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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:28,016 --> 00:00:31,916 02 Guardians Of The Galaxy Volume 2 - Sci-Fi 2017 English 2 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:41,834 [MUSIC FADING UP] 3 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:45,192 [LOOKING GLASS' BRANDY [YOU'RE A FINE GIRL] PLAYING] 4 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:11,229 There's a girl in this Harbor town. 5 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:14,358 And she works laying' whiskey down. 6 00:01:15,080 --> 00:01:18,868 They say, Brandy, fetch another round. 7 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:21,998 And she serves them whiskey and wine. 8 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:26,199 The sailors say Brandy, you're a fine girl. 9 00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:30,148 What a good wife you would be 10 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:31,400 [LAUGHING] 11 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:32,880 [MUSIC CONTINUES AND FADES] 12 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:43,157 [EGO] Come on! [MEREDITH YELPS] Slow down! 13 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:45,231 This way, my river lily! Come on! 14 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:49,189 Where are you taking me? 15 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:50,360 Come on, come on. 16 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:52,711 Look. Look! 17 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:54,876 [GASPS] Oh, it's beautiful! 18 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:57,031 [EGO] I was afraid it wouldn't take to the soil... 19 00:01:57,240 --> 00:01:58,514 but it rooted quickly. 20 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:01,280 And soon, it'll be everywhere. 21 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:04,512 All across the universe. 22 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:05,600 [MEREDITH GIGGLES] 23 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:07,871 Well, I don't know what you're talking about... 24 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:09,632 but I like the way you say it. 25 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:11,479 [SIGHS] My heart is yours... 26 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:14,192 Meredith Quill. 27 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:18,710 I can't believe I fell in love with a spaceman. 28 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:20,640 [MUSIC FADING UP, BRANDY YOU'RE A FINE GIRL] 29 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:36,313 [SONG CONTINUES] 30 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:49,395 [SONG ENDS] 31 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:13,476 - Show time, a-holes! - [DEVICE BEEPS] 32 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:16,429 It will be here any minute. 33 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:18,352 Which will be its loss. 34 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:19,959 I thought your thing was a sword? 35 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,280 We've been hired to stop an interdimensional beast... 36 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:25,120 from feeding on those batteries, and I'm gonna stop it with a sword? 37 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:27,360 It's just, swords were your thing and guns were mine. 38 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:30,119 But I guess we're both doing guns now. I just didn't know that. 39 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:33,636 Drax, why aren't you wearing one of Rocket's aero-rigs? 40 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,108 It hurts. 41 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:36,280 It hurts? 42 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:39,473 I have sensitive nipples. 43 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:40,640 [ROCKET LAUGHS MOCKINGLY] 44 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:43,319 My nipples hurt! Oh, goodness me! 45 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:45,038 What about him? What's he doing? 46 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:47,754 I'm finishing this so we can listen to tunes while we work. 47 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:49,148 How is that a priority? 48 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:51,675 Blame Quill. He's the one who loves music so much. 49 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:53,432 No, I actually agree with Drax on this. 50 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:54,999 That's hardly important right now. 51 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:57,435 Oh, okay. Sure, Quill. 52 00:03:57,680 --> 00:04:00,513 No, seriously, I side with Drax. 53 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:04,150 No, I understand that. You're being very serious right now. 54 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:06,358 I can clearly see you winking. 55 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:08,751 Damn it. I'm using my left eye? 56 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:09,840 [ORLONI SCREECHING] 57 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,149 [BABY GROOT ROARING] 58 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:16,154 I am Groot. 59 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:18,920 - They were not looking at you funny. - [DEVICE BEEPING RAPIDLY] 60 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:22,875 [GROWLS] 61 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:24,792 Well, that's intense. 62 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:32,234 [YELLING] 63 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:45,873 [ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA'S MR. BLUE SKY PLAYING] 64 00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:18,876 [QUILL GROANING] 65 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:28,200 Groot! 66 00:05:33,280 --> 00:05:35,396 [DRAX GROANING] 67 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:43,195 [GRUNTS] 68 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:45,909 Groot, get out of the way! You're gonna get hurt! 69 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:47,080 Hi. 70 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:49,279 [MUSIC CONTINUES] 71 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:54,317 [DRAX YELPING] 72 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:03,840 [DRAX SIGHS] 73 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:09,400 [DRAX GRUNTS] 74 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:13,279 [GRUNTS] 75 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:31,795 No! Spit it out! 76 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:33,109 Come on! 77 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:37,519 Disgusting! 78 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:40,997 [BABY GROOT GROWLING] 79 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:56,159 [SCREAMING] 80 00:07:02,040 --> 00:07:03,553 [ROCKET YELLING] 81 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:05,479 [ROCKET SCREAMING] 82 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:27,874 [GROANS] 83 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:28,960 [MUSIC STOPS] 84 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:30,040 [BABY GROOT YELLING] 85 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:31,120 [GRUNTING] 86 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:42,033 The beast's hide is too thick to be pierced from the outside. 87 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:44,232 I must cut through it from the inside. 88 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:45,520 Huh? 89 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:48,034 - [LAUGHING] - No, no! Drax, wait a minute! 90 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:49,200 Drax! 91 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:51,880 [DRAX YELLING] 92 00:07:58,880 --> 00:08:00,199 What is he doing? 93 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:03,121 He said the skin is too thick to be pierced from the outside, so he... 94 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:05,216 - That doesn't make any sense! - I tried telling him that! 95 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:07,896 Skin is the same level of thickness from the inside as from the outside! 96 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:09,478 I realize that. 97 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:10,680 [YELLING] 98 00:08:13,240 --> 00:08:15,390 There is a cut on its neck. 99 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:17,790 Rocket, get it to look up. 100 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:22,713 Hey, you giant Sea-Monkey! Up here! 101 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:23,920 [GRUNTING] 102 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:33,079 Watch it, Quill! 103 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:34,428 [SCREAMING] 104 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:42,280 [GRUNTS] 105 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:46,192 [QUILL AND ROCKET YELPING] 106 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:56,995 [GRUNTS] 107 00:08:57,080 --> 00:08:58,399 [YELLING] 108 00:09:01,560 --> 00:09:02,879 [CREATURE GROANING] 109 00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:10,639 [DRAX GRUNTING] 110 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:17,548 [DRAX LAUGHING] 111 00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:21,831 Yes! I have single-handedly... 112 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:24,560 vanquished the beast! [CONTINUES LAUGHING] 113 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,349 What? 114 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:36,159 [GRUNTS SOFTLY] 115 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:39,713 What are they called again? 116 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:41,514 Anulax batteries. 117 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:44,035 Harbulary batteries. 118 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:46,509 That's nothing like what I just said. 119 00:09:46,680 --> 00:09:48,480 But they're worth thousands of units apiece... 120 00:09:48,520 --> 00:09:50,560 which is why the Sovereign hired us to protect them. 121 00:09:50,680 --> 00:09:54,195 Careful what you say around these folks. They're easily offended. 122 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:55,992 The cost of transgression is death. 123 00:09:57,520 --> 00:10:01,479 [AYESHA] We thank you, Guardians, for putting your lives on the line. 124 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:05,633 We could not risk the lives of our own Sovereign citizens. 125 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:10,234 Every citizen is born exactly as designed by the community. 126 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:13,637 Impeccable, both physically and mentally. 127 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:16,070 We control the DNA of our progeny... 128 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:18,355 germinating them in birthing pods. 129 00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:22,150 I guess I prefer to make people the old-fashioned way. 130 00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:25,800 Perhaps someday, you could give me a history lesson... 131 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:29,511 in the archaic ways of our ancestors. 132 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:31,671 For academic purposes. 133 00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:33,757 I would be honoured, yes. 134 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:35,911 In the name of research... 135 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:38,594 I think that could be pretty, uh... 136 00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:40,034 repulsive. 137 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,240 I'm not into that kind of casual... 138 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:43,515 Oh, please. 139 00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:46,990 Your people promised something in exchange for our services. 140 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:48,434 Bring it... 141 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:50,238 and we shall gladly be on our way. 142 00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:57,912 [GRUNTS] 143 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:06,594 Family reunion. Yay. 144 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:09,194 I understand she is your sister. 145 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:13,558 She's worth no more to me than the bounty due for her on Xandar. 146 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:18,192 Our soldiers apprehended her attempting to steal the batteries. 147 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:21,117 Do with her as you please. 148 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:22,754 [NEBULA GRUNTS] 149 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:26,437 We thank you, High Priestess Ayesha. 150 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:29,400 What is your heritage, Mr. Quill? 151 00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:34,079 My mother is from Earth. 152 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:36,158 And your father? 153 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:40,792 He ain't from Missouri. That's all I know. 154 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:42,279 I see it within you. 155 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:45,992 An unorthodox genealogy. 156 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:50,398 A hybrid that seems particularly... 157 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:52,959 reckless. 158 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:57,032 You know, they told me you people were conceited douchebags... 159 00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:00,470 - but that isn't true at all. - [CROWD GASPS] 160 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:05,800 [ROCKET] Oh, shit. 161 00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:07,956 I'm using my wrong eye again, aren't I? 162 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:10,390 I'm sorry. That was meant to be behind your back. 163 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:14,240 Count yourself blessed they didn't kill you. 164 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:16,072 You're telling me. 165 00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:18,435 - You wanna buy some batteries? - [LAUGHING] 166 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:20,240 [SHUSHING] 167 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,914 [ALIOTTA HAYNES JEREMIAH'S LAKE SHORE DRIVE PLAYING] 168 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:32,588 [ROCKET] All right, let's get baldy to Xandar 169 00:12:32,680 --> 00:12:34,113 and collect that bounty. 170 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:37,478 [MUSIC CONTINUES] 171 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:17,632 [MUSIC CONTINUES IN BACKGROUND] 172 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:25,360 [SIGHS] 173 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:28,396 That stuff about my father... 174 00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:30,671 Who does she think she is? 175 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:33,149 I know you're sensitive about that. 176 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:35,520 I'm not sensitive about it. I just don't know who he is. 177 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:40,078 Sorry if it seemed like I was flirting with the High Priestess. 178 00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:41,913 I wasn't. 179 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:44,190 I don't care if you were. 180 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:46,157 Well, I feel like you do care. 181 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:48,550 That's why I'm apologizing. So, sorry! 182 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:50,950 Gamora is not the one for you, Quill. 183 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:52,995 Damn shadow. 184 00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:55,191 There are two types of beings in the universe... 185 00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:57,032 those who dance, and those who do not. 186 00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:59,078 Mmm-hmm. 187 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:01,431 I first met my beloved at a war rally. 188 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:02,600 Oh, God. 189 00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:05,513 Everyone in the village flailed about, dancing. 190 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:07,238 Except one woman. 191 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:09,033 My Ovette. 192 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:11,876 I knew immediately she was the one for me. 193 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:14,634 The most melodic song in the world could be playing. 194 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:17,555 She wouldn't even tap her foot. 195 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,516 Wouldn't move a muscle. 196 00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:23,399 One might assume she was dead. 197 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:24,959 That does sound pretty hot. 198 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:28,199 It would make my nether regions engorge. 199 00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:30,237 Okay. I get it, yes. 200 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:32,311 I'm a dancer, Gamora is not. 201 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:35,916 You just need to find a woman who is pathetic... like you. 202 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:38,240 Mmm. 203 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:44,153 I'm hungry. Hand me some of that yaro root. 204 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:45,793 No. It's not ripe yet... 205 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:46,995 and I hate you. 206 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:48,468 You hate me? 207 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:51,359 You left me there while you stole that stone for yourself. 