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(DRUMS: ROCK BEAT)
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Like, wow. Like, crap. Last
year I was a high school brat.
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But now I'm here. Hope I'm
the one you pick to cheer!
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Fantastic!
I'm sorry. What?
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Oh, nothing. Don't let me slow you down.
It's just… Well, you're a surprise.
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How do you mean?
You have great spirit.
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But just a tad more
volume, if you would.
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I apologize.
Continue.
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Like, whoo. Like, whee.
I'm at the university.
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I'm psyched. I'm here. Hope I'm
the one you choose to cheer.
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I yell real loud and make
the Stingers super proud!
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My dear, you are wonderful…
cheer genius personified.
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A real individual.
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I'm joking, you spaz!
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Pardon me?
That was a cheer?
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That was the most boring, unoriginal,
biggest piece of crap I've ever seen!
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You suck!
(GASPS)
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(CACKLING)
(WHIMPERING)
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(CACKLING CONTINUES)
(SCREAMING)
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Mom, where are we?
Where are you, dear?
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You finally made it.
You're in college.
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(CHATTERING)
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Oh, man!
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(TECHNO)
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C-Come on The big game
is just about rockin'
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(CHATTERING)
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Hi. Can you guys tell me
how to get to Bancroft Hall?
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Hi. Can you tell me
how to get to…
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Hi, girls. Can you guys tell
me how to get to Bancroft…
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Excuse me!
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Hi. It's where some of the
cheerleaders are staying.
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Um, I'm trying out for the team.
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You girls don't cheer, do you?
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First of all,
it's women, not girls.
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Oh. Second, um, we do
neo-modern ballet.
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We don't wave pom-poms.
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And third, we can't direct
you to Bancroft Hall,
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because Nathaniel Bancroft was a
slave owner and an imperialist!
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Okay. Thanks.
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Appreciate it.
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You're not giving up already, are you?
Monica!
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(BOTH GIGGLING)
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First day of college, I'm
already saving my roommate.
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You did not have to save me.
I have been saving…
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your butt ever since
cheerleader camp.
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Have not!
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Really?
I remember a time…
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a spotter was out of position
and one of our cheerleaders…
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was gonna do a face-plant.
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Who was that cheerleader again?
Okay. Okay. I get it.
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(LAUGHING) I think the score is
Monica, two. Whittier, zero.
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And… Bancroft Hall
is this way.
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Did you know that Nathaniel
Bancroft was a slave owner…
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and an imperialist? Our
room has a ceiling fan.
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MAN: As well as paint
balloons, panty trees,
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super-gluing faculty doors,
releasing lab animals…
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and most important,
I'd like to remind you…
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that if you must…
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urinate,
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please…
do it in a toilet.
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Do not… I repeat…
Do not urinate…
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on an original manuscriptof The Canterbury Tales…
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located in the school library.
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You writing this down? You'd think
I wouldn't have to say that.
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The Nutcracker
is a patriarchal ballet.
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Okay? The only good thing in The
Nutcracker are the rats, and they die.
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(GRUNTING)
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Shakespeare. Hamlet?
(CHUCKLES SARCASTICALLY)
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"Euripidie…"
Euri… Eur…
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Lastly, we hope you take advantage
of the many extracurriculars…
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here at the university.
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Although I must report
we've had to cut funding…
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to some of the more
non-essential programs…
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on campus such as
the martial arts club,
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the ballet society…
(GASPS) Wha…
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and the entire musical
theater department.
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Fortunately, we haven't had to cut any
money from our two prized programs…
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the football team… That's right!
(BARKING)
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Yeah!
And… your seven-time…
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defending collegiate champion
Stinger cheerleading squad!
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Yea! Let's hear it
for our heroes!
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(CHEERING CONTINUES)
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STUDENTS: (CHANTING)
Tina! Tina! Tina! Tina!
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Tina! Tina! Tina! Tina!
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Tina! Tina! Tina! Tina!
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Hey, everybody!
I'm Tina Hammersmith!
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(EXCITED SQUEAL)
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Y'all ready to rock
the body electric?
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Ahhh! Let's get
this party started!
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Five, six, seven, eight!
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(TECHNO POP)
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GIRL: Whoo!
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GIRL: Yeah! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
You go, girl!
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CHEERLEADERS:
Two, three, four…
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Stingers in the house!
We're on the attack!
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That's right!
Got no extra fat!
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We don't eat Big Macs!
It's gross!
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Step to us! You might get smacked!
TINA: Whacked!
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We got more game than
the man they call Shaq!
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The moonwalk! The twist! The
shake and bake! The what?
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We can do it all
right here at State!
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Strap yourself in
so your mind won't blow!
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Sit back, relax
and enjoy the show!
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What's wrong with you people?
Stop it!
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Yeah! Stingers!
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This is terrible. What
do you mean "terrible"?
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They're perfect. I know.
That's what's terrible.
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They are perfect.
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Speaking of perfect. You ever
checked out your own ass?
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Whoa!
Gross!
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Just pay him no mind. No. No. I
think we should pay him mind.
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I mean, this… this man
has a lot to say. I do.
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I have a lot to say.
He's a unique individual.
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Very unique individual. With
his own thoughts and ideas.
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My own thoughts.
My own ideas.
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Who would never make a fool of himself.
Never ever…
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make a fool of myself. Even if he was
blindly mimicking whatever I said.
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Even if I was blindly…
(LAUGHS)
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Hey, punk.
Be watchin' you.
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Smart guy.
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Thank you.
No problem.
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Belly ring?
No belly ring?
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It's a cheerleading tryout. They're
going to be looking at your moves,
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not your body jewelry.
Oh, I know.
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But here's my theory: if they
concentrate on my belly,
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they won't recognize if I mess
up on my back handsprings.
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Whit, you're not gonna mess up.
I've seen your cheer skills.
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They're for real.
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Maybe for high school,
but this is college.
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And in college
you have to be the poo.
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Well, that shaggy boy at orientation
sure thought you were the poo.
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(GIGGLES) He was all on you
like ugly on an Osbourne.
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Him?
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You think?
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He did smile at me.
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Mm-hmm.
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But I can't lose my concentration.
I've really got to focus on tomorrow.
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I got to work on my cheer moves.
Hit it, girl.
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(ROCK)
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(GIGGLING)
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Before we begin, I want you to know
that just by trying out today,
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you're already a winner.
(GIGGLING)
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Unless, of course, you get cut.
In which case,
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technically you're a loser.
(CLEARS THROAT)
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(CAMERA WHIRS)
So, go for it.
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Okay, I'll start
with a simple aerial.
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No, I was thinking more
of a front handspring,
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back handspring,
front handspring,
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back handspring,
back handspring,
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front handspring,
back handspring…
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Okay! Give me an "S-S."
Give me a "T-R." Err!
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(MAN RAPPING)
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(INDISTINCT)
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(RAPPING CONTINUES)
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That was awesome. So, do
you got any good cheers?
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I got something for ya. I got a
little shout out. You got a what?
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I got to give a shout out to
all my people, baby! Whoo!
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I'm flossin'! You can't see me.
I got the ice.
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It's just blindin' ya!
Peace, and I'm out!
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Back handspring, front handspring,
cartwheel, back handspring, cartwheel…
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(CONTINUES)
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Give me an "S-S".
Give me a "T-R".
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I just screwed up again! Dang it!
I can't believe it! No!
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Just kill me right now!
Bam! Haha! Please?
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Front handspring, cartwheel, back
handspring, back handspring, cartwheel…
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Ooh.
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Ohh, yeah!
Oh, my God.
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Thanks for coming.
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(CAMERA WHIRS)
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And lastly,
Smith, comma, Whittier.
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Okay. So…
Wait.
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What is it?
That thing.
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That shiny offensive thing…
midsection.
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Oh, that's my belly ring.
Lose it immediately.
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Okay. Sorry.
(SCOFFS)
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(RING RATTLES)
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(ROLLS ACROSS FLOOR)
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WHITTIER: Okay.
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Um.
(CLATTERING)
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Okay. Are you ready?
How about, are you ready?
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I think so.
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Here I go! Hit it!
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(UP-TEMPO SCRATCH MIX)
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(PANTING)
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How's that?
Thank you.
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WOMAN: Sheila.
TINA: Too fat.
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Kenny.
Too dorky.
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Brenda.
TOGETHER: Psycho!
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Cindy.
Snaggletooth.
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Carol-Ann.
Eczema.
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It's called lotion.
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Theo.
Too gay!
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Patrick?
Not gay enough.
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(CHUCKLES)
And finally, Whittier.
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She's okay. Okay? Marni, she's
future head cheerleader material.
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Memo, pink ink, we already have
our future head cheerleader. Hi.
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(CHUCKLES) The only
difference being, she's cute.
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Yeah, she's cute the way
a smushed-up bug is cute.
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Oh, and excuse me. Did
you see her blond hair?
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So fake!
(SCOFFS)
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Well, if that's not the pot
calling the kettle blond.
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Ohh! I was… I was
born with dark roots.
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, anyway,
I'd be all over her.
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You know, if she had a schwinger.
Maybe she does.
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TINA: Enough!
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You two bitches can catfight all night,
but I'm the one that makes the decisions.
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Until I do…
you're dismissed.
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Leave me.
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Ow! (COUGHS)
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No time for rest, cherub.
Dean Sebastian.
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I didn't know you were here.
I've been here six hours.
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Saw every last peppy pigtail
that passed through this place.
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Pretty ugly, huh?
(CHUCKLES) Some were ugly.
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Some were hideous.
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While others were sublime.
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I'm talking about State's
next head cheerleader.
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Smith, comma, Whittier.
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Whittier can't be head
cheerleader next year.
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She's just a freshman. She's
just good is what she is.
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But the head cheerleader
spot is reserved for Marni.
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Tina! The State cheerleading
squad has won…
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seven consecutive
national titles,
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which over that time has
tripled alumni donations…
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and allowed me the life
to which I am accustomed.
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Just last year, I upgraded…
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from an '88 Jetta
to a 2003 Passat.
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Wow. I'm not about to
throw all that away…
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over some brown-nosing
mediocrity named Marni.
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Whittier might have what it
takes, but she's awfully raw.
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That, dear, is why
you must mold her.
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Shape her. Twist her
like Silly Putty.
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If you make her half
as great as you are,
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the national title will stay
here for years to come.
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Remember the school motto…
Whatever it takes.
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00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,507
I can't hear you.
(STAMPS FLOOR)
237
00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:10,741
Whatever it takes!
238
00:15:18,850 --> 00:15:19,950
Welcome to the team.
239
00:15:19,952 --> 00:15:21,419
(WHITTIER SQUEALING)
240
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:22,553
Welcome to the team.
241
00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:24,188
(GIRLS SQUEALING)
242
00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:26,857
Welcome to the…
Oh, uh, this is a size four.
243
00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:28,993
Is that gonna be too small for you?
Kidding!
244
00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:30,828
Kidding!
Get outta here.
245
00:15:32,731 --> 00:15:34,198
Welcome to the team.
246
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,466
Wait!
This isn't a uniform.
247
00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:36,767
These are towels.
248
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,869
You're very perceptive,
aren't you?
249
00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:41,505
But aren't I on the team?
250
00:15:41,507 --> 00:15:43,541
Of course you're on the team.
As a towel girl.
251
00:15:44,075 --> 00:15:45,843
It's an honor.
252
00:15:46,778 --> 00:15:48,446
How is it an honor?
253
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,080
(INCREDULOUS CHUCKLE)
254
00:15:50,082 --> 00:15:54,452
Say there is no towel girl. Say
Greg hoists Tina up into a cupie,
255
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:58,189
and there is no one to towel
off his sweaty hands.
256
00:15:58,191 --> 00:16:01,625
Tina slips. Tina falls and…
and lands on her spinal cord,
257
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:05,029
and she spends the rest of her life
doing watercolors with her teeth.
258
00:16:06,898 --> 00:16:08,833
Do you want that to happen?
259
00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:10,034
I guess not.
260
00:16:10,036 --> 00:16:11,235
Hmm.
261
00:16:12,804 --> 00:16:14,004
I didn't think so.
262
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:17,107
(CHATTERING)
263
00:16:17,109 --> 00:16:18,843
Man, these colors are hype!
264
00:16:18,845 --> 00:16:20,845
I am never taking this off.
265
00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:22,947
Even after you're dead in the ground?
Totally.
266
00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:24,482
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(LOCKER DOOR SLAMS)
267
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:27,651
Congratulations,
my little pumpkins.
268
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:32,156
You have now joined the best
of the best of the best.
269
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:35,025
Here's Marni
with some light reading.
270
00:16:35,027 --> 00:16:38,562
Now, study those rule books and
wear those uniforms with pride.
271
00:16:39,598 --> 00:16:42,733
People have given their ankles,
272
00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:46,570
ligaments, collarbones…
273
00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:50,875
in service to those very uniforms you
have on your taut little bodies.
274
00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:54,712
'Cause from here on out you
must be the "bomb diggity."
275
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:57,681
You must eat leaner,
train meaner, jump higher,
276
00:16:57,683 --> 00:17:01,151
yell louder and out-pep anyone
who stands in your way.
277
00:17:01,153 --> 00:17:04,788
You must brush better, floss better,
lather, rinse and repeat better…
278
00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:08,692
In other words, you must be better
in every aspect of your life.
279
00:17:09,961 --> 00:17:11,562
Are you ready for all that?
280
00:17:13,732 --> 00:17:14,932
Whittier?
281
00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:16,800
Uh. Uh. Uh…
282
00:17:22,607 --> 00:17:24,675
(UP-TEMPO POP ROCK)
283
00:17:29,681 --> 00:17:31,649
I'm gonna catch you guys later.
All right.
284
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,118
Is… (CLEARS THROAT)
285
00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:35,653
Is everything okay up there?
286
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,922
Again. Four, five,
six, seven, eight.
287
00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:39,657
Is everything okay up there?
288
00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:45,062
Hey, you're the orientation guy!
289
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,164
Yeah, Orientation Guy
is my given name.
290
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:48,732
But, um, it's not my real name.
291
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,067
My friends call me Derek.
292
00:17:51,036 --> 00:17:53,137
Well, hi, Derek.
I'm Whittier.
293
00:17:54,673 --> 00:17:57,241
Whittier? I like it.
294
00:17:58,076 --> 00:17:59,310
It's nice.
295
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:00,678
Thank you.
296
00:18:08,653 --> 00:18:11,221
You want to do something illegal?
What?
297
00:18:11,223 --> 00:18:13,223
Do you want to do
something illegal?
298
00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:14,325
MAN: Shut up!
299
00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:17,695
Uhh. Okay.
300
00:18:18,229 --> 00:18:20,230
Really?
301
00:18:20,232 --> 00:18:21,699
What kind of girl are you?
302
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:23,367
(LAUGHS) Stop!
303
00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:30,007
Whoa!
304
00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:31,275
(GRUNTS)
305
00:18:32,944 --> 00:18:34,812
No way. No.
306
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:36,847
You're a cheerleader. You
get thrown three stories…
307
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:38,115
in the air every day.
308
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,084
Tina would kill me
if I sprained an ankle.
309
00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:41,952
Who's Tina?
Our head cheerleader.
310
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:44,355
She's got rules against this kind of thing.
It's all in the manual.
311
00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:46,757
And you've
gotta follow the rules.
312
00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:48,826
Well, do you see Tina
anywhere around here?
313
00:18:51,162 --> 00:18:52,796
No.
314
00:18:53,965 --> 00:18:55,132
(GIGGLES)
315
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,167
(DEREK GROANING)
316
00:18:57,169 --> 00:18:58,802
WHITTIER: Sorry.
Are you okay?
