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[BOTH STRAINING]
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[BOTH EXHALE]
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I cannot believe
how big this bird is.
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I think we earned a break.
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Wow, look at all this stuff.
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This is gonna be
the most spectacular display
of Ice Age finds ever.
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Yeah, I'd say
it's all pretty...
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...cool.
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Ha! I see what you did there.
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[LAUGHS] Wait, wait, wait.
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Hey, "snow" down there, buddy.
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Pffft, come on.
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Maybe he's just trying
to find a way
to...break the ice.
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Hold on, hold on.
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We should turn up the heat.
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This guy is chilled
to the bone.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
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Hey, what's in there?
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Last I heard,
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it is the oldest
precious stone jewelry
ever discovered.
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[ICE CRACKING]
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Oldest?
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Don't you mean the...
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...coldest. [LAUGHS]
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Yeah, you know it's kind of
getting old now.
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Don't you mean, "cold" now?
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Seriously, stop.
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Stop as in... Yeah, actually,
what rhymes with stop?
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-[WATER TRICKLING]
-Whoa, where did the...
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Uh, shouldn't this be frozen?
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[CRASH]
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[BOTH GASP]
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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
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He's having a meltdown!
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Stop with the puns!
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-[BOTH SCREAM]
-[ROARS]
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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SCOOBY-DOO:
Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
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DAPHNE: Here we are.
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Amazing, huh?
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Every year the ice hotel
is rebuilt with a new design.
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A work of art created to give
visitors a fresh experience
each time they visit.
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Oh, very impressive, Daphne.
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So, why does your family
own an ice hotel?
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Oh, we just own stock in it.
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Great Grandpa Blake was afraid
the government would
freeze his assets.
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-So he beat them to it.
-[CAMERA CLICKS]
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He had no concept of money
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or of metaphor,
for that matter.
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[CRASH]
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[CRASH]
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Well, this time
I'm prepared for anything
my nemesis, water,
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solid, liquid or gas,
has to throw at me.
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-[STRAINING]
-Don't worry, Velma.
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We took lots of
family vacations here,
it's really safe.
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Ice. Safe.
Tell that to the dinosaurs.
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Hey, Scoob. Like, what's with
that old cliche of people
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getting their tongue stuck
on ice?
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Just lick-hater propaganda.
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Yeah, I mean, like under
what circumstance does someone
decide to lick
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a frozen wall or flagpole
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often enough that
everyone knows
tongue sticking is a thing?
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[CELESTIAL MUSIC PLAYING]
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Obviously an urban legend.
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[CELESTIAL MUSIC PLAYING]
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What do you say
we check out our rooms?
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Then I'd like to go
watch them set up
the Ice Age exhibit.
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It's no secret
that's the real reason
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I agreed to come
to this frozen death trap.
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No offense, Daphne.
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Me? Real reason?
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Why would I care about
a science exhibit?
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That's much more
up your alley.
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If anyone had ulterior motives
regarding the exhibit,
it would be you.
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Uh, that's what I just said.
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Daphne, are you...
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-[SCOOBY-DOO SCREAMS]
-SHAGGY: Help!
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BOTH: Help us.
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What happened?
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Tongues are frozen
to the wall!
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Everyone, please remain calm,
I'm Lisa, a licensed
frozen tongue removal expert.
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[HAIRDRYER WHIRRING]
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SCOOBY-DOO: Thank you.
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Are you
the bellhop here, Lisa?
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WOMAN: [WITH A SWEDISH ACCENT]
We don't hop on ice.
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Uh, ahhh...
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Oh guys, this is Ms. Anja,
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she co-owns the hotel
along with my family.
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It's a pleasure as always
to see you, Ms. Blake.
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Unfortunately, this may not be
the best time for a visit.
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We've been having some
[SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE]
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BOTH: [GASP]...
[SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE]
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Guys, it's just Swedish.
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BOTH: [GASP] Swedish?
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Ugh, never mind.
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What kind of difficulties,
Ms. Anja?
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A scientist recently uncovered
a frozen prehistoric ice man
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which was going to be
the centerpiece of
the hotel's extensive
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Pleistocene Epoch exhibition.
