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♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH
THE LATE LATE SHOW, OOH
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IT'S THE LATE LATE SHOW ♪
>> James: GOOD EVENING,
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IT'S THE LATE LATE SHOW ♪
>> James: GOOD EVENING,
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
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WELCOME TO THIS, THE LATE
LATE SHOW.
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HERE WE ARE, AND EVERYBODY
IS, I'M GOING TO SAY, A
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CHIPPER MOOD.
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WE'RE IN A CHIPPER MOOD,
AREN'T WE?
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>> YES.
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>> James: MADE IT
THROUGH OUR FIRST WEEK IN
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OUR NEW SOCIAL-DISTANCED
STUDIO.
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IT FEELS LIKE A HOME AWAY
FROM HOME.
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>> Reggie: IT FINALLY
DOES.
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>> James: WE'LL BE
JOINED BY JASON SUDEIKIS,
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AND A PERFORMANCE FROM
TORI KELLY.
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I THINK WE ALL FELT
SLIGHTLY NERVOUS, BUT IT
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DOES FEEL NICE TO BE
AROUND PEOPLE AGAIN, YET
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STRANGE TO CONSTANTLY BE
SIX FEET APART.
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>> Reggie: YES.
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>> James: I FEEL LIKE
I'M HOSTING A WILD LIFE
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SHOW.
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I'M LOOKING AT PEOPLE AT A
DISTANCE ALL OF THE TIME.
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IF WE STAY LONG ENOUGH,
WE'LL SEE HIS FULL
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PLUMAGE, AND IT WILL BE
SIX MONTHS BEFORE HE HUMPS
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AGAIN.
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[LAUGHTER]
>> James: LET'S JUMP
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THIS MORNING PRESIDENT
TRUMP CALLED INTO FOX
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BUSINESS, AND ONCE AGAIN
ATTACKED JOE BIDEN'S PICK
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FOR VICE PRESIDENT, KAMALA
HARRIS.
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HAVE A LISTEN TO THIS.
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>> President Trump:
THESE PEOPLE ARE CRAZY,
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OKAY?
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AND THIS IS WHAT WE'RE
GETTING.
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AND IT'S AMAZING THE WAY
SLEEPY JOE BUYS INTO IT.
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HE BUYS INTO IT, LIKE, OH,
GREAT.
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HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE IS
DOING.
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AND NOW YOU HAVE SORT OF A
MAD WOMAN, I CALL HER.
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[LAUGHTER]
>> James: HE CALLED
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KAMALA HARRIS A MAD WOMAN.
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GOOD TO SEE FOX BUSINESS
STAYING LASER FOCUSED.
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SLEEPY JOE AND THE MAD
WOMAN, SOUNDS LIKE A BAND.
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I'D GO SEE SLEEPY JOE AND
THE MAD WOMAN, IF THEY
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WERE ON A COACHELLA.
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I WOULD SAY, WHAT TIME ARE
SLEEPY JOE AND THE MAD
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WOMAN ON.
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IN TRUMP'S DEFENSE, IT IS
PROBABLY HARD FOR HIM TO
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TELL WHEN WOMEN ARE REALLY
MAD GIVEN THIS IS HOW HIS
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WIFE SMILES.
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[LAUGHTER]
[OOH]
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>> James: AND KAMALA
HARRIS WASN'T THE ONLY
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PERSON TRUMP ATTACKED.
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LATER IN THE SAME
INTERVIEW, TRUMP HAD THIS
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TO SAY ABOUT DEMOCRATS.
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>> President Trump:
THEY'RE ALL RADICAL, LEFT,
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ANGRY PEOPLE.
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THEY'RE ANGRY BECAUSE I
BEAT THEM.
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THEY STILL HAVEN'T
FORGOTTEN.
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THESE ARE SERIOUSLY ILL
PEOPLE.
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>> James: SERIOUSLY ILL.
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SEEMS LIKE A POOR CHOICE
OF WORDS DURING A GLOBAL
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PANDEMIC.
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AND HE SAYS PEOPLE HAVE
FORGOTTEN -- NO ONE HAS
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FORGOTTEN.
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[LAUGHTER]
>> James: YOU'RE THE
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PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED
STATES.
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IT'S NOT LIKE WHEN SOMEONE
BECOMES PRESIDENT, THREE
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YEARS LATER, PEOPLE ARE,
LIKE, WHO WON THE LAST
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ELECTION?
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[LAUGHTER]
>> James: NOW, LET ME
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TELL YOU ABOUT THIS: DOES
EVERYONE REMEMBER HOW
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TRUMP CREATED A SICK
BRANCH OF THE MILITARY,
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THE SPACE FORCE.
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TODAY HE IS A TWEET --
THERE IS A TWEET FROM THE
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OFFICIAL ACCOUNT WENT
VIRAL, AND IT WENT VIRAL
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BECAUSE IT -- WELL, YOU'LL
SEE WHY.
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IT DOESN'T MAKE MUCH
SENSE.
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HERE IS THE TWEET: "CAN
YOU IMAGINE YOUR LOVED
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ONES COMING DOWN FROM THE
ATTIC WITH YOUR MEDALS,
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ACHIEVEMENTS AND HONORS,
ASKING ABOUT THE TIME YOU
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SHAPED THE STRATEGIC
ENVIRONMENT.
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HOW WOULD YOU EVEN BEGIN
TO EXPLAIN THAT, BEING
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PART OF THE SHAPING?"
REGGIE, IT SOUNDS LIKE ONE
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OF YOUR QUESTIONS.
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IT GENUINELY DOES.
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>> YEAH.
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IN FACT, SHOULD I -- A
LAWSUIT?
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>> James: DON'T EVEN SUE
THEM FOR IT.
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BUT YOU COULD TRY IT ON
PACKET.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS
MEANS, REG?
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>> Reggie: I THINK THE
ATTIC IS SUPPOSED TO BE
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SPACE, OR BOTH, AND
ACHIEVEMENTS ARE ABOUT THE
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TIME THAT YOU SHAPED --
HERE IS THE STRATEGIC
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ENVIRONMENT.
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I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND
THAT, THE STRATEGIC
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ENVIRONMENT.
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I D GUESS THAT'S THE WORLD
OF MAN -- I DON'T KNOW.
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>> James: IF YOU DON'T
UNDERSTAND IT, NOBODY
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WILL.
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>> Reggie: NOBODY WILL.
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>> James: BECAUSE YOU'RE
THE ONLY PERSON IN MY LIFE
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WHO WOULD EVER USE THE
WORDS "STRATEGIC
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ENVIRONMENT."
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I'LL ASK REGGIE -- IT DOES
REMIND ME OF THAT FAMOUS
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NEIL ARMSTRONG QUOTE.
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>> ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN;
ONE GIANT LEAP FOR THE
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SHAPING OF THE STRATEGIC
ENVIRONMENT.
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YOU KNOW, BY BEING PART OF
THE SHAPING.
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[LAUGHTER]
>> James: MOVING ON,
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BEING A LATE-NIGHT TALK
SHOW HOST IT IS A BUSY
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JOB, AND LUCKILY BEFORE
QUARANTINE STARTED, I GOT
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TO SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME
WITH A DEAR FRIEND.
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THIS IS TWO HOURS OFF.
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HEY, MATE, LISTEN, MY
SCHEDULE HAS JUST CHANGED.
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I'VE GOT TWO HOURS OFF.
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I WAS JUST WONDERING IF
YOU WANT TO HANG.
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KING, WHY NOT?
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WHY NOT, I'LL MEET YOU ON
THE CORNER.
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♪♪
♪♪
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>> James: THERE HE IS,
HEY!
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THIS IS IT, TWO HOURS OFF,
YOU READY?
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>> WHAT ARE WE DOING?
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>> James: I THOUGHT WE
SAID We WE WERE GOING ON A
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BIKE RIDE?
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>> NO, IT IS SPINNING.
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>> James: SPIN CLASS?
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>> C'MON, WE'RE GOING TO
BE LATE.
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>> James: ARE YOU SURE
YOU DON'T WANT JUST A NICE
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PICNIC.
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I'VE BOOKED THE GAZEBO.
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>> APPARENTLY NOT.
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ARE YOU READY?
