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- Doris likes
mine just the way it is.
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- I told you to stop
talkin' to me 'bout that.
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- Why the hell you do
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somethin' like that to your kid?
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- I was that way,
my daddy's that way.
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My daddy's daddy's that way.
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And it's sanitary.
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- It's a goddamn myth.
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- It looks good too.
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Just ask Charlene.
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- Charlene don't know shit.
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Circumcision cuts off
1,000 nerve endings
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and some kinda
natural lubricant.
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Now that'll make fuckin'
Charlene actually tolerable.
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- Why does everybody do it then?
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- Well some guy who
invented Corn flakes.
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Probably to keep kids
from masturbatin'.
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C'mon.
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- That him?
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- Yeah, the blood trail
leads that way, let's go.
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Whoa, what the?
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- You think
a deer did this?
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- Deer?
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What the hell?
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- I do not know.
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Whoa.
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What is that?
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Did you hear that?
- What?
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- By the trees.
- Nope.
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- Oh jeez, there's
more than one.
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So we grab that thing and split.
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Could be worth money.
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- Oh shit.
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This isn't how the
gypsy said I'd go.
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- The universe is endless.
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Cold and impartial.
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We exist because we
fought to be here.
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The universe gave us a chance.
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We grabbed hold, planted
our flag in the ground
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and said, "We belong."
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Survival is fought for.
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Right now ladies and gentlemen,
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we are on a decaying
planet of our own doing.
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Well one day, Earth
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will die
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and we as a species will
need to find
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a new home.
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Now greedy corporations and
their puppets in Congress
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are only speeding things up,
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so that's why we must act now!
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Invest in a Stars
with Skaggs project
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for intergalactic travel.
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Together, we can discover
unknown pockets of the universe
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and need mankind to a new
pine-fresh home.
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Your money will make
for a better universe!
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Hi, Kenneth.
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- Hi.
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What the hell are you doing?
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- I was just rehearsing
for a future presentation
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for my space travel
company Stars with Skaggs.
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- That's the dumbest
thing I've ever heard.
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Have you tested the equipment?
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- I started to.
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- I have a lecture in 30 minutes
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and the sound must be
an echo to the senses.
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- Right.
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- And have you
replaced the bulbs?
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- You didn't say anything
about replacing the bulbs.
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- I sent you an email last night
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and I know you were
on your computer
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because of your
masturbation problem.
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- I wouldn't call it problem.
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- Then where are my bulbs?
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- Yeah okay, I'll
get right on it.
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- And the log report: stay
late and finish it, okay?
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- Actually Kenneth, I can't.
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It's my birthday today
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and my friends and
I are goin' on--
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- I don't care about
your birthday, okay?!
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You're my assistant and
you're supposed to assist me.
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So do you wanna keep your job
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or do you wanna drink Mai
Tais with your friends?
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- Mai Tais.
- Huh?
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- Oh I'm sorry, was that
not an echo to the senses?
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Mai Tais.
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Have a good lecture, Kenneth.
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- Hey, wait!
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Come here.
- Whoa, ow.
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God, unhand me.
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- Give that to me, you.
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You will never work in
a planetarium again!
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- Jesus, interesting.
- Hey, hey.
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The coat.
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- Coat?
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Here's your coat.
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Huh, huh?
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- Hey, pick it up.
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C'mon.
- Yeah, okay.
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But I'm leavin' it there.
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- Thank you!
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- Oh shit.
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Hi. Oh oh, I'm sorry.
- Oh jeez.
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Pardon me. Sorry, Tracy.
- Watch it, man.
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- Got a lotta momentum.
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I'll see ya.
- Bye, Brian.
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- Never.
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Oh my god.
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What the?
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You gotta be fuckin'.
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Fuck my life.
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You fucking fuckface.
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Not you.
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- I don't need to
stand anymore, right?
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- Cheese.
- No, you're good.
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We were not
in-sync on that one.
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- No.
- No.
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- Ooh, but it's adorable.
- Ooh.
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- Hey, all right.
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- Thanks.
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- Alex.
- Stop!
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- Thank you.
- Just a little.
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- To Brian's birthday!
- Here, here.
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- And to the last Leonid
meteor shower together.
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- What, the last?
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- Yeah, the last
year of college.
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We might not have time
to make a yearly trip
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once our careers take off.
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- We could always find time.
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- I don't know, man.
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You'll be busy blowin'
shit up at NASA.
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I'll be savin' lives in the OR.
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Jess fighting
deforestation in Guatemala.
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Alex?
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Well Alex might be free.
- Yeah.
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- Hey, Louis.
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You know, I'm really
disappointed in you.
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This is our thing, man.
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This has been our thing since
we were in elementary school.
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The real world can't
take that away.
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- My dad
says the real world
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is an unforgiving
thief of happiness.
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And knowing my
dad, I believe it.
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- Well, I hereby
declare this not be
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the last Leonid meteor shower,
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but a yearly continuation
until the day we die.
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- And I concur.
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- Yay.
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- Duke it.
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Yup, yup.
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What, what yeah!
- Oh.
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- Lest we forget.
- To our yearly meteor break!
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I would live to come, you guys.
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Oh Frederick, how
are you darling?
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But if I don't take care of
my plants, who's going to?
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This year is bad.
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We can't have little Olaf
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freezing his little
butt off, can we?
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- Hey man, yeah.
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Things have been a
little, you know.
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Yes!
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Yeah, this year is bad.
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- Yo Brian, d'you see this shit?
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20, motherfucker.
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- 21.
- No no no no.
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Fuck, man.
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You fuckin'. No no, you
ain't takin' that shit.
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Dude, this year's bad.
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No, no.
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No!
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- Faster, people.
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We're on a deadline.
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Can you bring that
tree over here?
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What are you doing?
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I told you 15 minutes ago,
that's not how you do that.
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You guys, we're
opening the garden.
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This year is bad.
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C'mon, bring the plant.
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- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
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Ow.
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All right,
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so we're just gonna have
to make a small incision.
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It's gonna be about two inches.
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- Incision?
- Shh shh shh.
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It's better if you
don't speak, 'kay?
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This year's bad.
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- Oh shit.
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How's my ass look from
back there, guys?
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This year's bad, man.
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This year's bad.
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Oh, fuck!
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- Oh, do you feel cool
with your chainsaws?
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I wish I could be there,
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but I'm in the middle
of saving the forest.
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This year's bad.
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- My mother
was right about you!
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- This year's bad.
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- Dude, last night
was fuckin' epic.
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This year's bad .
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- This year's good.
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"Happy birthday, son.
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"Your mother and I
could not be more proud.
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"30 years old with your
eyes still on the prize.
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"Don't let it bother
you that Elon Musk
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"sold his first company for
$300 million at the age of 26.
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"Your mother just informed me
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"that I shouldn't have
written that last part,
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"but I'm using pen and don't
have time to buy another card.
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"Just know that we love you
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"and enjoy this gift
with your friends.
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"I did a little research.
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"It's Elon's favorite."
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Aww, dad.
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Gonna get--
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Hello?
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- You didn't say
shit to me, all right?
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I mean it's not like you.
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- I thought you knew.
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No baby, I swear.
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I swear we had
this conversation.
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'Cause all of you didn't.
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Oh surprise, man.
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I was gonna surprise you.
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I thought you knew.
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- Surprise me?
- No, that's--
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- Are you kidding me?
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What kinda fucking
surprise is that?
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You leave me alone for
those little monsters?
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- I told you last month.
- No, you didn't.
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- I did.
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- You never help me anyway
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and now you suddenly disappear
and you leave me alone
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to go drink with your
high school buddies.
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I am alone in this.
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- Well, I'm here.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Brian Skaggs!
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Has it seriously been since
my magical wedding day?
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- Hug me.
- Yay!
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How's LA, man?
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Buildin' rockets yet?
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00:15:04,973 --> 00:15:07,113
- Yeah, I mean almost.
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I'm goin' through
the right steps.
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How's Maggie and the twins?
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- That was her on the phone.
