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- Once again, it's about Tom.

It's "Watch What Happens Live @Home"

with Malia White and Bugsy Drake

from "Below Deck Med," now!

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Hey everybody welcome to "Watch What Happens Live"

from The Hamptons. I'm your host, Andy Cohen,

with two guests whose sleeping arrangements

nearly caused Hannah's derangement.

From "Below Deck Mediterranean"

it's Malia White and Bugsy Drake!

Hey ladies!

- Hey Andy. - Hi.

- Now where-- where are you both?

- Uh, I'm in Croatia.

- I'm in, uh, Florida at the moment.

- You're st-- you're in Croatia, and you're in Florida.

Wow. - Mm-hmm.

- Well, uh, the boat looks beautiful, by the way!

How big is that boat? - Thank you, yeah.

Uh, 52.

- It's very beautiful. Uh, drinking game alert.

My guests will not know it

but anytime you hear anyone say this word,

if you're 21 or over in honor of Malia's boyfriend

Tom having worked for Gordon Ramsey,

drink until you're a bitchin' nightmare!

Um, Malia, tonight's episode ended with a major bombshell.

Um, Hannah appears to have brought something on board

and you seem to be the one who took a picture and showed Sandy.

Uh, when you confronted Hannah

the night she had her panic attack,

you asked her what she needed

to which she responded "Valium."

In that moment, did you see the Valium

and weed pen in the bathroom

or did you think she was kidding?

- Um, I saw pills in the bathroom,

I didn't see the weed pen.

Um, and I think in that moment

when she asked for Valium is when it really hit me

that those were the pills that

she was taking every night all season.

Um, and yeah.

That's when it became a real serious thing for me.

- Now, did you text Sandy about Hannah

because it was your duty to,

or because you were upset

about the bunk-swapping debacle?

[chuckling]

- I already had my bunk at that point.

Um, so yeah, it was because it's my duty to.

Yeah, it-- I don't want to lose my licensing.

- So have you ever discovered a crew member with--

with narcotics on board before, and is it

an automatic termination if they're discovered?

- I luckily have never had a crew member taking narcotics.

Um, but, uh, yeah so this is a first for me.

And no, it's not an automatic termination,

but that is up to the captain.

It depends, you know, what they find

and how they feel having that crew member at sea.

- And of course, and-and-- you know,

Valium is not an illegal drug...

- No, but it's not legal to take Valium

on a yacht unsupervised.

Whether you have a prescription or not.

So Hannah knows that what she was doing was wrong.

She knows that it's against the rules.

- Um, okay. I have some--

some viewer questions for you guys.

Um, about, uh, the bunk situation actually.

Malia, uh, Mariana B. wants to know if you regret not--

if you regretted not going to Sandy--

do you regret going to Sandy right away to rat

on Hannah for not wanting to change rooms,

could you two really not talk it out?

- Um, we tried to talk it out several times.

Um, you know. I--I do regret

maybe how many times I went to Sandy this season.

I think I might have used her

more of like a crutch or a role model

than, you know, just figuring some things out on myself.

But, uh, yeah.

It was a situation that was escalating,

and I really didn't know what to do.

- Um, also looking back, why did you only blame Hannah

for not wanting to change rooms

when Bugsy didn't want to either,

Cassandra J. wants to know.

- I'm pretty sure Bugsy can vouch for me on this one,

I called her out as well. [laughing]

- Yeah she did.

- Uh, Bugsy, Anna C. wants to know

if you were surprised when Hannah responded

shadily to Alex asking her what she thinks about you?

- Uh, no. I wasn't surprised at all.

[chuckling]

That is such a typical Hannah-- Hannah kind of comment,

so yeah. Wasn't surprised.

- Um, Bugsy, what was your take on

how the Kiko situation went down?

- You know, Andy, I felt really sorry watching back,

um, the episodes with Kiko on.

Uh, I think I've spoken with Jess about it even.

And coming in late into the season,

I don't think I got the fair chance

to get to know Kiko as well as

the other interior members did on the boat.

Um, he'd already formed, like, a little bond

with Hannah and Jess, which was perfect,

it was fine.

Um, but I didn't want to get too involved with it, um, and--

yeah, I felt really bad that

I couldn't have helped him more.

- It seemed incredibly cringey, um,

being apart of the firing in-in the middle

of the kitchen in front of everyone.

- I mean yeah, it was a very awkward situation.

I don't think anyone actually knew 100% what was going down.

