All language subtitles for Dont - 1x08_track3_eng

[ Cheers and applause ]
Adam: You guys did it!

Like every season 1 startup,
we're pivoting.

Whoa!

After tonight's fun‐filled
television episode,

we'll be relaunching
as a social platform

for next‐gen stunt creation
and sharing.

We'll be known as Do,

an empowering rebrand
for a shifting media landscape.

We're getting lots of calls
from VC firms

begging to invest.

I think we could be
the next Quibi.

Sign up for the Do beta
on the app store.

And now, please welcome our
very own beta‐version host,

Adam Scott.

Hey, everybody,
welcome to "Don't."

I'm food eater Adam Scott,

and tonight, one family will
have the chance to win $100,000,

and everyone in the audience
will have the chance

to try to steal it from them
in the parking lot

after the show.

[ Laughter ]

How about we get started?

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

Let's meet
the Williams Family.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Graham is the big brother
of the bunch

and an entrepreneur

who thought he was coming
on "Shark Tank"

to pitch his company.

That lack of attention to detail

isn't gonna go over well
with the Sharks.

Come on!

His brother Nathan

is the self‐proclaimed bad boy
of the family.

He doesn't just flirt
with danger,

he slides into the DMs
and asks what danger is wearing.

Next is sister Leita,
who has over 137 bandanas

and can't leave the house
without one.

Tonight,
she's wearing Lucky Red.

It's never failed her,
and she's never washed it.

Gross.

Her brother Reagan
is a college student.

He's hoping there will be
a challenge tonight

that earns him
those last two credits

he needs to graduate.

He will be
sorely disappointed.

All right, we've got Leita,
Graham, and Nathan,

and then
up in the sky here,

oh, my God,
we have your brother Reagan.

Are you all right?

I'm hanging in there.

Uh, literally.

Okay.
All right, listen,

if anyone's gonna
make puns tonight,

it's gonna be me.

[ Laughter ]

He's serious.

He's pretty litigious
about it.

Now, Williams,

you're all siblings,
am I right?

‐Yes, sir.
‐That's right. That's right.

And when people refer to you,
is it,

"Ah, the Williams
are here,"

or is it,
"The Williamses are here"?

It's definitely,
"The Williams are here!"

The Williams are here,
okay.

Williamses,
listen...

[ Laughter ]
Hey!

The first game
that we're going to play

is all about
getting embarrassed.

In fact,
the game is actually called

"Don't Embarrass Yourself."

Here's how it works.

Adam: There's nothing
more embarrassing

than wetting your pants.

Don't believe us?
Try it out.

In this game,

one of you wears bizarre,
oversized pants

while suspended
30 feet in the air

above a tiny pool.

It's part of
a reoccurring dream I had.

Go with it.

The rest of you
answer trivia questions.

If you answer right,
you get $5,000.

Wrong, you lose a button.

Lose all three buttons,
and the game is over,

you'll drop in the pool,

and it'll appear
as if you've wet your pants.

Gross!

"Don't Embarrass Yourself."

[ Applause ]

Peeing your pants is
embarrassing, you guys.

Have you ever ‐‐
Has that ever happened to you?

‐Yeah.
‐Leita, maybe?

Yeah.

Very embarrassing, Reagan,
to wet your pants.

Yeah, it's bringing back
some bad memories.

You don't want to go pee‐pee
in the giant pants.

All this
"pee your pants" humor

is for kids whose bedtime
isn't until 9:15.

It's never
once happened to me.

Yeah.
Yeah. Liar.

Born potty‐trained,
which is weird.

Okay,
so are you guys ready?

‐Ready to roll, baby!
‐Come on!

Reagan, how about you?
Are you ready, buddy?

[ Exhales sharply ]

Okay.

[ Laughter ]
Here we go.

Don't embarrass yourself.

Woo!
Here we go.

Woo‐hoo‐hoo‐hoo!

Keep track of tonight's action
with our live "Woo" Counter.

Woo!

All right,
question number one.

Mike Tyson was known

for knocking guys
on their backsides,

meaning their butts.

Mm, thank you.

Is it "A,"
riding a hoverboard,

or "B," riding a scooter?

2016 was when those hoverboards
got, like, huge,

everybody was doing them.

Makes sense
that he fell on his back ‐‐

That is
a very rational answer.

No,
but I'm pretty positive.

I like hoverboard.
All right,
we're going with hoverboard.

Hoverboard.
We're going
with hoverboard.

Hoverboard is your answer.

If it's right,
you win $5,000.

If it's wrong,

one of those buttons
are gonna pop off,

getting Reagan closer to deep,
life‐long embarrassment.

Come on, hoverboard.
Let's go.

You said "A,"
riding a hoverboard.

Sorry, guys,
you are correct.

It is riding a hoverboard.

[ Cheers and applause ]

‐Woo!
‐Yes!

That's $5,000 already.

