TO BE ON MANHATTAN.

BUT, YEAH, IT'S BEEN FUN THE SHOW HAS TURNED INTO

PEEWEE'S PLAY HOUSE AND I'M HAPPY ABOUT IT

>> CAN I TALK TO THE SEA CAPTAIN?

>> I TOLD THE CAPTAIN I WAS COMING ON YOUR SHOW TONIGHT?

DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO SAY TO JIMMY?

>> ALL RIGHT, JIMMY, I LOVE THE ROOTS!

>> THAT'S SO NICE. THANK YOU, SEA CAPTAIN

THANK YOU FOR BEING ON THE SHOW

THAT'S SO ‐‐ THAT VOICE SOUNDS FAMILIAR

OH, MY GOSH. >> THE VOICE SOUNDS FAMILIAR

AND THE MOST ‐‐ AGAIN, I CAN'T EVEN GIVE A HINT AS TO WHO THE

VOICE IS BECAUSE WE'RE PLAYING IT REAL

CLOSE TO THE VEST. >> ONCE THAT COMES OUT, FORGET

IT >> BUT I WILL SAY THE FUNNIEST

PART OF MY DAY IS TEXTING A PERSON THAT YOU AND I BOTH

KNOW, A BUNCH OF LINES WITH NO CONTEXT AND GETTING A TEXT BACK

IN A SEA CAPTAIN VOICE >> IT'S WELL DONE.

ARE YOUR IN‐LAWS ‐‐ ARE THEY HAPPY THAT YOU'RE THERE OR ‐

HOW IS THAT ‐‐ >> THEY WERE PRETTY HAPPY.

I THINK THEY WERE BRAGGING IT UP TO THEIR FRIENDS, YOU KNOW,

THAT THEIR HOME HAD BECOME A A STUDIO

BUT THEY WERE A LITTLE UNHAPPY BECAUSE ‐‐ TOTALLY TONGUE IN

CHEEK AND SHAME ON ME, WE DID A BIT WHERE I SAID, HEY, WE

WOULD LOVE TO HEAR WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THE SEA CAPTAIN.

WE WOULD LIKE YOU TO GOOGLE SEA CAPTAIN, PRINT THAT PAGE OFF

YOUR COMPUTER, AND THEN EITHER WRITE YES OR NO AND MAIL IT TO

YOUR BEST GUESTS AS WHERE THEY IN‐LAWS LIVE

AND, WELL, SOME PEOPLE DID SOME SLEUTHING AND WE RECEIVED 30

LETTERS. NOW, IN THE MIDDLE OF

A PANDEMIC WHAT YOU'RE NOT SUPERLOOKING FOR IS MAIL FROM

STRANGERS. AND SO PRETTY MUCH EVERY DAY MY

IN‐LAWS ARE LIKE, WHY ARE WE GETTING THIS MAIL?

I'VE BEEN IN THIS HOUSE BEFORE NO ONE HAS EVER SENT FAN MAIL.

AND IT IS DEFINITELY A BUMMER TO HAVE TO TELL THEM, HERE IS

WHY THE MAIL IS COMING I MADE A DUMB JOKE AND PEOPLE

DECIDED TO ENGAGE WITH IT. >> HOPEFULLY THAT STOPS SOON

THE SEA CAPTAIN ‐‐ >> SOMEONE FROM AUSTRALIA SENT

US A LETTER AND THE BEST PART ABOUT IT WAS THEIR VOTE WAS NO

THEY HATED THE SEA CAPTAIN SO MUCH

THEY SENT A LETTER FROM AUSTRALIA.

>> AND MADE IT ALL THE WAY FROM AUSTRALIA TO SAY NO MORE SEA

CAPTAIN. THIS IS ‐‐ YOUR NEXT LOCATION

WILL BE 30 ROCK. >> YEAH, WE'RE COMING BACK

SOON I WANT TO THANK YOU AND YOUR

WHOLE CREW AND EVERYBODY ‐‐ YOU BASICALLY HAVE LIKE SET THE

TONE AND BASICALLY TAKEN ALL THE RISKS ON BEHALF OF US.

THANK YOU SO MUCH. >> IT'S ‐‐ IT'S REALLY A

A BIZARRE TIME TO BE IN THIS BUILDING

I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO BE ‐ NBC IS DOING AN AMAZING JOB

WITH THIS THING, TAKING IT VERY SERIOUSLY.

BUT THERE'S NO CAMERA OPERATORS RIGHT NOW.

