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[Wynonna]: Previously
on Wynonna Earp.
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I am a fully grown half-angel.
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-I am the guardian.
-I'm sworn to protect Waverly!
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They're working on some
inter-dimensional gateway.
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It's the 2005 chili cook-off
all over again.
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I'm gonna be waiting for you
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back in Purgatory.
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Ahh!
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I'm here, and we gotta
get back there!
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Ahh!
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No...
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Waverly.
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-The town...
-You've been gone 18 months,
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three weeks, and four days.
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All of you have.
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[intense music]
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[tense music]
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Someone has been handing out
hemp neckties.
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That's a clear fashion don't.
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Who the hell? And why?
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Frontier justice.
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Retribution must not only
be paid,
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it must be seen to be paid.
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The old-timey version of
"pics or it didn't happen".
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Something here is pretty off.
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Shorty's.
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We think better with a little
fire in our bellies.
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[soft music]
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[indistinct chattering]
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Uh, Nedley and I were here,
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after you followed Waverly
up the stairs.
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We drank your tequila,
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uh, but we did not macramé.
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So unless this is just
a surprise makeover
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by The Property Brothers...
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On occasion, I will put it on
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in the middle of the afternoon,
if I have cleaning to do.
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What is this menu?
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"Gunfight At The Okra Corral."
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What the hell
is a Cock Holliday?
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It says
it is chicken bone broth.
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-Is that not simply soup?
-Wynonna?
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[sighs]
Chrissy Nedley.
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Are you a sight for sore livers.
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-How dare you?!
-[Man]: Hey, whoa!
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What the fig, Chrissy?!
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-Wynonna.
-Ahh!
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[grunting]
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[guns clicking]
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Let her go.
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Alright, say your piece,
Chrissy.
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Say your piece, Chrissy,
just say your piece.
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If you wanna chat, I can chat.
I'm a good listener.
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Wynonna Earp, I am placing you
under citizen's arrest.
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For the murder of my father.
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Randall Nedley.
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[music intensifies]
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It's just so good to be home.
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♪ 'Cause I gave you
all I got to give ♪
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♪ I know that ain't
no way to live ♪
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♪ So I told that devil
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♪ To take you back
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♪ I told that devil
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♪ To take you back
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I would never hurt Nedley!
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As if we'd take the word
of an Earp!
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Your dad did. He trusted me!
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-Unhand her at once!
-Nedley can't be dead.
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We demand proof.
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He was last seen with Wynonna.
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And that's when she disappeared
for a year and a half!
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-What a coincidence!
-Your dad was helping me!
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He was hurt,
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but I left him safe
with Mercedes!
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Wait. When did you say?
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We were gone mere days.
You lie.
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[Wynonna]: No, no!
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We've been waiting too long.
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No!
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[crowd shouting angrily]
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Doc!
[screaming]
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Wynonna!
[gunshots]
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Put the rope down
and back away from the woman.
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Sheriff.
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That's not the sheriff.
Where's Nicole?
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Miss Chrissy,
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your dad lived his life
for the law.
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What would he think
of your behavior now?
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-You didn't know him.
-No.
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But I do know this is not
the way we do things
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in Purgatory.
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[Man]: We want justice!
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Thank you.
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[Woman]: Yeah, this isn't
right!
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Just like the criminal vermin
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we hung last Monday,
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Miss Earp shall have
a trial first.
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Get Waverly! Get Nicole!
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I shall get everyone.
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[Waverly humming]
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-Sup?
-Whoa!
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Valdez. Rachel Valdez.
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Hi.
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-I'm, uh...
-Cold?
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Yeah. Frozen.
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I mean, I'm practically Elsa!
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-I had no idea you were...
-Kombucha?
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Pardon?
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I make it myself.
And after last night,
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I bet you need some hydration.
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[giggling]
Mmm.
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Microbes.
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So, you're staying here?
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[bell ringing]
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Batman in the microwave!
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What? What is that?
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-There's something in the trap.
-Which one?
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-Behind the barn.
-What are we trapping?
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[gun clicking]
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Monsters.
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Huh.
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[intense music]
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There's ten traps
on the homestead.
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We gotta do a full
circuit check every two hours.
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I thought the curse
was broken.
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Traps aren't for Revenants.
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There's all sorts of things
in the woods now.
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And one of them,
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this big ugly troll,
wants in here bad.
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[Doc]: Oh, tarnation!
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Thank you for the exceptionally
tight welcome.
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Rachel, Doc, Doc, Rachel.
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Sup?
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Don't move.
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I am rather determined not to.
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Ohh!
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It is good to see you,
Sheriff Haught.
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Yeah, well, these days,
it's just Nicole, or...
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"that crazy ginger bitch."
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God, it's...
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I'm so, so glad you made it,
Henry.
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[smooch]
Ugh!
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You smell aggressively bad.
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Yeah, we use skunk juice
to bait the traps.
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Wynonna isn't marinating
in skunk juice
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in one of these, is she?
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-Wynonna is in jail.
-What?
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They have framed her.
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For the murder of Randy Nedley.
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[intense music]
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Who are you?
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You can call me the Sheriff.
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Okay, then you can call me
an Uber.
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Ooh! Uh...
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Back away from the glass,
6-1-3-3.
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Dude...
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There's a guy in there,
I'm not going in there.
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Yeah, main cell's
chock-a-block.
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But believe you me,
he's far from the worst of 'em.
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Uh...
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Assless chap?
I want my phone call!
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-I want my phone call!
-Sorry I can't hear you.
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I demand a phone call!
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-Who are you?
-Casey. You?
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Local nogoodnik, Wynonna Earp.
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Ahh!
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I thought I'd be safe in here!
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Wow. Didn't even
have to steal your pudding cup
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to establish who's boss. Nice.
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From demons
and famous demon hunters.
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Back up one sec.
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Pretend I haven't been here
for, say, a year and a half,
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and just explain to me.
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Uh, since the town
was evacuated
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-for the forest fires?
-Say I remember that.
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Oh, well,
the townspeople left,
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but demons came.
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You know when there's,
like, a bush party?
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And nobody knows
who started it,
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but everybody hears
about it somehow?
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They all just started
showing up.
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Everybody shows up for bush.
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Yeah, the townspeople
were allowed to come back home,
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and there was, like,
an ongoing demon rager,
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centered around the woods.
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-The stairs.
-I'm not, I'm not staring!
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Also I'm only a half-demon!
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So, you know,
please don't shoot!
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Casey, don't be a weenie.
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I don't even
have my gun anymore.
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In here...
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Obviously the Sheriff
would have taken it.
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Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
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[sighing]
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So the woods are full
of monsters.
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Crawling with 'em.
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These days, the only place
scarier than in here...
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is out there.
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[birds squawking]
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[brakes squealing]
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[ominous music]
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[metal clanging]
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[screaming, monster growling]
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[birds chirping]
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I have a half-knitted scarf
I was making him for Christmas.
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His waders
are still in the barn.
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Yeah. I know, Waves.
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It's tough to think
of a world without Randy Nedley.
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-[kettle whistling]
-How can he just... be gone?
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It was months of chaos
after the evacuation ended.
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People came back, yeah, but...
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to be blunt,
others just disappeared.
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Kate?
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I saw her on
one of the evacuation trains.
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But beyond that...
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Jeremy? And Robin?
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Jeremy's getting by,
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though I haven't heard
from him in months.
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Robin...
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How could we have been
in that garden
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for a year and a half?
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We were not.
Time must be differentiated,
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fluid in some manner.
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Yeah, God,
it's such a mind-frog.
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I mean, how old even am I?
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[gasps]
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I missed so many
Property Brothers!
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I feel that.
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At least if we'd have lived
the past 18 months,
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it would be easier to--
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There was nothing easy
about those months. Not a thing.
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No, I didn't mean it
like that.