Woo‐hoo! Yes!

‐Woo! Woo!
‐Come on!

Should someone tell them

there's a lot more game
to play?

Woo!
Woo!
Woo!

This is just
the start of the show.

You know what?
I'm gonna let them have this.

Wow.

Ah, to be young.

It looks so fun.

Okay, here we go,
question number two.

Was it, "A,"
licking a donut,

or "B,"
licking a cupcake?

[ Laughter ]

I feel like cupcake
is a little more risqué.

I feel like that probably
is what happened.

Let's go with cupcake.

I think
it makes the most sense.
Are you sure?

You're gonna lick a cupcake
before you lick a donut, right?

Okay.
It makes more sense.

She probably got it
all over herself.

Okay,
that is your answer?

Cupcake's our answer.
Cupcake, cupcake, cupcake!

Cupcake, baby!

You guys said "B,"
licking a cupcake.

We got it right here.

♪♪

That answer is...

♪♪

[ Audience gasps ]

It's "A,"
licking a donut.

[ All groaning ]

That's one strike.
How'd that feel, Reagan?

Not too good, Adam.

If you're wondering why
you want to root against Reagan

and not for him,

it might be
his striking resemblance

to William Zabka,

villain in
the "Karate Kid" series

and "Back to School."

Okay,
question number three.

If losing something valuable
is embarrassing,

imagine how
James Howells felt

when he...

[ Whistles ]

Whoa.

Would be, "A,"

an original
Vincent van Gogh,

or "B," a hard drive
full of Bitcoin?

Can you put Bitcoin
on a hard drive?

Yes!
It's on the Internet!
Yeah, but ‐‐

[ Laughter ]
I think it's Bitcoin.

Let's go Bitcoin, sure.
$127 million in Bitcoin?

On a hard drive?
I'm gonna need an answer, guys.
I'm sorry.

‐[ Sighs ]
‐Van Gogh.

I think we're gonna go
with van Gogh.

‐Van Gogh.
‐Van Gogh. Yeah.

Keep me dry!
Keep me dry, team.

Adam: Okay.

Your pick
was Vincent van Gogh, "A."

Come on.
Come on.

Adam: That answer is...

♪♪

Incorrect.

[ Audience gasps ]

No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no.

It was a hard drive
full of Bitcoin...
Ugh! Dang!

...worth $127 million.

It makes more sense.
It makes more sense.

And yet...you chose
a different answer.

One more strike,

and Reagan is dropping down
to the water

for life‐long
embarrassment.

Here we go.
Question number four.

Let's go, let's go.

Survey says embarrassing...

Was it "A," Miss Chile,

or "B," Miss Philippines?

Guys,
I think it's Philippines.

I'm pretty sure
it's Philippines.

Do you really ‐‐
I watched it.

Do you actually have
a memor‐‐
I watched it,
but I can't remember.

I can't remember, either.
I absolutely watched
this happen.

Why were you watching that?
I totally watched it.

Nathan, you watched
"Miss Universe"?

Uh, yes.
How was it?

Uh...very nice.

Yeah. Okay.

[ Laughter ]

Come on, guys,
help me out here.

[ Laughter ]

I'm not 100%,
but my gut says Philippines.

I think that's it.
Let's go.

Are we locking that in?

I'm cool with that, yeah.
Philippines it is, boom.

Okay, your answer is "B,"
Miss Philippines.

If you're right,
you win $5,000.

If you're wrong,

your dear brother Reagan

is not only out of the game,

but he is embarrassed

because everyone's gonna think
he wet his pants.

Your answer is "B,"
Miss Philippines.

Huh, well...

That's, uh...

Turns out that's correct.

‐Woo!
‐Woo‐hoo‐hoo!

‐Woo!
‐Woo!

Just when you thought they
couldn't celebrate any harder,

air guitar number two.

♪♪

For a total so far,
$10,000.

Woo!

Come on!
We've got
one more question,

which will either take
your winnings up to $15,000,

or plunge your brother
into this pool,

making everyone
in the entire world

think he peed his pants.

[ Laughter ]

Okay, here we go.

Was it, "A," Madonna,
or "B," Adele?

Adele's, like, British,

but I think everyone's
invited to that thing.

I want to say
it's Madonna.

‐Uh...
‐I like Madonna.

I say we go with Madonna.
‐All right.

‐Madonna, Madonna, Madonna.
‐Let's stick with that.

So your answer is "A,"
Madonna.

‐Yes.
‐Yes. Madonna.

Rather than "B," Adele.

Nathan: Yes.

Okay, you know what's even
more embarrassing?

♪♪

Is that that answer...

was correct.

[ Cheers and applause ]

For a total of $15,000.

Woo!

‐Woo! Woo!
‐Woo‐hoo‐hoo!

Honestly, is there a penalty
for excessive celebration?

Yeah, baby!

Aah!

Huh, I guess there is.

We're good!

