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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,953 --> 00:00:04,033 RUPAUL: Previously, on Canada's Drag Race... 2 00:00:04,113 --> 00:00:05,453 STACEY: You will be working in teams 3 00:00:05,553 --> 00:00:07,653 to create an iconic fashion line 4 00:00:07,753 --> 00:00:11,052 made entirely from recyclable materials. 5 00:00:11,152 --> 00:00:13,052 JIMBO: What do you guys think if I make a crown with these? 6 00:00:13,152 --> 00:00:16,771 TYNOMI: I'm not going out on the runway without a cohesive look. 7 00:00:16,871 --> 00:00:18,051 BROOKE LYNN: Oh, wow. 8 00:00:18,151 --> 00:00:19,691 JEFFREY: Rita Baga, con-drag-ulations. 9 00:00:19,791 --> 00:00:21,211 You are the winner of this week's challenge. 10 00:00:21,311 --> 00:00:23,131 RITA: Woo! JEFFREY: Team Paper. 11 00:00:23,231 --> 00:00:25,690 STACEY: I would love to have seen a little bit more couture. 12 00:00:25,790 --> 00:00:28,250 ILONA: Jimbo had this really cool idea to be our queen. 13 00:00:28,350 --> 00:00:30,850 JEFFREY: Well, I like the idea for Jimbo as well. 14 00:00:30,950 --> 00:00:32,969 BROOKE LYNN: It looks like I should hang you in my backyard 15 00:00:33,069 --> 00:00:34,369 and beat you with a stick. 16 00:00:34,469 --> 00:00:37,529 JEFFREY: Ilona Verley, shantay, you stay. 17 00:00:37,629 --> 00:00:40,168 ILONA: [gasps] JEFFREY: Tynomi Banks... 18 00:00:40,268 --> 00:00:42,688 Sashay away. 19 00:00:42,788 --> 00:00:46,808 ♪ 20 00:00:46,908 --> 00:00:50,327 ♪ 21 00:00:50,427 --> 00:00:53,527 ♪ 22 00:00:53,627 --> 00:00:57,886 ♪ 23 00:00:57,986 --> 00:00:59,806 ILONA: [tearfully] Sisters for life. 24 00:00:59,906 --> 00:01:02,806 ILONA: Another Toronto girl has left the building. 25 00:01:02,906 --> 00:01:06,005 ILONA: "Love life, be you, Tynomi Banks." 26 00:01:06,105 --> 00:01:08,925 ILONA: I'm so grateful that I'm still here, 27 00:01:09,025 --> 00:01:13,124 but it's so hard when it's bittersweet. 28 00:01:13,224 --> 00:01:15,204 It just sucks. 29 00:01:15,304 --> 00:01:17,484 ILONA: I love you, Tynomi. 30 00:01:17,584 --> 00:01:19,723 ♪ 31 00:01:19,823 --> 00:01:21,923 RITA: I think Tynomi is one of the greatest queens 32 00:01:22,023 --> 00:01:23,563 that we have here in Canada. 33 00:01:23,663 --> 00:01:26,922 She has been an inspiration, and I will miss her deeply. 34 00:01:27,022 --> 00:01:29,362 But I came here to win, 35 00:01:29,462 --> 00:01:32,202 so I better work. 36 00:01:32,302 --> 00:01:34,322 This game feels so real now. 37 00:01:34,422 --> 00:01:38,001 It feels like this room is getting empty. 38 00:01:38,101 --> 00:01:40,681 PRIYANKA: It's like every woman for themselves. 39 00:01:40,781 --> 00:01:43,160 LEMON: Every week it feels like a family-- 40 00:01:43,260 --> 00:01:46,040 like a real family member is... dipping. 41 00:01:46,140 --> 00:01:49,240 It's so sad. KIARA: Yeah. 42 00:01:49,340 --> 00:01:50,319 PRIYANKA: Except for when Kyne left. 43 00:01:50,419 --> 00:01:53,039 I didn't care. [laughter] 44 00:01:53,139 --> 00:01:54,519 BOA: Oh, you bitch! 45 00:01:54,619 --> 00:01:56,599 You're the devil, bitch! You're the devil. 46 00:01:56,699 --> 00:01:58,758 I have this theory that Priyanka is possessed by the devil 47 00:01:58,858 --> 00:02:00,878 because she's so perfect and she's here to take over 48 00:02:00,978 --> 00:02:02,838 the world as a drag queen. PRIYANKA: [laughs] 49 00:02:02,938 --> 00:02:05,218 RITA: So she's not perfect. Have you seen her ears? 50 00:02:06,417 --> 00:02:08,957 [cheetah sound effect] [laughter] 51 00:02:09,057 --> 00:02:11,917 PRIYANKA: [giggles] 52 00:02:12,017 --> 00:02:13,357 PRIYANKA: This week I'm on my game. 53 00:02:13,457 --> 00:02:14,876 I have to be. 54 00:02:14,976 --> 00:02:17,676 Being voted "Best Local Drag Queen of Toronto," 55 00:02:17,776 --> 00:02:19,636 there's so much like riding on me. 56 00:02:19,736 --> 00:02:21,995 And now that Tynomi is gone, 57 00:02:22,095 --> 00:02:24,875 I think that I'm a top contender. 58 00:02:24,975 --> 00:02:26,355 PRIYANKA: I'm very excited to win $100,000. 59 00:02:26,455 --> 00:02:27,915 It's gonna be really cool. 60 00:02:28,015 --> 00:02:29,674 LEMON: I'm very excited to watch you not win $100,000. 61 00:02:29,774 --> 00:02:30,794 PRIYANKA: [laughs] 62 00:02:30,894 --> 00:02:32,834 JIMBO: Someone has to go home next. 63 00:02:32,934 --> 00:02:35,674 I'm kind of wondering who the next bitch is gonna be. 64 00:02:35,774 --> 00:02:38,993 ILONA: Ah-ha-ow! This thing just paper cut me! 65 00:02:39,093 --> 00:02:41,793 ♪ 66 00:02:41,893 --> 00:02:44,353 RUPAUL: The winner of Canada's Drag Race receives 67 00:02:44,453 --> 00:02:46,752 a year of hotel stays from Hilton, 68 00:02:46,852 --> 00:02:50,192 and a cash prize of $100,000. 69 00:02:50,292 --> 00:02:53,871 With Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman, Stacey McKenzie, 70 00:02:53,971 --> 00:02:56,271 and Brooke Lynn Hytes. 71 00:02:56,371 --> 00:02:59,911 With tonight's extra special guest host, Mary Walsh. 72 00:03:00,011 --> 00:03:03,830 ♪ 73 00:03:03,930 --> 00:03:08,309 ♪ 74 00:03:08,409 --> 00:03:11,949 PRIYANKA: Oop! LEMON: [laughs] 75 00:03:12,049 --> 00:03:13,989 LEMON: Top 8, doll. JIMBO: Top 8. 76 00:03:14,089 --> 00:03:15,988 ILONA: It's a new day in the workroom, 77 00:03:16,088 --> 00:03:19,468 and I'm thankfully still here, but we're all kind of getting 78 00:03:19,568 --> 00:03:21,988 at each other's throats a little bit at this point. 79 00:03:22,088 --> 00:03:24,627 LEMON: Tensions were pretty high last week. 80 00:03:24,727 --> 00:03:26,187 ILONA: Having to lip sync for my life, 81 00:03:26,287 --> 00:03:27,507 like, when the song started, 82 00:03:27,607 --> 00:03:29,747 I almost was just gonna walk off the stage. 83 00:03:29,847 --> 00:03:31,666 I stood there when it was over looking around, being like, 84 00:03:31,766 --> 00:03:32,946 "I'm fine if I leave tonight." 85 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:34,186 PRIYANKA: But that's so disrespectful. 86 00:03:34,286 --> 00:03:35,306 SCARLETT: Stupid! 87 00:03:35,406 --> 00:03:36,626 PRIYANKA: That's so disrespectful 88 00:03:36,726 --> 00:03:38,586 to the competition, to the judges, to us. 89 00:03:38,686 --> 00:03:40,265 PRIYANKA: We're gonna play many cards 90 00:03:40,365 --> 00:03:41,585 during this competition. 91 00:03:41,685 --> 00:03:43,465 Just don't play the victim card, okay? 92 00:03:43,565 --> 00:03:44,785 ILONA: How was I playing the victim card, girl? 93 00:03:44,885 --> 00:03:46,065 PRIYANKA: Because you're like, "Feel bad for me. 94 00:03:46,165 --> 00:03:47,424 "I want to go home. It's too stressful. 95 00:03:47,524 --> 00:03:49,064 "I don't want to send my friend home." 96 00:03:49,164 --> 00:03:50,544 ILONA: I was feeling my own emotions, 97 00:03:50,644 --> 00:03:52,224 which are mine to have, and how dare you tell me 98 00:03:52,324 --> 00:03:53,584 how to feel, Priyanka? 99 00:03:53,684 --> 00:03:54,903 PRIYANKA: Okay, sorry. I apologize. 100 00:03:55,003 --> 00:03:56,103 ILONA: Yeah, thank you. 101 00:03:56,203 --> 00:03:57,903 JIMBO: Well, thank you! 102 00:03:58,003 --> 00:03:59,863 LEMON: I guess tensions are still high. 103 00:03:59,963 --> 00:04:02,583 [tense laughter] 104 00:04:02,683 --> 00:04:05,182 [siren] PRIYANKA: [screams] 105 00:04:05,282 --> 00:04:06,382 RUPAUL: O Canada! 106 00:04:06,482 --> 00:04:09,582 She done already done had herses. 107 00:04:09,682 --> 00:04:10,901 Hello, my queens. 108 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:12,061 KIARA: Hi, little girl. RUPAUL: Wait. 109 00:04:12,161 --> 00:04:13,301 What was I about to say? 110 00:04:13,401 --> 00:04:16,381 Oh, it's all coming back to me now. 111 00:04:16,481 --> 00:04:18,820 Near, far, wherever you are, 112 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:21,220 it's time to make a titanic impression, 113 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:25,460 and if we move in unison, then love can move mountains. 114 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:27,459 SCARLETT: Ahh! KIARA: Ah, Celina. 115 00:04:27,559 --> 00:04:29,379 RUPAUL: And that's the way it is. 116 00:04:29,479 --> 00:04:32,699 [laughter] 117 00:04:32,799 --> 00:04:36,978 BROOKE LYNN: Mama's homo! [laughter] 118 00:04:37,078 --> 00:04:39,778 BROOKE LYNN: Is it bad luck to wear sunglasses indoors? 119 00:04:39,878 --> 00:04:41,857 I wish I cared. [laughter] 120 00:04:41,957 --> 00:04:43,937 BROOKE LYNN: But sunglasses are the best protection 121 00:04:44,037 --> 00:04:46,497 against harmful, shady gays. 122 00:04:46,597 --> 00:04:48,737 [oohing from the queens] ILONA: Oh no! 123 00:04:48,837 --> 00:04:50,256 BROOKE LYNN: Can we get some protection up in here? 124 00:04:50,356 --> 00:04:52,216 Oh, pit crew! 125 00:04:52,316 --> 00:04:54,536 [oohs & aahs from queens] 126 00:04:54,636 --> 00:04:56,136 BROOKE LYNN: You guessed it, my lambs. 127 00:04:56,236 --> 00:05:00,135 In the grand tradition of Paris, Ontario, is Burning... 128 00:05:00,235 --> 00:05:01,815 [laughter] 129 00:05:01,915 --> 00:05:05,254 BROOKE LYNN: Today's mini challenge is all about reading. 130 00:05:05,354 --> 00:05:06,694 BOA: Oh, my God! 131 00:05:06,794 --> 00:05:08,374 BROOKE LYNN: Because reading is what? 132 00:05:08,474 --> 00:05:11,054 QUEENS: Fundamental! 133 00:05:11,154 --> 00:05:13,133 BROOKE LYNN: One at a time, you will come stand with me, 134 00:05:13,233 --> 00:05:17,613 select a beautiful, stylish pair of Bailey Nelson sunglasses, 135 00:05:17,713 --> 00:05:20,453 and dewy decimate these bitches to filth. 136 00:05:20,553 --> 00:05:22,252 SCARLETT: Yes! 137 00:05:22,352 --> 00:05:25,052 BROOKE LYNN: The library of Canada is officially open. 138 00:05:25,152 --> 00:05:26,652 BOA: Oh, my God! 139 00:05:26,752 --> 00:05:29,611 BROOKE LYNN: Okay, Priyanka, come on down. 140 00:05:29,711 --> 00:05:31,971 Select a pair of sunglasses. PRIYANKA: Oh. 141 00:05:32,071 --> 00:05:34,251 [laughter] 142 00:05:34,351 --> 00:05:36,730 BROOKE LYNN: Alright, at your will. 143 00:05:36,830 --> 00:05:39,090 PRIYANKA: Scarlett BoBo, your face is like your spot 144 00:05:39,190 --> 00:05:41,090 in this competition-- 145 00:05:41,190 --> 00:05:43,730 filler. SCARLETT: Ahh! 146 00:05:43,830 --> 00:05:47,209 [laughter] 147 00:05:47,309 --> 00:05:50,169 PRIYANKA: Kiara, you are just finally understanding 148 00:05:50,269 --> 00:05:52,128 how to speak English, but now, 149 00:05:52,228 --> 00:05:56,728 when will you finally understand how to do drag? 150 00:05:56,828 --> 00:05:58,608 Was that bad? LEMON: [laughs] 151 00:05:58,708 --> 00:06:00,247 BROOKE LYNN: It wasn't your best work. 152 00:06:00,347 --> 00:06:01,847 [laughter] PRIYANKA: Let's move on. 153 00:06:01,947 --> 00:06:04,967 PRIYANKA: Jimbo, I was so excited to finally see you 154 00:06:05,067 --> 00:06:08,286 out of drag for the first time, but really, it's all the same. 155 00:06:08,386 --> 00:06:10,686 Mediocre. [gasps & laughter] 156 00:06:10,786 --> 00:06:12,406 JIMBO: Okurr. ILONA: Hi, poors. 157 00:06:12,506 --> 00:06:15,365 First up, Boa, Bitch On Arrival. 158 00:06:15,465 --> 00:06:16,765 When are you gonna show up, girl? 159 00:06:16,865 --> 00:06:19,685 [oohing & laughter] 160 00:06:19,785 --> 00:06:21,445 BOA: That was good, that was good, that was good. 161 00:06:21,545 --> 00:06:24,004 ILONA: BoBo, you should really change your last name to Hobo 162 00:06:24,104 --> 00:06:27,444 because your drag is more than pedestrian. 163 00:06:27,544 --> 00:06:28,924 BROOKE LYNN: Wouldn't that be less than pedestrian? 164 00:06:29,024 --> 00:06:30,524 JIMBO: Yeah. SCARLETT: Yes! 165 00:06:30,624 --> 00:06:32,923 ILONA: No, it's like-- like more than just pedestrian. 166 00:06:33,023 --> 00:06:34,123 BROOKE LYNN: Oh. Oh. 167 00:06:34,223 --> 00:06:35,843 ILONA: Oh my God, I live. 168 00:06:35,943 --> 00:06:39,082 Okay, Rita Baga, you're only in your 30s but you paint like 169 00:06:39,182 --> 00:06:40,522 you're trying to get the seniors' discount 170 00:06:40,622 --> 00:06:42,682 at the supermarket. 171 00:06:42,782 --> 00:06:44,282 BROOKE LYNN: That's 'cause she's a smart bitch. 172 00:06:44,382 --> 00:06:46,401 RITA: Mm-hm! [laughter] 173 00:06:46,501 --> 00:06:48,001 BROOKE LYNN: Let her rip, girl. 174 00:06:48,101 --> 00:06:50,961 BOA: Priyanka, it's so crazy how you can paint so fast. 175 00:06:51,061 --> 00:06:54,000 We paint one face, and you paint two faces. 176 00:06:54,100 --> 00:06:55,200 PRIYANKA: Oh, 'cause I'm shady? 177 00:06:55,300 --> 00:06:57,600 BOA: Yeah. PRIYANKA: Ah, you got it! 178 00:06:57,700 --> 00:06:59,520 BOA: Lemon, can you hold my drink? 179 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:01,560 I always love putting it on a coaster. 180 00:07:01,660 --> 00:07:05,119 [laughter] 181 00:07:05,219 --> 00:07:08,879 ♪ 182 00:07:08,979 --> 00:07:11,398 LEMON: That was a good one. That was a good one. 183 00:07:11,498 --> 00:07:13,318 SCARLETT: Ilona Verley, 184 00:07:13,418 --> 00:07:15,718 in drag you give us Morticia Addams. 185 00:07:15,818 --> 00:07:19,397 Out of drag, Uncle Fester. [laughter] 186 00:07:19,497 --> 00:07:21,917 SCARLETT: Kiara, I never understood the term 187 00:07:22,017 --> 00:07:24,077 "loose lips" until I met you. 188 00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:27,116 You get used more than a revolving door during rush hour. 189 00:07:27,216 --> 00:07:29,596 [laughter] KIARA: Oh, my God. 190 00:07:29,696 --> 00:07:31,756 SCARLETT: Rita Baga, the only thing worse than 191 00:07:31,856 --> 00:07:34,075 your drag closet is your piss poor attitude. 192 00:07:34,175 --> 00:07:36,915 RITA: I'm sorry? [laughter] 193 00:07:37,015 --> 00:07:38,315 BROOKE LYNN: It's not a bad attitude. 194 00:07:38,415 --> 00:07:40,754 She's French Canadian. [laughter] 195 00:07:40,854 --> 00:07:42,834 BROOKE LYNN: Thank you, BoBo. 196 00:07:42,934 --> 00:07:44,274 PRIYANKA: Ah, I'm so scared! 