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Tessitore: I want to sit in on
the brainstorming for season 3.
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I couldn't agree more.
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I want holes literally called,
like, The Blender.
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Yeah.
Where it's like
a giant smoothie machine.
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Mm‐hmm.
You go into the blender,
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and giant blades
are moving around,
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and you hit
the pulse/blend...
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And I'm not even
really paying attention.
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Right.
I'm looking at my phone.
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Yeah. [ Laughing ]
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I'm just doing this.
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The Blender.
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Yeah.
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Welcome to "Holey Moley,"
where we're moments away
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from what is sure to be
another incredible night
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of extreme mini golf.
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I have a hole.
Here's my hole.
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My hole
is called Circus Circus.
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Circus Circus.
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You putt...
Yeah.
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...and then you can either
take the trapeze...
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Yeah.
...or get shot
out of a cannon.
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A cannon!
Get shot out of cannon.
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And you go over ‐‐
go over a lake.
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Yeah.
And you got to make it
to the other side.
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The shot out of the cannon
is great.
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Right?
Nobody does that anymore.
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It's a classic.
Yeah.
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Well, here's how
this is gonna work.
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Round 1, eight golfers
face off
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in a series
of head‐to‐head match‐ups.
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The winners are gonna move on
to sudden‐death round number 2.
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Only the best survive
to the final round
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and play
for The Golden Putter,
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the coveted plaid jacket,
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and, most important,
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a spot in the season finale
on Steph Curry's masterpiece,
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the Tomb of Nefertiti,
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where someone's gonna make
a putt worth 250 grand.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Here are tonight's golfers,
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ready to face whatever the night
throws at them.
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Let's check out
our first hole.
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A lot of people work
on "Holey Moley,"
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and when nature calls,
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well, they head
to Hole Number Two.
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Golfers have to putt their ball
down a 30‐foot, narrow strip,
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then they got to make a run
for it, Rob,
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because the occupants
of the Porta Puttys
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start opening up
the doors,
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and when that happens,
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you can get knocked
into the drink.
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And if you go in the drink,
it's a stroke penalty.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Here we go ‐‐ the crowd
and the players pumped
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for this next matchup
on Hole Number Two.
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Zoe Klopfer's a 25‐year‐old
from Newport Beach, California,
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and she'll be up
against Samuel Babba
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from Oceanside,
California.
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Hi.
My name is Zoe Klopfer.
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I'm 25 years old.
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I'm a fitness influencer.
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I love making videos,
so lighting is a must.
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So I have a ring light.
I bring it with me.
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You gotta get the good selfies,
you know?
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'Cause you always got
to post content.
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My opponents should fear me.
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I mean, they're gonna be like,
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"Oh, she's nothing
to worry about.
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She just, like, takes photos."
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But that's good, because then
they're not gonna expect it.
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Yeah, I'm ready to win this.
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What's up?
My name's Sam Babba.
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I'm from Oceanside, California,
and I'm an optician.
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I've been playing mini golf for
as long as I can hold a club.
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I really probably should've
focused a little more
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on the training activities
for the obstacles,
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but I'm just hoping
my putting game
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will carry this thick body
through this course.
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Today's my birthday,
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and I'm here to party
on my birthday.
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The only way I'm going home
is with that W.
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Put your money on your boy.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Here is Samuel Babba,
30‐year‐old optician.
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With glasses like that?
He does.
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We had glasses like that
in the Marine Corps,
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but they were called
birth‐control glasses.
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[ Laughs ]
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Smooth stroke, but I think
he's gonna pin himself
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behind that barricade.
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He may have a play here.
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Now let's see
if he's light of foot.
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This is the test.
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Zoe: Alright.
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Have a good swim.
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Tessitore: Here goes Samuel.
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He's already stumbling.
And he makes it through.
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Oh, no!
What happened?
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Until he gets past
the doors!
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This guy's
all over the place.
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I mean, Samuel Babba
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could not run in a straight line
at all.
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He was, like, spray‐painting
his way down the course there.
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That's a stroke penalty.
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That was
a regrettable run.
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I mean, let's cut to it.
That was ‐‐
Yeah, that was ‐‐
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That was the most bizarre,
weird thing I ever saw.
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That thing was like...
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Oh, here is Zoe Klopfer.
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Have a nice swim, Zoe!
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Not today!
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Zoe Klopfer ‐‐ now, she is
a fitness influencer.
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Not a trainer.
Not a trainer.
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Not an instructor.
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An influencer.
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An influencer.
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Her tee shot here...
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That was pathetic.
Yeah.
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I mean, that thing went
so far,
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she may have dented
a Porta Potty.
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Now, that's not
a stroke penalty,
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but it does mean that Zoe will
be putting from the drop zone.
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And now she has
to make the run.
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You know,
a name like Klopfer...
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Yes.
...that sounds like
a high‐end stereo system.
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It does, from Germany.
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[ German accent ] Would you like
the Klopfer, perhaps?
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Yeah.
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Or the Biesensnauser?
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Which one
will you prefer?
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[ Laughs ]
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Here she goes!
2.5 seconds to get across.
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[ Normal voice ] Ohh!
Oh, Riggle!
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Oh, no!
Riggle!
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Aah!
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That was brutal.
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Her whole entire body went flush
right into the door.
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Whack!
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Oh, that is so good.
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Ohh!
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Brutal. Just...
Look at this.
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...Phi Slamma Jamma
right there.
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That's a stroke penalty.
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I bet she's got to have blue
paint on her nose right now.
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There's a dent.
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Zoe Klopfer.
Dented.
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Dented.
[ Groans ]
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Don't mind me.
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Now, what is going on?
Why is she doing squats?
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Getting warm.
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Oh, she's influencing.
She's influencing, Joe.
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Is that what influencing
is right there?
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We are seeing
fitness influencing
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right in front of our eyes,
Riggle.
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Watch th‐‐
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I'm a fitness influencer, too,
Joe.
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Will you give me a little
right there with the ‐‐
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That is good.
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More on the heels, though.
Get off the toes.
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Little more on the heels.
Ow.
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That is great right there.
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I just influenced.
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Samuel Babba.
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Remember, Sam didn't make it
to the green,
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so he is away.
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Ooh.
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Look at this position
he gave himself.
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Doesn't have to deal
with that final ridge at all.
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Now, remember, Zoe's ball
fell in the drink,
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so she's putting
from the drop zone.
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This is a tough shot.
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Still very excited,
still very optimistic.
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She clears the first ridge,
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but there's not enough drive
to get over the second one.
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Oh, and she's not gonna be
pleased with that.
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Klopfer with the ridge
right in front.
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♪♪
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Boy, that ridge really moves
things down the line,
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doesn't it?
It sure does.
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It's Sam's birthday today,
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so this could be the perfect way
to celebrate
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if he sinks this putt.
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And now he puts it in.
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Now look at this celebration
from Babba.
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He's doing the pony.
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He's riding the pony
to celebrate
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on Hole Number Two.
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Wow.
He's really feeling it now.
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So, optician Sam Babba moves
into round number 2
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and a step closer to that
quarter million dollar prize
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in the season finale.
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And now "Behind the Hole"with Stephen Curry,
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the "Holey Moley" golf pro.
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I call that hole Hole Number Two
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because it was the second hole
I built this season.
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Nah, just kidding.
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It's the toilets,
'cause number two.
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And you probably guessed it ‐‐
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I came up with the idea
for this one
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while I was...
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playing mini golf.
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What'd you think
I was gonna say?
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As we move on, let's take
a closer look at our next hole.
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For that,
here's Jeannie.
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Mai: Thanks, Joe.
I am here at the famous
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Slip N' Putt hole
from season 1,
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where we saw some
of the best falling ‐‐
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nope, I mean putting ‐‐
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of all time.
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Our golfers need to scramble up
to the peak.
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First one to the top gets
the better ball position.
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Then they'll hit their balls
through the bear's legs
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and down to the hole below.
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Yo, this is a tough one,
guys.
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Let's go!
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Whoo‐hoo!
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Tessitore: We are ready
for our Round 1 battle
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between Connie Amarel
and Gerard Dyson.
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My name's Connie Amarel.
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I'm from Lompoc, California.
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I'm 65.
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[ Laughs ]
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I'm a children's book author,
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and I bake lots of cookies.
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Oh.
I bake for
a professional baseball team.
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I bake Gopher Cookies.
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They're molasses cookies.
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I hope everyone loves them,
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especially Steph,
if he gets one.
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Mwah!
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Never underestimate
the power of a cookie.
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At ease, America.
I'm Gerard Dyson,
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a.k.a. Sergeant Swag.
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38 years old,
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and I plan
on winning "Holey Moley."
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I currently have the best
golf channel on YouTube,
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even though
it's underrated.
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I'm like the Kanye West
of the golf videos.
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I do it all.
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I know "Holey Moley"
looks fun,
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but to Gerard Dyson,
it's not a game.
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I'm coming for you.
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With swag.
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Oh, you're on this side.
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Riggle:
I'll be honest, Joe,
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I'm worried about Connie
on this one.
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This is one
of the trickier,
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more dangerous holes
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we have
here at "Holey Moley."
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Tessitore: Please be safe,
Connie.
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Here they go.
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Oh.
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00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:10,926
Gerard able to get
to that first plateau,
255
00:09:10,926 --> 00:09:11,969
and now...
256
00:09:11,969 --> 00:09:13,095
what a run,
257
00:09:13,095 --> 00:09:14,096
and then he goes down.
258
00:09:14,096 --> 00:09:15,389
All the way down.
