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>> Steve: FROM ROCKEFELLER CENTER, IN THE HEART OF NEW

YORK CITY, IT'S THE "TONIGHT SHOW," STARRING JIMMY FALLON

TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS ‐

ORLANDO BLOOM, CECILY STRONG,

AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY

ROOTS CREW AND NOW, HERE'S YOUR HOST, JIMMY FALLON

♪ >> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

AH HEY, EVERYONE.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TUNING IN

WELCOME TO THE "TONIGHT SHOW," MY NAME IS JIMMY FALLON.

HI LET'S GET TO THE NEWS AND

JOKES. WELL, GUYS, AFTER MONTHS OF

SPECULATION, JOE BIDEN FINALLY MADE THE ANNOUNCEMENT WE'VE ALL

BEEN WAITING FOR >> WE'RE COMING ON THE AIR WITH

BREAKING NEWS. DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL

CANDIDATE JOE BIDEN HAS MADE HIS CHOICE

NBC NEWS HAS CONFIRMED THAT BIDEN HAS PICKED CALIFORNIA

SENATOR, KAMALA HARRIS TO BE HIS RUNNING MATE

>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT JOE BIDEN HAS SELECTED KAMALA

HARRIS AS HIS RUNNING MATE SHE IS THE DAUGHTER OF TWO

IMMIGRANTS, A DEMOCRATIC SENATOR FROM CALIFORNIA, AN

INSPIRING STORY UNLESS YOU'RE TRUMP, THEN IT'S A STEPHEN KING

NOVEL. IN A STATEMENT, KAMALA SAID,

I'M VERY MUCH LOOKING FORWARD TO SERVING AS PRESIDENT ‐‐ VICE

PRESIDENT. I MEAN VICE PRESIDENT.

BIDEN CALLED HER A FEARLESS FIGHTER FOR THE LITTLE GUY

AND DR. FAUCI WAS LIKE, THANK YOU.

KAMALA'S ALREADY GEARING UP FOR DEBATE WITH MIKE PENCE, WHICH

IS WHY SHE SPENT AN HOUR ARGUING WITH A MANNEQUIN AT

KOHLS. BIDEN WAS QUICK WHO HOLD A

A VIRTUAL PRESS CONFERENCE TO DISCUSS HIS DECISION AND PEOPLE

WERE VERY EXCITED TO TALK ABOUT IT

>> HEY, FOLKS, THANKS FOUR FOR JOINING MY

CAN'T WAIT FOR ALL THE EXCITEMENT AND EXPERIENCE SHE

BRINGS TO THE TEAM >> MR. VICE PRESIDENT, WHAT ARE

KAMALA'S PLANS FOR WHEN SHE GETS INTO THE WHITE HOUSE.

>> KAMALA AND I WILL WORK TOGETHER, HAND IN HAND TO

RESTORE THE SOUL OF THIS NATION

>> HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE REACHING THIS POINT?

>> I THOUGHT WE WERE RUNNING AN EXCITING CAMPAIGN PRIOR TO

THIS >> OKAY.

>> I HAVE A FOREIGN POLICY QUESTION

>> NOW WE'RE TALKIN' >> HAS KAMALA ASKED ABOUT ME

>> ASKED ABOUT YOU NO. HOW IS THAT A FOREIGN POLICY

QUESTION >> I WAS JUST HOPING TO TAKE A

A TRIP WITH HER. >> VICE PRESIDENT BIDEN, WHEN

YOU ARE THE PRESIDENT. >> THANK YOU

>> I THINK KAMALA HARRIS IS AMAZING AND INSPIRING.

>> IS THAT A QUESTION? >> I THINK KAMALA HARRIS IS

AMAZING AND INSPIRING. >> OKAY.

>> IS KAMALA NICE IN PERSON? >> YES, SHE'S VERY, VERY NICE.

>> KNEW IT YOU CAN JUST TELL.

VERY KIND EYES >> I HAVE A QUESTION, MR., MR.,

OH, MY GOD, WHAT WAS YOUR NAME AGAIN?

>> JOE BIDEN >> OF COURSE, JIM.

MY QUESTION IS, IS KAMALA HERE >> NO, SHE'S NOT

>> AH. >> BUT I CAN SEND A LINK TO HER

VIRTUAL SPEECH IN THE CHAT >> YAY

>> DOES ANYONE HAVE A QUESTION THAT IS NOT ABOUT KAMALA

HARRIS >> I DO.

>> GREAT, SHOOT. >> HOW IS BARACK OBAMA DOING

>> SERIOUSLY >> AND FOLLOWUP QUESTION, DO

YOU THINK YOU WOULD EVER WANT TO BE THE VICE PRESIDENT AGAIN,

MAYBE LIKE NEXT? >> THAT'S ENOUGH

I'M EXCITED TO HAVE KAMALA RUNNING BESIDE ME IN THIS

CAMPAIGN AND WE WILL WORK TOGETHER WITH MOW AS THE

PRESIDENT AND KAMALA HARRIS AS THE VICE PRESIDENT

AND THAT'S HOW IT'S GOING TO GO, OKAY

OKAY >> MADAM PRESIDENT, MADAM

PRESIDENT! >> I THINK YOU'RE CONFUSED,

JACK >> NO, I'M JUST PRACTICING

>> THIS IS, I KNOW PEOPLE ARE EXCITED ABOUT KAMALA

>> YAY >> BIDEN

KAMALA >> YAY

>> HECK, I'M ALMOST TAKING THIS PERSONAL HERE.

AT THE END OF THE DAY, I SUPPOSE OLD JOE SHOULD TAKE AS

A COMPLIMENT I BELIEVE IN THIS WOMAN.

EVEN IF SHE HANDED ME MY REAR AT THE DEBATES

AND TOGETHER WE CAN ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING

THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING I DO HAVE TO GO.

I AM LATE FOR ANOTHER ENGAGEMENT

THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING HOW DO YOU GET OFF THIS THING?