Let's get your brother
down from there

and continue on.

[ All gasping ]

No!

[ Laughter ]

Okay, kids, you got
to see him pee his pants.

Now, it's really bed time.

‐Woo!
‐Woo!

Hopefully a lot more money
to be won here.

Don't go anywhere.

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

At some point
in the last 10 minutes,

you might have asked yourself
who came up with this stunt.

Well, it's all thanks
to 4‐year‐old Timmy,

our youngest "Don't" imagineer,

whose illustration
of funny pants

inspired tonight's game.

Our "Don't" craftsmen
replicated his drawing to a T,

and we immediately realized

why children are not employed
in the modern workforce.

We all learn new don'ts
every single day.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Welcome back to "Don't,"

the only show
you are currently watching

on the screen
in front of you.

This next game is called
"Don't Drink."

♪♪

Everybody eats,
everybody drinks,

and everybody poops.

But in this game, the object
is to eat but not drink.

And also don't poop.

One of you will be offered

some of the hottest foods
on the planet

while walking on a treadmill
under a heat lamp.

A series of refreshing drinks
are offered to put out the fire.

Each time you don't drink,
you'll win $4,000.

Complete the challenge
without drinking anything,

and you'll win 20 grand.

"Don't Drink."

[ Cheers and applause ]

‐Come on!
‐Woo! Woo!

Adam: All right, guys,
before we begin,

you have the opportunity to hit
the "Don't Push" Button.

How about we learn
just a little bit more

about
the "Don't Push" Button?

After a traffic ticket,
the "Don't Push" Button

was sentenced
to community service

and forced to coach
a pee‐wee hockey team.

His hot‐shot persona on the ice

didn't immediately make him
the coach these kids wanted,

but he was the coach
they needed.

Little did he know
how much these kids

would end up teaching him,

and together,
they won the championship

with the "Don't Push" Button's
signature triple deke.

This story
was completely plagiarized.

My goodness,
that is incredible.

Okay, if you push
the "Don't Push" Button

and you complete the game
perfectly,

you double the bank
on this game to $40,000.

‐Let's go!
‐Woo!

But if you don't complete
the game perfectly,

you guys also run the risk

of getting your winnings
for this game

cut in half.

What do you think?

Are you confident enough
to not drink

to hit that button?

‐What do you guys think?
‐What do we think?

What do we think?
People, what do we think?

What do we think?
Should we do it?

Should we do it?

Let's check
our Peer Pressure Meter.

[ Audience chanting
"Push it!" ]

Reagan: Hey, hey,
give the people what they want.

[ Audience cheers ]

Woo!

Come on!

♪♪

‐Woo!
‐Woo!

Woo!

♪♪

Have you chosen who's gonna be
the non‐drinker?

‐Reagan.
‐Yeah, I'll do it.

Come on up here, Reagan.

‐Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!
‐Woo!

"Don't Drink."

♪♪

Now, I don't know
if you noticed,

but behind you,

there's a nice, toasty,
hot heat lamp.

Reagan: I need the sun.

Just gonna
keep you warm.

Now, before we start,
I'm just gonna explain

that there's something called
the Scoville scale

that they measure
spiciness by.

This first delectable
that I'm gonna bring over

is just a jalapeño
on the cob.

So if you eat
this entire thing, Reagan,

and you don't take a drink,
you get $4,000.

And two qualifying credits
toward your dual major

in agricultural studies
and game show physiology.

Here we go.

Mm, yeah.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Mm.

Are you feeling
anything yet?

[ Coughs ]

You weren't lying.

Yeah, that 8,000
on the Scoville scale

is really hitting you
where it counts.

I can see
his eyes watering.

Nathan: Lookit.

Now that you've
finished that...

You look like
you're struggling here.

Ice water.

If you take a sip,
it'll provide relief.

♪♪

But you're gonna lose
that $4,000.

What do you think?

Do you want
a sip of water?

Don't you dare.

You know, Adam,
you ever have that feeling

when your lips
are, like, on fire?

Yeah.

Water normally
helps that.

Yeah.

♪°♪

But I'm gonna have to pass
right now.

[ Cheers and applause ]

That's $4,000.

Woo!

‐Woo!
‐Woo!

I love it!
Let's go!

Next up, Reagan,
do you like mixed vegetables?

You know,
it's not my favorite.

Hopefully his favorite
is increasingly spicy peppers.

We got some
yummy tomatoes,

nothing like
some raw broccoli.

Y‐Yeah.

And then these are
Thai peppers.

Now, these guys are 50,000
on the Scoville scale.

Reagan, if you wouldn't mind
just grabbing two of those

and eating them whole.

You're good, you're good,
you're good.

You got this.

Adam: See how it feels.

♪♪

[ Audience groans ]

Swallow it, yep.
You got it.

‐Whew!
‐Nice!

[ Coughs ]

Oh, ouch.

How does that feel?

