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>> Dicky: FROM HOLLYWOOD, IT'S
"JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE," WITH GUEST
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HOST, ROB LOWE.
TONIGHT, RAMI YUSEF AND MUSIC
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FROM DAWES. AND NOW, ROB LOWE!
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>> Rob: WELCOME TO “JIMMY KIMMEL
LIVE.”
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I'M YOUR HOST FOR THE NIGHT,
ROB LOWE, OR AS PEOPLE AT THE
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AIRPORT CALL ME, “JOHN STAMOS.”
TODAY STARTS THE SIXTH MONTH OF
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QUARANTINE FOR MANY OF US.
AND THIS TIME HAS BEEN
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ESPECIALLY TEDIOUS FOR ME
BECAUSE UNLIKE MOST PEOPLE, I
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DON'T DRINK.
HERE'S A FUN FACT, PLAYING
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BOGGLE WITHOUT WINE?
INSUFFERABLE.
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WHEN YOU GET SOBER, THEY TELL
YOU TO TAKE IT “ONE DAY AT A
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TIME.”
BUT NO ONE PREPARED ME FOR THE
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FACT THAT IT WOULD BE THE SAME
DAY AT A TIME FOR SIX MONTHS
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STRAIGHT.
BUT BEING HOME HASN'T BEEN ALL
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BAD.
MY TWO ADULT SONS MOVED BACK IN
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WITH US DURING THE PANDEMIC.
I'M BASICALLY LIVING IN A FAILED
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TV PILOT, AND I KNOW ABOUT THAT
KIND OF THING.
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HONESTLY THOUGH, WE'VE REALLY
BONDED OVER THE PAST FEW MONTHS,
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HAD A LOT OF CHATS ABOUT LIFE
LESSONS.
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LIKE, I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT FOR
DADS TO BE OPEN ABOUT THEIR
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FAILURES. WHICH WAS EASY FOR ME,
I TOLD THEM TO GO ON YOUTUBE AND
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SEARCH FOR “ROB LOWE ACADEMY
AWARDS 1989.”
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AND OF COURSE, WE ALSO GET TO
SHARE OUR TRIUMPHS.
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AND WE HAVE ONE TONIGHT.
LAST NIGHT HERE ON THE SHOW, I
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MENTIONED A GREAT INJUSTICE HAD
BEEN DONE TO ME BY MY BELOVED
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L.A. DODGERS.
THEY HAVE A PROGRAM GOING RIGHT
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NOW WHERE YOU PAY TO HAVE A
CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF YOURSELF PUT
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IN THE SEATS AT DODGER STADIUM,
AND ALL THE MONEY GOES TO THE
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LOS ANGELES DODGERS FOUNDATION.
SO I DID IT, AND THEY GAVE ME A
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GREAT SPOT BEHIND HOME PLATE,
UNTIL I WAS ABRUPTLY REMOVED AND
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REPLACED WITH ‐‐
A CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF GUILLERMO.
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I SWEAR, THIS IS NOT A JOKE.
THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED AND IT
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WAS UNACCEPTABLE ON EVERY LEVEL.
BUT I RECEIVED AN OUTPOURING OF
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SUPPORT ON THE THOUGHTFUL AND
BENEVOLENT MEDIUM KNOWN AS
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TWITTER WHEN THE HASHTAG LOWE
WAS ROBBED TRENDED LOCALLY FOR
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ALMOST 14 MINUTES.
PEOPLE WERE PRETTY FIRED UP, AS
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YOU CAN SEE.
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>> HEY, DODGE ARES WHAT'S UP
WITH THIS?
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HAVE YOU SEEN "ST. ELMO'S FIRE"?
IT'S A GOOD QUESTION, I'M NOT
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SURE THEY HAVE.
DODGERS, YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT
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THAT IN THE DUMPSTER.
HEY, WHY DO YOU HAVE FROSTED
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TIPS IN 2020.
I THINK WE'RE GETTING OFF THE
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POINT, BUT YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT
WE'RE SAYING.
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AND, AS IT TURNS OUT, THE
DODGERS DID THE RIDE GHT THING
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BASED ON YOUR SUPPORT.
LOOK AT THESE TWO.
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THE BEST OF FRIENDS.
GUILLERMO, ARE YOU GOOD WITH
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THIS NEW ARRANGEMENT?
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>> Guillermo: IF YOU'RE HAPPY,
I'M HAPPY.