259
00:09:15,389 --> 00:09:16,932
And Connie joins him.
260
00:09:16,932 --> 00:09:19,560
Oh, no!
261
00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:21,144
Poor Connie.
There's Gerard.
262
00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:22,229
He lunges for that ‐‐
263
00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:23,981
You know, he's got
the height advantage.
264
00:09:23,981 --> 00:09:26,191
Gerard:
Yeah, let's go, baby!
265
00:09:26,191 --> 00:09:27,192
He's not getting
much help.
266
00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:28,569
Oh, the rope
is giving away.
267
00:09:28,569 --> 00:09:30,404
[ Laughs ]
268
00:09:30,404 --> 00:09:32,197
Let's see
if Gerard can utilize it.
269
00:09:32,197 --> 00:09:33,615
He should have no problem.
270
00:09:33,615 --> 00:09:34,992
Oh, right at the end, though,
he falls.
271
00:09:34,992 --> 00:09:38,495
Connie took a bad spill
right there.
272
00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:40,247
Ooh, ooh!
273
00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:43,375
So, there is the win
for Gerard Dyson.
274
00:09:43,375 --> 00:09:44,960
Thank you, Gerard.
275
00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:47,754
And with that, a helping hand
for Connie Amarel.
276
00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:48,922
Very nicely done.
277
00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:50,799
Oh, I love you.
278
00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:53,093
But it is Gerard Dyson
who will have
279
00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:55,053
the better putting position
on top of that glacier.
280
00:09:55,053 --> 00:09:56,471
What a gentleman.
281
00:09:56,471 --> 00:09:58,223
Ooh‐whee.
282
00:09:58,223 --> 00:10:02,102
So, Connie has a very
tricky putt ahead of her,
283
00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:04,855
as she is against
the avalanche wall
284
00:10:04,855 --> 00:10:07,399
and has to put it through
the polar bear's legs.
285
00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:10,152
Hey, what's that buffoon doing
on the course again?
286
00:10:10,152 --> 00:10:11,570
Who let him in here?
287
00:10:11,570 --> 00:10:13,238
Course Marshal Joe.
288
00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:15,866
Looks like he has a jacket
and hat, per uzh.
289
00:10:15,866 --> 00:10:17,367
I don't know
if he has any pants on.
290
00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:19,661
And if I'm a betting man,
I'm gonna say no, Joe.
291
00:10:19,661 --> 00:10:21,330
That's a cringe.
292
00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:23,290
So, here's Connie Amarel.
293
00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:25,751
It has to go through
the polar bear's legs.
294
00:10:25,751 --> 00:10:26,835
Here's the ricochet.
295
00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:27,836
Tough shot.
296
00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:29,630
And she does.
And she does.
297
00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:30,797
This could be in.
298
00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:32,633
Oh, that was close.
299
00:10:32,633 --> 00:10:34,509
Will it stay
on the green?
300
00:10:34,509 --> 00:10:36,094
Yes, it does.
301
00:10:36,094 --> 00:10:38,180
Great start
by the cookie lady.
302
00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:40,223
What a sweet woman.
She bakes cookies,
303
00:10:40,223 --> 00:10:41,725
she writes kids books.
304
00:10:41,725 --> 00:10:43,060
What did she make tonight?
305
00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:44,227
Snickerdoodles,
it looks like.
306
00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:45,520
Oh, who doesn't like
a snickerdoodle?
307
00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:47,147
Get after that, Riggle.
308
00:10:50,734 --> 00:10:54,780
So, here is first putt
for Gerard Dyson.
309
00:10:54,780 --> 00:10:56,949
Also known
as Sergeant Swag.
310
00:10:56,949 --> 00:10:59,159
He's able to putt
from that elevated snowflake.
311
00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,369
Yes.
312
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,082
Where the heck ‐‐
Did it go?
313
00:11:05,082 --> 00:11:06,625
No, it backed up.
314
00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:09,670
So, there's a mis‐hit
off of the snowflake.
315
00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:11,380
He's lost
a golden opportunity.
316
00:11:13,924 --> 00:11:16,927
So now Dyson,
his second stroke here.
317
00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:22,891
And this time, he puts it
through the polar bear's legs
318
00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:23,892
and down
to the green below.
319
00:11:23,892 --> 00:11:28,146
Hits off the back wall
and retreats.
320
00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:30,857
And now both will sit
on their keister
321
00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:33,193
and come down
the mountain.
322
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,611
Gotta watch that wall
at the end here.
323
00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:35,862
Whoo!
324
00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,572
Oh.
That's what happens.
325
00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:38,949
[ Laughing ] Whoa.
326
00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:40,575
She got her shoe caught
in there, Joe.
327
00:11:40,575 --> 00:11:41,576
Tessitore: Shoe came off.
328
00:11:41,576 --> 00:11:43,161
Left shoe is off of Connie.
329
00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:46,081
Oh, no.
I can't get my shoe back on.
330
00:11:46,081 --> 00:11:47,499
While Connie finds
her feet,
331
00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:49,126
I suggest you go raid
the cookie jar.
332
00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:50,085
We'll be right back.
333
00:11:50,085 --> 00:11:51,294
[ Laughs ]
334
00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:52,629
Ooh! They got a little cinnamon
in them.
335
00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:54,047
Yeah. Isn't that nice?
Nice touch.
336
00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:02,556
Tessitore: Welcome back
to "Holey Moley."
337
00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:03,682
While you were away,
338
00:12:03,682 --> 00:12:05,767
we ate our fill
of Connie's baked treats.
339
00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:07,811
Oh, that's delicious,
yeah.
340
00:12:07,811 --> 00:12:09,062
Okay.
341
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,731
Gerard lies 2,
Connie lies 1.
342
00:12:10,731 --> 00:12:12,149
But when play resumed,
343
00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:14,401
the cookie lady got off
to a shaky start.
344
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:16,403
Ah!
Riggle: No hesitation
from Connie.
345
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:18,864
She just stepped up
and fired away.
346
00:12:18,864 --> 00:12:20,866
That kept Sergeant Swag
in the mix.
347
00:12:20,866 --> 00:12:22,534
Served our country.
348
00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:25,328
Now trying
to serve himself.
349
00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:26,788
Runs it past.
350
00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:28,915
This is a deathmatch!
351
00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,792
Until Connie pulled
the winning cookie
352
00:12:30,792 --> 00:12:31,960
out of the bag.
353
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:34,171
Can she be
the unexpected winner?
354
00:12:34,171 --> 00:12:35,338
Oh!
Oh, my God!
355
00:12:35,338 --> 00:12:36,673
She does it.
She does it!
356
00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,550
The cookie lady does it.
357
00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:41,094
Delivering not just
on the snickerdoodles
358
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,180
but right here
on Slip N' Putt.
359
00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:45,140
She moves on to Round 2,
360
00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:46,975
and while we wait
to find out who's joining her,
361
00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:49,770
here's Rob to tell us
about the next hole.
362
00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:54,733
And now "The Hole Story"with Rob Riggle.
363
00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:56,318
Riggle: Rubber duckies.
364
00:12:56,318 --> 00:12:59,029
At first glance, they look like
harmless water toys.
365
00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:01,573
But increase their size tenfold
366
00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:05,035
and they quickly transform
into something else entirely.
367
00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:07,329
Golfers need to get across
the narrow bridge
368
00:13:07,329 --> 00:13:11,750
blockaded by these two ferocious
beasts of the bath.
369
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:14,336
If the player or the ball
gets knocked into the tub ‐‐
370
00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:16,922
"Aaah!" Pkwssh! ‐‐
371
00:13:16,922 --> 00:13:18,340
it's a stroke penalty.
372
00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:20,550
"Aaaah!" Pbbbbht!
373
00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:22,177
But, hey,
look on the bright side.
374
00:13:22,177 --> 00:13:23,845
You just got a free bath.
375
00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:25,222
Back to you, Rob.
376
00:13:25,222 --> 00:13:26,223
[ Ding! ]
377
00:13:26,223 --> 00:13:27,390
Yeehaw!
378
00:13:30,227 --> 00:13:32,771
And ready to take on the ducks
of disaster now,
379
00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:35,482
it's social‐media manager
Leisha‐Mae
380
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:38,652
and hospital worker
Sam Eddy.
381
00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:40,445
Hi. My name's Sam Eddy.
382
00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:41,947
I'm 24 years old,
383
00:13:41,947 --> 00:13:44,533
and I am from
Crestview, Florida.
384
00:13:44,533 --> 00:13:49,079
Even though it's mini golf,
everything is so big about it.
385
00:13:49,079 --> 00:13:50,163
And that's why I love
"Holey Moley,"
386
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:53,124
because it's just that
but bigger.
387
00:13:53,124 --> 00:13:55,293
I'm the icon
that "Holey Moley" needs.
388
00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:57,212
Rarr!
389
00:13:57,212 --> 00:13:59,130
It's about being the cutest cat
on the golf course
390
00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:02,467
and bringing it home.
391
00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:04,010
My name's Leisha‐Mae Telles.
392
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,762
I am from Las Vegas, Nevada.
393
00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:07,389
I have a degree in psychology,
394
00:14:07,389 --> 00:14:10,892
so I can get
into other people's minds.
395
00:14:10,892 --> 00:14:14,980
Growing up, my family and I
played a ton of golf,
396
00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:17,399
and putting was, like,
my thing.
397
00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:21,111
My sister Seshia was in season 1
of "Holey Moley."