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>> James: I THINK SO.
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I'VE NEVER DONE A SPEED
CLASS BEFORE.
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YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH IT?
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>> I'M OBSESSED WITH THIS
ONE.
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>> James: I FEEL LIKE
EVERY TIME I TALK TO YOU,
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YOU'RE EITHER ON YOUR WAY
TO A SPIN CLASS OR YOU
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JUST LEFT THE SPIN CLASS.
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>> YES.
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>> James: YOU'RE THE
OWNER NOW, AND YOU DON'T
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NEED TO BE DOING ALL OF
THIS EXERCISE.
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YOU CAN JUST GET FAT.
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>> BUT I WANT TO LOOK
GOOD, THOUGH.
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>> James: YOU'LL STILL
LOOK GET. GOOD.
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THE BEST ANTIAGING IN THE
WORLD, AGAIN SEVEN POUNDS
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A YEAR.
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I'M 42, AND I LOOK 36.
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WINE TASTING --
>> WE CAN DO THAT, BUT WE
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NEED TO DO THIS FIRST.
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>> James: I LIKE YOUR
THINKING, BURN THE
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CALORIES AND THEN GET IT
BACK ON WITH THE RED WINE.
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>> GOOD THINKING.
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>> James: LET'S DO IT.
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THIS IS MY FIRST TIME.
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>> YOU'VE GOT REALLY SMALL
FEET, BY THE WAY.
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>> James: YES, I HAVE
GOT SMALL FEET.
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CHILL OUT.
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LOOK AT YOUR TINY CALFS.
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>> THEY ARE TINY CALFS.
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FRONT ROW.
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>> James: IS THAT WHERE
WE SHOULD BE, FRONT ROW?
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>> YEAH.
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PEER PRESSURE.
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>> James: THAT'S TOO
HIGH.
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>> YOU LOOK A LITTLE TOO
HIGH.
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GREAT.
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OKAY, TRY THAT.
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>> James: THAT'S TOO --
THIS IS WHY I HAVEN'T COME
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WITH YOU.
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>> IT LOOKS ALL RIGHT.
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>> James: NO, IT'S NOT.
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LOOK AT THAT.
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I CAN'T --
>> ALL RIGHT.
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ONE MORE TIME.
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>> James: WAIT, I CAN'T
EVEN GET UP.
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I CAN'T GET UP.
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♪♪
♪♪
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>> James: THESE ARE THE
BEST SEATS, YEAH?
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[LAUGHTER]
>> James: CHECK IT OUT,
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BUDDY, THERE IT IS.
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OKAY.
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>> ARE YOU READY?
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>> James: YES!
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YES!
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[YELLING]
>> James: LET'S GO!
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ALL RIGHT!
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YES!
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[YELLING]
>> James: OKAY.
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ALL RIGHT.
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♪♪
>> James: WHAT DO YOU
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MEAN?
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>> YOU'VE GOT TO RIDE IT.
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[YELLING]
>> James: YES!
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[YELLING]
>> YOU GOT THIS.
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LET ME HEAR IT!
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[YELLING]
>> CRUNCH!
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>> James: GET BACK,
ANGELA TRO!
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GET BACK.
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>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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YOU'RE ONE DECISION AWAY
FROM CHANGING YOUR LIFE.
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[YELLING]
[YELLING]
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>> James: HE GAVE IT TO
ME.
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>> THAT WAS THE END OF THE
WARMUP.
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>> James: THE WARMUP!
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THAT WAS THE WARMUP?
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>> THAT WAS THE WARMUP.
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>> James: OKAY.
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OKAY.
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I'M STANDING UP.
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ANGELA, YOU TAKE MY BIKE,
AND I'LL TAKE OVER FOR A
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SESSION, OKAY?
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OKAY, WHEN YOU WALK INTO
THIS SPACE AND YOU SEE
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ANGELA, SHE WILL TELL YOU
ALL OF THESE INSTRUCTIONS,
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YOUR PERSONAL TRAINERS,
THEY WILL TELL YOU THAT
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FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION.
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I'M HERE TO SAY, IT IS.
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[LAUGHTER]
>> James: ALL RIGHT.
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LET'S DO THIS, GANG!
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OKAY, LET'S GO, HERE WE
GO.
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ON THE RIGHT, ON THE LEFT,
ON THE RIGHT.
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ON THE LEFT.
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C'MON DOWN HERE.
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I REALLY, REALLY WANT TO
DO THIS.
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OKAY, EVERYBODY, TAKE IT
RIGHT, AND LEFT.
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TAKE IT RIGHT, TAKE IT
LEFT.
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TAKE IT RIGHT, AND DOUBLE
TIME.
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ONE, TWO, ONE AND TWO.
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ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR,
FIVE, SIX, SEVEN EIGHT,
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GO!
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RIGHT!
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[YELLING]
>> James: DAVID!
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ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR,
FIVE, SIX, SEVEN,ALITY., EIGHT,
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AND NOW STOP.
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YOU'RE GOING DOWNHILL.
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ENJOY IT.
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[LAUGHTER]
>> James: ENJOY IT.
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YOU'RE CRUISING DOWNHILL,
FEEL THE WIND IN YOUR
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HAIR.
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LOOK AT THE VIEW.
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CHECK A TEXT ON YOUR
PHONE.
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MAYBE EVERYBODY JUST SHUT
THEIR EYES.
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IT IS A QUIET ROAD, THERE
ARE NO CARS.
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♪ IF YOU WANT TO BE MAD ♪
♪
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>> James: WHAT ARE WE
DOING NOW?
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>> THIS IS WHAT YOU'VE GOT
TO DO ON YOUR DAY OFF.
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YOU'RE A BUSY MAN.
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YOU NEED TO LOOK OUT FOR
YOURSELF.
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>> James: ANOTHER
WORKOUT?
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IT FEELS EXTREME TO DO A
SPIN CLASS AND THEN --
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WHAT'S THIS, BOXING?
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I THINK WE SHOULD GO
SHOPPING.
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>> YOU HAVE TO INVITE
SOMEONE DOWN THAT YOU
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KNOW.
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>> James: OH, NO, NOT
THIS GUY.
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>> HOW ARE YOU, MAN?
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GOOD TO SEE YOU.
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>> I'VE HEARD YOU'VE BEEN
IGNORING HIS CALLS.
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>> IT HAS BEEN A WHILE.
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WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
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>> James: YOU USED TO
TRAIN DAVID WHEN HE WAS IN
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L.A.
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HE GAVE ME YOUR NUMBER AND
I PAID FOR 10 LESSONS AND
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DID MAYBE THREE.
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>> IT IS CATCH-UP TIME.
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>> JUMPING ROPE, WE'VE GOT
TWO MINUTES.
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>> James: TWO MINUTES.
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HAS THE TWO MINUTES
STARTED?
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>> THE TWO MINUTES HAVE
STARTED.
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WHATCHA WAITING ON?
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>> HEY, JAMES, I SUGGEST
YOU GET YOUR ASS IN LINE.
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>> James: IF WE'RE GOING
TO DO JUMP ROPE, WE SHOULD
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AT LEAST MAKE IT FUN.
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>> NOW WE'RE COOKING.
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>> James: C'MON, HERE WE
GO.
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LET'S TAKE THE PACE UP.
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[LAUGHTER]
[LAUGHTER]
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>> GO DAVID!
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GO DAVID!
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>> ONE, TWO, THREE, GO!
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SKIPPING TO THE BEAT.
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SKIPPING TO THE BEAT.
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SKIPPING TO THE BEAT.
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HEY, HEY!
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SKIPPING TO THE BEAT.
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♪♪
>> James: ALL RIGHT,
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LET'S DO THIS.
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THIS IS IT.
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GIVE ME A LEFT, RIGHT.
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LEFT, RIGHT, THAT'S IT,
LEFT, RIGHT.
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TRY TO THINK OF
SOMETHING -- VISUALIZE
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SOMETHING THAT ANNOYS YOU.
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>> I'VE GOT IT.
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I'M VISUALIZING IT.
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>> James: THAT SEEMS
LIKE IT.
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FINISH IT!
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FINISH IT!
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BIG ONE!
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BIG HOOK!
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OUCH!
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THIS IS REALLY JUST FUN.