AH, HELL >> Jimmy: THAT WAS INTERESTING

WELL, GUYS, HERE'S SOME BIG NEWS

IT WAS ANNOUNCED THERE'S A A VACCINE TO TREAT THE

CORONAVIRUS. >> VLADIMIR PUTIN HAS ANNOUNCED

A VACCINE. DESPITE HIS OWN DAUGHTER BEING

THE FIRST TO RECEIVE A DOSE. >> Jimmy: RUSSIA NOW CLAIMS TO

HAVE A CORONAVIRUS VACCINE, WHICH IS GREAT

IF THERE'S ONE THING I KNOW ABOUT RUSSIA, THEY NEVER LIE

ABOUT DRUG TESTS OH, NO

VLADIMIR PUTIN DEFENDED THE NEW VACCINE.

HE WAS LIKE, DON'T WORRY, JUST LIKE UPCOMING U. S. ELECTION.

RESULTS ARE TOTALLY LEGITIMATE THAT'S RIGHT, THE NEW COVID

VACCINE HAS BEEN APPROVED BY FOUR OUT OF FIVE RUSSIAN

SCIENTISTS AND ONE OUT OF FIVE RUSSIAN

SCIENTISTS ARE NOW MISSING [ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: WHAT DID

YOU SAY? OVER THE COURSE OF JUST UNDER

TWO MONTHS, THE VACCINE WAS TESTED ON A COUPLE DOZEN

PEOPLE, SOME EVEN WILLINGLY, PUTIN SAID ONE OF HIS DAUGHTERS

ACTUALLY GOT THE VACCINE I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT HIS

FAMILY, BUT I KNOW THAT KID IS DEFINITELY HIS DON JR.

MAYBE THE VACCINE WILL WORK. SO FAR THE ONLY SIDE EFFECTS

ARE DEPRESSION, HUNGER AND CHILLS

IN PUTIN'S DEFENSE, THAT'S HOW EVERYONE WALKED IN BEFORE THE

VACCINE. IN HIS ANNOUNCEMENT, PUTIN

SAID, QUOTE, IT WORKS EFFECTIVELY ENOUGH

THAT'S LIKE YOUR DOCTOR SAYING, I GOT MOST OF THE RINGWORM

YEAH, WELL, WE'LL BE FINE. WHEN ASKED ABOUT THE VACCINE,

THE U. S. SECRETARY OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES SAID THE

POINT IS NOT TO BE FIRST AND TRUMP WAS LIKE, YEAH, YEAH,

GREAT, THAT'S THE END OF MY DESK BY LUNCH OR YOU'RE FIRED.

HE TRIED TO TALK ABOUT THE 1 1918 PANDEMIC AND WAS A LITTLE

OFF ON HISTORY >> THE CLOSEST THING IS IN

1917, THEY SAY, RIGHT? THE GREAT, THE GREAT PANDEMIC

CERTAINLY WAS A TERRIBLE THING PROBABLY ENDED THE SECOND WORLD

WAR, ALL THE SOLDIERS WERE SICK

>> AH, COME ON >> Jimmy: NOT TOO BAD, ONLY OFF

BY TWO DECADES WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

WHAT, WHAT, WHAT CONGRATULATIONS, IT'S A BABY

BOY. AND HE CAN VOTE.

TRUMP'S BASICALLY LIKE THE BASEBALL COACH WHO SUBS IN WHEN

THE HISTORY TEACHER GETS SICK. ALL RIGHT, WORLD WAR II IS,

LET'S JUST PUT ON A MOVIE, YOU GUYS LIKE "SAND LOT"

THE TROUBLE IS, THOSE WHO CANNOT REMEMBER THE PAST ARE

CONDEMNED TO RETWEET IT. AT THIS POINT, TRUMP'S

TELEPROMPTER IS JUST A SHRUG EMOJI, THEN TRUMP SAID I

BELIEVE THE WAR ENDED WHEN PRESIDENT TRUMAN UTTERED "IT IS

WHAT IT IS." >> THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION IS

REPORTEDLY CONSIDERING A NEW RULE THAT COULD PREVENT

AMERICAN CITIZENS OF RETURNING TO THE COUNTRY IF THEY ARE

SUSPECTED OF HAVING CORONAVIRUS.

>> Jimmy: THAT'S LIKE IF PINTEREST SAID NO MORE WEDDING

STUFF. LIKE A MOTEL 6 SAYING WE DON'T

WANT ANYBODY IN HERE WITH BEDBUGS, OKAY? SCHOOLS AND

COLLEGE FOOTBALL ARE OKAY, IT'S BOB AND DORENE COMING HOME IS

THE PROBLEM. >> WE'RE STILL IN SUMMER, BY

HALLOWEEN CANDY DISPLAYS HAVE ARRIVED EVEN EARLIER

>> Jimmy: WHY DO WE NEED HALLOWEEN?

EVERY DAY WE'RE WALKING AROUND IN A MASK COMPLETELY TERRIFIED

YOU CAN WALK IN ANY PHARMACY AND GET CANDY, STILL NO WIPES.

MEANWHILE, THEY'RE CARRYING CHRISTMAS TREES LIKE, YOU STILL

TALKING ABOUT HALLOWEEN? A NEW STUDY SHOWS USING

MOUTHWASH COULD REDUCE THE OF RISK OF CONTRACTING

CORONAVIRUS. WE'RE ONE STEP AWAY FROM TRUMP

TELLING US TO INJECT SCOPE A PROFESSIONAL STUNTMAN DECIDED

TO PROPOSE TO HIS GIRL FRIEND AFTER LIGHTING HIMSELF ON FIRE

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS THING. WOW.

AND JUST TO MESS WITH HIM, SHE WAS LIKE, LET ME THINK ABOUT IT

FOR A SEC. I'M KIDDING.

SHE SAID YES, AND THEN THINGS TOOK A TURN WHEN HE JUMPED UP

AND HUGGED HER NO, NO, IT WAS CUTE RIGHT UNTIL

SHE RAN OFF WITH THE FIREMAN WHO SAVED THAT MAN'S LIFE.