THEY'RE ROBOTS AND THERE'S NO ‐

IT'S ‐‐ THERE'S ONE STAGE MANAGER, HAS A MASK AND

A SHIELD IT'S DEFINITELY DIFFERENT.

BUT IT ‐ >> HOW IS HIGGINS TAKING ‐

FINDING OUT HE'S NONESSENTIAL? >> HE'S LOVING LIFE.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME HE'S SO HAPPY.

HE'S DOING VOICEOVERS FROM HIS HOUSE, SENDING ME PICTURES OF

JUMPING IN THE POOL. TODAY IS HIS BIRTH, BY THE WAY

>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY! THERE YOU GO

THAT'S GREAT TO HEAR >>> MORE WITH SETH MEYERS WHEN

WE COME BACK, EVERYBODY.

>>> WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.

I'M TALKING WITH SETH MEYERS SETH, THANKS, AGAIN, FOR COMING

ON THE SHOW. I APPRECIATE IT.

THANK YOU, THANK YOU SO MUCH I KNOW YOU'RE SUPERBUSY AND I

WANT TO SAY, CONGRATULATIONS FOR THE EMMY NOMINATIONS

ONE FOR ‐‐ >> THANK YOU

>> ONE FOR LATE NIGHT AND ALSO THE NETFLIX SPECIAL "LOBBY

BABY." >> THAT WAS A NICE SURPRISE AND

REALLY HONORED >> YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME, MAN

I'M HAPPY FOR YOU GUYS CONGRATS TO THE WHOLE CREW OVER

THERE. "LOBBY BABY" WAS FANTASTIC

IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT, IT REFERS TO YOUR YOUNGEST SON WHO

WAS BORN IN THE LOBBY OF YOUR APARTMENT.

>> YES, AXLE WAS BORN IN THE LOBBY.

>> HOW OLD IS AXLE NOW IS HE 1?

>> HE'S 2 1/2 NOW. HE'S A LITTLE DUDE

>> WOW IS HE TALKING?

>> HE'S TALKING BUT HE'S NOT ENUNCIATING.

IT'S REALLY ‐‐ WE'RE VERY LUCKY.

HIS OLDER BROTHER ASH IS GOOGLE TRANSLATE FOR AXLE

AXLE WILL COME IN THE ROOM AND SAY ‐‐ I HAVE NO IDEA.

YOU'LL LOOK AT ASH AND ASH WILL BE DOING SOMETHING ELSE AND BE

LIKE, HE WANTS HIS LEGO BRIDGE THAT'S INCREDIBLE.

>> THAT'S WILD >> THEY'RE VERY FUN.

THEY'RE VERY FUN THAT WAY. >> AND DO THE PARENTS SPOIL THE

KIDS >> OH, MAN

MY PARENTS WERE HERE FOR THE WEEKEND AND I'M REALIZING THAT

GRANDPARENTS ARE JUST A TERRIBLE INFLUENCE ON YOUR

CHILDREN I WOULD RATHER MY KIDS JOIN

A GANG THAN SPEND THREE HOURS WITH MY PARENTS.

THEY CAME BACK THE OTHER DAY AND MY 4‐YEAR‐OLD WALKED UP AND

SAID, DADDY, I HAVE A SECRET AND I HAVE WHAT IS IT?

HE SAID ‐‐ HE WAS LIKE, GRANDMA SAYS I CAN'T TELL YOU.

THAT SECRETS ARE THINGS YOU CAN'T TELL

I'M LIKE, WHY ARE YOU TEACHING HIM THAT

WHY ARE YOU CUTTING OFF INFORMATION FROM THE PARENT?

AND I WANT YOU ‐‐ YOU KNOW HOW YOU WANT YOUR PARENTS TO TAKE

YOUR KIDS OUT AND TIRE THEM OUT?

MY KIDS COME BACK SO AMPED UP BECAUSE MY DAD ‐‐ GOD BLESS MY

DAD. HE'S GETTING OLDER

ALL HE DOES IS CHASE THEM FOR THREE HOURS.

THEY COME BACK LIKE CHARACTERS IN A HORROR MOVIE, THEIR HEARTS

ARE POUNDING BECAUSE IT'S SO ‐‐ AND THEY

FEED THEM ‐‐ THEY COMPLETELY THROW THEIR DIET OFF

THEY'LL SAY ‐‐ THEY DON'T WANT DINNER

YOU'LL SAY, WHAT DID YOU FEED THEM

THEY'RE LIKE A BAG OF SKITTLES AND HALF A CUP OF COFFEE

>> MY MOM AND DAD FOR MY SISTER'S KIDS, THEY GAVE THEM

PINTS OF ICE CREAM OF BEN AND JERRY'S.