208 00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:53,590 And yet here you stand, a hero. 209 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:56,553 I will be free of these shackles soon enough, and I will kill you. 210 00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:58,314 I swear. 211 00:14:58,480 --> 00:14:59,595 No. 212 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:01,557 You're gonna live out the rest of your days 213 00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:03,153 in a prison on Xandar... 214 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:04,639 wishing you could. 215 00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:07,231 - [GRUNTS] - [ALARM BLARING] 216 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:12,669 [QUILL] This is weird. 217 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:14,696 We've got a Sovereign fleet approaching from the rear. 218 00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:15,856 [GAMORA] Why would they do that? 219 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:17,496 Probably because Rocket stole some of their batteries. 220 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:18,520 Dude! 221 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:20,040 Right. 222 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,320 He didn't steal some of those. 223 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:23,296 I don't know why they're after us. What a mystery this is. 224 00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:24,640 - [QUILL GRUNTS] - [GAMORA YELPS] 225 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:26,353 [WHIMPERS] 226 00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:33,840 [GRUNTS] 227 00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:36,191 What were you thinking? 228 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:37,736 Dude, they were really easy to steal! 229 00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:39,193 - That's your defence? - Come on! 230 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:41,635 You saw how that High Priestess talked down to us. 231 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:43,518 Now I'm teaching her a lesson! 232 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:46,914 Oh, I didn't realize your motivation was altruism. 233 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,576 It's really a shame the Sovereign have mistaken your intentions... 234 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,280 - and they're trying to kill us. - Exactly! 235 00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:53,112 I was being sarcastic! 236 00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:54,349 Oh, no! 237 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:55,696 You're supposed to use a sarcastic voice! 238 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:56,755 Now I look foolish! 239 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:58,536 Can we put the bickering on hold... 240 00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:00,596 until after we survive this massive space battle? 241 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:02,518 [QUILL] More incoming! [ROCKET] Good! 242 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:04,159 I wanna kill some guys! 243 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:05,709 [ROCKET YELLING] 244 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:11,720 [CONTINUES YELLING] 245 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:13,400 [GAMORA] You're not killing anyone. 246 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:15,073 All those ships are remotely piloted. 247 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:18,400 [GRUNTS] 248 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:19,600 Damn it! 249 00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:21,631 [EXCITED CHATTER] 250 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:32,151 What is the delay, Admiral? 251 00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:36,393 High Priestess, the batteries, they are exceptionally combustible... 252 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:37,856 and could destroy the entire fleet. 253 00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:40,599 Our concern is their slight against our people. 254 00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:44,437 We hired them and they steal from us. 255 00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:46,920 It is heresy of the highest order. 256 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,911 All command modules... 257 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:53,674 fire with the intent to kill. 258 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:02,480 [GRUNTS] 259 00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:04,798 What's the nearest habitable planet? 260 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:07,153 It's called Berhert. 261 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,038 - How many jumps? - Only one. 262 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:12,192 But the access point is 47 clicks away. 263 00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:15,193 And you have to go through that quantum asteroid field. 264 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:26,040 Quill, to make it through that... 265 00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:27,816 you'd have to be the greatest pilot in the universe. 266 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:28,875 Lucky for us, I... 267 00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:30,473 I am. 268 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:43,996 [ROCKET] What are you doing? 269 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:46,320 I've been flying this rig since I was 10 years old. 270 00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:49,392 I was cybernetically engineered to pilot a spacecraft. 271 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:52,313 You were cybernetically engineered to be a douchebag! 272 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:53,840 Stop it. 273 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:55,816 Later on tonight, you're gonna be laying down in your bed... 274 00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:57,976 and there's gonna be something squishy in your pillow case. 275 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,416 And you're gonna be like, What's this? 276 00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:01,320 And it's gonna be because I put a turd in there! 277 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,070 You put your turd in my bed, I shave you. 278 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:06,799 Oh, it won't be my turd. 279 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,313 It will be Drax's. 280 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:09,440 [DRAX LAUGHING] 281 00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:12,632 I have famously huge turds. 282 00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:15,514 We're about to die, and this is what we're discussing? 283 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,000 [ROCKET] Son of a... 284 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,599 [QUILL] Dude! Seriously! 285 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,200 [ROCKET] Hey! Let me... 286 00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:23,360 [GRUNTING] 287 00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:28,069 - [DRAX GRUNTING] - [SCREAMING] 288 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:30,355 - [ROCKET GRUNTING] - [BABY GROOT YELPING] 289 00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:36,553 [GROANS] 290 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:37,914 Idiots! 291 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,160 Well, that's what you get 292 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,633 - when Quill flies. - [GROWLS] 293 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:42,273 - [GRUNTS] - Ow! 294 00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:44,715 We still have a Sovereign craft behind us. 295 00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:49,471 Our weapons are down. 296 00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:51,710 20 clicks to the jump! 297 00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:55,720 Hold on. 298 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:05,400 [GASPS] 299 00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:08,116 It's not ripe. 300 00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:18,190 Come on, Zylak. You can do this. 301 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:20,835 [GRUNTS] 302 00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:23,392 [ALL] [CHEERING] Yes! 303 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:26,591 15 clicks to the jump! 304 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:28,195 [ALL] Come on! 305 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,479 Keep going! 306 00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:39,793 [YELLING] 307 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:42,480 [ALL GASP] 308 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:45,915 10 clicks! 309 00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:51,318 Die, spaceship! 310 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:54,594 - [GROANS] - [ALL GASP] 311 00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:57,394 You suck, Zylak. 312 00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:58,595 Typical. 313 00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,280 Five clicks! 314 00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:09,633 Son of a... 315 00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:11,911 They went around the field! 316 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:24,870 [SOVEREIGN PILOTS SCREAMING] 317 00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:28,475 Someone destroyed all our ships! 318 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:29,868 What? 319 00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:34,557 Who? 320 00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:37,033 [GAMORA] One click! 321 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:39,997 - What is that? - Who cares? 322 00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:41,434 That's the jump point! Go! 323 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,918 It's a guy. 324 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:53,480 [DRAX SCREAMING] 325 00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:54,870 Oh, my God. 326 00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:56,473 He's still out there? 327 00:20:57,120 --> 00:20:58,269 [DRAX CONTINUES SCREAMING] 328 00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:07,680 [GRUNTS] 329 00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:09,360 [STRAINING] 330 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,476 - [YELPS] - [SCREAMING] 331 00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:15,469 [STRAINING] 332 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:25,790 [QUILL] Groot, put your seatbelt on! 333 00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:28,875 Prepare for a really bad landing! 334 00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:35,800 [GAMORA CONTINUES STRAINING] 335 00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:37,509 [DRAX GRUNTING] 336 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,035 [BIRDS SQUAWKING] 337 00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:08,158 [LAUGHING] 338 00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:11,516 That was awesome! 339 00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:13,909 Yes! 340 00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:17,354 [GAMORA] Look at this! 341 00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:19,712 Where is the other half of our ship? 342 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:20,880 [QUILL] My ship. 343 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:24,749 [GAMORA] Either one of you could have gotten us through that field... 344 00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:26,136 had you flown with what's between your ears 345 00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:27,639 instead of what's between your legs! 346 00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:31,153 If what's between my legs had a hand on it... 347 00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:33,436 I guarantee I could have landed this ship with it. 348 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,400 Peter, we almost died because of your arrogance. 349 00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:38,080 More like because he stole... 350 00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:39,309 the Anulax batteries! 351 00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:41,755 They're called Harbulary batteries. 352 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:43,552 No, they're not! 353 00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:45,392 Do you know why I did it, Star-Munch? Hmm? 354 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:47,680 I'm not gonna answer to Star-Munch. 355 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,711 I did it because I wanted to! 356 00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:50,517 Dick. 357 00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:52,597 What are we even talking about this for? 358 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:55,228 We just had a little man save us by blowing up 50 ships! 359 00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:56,400 How little? 360 00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:58,635 Well, I don't know, like this? 361 00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:00,478 A little one-inch man saved us? 362 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:02,880 Well, if he got closer, I'm sure he would be much larger. 363 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:05,315 That's how eyesight works, you stupid raccoon. 364 00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:06,799 Don't call me a raccoon! 365 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:09,634 I'm sorry. I took it too far. 366 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:11,754 I meant trash panda. 367 00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:15,314 Is that better? 368 00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:17,552 I don't know. 369 00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:19,950 It's worse. It's so much worse. 370 00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:21,348 You son of a... 371 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:22,236 Hey! 372 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:23,896 [ROCKET] I've had it with you! [QUILL] No! Back up! 373 00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:25,960 [NEBULA] Someone followed you through the jump point. 374 00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:29,875 Set me free, you'll need my help. 375 00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:31,155 I'm not a fool, Nebula. 376 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:33,336 You are a fool if you deprive yourself a hand in combat. 377 00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:34,696 You'll attack me the moment I let you go. 378 00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:35,720 No, I won't. 379 00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:39,156 You'd think an evil supervillain would learn how to properly lie. 380 00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:41,276 I bet it's the one-inch man. 381 00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:16,875 After all these years, I've found you. 382 00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:19,358 And who the hell are you? 383 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:23,471 I figured my rugged good looks would make that obvious. 384 00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,870 My name is Ego... 385 00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:29,639 and I'm your dad, Peter. 386 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:41,553 - [INDISTINCT CHATTER] - [ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING] 387 00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:43,718 [ALL LAUGHING] 388 00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:47,680 - [LAUGHING] - You know what they say... 389 00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:50,718 You're out of luck until you've gone duck. 390 00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:18,919 [TULLK] Yondu! 391 00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:21,596 Come on down! 392 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:35,396 [STAKAR] After going around years in circles... 393 00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:37,437 with this woman I end up marrying. 394 00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:40,279 I said, Aleta, I love you, girl... 395 00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:41,873 but you're losing your mind! 396 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:43,996 Then again, she's always been that way. 397 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:45,957 I could never trust her. You know? 398 00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:47,120 Stakar. 399 00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:53,078 It's been some time. 400 00:25:57,200 --> 00:26:01,193 It seems like this establishment is the wrong kind of disreputable. 401 00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:08,240 - Sir! - Stakar! 402 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,789 [STAKAR] There's a hundred Ravager factions. 403 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,958 You lost the business of 99 of them by serving one. 404 00:26:14,120 --> 00:26:15,633 Please, sir. Please! 405 00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:17,068 Get away from me. 406 00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:19,549 [INHALES SHARPLY] 407 00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:20,680 [GROWLS] 408 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:25,313 You can go to hell then! 409 00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:27,636 I don't give a damn what you think of me! 410 00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:29,837 So what are you following us for? 411 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,496 Because you're gonna listen to what I gotta say! 412 00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:32,953 I don't gotta listen to nothing! 