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Not like that at all.
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There's no almond milk.
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It's still hard
to get some things. Sorry.
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Please don't say you're sorry
anymore, okay?
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You don't need to be.
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What you have done, Sheriff...
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Nicole...
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is nothing short of heroic.
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In the face of all adversity,
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you alone
kept the homestead safe.
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I had Rachel.
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And the Earp shotguns.
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And Wynonna
still hasn't come home.
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They have to let us see her.
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Wynonna said she last left
Nedley with Mercedes.
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-What is the news on her?
-It's not good.
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There's a new demon bar
out on Horsehead Trail.
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And, though given
the circumstances,
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it is but a trifle...
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is there word of my Charlene?
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♪ Tell your mama
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♪ Tell your pa
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♪ Tell your daddy
what you never saw ♪
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♪ You can run out
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Woo-hoo!
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♪ Run out that door
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[engine revving]
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[electronic music]
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Vacation is over, assholes.
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It is time for a Holliday.
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The club is members only.
264
00:10:27,757 --> 00:10:29,106
Well, here are my dues.
265
00:10:32,022 --> 00:10:34,416
Salutations, Patrons of...
266
00:10:34,459 --> 00:10:36,244
The Glory Hole?
267
00:10:37,506 --> 00:10:39,943
Is that really the name
of this latrine?
268
00:10:39,987 --> 00:10:42,380
"Why should I obtain by force
269
00:10:42,424 --> 00:10:46,210
that which I can obtain
by cheating?"
270
00:10:46,254 --> 00:10:48,865
John Henry Holliday,
271
00:10:48,909 --> 00:10:52,477
born 1851, Griffin, Georgia.
272
00:10:52,521 --> 00:10:53,348
Amon.
273
00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:57,265
I'm the proprietor
of this latrine.
274
00:10:57,308 --> 00:11:00,485
You sure you wouldn't rather
cheat than force your way in?
275
00:11:00,529 --> 00:11:02,444
Bring me Ms. Gardner.
276
00:11:02,487 --> 00:11:05,099
Unless you fancy
kissing hardwood too.
277
00:11:05,142 --> 00:11:07,101
Hmm, well...
278
00:11:07,144 --> 00:11:08,755
There were parts
of that scenario
279
00:11:08,798 --> 00:11:11,279
which I found enticing.
280
00:11:13,934 --> 00:11:16,197
Big fan, Mr. H.
281
00:11:18,547 --> 00:11:19,635
It's a demon bar.
282
00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:24,509
You think we're not thrilled
to welcome an undead legend?
283
00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:29,689
Not the worst thing
I've been called.
284
00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:31,081
[chuckles]
285
00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:32,648
[electronic music]
286
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,911
[Woman]: Welcome
to my Glory Hole.
287
00:11:34,955 --> 00:11:37,044
-[man cheering]
-That's right, bonbons.
288
00:11:37,087 --> 00:11:40,047
It's time for your nicest vice,
289
00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:42,049
the mistress of the ruthless.
290
00:11:42,092 --> 00:11:44,268
[applause]
291
00:11:44,312 --> 00:11:46,227
Portia Control.
292
00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:48,316
♪ Do you want to go downtown
293
00:11:48,359 --> 00:11:51,536
♪ See the city lights,
it's the red light district ♪
294
00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:54,104
♪ Do you want to go downtown
295
00:11:54,148 --> 00:11:56,498
[women cheering]
296
00:11:56,541 --> 00:11:59,240
If they think
they're gonna lock up my sister
297
00:11:59,283 --> 00:12:01,459
for the maybe murder
of my favorite Sheriff,
298
00:12:01,503 --> 00:12:03,026
present company excepted,
of course.
299
00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:04,941
Present company
not the Sheriff.
300
00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:06,987
Yeah, and what the hell's
that about?!
301
00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:09,293
Yeah. You haven't met
the "they" yet.
302
00:12:09,337 --> 00:12:11,121
Nicole. I am gonna go to town
303
00:12:11,165 --> 00:12:13,036
and I am gonna kick so much ass,
304
00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:14,559
I might go up a shoe size.
305
00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:17,737
God, I've missed you,
Waverly Earp.
306
00:12:19,564 --> 00:12:21,479
Though how do I,
an adult woman,
307
00:12:21,523 --> 00:12:23,830
own this many fuzzy garments?
308
00:12:23,873 --> 00:12:26,093
It's only cause I organized it
by fabric.
309
00:12:26,136 --> 00:12:28,008
I did faux fur, flirty florals,
310
00:12:28,051 --> 00:12:29,139
feminine flannels...
311
00:12:31,011 --> 00:12:32,273
You saved it all.
312
00:12:32,316 --> 00:12:34,884
-[Rachel shouting in background]
-So carefully.
313
00:12:34,928 --> 00:12:36,625
Yeah, everything I could,
anyway.
314
00:12:36,668 --> 00:12:37,887
[Rachel]: A little help here,
please!
315
00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:41,108
-[knocking on window]
-Geez. Hey, Rachel!
316
00:12:41,151 --> 00:12:43,023
Not like that!
317
00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:45,808
Honestly, it's like this girl
has never milked a skunk before.
318
00:12:47,418 --> 00:12:50,334
You're saying all these words
like they make sense.
319
00:12:50,378 --> 00:12:51,596
I gotta go save her
from herself.
320
00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:54,730
Come back safe, okay? Again.
321
00:12:55,949 --> 00:12:57,559
And with Wynonna this time.
322
00:12:57,602 --> 00:12:59,213
[Rachel]: I just need
your juice!
323
00:12:59,256 --> 00:13:00,692
[sighs]
Okay.
324
00:13:05,001 --> 00:13:06,568
[Wynonna sighs]
325
00:13:06,611 --> 00:13:07,917
What are you in for?
326
00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:10,137
I splatowed
one of my customers.
327
00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:11,791
I thought she was a Medusa.
328
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:14,271
-'Cause of how high you were?
-No, because she was a Medusa.
329
00:13:17,448 --> 00:13:19,929
If Purgatory's such
a hellhole now, why stay?
330
00:13:19,973 --> 00:13:22,889
Wait... How'd you get around
the problem of the border?
331
00:13:24,368 --> 00:13:25,717
What problem with the border?
332
00:13:25,761 --> 00:13:27,894
Oh, did I not mention that?
333
00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:29,112
-[Wynonna sighs]
-Okay...
334
00:13:29,156 --> 00:13:31,071
After all the demons
moth-to-a-flamed
335
00:13:31,114 --> 00:13:33,900
the Ghost River Triangle,
some government dickpickles
336
00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:36,293
set up, like,
a quarantine around the place.
337
00:13:36,337 --> 00:13:37,947
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
so, people can't get out now?
338
00:13:37,991 --> 00:13:40,645
Demons can't. Reg peeps can.
339
00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:41,908
Good.
340
00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:43,518
Wait. Not criminals!
341
00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:45,650
There's no way in Herojuana
they'll let you out.
342
00:13:45,694 --> 00:13:48,740
This is a Russian doll
of suckage.
343
00:13:48,784 --> 00:13:51,265
Inside an arbitrary border,
there's a hellmouth,
344
00:13:51,308 --> 00:13:52,788
inside that is a demon
bush party,
345
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,442
inside that is a jail,
346
00:13:54,485 --> 00:13:55,878
and inside that,
347
00:13:55,922 --> 00:13:57,880
I'm at the mercy
of a Dukes of Hazzard reject
348
00:13:57,924 --> 00:13:59,926
who wouldn't know justice
if it splatowed him
349
00:13:59,969 --> 00:14:02,015
-in his butter sculpture face.
-[knocking]
350
00:14:02,058 --> 00:14:03,930
Ms. Earp? You have a visitor.
351
00:14:03,973 --> 00:14:04,669
Good.