197 00:07:44,374 --> 00:07:47,474 KIARA: Boa, I'd love to take you to the gym, 198 00:07:47,574 --> 00:07:50,913 not to work out with you, but to use you as my exercise ball. 199 00:07:51,013 --> 00:07:55,953 [laughter] 200 00:07:56,053 --> 00:07:58,312 BROOKE LYNN: Lemon, I know you have a lot to say. 201 00:07:58,412 --> 00:08:00,392 SCARLETT: Oh, those are cute. PRIYANKA: Really cute on you. 202 00:08:00,492 --> 00:08:02,952 BROOKE LYNN: Oh, don't try to be nice now, bitches. 203 00:08:03,052 --> 00:08:05,431 LEMON: Priyanka, you talk about having sex a lot, 204 00:08:05,531 --> 00:08:07,711 but the only thing you're fucking is stupid. 205 00:08:07,811 --> 00:08:10,911 [laughter] 206 00:08:11,011 --> 00:08:14,310 BOA: You in danger, bitch! [laughter] 207 00:08:14,410 --> 00:08:16,390 LEMON: Kiara, are you a bird? 208 00:08:16,490 --> 00:08:18,790 Because all your runways are cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap! 209 00:08:18,890 --> 00:08:21,429 [oohing & screaming] 210 00:08:21,529 --> 00:08:23,149 LEMON: Rita Baga, last week I saw you 211 00:08:23,249 --> 00:08:24,749 playing with the plastics, 212 00:08:24,849 --> 00:08:26,589 and I saw that there was a slinky there, 213 00:08:26,689 --> 00:08:28,188 and you really remind me of a slinky because 214 00:08:28,288 --> 00:08:29,868 I don't know what you're good at, but I'd love to 215 00:08:29,968 --> 00:08:31,068 push you down the stairs. 216 00:08:31,168 --> 00:08:33,428 ILONA: Oh! [laughter] 217 00:08:33,528 --> 00:08:35,987 BROOKE LYNN: Good job, Lemon. 218 00:08:36,087 --> 00:08:37,467 LEMON: Coasting where? 219 00:08:37,567 --> 00:08:38,827 BROOKE LYNN: Jimbo. 220 00:08:38,927 --> 00:08:40,987 JIMBO: Ilona, someone get this bitch a medal. 221 00:08:41,087 --> 00:08:45,786 She's a broken record-- sickening, work, I'm living. 222 00:08:45,886 --> 00:08:48,026 [laughter] ILONA: Oh! 223 00:08:48,126 --> 00:08:49,746 JIMBO: Kiara, was your mom a bird? 224 00:08:49,846 --> 00:08:51,305 Because you're pigeon-toed, bitch! 225 00:08:51,405 --> 00:08:53,025 SCARLETT: Ah! KIARA: Pigeon-toed? 226 00:08:53,125 --> 00:08:54,425 BROOKE LYNN: Surprise. 227 00:08:54,525 --> 00:08:56,625 JIMBO: Lemon, you're so full of yourself, 228 00:08:56,725 --> 00:08:58,425 you could be a lemon meringue pie-- 229 00:08:58,525 --> 00:09:01,024 light and fluffy on top with a crusty little bottom. 230 00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:03,824 [laughter] 231 00:09:03,924 --> 00:09:07,063 [laughter] 232 00:09:07,163 --> 00:09:09,583 JIMBO: Rita Baga, you think you're all that 233 00:09:09,683 --> 00:09:12,423 and a bag-a chips, but I'm getting more bag-a garbage. 234 00:09:12,523 --> 00:09:14,942 ILONA: Oh! 235 00:09:15,042 --> 00:09:16,262 JIMBO: But I'm not. 236 00:09:16,362 --> 00:09:17,382 I actually think you're incredible. 237 00:09:17,482 --> 00:09:18,622 ILONA: Don't say it. JIMBO: I'm sorry. 238 00:09:18,722 --> 00:09:21,302 That's the worst. 239 00:09:21,402 --> 00:09:23,141 Bad Jimbo. Bad Jimbo. 240 00:09:23,241 --> 00:09:24,661 Bad! 241 00:09:24,761 --> 00:09:28,301 RITA: Priyanka, so apparently you are DTF, 242 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:30,540 but to me you're more QTL-- 243 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:32,300 questionable taste level. 244 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:35,660 PRIYANKA: Ah! [laughter] 245 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:38,659 RITA: Okay, hold on five seconds. 246 00:09:38,759 --> 00:09:42,539 ♪ 247 00:09:42,639 --> 00:09:44,699 Okay, can we just embrace the fact 248 00:09:44,799 --> 00:09:47,058 that Ilona wasn't complaining for five seconds, please? 249 00:09:47,158 --> 00:09:50,418 ILONA: Oh! [laughter] 250 00:09:50,518 --> 00:09:52,818 RITA: And I'm grateful that we have this 251 00:09:52,918 --> 00:09:55,257 opportunity to do Drag Race, so finally, 252 00:09:55,357 --> 00:09:57,737 a Canadian can win Drag Race. 253 00:09:57,837 --> 00:10:01,536 ILONA: Oh! RITA: Thank you! 254 00:10:01,636 --> 00:10:04,896 ILONA: She just let Brooke Lynn have it! 255 00:10:04,996 --> 00:10:09,375 RITA: Thank you! 256 00:10:09,475 --> 00:10:12,015 BROOKE LYNN: See you on the runway, girl. 257 00:10:12,115 --> 00:10:13,695 JIMBO: Oh, you in danger, bitch! 258 00:10:13,795 --> 00:10:17,374 BROOKE LYNN: La bibliotheque is now closed, 259 00:10:17,474 --> 00:10:19,054 which means you're loitering. [laughter] 260 00:10:19,154 --> 00:10:20,974 BROOKE LYNN: Run along, darling, run along. 261 00:10:21,074 --> 00:10:22,934 It's always so sad to watch him go. 262 00:10:23,034 --> 00:10:24,293 LEMON: Not that sad. 263 00:10:24,393 --> 00:10:26,333 BROOKE LYNN: Alright, you shady, shady beavers, 264 00:10:26,433 --> 00:10:29,373 the winner of this week's mini challenge 265 00:10:29,473 --> 00:10:32,012 is... 266 00:10:32,112 --> 00:10:34,372 Lemon. [applause] 267 00:10:34,472 --> 00:10:35,732 LEMON: Yeah! 268 00:10:35,832 --> 00:10:37,252 Fuck you. 269 00:10:37,352 --> 00:10:39,931 BROOKE LYNN: You have won a $1,000 gift certificate 270 00:10:40,031 --> 00:10:43,771 from LAG Concepts for divine drag jewels. 271 00:10:43,871 --> 00:10:47,051 LEMON: Work! 272 00:10:47,151 --> 00:10:48,490 I'm gagging. 273 00:10:48,590 --> 00:10:50,410 BROOKE LYNN: You know, they say imitation 274 00:10:50,510 --> 00:10:53,370 is the sincerest form of flattery. 275 00:10:53,470 --> 00:10:54,970 That's right. 276 00:10:55,070 --> 00:10:57,369 For this week's maxi challenge, we are playing 277 00:10:57,469 --> 00:11:00,929 the one, the only... Snatch Game. 278 00:11:01,029 --> 00:11:04,488 [cheering & applause] 279 00:11:04,588 --> 00:11:07,648 ILONA: This is the first Snatch Game ever in Canada. 280 00:11:07,748 --> 00:11:09,408 How iconic. 281 00:11:09,508 --> 00:11:12,527 BROOKE LYNN: Each of you must impersonate a celebrity 282 00:11:12,627 --> 00:11:14,927 and do your very best to make us 283 00:11:15,027 --> 00:11:18,047 blank our blanking blanks off. [laughter] 284 00:11:18,147 --> 00:11:20,566 BROOKE LYNN: #CanadasDragRace. 285 00:11:20,666 --> 00:11:24,246 Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman win. 286 00:11:24,346 --> 00:11:27,325 [laughter & applause] 287 00:11:27,425 --> 00:11:29,285 LEMON: Snatch Game is very important 288 00:11:29,385 --> 00:11:31,565 in this competition because it separates the dumb bitches 289 00:11:31,665 --> 00:11:33,445 from the really clever girls. 290 00:11:33,545 --> 00:11:36,764 ♪ 291 00:11:36,864 --> 00:11:37,744 LEMON: Did you grow up doing improv? 292 00:11:37,824 --> 00:11:39,084 PRIYANKA: I did. 293 00:11:39,184 --> 00:11:40,524 It's been a while since I have done improv, 294 00:11:40,624 --> 00:11:42,163 but I feel like drag is improv, so... 295 00:11:42,263 --> 00:11:43,563 LEMON: It is. PRIYANKA: I'm excited. 296 00:11:43,663 --> 00:11:45,483 PRIYANKA: Improv challenges are my jam. 297 00:11:45,583 --> 00:11:47,683 I worked in kids TV for eight years. 298 00:11:47,783 --> 00:11:50,362 Working in kids TV taught me how to play different characters, 299 00:11:50,462 --> 00:11:52,922 and just how to like own everything I'm doing. 300 00:11:53,022 --> 00:11:54,482 JIMBO: Why are you glittering that head up? 301 00:11:54,582 --> 00:11:55,722 PRIYANKA: I'm making it into a crystal ball. 302 00:11:55,822 --> 00:11:56,842 JIMBO: What are you being? 303 00:11:56,942 --> 00:11:58,241 PRIYANKA: I'm gonna be Miss Cleo. 304 00:11:58,341 --> 00:12:00,041 JIMBO: Oh, Cleo never lie! 305 00:12:00,141 --> 00:12:02,001 PRIYANKA: Miss Cleo never lies. 306 00:12:02,101 --> 00:12:03,721 Call me now. 307 00:12:03,821 --> 00:12:06,720 PRIYANKA: Miss Cleo, the famous TV psychic. 308 00:12:06,820 --> 00:12:09,160 She's West Indian. I can play into that. 309 00:12:09,260 --> 00:12:11,760 PRIYANKA: $199 for our psychic reading. 310 00:12:11,860 --> 00:12:13,359 PRIYANKA: Snatch Game you need to be really, 311 00:12:13,459 --> 00:12:15,359 really big or you literally can go home. 312 00:12:15,459 --> 00:12:16,719 PRIYANKA: This! 313 00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:18,319 PRIYANKA: I think I'm gonna be okay. 314 00:12:18,419 --> 00:12:21,398 PRIYANKA: I look like Will Smith in Aladin. 315 00:12:21,498 --> 00:12:23,478 PRIYANKA: Call me now. 316 00:12:23,578 --> 00:12:25,478 JEFFREY: Bonjour, babies! 317 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:27,118 LEMON: Hi-eee. 318 00:12:27,218 --> 00:12:28,258 JEFFREY: I'm here to see who can tickle my funny bone 319 00:12:28,338 --> 00:12:30,077 with their she-larious snatch. 320 00:12:30,177 --> 00:12:32,557 [laughter] LEMON: Yes! 321 00:12:32,657 --> 00:12:34,717 JEFFREY: Hi, Kiara. KIARA: Hi, Jeffrey. 322 00:12:34,817 --> 00:12:36,477 JEFFREY: How are we? KIARA: I'm good, I'm excited. 323 00:12:36,577 --> 00:12:38,356 JEFFREY: Snatch Game is my favourite game 324 00:12:38,456 --> 00:12:39,516 of the year, honey! KIARA: Yeah, me too. 325 00:12:39,616 --> 00:12:40,916 JEFFREY: It's Snatch Game season. 326 00:12:41,016 --> 00:12:42,076 KIARA: Yes. JEFFREY: Speaking of which... 327 00:12:42,176 --> 00:12:43,916 What season is this? 328 00:12:44,016 --> 00:12:45,275 KIARA: It's Christmas. 329 00:12:45,375 --> 00:12:47,275 JEFFREY: [gasps] Mariah! 330 00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:49,795 KIARA: Of course, yeah. Gonna get some champagne. 331 00:12:49,895 --> 00:12:51,075 Gonna get some good boobies. 332 00:12:51,175 --> 00:12:52,554 JEFFREY: I like where this is going! 333 00:12:52,654 --> 00:12:53,954 KIARA: I do her in my show sometimes and, you know, 334 00:12:54,054 --> 00:12:55,514 people really enjoy it. 335 00:12:55,614 --> 00:12:56,954 JEFFREY: It's about staying in character, 336 00:12:57,054 --> 00:12:58,434 thinking like the character... KIARA: Yes. 337 00:12:58,534 --> 00:13:00,313 JEFFREY: ...and making us laugh. 338 00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:01,713 KIARA: Yeah, for sure. 339 00:13:01,813 --> 00:13:03,553 JEFFREY: Don't let Mariah down, honey. 340 00:13:03,653 --> 00:13:05,153 KIARA: I won't, baby. JEFFREY: Thanks, Kiara. 341 00:13:05,253 --> 00:13:08,392 Can't wait to see it. KIARA: Thank you. 342 00:13:08,492 --> 00:13:10,672 JEFFREY: I can't even begin to imagine who this is. 343 00:13:10,772 --> 00:13:12,232 ILONA: Right, there's a lot happening here. 344 00:13:12,332 --> 00:13:13,872 JEFFREY: Give me a hint. 345 00:13:13,972 --> 00:13:15,671 ILONA: I'm getting ready to source out fucking cocks. 346 00:13:15,771 --> 00:13:17,111 JEFFREY: [gasps] 347 00:13:17,211 --> 00:13:18,431 ILONA: Giving you a little Rebecca More. 348 00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:19,831 JEFFREY: So exciting! ILONA: Yeah! 349 00:13:19,931 --> 00:13:22,951 ILONA: Rebecca More is an iconic porn star, 350 00:13:23,051 --> 00:13:25,270 otherwise known as the Cock Destroyer. 351 00:13:25,370 --> 00:13:27,070 Hello. 352 00:13:27,170 --> 00:13:27,970 JEFFREY: Okay, so what are you gonna do to bring Rebecca 353 00:13:28,050 --> 00:13:29,750 to life and make me laugh? 354 00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:31,509 ILONA: So I think being Rebecca is just that over the top 355 00:13:31,609 --> 00:13:33,949 personality, which is, I think, something I need 356 00:13:34,049 --> 00:13:35,869 to channel across anyways. JEFFREY: Yes, girl. 357 00:13:35,969 --> 00:13:37,429 ILONA: So I think this is gonna be the perfect character 358 00:13:37,529 --> 00:13:38,829 for me to do to get that across. 359 00:13:38,929 --> 00:13:39,968 JEFFREY: Do not fade into the background. 360 00:13:40,048 --> 00:13:41,388 This is your time to shine. 361 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,148 Destroy, bitch. ILONA: I'm gonna destroy. 362 00:13:43,248 --> 00:13:44,508 I'm gonna destroy. JEFFREY: See you soon. 363 00:13:44,608 --> 00:13:48,227 Bye-ee. ILONA: Bye. 364 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:50,867 JEFFREY: Jimbo, I can't think for a second 365 00:13:50,967 --> 00:13:52,827 who you could possibly be doing. 366 00:13:52,927 --> 00:13:54,706 JIMBO: [Joan Rivers] Oh, oh, can we tawk, Jeffrey? 367 00:13:54,806 --> 00:13:56,426 JEFFREY: Oh, you are giving me Joan Rivers right now. 368 00:13:56,526 --> 00:13:57,986 JIMBO: You got it, girl! 369 00:13:58,086 --> 00:14:00,106 JIMBO: Joan Rivers is an icon in the gay community, 370 00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:01,346 in the comedians' community, 371 00:14:01,446 --> 00:14:03,425 so I have some really big shoes to fill. 372 00:14:03,525 --> 00:14:06,065 I need to make sure that my portrayal of her 373 00:14:06,165 --> 00:14:08,385 lives up to her legendary name. 374 00:14:08,485 --> 00:14:10,024 JEFFREY: I cannot wait to see 375 00:14:10,124 --> 00:14:12,144 what you bring us with Miss Joan Rivers. 376 00:14:12,244 --> 00:14:14,264 But you also haven't gotten a win yet. 377 00:14:14,364 --> 00:14:16,024 JIMBO: Okay. 378 00:14:16,124 --> 00:14:17,664 JEFFREY: We know that you can deliver when it comes to looks. 379 00:14:17,764 --> 00:14:19,703 We know that you can deliver when it comes to personality. 380 00:14:19,803 --> 00:14:21,383 This is your time to shine, okay? 381 00:14:21,483 --> 00:14:22,983 This is Snatch Game, girl. 382 00:14:23,083 --> 00:14:24,943 You have made it, now bring it. JIMBO: Thank you. 383 00:14:25,043 --> 00:14:26,122 JEFFREY: Thanks, Jimbo. JIMBO: Thank you, Jeffrey. 384 00:14:26,202 --> 00:14:27,542 JEFFREY: Bye. JIMBO: Bye. 385 00:14:27,642 --> 00:14:29,142 JIMBO: I'm gonna bring everything I have 386 00:14:29,242 --> 00:14:30,702 to the Snatch Game. 387 00:14:30,802 --> 00:14:33,741 I really want to be seen as a fierce competitor, 388 00:14:33,841 --> 00:14:37,261 and ready to win. 389 00:14:37,361 --> 00:14:38,941 PRIYANKA: Hi, Jeffrey. JEFFREY: Hi. 390 00:14:39,041 --> 00:14:40,221 Girl, who are we doing? 391 00:14:40,321 --> 00:14:41,540 PRIYANKA: I'm gonna be Miss Cleo. 392 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:43,420 JEFFREY: Exciting. PRIYANKA: I'm very excited. 393 00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:44,820 JEFFREY: Okay, so you've got the look down. 394 00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:46,940 How are you gonna make us laugh as Miss Cleo? 395 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:48,500 PRIYANKA: I did a lot of improv. 