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[THUNDER CRASHING]
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RUSS: Okay, last scene.
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[LEVER CREAKING]
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[LAUGHING] Oh.
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Genius!
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Wow, Archie.
I don't know why you tried
to destroy this film.
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[THUNDER CRASHING]
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Oh, come on.
Don't start that again.
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This film needs to be restored
for future generations.
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[THUNDER RUMBLING]
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Whoa, whoa!
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What's with
the personal attacks?
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You leave Laura out of this.
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How many times
do I have to tell you?
We're taking a mutual break.
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She'll come back.
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[THUNDER CRASHING]
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Oh, you wanna go?
It's on, flat boy.
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[GRUNTING]
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Stay down, man.
Come on, this isn't us.
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[THUNDER CRASHES]
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Archie? Uh, look, man.
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Things were said,
it got a little heated.
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It's just the job, man.
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The pressure's getting to us.
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You'll see. The world
will love your final film.
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[THUNDER CRASHES]
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Hmm?
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[SCREAMING]
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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SCOOBY-DOO: Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
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TOUR GUIDE: And to your left
is the house where
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they recently filmed,
I Married a Dachshund.
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Boy, did that movie put
Fletcher Films
in the doghouse.
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Come on, this stuff has
to be scripted for you, right?
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Life isn't scripted.
Let's get the real tour.
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She's right.
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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TOUR GUIDE: Unscripted!
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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Okay, here's the real deal.
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A hundred years ago,
Fletcher Films silent movies
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were the pinnacle of
Hollywood artistry.
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They have stood
the test of time.
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Nowadays, the studio only
releases garbage
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that panders to the lowest
common denominator.
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LikeMonkey Wearing a Suit 3.
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Yeah, like eve
Monkey Wearing a Suit 2,
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was a crass retread
of the original.
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Such potential squandered.
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It all started to go bad
when famous silent film star,
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Archie Barnes,
quit the studio.
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SCOOBY-DOO: Who?
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Archie Barnes
was one of the masters
of the silent comedy era.
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He wrote, directed
and starred in 60 movies,
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includingBonk! on the Head
and theQuiet Funny Person.
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He put Fletcher Studios
on the map.
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Legend has it, studio head,
Frank Fletcher tampered
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with Archie's final movie,
Road Tripping.
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Archie hated the film so much,
he destroyed it
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before it was ever completed.
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Archie quit and was never
heard from again.
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Uh, Velma, how do you know
so much about Archie Barnes?
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Yeah, I never saw you as a fan
of slapstick comedy.
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Or just comedy in general.
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Or even having fun
in any recognizable sense
of the word.
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Great comedy is about
mathematical precision,
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physics and timing.
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In fact, one can't truly
appreciate what's funny
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until one has thoroughly
analyzed and dissected it.
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Scientifically.
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Yup, that's comedy.
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So, that was the end
of Archie Barnes?
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Until recently,
an archivist found Archie's
legendary last movie.
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Just as he restored
the last frame,
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Archie Barnes'
ghost attacked him!
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It was artistic integrity
from beyond the grave.
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BOTH: Artistic integrity?
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Sounds like a silent,
funny mystery.
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No, it's justice!
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The only mystery is,
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why are they trying
to release it?
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-Look, they're even shooting
new scenes for this movie.
-[BELL RINGING]
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All this studio does,
is revamp old stuff.
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What happened to originality?
Oh, it makes me so mad.
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You know what?
That's it, I quit.
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ALL: Hmm?
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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Now, that was unscripted.
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And if you look to your right,
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-you can see Tony
giving up all hope.
-[TONY WAILING]
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And so,
on kind of a downer note,
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that concludes
our studio tour.
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And begins our mystery.
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Velma and Daphne and I
will check out the archives
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where the ghost was last seen.
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Shaggy, Scooby,
look for any place
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Archie's films
are being shown.
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There may be a link
between the ghost
and all of his movies.
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I'm Daphne
and I'll be your tour guide
on this mystery.
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If you'll look to both
your left and right,
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you'll see your fellow
mystery solvers realize
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I'm not going to stop
doing this.
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Can I go with them?
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[SIGHS] Fine.