317
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:03,741
Are we allowed to be in here?
318
00:19:04,976 --> 00:19:07,811
2:00 a.m.'s
the only good time to swim.
319
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,279
The rest of the time,
I'm working.
320
00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:11,148
Where?
321
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:14,952
Well, I do work-study
in the cafeteria.
322
00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:17,287
Part-time in an audio store.
Full-time as a student.
323
00:19:17,289 --> 00:19:19,189
And the rest of the time
as a mix-master.
324
00:19:19,191 --> 00:19:20,658
What's a mix-master?
325
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,259
It's a turn-tablist.
326
00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:24,128
What's a turn-tablist?
327
00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:25,029
It's a D.J.
328
00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:26,797
I knew that.
329
00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:28,132
(BOTH LAUGHING)
330
00:19:35,974 --> 00:19:39,209
Oh, hey. I'm not
into you like that. I…
331
00:19:39,211 --> 00:19:41,779
No, I didn't… I…
332
00:19:42,313 --> 00:19:44,081
(BOTH LAUGHING)
333
00:19:49,721 --> 00:19:51,722
Well, then I'm leaving. I'm out.
Okay. Fine. Fine.
334
00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:52,923
It's over.
335
00:19:53,992 --> 00:19:56,427
Okay.
Well, okay… (LAUGHS)
336
00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:58,162
Why do you work so much?
337
00:19:58,164 --> 00:20:02,833
Because my dad wouldn't pay my
tuition unless I declared premed.
338
00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:05,002
And you didn't want
to be a doctor, so…
339
00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:06,003
So, I work.
340
00:20:08,940 --> 00:20:11,809
Well, you know what they say
about men who work too hard.
341
00:20:14,112 --> 00:20:17,981
They become tired, boring…
342
00:20:17,983 --> 00:20:21,885
and in the process they lose
all their spontaneity.
343
00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:32,262
Derek, are you tired?
344
00:20:32,264 --> 00:20:34,998
No. You're boring!
(GIGGLING)
345
00:20:39,003 --> 00:20:40,170
You are boring.
346
00:20:41,106 --> 00:20:42,406
Boring, my ass!
(SQUEALS)
347
00:20:56,821 --> 00:20:58,522
Whoo!
(LAUGHS)
348
00:20:59,791 --> 00:21:01,525
God, you look great under water.
349
00:21:01,527 --> 00:21:03,861
Well, did I tell you
I'm a cheerleader?
350
00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:07,131
(LAUGHS) Yeah.
I think we covered that.
351
00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:11,301
Did we talk about
your 10,000 part-time jobs?
352
00:21:11,303 --> 00:21:13,070
Yeah.
I think a while back.
353
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:14,438
Oh.
354
00:21:17,008 --> 00:21:20,511
Well, was there anything else
that we needed to cover?
355
00:21:21,246 --> 00:21:23,313
Well, there was…
356
00:21:24,315 --> 00:21:25,816
one thing I wanted to…
357
00:21:32,023 --> 00:21:33,190
(WHIMPERS)
358
00:21:36,294 --> 00:21:37,261
I gotta go.
359
00:21:37,263 --> 00:21:38,829
Wait, wait, wait.
360
00:21:38,831 --> 00:21:40,831
Don't you want to stay and,
361
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:43,133
you know, swim a little more?
362
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,502
I think my roommate might be
getting worried about me.
363
00:21:45,504 --> 00:21:47,037
Why would she be worried?
364
00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:52,142
Because, you're turning
me into a criminal.
365
00:21:56,548 --> 00:22:00,417
Whit… Whittier, I could get
hypothermia without you here!
366
00:22:04,122 --> 00:22:05,589
(YELLS)
367
00:22:07,192 --> 00:22:09,159
And five, six, seven, eight!
368
00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:12,529
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight!
369
00:22:12,531 --> 00:22:14,932
One! Girls, put your
hands on your hips.
370
00:22:16,334 --> 00:22:19,970
Suzy, how about suckin' in the arm flab?
Thank you.
371
00:22:19,972 --> 00:22:23,140
Claire, sweetie, two eyebrows
are better than one.
372
00:22:23,142 --> 00:22:26,210
Think I gave you the memo.
Oh, my God! Monica!
373
00:22:26,212 --> 00:22:29,613
Time for some damage
control on that ass!
374
00:22:29,615 --> 00:22:31,548
For a minute there, I thought
I was looking at a Hefty Bag
375
00:22:31,550 --> 00:22:34,351
full of chili dogs! Ha!
376
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:37,387
Greg! How about the happy
cheer face now, huh?
377
00:22:37,389 --> 00:22:39,857
This is my happy cheer face.
378
00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:41,558
That's not a happy smile!
379
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:43,861
That's a hate smile.
380
00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:45,028
(WHISPERS) Is it
that obvious, bitch?
381
00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:46,330
All right.
Pop-off on two.
382
00:22:46,332 --> 00:22:48,098
One, two and… down.
383
00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:49,433
(GRUNTING)
384
00:22:50,335 --> 00:22:52,035
(SNICKERING)
385
00:22:53,238 --> 00:22:54,872
(DRUMS: ROCK BEAT)
386
00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:56,206
TINA: Five, six,
seven, eight!
387
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:59,376
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, again!
388
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:02,946
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, again!
389
00:23:02,948 --> 00:23:07,451
One, two, three, four… You suck
so much, I can't stand you! Again!
390
00:23:07,453 --> 00:23:10,020
Go! Faster, faster,
faster, faster, faster!
391
00:23:10,022 --> 00:23:13,056
Come on, you Sasquatch!
Let's go!
392
00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:15,025
Come on, Monica! Show me a herkie!
Let's see it!
393
00:23:15,027 --> 00:23:16,593
Let's see it!
What is that?
394
00:23:16,595 --> 00:23:19,029
Push. Push!
(GRUNTING)
395
00:23:19,031 --> 00:23:20,998
(STRAINING)
This weight is a car,
396
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,433
and it is pressed
on top of your mother!
397
00:23:23,435 --> 00:23:25,903
Lift it off your mom!
398
00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:28,572
(SCREAMING) Lift it off her!
Lift it off her!
399
00:23:30,041 --> 00:23:32,209
Too late. She's dead.
(WHIMPERS)
400
00:23:32,211 --> 00:23:35,112
TINA: What is this, a bowl
of Jell-O I'm looking at?
401
00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:37,447
Whit, that water is not
from the French Alps!
402
00:23:37,449 --> 00:23:40,951
Down for 10… And six
and seven and eight!
403
00:23:40,953 --> 00:23:44,054
(GRUNTING)
(CRIES OUT)
404
00:23:44,056 --> 00:23:47,024
You guys are looking so great today.
(CHUCKLES)
405
00:23:47,026 --> 00:23:49,660
I'm just kidding.
You look like crap.
406
00:23:49,662 --> 00:23:53,497
All right, Monica and Whittier,
get ready for a pop-off on four.
407
00:23:53,499 --> 00:23:54,932
Hey, you wanna do
a cradle off the back?
408
00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:56,033
You want to?
409
00:23:56,035 --> 00:23:57,534
Yeah.
410
00:23:57,536 --> 00:24:02,072
Ready?
One, two, three, four.
411
00:24:03,374 --> 00:24:04,541
(GIGGLING)
412
00:24:04,543 --> 00:24:07,277
What the hell was that?
413
00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:11,114
I asked for a simple pop-off!
Was that a simple pop-off?
414
00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:14,151
I'm very curious
to know, Monica.
415
00:24:14,153 --> 00:24:17,187
Was that or was that
not a pop-off?
416
00:24:17,189 --> 00:24:19,957
Settle down, Tina. We were giving
the routine a little flavor,
417
00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:22,159
a little individuality.
418
00:24:22,161 --> 00:24:27,130
A little flavor?
A little individuality?
419
00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:30,534
(LAUGHS) Missy, you are
no longer an individual.
420
00:24:30,536 --> 00:24:34,604
All right? You are a very
small, little minute part…
421
00:24:34,606 --> 00:24:37,007
of a very big-ass machine!
422
00:24:37,009 --> 00:24:38,976
And that machine has my name on it.
You got it?
423
00:24:40,745 --> 00:24:42,179
We're sorry.
424
00:24:43,147 --> 00:24:44,982
Not good enough, Whittier.
425
00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:47,451
Meet me in my office. 0800
426
00:24:49,153 --> 00:24:50,253
Is that the address?
427
00:24:54,058 --> 00:24:56,059
She's waiting for you.
Come on, this way.
428
00:25:04,068 --> 00:25:06,570
Tina, I'm really sorry about
what happened in practice.
429
00:25:06,572 --> 00:25:08,038
Shut the door.
430
00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:15,212
Did you know that, um,
431
00:25:15,214 --> 00:25:18,148
George W. Bush was
a cheerleader in college?
432
00:25:18,150 --> 00:25:23,320
Ronald Reagan was also a cheerleader.
So was Dwight D. Eisenhower.
433
00:25:23,322 --> 00:25:27,190
The three greatest presidents
of the last 200 years…
434
00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:29,059
all cheerleaders.
435
00:25:29,061 --> 00:25:30,761
Was Ronald Reagan
really one of the top three?
436
00:25:30,763 --> 00:25:33,230
Top 40.
My point is this.
437
00:25:33,232 --> 00:25:37,067
From great cheerleaders
come even greater leaders.
438
00:25:37,069 --> 00:25:39,102
You may be a great
cheerleader, Whittier,
439
00:25:39,104 --> 00:25:40,404
but you are not a great leader.
440
00:25:40,406 --> 00:25:42,639
I know, and I'm
really trying hard.
441
00:25:42,641 --> 00:25:45,442
See these portraits on the wall?
442
00:25:45,444 --> 00:25:50,447
A 98-year tradition of
cheerleading excellence at CSC.
443
00:25:50,449 --> 00:25:55,485
Starting back with the remarkable
Margaret Whiting in 1938.
444
00:25:56,254 --> 00:25:58,188
What's she doing?
445
00:25:58,190 --> 00:25:59,823
An arabesque.
446
00:25:59,825 --> 00:26:01,691
You can't tell
under the hoopskirt.
447
00:26:01,693 --> 00:26:06,196
All the way up to the fantastic
Hammersmith dynasty of today.
448
00:26:06,198 --> 00:26:07,397
These are your sisters?
449
00:26:08,099 --> 00:26:09,566
Yep.
450
00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:13,470
They're all part of a grand
legacy with no end in sight.
451
00:26:13,472 --> 00:26:15,272
That last empty frame
right there is reserved…
452
00:26:15,274 --> 00:26:17,507
for the head cheerleader
who will take our place…
453
00:26:17,509 --> 00:26:18,842
our next leader.
454
00:26:18,844 --> 00:26:20,077
Marni.
455
00:26:20,778 --> 00:26:22,813
It could be Marni.
(CHUCKLES)
456
00:26:22,815 --> 00:26:24,748
Or it could be Greg.
Whoo.
457
00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:26,450
Or as I've been thinking lately,
458
00:26:26,452 --> 00:26:28,351
it could be you.
459
00:26:28,353 --> 00:26:29,686
Yeah, right.
460
00:26:29,688 --> 00:26:31,254
I'm serious, Whittier.
461
00:26:32,356 --> 00:26:34,291
But I completely
messed up in practice.
462
00:26:34,293 --> 00:26:38,228
I thought you called me in
here to kick me off the team.
463
00:26:38,230 --> 00:26:41,098
Oh, I haven't totally
ruled that out yet.
464
00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:44,334
I don't know. I just expect more
out of you than the others.
465
00:26:44,336 --> 00:26:46,570
Certainly more than
your friend, Monica.
466
00:26:46,572 --> 00:26:48,371
Monica was just messing around.
467
00:26:48,373 --> 00:26:53,710
Oh, really? She's gonna be great on
game day? Monica is a sinking ship!
468
00:26:53,712 --> 00:26:56,480
To be a great cheerleader
you have to make sacrifices.
469
00:26:56,482 --> 00:26:58,582
And I suggest
you start with her.
470
00:27:00,151 --> 00:27:02,285
Do you mean not
being friends with her?
471
00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:03,453
'Cause we're roommates.
472
00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:05,222
Listen, sweetie.
473
00:27:05,224 --> 00:27:07,224
Being head cheerleader…
474
00:27:07,226 --> 00:27:10,594
is a privilege you should
very much want.
475
00:27:10,596 --> 00:27:12,662
I mean, (CHUCKLES)
476
00:27:12,664 --> 00:27:16,333
students have posters
of me on their walls.
477
00:27:16,335 --> 00:27:18,735
They pay hundreds of dollars…
478
00:27:18,737 --> 00:27:21,738
320 to be exact…
just to get my number.
479
00:27:21,740 --> 00:27:24,341
They raffle off the right to carry
my books to class. (LAUGHS)
480
00:27:24,343 --> 00:27:25,609
(CHUCKLING)
It's so silly.
481
00:27:26,711 --> 00:27:29,179
Foreign exchange students
literally…
482
00:27:29,181 --> 00:27:33,416
beg to do my homework…
straight A's.
483
00:27:33,418 --> 00:27:37,854
All this could be yours. You could be
the greatest thing on this campus…
484
00:27:37,856 --> 00:27:39,856
the next me.
(CHUCKLES)
485
00:27:39,858 --> 00:27:41,224
Whoa.
486
00:27:41,226 --> 00:27:43,360
But I don't know.
487
00:27:43,362 --> 00:27:45,729
It's all a question of how
bad you really want it.
488
00:27:45,731 --> 00:27:49,866
You're gonna have to shine at
the home opener this weekend.
489
00:27:49,868 --> 00:27:51,935
Literally millions
will be watching you.
490
00:27:51,937 --> 00:27:55,272
But most importantly,
I will be watching you.
491
00:27:58,676 --> 00:28:00,443
I'm tired now.
492
00:28:09,921 --> 00:28:13,456
Handing out all those towels has
made my arms feel like soggy Jell-O.
493
00:28:14,892 --> 00:28:16,826
I'm too tired to point out
how dumb that sounds.
494
00:28:16,828 --> 00:28:18,595
Hey, guys.
(GASPS)
495
00:28:18,597 --> 00:28:19,930
Hey, Britney Spaz.
496
00:28:19,932 --> 00:28:21,631
(GIGGLES)
Why are you so happy?
497
00:28:21,633 --> 00:28:24,834
Didn't Tina just rip you
a new… I can't say what.
498
00:28:24,836 --> 00:28:28,505
Actually… and, ladies,
please keep this a secret,
499
00:28:28,507 --> 00:28:31,875
Tina told me that
if I work really hard…
500
00:28:31,877 --> 00:28:33,710
and I play my cards right,
501
00:28:34,879 --> 00:28:37,914
I could become head cheerleader.
502
00:28:37,916 --> 00:28:39,549
Congratulations, Whittier!
503
00:28:39,551 --> 00:28:41,318
Yeah, that's great!
504
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:42,552
You're not bummed are you?
505
00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:44,888
No. I don't want
to be head cheerleader.
506
00:28:44,890 --> 00:28:48,658
I'm just flossin' my moves until I make
it as a dancer on J.lo's next tour.
507
00:28:48,660 --> 00:28:50,627
I've been meaning
to talk to you about that.
508
00:28:50,629 --> 00:28:52,662
What?
509
00:28:52,664 --> 00:28:55,365
Tina made a lot of sense
in practice the other day.
510
00:28:55,367 --> 00:28:59,603
There is a big difference between
individual dance moves and… Oh, my gosh!
511
00:28:59,605 --> 00:29:01,805
What?
512
00:29:01,807 --> 00:29:07,277
There's over 680 calories in that. Not
to mention 35 grams of saturated fat.