>>> WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW, ORLANDO BLOOM IS HERE.

>>> PLUS, FROM "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE," CECILY STRONG IS HERE

AND WE'VE GOT OUR FIRST LIVE STUDIO PERFORMANCE IN FIVE

MONTHS TREY ANASTASIO WILL BE HERE.

IT'S TIME FOR TONIGHT'S SHOW HASH TAGS.

♪ HASH TAGS ♪ >> Jimmy: AH‐HA, WE DO THIS

THING EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT A HASH TAG AND ASK YOU GUYS

TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG

WITH US. I ASKED YOU TO TWEET A FUNNY

SONG LYRIC PARODY AND 2020 WE GOT SO MANY FUNNY RESPONSES

THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG. WITH THE HELP OF THE ROOTS, I

THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE OF RESPONSES FROM YOU

GUYS OKAY

THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM @MEGHAUSTED.

SHE SAYS ♪ 2020, 2020, 2020 UNTIL WE'RE

VACCINATED ♪ ♪ NOTHING TO DO, NOWHERE TO

GO ♪ ♪ UNTIL WE'RE VACCINATED ♪

♪ CAN'T GO TO THE AIRPORT ♪ ♪ CAN'T GO ON A PLANE ♪

♪ I WORRY, WORRY, WORRY I'M GOING TO GO INSANE ♪

♪ OH, NO, NO, NO, OH, OH, OH, ♪ >> Jimmy: THANK YOU.

WAIT, WHO CARES, RIGHT THIS ONE IS FROM @ ‐‐ PLEASE,

THAT WAS TO PUNK, SHATTERED THE MIC.

HAVE YOU SEEN ANYONE SHATTER A A MIC BEFORE

>> I DO IT ALL THE TIME. >> Jimmy: AH

SET YOU UP YOU OWE ME FOR THE WHOLE YEAR,

I SET YOU UP THIS ONE IS, OH, NO.

THIS IS PANIC AT THE DISCO I CAN'T HIT THESE NOTES.

HERE WE GO PLEASE CLAP FOR JASON, HE SAYS

♪ ♪ ♪ I JUST WANT HOT OVEN ♪

♪ BECAUSE I WANT TO BAKE THIS BANANA BREAD MUFFIN ♪

♪ YOU WANT TO HAVE PIE ♪ ♪ ♪

>> Jimmy: THANK YOU. THAT'S JUST OUT OF PITY.

UNBELIEVABLE EVERYONE'S LIKE, HOW SAD

LOOK AT GRANDPA. YEAH, HE DID IT.

LOOK AT GRANDPA. ISN'T HE CUTE?

HE'S ON A HOVER BOARD, ISN'T THAT CUTE?

LOOK AT GRANDPA. >> LOOK AT HIM GO, LOOK AT HIM

GO >> Jimmy: HE'S IN THE NEXT

ROOM, OH, WOW. THIS ONE'S FROM @TRUMAN SAID,

THEY SAY ♪ SOCIAL DISTANCE HAD ME A BLAST ♪

♪ SOCIAL DISTANCE WEARING A A MASK ♪

♪ I MET A GIRL IN QUARANTINE ♪ ♪ MADE A STAND ♪

♪ SIX FEET FROM ME ♪ >> LOOK AT GRANDPA

>> Jimmy: HE KNOWS ALL THE WORDS!

HIS TEETH STAYED IN. ISN'T THAT CUTE?

UH, THE NEXT ONE'S FROM LLSHMDFN 2

THAT MEANS THERE'S ONE OTHER ONE.

THIS ONE'S, CAN YOU, YOU WANT TO DO A COUPLE

YES, PLEASE. >> Jimmy: CRUSH THIS MIC, MAN.

SHE SAYS ‐ ♪ I CAN'T SEE YOUR FACE ♪

♪ WHEN I'M WITH YOU ♪ ♪ MY GLASSES FOGGED UP ♪

♪ I GOT MY MASK ON ♪ ♪ AND I CAN'T SEE YOUR FACE

EVEN ON ZOOM ♪ ♪ BAD CONNECTION ♪

♪ YEAH ♪ ♪ NOW FROZEN ♪

[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: IMPROVISING?

YEAH, YEAH YEAH, YEAH ♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH

OH, YEAH ♪ >> I DO THIS, MAN.

IT'S SOMETIMES WHY >> Jimmy: CAN YOU TRY THIS NEXT

ONE, FROM @D WHIP DEFEAT YOU CAN YOU DO THIS ONE, TOO

>> OH, YEAH, PLEASE. YES.

>> TWO, THREE. ♪ IS THIS CORONA ♪

♪ IS THIS JUST ALLERGIES ♪ ♪ CAUGHT IN A ZOOM CALL ♪

♪ WEARING DRESS SHIRT OVER JAMMIES ♪

[ LAUGHTER ] >> LOOK AT HIM GO.

>> Jimmy: THAT WAS ACTUALLY GOOD

THIS ONE IS FROM @BRIAN RICCI. HE SAYS ‐‐

♪ WOKE UP ♪ ♪ STAYED IN BED ♪

♪ STAYED IN BED AND STAYED IN BED ♪

♪ STAYED IN BED ♪ ♪ THEN I STAYED IN BED ♪

♪ STAYED IN BED THEN STAYED IN BED SOME MORE ♪

♪ WOKE UP ♪ ♪ STAYED IN BED ♪

♪ STAYED IN BED ♪ ♪ AND STAYED IN BED ♪

♪ STAYED IN BED AND THEN I STAYED IN BED ♪

♪ STAYED IN BED AND THEN I STAYED IN BED SOME MORE.