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Until he thawed out
and went on a rampage.
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We can't find him anywhere.
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A thawed, real ice man?
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Wow, sounds like a mystery.
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I cannot have
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the grand opening
of the exhibit tomorrow
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destroyed by a rampaging
caveman.
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Don't worry, Ms. Anja,
the gang and I'll get
to the bottom of this
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and stop this ice man.
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Uh, yeah sure, you know,
if we get a chance.
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After all we have
a very strict itinerary.
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What with looking at ice...
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Stuff. [LAUGHS UNCOMFORTABLY]
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Since when have you
ever cared about itineraries?
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Uh... Since...
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[GASPS] Look,
a fake distraction!
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[RUBBER SQUEAKING]
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SHAGGY AND SCOOBY-DOO:
Hello, help, please.
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[HAIRDRYER WHIRRING]
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I can't believe a real ice man
is wandering around
the hotel somewhere.
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How cool is that?
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-Like, not as cool
as that ice-bed.
-Whoa!
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BOTH: Oh, ooh... [CRASH]
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We should split up
and look for clues.
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Uh, where's Daphne?
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I don't know,
she's been acting strange.
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Well, different,
Daphne strange.
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Only Daphne could find this
many variations of strange.
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[SHIVERING] Like, maybe
she's trying to find someplace
to get warm.
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Even the beds are ice.
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Who knew an entire hotel
made completely of ice
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[SHIVERING] would be so cold?
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Everyone?
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It looks like the only
consistently warm area
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in the hotel
is the steam room.
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Huh, steam.
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Just another way to get me,
huh, water?
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Steam room, huh?
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Consistently warm, huh?
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Scoob and I better
check it out for clues,
huh, Fred?
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-Well...
-We accept this burden.
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Ah, like this is just
what we needed. Steam.
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I wasn't sure about
going to an ice hotel,
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but now we're cookin'.
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Yeah, they look done.
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[EATING NOISILY]
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And now as we promised,
let's look for clues.
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BOTH: Hmm, hmm.
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Hmm, hmm.
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Hmm, hmm.
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Uh, I don't see anything.
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Like, it's a complete
dead end.
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Oh well, more hot dogs?
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[GRUNTS]
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Agreed, they are delicious.
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Who are you agreeing with?
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[ICE MAN GRUMBLES]
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[ROARS]
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[BOTH SCREAM]
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BOTH: Ice man!
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[CRASH]
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-[SCREECH]
-[LOCK CLICKING]
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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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[ROARS]
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[LOCK CLICKING]
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[GRUNTS]
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[CRASH]
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[GRUNTS]
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Huh?
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[KISSES]
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[GRUNTS]
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[LAUGHS EVILLY]
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SCOOBY-DOO:
The coast is clear.
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BOTH: Ahhh, ahhh!
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How does this keep happening?
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[DOOR CREAKS]
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[THUD]
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Ugh.
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Velma, are you sure
all that gear is necessary?
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It doesn't seem like
you've had that many
water-related issues so far.
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That's just like water.
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Lower you into
a state of confidence
so you let your guard down
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and then, whammo, sucker.
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Yep, that's water.
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Daphne?
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Ahhh! Oh, hey guys.
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What's up?
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What are you doing here,
Daphne?
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Oh, you know,
nothing, just hangin'.
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Are those
night vision goggles?
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-[POWERING DOWN]
-What, these, are they?
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[GASPS] He swore
they were ski goggles.
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-Who?
-The guy at the night vision
goggle shop.
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Last time
I buy anything there.
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Daphne,
what is going on with you?
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If this is one of your things
that you do every day
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and then never do it again,
like the puppets or whatever?
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I gotta say it's really
not a clear read.
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[SCOOBY-DOO AND
SHAGGY SCREAMING]
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-[SCREECHING]
-[CRASHES]
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Scooby, Shaggy,
did you find the ice man?
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The ice man chaseth.
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But we losteth him.
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Well, maybe he left
some tracks we can follow.
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Uh, I doubt it.
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It was important for primitive
hunters like our ice man
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to learn to cover
their tracks, lest...