513
00:29:07,279 --> 00:29:10,847
That must've been a real special
talk you had with Tina back there.
514
00:29:10,849 --> 00:29:13,783
Too bad your Jedi mind tricks couldn't
fend off the dark side of the force.
515
00:29:15,353 --> 00:29:18,255
Monica, if you want to be
the bomb diggity,
516
00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:19,956
you have got to act
like the bomb diggity,
517
00:29:19,958 --> 00:29:21,925
and Tina is the bomb diggity!
518
00:29:24,495 --> 00:29:27,764
Did she just say, "bomb diggity"
three times in one sentence?
519
00:29:37,542 --> 00:29:43,446
P.A. ANNOUNCER: Your halftime score
is Stingers, 17. Willowcrest, nine.
520
00:29:44,749 --> 00:29:47,851
MONICA: No, I'm serious. We're
the ones with all the pressure.
521
00:29:47,853 --> 00:29:52,289
Pressure? No, girly, you don't
know what real pressure is!
522
00:29:52,291 --> 00:29:55,058
You see, I got to go out there first.
Just me.
523
00:29:55,060 --> 00:29:59,296
Solo. And if these 50,000 people
don't buy into the whole illusion…
524
00:29:59,298 --> 00:30:01,598
of who I am
and what I represent,
525
00:30:02,667 --> 00:30:03,933
you guys are toast!
526
00:30:04,902 --> 00:30:06,303
Aren't you just a big bug?
527
00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:08,838
Correction!
I am a hunting wasp…
528
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:12,008
of the order hymenoptera, with
a deadly venomous ovipositor!
529
00:30:12,010 --> 00:30:14,377
Do you know what that is?
Well, I'll tell ya!
530
00:30:14,379 --> 00:30:16,379
It's a deadly stinger, bitch!
531
00:30:18,783 --> 00:30:20,483
Bug!
532
00:30:22,787 --> 00:30:26,690
Stay in the zone, Sammy.
You stay in the zone.
533
00:30:26,692 --> 00:30:30,894
Chest out! Ponytail, no.
Up-do, yes.
534
00:30:30,896 --> 00:30:34,464
Sweetie, no double earrings. You're a
State cheerleader, not a State hooker.
535
00:30:34,466 --> 00:30:36,433
(MIMICKING BEATBOX)
536
00:30:37,902 --> 00:30:39,436
Go, go, go, Stingers
537
00:30:39,438 --> 00:30:40,737
(BEATBOX)
538
00:30:40,739 --> 00:30:43,640
Go-go, go-go-go
Uh-oh, the Stingers
539
00:30:43,642 --> 00:30:46,443
Remember, Whit.
Head cheerleader.
540
00:30:46,445 --> 00:30:48,044
What do you mean
"head cheerleader"?
541
00:30:48,046 --> 00:30:49,946
I'm the next head cheerleader.
I am!
542
00:30:49,948 --> 00:30:51,848
Focus on the performance.
543
00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:53,450
I am not gonna focus on
the performance! Focus!
544
00:30:53,452 --> 00:30:55,452
No, I'm not gonna focus!
I won't!
545
00:30:57,121 --> 00:31:00,390
I don't mean that. Please don't hate me!
Tina, please don't hate me!
546
00:31:00,392 --> 00:31:01,624
Hey, I don't hate you, Marni.
547
00:31:01,626 --> 00:31:02,692
Shut up!
548
00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:04,527
(BEATBOX)
549
00:31:06,564 --> 00:31:07,764
Sammy
550
00:31:07,766 --> 00:31:09,065
(BEATBOX)
551
00:31:09,734 --> 00:31:11,034
Here comes Sammy
552
00:31:11,036 --> 00:31:14,904
we ask you to turn your attention
to the multi-champion…
553
00:31:14,906 --> 00:31:18,541
Stinger cheerleaders and their
"Stingtacular" halftime show!
554
00:31:20,511 --> 00:31:25,648
Yeah! Come on!
Let's go!
555
00:31:25,650 --> 00:31:28,585
Let's get it on, Stingers!
Number one!
556
00:31:28,587 --> 00:31:31,087
Number one! Yeah!
557
00:31:31,089 --> 00:31:34,391
P.A. ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,
say hello to Sammy Stinger…
558
00:31:34,393 --> 00:31:37,427
and your Stinger cheerleaders!
559
00:31:37,429 --> 00:31:41,064
Let's go, Stingers!
Whoa!
560
00:31:55,513 --> 00:31:56,613
MAN: Hit it!
561
00:31:56,615 --> 00:31:59,616
(TECHNO POP)
562
00:31:59,618 --> 00:32:02,886
Turn the beat back
Come on, turn the beat back
563
00:32:02,888 --> 00:32:04,754
Turn the beat back
564
00:32:06,424 --> 00:32:08,057
Come on Turn the beat back
565
00:32:08,059 --> 00:32:11,428
Come on, turn the beat back
Turn the beat back
566
00:32:21,205 --> 00:32:26,142
Come on, turn the beat back Come on,
turn the beat back Turn the beat back
567
00:32:27,912 --> 00:32:30,847
Free, free Free-free-free
568
00:32:30,849 --> 00:32:32,482
Let's go, Stingers!
569
00:32:33,717 --> 00:32:35,552
(CROWD CHEERING)
570
00:32:51,001 --> 00:32:52,702
ALL: Stingers!
(CHEERING)
571
00:32:58,042 --> 00:33:00,543
Let's go, Stingers!
572
00:33:05,516 --> 00:33:07,217
Let's go, Stingers!
573
00:33:07,219 --> 00:33:09,652
ALL: Ohh! Ho-ho!
574
00:33:09,654 --> 00:33:11,654
Go back! Go back!
Let's see it again!
575
00:33:12,556 --> 00:33:14,824
Go, Stingers!
576
00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:16,192
(LAUGHING)
577
00:33:17,628 --> 00:33:18,728
One more time.
One more time.
578
00:33:18,730 --> 00:33:20,530
Tina, she's here.
579
00:33:22,199 --> 00:33:23,700
Hey, baby.
580
00:33:23,702 --> 00:33:25,101
CROWD: Way to go, Whittier!
581
00:33:25,103 --> 00:33:27,637
MAN: (SHOUTING)
Hey, Whittier!
582
00:33:27,972 --> 00:33:29,105
Hi.
583
00:33:29,107 --> 00:33:30,874
Whittier, right?
584
00:33:30,876 --> 00:33:34,277
Jackson. Senior, with
the Boxster out front?
585
00:33:34,279 --> 00:33:35,612
I was wondering if…
586
00:33:35,614 --> 00:33:37,514
We just saw the video,
and we were like,
587
00:33:37,516 --> 00:33:38,748
"That is the shizzle," and we…
588
00:33:38,750 --> 00:33:44,521
You two, hands off. This is
my party, my cheerleader.
589
00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:47,891
So, great facial on TV today.
590
00:33:47,893 --> 00:33:50,527
Sticking your tongue out on
camera, totally inspired.
591
00:33:50,529 --> 00:33:51,594
You think?
592
00:33:51,596 --> 00:33:53,863
O.M.G, it was T.D.F.,
F.Y.I.
593
00:33:53,865 --> 00:33:57,901
Whittier, this is Todd.
Starting wide receiver, 6'1",
594
00:33:57,903 --> 00:34:00,870
3.2 G.P.A.,
runs a 4.6 forty.
595
00:34:00,872 --> 00:34:02,539
4.5 forty.
596
00:34:02,541 --> 00:34:04,607
(BOTH LAUGHING)
597
00:34:04,609 --> 00:34:06,943
How ya doin'?
Uh, good. (GASPS)
598
00:34:06,945 --> 00:34:08,711
And it just doesn't happen. He
said he was a good listener.
599
00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:09,812
Hi, Marni.
600
00:34:09,814 --> 00:34:10,947
Would you like an appetizer?
601
00:34:10,949 --> 00:34:13,149
But he wasn't a good listener.
602
00:34:13,151 --> 00:34:14,217
(MOUTH FULL)
(INDISTINCT)
603
00:34:14,219 --> 00:34:15,652
Here.
How about a towel?
604
00:34:15,654 --> 00:34:16,953
(CONTINUES)
605
00:34:16,955 --> 00:34:18,154
(INDISTINCT)
606
00:34:18,156 --> 00:34:19,255
(GRUNTS)
607
00:34:19,257 --> 00:34:20,590
I'm sorry!
608
00:34:20,592 --> 00:34:22,926
Sorry. Would you
like an appetizer?
609
00:34:22,928 --> 00:34:25,795
This is why I go to the trouble
of hosting all these parties.
610
00:34:25,797 --> 00:34:28,131
So guys like you can mingle
with girls like you.
611
00:34:28,133 --> 00:34:30,333
So mingle.
Blaine!
612
00:34:31,902 --> 00:34:35,305
Eh, really nice
touchdown catch today.
613
00:34:35,307 --> 00:34:37,173
Homeboy didn't want to play
the rest of the game.
614
00:34:37,175 --> 00:34:40,343
Got taken off on a stretcher. The
quarterback's all staring at me.
615
00:34:40,345 --> 00:34:43,313
I'm like, "Oh, boy, I'm gonna hit you so
hard, your mama's gonna feel it!" Right?
616
00:34:43,315 --> 00:34:44,814
We broke from the huddle…
617
00:34:44,816 --> 00:34:46,883
Hi, Whittier. Would you
like an appetizer?
618
00:34:46,885 --> 00:34:47,951
I'm okay. Thank you.
619
00:34:47,953 --> 00:34:49,352
How about a towel?
620
00:34:49,354 --> 00:34:50,920
Then they motioned into a slot.
621
00:34:50,922 --> 00:34:55,592
Was gonna do an up-and-under pattern
behind the linebacker. And he's…
622
00:34:55,594 --> 00:34:57,627
You know, that's…
great, really.
623
00:34:57,629 --> 00:34:59,762
Do you mind if for
the next minute…
624
00:34:59,764 --> 00:35:02,231
we talk about something
other than football?
625
00:35:02,233 --> 00:35:05,635
Uh, I'm sorry.
It's my bad. I'm sorry.
626
00:35:05,637 --> 00:35:06,903
Thanks.
627
00:35:08,706 --> 00:35:11,374
So, Tina, um,
628
00:35:11,376 --> 00:35:13,209
tells me you're a "C" cup.
629
00:35:16,614 --> 00:35:18,815
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
630
00:35:18,817 --> 00:35:20,850
Oh, dude, check out
the brunette. Sweet!
631
00:35:20,852 --> 00:35:24,053
She was not gonna be
head cheerleader. And…
632
00:35:24,055 --> 00:35:26,756
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Check out
the blond right over there.
633
00:35:26,758 --> 00:35:28,725
Where? Where? The dude
right over there.
634
00:35:29,627 --> 00:35:31,027
What do you mean, "dude"?
635
00:35:31,029 --> 00:35:33,096
Hey, you know what? The
one with the great legs!
636
00:35:33,098 --> 00:35:35,098
I bet he could leg-press a mule.
637
00:35:36,967 --> 00:35:38,935
Oh, man!
638
00:35:38,937 --> 00:35:40,036
What?
639
00:35:40,038 --> 00:35:41,104
Oh, you…
You didn't know?
640
00:35:41,106 --> 00:35:43,306
Listen.
641
00:35:43,308 --> 00:35:46,009
I got nothin' against
your kind of people.
642
00:35:46,011 --> 00:35:49,078
It's just football rules.
I gotta kick your ass now.
643
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:50,847
That sounds like a party.
644
00:35:50,849 --> 00:35:52,882
You should know, though,
I bench-press 220.
645
00:35:54,151 --> 00:35:57,253
Whatever, dude.
235.
646
00:36:01,692 --> 00:36:03,926
Can we talk? Now?
647
00:36:03,928 --> 00:36:04,927
Pardon us.
Thank you.
648
00:36:07,965 --> 00:36:09,999
Yo! Dewey!
649
00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:11,367
Okay, let's blow this joint.
650
00:36:11,369 --> 00:36:13,670
Mon, Mon, Mon. Don't go yet.
Whit!
651
00:36:13,672 --> 00:36:16,105
We cheered on national television.
This is our coming-out party.
652
00:36:16,940 --> 00:36:19,275
Blue!
653
00:36:19,277 --> 00:36:22,045
Hey, excuse me. Uh, I'm looking
for a girl named Whittier.
654
00:36:22,047 --> 00:36:24,113
She's about yea tall.
She's blond, super-cute.
655
00:36:24,115 --> 00:36:28,017
Well, look who it is, smart guy.
656
00:36:28,019 --> 00:36:31,187
Why don't you say something
smart, smart guy?
657
00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:35,692
Yeah, okay. How about something
foreign and exotic like adiós.
658
00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:38,094
Hey, don't.
Chill, big guy!
659
00:36:38,096 --> 00:36:39,295
(SCOFFS)
660
00:36:39,297 --> 00:36:41,864
God!
661
00:36:41,866 --> 00:36:45,902
Besides, there are some good people here
too, and they're here to celebrate us!
662
00:36:45,904 --> 00:36:48,838
Yeah, they want
to celebrate all over us.
663
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:51,140
(GASPS) Derek!
664
00:36:51,142 --> 00:36:52,942
Hey, Monica.
Hi, hottie.
665
00:36:52,944 --> 00:36:54,711
I didn't think you were
gonna make it. Yeah.
666
00:36:54,713 --> 00:36:56,312
How'd you get past
the goon squad?
667
00:36:56,314 --> 00:36:59,048
Guile, cunning, cowardice.
668
00:36:59,050 --> 00:36:59,916
(CHUCKLES)
669
00:36:59,918 --> 00:37:01,184
(COOS)
670
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:05,221
You, scruffy boy.
671
00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:07,924
Out.
This party is exclusivo.
672
00:37:07,926 --> 00:37:10,226
No, it's okay. He's with me.
We're together.
673
00:37:10,994 --> 00:37:12,929
Who's he?
674
00:37:12,931 --> 00:37:14,931
This is Derek.
He's a D.J.
675
00:37:14,933 --> 00:37:17,767
(LAUGHS)
676
00:37:17,769 --> 00:37:21,938
There are, like, 10,000 hot
varsity football players inside,
677
00:37:21,940 --> 00:37:24,407
and you're snuggling up
to a D.J.?
678
00:37:25,075 --> 00:37:26,342
How edgy.
679
00:37:26,344 --> 00:37:28,111
What's wrong
with a D.J.?
680
00:37:28,113 --> 00:37:32,882
Honey, oh. There's a logical
order to the college universe,
681
00:37:32,884 --> 00:37:35,218
and the sooner you
learn it, the better.
682
00:37:35,220 --> 00:37:37,987
See, way up here at the top of
the ladder are football players.
683
00:37:37,989 --> 00:37:40,156
Right. They rule. Just
underneath them…
684
00:37:40,158 --> 00:37:45,361
are basketball players… smaller
biceps but still desirable.
685
00:37:45,363 --> 00:37:48,197
Then, soccer hunks,
lacrosse studs,
686
00:37:48,199 --> 00:37:51,768
fraternity presidents…
ohh… fraternity keg-masters,
687
00:37:51,770 --> 00:37:54,337
guys with cars with parking passes, guys
with cars without parking passes…
688
00:37:54,339 --> 00:37:59,108
Hey!
Bruce Lee fan clubbers,
689
00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:03,446
lit-mag squares, pep-band
dorks, um, film society toads,
690
00:38:03,448 --> 00:38:05,915
campus ministers,
school mascots…
691
00:38:05,917 --> 00:38:10,019
and then, God,
all the way at the bottom…
692
00:38:10,021 --> 00:38:11,788
are campus D.J.'s.
693
00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:14,557
One spot above
cafeteria workers.