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>> ALL RIGHT, FELLOWS, IT
IS TIME TO SPAR.
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>> I NEED TO CHANGE FIRST.
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CAN I CHANGE?
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>> ABSOLUTELY.
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>> I'LL BE BACK.
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>> TWO SECONDS.
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>> WEIGHING IN AT
190 POUNDS, 6-FOOT TALL, 6-FOOT
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HAIRSTYLE HE HAS CHOSEN,
FROM LONDON TO MIAMI, IT'S
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SEX AND THE CITY!
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>> ALL THE WAY FROM
AMERICA'S FIFTH MOST
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POPULAR LATE-NIGHT TALK
SHOW, JAMES THE FLAME
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CORDEN.
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[BUZZER]
[BUZZER]
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[BUZZER]
>> FELLOWS, TOUCH THEM UP.
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>> James: OKAY.
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WAIT, HANG ON.
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WAIT.
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WAIT!
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>> JAMES, YOU'RE GOING TO
GET YOUR ASS KICKED.
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[LAUGHTER]
> JAMES, WHATCHA DOING?
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>> James: I HAVEN'T HAD
A FIGHT SINCE I WAS 13.
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OUCH!
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AHH!
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HANG ON, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT, WAIT.
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AHH!
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YOU KNOW WHAT IS FUNNY?
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>> NO, WHAT'S FUNNY?
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>> James: THE M.L
M.L.S. ONE, TWO, THREE!
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IS THAT NOT HOW IT WORKS?
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TIME OUT.
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TIME OUT.
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I'VE GOT TO GET BACK TO
WORK, MAN.
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BUT BEFORE WE DO THAT,
WE'VE GOT TO GET YOU READY
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FOR MIAMI.
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FOLLOW ME.
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♪♪
>> JAMES, ARE YOU SURE
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ABOUT THIS?
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>> James: OH, YEAH.
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NEXT UP...MIAMI.
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LET'S GO, BABY.
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♪♪
>> James: AH, THE
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TRAFFIC.
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ALL RIGHT.
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LET'S PUT ON SOME SHOW
TUNES.
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>> OH, GOSH, REALLY?
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♪♪
>> James: A HUGE THANK
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YOU TO DAVID BECKHAM, WHAT
A GREAT GUY.
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DAVID'S -- HE MADE A HUGE
SIGNING.
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BLAISE MATUIDI WILL BE
JOINING, AND HE WILL BE
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THE ONLY WORLD CUP WINNER
WHEN HE ARRIVES IN SOUTH
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FLORIDA, AND THE FIRST
EVER HOME GAME NEXT
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SATURDAY, AUGUST 22nd.
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AND YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS
THAT.
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WE'LL BE BACK WITH JASON
SUDEIKIS, EVERYBODY.
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LET'S MEET OUR FIRST GUEST
TONIGHT.
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YOU KNOW HIM FROM
"HORRIBLE BOSSES," "WE'RE
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THE MILLERS," AND SAT
"SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE".
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THE BEAUTIFUL MR. JASON
SUDEIKIS.
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HOW ARE YOU, JASON?
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>> THE SECOND YOU CALL ME
BEAUTIFUL, I HAVE TO
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STRIKE A POSE.
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>> James: YOU DO LOOK
BEAUTIFUL.
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I'M LOVING THIS WHOLE
LOOK.
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>> THANK YOU.
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THANK YOU.
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00:16:13,972 --> 00:16:15,724
>> James: WE BOTH HAVE
YOUNG CHILDREN.
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I THINK OUR DAUGHTERS ARE
ALMOST THE SAME AGE.
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00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:19,269
HOW ARE THEY DOING?
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HOW HAVE THEY BEEN COPING
THROUGH THIS PAST FEW
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MONTHS?
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>> I MEAN, THEY'RE GREAT.
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OTIS AND I ARE WATCHING
"STAR WARS," AND HE'S
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GETTING TO PLAY VIDEO
GAMES MORE.
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HE LOVES IT.
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I DON'T THINK HE WILL EVER
GO BACK TO SCHOOL AGAIN.
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00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:33,575
I THINK HE IS DONE WITH
LEARNING.
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00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:36,620
HE KNOWS 24 OF THE 26
LETTERS, AND HE IS FINE.
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HE'S LIKE, I GET IT.
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AND DAISY HAS MATURED, SHE
IS THREE, ALMOST FOUR, AND
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SHE IS IN THE FULL-BLOWN
MAJOR MODE.
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I GOT HOME YESTERDAY, AND
SHE ASKED, YOU KNOW, OUR
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NANNY -- OUR NANNY HELPED
HER OUT, AND SHE ASKED
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HER, SHE PUT HER FULL HEAD
IN ALL HAIR ROLLERS.
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00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:08,569
AND SHE LOOKED LIKE
FRENCHIE FROM GREECE.
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00:17:08,652 --> 00:17:12,072
AND SHE WAS, LIKE, I WANT
CURLS IN MY HAIR.
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00:17:12,156 --> 00:17:20,289
AND LAST NIGHT SHE SAID,
MOM, I'M PREGNANT.
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00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:23,292
AND SO SHE IS HAVING A
PREGNANT THREE OR FOUR
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00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:24,293
SO IT IS PRETTY EXCITING.
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[LAUGHTER]
>> James: OH, MY GOD.
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MY DAUGHTER, CARRIE, IS
FIVE.
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AND S SHE SAID TO MY WIFE, I
HEARD IT FROM UPSTAIRS,
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STOP GAS-LIGHTING ME.
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I PROMISE YOU, I WAS,
LIKE, YOU'RE FIVE.
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AND SHE WASN'T
GAS-LIGHTING YOU.
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00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:48,275
SHE WAS SAYING, IT IS TIME
FOR DINNER, YOU NEED TO
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SIT DOWN TO EAT NOW.
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00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:55,282
[LAUGHTER]
>> SHE IS GOING TO TELL
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YOU TO STOP MANSCAPING.
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00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:03,916
I FEEL LIKE 98% OF
PARENTING IS GAS-LIGHTING.
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00:18:03,999 --> 00:18:07,044
>> James: THAT IS BEING
A PARENT, I'M GOING TO
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00:18:07,127 --> 00:18:09,213
GAS-LIGHT YOU BECAUSE
YOU'VE GOT TO FALL TO
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00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:10,255
SLEEP.
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00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:13,634
>> WE'RE WATCHING "STAR
WARS," AND YOU'VE GOT THEM
404
00:18:13,717 --> 00:18:16,345
WATCHING OLD HITCHCOCK
MOVIES OVER AT YOUR PLACE.
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00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:22,518
>> James: LET'S TALK
ABOUT YOUR SHOW, "TED
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LASSO," AND I'M A BIG
FOOTBALL FAN, MY FOOTBALL,
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00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:27,731
NOT YOUR FOOTBALL, AND YOU
CO-CREATED THE SERIES AND
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00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:29,358
YOU STAR IN IT.
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00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:31,026
TELL EVERYBODY WHAT IT'S
ABOUT.
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00:18:31,109 --> 00:18:31,944
>> YEAH.
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00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:35,239
I PLAY A SMALL-TOWN
COLLEGE FOOTBALL COACH
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00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:38,867
FROM KANSAS HERE IN THE
STATES, WHO GETS HIRED BY
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AN ENGLISH PREMIER-LEAGUE
TEAM TO COME OVER THERE
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00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:43,497
AND BE HEAD COACH OF THEIR
TEAM.
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00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:44,540
IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT.
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00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:46,875
A FISH OUT OF WATER, AND A
GUY, EVEN THOUGH HE IS OUT
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00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,044
OF WATER, HE IS DROWNING
BECAUSE HE HAS NO IDEA
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00:18:49,127 --> 00:18:50,254
WHAT HE IS DOING.
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00:18:50,337 --> 00:18:52,381
JUST SEEING HOW HE GETS
ALONG OVER THERE.
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00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:55,050
>> James: IT IS
INCREDIBLE THAT IT ALL
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CAME FROM A COMMERCIAL
THAT YOU DID.
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00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:58,428
I CAN REMEMBER WHEN YOU
WERE TELLING ME ABOUT IT,
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00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:01,098
AND YOU WENT TO LONDON TO
SHOOT THE SHOW.