398
00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:23,071
She made it just look
too hard,
399
00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:24,823
and I just want
to make it easy.
400
00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:28,994
Deep down, she probably wants me
to make it past her.
401
00:14:28,994 --> 00:14:30,579
Leisha‐Mae Telles.
402
00:14:30,579 --> 00:14:33,665
Remember her sister Seshia
was on season 1.
403
00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:36,293
She wants to do better
than her sister did.
404
00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:38,211
She's trying to avenge
her sister's death.
405
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:39,462
They ‐‐ What?
406
00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:41,172
Did ‐‐ Did she survive
last year?
407
00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:42,549
She survived.
Never mind, then.
408
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:43,341
We're good.
409
00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:50,056
Ooh, this is ‐‐
410
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:51,725
There is not much on this.
411
00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:56,938
This is not even reaching
the slanted bar of soap.
412
00:14:56,938 --> 00:14:58,732
Alright.
Now it's the hard part.
413
00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:00,525
Good luck.
414
00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:03,778
Tessitore: Now Leisha‐Mae Telles
is going to try
415
00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:05,697
to avoid the 12‐foot‐high,
416
00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:09,075
15‐foot‐long pair
of rubber duckies.
417
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:10,952
You have to time it out
just right.
418
00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:12,162
Here she goes.
419
00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:14,289
Ohh!
420
00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:18,126
Ducky number one puts her
into the bubble bath.
421
00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:19,920
I like the speed,
but she just ‐‐
422
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,671
I don't know
that she timed it well.
423
00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:22,923
Oh, she got launched.
424
00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:24,466
She takes out
a medium‐size duck.
425
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:25,467
Yeah, she got launched.
426
00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:26,843
Yeah, she really did.
427
00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:28,470
Having seen that,
Leisha's sister's
428
00:15:28,470 --> 00:15:31,556
probably thinking to herself
she's the better one now.
429
00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:35,060
And now, Sam Eddy,
the 24‐year‐old from Florida.
430
00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:37,687
Time to show these ducks
who's boss.
431
00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:40,774
She goes by the nickname
of "Sam Pants."
432
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:43,234
Says she never
wears pants.
433
00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:46,112
Are there any articles
of clothing that you hate?
434
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:48,365
Hmm.
That's a great one.
435
00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:50,992
Not pants.
Oh, no.
We know you love pants.
436
00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:55,538
You love pants,
especially these pants.
437
00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:57,791
These ducks got nothing
on this kitty cat.
438
00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,417
[ Ducks squeaking ]
439
00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:01,503
Come on, Sam Eddy.
Put a little zest on it.
440
00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:04,631
Uh‐oh.
What happened?
441
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,299
It went in the water.
The ball went in the water.
442
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,676
Oh.
That cuts like a knife.
443
00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:08,927
It really does.
444
00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:10,845
Does she get thrown in now?
445
00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:13,139
So, this will be
Sam's second stroke
446
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:15,392
after her tee shot
went in the water.
447
00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:17,268
She loves
to make people smile.
448
00:16:17,268 --> 00:16:19,688
Will she be smiling
with this putt?
449
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,483
It goes into the water
again.
That's two.
450
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:26,736
She's really struggling here
with her accuracy.
451
00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:28,822
Come on, Sam!
452
00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:30,281
Whoo!
453
00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:33,660
And now the crowd is giving her
some great support.
454
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,120
Third stroke.
Sam Eddy.
455
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:41,459
This gets through
the first duck,
456
00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:42,711
past the second duck,
457
00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:44,087
and past that mark,
458
00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:45,880
onto the bar of soap.
Get over there.
459
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:49,467
She goes from a struggle
on her first two shots
460
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:52,178
to a very nice
third stroke there.
461
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:53,972
Whoo!
462
00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:58,685
Alright, duck,
it's you and me.
463
00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,520
It's you and me.
464
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,896
She is primed.
465
00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:03,273
She is getting pumped up,
Joe.
466
00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:04,858
Getting a squat in.
467
00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:07,610
I'll tell you what ‐‐ those
ducks don't stand a chance.
468
00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:08,903
I pity
those rubber duckies.
469
00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:10,030
Can she do it?
470
00:17:12,157 --> 00:17:13,992
The duckies against Sam.
471
00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:15,535
Oh.
472
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,537
Victory ‐‐ duckies.
473
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,039
Here's the replay, Rob.
474
00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:20,665
Well, I'll tell you,
that first rubber ducky
475
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,250
has a real high hit rate.
476
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,752
Yeah.
That's the mama duck,
I believe.
477
00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:24,919
It is the mama duck.
It is.
478
00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:27,047
Mama duck does
some damage, now.
479
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:28,048
[ Laughs ]
480
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:29,215
Leisha‐Mae loving it.
481
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:31,009
Well,
she's experienced that.
482
00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:32,260
How cold was it?
483
00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:33,720
Very.
484
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,473
My poor Floridian soul.
485
00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:37,474
[ Laughing ] I know.
486
00:17:37,474 --> 00:17:39,642
Tessitore:
So, Sam Eddy lies 4.
487
00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:41,853
Leisha‐Mae Telles lies 2,
488
00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:43,396
as both went
into the water,
489
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,148
so the stroke penalty there.
490
00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:52,489
Leisha‐Mae: No, no, no.
491
00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:53,990
No, no, no.
492
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:57,035
Oh, it's a nice putt
from Leisha‐Mae.
493
00:17:57,035 --> 00:17:59,037
It's not looking good
for me.
494
00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:01,122
As she's just now
two inches away,
495
00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:03,458
she'll be tapping in
for the win here.
496
00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:05,210
You got this!
497
00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:06,920
Tap in and you got it.
498
00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:10,340
Can she advance?
499
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:11,800
Yes, she does.
500
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,051
[ Cheers and applause ]
501
00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:15,345
Leisha‐Mae,
proving she's no quack,
502
00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:16,888
as she moves on
to Round 2
503
00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:18,640
and stays on track
to try to win
504
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,725
that quarter million dollars.
505
00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:22,936
And avenge
her sister's death.
506
00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:24,646
Her sister did not die,
Riggle.
507
00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:26,481
Huh?
She was eliminated.
508
00:18:26,481 --> 00:18:27,565
She didn't die.
509
00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:29,567
Oh. Got it.
510
00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:30,819
Got it.
You take everything too far.
511
00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:31,945
Got it.
512
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:38,743
♪♪
513
00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:39,786
What's in your drink?
514
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:40,787
Eh, it's just gin.
515
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:41,830
Straight‐up gin.
516
00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:43,206
That smells.
I can smell it.
517
00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:44,582
It smells like gasoline.
518
00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:47,585
That's a strong gin.
It really is.
It's 93 octane.
519
00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:49,337
What's in mine? Yep.
520
00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:50,797
That's the good stuff.
[ Clears throat ]
521
00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:54,008
It's firewater,
right there.
522
00:18:54,008 --> 00:18:55,552
[ Sighs ]
Yeah, that's it.
523
00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:57,720
That is what's gonna
get me...
524
00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:59,431
You got to stay warm.
...arrested.
525
00:18:59,431 --> 00:19:00,723
[ Laughs ]
526
00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:02,559
As we move on,
let's take a closer look
527
00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:03,643
at our next hole.
528
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,019
This is Gopher It.
529
00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:06,563
[ Sighs ]
530
00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:10,525
Golfers are gonna try to ride
our mechanical rodeo gopher
531
00:19:10,525 --> 00:19:12,193
as long as they can.
532
00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:14,028
Now, those who hold on
the longest
533
00:19:14,028 --> 00:19:15,572
get the better position
closer to the hole,
534
00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:17,031
but you got to be careful,
535
00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:19,951
because the green
is infested with gophers
536
00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:22,495
who are gonna pop their head up
and ruin your shot.
537
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:23,997
Let's go down
to the course.
538
00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:26,291
[ Cheers and applause ]
539
00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:30,962
We have a former NFL player
testing Gopher It,
540
00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:36,092
as James Anderson takes on
Micah Lee Dettmar.
541
00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:37,510
Name's Micah Dettmar.
542
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:38,595
I'm 33 years old.
543
00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:40,972
I'm originally
from Geneva, Alabama,
544
00:19:40,972 --> 00:19:43,641
and I am the trash‐talking GOAT
of mini golf.
545
00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:45,018
Wearing sleeves and trying
to mini golf
546
00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:46,186
is a little restrictive,
547
00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:49,522
so I got mad
and just ripped off the sleeves.
548
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,858
Welcome to the gun show.
549
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:54,194
Not gonna say that I'm
the most physically fit
550
00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:56,196
that's probably gonna be
on "Holey Moley,"
551
00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:58,656
but I can hang
with the best of them.
552
00:19:58,656 --> 00:20:00,158
I'm gonna win "Holey Moley."
553
00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:01,451
This is what I do.
554
00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:03,786
4 to 1 on the goal line,
Coach, put me in the game.
555
00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:04,829
My name is James Anderson.
556
00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:06,289
I'm from Chesapeake, Virginia.
557
00:20:06,289 --> 00:20:08,041
I played in the NFL
for 10 years.
558
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:10,168
If I could handle hitting
300‐pound men,
559
00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:11,794
I'm not worried
about a windmill.
560
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:13,713
These obstacles better watch out
for me.
561
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:16,382
"Holey Moley" is the Super Bowl
of mini golf.
562
00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:18,760
This is my first Super Bowl,
and I want to win it.
563
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:21,137
[ Cheers and applause ]
564
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:22,805
♪♪
565
00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:24,224
So, Micah Lee,
566
00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:27,143
32‐year‐old physical therapist
down in Alabama.