694
00:38:14,559 --> 00:38:17,260
Actually, I work
at the cafeteria too.
695
00:38:17,262 --> 00:38:18,227
Oh, do you?
696
00:38:18,229 --> 00:38:21,397
Tsk. That's hopeless.
697
00:38:21,399 --> 00:38:26,536
Listen, Whit. Remember our
little "discush" the other day?
698
00:38:26,538 --> 00:38:29,539
You have to decide,
are you with us…
699
00:38:29,541 --> 00:38:31,240
or are you with him?
700
00:38:42,252 --> 00:38:45,154
I'm sorry.
701
00:38:45,156 --> 00:38:48,825
Derek, I…
702
00:38:55,365 --> 00:38:57,900
Oh, I get it. Yeah.
703
00:38:58,535 --> 00:39:00,970
Oops.
But… I'll call you!
704
00:39:04,441 --> 00:39:06,509
I can't believe
you just did that!
705
00:39:06,511 --> 00:39:10,213
Oh, she did the right thing.
She stuck with the winners.
706
00:39:10,215 --> 00:39:13,316
Excuse me? You think you're a winner
because you got a bunch of idiots…
707
00:39:13,318 --> 00:39:14,917
up your bomb diggity butt?
708
00:39:15,886 --> 00:39:17,253
Excuse me?
709
00:39:24,328 --> 00:39:25,895
Whittier!
710
00:39:26,530 --> 00:39:28,464
Are you coming?
Yeah.
711
00:39:30,267 --> 00:39:31,968
TINA: What are
you looking at?
712
00:39:31,970 --> 00:39:33,636
WOMAN: What's her problem?
MAN: Drama queen.
713
00:39:36,006 --> 00:39:39,308
So Doc says if I sprain my hip-flexor one
more time, I can kiss my herkie good-bye.
714
00:39:40,310 --> 00:39:43,112
Hey, you guys.
Hey.
715
00:39:43,114 --> 00:39:44,614
Greg, can you help me
stretch my hamstrings?
716
00:39:44,616 --> 00:39:46,015
Yeah.
717
00:39:47,050 --> 00:39:48,251
(SNAPPING FINGERS)
718
00:39:50,053 --> 00:39:51,520
Look, about the party…
On your feet.
719
00:39:52,256 --> 00:39:53,956
Practice has started.
720
00:39:58,362 --> 00:40:02,031
Today we're gonna work
on manners and respect.
721
00:40:02,033 --> 00:40:07,169
Because some of you don't know how
to behave at a team function.
722
00:40:07,171 --> 00:40:11,440
Some of you don't show proper
manners to a head cheerleader.
723
00:40:11,442 --> 00:40:15,244
Some of you don't show respect
to the concept of team unity.
724
00:40:15,246 --> 00:40:16,479
Come on.
725
00:40:16,481 --> 00:40:19,015
Oh, good! Monica.
726
00:40:19,650 --> 00:40:21,217
We'll start with you.
727
00:40:22,619 --> 00:40:24,620
WOMAN: Here we go.
What do you got?
728
00:40:24,622 --> 00:40:27,490
Front handspring round-off,
back handspring toe touch.
729
00:40:28,458 --> 00:40:31,060
(SYNTHESIZED POP)
730
00:40:38,535 --> 00:40:40,369
Stop the music!
(STOPS)
731
00:40:40,371 --> 00:40:41,570
Is that all you got?
732
00:40:43,674 --> 00:40:45,608
And again!
(RESUMES)
733
00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:48,277
Round-off back handspring,
back tuck.
734
00:40:57,554 --> 00:40:59,355
Music stop!
(STOPS)
735
00:40:59,357 --> 00:41:00,723
And again!
736
00:41:01,258 --> 00:41:02,625
Herkie!
737
00:41:03,460 --> 00:41:05,461
Herkie! Herkie! Herkie!
738
00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:07,596
Herkie! Herkie! Herkie! Herkie!
Herkie! Herkie! Herkie!
739
00:41:07,598 --> 00:41:10,299
(MONICA GROANS) Herkie! Herkie!
Herkie! No one touch her!
740
00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:11,367
(STOPS)
741
00:41:13,236 --> 00:41:16,739
I'm not done yet, Monica!
To be a real cheerleader…
742
00:41:16,741 --> 00:41:18,407
Tina, give it a rest.
743
00:41:18,409 --> 00:41:19,508
Not now, Greg!
744
00:41:19,510 --> 00:41:20,977
I said give it a rest!
745
00:41:24,348 --> 00:41:29,585
(EXHALES)
Okay. All right.
746
00:41:29,587 --> 00:41:33,689
(SIGHS) You're right. I should… I
should… I should give it a rest.
747
00:41:33,691 --> 00:41:35,424
Whittier, call out the steps.
748
00:41:35,426 --> 00:41:37,259
What, me?
749
00:41:37,261 --> 00:41:39,395
You heard me.
That's what leaders do.
750
00:41:39,397 --> 00:41:42,164
But Monica…
Call out the steps.
751
00:41:43,667 --> 00:41:45,568
Call them out!
752
00:41:45,570 --> 00:41:47,103
No!
753
00:41:47,105 --> 00:41:51,140
I put you in that uniform, and I
can take you right out of it!
754
00:41:51,142 --> 00:41:52,775
Call the steps,
or you're off the team.
755
00:41:54,745 --> 00:41:56,545
Then I'm off the team.
756
00:41:56,547 --> 00:41:58,014
Wh-What?
757
00:41:58,016 --> 00:42:00,149
(NERVOUS GIGGLE)
You heard me. I quit!
758
00:42:01,118 --> 00:42:02,251
I quit too.
759
00:42:02,253 --> 00:42:05,187
That's right.
I quit too.
760
00:42:05,189 --> 00:42:07,089
Greg, you'll lose your
cheerleading scholarship.
761
00:42:07,091 --> 00:42:09,458
That's right!
I'm stayin' here,
762
00:42:09,460 --> 00:42:11,227
but under a cloud of shame.
763
00:42:13,630 --> 00:42:15,064
Tina.
764
00:42:17,634 --> 00:42:21,270
You can have this back because
it's supposed to show team spirit.
765
00:42:21,272 --> 00:42:23,039
It's supposed
to make us feel proud,
766
00:42:23,041 --> 00:42:25,508
but I just feel
guilty and stupid!
767
00:42:25,510 --> 00:42:28,644
So you can have your skirt and
your spankies and your top.
768
00:42:28,646 --> 00:42:30,179
I'm out of here!
769
00:42:36,620 --> 00:42:39,221
I need this to get home. I'll bring
it back when it's dry-cleaned.
770
00:42:40,390 --> 00:42:41,690
(MOUTHS WORDS)
771
00:42:41,692 --> 00:42:44,160
Bye, Miss Bomb Diggity.
772
00:42:49,433 --> 00:42:52,435
(HUFFS) She'll be back.
773
00:42:54,071 --> 00:42:56,372
She's not coming back!
774
00:42:56,374 --> 00:42:57,573
(SIGHS)
775
00:42:58,442 --> 00:43:01,110
It's only Whittier.
776
00:43:01,112 --> 00:43:03,079
Ice cream…
Super Fudge Chunk.
777
00:43:03,081 --> 00:43:04,847
No!
Ice cream!
778
00:43:06,616 --> 00:43:08,384
All right!
Stupid.
779
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:11,353
(SPECTATORS YELLING)
780
00:43:11,355 --> 00:43:12,655
(CHEERING)
781
00:43:21,331 --> 00:43:22,765
Hey.
Hey.
782
00:43:28,405 --> 00:43:31,874
WOMAN: Run! Run! All right, take home!
Take home!
783
00:43:31,876 --> 00:43:33,676
(GROANS)
784
00:43:33,678 --> 00:43:35,678
Our team sucks!
785
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:37,213
Whittier, quit worrying
about the game…
786
00:43:37,215 --> 00:43:38,581
and enjoy the sunshine.
787
00:43:39,449 --> 00:43:41,250
The sun sucks.
788
00:43:41,252 --> 00:43:42,818
Whittier, don't you know
that the sun…
789
00:43:42,820 --> 00:43:45,121
is nature's Prozac?
790
00:43:45,123 --> 00:43:47,790
Do you really think the sun is
gonna make me feel better…
791
00:43:47,792 --> 00:43:50,159
about giving up the most
important thing in my life?
792
00:43:50,161 --> 00:43:53,462
No, but I'm out of real Prozac,
so you're gonna have to deal.
793
00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:55,698
I ruined my career
as a cheerleader.
794
00:43:55,700 --> 00:43:58,134
I ruined my relationship with Derek.
I could've had a boyfriend.
795
00:43:58,136 --> 00:44:00,603
I ruined my entire life!
796
00:44:02,906 --> 00:44:05,241
Yeah, I feel better.
797
00:44:05,243 --> 00:44:06,642
Anyone want to hit the library?
798
00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:07,877
Ooh, I'll go with.
799
00:44:07,879 --> 00:44:09,812
This place is starting
to weird me out anyway.
800
00:44:09,814 --> 00:44:12,648
Women's softball…
I just don't get it.
801
00:44:13,383 --> 00:44:16,218
(CHUCKLES) Whittier…
802
00:44:21,525 --> 00:44:22,591
It'll be okay.
803
00:44:22,593 --> 00:44:24,260
I know. Thank you.
804
00:44:25,362 --> 00:44:26,762
You'll be fine, girl!
805
00:44:28,498 --> 00:44:29,732
Trust me.
806
00:44:29,734 --> 00:44:32,735
WOMAN: Come on.
Let's go, Stingers.
807
00:44:36,673 --> 00:44:37,773
(YELLING)
808
00:44:37,775 --> 00:44:39,308
(CHEERING)
809
00:44:41,345 --> 00:44:44,446
WOMAN: Nice job.
Nice way to take the base.
810
00:44:45,248 --> 00:44:46,448
WOMAN: Batter up!
811
00:44:47,350 --> 00:44:49,351
(RHYTHMIC HISSING)
812
00:44:55,859 --> 00:44:57,626
(BELL TOLLING IN DISTANCE)
813
00:45:02,566 --> 00:45:05,234
Come on, y'all.
Let's hear it.
814
00:45:05,236 --> 00:45:07,937
We got Stinger spirit.
815
00:45:07,939 --> 00:45:10,639
Come on, y'all.
Let's hear it.
816
00:45:10,641 --> 00:45:13,642
We got Stinger spirit.
817
00:45:13,644 --> 00:45:15,844
Come on, y'all.
Let's hear it!
818
00:45:15,846 --> 00:45:18,547
We got Stinger spirit.
819
00:45:18,549 --> 00:45:20,783
Come on, y'all.
Let's hear it.
820
00:45:20,785 --> 00:45:22,651
We got Stinger spirit.
821
00:45:23,553 --> 00:45:25,955
Come on, y'all.
Let's hear it.
822
00:45:25,957 --> 00:45:27,823
We got Stinger spirit.
823
00:45:27,825 --> 00:45:29,425
(SUBDUED CHEERING)
824
00:45:29,427 --> 00:45:33,229
Come on, y'all. Let's hear it.
We got Stinger spirit.
825
00:45:33,231 --> 00:45:35,364
Come on, y'all.
Let's hear it!
826
00:45:35,366 --> 00:45:37,600
We got Stinger spirit!
827
00:45:37,602 --> 00:45:39,501
Come on, y'all.
Let's hear it!
828
00:45:39,503 --> 00:45:42,004
What's going on?
We got Stinger spirit!
829
00:45:42,006 --> 00:45:44,406
(CLAPPING) Come on, y'all.
Let's hear it.
830
00:45:44,408 --> 00:45:48,277
We got Stinger spirit. Come on, y'all.
Let's hear it!
831
00:45:48,279 --> 00:45:50,279
ALL: We got Stinger spirit!
832
00:45:50,281 --> 00:45:52,615
Come on, y'all.
Let's hear it.
833
00:45:52,617 --> 00:45:56,385
We got Stinger spirit! Come on, y'all.
Let's hear it.
834
00:45:56,387 --> 00:45:59,722
We got Stinger spirit. Come on, y'all.
Let's hear it.
835
00:45:59,724 --> 00:46:01,657
We got Stinger spirit!
836
00:46:07,864 --> 00:46:09,898
(CHEERING)
837
00:46:09,900 --> 00:46:11,767
WOMAN: Yeah.
838
00:46:11,769 --> 00:46:12,935
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
Yes!
839
00:46:12,937 --> 00:46:15,537
Number one!
Number one!
840
00:46:15,539 --> 00:46:16,639
(ALL CHEERING)
841
00:46:16,641 --> 00:46:18,807
Let's go, Stingers!
Let's go!
842
00:46:18,809 --> 00:46:20,676
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
843
00:46:20,678 --> 00:46:23,379
Those are my girls!
Go, Stingers!
844
00:46:28,752 --> 00:46:30,486
MAN: Whoa! Whoa!
845
00:46:35,892 --> 00:46:38,394
Monica! Monica!
846
00:46:40,664 --> 00:46:41,730
I got it!
847
00:46:41,732 --> 00:46:42,831
You got…
848
00:46:42,833 --> 00:46:44,033
You got what?
849
00:46:44,035 --> 00:46:45,467
We're gonna start our own squad.
850
00:46:45,469 --> 00:46:47,336
Oh, shut up.
No, no. I'm serious.
851
00:46:47,338 --> 00:46:49,471
Our own squad.
New and improved.
852
00:46:49,473 --> 00:46:51,540
Shut up! No. For real!
Come on! Let's go!
853
00:46:55,679 --> 00:46:58,447
Are you sure you put the
audition time on the flyer?
854
00:46:58,449 --> 00:47:00,015
Yes.
855
00:47:00,017 --> 00:47:02,751
Okay, because it was
an hour and a half ago.
856
00:47:02,753 --> 00:47:04,787
I put the time on there.
857
00:47:04,789 --> 00:47:07,356
Okay. Well, what color
paper did you use?
858
00:47:07,358 --> 00:47:10,426
I already told you.
Lemon yellow.
859
00:47:10,428 --> 00:47:13,329
You should have used
wild berry pink.
860
00:47:13,331 --> 00:47:15,998
Wild berry pink always
gets people to show up.
861
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,334
Why are you all up in my grille?
862
00:47:18,336 --> 00:47:21,637
Do you see me asking what color
markers you used for the big signs?
863
00:47:21,639 --> 00:47:23,405
Black and gold.
864
00:47:23,407 --> 00:47:24,740
With glitter?
865
00:47:26,343 --> 00:47:27,810
No.
866
00:47:27,812 --> 00:47:30,045
Whit, what is
a sign without glitter?
867
00:47:30,047 --> 00:47:32,081
That is why nobody showed up!
868
00:47:33,116 --> 00:47:35,050
(DISTANT CHATTERING)
Shh. Shh.
869
00:47:35,052 --> 00:47:36,852
(CHATTERING CONTINUES)
Do you hear that?
870
00:47:37,754 --> 00:47:39,488
Someone's coming.
871
00:47:49,099 --> 00:47:51,133
You ladies ready for my dope?
872
00:47:55,672 --> 00:47:57,139
I don't know what that was.
873
00:47:57,141 --> 00:48:01,744
Our new-and-improved squad
lasted exactly 97 minutes.
874
00:48:01,746 --> 00:48:04,646
Don't give up yet. I mean,
maybe we'll find some talent.
875
00:48:04,648 --> 00:48:07,783
Where? All the cheerleaders on
campus are already cheerleaders.
876
00:48:07,785 --> 00:48:11,053
It's not like we're gonna run
into a group of people…
877
00:48:11,055 --> 00:48:13,922
just spontaneously
shouting out… cheers.