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00:19:01,181 --> 00:19:02,182
>> YEAH.
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00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:04,935
>> James: HOW DID YOU
ENJOY -- I'M HAVING LOTS
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00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:09,398
OF FEELINGS OF MISSING
HOME AT THE MINUTE.
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00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:14,194
AND HOW DID YOU ENJOY YOUR
TIME IN LONDON?
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00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:15,237
>> IT WAS FANTASTIC.
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00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:19,074
WE WERE WORKING OUR BUNS
OFF, BUT WE TRIED TO PICK
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00:19:19,157 --> 00:19:20,200
UP AS MUCH CULTURE.
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00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:22,744
WE WENT TO SEE A FOOTBALL
MATCH, A LIVE ONE, AT
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LEAST EVERY OTHER WEEK,
AND THE ONES WHERE WE
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00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:27,249
COULDN'T GET TO THEM LIVE,
WE WOULD HANG OUT AT A
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00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:28,250
PUB.
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00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:30,544
BECAUSE WE COULD WRITE A
LOT OF JOKES WHILE DOING
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00:19:30,627 --> 00:19:31,503
ALL OF THAT.
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00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:34,590
SIT IN A PUB AND IT IS ALL
TAX WRITEOFF AT THAT
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00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:35,549
POINT.
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00:19:35,632 --> 00:19:38,594
I WAS LIVING IN KNOTTING
HILL, WHICH IS LOVELY.
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00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:43,724
YOU THINK RICHARD CURTIS,
"101 DALMATIANS," LOVELY.
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00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:47,436
AND WHEN WE WERE THERE, I
GOT THERE PROBABLY
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00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:53,108
MID-AUGUST, AND THE END OF
AUGUST, ARE YOU FAMILIAR
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00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,359
WITH -- KNOTTING HILL
CARNIVAL IS NOT SOMETHING
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00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:56,904
THEY PUT ON THE AIRbnb.
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00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:58,280
IT LOOKED INCREDIBLE.
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00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:00,657
BUT WE WERE RIGHT ON THE
OUTSKIRTS.
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00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:03,118
I'M THINKING THIS IS GREAT
IF WE WANT TO PARTICIPATE
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00:20:03,201 --> 00:20:04,411
IN A CARNIVAL.
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00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:08,457
IT IS 2.5 MILLION PEOPLE
THAT GO TO LIKE A 6-BLOCK
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00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:08,874
RADIUS.
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00:20:08,957 --> 00:20:09,291
>> James: YEAH.
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00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:10,292
IT IS INTENSE.
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00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:13,295
>> I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT
WAS, AND TOO BUSY TO LOOK
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00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:17,299
IT UP AT THAT POINT, WE
WERE JUST JAMMING AT THAT
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00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:18,133
POINT.
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00:20:18,216 --> 00:20:19,635
I'M OKAY, WE'RE ON THE
OUTSKIRTS OF IT.
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00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:24,431
I SAW TWA TWO BLOC IT WAS TWO BL
OVER.
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00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:28,352
I SAW ALL OF THE LOCAL
BUSINESSES BOARDING UP
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00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:30,354
THEIR WINDOWS, AND I WAS
OKAY, SOMETHING ELSE IS
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00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:31,396
GOING ON HERE.
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00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,398
I GAVE YOUR PRODUCERS A
PHOTO, AND I COME HOME ONE
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00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:38,028
NIGHT AND I SEE, LIKE,
FOUR GUYS, CLEARLY A CITY
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00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:42,115
JOB -- FOUR GUYS
BUILDING -- THEY HAVE FOUR
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00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:43,659
TRASH CANS -- BUILDING
STAIRS UP TO THE TRASH
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00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:44,868
CANS.
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00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:45,869
THAT'S IT.
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00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:48,664
SO I SEE THIS DOWN FROM
THE STREET LEVEL, AND I
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00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:50,874
GO, IS THAT WHAT I THINK
IT IS?
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00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:54,378
AND THEY GO, YEAH, IT'S
TOILETS.
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00:20:54,461 --> 00:20:55,462
WE'RE BUILDING TOILETS.
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00:20:55,545 --> 00:20:56,463
THERE ARE 500 OF THESE ALL
OVER THE PLACE FOR PEOPLE
472
00:20:56,546 --> 00:20:59,383
TO PEE AND POOP AT ANY
POINT DURING CARNIVAL.
473
00:20:59,466 --> 00:21:04,179
THE GUY GOES DON'T WORRY,
SOMEONE IS COMING BY LATER
474
00:21:04,262 --> 00:21:06,515
TO PUT A BACK ON IT.
475
00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:07,849
[LAUGHTER]
>> James: AND HE SEES
476
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:08,850
THE BACK.
477
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:11,645
THIS IS RIGHT OUTSIDE YOUR
PLACE IN LONDON.
478
00:21:11,728 --> 00:21:16,233
IT IS JUST A TRASH CAN
WITH A SET IN FRONT OF IT.
479
00:21:16,316 --> 00:21:17,985
>> SO PEOPLE POOP.
480
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:20,862
AND THE WALLS -- YEAH,
THEY ATTACH A LITTLE
481
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:26,493
TROUGH THERE SO GUYS CAN
PULL OUT THEIR DING DONGS
482
00:21:26,576 --> 00:21:29,830
AND URINATE RIGHT INTO THE
STREET.
483
00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:30,831
AND THEY LABEL.
484
00:21:30,914 --> 00:21:34,710
BUT THE FIRST PHOTO YOU
SHOWED, THAT IS THE VIEW
485
00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:36,545
FRM MY CHILDREN'S ROOM.
486
00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:41,425
>> James: WERE YOUR KIDS
THERE WHEN CARNIVAL WAS
487
00:21:41,508 --> 00:21:42,467
HAPPENING?
488
00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:46,054
YEAH -- WELL, AFTER I SAW
THAT, WE WENT TO A HOTEL
489
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,014
FOR TWO DAYS.
490
00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:49,057
>> James: VERY WISE.
491
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:51,727
>> I WAS, LIKE, OH, THIS
IS FOR REAL.
492
00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:56,189
WE DON'T NEED THIS MUCH
CULTURE ALL AT ONCE.
493
00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:57,107
>> James: CONGRATS ON
THE SHOW.
494
00:21:57,190 --> 00:22:03,113
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT A
CLIP FROM "TED LASSO,"
495
00:22:03,196 --> 00:22:05,907
WHICH PREMIERES TOMORROW
ON APPLES.
496
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:08,285
>> I RESPECT WHAT YOU
FOLKS IN THE MEDIA DO.
497
00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:11,204
MY DOOR WILL BE ALWAYS
OPEN.
498
00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:12,873
NO TOPIC WILL BE
UNTOUCHED.
499
00:22:12,956 --> 00:22:13,957
>> ONE FINAL QUESTION.
500
00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:16,209
>> HOW ABOUT THE FELLOW IN
THE SECOND ROW THERE.
501
00:22:16,293 --> 00:22:17,044
>> YEAH.
502
00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:18,587
>> I LIKE YOUR GLASSES.
503
00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:21,965
>> OH, THANK YOU.
504
00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:24,718
I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE I
HAVE THIS RIGHT.
505
00:22:24,801 --> 00:22:26,595
YOUR AN AMERICAN, YOU HAVE
NEVER SET FOOT IN ENGLAND,
506
00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:30,599
YOUR ATHLETIC SUCCESS AS
ONLY COME AT THE AMATEUR
507
00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:31,767
LEVEL --
>> DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION
508
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:32,059
IN THERE, TURNIP?
509
00:22:32,142 --> 00:22:34,394
>> YEAH.
510
00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:36,396
IS THIS A (bleep) JOKE?
511
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:40,984
>> THANK YOU.
512
00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:41,985
[LAUGHTER]
>> James: WE'RE GOING TO
513
00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:43,820
PLAY A GAME WITH JASON
SUDEIKIS RIGHT AFTER THIS.
514
00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:44,946
COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY.
515
00:22:55,707 --> 00:22:56,625
♪♪
>> James: WELCOME BACK!