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>> Rob: GREAT, GOOD.
AND JUST TO SHOW THERE'S NO ILL
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WILL BETWEEN OUR TWO‐DIMENSIONAL
SELVES, THEY EVEN SHARED A SNACK
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TOGETHER.
AND, IF I MAY, THERE'S BEEN A
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LOT OF TALK AROUND THE WORLD
ABOUT WHETHER DEMOCRACY STILL
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WORKS.
WELL TODAY WE HAVE THE ANSWER.
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YES, IT DOES.
IN THIS VERY LIMITED, ME‐CENTRIC
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WAY. DEMOCRACY WORKS.
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IF YOU'RE RICH AND FAMOUS.
WELL NOW THAT WE'VE TURNED
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BASEBALL INTO A CIVICS LESSON,
YOU KNOW WHAT EVERYONE ELSE HAS
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APPARENTLY BEEN DOING DURING THE
PANDEMIC? RECREATIONAL DRUGS.
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IT'S TRUE.
MARIJUANA SALES AND EDIBLES ARE
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WAY UP.
I DON'T PARTAKE OF COURSE, BUT I
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WAS IN “SUPER TROOPERS 2,” WHICH
CLEARLY MAKES ME A STONER BY
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PROXY.
AND WITH THAT SAID, IT'S TIME
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FOR A SPECIAL QUARANTINE EDITION
OF THE CLASSIC “JIMMY KIMMEL
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LIVE” GAME “WHO'S HIGH?”
THE RULES ARE SIMPLE.
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THREE PEOPLE WILL POP UP
ONSCREEN. ONE OF THEM IS HIGH.
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THE OTHER TWO ARE NOT.
MY JOB IS TO FIGURE OUT WHO'S
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HIGH, HENCE THE NAME OF THE GAME.
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LETS MEET OUR FIRST CONTESTANTS.
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THIS IS VAN, KAREN, AND DEVON.
LET'S FIGURE OUT WHO'S HIGH.
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BAN, DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS,
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SPECIFICALLY, REPTILES?
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>> NO.
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>> Rob: TOOK YOU A WHILE TO
ANSWER THAT, BRO.
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>> IT'S KIND OF A COMPLICATED
QUESTION, BECAUSE I DO, BUT NOT
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HERE.
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>> Rob: ARE YOU LIVING, BAN, ARE
YOU LIVING A DOUBLE LIFE?
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>> YEAH, KIND OF.
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>> Rob: BAN, I NEED TO ASK YOU,
ARE YOU AWARE THAT YOU'RE
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WEARING A RIDICULOUS HAT?
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>> YEAH.
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>> Rob: BAN'S, I THINK YOU'RE
THE MAN TO BEAT AT THE MOMENT,
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MY FRIEND.
BUT I'M GOING TO MOVE ON HERE.
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I'M GOING TO ASK DEVON. DEVON.
HOW MANY TV SHOWS IN THE NCIS
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UNIVERSE CAN YOU NAME?
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>> JUST "NCIS," SO JUST ONE.
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>> Rob: HMM, I DON'T KNOW WHAT
TO MAKE OF THAT.
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OKAY, GOOD, GOOD.
KAREN, WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A
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LIVING?
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>> I'M IN ADVERTISING.
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>> Rob: YOU COULD BE HIGH DOING
THAT.
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SO, THAT DOES NOT RULE YOU OUT.
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>> OKAY.
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>> Rob: OKAY, I'M GOING TO GO
BACK TO BAN, BECAUSE I HAVE HUGE
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SUSPICIONS.
BAN, HOW DRY IS YOUR MOUTH RIGHT
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NOW? WAIT, WHAT IS THAT?
HOLD THAT UP AGAIN.
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WHAT DO YOU HAVE NEXT TO YOU?
WHAT'S IN THERE?
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IT'S HIM, HE'S HIGH, HE'S DRUNK.
HE'S DRINKING THAT.
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I AM GOING WITH BAN.
BAN, YOU'RE HIGH, AM I RIGHT?
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>> NO!
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>> Rob: KAREN!
THANK YOU ALL FOR PLAYING BY THE
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WAY.
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A PRIZE.
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SO WHAT DOES OUR GROUP HERE GET?
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>> Dicky: A BAG OF BUGLES CRISPY
CORN SNACKS, THE ONLY SNACK YOU
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CAN STICK ON YOUR FINGERS.