567
00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:29,854
This sport is popular
down in Alabama.
568
00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:32,315
Mechanical gopher riding
is popular in Alab‐‐
569
00:20:32,315 --> 00:20:35,026
They're huge college
football fans down there.
570
00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:36,236
You got the Tide,
you got War Eagle.
571
00:20:36,236 --> 00:20:37,862
Oh, they have wonderful
college football,
572
00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:40,615
but they also have wonderful
mechanical gopher riding
573
00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:41,908
down there, too.
574
00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:43,201
I‐I'm not sure that
that's a fact.
575
00:20:43,201 --> 00:20:44,786
There he is right behind us,
Riggle.
576
00:20:44,786 --> 00:20:46,913
Yeah!
Hey, Micah Lee!
What's going on, brother?
577
00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:48,706
There he is.
Hey!
578
00:20:48,706 --> 00:20:49,749
[ Laughs ]
You're screwed.
579
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:50,792
He really is,
isn't he?
580
00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:52,085
Ohh.
Okay.
581
00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:53,503
Dead man walking.
There he is, right there.
582
00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:54,504
[ Air horn blows ]
583
00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:55,838
So, here he goes.
584
00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:57,674
We'll see what time
that he can log
585
00:20:57,674 --> 00:20:59,926
here on Gopher It.
586
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:01,970
What is this?
Is this a kiddy ride
587
00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:02,971
out in front
of the supermarket?
588
00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:05,014
This thing
can get going, now.
589
00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:07,100
You know, just warming him up
a little bit.
590
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:11,062
Over 15 feet up
on that gopher mound.
591
00:21:11,062 --> 00:21:13,690
All it takes is one swift move
of that joystick
592
00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:14,941
on the mechanical gopher,
593
00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:18,069
and Micah Lee
is down and out.
594
00:21:18,069 --> 00:21:20,655
Oh, he's coming off the back
of it.
595
00:21:20,655 --> 00:21:22,198
You get thrown by that?
596
00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:24,200
Is there butter
on his pants?
597
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,536
He just slipped off,
like a wet noodle.
598
00:21:26,536 --> 00:21:30,206
The first 24 seconds of
that ride was incredibly slow.
599
00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:31,666
[ Laughing ] Yeah.
600
00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:33,585
And then 0.6 ‐‐
601
00:21:33,585 --> 00:21:35,587
And then the 0.6, when they
just turned it just a beat,
602
00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:37,755
just a little bit,
603
00:21:37,755 --> 00:21:40,341
he went
slip‐sliding away.
604
00:21:40,341 --> 00:21:43,845
So, 24.6 seconds
is the time to beat.
605
00:21:43,845 --> 00:21:47,015
James Anderson, after
a very successful career
606
00:21:47,015 --> 00:21:48,808
as an NFL linebacker ‐‐
607
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:50,977
played for the Panthers,
played for the Bears.
608
00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:53,479
One day,
you're an NFL linebacker.
609
00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:56,190
The next day, you're riding
a mechanical gopher.
610
00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:59,277
[ Laughs ]
611
00:21:59,277 --> 00:22:00,486
Oh.
612
00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:01,571
[ Air horn blow ]
613
00:22:01,571 --> 00:22:03,406
Whoa!
He's out of the gates!
614
00:22:03,406 --> 00:22:04,991
It's hot!
It's electric!
615
00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:07,910
[ Laughs ]
He's barely moving.
616
00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:10,872
24.6 is all he has
to beat here.
617
00:22:10,872 --> 00:22:14,250
I'm not even sure he realizes
it's started at this point.
618
00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:15,293
He's leaning back.
619
00:22:15,293 --> 00:22:16,544
Little bit of a dip there.
620
00:22:16,544 --> 00:22:18,504
Don't ‐‐ James, I don't ‐‐
Hold on, there.
621
00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:19,881
Hold on, now.
622
00:22:19,881 --> 00:22:21,549
A little bit
of a wiggle to it,
623
00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:23,926
leaning to the side.
624
00:22:23,926 --> 00:22:25,511
Oh, oh.
That gets testy.
625
00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:26,888
That gets testy.
626
00:22:26,888 --> 00:22:28,097
He's got
some great balance.
627
00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:29,932
Oh, they're giving him
a much harder ride.
628
00:22:29,932 --> 00:22:31,017
Now it's starting
to speed up.
629
00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:32,435
Now, this is
a much harder ride.
630
00:22:32,435 --> 00:22:34,062
And look at James Anderson.
631
00:22:34,062 --> 00:22:35,063
Uh‐oh.
632
00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:36,189
And then...
Whoa!
633
00:22:36,189 --> 00:22:38,107
...goes down
the gopher mound,
634
00:22:38,107 --> 00:22:42,153
but that is a winning ride
by James Anderson.
635
00:22:42,153 --> 00:22:43,780
Gets the better ball
position.
636
00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:45,657
10 seconds more
than Micah Lee.
637
00:22:45,657 --> 00:22:47,116
A gopher can't beat me,
man.
638
00:22:47,116 --> 00:22:48,826
[ Laughter ]
639
00:22:48,826 --> 00:22:50,286
Riggle: James Anderson
pant game.
640
00:22:50,286 --> 00:22:51,663
You like that?
Yes.
641
00:22:51,663 --> 00:22:53,122
I've shown you my pants,
haven't I, Joe?
642
00:22:53,122 --> 00:22:54,207
I've only seen them
50 times ‐‐
643
00:22:54,207 --> 00:22:55,333
Rob, I don't need to see
the pants again.
644
00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:56,709
Rob.
We've seen the pants.
645
00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:58,086
Check this out, Joe.
I see the pants.
646
00:22:58,086 --> 00:22:59,170
I see the socks.
Look at the socks, Joe.
647
00:22:59,170 --> 00:23:01,005
"Holey Moley" socks.
Very proud of the socks.
648
00:23:01,005 --> 00:23:02,882
[ Laughs ]
649
00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:03,883
[ Gopher chirps ]
650
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:05,635
Oh, God! Oh, what?!
Oh!
651
00:23:05,635 --> 00:23:07,428
Oh!
You really don't see that
coming, do you?
652
00:23:07,428 --> 00:23:09,514
No, you do not, sir.
653
00:23:09,514 --> 00:23:11,808
[ Gophers chirping ]
654
00:23:11,808 --> 00:23:13,434
There he goes.
Does a nice job of it,
655
00:23:13,434 --> 00:23:14,852
and down the back ramp.
656
00:23:14,852 --> 00:23:16,437
Is that go‐‐
Oh.
657
00:23:16,437 --> 00:23:19,607
Runs it past, but still just
to get past the two gophers,
658
00:23:19,607 --> 00:23:23,152
because Micah Lee Dettmar
is gonna have to contend
659
00:23:23,152 --> 00:23:25,113
with three
of the popping gopher heads.
660
00:23:25,113 --> 00:23:26,197
That's a lot.
661
00:23:26,197 --> 00:23:28,199
That's a lot
to contend with.
662
00:23:28,199 --> 00:23:30,827
♪♪
663
00:23:30,827 --> 00:23:32,787
Wow.
Wow! He slaloms it!
664
00:23:34,872 --> 00:23:37,291
That was an incredible putt
by Micah Lee!
665
00:23:37,291 --> 00:23:38,918
He did slalom that!
666
00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:40,294
How in the world
did he do that?
667
00:23:40,294 --> 00:23:41,671
Skill!
668
00:23:41,671 --> 00:23:45,299
Able to slalom past
all three gopher heads
669
00:23:45,299 --> 00:23:48,845
and put it closer
than James Anderson.
670
00:23:48,845 --> 00:23:51,055
Micah Lee's daughter there
with Jeannie Mai,
671
00:23:51,055 --> 00:23:53,182
and she looks really proud
of her dad.
672
00:23:53,182 --> 00:23:55,685
Watch this, right here.
673
00:23:55,685 --> 00:23:58,938
You can see the concern
on James Anderson's face here,
674
00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:02,024
as he knows he's left
with a more difficult putt.
675
00:24:02,024 --> 00:24:03,901
Anderson
on a long approach,
676
00:24:03,901 --> 00:24:07,238
and he runs it past
to the right.
677
00:24:07,238 --> 00:24:08,614
Go ahead.
Finish her up.
678
00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:11,409
So, Anderson, for 3.
679
00:24:11,409 --> 00:24:15,204
♪♪
680
00:24:15,204 --> 00:24:17,206
And he will card a 3,
681
00:24:17,206 --> 00:24:21,252
so Micah Lee Dettmar will be
putting for the win.
682
00:24:21,252 --> 00:24:23,045
Don't get nervous.
It's just a putt.
683
00:24:23,045 --> 00:24:24,756
Hey, yo,
I'm just sitting 2.
684
00:24:24,756 --> 00:24:25,757
A little bit closer.
685
00:24:25,757 --> 00:24:27,550
That's okay.
686
00:24:27,550 --> 00:24:29,010
Tessitore: This putt
687
00:24:29,010 --> 00:24:31,137
for a victory
in round number 1.
688
00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:32,472
Does he have it in him?
689
00:24:35,391 --> 00:24:36,684
Ah.
690
00:24:36,684 --> 00:24:38,394
No, he pushes it off,
691
00:24:38,394 --> 00:24:41,439
and he left something there,
as well.
692
00:24:41,439 --> 00:24:43,441
Riggle: Yeah.
Hey, no pressure
on this putt.
