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YEAH, OH, YEAH, OH
YEAH.
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WHY IS THE BABY MONITOR IN
JOEY'S ROOM?
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WE WERE HANGING OUT... PLAYING
VIDEO GAMES.
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OH, SHERRY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HERE?
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DON'T BE A PERVERT, JOEY. KISS
ME.
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NO WAY. IT'S A TRICK.
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GET OUT OF MY DREAM. GO.
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HI
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HEY, YOU.
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ME?
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YEAH, YOU. WHERE AM I?
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HEY. WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE
GOING?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING, JOEY?
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GET OUT OF MY HEAD.
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GET LOST.
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YOU'RE IN MY DREAMS BABY.
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OH, YEAH, BABY.
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OH, IT'S SUMMERTIME. OH.
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OH.
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SHAME ON YOU, SUMMER. IT'S NOT
SUPPOSED TO GO IN THERE.
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YOU LEFT THE BABY IN THERE?
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WELL, YOU...
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...WEREN'T COMPLAINING LAST
NIGHT.
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I'LL GET THE BABY.
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AND GET YOUR TEENAGER.
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OH, YEAH, BABY. OH. OH.
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OH. OH, BABY.
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OH. OH.
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OH, FUCK YEAH. OH. OH, IT'S
SUMMERTIME. YEAH.
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DON'T HURT YOURSELF IN THERE,
SON.
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OH. OH. AH. OH.
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ARE YOU OKAY IN THERE, JOEY?
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GEEZ, JOEY.
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YOU'RE GONNA RUIN THE RESALE
VALUE ON THE HOUSE.
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WHAT THE... WHAT THE HELL, DAD!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM?
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WHOA. OH. OH, GOD.
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GET OUT OF MY ROOM!
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YOU'RE ON BABY "F.M."
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. OKAY.
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IT'S... IT'S NATURAL TO
EXPERIMENT.
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SOMETIMES WITH RANDOM OBJECTS.
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DAD!
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OKAY. MORE NATURAL WITH WOMEN,
THOUGH.
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HAVE YOU NOTICED THE BOND YOUR
STEPMOTHER AND I'VE FORMED?
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WHAT?
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DAD, GET OUT OF MY ROOM.
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HEY.
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GET OUT!
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I'M JUST... I'M JUST SAYING.
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GET OUT.
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FUCK.
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YEAH.
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I'M NOT HUNGRY.
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YEAH. I DON'T KNOW.
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HEY. WHO AM I? HANG ON. WHO AM
I?
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HEY. THAT DOESN'T GO IN THERE.
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WHO AM I?
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JOE, SERIOUSLY, I HOPE YOU'RE
NOT EMBARRASSED.
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I... I... I'M TRYING.
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I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE
EMBARRASSED.
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CAN WE NOT TALK ABOUT THIS?
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AS YOUR FATHER, I HAVE CERTAIN
RESPONSIBILITIES.
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ONE OF THEM IS HELPING YOU TO ACQUIRE
THE HABITS OF A FUNCTIONAL ADULT.
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THIS MEANS SOME GROOMING
TECHNIQUES.
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DONE DAILY. LIKE, YOU KNOW,
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LIKE... LIKE BRUSHING YOUR TEETH.
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I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
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HOW ELSE DO I SAY THIS?
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IF YOU DON'T KEEP THE PRIVATE
GRASS WELL MOWED,
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NO GIRL'S EVER GONNA WANNA RUB
HER FACE ON YOUR LAWN,
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YOU KNOW.
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DAD, THIS IS NOT BREAKFAST
CONVERSATION.
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WELL I'M SORRY YOU'RE
UNCOMFORTABLE, JOEY.
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YEAH.
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IT MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE, OKAY,
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KNOWING THAT YOU'RE OUT THERE
DISRESPECTING WOMEN.
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WHAT?
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HOW AM I DISRESPECTING WOMEN.
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IN THE EVENT OF FOREPLAY, JOEY.
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YOU NEVER, EVER WANNA PUT A
WOMAN IN A SITUATION
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WHERE SHE CAN'T BOB YOUR APPLES.
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WHAT?
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EH, BOB.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT...
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BOB YOUR... BOB YOUR APP-BOB
YOUR APPLES.
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WHAT? YEAH. YEAH.
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BOB YOUR APPLES.
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WHA-EH, EH, EL-LA-LA-LA. EH,
EH, BOB YOUR APPLES.
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OKAY. NO MORE TALKING.
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YOU GOTTA WAX THAT SHIT, JOE.
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WHOA! OH, DAD! UGH.
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JOE? JOE?
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NO.
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EH. THAT'S ALL I GOTTA SAY ABOUT
THAT.
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WELL, IS HE OKAY?
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YEAH. HE'S OVER EXAGGERATING.
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OH.
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I GOT IT.
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LARRY.
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HIT YOU ON THE FACE.
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WHAT'S UP?
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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I'M JUST PICKING UP MY BEST
FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
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IT'S YOU.
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THAT'S IT?
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WHAT, NO AUDITIONS TODAY?
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COME ON, DUDE.
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IS THAT ALL YOU CARE ABOUT?
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NO, I DON'T HAVE ANY AUDITIONS
TODAY.
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UNLESS... COME ON.
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COME ON, WIPE
THAT FROWN OFF YOUR FACE.
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LET ME SEE THOSE PEARLY WHITES.
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COME ON. OKAY. CHECK HIM.
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HE'S AWESOME, DUDE. CHECK THIS
OUT, ALRIGHT?
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ARE YOU SURE YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT
IT IS?
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WELL, OF COURSE.
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YOU SURE YOU DESERVE TO KNOW
WHAT IT IS?
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YOU SURE HE'S NOT GONNA BE MAD?
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OH, HE'S A SICKO.
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HE LOVES THIS, ALRIGHT?
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WHAT?
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NINJA, ASSASSIN.
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AH!
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AH!
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AH!
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AH!
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AH! AH!
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BREATH. BREATH. AND, EXHALE.
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OH.
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TRASH COMPACTOR.
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THE TRASH COMPACTOR.
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OH.
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PRETTY GOOD, OR WHAT?
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WHAT?
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HEY, WHERE'S YOUR STEPMOM?
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GET OFF ME.
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WHAT'S SHE WEARING?
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IS SHE WEARING SOMETHING SEXY?
'CAUSE I'M AFRAID OF THAT.
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SHE'S NOT...
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OH, NO. WHAT'D YOU DO?
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NINJA ASSASSIN.
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WOW. NICE.
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OH.
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WHERE'D YOU GET HIM?
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THE ASIA. IMPORTED.
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YOU ARE A UNIQUE MIND, LARRY.
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NEW GUY.
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OKAY. YEAH.
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XIANGZHENG.
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HUH?
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WHA-
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OH, FUCK, DAD. OH, GO- OH.
OH. OH, DAD.
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UH, YES. LARRY?
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YOU'RE THE MAN.
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ALRIGHT.
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YOU GUYS ARE BOTH ASSHOLES.
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ALRIGHT.
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BYE, BOYS.
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ALRIGHT. NO. I KNOW.
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COME AND GET SOME.
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LET'S LOSE THE TIGHTS.
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SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HIM?
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HE SACKED ME.
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COME ON.
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THE TRASH COMPACTOR?
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THAT'S GOLDEN.
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IT'S OKAY.
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AND HE'S NOT AS GOOD-LOOKING AS
US.
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I'M RIGHT HERE.
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I DON'T THINK HE'S GOOD LOOKING
AT ALL.
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DEFINITELY WON'T BE STEALING
OUR BITCHES AWAY, THAT'S FOR SURE.
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NOT LIKE TYRONE. TYRONE. TYRONE.
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TYRONE WAS WAY TOO HANDSOME.
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WE SHOULDA KNOWN.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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YOU KNOW THERE SHOULDN'T BE SCHOOL
THE FRIDAY BEFORE SPRING BREAK.
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I SECOND THE MOTION.
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LIKE NOBODY CAN FOCUS ANYWAYS.
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I CAN'T WAIT TO GET THE FUCK
OUTTA THERE.
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IT'S A COMPLETE WASTE OF OUR
TIME.
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ARE YOU GUYS JOKING?
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ABOUT WHAT?
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WE'RE ABOUT TO GET A WHOLE WEEK
OFF SCHOOL.
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WHY NEED AN EXTRA FRIDAY OFF?
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WHY NOT THURSDAY, TOO, FROM NOW
ON?
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I SECOND THAT MOTION.
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HE'S PERFECT. YOU'RE IMMEDIATELY
MY FAVORITE NERD.
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AW.
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I'M NOT A NERD.
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HEY, "SPRINGROLL".
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YOU-A LOST-A?
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WHAT?
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YEAH. HEY, JOEY, IS THIS YOUR
NEW SIDEKICK?
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I LOVE HIM. YEAH.
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WHAT? I'M A SIDEKICK?
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IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS,
SHIFTY.
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HEY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NICE
TO HIM.
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HUMP YOUR FACE, SHIFTY.
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DUDE, YOU SHOULDN'T BE TELLING ME
TO HUMP MY FACE ALL THE TIME, MAN.
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I'M NOT THE KIND OF GUY YOU
WANNA MAKE AN ENEMY OUT OF.
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I DID A LITTLE TIME.
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WHAT?
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WE'VE BEEN TELLING YOU TO HUMP
YOUR FACE FOR YEARS.
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XIANGZHENG, TELL HIM TO HUMP HIS
FACE.
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OH, TELL HIM TO HUMP HIS FACE.
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COME ON, TELL HIM.
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HUMP YOUR FACE, SHIFTY.
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HUMP YOUR FACE.
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YOU KNOW WHAT, GUYS?
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ONE OF THESE DAYS I'M GONNA
FREAKING SNAP.
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OH HE JUST...
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AH!
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I LOVE THAT!
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I DID TIME FOR EIGHT MINUTES.
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YOU GUYS ACTUALLY HURT HIM.
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WHATEVER.
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I'LL SHOW YOU MOTHERFUCKERS.
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HEY, HEY.
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FUCKFACE. I SAID, HEY.
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I SAID, HEY. I SAID, HEY
FUCKFACE.
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YEAH, NONE OF US ARE CALLED
FUCKFACE.
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FUCKFACE.
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AW, HEY. LARRY?
YEAH.
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WANNA TRY AND THROW ANOTHER
FUCKING PINECONE IN MY FACE?
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COME ON.
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YEAH. COME ON.
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YEAH, PICK IT UP.
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THAT ONE?
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YEAH. THAT'S IT.
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YEAH, COME ON.
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COME ON.
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA.
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I LOVE PICKING YOU UP IN THE
MORNINGS.
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YEAH.
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THAT'S ANOTHER REASON WHY YOU
SHOULD BE SO NICE TO ME.
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OH, GOD. SHIFTY, YOU'RE RUINING
IT.
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YOU KNOW, I PRETTY MUCH BEEN UP
IN ON THAT.
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AW, YEAH.
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WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
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LUCY PLANE.
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I WORK WITH HER.
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SHE'S MINE.
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SO WHAT? YOU'VE NEVER TOUCHED
HER.
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DIDN'T I? OH.
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WHO ARE YOU GUYS CREEPING ON?
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, SHERRY.
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YOU CAN'T STAND THERE.
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IT'S NOT YOUR PROPERTY, JOEY.
251
00:12:00,166 --> 00:12:01,500
IT'S MY PARENTS' PROPERTY.
252
00:12:01,567 --> 00:12:02,802
AND YOU DECIDE WHO STANDS HERE?
253
00:12:02,869 --> 00:12:05,538
YEAH. I DO. I DO DECIDE.
254
00:12:05,605 --> 00:12:06,774
FINE. I'LL ASK YOUR DAD.
255
00:12:06,841 --> 00:12:07,641
MISTER WALD!
256
00:12:07,707 --> 00:12:09,109
WHOA, WHOA. WHOA, WHOA. SSH.
257
00:12:09,175 --> 00:12:10,577
DON'T ASK MY DAD. HE HATES YOU.
258
00:12:10,644 --> 00:12:11,544
HE DOESN'T HATE ME.
259
00:12:11,611 --> 00:12:12,579
WHOA, WHATEVER.
260
00:12:12,646 --> 00:12:14,848
HE SHOULD.
261
00:12:14,915 --> 00:12:16,816
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
262
00:12:16,883 --> 00:12:18,752
GOT MY FIFTY BUCKS?
263
00:12:18,818 --> 00:12:20,519
SEE, I DON'T OWE YOU FIFTY
BUCKS.
264
00:12:20,586 --> 00:12:21,655
YOU OWE ME FIFTY BUCKS.
265
00:12:21,721 --> 00:12:22,189
SO YOU'VE HAD SEX?
266
00:12:22,256 --> 00:12:22,989
WHAT?
267
00:12:23,056 --> 00:12:23,924
YEAH.
268
00:12:23,990 --> 00:12:25,658
WITH A GIRL?
269
00:12:25,724 --> 00:12:26,860
YEAH, WITH A GIRL.
270
00:12:26,927 --> 00:12:27,460
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
271
00:12:27,527 --> 00:12:28,962
WAIT, WHAT?
272
00:12:29,029 --> 00:12:31,098
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
273
00:12:31,165 --> 00:12:32,532
YOU OWE ME FIFTY BUCKS.
274
00:12:33,967 --> 00:12:35,869
OH, HEY, BUDDY.
275
00:12:35,936 --> 00:12:37,804
GET OFF MY PARENTS' PROPERTY.
276
00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:41,107
YOU WANNA TELL ME WHAT THAT'S
ABOUT?
277
00:12:41,174 --> 00:12:43,676
NO. NO, I DON'T.
278
00:12:43,743 --> 00:12:46,579
SO, UH, WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A
LIVING?
279
00:12:46,646 --> 00:12:48,580
I AM A CULINARY ARTISTE.
280
00:12:48,647 --> 00:12:49,715
SO YOU'RE A CHEF?
281
00:12:49,782 --> 00:12:51,918
HE'S A LINE COOK AT THE MILL.
282
00:12:51,985 --> 00:12:55,221
I'M MORE THAN THAT.
283
00:12:55,289 --> 00:12:56,957
I COULD SET YOU TWO UP, YOU
KNOW?
284
00:12:57,023 --> 00:12:58,258
BULLSHIT.
285
00:12:58,325 --> 00:13:00,260
NO. SERIOUSLY, DUDE. SHE'S BEEN
ASKING ABOUT YOU.
286
00:13:00,327 --> 00:13:01,394
HUMP YOUR FACE, SHIFTY.
287
00:13:01,460 --> 00:13:03,696
WHOA, WHOA, LARRY.
SHUT UP FOR A SECOND.
288
00:13:03,762 --> 00:13:04,664
YOU FUCKING WITH ME, SHIFTY?
289
00:13:04,731 --> 00:13:05,732
NO, DUDE.
290
00:13:05,799 --> 00:13:06,967
SERIOUSLY. NOTHING BUT LOVE,
MAN.
291
00:13:07,033 --> 00:13:09,235
WE'VE BEEN NEIGHBORS, WHAT, TEN
YEARS NOW?
292
00:13:09,303 --> 00:13:12,272
IT WOULD BE AN HONOR FOR ME TO
HOOK YOU UP.
293
00:13:12,339 --> 00:13:16,709
YOU COME BY MY WORK THIS MORNING
AND ALL SHALL BE REVEALED UNTO YOU.
294
00:13:16,775 --> 00:13:18,211
IT CAN PAY TO BE MY FRIEND,
JOEY.
295
00:13:18,278 --> 00:13:19,612
RUN AND TELL AN ADULT.
296
00:13:19,679 --> 00:13:20,579
OH.
297
00:13:21,714 --> 00:13:25,285
FUCK.
298
00:13:25,352 --> 00:13:26,685
FUCK YOU.
299
00:13:26,752 --> 00:13:29,655
UH. OH.
300
00:13:40,166 --> 00:13:41,267
HEY.
301
00:13:42,736 --> 00:13:43,602
CHEER UP.
302
00:13:43,669 --> 00:13:45,238
I'M FINE.
303
00:13:46,171 --> 00:13:47,607
"T.T.F.N."
304
00:13:51,377 --> 00:13:53,612
IS SHE GONE?
305
00:13:54,847 --> 00:13:56,648
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
306
00:13:56,715 --> 00:13:57,851
MY PARENTS ARE LEAVING AGAIN.
307
00:13:57,917 --> 00:13:59,051
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.
308
00:13:59,119 --> 00:14:00,219
YOU GO GRAB VICKS AND MUNCHIES.
309
00:14:00,285 --> 00:14:01,855
I'LL MEET YOU AT MY HOUSE IN AN
HOUR.
310
00:14:01,921 --> 00:14:02,588
OKAY.
311
00:14:02,654 --> 00:14:03,689
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
312
00:14:03,756 --> 00:14:05,691
GOTTA GO HAND IN MY ENGLISH
PAPER.
313
00:14:05,758 --> 00:14:07,793
WASN'T THAT DUE MONDAY?
314
00:14:07,860 --> 00:14:09,261
"N.O.Y.B."
315
00:14:12,132 --> 00:14:14,166
I WANNA KNOW WHAT'S UP.
316
00:14:14,233 --> 00:14:16,702
"G.A.L."
317
00:14:17,870 --> 00:14:19,538
I WANNA KNOW WHAT'S UP!
318
00:14:20,773 --> 00:14:21,974
I STILL
LOVE YOU.
319
00:14:23,376 --> 00:14:24,076
STOP.
320
00:14:24,143 --> 00:14:25,177
I'M A LOSER. SHUT UP.
321
00:14:25,244 --> 00:14:25,710
WHOA.
322
00:14:27,514 --> 00:14:30,984
OH, YOU AND YOUR PEOPLE ARE SO SMART
AND YET SUCH TERRIBLE ATHLETES.
323
00:14:31,051 --> 00:14:31,917
OH MY... AH, AH.
324
00:14:31,984 --> 00:14:32,951
OH, GEEZ.
325
00:14:33,018 --> 00:14:34,219
COME ON.
326
00:14:34,286 --> 00:14:35,254
WE HAVE TO GET GOING.
327
00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:35,888
DUDE, GIVE IT UP.
328
00:14:35,954 --> 00:14:36,755
IT'S TOO LATE.
329
00:14:36,822 --> 00:14:37,656
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
330
00:14:37,723 --> 00:14:39,358
WE GOT LIKE NINETEEN MINUTES.
331
00:14:39,425 --> 00:14:40,226
I KNOW A SHORTCUT TO SCHOOL.
332
00:14:40,293 --> 00:14:41,894
OH, WE GOT NINETEEN MINUTES.
333
00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:42,928
WOULDN'T YOU RATHER GET LAID
TODAY?
334
00:14:42,995 --> 00:14:43,829
OH, YEAH.
335
00:14:43,896 --> 00:14:44,729
SINCE YOU'VE HAD SO MUCH SEX.
336
00:14:50,769 --> 00:14:52,871
WELL YOU'D BE A VIRGIN, TOO, IF
YOU DIDN'T FUCK YOUR COUSIN.
337
00:14:52,938 --> 00:14:54,907
I TOLD YOU SHE'S NOT MY BLOOD
COUSIN.
338
00:14:54,973 --> 00:14:57,009
IT'S FINE!
339
00:14:57,076 --> 00:14:57,976
GUYS, QUIT FIGHTING.
340
00:14:58,043 --> 00:14:58,676
AH!
341
00:14:58,743 --> 00:15:00,045
AH!
342
00:15:00,112 --> 00:15:01,947
MY PARENTS WILL KILL ME IF I
MISS ANY MORE SCHOOL.
343
00:15:02,014 --> 00:15:03,848
I'M BARELY PASSING.
344
00:15:03,915 --> 00:15:05,684
WAIT. YOU'RE FAILING?
345
00:15:05,751 --> 00:15:07,352
WHAT'S YOUR AVERAGE, LIKE FORTY
ONE PERCENT?
346
00:15:07,419 --> 00:15:08,719
UH, EIGHTY-ONE.
347
00:15:08,786 --> 00:15:09,888
ASIAN FAIL, GUYS.
348
00:15:09,955 --> 00:15:11,156
FAG.
349
00:15:13,125 --> 00:15:14,326
YOU THINK TODAY MATTERS?
350
00:15:14,393 --> 00:15:15,694
TODAY DOESN'T MATTER.
351
00:15:15,761 --> 00:15:17,895
IT'S ALL ABOUT NEXT YEAR.
352
00:15:17,962 --> 00:15:19,231
AND NEXT YEAR'S JUST SO WE CAN GET THE BEST
GRADES SO WE CAN GET INTO THE BEST UNIVERSITIES.
353
00:15:19,298 --> 00:15:22,534
OH, BUT ONCE YOU GET IN, ONE
DEGREE WON'T CUT IT.
354
00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:26,238
YOU'LL NEED TWO WITH ALL THE SMART KIDS COMING UP
GUNNING FOR THE JOBS THAT WE HAVEN'T EVEN GOT YET.
355
00:15:26,305 --> 00:15:27,004
YOU KNOW WHAT?