516
00:22:56,708 --> 00:22:58,627
NOW, JASON, IN YOUR
UPCOMING APPLES SERIES,
517
00:22:58,710 --> 00:23:00,629
"TED LASSO," YOU PLAY A
FOOTBALL COACH WHO GOES
518
00:23:00,712 --> 00:23:04,633
OVER TO NEW ENGLAND TO
COACH A PROFESSIONAL
519
00:23:04,716 --> 00:23:05,634
SOCCER TEAM.
520
00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:08,595
WITH THAT IN MIND, WE
THOUGHT WE WOULD PLAY A
521
00:23:08,678 --> 00:23:12,099
LITTLE GAME, THIS IS
FOOTBALL PRO OR FOOTBALL
522
00:23:12,182 --> 00:23:12,891
KNOW.
523
00:23:12,974 --> 00:23:17,187
>> NO FOOTBALL PRO OR
FOOTBALL KNOW.
524
00:23:17,270 --> 00:23:19,648
>> James: IN A MOMENT,
WE'LL BE JOINED BY SIX
525
00:23:19,731 --> 00:23:20,565
CONTESTANTS.
526
00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:24,653
ALL OF THEM WILL BE
HOLDING FOOTBALLS, AND
527
00:23:24,736 --> 00:23:29,658
WHEN I SAY FOOTBALLS, I
MEAN FOOTBALLS, WHAT WE ON
528
00:23:29,741 --> 00:23:31,660
PLANET EARTH CALL
FOOTBALLS, NOT WHAT YOU IN
529
00:23:31,743 --> 00:23:34,287
AMERICA CALL FOOTBALLS.
530
00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:37,666
NOW, THREE OF THE
CONTESTANTS ARE EXTREMELY
531
00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:39,668
SKILLED FOOTBALLERS, AND
THREE OF THEM HAVE HARDLY
532
00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:41,795
EVER TOUCHED A FOOTBALL IN
THEIR LIVES.
533
00:23:41,878 --> 00:23:45,674
IT WILL BE YOUR JOB TO TRY
TO WORK OUT WHO HAS GOT
534
00:23:45,757 --> 00:23:50,679
THE SKILLS TO PAY THE
BILLS, AND WHO PAYS THEIR
535
00:23:50,762 --> 00:23:53,974
BILLS JUST BY A DIRECT
DEBIT LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.
536
00:23:54,057 --> 00:23:55,016
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?
537
00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:55,934
>> VERY MUCH SO, YES.
538
00:23:56,017 --> 00:23:58,687
>> James: LET'S BRING
OUT OUR CONTESTANTS.
539
00:23:58,770 --> 00:24:03,692
VICK, ALICIA, LAURA, ANDY,
MATON, AND KAYLIN.
540
00:24:03,775 --> 00:24:08,697
JASON, YOU CAN ASK
QUESTIONS TO FIND OUT IF
541
00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:13,702
THEY'VE GOT THE
APPROPRIATE SOCCER SKILLS.
542
00:24:13,785 --> 00:24:14,578
>> OKAY.
543
00:24:14,661 --> 00:24:14,911
ALL RIGHT.
544
00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:17,164
LET'S SEE.
545
00:24:17,247 --> 00:24:20,500
SO, UM, I'M JUST
CURIOUS -- ANDY, WHERE ARE
546
00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:21,710
YOU RIGHT NOW?
547
00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:24,004
>> I'M IN WHITTIER,
CALIFORNIA.
548
00:24:24,087 --> 00:24:25,714
>> CALIFORNIA, OKAY.
549
00:24:25,797 --> 00:24:33,597
ANDY, DO YOU THINK THAT --
IS USING YOUR HANDS LEGAL
550
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:36,641
IN FOOTBALL, OR SOCCER?
551
00:24:36,725 --> 00:24:39,519
>> IT IS DEFINITELY NOT
LEGAL.
552
00:24:39,603 --> 00:24:40,562
THAT IS A NO, NO.
553
00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:46,067
>> IF YOU WOULD HAVE SAID
YES OR NICKEL AND DIMED
554
00:24:46,151 --> 00:24:47,694
ME, OBVIOUSLY THE GOALIE
COULD USE IT.
555
00:24:47,777 --> 00:24:49,779
IT WAS A GOTCHA QUESTION.
556
00:24:49,863 --> 00:24:53,533
AND THE ONLY PERSON THAT
GOT GOT WAS ME.
557
00:24:53,617 --> 00:24:55,410
[LAUGHTER]
>> James: LET'S GO TO
558
00:24:55,493 --> 00:24:56,077
ALICIA.
559
00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:58,163
>> LET'S GO TO ALICIA,
OKAY.
560
00:24:58,246 --> 00:25:01,917
>> James: ALICIA, WHEN
DID YOU START LEARNING
561
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:02,751
SOCCER?
562
00:25:02,834 --> 00:25:04,586
>> UM, I STARTED WHEN I
WAS, LIKE, FIVE.
563
00:25:04,669 --> 00:25:06,546
I PLAYED FOR A COUPLE OF
YEARS AND THEN I STOPPED,
564
00:25:06,630 --> 00:25:07,756
AND THEN I STARTED IN HIGH
SCHOOL AND COLLEGE AGAIN.
565
00:25:07,839 --> 00:25:10,258
>> YOU GOT AWAY FROM THE
GAME.
566
00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:12,636
DID YOU PLAY ANOTHER SPORT
WHEN YOU WENT AWAY?
567
00:25:12,719 --> 00:25:17,724
>> I PLAYED SOCCER -- I
MEAN SOFTBALL FOR A LITTLE
568
00:25:17,807 --> 00:25:18,600
BIT.
569
00:25:18,683 --> 00:25:19,643
>> James: THAT WAS A
SLIP OF THE TONGUE.
570
00:25:19,726 --> 00:25:22,103
>> EXACTLY, YEAH.
571
00:25:22,187 --> 00:25:24,773
>> James: I'M INTRIGUE
BY VICK.
572
00:25:24,856 --> 00:25:27,609
VICK, WHAT POSITION DO YOU
PLAY IN THE TEAM?
573
00:25:27,692 --> 00:25:29,110
>> MID-FIELD.
574
00:25:29,194 --> 00:25:30,111
>> James: MID-FIELD.
575
00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:35,116
WHO WOULD YOU SAY YOU
MODEL YOUR GAME ON, WHICH
576
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:36,117
PLAYER?
577
00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:39,829
>> A COLOMBIAN PLAYER, THE
ONE THAT HAS THE FUNNY
578
00:25:39,913 --> 00:25:40,580
HAIR.
579
00:25:40,664 --> 00:25:42,916
HE HAS REALLY LONG, CURLY
HAIR.
580
00:25:42,999 --> 00:25:44,793
>> James: OH, I KNOW
HIM.
581
00:25:44,876 --> 00:25:47,629
>> VICTOR LOOKS LIKE HE
HAS THE REST OF MY BEARD
582
00:25:47,712 --> 00:25:51,508
OR I STOLE HIS MUSTACHE.
583
00:25:51,591 --> 00:25:51,967
[LAUGHTER]
>> James: YOU'RE
584
00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:52,550
ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
585
00:25:52,634 --> 00:25:56,972
THAT IS VERY, VERY GOOD.
586
00:25:57,055 --> 00:26:01,685
LET'S GO TO -- LET'S GO TO
MATAN.
587
00:26:01,768 --> 00:26:03,812
MATAN, HOW ARE YOU DOING?
588
00:26:03,895 --> 00:26:05,814
TALK TO US ABOUT YOUR
FOOTBALL KNOWLEDGE.
589
00:26:05,897 --> 00:26:11,444
>> WELL, I'M AN ISRAELI,
SO YOU KNOW THAT'S OUR
590
00:26:11,528 --> 00:26:13,446
NUMBER ONE SPORT IN THE
COUNTRY.
591
00:26:13,530 --> 00:26:14,823
WE ALL START PLAYING AND
TRAINING FROM A VERY, VERY
592
00:26:14,906 --> 00:26:15,824
YOUNG AGE.
593
00:26:15,907 --> 00:26:21,121
>> James: WHO IS YOUR
FAVORITE ISRAELI SOCCER
594
00:26:21,204 --> 00:26:21,830
STAR?