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This theater plays
Archie's first film
Skyscraping
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on a continuous loop.
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Like, do they have
a concession stand?
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We can't watch a movie without
popcorn, hotdogs,
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candy, nachos,
and soft pretzels!
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It's in our contracts.
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You realize this movie is only
16-minutes long.
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You won't have time
to eat all...
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[SHAGGY AND
SCOOBY-DOO LAUGHING]
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SCOOBY-DOO: Hmm.
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[SHAGGY AND
SCOOBY-DOO GASPING]
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SCOOBY-DOO: Huh.
SHAGGY: Oh, look out!
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I agree, it's amusing.
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But, this was
only his first film.
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Most of these jokes are lifted
directly from Isaac Newton's
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First and Third Laws of Motion
from 1687.
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BOTH: Hmm?
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[BOTH CLEARING THROAT]
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[CLEARING THROAT LOUDER]
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BOTH: Hmm.
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Like, excuse me,
but we can't see Archie.
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[WHIMPERING]
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-Now, we can.
-Run!
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[SCREAMING]
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[LAUGHING]
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DAPHNE: We are now entering
Fletcher Studios'
film archive room.
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This is where people archive
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film in a room?
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[BOTH SCREAM]
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Uh, hi.
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Are we interrupting
something weird?
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Who are you? Friends of yours?
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We're, uh... We're just
looking into these stories
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about the ghost
of Archie Barnes?
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They're not stories.
It really happened.
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We were there.
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He attacked me
because he doesn't want anyone
to see that film.
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It's cursed.
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Ray Fletcher, the studio head,
insisted I transfer
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this footage
so he could finish that film
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and finally share it
with the world.
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But I say anyone foolish
enough to watch that movie
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gets what they deserve. Right?
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See?
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Yeah.
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So, where did you
find the film to begin with?
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We discovered this trunk
in the old prop warehouse.
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Inside is what Archie left
in his office when he quit.
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Including his last
damaged film.
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FRED: This must be
Archie's notebook.
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It shows, in his own hand,
how he worked out the stunts
and visual effects
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for all his films.
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Amazing, isn't it?
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You may be a violent
monster, Archie,
but you're also a genius.
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You take that back. [GRUNTS]
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And if you look
to your right... Wow!
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Uh, actually, no.
Don't look to your right.
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Uh, Film Archive tour is over!
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And now, we come to the part
of our tour
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where we collide
with our friends.
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[ALL GRUNTING]
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What happened to you guys?
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Like, we saw
an Archie Barnes movie
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followed by the sequel,
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Archie Barnes 2
Horrifying Ghost Attack.
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They ruined the franchise.
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I've studied Archie Barnes
and I gotta say
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the ghost looked,
moved and didn't talk
just like him.
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-Hmm.
-[RATTLING]
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Hmm?
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Hey, watch out!
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[PIANO KEYS
POUNDING DISCORDANTLY]
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That was close.
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Lucky for you, I've developed
an almost superhuman awareness
of my surroundings.
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DIRECTOR: Cut!
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CREW MEMBER: Man,
that was the 80th take!
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[LAUGHING] Get off me. Novice.
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Who are you supposed to be?
Super ascot man?
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Is this another
Ray Fletcher rewrite?
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-Ray Fletcher?
-Yeah.
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As in Fletcher Studios.
The guy who owns this place
and whose bright ideas
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are currently ruining
my movie.
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I'm sorry. I saw the woman
and the piano and...
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[GROANS] Someone get me Ray
on the phone.
And where's my latte?
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And there, storming away,
is up-and-coming director
Lori Logan,
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in front of whom
Fred just humiliated himself.
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-She must be directing..
-Badly.
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She must be directing
the new scenes for Archie's
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unfinished film,
Road Tripping.
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You know,
they recovered that film
in the old prop warehouse.
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Let's check it out for clues.
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VELMA: Amazing! These props
and sets go back to the golden
age of silent movies.
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Hmm.
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May I direct your attention
to the way
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they treat these gorgeous
old costumes?
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Looks like
my high school bedroom.
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[ALL GASPING]
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And now, we come
to the screamy part
of the tour.