693
00:24:43,441 --> 00:24:46,277
Remember, Anderson has already
carded a 3,
694
00:24:46,277 --> 00:24:48,488
so Micah Lee has
to have this
695
00:24:48,488 --> 00:24:51,324
to force a putt‐off
on Gopher It.
696
00:24:54,118 --> 00:24:56,788
The sleeveless wonder
misses,
697
00:24:56,788 --> 00:24:59,415
and James Anderson,
the former NFL linebacker,
698
00:24:59,415 --> 00:25:00,875
completes the talented lineup,
699
00:25:00,875 --> 00:25:03,044
ready to tackle Round 2.
700
00:25:03,044 --> 00:25:05,755
Wow.
And we will see
how that plays out
701
00:25:05,755 --> 00:25:07,924
when we return
to "Holey Moley."
702
00:25:07,924 --> 00:25:08,925
Stick around.
703
00:25:16,307 --> 00:25:18,351
Tessitore: Welcome back
to "Holey Moley."
704
00:25:18,351 --> 00:25:20,686
Riggle: I'll tell you what
the network is saying.
705
00:25:20,686 --> 00:25:22,522
More Riggle and Joe.
706
00:25:22,522 --> 00:25:24,357
More.
More. Not less.
707
00:25:24,357 --> 00:25:27,276
More.
Yep. Zoom in.
708
00:25:27,276 --> 00:25:28,778
What? You even know
where your camera is.
709
00:25:28,778 --> 00:25:30,363
Oh, yeah.
I don't know
where my camera is.
710
00:25:30,363 --> 00:25:31,823
See if you can find it,
Riggle.
711
00:25:31,823 --> 00:25:34,075
I want to see
if I can find it.
See if you can find it.
712
00:25:34,075 --> 00:25:36,702
[ Laughs ]
713
00:25:36,702 --> 00:25:38,913
There's only three cameras.
I had a good shot.
714
00:25:38,913 --> 00:25:41,666
Up next,
it is Putt the Plank.
715
00:25:41,666 --> 00:25:42,708
Here's Jeannie Mai.
716
00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:43,918
Mai: Thanks, Joe.
717
00:25:43,918 --> 00:25:45,795
Golfers first putt
over the bow
718
00:25:45,795 --> 00:25:48,589
to X marks the spot
on the other side.
719
00:25:48,589 --> 00:25:52,426
Whoever gets closest to the X
will get the help of the best
720
00:25:52,426 --> 00:25:54,929
and the only golf pirate
in all of "Holey Moley"...
721
00:25:54,929 --> 00:25:57,890
Captain Long Jon Lovitz!
722
00:25:57,890 --> 00:25:59,350
Mai: He will chip
the winner's ball
723
00:25:59,350 --> 00:26:02,562
across the lagoon to the green
on the other side,
724
00:26:02,562 --> 00:26:06,983
then he'll chip the loser's ball
across blindfolded.
725
00:26:06,983 --> 00:26:09,151
Who's gonna be named first mate,
726
00:26:09,151 --> 00:26:12,572
and who will be shark meat
on Putt the Plank?
727
00:26:12,572 --> 00:26:16,576
James Anderson,
the longtime NFL linebacker,
728
00:26:16,576 --> 00:26:18,536
taking on Connie Amarel,
729
00:26:18,536 --> 00:26:21,998
the cookie maker and
children's story book author.
730
00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:25,835
Both have played
their qualifying putts,
731
00:26:25,835 --> 00:26:28,629
and it's linebacker James
who has landed closer to the X.
732
00:26:28,629 --> 00:26:30,214
Closer.
Just a little outside.
733
00:26:30,214 --> 00:26:31,299
Oh.
734
00:26:31,299 --> 00:26:33,009
Right there in the hole.
735
00:26:33,009 --> 00:26:34,969
You got that?
Yep. [ Chuckles ]
736
00:26:34,969 --> 00:26:37,930
Tessitore: So, one eyepatch
for Captain Long Jon Lovitz,
737
00:26:37,930 --> 00:26:40,933
as he will chip over the lagoon
for James Anderson.
738
00:26:43,102 --> 00:26:44,604
Over the lagoon,
739
00:26:44,604 --> 00:26:46,022
and into the sand.
740
00:26:46,022 --> 00:26:47,940
He's gonna have a lot
to deal with
741
00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:49,775
that deep in the bunker.
742
00:26:49,775 --> 00:26:51,360
That doesn't look like a win
to me.
743
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:52,820
Not at all.
744
00:26:52,820 --> 00:26:54,906
You try chipping
off wood.
745
00:26:54,906 --> 00:26:56,365
Maybe it's not as easy
as it looks.
746
00:26:56,365 --> 00:26:59,660
Now the second eyepatch
is being put on,
747
00:26:59,660 --> 00:27:03,748
as Course Marshal Joe will hand
Captain Long Jon Lovitz
748
00:27:03,748 --> 00:27:06,334
his pirate hat
back.
749
00:27:06,334 --> 00:27:08,461
How much you think the hat
affects his swing here?
750
00:27:08,461 --> 00:27:11,756
I think all of it's affecting
his swing, to be honest.
751
00:27:11,756 --> 00:27:13,466
‐I can't see.
‐Oh, you can't see?
752
00:27:13,466 --> 00:27:15,217
No.
Put the club next to the...
753
00:27:15,217 --> 00:27:16,886
Next to your club?
Yeah.
754
00:27:16,886 --> 00:27:18,554
There you go.
755
00:27:18,554 --> 00:27:20,765
[ Chuckles ]
Good luck, Jon.
756
00:27:20,765 --> 00:27:23,643
Tessitore: So, here's
Captain Long Jon Lovitz,
757
00:27:23,643 --> 00:27:26,062
his chip
with two eyepatches on.
758
00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:28,814
The ball of Connie Amarel.
759
00:27:30,691 --> 00:27:32,234
Riggle: Good Lord.
And he runs it
760
00:27:32,234 --> 00:27:34,236
and skims it and goes off
the treasure chest.
761
00:27:34,236 --> 00:27:35,488
Will it stay on?
762
00:27:35,488 --> 00:27:36,906
I love you, Jon.
763
00:27:36,906 --> 00:27:37,865
Tessitore:
How about that?
764
00:27:37,865 --> 00:27:39,533
The ricochet,
and it works.
765
00:27:39,533 --> 00:27:43,537
So, Connie Amarel is in better
position than James Anderson.
766
00:27:43,537 --> 00:27:45,247
We're gonna have to rethink
this system.
767
00:27:45,247 --> 00:27:47,083
He does better blindfolded
than he does with his vision.
768
00:27:47,083 --> 00:27:49,377
How can that be?
I don't understand.
769
00:27:49,377 --> 00:27:51,962
James, walk the plank!
770
00:27:51,962 --> 00:27:53,089
Tessitore: And now
James Anderson
771
00:27:53,089 --> 00:27:54,173
will walk the plank,
772
00:27:54,173 --> 00:27:55,341
and you have to think,
773
00:27:55,341 --> 00:27:57,009
with his level of athleticism,
774
00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:58,969
all the years
in the NFL,
775
00:27:58,969 --> 00:28:03,641
he will have no problem
getting ahold of this shark.
776
00:28:03,641 --> 00:28:06,644
I actually feel sorry
for the shark.
777
00:28:06,644 --> 00:28:08,771
Here goes James.
778
00:28:08,771 --> 00:28:10,439
Onto the fin,
779
00:28:10,439 --> 00:28:12,525
and he will
pull himself up.
780
00:28:12,525 --> 00:28:15,069
Whoo!
And now he's riding
the shark
781
00:28:15,069 --> 00:28:16,946
in a show of dominance.
782
00:28:16,946 --> 00:28:18,030
He's making this
look easy.
783
00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:19,407
I mean,
a former NFL player.
784
00:28:19,407 --> 00:28:20,783
He's hungry for the win.
785
00:28:20,783 --> 00:28:25,204
♪♪
786
00:28:25,204 --> 00:28:27,081
There he goes.
Oh, can he hang on?
787
00:28:27,081 --> 00:28:28,541
And he's got
to pull himself up!
788
00:28:28,541 --> 00:28:31,627
Oh, a stroke penalty,
as he let go.
He let go!
789
00:28:31,627 --> 00:28:35,631
James Anderson, with all
that upper‐body strength,
790
00:28:35,631 --> 00:28:38,926
takes the stroke penalty,
as he went into the water.
791
00:28:38,926 --> 00:28:40,344
That was incredible.
Wow.
792
00:28:40,344 --> 00:28:43,222
NFL linebacker fails
on Putt the Plank.
793
00:28:43,222 --> 00:28:45,599
So, he lies 2 now,
and he's in the trap.
794
00:28:45,599 --> 00:28:48,185
He really did knock the heck
out of that shark, though.
795
00:28:48,185 --> 00:28:51,814
I think the shark
is swimming slanted right now.
796
00:28:51,814 --> 00:28:54,191
Connie, walk the plank!
Okay.
797
00:28:54,191 --> 00:28:57,194
Tessitore: Connie Amarel,
65 years old,
798
00:28:57,194 --> 00:28:59,405
is walking the plank,
799
00:28:59,405 --> 00:29:01,574
the woman who says cookies
make everything better.
800
00:29:01,574 --> 00:29:03,743
I don't know if she can tempt
the shark with any cookies.
801
00:29:03,743 --> 00:29:05,494
Oh, my gosh.
802
00:29:05,494 --> 00:29:07,496
Please be safe, Connie.
Please.