Um, there was a lot of, like, back and push--

pushing from Kiko to Sandy like,

"I'm leaving, I'm leaving."

And I think Sandy felt awkward, Kiko felt awkward,

everybody else in the galley at that point

in the middle of dinner service

with guests on board felt extremely awkward.

- Uh, well Malia, tonight we saw you and Tom

go from long distance to literally no distance at all

when he came aboard Wellington and crammed into your tiny bunk.

I have questions about how you "Keep The Love Boat Alive."

So, I mean, do you two have personal PDA rules

when you're on the boat together?

- Um, we try to keep it professional, like,

out in front of guests.

So obviously try not to, you know,

kiss or do anything in front of guests.

But, um, you know we still try to flirt in the galley,

or he comes out on deck but, um,

yeah, I think leaving things for the cabin's probably best.

[chuckling]

- So it's an automatic rule

that if you're on the boat with someone you're dating,

you two get to share the room together?

Like, that's understood from everyone?

- No-- not an automatic rule, no. It--

- Okay. - Usually you're hired as a--

as a couple.

Um, you would get a cabin together,

because the idea is that your partner

probably wouldn't come if they weren't,

you know, sharing a cabin with you.

Especially if they're the head chef.

Well, Hannah-- Hannah said that with a couple on board,

it means that if she had an issue with you,

it means also having issue with Tom and vice versa.

Is there truth to that?

- Uh, no. I think, you know, Tom definitely isn't that way.

Um, I think we can both put our professional lives

before, like, personal things.

And hopefully, you know, Hannah can, too.

It's not that hard to get along with someone--

a couple when you don't like them.

- Bugsy, how would you rate Tom's cooking?

- A 10 out of 10. Like, he's an excellent chef.

[laughing]

- Very good. All right. Thank you very much.

Well, Bugsy, when Alex was on the show,

we asked him what traits about you get his motor running.

So tonight I want to flip the script

and find out what it is about him

that sets your heart ablaze like a dazzling tablescape.

All right, do you like that Alex seemed so nervous around you

when you first came on board? Was that endearing to you?

- Definitely endearing.

I think it's quite cute, actually.

- Does his respect and praise of Malia as a boss

turn you on?

- Completely turns me on. It's super hot. Rawr!

[laughter]

- Did you appreciate his honesty about his shrinkage?

[laughter]

- I completely appreciate his honesty, Andy.

That was-- that was classic, absolutely classic.

- Did waxing Alex's back

turn you on in the slightest?

- Oh, for sure.

I've got such a thing for hairy backs.

Meow.

[laughter]

- Is Alex's Boston accent a perk for you?

It's different, right?

- Hmm, it's definitely different.

I loved trying to put my "Bawstin" accent on

when I was around him. I-I had my-- my hand at it.

[laughing]

It was a lot of fun. - That's terrible.

- "Bawstin" Is that terrible? - Yeah, are you-- are you?

Uh, how would you describe Alex's scent?

- Ooh. [chuckling]

- Cheap vinegar?

- Musky? [laughing]

I don't know, actually. Ooh.

- All-all right. Uh, musky.

All right, we'll take that.

Thank you very much for, uh--

for, uh, enduring those questions.

Bugsy, are you and Alex still in touch?

Are you good?

- Yeah, we-we're really good. We're still in touch.

We speak often. He's such a great guy.

- Very good. Uh, on Wellington,

you're not just packed in like sardines,

but those cabins can sometimes boast

a smell as strong as canned fish.

So I have a round of questions about tiny cabin life.

I've been thinking about this as I watched tonight's episode.

How do you have sex on those teeny bunk beds?

Is it easier to hook up on the top bunk

or bottom bunk? This is for either of you.

- I wouldn't be able to answer that question.

[laughter] - I don't know,

'cause I didn't really have sex during filming.

[laughing]

- Have you ever fought with a bunkmate

over who gets top bunk and who gets bottom?

- Oh, for sure. 100%. - Yeah, Hannah.

[laughing]

- Do-do higher-ranking crew members

typically prefer one to the other,

and do they-- and which bunk do you prefer?

- Ooh, I'm gonna say it depends on different boats.

- Yeah, it depends on the boat,

but I like the one with the porthole,

'cause you get to control the amount of sunlight

that comes in your cabin.

- By the way, are you constantly hitting your head

on the top of your bunk?

- 100%.

Can you not see this egg? [laughing]

- I'm super short.

- Okay, here's my-- here's my number-one question.

Is it really awkward going number two

when your bunkmate is a stone's throw away?