- Yeah?
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00:15:14,361 --> 00:15:15,293
- Claims that I didn't tell her
247
00:15:15,328 --> 00:15:16,812
I was leaving for the weekend.
248
00:15:16,846 --> 00:15:17,640
I told her.
249
00:15:17,675 --> 00:15:20,954
I totally told her.
250
00:15:20,989 --> 00:15:23,163
She's still recovering
from the episiotomy,
251
00:15:23,198 --> 00:15:24,682
so she's a little .
252
00:15:26,166 --> 00:15:29,135
The doctors made a
slit in her perineum,
253
00:15:29,169 --> 00:15:30,964
the space between
the vagina and anus,
254
00:15:30,999 --> 00:15:33,656
so post partum sex is .
255
00:15:33,691 --> 00:15:35,313
- Yeah.
256
00:15:35,348 --> 00:15:37,143
- And the twins, I love them.
257
00:15:37,177 --> 00:15:39,973
- Yeah?
- But then I think, do I
258
00:15:40,008 --> 00:15:42,320
or am I just saying that
because it's expected of me?
259
00:15:42,355 --> 00:15:44,667
It's just you know,
I need structure
260
00:15:44,702 --> 00:15:46,842
and babies give fuck
all about structure.
261
00:15:46,876 --> 00:15:48,154
They're anti-structure.
262
00:15:48,188 --> 00:15:50,880
Chaos in diapers,
but I love them.
263
00:15:51,881 --> 00:15:53,849
Everyone says I should.
264
00:15:53,883 --> 00:15:55,540
They just make me
a little .
265
00:16:00,580 --> 00:16:02,202
- Jesus.
- Oh yeah.
266
00:16:02,237 --> 00:16:04,170
- Not what you see on
the Christmas cards.
267
00:16:08,726 --> 00:16:10,176
Old wiring.
268
00:16:10,210 --> 00:16:12,212
- Speakin' of old wiring,
how's your love life?
269
00:16:12,247 --> 00:16:13,386
- Was that a dick joke?
270
00:16:17,079 --> 00:16:19,357
- Holy shit, Maggie never
lets me touch this stuff.
271
00:16:19,392 --> 00:16:20,220
This stuff is good.
272
00:16:21,394 --> 00:16:23,016
- Well, my dick.
273
00:16:23,051 --> 00:16:25,363
Thank you for
asking, by the way,
274
00:16:25,398 --> 00:16:29,195
continues to be dry and lonely.
275
00:16:29,229 --> 00:16:33,751
My game is of the
non-LeBron variety.
276
00:16:35,063 --> 00:16:36,719
- Well, maybe this
time you can finish
277
00:16:36,754 --> 00:16:38,894
what you tried to start
with Jess eight years ago.
278
00:16:38,928 --> 00:16:40,930
- Jess, what?
279
00:16:40,965 --> 00:16:42,725
No, get outta town.
280
00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:43,899
Jess?
281
00:16:43,933 --> 00:16:44,900
Please.
282
00:16:44,934 --> 00:16:46,557
We're just friends, dawg.
283
00:16:46,591 --> 00:16:47,454
Naw, naw.
284
00:16:50,940 --> 00:16:51,907
- Are you having a stroke?
285
00:16:54,772 --> 00:16:55,773
Speak of the devil.
286
00:16:59,777 --> 00:17:01,261
Screw you, Maggie.
287
00:17:09,131 --> 00:17:10,960
- Happy escape from
the womb day, old man.
288
00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:22,282
- Hi, Jess.
- Hey.
289
00:17:22,317 --> 00:17:23,835
- Jess, look at you bringin' me
290
00:17:26,286 --> 00:17:29,082
a handsome hipster in a Tesla.
291
00:17:29,117 --> 00:17:32,085
- Now, this is a farm!
292
00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:35,468
A little red barn, a ducky pond,
293
00:17:35,502 --> 00:17:37,263
a cabin.
294
00:17:37,297 --> 00:17:39,472
I love it here.
295
00:17:43,131 --> 00:17:46,789
Brian, my soulmate's mate.
296
00:17:46,824 --> 00:17:50,310
Brian, Jess has told me so much.
297
00:17:50,345 --> 00:17:53,969
Brian: brilliant engineer,
298
00:17:54,003 --> 00:17:56,316
best of friend.
299
00:17:56,351 --> 00:17:58,629
- This is my boyfriend, Zachary.
300
00:17:58,663 --> 00:18:00,976
- Your boyfriend?
- Louis.
301
00:18:01,010 --> 00:18:04,807
Louis, Jess has told me so much.
302
00:18:04,842 --> 00:18:09,812
Louis: brilliant
surgeon, best of friend.
303
00:18:09,847 --> 00:18:10,986
- He's a people person.
304
00:18:11,020 --> 00:18:13,161
- This place is bahupada.
305
00:18:15,024 --> 00:18:16,025
- Is that Hindi?
306
00:18:17,026 --> 00:18:19,512
- Did I just speak Hindi?
307
00:18:19,546 --> 00:18:21,479
Sorry.
308
00:18:21,514 --> 00:18:23,136
Lived in West
Bengal for two years
309
00:18:23,171 --> 00:18:26,001
bringing irrigation
technology to the dry lands.
310
00:18:26,035 --> 00:18:28,521
Sometimes I just slip
right back into it.
311
00:18:29,694 --> 00:18:30,523
- Right.
312
00:18:31,869 --> 00:18:33,319
Lemme show you where
you're gonna put your bag.
313
00:18:33,353 --> 00:18:34,389
- Namaste, Louis.
314
00:18:35,355 --> 00:18:37,323
Love you.
315
00:18:37,357 --> 00:18:38,324
- Love you.
316
00:18:38,358 --> 00:18:39,877
- Brian.
317
00:18:42,535 --> 00:18:43,881
- Hey.
- Hey.
318
00:18:47,885 --> 00:18:49,024
Missed you.
319
00:18:49,058 --> 00:18:51,026
- Yeah, it's crazy
that we're back here.
320
00:18:51,060 --> 00:18:52,338
- Yeah, finally.
321
00:18:52,372 --> 00:18:53,684
I guess y'all just
couldn't pass up
322
00:18:53,718 --> 00:18:55,686
the opportunity to
watch me wither and die.
323
00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:58,344
- 'Cause you're 30.
- 'Cause I'm 30.
324
00:19:03,556 --> 00:19:04,695
Zachary is--
325
00:19:04,729 --> 00:19:06,697
- Oh yeah, he couldn't
wait to meet you
326
00:19:06,731 --> 00:19:09,044
'cause I've just been
goin' on and on about you.
327
00:19:09,078 --> 00:19:10,873
- Oh, on and on.
328
00:19:10,908 --> 00:19:13,048
- He's the head
of our non-profit.
329
00:19:13,082 --> 00:19:15,706
- He's your boss?
- He's my boss.
330
00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:17,742
- A Tiki bar?!
331
00:19:17,777 --> 00:19:20,711
I love Polynesian culture!
332
00:19:20,745 --> 00:19:22,368
- He's excitable.
333
00:19:22,402 --> 00:19:24,059
So tell me about you.
334
00:19:24,093 --> 00:19:26,199
Last I heard, you were
working at a planetarium.
335
00:19:26,234 --> 00:19:28,719
- Yes, I was doing that.
336
00:19:28,753 --> 00:19:29,789
But I outgrew that.
337
00:19:30,928 --> 00:19:33,068
- Did you quit?
- No.
338
00:19:33,102 --> 00:19:34,725
No no no no no.
- Jesus, Brian.
339
00:19:34,759 --> 00:19:36,071
- Yeah, I did.
340
00:19:36,105 --> 00:19:37,245
But look.
341
00:19:37,279 --> 00:19:39,212
- D'you ever finish
anything you start?
342
00:19:39,247 --> 00:19:41,249
- What've I never finished?
343
00:19:46,771 --> 00:19:47,255
Hey.
344
00:19:50,430 --> 00:19:51,949
Take your time.