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>> Rob: HERE'S OUR NEXT GROUP OF
THREE.
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WE'VE GOT JOSH, AND WE'VE GOT
MIKE, OH, AND LLOYD, THERE YOU
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ARE.
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>> COME ON, LLOYD, WHERE YOU AT?
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>> Rob: JUST BY THE LOOKS OF
YAs, Y'ALL ARE LIKELY CANDIDATES.
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THAT'S ALL I'M GOING TO SAY.
MIKE, I NEED TO SAYKNOW WHAT YO
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INSPIRATION WAS FOR GROWING THAT
BEARD.
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>> OH, MAN, I'VE HAD THIS BEARD
FOR PROBABLY 25 YEARS.
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>> Rob: HOW OLD ARE YOU, WAIT,
WAIT, WAIT, HOW OLD ARE YOU?
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>> MAYBE I'M 25.
I'M 30 YEARS.
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>> Rob: A, YOU HAVE SOME KIND OF
DISORDER, BECAUSE YOUR HAIR'S
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NOT GROWING QUICK ENOUGH, AND
ALSO I NEED TO KNOW HOW OLD YOU
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ARE.
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>> IT'S LIKE A CHIA PET, LIKE A
BONSAI TREE, IT'S VERY
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THERAPEUTIC KEEPING THIS THING
TRIMMED.
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>> Rob: YOU'VE ALREADY MENTIONED
BONSAI AND CHIA PET.
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I'M GOING TO MOVE ON, REGARDING
PIZZA, PINEAPPLE ON THE PIZZA OR
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ABSOLUTELY NO PINEAPPLE ON THE
PIZZA?
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>> OH, I LOVE PINEAPPLE.
COME ON, NOW.
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>> Rob: THAT ALSO PUTS YOU IN
THE CATEGORY OF VERY LIKELY TO
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BE HIGH.
LLOYD, I'M GOING TO MOVE ON TO
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YOU THEN, FIRST OF ALL, LLOYD,
WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?
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>> FISHING DIRECTOR, LINE
FISHER. JIMMY KIMMEL'S NEXT STAGE
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MANAGER.
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>> Rob: A DIRECTOR AND LINE
PRODUCER WHO CANNOT FIGURE OUT
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HOW TO GET PIPED IN TO A
TELEVISION SHOW.
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YOU MAY NOT BE COMING BACK AFTER
COVID, BRO, I GOT NEWS FOR YOU.
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ENJOY THE NEW CAREER.
AUDIENCE WATCHING AT HOME, DO
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YOU HAVE A VOTE?
I THINK I'M READY FOR MY VOTE,
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AND VERY TO GO WITH THE
TELEVISION PROFESSIONAL WHO
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CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO LOG‐IN
TO THIS CONVERSATION.
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LLOYD, I THINK YOU'RE HIGH AF.
LLOYD, YOU STILL WITH US?
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>> WELL, ACTUALLY, YES.
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>> Rob: ACTUALLY, YEAH.
I GO OUT A WINNER.
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THANK YOU, THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.
DICKEY, GIVE THESE MEN A PRIZE.
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>> Dicky: GENTLY‐USED FINL ET
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CETERA SPINNERS.
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>> Rob: WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
COMING UP, MUSIC FROM DAWES, AND
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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH RAMI
YUSEF.
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♪
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>> Rob: WELCOME BACK TO
“JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE,” I'M HOST,
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ROB LOWE.
IF YOU'RE LIKING ANY OF THE
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SKILLS I'M DISPLAYING TONIGHT, I
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WANT YOU TO CHECK OUT MY PODCAST.
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IT HAS THE VERY SMART AND
PROVOCATIVE, DEMI MOORE.
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“LITERALLY! WITH ROB LOWE” AS WE
SPEAK. SO CHECK THAT OUT.
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IN JUST A LITTLE BIT, A GREAT
BAND FROM RIGHT HERE IN
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LOS ANGELES.
THEIR NEW ALBUM, “GOOD LUCK WITH
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WHATEVER,” COMES OUT OCTOBER 2ND.
MUSIC FROM DAWES IS ON THE WAY.
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AND NEXT WEEK, THE SHOW HAS A
GREAT LINE UP OF GUEST HOSTS
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INCLUDING KERRY WASHINGTON,
BEN PLATT, AND THE RETURN OF
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ANTHONY ANDERSON.