How do you navigate that?

- Oh, I have no shame. - You just put the tap on.

- What, you do? Oh, I don't care.

- Or just switch the tap on, for sure.

No one needs to hear that. - Right, right.

All right, okay, guess what?

We have a lot more of your questions after the break

and a whole lot more. We'll be right back.

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- Welcome back to "Watch What Happens Live @Home"

from the Hamptons. I'm Andy Cohen, with two guests

who watched Hannah go off the deep end,

but at least one can always dive in with the save.

From "Below Deck Med"

it's Malia White and Bugsy Drake.

Drinking game reminder: any time you hear this word,

in honor of Bugsy waxing Alex's back,

drink until it puts hair on your chest.

Okay, a lot of questions for you.

Malia, RealityOnly3 wants to know

"Were you and Sandy planning to boot people

"so Sandy could replace them with your friend Bugsy

"and your boyfriend Tom?" We got this a lot.

- I'm getting this a lot, and I think people, um,

have a lot more, like-- you know, think that we have

a lot more involvement in production.

We have zero, you know, control over the plot.

You know, I hadn't even talked to Captain Sandy

about anything but work this entire time.

It's not like we can choose, like, plot twists

and character changes. Like, that-that's not a thing.

I love the conspiracy theories, though.

- Yeah. - Uh, for both of you, uh,

JoeysLife1978 said,

"Why did Malia bring up the nasty nachos,

"and then why did Bugsy actually serve them to the guests?

"It seems like a conscious effort by both of you

"to make Hannah look bad."

- Oh, yeah, for sure, we conspired that, too.

- It's our job. - Like...

[laughter]

- Like, I don't have any choice. - Um, so basically,

Malia brought the food out to a deckhand,

because the deck crew helped the interior

to bring the food up to the guests.

She then set it down on the side,

and as the second stew, which it's my job

to serve the food the chef made, I put them on the table.

There was no ill intentions whatsoever.

- Okay, Malia, um, DinaMarieNewJersey said,

"Why did you feel the need to tell Captain Sandy

"about Hannah's panic attack?

"Hannah was professional and woke up ready to work."

- 'Cause it's my job.

The crew-- I think what people lack to understand

is whether there's cameras around or not,

we're still running a 60-meter vessel at sea,

and our first duty is safety of lives at sea.

And if someone has a panic attack

or has any kind of medical incident,

it has to be reported.

And there's plenty of reasons and incidents to,

you know, confirm why that's so important.

- Uh, for both of you, Christina S. wants to know

if either of you were as surprised as she was

watching the-- Rob and Jess say "I love you"

to each other within a matter of weeks.

- Uh, yeah. - (indistinct).

- Um, Bu- Bugsy, Lexi T. wants to know

if you think if Hannah had to work under you

as your second stew, she would be as cooperative

as you are being under her?

- You know, I'd like to think so,

but realistically, definitely not.

- Uh, Malia, Jodie O. said "In hindsight,

"did Malia think it was appropriate

"to talk to Jess about her leader failing her

"with the laundry? The leads shouldn't

"throw each other under the bus for little things like that."

- I think that whole laundry thing

got blown so out of proportion,

and I did speak to Jess about it,

and I was like, "It's not a big deal."

It was a miscommunication.

- Um, for both of you, Britney L. said

"Do you think Hannah was pretending to be

"more sick than she was because she just didn't

"want to be around the group anymore after her only friend

"Kiko had left?" - Yes.

- 100%. - Yeah.

- You do? - She's- She-

She's done it before. She never wants

to hang out with crew, she's always thick

on, you know, the days that we have off.

I'm just-- I'm honestly more surprised

that people are shocked.

- You're surprised-- you're-- people are shocked.

Tara M. wants to know "Bugsy, did you think

"Malia was being insensitive when she demanded that

"everyone switch rooms?"

- I don't think she was being insensitive.

I think at the time, uh, you know,

there were a lot of emotions at play, um,

and there was a lot of different crew dynamics,

so in the beginning, I was completely against it,

and Hannah and I both agreed we'd-- we didn't wanna share

a cabin for the sake of the crew.

Um, but taking some time to think about it,

I was like "You know what, what is this gonna matter

"in the greater scheme of things?"

- All right, well, Malia, you made it clear

that your small stature doesn't affect your standing

as bosun, but what happens when you go toe-to-toe

with some other shorties? It's time to play

"Are! They! Taller! Than Malia!?"