878
00:48:13,924 --> 00:48:15,758
(PEOPLE SHOUTING CHEERS)
879
00:48:19,629 --> 00:48:20,829
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
880
00:48:20,831 --> 00:48:21,830
Yes!
MAN: What do we want?
881
00:48:21,832 --> 00:48:23,065
CROWD: Justice!
882
00:48:23,067 --> 00:48:24,433
When do we want it?
883
00:48:24,435 --> 00:48:27,536
MAN: And how
will we get it?
884
00:48:27,538 --> 00:48:29,905
By standing outside
the dean's office…
885
00:48:29,907 --> 00:48:32,541
(VOICES OVERLAPPING)
886
00:48:32,543 --> 00:48:34,910
Sorry, what? I have no
idea what you just said.
887
00:48:34,912 --> 00:48:38,080
Who in the hell
are these people?
888
00:48:38,082 --> 00:48:42,117
The ones that lost their practice space
when the dean took away their funding.
889
00:48:42,119 --> 00:48:43,452
Justice!
890
00:48:43,454 --> 00:48:45,487
Man, they got jacked.
891
00:48:45,489 --> 00:48:47,423
And how will we get it?
892
00:48:47,425 --> 00:48:49,057
By standing outside
the dean's office…
893
00:48:49,059 --> 00:48:50,926
(VOICES OVERLAPPING)
894
00:48:51,861 --> 00:48:53,462
You guys suck.
895
00:48:58,568 --> 00:49:02,704
First of all, I want to thank you guys
all for coming here today to this…
896
00:49:02,706 --> 00:49:04,840
What's the word
I'm looking for? Hi.
897
00:49:04,842 --> 00:49:06,175
Shit-hole?
898
00:49:06,709 --> 00:49:09,144
Thanks.
899
00:49:09,146 --> 00:49:11,914
It's the only place that we could
find to meet. So, anyway…
900
00:49:11,916 --> 00:49:16,118
Today we're starting a new
cheerleading club on campus.
901
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:17,719
Why cheerleading, you say?
902
00:49:17,721 --> 00:49:19,822
Because cheerleading is fun.
903
00:49:19,824 --> 00:49:21,757
And it fosters school spirit.
904
00:49:21,759 --> 00:49:23,592
And it also keeps you…
905
00:49:24,929 --> 00:49:28,630
So, what do you guys say?
Are you ready to cheer?
906
00:49:28,632 --> 00:49:29,832
Yeah!
907
00:49:33,736 --> 00:49:35,804
Yes?
908
00:49:35,806 --> 00:49:39,708
Most of my pieces involve anguish…
as a theme.
909
00:49:40,877 --> 00:49:42,811
Do you have any cheers
about anguish?
910
00:49:45,916 --> 00:49:49,184
Well, we have one that
goes like this. Ready?
911
00:49:49,186 --> 00:49:50,786
Okay!
912
00:49:50,788 --> 00:49:53,021
BOTH: That's all right!
That's okay!
913
00:49:58,695 --> 00:50:02,264
So that one kind of addresses the
issue of anguish… kind of.
914
00:50:02,266 --> 00:50:04,066
But other than that, not really.
915
00:50:04,068 --> 00:50:07,236
(CLEARS THROAT)
What about soliloquies?
916
00:50:07,238 --> 00:50:08,504
Well, we don't really have…
917
00:50:08,506 --> 00:50:10,539
And what about accents?
918
00:50:10,541 --> 00:50:14,643
Because I am the master…
of accents.
919
00:50:15,879 --> 00:50:18,180
No. See, what we do
is cheerleading.
920
00:50:18,182 --> 00:50:19,982
Then I'm out.
Me too.
921
00:50:19,984 --> 00:50:22,518
No, no, no.
Hold on because…
922
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:23,952
Hold on for one second.
923
00:50:23,954 --> 00:50:25,220
Wait, you guys.
924
00:50:25,222 --> 00:50:27,289
Something Whittier forgot…
Hey. Wait.
925
00:50:27,291 --> 00:50:30,292
Something Whittier forgot
to tell you all is…
926
00:50:31,528 --> 00:50:34,096
if we're good,
we can go to nationals.
927
00:50:34,098 --> 00:50:36,698
Now, if we go to nationals,
we could win.
928
00:50:38,101 --> 00:50:41,570
If we win, we get a
check for $20,000.
929
00:50:42,772 --> 00:50:45,173
Now, Penelope, you could
use that money…
930
00:50:45,175 --> 00:50:47,609
to rent rehearsal space.
931
00:50:47,611 --> 00:50:50,913
And, Francis, you could mount
up a production of Godspell
932
00:50:50,915 --> 00:50:53,081
where everyone has
a French accent.
933
00:50:53,083 --> 00:50:54,583
Interesting.
934
00:50:54,585 --> 00:50:57,152
Plus, we're gonna be
a real squad too.
935
00:50:57,154 --> 00:50:59,054
On our squad, you're gonna be
able to do whatever you want…
936
00:50:59,056 --> 00:51:00,622
do your own thing.
937
00:51:00,624 --> 00:51:05,561
We can stamp out the varsity
cheerleading squad once and for all.
938
00:51:10,900 --> 00:51:12,834
Where do we sign up?
Right over there.
939
00:51:14,604 --> 00:51:16,672
Oh, yeah.
940
00:51:16,674 --> 00:51:18,173
I've been saving you
since cheerleader camp.
941
00:51:18,175 --> 00:51:19,908
You did not have to save me.
942
00:51:19,910 --> 00:51:22,844
I think the score is now Whittier, zero.
Monica, three.
943
00:51:22,846 --> 00:51:24,212
Thanks.
944
00:51:24,214 --> 00:51:26,648
(GIGGLING)
Come on, silly.
945
00:51:28,084 --> 00:51:29,952
This is so "ridic."
946
00:51:29,954 --> 00:51:33,155
Do they actually think they're
a real cheer squad now?
947
00:51:33,157 --> 00:51:36,825
They're real cheerleaders in the same
way that Joan Rivers has a real face.
948
00:51:38,361 --> 00:51:40,662
We have to crush them.
949
00:51:40,664 --> 00:51:44,666
We have to take their heads and
grind them into the mud…
950
00:51:44,668 --> 00:51:50,138
and then stomp on their backs and then drive
over them with a Jeep Cherokee S.U.V.
951
00:51:50,140 --> 00:51:53,976
Marni, geez. Take a pill of
the chill variety, okay?
952
00:51:53,978 --> 00:51:56,078
(SCOFFS) We don't
need to do anything.
953
00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:58,780
We cannot have a competing
spirit squad on campus, Tina.
954
00:51:58,782 --> 00:52:01,316
Trust me, they won't
be a threat to us.
955
00:52:01,318 --> 00:52:04,853
They're nothing but a support
group for rejects and losers.
956
00:52:05,755 --> 00:52:07,923
Besides… (CHUCKLES)
957
00:52:07,925 --> 00:52:08,991
How 'bout that practice space?
958
00:52:08,993 --> 00:52:10,292
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
959
00:52:10,294 --> 00:52:11,827
(GAGGING)
960
00:52:13,229 --> 00:52:15,998
And right, left, clap.
961
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:17,966
Right, clap.
Left, clap.
962
00:52:17,968 --> 00:52:19,067
Come on, you guys.
963
00:52:19,069 --> 00:52:20,669
Step left.
Step right.
964
00:52:20,671 --> 00:52:22,237
A little bit tighter, Penelope.
965
00:52:22,239 --> 00:52:24,640
Little bit tighter.
Stand back, woman.
966
00:52:24,642 --> 00:52:27,909
I need at least a three to
five-foot radius… Oh, my…
967
00:52:27,911 --> 00:52:32,147
When I rock like this
rock like this
968
00:52:32,149 --> 00:52:35,017
When I rock like this When I
rock like this it's rhythm
969
00:52:35,019 --> 00:52:37,185
Roll. Roll.
970
00:52:37,187 --> 00:52:39,721
Rock like this Rock like this
971
00:52:39,723 --> 00:52:43,025
When I rock like this When I
rock like this it's rhythm
972
00:52:43,893 --> 00:52:45,193
Follow me.
973
00:52:47,797 --> 00:52:50,132
Good. Now try three claps
into a high "V."
974
00:52:52,402 --> 00:52:53,902
(GROANS)
975
00:52:53,904 --> 00:52:56,672
(ALL GASPING)
976
00:52:56,674 --> 00:53:00,042
Okay, guys. And five, six, seven, eight.
(WHIMPERING)
977
00:53:00,044 --> 00:53:04,079
Grab one, two… Down… Three, four…
Up… Five, six. Good.
978
00:53:04,081 --> 00:53:06,815
WHITTIER: Okay, stand up now. Good.
MONICA: Stand up. Yeah.
979
00:53:06,817 --> 00:53:09,384
Can you guys just turn around?
Yeah. Face us.
980
00:53:09,386 --> 00:53:11,720
WHITTIER: Hold your stomach.
Squeeze your butt.
981
00:53:11,722 --> 00:53:13,955
Don't look down. No, no, no.
Good. Good. Great.
982
00:53:13,957 --> 00:53:16,458
(GROANING) Catch me! (CRASH)
983
00:53:16,460 --> 00:53:20,228
Okay. This is
a basic pyramid.
984
00:53:20,230 --> 00:53:23,799
Matthew, you'll take the
wing position here. Yeah.
985
00:53:23,801 --> 00:53:26,835
Penelope, you're gonna
swing around here…
986
00:53:26,837 --> 00:53:29,171
and start your
stunt there, okay?
987
00:53:29,173 --> 00:53:31,239
I can't be an "O."
988
00:53:31,241 --> 00:53:34,176
You can't be an "O"?
989
00:53:34,178 --> 00:53:37,245
O's represent emptiness.
990
00:53:37,247 --> 00:53:40,749
And by making me an "O,"
you're calling me empty.
991
00:53:42,151 --> 00:53:44,386
That's insane. Okay?
992
00:53:44,388 --> 00:53:47,289
Uh, O's don't
represent emptiness.
993
00:53:47,291 --> 00:53:50,792
They represent hugs.
And X's are kisses.
994
00:53:50,794 --> 00:53:51,927
Everyone knows that.
995
00:53:53,162 --> 00:53:54,796
(SCOFFS)
996
00:53:56,733 --> 00:53:58,934
WHITTIER: Up. Up.
Lock your legs.
997
00:53:58,936 --> 00:54:00,902
Good.
Yes! Tighter.
998
00:54:02,105 --> 00:54:04,005
When I rock like this
999
00:54:04,941 --> 00:54:06,908
(CONTINUES)
1000
00:54:13,349 --> 00:54:16,918
Double base extension. Ready?
Five, six, seven, eight.
1001
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:19,488
BOTH: One, two
and three, four. Up.
1002
00:54:22,091 --> 00:54:24,459
Good job. Bring in the legs.
MONICA: Okay. You got it.
1003
00:54:24,461 --> 00:54:26,061
Don't look down.
1004
00:54:26,063 --> 00:54:27,763
Don't look down.
No, no, no, no.
1005
00:54:27,765 --> 00:54:30,132
Hey. You know,
I think I… (GROANS)
1006
00:54:30,134 --> 00:54:33,301
Rock like this Rock like
this Rock like this
1007
00:54:33,303 --> 00:54:36,238
When I rock like this rock like
this When I rock like this
1008
00:54:36,240 --> 00:54:38,473
Rock like this When I rock
like this rock like this
1009
00:54:38,475 --> 00:54:40,308
Rock like this Rock like
this Rock, rock, rock, rock
1010
00:54:40,310 --> 00:54:43,011
R-R-R-R-R-R-Rock
1011
00:54:44,013 --> 00:54:46,314
(ROCK)
1012
00:54:48,284 --> 00:54:50,352
(KNOCKING)
1013
00:54:53,089 --> 00:54:54,289
What's up, girl?
1014
00:54:54,291 --> 00:54:55,323
So what's going on?
1015
00:54:55,325 --> 00:54:56,424
What?
1016
00:54:56,426 --> 00:54:58,059
I said,
"What's going…"
1017
00:54:58,061 --> 00:54:59,427
Sorry.
1018
00:54:59,429 --> 00:55:01,096
Sometimes
1019
00:55:01,098 --> 00:55:03,265
I wake up early to say good-bye
1020
00:55:03,267 --> 00:55:04,366
What's going on?
1021
00:55:04,368 --> 00:55:07,269
Oh, not much.
How 'bout you?
1022
00:55:07,271 --> 00:55:09,337
Well, we have this new
cheerleading squad.
1023
00:55:09,339 --> 00:55:11,573
Yeah. So I heard.
And we're improving.
1024
00:55:11,575 --> 00:55:13,842
We're just missing something.
1025
00:55:13,844 --> 00:55:17,379
We don't have any rhythm. You know, no
backbeat to help us bring it all together.
1026
00:55:17,381 --> 00:55:19,581
But if we had
a great D.J…
1027
00:55:20,983 --> 00:55:23,285
(CONTINUES)
1028
00:55:23,287 --> 00:55:26,888
Look, I got three jobs, this radio
gig, two advanced lit classes…
1029
00:55:26,890 --> 00:55:29,357
I know it would mean
a lot to Whittier.
1030
00:55:29,359 --> 00:55:31,226
(CONTINUES)
1031
00:55:32,395 --> 00:55:35,263
Look, she feels really bad
about what happened.
1032
00:55:35,265 --> 00:55:37,032
She's looking for a way
to reconnect with you.
1033
00:55:39,402 --> 00:55:43,038
Hold on. I gotta intro
this next tune.
1034
00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:46,975
That, my friends, was the bitchin'
sound of The Promise Ring.
1035
00:55:46,977 --> 00:55:49,077
This next track is dedicated
to all the guys out there
1036
00:55:49,079 --> 00:55:51,613
whose hearts have been
ripped out of their chests
1037
00:55:51,615 --> 00:55:55,050
and devoured for breakfast by cute,
peppy, social-climbing blond girls.
1038
00:55:55,052 --> 00:55:58,186
Give me a "Hey." Give me a "Ho." Give
me a "I don't know you anymore."
1039
00:55:58,188 --> 00:55:59,387
I know it sucks.
1040
00:55:59,389 --> 00:56:01,189
(ROCK)
1041
00:56:03,092 --> 00:56:04,993
What was your question?
1042
00:56:04,995 --> 00:56:06,194
Forget it.
1043
00:56:07,930 --> 00:56:09,030
(MAN SINGING)
1044
00:56:09,032 --> 00:56:10,031
(INDISTINCT)
1045
00:56:12,134 --> 00:56:14,636
(CONTINUES)
1046
00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:23,879
Dear Lord, help us kick almighty ass
today in our debut as a spirit squad.
1047
00:56:23,881 --> 00:56:28,416
Help us to perform the double back
handspring into a back tuck as majestically…
1048
00:56:28,418 --> 00:56:30,552
as your only son Jesus would.
1049
00:56:30,554 --> 00:56:33,321
This is a big
sporting event for us.
1050
00:56:33,323 --> 00:56:36,391
Guide us in leading this team to victory.
Bring it in.
1051
00:56:36,393 --> 00:56:37,893
One, two, three!
1052
00:56:37,895 --> 00:56:39,060
ALL: Renegades!
1053
00:56:40,129 --> 00:56:41,329
Come on. Croquet.
1054
00:56:41,331 --> 00:56:42,931
(CHEERING)
(CLAPPING)
1055
00:56:42,933 --> 00:56:45,333
FRANCIS: Croquet! Yes!
1056
00:56:45,335 --> 00:56:47,302
Come on! Croquet!
Let's go!
1057
00:56:47,304 --> 00:56:50,338
Let's go, croquet!