396 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:51,179 I just have to really like listen to what's going on. 397 00:14:51,279 --> 00:14:53,099 JEFFREY: You really stood out in the acting challenge, 398 00:14:53,199 --> 00:14:54,459 so we know that you can bring the comedy. 399 00:14:54,559 --> 00:14:55,819 We know that you can deliver. PRIYANKA: Yes. 400 00:14:55,919 --> 00:14:57,658 JEFFREY: So I'm looking forward to seeing what you're 401 00:14:57,758 --> 00:14:59,258 gonna bring with Miss Cleo. 402 00:14:59,358 --> 00:15:01,098 PRIYANKA: My talk with Jeffrey is going pretty well. 403 00:15:01,198 --> 00:15:02,978 Jeffrey has full confidence in me. 404 00:15:03,078 --> 00:15:04,537 JEFFREY: Did you come to win, or did you come to play? 405 00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:05,737 PRIYANKA: I came to win. Ha! 406 00:15:05,837 --> 00:15:07,137 JEFFREY: I can't wait to see you win. 407 00:15:07,237 --> 00:15:08,817 Thanks, Priyanka. PRIYANKA: Thank you, Jeffrey. 408 00:15:08,917 --> 00:15:10,737 JEFFREY: Goodbye-ee. PRIYANKA: Bye-ee. 409 00:15:10,837 --> 00:15:13,536 PRIYANKA: I have potential to be funny, and I'm good at acting, 410 00:15:13,636 --> 00:15:15,176 so don't worry. 411 00:15:15,276 --> 00:15:17,016 Miss Cleo will come to life. I promise. 412 00:15:17,116 --> 00:15:19,256 PRIYANKA: [laughs] 413 00:15:19,356 --> 00:15:20,815 JEFFREY: What's all this? 414 00:15:20,915 --> 00:15:22,935 SCARLETT: Hello. How are you? 415 00:15:23,035 --> 00:15:24,295 JEFFREY: You have a lot going on here. 416 00:15:24,395 --> 00:15:25,935 SCARLETT: I've got it down to two. 417 00:15:26,035 --> 00:15:27,215 JEFFREY: Oh, we have options here. 418 00:15:27,315 --> 00:15:28,294 SCARLETT: Yeah, so I have my Liza. 419 00:15:28,394 --> 00:15:29,854 JEFFREY: I love a good Liza. 420 00:15:29,954 --> 00:15:31,374 SCARLETT: And I have Fran Drescher, 421 00:15:31,474 --> 00:15:32,774 which is my new one. 422 00:15:32,874 --> 00:15:34,374 JEFFREY: Okay, so give me some of what you've got. 423 00:15:34,474 --> 00:15:35,853 Give me a little bit of Fran Drescher. 424 00:15:35,953 --> 00:15:39,693 SCARLETT: [Fran Drescher] Oh, Mr. Jeffrey, ha-ha! 425 00:15:39,793 --> 00:15:41,133 How you doing today? 426 00:15:41,233 --> 00:15:45,732 A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! 427 00:15:45,832 --> 00:15:47,852 SCARLETT: I'm like, "Oh, my God." 428 00:15:47,952 --> 00:15:50,492 He's looking at me like... JEFFREY: Switch it up. 429 00:15:50,592 --> 00:15:52,291 Give me a little bit of Liza, darling. 430 00:15:52,391 --> 00:15:53,511 SCARLETT: [Liza Minelli] Well, it's fuckin' Liza. 431 00:15:53,591 --> 00:15:54,891 I mean, look at this. 432 00:15:54,991 --> 00:15:56,411 I've got two hairs. I've got two wigs. 433 00:15:56,511 --> 00:15:57,931 I've got some shoes and an outfit. 434 00:15:58,031 --> 00:15:59,450 It's Liza! JEFFREY: [laughs] 435 00:15:59,550 --> 00:16:01,250 SCARLETT: It's Liza Minelli, you know? 436 00:16:01,350 --> 00:16:03,490 How can you go wrong with Liza? JEFFREY: Amazing. 437 00:16:03,590 --> 00:16:04,930 Okay, so you've done Liza before. 438 00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:06,690 SCARLETT: Yeah. 439 00:16:06,790 --> 00:16:08,409 JEFFREY: Ask yourself, is this the time to take a risk, 440 00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:09,649 or is this the time to play it safe? 441 00:16:09,749 --> 00:16:13,009 Because you have been safe in this competition 442 00:16:13,109 --> 00:16:14,928 again and again and again. SCARLETT: Yeah. 443 00:16:15,028 --> 00:16:16,088 JEFFREY: I'll just leave you with that. 444 00:16:16,188 --> 00:16:17,528 SCARLETT: Thanks, honey. JEFFREY: Bye! 445 00:16:17,628 --> 00:16:18,928 SCARLETT: I'm happy that I made it to Snatch Game, 446 00:16:19,028 --> 00:16:21,128 but I just don't know who I'm gonna pick. 447 00:16:21,228 --> 00:16:22,567 SCARLETT: [Drescher] Mrs. Sheffield. 448 00:16:22,667 --> 00:16:25,127 Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. 449 00:16:25,227 --> 00:16:27,767 ♪ 450 00:16:27,867 --> 00:16:30,486 JEFFREY: Rita Baga, so what have we got going on here? 451 00:16:30,586 --> 00:16:34,286 RITA: She's the most well-known French singer. 452 00:16:34,386 --> 00:16:35,726 JEFFREY: Edith Piaf. RITA: Yes. 453 00:16:35,826 --> 00:16:39,325 JEFFREY: Um, she's got so much to work with. 454 00:16:39,425 --> 00:16:41,005 RITA: I choose Edith Piaf. 455 00:16:41,105 --> 00:16:43,565 I don't think it has ever been done before, 456 00:16:43,665 --> 00:16:45,924 a French character on the Snatch Game and, you know, 457 00:16:46,024 --> 00:16:47,764 she likes to be memorable. 458 00:16:47,864 --> 00:16:50,684 RITA: People know her mostly because she was a drug addict. 459 00:16:50,784 --> 00:16:52,684 JEFFREY: Yes. 460 00:16:52,784 --> 00:16:55,683 RITA: She was really miserable, so it's easy to play with that. 461 00:16:55,783 --> 00:16:59,523 But when she first started her career, she was really sassy. 462 00:16:59,623 --> 00:17:00,883 I'm gonna play with that. 463 00:17:00,983 --> 00:17:02,682 JEFFREY: No one's done her on Snatch Game. 464 00:17:02,782 --> 00:17:04,762 RITA: I'm excited but I'm nervous at the same time. 465 00:17:04,862 --> 00:17:06,562 JEFFREY: Let's see what you've got, Miss Rita Baga. 466 00:17:06,662 --> 00:17:08,042 I can't wait. Make us laugh. 467 00:17:08,142 --> 00:17:08,922 RITA: I will. JEFFREY: Bye. 468 00:17:09,022 --> 00:17:10,441 RITA: It's a promise. 469 00:17:10,541 --> 00:17:12,161 JEFFREY: What have we got going on here? 470 00:17:12,261 --> 00:17:13,641 BOA: So, we have some Cyndi Lauper. 471 00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:15,161 JEFFREY: Uh-huh. BOA: Rebel Wilson. 472 00:17:15,261 --> 00:17:17,360 JEFFREY: Who else? BOA: Gypsy Rose Blanchard. 473 00:17:17,460 --> 00:17:19,400 JEFFREY: The girl who had fake cancer? 474 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:21,800 BOA: Yes. JEFFREY: Okay, okay. 475 00:17:21,900 --> 00:17:24,520 BOA: I really want to do it but I don't want to be offensive, 476 00:17:24,620 --> 00:17:26,359 so I feel like I'm playing on a fine line here. 477 00:17:26,459 --> 00:17:28,319 JEFFREY: Okay. I want to hear a little bit of what you've got 478 00:17:28,419 --> 00:17:29,999 for Cyndi Lauper's voice. 479 00:17:30,099 --> 00:17:31,919 BOA: [Cyndi Lauper] Very like New Yawk and cute, 480 00:17:32,019 --> 00:17:34,798 and she's got a little something in her throat, you know? 481 00:17:34,898 --> 00:17:37,878 JEFFREY: I don't know if I do know. 482 00:17:37,978 --> 00:17:41,317 BOA: Jeffrey's looking at me like, "You better don't, girl!" 483 00:17:41,417 --> 00:17:42,757 BOA: [Lauper] A little higher, maybe? 484 00:17:42,857 --> 00:17:44,797 Something like that? Is that a little bit better? 485 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,317 JEFFREY: Okay... 486 00:17:46,417 --> 00:17:48,356 I want to hear what you've got for Rebel Wilson. 487 00:17:48,456 --> 00:17:49,876 BOA: So excited to be here, Jeffrey, 488 00:17:49,976 --> 00:17:52,156 and she can do like a dab. She does a dab. 489 00:17:52,256 --> 00:17:55,516 Maybe she could have like a tattoo or something. 490 00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:58,155 And she's just stupid, like I could just like... 491 00:17:58,255 --> 00:17:59,355 JEFFREY: Don't think too much about it, 492 00:17:59,455 --> 00:18:01,315 but listen to what you're saying, okay? 493 00:18:01,415 --> 00:18:03,315 You've got a lot of work ahead of you. 494 00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:05,074 I can't wait to see what you pull together. 495 00:18:05,174 --> 00:18:06,394 You've got this. Peace. 496 00:18:06,494 --> 00:18:07,394 BOA: Take care. I love you. 497 00:18:07,494 --> 00:18:09,954 JEFFREY: Bye-ee! BOA: [sputters] 498 00:18:10,054 --> 00:18:12,513 JEFFREY: Hi, Lemon. LEMON: How are you? 499 00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:14,113 JEFFREY: So what have we got going on here? 500 00:18:14,213 --> 00:18:16,033 LEMON: I've decided to do JoJo Siwa 501 00:18:16,133 --> 00:18:18,513 who is from Dance Moms. JEFFREY: Okay. 502 00:18:18,613 --> 00:18:20,992 LEMON: And now she is a kind of child star. 503 00:18:21,092 --> 00:18:22,552 She's a very loud personality. 504 00:18:22,652 --> 00:18:24,792 LEMON: JoJo has so many funny qualities about her. 505 00:18:24,892 --> 00:18:26,432 She talks superfast. 506 00:18:26,532 --> 00:18:29,351 She asks questions and then answers them immediately. 507 00:18:29,451 --> 00:18:32,111 She can't pronounce her Rs, so I think there's a lot 508 00:18:32,211 --> 00:18:33,471 of material that I can work with. 509 00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:34,950 JEFFREY: Let's talk about the critiques. 510 00:18:35,050 --> 00:18:36,150 How are you feeling about everything? 511 00:18:36,250 --> 00:18:38,070 LEMON: I'm feeling puzzlement. 512 00:18:38,170 --> 00:18:39,950 I'm a little bit confused because I'm working my butt off, 513 00:18:40,050 --> 00:18:41,830 and it's feeling like I'm not doing enough. 514 00:18:41,930 --> 00:18:43,109 JEFFREY: Hmm. 515 00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:44,869 LEMON: And drag is my everything. 516 00:18:44,969 --> 00:18:47,549 Like, I thought for a long time that dance was the only thing 517 00:18:47,649 --> 00:18:50,348 that made me happy, and then I found this, 518 00:18:50,448 --> 00:18:53,028 and it just changed my world. 519 00:18:53,128 --> 00:18:55,028 JEFFREY: You're really feeling this right now, huh? 520 00:18:55,128 --> 00:18:57,108 LEMON: Yeah, I want to prove to you guys that 521 00:18:57,208 --> 00:18:58,507 this matters so much to me, 522 00:18:58,607 --> 00:19:01,027 and I want to be Canada's next drag superstar, 523 00:19:01,127 --> 00:19:02,867 and I want to show you guys that I have everything 524 00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:04,507 it fucking takes to do that. 525 00:19:04,607 --> 00:19:06,386 JEFFREY: I cannot wait to see what you bring to Snatch Game. 526 00:19:06,486 --> 00:19:08,586 Make us laugh. LEMON: I can't either. 527 00:19:08,686 --> 00:19:09,786 JEFFREY: Bye. 528 00:19:09,886 --> 00:19:11,026 LEMON: After being called a coaster, 529 00:19:11,126 --> 00:19:13,066 I know that I have to take a huge risk, 530 00:19:13,166 --> 00:19:15,225 and Snatch Game is the perfect place to do that 531 00:19:15,325 --> 00:19:18,625 because if I'm gonna lose, I'm gonna lose big. 532 00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:20,785 ♪ 533 00:19:20,885 --> 00:19:23,864 JEFFREY: Ladies, I'm going to leave you to get into your faces 534 00:19:23,964 --> 00:19:25,344 and out of your heads. 535 00:19:25,444 --> 00:19:27,784 And tomorrow, on the main stage, 536 00:19:27,884 --> 00:19:31,023 category is "Night of a Thousand Celines." 537 00:19:31,123 --> 00:19:33,943 [applause & laughter] 538 00:19:34,043 --> 00:19:35,263 JEFFREY: And on the runway, 539 00:19:35,363 --> 00:19:37,982 we'll be joined by our extra special guest host, 540 00:19:38,082 --> 00:19:40,462 iconic funny woman, Mary Walsh. 541 00:19:40,562 --> 00:19:41,822 [applause & laughter] ILONA: Oh, my God! 542 00:19:41,922 --> 00:19:43,862 JIMBO: I have watched her since I was a little boy. 543 00:19:43,962 --> 00:19:46,381 Mary Walsh is hilarious. 544 00:19:46,481 --> 00:19:48,341 JEFFREY: Bye, girls. QUEENS: Bye-ee. 545 00:19:48,441 --> 00:19:52,740 JEFFREY: Make us laugh. LEMON: [laughs] Oh, fuck. 546 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:55,220 SCARLETT: Snatch Game, you've gotta serve or go home. 547 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,060 SCARLETT: [Minnelli] It's Liza! 548 00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:59,780 It's fuckin' Liza! Oh, my God. 549 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:01,579 ♪ 550 00:20:01,679 --> 00:20:04,019 ILONA: Oh! 551 00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:06,019 TRACI: Hi, I'm Traci Melchor. 552 00:20:06,119 --> 00:20:09,618 We are live on the red carpet with SheTalk at the Snatch Game. 553 00:20:09,718 --> 00:20:13,738 ♪ 554 00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:15,898 TRACI: All the stars are out for this premiere. 555 00:20:15,998 --> 00:20:17,537 BOA: [Gypsy Rose] I'm so excited to be here. 556 00:20:17,637 --> 00:20:19,257 TRACI: Are you gonna play by the rules tonight? 557 00:20:19,357 --> 00:20:20,577 SCARLETT: [Minelli] I make the rules, honey. 558 00:20:20,677 --> 00:20:22,057 I'm Liza! I'm fuckin' Liza! 559 00:20:22,157 --> 00:20:24,096 TRACI: It's the gayest night of the year! 560 00:20:24,196 --> 00:20:25,456 RITA: [Edith Piaf] Let's have a ménage a trois? 561 00:20:25,556 --> 00:20:27,576 TRACI: Since last week... 562 00:20:27,676 --> 00:20:29,516 ILONA: [Rebecca More] Lately I've been just trying to be a pretty good girl. 563 00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:32,055 PRIYANKA: [Miss Cleo] The odds are in my favour for the low price of 3.99. 564 00:20:32,155 --> 00:20:34,135 You got some money in there? 565 00:20:34,235 --> 00:20:37,375 TRACI: So let's tuck in, and get ready for some snatch-worthy appearances. 566 00:20:37,475 --> 00:20:38,535 BOA: There we go. We're good, we're good. 567 00:20:38,635 --> 00:20:40,214 Oh, no! 568 00:20:40,314 --> 00:20:41,694 JIMBO: [Rivers] I haven't been flashed this much 569 00:20:41,794 --> 00:20:43,934 since Central Park. 570 00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:47,773 ♪ 571 00:20:47,873 --> 00:20:51,093 BROOKE LYNN: Welcome to Canada's newest game show sensation, 572 00:20:51,193 --> 00:20:53,853 the Snatch Game. 573 00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:55,692 BROOKE LYNN: I am your host, Brooke Lynn Hytes, 574 00:20:55,792 --> 00:20:58,292 living proof that if you bomb this show, 575 00:20:58,392 --> 00:21:00,612 they make you come back and host it. 576 00:21:00,712 --> 00:21:04,251 Joining us today is Scottish- born interior design duo, 577 00:21:04,351 --> 00:21:06,211 Colin and Justin. JUSTIN: Hey, Brookers! 