413 00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:34,359 You betrayed the code! 414 00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:36,351 Ravagers don't deal in kids. 415 00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:39,353 I told you before! I didn't know what was going on! 416 00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:40,520 You didn't know because 417 00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:42,216 you didn't want to know because it made you rich. 418 00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:44,390 I demand a seat at the table! 419 00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:46,550 I wear these flames, same as you. 420 00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:48,790 You may dress like us... 421 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,480 but you'll never hear the Horns of Freedom when you die, Yondu. 422 00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:53,437 And the Colours of Ogord... 423 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:56,990 will never flash over your grave. 424 00:26:58,360 --> 00:26:59,679 If you think... 425 00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:04,031 I take pleasure in exiling you... 426 00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:07,398 you're wrong. 427 00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:11,558 You broke all our hearts. 428 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:28,549 Ah, pathetic. 429 00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:31,671 First, Quill betrays us... 430 00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:35,116 and Yondu just lets him go scot-free. 431 00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:38,429 We followed him because he was the one... 432 00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:41,034 who wasn't afraid to do what needed to be done. 433 00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:43,470 Seems he's going' soft. 434 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:46,469 If he's so soft, why are you whispering? 435 00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:48,917 You know I'm right, Kraglin. 436 00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:53,471 You best be very careful what you say about our captain. 437 00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:55,238 [RAVAGER] Who the hell is that? 438 00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:11,312 [GRUNTING] 439 00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:16,595 [SIGHS] 440 00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:36,952 Yondu Udonta... 441 00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:39,790 I have a proposition for you. 442 00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:42,396 [EGO] I hired Yondu to pick you up... 443 00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:44,676 when your mother passed away. 444 00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:46,637 But instead of returning you... 445 00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:48,637 Yondu kept you. 446 00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:51,394 I have no clue as to why. 447 00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:53,993 Well, I'll tell you why. 448 00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:55,559 Because I was a skinny little kid 449 00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:57,296 who could squeeze into places adults couldn't. 450 00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:58,833 It made it easier for thieving'. 451 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:02,276 Well, I've been trying to track you down ever since. 452 00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:04,536 [DRAX] I thought Yondu was your father. 453 00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:06,630 What? We've been together this whole time... 454 00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:09,598 and you thought Yondu was my actual blood relative? 455 00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:10,988 You look exactly alike. 456 00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:12,798 One's blue! 457 00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:16,078 No, he's not my father! 458 00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:18,708 Yondu was the guy who abducted me... 459 00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:20,816 kicked the crap out of me so I could learn to fight... 460 00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:22,831 and kept me in terror by threatening to eat me. 461 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,353 - Eat you? - Yeah. 462 00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:26,511 Oh, that son of a bitch. 463 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:28,033 How'd you locate us now? 464 00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:31,832 Well, even where I reside, out past the edge of what's known... 465 00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:34,429 we've heard tell about the man they call Star-Lord. 466 00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:36,989 What say we head out there right now? 467 00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:39,800 Your associates are welcome. Even that triangle-faced monkey there. 468 00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:41,868 I promise you... 469 00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:44,351 it's unlike any other place you've ever seen. 470 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:46,349 And there... 471 00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:50,515 I can explain your very special heritage. 472 00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:53,671 Finally get to be... 473 00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:56,559 the father I've always wanted to be. 474 00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,513 Excuse me. 475 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,399 I've gotta take a whiz. 476 00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:09,278 I'm not buying it. 477 00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:13,192 Let's go take a walk. 478 00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:16,156 - [WHISTLING] - [URINATING] 479 00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:21,399 I am Mantis. 480 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:26,559 What are you doing? 481 00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:28,233 Smiling. 482 00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:31,514 I hear it is the thing to do to make people like you. 483 00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:34,750 Not if you do it like that. 484 00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:36,275 Oh... 485 00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:38,920 I was raised alone on Ego's planet. 486 00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:43,790 I do not understand the intricacies of social interaction. 487 00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:49,835 Can I pet your puppy? It is adorable. 488 00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:53,715 Yes. 489 00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:58,672 - [GRUNTS] - [SCREAMS] 490 00:30:58,760 --> 00:30:59,795 [LAUGHING] 491 00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:06,635 That is called a practical joke! 492 00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:08,109 [BOTH LAUGHING] 493 00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:11,951 I liked it very much! 494 00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:13,792 I just made it up! 495 00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:15,235 [BOTH CONTINUE LAUGHING] 496 00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:17,640 [QUILL] Give me a break! 497 00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:19,560 After all this time, 498 00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:21,096 you're gonna show up, and all of a sudden... 499 00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:22,917 - you wanna be my dad? - [GAMORA] I hear you. 500 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,150 [QUILL] And by the way, this could be a trap. 501 00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:26,878 The Kree purists, the Ravagers... 502 00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:28,712 - they all want us dead. - I know, but... 503 00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:29,835 But what? 504 00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:32,309 What was that story you told me about Zardu Hasselfrau? 505 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:33,435 Who? 506 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:34,828 He owned a magic boat? 507 00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:38,154 David Hasselhoff? 508 00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:39,150 Right. 509 00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:41,390 Not a magic boat. A talking car. 510 00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:42,560 Why did he talk again? 511 00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:46,235 To help him fight crime, and to be supportive. 512 00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:48,994 As a child, you would carry his picture in your pocket... 513 00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:50,912 and you would tell all the other children... 514 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,230 that he was your father, but that he was out of town. 515 00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:55,914 Shooting Knight Rider or touring with his band in Germany. 516 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,496 I told you that when I was drunk. Why are you bringing that up now? 517 00:31:58,520 --> 00:31:59,589 I love that story. 518 00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:01,716 - I hate that story. - [SIGHS] 519 00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:03,313 It's so sad! 520 00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:08,517 As a kid, I used to see all the other kids off playing catch with their dad. 521 00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:11,353 And I wanted that, more than anything in the world! 522 00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:13,792 That's my point, Peter. 523 00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:17,473 What if this man is your Hasselhoff? 524 00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:22,353 If he ends up being evil... 525 00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:25,398 we will just kill him. 526 00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:35,160 You're leaving me with that fox? 527 00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:36,315 [GAMORA] He's not a fox. 528 00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:38,556 Shoot her if she does anything suspicious. 529 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:39,675 [GRUMBLES] 530 00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:41,996 - Or if you feel like it. - [ROCKET] Okay. 531 00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:45,550 It'll be just a couple of days. 532 00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:48,558 We'll be back before Rocket's finished fixing the ship. 533 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,995 [MUSIC PLAYING] 534 00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:53,631 [DRAX] What if the Sovereign come? 535 00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:56,016 [QUILL] There's no way for them to know we're here. Let's go. 536 00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:57,632 I'm uncertain about parting ways. 537 00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,392 God, you're like an old woman. 538 00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:01,232 Because I'm wise? 539 00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:04,156 [GAMORA] Why do you have so much luggage? 540 00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:06,470 [DRAX] I don't want Groot playing with my things. 541 00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:12,120 I hope Daddy isn't as big of a dick as you, orphan boy. 542 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:17,954 What is your goal here? To get everybody to hate you? 543 00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:20,910 Because it's working. 544 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,216 [FLEETWOOD MAC'S THE CHAIN PLAYING] 545 00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:29,553 And if you don't love me now You will never love me again. 546 00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:35,754 I can still hear you saying You would never break the chain. 547 00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:38,912 And if you don't love me now. 548 00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:42,192 You will never love me again 549 00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:46,273 I can still hear you saying. 550 00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:48,431 You would never break the chain. 551 00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:51,797 And if you don't love me now. 552 00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:54,599 You will never love me again 553 00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:57,792 I can still hear you saying. 554 00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:01,350 You would never break the chain 555 00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:07,952 [DRAX AND QUILL LAUGHING] 556 00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:10,356 [QUILL] Hey, can I ask you a personal question? 557 00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:11,760 Oh... 558 00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:14,475 No one has ever asked me a personal question. 559 00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:16,399 Your antennae, what are they for? 560 00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:18,149 Their purpose? 561 00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:20,151 Yes. Quill and I have a bet. 562 00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:22,390 Dude. You're not supposed to say that! 563 00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:24,475 I say... 564 00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:27,029 if you are about to go through a doorway that is too low... 565 00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:29,998 your antennae will feel this, and keep you from being decapitated. 566 00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:32,310 [QUILL] Right. And if it's anything other than... 567 00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:35,870 you specifically not being decapitated by a doorway, I win. 568 00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:38,508 They are not for feeling doorways. 569 00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:39,795 - [SIGHS] - [QUILL LAUGHS] 570 00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:41,400 I think... 571 00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:44,319 they have something to do with my empathic abilities. 572 00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:45,880 What are those? 573 00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:49,550 If I touch someone, I can feel their feelings. 574 00:34:50,720 --> 00:34:52,472 - You read minds? - No. 575 00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:54,915 Telepaths know thoughts. 576 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,514 Empaths feel feelings. 577 00:34:58,680 --> 00:34:59,680 Emotions. 578 00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:03,475 May I? 579 00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,033 All right. 580 00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:16,749 You feel love. 581 00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:21,392 Yeah. I guess I feel a general, unselfish love for just about everybody. 582 00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:22,709 No! 583 00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:24,711 Romantic, sexual love. 584 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,319 No, I don't. 585 00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:28,078 - For her! - No! 586 00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:31,033 [LAUGHING] 587 00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:32,675 [QUILL] Okay. 588 00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:34,715 [QUILL GROANS] 589 00:35:35,720 --> 00:35:37,870 She just told everyone your deepest, darkest secret! 590 00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:40,349 Dude, I think you're overreacting a little bit! 591 00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:41,839 You must be so embarrassed! 592 00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:43,951 [DRAX CONTINUES LAUGHING] 593 00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:47,557 Do me! Do me! 594 00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:55,878 I have never felt such humour! 595 00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:56,995 [BOTH LAUGHING] 596 00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:01,391 So unbelievably uncool. 597 00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:04,193 - Oh, Quill. - [CONTINUES LAUGHING] 598 00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:10,519 Touch me, and the only thing you're gonna feel is a broken jaw. 599 00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:19,509 I can also alter emotions to some extent. 600 00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:20,680 [QUILL] Yeah, like what? 601 00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:24,677 If I touch someone who is sad... 602 00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:27,513 I can ease them into contentment for a short while. 603 00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:31,548 I can make a stubborn person compliant. 604 00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:34,757 But I mostly use it to help my master sleep. 605 00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:38,794 He lies awake at night thinking about his progeny. 606 00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:42,109 Do one of those on me. 607 00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:48,272 Sleep. 