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Excellent work.
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This year's royal feast will
be the talk of all Europe.
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I wouldn't be surprised
if that wind-sucker,
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the King of Spain himself...
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[CELL PHONE RINGING]
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-[WHIMPERING]
-Oh, come on.
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Seriously?
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What's rule number one,
people?
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The year is 1398.
There are no cell phones.
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-[SHAKILY] Oh, come on.
-Francis,
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fire this careless
"time traveler"
and find me another spoon boy!
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Right away, Your Majesty.
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What are we,
the East Farmville
Renaissance Faire?
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No, we are
the West Farmville
Renaissance Faire
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and we have standards.
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It's all about authenticity.
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For instance,
that new court jester's
costume is very inaccurate.
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I... Sir, we haven't
hired the jester yet.
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[SINISTER LAUGHING]
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[SINGSONG] Make your plans,
decorate this room.
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All you do is gild your tomb.
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At this feast
under pale full moon,
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you shall meet untimely doom!
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[GASPS] Ahhh...
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-[AIR WHOOSHING]
-[SINISTER LAUGH]
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JESTER: Soon. Soon!
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[SINISTER LAUGH CONTINUES]
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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SCOOBY-DOO: Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
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VELMA: I'm so excited
you guys are finally visiting
my Renaissance fair.
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[HUMMING]
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Like, so that's why
we're dressed like this.
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It's all coming together.
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No offense, Velma,
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but it seems weird
that you have
a Renaissance fair
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and that you're excited
about it.
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Well,
it's not technically mine.
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I first came here
as a little girl
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and pointed out
some historical inaccuracies
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which impressed the owner,
King Avery.
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Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.
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[RUBBER SQUEAKING]
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Mmm-mmm.
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He's a fellow history buff
and hired me as a consultant.
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I'm proud of this place.
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It's the most
historically authentic
Middle Ages experience
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you can have
without contracting
bubonic plague.
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Well, it sounds like
fun to me.
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It's been months since I slew
a mythical creature.
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I think I'll go with
a classy fire-breathing
dragon this time.
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Well, um...
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Like,
Scoob and I are goin' right
to the medieval food tent.
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Suckling pigs,
suckling giant turkey legs,
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suckling hard-boiled eggs
in saffron and cloves.
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[SLURPING] They
suckled everything then.
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-Actually...
-Ooh.
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How are the lines for riding
unicorns, typically?
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Pretty long, huh?
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[SIGHS]
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-[PIGS SNORTING]
-[GEESE HONKING]
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Ugh, it smells like bad goat.
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[EXHALES DEEPLY] Authenticity.
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Like, what time's
the actual Renaissance begin?
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It seems to be
running a little late.
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[SLURPS] Still the Dark Ages.
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Man, my lips are chapped.
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What do they have,
arid bleakness delivered
here daily?
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[GASPS]
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-Whoa, whoa, whoa!
-Hey.
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Daphne, no lip balm.
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That hasn't been invented yet.
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Really?
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Beeswax, peppermint oil,
vegetable fat...
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Boom. Lip balm.
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I just invented it.
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But you didn't invent
lip balm.
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That's not
historically accurate.
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Neither is that guy
digging that hole,
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or Scooby scratching his ear,
or that rat running up
Fred's leg.
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-[RAT SQUEAKING]
-[FRED SHRIEKING]
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Isn't it possible
that some peasant girl
did invent lip balm,
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but that fact
got lost to history?
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-No!
-[FRED YELPING]
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Maybe... I don't...
Look, just knock it off.
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I got us an invitation
to see King Avery
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and he takes
this accuracy stuff
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even more seriously than I do.
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Well, as seriously.
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Lord Harvey,
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put down your strange
shiny talking pebble
and listen.
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We must cancel the feast!
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Yeah, he's doing
the baffled past-man
routine again.
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-I gotta go.
-[CELL PHONE BEEPS]
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Look, Avey, baby,
the investors
and I don't wanna
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hear about jester ghosts.
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This feast
is our big money-maker.
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No feast, no fair, got it?
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[CHOMPING] That's not bad.
What is it?
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Minced rabbit loin.
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[RETCHES]
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[SPITS]
I'm eating bunny?