578 00:21:06,311 --> 00:21:07,691 BROOKE LYNN: Oh, hi. How are ya? 579 00:21:07,791 --> 00:21:10,011 JUSTIN: We're always good when you're nearby. 580 00:21:10,111 --> 00:21:11,450 BROOKE LYNN: Now, you boys have been in Canada 581 00:21:11,550 --> 00:21:12,650 for over a decade now. 582 00:21:12,750 --> 00:21:13,830 What do you love so much about living here? 583 00:21:13,910 --> 00:21:15,330 COLIN: It's a lifestyle. 584 00:21:15,430 --> 00:21:16,890 It's about getting close to nature. 585 00:21:16,990 --> 00:21:18,489 It's about wearing plaid. 586 00:21:18,589 --> 00:21:20,169 BROOKE LYNN: What about our wildlife? 587 00:21:20,269 --> 00:21:22,249 JUSTIN: We've seen a few bears in our travels. 588 00:21:22,349 --> 00:21:23,569 COLIN: And there's a lot of beaver 589 00:21:23,669 --> 00:21:25,169 in this room this evening. JUSTIN: [laughs] 590 00:21:25,269 --> 00:21:28,208 Yes, there is. [laughter] 591 00:21:28,308 --> 00:21:30,088 BROOKE LYNN: Let's meet our celebrities. 592 00:21:30,188 --> 00:21:33,568 First up, ripped from the headlines, and her IV, 593 00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:35,927 it's Gypsy Rose Blanchard! 594 00:21:36,027 --> 00:21:37,207 BOA: Hi, how are you? 595 00:21:37,307 --> 00:21:38,767 BROOKE LYNN: Hi, Gypsy. How you feeling? 596 00:21:38,867 --> 00:21:42,446 BOA: I'm excited, so excited I could just kill my mother! 597 00:21:42,546 --> 00:21:45,446 ♪ 598 00:21:45,546 --> 00:21:48,766 BROOKE LYNN: And look who it is! None other than Joan Rivers! 599 00:21:48,866 --> 00:21:51,205 JIMBO: Oh, Brooke Lynn, I'm wondering what the hell 600 00:21:51,305 --> 00:21:53,885 I did for my life to end up in the bottom 601 00:21:53,985 --> 00:21:56,045 of the waste basket with these hairballs! 602 00:21:56,145 --> 00:21:58,684 Oh, and I also brought Edgar. 603 00:21:58,784 --> 00:22:02,524 I don't go anywhere without Edgar's ashes. 604 00:22:02,624 --> 00:22:03,524 Oh! COLIN: [laughs] 605 00:22:03,624 --> 00:22:04,844 BROOKE LYNN: Oh, my goodness. 606 00:22:04,944 --> 00:22:07,763 And look, from Dance Moms, online sensation, 607 00:22:07,863 --> 00:22:09,603 it is JoJo Siwa! 608 00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:11,603 LEMON: Hey, how's it goin'? I'm so excited to be here. 609 00:22:11,703 --> 00:22:13,002 This is the best day of my whole life! 610 00:22:13,102 --> 00:22:14,442 Just legit the best day ever! 611 00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:16,642 I am so excited to be here at the Snatch Game. 612 00:22:16,742 --> 00:22:18,642 I'm so excited to live my truth. 613 00:22:18,742 --> 00:22:20,362 BROOKE LYNN: And what truth would that be? 614 00:22:20,462 --> 00:22:22,241 LEMON: That I can't pronounce my Rs. 615 00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:24,201 [laughter] BROOKE LYNN: Thank you. 616 00:22:24,301 --> 00:22:25,801 LEMON: Thank you, Brooke Lynn! 617 00:22:25,901 --> 00:22:27,961 BROOKE LYNN: And it is everybody's favourite 618 00:22:28,061 --> 00:22:30,120 TV psychic, Miss Cleo. 619 00:22:30,220 --> 00:22:31,960 PRIYANKA: Call me now! 620 00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:33,600 BROOKE LYNN: Miss Cleo, can you tell me what I'm thinking 621 00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:34,880 right now? 622 00:22:34,980 --> 00:22:37,759 PRIYANKA: Hmm, you're thinking about... 623 00:22:37,859 --> 00:22:41,479 some snatch for taste later. 624 00:22:41,579 --> 00:22:42,679 BROOKE LYNN: What does that mean? 625 00:22:42,779 --> 00:22:45,118 PRIYANKA: It means you suck a pom-pom. 626 00:22:45,218 --> 00:22:46,558 BROOKE LYNN: What's a pom-pom? 627 00:22:46,658 --> 00:22:48,478 PRIYANKA: Look under the dance belt. 628 00:22:48,578 --> 00:22:50,558 BROOKE LYNN: Oh, got it. 629 00:22:50,658 --> 00:22:52,997 Ha-ha-ha-ha. 630 00:22:53,097 --> 00:22:57,317 And, oh, my stars, legendary French chanteuse, 631 00:22:57,417 --> 00:22:58,557 Edith Piaf! 632 00:22:58,657 --> 00:23:00,396 RITA: Thank you. Thank you so much. 633 00:23:00,496 --> 00:23:01,956 BROOKE LYNN: You look a little hunched over. 634 00:23:02,056 --> 00:23:04,436 RITA: Oh, just a little bit. I've been sleeping, you know? 635 00:23:04,536 --> 00:23:05,716 BROOKE LYNN: For how many years now? 636 00:23:05,816 --> 00:23:07,515 RITA: Oh, too much, my baby. 637 00:23:07,615 --> 00:23:09,015 BROOKE LYNN: Now, you know you can't smoke in here, right? 638 00:23:09,095 --> 00:23:10,635 RITA: Okay. 639 00:23:10,735 --> 00:23:13,675 ♪ 640 00:23:13,775 --> 00:23:16,394 BROOKE LYNN: And next to Edith, it's singer, actor, 641 00:23:16,494 --> 00:23:19,234 Judy's daughter, it's Liza with a zed. 642 00:23:19,334 --> 00:23:21,074 SCARLETT: It's Liza. She's here. 643 00:23:21,174 --> 00:23:22,674 Hello, hello, hello! How are you, Brooke? 644 00:23:22,774 --> 00:23:24,393 What'd going on? BROOKE LYNN: I'm great. 645 00:23:24,493 --> 00:23:26,473 You know, I would love to see you and JoJo in a fight. 646 00:23:26,573 --> 00:23:28,673 SCARLETT: Oh, God, well, if she keeps it up, 647 00:23:28,773 --> 00:23:30,633 we're gonna have one, honey, because she needs 648 00:23:30,733 --> 00:23:32,312 a fucking Ritalin, and I need a goddamn nap, 649 00:23:32,412 --> 00:23:33,792 after I heard that one go on. 650 00:23:33,892 --> 00:23:35,952 LEMON: It would be one hell of a dance battle. 651 00:23:36,052 --> 00:23:37,312 SCARLETT: Here she goes! Here she goes! 652 00:23:37,412 --> 00:23:38,671 Okay. 653 00:23:38,771 --> 00:23:40,071 These kids don't know talent if it hit them. 654 00:23:40,171 --> 00:23:42,991 BROOKE LYNN: Up next, it's Miss Mariah Carey. 655 00:23:43,091 --> 00:23:44,871 KIARA: Hi, Brooke. BROOKE LYNN: How are you? 656 00:23:44,971 --> 00:23:46,231 KIARA: I'm good. I'm good. 657 00:23:46,331 --> 00:23:48,510 Just feels like Christmas. I'm very excited. 658 00:23:48,610 --> 00:23:49,990 BROOKE LYNN: How are the twins? 659 00:23:50,090 --> 00:23:51,230 KIARA: The twins are really great. 660 00:23:51,330 --> 00:23:54,509 BROOKE LYNN: And your kids? 661 00:23:54,609 --> 00:23:56,149 Okay, alright. 662 00:23:56,249 --> 00:23:57,509 Well, it's good to have you here. 663 00:23:57,609 --> 00:23:58,989 KIARA: Hi, guys. 664 00:23:59,089 --> 00:24:02,748 BROOKE LYNN: Look who it is, porn star, Rebecca More. 665 00:24:02,848 --> 00:24:04,868 ILONA: Yes, I'm a fucking cock destroyer. 666 00:24:04,968 --> 00:24:07,468 BROOKE LYNN: Is this your first time on a game show? 667 00:24:07,568 --> 00:24:10,507 ILONA: You know, Brooke Lynn, yes. 668 00:24:10,607 --> 00:24:11,947 It is. 669 00:24:12,047 --> 00:24:14,227 [laughter] 670 00:24:14,327 --> 00:24:17,826 BROOKE LYNN: I love a quick, short, concise answer. 671 00:24:17,926 --> 00:24:19,586 COLIN: Where's Anne Murray? 672 00:24:19,686 --> 00:24:23,066 BROOKE LYNN: Alright, let's play the Snatch Game! 673 00:24:23,166 --> 00:24:24,826 ILONA: Fuckin' love snatch. 674 00:24:24,926 --> 00:24:26,045 BROOKE LYNN: Let's get to our first question. 675 00:24:26,125 --> 00:24:27,625 Here it is. 676 00:24:27,725 --> 00:24:31,585 Colin, dumb Debra is so dumb, instead of gravy, 677 00:24:31,685 --> 00:24:34,624 she puts blank on her poutine. 678 00:24:34,724 --> 00:24:37,624 ♪ 679 00:24:37,724 --> 00:24:39,504 COLIN: She puts custard on her poutine. 680 00:24:39,604 --> 00:24:40,943 JUSTIN: Custard? BROOKE LYNN: Custard? 681 00:24:41,043 --> 00:24:42,463 COLIN: Yeah, 'cause she's dumb and it's not gravy. 682 00:24:42,563 --> 00:24:44,143 BROOKE LYNN: Custard. Let's see if we have a match. 683 00:24:44,243 --> 00:24:45,623 Let's go to Liza. 684 00:24:45,723 --> 00:24:48,423 Dumb Debra is so dumb, she puts what on her poutine? 685 00:24:48,523 --> 00:24:50,942 SCARLETT: I put liquor. BROOKE LYNN: Liquor. 686 00:24:51,042 --> 00:24:53,422 SCARLETT: Because if there's one thing my mother taught me, 687 00:24:53,522 --> 00:24:55,462 it's how to take a drink and a bottle of pills 688 00:24:55,562 --> 00:24:57,621 in the same swig. 689 00:24:57,721 --> 00:24:59,181 KIARA: Scarlett's doing a good job on Liza Minnelli. 690 00:24:59,281 --> 00:25:01,541 For a character she pulled off like last minute, 691 00:25:01,641 --> 00:25:02,941 like she's doing great. 692 00:25:03,041 --> 00:25:04,580 SCARLETT: Rest in peace, Judy. 693 00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:06,020 BROOKE LYNN: You never stood a chance, did you? 694 00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:08,620 SCARLETT: I never did. But look at me now! 695 00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:10,500 I'm fuckin' Liza! 696 00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:12,779 BROOKE LYNN: Miss Cleo. PRIYANKA: Me know Debra. 697 00:25:12,879 --> 00:25:14,379 BROOKE LYNN: Uh-huh. 698 00:25:14,479 --> 00:25:16,379 PRIYANKA: And she put bleach because she's so dutty, 699 00:25:16,479 --> 00:25:18,539 she wants to clean she inside out. 700 00:25:18,639 --> 00:25:20,378 She dumb. She stupid. 701 00:25:20,478 --> 00:25:22,098 BROOKE LYNN: Well, because you're psychic, 702 00:25:22,198 --> 00:25:25,058 I expected you would make a match with Colin. 703 00:25:25,158 --> 00:25:27,258 PRIYANKA: Hmm. 704 00:25:27,358 --> 00:25:28,377 Oops. 705 00:25:28,477 --> 00:25:29,617 BROOKE LYNN: Okay. 706 00:25:29,717 --> 00:25:31,657 RITA: Priyanka, are you sleeping? 707 00:25:31,757 --> 00:25:33,097 What's happening? 708 00:25:33,197 --> 00:25:35,736 Well, I'm not sure about this Miss Cleo. 709 00:25:35,836 --> 00:25:38,856 BROOKE LYNN: Alright, up next, let's go to JoJo Siwa. 710 00:25:38,956 --> 00:25:40,976 LEMON: Well, you know, I don't know Debra, 711 00:25:41,076 --> 00:25:43,975 but I don't like to bully people 'cause I get bullied a lot, 712 00:25:44,075 --> 00:25:46,055 so I just wrote maybe it's your hair 713 00:25:46,155 --> 00:25:48,575 that keeps falling out-- uh, "haiw." 714 00:25:48,675 --> 00:25:51,934 [laughter] 715 00:25:52,034 --> 00:25:53,654 BROOKE LYNN: That is pronounced haiw . 716 00:25:53,754 --> 00:25:55,334 COLIN: Haiw. 717 00:25:55,434 --> 00:25:56,974 LEMON: Yeah, I put hair on everything I eat, 718 00:25:57,074 --> 00:25:58,414 even if it's not on purpose. 719 00:25:58,514 --> 00:26:00,733 SCARLETT: Did anybody understand any of that? 720 00:26:00,833 --> 00:26:03,133 Did anybody understand any of that? [laughter] 721 00:26:03,233 --> 00:26:05,173 ILONA: She needs a fucking translator. 722 00:26:05,273 --> 00:26:07,452 BROOKE LYNN: Alright, Joan Rivers. 723 00:26:07,552 --> 00:26:09,092 JIMBO: Okay, let's do it. 724 00:26:09,192 --> 00:26:10,892 BROOKE LYNN: What was Dumb Debra put on her poutine? 725 00:26:10,992 --> 00:26:13,252 JIMBO: I said ashes. 726 00:26:13,352 --> 00:26:16,251 I like ashes everywhere, in the morning on my breakfast. 727 00:26:16,351 --> 00:26:18,531 Oh, I'll sprinkle it on the answer. 728 00:26:18,631 --> 00:26:21,011 [laughter] JIMBO: Just one second. 729 00:26:21,111 --> 00:26:23,610 Oh, oh, gawd. [laughter] 730 00:26:23,710 --> 00:26:25,330 JIMBO: Just a bit of ashes. 731 00:26:25,430 --> 00:26:27,170 BROOKE LYNN: Next question, here it is. 732 00:26:27,270 --> 00:26:28,490 Justin. JUSTIN: Brooke Lynn. 733 00:26:28,590 --> 00:26:31,249 BROOKE LYNN: Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman is such a babe, 734 00:26:31,349 --> 00:26:35,929 his fans are always sending him blank. 735 00:26:36,029 --> 00:26:37,808 Justin? JUSTIN: Diapers! 736 00:26:37,908 --> 00:26:39,248 BROOKE LYNN: Okay. 737 00:26:39,348 --> 00:26:41,328 Let's start with Gypsy Rose Blanchard. 738 00:26:41,428 --> 00:26:43,768 BOA: I said money! JUSTIN: Oh! 739 00:26:43,868 --> 00:26:46,767 BOA: My fans send me money for my health and stuff, 740 00:26:46,867 --> 00:26:50,767 but we're in Canada, so I just spend it on computers, wigs, 741 00:26:50,867 --> 00:26:53,806 costumes, and other things just to impress the boys. 742 00:26:53,906 --> 00:26:56,126 JIMBO: You should use some of that money to fix that face. 743 00:26:56,226 --> 00:26:59,446 Jesus Christ, that's a face only a mother could love. 744 00:26:59,546 --> 00:27:01,965 BOA: I will stab you, bitch. JIMBO: Oh, Christ. 745 00:27:02,065 --> 00:27:04,925 I would love to be murdered beside this dumb bitch. 746 00:27:05,025 --> 00:27:06,525 LEMON: Yo, wassup? 747 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:07,885 BROOKE LYNN: Just out of curiosity, 748 00:27:07,985 --> 00:27:09,604 how did you kill your mother? 749 00:27:09,704 --> 00:27:11,604 BOA: Well... 750 00:27:11,704 --> 00:27:13,564 JIMBO: She ate her! Look at this fat bitch. 751 00:27:13,664 --> 00:27:15,764 [laughter] 752 00:27:15,864 --> 00:27:17,203 [sound of something dropping] 753 00:27:17,303 --> 00:27:19,563 JIMBO: Oh gawd, I'm sorry. That was my vagina. 754 00:27:19,663 --> 00:27:22,163 ILONA: Jimbo as Joan Rivers, oh, my gosh, Jimbo's killing it. 755 00:27:22,263 --> 00:27:24,522 I almost break character laughing. 756 00:27:24,622 --> 00:27:25,922 BOA: You okay? 757 00:27:26,022 --> 00:27:28,402 JIMBO: Oh gawd, it's just my vagina, it drops. 758 00:27:28,502 --> 00:27:30,922 ILONA: Oh, Jimbo did so good. 759 00:27:31,022 --> 00:27:33,041 BROOKE LYNN: Alright, up next. Edith Piaf. 760 00:27:33,141 --> 00:27:35,761 RITA: I don't have any answer, but I might sing a song for you. 761 00:27:35,861 --> 00:27:36,961 BROOKE LYNN: Absolutely. 762 00:27:37,061 --> 00:27:38,801 JUSTIN: I would love a song. 763 00:27:38,901 --> 00:27:40,520 JIMBO: Here we go. 764 00:27:40,620 --> 00:27:42,440 Kill me now. 765 00:27:42,540 --> 00:27:44,840 RITA: Now... 766 00:27:44,940 --> 00:27:46,960 This will be my final act. 767 00:27:47,060 --> 00:27:49,039 Thank you. [laughter] 768 00:27:49,139 --> 00:27:51,119 JUSTIN: Impressive stuff. 769 00:27:51,219 --> 00:27:52,639 BROOKE LYNN: That was so beautiful. 770 00:27:52,739 --> 00:27:54,319 RITA: I'm feeling very sleepy. 771 00:27:54,419 --> 00:27:56,158 BROOKE LYNN: Okay. RITA: These bitches are boring. 