608 00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:50,915 [SNORING] 609 00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:55,638 [DISTANT SINGING] 610 00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:04,789 [GLEN CAMPBELL'S SOUTHERN NIGHTS PLAYING] 611 00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:17,356 [LAUGHING] 612 00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:29,479 [DISTANT SINGING CONTINUES] 613 00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:32,674 [GRUNTS] 614 00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:42,680 - [ROCKET] I love this song. - [BEEPING] 615 00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:43,875 [ALL GASP] 616 00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:49,711 [ALL GROAN] 617 00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:54,800 [NEBULA GASPS] 618 00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:56,235 [SINGING AND HUMMING] 619 00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:04,233 [HUMMING] 620 00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:13,280 - [BRANCH SNAPS] - Huh? 621 00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:15,754 - There! - [ALL YELLING] 622 00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:28,400 Ah... 623 00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:31,432 [ALL SCREAMING] 624 00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:32,914 [MUSIC CONTINUES] 625 00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:38,520 [ROCKET CHUCKLES] 626 00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:40,074 [ALL SCREAMING] 627 00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:44,195 [ALL THUDDING] 628 00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:46,960 - [ALL SCREAMING] - [LAUGHING] 629 00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:52,833 [SCREAMING CONTINUES] 630 00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:57,675 [GROANING] 631 00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:09,953 [ALL GRUNTING] 632 00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:19,874 [ALL GROANING] 633 00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:38,714 Ain't so tough now without all your toys... 634 00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:40,996 are you? [LAUGHS] 635 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,035 - [RETCH] Move! - [SCREAMS] 636 00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:47,709 [BOTH GRUNTING] 637 00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:51,469 [RETCH GROANING] 638 00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:54,868 [WHISTLING] 639 00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:01,955 Crap. 640 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:03,915 [YONDU CHUCKLES] 641 00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:07,320 [SIGHS] 642 00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:08,993 Hey there, rat! 643 00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:11,469 How's it going, you blue idiot? 644 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,036 Not so bad. 645 00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:16,589 We got ourselves a pretty good little gig here. 646 00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:19,593 This golden gal with quite a high opinion of herself... 647 00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:23,673 has offered us a large sum to deliver you and your pals over to her... 648 00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:24,840 because she wants 649 00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:26,438 - to kill y'all. - [ALL LAUGHING] 650 00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:27,828 Your friend... 651 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,672 There's too many of them. 652 00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:33,037 He needs my help. If you care about him... 653 00:40:33,240 --> 00:40:35,834 you need to get me out of these bonds. 654 00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:38,351 They are going to kill him! 655 00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:40,670 [YONDU] I tell you, it was pretty easy to find you. 656 00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:42,756 I put a tracer on your ship back there... 657 00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:44,279 during the war over Xandar. 658 00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:47,189 Give me your word you won't hurt Groot... 659 00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:49,237 and I'll tell you where the batteries are. 660 00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:52,469 [CHUCKLES] Lucky for you, my word don't mean squat. 661 00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:55,190 Otherwise, I'd actually hand you over. 662 00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:56,713 Otherwise, you'd what? 663 00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:59,399 We'll take them batteries. 664 00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:03,036 They're worth what? A quarter mill on the open market? 665 00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:05,509 That Priestess offered us a million. 666 00:41:05,720 --> 00:41:08,439 A quarter is only one third of that! 667 00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:09,715 A quarter ain't a third. 668 00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:11,677 A quarter is 25. 669 00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:12,840 No. 670 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,309 GEF: We can't even buy a pair of boots with 25 units. 671 00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:16,475 [YONDU] Enough! 672 00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:21,475 The point is, we ain't stupid enough to help kill the Guardians of the Galaxy! 673 00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:24,348 The whole Dang Nova Corps would be on us. 674 00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:27,071 [KRAGLIN] That ain't right! 675 00:41:27,240 --> 00:41:30,277 I just gotta say it this one time, Captain. 676 00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:32,749 No matter how many times Quill betrays you... 677 00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:35,798 you protect him like none of the rest of us much matter! 678 00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:36,960 [ALL] Yeah! 679 00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:38,633 I'm the one what sticks up for you! 680 00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:39,800 Take it easy, Kraglin. 681 00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:42,388 Damn straight, lad. He's gone soft. 682 00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:45,637 Suppose it's time for a change in leadership. 683 00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:47,056 - [ALL AGREEING] - [GUNS COCKING] 684 00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:48,080 [WHISTLES] 685 00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:52,990 Put your damn guns down! 686 00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:54,434 Whoa! Whoa! 687 00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:58,036 There must be some kind of peaceful resolution to this, fellas. 688 00:41:58,240 --> 00:42:00,913 Or even a violent one where I'm standing over there. 689 00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:02,120 [SNARLS] 690 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,194 [ELECTRICITY CRACKLING] 691 00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:08,755 [GROANS] 692 00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:12,440 [SIGHS] 693 00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:14,395 [GROANS] 694 00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:21,752 Well, hello, boys. 695 00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:26,915 [SPITS] 696 00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:28,998 It's not ripe. 697 00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:31,596 [GEORGE HARRISON'S MY SWEET LORD PLAYING] 698 00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:42,393 [MUSIC CONTINUES] 699 00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:17,270 Welcome, everyone, to my world. 700 00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:19,828 [QUILL] Wow. You have your own planet? 701 00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:23,708 Come on. No larger than your Earth's Moon. 702 00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:25,433 Humility. 703 00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:26,999 I like it. 704 00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:29,715 I, too, am extraordinarily humble. 705 00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:38,918 [LAUGHING] 706 00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:16,358 You own a planet and can destroy two dozen spaceships without a suit. 707 00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:18,757 What are you exactly? 708 00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:23,151 I'm what's called a Celestial, sweetheart. 709 00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:26,994 A Celestial, like a god? 710 00:44:28,240 --> 00:44:30,754 Mmm, small g, son. 711 00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:33,713 At least on the days I'm feeling humble as Drax. 712 00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:34,800 [EGO CHUCKLING] 713 00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:46,040 [QUILL] Whoa! 714 00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:51,470 I don't know where I came from exactly. 715 00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:53,596 First thing I remember is flickering... 716 00:44:54,240 --> 00:44:56,071 adrift in the cosmos utterly... 717 00:44:57,080 --> 00:44:59,514 and entirely alone. 718 00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:02,511 Over millions of years... 719 00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:06,275 I learned to control the molecules around me. 720 00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:09,712 I grew smarter and stronger. 721 00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:14,718 And I continued building from there... 722 00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:16,996 layer by layer... 723 00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:19,754 the very planet you walk on now. 724 00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:21,194 Whoa. 725 00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:22,949 But I wanted more. 726 00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:25,838 I desired... 727 00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:27,469 meaning. 728 00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:32,639 There must be some life out there in the universe... 729 00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:35,553 besides just me, I thought. 730 00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:39,753 And so, I set myself the task of finding it. 731 00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:41,553 I created... 732 00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:45,349 what I imagined biological life to be like... 733 00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:49,274 down to the most minute detail. 734 00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:51,753 Did you make a penis? 735 00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:53,114 Dude! 736 00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:54,508 What is wrong with you? 737 00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:57,672 If he is a planet, how could he make a baby with your mother? 738 00:45:57,840 --> 00:45:58,840 He would smush her! 739 00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:00,480 [QUILL GROANS] 740 00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:03,275 I don't need to hear how my parents... 741 00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:05,520 Why? 742 00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:07,872 My father would tell the story 743 00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:09,871 of impregnating my mother every winter solstice. 744 00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:11,473 That's disgusting. 745 00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:13,073 It was beautiful. 746 00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:15,839 You Earthers have hang-ups. 747 00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:18,470 Yes, Drax, I got a penis. 748 00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:20,358 Ha! Thank you! 749 00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:21,635 It's not half bad. 750 00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:23,233 - Oh. - Ugh. 751 00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:27,035 I've also got pain receptors, and a digestive system... 752 00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:28,952 and all the accompanying junk. 753 00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:34,070 I wanted to experience what it truly meant to be human... 754 00:46:34,240 --> 00:46:37,232 as I set out amongst the stars... 755 00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:40,115 until I found... 756 00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:41,952 what I sought. 757 00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:44,709 Life. 758 00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:48,749 I was not alone in the universe after all. 759 00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:57,391 When did you meet my mother? 760 00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:03,232 Not long after. 761 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:13,676 It was with Meredith that I first experienced love. 762 00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:20,751 I called her my river lily. 763 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,514 And from that love, Peter... 764 00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:32,354 you. 765 00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:43,155 I have searched for you for so long. 766 00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:46,432 And when I heard of a man from Earth... 767 00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:50,354 who held an Infinity Stone in his hand without dying... 768 00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:55,078 I knew you must be the son of the woman I loved. 769 00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:59,069 If you loved her, why did you leave her? 770 00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:05,995 [RAVAGERS CLAMOURING] 771 00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:22,037 [TULLK] This is mutiny! 772 00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:27,828 This is mutiny! 773 00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:29,957 - [CLAMOURING CONTINUES] - [SCREAMS] 774 00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:35,317 - [TULLK YELLING] - [RAVAGERS JEERING] 775 00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:41,033 [TULLK] You're scum! 776 00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:42,997 [JEERING CONTINUES] 777 00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:45,954 [RAVAGERS] Oh! 778 00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:47,075 [RAVAGERS WHOOPING] 779 00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:17,629 Captain! 780 00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:20,360 Help me! Please! 781 00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:22,073 Captain! 782 00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:27,032 You're the one what killed those men... 783 00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:29,437 by leading them down the wrong path. 784 00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:31,958 Because you're weak. 785 00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:33,752 - [GRUNTS] - [ALL CHEERING] 786 00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:35,953 And stupid! 787 00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:40,076 It's time for the Ravagers... 788 00:49:40,240 --> 00:49:43,915 to rise once again to glory with a new captain... 789 00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:46,438 Taser face! 790 00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:48,119 [ALL CHEERING] 791 00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:50,399 [ROCKET LAUGHING] 792 00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:57,789 I'm sorry. Your name is... 793 00:49:57,960 --> 00:49:59,598 It's Taser face? 794 00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:01,399 That's right. 795 00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:04,075 Do you shoot tasers out of your face? 796 00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:06,557 It's metaphorical! 797 00:50:06,720 --> 00:50:07,720 [ALL] Yeah! 798 00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:12,320 For what? 799 00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:17,194 For it is a name what strikes fear... 800 00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:20,113 into the hearts of anyone what hears it. 801 00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:21,280 [ALL MURMURING] 802 00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:24,028 Okay. 803 00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:25,868 [ROCKET] Okay... 804 00:50:26,080 --> 00:50:27,229 whatever you say. 805 00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:29,079 You shut up. 806 00:50:29,240 --> 00:50:30,434 You're next. 807 00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:34,673 Udonta, I have waited a long time to do... 808 00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:35,920 - [ROCKET SNICKERING] - What? 809 00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:40,072 I'm sorry. I am so sorry! 810 00:50:40,240 --> 00:50:43,277 I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning, sir... 811 00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:46,512 looking in the mirror and then in all seriousness saying to yourself... 812 00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:49,114 You know what would be a really kick-ass name? 813 00:50:49,240 --> 00:50:51,549 Taser face! [LAUGHING] 814 00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:55,200 - That's how I hear you in my head! - [ALL SNICKERING] 815 00:50:56,120 --> 00:50:58,270 What was your second choice? 816 00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:00,271 - Scrotum Hat? - [ALL LAUGHING] 817 00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:02,320 [LAUGHING] 818 00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:05,200 New plan. We're killing you first. 819 00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:09,677 Well, dying is certainly better than having to live an entire life... 820 00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:13,833 as a moronic shitbag who thinks Taser face is a cool name. 821 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,833 That's enough killing for today. 822 00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:19,999 [RAVAGERS MURMURING] 823 00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:22,478 [RAVAGER] She's the daughter of Thanos. 824 00:51:24,720 --> 00:51:27,016 [TASER FACE] I thought you were the biggest sadist in the galaxy. 825 00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:29,873 That was when Daddy was paying my bills. 