OUR GUEST TONIGHT IS THE
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CREATOR, PRODUCER, DIRECTOR AND
TITLE CHARACTER OF THE EXCELLENT
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HULU SHOW “RAMY,” ON WHICH HE
STARS AS A SELF‐DOUBTING, AND
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FREQUENTLY SELF‐PLEASURING,
YOUNG EGYPTIAN‐AMERICAN MUSLIM
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LIVING WITH HIS PARENTS IN
NEW JERSEY.
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I MEAN, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A SHOW
I'VE SEEN BEFORE, BUT I'M SURE
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HE'S DONE SOMETHING NEW WITH IT.
HE'S ALREADY WON A GOLDEN GLOBE
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AND NOW HE'S NOMINATED FOR TWO
EMMY AWARDS, TOO.
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I HATE THIS GUY ALREADY.
PLEASE WELCOME RAMY YOUSSEF.
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>> DUDE, SO GOOD TO SEE YOU,
MAN.
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>> Rob: YOUR SHOW, HOW DOES A
SHOW THAT TRIULY ORIGINAL GET O
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THE AIR?
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>> WE JUST TELL THEM, DUDE, YOU
DON'T HAVE ANOTHER ONE LIKE IT.
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IT'S THE THING WHERE WE SAW
THERE'S AN OPPORTUNITY FOR
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PEOPLE TO SEE AN ARAB MUSLIM
CHARACTER IN A REAL WAY.
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I DIDN'T GROW UP WITH ANY ARAB
MUSLIM CHARACTERS ON TV.
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WE HAD "ALADDIN."
YOU KNOW, HE HAD THE CARPET, AND
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WE KNEW IT FLEW, BUT WE WEREN'T
SURE, DOES HE PRAY ON IT?
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WE DON'T KNOW.
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>> Rob: YOU'RE LIKE AN AWARDS
MAGNET.
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WHEN I WORKED WITH ALLISON
JANNEY ON "THE WEST WING", SHE
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WAS LIKE THAT.
SHE COULD NOT STOP WINNING
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AWARDS.
YOU'RE THE SAME, YOU'VE ALREADY
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WON A GOLDEN GLOBE, UP FOR TWO
EMMIES.
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WHAT IS IT LIKE, YOU'RE ON YOUR
WAY TO BEING THE YOUNGER,
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MUSLIM, MERYL STREEP, HOW DOES
THAT FEEL?
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>> IT'S A LITTLE OVERWHELMING,
BECAUSE PEOPLE COMPARE ME TO HER
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SO MUCH.
IT'S CONSTANTLY ME AND HER IN
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THE SAME CONVO, SO YEAH, I TRY
TO FOCUS ON MY LANE AND NOT TRY
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TO EMULATE HERS, BUT YEAH, IT'S
JUST KIND OF THE PATH THAT'S
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BEEN HAPPENING.
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>> Rob: DID YOU EVER HAVE A
MOMENT WHEN THEY'RE UP THERE
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READING THE ENVELOPE, AND YOU'RE
EITHER CONVINCED YOU'RE GOING TO
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WIN OR CONVINCED YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO WIN?
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BECAUSE I HAVE A LOT OF THOSE
MOMENTS.
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MY MOMENTS ARE, OH, HERE'S
ANOTHER ONE I'M NOT GOING TO WIN.
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SIX‐TIME GOLDEN GLOBE FAILLURE.
TEACH ME.
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WHAT IS IT LAKIKE TO ACTUALLY W.
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>> YOU'RE SO TALL AND CHISELLED.
YOU LOOK LIKE THE GLOBE I WON.
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YOU HAVE THE LOOK, SO THAT'S ALL
THAT I REALLY THINK YOU HSHOULD
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FEEL GOOD ABOUT THAT.
I NEED IT MORE THAN YOU, FOR
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SURE. THOSE MOMENTS ARE TOTALLY
DIFFERENT, MAN, BECAUSE I KNEW
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THE GLOBE I WAS GOING TO WIN,
BECAUSE I SAW JENNIFER ANISTON
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JUST LIKE LOOKING AT THE CARD
WHEN SHE OPENED, SHE WAS JUST
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KIND OF LOOKING AT IT LIKE, LIKE
I SAW THIS LOOK THAT I'VE SEEN
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ON EVERY SUBSTITUTE TEACHER'S
FACE WHEN THEY CAME TO MY NAME.
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OH, MY GOD, IT'S ME.