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[SCREAMING]
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Run!
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[SCREAMING]
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SCOOBY-DOO: Shaggy!
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Whoa!
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[SHAGGY YELPS]
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[WHIMPERING]
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SHAGGY: Cut!
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Like, this is not how we
rehearsed this scene, Archie.
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Decades of lifelessness
is no excuse for a lack
of professionalism.
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Script! It's simple.
Your character is a pharaoh,
groom, ballerina,
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baseball player,
Arctic-explorer carrot
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who's come to jail
on the moon
in a pet store
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in the middle of the ocean
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in a log cabin
in a dentist office
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to confront,
the reverse mermaid, judge,
ancient Roman cowboy
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who has stolen your...
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Grape!
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See! A story as old
as time itself.
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Now, let's see your,
"I'm so angry without
my grape," face.
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Now that is what I call,
grape anger.
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Okay, everyone,
let's try this again.
From the beginning.
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You go backstage
and wait for your cue,
which is,
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"Quick, let's get out of here
before he figures out
this whole thing
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"has been a ruse
to allow us to escape."
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[SHAGGY YELLS]
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[INAUDIBLE]
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[PANTING]
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DAPHNE: And if you look
to your left,
you can't see us.
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-[BOTH GASPING]
-Like, don't do that.
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[WHINES] I lost the grape.
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Guys, keep it down.
I don't think we're allowed
to be here after hours.
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The last thing we need
is for someone to ask us...
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Who are you
and what are you doing here?
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Now, this is a special treat!
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Standing right in front of us
is Ray Fletcher,
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the owner
of Fletcher Studios, and...
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Uh, this is Charlie Dairy,
my right hand.
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And Charlie Dairy,
which is a special treat
for our right hands.
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We heard you found
Archie Barnes' legendary
last film.
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I'm on my way
to the editorial building
to see it now.
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I think it could be
our next big hit.
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00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:46,010
Of course, we had no choice
but to give it some updates.
246
00:11:46,096 --> 00:11:48,706
Uh, Ray, we really
should check in
with Lori Logan first.
247
00:11:48,795 --> 00:11:50,665
She's having some issues
with those
248
00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:52,843
updates you've requested.
249
00:11:52,929 --> 00:11:55,669
Oh, she's impossible.
It's nothing we can't fix
by adding a few...
250
00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:58,198
Uh, what's those things
that kids are into these days?
251
00:11:58,282 --> 00:11:59,982
Health, hope
and a secure future?
252
00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:02,677
Education,
environmental solutions, love?
253
00:12:02,765 --> 00:12:05,375
No, those remote
whirly-gig things!
254
00:12:05,463 --> 00:12:08,473
-Quadcopters.
-Quadcopters, exactly!
255
00:12:08,553 --> 00:12:10,083
The grandkids love them!
256
00:12:10,164 --> 00:12:11,954
[IMITATES WHIRRING]
257
00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:15,737
[LAUGHS]
You kids enjoy the tour.
258
00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:17,082
[CHUCKLES]
259
00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:18,781
Wow, Ray and Lori
are really at odds
260
00:12:18,868 --> 00:12:20,698
on how to handle
Archie's last movie.
261
00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:23,133
I wonder what other
modernizations
he's trying to make.
262
00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:25,140
There's only one way
to find out.
263
00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:30,050
We are now
in the editorial building.
264
00:12:30,140 --> 00:12:32,190
On your left and right,
265
00:12:32,273 --> 00:12:33,323
are all the possible
screening rooms,
that might be showing
266
00:12:33,404 --> 00:12:34,364
Archie's last movie.
267
00:12:35,319 --> 00:12:36,449
[TAPPING]
268
00:12:36,538 --> 00:12:38,018
I think I hear something
in this one.
269
00:12:40,194 --> 00:12:43,204
Ray, this is Archie Barnes'
final masterpiece.
270
00:12:43,284 --> 00:12:45,334
All this stuff you're adding
just kills it.
271
00:12:45,416 --> 00:12:47,716
What are you talking about?
Kids are gonna love it.
272
00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:49,900
If we ever finish it.
