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>> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE," WITH GUEST

HOST, ROB LOWE. TONIGHT, RAMI YUSEF AND MUSIC

FROM DAWES. AND NOW, ROB LOWE!

>> Rob: WELCOME TO “JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE.”

I'M YOUR HOST FOR THE NIGHT, ROB LOWE, OR AS PEOPLE AT THE

AIRPORT CALL ME, “JOHN STAMOS.” TODAY STARTS THE SIXTH MONTH OF

QUARANTINE FOR MANY OF US. AND THIS TIME HAS BEEN

ESPECIALLY TEDIOUS FOR ME BECAUSE UNLIKE MOST PEOPLE, I

DON'T DRINK. HERE'S A FUN FACT, PLAYING

BOGGLE WITHOUT WINE? INSUFFERABLE.

WHEN YOU GET SOBER, THEY TELL YOU TO TAKE IT “ONE DAY AT A

TIME.” BUT NO ONE PREPARED ME FOR THE

FACT THAT IT WOULD BE THE SAME DAY AT A TIME FOR SIX MONTHS

STRAIGHT. BUT BEING HOME HASN'T BEEN ALL

BAD. MY TWO ADULT SONS MOVED BACK IN

WITH US DURING THE PANDEMIC. I'M BASICALLY LIVING IN A FAILED

TV PILOT, AND I KNOW ABOUT THAT KIND OF THING.

HONESTLY THOUGH, WE'VE REALLY BONDED OVER THE PAST FEW MONTHS,

HAD A LOT OF CHATS ABOUT LIFE LESSONS.

LIKE, I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT FOR DADS TO BE OPEN ABOUT THEIR

FAILURES. WHICH WAS EASY FOR ME, I TOLD THEM TO GO ON YOUTUBE AND

SEARCH FOR “ROB LOWE ACADEMY AWARDS 1989.”

AND OF COURSE, WE ALSO GET TO SHARE OUR TRIUMPHS.

AND WE HAVE ONE TONIGHT. LAST NIGHT HERE ON THE SHOW, I

MENTIONED A GREAT INJUSTICE HAD BEEN DONE TO ME BY MY BELOVED

L.A. DODGERS. THEY HAVE A PROGRAM GOING RIGHT

NOW WHERE YOU PAY TO HAVE A CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF YOURSELF PUT

IN THE SEATS AT DODGER STADIUM, AND ALL THE MONEY GOES TO THE

LOS ANGELES DODGERS FOUNDATION. SO I DID IT, AND THEY GAVE ME A

GREAT SPOT BEHIND HOME PLATE, UNTIL I WAS ABRUPTLY REMOVED AND

REPLACED WITH ‐‐ A CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF GUILLERMO.

I SWEAR, THIS IS NOT A JOKE. THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED AND IT

WAS UNACCEPTABLE ON EVERY LEVEL. BUT I RECEIVED AN OUTPOURING OF

SUPPORT ON THE THOUGHTFUL AND BENEVOLENT MEDIUM KNOWN AS

TWITTER WHEN THE HASHTAG LOWE WAS ROBBED TRENDED LOCALLY FOR

ALMOST 14 MINUTES. PEOPLE WERE PRETTY FIRED UP, AS

YOU CAN SEE.

>> HEY, DODGE ARES WHAT'S UP WITH THIS?

HAVE YOU SEEN "ST. ELMO'S FIRE"? IT'S A GOOD QUESTION, I'M NOT

SURE THEY HAVE. DODGERS, YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT

THAT IN THE DUMPSTER. HEY, WHY DO YOU HAVE FROSTED

TIPS IN 2020. I THINK WE'RE GETTING OFF THE

POINT, BUT YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT WE'RE SAYING.

AND, AS IT TURNS OUT, THE DODGERS DID THE RIDE GHT THING

BASED ON YOUR SUPPORT. LOOK AT THESE TWO.

THE BEST OF FRIENDS. GUILLERMO, ARE YOU GOOD WITH

THIS NEW ARRANGEMENT?

>> Guillermo: IF YOU'RE HAPPY, I'M HAPPY.