356
00:15:27,071 --> 00:15:27,738
FUCK YOUR ASIAN FAIL.
357
00:15:27,805 --> 00:15:30,375
TODAY DOESN'T MEAN SHIT.
358
00:15:30,442 --> 00:15:31,276
SHIT.
359
00:15:31,343 --> 00:15:32,444
WHOA. WHOA.
360
00:15:32,511 --> 00:15:33,145
XIANGZHENG, I'M SORRY.
361
00:15:33,212 --> 00:15:35,713
LET GO OF MY FOOT.
362
00:15:37,148 --> 00:15:38,183
THANKS FOR THE OFFER, JOEY WALD.
363
00:15:38,250 --> 00:15:38,917
I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO HANG
MYSELF.
364
00:15:38,984 --> 00:15:39,784
YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT?
365
00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:41,853
YOU SHOWED ME MY LIFE SUCKS.
366
00:15:41,919 --> 00:15:43,956
NO. YOUR LIFE DOESN'T SUCK.
367
00:15:44,022 --> 00:15:45,357
DON'T HANG YOURSELF.
368
00:15:45,424 --> 00:15:46,691
JUST FUCK SCHOOL.
369
00:15:46,757 --> 00:15:49,328
YEAH! FUCK SCHOOL.
370
00:15:49,394 --> 00:15:50,895
FUCK THE WHOLE SYSTEM.
371
00:15:50,962 --> 00:15:52,297
COME ON.
372
00:15:52,364 --> 00:15:54,799
WELL, IT IS THE FRIDAY BEFORE
SPRING BREAK.
373
00:15:54,866 --> 00:15:58,470
YEAH. COME ON.
374
00:15:59,971 --> 00:16:02,274
FOR ELEVEN YEARS THEY'VE KEPT UP
COOPED UP IN THEIR CLASSROOMS.
375
00:16:02,341 --> 00:16:03,875
YOU PUT THINGS SO THEY SUCK.
376
00:16:03,941 --> 00:16:06,745
FOR ELEVEN YEARS WE'VE LISTENED
TO EVERYTHING THEY HAVE TO SAY.
377
00:16:06,812 --> 00:16:09,280
WE DO WHAT THEY TELL US TO DO,
READ WHAT THEY TELL US TO READ.
378
00:16:09,348 --> 00:16:12,117
WE... WE CAN'T EVEN TAKE A PISS
WITHOUT RAISING OUR HANDS.
379
00:16:12,184 --> 00:16:14,719
WELL, ACTUALLY MISS CUMMINGS DOESN'T
MAKE US ASK TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.
380
00:16:14,785 --> 00:16:16,087
WE CAN JUST GO.
381
00:16:16,155 --> 00:16:17,722
DON'T YOU WANNA CONTROL YOUR OWN
LIFE?
382
00:16:17,788 --> 00:16:20,191
YEAH. I'M ONLY SEVENTEEN, JOEY.
383
00:16:20,258 --> 00:16:22,628
WHAT? ONLY SEVENTEEN?
384
00:16:22,693 --> 00:16:27,064
YOU THINK TWO THOUSAND YEARS AGO WHEN THE LIFE EXPECTANCY
WAS TWENTY-ONE YOU WOULD'VE HEARD ANYBODY SAY,
385
00:16:27,131 --> 00:16:29,133
"WE'RE ONLY SEVENTEEN, JOEY"?
386
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,902
NO.
387
00:16:30,968 --> 00:16:33,971
ALEXANDER THE GREAT WAS CONQUERING
PEOPLE BY THE TIME HE WAS SIXTEEN.
388
00:16:34,038 --> 00:16:36,941
WHEN HE WAS OUR AGE HE HAD A
CITY NAMED AFTER HIM.
389
00:16:37,008 --> 00:16:39,809
WELL, WHAT WAS IT CALLED?
390
00:16:39,876 --> 00:16:41,746
ALEXANDRIA.
391
00:16:41,812 --> 00:16:44,081
BOYS, WE'RE IN THE PRIME OF OUR
LIVES.
392
00:16:44,148 --> 00:16:45,317
YEAH.
393
00:16:45,384 --> 00:16:47,285
WE'RE BETTER, FASTER, STRONGER,
THAN EVER.
394
00:16:47,351 --> 00:16:48,619
NO ONE IS SAFE.
395
00:16:48,685 --> 00:16:52,023
WE CAN DO ANYTHING WE WANT IF WE
PUT OUR MINDS TO IT.
396
00:16:52,089 --> 00:16:54,425
WE CAN DO ANYTHING IN THE WORLD?
397
00:16:54,493 --> 00:16:56,527
CAN I GET SOME KNUCKS HERE?
398
00:16:56,595 --> 00:16:58,296
TONIGHT IS OUR NIGHT.
399
00:16:58,362 --> 00:16:59,498
YEAH, MAN.
400
00:16:59,565 --> 00:17:01,999
ALRIGHT. ALRIGHT. I'M... I'M IN.
I'M IN.
401
00:17:02,066 --> 00:17:02,766
YES.
402
00:17:02,832 --> 00:17:04,769
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
403
00:17:04,835 --> 00:17:06,437
WELL, FIRST WE'RE GONNA CALL YOUR FAMILY
AND THEN WE'RE GONNA GET SOME FAKE "I.D."S
404
00:17:06,504 --> 00:17:08,105
AND GO TO THE TITTY BAR.
405
00:17:08,172 --> 00:17:10,007
WE'RE GOING TO THE LAND OF
POONTANG.
406
00:17:10,074 --> 00:17:11,943
POONTANG LAND.
407
00:17:12,009 --> 00:17:12,909
ARE YOU JOKING?
408
00:17:12,976 --> 00:17:13,811
WHAT?
409
00:17:13,878 --> 00:17:15,746
WHAT, YOU THINK IT'S THE EASY?
410
00:17:15,813 --> 00:17:19,050
OH, YOU WANT SOME ILLEGAL "I.D." AND, OH,
MY FAMILY'LL HOOK YOU UP JUST LIKE THAT?
411
00:17:19,116 --> 00:17:20,184
CAN'T THEY?
412
00:17:32,195 --> 00:17:33,531
HELLO?
413
00:17:33,599 --> 00:17:34,699
HEY, IT'S ME.
414
00:17:34,764 --> 00:17:38,803
I KNOW SO MANY.
YOU NEED TO BE SPECIFIC, OKAY?
415
00:17:38,869 --> 00:17:40,937
XIANGZHENG:
XIANGZHENG.
416
00:17:41,004 --> 00:17:43,107
OH, HOW ARE YOU?
417
00:17:43,174 --> 00:17:44,275
HEY, HEY, HEY.
418
00:17:44,342 --> 00:17:45,476
XIANGZHENG, ZHENG.
419
00:17:45,543 --> 00:17:46,577
HOLD ON, ONE SECOND.
420
00:17:46,644 --> 00:17:50,981
UH, MY STICKY RICE IS TOO
STICKY.
421
00:17:51,047 --> 00:17:53,451
HOW DO YOU MAKE YOURS LESS
STICKY?
422
00:17:53,517 --> 00:17:55,586
IT'S SO GOOD.
423
00:17:55,653 --> 00:17:59,022
IF YOU PUT TWO CUPS OF RICE AND YOU LEAVE IT
OUT FOR HALF AN HOUR IT WON'T BE AS STICKY.
424
00:17:59,089 --> 00:18:00,524
GOOD IDEA.
425
00:18:00,591 --> 00:18:02,193
THAT MAKE IT SO GOOD.
426
00:18:02,260 --> 00:18:03,060
OKAY.
427
00:18:03,127 --> 00:18:04,428
BUT I NEED SOME ILLEGAL "I.D." S.
428
00:18:04,495 --> 00:18:07,565
WELL, YOU KNOW, NOT SAYING IT'S
ILLEGAL. I MEAN...
429
00:18:07,632 --> 00:18:10,400
OKAY. WHAT'S THE PASSWORD?
430
00:18:14,904 --> 00:18:17,208
AH, SO DISRESPECTFUL.
431
00:18:17,275 --> 00:18:20,945
YOU SOUND LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN
CARE ABOUT OUR CULTURE, ALRIGHT.
432
00:18:21,012 --> 00:18:23,013
SAY IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT.
433
00:18:25,582 --> 00:18:26,950
THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO
HEAR
434
00:18:27,017 --> 00:18:32,155
MOTHERFUCKER.
OKAY. TEN AND TEN, TWO THIRTY.
435
00:18:32,222 --> 00:18:33,591
TWO... TWO THIRTY?
436
00:18:33,658 --> 00:18:34,190
OKAY?
437
00:18:34,257 --> 00:18:35,359
OKAY. OKAY.
438
00:18:35,426 --> 00:18:38,528
ZIANGZHENG? I
LOVE YOU.
439
00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:41,064
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
440
00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:49,539
IT'S NOT THAT EASY.
441
00:18:52,509 --> 00:18:53,976
YES! SO, TWO THIRTY?
442
00:18:54,044 --> 00:18:55,045
WE GOT FIVE AND A HALF HOURS.
443
00:18:55,111 --> 00:18:56,580
WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO? HM?
444
00:18:56,647 --> 00:19:00,083
WE COULD GO HANG YOU AT THE
SCHOOL.
445
00:19:00,150 --> 00:19:02,185
IT'S JUST AN IDEA.
446
00:19:02,252 --> 00:19:04,422
WELL I GOT A BETTER IDEA.
447
00:19:07,390 --> 00:19:08,023
HE'S CRAZY.
448
00:19:08,091 --> 00:19:09,527
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
449
00:19:11,261 --> 00:19:13,396
ARE YOU SURE THIS IS A BETTER
IDEA?
450
00:19:13,463 --> 00:19:15,432
DO YOU WANNA HANG OUT WITH US OR
NOT?
451
00:19:15,498 --> 00:19:16,566
WHAT ARE THE PERKS AGAIN?
452
00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:17,500
WE'RE WHITE.
453
00:19:17,567 --> 00:19:18,736
SO?
454
00:19:18,803 --> 00:19:21,204
SO WE CAN SNEAK YOU ONTO A GOLF
COURSE.
455
00:19:21,271 --> 00:19:21,937
UH, DUDE.
456
00:19:22,004 --> 00:19:23,441
THAT'S BLACK PEOPLE.
457
00:19:23,507 --> 00:19:24,207
REALLY?
458
00:19:24,274 --> 00:19:25,475
YEAH.
459
00:19:27,677 --> 00:19:28,479
OH.
460
00:19:28,546 --> 00:19:29,212
MY NEIGHBOR'S A CAB DRIVER.
461
00:19:29,279 --> 00:19:29,846
I'LL GET YOU A JOB.
462
00:19:29,913 --> 00:19:32,181
EAST INDIANS.
463
00:19:32,247 --> 00:19:34,050
MY DAD VOTED FOR NENCHE,
ALRIGHT?
464
00:19:34,117 --> 00:19:34,818
SO?
465
00:19:34,884 --> 00:19:35,918
SO HE OWES US A FAVOR.
466
00:19:35,984 --> 00:19:38,521
IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT
ANYMORE.
467
00:19:38,588 --> 00:19:39,622
WE'RE WHITE.
468
00:19:39,689 --> 00:19:40,090
WE'LL TEACH YOU SOME WHITE
SECRETS.
469
00:19:40,156 --> 00:19:41,624
SSH.
470
00:19:41,691 --> 00:19:42,626
WHITES DON'T HAVE ANY SECRETS.
471
00:19:42,693 --> 00:19:44,227
WE HAVE SECRETS.
472
00:19:44,294 --> 00:19:46,261
WE'RE JUST NOT ALLOWED TO TELL
YOU.
473
00:19:46,328 --> 00:19:48,398
SO WHAT ARE WE DOING AGAIN?
474
00:19:48,465 --> 00:19:52,402
THIS IS THE ONLY CONVENIENCE STORE THAT KEEPS
THEIR TUG MAGS OUT FROM BEHIND THE COUNTER.
475
00:19:52,469 --> 00:19:55,971
TUG MAGS?
476
00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:58,941
TUG MAGS.
477
00:20:07,550 --> 00:20:08,618
WHO PISSED IN YOUR WHEATIES?
478
00:20:12,222 --> 00:20:13,021
THIS IS BAD.
479
00:20:13,088 --> 00:20:14,423
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE HIM?
480
00:20:16,326 --> 00:20:17,026
ABORT?
481
00:20:17,093 --> 00:20:18,428
NO.
482
00:20:18,495 --> 00:20:19,328
I'M SICK OF GETTING MY ASS
KICKED BY THIS LITTLE KID.
483
00:20:19,395 --> 00:20:20,997
THERE'S THREE OF US THIS TIME.
484
00:20:21,064 --> 00:20:21,798
SERIOUSLY?
485
00:20:21,865 --> 00:20:23,165
HE'S JUST A LITTLE BOY.
486
00:20:23,232 --> 00:20:26,202
JUST A LITTLE BOY?
487
00:20:26,269 --> 00:20:40,450
AFTER YOU, MY NEW FRIEND.
488
00:20:40,517 --> 00:20:41,216
OH.
489
00:20:41,284 --> 00:20:41,718
LOOK, IT'S A GOOD ONE.
490
00:20:41,785 --> 00:20:43,185
HEY, YOU.
491
00:20:43,252 --> 00:20:44,286
DON'T LOOK. DON'T LOOK.
492
00:20:44,353 --> 00:20:45,221
HOW OLD ARE YOU KIDS?
493
00:20:45,288 --> 00:20:46,656
WHAT?
494
00:20:46,723 --> 00:20:47,589
WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
495
00:20:47,657 --> 00:20:49,626
WELL THAT'S KINDA FUNNY, RIGHT?
496
00:20:49,692 --> 00:20:51,494
I MEAN COMING FROM YOU.
497
00:20:52,394 --> 00:20:54,062
'CAUSE YOU'RE JUST LITTLE.
498
00:20:54,129 --> 00:20:55,298
WHY DON'T YOU GO WAIT FOR MOM IN
THE BACK OF THE COUNTER THERE, OKAY.
499
00:20:55,365 --> 00:20:58,200
I THINK SHE'LL BE BACK IN TEN TO
FIVE MINUTES.
500
00:20:58,267 --> 00:20:59,436
TEN TO FIVE MINUTES?
501
00:20:59,502 --> 00:21:03,639
OW! OW! OW! OW! MY GOD!
502
00:21:03,705 --> 00:21:04,541
AH!
503
00:21:04,607 --> 00:21:07,075
AH! AH!
504
00:21:07,142 --> 00:21:09,546
AH! AH!
505
00:21:09,612 --> 00:21:12,514
AH! OW! OW, MY, OW! OW! WHAT
THE...
506
00:21:12,581 --> 00:21:17,152
OW, WHAT THE... OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
507
00:21:17,219 --> 00:21:18,555
AH!
508
00:21:18,621 --> 00:21:19,556
CAN I BUY THIS, PLEASE?
509
00:21:19,622 --> 00:21:21,223
SURE.
510
00:21:22,524 --> 00:21:24,226
LET THIS BE A LESSON, PUNKS.
511
00:21:24,293 --> 00:21:26,462
I'M SICK OF YOU PERVERTS IN MY
STORE.
512
00:21:26,528 --> 00:21:29,531
NEXT TIME I'M BREAKING BONES.
513
00:21:34,636 --> 00:21:36,705
OH, I THINK THERE'S BLOOD IN MY
PEE HOLE.
514
00:21:36,772 --> 00:21:37,807
OH, EVERY TIME.
515
00:21:37,874 --> 00:21:39,708
OH SHIT.
516
00:21:41,877 --> 00:21:43,111
IS THIS YOUR NEWEST TRYOUT?
517
00:21:43,178 --> 00:21:43,947
YES, MA'AM. YES.
518
00:21:44,012 --> 00:21:45,514
AND HOW'S YOUR DAY SO FAR?
519
00:21:45,581 --> 00:21:49,117
OH, TODAY COULD BE THE START OF
A BEAUTIFUL AND ODD FRIENDSHIP
520
00:21:49,184 --> 00:21:51,753
THAT LASTS YEARS OR IT COULD
SEVERELY TRAUMATIZE ME.
521
00:21:51,821 --> 00:21:53,589
WE'RE WILLING TO TAKE THE RISK.
522
00:21:53,655 --> 00:21:54,623
WHY ARE YOU BEING WEIRD?
523
00:21:54,690 --> 00:21:57,626
PFT. PARDON ME? WEIRD. PARDON
ME.
524
00:21:57,693 --> 00:21:59,528
IS IT BECAUSE JOEY'S PRETENDING
TO BE UNCONSCIOUS
525
00:21:59,595 --> 00:22:01,530
SO HE DOESN'T
HAVE TO TALK TO ME?
526
00:22:01,597 --> 00:22:03,832
IS THAT WHAT JOEY'S... JOEY WALD!
527
00:22:03,899 --> 00:22:06,468
IS THAT WHAT... NO, I DON'T...
528
00:22:06,535 --> 00:22:08,303
SEE, YOU JUST CAN'T FAKE THIS.
THAT'S FOR REAL.
529
00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:10,605
YOU CAN'T IGNORE THAT.
FOR SURE.
530
00:22:10,672 --> 00:22:11,773
YEAH.
531
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:14,843
IF HE LIVES, TELL
HIM HE'S A PERVERT.
532
00:22:14,910 --> 00:22:16,612
OKAY.
533
00:22:16,678 --> 00:22:19,447
CAN I BE A PERVERT?
534
00:22:19,514 --> 00:22:22,083
OH.
535
00:22:22,150 --> 00:22:25,587
SHERRY.
536
00:22:25,654 --> 00:22:28,256
SHERRY? CAN I BE A PERVERT?
537
00:22:28,322 --> 00:22:30,592
I'LL TAKE IT AS A YES.
538
00:22:30,659 --> 00:22:33,094
I... I CAN PAY YOU.
539
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:34,128
WHAT'D YOU DO TO SHERRY?
540
00:22:34,195 --> 00:22:36,565
YOU FUCKER. THAT HURT.
541
00:22:36,632 --> 00:22:38,466
THAT LITTLE KID HIT SO
HARD.
542
00:22:38,533 --> 00:22:40,869
I'M SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU, YOU'RE
A PERVERT.
543
00:22:40,936 --> 00:22:45,107
I AM NOT. CHECK THIS OUT.
544
00:22:45,173 --> 00:22:45,707
OH, YEAH.
545
00:22:45,774 --> 00:22:46,375
YOU DID IT.
546
00:22:46,441 --> 00:22:46,842
I DID. FOR YOU.
547
00:22:46,909 --> 00:22:47,341
YOU DID.
548
00:22:47,408 --> 00:22:48,309
I DID.
549
00:22:48,376 --> 00:22:50,479
YEAH. I... I WILL.
OKAY. DO IT.
550
00:22:50,546 --> 00:22:52,280
OH. AW. BE CAREFUL.
I MIGHT NEED A HANGIE.
551
00:22:52,346 --> 00:22:53,080
GO.
552
00:22:53,147 --> 00:22:53,714
OH, HE'S GOT A BIG BAT.
553
00:22:53,781 --> 00:22:54,249
OKAY. GO, GO, GO!
554
00:22:54,316 --> 00:22:55,149
AH! AH!
555
00:22:55,216 --> 00:22:55,884
HE'S GOT A BIGGER BAT.
GO!
556
00:22:55,951 --> 00:22:57,485
COME BACK YOU JERKS.
557
00:22:57,552 --> 00:22:58,419
AH! AH! AH!
558
00:23:00,522 --> 00:23:01,455
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. ELVIS.
559
00:23:01,522 --> 00:23:03,424
WAS THAT ONE OR WAS THAT TWO,
DUDE?
560
00:23:03,491 --> 00:23:04,593
THAT WAS ONE, SHIFTY.
561
00:23:04,660 --> 00:23:06,862
IT WAS ONE?
RIGHTEOUS, MAN. RIGHTEOUS.
562
00:23:06,929 --> 00:23:08,496
HEY SHIFTY, YOU SACK OF SHIT.
563
00:23:08,564 --> 00:23:11,165
SOME KIDS ARE HERE TO SEE YOU.
564
00:23:11,232 --> 00:23:12,667
YOU KNOW TECHNICALLY I'M A BOSS
AROUND HERE
565
00:23:12,733 --> 00:23:14,736
AND I CAN WRITE YOU UP WHEN
YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT.
566
00:23:14,803 --> 00:23:17,171
OH.
567
00:23:17,238 --> 00:23:18,707
DON'T YOU HAVE TO BE LITERATE TO
WRITE PEOPLE UP?
568
00:23:18,774 --> 00:23:19,473
NO. NO.
569
00:23:19,540 --> 00:23:21,208
ANY MANAGER CAN DO IT.
570
00:23:21,275 --> 00:23:23,077
OH. ALRIGHT.
571
00:23:28,650 --> 00:23:30,585
MAY I?
572
00:23:30,651 --> 00:23:32,921
GO GET 'EM AND BRING 'EM. OH,
BOOBS.