273
00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:51,726
Now there's rumors
that Archie's ghost
is haunting the production.
274
00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:54,084
He always did have to be
the center of attention.
275
00:12:54,164 --> 00:12:55,514
Psst!
276
00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,470
I think this
is the Road Trippingedit bay.
277
00:12:57,559 --> 00:12:59,039
I bet we can see it in here.
278
00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:05,957
Russ, the archivist,
said he sent Ray
a digital copy of the film.
279
00:13:06,046 --> 00:13:08,046
Ha! There.
280
00:13:08,135 --> 00:13:10,135
FRED: "Road Tripping
Cursed Version slash
You're All Doomed."
281
00:13:10,224 --> 00:13:11,274
That must be it.
282
00:13:11,355 --> 00:13:13,435
Got it. Opening file...
283
00:13:13,531 --> 00:13:14,971
[SLURPING NOISES]
284
00:13:15,055 --> 00:13:17,875
It's in our contracts.
285
00:13:17,971 --> 00:13:20,501
We're about to become
the first people in history
286
00:13:20,582 --> 00:13:22,672
to watch Archie Barnes'
last movie
287
00:13:22,758 --> 00:13:25,408
and supposed masterpiece
Road Tripping.
288
00:13:29,634 --> 00:13:32,384
Okay, I just felt
the pilomotor reflex.
289
00:13:33,116 --> 00:13:34,246
Goosebumps.
290
00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:36,075
[MUSIC PLAYING ON COMPUTER]
291
00:13:39,775 --> 00:13:40,985
[INAUDIBLE]
292
00:13:43,039 --> 00:13:44,559
So far, so good.
293
00:13:46,390 --> 00:13:47,350
[EXPLOSION]
294
00:13:48,436 --> 00:13:49,386
[INAUDIBLE]
295
00:14:00,361 --> 00:14:01,841
[ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING]
296
00:14:23,253 --> 00:14:27,003
Uh, okay. Now I just felt
the gag reflex.
297
00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:29,783
Like, that was
298
00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:31,571
awesome!
299
00:14:31,653 --> 00:14:33,443
Still needs some quadcopters.
300
00:14:33,524 --> 00:14:34,534
Hmm?
301
00:14:36,701 --> 00:14:39,011
-[WHINING]
-I know, Scoob, quadcopters!
302
00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:41,225
But otherwise,
I think it's his best work.
303
00:14:41,315 --> 00:14:43,485
Great, tell him that.
304
00:14:43,578 --> 00:14:44,928
[SCREAMING]
305
00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:48,153
Run!
306
00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:49,575
[PUNK ROCK MUSIC]
307
00:14:49,671 --> 00:14:52,241
♪ Two, three, four
308
00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:54,416
♪ Two, three, four
309
00:14:54,502 --> 00:14:55,682
[TIRES SCREECHING]
310
00:14:57,070 --> 00:14:58,380
♪ Two, three, four
311
00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:11,608
♪ Left all away
312
00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:14,223
♪ Been here for too long
313
00:15:14,304 --> 00:15:16,184
♪ We ain't gonna stand for it
314
00:15:16,263 --> 00:15:18,483
♪ Baby, now
315
00:15:18,569 --> 00:15:19,699
Cut!
316
00:15:19,788 --> 00:15:22,748
♪ A rags to riches story
317
00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:24,624
♪ I don't have to worry
318
00:15:24,706 --> 00:15:27,266
♪ A rags to riches story
319
00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:29,671
♪ I don't have to worry
320
00:15:30,755 --> 00:15:33,315
♪ I don't have to worry
321
00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:41,767
♪ Two, three, four
322
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:52,210
♪ A rags to riches story
323
00:15:52,299 --> 00:15:54,869
♪ I don't have to worry
324
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,574
♪ A rags to riches story
325
00:15:57,652 --> 00:16:00,572
♪ On your path to glory
326
00:16:00,655 --> 00:16:02,785
♪ Path to glory
327
00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:04,704
♪ Hey, hey, hey
328
00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:06,844
[THUDS]
329
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:13,966
Like, great, isn't this
the set of that sitcom,
Monkey Gets a Show Now
330
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,710
that just got canceled?