I GO, YOU GIVE THEM A SCOOP ‐‐ THEY'RE LIKE, LET THEM LIVE.

>> ALEXEI'S DAD SAID WHEN ASH WAS 1, WE CAME HOME AND HE HAD

BEEN WATCHING HIM, AND HE ASKED, HAS ASH EVER HAD ICE

CREAM? AND WE SAID NO

HE HAS NOW HE GOES, DON'T WORRY, HE LIKED

IT WE WANTED TO SAY, WE DIDN'T

THINK HE WOULDN'T LIKE IT. >> IT WAS NEVER ON THE TABLE

>> WE SHOULD HOLD OFF ON ICE CREAM UNTIL HE DEVELOPS A TASTE

FOR DAIRY AND SUGAR. >> WHO DO YOU HAVE ON THE SHOW

TONIGHT? >> WE HAVE PAULA PELL, JOHN

LUTZ AND FROM CNN JOHN BERMAN. >> THAT SHOW, BY THE WAY, IT'S

SO FUNNY ON QUIBI. THAT MUST BE A BLAST

>> THE TRUEST FORM OF RELENTLESSLY DUMB JOKES, ONE

AFTER ANOTHER. >> JUST HITTING ‐‐ LOBBING

HOMERS OVER ‐‐ I GO, ANOTHER ONE.

AND THE SET MUST BE SO MUCH FUN BECAUSE SHE'S JUST LIKE ‐‐ IS

EXACTLY PAULA WHEN SHE'S AT HER HOTTEST, SHOOTING FROM ALL

CYLINDERS. SHE'S AMAZING.

I DIDN'T EVEN TALK ABOUT THAT BIT.

DO YOU REMEMBER THAT BIT SHE DOES WHEN SHE INSULTS EVERYBODY

AND LEAVES THE ROOM AND HAS TO COME BACK BECAUSE SHE FORGOT

HER KEYS I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR BACK ON 30

ROCK AND WE'LL GIVE YOU A BIG WELCOME WHEN YOU COME BACK

THANK YOU FOR DOING THE SHOWS THAT YOU'RE DOING BECAUSE

YOU'RE MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH AND IT'S A ‐‐ THAT LITTLE BIT OF

NORMALCY THAT GOES A LONG, LONG WAY.

DOING A GREAT JOB. >> THANKS FOR BEING BACK AND

BEING READY TO SHOW US HOW IT'S DONE WHEN WE JOIN YOU.

>> SETH MEYERS, EVERYBODY. DAVID BLAINE AFTER THE BREAK

STRIKE AROUND. THANKS, SETH

>> THAT WAS SUPERFUN ♪

>>> MY NEXT GUEST IS AN UNBELIEVABLE MAGICIAN WHO JUST

ANNOUNCED HIS FIRST LIVE STUNT IN NEARLY A DECADE ON AUGUST

31st YOU CAN WATCH DAVID BLAINE,

"ASCENSION", LIVE ON YOUTUBE HERE TO TELL US MORE ABOUT IT

IS DAVID BLAINE. GREAT TO SEE YOU, BUD.

>> GREAT TO SEE YOU. >> I'M ALWAYS HAPPY TO SEE YOU

I'M ALWAYS A LITTLE NERVOUS WHEN I SEE YOU AND ANXIOUS

BUT ALWAYS IN A GOOD WAY WE'VE BEEN THROUGH ‐‐ WE'VE

SEEN YOU ‐‐ I'VE SEWED YOUR LIPS SHUT WITH A NEEDLE AND

THREAD >> LET'S TRY SOMETHING SIMPLE.

>> OKAY. >> DO YOU WANT TO TAKE OUT THE

NUMBERS OR THE PICTURES? NUMBER CARDS OR PICTURE CARDS?

>> PICTURES. >> OKAY.

THE PICTURES, YOU HAVE THE JACKS, THE QUEENS OR THE KINGS

WHICH ONES DO YOU WANT YOU DECIDE

>> I LIKE JACKS. >> OKAY.

JACKS, YOU HAVE A RED JACK OR A BLACK JACK

REDS OR BLACKS >> I'M GOING TO SEE A BLACK

JACK >> BY THE WAY, YOU CAN CHANGE

YOUR MIND AT ANY POINT I DON'T WANT YOU TO THINK THAT

I'M MAKING YOU SAY THIS. DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE?