>> Jimmy: THANKS, MAN. >> BEAUTIFUL

THAT'S OUR BUDGET FOR 2020 THIS LAST ONE IS FROM @KATIE

HASTINGS 1 SHE SAYS ♪ EVERYTHING'S

CANCELED ♪ ♪ EVERYTHING IS CANCELED DUE TO

COVID‐19 ♪ ♪ EVERYTHING IS CANCELED ♪

♪ BECAUSE WE'RE ALL QUARANTINED ♪

♪ EVERYTHING IS CANCELED ♪ >> Jimmy: CHECK OUT MORE AT

"TONIGHT SHOW."COM WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH

ORLANDO BLOOM! ♪ EVERYTHING IS CANCELED ♪

♪ EVERYTHING IS CANCELED ♪ ♪ DUE TO COVID‐19 ♪

♪ EVERYTHING IS CANCELED ♪

>> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST

STARTED TWO OF THE BIGGEST MOVIE FRANCHISES IN HISTORY.

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN AND LORD OF THE RINGS.

HIS NEW FILM IS OUT DIGITALLY AND ON DEMAND NOW.

HERE'S THE VERY TALENTED, ORLANDO BLOOM.

IT IS GREAT TO SEE YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON

THE SHOW >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME

IT'S ALWAYS A PLEASURE TO SEE YOU, JIMMY

THESE SURREAL AND NEW CIRCUMSTANCES.

>> Jimmy: IT REALLY IS I'M HAPPY THAT YOU'RE SAFE

HOW HAVE YOU, HOW IS LIFE IN THE QUARANTINE

>> TO BE HONEST, IT'S BEEN, SO I WAS WORKING A LOT, AND I'VE

FOUND SOME REAL SOLACE AND REAL, KIND OF A RESET.

EVERYONE FEELS IT'S A RESET THAT WE ALL NEEDED, A CHANCE TO

REFLECT ON WHAT'S IMPORTANT AND WHAT WE'VE BEEN DOING IN THE,

AND I JUST HOPE THAT, YOU KNOW, WE CAN KEEP THAT, THAT, THAT

THINKING, CAN KIND OF CONTINUE ON PAST AND THROUGH ONCE THERE

ARE VACCINES IN PLACE AND PEOPLE WANT TO GO ABOUT THEIR

LIVES, I UNDERSTAND IT'S JUST ‐‐ I FEEL INCREDIBLY

BLESSED. ARE YOU IN NEW YORK AND THERE

ARE PEOPLE FOR WEEKS ON END COULDN'T GET OUT OF THEIR

APARTMENT, SO I'VE BEEN, I'VE BEEN FEELING VERY GRATEFUL

OBVIOUSLY, I HAVE A LITTLE BABY GIRL ON THE WAY.

>> Jimmy: GOT TO TALK ABOUT THAT

I AM SO EXCITED FOR YOU TO HAVE A BABY GIRL.

VERY TWO GIRLS >> THAT'S, IT'S AMAZING, YOU'LL

HAVE TO TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT I'M SO EXCITED TO BE, TO HAVE

A LITTLE DADDY'S GIRL. I HOPE, I HOPE SHE'S GOING TO

LOVE ME, BUT THAT DADDY GIRL THING AND THAT LOVE OF YOUR

LIFE FEELING IS RIGHT AROUND THERE, YOU KNOW.

>> Jimmy: IT'S EXACTLY WHAT EVERYONE TELLS YOU, SO NO

SPOILERS FROM ME BUT IT REALLY IS LOVE AT FIRST

SIGHT AND THEN JUST DOESN'T END.

IT'S JUST LIKE THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD TO EVEN WATCH THEM

GROW UP IN EVERY LITTLE THING. IT'S SO CUTE

I MEAN, BOYS CUTE TOO, SONS ARE GREAT, OBVIOUSLY YOU KNOW THAT

BUT GIRLS. >> I HAVE A 9‐YEAR‐OLD BOY,

YEAH HE'S GOT A COUPLE OF OTHER

BROTHERS, BUT THIS IS HIS FIRST SISTER, SO HE'S KIND OF

EXCITED, TOO EXCITING TIMES

>> Jimmy: OH, YEAH IS THAT YOUR WORK BEHIND YOU OR

IS THAT YOUR SON'S LEGO WORK YEAH

>> THIS IS HOURS OF QUARANTINE, QUARANTINE

>> Jimmy: THOSE ARE LEGOS? >> THOSE ARE LEGOS

I ACTUALLY FOUND IT QUITE REASSURING, AND ACTUALLY, ME

AND FLYNN STARTED WITH THIS BIG SILVER PORSCHE UP HERE

HE GOT SO INTO IT. HE WOULD GO, DAD, I'M GOING TO

GO TO BED. JUST ANOTHER 15 MINUTES.

>> Jimmy: LET ME STAY UP >> TO THE NEXT PAGE.

>> Jimmy: YOU'RE MY DAD. YOU CAN STAY UP AS LONG AS YOU

LIKE WHAT'S GREEN ONE UP THERE?

ON THE TOP CORNER THERE? >> THAT'S A DEFENDER 19.

>> Jimmy: I DIDN'T KNOW THEY MADE THESE LEGOS

>> OH, MAN, NEITHER DID I. NOW I'M JUST LIKE, THERE'S

ANOTHER PORSCHE. THERE'S LIKE A, I MEAN, LIKE

THIS IS A MOSS BACK 1967 IT'S JUST FUN.

>> Jimmy: WOW. >> IT'S JUST HOURS OF FUN.

>> Jimmy: YOU WERE FILMING "CARNIVAL ROW.

I THINK THAT WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN STUDIO WITH US

CONGRATS, YOU GOT THREE EMMY NOMINATIONS, BUD

>> THANKS, MAN >> EVERYONE'S WORKED SO HARD ON

THAT SHOW. IT WAS, THE FIRST SEASON WAS

NOT STRAIGHTFORWARD IN SO MANY WAYS, BUT I THINK WE REALLY

KIND OF BROUGHT AN INTERESTING STORY TO THE SCREEN, SO I'M

HAPPY WITH THE GOING BACK TO FINISH

>> Jimmy: CONGRATS ON THE NOMS WE ALWAYS TALK ABOUT GIVING

BACK, AND WE WERE TALKING RIGHT BEFORE WE STARTED THIS

INTERVIEW. BUT YOU DO A LOT OF WORK WITH

UNICEF >> YEAH.

