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Kapowza!

(PANTING)

Sorry I'm late.

The cheese man is very disappointed in you.

-The cheese man? -No. Not the cheese man.

Okay, okay, I'll hurry up.

-Poor dope! -Did you finish peeling those fava beans?

Mmm, no.

Wow. The cheese man's been in a bad mood all week.

-Wonder what's up with him. -(WIND HOWLING)

Hmm, it's cold.

(SHIVERING)

(GASPS)

(GROWLING)

(SCREAMS)

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

SCOOBY-DOO: Scooby-Dooby-Doo!

SHAGGY: Like you guys are in for a real treat.

Chazz was like our food mentor,

his food truck used to serve anything that could be made

of or covered in cheese!

-Grilled cheese... -Fried cheese...

Boiled cheese, braised cheese,

cheese stuffed into other cheese...

Then covered in cheese.

And what if one isn't in the mood

for cheese-related food?

I don't understand the question.

One time I went to a restaurant

that was so fancy,

silverware didn't mean forks,

it was the dress code.

-Hmm. -Uh, Daphne,

-you're not trying to do... -Stand-up comedy.

Great. Ugh, I am already nostalgic for the beard.

Look Scoob, cheese. As far as the eye can see.

And mouth can eat.

Boys, you made it.

Right gang, this is Chazz Larkin.

Chazz, the gang.

Hi there, welcome to Cheese Volcano.

You know these two guys kept my food truck in business for years.

-MAN: Uh, excuse me. -Oh, sorry, kids.

I got to go take care of that, I am a little shorthanded tonight.

HOWARD: Excuse me.

Oh. Oh, I'm off balance. Ooh. Hoo-hoo.

Uh, excuse me.

-Ah. -Oh, I am so sorry, Mr. Howard.

-One star for service. -Huh?

Glad the cheese man didn't see that. Phew.

Chazz, what gives? Like, where are all your waiters?

They all quit, scared off by that Yeti.

A Yeti?

That's what I said. A Yeti.

When you say Yeti, you mean...

Yeah, a giant hairy snow monster.

CHILDREN: Yay! Ice-cream!

-So an abominable snow man? -Yeah, that's the one.

(CHILDREN LAUGHING AND PLAYING)

But that doesn't make sense.

Oh, I know, but I got my hands full here with our grand opening.

And if I get bad reviews, it will be our grand closing.

You're in luck Chazz because the gang and I have

lots of experience dealing with monster attacks.

(CHUCKLES) Speaking of experience, have you ever tried

to get a job when your resume is just a list of ghosts you've captured?

-Hmm. -I promise we're good at this.

And Scoob and I could be your waiters.

Like, it'll be perfect. We will be around food

and not looking for the monsters.

(CHUCKLES) Our best plan yet.

Here you go guys.

You've got it Chazz, world's greatest waiters on the case.

-(BOTH SNIFF) -Oh-ho-ho-ho.

(STOMACHS GRUMBLING)

Sorry stomach, it's not for you.

(STOMACH GRUMBLING)

Like, we'll take care of you later,

-but we've got to help our friend, Chazz. -(STOMACH SCREAMING)

We've got to get rid of this food quick, Scoob.

Don't look, don't smell.

Huh, I don't see any clues.

Why would the abominable snowman attack a restaurant?

Isn't it obvious?

The legend of the abominable snowman or Yeti

started when 20th century British explorers

encountered a creature in the Himalayan Mountains.

Many have tried to find proof of the snowman's existence,

but no one ever found concrete evidence

and I have no idea where I am going with this.

I can't think of a reason a Yeti would attack this restaurant.

There is no connection.

Yeah, well, some things just don't make sense,

like do you ever notice when you solve a mystery and stop a ghost,

the cops always say, "Great work, kids!"

Why does no one say, "Yeah, and a horrible job, officers."

What, are people just hanging around waiting

for a van full of teens to show up

before giving 911 a shot?

(LAUGHS) That's very true.

Ah.

Either way, there must be a reason that a Yeti is attacking this kitchen

and I swear to science, I will find it.

-Ah. -Um, are those my cheese rolls?

Oh, (CHUCKLES) yeah.

Mmm.

-Like, tonight's feature items are... -(STOMACH GRUMBLING)

The cheese platter, macaroni

and cheese and,

the fondue special.

(STOMACHS GROWLING)

(STOMACH ROARING)

(SOBBING) I don't know how much longer I can hold up Scoob,

if I don't get something to eat soon,

-I am going to lose it. -Yeah, me too.

(GASPING) Look! Unfinished food!

Oh, yeah. Let's split it.

Careful.

(SOBBING)

Hmm?

(SHIVERING)

Hmm?