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How could you just
stand there and not say,
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"Harvey, you're about to put
bunny in your mouth"?
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Well, historically...
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Of course,
always with the authenticity!
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Friends don't let friends
eat bunny.
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Uh, Your Majesty,
is everything okay?
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Lady Velma! Unfortunately, no.
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A ghostly court jester fiend
threatens our banquet.
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[BOTH GASPING]
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If that monster frightens away
the banquet guests,
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I'm afraid the fair
cannot survive
the loss of revenue.
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Sounds like ye old mystery.
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The gang and I can help you,
King Avery.
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I can't have just
anyone running willy-nilly
in the royal castle.
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It will ruin
the authentic experience
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for the other guests
who pay a fortune to be here.
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But we can't allow our fair
to be destroyed.
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My friends are not
without skill, my lord.
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Surely there is something
they can do in the castle?
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Well, we are still in need
of a non-monstrous
court jester.
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Do you have any experience?
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Uh... Yes.
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In fact, I'm planning
on majoring in jestering.
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Hmm... You have the position!
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-You two!
-BOTH: Hmm?
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You may be
the royal food-tasters.
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-BOTH: [GASP]
-Awesome!
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A king has many enemies
like this demonic jester.
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These assassins would put
deadly poisons in my food.
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The royal food-tasters
try the food first
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and if they don't crumble
to the floor
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convulsing and screaming
in torturous pain,
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then we know the food is safe
for all to enjoy.
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And as for a young maiden
like yourself,
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you shouldn't be
breaking your back
toiling outside in the fields.
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You should be breaking
your back toiling inside,
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cleaning my
medieval artifacts.
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Like, okay, Scoob,
keep your eyes peeled
for assassins.
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Don't I always?
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[SPLASH]
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You villain!
With what toxin have you
blighted the King's food?
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You were totally blighting.
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It's just ginger.
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A likely story.
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I don't trust ginger.
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Like, okay, we'll let you off
with a warning this time.
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But we got eyes on you, missy.
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BOTH: Yikes!
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[BOTH GULPING]
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You know, Scoob,
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maybe we should practice
tasting food
that isn't poisoned.
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That way if we taste some
that is poisoned,
we can tell the difference.
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It's our solemn duty.
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Nothing!
Official food-taster business.
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Suspicious ginger squad.
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[SINISTER LAUGH]
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BOTH: The Jester Monster!
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[GRUNTING]
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[BOTH WHIMPERING]
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[GRUNTING]
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[GROWLING]
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[BUZZING]
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Shoo.
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[GRUNTING]
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Medieval artifacts seem like
a good place to start
looking for clues. Ow!
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Why so many bells
on a jester outfit?
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[VACUUM WHIRRING]
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Daphne!
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What are you doing?
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What?
I invented something
to help me clean.
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You invented
the motorized duster?
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Really?
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So how does it work?
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Uh, the usual.
Beeswax, sage...
It's complicated.
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Historically, a lady
like yourself wouldn't
understand, would she?
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Actually, it's nice to see
some new ideas around here.
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I'm Francis,
the King's advisor.
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Have you noticed
anything strange around here?
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No. The King has made sure
there is not one small,
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dirty, smelly, backward,
uncomfortable, boring, awful
detail out of place here.
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[INHALES DEEPLY]
After all, isn't that what
makes this place so much...
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[STRAINING]
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...fun?
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Let me know
if you need my assistance.
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Yeah, we'll jump
right on that,
Johnny Giggle-pants.
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[BOTH WHIMPERING]
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We just ran into,
then away from,
the evil jester!
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He's ha-ha scary.
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So he's real.
Where does something
like that come from?
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I think
I have the answer to that.
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This coin. I recognize it.
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It's the only coin ever minted
featuring the face
of King Todd, the Short-lived.
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King Todd celebrated
his first day in power
with an extravagant banquet
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just like the one King Avery
is holding tonight.
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At that feast,
the King's fool,
William the Silly,
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made the King laugh so hard
he ruptured all of his organs.
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The jester was accused
of being an evil demon,
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with a really well-developed
sense of humor,
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and was immediately executed.
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Legend says,
to this day, the spirit
of William the Silly
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seeks revenge on
whoever is in possession
of this cursed coin.