352
00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:07,498
Give me a heads up next time.
353
00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:08,760
You were in the zone.
354
00:14:08,804 --> 00:14:10,675
My client has the right
to a trial.
355
00:14:10,719 --> 00:14:12,721
Your sister will get one.
356
00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:13,896
That's the whole reason
I brought her in,
357
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,463
instead of letting the town
hang her.
358
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,814
I'm issuing a writ
of habeas corpus.
359
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:19,684
No!
360
00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:22,122
These dickpickles are gonna have
to show us a body.
361
00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:24,689
That is literally
what habeas corpus means.
362
00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:26,387
You two wanna let me know
when you're done slap-fighting
363
00:14:26,430 --> 00:14:27,518
'cause I've got
a hell of a backlog.
364
00:14:27,562 --> 00:14:29,172
Oh, you've got a backlog?
365
00:14:29,216 --> 00:14:32,393
Buddy, apparently I haven't
pooped in 18 months.
366
00:14:32,436 --> 00:14:33,742
I have a backlog.
367
00:14:35,135 --> 00:14:36,571
Motion to strike that
from the record.
368
00:14:36,614 --> 00:14:38,399
Motion denied.
369
00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:40,444
Nice of you to join us,
Magistrate.
370
00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:42,446
-Mm-hmm.
-Magistrate?
371
00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,710
The family member here
would like to register
372
00:14:45,754 --> 00:14:47,364
a judicial complaint,
Your Honor.
373
00:14:47,408 --> 00:14:48,583
Yeah, I don't do those.
374
00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:49,845
I just like the part
where I'm all judgy.
375
00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:52,456
It's regarding the Earp case.
376
00:14:57,505 --> 00:14:58,288
That's her?
377
00:14:59,724 --> 00:15:00,334
That?
378
00:15:01,552 --> 00:15:02,771
That can hear you.
379
00:15:02,814 --> 00:15:05,121
Um, we need to manage
this one carefully.
380
00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:07,210
There was an incident downtown,
and...
381
00:15:07,254 --> 00:15:09,865
-people are watching.
-Ooh, fun.
382
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,650
Uh, can we not refer
to the attempted execution
383
00:15:12,694 --> 00:15:14,522
of my client as fun?
384
00:15:15,566 --> 00:15:17,829
Can I speak to you
for a moment privately?
385
00:15:17,873 --> 00:15:18,743
In my office?
386
00:15:20,571 --> 00:15:21,877
Cute outfit.
387
00:15:24,575 --> 00:15:26,055
[door closing]
388
00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:27,709
[whispering]: Is this our plan?
Is this our entire plan?
389
00:15:27,752 --> 00:15:29,363
No, of course not.
390
00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:31,234
Wynonna, we're gonna prove
you didn't kill Nedley.
391
00:15:31,278 --> 00:15:32,192
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
392
00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:33,845
Doc's all over it.
393
00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:36,631
[electronic music]
394
00:15:36,674 --> 00:15:39,590
♪ Do you wanna go downtown
395
00:15:39,634 --> 00:15:42,376
[crowd cheering]
396
00:15:42,419 --> 00:15:44,595
Behave, bunnies.
397
00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:45,466
Or don't.
398
00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:50,427
What a dame.
399
00:15:51,646 --> 00:15:53,300
Do you want another
Brandy Alexander?
400
00:15:54,388 --> 00:15:56,390
I wish I could offer
you something different,
401
00:15:56,433 --> 00:16:00,960
but my supply trucks
keep getting eaten by the woods.
402
00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:04,964
And what with this county
technically dry these days...
403
00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:09,751
Doc!
404
00:16:10,795 --> 00:16:12,841
What a relief it is
to see you.
405
00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:15,539
And a letdown to smell you.
406
00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:18,238
Well, careful now.
407
00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:20,457
You will make
your bunnies jealous.
408
00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:21,981
They just love
when I serve them up
409
00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:24,809
all that bloodsucker realness.
410
00:16:24,853 --> 00:16:27,682
Who turned you? Was it Kate?
411
00:16:27,725 --> 00:16:29,640
What? I'm not a vamp!
412
00:16:30,598 --> 00:16:31,903
Realness means faking it.
413
00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:34,210
God. Keep up!
414
00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:36,865
Wait, so you are not
actually a demon?
415
00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:38,345
I just let them think
that I am,
416
00:16:38,388 --> 00:16:40,608
because it's safer that way.
417
00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:42,827
What does that tell you
about what this town has become?
418
00:16:43,915 --> 00:16:45,613
Please tell me
everyone's okay, Doc.
419
00:16:45,656 --> 00:16:48,746
Waverly is fine.
Wynonna is in jail.
420
00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:50,835
Frick. I was worried
about that.
421
00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:52,446
What really happened
to Nedley?
422
00:16:53,969 --> 00:16:55,884
When Wynonna left him with me,
423
00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:57,407
I tried my best to Meredith Grey
424
00:16:57,451 --> 00:16:59,192
that magnificent old bitch
back to health.
425
00:16:59,235 --> 00:17:01,803
But eventually,
he did a runner on me.
426
00:17:01,846 --> 00:17:02,847
Why?
427
00:17:02,891 --> 00:17:05,807
He was oozing. And he smelled.
428
00:17:05,850 --> 00:17:08,418
Like a teen boy's feet,
coated in blue cheese.
429
00:17:08,462 --> 00:17:09,376
Worse than you!
430
00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:12,074
You paint quite
a picture, Portia.
431
00:17:12,118 --> 00:17:13,510
I tried my best.
432
00:17:14,642 --> 00:17:16,122
But this place was getting real.
433
00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:17,993
And after a few days, he just...
434
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,170
he took off into the woods.
435
00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:22,519
Where the monsters are.
436
00:17:26,523 --> 00:17:28,569
You must come
and attest to that.
437
00:17:28,612 --> 00:17:30,571
Doc, this isn't the world
that you all left.
438
00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:32,616
We must produce Nedley,
439
00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:34,749
either alive or dead,
we must find him.
440
00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:38,405
I can tell you where
the people-eater is,
441
00:17:39,406 --> 00:17:40,972
it's out at Grizzly Flats.
442
00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:42,800
Maybe you'll find something
to show them.
443
00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:44,541
Doc, they say it's claws
are like if Wolverine
444
00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:46,065
impregnated a chainsaw.
445
00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:48,676
Thank you, Mercedes.
446
00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:56,205
Oh!
447
00:17:56,249 --> 00:17:57,119
[laughing]
448
00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:58,468
Can we try a jailbreak?
449
00:17:58,512 --> 00:18:00,383
No! They've got a lot
of guys working for them,
450
00:18:00,427 --> 00:18:01,689
-whatever they are.
-Yeah.
451
00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:03,212
-What if they're all demons?
-Exactly,
452
00:18:03,256 --> 00:18:04,170
-and I don't have my...
-[distant laughing]
453
00:18:05,432 --> 00:18:07,564
...shiny thing that makes
with the peace.
454
00:18:07,608 --> 00:18:09,044
-Shit.
-Ahem!
455
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,090
I have an announcement to make!
456
00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:12,874
So!
457
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:15,181
[clearing throat]
458
00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:18,401
-[megaphone feedback]
-You think that our jails
459
00:18:18,445 --> 00:18:21,056
are too crowded,
and our courts are too slow?
460
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,754
Think there's nothing to do
in this lame-ass town?
461
00:18:23,798 --> 00:18:26,496
Think we need a little bit
more junk in our trunks?
462
00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:29,020
-Is she asking me?
-And as always,
463
00:18:29,064 --> 00:18:30,500
we aim to please,
464
00:18:30,544 --> 00:18:32,546
and we're here to fix
any problem
465
00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:35,331
you guys think
you might have. So...
466
00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:38,813
lock up your daughters,
and lube up your saucepans!