826 00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:33,669 The Priestess wants to kill the fox herself. 827 00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:36,673 And he has bounties on his head in at least 12 Kree provinces. 828 00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:39,833 I assure you... 829 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,833 I am not as easy a mark as an old man without his magic stick... 830 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:44,831 or a talking woodland beast. 831 00:51:46,240 --> 00:51:48,071 I want 10% of the take... 832 00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:51,518 and a couple more things. 833 00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:54,998 [KRAGLIN] We got a whole box of hands... 834 00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:56,991 - if that one don't work out. - It is fine. 835 00:51:57,160 --> 00:52:00,357 You think them Kree is gonna execute the captain? 836 00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:04,752 The Kree consider themselves merciful. It will be painless. 837 00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:08,356 Well, here it is. It's the best ship we got. 838 00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:10,198 Location of Ego's planet in the nav. 839 00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:12,669 We'll wire you the 10% once we's paid. 840 00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:14,956 What are you gonna do with your share? 841 00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:18,155 As a child, my father would have Gamora and me 842 00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:20,077 battle one another in training. 843 00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:23,189 Every time my sister prevailed... 844 00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:26,670 my father would replace a piece of me with machinery... 845 00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:29,513 claiming he wanted me to be her equal. 846 00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:32,431 But she won... 847 00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:37,435 again and again, and again, never once refraining. 848 00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:41,389 So after I murder my sister... 849 00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:42,709 I will buy a warship 850 00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:44,791 with every conceivable instrument of death. 851 00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:48,589 I will hunt my father like a dog, and I will tear him apart slowly... 852 00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:50,193 piece by piece... 853 00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:53,750 until he knows some semblance of the profound and unceasing pain... 854 00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:57,037 I know every single day. 855 00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:00,273 Yeah. 856 00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:02,520 I was talking about, like, a pretty necklace. 857 00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:05,231 Or a nice hat. 858 00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:08,119 Something to make the other girls go, Ooh, that's nice! 859 00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:15,277 Anyways, happy trails. 860 00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:26,516 My mother told everyone my father was from the stars. 861 00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:30,794 She had brain cancer, so everyone thought she was delusional. 862 00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:31,995 Peter... 863 00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:34,056 Listen, I'd love to believe all of this, I really would. 864 00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:35,479 But you left... 865 00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:38,438 the most wonderful woman ever... 866 00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:40,119 to die alone. 867 00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:43,710 I didn't want to leave your mother, Peter. 868 00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:46,030 If I don't return regularly to my planet... 869 00:53:46,240 --> 00:53:47,593 and the light within it... 870 00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:49,318 this form will wither and perish. 871 00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:51,520 So why didn't you come back? Why did you send Yondu? 872 00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:53,551 A criminal, of all people, to come and fetch me? 873 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:55,956 I loved your mother, Peter! 874 00:53:56,120 --> 00:53:58,475 I couldn't stand to set foot on an Earth... 875 00:53:58,640 --> 00:54:01,473 where she wasn't living! You can't imagine what that's like! 876 00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:04,029 I know exactly what that feels like! 877 00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:05,952 I had to watch her die! 878 00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:14,472 Over the millions and millions of years of my existence... 879 00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:17,108 I've made many mistakes, Peter. 880 00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:20,155 But you're not one of them. 881 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:25,709 Please give me the chance to be the father she would want me to be. 882 00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:35,710 There's so much that I need to teach you about this planet... 883 00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:37,552 and the light within. 884 00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:41,117 They are a part of you, Peter. 885 00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:43,632 What do you mean? 886 00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:46,351 Give me your hands, son. 887 00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:48,475 Here. 888 00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:51,237 Hold them like that. 889 00:54:57,160 --> 00:55:00,038 Now, close your eyes and concentrate. 890 00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:04,158 Take your brain to the Center of this planet. 891 00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:05,549 [QUILL EXHALES DEEPLY] 892 00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:08,955 [GASPS] 893 00:55:09,080 --> 00:55:10,911 Yes! 894 00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:13,078 Whoa! 895 00:55:13,240 --> 00:55:14,593 Yes! It's okay. 896 00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:15,829 Just relax. Concentrate. 897 00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:18,110 You can do it. Bring it back. 898 00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:19,749 Yes! 899 00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:24,198 Yes, now shape it. 900 00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:26,232 Feel that energy. 901 00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:31,400 Yes. 902 00:55:35,720 --> 00:55:37,039 You're home. 903 00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:40,749 Peter... 904 00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:18,158 [DRAX] How did you get to this weird, dumb planet? 905 00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:21,678 [MANTIS] Ego found me in my larva state. 906 00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:23,273 Orphaned on my home world. 907 00:56:24,240 --> 00:56:26,800 He raised me by hand, and kept me as his own. 908 00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:29,679 So you're a pet? 909 00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:32,279 I suppose. 910 00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:36,155 People usually want cute pets. 911 00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:38,595 Why would Ego want such a hideous one? 912 00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:40,079 I am hideous? 913 00:56:40,240 --> 00:56:42,390 You are horrifying to look at. Yes. 914 00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:46,635 But that's a good thing. 915 00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:47,840 Oh? 916 00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:49,872 When you're ugly, and someone loves you... 917 00:56:49,960 --> 00:56:52,474 you know they love you for who you are. 918 00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:56,195 Beautiful people never know who to trust. 919 00:56:57,160 --> 00:56:59,993 Well, then I'm certainly grateful to be ugly. 920 00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:04,671 [DRAX] Those pools, they remind me of a time... 921 00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:08,355 when I took my daughter to the forgotten lakes of my home world. 922 00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:10,834 She was like you. 923 00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:12,753 Disgusting? 924 00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:14,989 Innocent. 925 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:27,194 [SOBS] 926 00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:44,872 [SIGHS] 927 00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:49,200 Drax? 928 00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:52,512 There's something I must tell you. 929 00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:02,069 What's going on? 930 00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:04,117 This gross bug lady is my new friend. 931 00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:07,670 I'm learning many things, like I'm a pet and ugly. 932 00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:09,593 You're not ugly. Drax! 933 00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:11,079 What are you talking about? 934 00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:12,389 [GAMORA] Mantis... 935 00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:14,911 can you show us where we'll be staying? 936 00:58:15,520 --> 00:58:17,280 Why are there no other beings on this planet? 937 00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:19,510 [MANTIS] The planet is Ego. 938 00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:21,915 A dog would not invite a flea to live on his back. 939 00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:23,914 And you're not a flea? 940 00:58:24,120 --> 00:58:26,429 I'm a flea with a purpose. 941 00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:28,638 I help him sleep. 942 00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:32,952 What were you about to say to Drax before I walked out? 943 00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:39,075 Nothing. 944 00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:41,917 Your quarters are this way. 945 00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:48,270 [BOTH GRUNT] 946 00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:52,990 We deliver you to the Kree in the morning. 947 00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:58,437 Neither one of you will last much longer after that. 948 00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:01,156 Okay, Taser face. 949 00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:03,990 Hey, tell the other guys we said... 950 00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:05,559 Hi, Taser face! 951 00:59:06,480 --> 00:59:07,480 [SIGHS] 952 00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:13,234 What about this little plant? Can I smash it with a rock? 953 00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:14,953 No, Gef. 954 00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:16,792 It's too adorable to kill. 955 00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:18,791 Take it to the tailor. 956 00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:23,631 No offence, but your employees are a bunch of jerks. 957 00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:30,830 I was a Kree battle slave for 20 years when Stakar freed me. 958 00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:36,159 He offered me a place with the Ravagers. 959 00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:40,717 He said all I needed to do was adhere to the code. 960 00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:42,677 But I was young... 961 00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:47,076 and greedy, and stupid. 962 00:59:48,040 --> 00:59:50,156 Like you stealing those batteries. 963 00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:51,833 That was mostly Drax. 964 00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:56,829 Me and Stakar and the other captains... 965 00:59:57,800 --> 01:00:00,109 we weren't so different from you and your friends. 966 01:00:01,080 --> 01:00:02,991 The only family I ever had. 967 01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:06,112 When I broke the code... 968 01:00:08,360 --> 01:00:10,032 they exiled me. 969 01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:12,793 This is what I deserve. 970 01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:14,672 Slow down, drama queen. 971 01:00:14,880 --> 01:00:16,518 You might deserve this, but I don't. 972 01:00:16,680 --> 01:00:18,432 We gotta get outta here. 973 01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:21,035 Where's Quill? 974 01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:22,758 He went off with his old man. 975 01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:26,198 - Ego? - Yeah. 976 01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:28,316 It's a day for dumb-ass names. 977 01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:29,720 [CHUCKLES] 978 01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:33,829 You're smiling. And for a second, I got a warm feeling. 979 01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,753 But then it was ruined by those disgusting-ass teeth. 980 01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:39,308 You like a professional ass hole or what? 981 01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:40,480 Pretty much a pro. 982 01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:43,233 Why didn't you deliver Quill to Ego like you promised? 983 01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:45,598 He was skinny. 984 01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:50,112 Could fit into places we couldn't. Good for thieving'. 985 01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:51,600 Uh-huh. 986 01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:58,237 I got an idea on how to get outta here. 987 01:00:59,200 --> 01:01:01,714 But we're gonna need your little friend. 988 01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:05,235 [ALL] [CHANTING] Mascot, mascot, mascot... 989 01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:13,758 [CHANTING CONTINUES] 990 01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:18,675 Little fellow's all worked up! He needs a drink! 991 01:01:19,600 --> 01:01:20,635 [COUGHING] 992 01:01:24,760 --> 01:01:27,479 Look how cute it is when it's all riled up. 993 01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:29,517 He's goddang precious! 994 01:01:30,120 --> 01:01:31,189 [ALL LAUGHING] 995 01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:33,238 [GRUNTING] 996 01:01:33,720 --> 01:01:34,720 [LAUGHTER CONTINUES] 997 01:01:42,280 --> 01:01:43,280 [YONDU] Psst! 998 01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:45,278 Hey, twig! 999 01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:46,999 Come here. 1000 01:01:47,480 --> 01:01:48,708 Come on. 1001 01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:56,280 Aw, man... 1002 01:01:56,480 --> 01:01:57,913 what did they do to you? 1003 01:02:01,040 --> 01:02:03,474 Hey, you wanna help us get outta here? 1004 01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:07,517 There's something I need you to get, and bring back to me. 1005 01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:11,719 In the captain's quarters, there's a prototype fin... 1006 01:02:11,920 --> 01:02:13,512 the thing I wore on my head. 1007 01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:18,279 There's a drawer next to the bunk. It's in that. It's red. 1008 01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:19,754 You got it? 1009 01:02:25,440 --> 01:02:26,839 [RAVAGERS SNORING] 1010 01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:54,999 That's my underwear's. 1011 01:02:55,160 --> 01:02:57,376 Yeah, I was pretty sure he didn't know what you were talking' about. 1012 01:02:57,400 --> 01:02:59,391 You have to explain it more careful. 1013 01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:04,350 It's a prototype fin. 1014 01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:06,749 [SCREECHING] 1015 01:03:09,840 --> 01:03:12,593 That's an orloni. It's a fin, Groot. 1016 01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:14,352 You explain it this time. 1017 01:03:15,640 --> 01:03:17,039 All right. 1018 01:03:17,880 --> 01:03:19,757 [YONDU] That's Vorker's eye. 1019 01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:21,911 He takes it out when he sleeps. 1020 01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:23,433 Go. Look again. 1021 01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:24,999 But leave the eye here. 1022 01:03:25,360 --> 01:03:26,475 Why? 1023 01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:27,993 He's gonna wake up tomorrow... 1024 01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:30,555 and he's not gonna know... 1025 01:03:30,720 --> 01:03:32,950 where his eye is! [LAUGHING] 1026 01:03:39,160 --> 01:03:40,718 That's a desk. 1027 01:03:40,920 --> 01:03:43,593 We told you it was this big. 1028 01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:51,755 Tell me you guys have a refrigerator somewhere... 1029 01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:54,639 with a bunch of severed human toes. 1030 01:03:54,800 --> 01:03:58,395 Okay. Then let's just agree to never discuss this. 1031 01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:05,355 The drawer you wanna open has this symbol on it. 1032 01:04:05,520 --> 01:04:06,873 Okay? 1033 01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:17,277 What? No! 1034 01:04:17,440 --> 01:04:18,696 He thinks you want him to wear it as a hat. 1035 01:04:18,720 --> 01:04:20,039 That's not what I said! 1036 01:04:20,200 --> 01:04:21,200 I am Groot. 1037 01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:22,456 He's relieved you don't want him to. 1038 01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:23,959 - I am Groot. - He hates hats. 1039 01:04:24,120 --> 01:04:24,791 I am Groot. 1040 01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:26,149 On anyone, not just himself. 