345
00:19:55,159 --> 00:19:58,921
Uh oh, hide the
women and children.
346
00:19:58,956 --> 00:20:00,958
That enough beer?
347
00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:01,821
- No.
348
00:20:03,271 --> 00:20:05,445
- Like we never left.
349
00:20:15,283 --> 00:20:16,422
- Cool if I VenMo You?
350
00:20:16,456 --> 00:20:17,285
- For what?
351
00:20:18,631 --> 00:20:20,184
- These tickets to a shit show.
352
00:20:37,477 --> 00:20:39,272
- Alice, come look at this.
353
00:20:39,307 --> 00:20:40,963
- Chum.
354
00:20:40,998 --> 00:20:43,449
- You're really gonna
make me call you that?
355
00:20:43,483 --> 00:20:46,279
- If you wanna catch a shark,
you gotta chum the waters.
356
00:20:46,314 --> 00:20:48,143
- Oh, we're not after a shark
357
00:20:48,177 --> 00:20:50,283
and we're in the
middle of the country.
358
00:20:50,318 --> 00:20:51,974
- Same logic applies.
359
00:20:52,009 --> 00:20:53,459
- Fine, Chum.
360
00:20:53,493 --> 00:20:54,322
Look at this.
361
00:21:03,676 --> 00:21:04,504
- It's blood.
362
00:21:05,712 --> 00:21:08,646
- It's like staring
into the cosmos.
363
00:21:08,681 --> 00:21:10,510
Blood cells were stars.
364
00:21:12,340 --> 00:21:14,169
- It's kinda pretty
365
00:21:14,203 --> 00:21:16,689
the way you put that
all sciency and poetic.
366
00:21:18,863 --> 00:21:20,313
Usually I trek alone.
367
00:21:20,348 --> 00:21:22,315
Apparently I need a smartypants
368
00:21:22,350 --> 00:21:23,834
do to their non-human
nature of the job.
369
00:21:23,868 --> 00:21:25,836
- What's worth all this debt?
370
00:21:25,870 --> 00:21:27,527
- Don't matter what it is.
371
00:21:27,562 --> 00:21:29,702
What matters is our
employer wants it back.
372
00:21:29,736 --> 00:21:31,013
So you're here to
make sense of things
373
00:21:31,048 --> 00:21:32,843
so that I can eliminate things.
374
00:21:45,234 --> 00:21:46,235
- It's so beautiful.
375
00:21:47,271 --> 00:21:49,687
So goddamn beautiful.
376
00:21:49,722 --> 00:21:51,862
♪ I'm I'm I'm so high
377
00:21:51,896 --> 00:21:53,035
♪ So high
378
00:21:53,070 --> 00:21:55,383
- To Brian, a
brilliant gentleman.
379
00:21:55,417 --> 00:21:57,212
- And relentless panty-dropper.
380
00:21:57,246 --> 00:21:59,041
- Adjective and a noun.
381
00:21:59,076 --> 00:22:00,353
♪ On a whole 'nother planet
382
00:22:00,388 --> 00:22:01,527
- Brian.
- To Brian.
383
00:22:02,562 --> 00:22:05,254
♪ Milky Way past the stars
384
00:22:05,289 --> 00:22:07,878
- Let's get drunk!
385
00:22:10,950 --> 00:22:13,228
- Getting old sucks.
386
00:22:13,262 --> 00:22:16,265
Suddenly hydration has
become very important.
387
00:22:16,300 --> 00:22:20,718
♪ Whoa not me
388
00:22:20,753 --> 00:22:23,721
♪ You dance with
the monsters when ♪
389
00:22:23,756 --> 00:22:27,622
- People
call me a sir now.
390
00:22:29,589 --> 00:22:30,625
Do I look like a sir?
391
00:22:31,764 --> 00:22:32,765
- Know what I hate?
392
00:22:34,422 --> 00:22:36,078
Nose hairs.
393
00:22:36,113 --> 00:22:37,597
- I'll tell 'em,
394
00:22:37,632 --> 00:22:39,427
"I'm a sir in the sheets
395
00:22:40,289 --> 00:22:43,569
"and a mister on the streets."
396
00:22:43,603 --> 00:22:48,090
- And hemorrhoids,
those also suck.
397
00:22:48,125 --> 00:22:52,094
- I say shit like, "The kids,"
and "You call that music?
398
00:22:52,129 --> 00:22:53,613
"I call that noise."
399
00:22:53,648 --> 00:22:57,445
- I watched Fox News
once and I liked it.
400
00:22:58,791 --> 00:23:00,413
- Like I know they
supposed to droop,
401
00:23:00,448 --> 00:23:03,589
but it's like my
balls drop twice.
402
00:23:03,623 --> 00:23:05,832
- I feel wasted.
403
00:23:10,354 --> 00:23:14,151
- You had like one beer.
404
00:23:14,185 --> 00:23:15,773
- He doesn't really
drink that much
405
00:23:15,808 --> 00:23:17,292
and I told him when
we get together,
406
00:23:17,326 --> 00:23:19,846
we're total lushes and he
didn't wanna be left out.
407
00:23:21,986 --> 00:23:24,299
- I feel like I can see my face
408
00:23:24,333 --> 00:23:26,819
wavin' to me from another state.
409
00:23:27,992 --> 00:23:28,821
Like a
410
00:23:30,995 --> 00:23:32,445
state of Wyoming.
411
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:35,137
Hello, face from
Wyoming.
412
00:23:35,172 --> 00:23:38,451
- I usually shit on guys
like ZDogg over here,
413
00:23:38,486 --> 00:23:41,316
but somehow this
motherfucker makes it work.
414
00:23:41,350 --> 00:23:42,973
- Pound it.
415
00:23:43,007 --> 00:23:44,146
- Beer pound!
416
00:23:44,181 --> 00:23:46,183
Beer pound.
- Beer pound.
417
00:23:49,531 --> 00:23:50,636
- Oh, oh.
418
00:23:50,670 --> 00:23:51,982
- Brian.
- Fuck, I'm sorry.
419
00:23:52,016 --> 00:23:53,155
- Brian Brian Brian Brian.
420
00:23:53,190 --> 00:23:54,329
Here, here, come here.
421
00:23:54,363 --> 00:23:55,813
- Oh no, please
don't touch me, man.
422
00:23:55,848 --> 00:23:56,987
No no no no.
423
00:23:57,021 --> 00:23:58,471
- Just help me
pick the best one.
424
00:23:58,506 --> 00:23:59,990
- Yeah, I really don't think
I'm qualified for that.
425
00:24:00,024 --> 00:24:00,991
- Okay, see look.
426
00:24:01,025 --> 00:24:02,820
In this one, I'm
not fully erect,
427
00:24:02,855 --> 00:24:04,201
but I like my facial expression.
428
00:24:04,235 --> 00:24:07,169
However, in this
one I'm rock solid,
429
00:24:07,204 --> 00:24:08,999
but what am I
doin' with my lips?
430
00:24:09,033 --> 00:24:12,174
- Oh yeah, no you got
a landing strip there.
431
00:24:12,209 --> 00:24:13,831
Yeah, man.
432
00:24:13,866 --> 00:24:15,350
That's tough.
433
00:24:15,384 --> 00:24:18,042
I think probably the
second one with the lips.
434
00:24:18,077 --> 00:24:18,871
Improve it.
435
00:24:18,905 --> 00:24:19,699
You could do that.
436
00:24:19,734 --> 00:24:20,528
- You're right.
437
00:24:20,562 --> 00:24:21,839
- Stellar cock.
438
00:24:21,874 --> 00:24:23,392
- I know, right?
439
00:24:23,427 --> 00:24:24,704
All right, number two.
440
00:24:25,878 --> 00:24:28,708
- So Jess likes that
type of thing, huh?
441
00:24:28,743 --> 00:24:29,537
- No.
442
00:24:29,571 --> 00:24:30,538
No, god not Jess.
443
00:24:32,712 --> 00:24:35,508
Ooh we're cool, right?