467
00:18:38,856 --> 00:18:42,599
All of our jailbirds
will be competing for one,
468
00:18:42,643 --> 00:18:45,124
yes, one,
get-out-of-jail-free card.
469
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:46,821
-In the first ever...
-What?
470
00:18:46,864 --> 00:18:50,433
...Randy Nedley Memorial
Chili Cook-off
471
00:18:50,477 --> 00:18:52,566
For Freedom! Yay!
472
00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:58,093
Is... Is this real life?
473
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,008
Might be for you.
But I'm dead.
474
00:19:01,444 --> 00:19:05,144
[jazzy piano music]
475
00:19:09,496 --> 00:19:12,499
Hope you're ready to stumble!
476
00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:15,154
'Cause this tummy
is starting to grumble!
477
00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:16,677
-[Woman]: Woo!
-[chuckling]
478
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:19,984
She is Grade A,
USDA certifiable.
479
00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:21,377
Hey, just be glad
you weren't here
480
00:19:21,421 --> 00:19:24,815
for the Tops-Off-Dance-Off
For Freedom!
481
00:19:24,859 --> 00:19:26,208
Every month or so,
482
00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:28,645
the Magistrate manages
to out-whackadoo herself.
483
00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:30,517
I don't get it.
What's her endgame?
484
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:33,389
Ugh, classic bread
and circuses, brah.
485
00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:35,783
Keep the populace fed
and entertained,
486
00:19:35,826 --> 00:19:38,220
and you can get away
with all kinds of devilry.
487
00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:40,483
Yup. Okay, your trash talk
is a little all over the place.
488
00:19:40,527 --> 00:19:43,138
Hey, they set people free
after these contests.
489
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,574
I've seen it.
490
00:19:44,618 --> 00:19:46,185
What if this is the only chance
for us to get out?
491
00:19:48,317 --> 00:19:49,057
Wynonna!
492
00:19:49,927 --> 00:19:50,537
Hi.
493
00:19:51,668 --> 00:19:52,321
Haught.
494
00:19:55,890 --> 00:19:57,761
Thanks for getting her home.
495
00:19:57,805 --> 00:19:59,850
I only did it for me.
496
00:19:59,894 --> 00:20:01,591
Like everything
you've ever done.
497
00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:03,680
It's been a while.
498
00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:07,945
A long while, apparently.
499
00:20:07,989 --> 00:20:10,165
-How you holding up?
-Peachy.
500
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,602
Hey. I brought a few things
from home.
501
00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:13,647
Is that against the rules?
502
00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:14,996
Uh, I feel like the only rule
503
00:20:15,039 --> 00:20:16,563
is don't tell the Empress
she's got no clothes.
504
00:20:17,694 --> 00:20:19,392
Well she's def
got no panties.
505
00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:23,004
What? She jumped up on a desk.
I couldn't help it.
506
00:20:23,047 --> 00:20:25,224
-Is she waxed?
-[airhorn blaring]
507
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:26,964
-Fudge!
-And that's the first toot
508
00:20:27,008 --> 00:20:30,359
of the Randy Nedley Memorial
Chili Cook-off For Freedom!
509
00:20:30,403 --> 00:20:32,492
With a lot more toots to follow.
510
00:20:32,535 --> 00:20:33,754
Now get cooking, left-swipes!
511
00:20:34,929 --> 00:20:37,279
-Cook!
-Do I put the cheese in first?
512
00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:39,063
-Probably, right?
-Oh!
513
00:20:40,369 --> 00:20:41,283
-Okay.
-Okay.
514
00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:42,284
-Yup.
-Yup.
515
00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:43,111
We're on it. We're on it.
516
00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:48,551
[eerie music]
517
00:21:18,451 --> 00:21:19,495
Ohh...
518
00:21:21,149 --> 00:21:23,412
Oh, sweet honey-lamb.
519
00:21:30,419 --> 00:21:31,899
[monster growling]
520
00:21:34,945 --> 00:21:37,600
[tense music]
521
00:21:41,909 --> 00:21:43,911
Come closer, now.
522
00:21:43,954 --> 00:21:46,479
It is time we met.
523
00:21:46,522 --> 00:21:47,828
[growling]
524
00:21:47,871 --> 00:21:49,917
[country music]
525
00:21:51,571 --> 00:21:53,355
Woo! You want a t-shirt?!
526
00:21:53,399 --> 00:21:54,269
You want a t-shirt?
527
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,489
And you get a t-shirt! Oh!
528
00:21:56,532 --> 00:21:58,229
In the nads!
529
00:21:58,273 --> 00:22:00,188
Now they're also XXL!
530
00:22:00,231 --> 00:22:01,581
Probably better
not to be Sheriff
531
00:22:01,624 --> 00:22:02,712
while she's got her hands
on that thing.
532
00:22:02,756 --> 00:22:03,887
Imagine the lawsuits?
533
00:22:05,411 --> 00:22:07,543
I never imagined
you giving up the star,
534
00:22:07,587 --> 00:22:09,197
power-hungry fiend that you are.
535
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,112
I didn't give up.
Cleo showed up,
536
00:22:11,155 --> 00:22:13,201
reincorporated the town,
made herself magistrate,
537
00:22:13,244 --> 00:22:16,160
-and elected her own Sheriff.
-So nobody stopped her?
538
00:22:16,204 --> 00:22:18,989
Who had time for politics?
I had Rachel, and the homestead,
539
00:22:19,033 --> 00:22:20,861
and people to look for.
540
00:22:20,904 --> 00:22:22,471
And I did look. Hard.
541
00:22:22,515 --> 00:22:24,038
Where'd you look?
Up Bunny Loblaw's--
542
00:22:24,081 --> 00:22:25,605
Don't come at me about it,
okay, Wynonna?
543
00:22:25,648 --> 00:22:26,867
I know I let everybody down.
544
00:22:28,042 --> 00:22:29,391
Nicole, I would never say--
545
00:22:29,435 --> 00:22:31,785
Are you two chatting?
I need those onions, stat!
546
00:22:31,828 --> 00:22:33,874
Yes, chef! Coming.
547
00:22:33,917 --> 00:22:36,572
Okay. Now,
for the pressed seitan.
548
00:22:36,616 --> 00:22:38,879
what?! Who's President Satan?
549
00:22:38,922 --> 00:22:41,708
No. Seitan.
As in vital wheat gluten.
550
00:22:41,751 --> 00:22:43,318
It's the secret
to a hearty vegan chili.
551
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:44,798
We're making vegan chili?!
552
00:22:44,841 --> 00:22:46,016
Baby, how's she supposed
to win anything
553
00:22:46,060 --> 00:22:47,278
with vegan chili?!
554
00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:50,151
[gasps]
555
00:22:50,194 --> 00:22:52,022
Not today, Satan!
556
00:22:53,197 --> 00:22:54,590
Afternoon, Ms. Haught.
557
00:22:54,634 --> 00:22:55,591
Sheriff Clayborn.
558
00:22:56,766 --> 00:22:58,115
Makes a change to see you
back in town.
559
00:22:58,159 --> 00:22:59,900
I hope that means
there's no hard feelings.
560
00:23:00,944 --> 00:23:02,381
About the election.
561
00:23:02,424 --> 00:23:04,252
I didn't have as much time
to campaign.
562
00:23:05,209 --> 00:23:07,516
Or your other
rumored advantages.
563
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:09,213
Nice you can afford
a break now, though.
564
00:23:10,214 --> 00:23:11,390
I mean, that is,
565
00:23:11,433 --> 00:23:13,348
if you feel the homestead
is safe with a...
566
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:14,958
teenage girl on the case.
567
00:23:16,569 --> 00:23:17,700
Good luck with the chili.
568
00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,102
Aw, you have your little
worry wrinkle.