>> Jimmy: WHAT'S YOUR CONNECTION WITH UNICEF

>> IT'S BEEN ABOUT TEN YEARS OR MORE, MAYBE, ACTUALLY 12

I WAS TRYING TO DO BASICALLY ONE TRIP, FIELD TRIP, EVERY

YEAR TO WITNESS REALLY THE WORK THEY DO IN THE FIELD TO SAVE

THE LIVES OF WOMEN AND CHILDREN IN THE MOST DESPERATE

CIRCUMSTANCES, SO, AND THEN WHAT WE WILL DO IS VIDEO

DOCUMENT IT AND IT'S A NGO, SO WE'RE TRYING TO PUT THE

MESSAGING OUT FOR HOPEFULLY PEOPLE TO SUPPORT, BECAUSE

OBVIOUSLY, THE WORLD IS SUFFERING FROM THIS GLOBAL

PANDEMIC, AND WHEN YOU LOOK AT

THE WAY WE FEEL AT HOME YOU IMAGINE THAT AND TIMES IT BY TEN OR EVEN MORE

SO THEY NEED TO INOCULATE THE CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF 2.

THERE ARE SO MANY ISSUES, AND YOU ADD THAT COVID ELEMENT ON

TOP. IT'S SO CLOSE TO MY HEART, I'VE

WORKED WITH THESE CHILDREN SO MANY TIMES, AND THEY'RE LOOKING

FOR SUPPORT, UNICEF'S ALWAYS LOOKING FOR THAT SUPPORT,

BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY, IT'S SO CHALLENGING AT HOME.

IT'S ALSO HAVING THE FORESIGHT THAT WE ARE A GLOBAL COMMUNITY

WE ARE A GLOBAL COMMUNITY, AND WHEN ONE PART OF THAT COMMUNITY

IS SUFFERING, THE WHOLE, THE WHOLE SUFFERS, AND JUST KIND OF

GRAPPLING WITH THAT IDEA IS SOMETIMES CHALLENGING, BUT IT'S

SOMETHING THAT'S SO, YOU KNOW, AMAZING WHEN YOU SEE IT.

>> Jimmy: WELL, THANKS SO MUCH FOR TALKING ABOUT IT AND

GETTING PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT IT

>> THANKS FOR ASKING, HONESTLY I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOUR SHOW A

A LITTLE BIT, AND IT'S GREAT TO SEE THAT YOU GUYS ARE

HIGHLIGHTING PEOPLE'S CAUSES IT'S SOMETHING THAT WE ALL WANT

TO HAVE SOMETHING THAT WE CAN DO TO GIVE BACK IN SOME WAY.

>> Jimmy: THAT'S THE LEAST WE CAN DO, RIGHT?

>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT

YOUR NEW MOVIE CAN YOU STICK AROUND

>> FOR SURE. >> Jimmy: MORE WITH ORLANDO

BLOOM WHEN WE GET BACK, EVERYBODY.

COME ON. ♪

>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.

WE ARE TALKING WITH ORLANDO BLOOM.

I WAS GOING TO TALK ABOUT ONE OF YOUR MOVIES, BUT YOU

ACTUALLY HAVE TWO NEW MOVIES OUT NOW.

I WANTED TO MENTION QUICKLY "THE OUTPOST."

>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: YOU'VE GOT SOME GREAT

REVIEWS FOR THAT CAN YOU SET UP, HOW DO YOU SET

UP THE "OUTPOST. >> IT'S A TRUE STORY

THERE'S AN AMAZING BOOK ABOUT IT

IT'S THE STORY OF THESE HEROIC SOLDIERS, IT WAS INITIALLY AN

OUTPOST SET UP TO BUILD BRIDGES WITH THE LOCAL COMMUNITY

SO AMERICA WAS LIKE, LET'S HAVE A PRESENCE AND TRY TO BUILD

BRIDGES AND HELP WITH WATER, YOU KNOW, BUILDING WELLS AND

ACTUALLY BEING A PART OF THE COMMUNITY.

OBVIOUSLY, MAYBE THEY HAVE SOME GRANDER IDEA, BUT IT WENT SOUTH

VERY FAST. AND THEY WERE JUST REALLY IN

THIS VALLEY, AND THEY WERE BEING ATTACKED FROM ALL SIDES.

IT'S A VERY HONEST AND, AND BEAUTIFUL STORY OF COURAGE AND

HEROISM. SOME YEARS AGO I WAS IN "BLACK

HAWK DOWN. AND I WAS VERY PROUD OF THAT

IT'S JUST A VERY HONEST STORY, AND IT'S PRESENTED WELL.

AND TRUTHFULLY AND I FEEL REALLY, REALLY PROUD

TO HAVE BEEN A PART OF THAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I DON'T EVEN

KNOW IF YOU READ REVIEWS OR CARE ABOUT REVIEWS, BUT YOU'RE

GETTING GREAT REVIEWS FOR THAT AND REALLY GREAT REVIEWS FOR

"RETALIATION." SOME SAID THIS IS A CAREER BEST

PERFORMANCE FOR YOU. THIS MOVIE'S EQUALLY

CHALLENGING, OBVIOUSLY, AS AN ACTING ROLE, BUT IT'S A VERY

TOUGH SUBJECT MATTER HERE. >> YEAH.

>> Jimmy: WHAT, WHAT DREW YOU TO DOING THIS FILM

>> IT'S A VERY HONEST AND BRUTAL TELLING OF A CHARACTER

CALLED MALIKI, WHO IS ABUSED IN CHILDHOOD.

IT'S LOOSELY BASED AROUND ACTUALLY WHAT HAPPENED IN HIS

LIFE, HIS OWN EXPERIENCE OF ABUSE, CHILDHOOD ABUSE

AND IT WAS, IT WAS BRUTAL. IT WAS HONEST.