595
00:26:21,913 --> 00:26:26,710
>> OOH, PROBABLY YOSI
BELLIUN.
596
00:26:26,793 --> 00:26:28,837
>> James: I'M SO HAPPY
YOU SAID THAT.
597
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:35,593
I'VE BEEN WAITING FIVE
YEARS, 800 SHOWS, 791
598
00:26:35,677 --> 00:26:43,310
SHOWS, TO MENTION YOSI
BELLIU.
599
00:26:43,393 --> 00:26:43,852
MATTAN, THAT'S A GREAT
ANSWER.
600
00:26:43,935 --> 00:26:47,314
>> WHO IS NEXT?
601
00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:50,650
LAURA OR KAYLIN.
602
00:26:50,734 --> 00:26:56,156
>> James: HOW MANY KEEP
PEE UPPIES CAN YOU DO WITH
603
00:26:56,239 --> 00:26:56,740
A FOOTBALL?
604
00:26:56,823 --> 00:27:05,206
>> I WANT WANT TO SAY 300.
605
00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:07,208
>> James: KAYLIN, YOU
THINK YOU CAN DO 15 AND
606
00:27:07,292 --> 00:27:09,586
YOU DROP THE BALL AND THEN
CARRY ON?
607
00:27:09,669 --> 00:27:10,879
>> YEAH, I STILL COUNT IT,
THOUGH.
608
00:27:10,962 --> 00:27:16,426
>> James: THAT JUST
MEANS YOU CAN DO 15.
609
00:27:16,509 --> 00:27:19,220
IF DROPPED BALLS COUNT, I
CAN DO A MILLION.
610
00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:20,930
OVER THE COURSE OF MY
LIFETIME, BUT I WILL DROP
611
00:27:21,014 --> 00:27:24,726
THE BALL EVERY THREE
BALLS.
612
00:27:24,809 --> 00:27:25,643
>> YEAH.
613
00:27:25,727 --> 00:27:28,480
BUT, YOU KNOW, TO HER
CREDIT, SHE GETS RIGHT
614
00:27:28,563 --> 00:27:33,026
BACK UP THERE AND SHE
TRIES TO KEEP IT UP AGAIN.
615
00:27:33,109 --> 00:27:33,735
I APPLAUD THAT.
616
00:27:33,818 --> 00:27:35,904
>> James: LET'S GO TO
LAURA.
617
00:27:35,987 --> 00:27:36,988
LAURA, WHEN DID YOU START
PLAYING SOCCER?
618
00:27:37,072 --> 00:27:37,906
>> HI.
619
00:27:37,989 --> 00:27:42,577
SO WHEN I MOVED TO THE
U.S. WHEN I WAS 10, I
620
00:27:42,660 --> 00:27:44,204
DISCOVERED WOMEN'S SOCCER,
AND I FELL IN LOVE.
621
00:27:44,287 --> 00:27:46,748
>> THERE YOU GO.
622
00:27:46,831 --> 00:27:47,665
YEAH.
623
00:27:47,749 --> 00:27:51,753
>> James: AND YOU'RE
DOING TRICKS, YOU CAN DO
624
00:27:51,836 --> 00:27:53,838
KEEPIE-UPPIES AND ALL
THOSE THINGS?
625
00:27:53,922 --> 00:27:57,467
>> AT THE BEGINNING I WAS
TERRIBLE, I HAVE TO ADMIT.
626
00:27:57,550 --> 00:27:59,803
BUT I PRACTICED AND I
BECAME GOOD.
627
00:27:59,886 --> 00:28:02,263
>> PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT.
628
00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:03,890
>> James: IT IS
ABSOLUTELY CRUNCH TIME.
629
00:28:03,973 --> 00:28:04,974
MAKE YOUR FIRST PICK.
630
00:28:05,058 --> 00:28:10,230
WHO DO YOU THINK, OUT OF
THESE SIX, IS A FOOTBALL
631
00:28:10,313 --> 00:28:11,022
PRO?
632
00:28:11,106 --> 00:28:13,900
>> AGAIN, I'VE GOT TO GO
WITH MATAN.
633
00:28:13,983 --> 00:28:14,859
>> James: MATAN IS A
FOOTBALL PRO.
634
00:28:14,943 --> 00:28:21,574
ARE YOU A FOOTBALL PRO,
MATAN, LET'S FIND OUT?
635
00:28:21,658 --> 00:28:23,910
>> IT IS A BEAUTIFUL
STAINED WINDOW BACK THERE,
636
00:28:23,993 --> 00:28:26,454
OH, PLEASE --
>> James: NO!
637
00:28:26,538 --> 00:28:29,249
HE IS A FOOTBALL NO!
638
00:28:29,332 --> 00:28:31,459
MATAN, THAT IS A FOOTBALL
NO.
639
00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:33,294
SO YOU GOT THAT ONE WRONG.
640
00:28:33,378 --> 00:28:35,130
JASON, MAKE YOUR SECOND
CHOICE.
641
00:28:35,213 --> 00:28:37,465
>> THAT WAS THE ONE I WAS
SURE OF.
642
00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:39,551
>> James: THAT WAS A
BANKER.
643
00:28:39,634 --> 00:28:42,595
>> I LITERALLY -- I
THOUGHT, I'LL JUST START
644
00:28:42,679 --> 00:28:44,639
WITH THE EASY ONE, OKAY.
645
00:28:44,722 --> 00:28:45,807
I'M GOING TO GO LAURA.
646
00:28:45,890 --> 00:28:48,435
I'M GOING TO SAY LAURA.
647
00:28:48,518 --> 00:28:50,019
SHE LOOKS LIKE A QUICK
STUDY.
648
00:28:50,103 --> 00:28:54,315
>> James: LAURA, ARE YOU
FOOTBALL PRO OR A FOOTBALL
649
00:28:54,399 --> 00:28:54,732
NO?
650
00:28:54,816 --> 00:28:55,483
LET'S FIND OUT.
651
00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:57,694
>> HOLD ON.
652
00:28:57,777 --> 00:29:02,198
>> James: OH, LOOK AT
THIS!
653
00:29:02,282 --> 00:29:05,827
[APPLAUSE]
>> James: OH, MY WORD!
654
00:29:05,910 --> 00:29:11,624
>> WHOA!
655
00:29:11,708 --> 00:29:12,333
>> James: YAY!
656
00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:15,670
LAURA IS A FOOTBALL PRO!
657
00:29:15,753 --> 00:29:17,672
LAURA, THAT WAS
INCREDIBLE.
658
00:29:17,755 --> 00:29:18,339
>> THANK YOU.
659
00:29:18,423 --> 00:29:20,842
>> James: THAT WAS
AMAZING.
660
00:29:20,925 --> 00:29:21,426
ALL RIGHT.
661
00:29:21,509 --> 00:29:22,093
CONGRATULATIONS, JASON.
662
00:29:22,177 --> 00:29:24,846
WHO ARE YOU GOING TO
PICK --
663
00:29:24,929 --> 00:29:26,389
>> I'M ONE FOR TWO.
664
00:29:26,473 --> 00:29:28,975
>> James: YOU'VE GOT ONE
OUT OF TWO.
665
00:29:29,058 --> 00:29:31,144
YOU'VE GOT VICK, ANDY,
ALICIA, OR KAYLIN.
666
00:29:31,227 --> 00:29:32,020
WHO ARE YOU GOING TO GO
FOR?
667
00:29:32,103 --> 00:29:33,646
>> OKAY.
668
00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:34,189
ALL RIGHT.
669
00:29:34,272 --> 00:29:37,192
I'M GOING TO SAY ANDY.
670
00:29:37,275 --> 00:29:39,694
>> James: WE'RE GOING
WITH ANDY.
671
00:29:39,777 --> 00:29:41,863
ANDY, LET'S FIND OUT, ARE
YOU A FOOTBALL PRO OR A
672
00:29:41,946 --> 00:29:45,867
FOOTBALL NO?
673
00:29:45,950 --> 00:29:51,539
>> OH!
674
00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:51,915
AHH!
675
00:29:51,998 --> 00:29:53,208
>> James: OH!
676
00:29:53,291 --> 00:29:55,710
ANDY IS A FOOTBALL NO.
677
00:29:55,793 --> 00:29:57,045
OH, MY GOODNESS.