803
00:29:07,496 --> 00:29:08,789
I don't know
if I want to see
804
00:29:08,789 --> 00:29:09,999
what's about to happen here,
Joe.
805
00:29:12,293 --> 00:29:13,502
[ Chuckles ]
806
00:29:13,502 --> 00:29:14,628
Oh.
Well, you know what?
807
00:29:14,628 --> 00:29:15,629
I feel better about it.
808
00:29:15,629 --> 00:29:16,881
I really do.
809
00:29:16,881 --> 00:29:17,882
I really do.
810
00:29:17,882 --> 00:29:20,134
The last thing I needed
was Connie
811
00:29:20,134 --> 00:29:22,762
and her sweet face embedded
into the side of a shark.
812
00:29:22,762 --> 00:29:24,138
Hey,
and what a gentleman.
813
00:29:24,138 --> 00:29:25,097
Great sportsmanship.
What a gentleman.
814
00:29:25,097 --> 00:29:26,098
There's James,
helping her out.
815
00:29:26,098 --> 00:29:27,641
Nicely done, James.
816
00:29:27,641 --> 00:29:29,477
Well done. That's what
"Holey Moley's"
817
00:29:29,477 --> 00:29:31,437
really all about,
right there.
818
00:29:31,437 --> 00:29:32,897
You got to help, too,
Connie.
The leg.
819
00:29:32,897 --> 00:29:34,648
Tessitore:
I think this is ‐‐
820
00:29:34,648 --> 00:29:36,358
at a certain point,
it's dead weight, and...
821
00:29:36,358 --> 00:29:37,985
You got to help.
You got to help.
822
00:29:40,654 --> 00:29:42,198
He's just dragging Connie.
823
00:29:42,198 --> 00:29:45,034
[ Both laugh ]
824
00:29:45,034 --> 00:29:47,745
I've seen ‐‐ I mean ‐‐
I believe ‐‐
825
00:29:47,745 --> 00:29:48,954
I thought this was gonna be
really sweet.
826
00:29:48,954 --> 00:29:50,331
It got really awkward,
fast.
827
00:29:50,331 --> 00:29:51,957
Boy.
828
00:29:51,957 --> 00:29:53,501
That got real awkward,
didn't it?
829
00:29:53,501 --> 00:29:55,294
Oh, boy. Oh.
830
00:29:55,294 --> 00:29:57,505
He did his best, though.
He got her up.
831
00:29:57,505 --> 00:30:01,550
[ Cheers and applause ]
832
00:30:01,550 --> 00:30:03,177
Now, what's interesting
is that Connie has been
833
00:30:03,177 --> 00:30:06,055
baking cookies for pro athletes
her whole life.
834
00:30:06,055 --> 00:30:07,723
Here she is going up
against a pro athlete,
835
00:30:07,723 --> 00:30:09,266
a former NFL player.
Yes.
836
00:30:09,266 --> 00:30:11,477
They both lie 2.
837
00:30:11,477 --> 00:30:14,563
So, we'll see how James Anderson
plays this.
838
00:30:14,563 --> 00:30:16,315
An NFL veteran
839
00:30:16,315 --> 00:30:21,445
who still has that hunger
for pro sports competition,
840
00:30:21,445 --> 00:30:24,365
and he said, "I want to come out
to 'Holey Moley.'"
841
00:30:24,365 --> 00:30:25,407
There he is.
842
00:30:25,407 --> 00:30:27,368
Through the sand.
Couldn't get out.
843
00:30:27,368 --> 00:30:30,120
If I'm James Anderson
and I don't win this hole,
844
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:32,915
I get back on the shark,
go back to the pirate ship,
845
00:30:32,915 --> 00:30:34,542
and I throw Lovitz in.
846
00:30:34,542 --> 00:30:35,543
Just smack him around.
847
00:30:35,543 --> 00:30:36,502
Just put him
in the drink...
848
00:30:36,502 --> 00:30:38,838
Yeah.
...and walk away.
849
00:30:38,838 --> 00:30:41,090
So, this,
because of the stroke penalty,
850
00:30:41,090 --> 00:30:42,383
for a 4.
851
00:30:44,510 --> 00:30:45,803
‐Ah.
‐Ooh.
852
00:30:45,803 --> 00:30:47,012
Wow. That was close.
853
00:30:47,012 --> 00:30:48,848
He sits 4 past the cup.
854
00:30:48,848 --> 00:30:53,310
So, now Connie Amarel,
the 65‐year‐old cookie lady,
855
00:30:53,310 --> 00:30:55,688
is gonna be putting
for the win.
856
00:30:55,688 --> 00:30:58,065
Remember, she took out
Gerard Dyson,
857
00:30:58,065 --> 00:30:59,984
who's known
as Sergeant Swag,
858
00:30:59,984 --> 00:31:02,194
in round number 1
on Slip N' Putt.
859
00:31:02,194 --> 00:31:04,905
Can she now claim
an NFL player?
860
00:31:04,905 --> 00:31:06,615
She does.
She does.
861
00:31:06,615 --> 00:31:09,535
The cookie lady
is off to Round 3
862
00:31:09,535 --> 00:31:11,328
in the finals
of "Holey Moley,"
863
00:31:11,328 --> 00:31:13,831
defeating
an NFL linebacker.
864
00:31:13,831 --> 00:31:15,374
Well done, Connie!
865
00:31:15,374 --> 00:31:18,168
Oh. You lost to
the cookie lady, man!
866
00:31:18,168 --> 00:31:20,546
Do you think James Anderson
regrets
867
00:31:20,546 --> 00:31:21,672
fishing her
out of the water now?
868
00:31:21,672 --> 00:31:22,882
I do.
Yeah.
869
00:31:22,882 --> 00:31:24,091
He should have just thrown her
right back in there.
870
00:31:24,091 --> 00:31:25,259
Yep.
871
00:31:29,346 --> 00:31:31,599
♪♪
872
00:31:31,599 --> 00:31:33,142
Tessitore: Welcome back
to "Holey Moley,"
873
00:31:33,142 --> 00:31:35,561
the best mini golf show
this side of the Milky Way.
874
00:31:35,561 --> 00:31:38,772
Our final Round 2 battle
is about to get underway,
875
00:31:38,772 --> 00:31:40,149
so try not to stare
876
00:31:40,149 --> 00:31:42,943
as we get up close and personal
with Uranus.
877
00:31:42,943 --> 00:31:43,944
[ Chuckles ]
878
00:31:43,944 --> 00:31:45,237
Let's go down to Jeannie,
879
00:31:45,237 --> 00:31:46,322
as she takes us
through this hole.
880
00:31:46,322 --> 00:31:47,656
Jeannie?
881
00:31:47,656 --> 00:31:48,824
Mai: Thanks, Joe.
882
00:31:48,824 --> 00:31:51,368
Players will put
up around the rings of Uranus,
883
00:31:51,368 --> 00:31:54,788
trying to get their ball
to the green on the other side.
884
00:31:54,788 --> 00:31:57,583
Then they'll need to run
across those planets.
885
00:31:57,583 --> 00:32:00,502
If they fall, it'll cost them
a stroke penalty.
886
00:32:00,502 --> 00:32:04,006
This is seriously one of the
most daunting mini golf holes
887
00:32:04,006 --> 00:32:05,925
in the entire galaxy,
guys.
888
00:32:05,925 --> 00:32:06,884
Let's see how they do.
889
00:32:08,427 --> 00:32:12,431
Our next matchup is a battle
between Samuel Babba
890
00:32:12,431 --> 00:32:14,224
and Leisha‐Mae Telles,
891
00:32:14,224 --> 00:32:15,935
two of our Round 1 winners.
892
00:32:15,935 --> 00:32:18,103
Remember, Leisha‐Mae was able
to get the victory
893
00:32:18,103 --> 00:32:19,688
on Putter Ducky.
894
00:32:19,688 --> 00:32:24,652
Meanwhile, Samuel Babba,
he conquered Hole Number Two.
895
00:32:24,652 --> 00:32:26,862
Samuel Babba, an optimist.
896
00:32:26,862 --> 00:32:28,322
No, he's not an optimist.
897
00:32:28,322 --> 00:32:29,698
He's an optimist.
It says it right here.
898
00:32:29,698 --> 00:32:31,742
No, no, no, no.
He's an optician.
899
00:32:31,742 --> 00:32:32,743
That's what I said.
900
00:32:32,743 --> 00:32:34,161
You said an optimist.
901
00:32:34,161 --> 00:32:35,955
That's not a profession,
being an optimist.
902
00:32:35,955 --> 00:32:37,456
You're an optimist,
I'm an optimist.
903
00:32:37,456 --> 00:32:38,624
He's an optician.
904
00:32:38,624 --> 00:32:40,918
I've never done any eye work
in my life.
905
00:32:42,753 --> 00:32:45,214
So, the big glasses
and the Kenny G hairstyle ‐‐
906
00:32:45,214 --> 00:32:46,882
that is Samuel Babba.
907
00:32:48,801 --> 00:32:49,802
Up and over.
908
00:32:49,802 --> 00:32:50,803
Does he grab the channel?
909
00:32:50,803 --> 00:32:51,679
No.
He just missed.
910
00:32:51,679 --> 00:32:52,513
Just missed it.
911
00:32:52,513 --> 00:32:54,515
It runs into the sand
912
00:32:54,515 --> 00:32:56,225
and the craters on Uranus.
[ Groans ]
913
00:32:56,225 --> 00:32:58,268
There's nothing worse
than having something
914
00:32:58,268 --> 00:32:59,770
get caught in Uranus.