573
00:23:32,988 --> 00:23:34,121
YEAH.
574
00:23:34,188 --> 00:23:35,856
YOU GONNA WRITE THESE UP, TOO,
HUH, BIG BOY?
575
00:23:35,923 --> 00:23:37,391
YEAH, MAYBE A LITTLE BIT.
576
00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:38,626
OH.
577
00:23:41,996 --> 00:23:42,864
WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?
578
00:23:42,931 --> 00:23:45,533
JUST COUNT FASTER.
579
00:23:49,770 --> 00:23:53,174
OH, HEY, JOEY BOY. BLOW A LEVEL,
MAN.
580
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:54,442
YEAH.
581
00:23:54,508 --> 00:23:55,576
NO, GIVE IT TO ME. WITH YOUR
PENIS.
582
00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:56,476
SHIFTY, WHEN HAVE I EVER DONE
THAT? NO.
583
00:23:56,544 --> 00:23:57,612
JUST ONE TIME WITH YOUR PENIS.
584
00:23:57,678 --> 00:23:58,346
NO.
585
00:23:58,412 --> 00:23:59,580
YES. WHATEVER, MAN.
586
00:23:59,647 --> 00:24:01,449
WHERE ARE YOUR DOUCHE BAG
FRIENDS ANYWAY?
587
00:24:01,515 --> 00:24:02,550
OH, THEY'RE OUT FRONT.
588
00:24:02,617 --> 00:24:03,417
THEY THINK YOU'RE WEIRD.
589
00:24:03,484 --> 00:24:04,552
THEY DON'T REALLY WANNA SEE YOU.
590
00:24:04,619 --> 00:24:06,220
YEAH, WELL, FUCK THOSE GUYS
ANYWAYS.
591
00:24:06,287 --> 00:24:09,289
OH, HEY, MAN. IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY.
I JUST PICKED UP SOME SALVIA.
592
00:24:09,356 --> 00:24:10,024
WHAT?
593
00:24:10,091 --> 00:24:11,026
OH, IT'S DRUGS, MAN.
594
00:24:11,093 --> 00:24:12,960
IT'S GONNA GET YOU FUCKED UP,
DUDE.
595
00:24:13,027 --> 00:24:14,595
NO, I'VE NEVER TRIED IT.
596
00:24:14,662 --> 00:24:15,428
OH, IT'S GOOD, MAN.
597
00:24:15,495 --> 00:24:16,597
YOU SHOULD GET SOME IN US.
598
00:24:16,664 --> 00:24:19,366
YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA GET ME
CLOSER TO LUCY.
599
00:24:19,432 --> 00:24:21,369
OH, OF COURSE, MAN. JUST HANG AROUND.
SHE ALWAYS COMES BY AFTER THE GYM.
600
00:24:21,435 --> 00:24:24,638
YOU'RE IN MY HOUSE NOW SO LET'S
CHECK THIS SHIT, YO.
601
00:24:24,705 --> 00:24:26,841
OOO. YOU, TOO, ELVIS.
602
00:24:26,907 --> 00:24:29,609
YEAH.
603
00:24:40,688 --> 00:24:41,689
I DON'T REALLY DO DRUGS.
604
00:24:41,756 --> 00:24:43,590
OH, NO, IT'S COOL, MAN.
605
00:24:43,657 --> 00:24:46,594
YOU'LL LOVE IT.
606
00:24:46,661 --> 00:24:49,430
HERE IT COMES.
607
00:24:51,331 --> 00:24:54,568
HE'S FINE. SMOKE SOME.
608
00:25:07,681 --> 00:25:10,818
I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING.
609
00:25:22,997 --> 00:25:25,166
HOW 'BOUT NOW?
610
00:25:30,037 --> 00:25:31,638
YEAH.
611
00:25:36,943 --> 00:25:39,479
SOMETIMES...
612
00:25:39,546 --> 00:25:41,815
AT NIGHT...
613
00:25:41,881 --> 00:25:45,618
...I WATCH
YOU WHEN YOU SLEEP.
614
00:25:50,590 --> 00:25:54,861
I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT
YOU GUYS TO SMOKE THAT SHIT.
615
00:26:06,073 --> 00:26:09,743
HONEY, THIS PUSSY'S NOT GONNA
FUCK ITSELF.
616
00:26:09,809 --> 00:26:10,811
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
617
00:26:10,878 --> 00:26:12,645
JUST GIVE ME A SECOND.
618
00:26:12,712 --> 00:26:17,084
I'M TRYING TO GIVE MY SON SOME
ENCOURAGEMENT.
619
00:26:17,151 --> 00:26:20,687
YOU WANT HIM TO JERK OFF IN THE
DINING ROOM, TOO?
620
00:26:20,754 --> 00:26:21,988
HM.
621
00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:26,326
JUST WAIT.
622
00:26:26,392 --> 00:26:27,527
NO, NO, NO.
623
00:26:27,594 --> 00:26:28,962
AIT. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT, WAIT.
624
00:26:41,574 --> 00:26:43,509
HOLY SHIZIM.
OH MY GOD.
625
00:26:43,575 --> 00:26:45,478
YES, BOYS?
626
00:26:45,545 --> 00:26:48,781
UM.
627
00:26:48,847 --> 00:26:49,649
WHAT'S UP?
628
00:26:49,716 --> 00:26:50,984
UH.
629
00:26:51,050 --> 00:26:53,119
ISN'T JOEY WITH YOU?
630
00:26:53,186 --> 00:26:57,924
UH, UH, WE THOUGHT JOEY COMED
HERE. OR CAME HERE.
631
00:26:57,991 --> 00:26:58,792
CAME HERE.
632
00:26:58,858 --> 00:26:59,926
BUT HE'S OBVIOUSLY NOT HERE.
633
00:26:59,993 --> 00:27:02,928
WE WERE AT THE SCHOOL, UH,
CAFETERIA.
634
00:27:02,995 --> 00:27:04,130
THERE'S THIS HUGE LINEUP.
635
00:27:04,197 --> 00:27:05,899
HUGE.
636
00:27:05,965 --> 00:27:12,504
AND WE WERE WONDERING IF, UH,
THERE WAS ANYTHING WE COULD NIPPLE ON.
637
00:27:13,873 --> 00:27:16,109
NIBBLE ON. FOOD.
638
00:27:16,176 --> 00:27:17,576
YEAH.
639
00:27:17,643 --> 00:27:18,812
LIKE SANDWICHES?
640
00:27:18,878 --> 00:27:21,847
YEAH. I THINK I CAN FIND
SOMETHING. COME ON IN.
641
00:27:21,914 --> 00:27:23,616
OKAY. OH.
642
00:27:31,224 --> 00:27:33,559
WELL DON'T JUST STAND THERE.
643
00:27:33,625 --> 00:27:35,961
CLOSE THE DOOR BEFORE SOME
PERVERTS COME IN.
644
00:27:36,028 --> 00:27:38,630
MISTER WALD.
645
00:27:38,697 --> 00:27:41,600
WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
BUDDY?
646
00:27:41,667 --> 00:27:44,770
HEY. HEY, HEY. YEAH.
647
00:27:50,609 --> 00:27:53,046
HEY BUDDY.
648
00:28:06,491 --> 00:28:09,895
HEY. HEY, YOU.
649
00:28:10,997 --> 00:28:11,496
ME?
650
00:28:11,563 --> 00:28:13,765
YEAH, YOU.
651
00:28:13,832 --> 00:28:15,869
WHAT TIME CAN YOU GET HERE
TONIGHT?
652
00:28:15,935 --> 00:28:18,203
NINE THIRTY.
653
00:28:18,270 --> 00:28:20,539
YOU BETTER BE.
654
00:28:24,675 --> 00:28:27,713
YOU BETTER GET THAT
THING BACK TO ME.
655
00:28:27,779 --> 00:28:28,914
THROW IT HERE.
656
00:28:28,981 --> 00:28:29,814
COME ON, BABY.
657
00:28:29,882 --> 00:28:30,582
THROW THAT THING RIGHT TO ME.
658
00:28:30,649 --> 00:28:32,551
THROW IT HERE, DIRTY BOY.
659
00:28:32,618 --> 00:28:33,051
COME ON.
660
00:28:33,118 --> 00:28:35,021
THROW IT!
661
00:28:37,723 --> 00:28:38,857
OH.
662
00:28:47,299 --> 00:28:48,766
GET AWAY! OH.
663
00:28:48,833 --> 00:28:49,501
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
664
00:28:49,568 --> 00:28:50,535
HELP!
665
00:28:50,602 --> 00:28:53,537
NO, NO, NO, NO. NO.
666
00:28:53,604 --> 00:28:56,540
SO WE'RE STILL ON FOR NINE
THIRTY?
667
00:28:56,607 --> 00:28:57,875
OH, NO.
668
00:28:59,177 --> 00:29:00,312
YES?
669
00:29:00,379 --> 00:29:01,712
I BELIEVE I HAVE SOMETHING
THAT'S YOURS.
670
00:29:01,780 --> 00:29:03,215
UH, IS IT ALIVE?
671
00:29:03,282 --> 00:29:04,917
UH, I THINK SO. YEAH.
672
00:29:04,983 --> 00:29:07,952
WELL, COME ON IN, MAN.
673
00:29:08,019 --> 00:29:09,221
WHERE DO YOU WANT HIM?
674
00:29:09,288 --> 00:29:11,622
JUST DROP HIM.
675
00:29:11,689 --> 00:29:13,492
WHAT'S UP, BUDDY.
676
00:29:15,060 --> 00:29:15,760
OH MY GOD.
677
00:29:15,827 --> 00:29:16,994
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
678
00:29:17,061 --> 00:29:20,165
HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT YOUR
STEPMOM'S GOT ON?
679
00:29:20,232 --> 00:29:21,499
DID HE DO SOMETHING WRONG OR...
680
00:29:21,565 --> 00:29:22,701
OH, NO, NO.
681
00:29:22,768 --> 00:29:24,535
HE JUST SCARED AN ELDERLY LADY
IN A BARCADE.
682
00:29:24,602 --> 00:29:25,536
REALLY?
683
00:29:25,603 --> 00:29:27,004
OH, YEAH.
IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
684
00:29:27,071 --> 00:29:31,609
NOBODY WAS HURT. HE WAS JUST,
UH, UH, COPULATING WITH A CAR.
685
00:29:31,676 --> 00:29:34,112
HER... HER CAR?
686
00:29:34,179 --> 00:29:36,080
IT'S AN '89 CHEVY.
687
00:29:36,147 --> 00:29:40,651
HE WAS JUST, UH, RIGHT IN THE
GAS HOLE.
688
00:29:40,718 --> 00:29:42,287
FILLING UP WITH PREMIUM, EH?
689
00:29:42,354 --> 00:29:45,290
NO, ACCORDING TO THE OLD BIRD IT
WAS JUST, UH, REGULAR.
690
00:29:45,357 --> 00:29:47,960
WELL, HE'S STILL GROWING, YOU
KNOW.
691
00:29:48,026 --> 00:29:49,694
HAS HE EVER EVEN BEEN WITH A
LADY?
692
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:52,064
LORD KNOWS I'M WORKING ON IT.
693
00:29:52,130 --> 00:29:53,265
WELL GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
694
00:29:53,332 --> 00:29:55,066
HEY, THANKS.
695
00:29:56,100 --> 00:29:57,702
HEY GUY.
696
00:29:57,768 --> 00:29:58,469
LITTLE FELLER.
697
00:29:58,536 --> 00:29:59,837
DEEB-A-DABA-DEEB-ADO.
698
00:29:59,904 --> 00:30:01,505
DADDY.
699
00:30:02,773 --> 00:30:03,808
YEAH, HANG IN. HEY, GET
OUTTA THERE.
700
00:30:03,874 --> 00:30:05,076
YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.
701
00:30:05,142 --> 00:30:05,978
OH, YEAH. ALMOST GOT IT.
702
00:30:06,044 --> 00:30:07,778
YEAH.
703
00:30:07,845 --> 00:30:08,846
ALMOST GOT IT.
704
00:30:08,913 --> 00:30:10,614
YEAH. OH. OH. IT'S SO CLOSE,
MAN.
705
00:30:10,681 --> 00:30:12,017
WHY DO I EVEN HAVE TO DO THIS?
706
00:30:12,084 --> 00:30:14,719
IT SHOULD BE THE SERVER'S JOB.
707
00:30:14,785 --> 00:30:18,956
YEAH. SERVERS. RIGHT. TOTALLY.
OH.
708
00:30:19,023 --> 00:30:22,194
SERVERS.
709
00:30:22,260 --> 00:30:26,764
I EVER YOU TELL YOU FINE BITCHES I
USED TO PLAY IN A ROCK AND ROLL BAND.
710
00:30:26,831 --> 00:30:28,766
DID YOU PLAY AN INSTRUMENT,
MELODY? '
711
00:30:28,833 --> 00:30:30,634
CAUSE I COULD TEACH YA.
712
00:30:30,701 --> 00:30:34,537
I COULD TEACH YA TO PLAY THE
RUSTY TROMBONE.
713
00:30:36,375 --> 00:30:39,210
NO, I... I DON'T WANNA DO THAT,
SHIFTY.
714
00:30:44,015 --> 00:30:45,283
DO YOU LIKE ME, MELODY?
715
00:30:45,350 --> 00:30:49,221
YOU MEAN LIKE ON SOME SORT OF
SCALE?
716
00:30:49,287 --> 00:30:51,689
CAUSE I LIKE YOU, MELODY.
717
00:30:51,756 --> 00:30:54,359
I LIKE THE WAY YOU MOVE.
718
00:30:54,426 --> 00:30:56,694
WELL I LIKE THE WAY
YOU MOVE.
719
00:30:56,761 --> 00:30:57,794
OH
OH.
720
00:30:57,861 --> 00:30:59,196
EW, I CAN FEEL HIS
AIR BONER FROM HERE.
721
00:30:59,264 --> 00:31:01,966
I'M SORRY. YOU'RE BOTH MAKING ME
REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE.
722
00:31:02,033 --> 00:31:06,736
OH, LOOK. I'M GETTING A HARD ON.
723
00:31:06,803 --> 00:31:07,338
SHIFTY.
724
00:31:07,405 --> 00:31:08,639
OH.
725
00:31:08,706 --> 00:31:10,408
I DON'T WANNA KNOW WHAT GOES ON
IN YOUR PANTS.
726
00:31:10,474 --> 00:31:13,210
DO I HAVE TO GET MISTER BARON DOWN
HERE TO TELL HIM YOU'RE COMING ONTO ME?
727
00:31:13,278 --> 00:31:15,112
OH, YOU WANT HIM TO WATCH ME,
PERVERT?
728
00:31:15,179 --> 00:31:17,815
I LOVE IT. OH. OH.
729
00:31:17,882 --> 00:31:19,683
OH. GOD!
730
00:31:19,750 --> 00:31:21,185
AH.
731
00:31:22,887 --> 00:31:25,655
THAT CHICK SO WANTS MY DICK,
ELVIS.
732
00:31:25,722 --> 00:31:28,259
SHUT UP. GET BACK TO WORK, PIG
FACE.
733
00:31:33,097 --> 00:31:35,366
HE'S FUCKED.
734
00:31:35,433 --> 00:31:37,802
FUCK.
735
00:31:37,868 --> 00:31:38,735
HERE, JOEY.
736
00:31:38,803 --> 00:31:40,870
WHAT?
737
00:31:40,937 --> 00:31:45,708
OH GOD. DON'T TOUCH ME
WITH YOUR SPIT. EW.
738
00:31:56,253 --> 00:31:58,855
WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE
A SLUTTY SCHOOLGIRL?
739
00:31:58,922 --> 00:32:02,326
WELL IF YOU MUST KNOW YOUR FATHER
WAS ABOUT TO GIVE ME THE STRAP.
740
00:32:02,393 --> 00:32:04,328
AND THEN YOUR FRIENDS SHOWED UP.
741
00:32:04,395 --> 00:32:05,930
SORRY.
742
00:32:05,996 --> 00:32:09,999
CAN YOU SAY THAT AGAIN AN TWIRL
YOUR FINGER THROUGH YOUR HAIR?
743
00:32:10,066 --> 00:32:13,937
QUIT BEING SUCH A PERVERT,
LARRY.
744
00:32:14,003 --> 00:32:16,173
GOD.
745
00:32:21,345 --> 00:32:22,879
OH.
746
00:32:24,180 --> 00:32:27,717
EVERYTHING HURTS.
747
00:32:27,784 --> 00:32:29,385
THIS IS A BAD OMEN.
748
00:32:29,452 --> 00:32:31,754
WE SHOULD BE IN SCHOOL.
749
00:32:31,821 --> 00:32:34,124
SSH.
750
00:32:34,190 --> 00:32:34,891
AH!
751
00:32:34,958 --> 00:32:35,426
I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
752
00:32:35,493 --> 00:32:36,059
AH! AH.
753
00:32:36,126 --> 00:32:37,260
OH, I'M SORRY.
754
00:32:37,327 --> 00:32:39,028
AH.
755
00:32:39,095 --> 00:32:41,398
I HAD TO DO THAT.
756
00:32:41,465 --> 00:32:44,368
I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOUR ASIAN
SUPERSTITIONS.
757
00:32:44,435 --> 00:32:49,706
WE'RE DOING THIS, OKAY?
758
00:32:49,772 --> 00:32:51,808
HEY, SO WHY DOES SHERRY THINK
YOU'RE A PERVERT?
759
00:32:51,875 --> 00:32:52,674
SHE IS.
760
00:32:52,741 --> 00:32:54,345
AND SHE THINKS I CAN'T GET LAID.
761
00:32:54,411 --> 00:32:56,179
IS THAT WHAT YOU TWO BET ABOUT?
762
00:32:56,246 --> 00:32:58,414
OH, IT IS. ISN'T IT?
763
00:32:58,482 --> 00:33:00,250
OH. DAD, I KNOW THIS IS A WASTE
OF BREATH BUT...
764
00:33:00,316 --> 00:33:03,420
COULD I PLEASE HAVE SOME
SPENDING MONEY?
765
00:33:03,487 --> 00:33:04,854
OKAY. HOW MUCH DO YOU NEED?
766
00:33:04,921 --> 00:33:06,055
DAD, I BET HER.
767
00:33:06,122 --> 00:33:06,990
BUT I'M GONNA WIN THIS TIME.
768
00:33:07,056 --> 00:33:07,723
AH.
769
00:33:07,789 --> 00:33:08,492
HOW MUCH DO YOU GOT?
770
00:33:08,559 --> 00:33:09,259
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
771
00:33:09,325 --> 00:33:09,859
OKAY. WHAT IS IT FOR?
772
00:33:09,926 --> 00:33:12,362
IT'S FOR A GIRL.
773
00:33:12,428 --> 00:33:13,497
NICE.
774
00:33:13,564 --> 00:33:15,731
YEAH, YOU CAN HAVE MONEY.
775
00:33:15,797 --> 00:33:17,467
I'M GONNA FUCK HER SISTER.
776
00:33:17,534 --> 00:33:18,234
HUH?
777
00:33:18,301 --> 00:33:19,435
THAT'S AN ODD CHOICE.
778
00:33:19,502 --> 00:33:23,740
YOU KNOW I'VE ALWAYS RESPECTED
YOU AS A MAN.
779
00:33:23,806 --> 00:33:25,108
XIANGZHENG.
780
00:33:25,175 --> 00:33:26,808
OH.
781
00:33:34,083 --> 00:33:36,352
SO IF YOU EVER GET TIRED OF HIS
SHTICK,
782
00:33:36,419 --> 00:33:37,387
FIVE, FIVE, FIVE, FOUR,
FIVE, SIX, FIVE.
783
00:33:37,453 --> 00:33:38,388
JUST BEAT IT.
784
00:33:38,454 --> 00:33:39,888
YOU'RE ONE NUMMY BABY.
785
00:33:39,955 --> 00:33:41,391
RUN ALONG NOW, CHINATOWN.
786
00:33:41,457 --> 00:33:42,492
YOU'RE RETARDED.
787
00:33:42,559 --> 00:33:44,227
YOU DON'T HAVE A CHANCE WITH
LUCY.
788
00:33:44,294 --> 00:33:45,093
WHY NOT?
789
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:48,498
'CAUSE GIRLS DON'T LIKE YOU.
790
00:33:48,565 --> 00:33:49,831
YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN.
791
00:33:49,898 --> 00:33:50,500
GIRLS LIKE ME.
792
00:33:50,567 --> 00:33:51,768
I KNOW THEY DO.
793
00:33:51,834 --> 00:33:53,169
THEY'RE JUST SO CONFUSING.
794
00:33:53,236 --> 00:33:54,537
YOU'RE TOO UGLY.
795
00:33:54,604 --> 00:33:56,206
SHE WANTS ME.
796
00:33:56,272 --> 00:33:57,839
YOUR DAD JUST WENT RACIST ON ME.
797
00:33:57,906 --> 00:34:00,042
OH, OH. XIANGZHENG.