Yeah, my lips were on fire,

and now my throat
feels like it's in Hell.

That's unpleasant.

No, no, not what you want,
for sure.

You know the old adage,

"There's nothing better
for Satan in your throat

than some orange soda."

♪♪

This episode
brought to you by

non‐descript
orange soda brand company.

♪♪

Oh, orange is my favorite,
man.

Leita: Reagan loves himself
some orange soda.

That's the fave there,
man.

Well, what do you think?

Do you want a sip
of orange soda?

Don't you dare.

♪♪

Coming up, will Reagan be able
to eat his way to $40,000,

or will his love of orange soda

tear apart the Williams Family
once again?

Don't do it.

Later, will Adam stop
asking questions?

Who's gonna be launching
the fire ball?

He escaped?

Are my sunglasses in there?

How does that feel?
Are you guys ready?

Graham, are you next?
How impressed?

How badly?
How you feeling?

You a big sushi eater?
And who is?

What's? Where is?

He won't.

Adam:
Welcome back to "Don't,"

where the Williams Family
is a sip away

from losing $40,000.

Whoa.
Oh, ouch.

My throat feels like
it's in Hell.

But only if Reagan gives in
to his deepest desires.

Whoa.

There's nothing better
for Satan in your throat

than some orange soda.

Oh, orange is my favorite,
man.

Leita: Don't do it.

[ Coughs ]

You hit that
"Don't Push" Button,

so you're going for
$40,000.

Don't do it.

♪♪

[ Coughs ]

You got this.

♪♪

Um, I'm gonna have to opt out
on that one, too, bub.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Woo!
That's another $4,000.

‐Woo!
‐Woo!

‐Woo!
‐Come on!

Equally exciting,
this is the first time

Adam has ever been called
"Bub."

Okay, are you a fan of this
newer, kind of culinary trend

that's popping up everywhere,
avocado toast?

You know, uh, not the kind
you're referring to.

[ Laughter ]

This isn't avocado toast.

This is actually
wasabi toast.

Whew!

Pure wasabi
is about twice the intensity

of a Thai pepper.

So if you're interested
in continuing,

you just lick that mound
of wasabi off the top.

We save that toast
for other games.

You a big sushi eater?

You know,
I've had one or two.

Okay. Have you had
the wasabi with it?

Yeah, I normally
opt out of that.
Yeah.

But, uh ‐‐
It's pretty strong.

This is something
to make a grown man cry.

Think about that $40,000

as you lick the wasabi
off that toast.

See if that helps.

Let's go, baby!
Come on.

‐Keep walking.
‐Yeah.

♪♪

Oh, my God,
his mouth is burning.

♪♪

This orange soda
is about to go away.

You've got one more chance
at it.

What do you think?

It'll lessen the pain,

but this drink
will cost you $40,000.

[ Audience shouting ]

Don't do it.
Don't do it, Reagan.

‐Don't do it. Come on.
‐Don't do it.

I'm gonna have
to let it go away, man.

It's gonna go away?
Yeah, let it go away!

Let's go!

$4,000, everybody.

[ Cheers and applause ]

‐Woo!
‐Let's go.

Keep it up, Reagan,
keep it up!

You got this, bro,
come on.

So you've got $12,000 so far,
Reagan.

Okay, if you eat
the next crazy hot dishes

without taking a drink,
you'll win $40,000.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Woo.
Come on.

He is dying.

It's been warm lately.

How about
an ice cream sundae?

What do you think?

That's music to my ears.

There is something special about
this ice cream sundae,

and that is that there's
a habanero pepper

on top of it.

[ Audience groans ]

Yeah, the jalapeño was 8,000
on the Scoville scale.

This habanero right here
is 150,000.

Oh...

Oh, thank God
this is not me.

You just pop it out of there
and eat the whole thing.

There you go.

‐Kind of like a cherry.
‐Oh, yeah, you got this.

‐You got it.
‐Let's go, Reagan. Come on.

‐There you go.
‐Stem and all, stem and all.

Going for the stem.

Oh, with the stem!
With the stem!

It seems like they've played
with the stem before,

and I'm very uncomfortable.

How does that feel?

[ Coughs ]

Leita:
How are you surviving?

‐You're good.
‐You're good.

Nathan:
Hold that throw‐up back.

I'm trying.

[ Coughs ]

Breathe, breathe.
You got to breathe.

Oh, man...

Oh, man!

Son of a Seabiscuit!

Here we have
a delicious milkshake.

What flavor?

It's actually vanilla bean.

There's something in milk
called casein

that directly attacks
the compound

that actually
causes the burning

and relieves it.

And it's here for you
if you'd like it.

What do you think?

I mean, it has a bendy straw
and everything.

Yeah.

It's irresistible
with the bendy straw.

Don't do it, don't do it.

♪♪

I'm gonna have to say
no, sir!

‐Yeah!
‐Woo!