That's right!
1058
00:56:50,340 --> 00:56:51,940
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
1059
00:56:51,942 --> 00:56:53,208
MAN: Yeah.
Come on, cricket!
1060
00:56:53,210 --> 00:56:55,610
Ready? Okay!
Okay!
1061
00:56:55,612 --> 00:56:58,914
ALL: That's all right. It's croquet.
We're gonna…
1062
00:56:58,916 --> 00:57:00,282
(VOICES OVERLAPPING)
1063
00:57:00,284 --> 00:57:03,385
Come on! Come on!
Yeah! Let's go! Yeah!
1064
00:57:03,387 --> 00:57:05,520
Croquet!
Number one!
1065
00:57:07,156 --> 00:57:10,158
WHITTIER: Let's go, croquet!
Let's go!
1066
00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:12,661
That's right, croquet!
Let's go!
1067
00:57:12,663 --> 00:57:16,197
MAN: Whoo! Yeah!
Let's do it. All right.
1068
00:57:16,199 --> 00:57:18,166
WHITTIER:
Let's go, croquet!
1069
00:57:18,168 --> 00:57:19,267
Let's go!
1070
00:57:19,269 --> 00:57:21,069
(ALL CHEERING)
1071
00:57:21,470 --> 00:57:22,971
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
1072
00:57:22,973 --> 00:57:25,006
MAN: Hit that ball!
Hit that ball!
1073
00:57:25,008 --> 00:57:30,312
Take that ball and hit it.
What I say? Now whack it.
1074
00:57:30,314 --> 00:57:35,050
Yeah, now that's the ticket.
Yeah, that's the ticket.
1075
00:57:35,052 --> 00:57:36,251
(VOICES OVERLAPPING)
1076
00:57:36,253 --> 00:57:37,552
Croquet! Come on!
1077
00:57:37,554 --> 00:57:40,655
Is, uh, all this noise
bothering you, pal?
1078
00:57:41,524 --> 00:57:43,692
The noise I can take.
1079
00:57:43,694 --> 00:57:46,061
It's the suckiness
that bothers me.
1080
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:52,167
(SIGHS)
1081
00:57:54,036 --> 00:57:55,737
(ROCK)
1082
00:57:56,672 --> 00:57:58,473
(VEHICLE APPROACHING)
1083
00:58:00,276 --> 00:58:02,277
(CONTINUES)
1084
00:58:04,246 --> 00:58:06,114
Hit it
1085
00:58:07,249 --> 00:58:08,350
(CONTINUES)
1086
00:58:08,352 --> 00:58:10,385
Hit, hit
1087
00:58:10,387 --> 00:58:12,053
Let's hit it!
1088
00:58:14,490 --> 00:58:15,590
WHITTIER: Five, six,
seven, eight.
1089
00:58:15,592 --> 00:58:16,591
MONICA: Five, six,
seven, eight.
1090
00:58:16,593 --> 00:58:18,259
Tell me what we need
1091
00:58:18,261 --> 00:58:20,495
Stinger pride Stinger pride
1092
00:58:20,497 --> 00:58:22,230
Tell me what we breathe
1093
00:58:22,232 --> 00:58:24,599
Stinger pride Stinger pride
1094
00:58:24,601 --> 00:58:26,001
Tell me what we bleed
1095
00:58:26,003 --> 00:58:28,403
Stinger pride Stinger pride
1096
00:58:28,405 --> 00:58:29,704
Tell me what we need
1097
00:58:29,706 --> 00:58:32,240
Stinger pride Stinger pride
1098
00:58:32,242 --> 00:58:33,708
Tell me what we breathe
1099
00:58:33,710 --> 00:58:36,077
Stinger pride Stinger pride
1100
00:58:36,079 --> 00:58:37,579
Tell me what you see
1101
00:58:37,581 --> 00:58:39,748
Stinger pride Stinger pride
1102
00:58:39,750 --> 00:58:41,383
Tell me what we need
1103
00:58:41,385 --> 00:58:44,152
Stinger pride Stinger pride
1104
00:58:44,154 --> 00:58:45,520
Hell, yeah!
1105
00:58:45,522 --> 00:58:47,489
Stinger pride Stinger pride
1106
00:58:50,426 --> 00:58:52,027
(CHEERING)
1107
00:58:52,495 --> 00:58:56,064
(ALL CHEERING)
1108
00:59:03,506 --> 00:59:06,307
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
1109
00:59:10,346 --> 00:59:12,380
(CONTINUES)
1110
00:59:21,424 --> 00:59:24,459
(CONTINUES)
1111
00:59:24,461 --> 00:59:26,094
Cola beverage… diet.
1112
00:59:30,299 --> 00:59:32,634
Wipe the spittle.
1113
00:59:32,636 --> 00:59:36,304
They look foolish. I mean, really.
What do they have?
1114
00:59:36,306 --> 00:59:38,073
They have enthusiasm.
1115
00:59:38,574 --> 00:59:40,308
So do we!
1116
00:59:40,310 --> 00:59:42,844
And they have the love of the crowd.
Do we?
1117
00:59:42,846 --> 00:59:45,280
Don't even think that thought.
1118
00:59:45,282 --> 00:59:48,216
And I'm just saying… a
person goes against his team,
1119
00:59:48,218 --> 00:59:51,386
and he could lose his
cheerleading scholarship.
1120
00:59:51,388 --> 00:59:53,288
Let's go.
We've got work to do.
1121
00:59:55,758 --> 00:59:57,258
TINA: Now, Greg!
1122
00:59:59,528 --> 01:00:02,397
(BELL TOLLING)
1123
01:00:02,399 --> 01:00:06,234
That herkie into a cupie just before
we spread the rubber with it…
1124
01:00:06,236 --> 01:00:09,270
That was almost as moving as the
helicopter landing in Miss Saigon.
1125
01:00:09,272 --> 01:00:11,406
Yeah. I… I know. For a
moment there, at the end,
1126
01:00:11,408 --> 01:00:13,108
Yeah!
1127
01:00:13,110 --> 01:00:16,344
When we won,
I experienced an emotion…
1128
01:00:16,346 --> 01:00:20,448
that I can only describe
as moderate happiness.
1129
01:00:20,450 --> 01:00:22,484
How did you know
where we were gonna be?
1130
01:00:25,454 --> 01:00:28,123
You told him?
1131
01:00:28,125 --> 01:00:30,158
Whittier, zero.
Monica, four.
1132
01:00:30,793 --> 01:00:32,694
Thanks.
1133
01:00:32,696 --> 01:00:36,464
Your, uh, squad… is gonna have a
real tough time winning nationals…
1134
01:00:36,466 --> 01:00:39,534
when, technically speaking,
you don't exist.
1135
01:00:39,536 --> 01:00:42,403
(SCOFFS) Look around.
I'd say we exist.
1136
01:00:43,839 --> 01:00:45,640
Who are you?
1137
01:00:45,642 --> 01:00:48,776
Shh… It's called a
razor, scruffy boy.
1138
01:00:48,778 --> 01:00:52,413
You don't exist according to a
little thing called Section Eight…
1139
01:00:52,415 --> 01:00:55,416
of the National Collegiate
Cheer Association Bylaws.
1140
01:00:55,418 --> 01:00:57,752
Yeah. It states that, um,
each university…
1141
01:00:57,754 --> 01:01:00,655
shall be represented
by one… and only one…
1142
01:01:00,657 --> 01:01:03,391
O-N-E… cheer squad.
1143
01:01:05,728 --> 01:01:06,895
You can't do this to us.
1144
01:01:06,897 --> 01:01:09,497
So make like a Tom and cruise.
1145
01:01:09,499 --> 01:01:11,833
This is modern-day imperialism.
1146
01:01:11,835 --> 01:01:13,168
Boo freaking hoo.
1147
01:01:13,170 --> 01:01:15,637
Uh, you missed
something, sweetie.
1148
01:01:15,639 --> 01:01:18,540
It does say that only one team
from State can go to nationals.
1149
01:01:18,542 --> 01:01:19,841
Sí.
1150
01:01:19,843 --> 01:01:21,910
But it doesn't say which team.
1151
01:01:22,912 --> 01:01:24,812
That team could be us.
1152
01:01:25,581 --> 01:01:27,182
(HUFFS)
1153
01:01:28,417 --> 01:01:31,553
Even if all that is true,
it doesn't matter.
1154
01:01:31,555 --> 01:01:35,456
Varsity has been going
to nationals forever.
1155
01:01:35,458 --> 01:01:37,292
That is not gonna change.
1156
01:01:37,294 --> 01:01:38,960
It just might.
1157
01:01:38,962 --> 01:01:41,829
Looks like we're at an impasse.
1158
01:01:41,831 --> 01:01:44,465
So how 'bout you and I just
figure this out right now.
1159
01:01:44,467 --> 01:01:49,470
Where did you get that? That
does not belong to you.
1160
01:01:49,472 --> 01:01:52,373
Ladies, we are not going
to settle things this way.
1161
01:01:52,375 --> 01:01:54,576
There's only one honest,
impartial person
1162
01:01:54,578 --> 01:01:56,244
on this campus who can
judge who's right.
1163
01:01:56,246 --> 01:01:57,312
(MIMICKING IN FAST VOICE)
1164
01:01:57,314 --> 01:01:59,614
(MOUSY VOICE)
1165
01:01:59,616 --> 01:02:03,918
And while I admire your spunk, Miss Smith,
this is a school built on tradition.
1166
01:02:03,920 --> 01:02:05,687
But…
1167
01:02:05,689 --> 01:02:07,555
And in this case tradition
favors Miss Hammersmith.
1168
01:02:08,657 --> 01:02:10,525
I must say, Whittier,
1169
01:02:10,527 --> 01:02:14,229
there's a lot of good, honest wisdom
behind what the dean has to say.
1170
01:02:14,231 --> 01:02:15,430
Thank you.
You're welcome.
1171
01:02:15,432 --> 01:02:18,266
Sure.
1172
01:02:18,268 --> 01:02:21,436
But what about the rules? Nowhere
in the bylaws does it say…
1173
01:02:21,438 --> 01:02:23,638
that it has to be the varsity
team that goes to nationals.
1174
01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:25,273
Why can't it be us?
1175
01:02:25,275 --> 01:02:30,311
If you… squint your eyes just right…
the rules say it could be you.
1176
01:02:30,313 --> 01:02:32,013
But we're talking about
seven consecutive years
1177
01:02:32,015 --> 01:02:33,881
of cheerleading excellence here.
1178
01:02:33,883 --> 01:02:36,251
I'm not gonna
put an end to that.
1179
01:02:37,953 --> 01:02:40,655
Miss Hammersmith
will go to nationals.
1180
01:02:42,358 --> 01:02:44,959
With all due respect,
Dean Sebastian,
1181
01:02:44,961 --> 01:02:48,796
I don't think that's a decision that
will go over well with the student body.
1182
01:02:48,798 --> 01:02:52,400
I mean, if you suppress
our voices on campus,
1183
01:02:52,402 --> 01:02:55,903
you will be hearing from us in
letters to the board of trustees…
1184
01:02:55,905 --> 01:02:58,273
not to mention the
around-the-clock protestors
1185
01:02:58,275 --> 01:03:00,541
that will be outside your door.
1186
01:03:00,543 --> 01:03:04,312
Okay, okay, okay. We get it.
What the hell do you want?
1187
01:03:04,314 --> 01:03:06,948
A competition in front of
the whole student body.
1188
01:03:06,950 --> 01:03:09,951
Let them decide who's
better, your team or mine.
1189
01:03:09,953 --> 01:03:11,953
Girl on girl.
Hmm.
1190
01:03:14,290 --> 01:03:16,391
Winner goes to nationals.
1191
01:03:17,526 --> 01:03:20,962
(CLEARS THROAT)
Listen, Whit.
1192
01:03:22,464 --> 01:03:24,866
We're good friends, right?
1193
01:03:24,868 --> 01:03:29,504
And as a good friend, I should caution
you that such a competition…
1194
01:03:29,506 --> 01:03:32,507
could embarrass you severely.
1195
01:03:32,509 --> 01:03:36,044
It could destroy your
already-fragile psyche.
1196
01:03:37,446 --> 01:03:40,348
Well, that's a risk
I'm willing to take, Tina.
1197
01:03:40,350 --> 01:03:42,550
(GROANS) She can't
do this, can she?
1198
01:03:42,552 --> 01:03:44,719
Actually, Miss Hammersmith,
I think it's a splendid idea.
1199
01:03:46,021 --> 01:03:47,422
We'll have a competition.
1200
01:03:47,424 --> 01:03:48,756
What?
1201
01:03:48,758 --> 01:03:50,358
Thank you.
1202
01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:51,893
We'll have a competition
in the field house…
1203
01:03:51,895 --> 01:03:53,928
this coming Saturday.
What?
1204
01:03:53,930 --> 01:03:55,997
Wait. That's the day after tomorrow.
(GIGGLING)
1205
01:03:55,999 --> 01:03:58,399
If you'll excuse me, ladies,
I have a lunch date.
1206
01:03:58,401 --> 01:03:59,867
We can't be ready by then.
1207
01:03:59,869 --> 01:04:02,070
TINA: We'll be ready.
Yes, you will.
1208
01:04:02,072 --> 01:04:03,705
This can't be happening.
1209
01:04:03,707 --> 01:04:07,542
You're the one who asked for
the competition. Good day.
1210
01:04:08,077 --> 01:04:09,777
Ready to back out yet?
1211
01:04:09,779 --> 01:04:13,047
Are you kidding me? After
the way you treated us?
1212
01:04:13,049 --> 01:04:14,949
You know I used to
look up to you?
1213
01:04:14,951 --> 01:04:17,018
But that was before
I found out who you are.
1214
01:04:17,020 --> 01:04:19,087
An insecure "tanorexic."
1215
01:04:20,389 --> 01:04:22,857
Listen to me, you hobbit.
1216
01:04:22,859 --> 01:04:24,992
After this idiotic
competition is over,
1217
01:04:24,994 --> 01:04:26,728
you'll be praying you were me.
1218
01:04:26,730 --> 01:04:29,931
You'll be finished as a
cheerleader and finished here.
1219
01:04:29,933 --> 01:04:33,101
I will knock you so far down
you'll be in the cafeteria…
1220
01:04:33,103 --> 01:04:36,671
with your edgy, freak of a boyfriend,
putting grapes in the Jell-O molds.
1221
01:04:36,673 --> 01:04:38,139
Oh, yeah?
Mm-hmm.
1222
01:04:38,141 --> 01:04:40,408
Don't be all up in my Kool-Aid.
1223
01:04:44,380 --> 01:04:45,513
What does that mean?
1224
01:04:46,582 --> 01:04:48,616
(INSTRUMENTAL)
1225
01:04:53,589 --> 01:04:58,159
The Stingers hoops team won their
first exhibition contest 72-54.
1226
01:04:58,161 --> 01:05:00,595
And the women's softball
squad dropped both games…
1227
01:05:00,597 --> 01:05:04,399
of a doubleheader
against State A&M.
1228
01:05:04,401 --> 01:05:07,735
And now it's time for the
CSC News Eye On Sports.
1229
01:05:07,737 --> 01:05:11,472
On location is beat reporter
Colleen Lipman.
1230
01:05:11,474 --> 01:05:14,842
Thanks, Colleen. The campus
is in a frenzy this week,
1231
01:05:14,844 --> 01:05:18,146
thanks to the big cheerleading showdown
in the field house this Saturday.
1232
01:05:18,148 --> 01:05:21,516
Go, go, go, go.
Come on, you sissy!
1233
01:05:21,518 --> 01:05:24,585
COLLEEN: The varsity cheer team has
been vigorously training for the event.