798
00:34:00,108 --> 00:34:00,877
DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY.
799
00:34:00,944 --> 00:34:03,112
WE JUST DON'T LIKE ASIANS.
800
00:34:38,380 --> 00:34:39,147
KNOCK ON THE DOOR...
801
00:34:39,215 --> 00:34:40,916
SSH.
802
00:34:40,983 --> 00:34:41,883
IT'S TWO THIRTY.
803
00:34:41,950 --> 00:34:42,851
I'M KNOCKING.
804
00:34:42,918 --> 00:34:44,387
WHAT?
805
00:34:44,454 --> 00:34:46,355
WHAT'S YOUR
PROBLEM?
806
00:34:46,421 --> 00:34:51,360
DUDE, THEY'RE NOT LIKE WHITE PEOPLE ALL LOOSY
GOOSY AND FANCY FREE WITH THEIR TIMES.
807
00:34:51,426 --> 00:34:55,264
ASIANS ARE VERY PUNCTUAL.
808
00:34:55,330 --> 00:34:59,435
OKAY. IT'S TWO THIRTY.
809
00:34:59,502 --> 00:34:59,901
XIANGZHENG.
810
00:34:59,968 --> 00:35:00,502
HEY.
811
00:35:00,570 --> 00:35:01,570
HOW ARE YOU?
812
00:35:01,637 --> 00:35:04,374
GOOD. HOW YOU... OH, DAMN. IT'S
GOOD.
813
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:05,941
IT'S GOOD.
814
00:35:06,008 --> 00:35:07,142
HOW ARE YOU?
815
00:35:07,209 --> 00:35:08,311
I'M LETTING IT LOOSE.
816
00:35:08,378 --> 00:35:09,512
I'M HANGING OUT, YOU KNOW.
817
00:35:09,579 --> 00:35:11,179
HANG OUT WITH MY WANG OUT.
818
00:35:11,246 --> 00:35:14,082
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? WHO 'DIS?
819
00:35:14,149 --> 00:35:16,418
UH, THIS IS LARRY WHITE.
820
00:35:16,485 --> 00:35:17,419
WHO'S THIS?
821
00:35:17,486 --> 00:35:19,154
UH, JOEY WALD.
822
00:35:19,221 --> 00:35:24,026
SO HANDSOME. HELLO. YOU GUYS
RATS?
823
00:35:24,092 --> 00:35:25,494
ARE YOU GUYS RATS?
824
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:26,295
NO.
825
00:35:26,361 --> 00:35:28,030
YOU SEE SOMEONE OUT HERE?
826
00:35:28,096 --> 00:35:29,998
HUH? MAN, BLUE SUIT.
827
00:35:30,065 --> 00:35:32,167
WHITE HAT ABOUT THIS TALL.
828
00:35:32,234 --> 00:35:33,068
NO.
829
00:35:33,135 --> 00:35:34,269
NO, SORRY.
830
00:35:34,336 --> 00:35:35,170
YOU, HUH?
831
00:35:35,237 --> 00:35:36,405
NO.
832
00:35:36,471 --> 00:35:39,474
NO ONE SEE HIM? HUH? OKAY.
833
00:35:39,541 --> 00:35:41,544
YOU GUYS WANT SOME FAKE "I.D." S?
834
00:35:41,611 --> 00:35:43,545
UH, YEAH. WE'RE TRYING TO GET
INTO THE TITTY BAR.
835
00:35:43,612 --> 00:35:45,079
TITTY BAR.
836
00:35:45,146 --> 00:35:46,314
THAT'S WHAT
I LIKE TO HEAR.
837
00:35:46,381 --> 00:35:47,416
MOTHERFUCKER.
838
00:35:47,482 --> 00:35:48,317
YEAH.
839
00:35:48,383 --> 00:35:50,352
YEAH. BECOME A MAN, YOU KNOW.
840
00:35:50,419 --> 00:35:52,554
SEE, SON. NO! NOT YOU.
841
00:35:52,621 --> 00:35:54,121
I DON'T WANT YOU AROUND, OKAY?
842
00:35:54,189 --> 00:35:56,258
STAY OFF. OKAY? STAY OFF.
843
00:35:56,325 --> 00:36:00,562
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE BUT I
DON'T WANT TO BUY IT, OKAY?
844
00:36:00,629 --> 00:36:02,497
COME INSIDE.
845
00:36:07,235 --> 00:36:09,003
YAH, TAKE OFF YOUR
SHOES.
846
00:36:09,070 --> 00:36:09,771
HURRY UP.
847
00:36:09,837 --> 00:36:12,374
I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY.
848
00:36:12,441 --> 00:36:19,580
AYA. THANK YOU. VERY RESPECTFUL.
849
00:36:19,647 --> 00:36:22,417
YOU KNOW, MAN IN BLUE SUIT WITH
THE WHITE HAT IS NOT
850
00:36:22,484 --> 00:36:26,254
A FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION
IF THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK?
851
00:36:26,321 --> 00:36:28,389
ALRIGHT? HE'S VERY ELUSIVE.
852
00:36:28,456 --> 00:36:30,625
I CATCH HIM TWO TIMES.
853
00:36:30,692 --> 00:36:32,393
BUT HE'S SO SLIPPERY.
854
00:36:32,461 --> 00:36:34,529
I CAN'T SQUEEZE THAT TIGHT.
855
00:36:34,596 --> 00:36:35,464
OKAY.
856
00:36:35,530 --> 00:36:39,134
XIANGZHENG, YOU GO FIRST, OKAY?
857
00:36:39,201 --> 00:36:41,335
HERE WHAT WE GONNA DO. OKAY?
858
00:36:41,403 --> 00:36:45,273
YOU'RE GONNA SQUISH YOUR FACE
TOGETHER LIKE A WHITE MAN, OKAY?
859
00:36:45,340 --> 00:36:47,441
IT CONFUSES THEM, ALRIGHT?
860
00:36:47,508 --> 00:36:48,275
THERE WE GO.
861
00:36:48,342 --> 00:36:49,043
GOOD.
862
00:36:49,111 --> 00:36:51,545
OH, GOOD, GOOD. ONE MORE.
863
00:36:51,613 --> 00:36:52,113
ONE.
864
00:36:52,179 --> 00:36:52,613
SQUISH IT.
865
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:53,648
THERE.
866
00:36:53,715 --> 00:37:00,287
GOOD, GOOD. OKAY. LET'S GO.
OKAY.
867
00:37:00,354 --> 00:37:01,522
LET'S GO.
868
00:37:01,589 --> 00:37:03,158
NOW FROWN FOR ME, OKAY.
869
00:37:03,225 --> 00:37:04,393
FROWN.
870
00:37:04,459 --> 00:37:06,293
OKAY. GOOD. THERE, THERE.
LET'S GET SOME MORE.
871
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:07,661
GOOD. GOOD. OKAY.
872
00:37:07,728 --> 00:37:11,399
NOW I WANT YOU TO FLEX YOUR
TRAPS LIKE THIS, OKAY?
873
00:37:11,465 --> 00:37:13,602
FLEX LIKE THIS, OKAY? GOOD.
GOOD.
874
00:37:13,668 --> 00:37:15,669
YOU SEE, FROWNING MAKE YOU LOOK
UNAPPROACHABLE.
875
00:37:15,736 --> 00:37:18,038
IT SAY FUCK OFF, OKAY.
876
00:37:18,105 --> 00:37:21,375
PEOPLE THINK YOU KNOW WHAT YOU
TALKING ABOUT, OKAY.
877
00:37:21,442 --> 00:37:23,210
AND FLEXING YOUR TRAP, OKAY...
878
00:37:23,277 --> 00:37:25,646
MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE
WORKOUT NECK, OKAY.
879
00:37:25,713 --> 00:37:28,449
A KID LIKE YOU DON'T WORK OUT.
OKAY?
880
00:37:28,516 --> 00:37:29,250
OKAY.
881
00:37:29,316 --> 00:37:29,817
GOOD.
882
00:37:29,884 --> 00:37:30,451
LOOK HERE.
883
00:37:30,518 --> 00:37:31,084
OKAY. GOOD. OKAY.
884
00:37:31,151 --> 00:37:35,189
YEAH, GOOD, GOOD.
885
00:37:35,256 --> 00:37:35,823
ONE MORE.
886
00:37:35,890 --> 00:37:36,424
KEEP GOING, OKAY.
887
00:37:36,490 --> 00:37:38,225
KEEP GOING.
888
00:37:38,292 --> 00:37:39,593
THERE. THERE, THERE.
889
00:37:39,660 --> 00:37:43,130
GOOD, GOOD. THANK YOU.
890
00:37:43,197 --> 00:37:46,467
SO HANDSOME. SO CUTE.
891
00:37:46,535 --> 00:37:50,036
YOU PROBABLY DON'T EVEN NEED
"I.D."
892
00:37:50,103 --> 00:37:53,073
OH, YOU SHOW UP, THE GIRL LOVE
YOU, YOU KNOW.
893
00:37:53,140 --> 00:37:55,408
THEY SAY, "OH, HE'S SO GOOD
LOOKING.
894
00:37:55,476 --> 00:37:56,477
COME SIT WITH US.
895
00:37:56,544 --> 00:37:57,545
COME SIT WITH US."
896
00:37:57,611 --> 00:37:58,779
OH. OKAY. ONE MORE.
897
00:37:58,846 --> 00:37:59,380
GOOD.
898
00:37:59,447 --> 00:38:00,513
OH. SO CUTE.
899
00:38:00,581 --> 00:38:01,615
SO WONDERFUL.
900
00:38:01,682 --> 00:38:02,783
ONE DOWN HERE.
901
00:38:02,850 --> 00:38:05,419
GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.
902
00:38:05,486 --> 00:38:11,425
GOOD. ONE FROM BEHIND.
GO, GO, GO!
903
00:38:29,810 --> 00:38:31,812
LET'S GO CHOW MIEN. CHOP, CHOP.
904
00:38:31,879 --> 00:38:34,448
OH. WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST
CALL ME?
905
00:38:34,515 --> 00:38:35,683
NOTHING. NOTHING.
906
00:38:35,749 --> 00:38:37,550
YOU JUST CALL ME CHOW MIEN?
907
00:38:37,618 --> 00:38:39,286
NO. NO. NO, NO, NO.
908
00:38:39,353 --> 00:38:42,489
IF YOU DON'T CALL ME CHOW MIEN,
THEN WHAT THE HELL YOU JUST CALL ME?
909
00:38:42,555 --> 00:38:43,323
I DIDN'T...
WHAT THE HELL?
910
00:38:43,389 --> 00:38:44,425
NO, I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
911
00:38:44,492 --> 00:38:46,259
NO. YOU CALL ME CHOW MIEN?
912
00:38:46,326 --> 00:38:47,126
NO, NO, NO.
YOU CALL ME CHOW MIEN?
913
00:38:47,193 --> 00:38:48,361
WHO JUST CALL ME CHOW MIEN?
914
00:38:48,428 --> 00:38:49,296
THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID. NO, I
DIDN'T SAY THAT.
915
00:38:49,363 --> 00:38:51,632
NO! THAT'S DISRESPECTFUL, OKAY.
916
00:38:51,699 --> 00:38:53,333
NO.
917
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:55,569
I DON'T... I DON'T CALL YOU
TURKEY SANDWICH, OKAY?
918
00:38:55,636 --> 00:38:58,606
I CALL HIM A TALL GLASS OF
WATER, OKAY?
919
00:38:58,672 --> 00:39:00,540
AH! OH MY GOD. AH! OH!
920
00:39:00,608 --> 00:39:04,310
YOU LIKE THIS? YOU LIKE THAT?
YOU LIKE THAT?
921
00:39:04,377 --> 00:39:05,679
'CAUSE I OWN YOU NOW.
922
00:39:05,746 --> 00:39:09,382
YOU CALL ME CHOW MIEN,
I CALL THOSE CHICKEN BOWELS.
923
00:39:09,449 --> 00:39:10,016
OKAY.
924
00:39:10,083 --> 00:39:10,784
IT'S SO JUICY.
925
00:39:10,851 --> 00:39:12,586
I'M GONNA EAT THEM, OKAY.
926
00:39:12,653 --> 00:39:13,420
'CAUSE I OWN THEM.
927
00:39:13,487 --> 00:39:15,488
I'M GONNA COOK THEM, OKAY?
928
00:39:15,555 --> 00:39:18,759
I'M GONNA LIKE THEM OKAY? I OWN
YOU!
929
00:39:24,264 --> 00:39:25,365
I TOLD HIM NOT TO SAY SHIT.
930
00:39:25,431 --> 00:39:27,635
SO, WHAT BAR ARE YOU GOING TO?
931
00:39:27,701 --> 00:39:29,135
UH, THE MILL.
932
00:39:29,202 --> 00:39:31,571
UH, YOU NEVER GET IN THERE.
933
00:39:31,638 --> 00:39:32,606
WHY?
934
00:39:37,811 --> 00:39:40,547
NOW REMEMBER, THIS PICTURE LOOK
LIKE YOU.
935
00:39:40,613 --> 00:39:41,849
BUT NOT THE PERSON YOU ARE.
936
00:39:41,916 --> 00:39:44,584
IT'S STILL YOU ON THE INSIDE.
937
00:39:44,651 --> 00:39:46,587
FIFTY-SIX BUCKS PLEASE.
938
00:39:46,654 --> 00:39:48,121
HOW MUCH ARE THEY EACH?
939
00:39:48,187 --> 00:39:50,255
TWENTY-EIGHT BUCK PER PIECE.
940
00:39:50,322 --> 00:39:51,524
HIS FREE.
941
00:39:51,591 --> 00:39:53,426
I OWN HIM.
942
00:39:53,493 --> 00:39:55,528
I OWN HIM NOW.
943
00:39:55,595 --> 00:39:58,431
THANKS.
944
00:39:58,498 --> 00:40:00,601
WHY'D YOU SAY WE WOULDN'T GET
INTO THE MILL.
945
00:40:00,668 --> 00:40:03,202
THE MILL HAS A DRESS CODE.
946
00:40:03,269 --> 00:40:05,438
YOU KIDS, YOU DRESS LIKE KIDS.
947
00:40:05,505 --> 00:40:06,339
DRESS CODE.
948
00:40:06,406 --> 00:40:09,274
LET ME FIND YOUR CHANGE, OKAY?
949
00:40:09,341 --> 00:40:10,811
AH, THERE YOU GO.
950
00:40:10,878 --> 00:40:14,513
UH...
951
00:40:14,580 --> 00:40:16,583
COME ON. COME ON.
952
00:40:16,649 --> 00:40:17,617
KEEP THE CHANGE.
953
00:40:17,684 --> 00:40:21,287
OH, THANK YOU.
954
00:40:21,354 --> 00:40:29,395
SO NICE. AH. THANK YOU. VERY
RESPECTFUL.
955
00:40:33,665 --> 00:40:34,867
GO, GO, GO. GO, GO, GO, GO!
956
00:40:34,934 --> 00:40:37,502
I'LL CALL YOU LATER.
957
00:40:39,606 --> 00:40:42,909
ALRIGHT, DUDE.
LET'S CHECK 'EM OUT.
958
00:40:42,976 --> 00:40:44,377
I PAID FOR THOSE.
959
00:40:44,444 --> 00:40:47,346
GIVE US OUR "I.D." COCK KNUCKLE.
960
00:40:47,412 --> 00:40:48,648
OH, YEAH. DRY CORNER YOU.
961
00:40:52,784 --> 00:40:56,254
SERIOUSLY. GIVE ME MY "I.D."
DICKWAD. I'M GONNA KILL YOU.
962
00:41:05,932 --> 00:41:08,468
I'M TWENTY-THREE.
963
00:41:08,534 --> 00:41:09,902
WE LOOK LIKE MORONS.
964
00:41:09,969 --> 00:41:11,470
AND THEY SAY OUR REAL NAMES.
965
00:41:11,536 --> 00:41:12,872
WELL, DUH.
966
00:41:12,939 --> 00:41:13,973
HOW WOULD WE USE IT IF IT HAD
SOMEONE ELSE'S NAME ON IT?
967
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:15,975
WE'RE NOT TRYING TO BOARD A
PLANE.
968
00:41:16,042 --> 00:41:17,944
WHAT IF WE GET CAUGHT?
969
00:41:18,011 --> 00:41:19,979
CAUGHT MY POONTANG, YOU MEAN?
970
00:41:20,046 --> 00:41:21,847
NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN.
971
00:41:21,913 --> 00:41:27,854
I NEED SOMEBODY TO HELP
ME UP.
972
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:29,488
I THINK WE LOOK RUGGED.
973
00:41:29,554 --> 00:41:30,722
OKAY. SO I'M NINETEEN.
974
00:41:30,789 --> 00:41:32,257
YOU'RE TWENTY-THREE.
975
00:41:32,324 --> 00:41:34,393
WHAT DOES YOURS SAY?
976
00:41:34,459 --> 00:41:36,562
TWENTY-SIX.
977
00:41:36,629 --> 00:41:38,965
YOU LOOK LIKE AN ORIENTAL BABY.
978
00:41:39,032 --> 00:41:40,065
OH. OH, WE HAVE TO CHANGE.
979
00:41:40,132 --> 00:41:42,935
REMEMBER WHAT HONG SAID ABOUT
OUR CLOTHES.
980
00:41:43,002 --> 00:41:44,336
WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY CLOTHES?
981
00:41:44,403 --> 00:41:47,639
WELL ACCORDING TO GOOGLE SEARCH
ON BAR DRESS CODE...
982
00:41:47,706 --> 00:41:53,545
NO FLIP FLOPS, NO SNEAKERS, NO HATS, NO
BAGGY CLOTHES, AND AVOID JEANS IF POSSIBLE.
983
00:41:53,612 --> 00:41:55,648
WE'RE SCREWED.
984
00:41:55,715 --> 00:41:57,749
WELL, WE GOTTA CHANGE.
985
00:41:57,816 --> 00:41:58,917
WHAT DO YOU GOT?
986
00:41:58,984 --> 00:42:01,988
DUDE, HE JUST DESCRIBED ALL OF
MY CLOTHES.
987
00:42:02,055 --> 00:42:04,856
I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR
CLOTHES.
988
00:42:04,923 --> 00:42:10,029
OH. NO! NO! JOEY, NO, NO, NO!
JOEY! JOEY!
989
00:42:10,096 --> 00:42:13,565
NO. NO. NO, NO, NO. HEY, NO! NO!
990
00:42:13,632 --> 00:42:15,467
THAT'S... MY DAD'S GONNA BE HOME
ANY MINUTE.
991
00:42:15,534 --> 00:42:16,668
HE'LL KILL ME IF HE KNOWS...
992
00:42:16,735 --> 00:42:18,436
WHAT... WHAT'D YOU SAY YOUR DAD
DID, AGAIN? '
993
00:42:18,503 --> 00:42:19,503
CAUSE HE'S GOT SOME STYLISH
CLOTHES.
994
00:42:19,570 --> 00:42:20,572
WHOA.
995
00:42:20,639 --> 00:42:22,307
LARRY, YOUR FATHER'S HOME.
996
00:42:22,374 --> 00:42:26,611
HEY, YOU. NO, NO, NO.
997
00:42:26,678 --> 00:42:27,679
FUCK YOU.
998
00:42:27,746 --> 00:42:31,616
NO. AH! OH.
999
00:42:31,683 --> 00:42:33,952
OH. OH. OH.
1000
00:42:37,622 --> 00:42:39,658
XIANGZHENG.
1001
00:42:39,725 --> 00:42:41,860
OH. LARRY DISRESPECTFUL.
1002
00:42:47,933 --> 00:42:49,401
HUH?
1003
00:42:49,468 --> 00:42:51,435
NO.
1004
00:43:57,902 --> 00:44:00,070
WHERE ARE YOU OFF TO LOOKING SO
GOOD?
1005
00:44:00,137 --> 00:44:02,140
AND I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU,
JOEY.
1006
00:44:02,207 --> 00:44:03,607
WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING HERE?
1007
00:44:03,674 --> 00:44:04,407
WHERE ARE WE GOING?
1008
00:44:04,475 --> 00:44:05,676
IT'S NOT EVEN FOUR YET.
1009
00:44:05,744 --> 00:44:06,310
YOU, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA TELL
YOUR LOVER, MAN?
1010
00:44:06,377 --> 00:44:08,879
LET GO OF ME.
1011
00:44:08,946 --> 00:44:11,515
I'M GOING TO PUNCH
YOU IN THE THROAT.
1012
00:44:13,584 --> 00:44:15,753
HI SHERRY. SO NICE TO BUMP
INTO YOU AGAIN.
1013
00:44:15,820 --> 00:44:18,388
WISH I COULD SAY THE SAME.
1014
00:44:18,454 --> 00:44:20,858
VICKI, THAT'S LARRY.
1015
00:44:20,925 --> 00:44:24,461
THAT'S THE GUY WITH THE COMPLEX
ASIAN NAME.
1016
00:44:24,528 --> 00:44:27,131
AND THIS IS SEXLESS MCGEE.