I KNOW SHE WAS ABOUT TO SAY A
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NAME SHE KNEW, AND WAS LIKE, WHO
IS IT?
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AND THEN REESE CAME IN AND SAVED
THE DAY.
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THERE WERE TWO SECONDS WHEN I
WAS LIKE, OH, MY GOD, I KNOW
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THAT FACE.
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>> Rob: IF ONLY YOU COULD HAVE
GOTTEN A BET DOWN IN VEGAS ON
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YOUR PHONE.
I'M SURE, WERE YOU THE ODDS‐ON
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FAVORITE TO STEAL THIS CATEGORY
AS A NEWCOMER?
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>> I WAS NOT.
I ACTUALLY KNOW, BECAUSE MY
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BUDDY, STEVE WEI, WHO'S ON MY
SHOW, HIS UNCLE BOB BET ON ME,
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AND SO UNCLE BOB BET FROM THE
HEART.
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I THINK HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN ONE
OF THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO WON.
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>> Rob: I ALSO HEARD A STORY, I
CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S TRUE, BUT
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IT'S SO INSANE IT HAS TO BE.
IN YOUR CATEGORY WAS MICHAEL
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DOUGLAS, AND YOUR MOTHER WAS
ROOTING FOR MICHAEL DOUGLAS?
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>> THE THING, LIKE EGYPTIANS
LOVE MICHAEL DOUGLAS, THIS IS
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NEWS THAT'S NOT OUT THERE ABOUT
US. BIG, BIG MICHAEL DOUGLAS FAN,
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AND SHE'S LIKE, HE HAS MORE
MOVIES THAN YOU.
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AND I TRIED TO TELL HER, THAT'S
NOT HOW THEY DO IT, IT'S ABOUT
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THIS YEAR, THESE SHOWS.
SHE WAS VERY HAPPY.
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>> Rob: IT'S FUNNY, I WENT TO
EGYPT BRIEFLY, AND EVERY NIGHT
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THEY PIPED IN THE THEME FROM
"ROMANCING THE STONE."
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SO THAT MAKES PERFECT SINCE.
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>> CLASSIC TRADITION.
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>> Rob: WHO IS SHE ROOTING FOR
THIS YEAR?
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IS SHE ACTUALLY GOING FOR YOU.
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>> SHE'S GOING FOR ME ALL THE
WAY.
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I TALKED TO MY AUNT IN EGYPT.
ALL OF EGYPT IS PRAYING FOR THE
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EMMY.
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>> Rob: THAT'S A LOT OF PRAYER.
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>> I'M SURE EUGENE LIEVY HAS SOE
PRAYERS.
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>> Rob: IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, MY
SON A YOUNG WRITER AND ACTOR.
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IT'S GUYS LIKE YOU THAT I POINT
HIM TOWARDS AS GREAT ROLE MODELS.
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I REALLY MEAN THIS.
FOR ANYBODY WHO WANTS TO BE AN
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ACTOR OR WHATEVER.
YOU MAKE IT HAPPEN, YOU DIDN'T
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SIT AROUND AND WAIT FOR THE
RIGHT ROLE TO COME AROUND, YOU
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BUILT IT FOR YOURSELF.
I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW GREAT I
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THAT I IS AND HOW MUCH I LOVE
THE SUCCESS YOU'RE HAVING.
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THIS WHOLE THING HAS MADE ME
DEHYDRATED.
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I'M GOING TO TAKE A LITTLE ‐‐
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>> YEAH, WE GOT TO JUST GET
SOME. YEAH.
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>> Rob: LOOK AT YOU GETTING ALL
COMPETITIVE.
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>> YEAH, MINE'S NOT, YOU DON'T
NEED THE GLOBE.
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YOU'VE GOT THE BIGGER, YEAH, WE
GET IT.
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>> Rob: YOU KNOW, I'D RATHER
HAVE A BIGGER WATER BOTTLE THAN
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GOLDEN GLOBE ANY DAY, AND
ANYBODY WHO KNOWS ME THAT KNOWS
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THAT.
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>> THAT'S WHY YOUR SKIN'S SO
CLEAR.
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>> Rob: GOOD LUCK AT THE EMMIES,
I WILL BE ROOTING FOR YOU EVEN
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IF YOUR PARENTS AREN'T.
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>> THANKS, ROB.
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>> Rob: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
MUSIC FROM DAWES.
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♪
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>> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL
LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS
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PRESENTED BY MERCEDES BENZ, THE
BEST OR NOTHING.