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The predator become the prey.
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[LAUGHS EVILLY]
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What? Geez,
like, I'm the problem
around here?
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Ahh! I found the problem!
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-[GRUNTS]
-[ALL SCREAM]
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[ICE MAN GRUNTS]
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[GRUNTS]
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Like, can we not split up
this time?
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Good idea,
take a hard left up ahead.
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FRED: Now!
ALL: Uh, whoa!
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[SCOOBY-DOO AND
SHAGGY SCREAMING]
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[GROWLS]
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Like, we can't even blame
Fred for this.
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The ice failed us.
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-I blame Fred.
-Yeah, pretty much.
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[ICE MAN GRUNTS]
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[GRUNTS]
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Huh?
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Ladies and gentlemen,
I present to you...
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-Man.
-In his most primitive form.
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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Huh?
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Tell us about yourself,
would you?
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[GRUNTS]
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Therein lies our problem.
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This prehistoric ice man
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cannot pronounce his own name.
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For shame.
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[AUDIENCE AWING]
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But today we will change that.
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For we will teach man,
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for the first time,
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to speak.
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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Speak.
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[GARBLED] My name...
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[GRUNTS]
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Again, feel the words.
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Taste them with your tongue.
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[IMITATES EATING]
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[GARBLED] My name...
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[GRUNTS]
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Keep your cool,
we can do this together.
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Together.
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[MOUTHING] My name...
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[GARBLED] My name
254
00:10:40,988 --> 00:10:43,378
is Ice Man.
255
00:10:44,556 --> 00:10:46,686
[MOUTHING] My name...
256
00:10:46,776 --> 00:10:49,606
[GARBLED] My name...
257
00:10:55,829 --> 00:10:56,789
[THUD]
258
00:10:57,700 --> 00:11:00,010
[GARBLED] My name...
259
00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:03,754
Is Ice Man.
260
00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:06,140
Like, come again?
261
00:11:06,883 --> 00:11:09,103
My name...
262
00:11:09,190 --> 00:11:11,850
Is Ice Man.
263
00:11:11,932 --> 00:11:13,592
One more time.
264
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:17,243
My name is Ice Man!
265
00:11:17,328 --> 00:11:18,418
BOTH: You did it!
266
00:11:18,503 --> 00:11:20,383
[AUDIENCE CHEERING LOUDLY]
267
00:11:20,462 --> 00:11:23,292
My name is Ice Man.
268
00:11:23,378 --> 00:11:26,028
My name is Ice Man!
269
00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:28,600
-[SOBS]
-Yes, it is. Yes, it is!
270
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,558
And now, read this.
271
00:11:30,646 --> 00:11:31,646
Hmm...
272
00:11:33,127 --> 00:11:35,517
Got you! Bye-bye!
273
00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:37,697
Got you! Bye-bye!
274
00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:39,834
Got you, bye-bye?
275
00:11:39,916 --> 00:11:41,696
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
276
00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:46,752
Huh?
277
00:11:47,315 --> 00:11:48,655
[ROARS]
278
00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:50,751
[CRASH]
279
00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:53,100
Velma, it really is
perfectly safe.
280
00:11:53,190 --> 00:11:55,500
Ha! The moment I let
my guard down,
281
00:11:55,584 --> 00:11:58,204
Dihydrogen Monoxide
will strike.
282
00:11:58,282 --> 00:12:01,502
SCOOBY-DOO AND SHAGGY:
Pull the... [SCREAMING]
283
00:12:03,592 --> 00:12:04,722
[BOTH SCREAMING]
284
00:12:06,377 --> 00:12:07,767
[CRASHES]
285
00:12:07,857 --> 00:12:09,547
SCOOBY-DOO:
You got to be kidding.
286
00:12:09,641 --> 00:12:11,821
-[SCREECHING]
-Not to fear, Lisa's here.