1017
00:44:27,198 --> 00:44:29,667
I JUST GO BY JOEY
THOUGH.
1018
00:44:29,733 --> 00:44:31,702
"I.Y.D."
1019
00:44:33,536 --> 00:44:34,139
CHECK IT.
1020
00:44:34,206 --> 00:44:34,705
IS SHE DRUNK?
1021
00:44:34,772 --> 00:44:36,740
AND, UH...
1022
00:44:36,807 --> 00:44:37,407
HUH?
1023
00:44:37,473 --> 00:44:40,845
AND I AM LARRY.
1024
00:44:40,911 --> 00:44:44,682
OH, THAT WENT DIFFERENTLY IN MY
HEAD.
1025
00:44:44,748 --> 00:44:46,549
YOU HURT?
1026
00:44:46,617 --> 00:44:49,453
HEY, I'M XIANGZHENG. I'M...
1027
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,421
...A FRIEND OF THEIRS.
1028
00:44:51,487 --> 00:44:52,589
HEY.
1029
00:44:52,655 --> 00:44:53,357
WHOA.
1030
00:44:53,424 --> 00:44:55,659
SHE'S GONNA TAKE HIM OUT.
1031
00:44:55,726 --> 00:44:56,861
WHOA, WHAT THE...
1032
00:44:56,927 --> 00:44:58,662
OH, THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
1033
00:44:58,729 --> 00:44:59,697
IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN.
1034
00:44:59,763 --> 00:45:01,098
"W.Y.R.N."
1035
00:45:01,165 --> 00:45:01,999
WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GOING?
1036
00:45:02,066 --> 00:45:03,168
I DON'T KNOW THAT THAT MEANS.
1037
00:45:03,235 --> 00:45:04,869
WHAT WAS THAT PLACE WE WERE
GOING TO?
1038
00:45:04,935 --> 00:45:06,870
I CAN'T RE-
1039
00:45:06,936 --> 00:45:07,805
OH, NO.
1040
00:45:07,872 --> 00:45:10,773
I GOT IT! I... THE BAR, BITCHES.
1041
00:45:10,841 --> 00:45:12,008
HOW YOU GONNA GET IN?
1042
00:45:12,075 --> 00:45:13,510
WE JUST SO HAPPEN TO HOLD TWO
PIECES OF "I.D."
1043
00:45:13,577 --> 00:45:17,181
THAT SAY WE ARE THE PROPER
AGE TO CONSUME ALCOHOL.
1044
00:45:17,249 --> 00:45:21,484
UH-HUH. YEAH, CAN I SEE THIS
HIGH QUALITY IDENTIFICATION?
1045
00:45:21,551 --> 00:45:23,553
HELL NO, BITCH.
1046
00:45:23,621 --> 00:45:25,722
YEAH?
1047
00:45:25,788 --> 00:45:29,026
IF YOU CALL ME A BITCH AGAIN, I'M GONNA THUMP
YOU ON THE HEAD WITH THE FIRST THING I GRAB.
1048
00:45:29,093 --> 00:45:30,361
YOU WANNA GO FOR A DRINK?
1049
00:45:30,426 --> 00:45:33,197
I LIVE JUST OVER HERE AND MY
PARENTS ARE "AWOL".
1050
00:45:33,264 --> 00:45:33,796
VICKI.
1051
00:45:33,864 --> 00:45:35,598
WE'LL TALK IT O-
1052
00:45:35,665 --> 00:45:36,800
IT MIGHT BE
DOABLE.
1053
00:45:36,867 --> 00:45:39,402
YEAH, I'M... I'M... I'M IN.
1054
00:45:42,705 --> 00:45:43,940
DO YOU WANNA KEEP FIGHTING?
1055
00:45:44,007 --> 00:45:45,608
DO YOU?
1056
00:45:45,675 --> 00:45:47,011
YEAH, I DO.
LET'S FIGHT.
1057
00:45:47,077 --> 00:45:47,845
OKAY. COME ON.
1058
00:45:47,912 --> 00:45:49,512
OH, IT'S OKAY.
COME ON.
1059
00:45:49,579 --> 00:45:50,246
DON'T HURT YOURSELF.
1060
00:45:50,313 --> 00:45:51,181
DON'T HURT YOURSELF.
1061
00:45:51,248 --> 00:45:55,485
OH. OH. TIME OUT, SHERRY. GEEZ.
1062
00:45:55,552 --> 00:46:00,791
OW. OH.
1063
00:46:00,858 --> 00:46:01,724
NO, SHERRY.
1064
00:46:01,791 --> 00:46:02,625
I SAID TIME OUT.
1065
00:46:02,692 --> 00:46:03,960
YOU'RE CRAZY.
1066
00:46:04,027 --> 00:46:06,963
NO.
1067
00:46:07,031 --> 00:46:08,631
WHY ARE YOU SUCH A PERVERT,
JOEY?
1068
00:46:08,698 --> 00:46:09,666
YOU ARE. UGH.
1069
00:46:09,732 --> 00:46:11,768
GOOD ONE.
1070
00:46:13,736 --> 00:46:18,708
AW. AH. OH.
1071
00:46:19,609 --> 00:46:21,611
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
1072
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:25,182
THANK YOU.
1073
00:46:25,249 --> 00:46:26,816
WHY DO I GET THE YELLOW SHOT?
1074
00:46:26,883 --> 00:46:29,585
TO A DRINK BEFORE THE BAR.
1075
00:46:29,652 --> 00:46:31,587
THAT'S A GOOD TOAST.
1076
00:46:31,654 --> 00:46:34,791
DRINKING TO TOAST DRINKING
BEFORE GOING TO A PLACE TO DRINK.
1077
00:46:34,857 --> 00:46:36,859
CHEERS.
1078
00:46:38,227 --> 00:46:38,661
MM.
1079
00:46:41,731 --> 00:46:42,564
AH! HA.
1080
00:46:43,900 --> 00:46:45,201
YOU KNOW, VICKI, THERE IS A
SCIENCE TO THIS.
1081
00:46:45,268 --> 00:46:48,571
IT'S CALLED MIXOLOGY.
1082
00:46:48,638 --> 00:46:50,540
YOU MADE THAT ONE UP.
1083
00:46:54,978 --> 00:46:57,213
YES, SIR.
1084
00:47:01,985 --> 00:47:03,220
THERE YOU ARE, GOOD SIR.
1085
00:47:03,287 --> 00:47:04,787
YOUR SHOTS ARE PREPARED.
1086
00:47:04,854 --> 00:47:05,554
ARE YOU...
1087
00:47:05,620 --> 00:47:07,023
CAN I DO THAT FOR YOU?
1088
00:47:07,090 --> 00:47:08,591
NO.
1089
00:47:20,103 --> 00:47:20,802
ALRIGHT.
1090
00:47:20,869 --> 00:47:23,172
AND A TOUCH OF FLAME.
1091
00:47:23,239 --> 00:47:25,774
WOW.
1092
00:47:25,841 --> 00:47:27,610
OOO.
1093
00:47:33,182 --> 00:47:33,715
TO THE BAR?
1094
00:47:33,782 --> 00:47:35,617
TO THE BAR.
1095
00:47:41,257 --> 00:47:42,358
THAT'S TASTY.
1096
00:47:42,425 --> 00:47:43,658
I DON'T THINK THE FIRST SHOTS...
1097
00:47:43,725 --> 00:47:45,928
BURN.
1098
00:47:45,995 --> 00:47:47,796
TO THE BAR.
1099
00:47:49,232 --> 00:47:50,800
OH, THAT IS PRETTY GOOD.
1100
00:47:50,867 --> 00:47:53,236
WELL-DONE, GOOD SIR.
1101
00:47:53,302 --> 00:47:54,102
DON'T WORRY.
1102
00:47:54,169 --> 00:47:56,305
I DON'T KNOCK BITCHES DOWN.
1103
00:47:56,372 --> 00:47:58,374
JUST UP. AH! AH!
1104
00:47:58,441 --> 00:48:00,108
WHOA.
1105
00:48:00,176 --> 00:48:00,743
OH! LARRY!
1106
00:48:00,810 --> 00:48:01,277
GIVE ME THIS.
1107
00:48:01,344 --> 00:48:02,378
OH GOD.
1108
00:48:02,445 --> 00:48:04,246
LARRY! LARRY! LARRY, LARRY.
LARRY.
1109
00:48:04,312 --> 00:48:04,813
OH.
1110
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:05,547
OH MY GOD.
1111
00:48:05,614 --> 00:48:06,782
WAS THAT NECESSARY?
1112
00:48:06,848 --> 00:48:07,883
UH, YEAH.
1113
00:48:07,949 --> 00:48:09,084
YOU... I THINK YOU JUST SAVED HIS
LIFE.
1114
00:48:09,151 --> 00:48:10,719
GOD, VICKI.
WHY WOULD YOU HAND ME THAT?
1115
00:48:10,786 --> 00:48:11,920
WHAT?
1116
00:48:11,987 --> 00:48:13,155
LARRY. LARRY.
1117
00:48:13,221 --> 00:48:13,655
I'M NOT INVOLVED.
1118
00:48:13,722 --> 00:48:14,891
LARRY.
1119
00:48:14,957 --> 00:48:16,159
IS HE ALIVE?
1120
00:48:16,225 --> 00:48:17,293
I CAN'T GO TO JAIL.
1121
00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:19,328
NO, HE'S OKAY.
1122
00:48:19,395 --> 00:48:23,198
IT'S OKAY. HE'S... WELL, HE'S... HE'S GOT A
LITTLE BUMP ON THE HEAD AND NOTHING SERIOUS.
1123
00:48:23,265 --> 00:48:27,836
HE'S FINE. WHAT WOULD LARRY DO?
1124
00:48:27,903 --> 00:48:29,005
AND ONE FOR YOU.
1125
00:48:29,072 --> 00:48:30,373
THIS IS AWESOME.
1126
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:31,407
AND ONE FOR ME.
1127
00:48:31,474 --> 00:48:32,674
AND ONE FOR YOU.
1128
00:48:32,741 --> 00:48:34,310
COME ON.
1129
00:48:34,377 --> 00:48:37,045
AND ONE FOR YOU.
1130
00:48:37,112 --> 00:48:39,648
HURRY. HE'S GONNA WAKE UP.
1131
00:48:39,714 --> 00:48:41,049
I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO THIS,
GUYS.
1132
00:48:41,116 --> 00:48:42,384
YOU MIND IF I JUST WATCH?
1133
00:48:42,451 --> 00:48:45,087
WATCH AWAY, GOOD BUDDY.
1134
00:48:45,153 --> 00:48:48,623
BUT I'M NOT GONNA LET MY FRIEND GO TO THE TITTY BAR FOR
THE FIRST TIME LOOKING LIKE HE JUST BLEW THE HUMAN TORCH.
1135
00:48:53,296 --> 00:48:57,399
WHAT THE HELL?
1136
00:48:57,466 --> 00:49:03,071
WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING STANDING
AROUND HERE?
1137
00:49:03,138 --> 00:49:06,907
LET'S DANCE, HUH? WOO.
1138
00:49:34,102 --> 00:49:36,405
YO.
1139
00:49:36,472 --> 00:49:37,439
YO.
1140
00:49:37,506 --> 00:49:39,374
CAN YOU TELL HIM HE CAN'T COME
IN?
1141
00:49:39,441 --> 00:49:41,209
GOT IT.
1142
00:49:41,276 --> 00:49:41,710
YO.
1143
00:49:41,776 --> 00:49:42,844
YO, DUDE.
1144
00:49:42,911 --> 00:49:43,612
WHAT THE HELL?
1145
00:49:43,677 --> 00:49:44,379
OU CAN'T BE HERE, MAN.
1146
00:49:44,446 --> 00:49:45,312
I NEED TO KNOW WHAT'S UP.
1147
00:49:45,380 --> 00:49:46,882
OH.
1148
00:49:46,948 --> 00:49:49,317
NO! HEY! I NEED TO KNOW WHAT'S
UP. WHAT'S UP?
1149
00:49:49,384 --> 00:49:51,486
YO.
1150
00:49:51,553 --> 00:49:54,188
YO.
1151
00:49:54,255 --> 00:49:57,925
YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE TO WORRY
THAT GIRLS DON'T WANNA SLEEP WITH YOU.
1152
00:49:57,992 --> 00:50:01,096
I'M PRETTY SURE LARRY'S
ATTRACTED TO YOU.
1153
00:50:01,163 --> 00:50:02,397
YOU KNOW, SHERRY.
1154
00:50:02,464 --> 00:50:03,532
YOU DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TO PUSH MY
BUTTONS.
1155
00:50:03,598 --> 00:50:06,268
I'M NOT TRYING TO PUSH YOUR
BUTTONS.
1156
00:50:06,334 --> 00:50:07,469
I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU.
1157
00:50:07,536 --> 00:50:08,503
YEAH, RIGHT.
1158
00:50:08,570 --> 00:50:09,270
BUT THAT'S WHAT YOU DO, ISN'T
IT?
1159
00:50:09,336 --> 00:50:13,407
YOU'RE A MIXER UPPER.
1160
00:50:15,443 --> 00:50:17,279
NO, NO!
1161
00:50:26,521 --> 00:50:29,690
OH. WHAT THE HELL?
1162
00:50:33,460 --> 00:50:34,762
OH.
1163
00:50:39,067 --> 00:50:41,302
I COULD TEACH YOU WHAT GIRLS
LIKE.
1164
00:50:41,368 --> 00:50:43,471
WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT
GIRLS?
1165
00:50:43,538 --> 00:50:45,005
I AM A GIRL, JOEY.
1166
00:50:45,072 --> 00:50:47,942
YEAH, RIGHT.
1167
00:50:48,009 --> 00:50:49,411
NO.
1168
00:50:49,477 --> 00:50:51,178
I'M NOT A SEAFOOD GUY, SHERRY.
1169
00:50:51,245 --> 00:50:53,348
I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU WOULD'VE PICKED
THAT UP OVER THE PAST FIFTEEN YEARS.
1170
00:50:53,415 --> 00:50:55,783
SHUT UP AND TRY IT.
1171
00:50:55,849 --> 00:50:56,617
LICK IT.
1172
00:51:00,421 --> 00:51:03,391
STICK IT IN.
1173
00:51:14,034 --> 00:51:18,105
THAT'S ACTUALLY REALLY
GOOD.
1174
00:51:18,172 --> 00:51:22,009
THANKS.
1175
00:51:22,076 --> 00:51:26,381
SO WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SNEAK INTO
THE BAR SO BADLY.
1176
00:51:26,448 --> 00:51:36,890
I'M... SOME HOT CHICK ASKED ME TO
MEET HER THERE AT NINE THIRTY.
1177
00:51:36,957 --> 00:51:38,425
AS IF.
1178
00:51:38,492 --> 00:51:42,062
FUCK OFF.
I'M SERIOUS.
1179
00:51:43,497 --> 00:51:48,835
WOO. ARE YOU ALL READY
FOR YOUR BIG DATE, STUD?
1180
00:51:48,901 --> 00:51:50,771
I THINK SO.
1181
00:51:58,212 --> 00:52:04,183
UM, ACTUALLY, NOT
QUITE.
1182
00:52:10,424 --> 00:52:12,125
YO.
1183
00:52:12,192 --> 00:52:16,096
YO.
1184
00:52:39,019 --> 00:52:40,887
FUCK.
1185
00:53:03,577 --> 00:53:08,515
CUT STRIP INTO DESIRED
SIZE AND SHAPE.
1186
00:53:38,778 --> 00:53:42,148
SO, WHAT'S HER NAME?
1187
00:53:42,215 --> 00:53:44,584
CAN'T BE EXPECTED TO REMEMBER
ALL THE NAMES, SHERRY.
1188
00:53:44,650 --> 00:53:48,554
GOT QUITE A FEW ON THE GO.
1189
00:53:50,256 --> 00:53:52,492
LARRY, IF YOU DON'T TELL ME.
1190
00:53:52,558 --> 00:53:54,460
OH MY...
1191
00:53:54,527 --> 00:53:56,195
I'M KIDDING.
1192
00:53:56,262 --> 00:53:57,130
HOLY.
1193
00:53:57,196 --> 00:53:58,531
WHY THE HELL WAS THAT SO SCARY?
1194
00:53:58,598 --> 00:54:00,500
WHAT THE HELL'S IN THIS SHIT?
1195
00:54:09,676 --> 00:54:11,644
OKAY.
1196
00:54:17,115 --> 00:54:21,687
ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN'T FIND ONE LITTLE
NAME IN THAT THICK NOGGIN OF YOURS?
1197
00:54:21,754 --> 00:54:24,490
THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF IN THIS
THICK NOGGIN.
1198
00:54:24,557 --> 00:54:26,559
OR I MIGHT... OR I MIGHT NOT
KNOW.
1199
00:54:26,626 --> 00:54:28,460
OR I MIGHT NOT KNOW.
1200
00:54:28,527 --> 00:54:30,496
ARE YOU LYING TO ME, LARRY?
1201
00:54:30,563 --> 00:54:32,330
NOT NOW.
1202
00:54:32,397 --> 00:54:33,433
BEFORE.
1203
00:54:33,499 --> 00:54:36,101
SOMETIMES I LIKE, OKAY.
1204
00:54:36,168 --> 00:54:37,569
I'M NOT PROUD OF IT. OKAY?
1205
00:54:37,636 --> 00:54:38,571
NO! NO! OKAY.
1206
00:54:38,638 --> 00:54:39,739
THERE'S... THERE'S NOT ANOTHER
GIRL.
1207
00:54:39,806 --> 00:54:41,607
THERE'S NOT A... THERE'S NOT
ANOTHER GIRL.
1208
00:54:45,845 --> 00:54:56,121
NO PAIN, NO
GAIN. AH! AH! AH!
1209
00:54:56,121 --> 00:55:03,529
NO PAIN, NO
GAIN. AH! AH! AH!
1210
00:55:03,596 --> 00:55:05,096
WHAT'S UP, YO?
1211
00:55:05,163 --> 00:55:06,798
AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE HIS
FRIENDS?
1212
00:55:06,865 --> 00:55:08,534
YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT HE DOES.
1213
00:55:08,601 --> 00:55:10,469
WELL ACTUALLY I BARELY KNOW THE
GUY.
1214
00:55:10,535 --> 00:55:13,338
WE KINDA JUST STARTED HANGING
OUT THIS MORNING.
1215
00:55:13,405 --> 00:55:17,543
WHAT IF IT'S LIKE WHEN THAT FRENCH CHICK
ASKED HIM TO COME OVER AND PET HER BEAVER.
1216
00:55:17,610 --> 00:55:20,212
IT'S NOT LIKE THAT TIME.
1217
00:55:20,879 --> 00:55:21,914
AH.
1218
00:55:21,980 --> 00:55:24,382
AND SERIOUSLY, WHO RAISES
BEAVERS?
1219
00:55:24,449 --> 00:55:26,116
WHERE'S THE DEMAND THERE?
1220
00:55:26,184 --> 00:55:28,653
REMEMBER WHEN YOUR HOME EC PARTNER
ASKED YOU OVER TO STUFF CLAM?
1221
00:55:28,720 --> 00:55:29,521
YEAH.
1222
00:55:29,588 --> 00:55:30,689
DELICIOUS.
1223
00:55:30,755 --> 00:55:33,592
HOW 'BOUT HIS FACE WHEN... WHEN
HE TOLD US, UH,
1224
00:55:33,658 --> 00:55:37,329
"HER DAD IS ACTUALLY A SEAFOOD
CHEF."
1225
00:55:37,395 --> 00:55:43,335
HOW 'BOUT THE TIME, UH, HE, UH,
HE MOTOR BOATED THE NURSING MOTHER.
1226
00:55:43,401 --> 00:55:45,336
HOW COULD THAT HAPPEN?
1227
00:55:45,404 --> 00:55:48,173
WELL SHE'S JUST SITTING THERE AND THEN SHE SMILES
AT ME AND PULLS OUT THESE BIG OLD TITTIES.
1228
00:55:48,240 --> 00:55:51,076
LIKE WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO
THINK?
1229
00:55:51,142 --> 00:55:53,545
AND YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE THE BABY,
IT'S SO SMALL.
1230
00:55:53,612 --> 00:55:54,613
AND WHATEVER.
1231
00:55:54,679 --> 00:55:56,181
IT'S NOT LIKE THAT TIME,
ANYWAYS.
1232
00:55:56,248 --> 00:55:57,482
I'M NOT THAT GUY ANYMORE.
1233
00:55:57,549 --> 00:55:58,850
I'M AT THE TOP OF MY GAME.
1234
00:55:58,917 --> 00:56:01,620
YO, YOU GOT, UH, YOU GOT
SOMETHING ON YOUR PANTS THERE.
1235
00:56:01,686 --> 00:56:03,588
WHAT? OH.
1236
00:56:03,655 --> 00:56:05,825
OH, IT'S LIKE RIGHT IN THE
MIDDLE OF YOUR CROTCH.