444
00:24:35,543 --> 00:24:39,719
I mean, dicks are just dicks
and pics are just pics.
445
00:24:41,272 --> 00:24:43,551
- Yeah whatever, man.
446
00:24:45,242 --> 00:24:46,554
- It's all yours, Bri-town.
447
00:24:48,417 --> 00:24:50,074
Oh shit, my dick was out.
448
00:24:55,424 --> 00:24:56,943
Putting her down for that one.
449
00:24:59,083 --> 00:25:02,224
- Never have I ever
gotten a B in school.
450
00:25:02,259 --> 00:25:03,743
- Nope.
451
00:25:05,296 --> 00:25:07,713
- What, never got a B in school?
452
00:25:07,747 --> 00:25:10,267
Never got an A
either.
453
00:25:10,301 --> 00:25:12,234
Really haven't got with it.
454
00:25:12,269 --> 00:25:13,546
- In my school, we just
did for participation.
455
00:25:13,581 --> 00:25:14,409
We had no grades.
456
00:25:14,443 --> 00:25:16,066
- Okay okay okay.
457
00:25:16,100 --> 00:25:20,311
Never have I ever used
grape jelly as a lubricant.
458
00:25:22,486 --> 00:25:24,281
- And it worked "grape"
459
00:25:25,938 --> 00:25:28,250
- You know that's a
recipe for UTI, right?
460
00:25:28,285 --> 00:25:29,735
- Okay Bri, Bri.
- To the kidneys and the liver
461
00:25:29,769 --> 00:25:31,081
and it can cause
some serious damage.
462
00:25:31,115 --> 00:25:32,254
- Your turn.
463
00:25:32,289 --> 00:25:33,083
- Oh, Brian's turn.
- Brian's turn.
464
00:25:33,117 --> 00:25:34,084
♪ Birthday Bri time
465
00:25:34,118 --> 00:25:34,947
♪ Birthday Brian
466
00:25:34,981 --> 00:25:35,913
♪ It's Brian's birthday
467
00:25:35,948 --> 00:25:38,260
♪ Get on the Brian train
468
00:25:38,295 --> 00:25:39,434
- Choo choo!
469
00:25:39,468 --> 00:25:40,918
- You go go go
go, say something.
470
00:25:40,953 --> 00:25:42,126
Say something.
471
00:25:43,818 --> 00:25:46,268
- Never have I ever sent
a dick pic to someone
472
00:25:46,303 --> 00:25:48,270
while my girlfriend
was in the next room.
473
00:25:48,305 --> 00:25:50,825
- Finger
comin' down, drinkin'.
474
00:25:55,174 --> 00:25:56,762
No, I'm not drinkin'.
475
00:25:56,796 --> 00:25:57,935
- Well this went downhill fast.
476
00:25:57,970 --> 00:25:59,109
- What?
477
00:25:59,143 --> 00:26:00,938
Oh whoa.
- What is that?
478
00:26:00,973 --> 00:26:04,942
- What the hell just happened?
- Oh, did I blackout already?
479
00:26:04,977 --> 00:26:06,116
- It's just
a power outage.
480
00:26:06,150 --> 00:26:07,945
- From what?
481
00:26:07,980 --> 00:26:09,602
- Guys, there's something
wrong with my phone.
482
00:26:09,637 --> 00:26:11,500
- I mean what could do that?
483
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:13,641
Take out our phones.
484
00:26:14,987 --> 00:26:15,815
- Here.
485
00:26:16,644 --> 00:26:18,300
I don't know.
486
00:26:18,335 --> 00:26:20,613
It could be an energy not
confined to a local force,
487
00:26:20,648 --> 00:26:22,995
so it's something non-linear
488
00:26:23,029 --> 00:26:26,481
that would allow
aperiodic behaviors.
489
00:26:26,515 --> 00:26:28,966
- That sorta behavior
is no longer acceptable
490
00:26:29,001 --> 00:26:30,174
In a dating world.
491
00:26:31,210 --> 00:26:33,143
- I'm talkin' about
multiple stable states;
492
00:26:33,177 --> 00:26:34,178
symmetry-breaking
493
00:26:36,525 --> 00:26:37,388
chaos.
494
00:26:38,527 --> 00:26:40,806
- Well, I imagine all
scientific theories
495
00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:43,671
are better expanded upon
with the lights back on.
496
00:26:43,705 --> 00:26:45,673
- Yeah, the fuse box
is in the garage.
497
00:26:48,365 --> 00:26:50,332
All right, who
wants to go with me?
498
00:26:50,367 --> 00:26:52,369
- I'll go with you, bro.
499
00:26:53,542 --> 00:26:56,511
- Fantastic.
- Fantastic,
500
00:26:56,545 --> 00:26:57,546
indeed.
501
00:26:58,858 --> 00:27:00,032
What the fuck, Bri?
502
00:27:00,066 --> 00:27:01,343
You totally threw
me under the bus.
503
00:27:01,378 --> 00:27:02,517
- Yeah?
504
00:27:02,551 --> 00:27:04,001
Well, that's how we
do things in Bri-Town.
505
00:27:04,036 --> 00:27:05,175
What?
506
00:27:05,209 --> 00:27:06,521
- Fuck.
507
00:27:06,555 --> 00:27:10,007
Your parents voted
for Bush?
508
00:27:10,042 --> 00:27:13,010
- Hey, look you're
cheating on my best friend.
509
00:27:13,045 --> 00:27:15,012
So don't try to take the
moral high-ground now.
510
00:27:15,047 --> 00:27:17,187
- Sending dick pics
isn't cheating.
511
00:27:17,221 --> 00:27:18,844
It's like sending
out your resume
512
00:27:18,878 --> 00:27:20,569
while you still have a job.
513
00:27:20,604 --> 00:27:23,572
I'm not actively working
for another company.
514
00:27:23,607 --> 00:27:26,852
- That's actively
looking for another job.
515
00:27:26,886 --> 00:27:30,062
That's pre-cheating.
- Pre meaning before.
516
00:27:30,096 --> 00:27:31,546
Before cheating.
517
00:27:31,580 --> 00:27:32,858
Before.
518
00:27:32,892 --> 00:27:34,860
- Well you better
get outta my way
519
00:27:34,894 --> 00:27:38,691
before I make a fist
and pre-punch you.
520
00:27:38,726 --> 00:27:42,591
- Hey if Jess leaves
me because of this,
521
00:27:42,626 --> 00:27:44,732
I will pre-find
out where you live
522
00:27:44,766 --> 00:27:47,596
and I will pre-ruin your life.
523
00:27:48,736 --> 00:27:49,909
- Yeah?
524
00:27:49,944 --> 00:27:52,084
Well I'll have pre-set
booby traps waiting.
525
00:27:52,118 --> 00:27:53,741
- And I'll have predicted that.
526
00:27:53,775 --> 00:27:55,743
- Pre-fuck you.
- Pre-fuck you, man.
527
00:27:55,777 --> 00:27:57,089
- Pre-fuck you.
- I'll pre-fuck you.
528
00:27:57,123 --> 00:27:58,746
- No.
- Pre-fuck you.
529
00:28:02,922 --> 00:28:04,268
To be continued.
530
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:11,724
- Hey, you all right?
531
00:28:11,759 --> 00:28:14,106
- I don't know
why I'm surprised.
532
00:28:14,140 --> 00:28:16,902
I chose Zach for the same
reason I chose every guy.
533
00:28:16,936 --> 00:28:18,110
Knew it wouldn't last.
534
00:28:19,456 --> 00:28:21,941
- Yeah 'cause you've always
been in love with Brian.
535
00:28:23,632 --> 00:28:25,462
- Brian, what?
536
00:28:25,496 --> 00:28:26,601
Get outta town.
537
00:28:26,635 --> 00:28:28,154
We're just friends, dawg.
538
00:28:29,121 --> 00:28:30,605
Nah.
539
00:28:30,639 --> 00:28:31,917
- Okay.
540
00:28:39,476 --> 00:28:40,960
Stuff really that bad for you?