287
00:12:11,905 --> 00:12:12,945
-[HAIRDRYER WHIRRING]
-[SPRING TWANGS]
288
00:12:14,298 --> 00:12:15,778
Ahhh! [GRUNTS]
289
00:12:15,865 --> 00:12:16,865
-[HAIRDRYER WHIRRING]
-[SPRING TWANGS]
290
00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:18,003
SHAGGY: Ahhh! [GRUNTS]
291
00:12:18,085 --> 00:12:19,255
[HEAVY FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
292
00:12:21,001 --> 00:12:22,651
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
293
00:12:27,703 --> 00:12:30,793
Ah, you must be the kids
looking for my ice man.
294
00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,660
Your ice man?
295
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:35,322
Yes, I'm Dr. Vantee,
the anthropologist
who found him.
296
00:12:35,406 --> 00:12:37,886
Then lost him.
297
00:12:37,974 --> 00:12:40,284
Wily, that one, especially
for a guy who isn't fit enough
to be naturally selected.
298
00:12:40,368 --> 00:12:43,628
Do you have any idea
what a prehistoric ice man
might want here?
299
00:12:43,719 --> 00:12:45,939
No, we found him in
Europe recently,
300
00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:48,896
in fact, in the same place
I made one of my first
great finds decades ago.
301
00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:51,285
The oldest
precious stone jewelry
ever discovered.
302
00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:53,899
For all I know, the fellow
might want his necklace back.
303
00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:57,780
Like, he didn't really strike
me as a shopping for
an anniversary present type.
304
00:12:57,864 --> 00:13:00,174
Well, hopefully we catch him
in time for the exhibit.
305
00:13:00,257 --> 00:13:02,037
Tourist dollars
fund my research.
306
00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:04,609
Nothing brings people in like
some poor dope in an ice cube.
307
00:13:05,393 --> 00:13:07,003
[ALL SCREAM]
308
00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:08,400
Well, I guess we should
check out the storage area
309
00:13:08,483 --> 00:13:10,183
where the ice man
first got free.
310
00:13:10,267 --> 00:13:11,267
Huh?
311
00:13:13,401 --> 00:13:15,751
Okay, gang, spread out
and look around.
312
00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:18,148
Yeah, gotta hurry.
Exhibition is coming up fast,
313
00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:20,232
just 10 hours, eight minutes
and 22 seconds
314
00:13:20,321 --> 00:13:22,891
Daphne, would please
tell me what's going on?
315
00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:25,406
You're rappelling
from ceilings,
climbing on walls,
316
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,980
maintaining
a general awareness
of the date and time.
317
00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:29,978
[LAUGHS] Oh, Fred,
318
00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:33,030
stop being so suspicious
and searching for clues
about me.
319
00:13:33,116 --> 00:13:35,336
Since when have you been
into mysteries?
320
00:13:35,423 --> 00:13:36,423
Always.
321
00:13:37,947 --> 00:13:39,117
VELMA: Ah-ha!
322
00:13:40,428 --> 00:13:41,388
What is it, Velma?
323
00:13:41,472 --> 00:13:42,912
It looks like some kind of...
324
00:13:42,996 --> 00:13:44,296
[LASER FIRES]
325
00:13:45,563 --> 00:13:46,613
[CRASH]
326
00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:47,695
Zoinks!
327
00:13:47,783 --> 00:13:49,793
Velma's gone water crazy.
328
00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:52,482
No, I haven't.
I just found that
on the ground.
329
00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:55,790
Who would leave something
so dangerous
just laying around?
330
00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:57,918
[ALL STRAINING]
331
00:13:58,011 --> 00:14:00,541
I did not prepare for this.
332
00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:02,412
Oh, hey, gang.
333
00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:05,503
You must have accidently
triggered one of my
diversion devices.
334
00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:07,113
[ALL GRUNT]
335
00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:08,724
Diversion devices?
336
00:14:08,804 --> 00:14:10,724
Oh, there's my laser cutter.
337
00:14:10,806 --> 00:14:11,936
Laser cutter?
338
00:14:12,025 --> 00:14:13,545
Guys, this is gonna take
twice as long
339
00:14:13,635 --> 00:14:15,585
if you keep repeating
the last phrase I say.
340
00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:16,900
Phrase I say?