772 00:27:56,258 --> 00:27:57,998 [laughter] 773 00:27:58,098 --> 00:27:59,518 BROOKE LYNN: Mimi, 774 00:27:59,618 --> 00:28:01,318 what do Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman's fans send him? 775 00:28:01,418 --> 00:28:03,757 KIARA: I would love to get Christmas presents 776 00:28:03,857 --> 00:28:04,997 all year long, honey. 777 00:28:05,097 --> 00:28:06,317 SCARLETT: Oh, God, here we go again. 778 00:28:06,417 --> 00:28:07,517 KIARA: Mm-hm. Did you buy my new album? 779 00:28:07,617 --> 00:28:09,237 BROOKE LYNN: No. What's it called? 780 00:28:09,337 --> 00:28:11,756 KIARA: It's called "Honey, This is Christmas, Baby." 781 00:28:11,856 --> 00:28:13,236 SCARLETT: Oh, God. 782 00:28:13,336 --> 00:28:14,476 BROOKE LYNN: It's called Honey, apostrophe, 783 00:28:14,576 --> 00:28:16,076 This is Christmas, Baby? KIARA: Oh, yes, honey. 784 00:28:16,176 --> 00:28:20,275 LEMON: Kiara's Mimi is... not quite it. 785 00:28:20,375 --> 00:28:22,035 BROOKE LYNN: I'll be sure to look for it at Wal-Mart. 786 00:28:22,135 --> 00:28:23,315 KIARA: Thank you. LEMON: You need a punchline. 787 00:28:23,415 --> 00:28:26,355 You can't just say a bunch of sentences. 788 00:28:26,455 --> 00:28:28,554 BROOKE LYNN: Up next, we have Rebecca More. 789 00:28:28,654 --> 00:28:30,794 ILONA: I'm trying to keep a little bit PG, 790 00:28:30,894 --> 00:28:33,674 so I can get a little bit more family-friendly gigs. 791 00:28:33,774 --> 00:28:37,593 BROOKE LYNN: Mm-hmm. ILONA: So I said "chicken pics." 792 00:28:37,693 --> 00:28:40,193 [laughter] 793 00:28:40,293 --> 00:28:41,713 BROOKE LYNN: Instead of "dick pics." 794 00:28:41,813 --> 00:28:43,312 ILONA: Chicken pics. 795 00:28:43,412 --> 00:28:45,312 BROOKE LYNN: Or we could say "cock pics" even, maybe? 796 00:28:45,412 --> 00:28:47,472 ILONA: You like fucking cock, Brooke Lynn? 797 00:28:47,572 --> 00:28:48,812 BROOKE LYNN: Could you do me a favour and spell out 798 00:28:48,892 --> 00:28:50,551 how you pronounce cock? 799 00:28:50,651 --> 00:28:53,631 Because I'm very curious to see what that looks like. 800 00:28:53,731 --> 00:28:55,511 ILONA: C... 801 00:28:55,611 --> 00:29:00,470 Ock . [laughter] 802 00:29:00,570 --> 00:29:02,750 BROOKE LYNN: Alright, Joan. 803 00:29:02,850 --> 00:29:04,270 JIMBO: I just wrote "help". 804 00:29:04,370 --> 00:29:06,309 Melissa, if you're watching this, 805 00:29:06,409 --> 00:29:08,549 get me the hell out of here. 806 00:29:08,649 --> 00:29:12,109 I keep clicking my goddamn heels together like Judy. 807 00:29:12,209 --> 00:29:14,388 SCARLETT: Don't you talk about my mother like that! 808 00:29:14,488 --> 00:29:16,948 JIMBO: Your mother and I invented the Snatch Game, okay? 809 00:29:17,048 --> 00:29:19,388 You miss your mother? Smell my goddamn fingers. 810 00:29:19,488 --> 00:29:20,828 [laughter] 811 00:29:20,928 --> 00:29:22,587 SCARLETT: Get your fingers out of my face! 812 00:29:22,687 --> 00:29:24,627 ILONA: I'll fuckin' smell your fingers, yeah. 813 00:29:24,727 --> 00:29:26,227 JIMBO: Oh, my God! 814 00:29:26,327 --> 00:29:29,306 BROOKE LYNN: We really should move on, ladies. 815 00:29:29,406 --> 00:29:31,586 JIMBO: Someone have my finger removed. 816 00:29:31,686 --> 00:29:34,066 BROOKE LYNN: Alright, enough. You are all wrong. 817 00:29:34,166 --> 00:29:35,546 ILONA: You fuckin' like that? 818 00:29:35,646 --> 00:29:38,585 BROOKE LYNN: Okay, Colin, it's back to you. 819 00:29:38,685 --> 00:29:41,745 Freaky Franny is so freaky, when she pole dances, 820 00:29:41,845 --> 00:29:45,104 she uses a blank. 821 00:29:45,204 --> 00:29:47,384 COLIN: A hockey stick. JUSTIN: Yes! 822 00:29:47,484 --> 00:29:49,064 BROOKE LYNN: JoJo, I'm sure you have an answer. 823 00:29:49,164 --> 00:29:50,664 LEMON: I sure do got an answer. 824 00:29:50,764 --> 00:29:53,303 The way I pole dance, which I love to dance, 825 00:29:53,403 --> 00:29:57,583 I always do it on a Pixie Stick filled with cocaine. 826 00:29:57,683 --> 00:29:59,223 [laughter] 827 00:29:59,323 --> 00:30:00,562 RITA: I would like to have some. LEMON: Thanks, Joan. 828 00:30:00,642 --> 00:30:02,542 I'm having the best time ever here at the Snatch Game. 829 00:30:02,642 --> 00:30:04,622 How are you feeling? 'Cause I'm feeling really good. 830 00:30:04,722 --> 00:30:06,302 This is great! 'Ey! 831 00:30:06,402 --> 00:30:08,741 SCARLETT: Someone get that child an Adderall or something. 832 00:30:08,841 --> 00:30:11,421 BROOKE LYNN: Up next, Mariah Carey. 833 00:30:11,521 --> 00:30:13,501 KIARA: As artists, it's important to remember 834 00:30:13,601 --> 00:30:16,180 that we always dance with our emotions. 835 00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:18,020 BROOKE LYNN: So, what is your answer, Mimi? 836 00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:20,220 KIARA: Emotions. 837 00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:22,420 BROOKE LYNN: Emotions. Okay, thank you. 838 00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:24,219 Liza? 839 00:30:24,319 --> 00:30:25,599 SCARLETT: Well, I don't know much about dancing on poles, 840 00:30:25,679 --> 00:30:27,979 so I just put "new wig" because when you're tired 841 00:30:28,079 --> 00:30:30,619 of your shitty old one, just throw on a new one, 842 00:30:30,719 --> 00:30:33,618 and you'll be good to go! [laughter] 843 00:30:33,718 --> 00:30:36,738 SCARLETT: Good to go, darling, good to go! 844 00:30:36,838 --> 00:30:39,417 BROOKE LYNN: Edith, my dear, what did you write down? 845 00:30:39,517 --> 00:30:42,937 RITA: So I just write down "magic." 846 00:30:43,037 --> 00:30:45,937 You know, just like these pills, it's magical. [snoring] 847 00:30:46,037 --> 00:30:47,336 [laughter] 848 00:30:47,436 --> 00:30:48,936 BROOKE LYNN: Edith, Edith, wake up. 849 00:30:49,036 --> 00:30:50,536 RITA: Where the fuck are we? 850 00:30:50,636 --> 00:30:52,496 [laughter] 851 00:30:52,596 --> 00:30:54,576 LEMON: Rita is so in character, 852 00:30:54,676 --> 00:30:57,735 and I am living for Edith Piaf. 853 00:30:57,835 --> 00:30:59,455 SCARLETT: Tell her to go back to bed. 854 00:30:59,555 --> 00:31:01,535 BROOKE LYNN: I'm sorry, but that's not a match. 855 00:31:01,635 --> 00:31:03,294 [Rita snoring] 856 00:31:03,394 --> 00:31:04,694 BROOKE LYNN: Alright, this may be a huge mistake, 857 00:31:04,794 --> 00:31:06,894 but I have one more question. 858 00:31:06,994 --> 00:31:10,293 Colin, the surgeon said, "This queen I'm operating on 859 00:31:10,393 --> 00:31:11,933 "must be a magician. 860 00:31:12,033 --> 00:31:17,173 "When I reached in to pull out her appendix, I got a blank." 861 00:31:17,273 --> 00:31:18,652 COLIN: A white rabbit. [laughter] 862 00:31:18,752 --> 00:31:20,572 PRIYANKA: I'm sitting there looking around, 863 00:31:20,672 --> 00:31:22,492 being like, "Oh, all these girls are gonna 864 00:31:22,592 --> 00:31:24,492 "come with funny answers. What am I gonna do?" 865 00:31:24,592 --> 00:31:26,171 BROOKE LYNN: Let's see how many matches you got. 866 00:31:26,271 --> 00:31:27,691 Okay, celebrities. 867 00:31:27,791 --> 00:31:29,811 Miss Cleo. SCARLETT: Oh, God. 868 00:31:29,911 --> 00:31:33,051 PRIYANKA: Listen, Miss Cleo knows all and she sees all. 869 00:31:33,151 --> 00:31:34,730 BROOKE LYNN: Mm-hm, except for everything. 870 00:31:34,830 --> 00:31:36,050 [laughter] 871 00:31:36,150 --> 00:31:37,970 PRIYANKA: I said "a bottle of rum," 872 00:31:38,070 --> 00:31:40,850 because them queens love to drink. 873 00:31:40,950 --> 00:31:43,049 ♪ 874 00:31:43,149 --> 00:31:45,089 SCARLETT: Can someone get me a drink, please? 875 00:31:45,189 --> 00:31:48,449 PRIYANKA: I'm so bad, oh, my God! 876 00:31:48,549 --> 00:31:50,328 BROOKE LYNN: Oh, no match. 877 00:31:50,428 --> 00:31:53,288 Um, Edith? 878 00:31:53,388 --> 00:31:56,488 Instead of an appendix, what did the surgeon pull out? 879 00:31:56,588 --> 00:31:58,847 RITA: I just wrote "coffin." [laughter] 880 00:31:58,947 --> 00:32:00,207 BROOKE LYNN: He pulled a coffin? 881 00:32:00,307 --> 00:32:03,287 RITA: Can you please bring me my coffin back? 882 00:32:03,387 --> 00:32:05,246 I am tired of this shit show. [laughter] 883 00:32:05,346 --> 00:32:06,806 BROOKE LYNN: Unfortunately, not a match, 884 00:32:06,906 --> 00:32:08,686 but we will get working on that coffin for you. 885 00:32:08,786 --> 00:32:10,806 [laughter] 886 00:32:10,906 --> 00:32:13,365 KIARA: A bottle of champagne because I need a drink. 887 00:32:13,465 --> 00:32:14,445 ILONA: Share that fucking drink. 888 00:32:14,545 --> 00:32:15,805 KIARA: I don't want to share it. 889 00:32:15,905 --> 00:32:17,965 I want one. SCARLETT: I think we lost one. 890 00:32:18,065 --> 00:32:20,844 BROOKE LYNN: And that is all the time we have for today! 891 00:32:20,944 --> 00:32:23,124 And the winner of the Snatch Game is 892 00:32:23,224 --> 00:32:25,524 the town of Dildo, Newfoundland! 893 00:32:25,624 --> 00:32:27,284 JIMBO: Oh, gawd. 894 00:32:27,384 --> 00:32:28,783 BROOKE LYNN: Colin and Justin, thanks so much for playing, 895 00:32:28,863 --> 00:32:32,603 and we will see you next time on the Snatch Game. 896 00:32:32,703 --> 00:32:36,202 ♪ 897 00:32:36,302 --> 00:32:39,402 ♪ 898 00:32:39,502 --> 00:32:42,522 ♪ 899 00:32:42,622 --> 00:32:44,321 ♪ 900 00:32:44,421 --> 00:32:46,361 BOA: Ooh, we're here! 901 00:32:46,461 --> 00:32:49,401 SCARLETT: We're here to make it clear. 902 00:32:49,501 --> 00:32:52,200 BOA: So, ladies, we are the first ever queens to do Snatch Game 903 00:32:52,300 --> 00:32:55,360 on Canada's Drag Race! [all cheering] 904 00:32:55,460 --> 00:32:56,960 SCARLETT: I feel like that was an iconic 905 00:32:57,060 --> 00:32:59,399 Canadian her-story moment. 906 00:32:59,499 --> 00:33:01,759 PRIYANKA: I feel like I made history with the worst 907 00:33:01,859 --> 00:33:03,959 Canadian Snatch Game ever! 908 00:33:04,059 --> 00:33:06,239 ILONA: Priyanka, can you stop playing the victim? 909 00:33:06,339 --> 00:33:10,038 [oohing & laughter] 910 00:33:10,138 --> 00:33:11,278 SCARLETT: How are you feeling? 911 00:33:11,378 --> 00:33:12,998 Are you feeling a little nervous? 912 00:33:13,098 --> 00:33:14,837 KIARA: I'm good with improv when I make my own characters 913 00:33:14,937 --> 00:33:16,677 and when I feel some freedom. 914 00:33:16,777 --> 00:33:18,797 But I feel like, with Mariah, I had to like really stick to it 915 00:33:18,897 --> 00:33:20,237 and didn't know how to get out of it, 916 00:33:20,337 --> 00:33:22,157 and how to make people laugh. 917 00:33:22,257 --> 00:33:24,196 KIARA: I regret that I didn't do a good job at the Snatch Game, 918 00:33:24,296 --> 00:33:26,276 so I'm gonna do my best on the runway, 919 00:33:26,376 --> 00:33:28,116 and do my best to stay in the competition. 920 00:33:28,216 --> 00:33:29,476 KIARA: Yeah. 921 00:33:29,576 --> 00:33:32,075 SCARLETT: So, guys, I'm so excited 922 00:33:32,175 --> 00:33:34,915 it's Night of a Thousand Celines! 923 00:33:35,015 --> 00:33:37,235 [all cheering] 924 00:33:37,335 --> 00:33:40,234 SCARLETT: Let's do it! 925 00:33:40,334 --> 00:33:42,594 ♪ 926 00:33:42,694 --> 00:33:45,234 ♪ 927 00:33:45,334 --> 00:33:47,153 ILONA: I hope I make Celine Dion proud. 928 00:33:47,253 --> 00:33:49,833 SCARLETT: We better. [laughter] 929 00:33:49,933 --> 00:33:52,713 LEMON: So, Jimbo, how do you feel like you did in Snatch Game? 930 00:33:52,813 --> 00:33:54,352 JIMBO: Uh, I had so much fun. 931 00:33:54,452 --> 00:33:56,272 LEMON: I thought you were so good. 932 00:33:56,372 --> 00:33:58,192 JIMBO: Doing that is my favourite thing. 933 00:33:58,292 --> 00:34:01,032 JIMBO: I love when people laugh, and I love making people laugh. 934 00:34:01,132 --> 00:34:03,671 JIMBO: It was funny to see like the key to Brooke Lynn's humour. 935 00:34:03,771 --> 00:34:05,671 You know when you hear that sound that's like inescapable. 936 00:34:05,771 --> 00:34:07,231 LEMON: Yeah. 937 00:34:07,331 --> 00:34:11,190 JIMBO: My childhood was really chaotic. 938 00:34:11,290 --> 00:34:14,310 When I was in school, I was judged so much 939 00:34:14,410 --> 00:34:17,189 about being gay or feminine. 940 00:34:17,289 --> 00:34:18,749 I was very awkward. 941 00:34:18,849 --> 00:34:20,309 I had no friends. 942 00:34:20,409 --> 00:34:23,509 I wore different clothes than other people. 943 00:34:23,609 --> 00:34:25,868 I was interested in different things than other people 944 00:34:25,968 --> 00:34:27,748 and I didn't really fit in. 945 00:34:27,848 --> 00:34:31,228 But in grade 10, I was on the bus, 946 00:34:31,328 --> 00:34:34,747 I made a joke, and everyone laughed. 947 00:34:34,847 --> 00:34:38,027 Being myself in that moment paid off, and from that moment, 948 00:34:38,127 --> 00:34:40,946 I started to just rely on my sense of humour 949 00:34:41,046 --> 00:34:44,226 and to be more myself, and I was able to make friends. 950 00:34:44,326 --> 00:34:48,465 It's a really powerful message to show people that 951 00:34:48,565 --> 00:34:53,425 you can be stepped on but you can rise up. 952 00:34:53,525 --> 00:34:55,425 PRIYANKA: Kiara? KIARA: Yes? 953 00:34:55,525 --> 00:34:56,604 PRIYANKA: Does your dad know you do drag? 954 00:34:56,684 --> 00:34:58,424 KIARA: My stepdad, yeah. 955 00:34:58,524 --> 00:35:00,184 PRIYANKA: Okay. What about your...? 956 00:35:00,284 --> 00:35:02,744 KIARA: My biological dad, like my parents 957 00:35:02,844 --> 00:35:04,543 separated when I was three. 958 00:35:04,643 --> 00:35:06,023 I was not really close with him. 959 00:35:06,123 --> 00:35:07,623 PRIYANKA: Okay. 960 00:35:07,723 --> 00:35:09,823 KIARA: Like he wanted me to, you know, have like a-- 961 00:35:09,923 --> 00:35:12,142 like a... PRIYANKA: Man job? 962 00:35:12,242 --> 00:35:13,502 KIARA: Yeah, a man job or whatever, 963 00:35:13,602 --> 00:35:15,102 and I never felt like that. 964 00:35:15,202 --> 00:35:18,142 You know, I always wanted to have like his approval, 965 00:35:18,242 --> 00:35:19,781 in a way, but I never really like... 966 00:35:19,881 --> 00:35:20,981 PRIYANKA: Got it? KIARA: ...got it. 967 00:35:21,081 --> 00:35:22,581 KIARA: I feel like everybody wants approval 968 00:35:22,681 --> 00:35:23,861 from their parents. 