>> Rob: GREAT, GOOD. AND JUST TO SHOW THERE'S NO ILL

WILL BETWEEN OUR TWO‐DIMENSIONAL SELVES, THEY EVEN SHARED A SNACK

TOGETHER. AND, IF I MAY, THERE'S BEEN A

LOT OF TALK AROUND THE WORLD ABOUT WHETHER DEMOCRACY STILL

WORKS. WELL TODAY WE HAVE THE ANSWER.

YES, IT DOES. IN THIS VERY LIMITED, ME‐CENTRIC

WAY. DEMOCRACY WORKS.

IF YOU'RE RICH AND FAMOUS. WELL NOW THAT WE'VE TURNED

BASEBALL INTO A CIVICS LESSON, YOU KNOW WHAT EVERYONE ELSE HAS

APPARENTLY BEEN DOING DURING THE PANDEMIC? RECREATIONAL DRUGS.

IT'S TRUE. MARIJUANA SALES AND EDIBLES ARE

WAY UP. I DON'T PARTAKE OF COURSE, BUT I

WAS IN “SUPER TROOPERS 2,” WHICH CLEARLY MAKES ME A STONER BY

PROXY. AND WITH THAT SAID, IT'S TIME

FOR A SPECIAL QUARANTINE EDITION OF THE CLASSIC “JIMMY KIMMEL

LIVE” GAME “WHO'S HIGH?” THE RULES ARE SIMPLE.

THREE PEOPLE WILL POP UP ONSCREEN. ONE OF THEM IS HIGH.

THE OTHER TWO ARE NOT. MY JOB IS TO FIGURE OUT WHO'S

HIGH, HENCE THE NAME OF THE GAME.

LETS MEET OUR FIRST CONTESTANTS.

THIS IS VAN, KAREN, AND DEVON. LET'S FIGURE OUT WHO'S HIGH.

BAN, DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS,

SPECIFICALLY, REPTILES?

>> NO.

>> Rob: TOOK YOU A WHILE TO ANSWER THAT, BRO.

>> IT'S KIND OF A COMPLICATED QUESTION, BECAUSE I DO, BUT NOT

HERE.

>> Rob: ARE YOU LIVING, BAN, ARE YOU LIVING A DOUBLE LIFE?

>> YEAH, KIND OF.

>> Rob: BAN, I NEED TO ASK YOU, ARE YOU AWARE THAT YOU'RE

WEARING A RIDICULOUS HAT?

>> YEAH.

>> Rob: BAN'S, I THINK YOU'RE THE MAN TO BEAT AT THE MOMENT,

MY FRIEND. BUT I'M GOING TO MOVE ON HERE.

I'M GOING TO ASK DEVON. DEVON. HOW MANY TV SHOWS IN THE NCIS

UNIVERSE CAN YOU NAME?

>> JUST "NCIS," SO JUST ONE.

>> Rob: HMM, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO MAKE OF THAT.

OKAY, GOOD, GOOD. KAREN, WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A

LIVING?

>> I'M IN ADVERTISING.

>> Rob: YOU COULD BE HIGH DOING THAT.

SO, THAT DOES NOT RULE YOU OUT.

>> OKAY.

>> Rob: OKAY, I'M GOING TO GO BACK TO BAN, BECAUSE I HAVE HUGE

SUSPICIONS. BAN, HOW DRY IS YOUR MOUTH RIGHT

NOW? WAIT, WHAT IS THAT? HOLD THAT UP AGAIN.

WHAT DO YOU HAVE NEXT TO YOU? WHAT'S IN THERE?

IT'S HIM, HE'S HIGH, HE'S DRUNK. HE'S DRINKING THAT.

I AM GOING WITH BAN. BAN, YOU'RE HIGH, AM I RIGHT?

>> NO!

>> Rob: KAREN! THANK YOU ALL FOR PLAYING BY THE

WAY. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A PRIZE.

SO WHAT DOES OUR GROUP HERE GET?

>> Dicky: A BAG OF BUGLES CRISPY CORN SNACKS, THE ONLY SNACK YOU

CAN STICK ON YOUR FINGERS.