331
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:18,930
Yeah, it looks like this
mystery just got
canceled as well.
332
00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:22,981
Sorry, gang, we started out
in an exciting action
adventure mystery
333
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:25,809
and ended up in a failed
situation comedy.
334
00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:28,507
[CANNED LAUGHTER PLAYING]
335
00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:33,509
[AUDIENCE GASPING]
336
00:16:33,601 --> 00:16:36,081
I can't believe it.
Once that movie gets out,
337
00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:39,089
this historic studio
will go down the drain.
338
00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:42,392
Along with the reputation
of the great Archie Barnes.
339
00:16:42,479 --> 00:16:44,389
Well, you gotta give Archie
credit for going
340
00:16:44,481 --> 00:16:47,401
to such great lengths
to prevent that movie
from coming out.
341
00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:50,534
After all,
your reputation outlives you.
342
00:16:50,618 --> 00:16:53,618
I can only hope, one day,
people look back at me
and say...
343
00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:57,098
Wait, Daphne. That's it.
That's the key
to this mystery.
344
00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:59,150
ALL: Huh?
345
00:16:59,235 --> 00:17:01,405
Fred, you're right!
We've been looking
in the wrong direction
346
00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:04,498
-the whole time.
-Hmm...
347
00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:07,068
Hey, what do you want from me?
It was my first tour.
348
00:17:07,156 --> 00:17:09,456
Gang, this mystery isn't
wrapped yet.
349
00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:11,640
We have a ghost to catch.
350
00:17:11,726 --> 00:17:14,026
Ladies and gentlemen,
fasten your seatbelts.
351
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:16,120
We're about to enter,
The Trap.
352
00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:26,442
Wow, I can't believe we get
to watch the never before seen
Archie Barnes film.
353
00:17:26,523 --> 00:17:27,833
It was worth the wait.
354
00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:41,928
-Excuse us. Excuse us.
-Pardon us. Pardon us.
355
00:17:44,541 --> 00:17:45,671
[FANFARE PLAYING]
356
00:17:48,632 --> 00:17:50,072
[MUNCHING]
357
00:17:55,726 --> 00:17:56,726
BOTH: Hmm?
358
00:18:00,688 --> 00:18:03,948
Like, I guess he doesn't like
what they've done
with this movie, either.
359
00:18:04,039 --> 00:18:05,779
Attacking
is a valid criticism.
360
00:18:13,048 --> 00:18:14,048
[YELPS]
361
00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:17,013
[WHIMPERING]
362
00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:21,136
[SCREAMING]
363
00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:26,497
Come on, Archie.
Your calculations
have to be perfect.
364
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:27,543
I have faith in you.
365
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,330
Almost there.
366
00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:34,499
[BOTH WHIMPERING]
367
00:18:36,811 --> 00:18:37,811
BOTH: Now!
368
00:18:41,381 --> 00:18:42,341
[GRUNTING]
369
00:18:52,087 --> 00:18:54,657
Mathematical precision,
physics and timing.
370
00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:56,702
Way to go, Archie!
371
00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:58,487
Can we open our eyes yet?
372
00:18:58,572 --> 00:18:59,662
Was it funny?
373
00:19:02,924 --> 00:19:04,194
So I've been meaning to ask,
374
00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:06,233
how is it
handcuffs work on ghosts?
375
00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:08,579
Good question,
if it was a ghost.
376
00:19:09,931 --> 00:19:12,061
ALL: Lori Logan?
377
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,371
Lori, what is this?
378
00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:15,676
Are you pitching
an Archie Barnes biopic?
379
00:19:15,763 --> 00:19:17,773
No, but as an aside,
380
00:19:17,852 --> 00:19:19,162
I'd see that movie.
381
00:19:21,421 --> 00:19:23,471
Lori Logan is a talented
young director
382
00:19:23,553 --> 00:19:25,643
with a reputation
for quality movies.
383
00:19:25,729 --> 00:19:28,169
Being an Archie Barnes fan,
she was thrilled to be chosen
384
00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:29,604
to complete his final film.