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[SINISTER LAUGH]
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How is that funny?
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Yeah, too soon, Fred.
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That wasn't me.
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[SINISTER LAUGH CONTINUES]
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[WHIMPERING]
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JESTER: Some call me fool,
but 'tis plain to see,
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true fools are those who think
they've escaped me!
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[SINISTER LAUGH]
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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Split up.
He can't follow all of us.
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[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]
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You'd think they'd just stop
and laugh
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and like, high-five
each other when this happens.
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That's what I'd do.
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[LOW GROWL]
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[WINCES]
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All right, next!
Come on,
let's see what you got, kid.
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Make with the funny.
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A pox upon your filthy heads!
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Today you live,
but soon you will be...
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Boo! Stale! What else you got?
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Too political.
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Uh, well, mayhaps...
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A small fowl cameth
upon a road
and dared to cross it...
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Nay! Me thinks boring.
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Thou doth stinketh.
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Sorry, kid. You just don't
have the chops to be
a big city comedian.
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Here's your stuff
and a bus ticket back home.
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You tried, kid.
Come back when you worked up
some fresh material.
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Motley is so 1400s.
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Hmm?
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Hmm.
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[SIGHS DEEPLY]
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[DOGS BARKING]
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[YELLING]
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[BOTH WHIMPERING]
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Are you two okay?
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Like, I think we lost him.
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And shattered his dreams.
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[BOTH YELPING]
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BOTH: Haunted barrel!
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[ALL SHRIEKING]
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00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:57,282
Oh, please don't tell anybody
I was here.
247
00:11:57,368 --> 00:11:59,328
I just want my phone back.
248
00:11:59,414 --> 00:12:01,464
King Avery caught me playing
Bippy's Medical
School Adventure
249
00:12:01,546 --> 00:12:04,286
during an archery tournament
and threw
my phone in this barrel
250
00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:08,505
with the rest of
the "infernal objects"
he confiscates.
251
00:12:08,597 --> 00:12:11,427
Wait. Like, kids couldn't even
play in the past?
252
00:12:11,513 --> 00:12:14,783
These fantasy figures
are not only
historically inaccurate,
253
00:12:14,864 --> 00:12:17,744
they're made with materials
that didn't even
exist back then.
254
00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:19,564
-[WATCH BEEPING]
-Uh-oh.
255
00:12:19,651 --> 00:12:20,741
The feast is starting.
256
00:12:22,045 --> 00:12:23,785
Oh, um. Invention!
257
00:12:23,873 --> 00:12:25,353
[SIGHS]
258
00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:26,400
[FANFARE PLAYING]
259
00:12:29,052 --> 00:12:31,362
Welcome everyone
260
00:12:31,446 --> 00:12:34,796
to the most authentic Annual
West Farmville Renaissance
Faire Royal Feast yet.
261
00:12:34,884 --> 00:12:37,974
Venison from Wales.
Forks made by monks.
262
00:12:38,061 --> 00:12:41,151
Tables made from
14th century trees
chopped down by axes
263
00:12:41,238 --> 00:12:43,328
with handles
made from even older trees.
264
00:12:43,414 --> 00:12:45,294
[APPLAUSE]
265
00:12:45,373 --> 00:12:48,163
And none of the servers
have washed in days.
266
00:12:50,508 --> 00:12:52,858
Nice touch.
267
00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:56,296
See? Not a monster in sight.
Now, I'm gonna split
before any bunny is served.
268
00:12:56,384 --> 00:12:58,824
And now, let the feast begin.
269
00:12:58,908 --> 00:13:01,298
This food is looking
fairly poison-y.
270
00:13:01,389 --> 00:13:03,739
Where are my food-tasters?
271
00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:04,866
You better check it out.
272
00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:11,180
[ALL GASPING]
273
00:13:12,661 --> 00:13:13,881
[WHIMPERING]
274
00:13:19,276 --> 00:13:20,276
Ouch!
275
00:13:20,364 --> 00:13:21,934
[ALL GASP]
276
00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:24,328
There's like a small
metal thingy in the stew.
277
00:13:24,412 --> 00:13:25,982
I almost cracked a tooth.