>> NO, I'LL STICK WITH BLACK JACK

>> THE BLACK JACKS, YOU HAVE CLUBS OR SPADES.

WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT? >> I'LL DO CLUBS

>> BY THE WAY, NOBODY EVER CHANGES, BUT YOU CAN

IT'S UP TO YOU >> YOU'RE SO IN MY HEAD RIGHT

NOW. >> IF YOU WANT TO CHANGE TO THE

OTHER ONE, YOU CAN YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT

>> I WILL CHANGE >> TO WHICH ONE?

YOU WANT TO GO TO THE SPADE OR THE CLUB OR ‐‐

>> I'LL SAY ‐‐ I'LL SAY SPADE. >> ARE YOU SURE?

DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE BACK >> NO, JACK OF SPADES.

>> YOU'RE SURE >> YES

>> LOOK, HERE, I JUST WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING FUNNY IN THE

DECK HERE IT IS

THERE'S ONE CARD THAT'S A LITTLE DIFFERENT THAN ALL THE

OTHERS AND YOU CAN SEE, LOOK, THE ONE

CARD THAT IS DIFFERENT IS IN THE MIDDLE AND IT'S ‐‐ SEE THAT

ONE CARD IT'S A JACK OF SPADES.

JIMMY, LISTEN TO ME, IT'S POSSIBLE THAT I DID SOME SLIGHT

OF HAND. WHEN I WAS REMOVING THE CARDS

IN THE BOX, MAYBE I FLICKED IT REALLY FAST, CORRECT

>> SURE. >> NO, IT'S NOT POSSIBLE

BECAUSE THIS, THE JACK OF SPADES IS THE ONLY RED CARD IN

THIS DECK. SEE.

NOT ONLY IS IT THE ONLY RED CARD IN THE DECK, YOU'RE

THINKING, WAIT, MAYBE HE CONVINCED ME

THERE'S NO OTHER CARD THAT WOULD HAVE WORKED.

ONLY THE JACK OF SPADES WOULD HAVE WORKED FROM THE VERY

BEGINNING. LOOK

THE WHOLE DECK BLANK.

>> YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE, MAN. THAT IS INSANITY

>> HOLD ON YOU CAN SEE ALL THE CARDS.

YOU CAN SEE ALL OF THE CARDS ON THE DECK

YOU CAN SEE THEY'RE ALL DIFFERENT, YES

>> YES >> YOU THOUGHT OF A JACK OF

SPADES BUT YOU CHANGED FROM THE JACK OF CLUBS.

NOW I WANT YOU TO THINK OF A A NEW CARD THAT WOULD BE YOUR

FAVORITE CARD BUT ONE THAT I COULD NEVER KNOW

>> OKAY. [ LAUGHTER ]

>> WAIT, JIMMY WHAT WAS THE CARD THAT YOU WERE

THINKING OF? >> IT WAS DIFFERENT CARD

IT WAS 8 OF HEARTS >> OH, YEAH, GOOD.

THAT WORKED. [ LAUGHTER ]

>> OH, MY GOSH >> YOU KNOW THE ‐‐ JIMMY, YOU

KNOW THAT WHEN YOU THINK OF CARDS, LIKE, ANY CARD THAT YOU

WOULD THINK OF, I WOULD BE ABLE TO PRODUCE

IT DOESN'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE >> I DON'T KNOW HOW.

>> ANY CARD THAT YOU WOULD CHOOSE ‐

>> I DON'T KNOW ‐‐ I DON'T KNOW HOW.

I DON'T KNOW HOW >> DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU

HOW? >> SURE.

>> YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU HOW >> NO.

DO I >> THE REASON I CAN SPIT YOUR

CARD OUT OF MY MOUTH IS BECAUSE I HAVE A SECRET ASSISTANT.

YOU MIGHT REMEMBER HIM HE'S GROWN A BIT SINCE THE LAST

TIME YOU SAW HIM >> IT'S NOT A FROG, PLEASE

PLEASE DON'T DO THIS NO, IT'S NOT

YOU'RE NOT DOING THIS. [ LAUGHTER ]

>> WHAT IS GOING ON? WHAT IS GOING ON

YOU HAVE TO STOP DOING THAT, MAN.

THAT IS UN ‐ >> THIS IS MY MAGICAL

ASSISTANT, SEE >> AND HE HANDS YOU DIFFERENT

CARDS. HE'S A VERY GOOD ‐‐ OH, MY

GOSH DAVID, HE'S ‐‐ HE'S GETTING ‐‐

OH, MY GOD DAVID BLAINE, WE HAVE TO TALK

ABOUT YOUR NEW SPECIAL, "THE ASCENSION.