969 00:35:23,961 --> 00:35:26,021 It's just natural, I think. 970 00:35:26,121 --> 00:35:27,660 KIARA: If I'm successful at what I do, 971 00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:30,220 I feel like he will be happy. 972 00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:32,340 KIARA: Drag is an art, like any other, 973 00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:35,539 so I just hope that he sees it as not just like a hobby 974 00:35:35,639 --> 00:35:38,619 but really like a passion and a career. 975 00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:40,339 BOA: I'm gonna make Celine so proud. 976 00:35:40,439 --> 00:35:41,699 Are you guys? [all cheering] 977 00:35:41,799 --> 00:35:43,378 SCARLETT: Oh, yeah. 978 00:35:43,478 --> 00:35:44,758 This is the one runway that none of us can fuck up 979 00:35:44,838 --> 00:35:46,858 because we're Canadian. 980 00:35:46,958 --> 00:35:48,498 LEMON: And Brooke Lynn did it already. 981 00:35:48,598 --> 00:35:51,417 [laughter] 982 00:35:51,517 --> 00:35:54,617 ♪ 983 00:35:54,717 --> 00:35:58,416 ♪ 984 00:35:58,516 --> 00:36:02,936 ♪ 985 00:36:03,036 --> 00:36:06,335 ♪ 986 00:36:06,435 --> 00:36:10,055 ♪ Covergirl, put the bass in your walk ♪ 987 00:36:10,155 --> 00:36:11,615 ♪ Head to toe let your whole body talk ♪ 988 00:36:11,715 --> 00:36:14,294 JEFFREY: Oh, she's going that way. [laughs] 989 00:36:14,394 --> 00:36:15,974 ♪ And what? ♪ 990 00:36:16,074 --> 00:36:18,294 [applause] 991 00:36:18,394 --> 00:36:22,133 MARY: Welcome to the main stage of Canada's Drag Race. 992 00:36:22,233 --> 00:36:25,253 I'm Mary Walsh, and I am over the moon thrilled 993 00:36:25,353 --> 00:36:27,533 to be the extra special guest host. 994 00:36:27,633 --> 00:36:28,893 [applause] 995 00:36:28,993 --> 00:36:30,932 MARY: Stacey McKenzie, there you are. 996 00:36:31,032 --> 00:36:34,812 Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman, you are so cute. 997 00:36:34,912 --> 00:36:37,931 Miss Brooke Lynn Hytes, have you ever tasted cod tongue? 998 00:36:38,031 --> 00:36:39,131 BROOKE LYNN: [laughs] I'm sorry. 999 00:36:39,231 --> 00:36:40,531 I don't speak East Coast lesbian. 1000 00:36:40,631 --> 00:36:42,411 [laughter] 1001 00:36:42,511 --> 00:36:44,931 MARY: This week, the queens were challenged to give us 1002 00:36:45,031 --> 00:36:48,010 their best celebrity impressions in Canada's 1003 00:36:48,110 --> 00:36:50,570 very first Snatch Game. 1004 00:36:50,670 --> 00:36:52,050 And tonight, on the runway, 1005 00:36:52,150 --> 00:36:56,049 category is "Night of a Thousand Celines." 1006 00:36:56,149 --> 00:36:59,089 Gentlemen, start your engines, 1007 00:36:59,189 --> 00:37:02,968 and may the best woman win! 1008 00:37:03,068 --> 00:37:07,728 ♪ 1009 00:37:07,828 --> 00:37:09,607 MARY: First up, Boa. 1010 00:37:09,707 --> 00:37:12,447 BROOKE LYNN: Fringe, fringe, fringe across the board. 1011 00:37:12,547 --> 00:37:15,007 BOA: This look is inspired by Celine at the Met Gala. 1012 00:37:15,107 --> 00:37:17,326 I am serving car wash realness in this gorgeous 1013 00:37:17,426 --> 00:37:18,926 feather headpiece, and this almost 1014 00:37:19,026 --> 00:37:20,366 floor-length fringe. 1015 00:37:20,466 --> 00:37:22,686 Do you need a wash? Full service, honey. 1016 00:37:22,786 --> 00:37:25,085 JEFFREY: No headdress for the wicked. 1017 00:37:25,185 --> 00:37:26,845 MARY: Shave your armpits. [laughter] 1018 00:37:26,945 --> 00:37:29,165 MARY: Next up, Scarlett BoBo. 1019 00:37:29,265 --> 00:37:30,685 STACEY: Poof, there it is. 1020 00:37:30,785 --> 00:37:32,764 BROOKE LYNN: Satin-her? I don't even know her. 1021 00:37:32,864 --> 00:37:35,524 SCARLETT: I'm honouring Celine Dion with my Paris Fashion Week 1022 00:37:35,624 --> 00:37:38,764 bedtime eleganza. 1023 00:37:38,864 --> 00:37:40,363 JEFFREY: Oh, it's so hard to get out of bed. 1024 00:37:40,463 --> 00:37:42,243 BROOKE LYNN: Just take it with you. 1025 00:37:42,343 --> 00:37:45,363 SCARLETT: I'm serving you soft face, this cute little bun, 1026 00:37:45,463 --> 00:37:47,243 this elegant, off-the-shoulder dress. 1027 00:37:47,343 --> 00:37:51,082 I'm like, "Oh, look at my glittery collarbones." 1028 00:37:51,182 --> 00:37:52,322 MARY: Kiara. 1029 00:37:52,422 --> 00:37:54,642 JEFFREY: Ruffles all dressed, bitch. 1030 00:37:54,742 --> 00:37:56,281 STACEY: A new gay has come. 1031 00:37:56,381 --> 00:38:00,681 KIARA: Tonight, the fantasy is Celine album release realness. 1032 00:38:00,781 --> 00:38:02,801 I am serving legs on the runway. 1033 00:38:02,901 --> 00:38:04,120 I'm serving ruffles. 1034 00:38:04,220 --> 00:38:06,560 I'm feeling sexy in this ponytail. 1035 00:38:06,660 --> 00:38:09,720 BROOKE LYNN: A French exit. JUDGES: Au revoir . 1036 00:38:09,820 --> 00:38:11,279 STACEY: Sortie. 1037 00:38:11,379 --> 00:38:12,719 MARY: Rita Baga. 1038 00:38:12,819 --> 00:38:14,919 BROOKE LYNN: I will sell this house today. 1039 00:38:15,019 --> 00:38:19,198 RITA: The inspiration is Celine before and after the fame. 1040 00:38:19,298 --> 00:38:22,998 I'm serving you '80s ugly realness, and ooh, 1041 00:38:23,098 --> 00:38:24,638 a little reveal. BROOKE LYNN: Oh! 1042 00:38:24,738 --> 00:38:27,117 RITA: She's wearing a black sequin dress. 1043 00:38:27,217 --> 00:38:28,357 She looks lovely. 1044 00:38:28,457 --> 00:38:30,797 JEFFREY: Her heart does go on, and on... 1045 00:38:30,897 --> 00:38:32,197 JEFFREY & MARY: ...and on. 1046 00:38:32,297 --> 00:38:34,076 RITA: She's strutting. She's walking. 1047 00:38:34,176 --> 00:38:36,876 She's goofing all around, just like the Celine we know. 1048 00:38:36,976 --> 00:38:38,396 BROOKE LYNN: Oh, the duck walk of shame. 1049 00:38:38,496 --> 00:38:39,676 I know it well. 1050 00:38:39,776 --> 00:38:41,196 MARY: Jimbo. 1051 00:38:41,296 --> 00:38:43,115 JEFFREY: Oh! MARY: Oh! 1052 00:38:43,215 --> 00:38:46,315 JIMBO: I am inspired by Celine Dion Paris Fashion Week. 1053 00:38:46,415 --> 00:38:48,595 MARY: Drill sergeant Celine Dion. 1054 00:38:48,695 --> 00:38:51,314 BROOKE LYNN: Drive all night and drop and give them 20. 1055 00:38:51,414 --> 00:38:53,194 JIMBO: I'm sparkling from head to toe, 1056 00:38:53,294 --> 00:38:55,114 showing off my rhinestone glasses 1057 00:38:55,214 --> 00:38:56,474 and my rhinestone shoulders. 1058 00:38:56,574 --> 00:38:58,753 I've just escaped from Celine Dion boot camp, 1059 00:38:58,853 --> 00:39:00,713 and I'm here to serve you fashion. 1060 00:39:00,813 --> 00:39:02,753 STACEY: Are those shoulders the Dion quintuplets? 1061 00:39:02,853 --> 00:39:04,633 [laughter] 1062 00:39:04,733 --> 00:39:06,672 MARY: Next is Lemon. 1063 00:39:06,772 --> 00:39:10,312 LEMON: I am serving you her 1998 Oscars performance, 1064 00:39:10,412 --> 00:39:12,032 where she won an Oscar. 1065 00:39:12,132 --> 00:39:14,991 BROOKE LYNN: Queer, far, wherever you are. 1066 00:39:15,091 --> 00:39:16,991 LEMON: I feel gorgeous in this dress, 1067 00:39:17,091 --> 00:39:19,671 and I feel like I am the heart of the ocean. 1068 00:39:19,771 --> 00:39:21,990 Didn't the old lady drop it in the ocean in the end? 1069 00:39:22,090 --> 00:39:25,270 Well, baby, I went down and got it for you. 1070 00:39:25,370 --> 00:39:28,589 MARY: Next up, Ilona Verley. 1071 00:39:28,689 --> 00:39:32,229 ILONA: I'm doing Celine Dion and Elsa Schiaparelli, 2017. 1072 00:39:32,329 --> 00:39:35,229 I want to show the judges that I can walk in an actual heel. 1073 00:39:35,329 --> 00:39:37,468 I'm giving you "find the life alert 1074 00:39:37,568 --> 00:39:39,028 'cause I'm about to drop dead in these fucking shoes." 1075 00:39:39,128 --> 00:39:41,108 BROOKE LYNN: My EKG machine just says "slut." 1076 00:39:41,208 --> 00:39:43,028 ILONA: She's rhinestoned. She's glistening. 1077 00:39:43,128 --> 00:39:45,107 She's letting the judges have it. 1078 00:39:45,207 --> 00:39:47,947 MARY: Is she wearing a life jacket on her bottom? 1079 00:39:48,047 --> 00:39:50,027 MARY: And Priyanka. 1080 00:39:50,127 --> 00:39:51,387 BROOKE LYNN: Oh, here comes the bride. 1081 00:39:51,487 --> 00:39:53,266 MARY: Oh! 1082 00:39:53,366 --> 00:39:55,426 PRIYANKA: Look at this wedding dress! 1083 00:39:55,526 --> 00:39:59,066 It is the exact replica of the one she wore. 1084 00:39:59,166 --> 00:40:02,185 STACEY: She's father and the bride. 1085 00:40:02,285 --> 00:40:03,985 PRIYANKA: And shablam, there's another dress 1086 00:40:04,085 --> 00:40:05,585 under the wedding dress! 1087 00:40:05,685 --> 00:40:07,864 I am serving her icon award dress. 1088 00:40:07,964 --> 00:40:08,984 Thank you so much. 1089 00:40:09,084 --> 00:40:11,144 Thank you and goodnight. 1090 00:40:11,244 --> 00:40:14,784 ♪ 1091 00:40:14,884 --> 00:40:16,943 ♪ 1092 00:40:17,043 --> 00:40:19,543 MARY: Well, welcome, ladies. 1093 00:40:19,643 --> 00:40:22,543 STACEY: Based on your performance in the Snatch Game, 1094 00:40:22,643 --> 00:40:26,982 and your runway presentation, we've made some decisions. 1095 00:40:27,082 --> 00:40:30,302 When I call your name, please step forward. 1096 00:40:30,402 --> 00:40:32,741 Ilona Verley... 1097 00:40:32,841 --> 00:40:35,701 Scarlett BoBo... 1098 00:40:35,801 --> 00:40:38,061 You are both safe. 1099 00:40:38,161 --> 00:40:41,500 You may leave the stage and head back to the workroom. 1100 00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:45,500 ♪ 1101 00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:48,779 STACEY: Ladies, you represent the tops and the bottoms 1102 00:40:48,879 --> 00:40:50,659 of this week. 1103 00:40:50,759 --> 00:40:53,379 ♪ 1104 00:40:53,479 --> 00:40:56,698 MARY: It's now time for the judges' critiques. 1105 00:40:56,798 --> 00:40:58,498 STACEY: First up, Boa. 1106 00:40:58,598 --> 00:41:00,298 Brooke Lynn, what did you think of her performance 1107 00:41:00,398 --> 00:41:01,818 on Snatch Game? 1108 00:41:01,918 --> 00:41:03,217 BROOKE LYNN: It wasn't as good as I wanted you to be. 1109 00:41:03,317 --> 00:41:04,737 BOA: Okay. BROOKE LYNN: With the makeup, 1110 00:41:04,837 --> 00:41:06,737 I would have loved you to have gone sicker with it, 1111 00:41:06,837 --> 00:41:08,377 more red under the eyes. 1112 00:41:08,477 --> 00:41:11,056 As for this look, there's way too much fringe. 1113 00:41:11,156 --> 00:41:12,536 I completely lose your shape in this. 1114 00:41:12,636 --> 00:41:14,496 STACEY: Jeffrey. 1115 00:41:14,596 --> 00:41:16,296 JEFFREY: So in your Snatch Game, I felt like you were 1116 00:41:16,396 --> 00:41:18,415 a little bit scared of making fun of her. 1117 00:41:18,515 --> 00:41:20,855 BOA: I didn't want to get like too crazy. 1118 00:41:20,955 --> 00:41:22,535 I should have just went full force. 1119 00:41:22,635 --> 00:41:24,695 I could have gave you the craziest act I've ever done, 1120 00:41:24,795 --> 00:41:27,374 and I held back. JEFFREY: You certainly did. 1121 00:41:27,474 --> 00:41:29,614 This look tonight, I can see that you were padded 1122 00:41:29,714 --> 00:41:32,294 and you were cinched, but we can't see any of that. 1123 00:41:32,394 --> 00:41:33,893 STACEY: In your Snatch Game, you were holding back. 1124 00:41:33,993 --> 00:41:35,133 BOA: Well... 1125 00:41:35,233 --> 00:41:36,693 STACEY: And I knew you had it in you 1126 00:41:36,793 --> 00:41:38,173 to just like let loose and let go. 1127 00:41:38,273 --> 00:41:40,293 Don't be afraid to do that. BOA: Yeah. 1128 00:41:40,393 --> 00:41:42,252 STACEY: Jeffrey, what did you think of Kiara? 1129 00:41:42,352 --> 00:41:45,492 JEFFREY: You seemed so confident in your choice of Mariah Carey. 1130 00:41:45,592 --> 00:41:47,412 KIARA: Yeah. 1131 00:41:47,512 --> 00:41:48,831 JEFFREY: And then, when you had to deliver as Mariah Carey, 1132 00:41:48,911 --> 00:41:50,371 where did she go? 1133 00:41:50,471 --> 00:41:52,171 KIARA: She went Mariah Scary, honey. 1134 00:41:52,271 --> 00:41:53,611 She, uh, I don't know where she went. 1135 00:41:53,711 --> 00:41:55,451 I got stuck. 1136 00:41:55,551 --> 00:41:57,370 BROOKE LYNN: Mariah Carey is an extremely hard person 1137 00:41:57,470 --> 00:42:01,010 to make funny and it didn't work for you, unfortunately. 1138 00:42:01,110 --> 00:42:03,250 On the runway, you look gorgeous. 1139 00:42:03,350 --> 00:42:05,329 The outfit is gorgeous. I love it. 1140 00:42:05,429 --> 00:42:07,889 It's simplistic, but you have to be so careful 1141 00:42:07,989 --> 00:42:09,529 when you do a ponytail wig. 1142 00:42:09,629 --> 00:42:11,169 It doesn't look great. 1143 00:42:11,269 --> 00:42:13,528 MARY: Well, I have to disagree about the hair. 1144 00:42:13,628 --> 00:42:15,408 I really liked the hair. KIARA: Thank you. 1145 00:42:15,508 --> 00:42:17,088 MARY: But Mariah Carey, 1146 00:42:17,188 --> 00:42:19,688 it's all breasts with me and Mariah Carey. 1147 00:42:19,788 --> 00:42:21,727 You know what I mean? That's all I ever see. 1148 00:42:21,827 --> 00:42:23,567 STACEY: She's always like sexed out. 1149 00:42:23,667 --> 00:42:26,167 Even if you were just to be like whatever. 1150 00:42:26,267 --> 00:42:27,766 You know, and just be showing titties. 1151 00:42:27,866 --> 00:42:29,286 KIARA: Yeah. 1152 00:42:29,386 --> 00:42:30,306 STACEY: It would have given the character more 1153 00:42:30,386 --> 00:42:32,886 of a Mariah feel to it. KIARA: Yeah. 1154 00:42:32,986 --> 00:42:35,006 STACEY: Next up, Rita Baga. 1155 00:42:35,106 --> 00:42:37,205 MARY: It really interests me when people do things 1156 00:42:37,305 --> 00:42:40,245 that aren't glamourous, when people do characters. 