1237
00:56:05,892 --> 00:56:07,359
WHERE?
1238
00:56:07,425 --> 00:56:08,560
ALRIGHT.
1239
00:56:08,627 --> 00:56:09,026
IT LOOKS LIKE A... OH, A FLICKY,
FLICKY.
1240
00:56:09,093 --> 00:56:10,695
OH, GOD.
1241
00:56:10,762 --> 00:56:13,498
OH. OH.
1242
00:56:13,565 --> 00:56:15,066
WE GOTTA ROLL.
1243
00:56:15,133 --> 00:56:17,536
OH, ACTUALLY, I DON'T THINK MY
NIGHT CAN GET ANY MORE LUCKIER.
1244
00:56:17,602 --> 00:56:18,637
SO I'M JUST GONNA...
1245
00:56:18,703 --> 00:56:23,274
I'M JUST GONNA HANG. POW.
1246
00:56:23,340 --> 00:56:25,410
HAVE FUN AT THE BAR.
1247
00:56:25,477 --> 00:56:26,478
YOU GUYS COOL?
1248
00:56:26,545 --> 00:56:27,546
NEED ANYTHING?
1249
00:56:27,612 --> 00:56:34,252
OH. THANKS FOR THE DRINKS AND
STUFF.
1250
00:56:34,319 --> 00:56:35,520
WILL I SEE YOU LATER?
1251
00:56:35,587 --> 00:56:39,791
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?
1252
00:56:47,331 --> 00:56:48,667
LET'S GO, GOOD FRIEND.
1253
00:56:48,733 --> 00:56:49,768
NO. LEAVE ME ALONE.
1254
00:56:49,834 --> 00:56:53,204
MAN, THAT'S MEAN.
1255
00:56:54,539 --> 00:56:55,707
WE'RE OFF TO THE BAR!
1256
00:56:55,774 --> 00:56:58,643
SERIOUSLY, LEAVE ME ALONE.
1257
00:57:00,611 --> 00:57:02,581
HELL, NO. YOU NEVER GET IN HERE.
1258
00:57:02,647 --> 00:57:03,582
THANK YOU.
1259
00:57:03,648 --> 00:57:04,749
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
1260
00:57:04,816 --> 00:57:06,417
COME ON.
1261
00:57:06,483 --> 00:57:07,319
YO, BACK OF THE LINE.
1262
00:57:07,385 --> 00:57:09,721
MY... MY GIRLFRIEND'S IN THERE.
1263
00:57:09,788 --> 00:57:12,122
YOU GOT YOUR "I.D.", MAN.
1264
00:57:13,558 --> 00:57:16,293
MAY I SEE SOME IDENTIFICATION,
PLEASE?
1265
00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:17,963
OH, YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
1266
00:57:18,029 --> 00:57:23,567
UM, SHIFTY. I'M... I... SHIFTY FROM
THE KITCHEN IS... UH, I'M HIS NEIGHBOR.
1267
00:57:23,634 --> 00:57:25,369
WHO, THE WHAT?
1268
00:57:25,436 --> 00:57:26,203
HONG?
1269
00:57:26,271 --> 00:57:27,504
WHAT THE HELL YOU CALL ME?
1270
00:57:27,572 --> 00:57:31,208
NOTHING. I'M SORRY. UM, NOTHING.
1271
00:57:31,275 --> 00:57:35,613
UM, MY FRIEND HERE, HE'S
RETARDED.
1272
00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:38,682
AND, YOU KNOW, HE'S NEVER BEEN
TO THE TITTY BAR.
1273
00:57:38,749 --> 00:57:40,752
AND HE DOESN'T HAVE MUCH TIME
LEFT.
1274
00:57:40,819 --> 00:57:42,586
COULD YOU JUST PLEASE LET US IN.
1275
00:57:42,653 --> 00:57:48,592
WE'D LIKE TO COME INSIDE
ESTABLISH... YOUR ESTABLISHMENT.
1276
00:57:48,659 --> 00:57:50,461
MM. GOOD JOB, LARRY. GOOD JOB.
1277
00:57:50,528 --> 00:57:52,463
YOU KIDS, UH, UNDER AGED KIDS?
1278
00:57:52,529 --> 00:57:53,831
OH, NO. NO, SIR.
1279
00:57:53,897 --> 00:57:58,202
RUN. RUN. RUN FOR OUR LIFE!
1280
00:57:58,268 --> 00:58:00,671
COME ON. COME ON. COME ON. COME
ON.
1281
00:58:00,739 --> 00:58:03,340
WHY ARE YOU SO SCARED OF ME?
1282
00:58:03,407 --> 00:58:05,609
HEY, YOU CRY LIKE A BIG CHICKEN.
1283
00:58:05,676 --> 00:58:09,814
YOU RUN AWAY. CA-CA-CA-CA-CA.
CA-CA-CA-CA-CA.
1284
00:58:09,881 --> 00:58:11,582
LIKE A BIG CHICKEN.
1285
00:58:11,649 --> 00:58:17,488
HONG. YOU GOTTA LET US IN, DUDE.
1286
00:58:17,554 --> 00:58:19,556
THESE "I.D." 'S SO GOOD.
1287
00:58:19,623 --> 00:58:21,558
THEY EVEN FOOL ME.
1288
00:58:21,625 --> 00:58:24,461
WELL WE GOT 'EM FROM
THE BEST.
1289
00:58:24,528 --> 00:58:26,430
YEAH, YOU'RE SO HANDSOME.
1290
00:58:26,497 --> 00:58:27,698
SO CUTE.
1291
00:58:27,765 --> 00:58:28,331
STOP.
1292
00:58:28,398 --> 00:58:28,967
SO BEAUTIFUL.
1293
00:58:29,034 --> 00:58:29,733
LOOK AT THIS.
1294
00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:30,634
SO CUTE.
STOP.
1295
00:58:30,701 --> 00:58:32,301
I LOVE IT.
I LOVE THIS.
1296
00:58:32,368 --> 00:58:33,537
HONG. PLEASE.
1297
00:58:33,604 --> 00:58:35,539
PLEASE STOP.
1298
00:58:37,875 --> 00:58:39,243
OKAY.
1299
00:58:39,309 --> 00:58:40,477
YEAH?
1300
00:58:44,548 --> 00:58:45,549
GO INSIDE.
1301
00:58:45,616 --> 00:58:46,449
YOU HAVE FUN, OKAY?
1302
00:58:46,516 --> 00:58:47,483
THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
1303
00:58:54,692 --> 00:58:56,859
HEY, LARRY.
1304
00:58:57,628 --> 00:58:59,630
LARRY?
1305
00:58:59,697 --> 00:59:00,530
COME ON, MAN.
1306
00:59:00,596 --> 00:59:01,898
BRING IT IN.
1307
00:59:05,936 --> 00:59:09,539
NO! NO! GO INSIDE!
1308
00:59:26,957 --> 00:59:27,658
EXCUSE ME.
1309
00:59:27,725 --> 00:59:32,361
I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
1310
00:59:32,428 --> 00:59:34,764
GEEZ. JUST... IT'S REALLY
CROWDED.
1311
00:59:34,831 --> 00:59:37,233
I'M SORRY.
1312
00:59:40,471 --> 00:59:41,138
YO.
1313
00:59:41,205 --> 00:59:42,106
LINE STARTS IN THE BACK.
1314
00:59:42,172 --> 00:59:44,006
OH, I'M... I'M SUPPOSED TO SEE
HER.
1315
00:59:44,073 --> 00:59:45,476
YEAH, ME, TOO.
1316
00:59:45,542 --> 00:59:49,645
I'M GONNA GO FUCK HER ON HER
BREAK.
1317
00:59:49,712 --> 00:59:54,985
HI. SO, SIX "ZAMBOLT'S", THREE BEERS,
TWO SCOTCH ON THE ROCKS, AND YOU LOOK HOT.
1318
00:59:55,052 --> 00:59:56,385
CAN YOU REPEAT THAT?
1319
00:59:56,452 --> 00:59:57,887
I SAID YOU LOOK HOT.
1320
00:59:57,954 --> 00:59:59,556
NO, I GOT THAT PART.
1321
00:59:59,623 --> 01:00:01,390
WHO CARES WHAT YOU ORDERED.
1322
01:00:01,457 --> 01:00:02,959
HE JUST WANTS TO LOOK AT YOUR TITS
AND ASS WHILE YOU BRING IT TO HIM.
1323
01:00:03,025 --> 01:00:04,728
IS THAT JEALOUSY?
1324
01:00:04,795 --> 01:00:06,562
THAT'S A BIT DIFFERENT FROM
LUNCHTIME.
1325
01:00:06,629 --> 01:00:08,865
IF I SAW SOMEONE I WOULDA DONE
SOMETHING.
1326
01:00:08,931 --> 01:00:10,566
HOW COULD YOU SEE SOMEONE?
1327
01:00:10,633 --> 01:00:12,902
HE WAS JUST THROWING A SHOE AT
MY FACE.
1328
01:00:13,903 --> 01:00:15,105
LUCY?
1329
01:00:15,172 --> 01:00:17,507
JOEY.
1330
01:00:17,573 --> 01:00:18,074
HEY... WHOA.
1331
01:00:18,141 --> 01:00:19,042
COME HERE.
1332
01:00:19,109 --> 01:00:21,577
WHOA.
1333
01:00:25,015 --> 01:00:26,115
I BELIEVE YOU DRINK THESE.
1334
01:00:26,182 --> 01:00:28,751
YEAH.
1335
01:00:32,655 --> 01:00:39,129
YOU KNOW, YOU EVER FEEL LIKE YOU'RE
JUST NOT QUITE GETTING SOMETHING?
1336
01:00:39,196 --> 01:00:41,998
IT SEEMS LIKE A MISSING PART OF
MY MEMORY.
1337
01:00:42,064 --> 01:00:43,133
CAN YOU TELL ME SOMETHING?
1338
01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:45,501
NO.
1339
01:01:00,582 --> 01:01:01,616
I WILL NOT BREAK.
1340
01:01:01,683 --> 01:01:04,821
I WILL NOT BREAK!
1341
01:01:04,887 --> 01:01:08,925
I WILL NOT BREAK.
1342
01:01:10,026 --> 01:01:10,826
LARRY.
1343
01:01:10,892 --> 01:01:11,661
CAN YOU NOT FREAK OUT RIGHT NOW?
1344
01:01:11,727 --> 01:01:13,663
WHY? SO I CAN BE LIKE YOU?
1345
01:01:13,729 --> 01:01:16,065
JUST SNEAKING IN THE SHADOWS.
1346
01:01:16,132 --> 01:01:18,034
SNEAKING IN THE SHADOWS.
1347
01:01:18,100 --> 01:01:23,538
DOWN TIME IS PUSSY TIME.
1348
01:01:23,605 --> 01:01:24,873
YOU'RE CAUSING TOO MUCH
ATTENTION. LARRY.
1349
01:01:24,940 --> 01:01:27,643
HOW 'BOUT YOU? HOW 'BOUT YOU,
PAL?
1350
01:01:27,710 --> 01:01:28,743
YOU GOT... YOU GOT A WATCH?
1351
01:01:28,810 --> 01:01:31,013
I MEAN DOES I READ PUSSYTIME?
1352
01:01:31,080 --> 01:01:34,583
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE YOUR HAND OFF
MY...
1353
01:01:34,649 --> 01:01:40,021
MY FRIEND HERE.
1354
01:01:40,088 --> 01:01:42,124
'CAUSE HE CAN'T GET WITH THE
BARTENDER.
1355
01:01:42,191 --> 01:01:47,562
HE WANTS TO GET WITH THE
BARTENDER.
1356
01:01:47,629 --> 01:01:51,033
DID YOU... YOU HEAR THAT
PUSSYBOY?
1357
01:01:51,100 --> 01:01:52,168
IT'S TIME TO TAKE THIS SHIT
OVER.
1358
01:01:52,235 --> 01:01:54,603
YOU JUST GONNA LET HIM LAUGH AT
YOU?
1359
01:01:54,670 --> 01:01:55,972
I... I DON'T THINK HE'S LAUGHING
AT ME.
1360
01:01:56,038 --> 01:01:59,007
I SAID I DUBBED THIS LAND.
1361
01:01:59,074 --> 01:02:00,877
LARRYOPOLIS.
1362
01:02:00,943 --> 01:02:04,981
OH.
1363
01:02:05,047 --> 01:02:07,849
I'M GONNA GET US SOME MORE
CAESARS.
1364
01:02:07,916 --> 01:02:09,118
LEAVE.
1365
01:02:09,185 --> 01:02:09,986
LIKE ALWAYS.
1366
01:02:10,052 --> 01:02:10,886
NO!
1367
01:02:10,952 --> 01:02:11,586
CAUSING TROUBLE?
1368
01:02:11,653 --> 01:02:12,821
NO, SIR!
1369
01:02:17,626 --> 01:02:18,425
YOU MADE IT, MAN.
1370
01:02:18,492 --> 01:02:19,028
OH, GEEZ. SHIFTY, DON'T TOUCH...
1371
01:02:19,095 --> 01:02:19,929
HUG IT OUT.
1372
01:02:19,996 --> 01:02:20,595
...SHE'S RIGHT THERE.
1373
01:02:20,662 --> 01:02:21,396
DON'T TOUCH ME.
1374
01:02:21,463 --> 01:02:23,799
NO. NO, I DON'T HUG IT.
1375
01:02:23,866 --> 01:02:24,566
YOU.
1376
01:02:24,633 --> 01:02:25,600
NO.
1377
01:02:25,667 --> 01:02:27,736
WHY YOU GOTTA DO ME LIKE THIS,
MAN?
1378
01:02:27,802 --> 01:02:29,138
AFTER ALL MY SWEET HOOKUPS.
1379
01:02:29,205 --> 01:02:31,706
YOU DIDN'T HOOK UP SHIT. I CAN'T
EVEN GET CLOSE TO LUCY.
1380
01:02:31,773 --> 01:02:33,775
IT'S LIKE EVERY GUY IN THIS BAR
IS HERE TO SEE HER.
1381
01:02:33,842 --> 01:02:36,511
THEY ARE. YOU HAVE THE
ADVANTAGE.
1382
01:02:36,578 --> 01:02:38,080
HOW?
1383
01:02:38,147 --> 01:02:40,181
LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING,
SOMETHING ABOUT LUCY, LUCY.
1384
01:02:40,248 --> 01:02:41,716
NO. SHIFTY, I WANT... NO, DUDE.
1385
01:02:41,783 --> 01:02:43,085
COME ON.
1386
01:02:46,187 --> 01:02:48,490
LUCY WANTED ME TO GIVE
YOU A MESSAGE, MAN.
1387
01:02:48,556 --> 01:02:49,392
REALLY?
1388
01:02:49,457 --> 01:02:51,826
YEAH. SHE LIKES YOU JOEY BOY.
1389
01:02:51,893 --> 01:02:53,028
DON'T FUCK WITH ME, SHIFTY.
1390
01:02:53,094 --> 01:02:55,130
HEY, COME ON, NEIGHBOR.
WOULD I DO THAT?
1391
01:02:55,196 --> 01:02:57,099
NOW LISTEN UP.
1392
01:02:57,166 --> 01:03:00,902
IN ABOUT TWO MINUTES SHE'S GONNA LEAVE THAT
BAR AND SHE'S GONNA GO TO HER SEX ROOM.
1393
01:03:00,969 --> 01:03:02,604
OH.
1394
01:03:02,671 --> 01:03:04,538
SHE WANTS YOU TO GO AFTER HER.
1395
01:03:04,606 --> 01:03:05,206
SHE SAID ALL THAT?
1396
01:03:05,273 --> 01:03:06,573
YEAH.
1397
01:03:06,641 --> 01:03:08,944
BUT SHE DON'T WANT YOU TO
CHICKEN OUT THIS TIME, JOEY.
1398
01:03:09,010 --> 01:03:09,411
SHE DOESN'T?
1399
01:03:09,476 --> 01:03:10,245
NO.
1400
01:03:10,312 --> 01:03:11,513
YEAH.
1401
01:03:11,579 --> 01:03:12,281
YOU'RE GONNA FUCK HER.
WITH YOUR LITTLE DINKY.
1402
01:03:12,348 --> 01:03:13,348
YEAH.
YEAH. YEAH.
1403
01:03:13,415 --> 01:03:17,085
SHIFTY! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
DOING?
1404
01:03:17,152 --> 01:03:19,586
UH, I... I GOT HIM, MISTER BARON.
1405
01:03:19,653 --> 01:03:20,088
CODE "F".
1406
01:03:20,155 --> 01:03:20,654
CODE "F".
1407
01:03:20,721 --> 01:03:22,057
UNDERAGER.
1408
01:03:22,123 --> 01:03:23,024
AH! COME HERE.
1409
01:03:23,091 --> 01:03:24,658
AH! OH, I GOT HIM.
1410
01:03:24,725 --> 01:03:25,526
OH.
1411
01:03:25,592 --> 01:03:29,097
OH.
1412
01:03:37,705 --> 01:03:39,640
FUCK.
1413
01:03:47,015 --> 01:03:52,820
YOU GONNA DO IT OR WHAT, BUDDY?
1414
01:03:52,886 --> 01:03:57,992
YEAH. YEAH, I AM.
1415
01:04:13,674 --> 01:04:14,641
LUCY.
1416
01:05:00,821 --> 01:05:02,390
HEY, OLD BALLS.
1417
01:05:02,457 --> 01:05:05,725
HEY, HEY.
1418
01:05:05,792 --> 01:05:09,963
SSH. SSH. SSH, SSH.
1419
01:05:23,911 --> 01:05:24,877
LUCY.
1420
01:05:24,944 --> 01:05:26,146
OH.
1421
01:05:26,213 --> 01:05:27,214
HEY, UH. SORRY. I'M LOOKING FOR
MY DATE. AH! AH.
1422
01:05:31,486 --> 01:05:33,886
LUCY.
1423
01:05:33,953 --> 01:05:35,889
LUCY?
1424
01:05:35,956 --> 01:05:36,824
LUCY?
1425
01:05:36,890 --> 01:05:37,357
HEY.
1426
01:05:37,424 --> 01:05:37,858
OCCUPIED.
1427
01:05:37,925 --> 01:05:38,425
SORRY.
1428
01:05:38,492 --> 01:05:42,362
SO SO-EW.
1429
01:05:42,429 --> 01:05:42,963
LUCY?
1430
01:05:43,030 --> 01:05:44,198
WHO'S THERE?
1431
01:05:44,264 --> 01:05:45,432
UH, IT'S ME. JOEY.
1432
01:05:45,500 --> 01:05:46,366
WHAT?
1433
01:05:46,433 --> 01:05:47,201
WHAT, JOEY?
1434
01:05:47,267 --> 01:05:48,102
HEY.
1435
01:05:48,168 --> 01:05:50,904
JOEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1436
01:05:50,971 --> 01:05:55,042
YOU.
1437
01:05:55,109 --> 01:05:58,845
HEY. I REALLY SHOULDN'T.
1438
01:06:05,751 --> 01:06:07,120
OW.
1439
01:06:07,187 --> 01:06:08,087
WHOA.
1440
01:06:08,154 --> 01:06:09,890
WHAT?
1441
01:06:11,024 --> 01:06:16,363
OW. WHOA! GEEZ! FUCK!
WHOA!
1442
01:06:19,533 --> 01:06:21,368
LUCY!
1443
01:06:21,435 --> 01:06:22,468
WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME TO COME
HERE?
1444
01:06:22,536 --> 01:06:24,871
WHAT, SO YOU COULD JUST BREAK MY
HEART?
1445
01:06:24,937 --> 01:06:26,072
YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK YOU!
1446
01:06:26,139 --> 01:06:29,042
FUCK YOU!
1447
01:06:44,291 --> 01:06:46,392
YOU WANT THIS?
1448
01:06:47,427 --> 01:06:50,263
SHIT.
1449
01:06:57,870 --> 01:06:58,472
OH GOD.
1450
01:06:58,539 --> 01:07:00,072
COME HERE.
1451
01:07:00,139 --> 01:07:03,142
NO, NO, NO.
1452
01:07:24,263 --> 01:07:26,866
SO, UH, THAT'S THE EQUIPMENT
SHED.
1453
01:07:26,933 --> 01:07:31,337
YEAH, THAT'S THERE.
1454
01:07:31,404 --> 01:07:33,838
AREN'T YOU COMING?
1455
01:07:33,905 --> 01:07:34,906
LET'S GO UP THE BACK WAY.
1456
01:07:34,973 --> 01:07:38,477
NO.
1457
01:07:38,544 --> 01:07:40,046
WELL.
1458
01:07:45,451 --> 01:07:46,352
OH, THIS ISN'T FAIR.
1459
01:07:46,419 --> 01:07:47,520
GET BACK.
1460
01:07:47,587 --> 01:07:49,120
I GOT YOU.
1461
01:07:49,187 --> 01:07:50,990
WHAT THE-WHO?
1462
01:07:51,057 --> 01:07:53,259
THE UNDERAGE.