915
00:32:59,770 --> 00:33:01,605
[ Chuckles ]
916
00:33:01,605 --> 00:33:04,775
Glasses are coming off because
he knows the stakes are high,
917
00:33:04,775 --> 00:33:07,903
and you know these planets
don't give an inch.
918
00:33:07,903 --> 00:33:10,614
Meaning he doesn't want to smash
his face into one.
919
00:33:10,614 --> 00:33:12,241
Whoo! Whoo!
920
00:33:12,241 --> 00:33:14,994
Samuel Babba'll
make that run now.
921
00:33:14,994 --> 00:33:16,453
Hey, is that the moon
in the background, Joe?
922
00:33:16,453 --> 00:33:18,205
That is the moon
in the background there,
923
00:33:18,205 --> 00:33:19,957
or just part
of our lights.
924
00:33:19,957 --> 00:33:22,126
How about that?
925
00:33:22,126 --> 00:33:24,670
See what Samuel Babba
can offer up here.
926
00:33:24,670 --> 00:33:28,257
There he goes. Just crawling
his way onto Earth,
927
00:33:28,257 --> 00:33:30,467
and now the big jump
to Jupiter.
928
00:33:30,467 --> 00:33:31,969
Can't see a thing.
929
00:33:31,969 --> 00:33:33,178
Look at this.
Splash!
930
00:33:33,178 --> 00:33:36,348
Here we go. Babba.
Splash!
931
00:33:36,348 --> 00:33:38,058
Can he stay dry?
932
00:33:38,058 --> 00:33:40,310
Riggle: Wow!
He does.
933
00:33:40,310 --> 00:33:42,938
Now you got my attention,
sir.
934
00:33:42,938 --> 00:33:45,649
Two planets to go.
935
00:33:45,649 --> 00:33:47,860
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
936
00:33:47,860 --> 00:33:48,944
This is the one.
937
00:33:48,944 --> 00:33:51,905
This is always the tester.
938
00:33:51,905 --> 00:33:53,574
Hey! He did it!
939
00:33:53,574 --> 00:33:56,243
Two big leaps
onto the green.
940
00:33:56,243 --> 00:33:57,995
The planets have aligned,
941
00:33:57,995 --> 00:34:01,248
as he went over four of them
to remain dry.
942
00:34:01,248 --> 00:34:02,666
Would you look at this?
943
00:34:02,666 --> 00:34:06,086
Samuel Babba, giving
the turkey neck to Leisha‐Mae!
944
00:34:06,086 --> 00:34:07,671
You don't give the turkey neck
to people!
945
00:34:07,671 --> 00:34:08,964
He gave it to her.
946
00:34:08,964 --> 00:34:10,090
Whew.
947
00:34:10,090 --> 00:34:13,385
‐Come on, Leisha!
‐Leisha‐Mae.
948
00:34:13,385 --> 00:34:15,888
Remember,
her sister Seshia
949
00:34:15,888 --> 00:34:18,182
was on last year's
"Holey Moley."
950
00:34:18,182 --> 00:34:19,475
But alive and well.
951
00:34:19,475 --> 00:34:20,726
She's doing great.
952
00:34:20,726 --> 00:34:22,603
She's absolutely
alive and well.
953
00:34:22,603 --> 00:34:24,021
So, this is not
about vengeance?
954
00:34:24,021 --> 00:34:25,314
It is not.
955
00:34:27,691 --> 00:34:28,734
That's a big swing.
956
00:34:28,734 --> 00:34:31,195
That's a driver's swing.
957
00:34:31,195 --> 00:34:34,114
You have to be aggressive
with your actions on Uranus.
958
00:34:39,078 --> 00:34:40,662
Oh, she may get it.
959
00:34:40,662 --> 00:34:43,373
Oh, this has ‐‐
Oh, just missed the channel.
960
00:34:43,373 --> 00:34:46,794
Oh, she's gonna end up
right next to Babba.
961
00:34:46,794 --> 00:34:50,798
Hey, I'm just letting you know,
I made that look easy!
962
00:34:50,798 --> 00:34:53,342
Planet number one.
963
00:34:53,342 --> 00:34:55,135
Oh!
And she slides back.
964
00:34:55,135 --> 00:34:56,720
That didn't last long
at all.
965
00:34:56,720 --> 00:34:58,555
I hate to see it happen.
966
00:34:58,555 --> 00:35:00,349
Hate to see it happen.
967
00:35:00,349 --> 00:35:02,393
I think she lost her footing
on the lunge.
968
00:35:02,393 --> 00:35:05,104
Yeah, I just don't think
the Superman strategy
969
00:35:05,104 --> 00:35:09,358
really is how you want
to go about this.
970
00:35:09,358 --> 00:35:10,609
Almost.
971
00:35:10,609 --> 00:35:12,152
Almost. Oh!
972
00:35:12,152 --> 00:35:13,946
Ooh, that water is cold.
973
00:35:13,946 --> 00:35:15,155
That's just twisting
the knife.
974
00:35:15,155 --> 00:35:16,156
Tessitore:
It sure is.
975
00:35:16,156 --> 00:35:17,741
Make sure you chip it.
976
00:35:17,741 --> 00:35:19,701
So, Samuel Babba,
lining it up.
977
00:35:19,701 --> 00:35:21,036
This for the win.
978
00:35:21,036 --> 00:35:23,872
Could be challenging
out of the sand with that ridge.
979
00:35:26,041 --> 00:35:27,334
Nice.
980
00:35:27,334 --> 00:35:28,710
Not bad.
981
00:35:28,710 --> 00:35:32,005
He sits 2 from there now.
982
00:35:32,005 --> 00:35:33,173
[ Sighs ]
983
00:35:33,173 --> 00:35:35,217
Now, Leisha‐Mae Telles
984
00:35:35,217 --> 00:35:37,428
did incur
that stroke penalty.
985
00:35:37,428 --> 00:35:38,595
Got to drain it.
986
00:35:38,595 --> 00:35:40,139
Right here, right now.
987
00:35:44,268 --> 00:35:45,310
No.
988
00:35:45,310 --> 00:35:47,980
She comes up short
of the ridge.
989
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:52,860
And this time,
she chops it over
990
00:35:52,860 --> 00:35:53,944
and puts it in.
How about that?
991
00:35:53,944 --> 00:35:54,945
That was well done.
992
00:35:54,945 --> 00:35:56,905
So, that for a 4.
993
00:35:56,905 --> 00:35:58,449
Very well done.
994
00:35:58,449 --> 00:36:03,454
Now it's up to Samuel Babba,
AKA Babba the Putt.
995
00:36:03,454 --> 00:36:04,955
Copyright,
trademark Rob Riggle.
996
00:36:04,955 --> 00:36:07,583
[ Laughs ]
997
00:36:09,168 --> 00:36:14,173
So, Samuel Babba is going to
have a short putt for the win.
998
00:36:16,467 --> 00:36:18,260
And he makes it.
999
00:36:18,260 --> 00:36:21,096
On his birthday, Sam Babba is
in the final round
1000
00:36:21,096 --> 00:36:24,016
of "Holey Moley,"
and he's one step away
1001
00:36:24,016 --> 00:36:26,435
from landing the biggest
birthday present of his life,
1002
00:36:26,435 --> 00:36:27,811
a quarter million dollars.
1003
00:36:27,811 --> 00:36:29,229
Can he go all the way?
1004
00:36:29,229 --> 00:36:32,733
Find out after the break.
1005
00:36:32,733 --> 00:36:36,320
Rob, who do you think is inside
the astronaut suit there?
1006
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:38,280
Well, my understanding was
it was Buzz Aldrin,
1007
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:40,491
legendary second man
to step on the moon.
1008
00:36:40,491 --> 00:36:42,326
It's not Buzz Aldrin.
But if it's not,
1009
00:36:42,326 --> 00:36:43,827
it's probably definitely
somebody
1010
00:36:43,827 --> 00:36:45,704
from the cast
of "Apollo 13."
1011
00:36:45,704 --> 00:36:47,414
Tom Hanks.
Maybe Kevin Bacon.
1012
00:36:47,414 --> 00:36:50,167
You think Tom Hanks
or Kevin Bacon
1013
00:36:50,167 --> 00:36:53,670
has been spending hours
inside the astronaut suit?
1014
00:36:53,670 --> 00:36:55,464
Standing very still.
1015
00:36:55,464 --> 00:36:57,424
And I hope they're having
a great time.
1016
00:37:04,431 --> 00:37:06,182
Tessitore: Welcome back
to "Holey Moley."
1017
00:37:06,182 --> 00:37:09,185
We're about to put our
final two players to the test.
1018
00:37:09,185 --> 00:37:12,063
One of them's gonna walk away
with the plaid jacket,
1019
00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:14,732
The Golden Putter,
and, most importantly,
1020
00:37:14,732 --> 00:37:18,319
a chance
at a $250,000 putt.
1021
00:37:18,319 --> 00:37:21,406
That'll come on Stephen Curry's
mysterious masterpiece,
1022
00:37:21,406 --> 00:37:24,784
the Tomb of Nefertiti,
in the season finale.
1023
00:37:24,784 --> 00:37:26,911
Right now, we've got one
of the hardest holes
1024
00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:29,414
in all of mini golf,
and definitely the hottest.
1025
00:37:29,414 --> 00:37:31,875
It's Dragons Breath.