541
00:28:42,651 --> 00:28:43,618
- I don't know.
542
00:28:45,654 --> 00:28:48,312
I think I just got caught up
in what was expected of me.
543
00:28:49,348 --> 00:28:50,659
- Never had that problem.
544
00:28:55,354 --> 00:28:56,182
- Chaos.
545
00:28:57,011 --> 00:28:59,151
- Strange burn pattern.
546
00:29:01,532 --> 00:29:04,156
It was a ghost of Bush/Cheney.
547
00:29:06,503 --> 00:29:07,297
What was that?
548
00:29:07,331 --> 00:29:08,125
Did you hear that?
549
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:09,644
- Yeah.
550
00:29:09,678 --> 00:29:12,129
All right, maybe we
should get the fuck.
551
00:29:21,173 --> 00:29:22,691
- You were saying?
552
00:29:29,388 --> 00:29:30,182
Jess, Jess.
553
00:29:30,216 --> 00:29:31,183
Come on, right now.
554
00:29:31,217 --> 00:29:32,011
Life or death, let's go.
- What?
555
00:29:32,046 --> 00:29:32,840
- We're leaving.
556
00:29:32,874 --> 00:29:34,151
Come on, let's go.
557
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:37,154
Ow.
558
00:29:38,707 --> 00:29:39,501
Fuck you.
559
00:29:39,536 --> 00:29:40,364
Fuck all of you.
560
00:29:44,023 --> 00:29:45,542
- What the hell was that?
561
00:29:46,854 --> 00:29:48,200
- We mighta seen a monster.
562
00:29:49,718 --> 00:29:51,997
- Pretty damn sure that I'm
not the bad guy around here.
563
00:29:54,551 --> 00:29:57,002
I mean I bring food to starving
people around the world.
564
00:30:02,041 --> 00:30:03,008
Not cool.
565
00:30:03,042 --> 00:30:03,871
Leave my shit.
566
00:30:07,875 --> 00:30:08,910
C'mon, c'mon.
567
00:30:20,404 --> 00:30:21,233
- Zach!
568
00:30:30,414 --> 00:30:31,726
- Fuck!
- Jesus, he's cut.
569
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:33,417
- What the?
- Don't fall asleep, okay?
570
00:30:33,452 --> 00:30:37,249
Stay with me, Bri.
- Oh wow, disgusting.
571
00:30:37,283 --> 00:30:39,044
Landline!
572
00:30:39,078 --> 00:30:40,079
- Stay with
me, don't fall asleep.
573
00:30:40,114 --> 00:30:41,391
- Portable.
574
00:30:41,425 --> 00:30:42,599
- Don't fall
asleep on me, okay?
575
00:30:42,633 --> 00:30:43,393
- Why does it have
to be the portable?
576
00:30:43,427 --> 00:30:44,877
- Stay with me.
577
00:30:44,912 --> 00:30:46,051
There's blood everywhere.
578
00:30:46,085 --> 00:30:47,224
We need to get him
to the hospital.
579
00:30:47,259 --> 00:30:48,743
- Jess, we don't even know
what's.
- Now!
580
00:30:48,777 --> 00:30:49,571
Now, help me.
581
00:30:49,606 --> 00:30:50,400
Help me.
582
00:30:52,091 --> 00:30:53,748
- Watch it you're already
hurting.
583
00:30:53,782 --> 00:30:55,439
- Louis, c'mon.
- Whoa.
584
00:30:55,474 --> 00:30:56,613
I ain't goin' out there.
585
00:30:56,647 --> 00:30:57,441
Look at him.
586
00:30:57,476 --> 00:30:58,753
Look at those marks.
587
00:30:58,787 --> 00:31:00,065
- Please don't be that
preachy coward character
588
00:31:00,099 --> 00:31:01,583
that annoys everyone.
589
00:31:01,618 --> 00:31:05,449
They always die first and I
don't want you to die, buddy.
590
00:31:05,484 --> 00:31:06,278
Okay?
591
00:31:07,451 --> 00:31:09,626
- Okay.
592
00:31:11,455 --> 00:31:13,078
- I wanna go in the car.
- All right, c'mon.
593
00:31:13,112 --> 00:31:14,769
It's okay, you're gonna be okay.
594
00:31:15,943 --> 00:31:17,634
- You're gonna make it.
- Okay.
595
00:31:17,668 --> 00:31:18,600
- Now get in the back.
596
00:31:18,635 --> 00:31:20,257
- Shit.
- What?
597
00:31:20,292 --> 00:31:22,432
- Should we grab some roadies?
598
00:31:22,466 --> 00:31:24,089
- Dude, he is dying.
599
00:31:24,123 --> 00:31:25,780
Get in the back seat.
600
00:31:25,814 --> 00:31:27,299
You first.
- Oh, no no no.
601
00:31:29,957 --> 00:31:31,820
- All right, all right.
602
00:31:33,132 --> 00:31:34,927
Watch your foot.
603
00:31:36,964 --> 00:31:38,931
- It's just the brake.
604
00:31:38,966 --> 00:31:40,622
What?
605
00:31:40,657 --> 00:31:43,280
- Shit.
- What the fuck was that?
606
00:31:43,315 --> 00:31:44,833
- My god.
- What, why?
607
00:31:46,870 --> 00:31:48,113
- I have to poop.
608
00:31:48,147 --> 00:31:49,459
I have to poop
when I get nervous.
609
00:31:49,493 --> 00:31:51,323
- Battery's fried.
610
00:31:51,357 --> 00:31:53,118
- What's wrong
with your car, man?
611
00:31:53,152 --> 00:31:54,671
- Well shit.
- Alex?
612
00:31:56,673 --> 00:31:57,467
- You stay there.
613
00:31:57,501 --> 00:31:58,295
Stay there, okay?
614
00:31:58,330 --> 00:32:00,504
- We'll be right back.
615
00:32:03,542 --> 00:32:05,682
- My hog seems to have
met the same fate.
616
00:32:06,994 --> 00:32:09,479
- That's exactly what
the fusebox looked like.
617
00:32:09,513 --> 00:32:13,483
- I always imagine me and her
goin' out at the same time.
618
00:32:13,517 --> 00:32:16,969
Wind in my hair, butt-naked
as I drive off the edge of a-.
619
00:32:17,901 --> 00:32:20,317
- Did you hear that?
620
00:32:20,352 --> 00:32:22,009
Back inside.
- Back inside.
621
00:32:23,010 --> 00:32:25,667
- C'mon, let's go.
622
00:32:25,702 --> 00:32:27,152
- He's okay, he's okay.
623
00:32:27,186 --> 00:32:28,670
Just put him on
the coffee table.
624
00:32:30,534 --> 00:32:32,709
Okay, get the .
625
00:32:32,743 --> 00:32:33,882
- Louis, help!
626
00:32:35,919 --> 00:32:37,507
- Oh my god, anytime!
627
00:32:40,199 --> 00:32:42,719
- Oh god.
- You're gonna be okay.
628
00:32:42,753 --> 00:32:44,514
- Why's he touching me?
629
00:32:44,548 --> 00:32:45,860
No, don't touch me.
630
00:32:45,894 --> 00:32:47,517
Okay, we need to get
the power back on
631
00:32:47,551 --> 00:32:49,519
so we can charge the
phone and call for help.
632
00:32:49,553 --> 00:32:51,003
- Okay, is there a generator?
633
00:32:51,038 --> 00:32:52,177
- In the shed.
634
00:32:52,211 --> 00:32:54,041
- Okay, let's go.
- Wait, I mean.
635
00:32:55,559 --> 00:32:56,871
The shed, it's outside.
636
00:32:56,905 --> 00:32:58,700
It's in the dark.
- Yeah, take your flashlight.
637
00:32:58,735 --> 00:32:59,874
- Right, yeah.
638
00:32:59,908 --> 00:33:01,738
No, that's exactly
what I was thinking.