678
00:29:57,128 --> 00:30:00,840
WHICH MEANS, JASON, YOU
GOT ONE OUT OF THREE
679
00:30:00,924 --> 00:30:04,677
FOOTBALL PROS.
680
00:30:04,761 --> 00:30:06,888
REVEAL YOURSELVES NOW.
681
00:30:06,971 --> 00:30:10,391
VICK AND KAYLIN!
682
00:30:10,475 --> 00:30:11,893
>> VICK AND KAYLIN.
683
00:30:11,976 --> 00:30:14,229
LOOK AT THIS.
684
00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:21,444
♪♪
>> YUP.
685
00:30:21,528 --> 00:30:23,571
♪♪
>> I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS.
686
00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:27,575
>> James: OH, MY WORD,
KAYLIN IS UNREAL.
687
00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:28,576
>> YEAH.
688
00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:34,123
VICK IS WORKING ON HIS
UPPER BODY WHILE DOING IT.
689
00:30:34,207 --> 00:30:37,544
[APPLAUSE]
>> NICELY DONE.
690
00:30:37,627 --> 00:30:39,921
♪♪
>> James: THERE WE GO!
691
00:30:40,004 --> 00:30:40,755
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
692
00:30:40,838 --> 00:30:43,091
THAT WAS FOOTBALL PRO OR
FOOTBALL NO.
693
00:30:43,174 --> 00:30:46,219
MORE WITH JASON SUDEIKIS
WHEN WE COME BACK.
694
00:30:46,302 --> 00:30:47,554
THANK YOU SO MUCH, GUYS.
695
00:30:47,637 --> 00:30:49,472
THAT WAS FANTASTIC.
696
00:30:49,556 --> 00:30:49,973
THANK YOU.
697
00:30:50,056 --> 00:30:54,769
♪♪
>> FOOTBALL!
698
00:30:54,852 --> 00:30:54,894
FOOTBALL!
699
00:31:01,192 --> 00:31:03,945
REGGIE, DO YOU HAVE A
QUESTION FOR OUR GUEST
700
00:31:04,028 --> 00:31:04,529
THIS EVENING?
701
00:31:04,612 --> 00:31:05,446
>>
>> Reggie: YES I DO.
702
00:31:05,530 --> 00:31:12,036
TONIGHT'S QUESTION GOES TO
JASON SUDEIKIS.
703
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:16,124
CAN YOU IMAGINE YOUR LOVED
ONES COMING DOWN FROM THE
704
00:31:16,207 --> 00:31:20,169
ATTIC WITH YOUR MEDALS,
ACHIEVEMENTS, AND HONORS,
705
00:31:20,253 --> 00:31:23,131
ASKING ABOUT THE TIME YOU
SHAPED THE STRATEGIC
706
00:31:23,214 --> 00:31:24,132
ENVIRONMENT?
707
00:31:24,215 --> 00:31:29,137
HOW WOULD YOU EVEN BEGIN
TO EXPLAIN THAT BY BEING
708
00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:34,183
PART OF THE SHAPING?
709
00:31:34,267 --> 00:31:35,143
[LAUGHTER]
>> YEAH.
710
00:31:35,226 --> 00:31:36,978
YEAH.
711
00:31:37,061 --> 00:31:42,150
I MEAN, I -- WHAT DO YOU
SAY?
712
00:31:42,233 --> 00:31:43,151
USUALLY WHEN PEOPLE ARE
MESSING AROUND WITH MY
713
00:31:43,234 --> 00:31:50,033
TROPHIES AND MEDALS, I'M
KIND OF, LIKE, HOW DARE
714
00:31:50,116 --> 00:31:50,575
YOU?
715
00:31:50,658 --> 00:31:52,160
IT'S NOT EXACTLY O.J.
716
00:31:52,243 --> 00:31:55,204
SIMPSON'S TACTIC, BUT
THAT'S THE WAY I WOULD
717
00:31:55,288 --> 00:31:58,166
HAVE GONE.
718
00:31:58,249 --> 00:31:59,167
YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD
PROBABLY DO?
719
00:31:59,250 --> 00:32:02,670
I WOULD PROBABLY SAY SHUT
UP, YOU GUYS, AND COME
720
00:32:02,754 --> 00:32:06,507
OVER HERE AND GIVE ME A
BIG OLD HUG.
721
00:32:06,591 --> 00:32:07,675
>> James: REG?
722
00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:09,677
>> Reggie: THAT'S
CORRECT.
723
00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:11,846
>> James: JASON
SUDEIKIS, EVERYBODY.
724
00:32:11,929 --> 00:32:16,017
CHECK OUT HIS NEW SHOW ON
APPLES.
725
00:32:16,100 --> 00:32:17,143
WHEN WE COME BACK, TORI
KELLY IS GOING TO BE HERE.
726
00:32:33,284 --> 00:32:35,203
>> James: WELCOME BACK.
727
00:32:35,286 --> 00:32:36,204
OUR NEXT GUEST IS A
MULTIPLE GRAHAM ME
728
00:32:36,287 --> 00:32:40,208
AWARD-WINNER SINGER-SONG
WRITER.
729
00:32:40,291 --> 00:32:43,503
THE DELIGHTFUL TORI KELLY
JOINS US THIS EVENING.
730
00:32:43,586 --> 00:32:47,423
HEY, TORI, HOW ARE YOU?
731
00:32:47,507 --> 00:32:48,216
HOW YOU DOING?
732
00:32:48,299 --> 00:32:48,883
ARE BE COPING.
733
00:32:48,966 --> 00:32:50,385
WHERE IN THE WORLD ARE
YOU?
734
00:32:50,468 --> 00:32:53,680
>> I'M IN L.A., AND I'VE
BEEN DOING PRETTY WELL.
735
00:32:53,763 --> 00:32:57,684
I'M SO THANKFUL TO HAVE A
STUDIO IN MY HOUSE,
736
00:32:57,767 --> 00:33:00,436
BECAUSE THAT'S REALLY ALL
I'VE BEEN DOING DURING
737
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:00,895
QUARANTINE.
738
00:33:00,978 --> 00:33:03,356
>> James: REALLY.
739
00:33:03,439 --> 00:33:04,857
YOU'VE JUST BEEN MAKING
MUSIC?
740
00:33:04,941 --> 00:33:07,402
>> LITERALLY, THAT'S ALL
I'VE BEEN DOING.
741
00:33:07,485 --> 00:33:09,070
IT'S BEEN GREAT.
742
00:33:09,153 --> 00:33:12,323
THAT AND A LITTLE BIT OF
ANIMAL CROSSING, AND
743
00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:14,075
SNUGGLING --
>> James: WE'VE GOT A
744
00:33:14,158 --> 00:33:17,078
LOT OF ANIMAL CROSSING
FANS WORKING ON OUR SHOW.
745
00:33:17,161 --> 00:33:20,206
YOU'RE NEWER E.P.,
SOLITUDES, THAT YOU JUST
746
00:33:20,289 --> 00:33:21,290
RELEASED, AND A HUGE
CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT,
747
00:33:21,374 --> 00:33:24,961
DID YOU RECORD THAT ALBUM
IN YOUR HOUSE?
748
00:33:25,044 --> 00:33:28,715
OR WAS IT AS A BIG, FANCY
STUDIO?
749
00:33:28,798 --> 00:33:30,591
>> SO I DID IT COMPLETELY
AT HOME.
750
00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:33,928
I HAVE A LITTLE SET-UP
THERE, AND SOME THINGS
751
00:33:34,011 --> 00:33:35,138
WERE, YOU KNOW, REMOTELY,
WORKING WITH DIFFERENT
752
00:33:35,221 --> 00:33:37,598
PRODUCERS AND THEY WOULD
SEND ME TRACKS.
753
00:33:37,682 --> 00:33:39,225
BUT, YEAH, ALL OF THE
VOCALS AND EVERYTHING,
754
00:33:39,308 --> 00:33:42,270
MOST OF THE WRITING WAS
DONE AT HOME.
755
00:33:42,353 --> 00:33:45,314
SO IT KIND OF FELT LIKE I
WAS GOING BACK TO MY ROOTS
756
00:33:45,398 --> 00:33:49,610
BECAUSE MY VERY FIRST E.P.