(BOTH GASP)

-(GROWLS) -(SCREAMING)

-(GROWLING) -(SCREAMING)

Hey, it is a Yeti.

It still doesn't make sense.

Yeti or not, here he comes.

(SCREAMING)

Over here!

-(GROWLING) -(ALL SCREAMING)

(ALL EXCLAIMING IN ALARM)

(ALL SCREAMING)

Huh?

(GROWLING)

Looks like the coast is clear.

Let's see if we can find some clues.

Hey, what is this nice cane doing in the alley?

That's it. Maybe this is the clue that explains the Yeti.

Nothing can explain that Yeti.

There is an explanation for everything.

-Not for this monster. -Yes, even for this monster.

For instance, I bet you are using Tibetan spices

for your recipes that monks used to use.

No, nothing like that in my kitchen.

Okay, I got it!

Last year you were traveling to Nepal

-where you met... -No, never done that.

Oh, well, then the cane. I... I still got the cane.

Oh, that's it! Okay...

Monks used canes to climb up the mountains.

And the Yeti was there too, and... And he hurt his foot.

And he stole it from the monk. And he's here.

And he's climbing around this restaurant and...

Ugh, this is just a cane!

Yetis are running willy-nilly through fancy restaurants.

There has to be a way to make this make sense.

Uh, Velma, are you okay?

Am I okay? Okay? I think the question is,

"Are you okay?"

(WHISPERING) I don't think she's okay.

-(SIGHS) -There's got to be some food

that he's ordered that's connected to the Yeti.

Hey let's check the walk-in freezer.

Right, that's it. Let's check the freezer.

Oh. Oh, Himalayan salt!

This is Himalayan salt!

Walk-in freezer.

I wonder how big a walk-in freezer would have to be

before they just call it a really cold room.

-(LAUGHS) That's... That's funny. -Bingo.

Isn't a freezer supposed to be cold?

Yeah, I think it's actually warmer in here than out there.

Ha. Hey, Velma?

(VELMA MUMBLING)

Uh, Velma, I think we...

-I think we found a... -What is it?

What do you want? What? (PANTING)

We found a clue. The freezer's warm.

Does the warm freezer explain a Yeti being here?

The answer is... (GRUNTS)

Chazz, table five is waiting for their cheese.

They're eyeing the one star button.

I hear you, but this food can't get plated any faster.

That's because you won't let me help. I'm ready. Look,

I just made Mount Rushmore.

This is how the cheese man feels about your sculpture.

I'll show you. I'll show all of you.

Actually, it's, uh, just the wall here,

so I'm going to go this way.

Oh, right, the cheese.

Hold up now, one last thing, my irresistible signature cheese sauce.

No one can resist it, the greatest food ever created, right here.

-(SCOOBY WHIMPERS) -Now who could pass that up?

-I am going to go hunger crazy. -Keep it together, Shaggy.

(SNIFFS) Ah.

Mmm. Mmm.

Don't I look delicious? (GIGGLES)

-Huh? (EXCLAIMS IN ALARM) -FOOD: Shaggy,

don't you want to eat us, Shaggy?

-(SCREAMS) -(SCREAMING)

-Sorry sir! -(GRUMBLES) It's fine. Luckily, I live upstairs.

One star, people, one star!

FOOD: Shaggy...

Five second rule.

-Huh? -Eat me.

Ah! I can't take it anymore!

Food! Finally food!

(SHIVERING)

-Huh? -(LAUGHING FEARFULLY)

(GROWLS)

-(LAUGHING FEARFULLY) -(GROWLING)

Ah, leaving so soon, sir?

-(ROARS) -We'll bring your car right around. Ticket please?

Oh... Huh?

No ticket, no problem.

What does your car look like?

-(ROARS) -Of course, I know just the one.

Here you go, sir. And might I add, it's a beautiful car.

-(GROANING) -Have a great night.

(GROWLING)

(ROARING)

VELMA: All right, I've accessed city hall's records,

the minutes from the neighborhood council,

and the last 10 years of the newspaper's food section.

You can't say she's not thorough or totally unhinged.

Let's see. Okay, permit, noise complaint...

Oh, grand opening. Jinkies!

-What is it? -Apparently every restaurant

that's ever opened here closed down immediately

under suspicious circumstances.

Let me guess, Yeti related circumstances.

You got it. I bet this building is resting

on an ancient Yeti burial ground.

Yeah, that makes perfect sense.

It's not something I just made up at all!

I figured it out. (LAUGHING)

SHAGGY: Ah!