IT'S ON YOUTUBE AUGUST 31st. FROM WHAT I'VE HEARD ABOUT

DAVID BLAINE "ASCENSION" IS THAT ‐

[ LAUGHTER ] >> SORRY

THERE WAS ANOTHER ONE. >> OH, MY GOSH

YOU HAVE TWO ASSISTANTS. >> YEAH.

SO THE NEW ONE THAT I'M WORKING ON, IT'S CALLED "ASCENSION",

AND THE GOAL IS I WANT TO TAKE A BUNCH OF BALLOONS AND JUST

FLOAT UP INTO THE SKY UNTIL I VANISH

MY DREAM HAS ALWAYS BEEN LOOKING UP INTO THE SKY, IT

WOULD BE AMAZING TO JUST ‐‐ LIKE THE MOVIE, GRAB A BUNCH OF

BALLOONS AND GO DRIFTING AWAY. I'VE BEEN PUTTING THIS TOGETHER

AND I HAVE AN AMAZING TEAM AND WORKING WITH YOUTUBE HAS

ALLOWED ME TO KIND OF JUST PUT TOGETHER THIS INSANE IDEA.

>> HOPEFULLY YOU'RE DOING THIS SAFELY

>> YEAH, WE'RE DOING IT SAFELY AND I'VE BEEN PRACTICING AND I

HAD TO GET A HOT AIR BALLOON PILOT LICENSE.

IT GOT MY GAS RESTRICTION LIFTED SO I COULD FLY

HELIUM‐FILLED BALLOONS WHICH IS PRETTY RARE.

I'VE BEEN JUMPING OUT OF AIRPLANES TO GET COMFORTABLE IN

THE AIR. >> WILL YOU HAVE A PARACHUTE OR

ANYTHING WHAT IF THE BALLOONS POP

>> I WOULD HAVE ONE UP IN THE BALLOONS

BECAUSE I ‐‐ I WANT IT TO BE THE IMAGE OF JUST A BOY HOLDING

A BUNCH OF BALLOONS AND DRIFTING AWAY LIKE THE MOVIE I

SAW. I WANT IT TO BE SIMPLISTIC

>> I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU WANT IT TO LOOK LIKE.

YOU CAN ALWAYS DRAW IT YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO IT.

>> SO BEHIND ME IS SOME OF THE ‐‐ WE'RE IN THE WAREHOUSE,

ACTUALLY BEHIND ME IS ENOUGH OF THE

BALLOONS THAT MY DAUGHTER WOULD ‐‐ THIS IS ENOUGH TO

FLOAT MY DAUGHTER RIGHT HERE THIS IS JUST A LITTLE BIT OF

THE RIG WHICH WE'RE GOING TO BE USING.

AND THEN OBVIOUSLY FOR ME IT'S MUCH ‐‐ MUCH BIGGER RIG AND I

WOULD SAY CAN 20 MORE OF THOSE BALLOONS I WOULD GO FLOATING

ALL THE WAY UP AND DISAPPEAR INTO THE SKY LEGITIMATELY.

ANYTHING OVER, YOU KNOW, 18,000 FEET GETS ‐‐ BECOMES MORE AND

MORE DANGEROUS BECAUSE THE TEMPERATURES DROP AND YOU CAN

BECOME HYPOXIC AND THINGS LIKE THAT

I'VE BEEN PRACTICING AND LEARNING ALL OF THAT

>> THIS IS AUGUST 31st THIS IS HAPPENING, LIVE ON YOUTUBE

>> DEPENDING ON THE WINDS. >> OKAY.

WEATHER PERMITTING YOU DON'T WANT TO END UP ‐

>> WEATHER PERMITTING. >> YOU'RE GOING TO END UP IN

CALIFORNIA AGAIN AND YOU'RE GOING TO GO, WHAT HAPPENED TO

DAVID BLAINE HE'S STILL FLOATING.

I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE THIS. I'M PSYCHED FOR YOU.

CHECK OUT DAVID BLAINE, "ASCENSION", STREAMING LIVE ON

YOUTUBE IN JUST A FEW WEEKS, AUGUST 31st WEATHER PERMITTING

DAVID, YOU'RE ALWAYS A GREAT GUEST.

PLEASE BE SAFE, BUDDY. I WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

>> THANK YOU AND THANKS FOR HAVING ME.