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>> Dicky: THE "JIMMY KIMMEL
LIVE" CONCERT SERIES IS
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PRESENTED BY MERCEDES BENZ, THE
BEST OR NOTHING.
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>> Rob: WELCOME BACK TO
“JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE.”
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I'M ROB LOWE.
MY NEXT GUESTS HAULED ALL THEIR
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BAND GEAR UP TO THE ROOF FOR
THIS.
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THEIR ALBUM, “GOOD LUCK WITH
WHATEVER,” COMES OUT OCTOBER 2ND.
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PLAYING, “WHO DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE TALKING TO,” DAWES!
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♪
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♪ WHO WHO DO YOU THINK
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YOU'RE TALKIN' TO
IS IT THE MAN THAT
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WAS HERE BEFORE ME ♪
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♪ THE ONE WHO WRECKED
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YOUR HEART AND WALKED
CAUSE IF IT IS
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THEN I'LL LET YOU TALK ♪
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♪ IT'S CLEAR THAT'S
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SOMETHING YOU'RE STILL
WORKING THROUGH ♪
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♪ BUT WHO WHO DO YOU
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THINK YOU'RE TALKIN' TO ♪
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♪ WHERE WHERE DO YOU THINK
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YOU ARE RIGHT NOW
IS THERE A REASON YOU'RE
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STILL DIGGING UP THE PAST ♪
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♪ BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T
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TOUCHED YOUR DRINK
AND YOU HAVEN'T
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STOPPED TO THINK ♪
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♪ IF I HOLD YOU BACK FROM
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ANYONE THAT CARES FOR YOU
BUT WHO WHO DO YOU THINK
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YOU'RE TALKIN' TO ♪
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♪ WHAT DO YOU WANT ME
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TO SAY TO THIS FRANKLY I THINK WE
WOULD BE REMISS ♪
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♪ IF WE DON'T REMIND
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OURSELVES TO SHARE THE
PAINFUL MEMORIES TOO
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SO BABY TELL ME WHO ♪
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♪ DO YOU NEED
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TO BE ALONE CAN YOU FIND YOUR
OWN RIDE HOME ♪
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♪ AND IS THAT STILL
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A HOUSE THAT YOU
CAN'T BEAR TO LEAVE ♪
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♪ DOES HIS COAT
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HANG IN THE HALL ARE HIS PICTURES
ON THE WALL ♪
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♪ AND IS THERE ONE
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OF US YOU'RE TRYING TO DECEIVE ♪
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♪ OH BABE THE TRAINS WILL
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ALL STOP RUNNING SOON
I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG IT'S
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BEEN SINCE YOU WALKED AWAY ♪
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♪ AND AFTER ALL
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I'VE SAID SO FAR THE TENDER
OF THIS BAR ♪
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♪ SAYS THE ONLY PEOPLE
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LEFT HERE MAN ARE ME AND YOU ♪
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♪ SO BUDDY WHO
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WHO DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE TALKIN' TO ♪
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♪ WHAT DO YOU WANT ME
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TO SAY TO THIS FRANKLY I THINK WE
WOULD BE REMISS ♪
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♪ IF WE DON'T REMIND
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OURSELVES TO SHARE THE
PAINFUL MEMORIES TOO
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SO BABY TELL ME WHO ♪
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♪ WHO DO YOU THINK
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YOU'RE TALKIN' TO
WHO DO YOU THINK
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YOU'RE TALKIN' TO ♪
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♪ WHO DO YOU THINK
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YOU'RE TALKIN' TO
WHO DO YOU THINK
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YOU'RE TALKIN' TO ♪
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♪ WHO DO YOU THINK
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YOU'RE TALKIN' TO
WHO DO YOU THINK
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YOU'RE TALKIN' TO ♪
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♪ WHO DO YOU THINK
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YOU'RE TALKIN' TO
WHO DO YOU THINK
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YOU'RE TALKIN' TO ♪
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>> Rob: WELL, THAT'S ALL THE
TIME WE HAVE.
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I'D LIKE TO THANK RAMY YOUSSEF,
DAWES AND MY IDENTICAL TWIN,
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JIMMY KIMMEL.
“NIGHTLINE” IS NEXT.
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YOU MAY NOW GO TO SLEEP, HAVE A
PANIC ATTACK OR MAYBE SOME FUN
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COMBINATION OF THE TWO.
GOODNIGHT. ADIOS.
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