1234
01:05:24,587 --> 01:05:27,722
I'm totally not tired.
Why are y'all so tired?
1235
01:05:27,724 --> 01:05:32,927
And State cheerleading legend, Tina Hammersmith,
is confident about her team's chances.
1236
01:05:32,929 --> 01:05:35,730
This is nothing new to us. We've
defeated some of the best…
1237
01:05:35,732 --> 01:05:38,633
intercollegiate competition
ever assembled.
1238
01:05:38,635 --> 01:05:42,036
This amateur squad
is just a speed bump…
1239
01:05:42,038 --> 01:05:43,104
on the way to nationals.
1240
01:05:44,907 --> 01:05:48,609
Excusez-moi. One sec.
1241
01:05:48,611 --> 01:05:50,745
Let's go!
I didn't say stop.
1242
01:05:50,747 --> 01:05:53,214
COLLEEN: How important is
victory on Saturday?
1243
01:05:53,216 --> 01:05:57,552
Oh. It's very important.
It's very important.
1244
01:05:57,554 --> 01:06:00,521
It… It's very important.
This is very, very…
1245
01:06:00,523 --> 01:06:03,090
I… I cannot tell you
how important this is.
1246
01:06:04,793 --> 01:06:08,229
It's a… It's pretty…
pretty important.
1247
01:06:08,231 --> 01:06:10,765
Meanwhile, some people
around campus…
1248
01:06:10,767 --> 01:06:15,136
are starting to dub the upstart
competition as… the Renegades.
1249
01:06:15,138 --> 01:06:16,904
Head cheerleader,
Whittier Smith,
1250
01:06:16,906 --> 01:06:19,240
insists her squad
is ready to go.
1251
01:06:19,242 --> 01:06:21,809
We are definitely going to win.
1252
01:06:21,811 --> 01:06:25,713
We've got a great team, we've worked
extremely hard and it's gonna be tough, but,
1253
01:06:25,715 --> 01:06:28,015
you know, Rocky beat
Apollo Creed, right?
1254
01:06:28,017 --> 01:06:30,218
MAN: Uh, Whit, he lost.
He what?
1255
01:06:30,220 --> 01:06:37,225
COLLEEN: To train for the event, the
Renegades have taken an unusual approach,
1256
01:06:37,227 --> 01:06:41,829
cheering for typically under-appreciated
teams such as the diving team,
1257
01:06:41,831 --> 01:06:44,765
the bowling club
and the fencing squad.
1258
01:06:44,767 --> 01:06:48,536
ALL: Stab him. Stab him.
Poke him in the eye.
1259
01:06:48,538 --> 01:06:51,739
Run the sword through
till his blood runs dry.
1260
01:06:51,741 --> 01:06:52,907
En garde!
1261
01:06:54,776 --> 01:06:58,846
Well, some people look at an
impossible situation and ask why.
1262
01:06:58,848 --> 01:07:02,850
Others look at the same
situation and ask, why not?
1263
01:07:02,852 --> 01:07:04,952
For the competition on Saturday,
1264
01:07:04,954 --> 01:07:07,555
I'm asking myself why.
1265
01:07:07,557 --> 01:07:11,959
Why bother? In a billion years we'll all
be obliterated by a black hole anyway.
1266
01:07:11,961 --> 01:07:15,029
There you have it, Colleen.
Back to you.
1267
01:07:15,031 --> 01:07:16,531
Thanks, Colleen.
1268
01:07:30,946 --> 01:07:35,082
Seven, eight. One, two, three,
four, five, six, seven, eight.
1269
01:07:35,084 --> 01:07:38,953
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
1270
01:07:38,955 --> 01:07:39,854
(ALL CHEERING)
Yeah!
1271
01:07:39,856 --> 01:07:41,822
Shh, shh, shh.
1272
01:07:41,824 --> 01:07:44,592
You guys, we can't let anybody know
we're in here. Really, really good job.
1273
01:07:44,594 --> 01:07:45,960
Don't leave any of your stuff.
1274
01:07:45,962 --> 01:07:47,962
All right.
1275
01:07:47,964 --> 01:07:49,564
Think we're ready?
1276
01:07:49,566 --> 01:07:52,767
Well, no one fell tonight.
I'm pretty happy about that.
1277
01:07:52,769 --> 01:07:54,569
Um, Whittier,
can I talk to you alone?
1278
01:07:54,571 --> 01:07:55,836
Yeah. Francis, what's up?
1279
01:07:55,838 --> 01:07:58,839
Uh, I'm gonna level with you.
1280
01:07:58,841 --> 01:08:01,742
I'm getting very nervous
about tomorrow. Okay?
1281
01:08:01,744 --> 01:08:05,913
And I'm thinking about
violating myself tonight.
1282
01:08:05,915 --> 01:08:08,916
It's an actor
relaxation technique.
1283
01:08:08,918 --> 01:08:11,586
What I need to know from you
is what does Whittier think?
1284
01:08:11,588 --> 01:08:13,688
Is that a bad idea, or…
1285
01:08:14,257 --> 01:08:20,895
Uh, would you say violating yourself
usually hurts you or helps you?
1286
01:08:20,897 --> 01:08:25,132
Oh, I'd say it's made me
the actor that I am today.
1287
01:08:26,234 --> 01:08:28,369
Okay. Then I would
say hold off.
1288
01:08:28,371 --> 01:08:30,171
Will do, chief.
Okay.
1289
01:08:30,173 --> 01:08:34,241
Well, well, well. If it isn't
the blond leading the bland.
1290
01:08:34,243 --> 01:08:36,877
Last minute cram session,
kiddie kiddos?
1291
01:08:36,879 --> 01:08:38,646
Why don't you guys
worry about your own team?
1292
01:08:38,648 --> 01:08:40,381
That's what
a real leader would do.
1293
01:08:40,383 --> 01:08:43,684
Oh. Is that what
a real leader would do?
1294
01:08:43,686 --> 01:08:47,154
A real leader wouldn't be
practicing at midnight, Whit.
1295
01:08:47,156 --> 01:08:49,190
You can drill a loser
all night long,
1296
01:08:49,192 --> 01:08:52,727
and in the morning,
you still got a loser.
1297
01:08:52,729 --> 01:08:55,196
Put makeup on a pig…
It's still a pig.
1298
01:08:55,198 --> 01:08:56,931
Oink, oink, oink, oink.
(GIGGLES)
1299
01:08:56,933 --> 01:08:58,833
(GIGGLES)
1300
01:08:58,835 --> 01:09:00,901
You wanna hear
our cheer for tomorrow?
1301
01:09:00,903 --> 01:09:03,904
We're ready, we're fit, we'll
smack you like a little bitch.
1302
01:09:03,906 --> 01:09:08,242
Oh-ho. We're tough, we're lean,
step to us and we'll get mean.
1303
01:09:08,244 --> 01:09:11,078
Hey, ho, you know.
We'll put you on the flo'.
1304
01:09:11,080 --> 01:09:13,781
Dust off your spankies.
Stand up and get some mo'.
1305
01:09:15,651 --> 01:09:18,786
Don't cry, don't pout,
don't have yourself a cow.
1306
01:09:18,788 --> 01:09:22,156
You're gonna get whupped. Your
mommy can't help you now.
1307
01:09:22,158 --> 01:09:24,158
(WOMAN GIGGLES) Come on. You
can do better than that.
1308
01:09:24,160 --> 01:09:26,227
I can do better, bitch.
Let's go.
1309
01:09:26,229 --> 01:09:28,062
Come on.
Marni, chill.
1310
01:09:28,064 --> 01:09:29,764
Marni.
No.
1311
01:09:29,766 --> 01:09:31,132
Get back here! We are
not finished with this.
1312
01:09:31,134 --> 01:09:33,367
Hey, hey! Ow. Okay.
1313
01:09:33,369 --> 01:09:35,670
Watch the face.
Okay, girls,
1314
01:09:35,672 --> 01:09:37,705
slap and tickle time is over.
1315
01:09:37,707 --> 01:09:40,274
Oh. Ow! (GRUNTS)
1316
01:09:40,276 --> 01:09:43,878
Oh! Right.
There you go.
1317
01:09:45,247 --> 01:09:47,248
Ow.
(GROANS)
1318
01:09:48,083 --> 01:09:51,252
Ow. Ow.
1319
01:09:51,254 --> 01:09:54,388
Little, uh, concealer will
help that situation there.
1320
01:09:58,060 --> 01:09:59,960
(GROANS) Tina!
1321
01:10:00,429 --> 01:10:02,163
(BEEP ON P.A.)
1322
01:10:02,165 --> 01:10:03,964
WOMAN ON P.A:
Paging Dr. Stateman.
1323
01:10:03,966 --> 01:10:05,232
(GROANS)
1324
01:10:05,234 --> 01:10:07,468
I'm fine, you guys.
1325
01:10:07,470 --> 01:10:11,205
Yeah? Can you hold me up in the air
with three crushed metacarpals?
1326
01:10:11,207 --> 01:10:14,041
Of course. Ow! Shit!
1327
01:10:15,177 --> 01:10:17,745
We should just call
Tina and forfeit.
1328
01:10:17,747 --> 01:10:20,414
Yeah, you know what. I don't
think we have a choice.
1329
01:10:20,416 --> 01:10:24,452
I guess tomorrow I'll go back to doing
Phantom of the Opera in my dorm room. Hmm.
1330
01:10:24,454 --> 01:10:27,188
Wait. Hold up, guys.
Listen.
1331
01:10:27,190 --> 01:10:31,225
Tomorrow we are gonna go into that field
house and get in front of those students.
1332
01:10:31,227 --> 01:10:34,495
And as sure as I'm standing here
right now, I can assure you that…
1333
01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:40,034
that we might suck.
1334
01:10:40,036 --> 01:10:42,837
We might totally suck,
but to a real cheerleader…
1335
01:10:42,839 --> 01:10:45,106
it doesn't matter if you win or lose.
(DOOR OPENS)
1336
01:10:45,108 --> 01:10:47,942
It only matters if you
try as hard as you can…
1337
01:10:47,944 --> 01:10:51,178
if you give it every ounce
of spirit you've got.
1338
01:10:51,180 --> 01:10:52,780
So, what do you say?
1339
01:10:54,349 --> 01:10:57,051
Who wants to suck tomorrow?
1340
01:10:57,053 --> 01:11:01,088
You know what? If there's one thing
I'm good at in this world…
1341
01:11:01,090 --> 01:11:03,124
it's sucking.
1342
01:11:03,126 --> 01:11:05,159
I'm in!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1343
01:11:05,161 --> 01:11:06,494
Hey.
1344
01:11:06,496 --> 01:11:08,963
Why suck if you could not suck?
1345
01:11:08,965 --> 01:11:11,499
Because we're missing Francis.
It's gonna be hard.
1346
01:11:11,501 --> 01:11:13,467
Well, could you guys use a sub?
1347
01:11:14,436 --> 01:11:17,204
You're gonna lose
your scholarship.
1348
01:11:17,206 --> 01:11:21,108
Yeah, well, whatever I lose in
financial aid, I'll gain in testicles!
1349
01:11:21,110 --> 01:11:22,076
So I'm in!
1350
01:11:22,078 --> 01:11:23,778
(ALL CHATTERING)
1351
01:11:27,215 --> 01:11:29,884
MAN: Okay. All right.
1352
01:11:29,886 --> 01:11:33,788
Come on. Let's go.
Twenty-five, 26, 27,
1353
01:11:33,790 --> 01:11:36,357
28, 29, 30.
1354
01:11:36,359 --> 01:11:37,825
More.
1355
01:11:39,427 --> 01:11:40,861
More.
1356
01:11:42,430 --> 01:11:45,800
More! Oh! Oh! Give me that!
(GROANS)
1357
01:11:45,802 --> 01:11:47,101
(DANCE)
Co… Come on
1358
01:11:48,336 --> 01:11:49,403
How are you feelin'?
1359
01:11:49,405 --> 01:11:50,805
I feel like I wanna smile.
1360
01:11:50,807 --> 01:11:51,906
Good!
Hey!
1361
01:11:54,176 --> 01:11:56,877
Ow. Ooh. You ready
to kick a little?
1362
01:11:56,879 --> 01:11:57,978
Bring it!
1363
01:11:59,381 --> 01:12:00,881
(MIMICKING BEATBOX)
1364
01:12:03,985 --> 01:12:05,953
I'm feelin' a little nervous
A little, little nervous
1365
01:12:05,955 --> 01:12:07,254
(BEATBOX)
1366
01:12:07,256 --> 01:12:10,925
I really have to pee
Really, really have to pee
1367
01:12:18,300 --> 01:12:19,900
Check. Check.
1368
01:12:21,369 --> 01:12:23,003
Check!
(FEEDBACK)
1369
01:12:25,040 --> 01:12:26,140
Varsity!
1370
01:12:27,375 --> 01:12:29,210
TINA: Okay. Here we go.
1371
01:12:30,178 --> 01:12:31,979
Here, muskrat! Set!
(GROANS)
1372
01:12:33,548 --> 01:12:36,417
Don't screw up.
Pecs out.
1373
01:12:36,419 --> 01:12:38,219
Where's your water bra?
I gave it to you!
1374
01:12:38,221 --> 01:12:42,389
Did you bleach your teeth?
Did you shave? God.
1375
01:12:42,391 --> 01:12:44,892
Everybody,
find your happy place.
1376
01:12:44,894 --> 01:12:45,860
Mmm.
1377
01:12:51,166 --> 01:12:55,436
California State College,
are you ready for a showdown?
1378
01:12:55,438 --> 01:12:57,504
(CHEERING)
1379
01:13:01,643 --> 01:13:04,445
MAN: Colleen, we love you!
1380
01:13:04,447 --> 01:13:08,215
First up is your very own
varsity cheerleading squad.
1381
01:13:08,217 --> 01:13:10,150
No! (GROANS)
1382
01:13:10,152 --> 01:13:12,920
Let's go! Go, go, go! Let's go!
1383
01:13:12,922 --> 01:13:15,522
WOMAN: Let's go! Let's go, Stingers!
Go, Stingers!
1384
01:13:15,524 --> 01:13:17,191
(ALL CHEERING)
1385
01:13:17,193 --> 01:13:18,959
Go, Stingers!
1386
01:13:21,463 --> 01:13:22,630
WOMAN: Let's go!
1387
01:13:32,440 --> 01:13:35,542
Varsity! Varsity! Varsity!
1388
01:13:35,544 --> 01:13:38,212
Varsity! Varsity! Varsity!
1389
01:13:43,018 --> 01:13:45,352
Let's go, Stingers.
Let's go!
1390
01:13:45,354 --> 01:13:46,954
(WOLF WHISTLE)
1391
01:13:50,625 --> 01:13:54,161
Tina! Tina! Tina! Tina!
1392
01:13:54,163 --> 01:13:59,533
Tina! Tina! Tina!
Tina! Tina! Tina!
1393
01:13:59,535 --> 01:14:01,035
(CHEERING SUBSIDES)
1394
01:14:01,037 --> 01:14:02,569
Come on, you guys.
1395
01:14:02,571 --> 01:14:03,637
MAN: Come on, guys.
Let's go!
1396
01:14:03,639 --> 01:14:05,539
MAN 2: Come on, guys.
1397
01:14:07,075 --> 01:14:09,109
MAN 1: Let's get
this show started!
1398
01:14:09,111 --> 01:14:11,145
(DANCE)
1399
01:14:11,147 --> 01:14:12,546
(CROWD CHEERING)
1400
01:14:18,153 --> 01:14:21,689
Go, Sammy! Go, Sammy!
Go, Sammy! Go, Sammy!