‐Woo!
‐Come on!

Let's go, baby!
Yeah!

Woo!

That's another $4,000.

Reagan, you're up
to $16,000 now.

Oh, my gosh.

♪♪

The next one
we've got here,

you're not even allowed
to touch it.

[ Gasps ]

Adam:
This is a scorpion pepper.

[ Audience groans ]

Oh, that makes me
want to die inside.

This guy is, uh, 1.4 million
on the Scoville scale.

So, we are gonna ask you
to just eat it, swallow it,

and if you do that
and you refuse a drink,

$40,000.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Woo!

[ Applause ]

Leita: Chomp down hard,
chomp down hard.

[ Applause ]
Wow.

You got this, Reagan.

♪♪

[ Crunching ]

[ Audience groans ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

You got it, Reagan!
Reagan, stay up!

Breathe, breathe, breathe,
breathe. You got this.

‐[ Coughs ]
‐Head up, head up, head up.

Head up, head up, head up.

Head up, come on.
You got it, baby.
You got it.

‐Alright!
‐You've got it. Come on.

Graham:
Holy cow, he's got it!

Oh!

‐You got it, man!
‐You got this.

Oh!

How about
this milkshake?

What do you think?

You better not.

Don't get tempted
by the bendy straw.

Don't do it, Reagan.
Don't do it.

Graham: I love it.

But don't drink it,
don't drink it!

Adam...

♪♪

No, sir!

‐Woo!
‐Woo!

Woo‐hoo‐hoo!

That is $40,000.

‐We did it!
‐Yeah!

‐Woo!
‐Yeah!

Altogether,
you have now earned $55,000.

[ Cheers and applause ]

‐Yeah!
‐Yeah!

We will be right back
with more "Don't."

Think you have what it takes
to be on "Don't"?

Post an audition tape on your
favorite social media platform

telling us why.

This is definitely
a real selection process

and not a sad attempt to make
us seem culturally relevant.

♪♪

Welcome back to "Don't,"
where the Williams Family
is currently up to...

Woo!

...56 "Woos"
on the "Woo" Counter.

Woo!

Now 57.

We're here
with the Williamses.

Do you guys get to spend
a lot of time together,

or is it really special

being able to have
this time together?

I would say
it's super, super special

that we all get
to spend time together.

Reagan and I
are in school together,

but we're all always
doing different things...

Yeah.
...involved
in a ton of stuff,

but this is, like,
a huge unifying moment.

Okay, well, not for long.

[ Laughter ]
Okay, are you guys ready?

‐We're ready!
‐Woo!

Okay, our next game is also

an important
public service announcement ‐‐

"Don't Play with Matches."

Adam: To succeed here,

one of you has
to shoot fireballs

at fires to put them out,

literally fighting fire
with fire.

For each fire you knock out,
you'll earn $3,000.

Knock out all six fires,
and you'll win $20,000.

But you'll only have
two minutes,

and in your way
are three giant matches

who will try to deflect
the fireballs.

"Don't Play with Matches."

[ Cheers and applause ]

Now, playing defense
will be an all‐star team

of oversized,
moving matches.

It'll be their job
to stop the fireballs

from hitting the flames.

Let's meet our matches,

which are definitely not
repurposed,

oversized French fries!

We have Stryker.

Stryker is 9'5"

and really feeling
an energy boost

ever since starting
intermittent fasting.

We have Flint.

Flint recently adopted
a rescue dog

and won't stop
posting photos about it.

And Walter.

Walter just got
his test results back.

It's benign.

Okay, Williamses,

you will have two minutes

to extinguish the flaming
targets with the fireballs.

Now, you'll win $3,000
for each flame extinguished,

and if you get all six,
you'll win $20,000.

[ Cheers and applause ]

‐Woo!
‐Woo!

‐Come on!
‐Woo‐hoo!

Okay, guys, who is gonna be
launching the fireballs?

Graham?
That is me.

All right,
get on over there.

Reagan: Woo!

Graham still believes
that after this challenge,

he'll get a chance
to pitch the Sharks.

And who is going to be
loading the fireballs?

That's me, baby!
Come on.
Nathan.

Nathan:
Yeah! Let's go! Woo!

Come on.
Yes, sir.

Woo!
Woo!

Okay,
we're gonna play this game,

and it's going to be fun,

and, oh, my God,
those matches are looking like

they are ready to go.

[ Laughter ]

Now, before we continue,
I have an offer for you.

I "Don't You Dare" you

to let me add
a fourth matchstick...

Oh.

...for an extra $5,000.

"Don't You Dare."

What do you say?

What do y'all think?
What do y'all think?

What do you think?

‐All right, yeah?
‐Let's do it, let's do it.

Okay, an extra $5,000.

Come on,
let's do it!

Let's meet
the extra matchstick.

Here he is.

Ladies and gentlemen,

put your hands together
for...Walter.

His name's also Walter.