>> Rob: HERE'S OUR NEXT GROUP OF THREE.

WE'VE GOT JOSH, AND WE'VE GOT MIKE, OH, AND LLOYD, THERE YOU

ARE.

>> COME ON, LLOYD, WHERE YOU AT?

>> Rob: JUST BY THE LOOKS OF YAs, Y'ALL ARE LIKELY CANDIDATES.

THAT'S ALL I'M GOING TO SAY. MIKE, I NEED TO SAYKNOW WHAT YO

INSPIRATION WAS FOR GROWING THAT BEARD.

>> OH, MAN, I'VE HAD THIS BEARD FOR PROBABLY 25 YEARS.

>> Rob: HOW OLD ARE YOU, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, HOW OLD ARE YOU?

>> MAYBE I'M 25. I'M 30 YEARS.

>> Rob: A, YOU HAVE SOME KIND OF DISORDER, BECAUSE YOUR HAIR'S

NOT GROWING QUICK ENOUGH, AND ALSO I NEED TO KNOW HOW OLD YOU

ARE.

>> IT'S LIKE A CHIA PET, LIKE A BONSAI TREE, IT'S VERY

THERAPEUTIC KEEPING THIS THING TRIMMED.

>> Rob: YOU'VE ALREADY MENTIONED BONSAI AND CHIA PET.

I'M GOING TO MOVE ON, REGARDING PIZZA, PINEAPPLE ON THE PIZZA OR

ABSOLUTELY NO PINEAPPLE ON THE PIZZA?

>> OH, I LOVE PINEAPPLE. COME ON, NOW.

>> Rob: THAT ALSO PUTS YOU IN THE CATEGORY OF VERY LIKELY TO

BE HIGH. LLOYD, I'M GOING TO MOVE ON TO

YOU THEN, FIRST OF ALL, LLOYD, WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?

>> FISHING DIRECTOR, LINE FISHER. JIMMY KIMMEL'S NEXT STAGE

MANAGER.

>> Rob: A DIRECTOR AND LINE PRODUCER WHO CANNOT FIGURE OUT

HOW TO GET PIPED IN TO A TELEVISION SHOW.

YOU MAY NOT BE COMING BACK AFTER COVID, BRO, I GOT NEWS FOR YOU.

ENJOY THE NEW CAREER. AUDIENCE WATCHING AT HOME, DO

YOU HAVE A VOTE? I THINK I'M READY FOR MY VOTE,

AND VERY TO GO WITH THE TELEVISION PROFESSIONAL WHO

CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO LOG‐IN TO THIS CONVERSATION.

LLOYD, I THINK YOU'RE HIGH AF. LLOYD, YOU STILL WITH US?

>> WELL, ACTUALLY, YES.

>> Rob: ACTUALLY, YEAH. I GO OUT A WINNER.

THANK YOU, THANK YOU FOR PLAYING. DICKEY, GIVE THESE MEN A PRIZE.

>> Dicky: GENTLY‐USED FINL ET

CETERA SPINNERS.

>> Rob: WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW COMING UP, MUSIC FROM DAWES, AND

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH RAMI YUSEF.

♪

>> Rob: WELCOME BACK TO “JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE,” I'M HOST,

ROB LOWE. IF YOU'RE LIKING ANY OF THE

SKILLS I'M DISPLAYING TONIGHT, I

WANT YOU TO CHECK OUT MY PODCAST.

IT HAS THE VERY SMART AND PROVOCATIVE, DEMI MOORE.

“LITERALLY! WITH ROB LOWE” AS WE SPEAK. SO CHECK THAT OUT.

IN JUST A LITTLE BIT, A GREAT BAND FROM RIGHT HERE IN

LOS ANGELES. THEIR NEW ALBUM, “GOOD LUCK WITH

WHATEVER,” COMES OUT OCTOBER 2ND. MUSIC FROM DAWES IS ON THE WAY.