341
00:14:16,986 --> 00:14:18,546
Okay, Daphne,
342
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:21,120
what is your interest
in this Ice Age exhibition?
343
00:14:21,208 --> 00:14:23,558
Uh, I don't really have
time to explain.
344
00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:25,205
-In fact...
-[BEEPING]
345
00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:26,299
[BEEPING QUICKLY]
346
00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:27,387
Duck!
347
00:14:30,217 --> 00:14:31,737
What the... Daphne,
348
00:14:31,827 --> 00:14:33,127
did you just blow the vault?
349
00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:34,260
What are you doing?
350
00:14:34,351 --> 00:14:35,961
[GROWLS]
351
00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:37,789
Great. Perfect timing.
352
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,657
Give or take 23,000 years.
353
00:14:39,748 --> 00:14:41,748
Run! Then explain.
354
00:14:41,837 --> 00:14:43,137
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
355
00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:48,152
♪ Do you want
Do you want to try?
356
00:14:49,192 --> 00:14:51,592
♪ Do want to let me try?
357
00:14:51,673 --> 00:14:53,893
♪ Save me
358
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:56,030
♪ S-s-s-save me
359
00:14:58,071 --> 00:14:59,461
♪ Save me
360
00:15:00,682 --> 00:15:02,992
♪ S-s-s-save me
361
00:15:03,076 --> 00:15:04,816
♪ Do you want cross the line?
362
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,564
♪ Do you want
to waste your time?
363
00:15:06,644 --> 00:15:10,344
♪ Picking up the pieces
every night after nightfall
364
00:15:10,431 --> 00:15:11,951
♪ Save me
365
00:15:13,129 --> 00:15:14,999
♪ S-s-s-save me
366
00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:17,998
♪ Save me
367
00:15:18,787 --> 00:15:20,877
♪ S-s-s-save me
368
00:15:22,878 --> 00:15:25,098
♪ Save me
369
00:15:25,185 --> 00:15:27,485
♪ S-s-s-save me
370
00:15:27,578 --> 00:15:29,318
♪ Do you want cross the line?
371
00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:31,186
♪ Do you want
to waste your time?
372
00:15:31,278 --> 00:15:34,498
♪ Picking up the pieces
every night after nightfall
373
00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:36,755
♪ S-s-s-save me
374
00:15:36,848 --> 00:15:37,938
♪ From you
375
00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:43,860
Ah-ha...
[SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE]
376
00:15:45,727 --> 00:15:47,417
Caught with your beard
in the mail box
377
00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:49,821
or your hand
in the cookie jar. Ugh.
378
00:15:49,905 --> 00:15:50,985
Whatever.
379
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:53,210
We're in trouble.
380
00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:56,740
These precious items are
for the hotel's exhibition.
381
00:15:56,825 --> 00:16:00,175
And here all of you are,
trying to steal them.
382
00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:05,093
You are going
to isfaengsel.
383
00:16:05,181 --> 00:16:06,141
Ice jail.
384
00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:13,234
Now I have to lie
uncomfortably atop it.
385
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:15,800
I'm sorry, guys,
this is all my fault.
386
00:16:15,887 --> 00:16:17,717
We didn't even
solve the mystery.
387
00:16:17,802 --> 00:16:22,852
We might have, had Daphne
not decided to go on a heist.
388
00:16:22,938 --> 00:16:25,588
Ugh, and I would have
gotten away with it, too,
389
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,070
if it weren't for
you meddling...
390
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:30,250
[GASPS]
I totally get that now.
391
00:16:30,337 --> 00:16:34,297
Okay, Daphne, I've got to say,
I've been fairly patient
up to this point.
392
00:16:34,384 --> 00:16:37,874
What with you acting strange,
evasive, blowing vaults,
393
00:16:37,953 --> 00:16:40,653
sending all your friends
to ice jail and so forth.
394
00:16:40,738 --> 00:16:44,258
But now I think I'm actually
within my rights you ask you,
395
00:16:44,351 --> 00:16:46,481
even perhaps a
bit aggressively,
396
00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:49,100
[SHOUTS] What the heck
is going on? [ECHOES]
397
00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:53,102
I loved Mimi.