385
00:19:29,690 --> 00:19:31,820
But Ray Fletcher got
too involved,
386
00:19:31,909 --> 00:19:33,739
forcing his ideas
into her movie.
387
00:19:33,824 --> 00:19:36,184
She thought the film would
be the end of her career.
388
00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:39,482
VELMA: Lori knew the legend
of Frank Fletcher ruining
Archie's last film.
389
00:19:39,569 --> 00:19:41,919
She could relate a little
too much.
390
00:19:42,006 --> 00:19:44,096
Lori decided to use
his legend to make sure
391
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,193
her movie never saw
the light of day,
392
00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:49,932
even if it meant ruining
Fletcher Studios
in the process.
393
00:19:50,014 --> 00:19:52,234
DAPHNE: Archie's film
was found
in the prop warehouse
394
00:19:52,321 --> 00:19:54,931
where Lori also found
Archie's trademark costume
395
00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:58,459
and where we found evidence
someone had rifled through
the wardrobe trunks.
396
00:19:58,545 --> 00:20:01,765
But it takes more
than clothes to make a man
like Archie Barnes.
397
00:20:01,852 --> 00:20:05,252
VELMA: To be believable,
Lori had to do
physical comedy stunts.
398
00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:07,774
That's why she chased Russ
out of the archive room.
399
00:20:07,858 --> 00:20:11,078
We assumed it was
Archie's revenge
for restoring his film.
400
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:13,726
But really, Lori wanted
to see Archie's notebook
401
00:20:13,821 --> 00:20:16,081
to learn
how he did his stunts.
402
00:20:16,171 --> 00:20:20,041
At first, we thought the ghost
was connected to the discovery
of Archie's film.
403
00:20:20,131 --> 00:20:23,401
When Daphne mentioned how far
Archie went to make sure
his studio-tampered film
404
00:20:23,483 --> 00:20:24,753
would never be seen,
405
00:20:24,832 --> 00:20:26,662
we were reminded
of another director
406
00:20:26,747 --> 00:20:29,007
who was in the same situation.
407
00:20:29,097 --> 00:20:31,447
The only way to be sure
was to do the very thing
Lori was trying to avoid.
408
00:20:31,534 --> 00:20:33,584
Show people her movie.
409
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:35,707
Ironically,
thanks to Archie Barnes
410
00:20:35,799 --> 00:20:37,369
and his scientific approach
to humor,
411
00:20:37,453 --> 00:20:39,983
we were able to catch
Lori in the act.
412
00:20:40,064 --> 00:20:41,894
My film would
have been great too,
413
00:20:41,979 --> 00:20:43,979
if it wasn't for you
meddling with it.
414
00:20:44,068 --> 00:20:47,638
And if you take a look
to your future, jail.
415
00:20:47,724 --> 00:20:50,074
Thank you, kids. You know,
I should have learned from
416
00:20:50,161 --> 00:20:51,291
my grandfather's mistakes,
417
00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:52,430
instead of repeating them.
418
00:20:52,512 --> 00:20:53,992
How can I ever repay you?
419
00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:56,908
Actually, I'd love to study
Archie's notebook.
420
00:20:56,994 --> 00:20:58,304
May I borrow it?
421
00:20:58,387 --> 00:20:59,817
As long as
I am still in charge
422
00:20:59,910 --> 00:21:02,300
of making horrible decisions,
you can have it.
423
00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:04,521
Thank you, Mr. Fletcher.
424
00:21:04,611 --> 00:21:08,481
Velma, I apologize
for what I said about you
not appreciating comedy.
425
00:21:08,571 --> 00:21:10,751
I see now
by totally disengaging
from it
426
00:21:10,834 --> 00:21:12,664
on an emotional
and visceral level
427
00:21:12,749 --> 00:21:14,489
and breaking it down
scientifically,
428
00:21:14,577 --> 00:21:16,617
until all the life
has been sucked out of it,
429
00:21:16,710 --> 00:21:18,450
you understand
what's funny on a level
430
00:21:18,538 --> 00:21:20,628
the rest of us
aren't even capable of.
431
00:21:20,714 --> 00:21:22,544
Is that a joke?
432
00:21:22,629 --> 00:21:23,589
You tell me.
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