AND IT WAS VERY, IT WAS VERY ‐‐ I HAVE A PIT IN MY STOMACH WHEN

I THINK ABOUT IT I GUESS WHEN I READ THE SCRIPT

AND WE SENT IT TO MANY MEN'S GROUPS THAT HELP WITH ‐‐

THERE'S A GROUP CALLED ONE IN SIX.

ONE IN SIX MEN HAVE SUFFERED SOMETHING SIMILAR TO WHAT

MALIKI'S BEEN THROUGH AND MEN DON'T TALK ABOUT THEIR FEELINGS

AND EMOTIONS THEY GO THROUGH THE WORLD AND

THEY HAVE THESE EXPLOSIVE REACTIONS TO THINGS THAT COME

UP IN THEIR LIVES, AND SO I FELT THIS RESPONSIBILITY FOR

NOT ONLY JEFF TO TELL HIS STORY, BUT HOPEFULLY THAT THERE

WOULD BE A KIND OF HEALING FOR MEN WHO SAW THIS, BECAUSE MANY

OF THESE ORGANIZATIONS THAT I SENT THE SCRIPT TO SAID PLEASE

MAKE THIS FILM HOWEVER HARD IT WILL BE.

THIS WILL REALLY HELP, EVEN IF ONLY, EVEN IF WE CAN SCREEN IT

FOR THE MEN'S GROUPS IT WOULD BE PHENOMENAL.

REALLY, WHEN THE MOVIE DIDN'T GET ANY TRACTION INITIALLY AND

IT WAS DROPPED IN THIS PERIOD, IT'S REMARKABLE.

IT'S, SUDDENLY, I'M HERE TALKING ABOUT THIS NOW

>> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE A CLIP.

HERE IS ORLANDO BLOOM IN "RETALIATION."

>> THAT'S NOT TRUE >> THINKING I MIGHT SURPRISE

YOU. THINKING YOU MIGHT LIKE IT

AND YOU'RE GETTING INTO THE CAR WITH SOME BLOKE YOU DON'T EVEN

KNOW >> THAT'S NOT FAIR, MALIKI,

IT'S >> HE CALLS YOU LOVER!

>> HE CALLS EVERYBODY LOVER. >> YOU HAD ENOUGH OF ME?

>> I HAVEN'T DONE NOTHING. >> IF YOU DON'T WANT ME, JUST

SAY SO >> TELL ME WHAT I AM SUPPOSED

TO HAVE DONE >> IF YOU WANT TO [ BLEEP

WALK, YOU WALK >> NO.

>> I DON'T NEED YOU. YOU THINK I NEED YOU

I DON'T NEED YOU I DON'T NEED ANYONE.

>> Jimmy: ORLANDO, THANK YOU FOR COMING ON THE SHOW

STAY SAFE AND PLEASE, BEST TO KATIE AND THE BABY GIRL.

AND JUST, AH >> EXCITING TIMES AHEAD, MAN

THANK YOU SO MUCH. >> Jimmy: I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT

THE FUTURE FOR YOU WE'RE GOING TO HAVE SO MANY

MORE CONVERSATIONS ABOUT THIS, IT'S GREAT

>> TAKE CARE OF YOUR FAMILY. >> Jimmy: THANK YOU, BUD EYE

ORLANDO BLOOM, "RETALIATION" IS OUT DIGITALLY.

WE'LL BE BACK WITH CECILY STRONG

♪ >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW OUR NEXT

GUEST FROM HER WORK ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE."

I'M ONE OF HER BIGGEST FANS, SHE JUST GOT HER FIRST EMMY

NOMINATION FOR IT. HERE IS THE VERY TALENTED

CECILY STRONG. IT IS GREAT TO SEE YOU

CONGRATS >> IT IS GREAT TO SEE YOU, TOO

>> Jimmy: CONGRATS, YOUR FIRST EMMY NOM

>> IT'S NUTS I WAS HOME AND I SORT OF, I WAS

LIKE WAITING AROUND, I KNEW THEY WERE COMING OUT THAT DAY,

BUT I NEVER EXPECTING IT, SO FAR FROM IT.

AND LIKE NORMALLY, I WOULD GET, EVERY OTHER YEAR PEOPLE ARE

REALLY NICE, BUT THEY'D BE LIKE, "I'M SO SORRY.

YOU'RE LIKE, THIS IS, I APPRECIATE THAT, BUT LIKE I WAS

FEELING FINE TODAY SO THEN I GOT A TEXT FROM OUR

PUBLICIST, LAUREN RODSMAN, AND SHE SAID CONGRATS, YOU WERE

NOMINATED, AND I WAS LIKE, FOR WHAT

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? AND I HAD TO DO A LOT OF

DIGGING, I HAD MY ROOMMATE, KEVIN, HE'S MY QUARANTINE

BUDDY. >> Jimmy: YEAH

>> AND I TEXTED HIM, "I THINK I WAS NOMINATED.

AND HE RAN OUT OF THE ROOM SO IT TOOK ME A DAY TO FULLY

BELIEVE IT >> Jimmy: YOU'RE LIKE, AS

A SHOW AS A CAST?

DID I WRITE SOMETHING? OR A SONG?

>> THE SHOW GETS NOMINATED, WHAT IS IT THAT THIS IS FOR?

>> Jimmy: YOU CRUSHED IT >> COSTUMES AT HOME?

>> Jimmy: THE AT HOME SHOWS, WERE YOU GREAT ON THAT AS WELL

>> THOSE WERE SOME OF THE HARDEST WE'VE WORKED, I THINK.

I HAD TO LEARN ALL THESE WEIRD TECHNICAL PROGRAMS

I'M 180, I'M LIKE TOM CRUISE IN INTERVIEW OF THE VAMPIRE

THAT OLD WHEN IT COMES TO TECHNOLOGY

I MISS THE TRAIN I MISS THAT WINDOW, SO TRYING

TO LEARN ALL THESE THINGS. AND THEY SENT US LIKE A FULL

STUDIO I HAVE ALL THESE MICS AND

A FULL GREEN SCREEN THAT WE HAD TO HANG FROM OUR STAIRWAY.

>> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT >> YEAH, SO THAT WAS, IT WAS

REALLY CRAZY AND THEN DOING OUR OWN HAIR AND

MAKEUP, MY FRIEND KEVIN MADE BEAUTIFUL PROPS, THOUGH.

>> Jimmy: HE'S, IS KEVIN GOING TO MAKE YOU PROPS FOR THE

EMMIES HOW IS THAT GOING TO WORK?

>> HE'S GOING TO HAVE TO HE'LL BE THE ONLY ONE WITH ME

AGAIN. YEAH

I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT WORKS, YOU KNOW, WE'RE IN THIS

ASTERISK YEAR. I DON'T HAVE TO WEAR SPANX, I

DON'T THINK. >> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, IT'S

INTERESTING, WE WERE DOING RESEARCH, AND I SAW THAT LATE

NIGHT WAS YOUR FIRST TALK SHOW IT WAS THE FIRST SEASON OF SNL

FOR YOU. >> YES

>> Jimmy: I KNEW BACK THEN I KNEW, SEE.

>> WOW, YEAH, YEAH >> Jimmy: VERY PRESCIENT, I

KNEW WERE YOU GOING TO GET THE EMMY NOM

>> I THINK YOU SAID IT >> Jimmy: NOW YOUR NINTH

SEASON >> SORRY, MY HOUSEPHONE IS

RINGING. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO WOULD

HAVE THIS. >> Jimmy: YOU JUST GOT

NOMINATED FOR ANOTHER EMMY, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE CALLING.

>> THEY'RE CALLING ON THE LAND LINE

>> Jimmy: I JUST WANT TO GET YOUR REACTION WHILE WE'RE

ZOOMING, YEAH. DOES YOUR DAD STILL SUGGEST

CHARACTERS TO YOU? >> YEAH, SO, I MEAN HE

DEFINITELY, IT'S STILL IN HIM. HE TRIES TO CONTROL IT A LITTLE

BIT. BUT I LOST MY WONDERFUL COUSIN

OWEN TO GLIOBLASTOMA IN JANUARY, AND I ROUND UP AT THE

START OF CORONA REALLY, MARCH, I CONNECTED WITH HIS

NEUROONCOLOGIST FROM DUKE WHO WAS LIKE THE MOST OUTSPOKEN

BODY MAN, DR. FREEDMAN, AND HE SENDS LIKE, WE'RE ALL ON A

A GROUP TEXT, AND HE SENDS LIKE 76 TEXTS A DAY, EDITORIAL, NEWS

ARTICLES AND SOME EDITORIAL,

AND IT'S ALWAYS LIKE, NOW I DON'T THINK YOU WANT TO USE THIS FOR SNL

OWEN TO GLIOBLASTOMA IN JANUARY, AND I ROUND UP AT THE

START OF CORONA REALLY, MARCH, I CONNECTED WITH HIS

NEUROONCOLOGIST FROM DUKE WHO WAS LIKE THE MOST OUTSPOKEN

BODY MAN, DR. FREEDMAN, AND HE SENDS LIKE, WE'RE ALL ON A

A GROUP TEXT, AND HE SENDS LIKE 76 TEXTS A DAY, EDITORIAL, NEWS

ARTICLES AND SOME EDITORIAL, AND IT'S ALWAYS LIKE, NOW I

DON'T THINK YOU WANT TO USE THIS FOR SNL

SO HENRY'S MY NEW ‐‐ >> Jimmy: I LOVE

>> LIKE HENRY, AREN'T YOU BUSY RIGHT NOW?

>> Jimmy: YOUR CHARACTERS ARE SO GOOD.

ARE THEY BASED OFF OF REAL PEOPLE

WHERE DO YOU PULL FROM LIKE THE GIRL AT THE PARTY

>> YEAH, YEAH. I MEAN GIRL AT THE PARTY WAS,

STARTED OFF JUST KIND OF MAKING FUN OF MYSELF.

AND THEN IT WAS KIND OF LIKE THE BEGINNING OF SOCIAL MEDIA,

REALLY BEING SOAPBOXY. I FEEL LIKE, AND I REMEMBER

THIS GIRL ON FACEBOOK WHEN OBAMA WON HIS SECOND TERM.

SHE WROTE SOMETHING LIKE, "WOW, EVERYBODY'S REALLY HAPPY, AND

THAT MAKES ME REALLY, REALLY SAD.

IT WAS SUCH AN INSANE THING TO SAY.

>> Jimmy: DO JOST AND CHE KNOW EVERYTHING YOU'RE GOING TO SAY

NOW? >> NO, WHAT I LOVE NOW, THE

CHARACTERS WE DO ARE PRETTY LOOSE.

COLLIN, DO YOU MIND IF I THROW UP ON YOU?

YEAH, THAT SOUNDS GREAT. >> Jimmy: THAT WAS

UNBELIEVABLE >> HE LOVES IT

HE LOVES IT. AND THEN AT THE AT HOME SHOW

HE DOES, HE LET HIMSELF BE DUNKED ON AT THE HOME SHOW

BUT I THINK LIKE WHAT'S NICE ABOUT THE CHARACTERS IS I

REALLY FEEL LIKE I GET A CHANCE TO KIND OF TRY TO MAKE THEM

LAUGH, IF I CAN. THERE WAS LIKE A KATHY ANN AND

MITCH McDONALD'S, AND THEY SAID MITCH McDONALD'S, AND I SAID,

YEAH THERE'S ALWAYS LIKE MOMENTS, I

THINK THAT'S THE BEST PLACE FOR BEING A LITTLE LOOSE AND

GETTING TO IMPROVISE AND GETTING THOSE GUYS TO LAUGH.