1157 00:42:40,345 --> 00:42:42,965 RITA: Can you please bring me my coffin back? 1158 00:42:43,065 --> 00:42:45,164 I'm tired of this shit show. 1159 00:42:45,264 --> 00:42:46,764 BROOKE LYNN: Everyone was kind of doing this with you, 1160 00:42:46,864 --> 00:42:48,404 like, "What is she gonna do next?" 1161 00:42:48,504 --> 00:42:50,004 One of my favourite Snatch Games I've ever seen ever. 1162 00:42:50,104 --> 00:42:51,723 RITA: Oh, thank you. 1163 00:42:51,823 --> 00:42:54,123 BROOKE LYNN: Your runway look, a very odd choice for Celine 1164 00:42:54,223 --> 00:42:55,483 looks when there are so many. 1165 00:42:55,583 --> 00:42:57,363 MARY: What were you going for with that walk? 1166 00:42:57,463 --> 00:42:59,242 RITA: In Love Can Move Mountains, 1167 00:42:59,342 --> 00:43:01,242 she spent the entire song doing that, like this. 1168 00:43:01,342 --> 00:43:02,962 MARY: Oh! 1169 00:43:03,062 --> 00:43:04,642 JEFFREY: Everyone in Quebec has a crazy French aunt 1170 00:43:04,742 --> 00:43:07,161 that's just like Celine Dion, so I got it. 1171 00:43:07,261 --> 00:43:08,881 STACEY: You killed it again. RITA: Thank you! 1172 00:43:08,981 --> 00:43:10,601 STACEY: Great job. RITA: Merci beaucoup. 1173 00:43:10,701 --> 00:43:12,441 STACEY: Next is Jimbo. 1174 00:43:12,541 --> 00:43:14,720 MARY: I thought you were great as Joan Rivers. 1175 00:43:14,820 --> 00:43:17,320 JIMBO: Oh! Oh, gawd! 1176 00:43:17,420 --> 00:43:20,040 MARY: You did enough changes and surprising things 1177 00:43:20,140 --> 00:43:22,319 to keep me with you. I was really very impressed. 1178 00:43:22,419 --> 00:43:23,919 Thank you very much. 1179 00:43:24,019 --> 00:43:25,359 BROOKE LYNN: Did you have fun during Snatch Game? 1180 00:43:25,459 --> 00:43:28,599 JIMBO: I had the time of my life. 1181 00:43:28,699 --> 00:43:30,958 MARY: Often, that's the secret to the whole thing, isn't it? 1182 00:43:31,058 --> 00:43:32,398 When somebody's having a good time, 1183 00:43:32,498 --> 00:43:34,478 you can't help but go along with them, right? 1184 00:43:34,578 --> 00:43:36,118 STACEY: When it came to the runway, hello. 1185 00:43:36,218 --> 00:43:38,237 You had everybody's mouth dropped from the time 1186 00:43:38,337 --> 00:43:39,917 you walked out to the time you walked off. 1187 00:43:40,017 --> 00:43:42,277 JIMBO: Thank you so much. STACEY: Big up yourself Jimbo. 1188 00:43:42,377 --> 00:43:43,677 BROOKE LYNN: Big up yourself as well. 1189 00:43:43,777 --> 00:43:45,357 [laughter] MARY: Do what? 1190 00:43:45,457 --> 00:43:46,556 STACEY: It's a Jamaican thing. 1191 00:43:46,656 --> 00:43:47,996 JEFFREY: It's a black thing, honey. 1192 00:43:48,096 --> 00:43:49,316 It's a black thing. JIMBO: Yes, thank you. 1193 00:43:49,416 --> 00:43:50,716 STACEY: What did you think about Lemon? 1194 00:43:50,816 --> 00:43:53,515 BROOKE LYNN: You were magnificent. 1195 00:43:53,615 --> 00:43:55,875 LEMON: I just wrote maybe it's her hair that keeps falling out. 1196 00:43:55,975 --> 00:43:57,995 Uh, "haiw." [laughter] 1197 00:43:58,095 --> 00:43:59,555 BROOKE LYNN: This is a Snatch Game 1198 00:43:59,655 --> 00:44:01,594 people are going to remember for a very long time. 1199 00:44:01,694 --> 00:44:03,394 JEFFREY: I didn't know who JoJo was. 1200 00:44:03,494 --> 00:44:05,554 I don't care that I didn't know who JoJo was 1201 00:44:05,654 --> 00:44:08,754 because you showed me who she is and I want more of her. 1202 00:44:08,854 --> 00:44:10,473 You were so present. 1203 00:44:10,573 --> 00:44:12,313 You paid attention to everything that everybody was doing. 1204 00:44:12,413 --> 00:44:13,873 It was perfect. 1205 00:44:13,973 --> 00:44:17,392 However, on the runway tonight, I was so disappointed 1206 00:44:17,492 --> 00:44:19,672 after what you delivered in Snatch Game. 1207 00:44:19,772 --> 00:44:20,872 It's kind of basic. 1208 00:44:20,972 --> 00:44:22,472 It's iconic. I get it. 1209 00:44:22,572 --> 00:44:24,272 Titanic, blah, blah, blah. 1210 00:44:24,372 --> 00:44:26,751 But I need to see that personality shine through 1211 00:44:26,851 --> 00:44:28,151 on the runway too. LEMON: Right. 1212 00:44:28,251 --> 00:44:29,631 JEFFREY: Remember that. LEMON: Okay. 1213 00:44:29,731 --> 00:44:32,510 MARY: Sometimes, when I'm dressed up in a completely 1214 00:44:32,610 --> 00:44:35,830 ridiculous felt costume with gold glue around my breasts, 1215 00:44:35,930 --> 00:44:38,830 and a plastic sword, and I'm ambushing the prime minister, 1216 00:44:38,930 --> 00:44:42,069 I sometimes feel so stupid that I decide, 1217 00:44:42,169 --> 00:44:43,589 "Fuck it, I'm just gonna go for it anyway." 1218 00:44:43,689 --> 00:44:45,629 You did a great job, and you completely committed to it, 1219 00:44:45,729 --> 00:44:47,189 and that's what it takes, isn't it? 1220 00:44:47,289 --> 00:44:48,748 LEMON: Yes. 1221 00:44:48,848 --> 00:44:49,728 MARY: But I don't think anybody could act their way 1222 00:44:49,808 --> 00:44:51,148 out of that dress. 1223 00:44:51,248 --> 00:44:52,828 It just covers you up completely. 1224 00:44:52,928 --> 00:44:54,548 LEMON: Yes, of course. 1225 00:44:54,648 --> 00:44:56,147 MARY: You should give yourself a chance to shine forth, 1226 00:44:56,247 --> 00:44:58,587 not behind navy blue jersey. 1227 00:44:58,687 --> 00:45:00,387 BROOKE LYNN: When you're wearing something that simplistic, 1228 00:45:00,487 --> 00:45:03,027 you have to have more shape to your body. 1229 00:45:03,127 --> 00:45:05,546 I would have loved to have seen a really tiny cinched waist. 1230 00:45:05,646 --> 00:45:06,946 LEMON: Yes. 1231 00:45:07,046 --> 00:45:08,166 BROOKE LYNN: I would have loved to see a pad. 1232 00:45:08,246 --> 00:45:09,366 And it just would have elevated it a bit for me. 1233 00:45:09,446 --> 00:45:12,865 STACEY: You were brilliant in Snatch Game. 1234 00:45:12,965 --> 00:45:14,345 I didn't know who JoJo was, at first, 1235 00:45:14,445 --> 00:45:16,505 so I ended up Googling, 1236 00:45:16,605 --> 00:45:19,144 and I'm like, "This is the same person." 1237 00:45:19,244 --> 00:45:20,744 [laughter] LEMON: Thank you. 1238 00:45:20,844 --> 00:45:22,224 STACEY: Thank you, Lemon. 1239 00:45:22,324 --> 00:45:23,864 Priyanka. 1240 00:45:23,964 --> 00:45:25,864 BROOKE LYNN: This runway look, you could have walked out 1241 00:45:25,964 --> 00:45:27,103 in either one of those by themselves, 1242 00:45:27,203 --> 00:45:28,663 and I would have been okay with it. 1243 00:45:28,763 --> 00:45:31,063 And then you put them together, and it was like... 1244 00:45:31,163 --> 00:45:33,863 MARY: I loved everything you did on the runway. 1245 00:45:33,963 --> 00:45:36,422 The whole look was fabulous, and then, 1246 00:45:36,522 --> 00:45:39,702 for you to do brilliant Celine moves, brilliant runway. 1247 00:45:39,802 --> 00:45:41,622 Thank you very much. PRIYANKA: Thank you. 1248 00:45:41,722 --> 00:45:43,741 JEFFREY: Oh, hi, Priyanka. 1249 00:45:43,841 --> 00:45:44,901 PRIYANKA: Oh no, I've been dreading this. 1250 00:45:45,001 --> 00:45:46,381 Hi, Jeffrey! 1251 00:45:46,481 --> 00:45:47,981 JEFFREY: Tell me what I'm thinking right now. 1252 00:45:48,081 --> 00:45:49,261 PRIYANKA: It was really bad. 1253 00:45:49,361 --> 00:45:51,180 JEFFREY: Your choice of Miss Cleo, 1254 00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:52,700 it was an interesting choice. 1255 00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:54,580 PRIYANKA: Call me now! 1256 00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:56,700 JEFFREY: There were so many places to go, 1257 00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:59,059 and you didn't go to any of those places. 1258 00:45:59,159 --> 00:46:00,299 BROOKE LYNN: Because you're psychic, 1259 00:46:00,399 --> 00:46:02,979 I expected you would make a match with Colin. 1260 00:46:03,079 --> 00:46:05,099 PRIYANKA: Hmm. 1261 00:46:05,199 --> 00:46:06,578 Oops. 1262 00:46:06,678 --> 00:46:08,138 MARY: You know, sometimes when you're working with 1263 00:46:08,238 --> 00:46:10,018 other people, and they're doing something amazing, 1264 00:46:10,118 --> 00:46:12,178 just repeat the lines that the funny person said. 1265 00:46:12,278 --> 00:46:13,497 [laughter] 1266 00:46:13,597 --> 00:46:15,177 Use other people's energy because that's what 1267 00:46:15,277 --> 00:46:16,657 improvisation is about, 1268 00:46:16,757 --> 00:46:18,537 and improvisation is about saying yes. 1269 00:46:18,637 --> 00:46:20,897 So, you know, you're not all alone there, 1270 00:46:20,997 --> 00:46:24,016 just trying to create this character by yourself. 1271 00:46:24,116 --> 00:46:26,056 You've got all these other people that you can 1272 00:46:26,156 --> 00:46:27,936 work with and off. 1273 00:46:28,036 --> 00:46:30,015 PRIYANKA: I fucked up real bad. 1274 00:46:30,115 --> 00:46:32,655 BROOKE LYNN: Yeah. It was very one-note. 1275 00:46:32,755 --> 00:46:34,775 PRIYANKA: Oh! I'm so embarrassed. 1276 00:46:34,875 --> 00:46:36,335 STACEY: Thank you, ladies. 1277 00:46:36,435 --> 00:46:39,174 You may untuck in the workroom while we deliberate. 1278 00:46:39,274 --> 00:46:42,874 ♪ 1279 00:46:45,473 --> 00:46:49,133 [snoring] 1280 00:46:49,233 --> 00:46:53,212 [piano lullaby] 1281 00:46:53,312 --> 00:46:55,532 JIMBO: BoBo and Ilona are sleeping? 1282 00:46:55,632 --> 00:46:57,492 This isn't Romper Room, bitch. 1283 00:46:57,592 --> 00:46:59,892 Wake up, girl! 1284 00:46:59,992 --> 00:47:02,651 BOA: Boo! [laughter] 1285 00:47:02,751 --> 00:47:05,251 JIMBO: Oh, my God, you guys talked yourself to sleep? 1286 00:47:05,351 --> 00:47:07,091 [laughter] 1287 00:47:07,191 --> 00:47:09,450 SCARLETT: What happened? What's the T? 1288 00:47:09,550 --> 00:47:11,290 ILONA: Who's in the bottom? Who's lip synching? 1289 00:47:11,390 --> 00:47:13,130 SCARLETT: Uh-oh. ILONA: Who's it gonna be? 1290 00:47:13,230 --> 00:47:14,450 KIARA: Okay, so I'm in the bottom. 1291 00:47:14,550 --> 00:47:15,889 They didn't like my Snatch Game. 1292 00:47:15,989 --> 00:47:18,009 They thought I did not embody Mariah. 1293 00:47:18,109 --> 00:47:19,329 SCARLETT: What about you two? 1294 00:47:19,429 --> 00:47:21,089 BOA: So they said I held back with Gypsy Rose. 1295 00:47:21,189 --> 00:47:22,529 I picked a character and I should have gone 1296 00:47:22,629 --> 00:47:25,648 all the way with it because she was just so fucked. 1297 00:47:25,748 --> 00:47:28,608 KIARA: I was surprised for Priyanka's critique. 1298 00:47:28,708 --> 00:47:30,728 I feel like you might be safe. 1299 00:47:30,828 --> 00:47:32,567 BOA: I think you're safe. PRIYANKA: I don't know. 1300 00:47:32,667 --> 00:47:35,007 I really bombed the maxi challenge. 1301 00:47:35,107 --> 00:47:37,367 LEMON: But they loved your look. 1302 00:47:37,467 --> 00:47:39,446 KIARA: So who deserves to win this week? 1303 00:47:39,546 --> 00:47:40,646 SCARLETT: Miss Cleo, what do you think? 1304 00:47:40,746 --> 00:47:42,406 Can you see a vision? 1305 00:47:42,506 --> 00:47:44,446 JIMBO: Miss Cleo, tell us, what's the future?! 1306 00:47:44,546 --> 00:47:47,365 LEMON: No, she can't. 1307 00:47:47,465 --> 00:47:48,565 Kiki. KIARA: Yes. 1308 00:47:48,665 --> 00:47:50,245 LEMON: How are you feeling now? 1309 00:47:50,345 --> 00:47:53,405 KIARA: I feel ready to destroy anybody who is up against me. 1310 00:47:53,505 --> 00:47:54,804 [all groaning] 1311 00:47:54,904 --> 00:47:56,684 KIARA: Kiki wanna fight, fight. 1312 00:47:56,784 --> 00:47:59,484 PRIYANKA: [slurps] 1313 00:47:59,584 --> 00:48:02,563 [burps] 1314 00:48:02,663 --> 00:48:04,803 STACEY: Just between us A-listers... 1315 00:48:04,903 --> 00:48:06,563 BROOKE LYNN: Don't you mean C-listers? 1316 00:48:06,663 --> 00:48:07,963 JEFFREY: I think she means D-listers. 1317 00:48:08,063 --> 00:48:10,562 MARY: Is this about cup size? [laughter] 1318 00:48:10,662 --> 00:48:11,882 JEFFREY: Something like that. 1319 00:48:11,982 --> 00:48:13,162 STACEY: Let's start with Boa. 1320 00:48:13,262 --> 00:48:14,382 You know, I was really disappointed in Boa 1321 00:48:14,462 --> 00:48:15,562 in Snatch Game. 1322 00:48:15,662 --> 00:48:17,442 You know, I was expecting to get more. 1323 00:48:17,542 --> 00:48:19,601 BROOKE LYNN: She held back, and Snatch Game is the one place 1324 00:48:19,701 --> 00:48:21,241 you cannot hold back. 1325 00:48:21,341 --> 00:48:23,841 On the runway, I just lost her completely in that outfit. 1326 00:48:23,941 --> 00:48:25,081 You don't need that much fringe 1327 00:48:25,181 --> 00:48:26,440 to get the point of fringe across. 1328 00:48:26,540 --> 00:48:29,840 STACEY: Oh my gosh, Kiara as Mariah Carey-- ugh. 1329 00:48:29,940 --> 00:48:32,360 BROOKE LYNN: I didn't see any like effort to be Mariah 1330 00:48:32,460 --> 00:48:34,119 when she was doing it. 1331 00:48:34,219 --> 00:48:36,079 And it was so bizarre because we know she's such a good actor, 1332 00:48:36,179 --> 00:48:37,519 we've seen in the past challenges. 1333 00:48:37,619 --> 00:48:39,679 STACEY: And she just looks so beautiful, but then, 1334 00:48:39,779 --> 00:48:42,158 when she opened her mouth, it was just like, no. 1335 00:48:42,258 --> 00:48:43,638 MARY: I thought she did great in the runway look. 1336 00:48:43,738 --> 00:48:45,038 I love the runway look. 1337 00:48:45,138 --> 00:48:46,318 BROOKE LYNN: Well, you're wrong. 1338 00:48:46,418 --> 00:48:47,638 MARY: No, I'm not, Brooke Lynn. [laughter] 1339 00:48:47,738 --> 00:48:50,557 I am right. 1340 00:48:50,657 --> 00:48:53,477 STACEY: Oh, my gosh, Rita Baga as Edith Piaf. 1341 00:48:53,577 --> 00:48:54,757 With her every move, I wanted to know 1342 00:48:54,857 --> 00:48:56,477 what she was gonna do next. 1343 00:48:56,577 --> 00:48:58,076 JEFFREY: She paid such close attention to the nuance 1344 00:48:58,176 --> 00:48:59,756 of who this person was. 1345 00:48:59,856 --> 00:49:03,196 I was very underwhelmed by the white ensemble, 1346 00:49:03,296 --> 00:49:05,915 when she first came out on the runway, but thank God, 1347 00:49:06,015 --> 00:49:07,835 she pulled that away and gave us that lack look 1348 00:49:07,935 --> 00:49:10,155 because it was really so fun. 1349 00:49:10,255 --> 00:49:13,354 STACEY: Loved Jimbo as Joan Rivers. 1350 00:49:13,454 --> 00:49:14,954 Funny, hilarious. 1351 00:49:15,054 --> 00:49:17,914 JEFFREY: She was channelling every ounce of her, 1352 00:49:18,014 --> 00:49:19,794 and I was living for it. 1353 00:49:19,894 --> 00:49:20,953 MARY: She looked like Joan Rivers. 1354 00:49:21,053 --> 00:49:22,433 She sounded like Joan Rivers. 1355 00:49:22,533 --> 00:49:24,193 She just stayed Joan Rivers the whole time. 1356 00:49:24,293 --> 00:49:26,233 BROOKE LYNN: She did not let me down for a second in that 1357 00:49:26,333 --> 00:49:28,632 Snatch Game, nor did she let me down on that runway. 