1463
01:07:53,326 --> 01:07:53,858
HELP ME.
1464
01:07:53,925 --> 01:07:54,695
HE'S CRAZY.
1465
01:07:54,760 --> 01:07:55,428
HE'S FUCKING... HE'S CRAZY.
1466
01:07:55,494 --> 01:07:56,028
HOW'S IT GOIN', MAN?
1467
01:07:56,095 --> 01:07:56,629
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
1468
01:07:56,696 --> 01:07:57,129
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
1469
01:07:57,196 --> 01:07:58,631
YOU, TOO.
1470
01:07:58,698 --> 01:07:59,566
WHAT?
1471
01:07:59,633 --> 01:08:01,500
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?
1472
01:08:01,567 --> 01:08:03,369
HE DROPPED HIS "I.D."
1473
01:08:03,436 --> 01:08:04,537
"I.D.", HUH?
1474
01:08:04,604 --> 01:08:05,870
I... I THINK THAT... THAT'S MINE.
1475
01:08:05,938 --> 01:08:07,473
AH!
1476
01:08:07,540 --> 01:08:08,874
I'M GONNA LET YOU ALL FIGURE
THIS OUT.
1477
01:08:08,941 --> 01:08:09,575
I GOTTA GO FINISH UP.
1478
01:08:09,642 --> 01:08:10,343
AH, COOL, MAN.
1479
01:08:10,409 --> 01:08:13,345
SAY HI TO LUCY FOR ME.
1480
01:08:13,411 --> 01:08:15,514
SHUT UP.
1481
01:08:15,581 --> 01:08:18,818
SO, MISTER WALD.
1482
01:08:18,884 --> 01:08:20,286
MISTER WALD.
1483
01:08:20,353 --> 01:08:21,387
YEAH?
1484
01:08:21,454 --> 01:08:23,422
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO HAVE A
LITTLE CHAT.
1485
01:08:23,489 --> 01:08:24,423
EAH?
1486
01:08:24,490 --> 01:08:25,358
JUST A LITTLE CHAT.
1487
01:08:25,424 --> 01:08:26,425
ABOUT... WHA-WHAT?
1488
01:08:42,907 --> 01:08:44,343
WE'RE GONNA GET THE COPS TO SORT
THIS OUT.
1489
01:08:44,410 --> 01:08:45,511
THE COPS?
1490
01:08:45,578 --> 01:08:47,446
DON'T CALL THE COPS ON HIM,
MISTER BARON.
1491
01:08:47,513 --> 01:08:48,614
EXCUSE ME?
1492
01:08:48,681 --> 01:08:51,082
I OWN THIS JOINT!
1493
01:08:51,149 --> 01:08:57,256
I BLEED INTO THIS ESTABLISHMENT SO THAT MY BENEVOLENT
PATRONS CAN HAVE A NICE, FUN, RELAXING TIME.
1494
01:08:57,323 --> 01:09:02,428
AND YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO COME IN HERE
AND TREAT IT LIKE YOUR OWN PERSONAL...
1495
01:09:02,495 --> 01:09:03,161
WHAT?
1496
01:09:03,228 --> 01:09:04,697
FUCKING PLAYGROUND.
1497
01:09:04,764 --> 01:09:07,899
NOW THAT, TO ME, IS YOU LOOKING
ME RIGHT IN THE FACE AND SAYING,
1498
01:09:07,966 --> 01:09:12,371
"WELL THAT'S A BIG FUCK YOU, MISTER
BARON, AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR."
1499
01:09:12,438 --> 01:09:14,639
IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?
1500
01:09:14,706 --> 01:09:15,340
NO.
1501
01:09:15,407 --> 01:09:17,242
BUT, MISTER BARON.
1502
01:09:17,309 --> 01:09:20,011
THE COPS, THEY'LL LOCK HIM UP
FOR THE NIGHT.
1503
01:09:20,078 --> 01:09:21,112
THAT'S... THAT'S FINE.
1504
01:09:21,179 --> 01:09:22,480
I DON'T MIND THAT.
1505
01:09:22,548 --> 01:09:24,015
I WOULD... I WOULD ACTUALLY ENJOY
SEEING THAT VERY MUCH.
1506
01:09:24,082 --> 01:09:25,484
BUT I'M A MINOR.
1507
01:09:25,551 --> 01:09:26,385
YEAH.
1508
01:09:26,452 --> 01:09:28,153
IN A BAR.
1509
01:09:28,219 --> 01:09:32,057
YOU'RE GONNA SPEND THE NEXT THREE
MONTHS IN JUVIE FOR THAT FAKE "I.D."
1510
01:09:32,123 --> 01:09:32,857
CALL THE COPS.
1511
01:09:32,924 --> 01:09:34,292
NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
1512
01:09:34,359 --> 01:09:37,962
THERE... THERE... THERE HAS TO BE
SOMETHING WE COULD DO.
1513
01:09:38,029 --> 01:09:41,232
I COULD MAYBE DO SOMETHING FOR
YOU?
1514
01:09:41,299 --> 01:09:44,936
OH, OH.
1515
01:09:45,003 --> 01:09:47,372
AND WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO?
1516
01:09:47,439 --> 01:09:53,977
UH, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
1517
01:10:09,594 --> 01:10:12,262
YOU JUST SIT RIGHT THERE AND
WAIT.
1518
01:10:23,742 --> 01:10:24,975
OH, I WANT THAT ONE!
1519
01:10:25,042 --> 01:10:27,712
I KNOW, RIGHT? I CAN TELL 'EM
IT'S A LIQUID BOMB.
1520
01:10:27,779 --> 01:10:31,148
AND THEY'RE TAKING IT ACROSS THE
STREET WHERE THE LIQUIDS MIX, BOOM.
1521
01:10:31,215 --> 01:10:32,182
AND IT'S JUST SO CUTE.
1522
01:10:32,249 --> 01:10:33,518
THEY DO THIS LITTLE PENGUIN
WALK.
1523
01:10:33,585 --> 01:10:35,085
I MEAN IT'S... OH, YES.
1524
01:10:35,152 --> 01:10:36,588
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY DO.
1525
01:10:38,690 --> 01:10:39,591
HUH?
1526
01:10:42,527 --> 01:10:48,666
AH. AH.
1527
01:10:48,733 --> 01:10:50,567
I'M GONNA KILL YOU.
1528
01:10:50,635 --> 01:10:51,201
I AM GON-
1529
01:10:51,268 --> 01:10:51,735
WAIT. NO, NO, NO.
1530
01:10:51,803 --> 01:10:52,504
PLEASE.
1531
01:10:52,570 --> 01:10:53,271
PLEASE DON'T KILL ME.
1532
01:10:53,338 --> 01:10:54,037
PLEASE DON'T KILL ME.
1533
01:10:54,104 --> 01:10:58,242
PLEASE DON'T KILL ME.
1534
01:10:58,309 --> 01:10:59,543
THIS IS THE GUY.
1535
01:10:59,611 --> 01:11:02,347
WE GO ALL THE WAY.
1536
01:11:02,414 --> 01:11:03,548
NO. NO. IT'S TOO MUCH.
1537
01:11:03,615 --> 01:11:05,015
NOBODY HOOPS THE TIN.
1538
01:11:05,082 --> 01:11:06,451
THEY ALWAYS CALL OUR BLUFF.
1539
01:11:06,518 --> 01:11:10,554
MAKE HIM WEAR THE HELMET.
1540
01:11:10,621 --> 01:11:12,424
HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A
BLUFF IS.
1541
01:11:12,490 --> 01:11:14,024
DIDN'T YOU SEE HOW TERRIFIED HE
LOOKED?
1542
01:11:14,091 --> 01:11:15,392
WELL, YEAH, HE'S SCARED.
1543
01:11:15,459 --> 01:11:17,161
BUT RAE'S RIGHT.
1544
01:11:17,227 --> 01:11:21,299
WE'VE GOT ONE SHOT AT THIS AND IF
HE CALLS OUR BLUFF THE JIG'S UP.
1545
01:11:21,366 --> 01:11:22,199
HE'LL DO IT.
1546
01:11:22,266 --> 01:11:24,268
IS THIS HOW YOU REPAY ME? HUH?
1547
01:11:24,334 --> 01:11:26,704
I'M SORRY.
1548
01:11:29,773 --> 01:11:32,342
HONG.
1549
01:11:32,409 --> 01:11:33,544
SETTLE.
1550
01:11:33,610 --> 01:11:34,411
SETTLE.
1551
01:11:40,250 --> 01:11:49,794
NOW, MISTER WALD, I WOULD LIKE NOTHING MORE THAN TO SEE
YOU GO TO JAIL BUT THESE GIRLS DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN.
1552
01:11:49,861 --> 01:11:51,028
HE'LL NEVER DO IT.
1553
01:11:51,094 --> 01:11:59,604
SSH. SSH. SO THAT MEANS
YOU'RE IN MY DEBT.
1554
01:11:59,671 --> 01:12:04,341
AND NOW YOU HAVE ONE OF TWO
OPTIONS TO GET OUT OF MY DEBT.
1555
01:12:04,408 --> 01:12:09,046
THIS TIN CONTAINS ITEMS FROM A
MAN WHO WAS SENT HERE TO KILL ME.
1556
01:12:09,112 --> 01:12:14,551
I WOULD LIKE YOU TO RETURN THIS TIN
TO THE MAN WHO HIRED HIM AS A MESSAGE.
1557
01:12:14,618 --> 01:12:18,255
IF YOU DO THAT, YOU ARE FREE
FROM YOUR DEBT.
1558
01:12:18,322 --> 01:12:19,556
REALLY?
1559
01:12:19,623 --> 01:12:20,424
MM-HMM.
1560
01:12:20,491 --> 01:12:22,158
WELL YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A DEAL.
1561
01:12:22,225 --> 01:12:25,562
ALL I HAVE TO DO IS TAKE THIS TIN
TO THIS GUY AND THEN I CAN GO FREE?
1562
01:12:25,629 --> 01:12:27,096
THEN YOU'RE FREE.
1563
01:12:27,163 --> 01:12:28,499
AND THEN I KILL YOU.
1564
01:12:28,565 --> 01:12:31,367
WHAT? NO DEAL IF HE KEEPS
THREATENING ME LIKE THAT.
1565
01:12:31,434 --> 01:12:33,370
HONG WILL NOT KILL YOU.
1566
01:12:33,437 --> 01:12:34,571
OH, YEAH, I WILL SO.
1567
01:12:34,638 --> 01:12:38,275
HONG.
1568
01:12:38,342 --> 01:12:40,477
I WILL PROBABLY NOT KILL YOU.
1569
01:12:40,544 --> 01:12:43,213
NO, BULLSHIT. I WANNA HEAR HIM
SAY IT PROPERLY.
1570
01:12:43,280 --> 01:12:45,749
HONG.
1571
01:12:45,816 --> 01:12:48,752
I WILL NOT KILL YOU.
1572
01:12:48,819 --> 01:12:50,821
SO WE'RE AGREED?
1573
01:12:50,888 --> 01:12:53,190
OKAY.
YOU GOT A DEAL.
1574
01:12:53,257 --> 01:12:55,424
YET.
1575
01:12:55,491 --> 01:12:57,494
SEE WHAT I DID THERE?
1576
01:12:57,561 --> 01:12:58,595
HONG TIED.
1577
01:12:58,662 --> 01:13:02,799
I TRICKED YOU.
1578
01:13:02,866 --> 01:13:08,539
NOW THERE ARE A FEW CERTAIN SECURITY
PROTOCOLS THAT MUST BE FOLLOWED.
1579
01:13:08,605 --> 01:13:13,610
AND JUST SO THAT THIS IS NOT FOUND,
YOU MUST CONCEAL IT IN YOUR RECTUM.
1580
01:13:13,677 --> 01:13:15,511
WHAT?
1581
01:13:15,578 --> 01:13:17,781
NO, THAT'S... THAT'S REALLY NOT
NECESSARY.
1582
01:13:17,848 --> 01:13:19,515
THESE ARE ALL FULLY FUNCTIONING
POCKETS.
1583
01:13:19,582 --> 01:13:21,250
I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR POCKETS.
1584
01:13:21,318 --> 01:13:25,656
WE NEED TO MAKE SURE THAT THIS IS
ABSOLUTELY, ONE HUNDRED PERCENT SECURE.
1585
01:13:25,722 --> 01:13:28,824
THE ONLY SECURE PLACE ON YOU IS
YOUR ANAL CAVITY.
1586
01:13:28,891 --> 01:13:30,894
THEN FUCK THAT.
WHAT'S OPTION "B"?
1587
01:13:30,961 --> 01:13:33,663
I TOLD YOU.
NO ONE HOOPS THE TIN.
1588
01:13:33,729 --> 01:13:36,867
OPTION "B" IS I GIVE YOU TO
HONG.
1589
01:13:36,934 --> 01:13:39,736
AND THEN I GO LOOKING FOR
ANOTHER TIN TO PUT YOUR SHIT IN.
1590
01:13:39,803 --> 01:13:41,404
OKAY?
1591
01:13:41,470 --> 01:13:48,678
HOW? WELL DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING
LIKE JUST A LITTLE MORE AERODYNAMIC?
1592
01:13:50,781 --> 01:13:52,315
NOPE.
1593
01:13:52,381 --> 01:13:53,716
WELL, TIME'S A WASTIN'.
1594
01:14:10,266 --> 01:14:14,537
HERE WE GO. OH. AH. AH.
AH. AH. OH. OH.
1595
01:14:14,604 --> 01:14:16,806
OH. AH. OH.
1596
01:14:16,872 --> 01:14:28,384
OH. YEAH. OH.
1597
01:14:30,720 --> 01:14:32,688
THIS WAS YOUR IDEA.
1598
01:14:32,755 --> 01:14:39,595
HO, HO, HO. HEE, HEE.
1599
01:14:42,331 --> 01:14:44,400
IT WENT RIGHT IN THERE.
1600
01:14:44,467 --> 01:14:46,568
THE WHOLE THING.
1601
01:14:47,336 --> 01:14:50,538
OW.
1602
01:15:00,548 --> 01:15:01,751
UH, YAH.
1603
01:15:08,624 --> 01:15:15,798
SO, UH, WHAT'S, UH, WHAT'S THE
ADDRESS AGAIN? PLEASE.
1604
01:15:20,936 --> 01:15:22,705
UH.
1605
01:15:22,772 --> 01:15:26,509
NOW WHEN YOU GET TO THE PLACE YOU'LL
WANNA GO TO THE BATHROOM JUST...
1606
01:15:26,575 --> 01:15:27,943
JUST PUT IT ON TOP OF THE
TOILET TANK.
1607
01:15:28,010 --> 01:15:29,411
THAT'S IT.
1608
01:15:29,477 --> 01:15:31,312
OKAY.
1609
01:15:31,379 --> 01:15:32,948
AH.
1610
01:15:33,015 --> 01:15:35,316
YOU'RE HOLE JUST SWALLOWED THE
WHOLE THING.
1611
01:15:35,384 --> 01:15:36,952
JUST WENT RIGHT UP THERE.
1612
01:15:37,019 --> 01:15:38,887
NO RESISTANCE.
1613
01:15:38,953 --> 01:15:41,757
LIKE IT HAD A HOME FOR IT.
1614
01:15:43,858 --> 01:15:44,827
OH.
1615
01:15:44,894 --> 01:15:50,365
OH MY GOD.
1616
01:15:50,432 --> 01:15:52,267
DID YOU HEAR HIS ASS?
1617
01:15:52,333 --> 01:15:53,635
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE DID IT.
1618
01:15:53,702 --> 01:15:54,537
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU PUT IN
THERE?
1619
01:15:54,603 --> 01:15:55,270
I DON'T KNOW.
1620
01:15:55,336 --> 01:15:56,005
A COUPLE BATTERIES.
1621
01:15:56,072 --> 01:15:56,771
SOME POCKET CHANGE.
1622
01:15:56,838 --> 01:15:58,305
MAYBE SOME THUMBTACKS.
1623
01:15:58,373 --> 01:15:59,474
I CAN'T REMEMBER.
1624
01:15:59,541 --> 01:16:00,475
OH MY GOD.
1625
01:16:00,542 --> 01:16:02,477
DO-DOES THE LID STAY ON VERY
WELL?
1626
01:16:02,544 --> 01:16:03,612
NO.
1627
01:16:03,679 --> 01:16:05,747
OH.
1628
01:16:11,619 --> 01:16:15,356
ARE YOU RETARDED, LITTLE PIG
FACE?
1629
01:16:18,426 --> 01:16:19,627
I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT.
1630
01:16:19,694 --> 01:16:21,463
OOO, YOU'RE SO SMART.
1631
01:16:21,529 --> 01:16:23,698
LOOK AT THE BIG BRAIN ON JOE.
1632
01:16:23,765 --> 01:16:27,001
YOU SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW THERE'S
NO HOUSE TO GO TO?
1633
01:16:27,068 --> 01:16:27,970
WHAT'S THIS?
1634
01:16:28,037 --> 01:16:29,838
THAT'S A PIECE OF PAPER.
1635
01:16:29,904 --> 01:16:31,740
T'S A JOKE, JOE.
1636
01:16:31,806 --> 01:16:33,908
WE PLAY JOKES ON MINORS WHEN WE
CATCH 'EM.
1637
01:16:33,975 --> 01:16:35,210
HELP SCARE 'EM OFF.
1638
01:16:35,275 --> 01:16:38,580
BUT NO ONE HAS EVER
HOOPED A TIN BEFORE, DUDE.
1639
01:16:38,646 --> 01:16:40,014
THAT IS SO RIGHTEOUS.
1640
01:16:40,081 --> 01:16:40,882
I HAVE TO USE YOUR WASHROOM.
1641
01:16:40,949 --> 01:16:42,417
OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, JOE.
1642
01:16:42,484 --> 01:16:44,619
ABSOLUTELY NO MINORS ALLOWED.
1643
01:16:44,686 --> 01:16:46,520
YOU GOTTA GO, JOE.
1644
01:16:46,587 --> 01:16:53,628
OW. AH. AH. OH.
1645
01:16:55,063 --> 01:16:59,466
THIS IS SOME BOMB SHIT, YO.
1646
01:17:06,108 --> 01:17:07,876
HOW'S IT GOIN', JOEY?
1647
01:17:07,942 --> 01:17:09,576
HOW YOU FEELIN'?
1648
01:17:09,643 --> 01:17:10,812
IS YOUR ASS SORE?
1649
01:17:10,879 --> 01:17:11,980
WHY?
1650
01:17:12,046 --> 01:17:13,280
CAUSE I JUST FUCKED YOU.
THAT'S WHY.
1651
01:17:13,347 --> 01:17:17,986
UM, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT, SHIFTY.
1652
01:17:18,052 --> 01:17:19,620
WHAT... WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO?
1653
01:17:19,686 --> 01:17:23,457
OH, I DON'T KNOW, MAN. PRETTY
BUSY.
1654
01:17:23,524 --> 01:17:26,027
FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS!
1655
01:17:26,094 --> 01:17:27,494
WHAT?
1656
01:17:27,561 --> 01:17:29,063
DO YOU THINK IT'S FUN, JOE?
1657
01:17:29,130 --> 01:17:31,766
WHEN YOU AND YOUR WEIRD FRIEND
FUCK ME?
1658
01:17:31,833 --> 01:17:38,505
THAT... WHAT ARE YOU... WHAT YOU
GOT, SHIFTY?
1659
01:17:38,572 --> 01:17:41,075
DO YOU THINK IT'S FUN WHEN YOU AND
LARRY THROW SHIT AT MY FACE, MAN?
1660
01:17:41,142 --> 01:17:42,743
UH.
1661
01:17:42,810 --> 01:17:48,782
YOU THINK THAT FEELS GOOD? IT
FUCKING HURTS.
1662
01:17:48,849 --> 01:17:51,451
IT'S... IT'S MOSTLY LARRY.
1663
01:17:51,518 --> 01:17:52,586
I'LL KILL BOTH OF YA.
1664
01:17:52,653 --> 01:17:57,658
WHAT?
1665
01:17:57,724 --> 01:17:59,493
LOOK WHAT SHIFTY'S GOT.
1666
01:17:59,560 --> 01:18:01,162
OH, GOD.
1667
01:18:01,229 --> 01:18:03,665
COME HERE, FUCKFACE.
1668
01:18:03,731 --> 01:18:06,733
WHY YOU RUNNIN' FROM ME, JOE?
1669
01:18:06,800 --> 01:18:08,636
I JUST WANNA TALK TO
YOU, MAN.
1670
01:18:08,703 --> 01:18:11,572
HOLD YOUR PRECIOUS
LITTLE FACE IN MY HANDS.
1671
01:18:11,638 --> 01:18:16,543
CUT YOUR FUCKIN' HAIR OFF,
THAT'S ALL.
1672
01:18:16,610 --> 01:18:18,545
WHAT'S THE MATTER, JOE?
1673
01:18:18,612 --> 01:18:22,515
AREN'T YOU GONNA TELL ME TO HUMP
MY FACE? HUH? HUH?