639
00:33:01,772 --> 00:33:05,017
Louis while we're doin'
that outside in the dark,
640
00:33:05,052 --> 00:33:08,365
you stop the bleeding.
- No no no, I'm not sure.
641
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:10,057
- What?
- I'm not sure.
642
00:33:13,439 --> 00:33:14,716
- Dude, what the fuck?
643
00:33:14,751 --> 00:33:15,890
- Just gimme a minute.
644
00:33:15,924 --> 00:33:17,581
- We don't have a minute, Louis.
645
00:33:18,927 --> 00:33:20,032
- Come on, dude.
646
00:33:20,067 --> 00:33:21,551
You're amazing.
- Okay okay okay.
647
00:33:21,585 --> 00:33:23,553
- It's okay.
648
00:33:29,283 --> 00:33:30,767
- I see.
649
00:33:30,801 --> 00:33:33,080
Yeah, the problem appears
to be these three cuts.
650
00:33:33,942 --> 00:33:34,909
- No shit.
651
00:33:34,943 --> 00:33:36,048
Can you stop the bleeding?
652
00:33:36,083 --> 00:33:39,224
- Who, me?
- You, yeah.
653
00:33:39,258 --> 00:33:40,087
- Yeah.
654
00:33:43,780 --> 00:33:44,919
I'm not a surgeon.
- You're not a surgeon.
655
00:33:44,953 --> 00:33:46,265
- I'm not a surgeon.
- You're not a surgeon?
656
00:33:46,300 --> 00:33:47,749
- I found out in medical school
657
00:33:47,784 --> 00:33:49,234
I didn't have the
stomach for it.
658
00:33:49,268 --> 00:33:51,753
Blood makes me
queasy as fuck.
659
00:33:51,788 --> 00:33:53,583
- You're not a surgeon?
660
00:33:53,617 --> 00:33:54,791
- I'm an optometrist.
661
00:33:54,825 --> 00:33:55,757
- Christ, Louis.
662
00:33:55,792 --> 00:33:57,069
He doesn't need an eye exam.
663
00:33:57,104 --> 00:33:57,966
- I've got this.
664
00:33:59,451 --> 00:34:00,590
- What?
665
00:34:00,624 --> 00:34:02,247
What's he doing?
- Be gentle.
666
00:34:10,462 --> 00:34:13,603
- Okay.
667
00:34:13,637 --> 00:34:15,984
Brian.
668
00:34:16,019 --> 00:34:17,434
You don't gotta look.
669
00:34:17,469 --> 00:34:18,780
But you gotta hold
these wounds together
670
00:34:18,815 --> 00:34:19,988
while I glue them, okay?
671
00:34:20,817 --> 00:34:21,645
Now, bro!
672
00:34:22,508 --> 00:34:23,820
- Okay okay okay.
673
00:34:28,859 --> 00:34:29,653
- Yeah, that's good.
674
00:34:29,688 --> 00:34:31,103
That's good.
675
00:34:31,138 --> 00:34:31,966
No, I'm not ready.
- No, I don't wanna look.
676
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:32,794
I don't wanna look.
677
00:34:32,829 --> 00:34:34,969
I don't wanna look.
678
00:34:35,003 --> 00:34:37,834
- Alex, where did
you learn to do this?
679
00:34:39,042 --> 00:34:39,870
- Coachella.
680
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:43,495
- Okay, good job.
- We're gonna go.
681
00:34:43,529 --> 00:34:44,323
Bye.
682
00:34:44,358 --> 00:34:45,635
- Really.
683
00:34:45,669 --> 00:34:46,981
Pullin' it together literally.
684
00:34:48,189 --> 00:34:49,639
♪ You turn your head yeah
685
00:34:49,673 --> 00:34:51,813
♪ You turn it to me and
686
00:34:51,848 --> 00:34:52,987
♪ I wanna believe
687
00:34:53,021 --> 00:34:55,472
♪ Yeah I wanna believe
688
00:34:55,507 --> 00:34:58,165
♪ I see your hands
♪ They're in the air
689
00:35:00,374 --> 00:35:02,824
- Am I keeping it
steady enough for you?
690
00:35:02,859 --> 00:35:04,343
- Yes, thank you.
691
00:35:04,378 --> 00:35:06,863
- Well, you been staring
into that microscope
692
00:35:06,897 --> 00:35:08,313
for a while instead of engaging
693
00:35:08,347 --> 00:35:10,487
in time-passing conversation.
694
00:35:10,522 --> 00:35:11,833
At least throw me a bone.
695
00:35:11,868 --> 00:35:14,491
♪ Yeah I wanna believe
696
00:35:14,526 --> 00:35:15,320
- The blood.
697
00:35:15,354 --> 00:35:16,493
It's the cells.
698
00:35:16,528 --> 00:35:18,495
They're giving off
an electrical charge.
699
00:35:18,530 --> 00:35:20,704
- You say that like you
admire the creature.
700
00:35:22,050 --> 00:35:24,846
- I just like the opportunity
to understand it better.
701
00:35:24,881 --> 00:35:27,021
- The deeper you try to
understand something,
702
00:35:27,055 --> 00:35:28,712
the more gray area
you're gonna unlock.
703
00:35:28,747 --> 00:35:30,680
Gray area equals hesitation.
704
00:35:30,714 --> 00:35:33,717
Hesitation gets us all fucked.
705
00:35:33,752 --> 00:35:35,547
- Sounds like my
last relationship.
706
00:35:37,721 --> 00:35:39,067
- Damn Wendy, you're funny
707
00:35:40,207 --> 00:35:41,415
but you're also naive.
708
00:35:42,899 --> 00:35:45,384
That device in the wrong hands
does neither of us a service.
709
00:35:46,385 --> 00:35:47,766
Mama wants to get paid too.
710
00:35:49,733 --> 00:35:52,357
- Well I could better
understand what we're tracking
711
00:35:52,391 --> 00:35:53,875
if I knew more about the device.
712
00:35:53,910 --> 00:35:55,739
- That's above both
our pay grades,
713
00:35:56,568 --> 00:35:58,708
but you saw the corpses.
714
00:35:58,742 --> 00:36:00,434
Whatever it is, we
need to stop it.
715
00:36:02,919 --> 00:36:04,541
Just tell me about that monster.
716
00:36:04,576 --> 00:36:05,715
- Honey, let's
stop for a second.
717
00:36:05,749 --> 00:36:07,717
- Why's that?
- Because it glowed.
718
00:36:07,751 --> 00:36:09,546
- Oh, of course it did.
719
00:36:09,581 --> 00:36:10,720
- The cuts on Zachary's chest.
720
00:36:10,754 --> 00:36:12,066
- Well, I believe
you saw something.
721
00:36:12,100 --> 00:36:14,102
I'm just not ready to
go full-monster yet.
722
00:36:19,591 --> 00:36:20,764
- Okay, we're good.
723
00:36:20,799 --> 00:36:22,559
- Just try not to pass out on me
724
00:36:22,594 --> 00:36:24,423
before we get the power back on.
725
00:36:26,253 --> 00:36:28,082
- Jess, that was eight years ago
726
00:36:28,116 --> 00:36:30,567
and look I was nervous
because I have.
727
00:36:30,602 --> 00:36:33,087
Yeah and that led to gin shots.
728
00:36:33,121 --> 00:36:35,123
Gin is a vile nemesis.
729
00:36:36,953 --> 00:36:38,230
- D'you ever wonder
what would've happened
730
00:36:38,265 --> 00:36:40,612
if you hadn't passed
out that night?
731
00:36:42,648 --> 00:36:44,754
- Ah, all right.
732
00:36:44,788 --> 00:36:48,930
Voila.
- Jesus.
733
00:36:48,965 --> 00:36:51,278
Does it still work?
- I don't see why not.
734
00:36:54,004 --> 00:36:55,799
- Pull it like
someone in their 20s.
735
00:36:59,803 --> 00:37:01,426
- All right, here we go.
736
00:37:01,460 --> 00:37:02,599
All right, here we go.
737
00:37:02,634 --> 00:37:03,773
- Oh god.