GOOD TO SEE YOU. >> WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH

A PERFORMANCE FROM BURNA BOY COME ON BACK

♪ >> Jimmy: PERFORMING A MEDLEY

OF THE SONGS "WONDERFUL" AND "MONSTERS YOU MADE" FROM HIS

NEW ALBUM "TWICE AS TALL," OUT NOW. HERE IS BURNA BOY.

♪ ANYWHERE I GO [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE

'CAUSE MAMA ♪ [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE

♪ I NO WANT MAKE PERSON TELL ME SAY I TOO LAZY ♪

[ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE ♪ AS I DEY HUSTLE

LIKE ADEBAYOR OGUNLESI ♪ ♪ NO GO TALK SAY ME

I TOO LAZY ANYWHERE I GO ♪

[ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE ♪ 'CAUSE MAMA ♪

[ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE ♪

♪ WONDERFUL I GO SHOW YOU WONDER ♪

[ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE ♪ YOU NO GO BELIEVE

WETIN WON HAPPEN NO DISTURBANCE WHEN TH

CATCH YOU ♪ ♪ LIKE YOU DEY SLEE

BUT THIS ONE PASS YO AS THE DON'T START ♪

[ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE ♪ FROM YOUR FEE

ALL OVER ♪ [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE

♪ WITH SOMEBODY DAUGHTE [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE

'CAUSE I'M FEELING I IN MY SOUL ♪

♪ SOMETHING IS CHANGING RIGHT IN YOUR FACE

DEY THERE SLOW SOMETHING DEY SCRATCH ME ♪

♪ KON BE LIKE JAZZ ♪ ♪

♪ ANYWHERE I GO [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE

'CAUSE MAMA ♪ [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE

♪ I NO WANT MAKE PERSON TELL ME SAY I TOO LAZY ♪

[ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE ♪ AS I DEY HUSTLE

LIKE ADEBAYOR OGUNLESI NO GO TALK SAY M

I TOO LAZY ♪ ♪ ANYWHERE I GO

[ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE ♪ CALLING ME A MONSTE

CALLING US FAK NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY

CALLING ME A MONSTER ♪ ♪ JUST 'CAUSE WE SAFE

WELCOME WHERE IT RAINS WHERE WE CREATE BARRICADES

KEEP OUR POSITIONAL WEIGHT ♪ ♪ THAT'S WHY WE STRAP

WITH THE CAS DON'T GET UP FRO

YOU PLACE ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE IT COULD

HAPPEN TODAY NOT KNOWING HO

TO BEHAVE ♪ ♪ THAT IS A SIG

THAT YOU MAK JUST LOOSE YOUR LIFE

WHAT A WASTE ♪ ♪ YOUR BODY FOUND

IN A LAK YOU ‐‐ AROUND IN THE FIS

MAN FOUND YOU DROWNIN' ♪ ♪ FOR DAY

YOU KNOW WE COME FROM A PLACE

WHERE PEOPLE SMILE ♪ ♪ BUT IT'S FAKE

HOW COULD THEY SMILE IF YOU LOOK AROUND M

SURROUNDED BY PAINT ♪ ♪ I SEEN THE SK

TURN TO GREY IT TOOK THE LIGH

FROM THE DAY ♪ ♪ IT'S LIKE THEIR

HEADS OF THE STATE AIN'T COMPREHENDIN

THE HATE ♪ ♪ THAT THE OPPRESSE

GENERATE WHEN THEY BEEN WORKING LIKE SLAVES

TO GET SOME MINIMUM WAGE ♪ ♪ YOU TURN AROUND

AND YOU BLAME THEM THE HECK OF ENRAGE

PUT THEM IN SHACKLES ♪ ♪ AND CHAIN

BECAUSE OF WHAT THEY BECAM WE ARE THE MONSTER

YOU MADE ♪ ♪ CALLING ME A MONSTE

CALLING US FAK NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY

CALLING ME A MONSTER ♪ ♪ JUST 'CAUSE WE SAFE

NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY CALLING ME A MONSTER

MAKE NO MISTAKE ♪ ♪ THAT THERE'S ONLY

SO MUCH THAT YOU CAN TAK WE ARE THE MONSTERS ♪

♪ YOU MAD WE ARE THE MONSTER

YOU MADE ♪ >> Jimmy: THANK YOU TO

BURNA BOY. MORE TONIGHT SHOW WHEN WE COME

BACK, EVERYBODY. ♪

>> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING

STAY SAFE OUT THERE. WASH YOUR HANDS.

DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE. WE'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW

GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY ♪

♪