569
00:23:28,145 --> 00:23:31,148
There are things, Waverly.
Every night, in those traps.
570
00:23:31,192 --> 00:23:32,454
The monster really wants inside.
571
00:23:33,368 --> 00:23:34,500
You're worried about Rachel.
572
00:23:36,371 --> 00:23:37,720
Why don't you go home?
573
00:23:37,764 --> 00:23:39,505
You sure you don't mind?
574
00:23:39,548 --> 00:23:40,288
No.
575
00:23:49,558 --> 00:23:51,168
I'll give you 20 bucks
for half your bacon.
576
00:23:51,212 --> 00:23:52,996
You don't have 20 bucks.
577
00:23:54,041 --> 00:23:54,911
Wynonna!
578
00:23:57,740 --> 00:23:59,568
[ominous music]
579
00:23:59,612 --> 00:24:01,265
For Randy Nedley.
580
00:24:01,309 --> 00:24:04,312
[gunshots, monster growling]
581
00:24:16,019 --> 00:24:18,239
[growling]
582
00:24:20,328 --> 00:24:21,372
Rachel?!
583
00:24:22,330 --> 00:24:25,115
-Valdez?!
-Nicole! I'm okay!
584
00:24:25,159 --> 00:24:27,161
Okay. You're okay?
585
00:24:27,204 --> 00:24:28,858
Don't make it more painful
by mommying me.
586
00:24:28,902 --> 00:24:30,294
What happened?
587
00:24:30,338 --> 00:24:32,209
I'm out re-baiting trap seven,
by the poplars,
588
00:24:32,253 --> 00:24:35,561
and you scared away the skunks
earlier, so I used kombucha.
589
00:24:35,604 --> 00:24:36,866
What? It kills
all kinds of things,
590
00:24:36,910 --> 00:24:39,390
you know, like intestinal
parasites, and...
591
00:24:39,434 --> 00:24:40,783
Ow, ow!
592
00:24:40,827 --> 00:24:42,393
So I'm filling up the trap,
593
00:24:42,437 --> 00:24:44,918
and it runs in,
you know, the big, crusty one.
594
00:24:44,961 --> 00:24:47,529
But then, you know
that old-timey cowboy dude?
595
00:24:47,573 --> 00:24:48,922
Daddy Blue Eyes?
596
00:24:48,965 --> 00:24:50,097
-Doc.
-Yeah!
597
00:24:50,140 --> 00:24:51,577
He's on the hill,
and he's yelling at it
598
00:24:51,620 --> 00:24:53,361
to come get him instead.
599
00:24:53,404 --> 00:24:55,363
-Did he kill it?
-No, but he shot it.
600
00:24:55,406 --> 00:24:58,018
Okay. You are coming inside.
601
00:24:58,061 --> 00:24:59,672
And that is my mommy voice.
602
00:24:59,715 --> 00:25:01,630
[indistinct chattering]
603
00:25:02,718 --> 00:25:03,980
Oh, my God. It's edible.
Try it!
604
00:25:04,024 --> 00:25:05,765
You threw stolen beef
and a can of anchovies
605
00:25:05,808 --> 00:25:07,070
into my vegan masterpiece!
606
00:25:07,941 --> 00:25:08,898
Ahh!
607
00:25:08,942 --> 00:25:09,725
Damn.
608
00:25:11,118 --> 00:25:12,815
I'm gonna shove that thing
up her canned anchovies.
609
00:25:12,859 --> 00:25:14,861
Criminal, take it.
610
00:25:15,992 --> 00:25:16,732
And this.
611
00:25:18,038 --> 00:25:19,692
Criminal chiliheads!
612
00:25:19,735 --> 00:25:22,912
As you all know,
I excel at having opinions.
613
00:25:22,956 --> 00:25:24,871
And I was going to decide
today's winner
614
00:25:24,914 --> 00:25:26,350
all by my lonesome,
615
00:25:26,394 --> 00:25:27,917
but a little voice in my head
was like,
616
00:25:27,961 --> 00:25:30,441
don't be such a greedy
skank's toilet, Cleo!
617
00:25:30,485 --> 00:25:31,399
-Cleo?
-Toilet?
618
00:25:31,442 --> 00:25:33,488
So I asked the second...
619
00:25:34,620 --> 00:25:36,578
prettiest girl in all
of Purgatory
620
00:25:36,622 --> 00:25:38,058
to come help me out.
621
00:25:38,101 --> 00:25:41,104
So slap your bits together
for your Miss Kidney Bean:
622
00:25:41,148 --> 00:25:42,889
Chrissy Nedley!
623
00:25:42,932 --> 00:25:44,586
[crowd cheers and applauds]
624
00:25:47,937 --> 00:25:50,418
[tense music]
625
00:25:51,332 --> 00:25:54,030
Oh... You weren't kidding.
626
00:25:54,074 --> 00:25:56,903
She really does think
you killed her dad.
627
00:25:56,946 --> 00:25:58,557
Yeah, I don't think
you're gonna win.
628
00:25:59,775 --> 00:26:01,777
I'm gonna turn out the lights
in case it's attracted to them.
629
00:26:03,387 --> 00:26:05,607
[monster roaring]
630
00:26:05,651 --> 00:26:06,913
It's here.
631
00:26:06,956 --> 00:26:10,133
[stomping]
632
00:26:10,177 --> 00:26:12,614
[Doc]: Nicole! Let me in!
Let me in!
633
00:26:12,658 --> 00:26:14,660
[Rachel]: It's Dr. Mustache,
we have to save him!
634
00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:16,879
[Doc]: I'm going out front!
635
00:26:18,446 --> 00:26:19,621
It's gonna break the glass!
636
00:26:19,665 --> 00:26:21,144
[Doc]: Open up!
637
00:26:21,188 --> 00:26:22,972
Nicole, you have
to let him in!
638
00:26:23,016 --> 00:26:24,713
-[stomping]
-Nicole!
639
00:26:24,757 --> 00:26:26,497
-[monster roaring]
-Nicole!
640
00:26:28,674 --> 00:26:29,892
Wake up!
641
00:26:29,936 --> 00:26:32,547
[pounding on door]
642
00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:34,636
-[monster roaring]
-[Doc]: Please!
643
00:26:36,986 --> 00:26:38,379
That felt like it took forever.
644
00:26:38,422 --> 00:26:40,294
-Yeah, I bet.
-Move!
645
00:26:42,078 --> 00:26:44,690
[intense music]
646
00:26:47,170 --> 00:26:50,609
[gunshot, monster roaring]
647
00:26:50,652 --> 00:26:53,307
You carried a bottle
the whole time you were running?
648
00:26:53,350 --> 00:26:55,135
-You are goals.
-No, he is not goals,
649
00:26:55,178 --> 00:26:57,659
-he needs water.
-Or maybe he needs...
650
00:26:57,703 --> 00:26:59,661
[both]: Don't say kombucha.
651
00:26:59,705 --> 00:27:01,576
Thanks for distracting
the crusty booger beast.
652
00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,665
-Right, Haught?
-Yeah. Thanks, Doc.
653
00:27:03,709 --> 00:27:05,885
Do not let me set here
for more than ten minutes.
654
00:27:05,928 --> 00:27:07,626
I am fixing to return
to the woods.
655
00:27:07,669 --> 00:27:09,366
-For what?
-To complete the job.
656
00:27:09,410 --> 00:27:12,456
-That is a host animal.
-For the little puffballs!
657
00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:14,284
I saw it leaking
from the wound.
658
00:27:14,328 --> 00:27:16,547
I believe it has slowed
a little.
659
00:27:16,591 --> 00:27:17,940
Then it's time we strike back.
660
00:27:19,463 --> 00:27:21,422
-It might be okay.
-[airhorn blaring]
661
00:27:22,379 --> 00:27:23,685
-I'll never get used to that.
-So...