1358 00:49:28,732 --> 00:49:31,152 I really appreciated the way she elevated that Celine look. 1359 00:49:31,252 --> 00:49:33,472 She sequined it and made it drag. 1360 00:49:33,572 --> 00:49:37,831 JEFFREY: Lemon blew my mind as JoJo. 1361 00:49:37,931 --> 00:49:39,591 MARY: She completely committed to it. 1362 00:49:39,691 --> 00:49:42,231 She was really, really good. STACEY: She was brilliant. 1363 00:49:42,331 --> 00:49:45,270 JEFFREY: She just shines when it comes to acting challenges. 1364 00:49:45,370 --> 00:49:46,590 I just really want to see her do that 1365 00:49:46,690 --> 00:49:48,190 when it comes to the runway. 1366 00:49:48,290 --> 00:49:50,430 STACEY: Oh, my gosh, Priyanka did Miss Cleo. 1367 00:49:50,530 --> 00:49:51,829 I was shocked. 1368 00:49:51,929 --> 00:49:53,709 She didn't bring nothing to that character. 1369 00:49:53,809 --> 00:49:55,029 She was just bland. 1370 00:49:55,129 --> 00:49:56,429 BROOKE LYNN: It was so disappointing, 1371 00:49:56,529 --> 00:49:58,189 especially because she has been so on it 1372 00:49:58,289 --> 00:49:59,628 this entire competition. 1373 00:49:59,728 --> 00:50:02,548 MARY: Priyanka could have so easily interacted 1374 00:50:02,648 --> 00:50:04,908 with all the rest of the contestants. 1375 00:50:05,008 --> 00:50:06,468 Every time somebody said something, 1376 00:50:06,568 --> 00:50:08,067 she could have said, "I knew she was going to say that." 1377 00:50:08,167 --> 00:50:09,467 You know what I mean? [laughter] 1378 00:50:09,567 --> 00:50:12,107 JEFFREY: It was hers to lose and she lost hard. 1379 00:50:12,207 --> 00:50:14,187 STACEY: So, have we made our final decision? 1380 00:50:14,287 --> 00:50:15,386 BROOKE LYNN: I think so. 1381 00:50:15,486 --> 00:50:19,346 STACEY: Bring back our Celines. 1382 00:50:19,446 --> 00:50:22,346 MARY: Welcome back, my queens. 1383 00:50:22,446 --> 00:50:25,425 STACEY: Ladies, based on your runway presentation, 1384 00:50:25,525 --> 00:50:29,705 and Snatch Game, we've made some decisions. 1385 00:50:29,805 --> 00:50:34,064 Jimbo, on the runway, you served us elevated Celine, 1386 00:50:34,164 --> 00:50:39,143 and in the Snatch Game, your Joan was the right kind of mean. 1387 00:50:39,243 --> 00:50:42,903 Rita Baga, the smaller you got, the bigger we laughed. 1388 00:50:43,003 --> 00:50:47,102 Your vie en rose bloomed, and girl, we died. 1389 00:50:47,202 --> 00:50:48,982 Jimbo... 1390 00:50:49,082 --> 00:50:50,462 Con-drag-ulations. 1391 00:50:50,562 --> 00:50:51,982 LEMON: Yay! [applause] 1392 00:50:52,082 --> 00:50:53,542 STACEY: You are the winner of this week's challenge. 1393 00:50:53,642 --> 00:50:56,501 JIMBO: Oh, my God, thank you. Thank you, Joan. 1394 00:50:56,601 --> 00:50:58,221 [laughter] 1395 00:50:58,321 --> 00:51:01,980 STACEY: You have won a fabulous 7-day Caribbean cruise for two, 1396 00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:04,180 courtesy of Pitbull Events. 1397 00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:05,700 JIMBO: [wild laughter] 1398 00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:07,580 [cheering & applause] 1399 00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:09,579 JIMBO: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1400 00:51:09,679 --> 00:51:12,099 JIMBO: I won, and I am so excited. 1401 00:51:12,199 --> 00:51:14,379 This is what I came here to do. 1402 00:51:14,479 --> 00:51:17,818 JIMBO: [Rivers] Oh my gawd, get it to-goddam-gether. 1403 00:51:17,918 --> 00:51:19,418 You're going on a fucking cruise! 1404 00:51:19,518 --> 00:51:22,418 Aah! Oh, my gawd! 1405 00:51:22,518 --> 00:51:24,058 STACEY: You may join the other girls. 1406 00:51:24,158 --> 00:51:25,537 JIMBO: Thank you again. 1407 00:51:25,637 --> 00:51:30,297 [applause & cheering] 1408 00:51:30,397 --> 00:51:32,217 STACEY: Rita Baga... 1409 00:51:32,317 --> 00:51:33,336 You are safe. 1410 00:51:33,436 --> 00:51:35,436 You may leave the stage. 1411 00:51:37,716 --> 00:51:39,496 STACEY: Lemon... 1412 00:51:39,596 --> 00:51:40,815 You are safe. 1413 00:51:40,915 --> 00:51:44,095 You may join the other girls. 1414 00:51:44,195 --> 00:51:48,374 STACEY: Kiara, all we wanted for Christmas was good snatch, 1415 00:51:48,474 --> 00:51:53,014 and on the runway, all you delivered was a pretty package. 1416 00:51:53,114 --> 00:51:57,253 Boa, as Gypsy Rose, you should have murdered. 1417 00:51:57,353 --> 00:52:00,813 But on the runway, where did you hide the body? 1418 00:52:00,913 --> 00:52:03,533 Priyanka, in the Snatch Game, 1419 00:52:03,633 --> 00:52:06,732 your medium sadly crossed over, 1420 00:52:06,832 --> 00:52:09,412 which means, Boa... 1421 00:52:09,512 --> 00:52:10,772 you're safe. 1422 00:52:10,872 --> 00:52:13,131 You may join the other girls. 1423 00:52:13,231 --> 00:52:16,371 BOA: Thank you. 1424 00:52:16,471 --> 00:52:18,011 BOA: Good luck, Kiara. 1425 00:52:18,111 --> 00:52:21,210 STACEY: Kiara, Priyanka, you're up for elimination. 1426 00:52:21,310 --> 00:52:24,730 ♪ 1427 00:52:24,830 --> 00:52:28,049 STACEY: Two queens stand before us. 1428 00:52:28,149 --> 00:52:31,209 Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare 1429 00:52:31,309 --> 00:52:33,649 a lip synch performance of Celine Dion's 1430 00:52:33,749 --> 00:52:35,968 "I Drove All Night." 1431 00:52:36,068 --> 00:52:38,648 This is your last chance to impress us 1432 00:52:38,748 --> 00:52:40,928 and save yourself from elimination. 1433 00:52:41,028 --> 00:52:43,647 ♪ 1434 00:52:43,747 --> 00:52:46,687 MARY: The time has come, ladies, 1435 00:52:46,787 --> 00:52:50,647 for you to lip synch for your life. 1436 00:52:50,747 --> 00:52:53,326 ♪ 1437 00:52:53,426 --> 00:52:54,926 KIARA: If I want to stay in this competition, 1438 00:52:55,026 --> 00:52:57,286 I have to show that I'm more than just a pretty package, 1439 00:52:57,386 --> 00:53:00,165 and that I'm here for a reason, and it's to perform. 1440 00:53:00,265 --> 00:53:02,165 PRIYANKA: I'm up for elimination. 1441 00:53:02,265 --> 00:53:04,445 I knew this was gonna happen. 1442 00:53:04,545 --> 00:53:08,044 All I'm thinking, "Just perform the song and show the world 1443 00:53:08,144 --> 00:53:11,764 "why you make everybody say your name, Priyanka." 1444 00:53:11,864 --> 00:53:16,443 MARY: Good luck, and don't fuck it up, for fuck's sake. 1445 00:53:16,543 --> 00:53:19,603 ♪ 1446 00:53:19,703 --> 00:53:24,602 ♪ 1447 00:53:24,702 --> 00:53:28,562 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 1448 00:53:28,662 --> 00:53:31,841 ♪ Wa-da-da-da ♪ 1449 00:53:31,941 --> 00:53:35,761 ♪ Oh yeah (oh yeah, oh yeah) ♪ 1450 00:53:35,861 --> 00:53:37,720 ♪ I had to escape ♪ 1451 00:53:37,820 --> 00:53:42,080 ♪ The city was sticky and cruel ♪ 1452 00:53:42,180 --> 00:53:45,319 ♪ Maybe I should have called you first ♪ 1453 00:53:45,419 --> 00:53:48,799 ♪ But I was dying to get to you ♪ 1454 00:53:48,899 --> 00:53:51,039 ♪ I was dreaming while I drove ♪ 1455 00:53:51,139 --> 00:53:53,198 ♪ The long straight road ahead ♪ 1456 00:53:53,298 --> 00:53:56,278 ♪ Uh-huh yeah ♪ 1457 00:53:56,378 --> 00:53:59,878 ♪ Could taste your sweet kisses, your arms open wide ♪ 1458 00:53:59,978 --> 00:54:04,277 ♪ This fever for you was just burning me up inside ♪ 1459 00:54:04,377 --> 00:54:07,877 ♪ 1460 00:54:07,977 --> 00:54:09,796 ♪ 1461 00:54:09,896 --> 00:54:14,636 ♪ I drove all night to get to you ♪ 1462 00:54:14,736 --> 00:54:16,755 ♪ 1463 00:54:16,855 --> 00:54:20,555 ♪ Is that all right? ♪ 1464 00:54:20,655 --> 00:54:25,194 ♪ I drove all night, crept in your room ♪ 1465 00:54:25,294 --> 00:54:26,914 ♪ 1466 00:54:27,014 --> 00:54:30,834 ♪ Woke you from your sleep 1467 00:54:30,934 --> 00:54:34,233 to make love to you ♪ 1468 00:54:34,333 --> 00:54:37,873 ♪ Is that all right? ♪ 1469 00:54:37,973 --> 00:54:42,032 ♪ I drove all night ♪ 1470 00:54:42,132 --> 00:54:46,152 ♪ What in this world keeps us from falling apart? ♪ 1471 00:54:46,252 --> 00:54:47,951 ♪ 1472 00:54:48,051 --> 00:54:50,311 ♪ No matter where I go ♪ 1473 00:54:50,411 --> 00:54:54,911 ♪ I hear the beating of our one heart ♪ 1474 00:54:55,011 --> 00:54:59,350 ♪ I think about you when the night is cold and dark ♪ 1475 00:54:59,450 --> 00:55:02,470 ♪ Uh-huh Yeah ♪ 1476 00:55:02,570 --> 00:55:05,989 ♪ No one can move me the way that you do ♪ 1477 00:55:06,089 --> 00:55:10,749 ♪ Nothing erases this feeling between me and you ♪ 1478 00:55:10,849 --> 00:55:15,508 ♪ 1479 00:55:15,608 --> 00:55:20,187 ♪ I drove all night to get to you ♪ 1480 00:55:20,287 --> 00:55:22,827 ♪ 1481 00:55:22,927 --> 00:55:26,267 ♪ Is that all right? ♪ 1482 00:55:26,367 --> 00:55:31,806 ♪ I drove all night, crept in your room ♪ 1483 00:55:33,126 --> 00:55:36,465 ♪ Woke you from your sleep ♪ 1484 00:55:36,565 --> 00:55:40,145 ♪ To make love to you ♪ 1485 00:55:40,245 --> 00:55:43,824 ♪ Is that all right? ♪ 1486 00:55:43,924 --> 00:55:47,904 ♪ I drove all night ♪ 1487 00:55:48,004 --> 00:55:52,023 ♪ 1488 00:55:52,123 --> 00:55:55,863 ♪ 1489 00:55:55,963 --> 00:55:59,062 ♪ I taste your sweet kisses, your arms open wide ♪ 1490 00:55:59,162 --> 00:56:04,102 ♪ This fever for you was just burning me up inside ♪ 1491 00:56:04,202 --> 00:56:08,821 ♪ 1492 00:56:08,921 --> 00:56:12,181 ♪ I drove all night ♪ 1493 00:56:12,281 --> 00:56:16,300 ♪ 1494 00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:21,099 ♪ 1495 00:56:21,199 --> 00:56:23,299 ♪ I drove all night ♪ 1496 00:56:23,399 --> 00:56:25,459 ♪ To get to you ♪ 1497 00:56:25,559 --> 00:56:27,659 JEFFREY: Yes! 1498 00:56:27,759 --> 00:56:32,458 [cheering & applause] 1499 00:56:32,558 --> 00:56:34,058 JEFFREY: Well done, ladies. 1500 00:56:34,158 --> 00:56:35,458 Well done. 1501 00:56:35,558 --> 00:56:38,337 [cheering & applause] 1502 00:56:38,437 --> 00:56:41,497 ♪ 1503 00:56:41,597 --> 00:56:45,736 ♪ 1504 00:56:45,836 --> 00:56:48,656 ♪ 1505 00:56:48,756 --> 00:56:52,695 STACEY: We have made our decision. 1506 00:56:52,795 --> 00:56:55,455 Priyanka... 1507 00:56:55,555 --> 00:56:57,415 Shantay, you stay. 1508 00:56:57,515 --> 00:57:00,414 [applause] 1509 00:57:00,514 --> 00:57:02,734 You may join the others. 1510 00:57:02,834 --> 00:57:06,374 ♪ 1511 00:57:06,474 --> 00:57:10,853 ♪ 1512 00:57:10,953 --> 00:57:14,333 STACEY: Kiara, we expected fierce. 1513 00:57:14,433 --> 00:57:17,932 We were surprised by your funny. 1514 00:57:18,032 --> 00:57:21,532 And now your future is unlimited. 1515 00:57:21,632 --> 00:57:23,331 Now, sashay away. 1516 00:57:23,431 --> 00:57:24,491 KIARA: Thank you so much, everybody. 1517 00:57:24,591 --> 00:57:26,851 JEFFREY: We love you, honey. 1518 00:57:26,951 --> 00:57:28,491 [applause] KIARA: Love you, guys. 1519 00:57:28,591 --> 00:57:30,091 BOA: Love you, Kiki! 1520 00:57:30,191 --> 00:57:31,890 QUEEN: Sissies for life, girl! 1521 00:57:31,990 --> 00:57:35,090 KIARA: Kiki want to be on all-stars, okay? 1522 00:57:35,190 --> 00:57:36,930 [laughter] 1523 00:57:37,030 --> 00:57:38,530 QUEEN: We love you! 1524 00:57:38,630 --> 00:57:40,369 KIARA: I'm proud of myself. 1525 00:57:40,469 --> 00:57:41,949 I think I could have done better, especially with Mariah. 1526 00:57:42,029 --> 00:57:43,729 If you're watching this, I'm sorry. 1527 00:57:43,829 --> 00:57:45,169 Drag is my life. 1528 00:57:45,269 --> 00:57:47,048 It's very important to me and, you know, 1529 00:57:47,148 --> 00:57:50,448 I don't feel like I would fit anywhere without drag. 1530 00:57:50,548 --> 00:57:53,488 I'm really proud to represent Montreal on this first season 1531 00:57:53,588 --> 00:57:55,127 of Canada's Drag Race. 1532 00:57:55,227 --> 00:57:57,007 Fuck, I didn't win! 1533 00:57:57,107 --> 00:57:59,607 But you knew that already. [chuckles] 1534 00:57:59,707 --> 00:58:01,707 ♪ 1535 00:58:04,506 --> 00:58:06,846 STACEY: Con-drag-ulations, everybody. 1536 00:58:06,946 --> 00:58:11,645 And remember, stay true north strong and fierce. 1537 00:58:11,745 --> 00:58:14,125 Now let the music play. 1538 00:58:14,225 --> 00:58:15,605 ♪ You wear it well ♪ 1539 00:58:15,705 --> 00:58:17,685 ♪ Lipstick, lipstick painted on ♪ 1540 00:58:17,785 --> 00:58:19,444 ♪ You wear it well ♪ 1541 00:58:19,544 --> 00:58:23,204 ♪ That sure suits you-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 1542 00:58:23,304 --> 00:58:26,363 ♪ Work it for me ♪ ♪ Work it for me, me ♪ 1543 00:58:26,463 --> 00:58:28,643 ♪ You wear it you wear it ♪ 1544 00:58:28,743 --> 00:58:30,203 ♪ You wear it well ♪ 1545 00:58:30,303 --> 00:58:32,523 RUPAUL: Next time on Canada's Drag Race... 1546 00:58:32,623 --> 00:58:34,842 You'll be getting downright judicial 1547 00:58:34,942 --> 00:58:38,842 in your very own late-night law firm commercials. 1548 00:58:38,942 --> 00:58:40,562 STACEY: Action. [gasps] 1549 00:58:40,662 --> 00:58:42,721 LEMON: I've split my kitty! 1550 00:58:42,821 --> 00:58:45,401 SCARLETT & ILONA: [screaming] 1551 00:58:45,501 --> 00:58:47,961 ILONA: She literally whams me with a book. 1552 00:58:48,061 --> 00:58:51,360 JIMBO: It's my special day! 1553 00:58:51,460 --> 00:58:52,560 [laughter] 1554 00:58:52,660 --> 00:58:53,880 STACEY: You're very special. 1555 00:58:53,980 --> 00:58:55,240 There's something special about you. 1556 00:58:55,340 --> 00:58:56,640 JEFFREY: Welcome to the competition, honey. 1557 00:58:56,740 --> 00:58:58,839 BROOKE LYNN: I would like to hear from each and every one 1558 00:58:58,939 --> 00:59:02,639 of you which one of your sisters should go home tonight and why. 1559 00:59:02,739 --> 00:59:04,518 LEMON: I'm not here to make friends anymore. 1560 00:59:04,618 --> 00:59:05,878 TOM: I'm just happy to be here. 1561 00:59:05,978 --> 00:59:07,398 [laughter] 1562 00:59:07,498 --> 00:59:10,838 ♪ 1563 00:59:10,938 --> 00:59:14,277 ♪ 1564 00:59:14,377 --> 00:59:18,117 ♪ 1565 00:59:18,217 --> 00:59:22,236 ♪ 1566 00:59:22,336 --> 00:59:26,276 ♪ 1567 00:59:26,376 --> 00:59:30,035 ♪ 1568 00:59:30,135 --> 00:59:32,915 ♪ 1569 00:59:33,015 --> 00:59:35,015 ♪ 1570 00:59:36,854 --> 00:59:38,854 ♪ 119054

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