And she had no right
without asking me.
398
00:16:53,186 --> 00:16:55,276
That sounds like
the end of a story,
399
00:16:55,362 --> 00:16:57,542
could you back up
about 18 steps?
400
00:16:57,625 --> 00:17:00,625
[SIGHS] I was breaking
into the vault
to steal back my pendant,
401
00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:02,975
the Ice Age jewelry
Dr. Vantee mentioned.
402
00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:06,675
He found it on an expedition
funded by my great grandma
Mimi Blake.
403
00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:09,514
She gave it to me
for my 10th birthday
and I treasured it.
404
00:17:09,593 --> 00:17:12,253
I kept it locked in my room
at home for safety.
405
00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:13,545
From yourself?
406
00:17:13,641 --> 00:17:15,861
No...
407
00:17:15,947 --> 00:17:18,387
But my mother had lent it
to the hotel's exhibit
without my permission.
408
00:17:18,472 --> 00:17:20,002
She assured me
it would be safe.
409
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:22,222
So I came here
to get my property back
410
00:17:22,302 --> 00:17:24,302
and to prove to mother
that it wasn't.
411
00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:25,651
From yourself.
412
00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:27,440
I didn't think
it was actually wrong
413
00:17:27,524 --> 00:17:29,834
to break into you own hotel
and steal your own necklace.
414
00:17:29,918 --> 00:17:32,178
Well, why didn't you
just tell us?
415
00:17:32,268 --> 00:17:34,658
I wasn't about to drag you
into this mess.
416
00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:35,969
What if we got caught?
417
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,835
We'd all be sent to ice jail.
418
00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:39,876
I was not gonna
let that happen.
419
00:17:39,971 --> 00:17:41,321
Uh, Daphne,
420
00:17:41,408 --> 00:17:43,668
that's exactly what happened.
421
00:17:43,758 --> 00:17:45,888
So, not only is it
the worst case scenario,
422
00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:49,417
you can also add lying
to your friends
on top of everything else.
423
00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:51,293
Oh, I'm sorry, guys.
424
00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:55,204
I had no idea
an ice man would show up
and ruin my perfect plan.
425
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:57,641
Or is it
the other way around?
426
00:17:57,728 --> 00:17:59,298
Fred, that's it.
427
00:17:59,382 --> 00:18:00,562
Ugh.
428
00:18:00,644 --> 00:18:02,524
[STRAINING]
429
00:18:02,603 --> 00:18:03,733
That's the answer.
430
00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:05,211
I'm totally lost.
431
00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:06,651
But, like, I bet
we gotta get out of here
432
00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:08,697
'cause we have
an ice man to catch.
433
00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:10,313
How're we going
to get out of here?
434
00:18:10,393 --> 00:18:13,533
These walls have gotta be
two feet of solid ice.
435
00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:17,006
Say, Velma,
436
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:21,006
it really seems like
water has been picking on you
for a long time.
437
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,280
It's now made me its prisoner.
438
00:18:22,362 --> 00:18:24,452
Well, you came
pretty prepared,
439
00:18:24,538 --> 00:18:27,018
I think it's about time
you let some of your water
aggression out.
440
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,106
Along with us.
441
00:18:33,329 --> 00:18:37,159
-Okay, water, you brought this
on yourself.
-[BLADES SWISH]
442
00:18:37,246 --> 00:18:38,376
Payback.
443
00:18:38,465 --> 00:18:39,635
Ahhh...
444
00:18:39,727 --> 00:18:40,727
[GRUNTING]
445
00:18:42,947 --> 00:18:44,427
[PANTING]
446
00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:48,206
[COUGHS]
447
00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:51,521
Whoa. [ECHOING]
448
00:18:59,747 --> 00:19:02,877
-That felt so good.
-[SAFE LOCK CLICKING]
449
00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:06,357
I mean,
that was seriously cathartic.
450
00:19:06,449 --> 00:19:08,099
And disturbing.
451
00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:11,280
Honestly Velma, I think
you owe water an apology now.