662
00:27:23,729 --> 00:27:25,818
Clearly some of you
didn't want it bad enough.
663
00:27:25,861 --> 00:27:27,428
Seriously, four of those chilis
664
00:27:27,471 --> 00:27:28,995
was just hot diarrhea
with beans.
665
00:27:29,038 --> 00:27:30,692
-Certainly mine.
-Ew.
666
00:27:30,736 --> 00:27:32,955
So, thank you for attending
667
00:27:32,999 --> 00:27:35,654
the first Randy Nedley
Memorial Chili Cook-off.
668
00:27:35,697 --> 00:27:37,351
If you leave off
the "For Freedom", so help me,
669
00:27:37,394 --> 00:27:39,788
I will treat you to an actual
bowl of hot diarrhea.
670
00:27:39,832 --> 00:27:40,659
For Freedom!
671
00:27:42,269 --> 00:27:44,227
My father had a complicated
relationship with this cook-off.
672
00:27:44,271 --> 00:27:46,273
If he were here today,
he would say--
673
00:27:46,316 --> 00:27:48,318
God, no one cares, Pissy,
who won?!
674
00:27:49,929 --> 00:27:52,105
And today's winner
of our get out-of-jail-free card
675
00:27:52,148 --> 00:27:53,367
goes to...
676
00:27:53,410 --> 00:27:54,890
Please, please,
please, please.
677
00:27:54,934 --> 00:27:57,197
Wynonna Earp!
678
00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:59,286
-What?
-[crowd whistling]
679
00:28:01,114 --> 00:28:03,072
[squealing]
680
00:28:04,770 --> 00:28:08,382
Winner, winner,
chili dinner! I win!
681
00:28:08,425 --> 00:28:10,558
-Glad it was you, Cell-y!
-Listen, you can have the rest
682
00:28:10,601 --> 00:28:12,342
-of my chili if you want.
-Ah, I'm good.
683
00:28:14,301 --> 00:28:15,215
What?
684
00:28:15,258 --> 00:28:16,390
Ah...
685
00:28:17,783 --> 00:28:19,654
-No way, right?
-Okay!
686
00:28:20,742 --> 00:28:21,612
Bye!
687
00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:25,442
-Pound it. No? No?
-[Waverly gags]
688
00:28:25,486 --> 00:28:27,575
It tastes
like peppermint butt.
689
00:28:27,618 --> 00:28:29,403
-Hey, hey!
-So why?
690
00:28:29,446 --> 00:28:31,535
Unhand your Chili Queen!
691
00:28:33,668 --> 00:28:34,582
That's why.
692
00:28:36,671 --> 00:28:38,760
Where are those keys?
693
00:28:39,674 --> 00:28:41,154
To my new car?
694
00:28:41,197 --> 00:28:43,460
Wow, this contest
has everything!
695
00:28:43,504 --> 00:28:45,854
Holt, or Sheriff Clayborn,
696
00:28:45,898 --> 00:28:47,769
doesn't like it when I drive
department vehicles,
697
00:28:47,813 --> 00:28:49,989
but he can have
a big old gag of my gavel.
698
00:28:50,032 --> 00:28:52,469
Did you forget
the "freedom" part?
699
00:28:52,513 --> 00:28:54,210
Yeah, not 'til you get
to the border.
700
00:28:54,254 --> 00:28:55,690
-I'm not leaving town.
-Don't worry,
701
00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:56,865
I can get you out.
702
00:28:56,909 --> 00:28:58,475
-I know people.
-No, I mean, I won't.
703
00:28:58,519 --> 00:29:00,086
Do you know how many
Purgatorians
704
00:29:00,129 --> 00:29:02,131
would have murdered
for this prize?
705
00:29:02,175 --> 00:29:04,307
[gasps]
Oh, weird...
706
00:29:04,351 --> 00:29:06,309
I just realized that that's
exactly what you did!
707
00:29:09,138 --> 00:29:10,749
You acted like you knew
who I was.
708
00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:13,273
When we first met.
709
00:29:13,316 --> 00:29:14,535
But you're not a Revenant.
710
00:29:15,928 --> 00:29:18,191
And if you were really powerful,
you'd just kill me.
711
00:29:21,498 --> 00:29:22,325
[gasps]
Yay!
712
00:29:23,805 --> 00:29:24,850
Keys!
713
00:29:24,893 --> 00:29:26,329
I wish I knew
what we were up against,
714
00:29:26,373 --> 00:29:28,810
so we could prep a silver
bullet or a wooden stake.
715
00:29:28,854 --> 00:29:30,638
-Sorry, Doc.
-Understood.
716
00:29:30,681 --> 00:29:32,771
Okay, don't yell at me,
but...
717
00:29:32,814 --> 00:29:34,860
the creature did make
a Chewbacca howl
718
00:29:34,903 --> 00:29:36,470
when it stepped in the puddle
of kombucha.
719
00:29:36,513 --> 00:29:38,298
For the last time,
home brewed mold juice
720
00:29:38,341 --> 00:29:39,603
will not defeat pure evil.
721
00:29:39,647 --> 00:29:41,780
It smelled like pure evil.
722
00:29:41,823 --> 00:29:45,087
When it was leaking?
Like blue cheese and boy feet.
723
00:29:45,131 --> 00:29:47,133
Did you hear someone say that?
724
00:29:47,176 --> 00:29:49,570
It dealt it.
I simply smelt it.
725
00:29:49,613 --> 00:29:52,399
Look, I am not suggesting
we refrain from hunting it...
726
00:29:52,442 --> 00:29:53,966
Like hell I would.
727
00:29:54,009 --> 00:29:55,663
...but I looked into its eyes
and I'm remain unconvinced
728
00:29:55,706 --> 00:29:57,056
it is our enemy.
729
00:29:57,099 --> 00:29:59,014
This thing wants to take
Waverly's home,
730
00:29:59,058 --> 00:30:01,190
and our ability
to think of anything else.
731
00:30:02,278 --> 00:30:03,584
I found this in the trap,
732
00:30:03,627 --> 00:30:05,064
Last year when you guys were...
733
00:30:05,107 --> 00:30:06,500
Gone for too long.
734
00:30:07,893 --> 00:30:09,024
At first I thought
it was irrelevant,
735
00:30:09,068 --> 00:30:09,895
but then I figured it out.
736
00:30:11,592 --> 00:30:12,854
It's a Hawaiian shirt, Doc.
737
00:30:12,898 --> 00:30:15,248
It's... It's Nedley's shirt.
738
00:30:17,250 --> 00:30:18,686
That thing killed him,
739
00:30:18,729 --> 00:30:19,948
and now we need to kill it.
740
00:30:21,254 --> 00:30:23,343
The ballpuffers are parasites,
741
00:30:23,386 --> 00:30:25,649
and they took over something.
742
00:30:25,693 --> 00:30:26,737
Someone.
743
00:30:28,087 --> 00:30:31,481
Someone that always comes back
to you, Nicole.
744
00:30:31,525 --> 00:30:32,221
No.
745
00:30:33,266 --> 00:30:35,398
What if the ogre
didn't eat Nedley?
746
00:30:35,442 --> 00:30:37,836
-What if the ogre...
-...is Nedley?
747
00:30:37,879 --> 00:30:39,576
[tense music]
748
00:30:42,144 --> 00:30:44,190
People will find out...
749
00:30:44,233 --> 00:30:47,367
about the contest, about you
not keeping your word.
750
00:30:47,410 --> 00:30:49,369
One, how are they gonna
find out?
751
00:30:50,413 --> 00:30:53,982
And two, what does an Earp know
about keeping their word, huh?
752
00:30:54,026 --> 00:30:55,984
That is priceless.
753
00:30:56,028 --> 00:30:57,116
You are hilare.
754
00:30:57,159 --> 00:30:58,639
So this is personal.