278
00:13:26,066 --> 00:13:27,366
ALL: Aw...
279
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:28,678
MAN: Boo!
280
00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:31,941
Looks like a clue.
281
00:13:32,028 --> 00:13:34,728
This is not a historically
accurate ingredient.
282
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,474
The King demands
some amusement
283
00:13:36,554 --> 00:13:38,514
to take his mind off
the clumsy oaf in the kitchen
284
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:39,780
who allowed this to happen.
285
00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:42,522
Ah! Right. Hi.
286
00:13:42,604 --> 00:13:44,394
I'm Fred,
how's everybody doing?
287
00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:47,038
[MAN COUGHING]
288
00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:49,000
I don't know a lot of jokes...
289
00:13:49,089 --> 00:13:50,569
Oh, oh, I got it, I got it.
290
00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:52,915
Uh, there's a walrus
playing a banjo...
291
00:13:53,006 --> 00:13:55,966
I mean, not a walrus, whoops.
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
292
00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:58,492
No, I guess that's
really more of a riddle.
293
00:13:58,576 --> 00:13:59,836
Oh... Ow!
294
00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:01,536
[LAUGHTER]
295
00:14:01,623 --> 00:14:05,893
Wait, stop!
Bells aren't funny.
Ow, my eyes!
296
00:14:05,975 --> 00:14:08,015
No, seriously,
I think I damaged my cornea.
297
00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:09,938
-[YELPING]
-[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
298
00:14:10,023 --> 00:14:11,023
[EXCLAIMING]
299
00:14:13,069 --> 00:14:17,599
Fred the Fool,
ladies and gentlemen.
300
00:14:17,682 --> 00:14:21,162
All the village has been
talking about a certain
peasant girl
301
00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:24,601
and her miraculous inventions.
Daphne!
302
00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:28,519
Would you honor the King
by showing his court
your wondrous devices?
303
00:14:28,606 --> 00:14:30,906
Oh, yeah, love to.
304
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:35,270
[SOFTLY] Stall until
I can find some
real entertainment.
305
00:14:35,352 --> 00:14:38,052
Your Highness,
here is my motorized duster,
306
00:14:38,138 --> 00:14:41,098
my watch, my flashlight,
my dental floss,
a couple of parking stubs,
307
00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:43,324
some gum...
Watermelon flavored!
308
00:14:43,404 --> 00:14:45,714
And you invented all these?
309
00:14:45,797 --> 00:14:47,537
Oh, yeah, totes.
310
00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:50,145
However, I have a feeling
history will fail to record
311
00:14:50,237 --> 00:14:52,497
my remarkable
contribution to science.
312
00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:53,937
Wink, wink.
313
00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:56,723
I see. How interesting.
314
00:14:56,808 --> 00:15:01,338
Anybody capable
of such incredible creations
must certainly be... A witch!
315
00:15:01,422 --> 00:15:03,512
A witch has found
her way into our keep!
316
00:15:04,294 --> 00:15:05,994
That's it.
317
00:15:06,079 --> 00:15:08,819
Velma, you have brought to
my very important royal feast
318
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:14,298
a jester who can't jest,
a witch and a possible lawsuit
resulting from whatever
319
00:15:14,391 --> 00:15:16,261
the food-taster bit into!
320
00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:19,180
This is an outrage.
I demand that...
321
00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:20,526
-[SINISTER LAUGH]
-[GASPS]
322
00:15:21,877 --> 00:15:23,097
Not me.
323
00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:24,453
Protect the King!
324
00:15:26,534 --> 00:15:28,014
Yow.
325
00:15:28,101 --> 00:15:30,631
JESTER: You flail
and fuss and play pretend,
326
00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:33,452
to petty matters you attend.
327
00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:36,541
But still you fail
to comprehend...
328
00:15:36,631 --> 00:15:40,331
Today, your reign
comes to its end!
329
00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:43,418
Run!
330
00:15:43,507 --> 00:15:45,117
[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
331
00:15:45,205 --> 00:15:46,205
[ALL CLAMORING]
332
00:15:56,303 --> 00:15:57,263
[TEETH CHATTERING]
333
00:16:09,881 --> 00:16:10,881
Ah!