AND NEXT WEEK, THE SHOW HAS A GREAT LINE UP OF GUEST HOSTS

INCLUDING KERRY WASHINGTON, BEN PLATT, AND THE RETURN OF

ANTHONY ANDERSON. OUR GUEST TONIGHT IS THE

CREATOR, PRODUCER, DIRECTOR AND TITLE CHARACTER OF THE EXCELLENT

HULU SHOW “RAMY,” ON WHICH HE STARS AS A SELF‐DOUBTING, AND

FREQUENTLY SELF‐PLEASURING, YOUNG EGYPTIAN‐AMERICAN MUSLIM

LIVING WITH HIS PARENTS IN NEW JERSEY.

I MEAN, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A SHOW I'VE SEEN BEFORE, BUT I'M SURE

HE'S DONE SOMETHING NEW WITH IT. HE'S ALREADY WON A GOLDEN GLOBE

AND NOW HE'S NOMINATED FOR TWO EMMY AWARDS, TOO.

I HATE THIS GUY ALREADY. PLEASE WELCOME RAMY YOUSSEF.

>> DUDE, SO GOOD TO SEE YOU, MAN.

>> Rob: YOUR SHOW, HOW DOES A SHOW THAT TRIULY ORIGINAL GET O

THE AIR?

>> WE JUST TELL THEM, DUDE, YOU DON'T HAVE ANOTHER ONE LIKE IT.

IT'S THE THING WHERE WE SAW THERE'S AN OPPORTUNITY FOR

PEOPLE TO SEE AN ARAB MUSLIM CHARACTER IN A REAL WAY.

I DIDN'T GROW UP WITH ANY ARAB MUSLIM CHARACTERS ON TV.

WE HAD "ALADDIN." YOU KNOW, HE HAD THE CARPET, AND

WE KNEW IT FLEW, BUT WE WEREN'T SURE, DOES HE PRAY ON IT?

WE DON'T KNOW.

>> Rob: YOU'RE LIKE AN AWARDS MAGNET.

WHEN I WORKED WITH ALLISON JANNEY ON "THE WEST WING", SHE

WAS LIKE THAT. SHE COULD NOT STOP WINNING

AWARDS. YOU'RE THE SAME, YOU'VE ALREADY

WON A GOLDEN GLOBE, UP FOR TWO EMMIES.

WHAT IS IT LIKE, YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY TO BEING THE YOUNGER,

MUSLIM, MERYL STREEP, HOW DOES THAT FEEL?

>> IT'S A LITTLE OVERWHELMING, BECAUSE PEOPLE COMPARE ME TO HER

SO MUCH. IT'S CONSTANTLY ME AND HER IN

THE SAME CONVO, SO YEAH, I TRY TO FOCUS ON MY LANE AND NOT TRY

TO EMULATE HERS, BUT YEAH, IT'S JUST KIND OF THE PATH THAT'S

BEEN HAPPENING.

>> Rob: DID YOU EVER HAVE A MOMENT WHEN THEY'RE UP THERE

READING THE ENVELOPE, AND YOU'RE EITHER CONVINCED YOU'RE GOING TO

WIN OR CONVINCED YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WIN?

BECAUSE I HAVE A LOT OF THOSE MOMENTS.

MY MOMENTS ARE, OH, HERE'S ANOTHER ONE I'M NOT GOING TO WIN.

SIX‐TIME GOLDEN GLOBE FAILLURE. TEACH ME.

WHAT IS IT LAKIKE TO ACTUALLY W.

>> YOU'RE SO TALL AND CHISELLED. YOU LOOK LIKE THE GLOBE I WON.

YOU HAVE THE LOOK, SO THAT'S ALL THAT I REALLY THINK YOU HSHOULD

FEEL GOOD ABOUT THAT. I NEED IT MORE THAN YOU, FOR

SURE. THOSE MOMENTS ARE TOTALLY DIFFERENT, MAN, BECAUSE I KNEW

THE GLOBE I WAS GOING TO WIN, BECAUSE I SAW JENNIFER ANISTON

JUST LIKE LOOKING AT THE CARD WHEN SHE OPENED, SHE WAS JUST

KIND OF LOOKING AT IT LIKE, LIKE I SAW THIS LOOK THAT I'VE SEEN

ON EVERY SUBSTITUTE TEACHER'S FACE WHEN THEY CAME TO MY NAME.