[ Laughter ]

No relation to the other Walter,

just like the majority of people
with the same first name.

♪♪

He's going down.

So you took
the "Don't You Dare" you,

you have an extra $5,000,
you have an extra defender.

Are we ready?
Ready.

Set the timer, please,
to two minutes.

Here we go.

"Don't Play with Matches."

♪♪

Each flame
is worth $3,000.

♪♪

‐Oh!
‐Ohh!

There it goes.

‐Yes!
‐Woo!

‐$3,000 so far.
‐Woo.

♪♪

Middle, middle!

[ Audience groans ]

That was a great shot.
Great shot.

Adam is lying.

Come on!

[ Cheers and applause ]
All right, Graham.

Leita:
Go for the middle.

Oh!

Yo! Yes!

That is two flames
extinguished

for $6,000 so far.

Here we go.

You knock them all down,
you get $20,000.

We're good, we're good.

♪♪

Nathan: Come on.

You got
one matchstick down.

You've only got
three matchsticks now

to deal with.

Should we be worried
about that matchstick?

Take your time.
Take your time.

‐Right here, right here.
‐Angle down.

[ Audience groans ]

40 seconds remaining.

Is that Walter?

Because I'm pretty sure
he has a heart condition.

Take your time.

‐You're good.
‐Slow down. Slow down.

[ Audience groans ]

Seriously,
can someone help Walter?

20 seconds, 20 seconds.

Maybe try
the unguarded ones.

Nathan: You got this.

♪♪

Oh!

Leita: 10, 10, go!

You're good, you're good.

10 seconds.

All: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6,

5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

[ Buzzer ]

Hey, good job, good job!
Yeah!

[ Cheers and applause ]

‐All right.
‐Yeah!

Williams Family,
you took the dare,

which made the defense
more difficult,

but you got
an extra $5,000.

You just earned yourself
$11,000.

‐Woo!
‐Woo!

‐Woo!
‐Woo!

How exciting ‐‐

the audience has joined in
on the "Woos."

Woo!

Got yourself a total
so far of $66,000.

‐Woo!
‐Woo!

We have to take a break,

but more money and more
surprises when we come back.

‐Yeah!
‐Woo!

‐Woo!
‐Woo! Woo!

While viewers at home
are watching, laughing,

our good friend Walter
was down.

Man: All right,
we are clear, guys.

You can clear
the match set out.

We all thought it was just
part of the show,

a funny prank,

but it turns out
that when you put a human

in a giant, oversized
match costume

and they fall,

it's impossible to get up.

Matchstick code red.

The "Don't"
Rapid Response Team

rushed to the scene ‐‐
a tense moment ‐‐

but thanks
to their quick action,

they were able to
help Walter get up

and remind him that
he'd signed a liability waiver,

so this was on him.

Truly a happy ending
for all.

Welcome back.

If you have a strange desire
to lease a new truck

with zero percent APR
financing,

don't worry, that just means
commercials are working.

All right, Williamses,
how's everybody feeling?

You won $66,000 so far.

‐Woo!
‐Woo!

Yes! Woo!

All right.

Have you guys had any epic
family road trips together?

Together as siblings,
we've gone to Colorado.

What do you do
in Colorado?

We've gone to some camps
out there.
Uh‐huh.

Graham: Oh, yeah.
Anything crazy happen
on those trips?

[ Chuckles ]

Nothing we can
talk about on TV.

[ Laughter ]
Oh, whoa, okay.

Now, Williamses,
are you ready?

Because here is how
this game works.

Adam: "Don't Make Me
Turn This Car Around."

It's tough enough
being crammed in a small car

on a long road trip,

but when it's your whole family,
it's much harder.

Here you'll have to run a course

that tests your balance,
coordination, and timing.

If you complete the course
in under a minute,

you'll earn $20,000.

But if it takes
more than 60 seconds to finish,

we'll deduct $1,000
for each 10‐second increment.

Don't fall, don't delay,

and "Don't Make Me
Turn This Car Around."

[ Cheers and applause ]

Okay, let's see how
you will be riding in style

right here.

Whoa, look at that.

Come on over, guys.

"Don't" star wipe.

‐Woo! Woo!
‐Woo! Woo!

Okay, before we hit the road,

let's look
at the course ahead.

First, you have to
coordinate your footwork

to cross
the spinning roundabout.

Then avoid
falling off the narrow log

and the wobbly teeter‐totter.

And finally,
you have to work together

to cross the slippery stumps
and another roundabout.

Your journey is complete
when you back the van

into the final
parking space.

[ Cheers and applause ]

‐Woo!
‐Woo!

‐Woo!
‐Woo!

A flock of
Williams Family members

is called a "Woo."

Uh, guys, sorry.

Before we start,
are my sunglasses in there?

I was driving that car
yesterday.

I can't...

Leita: Finders keepers.

Oh, okay, sorry,
false alarm.