>> Jimmy: I LOVE THE VOICE, ALREADY I'M LAUGHING AT IT

BREAK A LEG AT THE EMMIES. >> THANKS, JIMMY

>> Jimmy: I HOPE TO SEE YOU IN PERSON SOON.

CECILY STRONG, EVERYBODY WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A

A PERFORMANCE IN STUDIO OF TREY ANASTASIO.

♪ >> Jimmy: PERFORMING THE SONG

"I NEVER NEEDED YOU LIKE THIS BEFORE" FROM HIS NEW SURPRISE

ALBUM "LONELY TRIP." I'M THE ONLY PERSON THAT HAS

THIS ALBUM, BECAUSE IT DOESN'T EXIST.

[ LAUGHTER ]

HERE IN STUDIO, I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS, IS THE GREAT TREY ANASTASIO

♪ ♪

♪ THERE'S SOMETHING OH I KNOW I COUL

INSTEAD OF SEEIN A VEIL SO BLACK ♪

♪ WE'D NEVER FIND THE PASSAGE BACK

THERE'S SOMETHING IN YOUR SILENT EYES ♪

♪ THAT WANT ALTHOUGH I WONDER WH

I NEVER NEEDED YOU LIKE THIS BEFORE ♪

♪ CONSUME ME WITH A FIRE SO DEEP

THAT I COULD NEVER GET TO SLEEP ♪

♪ I NEVER NEEDED YO LIKE THIS BEFORE

THE CREATURES IN THE WOO ARE LIKE ♪

♪ THEY FIND THEIR FEATHER IN THE NIGHT

A FLAME AS MOONLIGHT FILLS THE SKIES ♪

♪ THE SAME I FOUN IN YOUR EYES

I WILL FIND THE WOOD REFLECTED IN YOUR EYES ♪

♪ THIS CASTOR BLADE WITH FLAMES SO BRIGH

LAST THE VEILS OF NIGHTS I NEVER NEEDED YOU ♪

♪ LIKE THIS BEFOR I NEVER NEEDED YOU

LIKE THIS BEFORE I NEVER NEEDED YOU ♪

♪ LIKE THIS BEFOR I NEVER NEEDED YOU

LIKE THIS BEFORE ♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ I NEVER NEEDED YO LIKE THIS BEFORE

I NEVER NEEDED YOU LIKE THIS BEFORE ♪

♪ I NEVER NEEDED YO

LIKE THIS BEFORE I NEVER NEEDED YOU LIKE THIS BEFORE ♪

LIKE THIS BEFORE ♪ ♪ I NEVER NEEDED YO

LIKE THIS BEFORE I NEVER NEEDED YOU

LIKE THIS BEFORE ♪ ♪ I NEVER NEEDED YO

LIKE THIS BEFORE I NEVER NEEDED YOU

LIKE THIS BEFORE ♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ I NEVER NEEDED YO LIKE THIS BEFORE

I NEVER NEEDED YOU LIKE THIS BEFORE ♪

♪ I NEVER NEEDED YO LIKE THIS BEFORE

I NEVER NEEDED YOU LIKE THIS BEFORE ♪

♪ [ APPLAUSE ]

>> Jimmy: OH MY. OH MY GOODNESS

OH, HOW I'VE MISSED LIVE MUSIC OH MY GOSH

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

TREY ANASTASIO, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE MORE TONIGHT SHOW WHEN WE COME

BACK, EVERYONE [ APPLAUSE ]

>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.

TREY, THANK YOU AGAIN FOR BEING OUR FIRST LIVE MUSICAL GUEST IN

OUR STUDIO I GOTTA STOP

I MEAN, I CAN'T ‐‐ [ APPLAUSE ]

I CAN'T GET THE SMILE OFF MY FACE

I MEAN, YOU KNOW, WE HAVEN'T HAD A MUSICAL GUEST IN ALMOST

FIVE MONTHS OR WHATEVER. SO, YOU WERE QUARANTINED IN

YOUR APARTMENT THIS WHOLE TIME >> I WAS

I'VE ONLY LEFT ‐‐ I THINK MY WIFE AND I WERE THERE, WE'RE ON

THE UPPER WEST SIDE AND WE DIDN'T LEAVE THE WHOLE TIME.

>> Jimmy: WOW. >> SO ‐‐

>> Jimmy: AND YOU CAME UP WITH THE ALBUM "LONELY TRIP," WHICH

IS KIND OF FEELS LIKE WHAT IT HAPPENING.

>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: I'M ASSUMING THAT'S

WHERE THE TITLE CAME FROM. AND YOU JUST STARTED

EXPERIMENTING WITH THINGS AROUND YOUR APARTMENT?

>> I HAD A LITTLE 8‐TRACK RECORDER

JUST A LITTLE ROUND THING THAT I ‐‐ YEAH, JUST BUILDING LITTLE

SONGS. AND PLAYING ON TOILET PAPER AND

WINE GLASSES >> Jimmy: YEAH

>> DREAMING OF A TIME WHEN I WOULD HAVE ACTUAL ‐‐

>> Jimmy: WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL THE ALBUM "TOILET PAPER AND

WINE GLASSES"? [ LAUGHTER ]

THAT'S THE NEXT ALBUM, YEAH. I'M JUST SO HAPPY THAT YOU'RE

HERE AND THAT YOU THOUGHT OF US

AND IT MEANS A LOT TO US AND EVERYONE OUT THERE FOR DOING

THIS >> THANK YOU

>> Jimmy: SO, BABY STEPS AND THANKS FOR BEING SAFE AND DOING

THIS THE RIGHT WAY I APPRECIATE IT.

MY THANKS TO ORLANDO BLOOM, CECILY STRONG.

TREY ANASTASIO, EVERYBODY. [ APPLAUSE ]

"LONELY TRIP" IS AVAILABLE NOW THANK YOU ALL FOR WATCHING

STAY SAFE OUT THERE. WASH YOUR HANDS.

DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE. WE'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW

GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY ♪ ♪