755
00:31:00,815 --> 00:31:03,339
[grunting]
756
00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:06,473
[Wynonna groaning]
757
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:09,389
No.
758
00:31:09,432 --> 00:31:10,303
See this...
759
00:31:11,478 --> 00:31:14,089
This is hereditary,
daughter of Earps.
760
00:31:15,525 --> 00:31:17,919
[Cleo laughing]
761
00:31:17,963 --> 00:31:19,660
Besides, we have to keep
762
00:31:19,703 --> 00:31:22,097
feeding something
to this monster,
763
00:31:22,141 --> 00:31:25,057
whatever it is,
to keep it out of town.
764
00:31:25,100 --> 00:31:26,580
See, Sheriff Holt and I?
765
00:31:26,623 --> 00:31:28,538
We know what it takes
766
00:31:28,582 --> 00:31:30,236
to get dirty jobs done.
767
00:31:31,498 --> 00:31:33,326
And if that dirty job...
768
00:31:35,371 --> 00:31:37,069
happens to be you?
769
00:31:38,766 --> 00:31:40,507
Bonus.
770
00:31:40,550 --> 00:31:42,465
-Now scream.
-Argh!
771
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:45,468
[quietly]: Eat my vegan seitan.
772
00:31:45,512 --> 00:31:48,080
[sighs]
See, they lied.
773
00:31:48,123 --> 00:31:49,211
You're not even fun.
774
00:31:50,256 --> 00:31:52,301
[screaming]
775
00:31:53,868 --> 00:31:56,088
Beastie boy!
776
00:31:56,131 --> 00:31:57,698
Come and get it!
777
00:32:01,571 --> 00:32:02,616
Where are you going?
778
00:32:02,659 --> 00:32:04,879
Oh, to sit in my car.
779
00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:06,402
Take a few pics!
780
00:32:06,446 --> 00:32:08,970
Maybe buff my muff,
if the mood strikes.
781
00:32:09,884 --> 00:32:11,059
You are so weird.
782
00:32:14,454 --> 00:32:15,716
Previews are over.
783
00:32:15,759 --> 00:32:17,457
Looks like the creature feature
is starting.
784
00:32:17,500 --> 00:32:19,241
Get away from her,
skank toilet!
785
00:32:19,285 --> 00:32:20,634
Ahh!
786
00:32:20,677 --> 00:32:21,983
For the record, I don't
believe in skank shaming,
787
00:32:22,027 --> 00:32:22,853
but you said it first.
788
00:32:26,727 --> 00:32:27,989
Sis, you okay?
789
00:32:28,033 --> 00:32:29,773
We need a knife or scissors.
790
00:32:29,817 --> 00:32:31,384
I have... teeth?
791
00:32:32,385 --> 00:32:34,039
Ugh! She's got a weapon!
792
00:32:35,257 --> 00:32:37,129
Friggin' skanks always do.
793
00:32:37,172 --> 00:32:38,652
Wait, I gotta stop saying that.
794
00:32:38,695 --> 00:32:39,609
Okay, stay there!
795
00:32:45,398 --> 00:32:47,791
No, no, no!
796
00:32:47,835 --> 00:32:49,837
[Cleo screaming]
797
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:51,665
[growling]
798
00:32:51,708 --> 00:32:53,972
[whimpering]
799
00:32:58,411 --> 00:32:59,629
[grunting]
800
00:32:59,673 --> 00:33:01,501
[growling]
801
00:33:01,544 --> 00:33:02,850
Waverly!
802
00:33:05,026 --> 00:33:06,201
Waverly!
803
00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:09,335
-Hold your fire!
-It's Nedley!
804
00:33:12,599 --> 00:33:13,730
Doc, flank him on the back!
805
00:33:13,774 --> 00:33:15,167
Waverly, find your position!
806
00:33:17,430 --> 00:33:20,302
[tense music]
807
00:33:23,088 --> 00:33:24,915
[engine starting]
808
00:33:26,091 --> 00:33:27,962
[growling]
809
00:33:32,793 --> 00:33:36,492
[soft, joyful music]
810
00:33:44,761 --> 00:33:49,636
♪ I used to take
on the world on my own ♪
811
00:33:49,679 --> 00:33:52,813
♪ Thought I was so strong
812
00:33:56,686 --> 00:33:59,037
♪ As long as I'm here
813
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:01,691
♪ By your side
814
00:34:01,735 --> 00:34:04,781
♪ Ten times as strong together
815
00:34:04,825 --> 00:34:07,784
♪ We're amplified
816
00:34:11,484 --> 00:34:12,180
Idiots.
817
00:34:13,138 --> 00:34:14,400
[laughing]
818
00:34:14,443 --> 00:34:16,054
[growling]
819
00:34:18,578 --> 00:34:21,842
♪ And I'm here by your side
820
00:34:27,369 --> 00:34:28,936
[laughing]
821
00:34:28,979 --> 00:34:29,676
Wynonna?
822
00:34:30,807 --> 00:34:32,157
What did I do?
823
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:34,246
You survived, Nedley.
824
00:34:34,289 --> 00:34:35,595
That's what you did.
825
00:34:35,638 --> 00:34:36,770
You made it home.
826
00:34:39,990 --> 00:34:40,861
Fuck yeah.
827
00:34:46,867 --> 00:34:49,522
Nedley, I'm not coming
any closer
828
00:34:49,565 --> 00:34:50,871
until you put this on.
829
00:34:52,829 --> 00:34:54,135
There's been enough crime today.
830
00:34:54,179 --> 00:34:55,963
[breathing heavily]
831
00:34:56,006 --> 00:34:56,746
Hey.
832
00:35:00,272 --> 00:35:01,751
-Nicole, what's going on?
-I...
833
00:35:03,144 --> 00:35:05,277
You were not in possession
of your own faculties.
834
00:35:08,193 --> 00:35:09,498
Why do I taste skunk?
835
00:35:09,542 --> 00:35:11,065
That may be me.
836
00:35:13,023 --> 00:35:14,460
That's some intense, brother.
837
00:35:19,247 --> 00:35:21,336
[soft music]
838
00:35:31,564 --> 00:35:32,565
-Dad.
-Chrissy!
839
00:35:32,608 --> 00:35:34,436
Oh, my God. Dad!
840
00:35:35,524 --> 00:35:38,353
-[crying]
-Shh, shh.
841
00:35:42,444 --> 00:35:44,098
They told me you were dead.
842
00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:48,146
This stubborn mule? Not yet.
843
00:35:49,843 --> 00:35:52,367
Where were you? What happened?
844
00:35:52,411 --> 00:35:54,064
I really don't remember.
845
00:35:54,108 --> 00:35:57,024
-Ah, might be for the best.
-Might be?
846
00:35:57,067 --> 00:35:59,374
Look, um, we think
he'll be fine.
847
00:35:59,418 --> 00:36:01,898
But just for fun, maybe keep him
away from small game.
848
00:36:05,554 --> 00:36:07,774
Wynonna. I don't even
know what to say.
849
00:36:07,817 --> 00:36:08,514
[Wynonna]: I know.
850
00:36:09,645 --> 00:36:11,647
It's just,
since the evacuation, I...
851
00:36:11,691 --> 00:36:14,520
this place...
it got to me and I...
852
00:36:14,563 --> 00:36:16,696
Needed us and got hurt
when we weren't here?
853
00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:21,135
-Yeah.
-It won't happen again.
854
00:36:24,530 --> 00:36:25,487
Hey, you.
855
00:36:30,362 --> 00:36:31,450
It's good to have you back.
856
00:36:41,634 --> 00:36:42,417
Nicole.
857
00:36:44,158 --> 00:36:45,507
You should get Chrissy
out of here.
858
00:36:45,551 --> 00:36:46,334
While you still can.