- Shit.
738
00:37:03,807 --> 00:37:05,464
I think it's outta gas.
739
00:37:07,328 --> 00:37:09,606
- Maybe we can siphon some fuel.
740
00:37:09,641 --> 00:37:10,642
- Zachary's car!
741
00:37:10,676 --> 00:37:12,299
- Electric.
- Ah, shit.
742
00:37:12,333 --> 00:37:13,161
Right.
743
00:37:13,196 --> 00:37:14,024
Damn you, Elon.
744
00:37:15,474 --> 00:37:17,787
- Oh, Alex has a
gas-guzzling hog.
745
00:37:17,821 --> 00:37:21,135
- Okay, what do we do?
- Grab that.
746
00:37:21,169 --> 00:37:22,619
- Okay.
747
00:37:22,654 --> 00:37:24,138
- You know, I should've
stayed in Miami.
748
00:37:24,172 --> 00:37:25,312
Maggie and the kids.
749
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:28,694
My sweet, sweet,
sweet wife and kids.
750
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:31,041
- Success.
751
00:37:33,009 --> 00:37:34,804
- Is he going to live?
752
00:37:34,838 --> 00:37:36,495
- I'm not a doctor.
753
00:37:37,496 --> 00:37:38,325
- What are you?
754
00:37:39,533 --> 00:37:40,327
- Thirsty.
755
00:37:42,846 --> 00:37:43,675
Right there.
756
00:37:54,030 --> 00:37:55,203
Why'd you lie?
757
00:37:58,862 --> 00:38:00,485
- I didn't mean to.
758
00:38:00,519 --> 00:38:03,488
Just lied once to buy some time,
759
00:38:03,522 --> 00:38:04,696
then again to buy a little more
760
00:38:04,730 --> 00:38:06,007
and before you know it, I was--
761
00:38:06,042 --> 00:38:08,872
- You got a Technicolor
Dreamcoat made of lies
762
00:38:08,907 --> 00:38:12,842
and everyone's all, "Damn,
that's a fuckin' nice coat."
763
00:38:12,876 --> 00:38:15,569
And you're like, "Damn right,
this shit's snakeskin."
764
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:19,711
But you know it's salamander.
765
00:38:24,371 --> 00:38:26,752
Optometry is a noble profession.
766
00:38:28,271 --> 00:38:32,033
You know they say the eyes
are the window to the soul,
767
00:38:32,068 --> 00:38:35,899
so that makes you a soul doctor.
768
00:38:37,384 --> 00:38:39,731
- What the fuck
does that even mean?
769
00:38:41,284 --> 00:38:43,044
- I think you're a little
more qualified for this one.
770
00:38:43,079 --> 00:38:44,045
- I'm not.
771
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:45,081
What's that supposed to mean?
772
00:38:45,115 --> 00:38:46,082
- Well, you know.
773
00:38:51,777 --> 00:38:53,365
- Siphoning gas has
a lot more in common
774
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:55,919
with drinking a milkshake
than sucking dick, dick.
775
00:38:57,265 --> 00:38:58,922
- Hey, I didn't know that.
776
00:39:00,579 --> 00:39:02,409
Look, listen.
777
00:39:02,443 --> 00:39:04,065
I'm sorry about.
778
00:39:04,100 --> 00:39:06,309
It wasn't my place to
call out your boyfriend.
779
00:39:07,275 --> 00:39:08,553
- My boyfriend who's gonna die
780
00:39:08,587 --> 00:39:10,589
if we don't get gas
in that generator.
781
00:39:11,625 --> 00:39:12,453
- Okay.
782
00:39:15,939 --> 00:39:17,907
- I shouldn't have brought him.
783
00:39:17,941 --> 00:39:19,391
I didn't want to,
784
00:39:19,426 --> 00:39:21,945
but he has this way of inserting
himself and everything.
785
00:39:23,775 --> 00:39:25,397
Suck, motherfucker.
786
00:39:28,158 --> 00:39:28,952
- Okay.
787
00:39:28,987 --> 00:39:29,919
- Are you okay?
788
00:39:29,953 --> 00:39:31,576
- God, it tastes like a YMCA.
789
00:39:31,610 --> 00:39:33,923
All right, it's comin' out.
790
00:39:35,787 --> 00:39:38,099
- All right, we're back.
791
00:39:38,134 --> 00:39:41,413
Let's head back in
the house.
792
00:39:41,448 --> 00:39:42,587
- What, what?
793
00:39:42,621 --> 00:39:43,588
What's goin' on?
794
00:39:43,622 --> 00:39:45,417
- Something just ran past me.
795
00:39:45,452 --> 00:39:46,314
- The monster?
796
00:39:46,349 --> 00:39:47,592
- Stop sayin' that.
797
00:39:47,626 --> 00:39:49,110
- What?
798
00:39:49,145 --> 00:39:50,146
- Giant squirrel.
799
00:39:51,803 --> 00:39:53,149
- And I can't say monster?
800
00:39:56,186 --> 00:39:57,153
- He was over that way.
801
00:39:57,187 --> 00:39:58,672
- Okay, all right.
802
00:40:00,190 --> 00:40:02,020
- Right there.
- Where?
803
00:40:03,331 --> 00:40:04,781
Look, there!
804
00:40:04,816 --> 00:40:08,302
- How many of those
fuckers are there?
805
00:40:14,688 --> 00:40:16,172
Holy shit, it was glowing.
806
00:40:17,345 --> 00:40:19,624
- And she never
doubted him again.
807
00:40:26,838 --> 00:40:28,322
- It's charging.
808
00:40:28,356 --> 00:40:31,014
- Give it a minute
of juice and then call 911
809
00:40:33,189 --> 00:40:35,640
and see if you can find a
place that delivers beer
810
00:40:35,674 --> 00:40:37,676
or the ambulance
can make a stop.
811
00:40:42,681 --> 00:40:45,166
Actually just do
it the first way.
812
00:40:45,201 --> 00:40:49,032
♪ It's all happenin' now
813
00:40:49,067 --> 00:40:50,482
- C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon.
814
00:40:50,517 --> 00:40:51,379
Let's go.
815
00:40:55,383 --> 00:40:56,384
- Oh my god.
816
00:41:12,262 --> 00:41:14,023
What is that thing?
817
00:41:44,260 --> 00:41:45,744
- Run?
- Yeah.
818
00:41:47,919 --> 00:41:48,747
- Oh shit.
819
00:41:50,438 --> 00:41:52,717
Goddamn it, Mariah Carey.
820
00:41:52,751 --> 00:41:53,925
It's not working.
821
00:41:57,100 --> 00:41:59,413
Hey, what happened?
- Monsters.
822
00:41:59,447 --> 00:42:00,241
- Not you too.
823
00:42:00,276 --> 00:42:01,726
- How's Zachary?
824
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:04,245
- Not long for this world
if we don't get help.
825
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:05,764
We're almost outta beer.
826
00:42:05,799 --> 00:42:07,559
- Alex, there's
like two more cases.
827
00:42:07,594 --> 00:42:09,906
- Yeah, but one of
those is light beer.
828
00:42:09,941 --> 00:42:11,252
Light beer!
829
00:42:11,287 --> 00:42:12,737
- Seriously, what happened?
830
00:42:12,771 --> 00:42:15,740
- Seriously, we got attacked
by electricity-eating monsters.
831
00:42:15,774 --> 00:42:18,087
- Fine, what'd it look like?
832
00:42:18,121 --> 00:42:19,433
- It's hard to describe.
833
00:42:19,467 --> 00:42:21,435
We only saw it
clearly from the back.
834
00:42:21,469 --> 00:42:23,437
- Did it look like the Babadook?
835
00:42:23,471 --> 00:42:25,094
- Why would it look
like the Babadook?
836
00:42:25,128 --> 00:42:27,924
- Why wouldn't it look
like the Babadook?
837
00:42:27,959 --> 00:42:29,581
- What the hell's a Babadook?
838
00:42:29,616 --> 00:42:30,962
- Fuck it, I'm doin' shrooms.