They've been found.

Okay, guys, here we go.

"Don't Make Me Turn This Car
Around."

[ Cheers and applause ]

3, 2, 1, go!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Woo! Here we go,
here we go, here we go.

The owner of "The Flintstones"
sued over this game,

but we crushed them with our

"But they aren't barefoot"
defense.

‐Oh, yeah.
‐Are we all on?

Yeah, we got to go
all the way around.
Okay, I'm going.

Adam: Careful now,
this transition is tricky,

and you're not all in sync.

‐Oh, yeah, baby.
‐Oh [bleep]

Oh, my God.

FYI, Reagan,
you can't say...on TV.

We're good, we're good,
we're good!

Okay, you made it,
you made it.

Leita:
We're all on, all on.

Going over
the teeter‐totter.

‐Okay, get ready for the drop!
‐Get ready for the drop!

Here we go, and...

Great job, you guys.

Whether you call it a see‐saw
or a teeter‐totter,

we can all agree
it's disappointing

that they didn't fall.

[ Air hisses ]

I'm going up.
Reagan: Oh, yeah!

This is squishy!
This is squishy!

Hey, move your feet.
Be moving your feet.

Graham: Everybody ready?

Okay,
I'm going forward.

Moving forward.

[ Shouting ]

Forward a little.

Going down a little.

‐We're good.
‐Okay, I'm going forward.

Going over the ‐‐
Oh, my God, you guys.

‐Now we're going down.
‐Okay, stop.

♪♪

Stop, wait, wait.

Leita: Okay, I'm going down.
Going down!

♪♪

Adam: Can they do it?

20 more seconds to go.

Go, go, go, go!

‐We made it! Yeah!
‐Let's go!

‐Woo!
‐Oh, my goodness, you did it.

‐Woo!
‐Let's go!

‐Woo!
‐Woo!

Uh, guys?

You haven't won yet.

All right, Reagan,
you're kicking us off.

Adam: If you're gonna do it,
you got to do it now.

All: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

Adam: Got to go,
you got to go!

You did it!

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ All shouting "Woo!"
repeatedly ]
Incredible!

Wow.

[ All shouting "Woo!" ]

[ Buzzing ]

My God, they've broken
the "Woo" Counter.

Adam: That was incredible!

Now, Reagan, you almost
went off the log over here.

Reagan: Very true.

One step away.

I think the hardest part
was backing off of the ‐‐

Oh, for sure.

Yeah, I did not know if you guys
were gonna make that,

because this thing
was going pretty fast.

Hey, we had a pretty notable
backseat driver, I must say.

Yeah, yeah.

Reagan is getting
dangerously close to a pun.

Okay, so you just added
$20,000 to your total.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Bringing your total
to $86,000.

[ Cheers and applause ]

We've got a lot more to go,
so you guys ready?

‐We're ready, baby!
‐Woo!

Okay,
we will be right back.

Don't go anywhere.

[ All chanting "Williams!" ]

♪♪

If you or a family member
purchased a "Don't" Van

during the years 2019 or 2020,

you could be eligible
for a class action recall.

The "Don't" Vans
produced in those years

were shipped
without wheels or engines,

and entirely unsafe for driving
on roads or the highway.

Additionally, the "Don't" Vans
had a dangerous factory defect

where they came with
no brake system or headlights.

Please dial this 1‐800 number

and see if you qualify.

Call now.

Also, don't sit in them.

Adam:
Welcome back to "Don't."

So far tonight,
the Williams Family

has put an impressive number
of "Woos" on the board.

‐Woo!
‐Woo!

Woo!

Adam: Leita has 18,

Graham with 23,

Reagan has 29,

and Nathan with a strong 36.

Woo!
Woo!
Woo!

Adam: There have been
some top‐quality "Woos" tonight

across all games,

all at different volumes,

and, frankly,
it's anybody's game

going into this last challenge.

Woo!

They've also won some money,

but to be honest,
I'm just in it for the "Woos."

Woo!

And we're back.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Adam: All right.
Nathan: Woo!

Williams Family,
you have a total of $86,000.

‐Woo!
‐Woo!

And it has all led you here
to our final game

and one final chance
to win $20,000.

[ Cheers and applause ]
Yeah!

Come on! Woo!
Woo!

Now, guys,
you made some sort of pact

that if you met
the $50,000 threshold,

you would do something
together?

What was it?

Yeah,
we all kind of agreed

that if we made
the $50,000 mark

that we're gonna get
"Don't" tattoos.

[ Laughter ]
Nathan: All four of us.

Permanently on your body.

Across the forehead
or across the chest.

It's legally binding now.

You have to get it
on your forehead.

Well, our tattoo artists
are standing by.

Okay, guys, are you ready
for our final game?

‐We are ready.
‐Let's go.

Let's play
"Don't Look Back."

♪♪

Adam: This is the game
the Ancient Greeks rejected

for Olympia 776 BC.