452
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:12,537
[SAFE LOCK CLICKING]
453
00:19:12,629 --> 00:19:13,629
Got it.
454
00:19:17,068 --> 00:19:21,118
Ha! So who was it
that was saying I wouldn't
make a great cat burglar?
455
00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:22,903
Uh, none of us said that.
456
00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:24,337
[GRUNTS]
457
00:19:24,424 --> 00:19:25,384
Run!
458
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:31,520
[GRUNTS]
459
00:19:39,047 --> 00:19:40,087
[GRUNTS]
460
00:19:41,528 --> 00:19:42,698
[GUN SHOT]
461
00:19:45,009 --> 00:19:46,009
[GRUNTS]
462
00:19:47,447 --> 00:19:48,397
[LASER FIRES]
463
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:51,667
[CRASHES]
464
00:19:53,148 --> 00:19:54,148
Huh?
465
00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:56,056
The wheel. Handy.
466
00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:02,197
Your 23,000-year-old
ice man is...
467
00:20:02,288 --> 00:20:04,728
ALL: Ms. Anja?
468
00:20:04,812 --> 00:20:07,862
Only 46 years old according to
carbon dating.
469
00:20:07,945 --> 00:20:12,295
Turns out I wasn't
the only one trying to steal
my pendant.
470
00:20:14,082 --> 00:20:15,822
VELMA: Being the owne
of an ice hotel,
471
00:20:15,910 --> 00:20:18,390
and an expert on
all things frozen,
472
00:20:18,478 --> 00:20:22,218
she was able to fool everyone
into believing the ice man
broke out of the ice.
473
00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:24,268
FRED: She used the ice man
to scare the guests away
474
00:20:24,353 --> 00:20:26,533
long enough to try and steal
Daphne's pendant,
475
00:20:26,616 --> 00:20:28,656
which she blamed on
the ice man.
476
00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:31,189
Dr. Vantee himself
even suggested
477
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:33,323
the necklace could have been
made by the ice man
478
00:20:33,406 --> 00:20:35,146
35,000 years ago.
479
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,414
But not knowing enough
about anthropology,
480
00:20:37,497 --> 00:20:39,497
Ms. Anja made some mistakes
481
00:20:39,586 --> 00:20:42,676
which were clues that
the ice man wasn't
what he seemed to be.
482
00:20:42,763 --> 00:20:46,463
For instance, the ice man
was curiously unafraid
of his natural enemies.
483
00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:48,860
But why, Ms. Anja?
484
00:20:48,943 --> 00:20:50,773
Why would you do this?
485
00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:54,728
Simple. Ms. Anja hated
co-owning the ice hotel
with the Blakes.
486
00:20:54,818 --> 00:20:58,868
She was planning on selling
the necklace in order to buy
out their part in the hotel.
487
00:20:58,953 --> 00:21:01,873
Proving it was never safe here
to begin with.
488
00:21:01,956 --> 00:21:05,386
Luckily Daphne was executing
a heist of her own.
489
00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:07,881
I wish there was
a Swedish word
I could call you
490
00:21:07,962 --> 00:21:10,702
more appropriate
than "meddling."
491
00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:12,011
But there isn't.
492
00:21:12,096 --> 00:21:13,706
Indblanding?
493
00:21:13,794 --> 00:21:16,414
-Nah, doesn't have
the same gusto.
-Agreed.
494
00:21:16,492 --> 00:21:18,892
But wait,
where is my real ice man?
495
00:21:18,973 --> 00:21:22,803
Hidden, but not in the
most subtle of places.
496
00:21:22,890 --> 00:21:26,460
You know, actually
I'm starting to enjoy this.
497
00:21:26,546 --> 00:21:28,236
Five more minutes, please?
498
00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:30,550
Well, Daph, I'm glad
you got your necklace back.
499
00:21:30,637 --> 00:21:32,937
And we solved the mystery.
500
00:21:33,030 --> 00:21:36,510
But I hope next time
you'll tell us before you try
anything like this again.
501
00:21:36,599 --> 00:21:39,209
Yes, Fred, I promise next time
I'll tell you.
502
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,338
Wrong answer! No next time!
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