OH, MY GOD, IT'S ME. I KNOW SHE WAS ABOUT TO SAY A

NAME SHE KNEW, AND WAS LIKE, WHO IS IT?

AND THEN REESE CAME IN AND SAVED THE DAY.

THERE WERE TWO SECONDS WHEN I WAS LIKE, OH, MY GOD, I KNOW

THAT FACE.

>> Rob: IF ONLY YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN A BET DOWN IN VEGAS ON

YOUR PHONE. I'M SURE, WERE YOU THE ODDS‐ON

FAVORITE TO STEAL THIS CATEGORY AS A NEWCOMER?

>> I WAS NOT. I ACTUALLY KNOW, BECAUSE MY

BUDDY, STEVE WEI, WHO'S ON MY SHOW, HIS UNCLE BOB BET ON ME,

AND SO UNCLE BOB BET FROM THE HEART.

I THINK HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN ONE OF THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO WON.

>> Rob: I ALSO HEARD A STORY, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S TRUE, BUT

IT'S SO INSANE IT HAS TO BE. IN YOUR CATEGORY WAS MICHAEL

DOUGLAS, AND YOUR MOTHER WAS ROOTING FOR MICHAEL DOUGLAS?

>> THE THING, LIKE EGYPTIANS LOVE MICHAEL DOUGLAS, THIS IS

NEWS THAT'S NOT OUT THERE ABOUT US. BIG, BIG MICHAEL DOUGLAS FAN,

AND SHE'S LIKE, HE HAS MORE MOVIES THAN YOU.

AND I TRIED TO TELL HER, THAT'S NOT HOW THEY DO IT, IT'S ABOUT

THIS YEAR, THESE SHOWS. SHE WAS VERY HAPPY.

>> Rob: IT'S FUNNY, I WENT TO EGYPT BRIEFLY, AND EVERY NIGHT

THEY PIPED IN THE THEME FROM "ROMANCING THE STONE."

SO THAT MAKES PERFECT SINCE.

>> CLASSIC TRADITION.

>> Rob: WHO IS SHE ROOTING FOR THIS YEAR?

IS SHE ACTUALLY GOING FOR YOU.

>> SHE'S GOING FOR ME ALL THE WAY.

I TALKED TO MY AUNT IN EGYPT. ALL OF EGYPT IS PRAYING FOR THE

EMMY.

>> Rob: THAT'S A LOT OF PRAYER.

>> I'M SURE EUGENE LIEVY HAS SOE PRAYERS.

>> Rob: IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, MY SON A YOUNG WRITER AND ACTOR.

IT'S GUYS LIKE YOU THAT I POINT HIM TOWARDS AS GREAT ROLE MODELS.

I REALLY MEAN THIS. FOR ANYBODY WHO WANTS TO BE AN

ACTOR OR WHATEVER. YOU MAKE IT HAPPEN, YOU DIDN'T

SIT AROUND AND WAIT FOR THE RIGHT ROLE TO COME AROUND, YOU

BUILT IT FOR YOURSELF. I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW GREAT I

THAT I IS AND HOW MUCH I LOVE THE SUCCESS YOU'RE HAVING.

THIS WHOLE THING HAS MADE ME DEHYDRATED.

I'M GOING TO TAKE A LITTLE ‐‐

>> YEAH, WE GOT TO JUST GET SOME. YEAH.

>> Rob: LOOK AT YOU GETTING ALL COMPETITIVE.

>> YEAH, MINE'S NOT, YOU DON'T NEED THE GLOBE.

YOU'VE GOT THE BIGGER, YEAH, WE GET IT.

>> Rob: YOU KNOW, I'D RATHER HAVE A BIGGER WATER BOTTLE THAN

GOLDEN GLOBE ANY DAY, AND ANYBODY WHO KNOWS ME THAT KNOWS

THAT.

>> THAT'S WHY YOUR SKIN'S SO CLEAR.

>> Rob: GOOD LUCK AT THE EMMIES, I WILL BE ROOTING FOR YOU EVEN

IF YOUR PARENTS AREN'T.

>> THANKS, ROB.