1674
01:18:22,582 --> 01:18:24,618
WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME TO HUMP MY
FACE, JOE? OH.
1675
01:18:24,685 --> 01:18:25,919
OH, OH
1676
01:18:25,986 --> 01:18:28,689
I'M UP IN YOUR FACE. YEAH. OH,
OH. HOW'S THAT FEEL?
1677
01:18:28,755 --> 01:18:36,495
I LIKE HUMPING IT HARD AND DEEP.
YEAH. I'M ALSO HIGH RIGHT NOW.
1678
01:18:36,562 --> 01:18:37,531
I THINK I GET A CUDDLE.
1679
01:18:37,598 --> 01:18:39,032
NO. NO! NO!
1680
01:18:39,099 --> 01:18:43,370
SSH. SSH. NO.
1681
01:18:47,075 --> 01:18:56,583
EVERY DAY, JOE, YOU AND LARRY KEEP
PUSHIN' AND PRODDIN' AND GOADING ME.
1682
01:18:56,650 --> 01:18:58,485
ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME CRAZY,
JOE?
1683
01:18:58,552 --> 01:19:00,120
NO. NO.
1684
01:19:00,187 --> 01:19:01,622
YOU WANNA SEE ME CRAZY?
1685
01:19:01,688 --> 01:19:02,489
NUH-UH.
1686
01:19:02,556 --> 01:19:06,627
I'LL SHOW YA FUCKING CRAZY!
1687
01:19:06,693 --> 01:19:07,995
HUMP YOUR FACE, SHIFTY.
1688
01:19:08,061 --> 01:19:09,997
HUH.
1689
01:19:10,063 --> 01:19:12,165
FUCK ME.
1690
01:19:12,232 --> 01:19:12,866
HI, JOEY.
1691
01:19:12,933 --> 01:19:14,034
HEY.
1692
01:19:14,101 --> 01:19:16,570
I'M NO JOKER NOW.
1693
01:19:16,637 --> 01:19:20,174
HEY, HOW WAS THE BAR?
1694
01:19:20,241 --> 01:19:23,743
THAT GOOD, HUH?
1695
01:19:28,048 --> 01:19:31,919
I SAID, HUMP YOUR FACE, SHIFTY.
1696
01:19:31,985 --> 01:19:35,555
YOU'LL RUE THIS NIGHT,
XIANGZHENG.
1697
01:19:38,091 --> 01:19:40,060
FUCKING WEIRD GUY.
1698
01:19:41,795 --> 01:19:45,032
JOEY?
1699
01:19:45,098 --> 01:19:47,533
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, JOEY?
1700
01:19:47,600 --> 01:19:50,971
OH. YOU GUYS GOT PIZZA. SWEET.
1701
01:19:51,038 --> 01:19:52,039
I'M JEALOUS.
1702
01:19:52,105 --> 01:19:54,975
UH, I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
1703
01:19:55,042 --> 01:19:56,876
HEY. HEY, JOEY.
1704
01:19:56,943 --> 01:19:58,879
DID YOU FUCK THE GIRL YOU'RE
TRYING TO FUCK?
1705
01:19:58,946 --> 01:20:03,215
SHUT UP, XIANGZHENG.
1706
01:20:06,019 --> 01:20:07,153
OH, SHERRY.
1707
01:20:07,219 --> 01:20:08,221
SHERRY.
1708
01:20:08,288 --> 01:20:10,123
OH, SORRY.
1709
01:20:10,190 --> 01:20:12,224
YOU'RE SUPER COOL NOW.
1710
01:20:12,291 --> 01:20:14,261
NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
1711
01:20:14,328 --> 01:20:15,228
IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.
1712
01:20:15,295 --> 01:20:21,133
IT'S JUST... IT'S BEEN A ROUGH
DAY.
1713
01:20:21,200 --> 01:20:23,636
DID I LOSE, JOEY?
1714
01:20:23,703 --> 01:20:27,808
WHY DON'T WE GET COMFY?
1715
01:20:28,607 --> 01:20:30,543
COMFY, COMFY.
1716
01:20:30,609 --> 01:20:34,613
AH.
1717
01:20:34,680 --> 01:20:36,015
WHY ARE YOU WALKING
LIKE THAT?
1718
01:20:36,082 --> 01:20:41,053
UH, UM, SINCE MY... MY LEGS ARE
SORE FROM ALL THE DANCING.
1719
01:20:41,120 --> 01:20:45,057
LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT SOMETHING
SHOVED UP YOUR ASS.
1720
01:20:58,304 --> 01:20:59,772
CAN'T SIT DOWN?
1721
01:20:59,839 --> 01:21:02,008
WELL IT'S...
1722
01:21:02,074 --> 01:21:03,109
STANDING'S COOL.
1723
01:21:03,175 --> 01:21:03,909
YEAH?
1724
01:21:03,976 --> 01:21:05,311
OH. AH.
1725
01:21:05,378 --> 01:21:07,279
OH MY GOD.
I'M SORRY.
1726
01:21:07,347 --> 01:21:08,247
I DIDN'T MEAN TO.
1727
01:21:08,314 --> 01:21:09,015
I'M SO SORRY.
1728
01:21:09,081 --> 01:21:11,884
OH, NO. NO, IT'S FINE.
1729
01:21:11,951 --> 01:21:15,288
I'M FINE. AH. AH.
1730
01:21:20,227 --> 01:21:22,995
UM, WHAT ARE
YOU... WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
1731
01:21:23,062 --> 01:21:24,363
I KNOCKED ALL YOUR CHANGE IN THE
GRASS.
1732
01:21:24,430 --> 01:21:25,698
I'LL FIND IT.
1733
01:21:25,765 --> 01:21:26,732
OH, NO, NO.
1734
01:21:26,799 --> 01:21:27,665
DON'T, DON'T, DON'T.
SERIOUSLY.
1735
01:21:27,733 --> 01:21:31,270
I'VE... I'VE GOT MORE.
DON'T.
1736
01:21:35,908 --> 01:21:37,309
WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
1737
01:21:37,376 --> 01:21:38,310
WHOA.
1738
01:21:38,377 --> 01:21:39,745
NOTHING.
1739
01:21:39,812 --> 01:21:46,952
IT'S JUST, I'VE BEEN
GETTING MY ASS KICKED ALL DAY.
1740
01:21:47,019 --> 01:21:48,154
BY THAT KID CLERK,
1741
01:21:48,220 --> 01:21:51,190
BY THIS BIG DUDE AT THE BAR, AND
THE BOUNCER,
1742
01:21:51,257 --> 01:21:57,796
AND SHIFTY NEARLY KILLED ME.
1743
01:21:57,862 --> 01:22:01,966
AND THE ONLY ONE TO MAKE
ME BLEED TONIGHT IS YOU.
1744
01:22:02,033 --> 01:22:03,936
WOW.
1745
01:22:04,003 --> 01:22:06,372
YOU MUST REALLY LIKE MY SISTER
TO GO THROUGH ALL THAT.
1746
01:22:13,412 --> 01:22:17,215
YOU KNOW THAT?
1747
01:22:17,282 --> 01:22:20,885
WHATEVER. SHE WOULDN'T
SCREW YOU.
1748
01:22:20,952 --> 01:22:23,956
WHAT? WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO
MEAN?
1749
01:22:24,023 --> 01:22:25,890
WHAT DO YOU THINK IT MEANS?
1750
01:22:25,957 --> 01:22:26,525
I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT.
1751
01:22:26,591 --> 01:22:29,694
IT'S NOT IN CODE.
1752
01:22:33,499 --> 01:22:35,667
WHAT?
1753
01:22:35,733 --> 01:22:37,403
YOU DON'T THINK I'M OLD ENOUGH
FOR HER?
1754
01:22:37,470 --> 01:22:39,438
PROBABLY NOT.
1755
01:22:39,505 --> 01:22:42,974
BUT THAT'S NOT THE MAIN REASON.
1756
01:22:43,041 --> 01:22:46,678
OH, IT'S 'CAUSE MY FAMILY'S NOT
RICH ENOUGH FOR YOUR FAMILY.
1757
01:22:46,744 --> 01:22:47,413
NO, RETARD.
1758
01:22:47,480 --> 01:22:52,284
THAT'S NOT A REASON.
1759
01:22:52,351 --> 01:22:54,252
IT'S 'CAUSE MY DICK'S
NOT BIG ENOUGH.
1760
01:22:54,319 --> 01:22:55,220
WHAT?
1761
01:22:55,286 --> 01:22:58,690
NO. YOU HAVE A SMALL
DICK?
1762
01:22:58,756 --> 01:23:01,926
NO.
1763
01:23:03,995 --> 01:23:08,666
IT'S 'CAUSE I'M NOT GOOD
LOOKING.
1764
01:23:10,201 --> 01:23:12,438
YOU'RE GOOD LOOKING, JOEY.
1765
01:23:14,005 --> 01:23:15,039
REALLY?
1766
01:23:15,907 --> 01:23:18,209
BETTER THAN XIANGZHENG?
1767
01:23:18,276 --> 01:23:24,215
WAIT. DON'T ANSWER THAT.
1768
01:23:24,282 --> 01:23:28,453
WHY WOULDN'T YOUR SISTER SCREW
ME?
1769
01:23:30,021 --> 01:23:34,292
'CAUSE SHE'S MY SISTER.
1770
01:23:36,995 --> 01:23:39,831
SHE WOULDN'T DO THAT TO ME.
1771
01:23:39,898 --> 01:23:43,168
WHAT?
1772
01:23:43,234 --> 01:23:46,737
OH.
1773
01:23:46,803 --> 01:23:48,406
THAT'S DISGUSTING.
1774
01:23:48,473 --> 01:23:51,742
UH, YEAH.
1775
01:23:51,808 --> 01:23:53,344
SHOULD WE DO SOMETHING?
1776
01:23:53,411 --> 01:23:55,947
UH, I GOT IT.
1777
01:23:56,914 --> 01:24:00,418
AH. OH.
1778
01:24:28,146 --> 01:24:30,080
HEY, XIANGZHENG, YOU DRUNK
LITTLE FREAK.
1779
01:24:30,147 --> 01:24:31,950
YOU WENT CRAZY TONIGHT.
1780
01:24:32,016 --> 01:24:33,451
DID I PASS, JOEY?
1781
01:24:33,518 --> 01:24:34,084
WHAT?
1782
01:24:34,152 --> 01:24:40,224
DID I MAKE IT?
1783
01:24:40,290 --> 01:24:47,332
YOU STOLE OUR GIRL, PUKED EVERYWHERE,
BUT YOU SAVED MY FUCKING LIFE.
1784
01:24:47,398 --> 01:24:50,867
YOU'RE IN.
1785
01:24:50,934 --> 01:24:52,437
YEAH, DUDE.
1786
01:24:52,503 --> 01:24:55,439
I'M IN.
1787
01:24:57,475 --> 01:24:58,842
YOU... YOU NEED ME TO SIGN?
1788
01:24:58,909 --> 01:25:00,979
THAT.
1789
01:25:04,214 --> 01:25:05,382
IT'S BURNS MY NOSE DRY.
1790
01:25:05,449 --> 01:25:08,452
I PUKED OUT MY NOSE. JOEY.
1791
01:25:08,518 --> 01:25:10,321
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, JOEY?
1792
01:25:10,388 --> 01:25:11,855
WHY? WHAT'S WRONG?
1793
01:25:11,922 --> 01:25:13,423
SHE WANTS TO HAVE SEX.
1794
01:25:13,490 --> 01:25:15,560
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
1795
01:25:15,627 --> 01:25:17,828
LARRY SAID HE WOULDN'T LEAVE ME?
1796
01:25:17,894 --> 01:25:20,531
AND MY PHONE'S BROKEN.
1797
01:25:20,598 --> 01:25:22,099
I CAN'T GOOGLE SEARCH IT.
1798
01:25:22,165 --> 01:25:23,300
SSH.
1799
01:25:23,367 --> 01:25:25,536
I DON'T KNOW WHICH HOLE TO GO IN
FIRST, JOEY.
1800
01:25:25,603 --> 01:25:27,304
OKAY. OH, SSH.
1801
01:25:27,371 --> 01:25:31,508
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TEMPERATURE THE
LUBRICATION IS SUPPOSED TO BE, JOEY.
1802
01:25:31,575 --> 01:25:32,576
OH, SSH.
1803
01:25:32,643 --> 01:25:33,876
SSH. SSH. XIANGZHENG?
1804
01:25:33,943 --> 01:25:34,746
YEAH.
1805
01:25:34,811 --> 01:25:35,846
JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE, OKAY?
1806
01:25:35,912 --> 01:25:36,613
A MINUTE?
1807
01:25:36,680 --> 01:25:37,247
JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE.
1808
01:25:37,314 --> 01:25:37,880
JUST A MINUTE?
1809
01:25:37,947 --> 01:25:38,382
JUST A MINUTE.
1810
01:25:38,448 --> 01:25:40,150
OKAY.
1811
01:25:40,217 --> 01:25:41,451
YOU'RE NOT... NOT GONNA GO FAR?
1812
01:25:41,518 --> 01:25:42,419
I'M NOT GONNA LEAVE YOU.
1813
01:25:42,486 --> 01:25:44,522
OKAY.
1814
01:25:44,589 --> 01:25:49,494
BUT I THINK I PUKED THROUGH MY
NOSE, JOEY.
1815
01:25:49,560 --> 01:25:51,794
I CAN'T SEE.
1816
01:26:02,472 --> 01:26:09,079
YOU LOOK LIKE A GIRL TONIGHT,
SHERRY.
1817
01:26:09,146 --> 01:26:10,514
I GOTTA GO.
1818
01:26:10,580 --> 01:26:11,481
XIANGZHENG'S...
1819
01:26:11,548 --> 01:26:12,516
FREAKING OUT.
1820
01:26:12,582 --> 01:26:17,487
YEAH. A LITTLE BIT.
1821
01:26:17,555 --> 01:26:21,090
IT'S JUST, SOMEBODY'S GOTTA TAKE
HIM HOME.
1822
01:26:21,157 --> 01:26:23,360
YOU'RE TAKING OFF AGAIN?
1823
01:26:23,427 --> 01:26:29,899
NO, COME ON.
1824
01:26:32,569 --> 01:26:33,603
HEY MAN.
1825
01:26:33,670 --> 01:26:35,605
YOU... YOU CAN'T BE HERE, MAN.
1826
01:26:35,672 --> 01:26:39,008
GET OUT OF HERE! I KNEW IT! I
KNEW IT!
1827
01:26:39,075 --> 01:26:41,043
I KNOW WHAT'S UP!
1828
01:26:41,110 --> 01:26:44,914
MY FIST HAS A HARD ON FOR YOUR
FACE!
1829
01:26:44,980 --> 01:26:48,984
I WANNA PUNCH YOU SO MANY TIMES!
1830
01:26:49,051 --> 01:26:50,619
SEE YOU AROUND, CHINATOWN!
1831
01:26:50,686 --> 01:26:53,390
YOU GOTTA... YOU GOTTA GO THROUGH
ME TO GET TO HIM.
1832
01:26:53,457 --> 01:26:55,959
THAT'S HOW IT WORKS.
1833
01:26:56,026 --> 01:26:56,992
HEY, BUDDY!
1834
01:26:57,059 --> 01:26:57,527
HEY.
1835
01:26:57,594 --> 01:26:58,528
YEAH.
1836
01:26:58,595 --> 01:26:59,462
WHY IS YOUR PANTS UNDONE?
1837
01:26:59,528 --> 01:27:00,697
NEVER MIND.
1838
01:27:00,764 --> 01:27:02,466
WHY IS YOUR PANTS UNDONE?
1839
01:27:02,532 --> 01:27:03,099
NOTHING.
1840
01:27:03,165 --> 01:27:06,536
NOTHING HAPPENED.
1841
01:27:06,603 --> 01:27:07,537
LET'S DO IT, LITTLE BUDDY.
1842
01:27:07,604 --> 01:27:08,404
COME ON.
1843
01:27:08,471 --> 01:27:09,572
OKAY.
1844
01:27:09,638 --> 01:27:11,274
HEY, YOU.
1845
01:27:11,341 --> 01:27:14,176
YEAH?
1846
01:27:14,243 --> 01:27:17,513
YOU LEFT ME BACK THERE, BUD.
1847
01:27:17,581 --> 01:27:19,582
AND THEY BROKE ME.
1848
01:27:19,648 --> 01:27:21,117
YOU KNOW WHAT, DUDE.
1849
01:27:21,183 --> 01:27:21,917
HUMP YOUR FACE.
1850
01:27:21,984 --> 01:27:23,552
I HAVE MY OWN PROBLEMS.
1851
01:27:23,619 --> 01:27:25,054
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY
TO ME?
1852
01:27:25,121 --> 01:27:26,188
YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID.
1853
01:27:26,255 --> 01:27:26,857
WHAT THE HELL'D YOU JUST SAY TO
ME?
1854
01:27:26,922 --> 01:27:29,526
OH. OH. OH. OH.
1855
01:27:29,593 --> 01:27:31,427
I'M SORRY, LITTLE BUDDY.
1856
01:27:31,494 --> 01:27:33,095
COME ON.
1857
01:27:33,162 --> 01:27:34,095
YOU'RE OKAY.
1858
01:27:34,164 --> 01:27:35,264
ARMS UP.
1859
01:27:35,331 --> 01:27:36,365
OH.
1860
01:27:36,432 --> 01:27:36,966
AH.
1861
01:27:37,032 --> 01:27:38,234
OH MY... OH.
1862
01:27:38,300 --> 01:27:39,636
OH.
1863
01:27:39,703 --> 01:27:42,538
WHAT'S UP? HEY, CALL ME
TOMORROW.
1864
01:27:42,605 --> 01:27:44,273
OW.
1865
01:27:44,340 --> 01:27:45,541
GOD, YOU'RE A DICK.
1866
01:27:45,608 --> 01:27:47,743
AH. AH.
1867
01:27:47,810 --> 01:27:50,212
AH.
1868
01:28:00,055 --> 01:28:00,756
WHAT'S THAT SOUND?
1869
01:28:00,823 --> 01:28:04,527
I DON'T HEAR A THING.
1870
01:28:06,295 --> 01:28:07,563
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE OFF THE HOOK.
1871
01:28:07,630 --> 01:28:08,998
YEAH.
1872
01:28:09,064 --> 01:28:13,936
I GUESS. OH.
1873
01:28:19,842 --> 01:28:21,477
WHOA. ALRIGHT.
1874
01:28:21,544 --> 01:28:25,013
OH.
1875
01:28:25,079 --> 01:28:26,448
I GOTTA GO.
1876
01:28:26,515 --> 01:28:27,983
WHAT?
1877
01:28:28,050 --> 01:28:31,386
WELL, SOMEONE'S GOTTA PUT "MISS
SHITTY DRUNK" TO BED. SO...
1878
01:28:31,453 --> 01:28:32,555
WHOA.
1879
01:28:32,621 --> 01:28:33,389
THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO.
1880
01:28:33,456 --> 01:28:34,055
YEAH?
1881
01:28:34,122 --> 01:28:34,890
IF YOU WANNA...
1882
01:28:34,956 --> 01:28:37,726
I'LL SEE YOU LATER, RIGHT?
1883
01:28:37,793 --> 01:28:39,528
WELL, THERE'S NO ONE THERE.
1884
01:28:39,595 --> 01:28:40,663
I MEAN YOU COULD...
1885
01:28:40,729 --> 01:28:42,398
SHOULD... SHOULD I GO HOME?
1886
01:28:42,465 --> 01:28:44,232
YOU WANT ME TO GO HOME OR...
1887
01:28:44,299 --> 01:28:53,041
OR YOU COULD COME OVER AND PLAY
WITH MY....
1888
01:28:53,107 --> 01:28:54,175
UH, YEAH. YEAH.
1889
01:28:54,242 --> 01:28:56,345
THAT'D... THAT'D BE NEAT.
1890
01:29:06,489 --> 01:29:07,523
COME ON.
1891
01:29:08,256 --> 01:29:09,057
THAT'D BE NEAT.
1892
01:29:09,123 --> 01:29:10,159
DID I REALLY JUST SAY THAT?
1893
01:29:11,594 --> 01:29:12,460
WHOA.
1894
01:29:12,994 --> 01:29:13,695
COME ON.
1895
01:29:15,598 --> 01:29:17,666
HEY, SO VICKI, YOU'RE, UH...
YOU'RE FAMILY DOESN'T HAVE A CAT, DO THEY?
1896
01:29:19,300 --> 01:29:20,836
NO? NO PUSSY WILLOW TREES?
1897
01:29:20,903 --> 01:29:22,570
NO? COME ON. WHOA, WHOA.
1898
01:29:22,637 --> 01:29:23,671
COME ON.
1899
01:29:23,738 --> 01:29:24,573
COME ON.
1900
01:29:24,640 --> 01:29:25,741
WAIT UP.
1901
01:29:46,773 --> 01:29:51,773
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