1026
00:37:31,875 --> 00:37:34,169
Golfers will put on
their shiniest armor,
1027
00:37:34,169 --> 00:37:35,462
gonna putt while standing
1028
00:37:35,462 --> 00:37:39,549
in the path of dragons
breathing real fire.
1029
00:37:39,549 --> 00:37:41,468
You have to hit your ball
into one of the three holes
1030
00:37:41,468 --> 00:37:43,094
under the stone archway,
1031
00:37:43,094 --> 00:37:45,138
and the drawbridge
will drop down,
1032
00:37:45,138 --> 00:37:46,890
allowing them in.
1033
00:37:46,890 --> 00:37:49,767
Will they be able to brave
the heat and sink their shot?
1034
00:37:49,767 --> 00:37:51,519
We're about to find out.
1035
00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:54,063
Fun fact ‐‐ Dragons Breath
is also the name
1036
00:37:54,063 --> 00:37:55,648
of my new line of cologne,
1037
00:37:55,648 --> 00:37:57,442
and just like my cologne,
1038
00:37:57,442 --> 00:38:01,112
this hole has been described
as way too intense.
1039
00:38:01,112 --> 00:38:03,323
Would you look
at the cookie lady?
1040
00:38:03,323 --> 00:38:06,367
This 65‐year‐old
has proved age is but a number.
1041
00:38:06,367 --> 00:38:08,661
Totally underestimated
on Slip N' Putt,
1042
00:38:08,661 --> 00:38:11,748
she's turned out to be a
true force to be reckoned with,
1043
00:38:11,748 --> 00:38:14,501
and now she's up against
the bellicose march
1044
00:38:14,501 --> 00:38:17,921
of one Samuel Babba.
1045
00:38:17,921 --> 00:38:21,758
Samuel Babba, making his way
to the tee here.
1046
00:38:21,758 --> 00:38:24,928
His motto, of course,
is "Golf is about having fun.
1047
00:38:24,928 --> 00:38:27,597
Whoever has the most fun
wins."
1048
00:38:27,597 --> 00:38:29,599
I typically think
it's the lowest score who wins.
1049
00:38:29,599 --> 00:38:30,934
Not according to Babba.
1050
00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:35,980
And the fire is coming,
1051
00:38:35,980 --> 00:38:39,734
as Sam Babba is engulfed
in flames.
1052
00:38:39,734 --> 00:38:42,737
You can start to see
how it can affect his vision.
1053
00:38:42,737 --> 00:38:44,155
He's going for it!
1054
00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:47,408
Oh! He just hit the wood
on that drawbridge,
1055
00:38:47,408 --> 00:38:50,954
right next
to that prime middle hole.
1056
00:38:50,954 --> 00:38:53,248
And now
his second stroke here.
1057
00:38:53,248 --> 00:38:54,624
Can he line it up?
1058
00:38:57,794 --> 00:38:59,379
There it is.
And he gets it through.
1059
00:38:59,379 --> 00:39:01,965
Takes a run at it,
1060
00:39:01,965 --> 00:39:03,633
and off the back wall.
1061
00:39:03,633 --> 00:39:05,176
That's a tough lie.
That is tough.
1062
00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:08,638
That is a very tough lie
to get through that middle hole,
1063
00:39:08,638 --> 00:39:10,807
and now the drawbridge
will come down.
1064
00:39:10,807 --> 00:39:12,684
Oh, and he's riding
the horse.
1065
00:39:12,684 --> 00:39:15,103
He's riding the horse.
He's riding the pony.
1066
00:39:15,103 --> 00:39:17,564
And, you know, that wind
has actually picked up,
1067
00:39:17,564 --> 00:39:19,566
which is actually fueling
the fire on his back.
1068
00:39:19,566 --> 00:39:22,151
And they're gonna have to
come out with the extinguisher.
1069
00:39:22,151 --> 00:39:23,611
There's
so much fire there.
1070
00:39:23,611 --> 00:39:26,322
That thing blowing away.
Got charred embers everywhere.
1071
00:39:26,322 --> 00:39:28,283
Still not out.
Whoo!
1072
00:39:28,283 --> 00:39:31,828
I'm a little nervous
for old sweet, sweet Connie.
1073
00:39:31,828 --> 00:39:34,747
Her husband, Mike,
has been supporting her
1074
00:39:34,747 --> 00:39:37,083
every step of the way
in the gallery.
1075
00:39:37,083 --> 00:39:38,334
There is Mike.
1076
00:39:38,334 --> 00:39:40,461
"Go, Cookie Lady,"
"Go, Connie."
1077
00:39:41,838 --> 00:39:43,965
Oh, and look at that.
Oh. Instantly engulfed.
1078
00:39:48,011 --> 00:39:50,054
Does that get through?
1079
00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:53,349
Connie Amarel,
the 65‐year‐old cookie lady,
1080
00:39:53,349 --> 00:39:55,977
is on the green in one.
1081
00:39:55,977 --> 00:39:57,186
Oh, boy.
1082
00:39:57,186 --> 00:39:59,439
So, she now has
the advantage,
1083
00:39:59,439 --> 00:40:01,274
as she is burning up.
1084
00:40:01,274 --> 00:40:03,776
Her cookies are extra crispy
tonight, Joe.
1085
00:40:03,776 --> 00:40:05,820
So is her back.
1086
00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:07,322
She's still got that smile
on her face, though.
1087
00:40:07,322 --> 00:40:09,115
God bless.
1088
00:40:09,115 --> 00:40:10,575
What a putt.
Look at this.
1089
00:40:10,575 --> 00:40:11,743
The cookie lady.
1090
00:40:11,743 --> 00:40:12,994
She doesn't just bake.
1091
00:40:12,994 --> 00:40:16,080
She can play a mean game
of extreme mini golf.
1092
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:18,499
And Mike is gonna hand her
her lucky cap,
1093
00:40:18,499 --> 00:40:19,709
her cookie cap.
1094
00:40:19,709 --> 00:40:21,669
Oh, you're kidding?
1095
00:40:21,669 --> 00:40:24,881
As well as one of her cookies
to charge her up.
1096
00:40:24,881 --> 00:40:26,799
A little energy boost
for the cookie lady.
1097
00:40:28,051 --> 00:40:32,096
The incredible journey
for Connie Amarel.
1098
00:40:32,096 --> 00:40:35,808
Has to contend
with that grave.
1099
00:40:36,893 --> 00:40:39,062
Puts it over.
It takes a ride.
1100
00:40:39,062 --> 00:40:41,147
It's gonna come up
well short.
1101
00:40:41,147 --> 00:40:43,608
She now sits 2.
1102
00:40:43,608 --> 00:40:46,861
Sam Babba turns
to Deputy Course Marshal Colin
1103
00:40:46,861 --> 00:40:49,155
and asks for relief.
1104
00:40:49,155 --> 00:40:50,698
He's not gonna get it.
1105
00:40:50,698 --> 00:40:53,159
Not from old stingy fingers.
1106
00:40:53,159 --> 00:40:55,328
Never shows emotion.
Have you ever noticed that
1107
00:40:55,328 --> 00:40:56,871
about
Deputy Course Marshal Colin?
1108
00:40:56,871 --> 00:40:58,289
Heartless.
1109
00:40:58,289 --> 00:41:00,166
Everything on the line here
1110
00:41:00,166 --> 00:41:04,837
between the 30‐year‐old optician
and the 65‐year‐old cookie lady.
1111
00:41:08,841 --> 00:41:10,051
Ooh.
1112
00:41:10,051 --> 00:41:11,427
[ Crowd groans ]
1113
00:41:11,427 --> 00:41:14,347
That was a good run
at it.
1114
00:41:14,347 --> 00:41:17,725
Every one of these competitors
dreams of that Golden Putter
1115
00:41:17,725 --> 00:41:20,186
and that famed
plaid jacket.
1116
00:41:20,186 --> 00:41:23,690
Connie can make the dream
come true right here!
1117
00:41:23,690 --> 00:41:25,775
Yes!
Oh, my gosh.
1118
00:41:25,775 --> 00:41:27,527
Way to go, Connie!
1119
00:41:27,527 --> 00:41:31,989
The cookie lady has baked up
the right recipe
1120
00:41:31,989 --> 00:41:34,617
for a big win
at "Holey Moley."
1121
00:41:34,617 --> 00:41:35,702
I see
what you did there.
1122
00:41:35,702 --> 00:41:36,661
Recipe, baked.
1123
00:41:36,661 --> 00:41:37,870
Nice.
Cookie lady.
1124
00:41:37,870 --> 00:41:39,497
I like that.
Thank you.
1125
00:41:39,497 --> 00:41:40,748
Champ is in the building.
1126
00:41:40,748 --> 00:41:42,166
Oh, my gosh.
1127
00:41:42,166 --> 00:41:43,793
Welcome to the club,
first and foremost.
1128
00:41:43,793 --> 00:41:45,169
You feel good?
1129
00:41:45,169 --> 00:41:46,671
I'm shocked, you know?
1130
00:41:46,671 --> 00:41:48,631
Hey, try this on for size.
1131
00:41:48,631 --> 00:41:50,174
Here we go.
How's that fit?
1132
00:41:50,174 --> 00:41:51,718
It's just amazing.
1133
00:41:51,718 --> 00:41:53,803
You are officially a champ.
Welcome to the club.
1134
00:41:53,803 --> 00:41:55,054
Tessitore:
Thanks for joining us.
1135
00:41:55,054 --> 00:41:56,681
Tune in next week
for more "Holey Moley."
1136
00:41:56,681 --> 00:41:58,766
♪♪
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