>> Rob: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MUSIC FROM DAWES.

♪

>> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS

PRESENTED BY MERCEDES BENZ, THE BEST OR NOTHING.

>> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS

PRESENTED BY MERCEDES BENZ, THE BEST OR NOTHING.

>> Rob: WELCOME BACK TO “JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE.”

I'M ROB LOWE. MY NEXT GUESTS HAULED ALL THEIR

BAND GEAR UP TO THE ROOF FOR THIS.

THEIR ALBUM, “GOOD LUCK WITH WHATEVER,” COMES OUT OCTOBER 2ND.

PLAYING, “WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO,” DAWES!

♪

♪ WHO WHO DO YOU THINK

YOU'RE TALKIN' TO IS IT THE MAN THAT

WAS HERE BEFORE ME ♪

♪ THE ONE WHO WRECKED

YOUR HEART AND WALKED CAUSE IF IT IS

THEN I'LL LET YOU TALK ♪

♪ IT'S CLEAR THAT'S

SOMETHING YOU'RE STILL WORKING THROUGH ♪

♪ BUT WHO WHO DO YOU

THINK YOU'RE TALKIN' TO ♪

♪ WHERE WHERE DO YOU THINK

YOU ARE RIGHT NOW IS THERE A REASON YOU'RE

STILL DIGGING UP THE PAST ♪

♪ BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T

TOUCHED YOUR DRINK AND YOU HAVEN'T

STOPPED TO THINK ♪

♪ IF I HOLD YOU BACK FROM

ANYONE THAT CARES FOR YOU BUT WHO WHO DO YOU THINK

YOU'RE TALKIN' TO ♪

♪ WHAT DO YOU WANT ME

TO SAY TO THIS FRANKLY I THINK WE WOULD BE REMISS ♪

♪ IF WE DON'T REMIND

OURSELVES TO SHARE THE PAINFUL MEMORIES TOO

SO BABY TELL ME WHO ♪

♪ DO YOU NEED

TO BE ALONE CAN YOU FIND YOUR OWN RIDE HOME ♪

♪ AND IS THAT STILL

A HOUSE THAT YOU CAN'T BEAR TO LEAVE ♪

♪ DOES HIS COAT

HANG IN THE HALL ARE HIS PICTURES ON THE WALL ♪

♪ AND IS THERE ONE

OF US YOU'RE TRYING TO DECEIVE ♪

♪ OH BABE THE TRAINS WILL

ALL STOP RUNNING SOON I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG IT'S

BEEN SINCE YOU WALKED AWAY ♪

♪ AND AFTER ALL

I'VE SAID SO FAR THE TENDER OF THIS BAR ♪

♪ SAYS THE ONLY PEOPLE

LEFT HERE MAN ARE ME AND YOU ♪

♪ SO BUDDY WHO

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKIN' TO ♪

♪ WHAT DO YOU WANT ME

TO SAY TO THIS FRANKLY I THINK WE WOULD BE REMISS ♪

♪ IF WE DON'T REMIND

OURSELVES TO SHARE THE PAINFUL MEMORIES TOO

SO BABY TELL ME WHO ♪

♪ WHO DO YOU THINK

YOU'RE TALKIN' TO WHO DO YOU THINK

YOU'RE TALKIN' TO ♪

♪ WHO DO YOU THINK

YOU'RE TALKIN' TO WHO DO YOU THINK

YOU'RE TALKIN' TO ♪

♪ WHO DO YOU THINK

YOU'RE TALKIN' TO WHO DO YOU THINK

YOU'RE TALKIN' TO ♪

♪ WHO DO YOU THINK

YOU'RE TALKIN' TO WHO DO YOU THINK

YOU'RE TALKIN' TO ♪

>> Rob: WELL, THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE.

I'D LIKE TO THANK RAMY YOUSSEF, DAWES AND MY IDENTICAL TWIN,

JIMMY KIMMEL. “NIGHTLINE” IS NEXT.

YOU MAY NOW GO TO SLEEP, HAVE A PANIC ATTACK OR MAYBE SOME FUN

COMBINATION OF THE TWO. GOODNIGHT. ADIOS.

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