1401
01:14:21,691 --> 01:14:24,591
Go, Sammy!
Go, Sammy! Go, Sammy!
1402
01:14:24,593 --> 01:14:28,095
Go, Sammy!
Go, Sammy! Go, Sammy!
1403
01:14:28,097 --> 01:14:30,130
Go, Sammy! Go, Sammy!
1404
01:14:31,967 --> 01:14:34,435
(ENDS)
1405
01:14:34,437 --> 01:14:37,137
(CROWD CHEERING)
1406
01:14:39,040 --> 01:14:40,207
(DANCE)
Let's go
1407
01:14:45,647 --> 01:14:48,148
(CONTINUES)
1408
01:14:50,618 --> 01:14:53,587
Tina! Tina!
Tina! Tina!
1409
01:14:55,156 --> 01:14:56,991
(CONTINUES)
1410
01:15:12,407 --> 01:15:14,641
(CONTINUES)
1411
01:15:14,643 --> 01:15:17,678
Oh, yeah Here we go
1412
01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:20,647
Here we go H-H-H-Here we go
1413
01:15:24,686 --> 01:15:26,253
(MOUTHING WORD)
1414
01:15:26,255 --> 01:15:28,689
Uhh, uhh Go, go, go, go, go
1415
01:15:28,691 --> 01:15:30,591
R-R-R-Raise your hands
all up in the air
1416
01:15:30,593 --> 01:15:32,292
Raise your hands
all up in the air
1417
01:15:32,294 --> 01:15:35,796
Raise your hands
your hands, your hands
1418
01:15:42,270 --> 01:15:45,239
(CONTINUES)
1419
01:16:06,661 --> 01:16:08,695
Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah
1420
01:16:08,697 --> 01:16:11,565
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
1421
01:16:11,567 --> 01:16:13,467
Ooh, yeah we know it
1422
01:16:13,469 --> 01:16:15,536
We are the best (LIP-SYNCHING)
1423
01:16:18,573 --> 01:16:20,507
We, we We, we Are, are
1424
01:16:20,509 --> 01:16:22,109
The, the, the
1425
01:16:27,315 --> 01:16:29,750
Here we go Here we go Here we go
1426
01:16:33,455 --> 01:16:35,522
(CHEERING)
1427
01:16:40,261 --> 01:16:41,562
Yeah! Yeah!
1428
01:16:47,602 --> 01:16:50,737
Tina! Tina! Tina! Tina!
1429
01:16:50,739 --> 01:16:54,808
Tina! Tina! Tina!
Tina! Tina! Tina!
1430
01:16:56,211 --> 01:16:58,445
Let's go!
Number one!
1431
01:16:59,647 --> 01:17:02,382
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
1432
01:17:08,490 --> 01:17:10,124
Let's do this.
1433
01:17:14,796 --> 01:17:16,430
(CHEERING SUBSIDES)
1434
01:17:16,432 --> 01:17:17,731
(ALL CHATTERING)
1435
01:17:17,733 --> 01:17:20,300
Next we have a new group.
1436
01:17:20,302 --> 01:17:22,669
Please welcome the…
1437
01:17:22,671 --> 01:17:24,771
quote, Renegades, unquote.
1438
01:17:29,744 --> 01:17:31,245
(CHUCKLING)
1439
01:17:31,247 --> 01:17:33,180
(GREGORIAN CHANT)
1440
01:17:37,852 --> 01:17:39,653
WOMAN: Nice outfits!
1441
01:17:39,655 --> 01:17:41,321
MAN: You guys suck!
1442
01:17:47,262 --> 01:17:48,595
(CONTINUES)
MAN: Monks can't cheer!
1443
01:17:54,602 --> 01:17:56,470
(ENDS)
1444
01:17:56,472 --> 01:18:00,541
Welcome, ladies and gents
of all ages.
1445
01:18:00,543 --> 01:18:04,444
Feast your eyes on a
"cheergasm" like no man…
1446
01:18:04,446 --> 01:18:05,913
has seen before.
1447
01:18:06,414 --> 01:18:07,514
Hit it
1448
01:18:07,516 --> 01:18:08,715
(DANCE)
1449
01:18:11,452 --> 01:18:12,753
Yeah!
1450
01:18:13,421 --> 01:18:15,522
Ooh!
1451
01:18:15,524 --> 01:18:18,225
(CONTINUES)
1452
01:18:26,334 --> 01:18:28,502
Get crazy
1453
01:18:28,504 --> 01:18:29,603
(CONTINUES)
1454
01:18:29,605 --> 01:18:30,704
(INDISTINCT)
1455
01:18:30,706 --> 01:18:33,207
Crazy
1456
01:18:34,642 --> 01:18:37,211
(CROWD CHEERING)
1457
01:18:57,699 --> 01:18:59,933
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
1458
01:19:57,959 --> 01:20:00,594
MAN: Yeah! Whoo!
1459
01:20:12,507 --> 01:20:14,975
(CONTINUES)
1460
01:20:17,078 --> 01:20:19,479
Get crazy The heat is on
1461
01:20:20,915 --> 01:20:23,483
Get crazy Crazy, crazy, crazy
1462
01:20:25,687 --> 01:20:27,421
Stingers!
1463
01:20:33,928 --> 01:20:37,064
Yeah! Yeah! Whoo!
1464
01:20:38,666 --> 01:20:41,401
Ow.
It's cool. Okay.
1465
01:20:48,476 --> 01:20:50,377
Yeah! Come on!
1466
01:20:51,779 --> 01:20:53,513
Yeah!
1467
01:20:59,887 --> 01:21:01,955
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
1468
01:21:10,398 --> 01:21:12,132
(MICROPHONE FEEDBACK)
(LAUGHTER)
1469
01:21:12,134 --> 01:21:13,734
(WOMAN YELLING)
1470
01:21:14,435 --> 01:21:16,603
SEBASTIAN: Damn kids.
1471
01:21:16,605 --> 01:21:18,572
MAN: Come on.
WOMAN: Let's just do it.
1472
01:21:18,574 --> 01:21:21,875
Hi, everyone.
I'm Dean Sebastian.
1473
01:21:21,877 --> 01:21:26,546
I want to thank both teams for putting
on a really wonderful display.
1474
01:21:28,116 --> 01:21:29,983
It reminds me
of my student days.
1475
01:21:29,985 --> 01:21:34,054
Of course, back in those days…
1476
01:21:34,056 --> 01:21:37,157
the cheers weren't
quite as complicated.
1477
01:21:37,159 --> 01:21:39,860
Just tell us the winner,
will you, please?
1478
01:21:40,962 --> 01:21:42,763
Okay.
Thank you.
1479
01:21:44,899 --> 01:21:48,635
The winner, representing
Cal State College…
1480
01:21:48,637 --> 01:21:51,438
at the National Cheerleading
Championships…
1481
01:21:56,043 --> 01:21:57,577
MAN: Come on!
1482
01:21:58,679 --> 01:22:00,113
MAN 2: Come on!
1483
01:22:00,115 --> 01:22:02,682
(CROWD MUTTERING)
1484
01:22:02,684 --> 01:22:04,451
WOMAN: Let's go! Come on!
1485
01:22:05,920 --> 01:22:07,554
The Renegades!
Yeah!
1486
01:22:15,797 --> 01:22:17,497
Yeah! Yeah!
1487
01:22:24,038 --> 01:22:26,673
(SQUEALING)
1488
01:22:26,675 --> 01:22:27,808
(SOBBING)
1489
01:22:34,982 --> 01:22:36,950
You are so pathetic!
1490
01:22:36,952 --> 01:22:40,020
You're pathetic!
I know you wax your butt!
1491
01:22:40,022 --> 01:22:42,756
Do you actually think
your roots are natural?
1492
01:22:42,758 --> 01:22:44,124
You are not born with roots!
1493
01:22:44,126 --> 01:22:45,559
(GASPS)
1494
01:22:45,561 --> 01:22:47,461
(SQUEAKY VOICE)
I was too!
1495
01:22:48,963 --> 01:22:50,497
You did it!
I know!
1496
01:22:51,766 --> 01:22:53,834
(SHRIEKS)
What'd you think?
1497
01:22:54,936 --> 01:22:56,169
You're right.
You sucked.
1498
01:22:56,171 --> 01:22:58,104
(FRUSTRATED GROAN)
1499
01:22:59,207 --> 01:23:02,676
Janice.
Towel. Immediately!
1500
01:23:02,678 --> 01:23:04,811
Marni. I quit.
Immediately.
1501
01:23:05,880 --> 01:23:07,214
(GASPS)
1502
01:23:08,082 --> 01:23:09,216
Excuse me.
1503
01:23:09,218 --> 01:23:10,884
Oh.
Hi.
1504
01:23:10,886 --> 01:23:14,888
Uh, I just wanted to
say nice job.
1505
01:23:14,890 --> 01:23:18,225
(CLEARS THROAT)
Your routine was good.
1506
01:23:18,227 --> 01:23:22,229
Inconsistent and a tad
pedestrian at times, but good.
1507
01:23:22,231 --> 01:23:24,564
Wow. Thanks.
I'm not exactly s…
1508
01:23:24,566 --> 01:23:26,666
On behalf of the
administration and alumni
1509
01:23:26,668 --> 01:23:28,835
I wanna offer you
and your team…
1510
01:23:28,837 --> 01:23:30,971
the full backing of the college.
1511
01:23:30,973 --> 01:23:34,508
You're our new varsity
cheerleading squad.
1512
01:23:34,510 --> 01:23:38,745
It'll be a thrill to work with the new…
bomb diggity.
1513
01:23:38,747 --> 01:23:41,681
Now if you'll excuse me,
ladies, I have a lunch date.
1514
01:23:43,217 --> 01:23:45,652
(EXHALES)
1515
01:23:45,654 --> 01:23:48,755
So, we might need
a sub for nationals.
1516
01:23:49,290 --> 01:23:52,225
Really? Wait. Wait.
1517
01:23:52,227 --> 01:23:54,094
You and me on the same team?
1518
01:23:54,096 --> 01:23:56,997
Of course, you'd have
to audition first.
1519
01:23:56,999 --> 01:23:58,665
I don't audition.
1520
01:23:59,534 --> 01:24:00,700
Hmm.
1521
01:24:01,636 --> 01:24:03,036
Suit yourself.
1522
01:24:05,306 --> 01:24:07,607
But maybe I can come
help you out, you know.
1523
01:24:07,609 --> 01:24:09,943
I'll have to check my
"sched." I could bring Marni.
1524
01:24:09,945 --> 01:24:13,079
(SQUEALS) Or not. I never even
really liked her anyways.
1525
01:24:13,081 --> 01:24:14,781
It's just, I was thinking Friday
1526
01:24:14,783 --> 01:24:17,784
we could get some "fro-yo,"
do some choreography.
1527
01:24:17,786 --> 01:24:22,956
TINA: Whittier, you have such great hair.
I just… Who does your color?
1528
01:24:22,958 --> 01:24:25,225
Marker.
Hmm.
1529
01:24:25,227 --> 01:24:28,194
Uh… S…
I expect more… (GROANS)
1530
01:24:28,196 --> 01:24:30,630
Well, she's a sh…
sinking ship.
1531
01:24:30,632 --> 01:24:31,698
MAN: Let's do that again.
1532
01:24:31,700 --> 01:24:37,103
You're a real tough cookie with
a long history (LIP-SYNCHING)
1533
01:24:37,105 --> 01:24:41,041
Of breaking little hearts
like the one in me
1534
01:24:41,043 --> 01:24:44,578
That's okay
Let's see how you do it
1535
01:24:44,580 --> 01:24:47,948
Put up your dukes
Let's get down to it
1536
01:24:47,950 --> 01:24:50,850
Hit me with your best shot
1537
01:24:50,852 --> 01:24:55,055
Why don't you hit me
with your best shot
1538
01:24:55,057 --> 01:24:56,957
Hit me with your best shot
1539
01:24:56,959 --> 01:24:58,058
(GRUNTS)
1540
01:24:58,060 --> 01:24:59,626
Fire away
1541
01:25:01,996 --> 01:25:05,231
You come on with a come-on,
You don't fight fair
1542
01:25:06,200 --> 01:25:09,302
But that's okay See if I care
1543
01:25:09,304 --> 01:25:12,672
Knock me down It's all in vain
1544
01:25:12,674 --> 01:25:16,242
I get right back
on my feet again
1545
01:25:16,244 --> 01:25:19,346
Hit me with your best shot
1546
01:25:19,348 --> 01:25:21,881
Why don't you hit me
with your best shot
1547
01:25:23,351 --> 01:25:25,952
Hit me with your best shot
1548
01:25:25,954 --> 01:25:28,755
Fire away
1549
01:25:28,757 --> 01:25:31,992
Who can settle this
and judge it who's right.
1550
01:25:31,994 --> 01:25:33,660
Oh, yeah?
Yes!
1551
01:25:33,662 --> 01:25:34,961
MAN: That's a cut.
Almost had it.
1552
01:25:34,963 --> 01:25:36,329
(GIGGLES)
1553
01:25:36,331 --> 01:25:38,732
(GUITAR SOLO)
1554
01:25:46,774 --> 01:25:49,876
Hit me with your best shot
1555
01:25:49,878 --> 01:25:53,880
Why don't you hit me
with your best shot
1556
01:25:53,882 --> 01:25:56,316
Hit me with your best shot
1557
01:25:56,318 --> 01:25:58,184
Fire away
1558
01:26:00,988 --> 01:26:05,025
Give me an "S-S."
Give me a "T-R." Err!
1559
01:26:05,027 --> 01:26:08,094
(GRUNTS) You know I'm about
to get twisted, baby!
1560
01:26:08,096 --> 01:26:09,195
Hit me with your best shot
1561
01:26:09,197 --> 01:26:10,797
It's really not coming off.
1562
01:26:10,799 --> 01:26:11,898
Fire away
1563
01:26:11,900 --> 01:26:12,866
Away!
1564
01:26:17,905 --> 01:26:20,073
Fire away
1565
01:26:20,075 --> 01:26:21,408
Yeah!
1566
01:26:25,012 --> 01:26:26,379
Fire away
1567
01:26:26,381 --> 01:26:27,947
WHITTIER: God, are you
losing your drawers?
1568
01:26:27,949 --> 01:26:28,948
Sorry.
1569
01:26:32,119 --> 01:26:36,823
Fire away
1570
01:26:38,793 --> 01:26:40,326
And cut!
1571
01:26:41,028 --> 01:26:43,096
(ALL CHEERING)
1572
01:26:51,406 --> 01:26:54,374
(IMITATING WHITTIER) Oh, she's
gonna be perfect on game day.
1573
01:26:54,376 --> 01:26:56,276
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
1574
01:26:58,379 --> 01:26:59,713
Shh!
1575
01:27:01,282 --> 01:27:03,149
(DANCE)
C-Come on
1576
01:27:22,103 --> 01:27:23,970
C-Come on
1577
01:27:58,305 --> 01:27:59,439
(HIP-HOP)
1578
01:27:59,441 --> 01:28:00,774
(MAN RAPPING)
1579
01:28:00,776 --> 01:28:01,841
(INDISTINCT)
1580
01:28:03,778 --> 01:28:05,779
(VOICE SKIPPING)
1581
01:28:09,450 --> 01:28:11,084
(RAPPING CONTINUES)
1582
01:28:11,086 --> 01:28:12,886
(INDISTINCT)
1583
01:28:17,091 --> 01:28:20,160
(CONTINUES)
1584
01:28:22,963 --> 01:28:24,831
C-Come on
1585
01:28:30,838 --> 01:28:32,906
Come on
1586
01:29:29,563 --> 01:29:31,998
(WOMAN VOCALIZING)
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