334
00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:37,390
[GASPS]
335
00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:49,231
[ALL GASPING]
336
00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:52,490
[LAUGHING]
337
00:16:52,576 --> 00:16:53,706
ALL: Phew.
338
00:16:53,795 --> 00:16:55,055
Like, thanks, guys.
339
00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:57,024
-Seize them!
-Huh?
340
00:16:58,191 --> 00:16:59,451
[SCOOBY AND SHAGGY GULPING]
341
00:17:03,587 --> 00:17:06,497
That feast was my last chance
to save this fair.
342
00:17:06,590 --> 00:17:10,070
And you have destroyed it
more thoroughly
than any monster ever could.
343
00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:12,599
[WHIMPERING]
All that food destroyed.
344
00:17:12,683 --> 00:17:14,903
And like, it wasn't poisoned.
345
00:17:14,990 --> 00:17:17,120
We could have
tasted everything.
346
00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:21,037
Did any leftovers survive?
347
00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:22,737
-[GROWLS]
-[GROANS]
348
00:17:22,824 --> 00:17:24,394
I can't believe it.
349
00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:27,308
My fair is going to shut down,
all because of me.
350
00:17:27,394 --> 00:17:29,704
No, it's our fault.
351
00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:33,137
I was so eager to do something
even mildly interesting here
that I took a job
352
00:17:33,226 --> 00:17:35,916
I couldn't actually do
in order to solve a mystery.
353
00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:39,621
I should have just made
the best of this awful place,
354
00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:43,190
instead of improving it
with my great fun inventions.
355
00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:46,979
Like, we're sorry, Velma.
I know how much this place
meant to you.
356
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,976
Just not why.
357
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:52,418
Don't you see?
That's the point of this
Renaissance fair.
358
00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:55,986
The past was hard.
They didn't have any lip balm,
359
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,765
microwaves or
arch-correcting shoe inserts.
360
00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:03,170
Experiencing how human beings
lived and survived
in difficult times inspires us
361
00:18:03,256 --> 00:18:06,476
and allows us to marvel at
mankind's courage,
strength and ingenuity.
362
00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:08,263
[GRUNTS]
363
00:18:08,348 --> 00:18:10,738
And also makes us appreciate
all we do have even more.
364
00:18:10,828 --> 00:18:14,348
Velma's right. If they could
survive without all the things
we take for granted,
365
00:18:14,441 --> 00:18:15,881
then we can survive this.
366
00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:18,404
And using our courage,
strength and ingenuity
367
00:18:18,488 --> 00:18:21,228
we can solve this mystery
and save this fair.
368
00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:23,357
Wait a second. That's it!
369
00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:25,020
Of course!
370
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,934
Guys, I think it's time we get
out of this dungeon.
371
00:18:29,369 --> 00:18:30,329
[ALL SIGHING]
372
00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:31,463
Okay, here you go.
373
00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:32,495
I'm ready.
374
00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:33,759
Let's go, Fred.
375
00:18:33,851 --> 00:18:34,901
Hey, Stu, we're heading out.
376
00:18:34,983 --> 00:18:36,203
Try to beat the traffic.
377
00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:38,029
Of course.
Yeah, totally get it.
378
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,467
The interstate is a disaster
at rush hour.
379
00:18:40,554 --> 00:18:41,734
SCOOBY: See ya, Stu.
380
00:18:43,296 --> 00:18:45,206
Are you sure
about this, Velma?
381
00:18:45,298 --> 00:18:47,738
I promise things will go
as planned this time.
382
00:18:47,822 --> 00:18:51,042
Good thing Shaggy and Scooby
keep a full medieval banquet's
worth of food
383
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,700
hidden in the Mystery Machine
in case of emergencies.
384
00:18:53,784 --> 00:18:55,704
Hidden? Where?
385
00:18:55,786 --> 00:18:58,046
Is this why our gas mileage
is so bad?
386
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:01,437
[FANFARE PLAYING]
387
00:19:01,531 --> 00:19:04,101
And now,
ladies and gentleman
of the court.
388
00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:06,186
Welcome to this,
our even better,
389
00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:08,665
even more authentic
royal feast.