1041 01:04:26,320 --> 01:04:27,150 I am Groot. 1042 01:04:27,240 --> 01:04:29,296 One minute you think someone has a weird-shaped head... 1043 01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:32,176 the next minute it's just because you realize part of that head is the hat. 1044 01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:33,474 That's why you don't like hats? 1045 01:04:34,680 --> 01:04:36,955 This is an important conversation right now? 1046 01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:39,919 [SNORING] 1047 01:04:44,240 --> 01:04:45,514 [BURPS] 1048 01:05:13,680 --> 01:05:14,680 [KRAGLIN] That ain't it. 1049 01:05:24,600 --> 01:05:26,033 I didn't mean to do a mutiny. 1050 01:05:29,080 --> 01:05:30,911 They killed all my friends. 1051 01:05:34,960 --> 01:05:37,474 Get the third quadrant ready for release. 1052 01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:45,200 One more thing. 1053 01:05:47,040 --> 01:05:49,349 You got any clones of Quill's old music on the ship? 1054 01:05:55,120 --> 01:05:56,394 [FEEDBACK] 1055 01:05:56,680 --> 01:05:59,797 [JAY AND THE AMERICANS COME A LITTLE BIT CLOSER PLAYING] 1056 01:06:06,080 --> 01:06:07,672 [MUSIC CONTINUES] 1057 01:06:12,680 --> 01:06:13,680 [BOTH GASP] 1058 01:06:13,800 --> 01:06:15,472 [WHISTLES] 1059 01:06:16,760 --> 01:06:17,988 [BOTH GROANING] 1060 01:06:32,480 --> 01:06:33,549 Ah. 1061 01:06:33,960 --> 01:06:35,439 [MUSIC PLAYING IN BACKGROUND] 1062 01:06:39,320 --> 01:06:41,151 [GRUNTS] He's got it! 1063 01:06:41,320 --> 01:06:42,833 Yondu's got the fin! 1064 01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:44,000 Go! 1065 01:06:57,640 --> 01:06:59,153 - [WHISTLES] - [ALL GASP] 1066 01:07:07,120 --> 01:07:08,917 [RAVAGERS GROANING] 1067 01:07:19,320 --> 01:07:20,389 [WHISTLES] 1068 01:07:25,440 --> 01:07:26,440 Down there! 1069 01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:30,068 - [WHISTLES] - [RAVAGERS GROANING] 1070 01:07:35,680 --> 01:07:36,954 [SCREAMING] 1071 01:07:50,160 --> 01:07:51,991 Oh! [SCREAMING] 1072 01:07:53,480 --> 01:07:54,515 [YELLING] 1073 01:07:56,200 --> 01:07:57,838 [CONTINUES SCREAMING] 1074 01:07:59,440 --> 01:08:00,440 [GROANS] 1075 01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:02,956 - [CONTINUES YELLING] - [SCREAMING] 1076 01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:10,513 [RAVAGERS SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY] 1077 01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:19,069 [WHISTLES] 1078 01:08:22,560 --> 01:08:23,675 [ALL GROANING] 1079 01:08:24,600 --> 01:08:25,874 [YONDU WHISTLING] 1080 01:08:26,240 --> 01:08:27,673 [ALL GROANING] 1081 01:08:29,480 --> 01:08:30,754 [RAVAGERS SHOUTING] 1082 01:08:35,120 --> 01:08:36,120 [GROANS] 1083 01:08:42,760 --> 01:08:44,318 [GROANS] 1084 01:08:47,640 --> 01:08:48,868 [ALL LAUGHING] 1085 01:09:03,960 --> 01:09:04,960 [ALL CONTINUE LAUGHING] 1086 01:09:15,240 --> 01:09:16,275 [WHISTLES] 1087 01:09:18,400 --> 01:09:19,992 [WHISTLES] 1088 01:09:20,360 --> 01:09:22,430 - [GASPS] - [LAUGHS] 1089 01:09:25,080 --> 01:09:26,513 You maniac. 1090 01:09:28,560 --> 01:09:30,755 The whole ship's gonna blow. 1091 01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:35,035 [GROANING] 1092 01:09:40,680 --> 01:09:42,272 Not the whole ship. 1093 01:09:42,480 --> 01:09:43,480 [WHISTLES] 1094 01:09:53,480 --> 01:09:54,595 [GRUNTS] 1095 01:09:56,080 --> 01:09:57,559 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 1096 01:09:59,240 --> 01:10:00,275 Who is this? 1097 01:10:00,440 --> 01:10:04,718 I am sending you the coordinates for Yondu's ship. 1098 01:10:05,280 --> 01:10:07,077 - Release the quadrant! - Aye, Captain! 1099 01:10:07,240 --> 01:10:09,754 I only ask one thing. 1100 01:10:10,240 --> 01:10:11,878 That your High Priestess... 1101 01:10:12,040 --> 01:10:15,510 tell him the name of the man what sealed his fate. 1102 01:10:16,600 --> 01:10:19,717 - Taser face! - [SNICKERS] 1103 01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:22,115 [LAUGHING] 1104 01:10:23,400 --> 01:10:24,400 [GROANS] 1105 01:10:25,400 --> 01:10:26,435 [GRUNTS] 1106 01:10:42,080 --> 01:10:43,308 Where to, Captain? 1107 01:10:43,480 --> 01:10:44,480 Ego. 1108 01:10:46,120 --> 01:10:47,155 No, boy! 1109 01:10:55,040 --> 01:10:59,591 It ain't healthy for a mammalian body to hop more than 50 jumps at a time. 1110 01:10:59,760 --> 01:11:00,760 I know that. 1111 01:11:00,880 --> 01:11:03,235 We are about to do 700! 1112 01:11:06,920 --> 01:11:07,920 [SCREAMING] 1113 01:11:08,840 --> 01:11:09,840 [SCREAMING] 1114 01:11:10,520 --> 01:11:11,589 [BOTH SCREAMING] 1115 01:11:12,880 --> 01:11:15,348 [SAM COOKE'S BRING IT ON HOME TO ME PLAYING] 1116 01:11:17,120 --> 01:11:19,236 [QUILL] So I guess this could all be mine someday. 1117 01:11:20,600 --> 01:11:23,114 Rocket? Rocket, are you there? 1118 01:11:24,480 --> 01:11:25,515 [SIGHS] 1119 01:11:30,360 --> 01:11:32,078 What are you doing, Peter? 1120 01:11:34,360 --> 01:11:35,679 Dance with me. 1121 01:11:35,920 --> 01:11:37,353 I'm not going to dance with you. 1122 01:11:37,560 --> 01:11:39,278 This is Sam Cooke... 1123 01:11:39,840 --> 01:11:42,991 one of the greatest Earth singers of all time. 1124 01:11:44,480 --> 01:11:45,480 [MUSIC CONTINUES] 1125 01:12:12,160 --> 01:12:14,151 Drax thinks you're not a dancer. 1126 01:12:15,280 --> 01:12:17,840 If you ever tell anyone about this... 1127 01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:19,399 I will kill you. 1128 01:12:20,160 --> 01:12:24,039 When are we gonna do something about this unspoken thing between us? 1129 01:12:24,680 --> 01:12:26,079 What unspoken thing? 1130 01:12:27,560 --> 01:12:29,232 This... 1131 01:12:29,400 --> 01:12:32,198 Cheers, Sam and Diane... 1132 01:12:32,360 --> 01:12:34,920 a guy and a girl on a TV show who dig each other... 1133 01:12:35,120 --> 01:12:36,536 but never say it because if they do, 1134 01:12:36,560 --> 01:12:37,680 the ratings would go down... 1135 01:12:37,800 --> 01:12:38,869 sort of thing. 1136 01:12:39,040 --> 01:12:40,473 There's no unspoken thing. 1137 01:12:42,400 --> 01:12:44,436 Well, it's a catch-22, because if you said it, 1138 01:12:44,520 --> 01:12:45,669 then it would be spoken... 1139 01:12:45,880 --> 01:12:48,599 and you would be a liar. So, by not saying it... 1140 01:12:48,800 --> 01:12:52,918 you are telling the truth, and admitting that there is. 1141 01:12:53,080 --> 01:12:54,991 No, that's not what I... 1142 01:12:56,160 --> 01:12:57,160 [SIGHS] 1143 01:12:57,320 --> 01:13:01,359 What we should be discussing right now is something about this place. 1144 01:13:01,560 --> 01:13:03,232 It doesn't feel right. 1145 01:13:03,800 --> 01:13:05,950 What are you talking about? 1146 01:13:06,120 --> 01:13:07,536 You're the one who wanted me to come here! 1147 01:13:07,560 --> 01:13:08,788 That girl Mantis... 1148 01:13:08,960 --> 01:13:10,029 she's afraid of something. 1149 01:13:10,480 --> 01:13:12,516 Why are you trying to take this away from me? 1150 01:13:12,760 --> 01:13:13,875 I'm not trying... 1151 01:13:14,040 --> 01:13:15,951 He's my father. He's blood. 1152 01:13:16,160 --> 01:13:17,936 You have blood on Earth and you never wanted to return there. 1153 01:13:17,960 --> 01:13:20,076 Again, you made me come here! 1154 01:13:20,240 --> 01:13:22,296 And Earth is the place where my mother died in front of me. 1155 01:13:22,320 --> 01:13:24,959 No, it's because that place is real, and this is a fantasy. 1156 01:13:25,200 --> 01:13:27,873 This is real! I'm only half human, remember? 1157 01:13:28,040 --> 01:13:29,400 That's the half I'm worried about. 1158 01:13:30,040 --> 01:13:31,678 Oh, I get it. You're jealous... 1159 01:13:31,880 --> 01:13:34,189 because I'm part-god, and you like when I'm the weak one. 1160 01:13:34,360 --> 01:13:36,874 You were insufferable to begin with. 1161 01:13:37,040 --> 01:13:38,336 I haven't been able to reach Rocket. 1162 01:13:38,360 --> 01:13:39,856 I'm gonna go outside, and I'm gonna try and get a signal. 1163 01:13:39,880 --> 01:13:42,838 You know what? This is not Cheers after all! 1164 01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:45,833 This is whatever the show is where one person is willing... 1165 01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:47,718 to open themselves up to new possibility, 1166 01:13:47,800 --> 01:13:49,472 and the other person is a jerk... 1167 01:13:49,640 --> 01:13:51,437 who doesn't trust anybody! 1168 01:13:51,520 --> 01:13:53,272 It's a show that doesn't exist. 1169 01:13:53,440 --> 01:13:54,920 That's why it would get zero ratings! 1170 01:13:55,360 --> 01:13:57,476 I don't know what Cheers is! 1171 01:13:57,680 --> 01:14:00,638 I finally found my family. Don't you understand that? 1172 01:14:01,880 --> 01:14:03,518 I thought you already had. 1173 01:14:31,040 --> 01:14:32,189 [SIGHS] 1174 01:14:33,040 --> 01:14:34,268 Damn it. 1175 01:14:54,480 --> 01:14:55,480 [GASPS] 1176 01:14:58,120 --> 01:14:59,155 [SCREAMING] 1177 01:15:04,320 --> 01:15:05,912 [GRUNTS] 1178 01:15:07,360 --> 01:15:08,429 Psychopath! 1179 01:15:19,600 --> 01:15:20,794 [PANTING] 1180 01:15:35,120 --> 01:15:37,190 - [YELLING] - [YELPING] 1181 01:15:40,520 --> 01:15:41,555 [GRUNTS] 1182 01:15:43,360 --> 01:15:44,998 [YELPS] 1183 01:15:46,960 --> 01:15:48,234 [PANTING] 1184 01:15:53,160 --> 01:15:54,160 [GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION] 1185 01:15:56,880 --> 01:15:58,154 [BOTH GRUNTING] 1186 01:16:14,640 --> 01:16:15,640 [YELLING] 1187 01:16:18,160 --> 01:16:19,991 - [YELPS] - [CONTINUES YELLING] 1188 01:16:21,360 --> 01:16:22,429 [WHIMPERS] 1189 01:16:23,160 --> 01:16:24,309 [CONTINUES YELLING] 1190 01:16:31,680 --> 01:16:33,033 [PANTING] 1191 01:16:34,360 --> 01:16:35,588 [NEBULA COUGHING] 1192 01:16:39,160 --> 01:16:40,229 [GROANING] 1193 01:16:45,040 --> 01:16:46,520 - [GAMORA GRUNTING] - [NEBULA PANTING] 1194 01:16:52,840 --> 01:16:54,671 [BOTH SCREAM] 1195 01:16:59,320 --> 01:17:00,719 [BOTH GROANING] 1196 01:17:16,400 --> 01:17:18,038 - [NEBULA YELLS] - [GAMORA GROANS] 1197 01:17:18,880 --> 01:17:20,552 Are you kidding me? 1198 01:17:21,240 --> 01:17:22,240 [BOTH GRUNTING] 1199 01:17:34,960 --> 01:17:35,960 [GASPING] 1200 01:17:42,760 --> 01:17:43,760 [YELLS] 1201 01:17:45,240 --> 01:17:46,240 [GAMORA COUGHING] 1202 01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:48,000 I win. 1203 01:17:48,600 --> 01:17:50,795 I win. I bested you in combat. 1204 01:17:50,960 --> 01:17:52,871 No. I saved your life. 1205 01:17:53,040 --> 01:17:54,871 Well, you were stupid enough to let me live. 1206 01:17:55,040 --> 01:17:56,040 You let me live! 1207 01:17:56,080 --> 01:17:57,957 I don't need you always trying to beat me! 1208 01:17:58,120 --> 01:17:59,536 I'm not the one that just flew across the universe 1209 01:17:59,560 --> 01:18:00,754 just because I wanted to win. 1210 01:18:00,920 --> 01:18:02,558 Do not tell me what I want. 1211 01:18:02,640 --> 01:18:04,200 I don't need to tell you what you want! 1212 01:18:04,240 --> 01:18:05,240 It's obvious! 1213 01:18:05,400 --> 01:18:08,358 You were the one who wanted to win. And I just wanted a sister! 1214 01:18:16,240 --> 01:18:17,753 You were all I had. 1215 01:18:19,120 --> 01:18:21,793 But you were the one who needed to win. 1216 01:18:23,120 --> 01:18:25,315 Thanos pulled my eye from my head... 1217 01:18:26,120 --> 01:18:28,111 and my brain from my skull... 1218 01:18:29,280 --> 01:18:31,157 and my arm from my body... 1219 01:18:32,960 --> 01:18:34,916 because of you. 1220 01:18:38,240 --> 01:18:39,240 [NEBULA SIGHS] 1221 01:18:43,760 --> 01:18:45,880 [LOOKING GLASS' BRANDY [YOU'RE A FINE GIRL] PLAYING] 1222 01:18:55,840 --> 01:18:56,955 You all right, son? 1223 01:19:00,320 --> 01:19:02,959 I saw your girl stomp off a little earlier in quite a huff. 1224 01:19:03,600 --> 01:19:04,953 Yeah. [SIGHS] 1225 01:19:05,120 --> 01:19:06,838 It's fortuitous... 1226 01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:08,228 you listening to this song. 1227 01:19:08,400 --> 01:19:09,958 - You know... - Brandy? 1228 01:19:10,440 --> 01:19:11,475 By Looking Glass? 1229 01:19:13,360 --> 01:19:14,800 [CHUCKLES] A favourite of your mom's. 1230 01:19:15,640 --> 01:19:17,153 Yeah, it was. 1231 01:19:17,600 --> 01:19:19,360 One of Earth's greatest musical compositions. 1232 01:19:19,440 --> 01:19:21,510 Perhaps its very greatest. 1233 01:19:21,680 --> 01:19:22,680 Yes! 1234 01:19:22,840 --> 01:19:25,957 Peter, you and I, we're the sailor in that song. 1235 01:19:28,240 --> 01:19:29,992 He came on a summer's day. 1236 01:19:30,480 --> 01:19:32,948 Bringing gifts from far away. 1237 01:19:35,040 --> 01:19:37,508 Like the child I put in your mother... 1238 01:19:37,680 --> 01:19:39,591 or the freedom you brought Gamora. 1239 01:19:41,760 --> 01:19:44,797 Brandy, you're a fine girl. 1240 01:19:44,960 --> 01:19:47,599 What a good wife you would be. 1241 01:19:48,720 --> 01:19:51,359 My life, my love. 1242 01:19:51,520 --> 01:19:54,796 My lady is the sea. 1243 01:19:54,960 --> 01:19:56,791 The sea calls the sailor back. 1244 01:19:56,960 --> 01:19:59,474 He loves the girl, but that's not his place. 1245 01:20:00,280 --> 01:20:04,193 The sea calls upon him as history calls upon great men. 1246 01:20:05,480 --> 01:20:08,916 And sometimes we are deprived the pleasures of mortals. 1247 01:20:09,560 --> 01:20:11,676 Well, you may not be mortal, but me... 1248 01:20:11,840 --> 01:20:12,955 No, Peter... 1249 01:20:13,160 --> 01:20:15,071 death will remain a stranger to both of us... 1250 01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:17,630 as long as the light burns within the planet. 1251 01:20:18,680 --> 01:20:19,715 I'm immortal? 1252 01:20:20,240 --> 01:20:21,240 Mmm-hmm. 1253 01:20:22,040 --> 01:20:23,075 Really? 1254 01:20:23,240 --> 01:20:26,073 Yes! As long as the light exists. 1255 01:20:27,080 --> 01:20:30,311 And I can use the light to build cool things... 1256 01:20:30,480 --> 01:20:32,789 like how you made this whole planet? 1257 01:20:32,960 --> 01:20:35,315 It might take you a few million years of practice... 1258 01:20:35,480 --> 01:20:37,755 before you get really good at it. But, yes! 1259 01:20:37,920 --> 01:20:38,920 What! 1260 01:20:39,200 --> 01:20:42,670 Get ready for an 800-foot statue of Pac-Man with Skeletor... 1261 01:20:42,840 --> 01:20:43,875 and Heather Locklear. 1262 01:20:44,040 --> 01:20:45,200 You can do anything you want. 1263 01:20:45,400 --> 01:20:46,674 I'm gonna make some weird shit. 1264 01:20:46,840 --> 01:20:49,991 But you know, Peter, it is a tremendous responsibility. 1265 01:20:50,160 --> 01:20:52,674 Only we can remake the universe. 1266 01:20:52,840 --> 01:20:55,308 Only we can take the bridle of the cosmos... 1267 01:20:55,480 --> 01:20:58,313 and lead it to where it needs to go. 1268 01:20:59,480 --> 01:21:00,515 How? 1269 01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:12,353 Come with me. 1270 01:21:15,120 --> 01:21:16,269 [GASPS] 1271 01:21:18,360 --> 01:21:19,588 [SNORING] 1272 01:21:22,360 --> 01:21:23,952 Drax, Drax. Drax! 1273 01:21:24,400 --> 01:21:25,958 Drax! We need to talk. 1274 01:21:28,120 --> 01:21:29,951 I'm sorry. 1275 01:21:30,120 --> 01:21:32,315 But I like a woman with some meat on her bones. 1276 01:21:32,480 --> 01:21:33,549 What? 1277 01:21:33,720 --> 01:21:36,951 I tried to let you down easily by telling you I found you disgusting. 1278 01:21:37,160 --> 01:21:38,513 No, that's not what I... 1279 01:21:38,880 --> 01:21:40,393 [RETCHING] 1280 01:21:42,120 --> 01:21:43,519 What are you doing? 1281 01:21:44,160 --> 01:21:46,469 I'm imagining being with you physically. 1282 01:21:46,640 --> 01:21:47,959 Drax... 1283 01:21:48,480 --> 01:21:49,629 I don't like you like that. 1284 01:21:49,840 --> 01:21:52,149 I don't even like the type of thing you are. 1285 01:21:52,320 --> 01:21:54,754 Hey! There's no need to get personal. 1286 01:21:54,920 --> 01:21:57,480 Listen! Ego's gotten exactly what he wanted. 1287 01:21:57,680 --> 01:21:59,398 I should have told you earlier. 1288 01:21:59,600 --> 01:22:02,592 I'm stupid. You are in danger. 1289 01:22:03,120 --> 01:22:04,758 [BOTH PANTING] 1290 01:22:08,360 --> 01:22:09,360 What is that? 1291 01:22:12,960 --> 01:22:16,396 Now, you need to readjust the way you process life. 1292 01:22:16,640 --> 01:22:19,712 Everything around us, including the girl... 1293 01:22:19,880 --> 01:22:23,350 Everything is temporary. 1294 01:22:23,520 --> 01:22:26,318 We are forever. 1295 01:22:26,600 --> 01:22:27,953 Doesn't eternity get boring? 1296 01:22:28,120 --> 01:22:30,509 Not if you have a purpose, Peter... 1297 01:22:30,680 --> 01:22:32,636 which is why you're here. 1298 01:22:32,840 --> 01:22:34,956 I told you how all those years ago... 1299 01:22:35,120 --> 01:22:39,238 I had an unceasing impulse to find life. 1300 01:22:39,400 --> 01:22:43,439 But what I did not tell you was how, when I finally did find it... 1301 01:22:44,120 --> 01:22:45,394 it was all so... 1302 01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:49,711 disappointing. 1303 01:22:50,040 --> 01:22:53,555 And that is when I came... 1304 01:22:53,720 --> 01:22:57,395 to a profound realization. 1305 01:22:58,800 --> 01:23:02,873 My innate desire to seek out other life... 1306 01:23:03,480 --> 01:23:07,632 was not so that I could walk among that life. 1307 01:23:09,880 --> 01:23:11,029 Peter... 1308 01:23:12,080 --> 01:23:15,277 I have found meaning. 1309 01:23:25,760 --> 01:23:26,760 [GASPING] 1310 01:23:35,160 --> 01:23:36,513 I see it. 1311 01:23:38,960 --> 01:23:40,712 Eternity! 1312 01:23:41,160 --> 01:23:42,639 Oh, my God. 1313 01:23:53,280 --> 01:23:55,157 We need to get off this planet. 1314 01:23:55,560 --> 01:23:56,913 [ALL SCREAMING] 1315 01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:10,274 Oh, man. 1316 01:24:10,480 --> 01:24:12,789 Anyway, before I was so rudely interrupted... 1317 01:24:12,960 --> 01:24:15,838 At that time, I was a Federal Express man. 1318 01:24:16,680 --> 01:24:18,238 [ALL SCREAMING] 1319 01:24:22,160 --> 01:24:23,639 [BOTH GROAN] 1320 01:24:26,840 --> 01:24:28,990 What the hell you doing, boy? 1321 01:24:29,080 --> 01:24:31,150 I could tell by how you talked about him... 1322 01:24:31,320 --> 01:24:32,639 this Ego is bad news. 1323 01:24:32,800 --> 01:24:34,438 We're here to save Quill. 1324 01:24:34,600 --> 01:24:38,639 For what? Huh? For honour? For love? 1325 01:24:38,880 --> 01:24:41,792 No. I don't care about those things. 1326 01:24:41,960 --> 01:24:44,190 I wanna save Quill so I can prove I'm better than him! 1327 01:24:44,360 --> 01:24:47,113 I can lord this over him forever. 1328 01:24:47,480 --> 01:24:48,629 [LAUGHING] 1329 01:24:48,960 --> 01:24:50,712 What are you laughing at me for? 1330 01:24:51,360 --> 01:24:56,070 You can fool yourself and everyone else, but you can't fool me. 1331 01:24:56,240 --> 01:24:57,514 I know who you are. 1332 01:24:57,680 --> 01:24:59,830 You don't know anything about me, loser. 1333 01:25:00,000 --> 01:25:02,275 I know everything about you. 1334 01:25:02,840 --> 01:25:05,229 I know you play like you're the meanest and the hardest... 