-Like, everybody, run! -(GROWLING)

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

* I know you're no good for me

* But there's no place I'd rather be

* 'Cause misery loves company

* And you're my favorite recipe

* Come in closer I won't bite

* In spring or summer day or night

* All I need is you to make it right

* You fill my appetite

* You're a craving I can't shake

* Bitter, yet as sweet as cake

* Come in closer I won't bite

* In spring or summer day or night

* All I need is you to make it right

* Come in closer I won't bite

* In spring or summer day or night

* All I need is you to make it right

* You fill my appetite

(GROWLING)

My stove is on fire. (COUGHS)

And my kitchen's destroyed.

WORKER: Well, look who's come crawling back.

You are not so tough without cheese man around, are you?

Well, it's too late. It's too late for all of you! (LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

Oh, uh, could I get a reference letter or...

Oh, what am I going to do now?

Chazz, food never gives up.

-Food never backs down. -Food always wins.

What you're saying is true, Shaggy. Food always does win.

But with the reviews I'm getting right now,

there's not going to be any food.

Oh, this Yeti is going to shut down my restaurant.

Shut down! Jinkies!

Fred, don't you see? Shut down.

I've been worrying so much about why it's a Yeti,

I haven't been concentrating on what it's been trying to do.

-Right. -I know how to catch this Yeti,

but it'll only work if dinner is served as planned.

May I direct your attention to my stove and that it is on fire?

-Fred has a kitchen installed in the Mystery Machine. -For emergencies.

-That's right, I do. -And me and Scoob have a massive supply

-of cheese hidden in there too! -For emergencies.

That's right, I... Wait! You do?

Well, I don't know why a sane person would have a kitchen in his van,

but it sure is going to come in handy.

I don't know if the customers are going to want to wait

for dinner to be done.

A couple of them walked out!

They're really hungry and they're getting impatient.

Well, Daphne, it's up to you.

FRED: (ON PA) Take your seats, everybody, here's a special surprise!

Hey, guys, my name is Daphne Blake.

How's everybody doing tonight?

So, the abominable snowman, right?

Personally, I feel kind of bad for the guy.

I mean, we actually refer to him as abominable.

-(CUSTOMERS LAUGH) -For what?

He lives in the frozen mountains,

minds his own business. Abominable?

-Really? -(CUSTOMERS LAUGHING)

Why so judgmental?

If people yelled, "Oh, no, it's the abominable Daphne,"

every time I walked into a room,

-I'd eat some mountain climbers, too. -(CUSTOMERS LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

Thanks, Fred! Ladies and gentlemen,

he just realized what he's wearing.

Mmm-mmm. Perfect.

-Shaggy, Scooby, help me with this pot. -BOTH: On it, chef!

That's my time, ladies and gentlemen, you have been great.

Hope you're hungry because here comes Chazz's

famous cheese volcano!

(GASPING IN AWE)

Huh? (SHUDDERS)

MAN: * Oh, yeah

Mmm-mmm.

Oh, yeah, they love it.

* Gonna have a successful evening *

Looks like everything is going according to plan.

-(SHIVERING) -Oh, great, I hate this plan!

(GROWLING)

(WHIMPERING)

(SCREAMING)

Now!

Got him.

-BOTH: Phew. -Well Scoob, it looks like...

(GROWLING)

Hey you, this is for being confusing.

(GROWLING)

You did it, kids. You caught the Yeti.

Appearances can be deceiving, Chaz.

What we actually caught was...

ALL: Mr. Howard?

Jack Howard has lived above this restaurant space for decades,

-but he never wanted a kitchen under his apartment. -(SCREAMING)

That's why he scared away every restaurant that ever tried to open here,

-(PATRONS CHATTERING) -The noise kept him up at night.

Gaining access from the floor boards of his apartment,

he diverted the cold from the freezer to create the Yeti's chilling effect,

which caused the power to go out during his attacks.

He couldn't get in from the outside,

so he used his cane to prop a window open.

Ooh, you kids are good at mystery solving,

but there's still one thing I don't understand.

Why a Yeti costume?

Well, Chazz, sometimes the answer is so simple, it's just easily overlooked.

According to my records, the first restaurant that shut down here

served Tibetan food,

which is why he chose the Yeti costume.

And he's just been using it ever since.

Ah, you meddling kids got me, but at least this Yeti costume

has more than paid for itself over the years.

Well, Chazz, it looks like your restaurant is off to a great start.

Well, I only have you kids to thank for that,

but that Yeti sure did leave one heck of a mess to clean up by tomorrow.

Say, you kids wouldn't know how to get rid

of a few hundred pounds of cheese, would you?

MAN: * Oh, finally

* You golden, molded, tasty tease

* You're everything that everyone wants

* We're eating cheese

* Oh, yeah

* Come on, little doggie

* Mmm