You'll each try to outrun
or out‐hop

a massive zorb ball

while your legs are conveniently
bound together.

Every ribbon broken
earns you more cash,

and if you play the game
perfectly,

you'll bounce away with $20,000.

So, don't get hit,
and "Don't Look Back."

[ Cheers and applause ]

All right, Reagan,
how you feeling?

Feeling good.

‐Come on.
‐Let's go!

Do your siblings have
any advice for you?

‐Don't look back.
‐Don't look back.

[ Laughter ]

Their advice is literally
just the name of the game.

Go. Come on.
All right.

You're trying to get
to $5,000 down there.

If you can all do that,

you're gonna get $20,000,

and you will actually
go above $100,000.

Woo!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Woo! Woo! Woo!

All right,
so here we go.

3, 2, 1.

"Don't Look Back"!

[ Air horn blares ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

$1,000, $2,000.

$4,000, $5,000!

He got it!

Amazing.

That a boy, G!
Yes!

Woo! Woo!

Did you know that each one
of these dollar markers

has to be meticulously
replaced by hand

every time the ball
is rolled?

In the biz,
we call that poor game design.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Yeah!

‐Woo!
‐Woo!

All right,
great job, man.

You just got
$5,000 more.

‐Let's go.
‐Woo!

Leita, are you ready?

Let's go.
Let's go.
Get down there.

‐All right, Leita, come on.
‐Woo! Woo!

Right now, Williams Family,

you're on track to reach
the $100,000 mark.

Okay, Leita,
here we go.

♪♪

3, 2, 1.

"Don't Look Back"!

[ Air horn blares ]

♪♪

She's gonna go the distance,
I can tell ‐‐

Oh, no.

[ Applause ]

All right, Leita!

Nice job, Leita.
You won $1,000 for that round,

giving you a total
of $6,000.

Okay, who is next?
Graham, are you next?

‐I'm ready.
‐Let's go.

Okay, let's get down there.
Let's do this.

[ Cheers and applause ]

All right, Graham, let's see
if you can stay on track

to take home 100 grand.

Woo!

Okay, Graham, here we go.

You're gonna do great,
Graham.

Right now, still mistaken
about what show he's on,

Graham thinks
he's proving to the Sharks

how dedicated he is

to taking his business
all the way.

Adam: 3, 2, 1.

"Don't Look Back"!

[ Air horn blares ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

$2,000, $3,000,

$4,000, $5,000!

‐Woo!
‐Woo!

Woo!

Unbelievable!

‐Woo!
‐Yeah!

‐Woo!
‐Woo!

Great job, Graham.

You just earned $5,000

and brought the total
up to $97,000.

‐Yes!
‐Woo! Woo!

Nathan, how badly do you want
to break $100,000?

Oh, we want it, man.
We want it!

Okay, let's do it.
Come on, man.

‐Come on, Nate!
‐Woo!

‐Woo!
‐Woo!

♪♪

Okay, Nathan, this is
your family's last shot.

If you make it
to the $5,000 mark,

you're gonna bring
your family's total

up to $102,000.
Woo!

Let that sink in.
Come on, Nate.

Come on, Nathan!
Yeah.

Here we go, Nathan.

3, 2, 1.

"Don't Look Back"!

[ Air horn blares ]

♪♪

$1,000, $2,000!

[ Audience groans ]

♪♪

Adam: Okay, Nathan,

This is your family's
last shot...last shot...

Graham: Come on, Nathan!
Come on, Nathan!

[ Cheers and applause ]

100 grand...
100 grand...

♪♪

Don't Master: Sometimes
when life knocks you down...

♪♪

...it's best you just stay
face‐down for a while

and think about
how you failed.

Great jobs,
Williams Family.

You managed to earn
another $13,000.

‐Yes! Woo!
‐Woo!

And you guys are going home
with $99,000.

‐Woo!
‐Woo!

Good night, everybody.

Thank you, Williams Family.

‐Woo! Thank you.
‐Thank you, ABC.

Thank you, Don't Master.

Thank you, zorb ball.

Thank you, games.

Thank you, shows.

Thank you,
everyone at home.

Good night!

‐Woo!
‐Woo!

‐Yeah!
‐Woo!

‐Woo!
‐Woo!

After the show,
Nathan sensed that Walter K

might need someone
to talk to.

They become fast friends

and FaceTime every night
before falling asleep.

Keeping his promise,

Graham got
a "Don't" face tattoo,

but his grandfather
will no longer speak to him.

Reagan did graduate.

He's now returned to get
his master's degree.

He's studying pepper ingestion

and televised game shows
during late stage capitalism.

Bow, bow, bow!

And Leita...

As can happen in a rare number
of game show contestants,

she continued to shout "Woo!"
and uncontrollably clap

in response to everything
in her real life.

She's now
a motivational speaker.

A damn good one.

Man: Woooooo!