1335 01:25:05,400 --> 01:25:06,896 but, actually, you're the most scared of all. 1336 01:25:06,920 --> 01:25:07,920 Shut up! 1337 01:25:07,960 --> 01:25:10,315 I know you steal batteries you don't need... 1338 01:25:10,480 --> 01:25:13,074 and you push away anyone who's willing to put up with you... 1339 01:25:13,240 --> 01:25:14,656 because just a little bit of love... 1340 01:25:14,680 --> 01:25:17,956 reminds you how big and empty that hole inside you actually is. 1341 01:25:18,360 --> 01:25:19,588 I said shut up! 1342 01:25:20,080 --> 01:25:23,152 I know them scientists what made you, never gave a rat's ass about you. 1343 01:25:23,320 --> 01:25:24,639 I'm serious, dude! 1344 01:25:24,800 --> 01:25:27,360 Just like my own damn parents who sold me... 1345 01:25:27,520 --> 01:25:29,397 their own little baby, into slavery. 1346 01:25:30,040 --> 01:25:32,270 I know who you are, boy. 1347 01:25:32,480 --> 01:25:34,471 Because you're me. 1348 01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:43,070 What kind of a pair are we? 1349 01:25:44,400 --> 01:25:47,437 The kind that's about to go fight a planet, I reckon. 1350 01:25:47,600 --> 01:25:50,672 All right, okay! Good. Wait. 1351 01:25:51,200 --> 01:25:52,474 Fight a what? 1352 01:25:54,440 --> 01:25:55,668 [GAMORA YELLS] 1353 01:25:57,000 --> 01:25:58,000 Who are you people? 1354 01:25:58,120 --> 01:25:59,120 What is this place? 1355 01:25:59,240 --> 01:26:00,240 Gamora, let her go! 1356 01:26:00,400 --> 01:26:02,436 The bodies in the caverns... Who are they? 1357 01:26:02,600 --> 01:26:04,909 You are scared. 1358 01:26:06,480 --> 01:26:07,549 [MANTIS COUGHING] 1359 01:26:08,440 --> 01:26:11,318 I call it the Expansion. 1360 01:26:12,440 --> 01:26:15,750 It is my purpose... 1361 01:26:15,920 --> 01:26:19,435 and now it is yours as well. 1362 01:26:20,320 --> 01:26:21,753 It's beautiful. 1363 01:26:23,000 --> 01:26:25,275 Over thousands of years... 1364 01:26:25,440 --> 01:26:28,591 I implanted thousands of extensions of myself... 1365 01:26:28,760 --> 01:26:31,479 on thousands of worlds. 1366 01:26:31,640 --> 01:26:35,428 I need to fulfil life's one true purpose... 1367 01:26:35,600 --> 01:26:37,477 To grow and spread... 1368 01:26:37,640 --> 01:26:40,757 covering all that exists... 1369 01:26:40,960 --> 01:26:44,999 until everything is... 1370 01:26:46,400 --> 01:26:47,400 Me! 1371 01:26:48,200 --> 01:26:50,430 What did she do to me? 1372 01:26:50,640 --> 01:26:52,232 She already told me everything. 1373 01:26:52,400 --> 01:26:54,960 I only had one problem. 1374 01:26:55,680 --> 01:26:58,672 A single Celestial doesn't have enough power 1375 01:26:58,760 --> 01:27:00,716 for such an enterprise. 1376 01:27:00,880 --> 01:27:02,996 But two Celestials... 1377 01:27:03,160 --> 01:27:06,470 Well, now, that just might do. 1378 01:27:09,240 --> 01:27:10,593 The bodies... 1379 01:27:11,360 --> 01:27:13,635 are his children. 1380 01:27:14,200 --> 01:27:15,394 [EGO] Out of all my labours... 1381 01:27:15,920 --> 01:27:17,797 the most beguiling was... 1382 01:27:18,000 --> 01:27:21,356 attempting to graft my DNA with that of another species. 1383 01:27:21,520 --> 01:27:24,432 I hoped the result of such a coupling would be enough... 1384 01:27:24,600 --> 01:27:26,431 to power the Expansion. 1385 01:27:27,520 --> 01:27:30,034 I had Yondu deliver some of them to me. 1386 01:27:30,200 --> 01:27:33,590 It broke the Ravager code, but I compensated him generously... 1387 01:27:33,760 --> 01:27:37,514 and to ease his conscience, I said I'd never hurt them. 1388 01:27:37,680 --> 01:27:40,240 I mean, that was true. They never felt a thing. 1389 01:27:40,440 --> 01:27:43,716 But one after the other, they failed me. 1390 01:27:43,880 --> 01:27:47,714 Not one of them carried the Celestial genes. 1391 01:27:47,880 --> 01:27:49,029 Until you, Peter. 1392 01:27:50,360 --> 01:27:52,920 Out of all my spawn... 1393 01:27:53,120 --> 01:27:57,193 only you carried the connection to the light. 1394 01:27:57,360 --> 01:28:00,238 We need to find Peter now, and get off this damn planet. 1395 01:28:00,400 --> 01:28:02,994 Ego will have won him to his side by now. 1396 01:28:04,200 --> 01:28:05,599 - Then we just go. - No! 1397 01:28:05,800 --> 01:28:08,030 - He's our friend. - All any of you do... 1398 01:28:08,200 --> 01:28:10,350 is yell at each other. You are not friends. 1399 01:28:10,520 --> 01:28:11,873 You're right. 1400 01:28:12,400 --> 01:28:13,435 We're family. 1401 01:28:15,360 --> 01:28:16,873 We leave no one behind. 1402 01:28:20,360 --> 01:28:21,634 Except maybe you. 1403 01:28:22,240 --> 01:28:23,719 Oh, my God. 1404 01:28:24,440 --> 01:28:26,510 For the first time in my existence... 1405 01:28:26,680 --> 01:28:29,592 I am truly not alone! 1406 01:28:35,160 --> 01:28:36,309 What is it, son? 1407 01:28:39,680 --> 01:28:40,829 My friends. 1408 01:28:42,200 --> 01:28:46,239 You see, that's the mortal in you, Peter. 1409 01:28:46,560 --> 01:28:47,560 Yes. 1410 01:28:47,840 --> 01:28:50,912 We are beyond such things. 1411 01:28:51,080 --> 01:28:52,080 Yes. 1412 01:28:54,400 --> 01:28:55,628 - Now... - But my mother... 1413 01:28:58,600 --> 01:29:00,909 You said you loved my mother. 1414 01:29:01,080 --> 01:29:02,593 And that I did. 1415 01:29:03,840 --> 01:29:08,709 My river lily who knew all the words to every song that came over the radio. 1416 01:29:10,520 --> 01:29:13,193 I returned to Earth to see her three times. 1417 01:29:13,360 --> 01:29:15,874 And I knew if I returned a fourth... 1418 01:29:16,040 --> 01:29:17,598 I'd never leave. 1419 01:29:18,720 --> 01:29:20,278 The Expansion... 1420 01:29:21,680 --> 01:29:24,035 the reason for my very existence, would be over. 1421 01:29:24,200 --> 01:29:26,236 So, I did what I had to do. 1422 01:29:29,040 --> 01:29:32,430 But it broke my heart to put that tumour in her head. 1423 01:29:36,800 --> 01:29:37,869 What? 1424 01:29:38,040 --> 01:29:39,598 Now, all right... 1425 01:29:39,760 --> 01:29:41,398 I know that sounds bad. 1426 01:29:42,160 --> 01:29:44,116 [GROANING] 1427 01:29:53,440 --> 01:29:56,876 Who in the hell do you think you are? 1428 01:29:57,040 --> 01:29:58,598 You killed my mother! 1429 01:29:58,760 --> 01:29:59,795 I tried... 1430 01:29:59,960 --> 01:30:01,712 so hard... 1431 01:30:01,880 --> 01:30:03,359 to find the form... 1432 01:30:03,520 --> 01:30:05,909 that best suited you... 1433 01:30:06,080 --> 01:30:08,389 and this is the thanks I get? 1434 01:30:10,200 --> 01:30:12,589 You really need to grow up. 1435 01:30:16,280 --> 01:30:19,078 - [GASPS] - I wanted to do this together... 1436 01:30:19,240 --> 01:30:21,196 but I suppose you'll have to learn 1437 01:30:21,280 --> 01:30:24,590 by spending the next thousand years as a battery! 1438 01:30:25,000 --> 01:30:26,228 [TRANSMITTER BEEPING] 1439 01:30:26,320 --> 01:30:27,992 Finally! Rocket? 1440 01:30:28,160 --> 01:30:30,993 Keep that transmitter nearby, so I can find you. 1441 01:30:31,160 --> 01:30:34,357 We're in an old piece of construction equipment Yondu once used... 1442 01:30:34,520 --> 01:30:35,936 to slice open the Bank of A 'askavaria. 1443 01:30:35,960 --> 01:30:36,960 Ego's unhinged. 1444 01:30:37,000 --> 01:30:38,479 [ROCKET] I know. Get ready. 1445 01:30:38,640 --> 01:30:39,914 Drop her, Kraglin. 1446 01:30:40,320 --> 01:30:41,514 [GRUNTS] 1447 01:30:58,520 --> 01:30:59,669 No. 1448 01:31:03,040 --> 01:31:05,160 [LOOKING GLASS' BRANDY [YOU'RE A FINE GIRL] PLAYING] 1449 01:31:10,840 --> 01:31:13,673 [EGO] My life, my love. 1450 01:31:13,840 --> 01:31:16,035 My lady is the sea 1451 01:31:18,200 --> 01:31:19,315 Peter... 1452 01:31:20,120 --> 01:31:22,315 this is the sea. 1453 01:31:24,400 --> 01:31:25,400 Oh... 1454 01:31:28,200 --> 01:31:29,519 [SCREAMING] 1455 01:31:32,240 --> 01:31:33,240 [ALL GASP] 1456 01:31:50,200 --> 01:31:51,269 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 1457 01:31:59,280 --> 01:32:00,280 [SIGHS DEEPLY] 1458 01:32:05,600 --> 01:32:07,192 Hey, there, jackass! 1459 01:32:11,680 --> 01:32:12,680 [GROANS] 1460 01:32:13,280 --> 01:32:14,429 [PEOPLE SCREAMING] 1461 01:32:17,520 --> 01:32:19,033 [MAN] What is that thing? 1462 01:32:26,560 --> 01:32:28,391 Out of the way, dumber, smaller Groot! 1463 01:32:29,040 --> 01:32:30,040 [BABY GROOT GRUNTING] 1464 01:32:33,240 --> 01:32:35,913 I told you something didn't feel right. 1465 01:32:36,080 --> 01:32:38,389 I told you so. Just what I need to hear right now. 1466 01:32:38,560 --> 01:32:40,232 Well, I came back, didn't I? 1467 01:32:40,880 --> 01:32:42,240 Because there's an unspoken thing. 1468 01:32:42,360 --> 01:32:44,430 There is no unspoken thing. 1469 01:32:44,600 --> 01:32:46,440 What are you doing? You could've killed us all! 1470 01:32:46,920 --> 01:32:48,478 Uh... Thank you, Rocket? 1471 01:32:48,640 --> 01:32:49,834 We had it under control. 1472 01:32:50,040 --> 01:32:52,315 We did not. That is only an extension... 1473 01:32:52,480 --> 01:32:54,516 of his true self. He will be back soon. 1474 01:32:54,680 --> 01:32:55,954 What's Smurfette doing here? 1475 01:32:56,120 --> 01:32:58,031 Whatever I need to do to get a damn ride home. 1476 01:32:58,200 --> 01:32:59,428 She tried to murder me! 1477 01:32:59,600 --> 01:33:01,591 I saved you, you stupid fox! 1478 01:33:01,800 --> 01:33:03,028 He's not a fox. 1479 01:33:03,200 --> 01:33:05,270 - I am Groot. - I'm not a racoon, either. 1480 01:33:05,440 --> 01:33:06,440 I am Groot. 1481 01:33:06,640 --> 01:33:08,039 Raccoon. Whatever. 1482 01:33:11,560 --> 01:33:12,879 How do we kill a Celestial? 1483 01:33:13,040 --> 01:33:14,473 There's a Center to him. 1484 01:33:14,640 --> 01:33:16,756 His brain, his soul, whatever it is... 1485 01:33:16,840 --> 01:33:18,040 Some sort of protective shell. 1486 01:33:18,480 --> 01:33:19,515 It's in the caverns... 1487 01:33:19,680 --> 01:33:20,680 below the surface. 1488 01:33:23,360 --> 01:33:24,873 - Yondu? - [GRUNTS] 1489 01:33:26,960 --> 01:33:27,960 [QUILL GRUNTS] 1490 01:33:30,360 --> 01:33:31,952 [ALL YELP] 1491 01:33:33,560 --> 01:33:34,675 Thrusters are out. 1492 01:33:35,240 --> 01:33:37,071 Guess I should be glad I was a skinny kid. 1493 01:33:37,240 --> 01:33:39,200 Otherwise, you'd have delivered me to this maniac. 1494 01:33:39,240 --> 01:33:40,496 You still reckon that's the reason 1495 01:33:40,520 --> 01:33:41,680 I kept you around, you idiot? 1496 01:33:41,840 --> 01:33:43,440 That's what you told me, you old doofus. 1497 01:33:43,960 --> 01:33:46,080 Once I figured out what happened to them other kids... 1498 01:33:46,200 --> 01:33:47,792 I wasn't just gonna hand you over. 1499 01:33:47,960 --> 01:33:49,552 You said you were gonna eat me. 1500 01:33:49,720 --> 01:33:51,119 That was being funny! 1501 01:33:51,960 --> 01:33:53,154 Not to me! 1502 01:33:53,320 --> 01:33:54,548 You people have issues. 1503 01:33:54,720 --> 01:33:56,438 Of course I have issues. 1504 01:33:57,400 --> 01:34:00,198 That's my freaking' father! 1505 01:34:00,400 --> 01:34:01,958 Thrusters are back up. 1506 01:34:02,960 --> 01:34:04,029 [EGO YELLING] 1507 01:34:11,880 --> 01:34:13,472 [ALL GRUNT] 1508 01:34:15,560 --> 01:34:17,710 - We should be going up! - [QUILL] We can't! 1509 01:34:17,920 --> 01:34:20,388 Ego wants to eradicate the universe as we know it. 1510 01:34:20,560 --> 01:34:21,959 We have to kill him. 1511 01:34:22,120 --> 01:34:22,791 Rocket! 1512 01:34:22,960 --> 01:34:23,960 Got it! 1513 01:34:30,240 --> 01:34:32,674 [QUILL] Whoo-hoo! 1514 01:34:37,880 --> 01:34:39,711 So, we're saving the galaxy again? 1515 01:34:39,880 --> 01:34:40,915 I guess. 1516 01:34:41,080 --> 01:34:42,080 Awesome! 1517 01:34:44,240 --> 01:34:46,390 We're really gonna be able to jack up our prices... 1518 01:34:46,560 --> 01:34:48,198 if we're two-time galaxy savers. 1519 01:34:48,360 --> 01:34:50,920 I seriously can't believe that's where your mind goes. 1520 01:34:51,120 --> 01:34:53,839 It was just a random thought, man. I thought we were friends. 1521 01:34:54,040 --> 01:34:56,280 Of course, I care about the planets, and the buildings... 1522 01:34:56,440 --> 01:34:58,192 and all the animals on the planets. 1523 01:34:58,360 --> 01:34:59,554 And the people. 1524 01:34:59,720 --> 01:35:00,914 Meh. 1525 01:35:01,440 --> 01:35:05,479 The crabby puppy is so cute. He makes me wanna die! 1526 01:35:06,160 --> 01:35:07,912 [SILVER'S WHAM BAM SHANG-A-LANG PLAYING] 1527 01:35:10,280 --> 01:35:11,872 [SONG CONTINUES] 1528 01:35:18,280 --> 01:35:19,872 [SINGING ALONG] 1529 01:35:34,160 --> 01:35:35,718 [MUSIC CONTINUES] 1530 01:35:43,240 --> 01:35:44,240 [AYESHA] Pilots... 1531 01:35:44,400 --> 01:35:45,753 release envoy units. 1532 01:35:48,040 --> 01:35:52,079 Our sensors detect the batteries are below the surface of the planet. 1533 01:35:53,960 --> 01:35:55,029 Dive! 1534 01:35:58,320 --> 01:36:00,038 [SONG CONTINUES] 1535 01:36:11,880 --> 01:36:13,359 Um... Captain? 1536 01:36:14,160 --> 01:36:15,559 Captain? 1537 01:36:15,640 --> 01:36:16,680 [TRANSMISSION BREAKING UP] 1538 01:36:20,520 --> 01:36:22,192 Tell me why Ego wants you here? 1539 01:36:22,720 --> 01:36:24,496 He needs my genetic connection to the light... 1540 01:36:24,520 --> 01:36:26,715 to help destroy the universe. 1541 01:36:26,920 --> 01:36:29,070 He tried to teach me how to control the power. 1542 01:36:29,240 --> 01:36:30,355 So, could you? 1543 01:36:30,520 --> 01:36:31,714 A little. 1544 01:36:31,880 --> 01:36:33,108 I made a ball. 1545 01:36:33,280 --> 01:36:34,280 A ball? 1546 01:36:34,440 --> 01:36:36,158 I thought as hard as I could. 1547 01:36:36,240 --> 01:36:37,798 It was all that I could come up with. 1548 01:36:37,960 --> 01:36:39,279 You thought? 1549 01:36:39,480 --> 01:36:41,550 You think when I make this arrow fly... 1550 01:36:41,720 --> 01:36:43,551 - I use my head? - [GROANS] 1551 01:36:44,120 --> 01:36:45,120 [GRUNTING] 1552 01:36:47,160 --> 01:36:48,388 [ALL YELP] 1553 01:36:55,040 --> 01:36:56,359 Whoa. 1554 01:37:05,120 --> 01:37:06,120 There. 1555 01:37:06,280 --> 01:37:08,236 That's Ego's core. 1556 01:37:10,600 --> 01:37:12,238 [GAMORA] That ore is thick, Rocket. 1557 01:37:12,400 --> 01:37:14,038 I got it covered. 1558 01:37:20,520 --> 01:37:21,839 We must hurry. 1559 01:37:22,000 --> 01:37:24,036 It will not take Ego long to find us. 1560 01:37:28,360 --> 01:37:29,554 Keep it steady. 1561 01:37:36,040 --> 01:37:37,996 We drill into the Center, we kill him! 1562 01:37:44,520 --> 01:37:45,748 [KRAGLIN] Captain? 1563 01:37:46,160 --> 01:37:47,195 What is it, Kraglin? 1564 01:37:47,360 --> 01:37:49,316 Hey, remember that Ayesha chick? 1565 01:37:49,880 --> 01:37:51,791 - Yeah, why? - Uh... 1566 01:37:52,080 --> 01:37:53,274 Oh, hell! 1567 01:37:53,520 --> 01:37:55,160 [SILVER'S WHAM BAM SHANG-A-LANG PLAYING] 1568 01:38:01,280 --> 01:38:02,793 [ALL YELP] 1569 01:38:04,800 --> 01:38:05,800 [ALL GRUNTING] 1570 01:38:13,880 --> 01:38:15,472 Why aren't you firing the lasers? 1571 01:38:15,920 --> 01:38:17,638 They blew out the generator. 1572 01:38:17,800 --> 01:38:20,598 I think I packed a small detonator. 1573 01:38:20,760 --> 01:38:22,456 A detonator is worthless without explosives. 1574 01:38:22,480 --> 01:38:23,959 Well, we got these. 1575 01:38:24,720 --> 01:38:26,756 Is that thing strong enough to kill Ego? 1576 01:38:26,960 --> 01:38:28,837 If it is, it'll cause a chain reaction... 1577 01:38:29,000 --> 01:38:30,672 throughout his entire nervous system. 1578 01:38:30,880 --> 01:38:31,630 Meaning what? 1579 01:38:31,840 --> 01:38:33,353 The entire planet will explode. 1580 01:38:33,520 --> 01:38:34,953 We'll have to get out of here fast. 1581 01:38:35,120 --> 01:38:36,712 I rigged a timer. 1582 01:38:37,680 --> 01:38:38,749 [QUILL] Go! 1583 01:38:46,040 --> 01:38:47,075 [QUILL GRUNTING] 1584 01:38:52,960 --> 01:38:54,678 He's coming. 1585 01:38:56,120 --> 01:38:57,838 Didn't you say you could make him sleep? 1586 01:38:58,360 --> 01:39:00,749 When he wants. He's too powerful. 1587 01:39:00,920 --> 01:39:02,239 I can't! 1588 01:39:02,760 --> 01:39:04,637 You don't have to believe in yourself... 1589 01:39:05,360 --> 01:39:07,396 because I believe in you. 1590 01:39:07,600 --> 01:39:08,715 [GASPING] 1591 01:39:11,040 --> 01:39:12,075 [YELLS] 1592 01:39:19,800 --> 01:39:20,800 Sleep! 1593 01:39:25,120 --> 01:39:26,120 [GASPS] 1594 01:39:28,200 --> 01:39:29,840 I never thought she'd be able to do it... 1595 01:39:29,920 --> 01:39:32,150 with as weak and skinny as she appears to be. 1596 01:39:33,080 --> 01:39:35,992 I don't know how long I can hold him. 1597 01:39:39,320 --> 01:39:40,992 [ROCKET] The metal's too thick. 1598 01:39:41,200 --> 01:39:44,476 For the bomb to work, we'd actually need to place it on Ego's core. 1599 01:39:44,640 --> 01:39:46,960 And our fat butts ain't gonna fit through those tiny holes. 1600 01:39:47,600 --> 01:39:48,600 [QUILL] Well... 1601 01:39:51,400 --> 01:39:53,231 That's a terrible idea. 1602 01:39:53,400 --> 01:39:55,675 Which is the only kind of idea we have left. 1603 01:39:56,680 --> 01:39:58,159 [GROANS] Unbelievable. 1604 01:39:58,320 --> 01:40:00,515 Rocket, do this. Rocket, do that. 1605 01:40:02,120 --> 01:40:03,599 [SIGHS] What a day. 1606 01:40:11,160 --> 01:40:14,755 All right, first you flick this switch, then this switch. 1607 01:40:14,920 --> 01:40:16,069 That activates it. 1608 01:40:16,280 --> 01:40:18,077 Then you push this button... 1609 01:40:18,280 --> 01:40:21,317 which will give you five minutes to get out of there. 1610 01:40:21,480 --> 01:40:22,754 Now, whatever you do... 1611 01:40:23,400 --> 01:40:25,789 don't push this button... 1612 01:40:25,960 --> 01:40:28,030 because that will set off the bomb immediately 1613 01:40:28,120 --> 01:40:29,599 and we'll all be dead. 1614 01:40:29,720 --> 01:40:32,154 Now, repeat back what I just said. 1615 01:40:32,320 --> 01:40:33,992 - I am Groot. - Uh-huh. 1616 01:40:34,280 --> 01:40:36,236 - I am Groot. - That's right. 1617 01:40:36,400 --> 01:40:37,515 - I am Groot. - No! 1618 01:40:37,960 --> 01:40:40,269 No, that's the button that will kill everyone! 1619 01:40:40,440 --> 01:40:41,440 Try again. 1620 01:40:42,680 --> 01:40:43,829 Hmm... 1621 01:40:44,480 --> 01:40:46,232 - I am Groot. - Mmm-hmm. 1622 01:40:46,480 --> 01:40:48,550 - I am Groot. - Uh-huh. 1623 01:40:48,720 --> 01:40:49,720 I am Groot. 1624 01:40:49,800 --> 01:40:51,631 No! That's exactly what you just said! 1625 01:40:51,800 --> 01:40:53,392 How is that even possible? 1626 01:40:53,560 --> 01:40:55,790 Which button is the button you're supposed to push? 1627 01:40:55,960 --> 01:40:57,029 Point to it. 1628 01:40:57,200 --> 01:40:58,200 No! 1629 01:40:58,520 --> 01:41:00,272 [QUILL] Hey, you're making him nervous! 1630 01:41:00,440 --> 01:41:02,192 Shut up and get me some tape! 1631 01:41:02,360 --> 01:41:03,840 Does anybody have any tape out there? 1632 01:41:03,880 --> 01:41:05,632 I wanna put some tape over the death button. 1633 01:41:05,800 --> 01:41:08,678 I don't have any tape. Let me check. 1634 01:41:08,840 --> 01:41:11,513 Yo, Yondu... Ow! 1635 01:41:11,640 --> 01:41:13,790 Do you have any tape? 1636 01:41:14,040 --> 01:41:15,951 [QUILL GROANING] 1637 01:41:16,120 --> 01:41:19,157 Gamora? Do you have any tape? 1638 01:41:19,320 --> 01:41:20,355 Tape! 1639 01:41:20,520 --> 01:41:22,954 Never mind. Ow! 1640 01:41:23,880 --> 01:41:26,394 Drax, do you have any tape? 1641 01:41:26,480 --> 01:41:29,153 - [ROCKET COUGHS] - Yes, Scotch tape would work. 1642 01:41:29,440 --> 01:41:31,400 Then why did you ask me if Scotch tape would work, 1643 01:41:31,520 --> 01:41:32,999 if you don't have any? 1644 01:41:34,000 --> 01:41:35,228 Nobody has any tape! 1645 01:41:35,440 --> 01:41:36,759 Not a single person has tape? 1646 01:41:37,160 --> 01:41:38,160 Nope! 1647 01:41:38,360 --> 01:41:39,475 Did you ask Nebula? 