390
00:19:08,756 --> 00:19:10,626
-[AIR WHOOSHING]
-[INDISTINCT MURMURING]
391
00:19:17,808 --> 00:19:19,288
[ALL YELPING]
392
00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:22,765
You simpletons fail to learn!
You'll never...
393
00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:23,857
Now!
394
00:19:27,427 --> 00:19:29,117
-[CLATTERING]
-[CAT SCREECHING]
395
00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:32,873
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
396
00:19:32,954 --> 00:19:34,964
[SINISTER LAUGH]
397
00:19:35,043 --> 00:19:36,783
-[HORSES WHINNYING]
-Hmm?
398
00:19:40,962 --> 00:19:42,492
[YELPS]
399
00:19:42,572 --> 00:19:43,922
[GROANING]
400
00:19:44,008 --> 00:19:45,048
[CAMERA CLICKS]
401
00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:46,100
I just invented the selfie.
402
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,485
[SIGHS]
403
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:52,278
Hark, noble knights.
Thank you for arriving on your
404
00:19:52,365 --> 00:19:54,795
strange metal steeds
with hooves of rubber.
405
00:19:54,889 --> 00:19:58,809
Right. Can we just
get this over with?
We usually go bowling tonight.
406
00:19:58,893 --> 00:20:00,243
Oh, yeah.
407
00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:02,549
The jester is really...
408
00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:05,326
ALL: Harvey the investor?
409
00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:07,901
But like, doesn't he
lose money
if the fair goes under?
410
00:20:07,989 --> 00:20:10,249
Exactly!
411
00:20:10,339 --> 00:20:13,999
And Velma, in honor of you
and the king, we'd like
to recap this mystery
412
00:20:14,082 --> 00:20:16,562
in a historically
authentic fashion.
413
00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:18,780
Lutist.
414
00:20:18,869 --> 00:20:21,519
[SINGSONG]
I tell a tale of eccentricity.
415
00:20:21,611 --> 00:20:24,091
A king
who ordered authenticity.
416
00:20:24,179 --> 00:20:27,359
His investor's plan,
make changes drastic.
417
00:20:27,443 --> 00:20:30,933
Add to the fair,
knights and beasts fantastic.
418
00:20:31,012 --> 00:20:33,542
SHAGGY: Although great profits
were projected,
419
00:20:33,623 --> 00:20:36,193
his plan the lord
outright rejected.
420
00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:37,848
We could have made
a fortune, Avery.
421
00:20:37,932 --> 00:20:42,022
There were
no unicorns in 1398!
422
00:20:42,110 --> 00:20:47,070
FRED: So investor desperate
puts on a mask and becomes
a monster from the past.
423
00:20:47,158 --> 00:20:49,158
I knew he'd fall
for that old curse.
424
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,988
All I wanted
was to fatten my purse.
425
00:20:51,075 --> 00:20:53,505
Please allow us
to finish first. Thanks.
426
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:56,170
[SINGSONG] A battery may glow
his glaring eye,
427
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,945
until it fell onto
blackberry pie.
428
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:01,780
Ah, these bells
keep hitting my eye.
429
00:21:01,869 --> 00:21:04,049
Bells, no bells.
430
00:21:04,132 --> 00:21:06,182
Don't worry, Fred,
I'll wrap up this bit.
431
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:10,875
[SINGSONG] Unseat a lord,
this villain almost did.
432
00:21:10,965 --> 00:21:13,485
Blah, blah, blah,
you meddling kids.
433
00:21:13,576 --> 00:21:14,836
[APPLAUSE]
434
00:21:19,756 --> 00:21:21,626
That was so authentic.
435
00:21:21,715 --> 00:21:23,585
Indeed.
436
00:21:23,673 --> 00:21:27,683
I appreciate you finally
honoring the integrity
of our fair.
437
00:21:27,764 --> 00:21:29,684
[CELL PHONE
PLAYING HIP HOP MUSIC]
438
00:21:29,766 --> 00:21:31,676
Whoops, sorry,
gotta take this.
439
00:21:31,768 --> 00:21:34,028
Gaby, sorry for not
answering your snap pic.
440
00:21:34,118 --> 00:21:35,818
You'll never believe
what happened today.
441
00:21:35,903 --> 00:21:37,433
Wait, let's do a video chat.
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