859
00:36:58,738 --> 00:37:00,609
You did the chili cook-off
without me?
860
00:37:02,002 --> 00:37:02,872
[laughing]
Dad...
861
00:37:03,873 --> 00:37:06,224
[electronic music]
862
00:37:09,270 --> 00:37:12,099
Here I thought all my flirting
was getting me nowhere.
863
00:37:13,231 --> 00:37:15,842
There is more
where that came from.
864
00:37:15,885 --> 00:37:18,932
That would get my slacks off
in a snap.
865
00:37:18,975 --> 00:37:20,542
'Cause that would be
a challenge.
866
00:37:21,717 --> 00:37:23,545
I paid for that truck,
and its contents,
867
00:37:23,589 --> 00:37:25,068
and I'll be french-fried
868
00:37:25,112 --> 00:37:27,854
if you're going to sell my own
property back to me.
869
00:37:27,897 --> 00:37:30,857
Except I know where it is
and you do not.
870
00:37:30,900 --> 00:37:33,033
But I suppose I could sell
said contents
871
00:37:33,076 --> 00:37:35,383
to the human bar in town...
872
00:37:35,427 --> 00:37:37,255
Let's not get off
on the wrong foot.
873
00:37:39,082 --> 00:37:41,171
I also suggest
that you acquire
874
00:37:41,215 --> 00:37:43,739
protection for your next order
and that would be,
875
00:37:44,740 --> 00:37:46,525
well, yours truly.
876
00:37:46,568 --> 00:37:48,701
An experienced hand
with local knowledge,
877
00:37:48,744 --> 00:37:52,966
who can then safely convey
said truck right to your...
878
00:37:53,836 --> 00:37:54,837
back door.
879
00:37:56,361 --> 00:37:58,014
What would you require
in return?
880
00:37:59,538 --> 00:38:02,497
Something to quench
that vampiric appetite?
881
00:38:03,716 --> 00:38:05,979
When was the last time you fed?
882
00:38:06,022 --> 00:38:07,502
My hunger...
883
00:38:07,546 --> 00:38:08,851
is none of your concern.
884
00:38:08,895 --> 00:38:12,855
What I require
is something more... tangible.
885
00:38:12,899 --> 00:38:13,900
A future favor.
886
00:38:15,162 --> 00:38:16,424
And two thousand a load.
887
00:38:17,817 --> 00:38:19,558
[chuckling]
That's highway robbery.
888
00:38:19,601 --> 00:38:21,734
Precisely.
And at a reasonable cost.
889
00:38:21,777 --> 00:38:24,824
But I assure you,
I am the best.
890
00:38:25,825 --> 00:38:26,826
Mm-hmm...
891
00:38:32,179 --> 00:38:33,876
[electronic music continues]
892
00:38:35,356 --> 00:38:36,792
You smell like heaven.
893
00:38:36,836 --> 00:38:38,054
I know.
894
00:38:47,237 --> 00:38:52,852
♪ If you could love
me completely ♪
895
00:38:54,941 --> 00:38:59,772
♪ If you could show me
a sign ♪
896
00:39:02,427 --> 00:39:05,995
Having trouble remembering
where you like these lips.
897
00:39:06,039 --> 00:39:07,780
You seem to be figuring
it out.
898
00:39:10,173 --> 00:39:12,219
You know, the garden tried
to fool me.
899
00:39:13,829 --> 00:39:15,048
With a fake you.
900
00:39:16,223 --> 00:39:17,137
You didn't...
901
00:39:17,180 --> 00:39:19,226
No. Not even close.
902
00:39:20,488 --> 00:39:22,403
But I would've known
in a second.
903
00:39:23,970 --> 00:39:25,319
I know every curve...
904
00:39:27,147 --> 00:39:28,366
every sigh...
905
00:39:30,019 --> 00:39:31,369
every taste...
906
00:39:32,979 --> 00:39:34,372
[door closing]
907
00:39:37,026 --> 00:39:39,377
Wynonna, her midnight snack,
and the pantry door.
908
00:39:40,639 --> 00:39:42,380
She never met a thing
she couldn't slam.
909
00:39:45,295 --> 00:39:46,819
Yeah. I guess I'd forgotten.
910
00:39:48,777 --> 00:39:50,039
I love you, Nicole Haught.
911
00:39:51,563 --> 00:39:53,521
And I can't wait for the rest
of our lives to unfold.
912
00:39:58,918 --> 00:40:00,746
Can you tell me about
your year and a half?
913
00:40:03,270 --> 00:40:05,664
I'm sorry,
I'm just... distracted.
914
00:40:05,707 --> 00:40:07,666
I gotta go check those traps.
915
00:40:07,709 --> 00:40:08,406
Oh.
916
00:40:09,363 --> 00:40:11,757
Yeah. Okay. Uh...
917
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:12,671
Can I come with you?
918
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:15,717
Always.
919
00:40:15,761 --> 00:40:18,503
[soft music]
920
00:40:29,078 --> 00:40:31,864
-Expected date of return?
-Never.
921
00:40:31,907 --> 00:40:34,606
My Dad's birthday is in August.
Might surprise him.
922
00:40:34,649 --> 00:40:36,042
I have to get my supervisor.
923
00:40:38,479 --> 00:40:40,873
[radio turns on]
924
00:40:40,916 --> 00:40:42,962
[rock music plays]
925
00:40:47,401 --> 00:40:48,358
[Man]: You're cleared to go.
926
00:40:52,058 --> 00:40:52,885
[whispering]: They're back.
927
00:41:07,856 --> 00:41:10,555
I'll move out to the barn,
now that everyone's back.
928
00:41:11,860 --> 00:41:13,471
-Which is good.
-Take the bed.
929
00:41:14,428 --> 00:41:15,473
You've earned it, kid.
930
00:41:16,430 --> 00:41:17,170
Besides...
931
00:41:18,824 --> 00:41:19,912
I'm better in the cold.
932
00:41:21,870 --> 00:41:23,829
Okay, Jon Snow in a B cup.
933
00:41:24,873 --> 00:41:26,571
And I'm not a kid, Wynonna.
934
00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:30,488
Why'd you leave Monument?
935
00:41:32,402 --> 00:41:34,317
When you're a person
who's gone through some stuff,
936
00:41:35,362 --> 00:41:36,929
and you see somebody else,
who's a good person,
937
00:41:36,972 --> 00:41:38,626
also going through some stuff...
938
00:41:40,323 --> 00:41:41,499
How bad is Nicole?
939
00:41:42,891 --> 00:41:45,764
She was alone
for a really long time.
940
00:41:48,984 --> 00:41:50,508
Well, thanks for taking care
of my friend,
941
00:41:50,551 --> 00:41:51,683
Rachel Valdez.
942
00:41:53,075 --> 00:41:56,078
Thank you for noticing,
Wynonna Earp.
943
00:41:56,122 --> 00:41:57,689
Oh, the Earp heir.
944
00:42:04,913 --> 00:42:06,393
Listen. My bed, yeah.
945
00:42:06,436 --> 00:42:09,091
My leather pants, no.
946
00:42:09,135 --> 00:42:10,745
Pfft, please.
947
00:42:10,789 --> 00:42:12,747
I wouldn't be seen wearing these
in front of the skunks I milk.
948
00:42:15,228 --> 00:42:17,491
Your fringed leather jacket,
though...
949
00:42:19,493 --> 00:42:21,234
Don't push your luck,
Smalldez.
950
00:42:22,975 --> 00:42:24,542
-Good night.
-Good night, Wynonna.
951
00:42:27,022 --> 00:42:28,589
[sighing]
952
00:42:33,202 --> 00:42:35,553
-Hello, chaps!
-Hands up.
953
00:42:36,554 --> 00:42:38,643
Like I said:
so good to be home.
954
00:42:40,340 --> 00:42:42,342
♪♪
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