1648 01:41:40,360 --> 01:41:41,031 Yes! 1649 01:41:41,240 --> 01:41:42,514 Are you sure? 1650 01:41:42,680 --> 01:41:43,999 I asked Yondu... 1651 01:41:44,200 --> 01:41:46,376 - and she was sitting next to him. - I knew you were lying! 1652 01:41:46,400 --> 01:41:48,656 You have priceless batteries and an atomic bomb in your bag. 1653 01:41:48,680 --> 01:41:51,069 If anybody's gonna have tape, it's you! 1654 01:41:51,240 --> 01:41:54,755 That's exactly my point! I have to do everything! 1655 01:41:54,960 --> 01:41:57,428 You are wasting a lot of time here! 1656 01:41:59,920 --> 01:42:01,035 Whee! 1657 01:42:03,800 --> 01:42:05,711 We're all gonna die. 1658 01:42:07,440 --> 01:42:09,556 [YONDU] Rear thrusters are out again! 1659 01:42:09,800 --> 01:42:12,473 - We're done for without that generator! - [GRUNTS] 1660 01:42:16,720 --> 01:42:18,233 [GROANS] 1661 01:42:25,840 --> 01:42:27,068 Guardians... 1662 01:42:27,880 --> 01:42:29,552 perhaps it will provide you solace... 1663 01:42:29,720 --> 01:42:32,314 that your deaths are not without purpose. 1664 01:42:32,880 --> 01:42:34,438 They will serve as a warning... 1665 01:42:34,600 --> 01:42:36,989 to all of those tempted with betraying us. 1666 01:42:37,520 --> 01:42:40,318 Don't screw with the Sovereign. 1667 01:42:44,080 --> 01:42:45,149 This is gonna hurt. 1668 01:42:45,320 --> 01:42:46,833 Promises, promises. 1669 01:42:49,240 --> 01:42:50,275 [SCREAMING] 1670 01:42:53,760 --> 01:42:55,034 [ALL YELP] 1671 01:42:57,280 --> 01:42:58,280 Hey! 1672 01:42:58,560 --> 01:42:59,754 [CONTINUES SCREAMING] 1673 01:43:02,680 --> 01:43:03,749 [GASPS] 1674 01:43:09,920 --> 01:43:10,920 No! 1675 01:43:11,520 --> 01:43:13,636 No! No! No! 1676 01:43:19,120 --> 01:43:20,120 [QUILL] We're gonna blow! 1677 01:43:20,840 --> 01:43:21,840 [WHISTLES] 1678 01:43:23,840 --> 01:43:24,875 [GAMORA GRUNTS] 1679 01:43:25,400 --> 01:43:27,311 Peter! No! 1680 01:43:45,640 --> 01:43:46,709 [LAUGHS] 1681 01:43:47,240 --> 01:43:48,240 What? 1682 01:43:48,560 --> 01:43:50,551 You look like Mary Poppins. 1683 01:43:50,720 --> 01:43:52,119 Is he cool? 1684 01:43:53,920 --> 01:43:55,558 Hell, yeah, he's cool. 1685 01:43:56,320 --> 01:43:58,197 I'm Mary Poppins, y'all! 1686 01:44:24,360 --> 01:44:25,429 [GROANS] 1687 01:44:25,640 --> 01:44:27,596 Mantis, look out! 1688 01:44:39,720 --> 01:44:41,312 She's just unconscious. 1689 01:44:57,360 --> 01:44:58,918 How long until the bomb goes off? 1690 01:44:59,080 --> 01:45:01,435 In the unlikely event that Groot doesn't kill us all... 1691 01:45:01,600 --> 01:45:02,749 about six minutes. 1692 01:45:07,800 --> 01:45:10,314 Kraglin, we need the quadrant for an extraction. 1693 01:45:10,480 --> 01:45:11,480 T-minus five minutes. 1694 01:45:11,640 --> 01:45:12,789 Aye, Captain. 1695 01:45:16,680 --> 01:45:18,560 Somebody's gotta be up top when Kraglin arrives. 1696 01:45:19,840 --> 01:45:21,353 Drax, take Mantis. 1697 01:45:24,240 --> 01:45:25,514 Ow! My nipples! 1698 01:45:25,960 --> 01:45:26,960 [SCREAMING] 1699 01:45:30,960 --> 01:45:32,916 - [ALL YELP] - [SCREAMING] 1700 01:45:34,200 --> 01:45:35,394 Gamora! 1701 01:45:36,840 --> 01:45:37,840 [EGO GROWLS] 1702 01:45:38,720 --> 01:45:39,755 Peter! 1703 01:45:40,040 --> 01:45:41,234 [CONTINUES SCREAMING] 1704 01:45:52,440 --> 01:45:54,032 [PANTING] 1705 01:45:54,600 --> 01:45:55,919 [BOTH GRUNTING] 1706 01:45:59,240 --> 01:46:00,593 [BOTH PANTING] 1707 01:46:06,080 --> 01:46:07,399 Get over it. 1708 01:46:07,880 --> 01:46:11,589 Come now, Peter. I know this isn't what you want. 1709 01:46:12,280 --> 01:46:13,633 [YONDU WHISTLING] 1710 01:46:13,760 --> 01:46:18,117 What kind of father would I be to let you make this choice? 1711 01:46:18,680 --> 01:46:19,715 [CONTINUES WHISTLING] 1712 01:46:34,600 --> 01:46:35,749 [GRUNTING] 1713 01:46:47,680 --> 01:46:49,671 Yeah! [GROANS] 1714 01:46:49,760 --> 01:46:53,389 [EGO] Soon, Peter, we will be all there is. 1715 01:46:54,080 --> 01:46:57,152 So stop pissing me off! 1716 01:47:00,440 --> 01:47:01,668 [QUILL PANTING] 1717 01:47:02,920 --> 01:47:03,989 [GROANS] 1718 01:47:11,160 --> 01:47:12,434 [STRAINING] 1719 01:47:17,400 --> 01:47:19,040 We have to get up to the extraction point! 1720 01:47:27,160 --> 01:47:28,160 - Go! - [YELLS] 1721 01:47:38,040 --> 01:47:39,075 [PANTING] 1722 01:47:39,760 --> 01:47:40,909 [STRAINING] 1723 01:47:49,920 --> 01:47:51,194 [ALARM BLARING] 1724 01:48:02,120 --> 01:48:03,120 [YELPS] 1725 01:48:07,400 --> 01:48:08,400 [STRAINING] 1726 01:48:14,840 --> 01:48:16,239 [CONTINUES PANTING] 1727 01:48:29,440 --> 01:48:30,440 [BOTH YELP] 1728 01:48:31,160 --> 01:48:32,195 [ROCKET GRUNTING] 1729 01:48:53,440 --> 01:48:55,078 [GROANS] 1730 01:48:56,600 --> 01:48:57,828 [YELLING IN PAIN] 1731 01:49:00,040 --> 01:49:01,075 [ROCKET GROANING] 1732 01:49:03,720 --> 01:49:04,720 [GROANING] 1733 01:49:11,600 --> 01:49:13,033 [GRUNTS] 1734 01:49:19,760 --> 01:49:20,829 [WHIMPERS] 1735 01:49:22,400 --> 01:49:23,799 [CRYING] 1736 01:49:27,560 --> 01:49:29,152 I told you... 1737 01:49:29,320 --> 01:49:33,154 I don't want to do this alone. 1738 01:49:34,080 --> 01:49:35,149 [SCREAMING] 1739 01:49:36,360 --> 01:49:37,395 You cannot deny... 1740 01:49:37,520 --> 01:49:41,832 the purpose the universe has bestowed upon you. 1741 01:49:43,360 --> 01:49:44,360 [CHOKES] 1742 01:49:51,080 --> 01:49:52,798 [OFFICER] Everyone, I need you to stay back! 1743 01:49:52,960 --> 01:49:53,960 What is that? 1744 01:49:55,200 --> 01:49:57,031 [ALL SCREAMING] 1745 01:50:09,720 --> 01:50:11,915 [EGO] It doesn't need to be like this, Peter. 1746 01:50:14,080 --> 01:50:17,072 Why are you destroying our chance? 1747 01:50:19,840 --> 01:50:22,957 Stop pretending you aren't what you are. 1748 01:50:24,800 --> 01:50:25,800 One in billions. 1749 01:50:27,560 --> 01:50:29,391 Trillions. Even more. 1750 01:50:29,480 --> 01:50:30,708 [PANTING] 1751 01:50:31,760 --> 01:50:36,117 What greater meaning can life possibly have to offer? 1752 01:50:38,800 --> 01:50:42,873 I don't use my head to fly the arrow, boy! 1753 01:50:43,480 --> 01:50:45,357 I use my heart... 1754 01:51:01,960 --> 01:51:04,155 [FLEETWOOD MAC'S THE CHAIN PLAYING] 1755 01:51:06,240 --> 01:51:07,355 [QUILL GRUNTING] 1756 01:51:20,600 --> 01:51:24,309 You shouldn't have killed my mom, and squished my Walkman. 1757 01:51:24,480 --> 01:51:28,075 And if you don't love me now. 1758 01:51:28,280 --> 01:51:30,589 You will never love me again 1759 01:51:30,800 --> 01:51:33,633 I can still hear you saying. 1760 01:51:33,840 --> 01:51:37,753 You would never break the chain. 1761 01:51:37,960 --> 01:51:39,871 And if you don't love me now. 1762 01:51:40,120 --> 01:51:42,680 You will never love me again. 1763 01:51:43,440 --> 01:51:47,592 I can still hear you saying. 1764 01:51:47,800 --> 01:51:50,553 You would never break the chain. 1765 01:51:50,760 --> 01:51:53,194 And if you don't love me now. 1766 01:51:53,360 --> 01:51:56,352 You will never love me again 1767 01:51:56,560 --> 01:51:59,279 I can still hear you saying. 1768 01:51:59,400 --> 01:52:01,960 You would never break the chain. 1769 01:52:04,640 --> 01:52:07,552 Groot? If you can hear me, hurry up! 1770 01:52:07,720 --> 01:52:10,757 I'm not sure how long Quill can keep him distracted! 1771 01:52:11,240 --> 01:52:12,798 Groot, hurry! 1772 01:52:40,720 --> 01:52:41,720 [GRUNTS] 1773 01:52:51,320 --> 01:52:52,548 [BOTH GRUNTING] 1774 01:52:55,840 --> 01:52:56,955 [BOTH GRUNTING] 1775 01:53:08,560 --> 01:53:10,710 Yondu, we're about to blow! 1776 01:53:11,000 --> 01:53:12,353 Get to the ship! 1777 01:53:12,520 --> 01:53:13,555 Not without Quill! 1778 01:53:14,000 --> 01:53:15,877 You need to take care of the twig! 1779 01:53:17,240 --> 01:53:18,958 Not without you! 1780 01:53:20,200 --> 01:53:23,510 I ain't done nothing' right my whole damn life, rat. 1781 01:53:26,880 --> 01:53:28,996 You need to give me this. 1782 01:53:30,440 --> 01:53:31,440 [SIGHS] 1783 01:53:37,240 --> 01:53:38,240 Uh... 1784 01:53:39,320 --> 01:53:41,788 A spacesuit and an aero-rig. 1785 01:53:42,000 --> 01:53:44,070 I only have one of each. 1786 01:53:49,560 --> 01:53:50,560 [SIGHS] 1787 01:53:56,400 --> 01:53:57,958 I am Groot. 1788 01:53:58,760 --> 01:53:59,829 What's that? 1789 01:54:01,560 --> 01:54:05,758 He says, Welcome to the fricking Guardians of the Galaxy. 1790 01:54:06,360 --> 01:54:08,635 Only he didn't use fricking. 1791 01:54:14,960 --> 01:54:16,029 Bye, twig. 1792 01:54:17,960 --> 01:54:21,430 We're gonna need to have a real discussion about your language. 1793 01:54:24,600 --> 01:54:25,600 [GROANS] 1794 01:54:28,720 --> 01:54:30,312 [GROANING] 1795 01:54:41,920 --> 01:54:43,148 [BOTH YELLING] 1796 01:55:02,680 --> 01:55:03,749 [BOTH GROAN] 1797 01:55:05,240 --> 01:55:06,639 [BEEPING] 1798 01:55:08,920 --> 01:55:09,920 [GASPING] 1799 01:55:16,160 --> 01:55:17,160 Where's Peter? 1800 01:55:18,000 --> 01:55:19,956 Rocket, where is he? 1801 01:55:20,680 --> 01:55:21,680 Rocket. 1802 01:55:21,840 --> 01:55:23,398 Rocket, look at me! Where is he? 1803 01:55:26,040 --> 01:55:27,040 Mmm... 1804 01:55:29,840 --> 01:55:32,195 No. I'm not leaving without him. 1805 01:55:35,840 --> 01:55:36,989 [GROANS] 1806 01:55:39,200 --> 01:55:40,200 I'm sorry. 1807 01:55:41,000 --> 01:55:43,798 I can only afford to lose one friend today. 1808 01:55:44,360 --> 01:55:45,360 Kraglin, go! 1809 01:55:46,240 --> 01:55:47,240 Wait... 1810 01:55:48,000 --> 01:55:49,558 Is Quill back? 1811 01:55:51,080 --> 01:55:53,514 Rocket, where's Quill? 1812 01:55:54,640 --> 01:55:57,916 [SHOUTING] Rocket, where's Quill? 1813 01:55:59,080 --> 01:56:00,308 Rocket! 1814 01:56:01,360 --> 01:56:02,360 Where's Quill? 1815 01:56:04,400 --> 01:56:06,311 Where's Quill? 1816 01:56:06,560 --> 01:56:08,039 [BOTH GRUNTING] 1817 01:56:14,720 --> 01:56:16,870 No, we need to stop it. 1818 01:56:22,040 --> 01:56:23,075 Stop. 1819 01:56:23,880 --> 01:56:25,438 Stop. Listen to me! 1820 01:56:25,640 --> 01:56:27,153 You are a god. 1821 01:56:28,720 --> 01:56:30,073 If you kill me... 1822 01:56:30,240 --> 01:56:32,708 you'll be just like everybody else. 1823 01:56:33,840 --> 01:56:35,478 What's so wrong with that? 1824 01:56:35,640 --> 01:56:36,640 No! 1825 01:57:27,240 --> 01:57:29,390 He may have been your father, boy, 1826 01:57:29,520 --> 01:57:30,953 but he wasn't your daddy. 1827 01:57:35,360 --> 01:57:37,669 I'm sorry I didn't do none of it right. 1828 01:57:38,760 --> 01:57:41,035 I'm damn lucky you're my boy. 1829 01:57:44,800 --> 01:57:47,314 - What? - [CHUCKLES] 1830 01:57:57,920 --> 01:57:59,069 Yondu, what are you doing? 1831 01:57:59,240 --> 01:58:00,355 You can't. 1832 01:58:01,640 --> 01:58:02,640 Yondu! 1833 01:58:08,560 --> 01:58:09,993 No! 1834 01:58:14,600 --> 01:58:15,600 No! 1835 01:58:16,600 --> 01:58:18,192 Oh! Aww... 1836 01:58:18,880 --> 01:58:21,394 No! No! 1837 01:58:22,120 --> 01:58:24,031 Oh, no! 1838 01:58:40,880 --> 01:58:42,836 [SOBBING] 1839 01:59:18,880 --> 01:59:20,359 [QUILL] I told Gamora... 1840 01:59:20,480 --> 01:59:22,391 how when I was a kid I used to pretend 1841 01:59:22,480 --> 01:59:24,277 David Hasselhoff was my dad. 1842 01:59:27,200 --> 01:59:29,794 He's a singer and actor from Earth, really famous guy. 1843 01:59:31,400 --> 01:59:33,197 Earlier, it struck me... 1844 01:59:34,440 --> 01:59:38,558 Yondu didn't have a talking car, but he did have a flying arrow. 1845 01:59:39,160 --> 01:59:41,435 He didn't have the beautiful voice of an angel... 1846 01:59:41,600 --> 01:59:43,875 but he did have the whistle of one. 1847 01:59:43,960 --> 01:59:47,509 Both Yondu and David Hasselhoff went on kick-ass adventures... 1848 01:59:47,600 --> 01:59:50,160 and hooked up with hot women... 1849 01:59:50,320 --> 01:59:52,276 and fought robots. 1850 01:59:55,000 --> 01:59:58,993 I guess David Hasselhoff did kind of end up being my dad after all. 1851 01:59:59,160 --> 02:00:00,229 Only it was you, Yondu. 1852 02:00:06,920 --> 02:00:08,797 I had a pretty cool dad. 1853 02:00:11,800 --> 02:00:14,439 What I'm trying to say here is... 1854 02:00:15,440 --> 02:00:20,116 sometimes that thing you're searching for your whole life... 1855 02:00:22,480 --> 02:00:24,789 it's right there by your side all along. 1856 02:00:24,960 --> 02:00:26,757 You don't even know it. 1857 02:00:34,360 --> 02:00:35,360 [SNIFFLES] 1858 02:00:38,880 --> 02:00:40,313 I am Groot. 1859 02:00:41,720 --> 02:00:43,472 He did call you twig. 1860 02:00:45,920 --> 02:00:47,239 Nebula... 1861 02:00:52,200 --> 02:00:54,156 I was a child like you. 1862 02:00:55,120 --> 02:00:59,193 I was concerned with staying alive until the next day, every day. 1863 02:00:59,360 --> 02:01:02,318 And I never considered what Thanos was doing to you. 1864 02:01:02,520 --> 02:01:04,238 I'm trying to make it right. 1865 02:01:04,440 --> 02:01:05,839 There are little girls like you... 1866 02:01:06,000 --> 02:01:08,833 across the universe who are in danger. 1867 02:01:11,520 --> 02:01:12,999 You can stay with us and help them. 1868 02:01:13,680 --> 02:01:15,955 I will help them by killing Thanos. 1869 02:01:16,160 --> 02:01:18,196 I don't know if that's possible. 1870 02:01:20,840 --> 02:01:21,840 [NEBULA GASPS] 1871 02:01:33,120 --> 02:01:35,236 You will always be my sister. 1872 02:02:19,560 --> 02:02:20,560 [KRAGLIN] Pete! 1873 02:02:24,240 --> 02:02:25,992 Captain found this for you in a junker shop. 1874 02:02:26,160 --> 02:02:28,993 Said you'd come back to the fold someday. 1875 02:02:30,800 --> 02:02:31,915 What is it? 1876 02:02:32,080 --> 02:02:33,080 It's called a Zune. 1877 02:02:33,280 --> 02:02:35,056 It's what everybody's listening to on Earth nowadays. 1878 02:02:35,080 --> 02:02:36,672 It's got 300 songs on it. 1879 02:02:36,840 --> 02:02:39,115 300 songs? 1880 02:02:44,280 --> 02:02:45,349 Wait. 1881 02:02:51,480 --> 02:02:53,360 Rocket grabbed the pieces, and reassembled them. 1882 02:02:53,520 --> 02:02:55,954 I think Yondu would want you to have it. 1883 02:02:59,360 --> 02:03:00,713 Thanks... 1884 02:03:02,560 --> 02:03:03,788 Captain. 1885 02:03:30,480 --> 02:03:33,074 [CAT STEVENS FATHER AND SON PLAYING] 1886 02:03:42,880 --> 02:03:45,599 It's not time to make a change. 1887 02:03:46,720 --> 02:03:50,429 Just relax, take it easy. 1888 02:03:50,600 --> 02:03:54,309 You're still young, that's your fault. 1889 02:03:54,480 --> 02:03:57,358 There's so much you have to know. 1890 02:03:57,520 --> 02:04:01,718 Find a girl, settle down. 1891 02:04:01,880 --> 02:04:04,952 If you want you can marry. 1892 02:04:05,160 --> 02:04:10,518 Look at me, I am old, but I'm happy 1893 02:04:11,000 --> 02:04:12,513 [SONG CONTINUES] 1894 02:04:15,880 --> 02:04:17,199 They came. 1895 02:04:25,200 --> 02:04:26,713 What is it? 1896 02:04:27,360 --> 02:04:29,920 I sent word to Yondu's old Ravager buddies, 1897 02:04:30,000 --> 02:04:31,433 and told them what he did. 1898 02:04:35,200 --> 02:04:36,918 It's a Ravager funeral. 1899 02:04:49,960 --> 02:04:51,712 [GASPING] 1900 02:04:54,320 --> 02:04:55,320 Yeah! 1901 02:04:55,920 --> 02:04:57,399 Yeah! 1902 02:05:04,760 --> 02:05:06,591 He didn't let us down after all, Captain. 1903 02:05:07,600 --> 02:05:09,352 No, he did not, son. 1904 02:05:10,360 --> 02:05:11,793 He did not. 1905 02:05:18,560 --> 02:05:21,791 Fare thee well, old friend. 1906 02:05:24,240 --> 02:05:28,916 Yondu Udonta, I will see you in the stars. 1907 02:05:33,000 --> 02:05:34,956 He didn't chase them away. 1908 02:05:35,120 --> 02:05:36,235 No. 1909 02:05:37,280 --> 02:05:39,316 Even though he yelled at them. 1910 02:05:39,480 --> 02:05:40,993 And was always mean. 1911 02:05:43,640 --> 02:05:45,756 And he stole batteries he didn't need. 1912 02:05:51,400 --> 02:05:52,958 Well, of course not. 1913 02:05:58,800 --> 02:05:59,949 [BABY GROOT WHIMPERS] 1914 02:06:01,080 --> 02:06:02,433 [YAWNS] 1915 02:06:17,160 --> 02:06:18,309 What? 1916 02:06:19,000 --> 02:06:20,149 It's just... 1917 02:06:22,840 --> 02:06:25,434 some unspoken thing. 1918 02:06:34,640 --> 02:06:36,676 It's beautiful. 1919 02:06:38,160 --> 02:06:39,354 It is. 1920 02:06:40,880 --> 02:06:42,996 And so are you. 1921 02:06:45,000 --> 02:06:46,228 On the inside. 1922 02:06:48,040 --> 02:06:49,632 [MUSIC CONTINUES] 1923 02:06:53,120 --> 02:06:54,838 Now there's a way. 1924 02:06:55,040 --> 02:06:58,999 And I know that I have to go away. 1925 02:07:00,720 --> 02:07:03,188 I know I have to go 1926 02:07:14,360 --> 02:07:16,476 [CHEAP TRICK'S SURRENDER PLAYING] 1927 02:07:24,680 --> 02:07:26,238 [WHISTLING] 1928 02:07:42,680 --> 02:07:44,193 [DRAX SCREAMING] 1929 02:08:42,360 --> 02:08:43,429 You know, it's a shame... 1930 02:08:43,600 --> 02:08:47,957 that it took the tragedy of losing Yondu to bring us all together again. 1931 02:08:48,120 --> 02:08:51,317 But I think he'd be proud knowing that we are back as a team. 1932 02:08:52,000 --> 02:08:53,035 I'm in. 1933 02:08:53,240 --> 02:08:54,070 Dope. 1934 02:08:54,240 --> 02:08:56,310 I miss you guys so much! 1935 02:08:56,480 --> 02:08:57,674 Hell, yes. 1936 02:09:00,800 --> 02:09:02,711 What say we steal some shit? 1937 02:09:05,000 --> 02:09:07,434 [PARLIAMENT'S FLASHLIGHT PLAYING] 1938 02:11:21,920 --> 02:11:23,797 High Priestess, the Council is waiting. 1939 02:11:25,080 --> 02:11:28,152 They are perturbed I've wasted our resources. 1940 02:11:32,840 --> 02:11:35,798 When they see what I have created here... 1941 02:11:35,960 --> 02:11:37,916 their wrath will dissipate. 1942 02:11:39,200 --> 02:11:42,192 It's a new type of birthing pod, ma'am? 1943 02:11:43,600 --> 02:11:44,794 That, my child... 1944 02:11:45,000 --> 02:11:46,797 is the next step in our evolution. 1945 02:11:47,000 --> 02:11:50,151 More powerful, more beautiful... 1946 02:11:50,320 --> 02:11:54,359 more capable of destroying the Guardians of the Galaxy. 1947 02:11:57,040 --> 02:11:59,474 I think I shall call him... 1948 02:12:01,320 --> 02:12:02,719 Adam. 1949 02:12:04,000 --> 02:12:05,558 [THE SNEEPERS FT. DAVID HASSELHOFF'S 1950 02:12:05,640 --> 02:12:07,232 [GUARDIANS INFERNO PLAYING] 1951 02:14:04,720 --> 02:14:06,153 Ugh, dude. 1952 02:14:07,120 --> 02:14:08,712 Seriously? 1953 02:14:08,880 --> 02:14:10,880 You gotta clean up your room. It's a complete mess. 1954 02:14:10,960 --> 02:14:12,359 I am Groot. 1955 02:14:12,560 --> 02:14:14,471 I am not boring. You're boring. 1956 02:14:14,640 --> 02:14:15,470 You know what's boring? 1957 02:14:15,640 --> 02:14:18,791 Sitting there, playing that mind-numbing game. 1958 02:14:18,960 --> 02:14:22,555 What's boring is me tripping over your vines every day! 1959 02:14:23,080 --> 02:14:24,308 I'm not boring! 1960 02:14:24,480 --> 02:14:25,480 I am Groot. 1961 02:14:27,160 --> 02:14:29,628 And now I know how Yondu felt. 1962 02:15:05,480 --> 02:15:07,675 [HASSELHOFF] In these times of hardship... 1963 02:15:08,800 --> 02:15:10,836 just remember... 1964 02:15:11,480 --> 02:15:15,519 We. Are. Groot. 1965 02:15:18,800 --> 02:15:19,994 Hey, fellas. 1966 02:15:20,160 --> 02:15:21,832 Wait, where are you going? 1967 02:15:22,000 --> 02:15:24,355 You were supposed to be my lift home. 1968 02:15:24,520 --> 02:15:26,192 How will I get out of here? 1969 02:15:26,360 --> 02:15:27,679 Hey! Aw, gee... 1970 02:15:27,760 --> 02:15:30,479 I've got so many more stories to tell. 1971 02:15:30,680 --> 02:15:31,874 Aw, guys. 1972 02:15:32,040 --> 02:15:34,349 Oh, gee... 134816