757
00:33:49,694 --> 00:33:51,279
WAS DONE IN MY CHILDHOOD
BEDROOM, LIKE AT MY
758
00:33:51,362 --> 00:33:54,282
PARENTS' OLD HOUSE.
759
00:33:54,365 --> 00:33:56,117
IT KIND OF FELT LIKE I WAS
GOING BACK AND CHANNELING
760
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:59,996
THAT SIDE OF ME AGAIN,
WHICH IS FUN.
761
00:34:00,079 --> 00:34:01,289
>> James: ON THE ALBUM,
ON THE E.P., YOU COVER
762
00:34:01,372 --> 00:34:04,292
DRAKE'S TIME FLIES.
763
00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:07,295
WHAT MADE YOU WANTS TO
INCLUDE THAT COVER?
764
00:34:07,378 --> 00:34:10,339
WHY DID YOU PICK THAT
SONG?
765
00:34:10,423 --> 00:34:13,301
>> I KNEW I WANTED TO DO A
COVER ON E.P..
766
00:34:13,384 --> 00:34:16,804
LIKE I SAID, I WANTED TO
PAY TRIBUTE TO MY ROOTS
767
00:34:16,888 --> 00:34:19,307
AND JUST THE START OF MY
CAREER, REALLY.
768
00:34:19,390 --> 00:34:23,311
AND I USED TO POST COVERS
ALL THE TIME ON
769
00:34:23,394 --> 00:34:24,312
YouTube BACK THEN.
770
00:34:24,395 --> 00:34:27,315
I STARTED LOOKING UP
DIFFERENT SONGS, AND I
771
00:34:27,398 --> 00:34:27,899
LOVE DRAKE.
772
00:34:27,982 --> 00:34:28,983
I THINK HE IS SO GREAT.
773
00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:34,322
AND ON HIS LATEST ALBUM, I
JUST CAME ACROSS HIS SONG,
774
00:34:34,405 --> 00:34:34,781
AND THIS SOUNDED KIND OF
COOL ACOUSTICALLY, SO I
775
00:34:34,864 --> 00:34:36,282
GAVE IT A SHOT.
776
00:34:36,365 --> 00:34:37,325
>> James: WE'RE SO HAPPY
YOU'RE HERE.
777
00:34:37,408 --> 00:34:42,330
CONGRATULATIONS ON THE
E.P.AND HERE PERFORMING
778
00:34:42,413 --> 00:34:44,332
HER LATEST SINGLE,
"UNBOTHERED," FROM HERE
779
00:34:44,415 --> 00:34:47,335
NEW E.P., SOLITUDE, WHICH
IS OUT RIDE NOW.
780
00:34:47,418 --> 00:34:50,213
PLEASE WELCOME TORI KELLY.
781
00:34:55,426 --> 00:34:58,346
♪ ♪ ♪
♪ UNBOTHERED, BABE
782
00:34:58,429 --> 00:35:10,483
I'VE BEEN, FEELING BRAND NEW
♪ I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT I DO
783
00:35:10,566 --> 00:35:19,367
I'M WINNIN', MINDIN' MY BUSINESS
♪ NO TIME TO STOP AND START
784
00:35:19,450 --> 00:35:22,203
THINKING 'BOUT YOU, OOH-OOH,
♪ OOH-OOH
785
00:35:22,286 --> 00:35:28,084
NO THINKING 'BOUT YOU
♪ LATELY IT HITS A BIT DIFFERENT
786
00:35:28,167 --> 00:35:32,505
REALIZE THE WAVE I'VE BEEN
♪ MISSIN'
787
00:35:32,588 --> 00:35:39,846
I LET IT GET TOO DEEP
♪ BUT NOW I'M LIVIN' BLISSFULLY
788
00:35:39,929 --> 00:35:44,433
SMELLIN' ROSES ALL THE TIME
♪ CAN'T MESS WITH MY PEACE OF
789
00:35:44,517 --> 00:35:48,437
MIND
♪ USED TO BE SO BLUE BUT I'M-
790
00:35:48,521 --> 00:35:56,445
YEAH NOW I'M-
♪ UNBOTHERED, BABE
791
00:35:56,529 --> 00:36:03,786
I'VE BEEN, FEELING BRAND NEW
♪ I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT I DO
792
00:36:03,870 --> 00:36:09,917
OH-OH, YEAH, YEAH
♪ WOKE UP THIS WAY
793
00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:22,430
MIGHT JUST, SPREAD THE GOOD NEWS
♪ JUST BECAUSE I WANT TO
794
00:36:22,513 --> 00:36:25,766
JUST BECAUSE I, JUST BECAUSE I
♪ WANT TO, YEAH
795
00:36:25,850 --> 00:36:32,940
I'M THINKIN' WISHFUL WAYS ONLY
♪ BLESSINGS FOR ALL OF MY HOMIES
796
00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:37,612
AIM YOUR WORRIES AT THE SKY
♪ PUT OUR PROBLEMS TO THE SIDE
797
00:36:37,695 --> 00:36:41,616
YEAH WE PUT 'EM TO THE SIDE
♪ YEAH, YEAH
798
00:36:41,699 --> 00:36:44,952
SMELLIN' ROSES ALL THE TIME
♪ CAN'T MESS WITH MY PEACE OF
799
00:36:45,036 --> 00:36:50,917
MIND
♪ USED TO BE SO BLUE BUT I'M-
800
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:56,339
YEAH NOW I'M-
♪ UNBOTHERED, BABE
801
00:36:56,422 --> 00:37:05,514
I'VE BEEN, FEELING BRAND NEW
♪ I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT I DO
802
00:37:05,598 --> 00:37:08,976
I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT I DO
♪ OH-OH, YEAH
803
00:37:09,060 --> 00:37:14,982
WOKE UP THIS WAY
♪ MIGHT JUST, SPREAD THE GOOD
804
00:37:15,066 --> 00:37:29,580
NEWS
♪ JUST BECAUSE I WANT TO
805
00:37:29,664 --> 00:37:37,630
♪ ♪ ♪
YEAH
806
00:37:37,713 --> 00:37:41,550
♪ CAN'T BE BOTHERED, NO SIR, NOT
TODAY
807
00:37:41,634 --> 00:37:49,350
♪ TOO MANY GOOD TIMES ON THE WAY
UNBOTHERED, YES SIR, NOT TODAY
808
00:37:49,433 --> 00:37:53,521
♪ TOO MANY GOOD TIMES ON THE WAY
OOH, OOH, WOAH
809
00:37:53,604 --> 00:38:00,319
♪ UNBOTHERED, BABE
I'VE BEEN, FEELING BRAND NEW
810
00:38:00,403 --> 00:38:02,863
♪ FEELING BRAND NEW
I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT I DO
811
00:38:02,947 --> 00:38:05,533
♪ I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT I DO,
YEAH
812
00:38:05,616 --> 00:38:17,586
♪ WOKE UP THIS WAY
MIGHT JUST, SPREAD THE GOOD NEWS
813
00:38:17,670 --> 00:38:19,714
♪ JUST BECAUSE I WANT TO
YEAH YEAH YEAH
814
00:38:23,634 --> 00:38:24,593
>> James: THAT WAS
WONDERFUL!
815
00:38:24,677 --> 00:38:27,555
TORI KELLY, EVERYBODY, HER
NEW E.P. "SOLITUDES," IS
816
00:38:27,638 --> 00:38:28,556
AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW.
817
00:38:28,639 --> 00:38:31,434
COME ON BACK, EVERYONE.
818
00:38:42,653 --> 00:38:43,571
>> James: THANK YOU SO
MUCH FOR WATCHING.
819
00:38:43,654 --> 00:38:47,199
NEXT WEEK BRYAN CRANSTON
IS GOING TO HERE, ETHAN
820
00:38:47,283 --> 00:38:48,576
HAWKE, AND LILI REINHART.
821
00:38:48,659 --> 00:38:50,578
WE HOPE YOU WILL BE, TOO.
822
00:38:50,661 --> 00:38:55,291
REGGIE, TAKE US HOME.
823
00:39:00,004 --> 00:39:03,924
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824
00:39:06,510 --> 00:39:07,553
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