I'm gonna lift off-- list off celebrities

and Bravolebrities, you two guess

if they are taller than Malia's 5'2" standing.

Is Reese Witherspoon taller than Malia, ladies?

- Yes. - Yes.

- 5'3"? - No she's not,

she's 5'1". Malia's taller.

Is Candiace Dillard from the Housewives of Potomac

taller than Malia?

- Yes. - Yes.

(dinging) - Yes she is,

she's an inch taller. She's 5'3".

Is Kevin Hart taller than Malia?

(chuckles) - No.

- No. - Definitely not.

(buzzer) - Yes he is.

He's 5'4". What about Kristin Chenoweth?

Is Cheno taller than Malia?

- Yes. - Yes.

(buzzer) - No, she's 4'11", folks.

Yeah, okay, what about Kandi Burruss?

Is she taller than Malia?

- Yes. - Yes.

(dinging) - Yes she is, by an inch.

Okay, what about Danny DeVito?

- No. - No, definitely not.

(dinging) - No, he's not.

He's 4'10". Okay, uh, last up.

Is Lady Gaga taller than Malia?

- No. - I think she's 5'1".

- She's not taller. - She's exactly the same height.

She's 5'2". - Ahh!

- Congratulations, very exciting,

and when we come back from the break,

we have a "Moment of Mazel" from an old friend of Bravo.

We'll be right back.

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- Welcome back to "Watch What Happens Live @Home,"

I'm Andy, here with Malia and Bugsy.

Now, Malia is currently on a crew

with Bugsy's sister,

and Michael B. wants to know "Be honest,

"who is the better stew, Bugsy or her sister?"

- Oooh, well, I mean, Bugsy, obviously,

with overall experience, but her sister is

a great crew member.

She's learned a lot from her sister, obviously.

- Interesting, okay. For both of you,

Laura P. wants to know how you would feel

about working for Captain Lee? - I'm not sure.

I'd love to try.

- Okay. - Yeah, that would be awesome.

- Malia, Becca Jim-- BeccaJay34 said

"I know you look up to Captain Sandy,

"but are there things about her management style

"that you don't agree with? For instance,

"standing over the crew's shoulder

"the whole time?" - Yeah, definitely.

Um, you know, during the whole Kiko getting fired process,

that was pretty awkward for me as well,

and I don't think any crew member deserves to be,

you know, fired on the spot, um...

but I also have never been in Captain Sandy's shoes,

so I think, you know, when I'm a captain,

I can better speak to that. 'Cause I'm sure her--

the pressure on her is quite intense as well.

- Malia, uh, PapaFrida16 wants to know

why you think it's okay to call all the males onboard

"unintelligent" compared to your boyfriend?

(laughing)

- 'Cause I've met them?

(laughing) I'm just kidding.

Um, I was just kidding.

- I think it's a good answer.

Bugsy, BravoObsessed wants you to rate Hannah's table decor

on a scale of-- from 1-10. - I feel like

I've done this a lot. [laughing]

Um, I'm gonna rate it a three.

- A three. - A three, Andy.

I haven't actually seen Hannah's table settings,

if I'm honest. - (indistinct).

- Wow. - And I can't re-

I can't remember any from season two either.

- All right, uh, I'll leave it there.

For tonight's "Moment of Mazel," I am throwing it to

a beloved member of the Bravo Family,

which is thick as thieves, by the way.

Here with an update is Caroline Manzo.

- Hey guys, it's Caroline Manzo, I miss you all,

I love you all, and of course, Andy Cohen,

I miss you the most. The Manzo family is alive

and well and happy and we're growing

and expanding, my boys, both have found

their special someone.

Lauren and Vito are close with Markie,

they're doing well and great,

and I am down in Asbury Park

at a new project that my boys are undertaking

with the Berkeley Hotel, where they are charging

for food, beverage, et cetera, and it is a monster project.

That's the only way I get to see my boys.

They have exited Hoboken, they are now down to shore,

it's a lot going on, the Brownstone's still here,

Vito Scalia and his deli and his restaurant

are still there, Lauren Manzo and her salons

are still there, but we miss you, we love you,

and we hope everybody's staying safe and happy.

Take care.

- Ahh, very nice. Right back atcha, Caroline.

Thanks for the update.

I wanna thank Malia and Bugsy for being here.

The word of the night was "Tom."

We said it nine times.

If you've been playing our drinking game, don't drive.

We will see you tomorrow night after Backyard Envy at 11:00.

Watch our aftershow on Twitter live now.

Goodnight, everybody.

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