839
00:42:34,310 --> 00:42:36,623
- You know I think we should
keep our heads on straight.
840
00:42:36,657 --> 00:42:38,763
Louis!
- What?
841
00:42:38,797 --> 00:42:40,281
I have glaucoma.
842
00:42:40,316 --> 00:42:41,662
- Fuck it, gimme that.
843
00:42:48,151 --> 00:42:50,291
- All right, Jess.
844
00:42:50,326 --> 00:42:51,120
- Fuck it, also.
845
00:42:51,154 --> 00:42:52,293
Pour me a shot.
846
00:42:52,328 --> 00:42:56,332
- Hell yeah, party's
back.
847
00:42:58,817 --> 00:43:00,508
- They're already poured.
- Mm-hmm.
848
00:43:02,338 --> 00:43:05,479
To the mysteries of the
world and survivin' them.
849
00:43:09,517 --> 00:43:11,658
- What the fuck was that?
850
00:43:12,831 --> 00:43:14,177
Oh fuck.
- Oh god.
851
00:43:16,835 --> 00:43:19,320
- Hold hold, we got a hit.
852
00:43:19,355 --> 00:43:21,978
- That's enough energy
to power a small village.
853
00:43:22,013 --> 00:43:23,497
- Coming from 30 miles away.
854
00:43:23,531 --> 00:43:25,016
Hold onto your beakers, Wendy.
855
00:43:26,017 --> 00:43:27,846
- I didn't bring any beakers.
856
00:43:29,365 --> 00:43:31,988
- I say we should stay
here and wait it out.
857
00:43:32,023 --> 00:43:33,852
- But there's a
problem with Zachary.
858
00:43:33,887 --> 00:43:35,336
- Zachary
Zachary Zachary.
859
00:43:35,371 --> 00:43:36,510
Since when do you
care about him?
860
00:43:36,544 --> 00:43:38,546
Now you have a shot with Jess.
861
00:43:38,581 --> 00:43:39,375
- What?
862
00:43:39,409 --> 00:43:40,997
Dawg.
863
00:43:41,032 --> 00:43:43,034
- That is so fucked up, Louis.
864
00:43:43,068 --> 00:43:46,658
- Yeah.
- Definitely not cool.
865
00:43:46,693 --> 00:43:47,866
- Zach, are you okay?
866
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:51,180
- Yeah, no.
- Sorry.
867
00:43:51,214 --> 00:43:53,216
- No but I'm standing.
868
00:43:54,701 --> 00:43:56,012
- We're gonna get to
the hospital, okay?
869
00:43:56,047 --> 00:43:57,669
So stay alive.
870
00:43:57,704 --> 00:43:58,843
- Okay.
871
00:43:58,877 --> 00:43:59,706
Jess,
872
00:44:01,569 --> 00:44:02,674
I'm sorry.
873
00:44:02,709 --> 00:44:03,848
- I'll tell you what
a jackass you are
874
00:44:03,882 --> 00:44:06,022
when you're on the mend, okay?
875
00:44:06,057 --> 00:44:06,885
- The Schwinns!
876
00:44:09,577 --> 00:44:11,027
- Our old bikes?
877
00:44:11,062 --> 00:44:12,235
- Yeah, they should still
be somewhere in the barn.
878
00:44:12,270 --> 00:44:13,374
- Thought you said there
were monsters out there.
879
00:44:13,409 --> 00:44:15,238
- There's a monster in here.
880
00:44:25,939 --> 00:44:27,699
This is madness.
881
00:44:27,734 --> 00:44:30,702
- Don't worry, I think I left
a six-pack in here somewhere.
882
00:44:30,737 --> 00:44:32,739
- Okay, there you guys go.
883
00:44:32,773 --> 00:44:33,878
The bikes.
884
00:44:33,912 --> 00:44:36,052
I think if we split up.
- Found 'em!
885
00:44:36,087 --> 00:44:36,915
- Yeah, okay.
886
00:44:41,264 --> 00:44:44,405
- Wow, these bikes
do not look healthy.
887
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:45,717
- Jess is right.
888
00:44:45,752 --> 00:44:47,063
These things could
fall apart on us.
889
00:44:47,098 --> 00:44:49,410
- Hey guys, can you
come here and tell me
890
00:44:49,445 --> 00:44:51,412
if I'm actually seein' a thing
891
00:44:51,447 --> 00:44:54,622
or if this thing's a
manifestation of the shrooms?
892
00:44:57,660 --> 00:44:59,317
- Whoa, what is that?
893
00:45:01,112 --> 00:45:03,286
- It looks otherworldly.
894
00:45:04,460 --> 00:45:06,496
- Well careful,
it might be dangerous.
895
00:45:10,949 --> 00:45:13,434
- Bri, when did
your dad get into welding?
896
00:45:13,469 --> 00:45:16,265
- You're the
Bill Nye of the group.
897
00:45:16,299 --> 00:45:17,128
What is it?
898
00:45:19,682 --> 00:45:20,510
- I don't know.
899
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:23,272
I've seen enough movies to say
900
00:45:23,306 --> 00:45:24,825
with grave certainty
it's nothin' good.
901
00:45:27,172 --> 00:45:28,622
- Looks like
a giant football.
902
00:45:28,656 --> 00:45:30,797
- What happens when
this thing's all lit up?
903
00:45:32,315 --> 00:45:34,490
- Jesus
Christ, don't touch it!
904
00:45:34,524 --> 00:45:36,630
- What is this?
905
00:45:36,664 --> 00:45:38,114
A bomb?
906
00:45:40,185 --> 00:45:41,152
- Zach, no!
907
00:45:45,363 --> 00:45:46,778
- It ain't no Babadook.
908
00:45:46,813 --> 00:45:48,815
- Oh my god, it's an alien.
909
00:45:53,543 --> 00:45:56,305
Oh my god, it's a real alien!
910
00:46:06,833 --> 00:46:09,007
- What are
you doing? Hurry up!
911
00:46:09,042 --> 00:46:12,148
- It's lightin' up!
912
00:46:21,537 --> 00:46:23,539
- Holy, I
wanna get an alien!
913
00:46:23,573 --> 00:46:26,162
- I can't believe
we just saw an alien.
914
00:46:26,197 --> 00:46:28,337
- I'm glad you're excited, Bri.
915
00:46:28,371 --> 00:46:30,511
I'm so fucking happy
you have enough material
916
00:46:30,546 --> 00:46:33,549
for your next science project,
but my boyfriend is dead.
917
00:46:34,584 --> 00:46:35,862
And he may not have
been the best boyfriend,
918
00:46:35,896 --> 00:46:38,381
but he was a human
being who I care about.
919
00:46:39,382 --> 00:46:40,211
- Sorry, Jess.
920
00:46:41,384 --> 00:46:42,351
I get carried away.
921
00:46:42,385 --> 00:46:43,835
- You always get carried away.
922
00:46:43,870 --> 00:46:46,596
Whether it's your fantasies
about building rockets
923
00:46:47,563 --> 00:46:49,013
or taking too many gin shots.
924
00:46:51,739 --> 00:46:52,844
Why don't you apply
some of that energy
925
00:46:52,879 --> 00:46:55,226
to something with an
actual end result?
926
00:46:55,260 --> 00:46:58,850
- Jess honestly, my
condolences and all.
927
00:46:58,885 --> 00:47:00,541
But can we please save
the personal grievance
928
00:47:00,576 --> 00:47:02,716
for after we escape the alien?
929
00:47:02,750 --> 00:47:04,269
Come on guys, let's pedal.
930
00:47:06,409 --> 00:47:07,238
- Wait!
931
00:47:08,273 --> 00:47:09,550
What if Zach was right?
932
00:47:09,585 --> 00:47:11,725
What if that is a
bomb back there?
933
00:47:11,759 --> 00:47:14,417
- So, about that pedaling.
934
00:47:14,452 --> 00:47:15,280
Yeah.
935
00:47:22,909 --> 00:47:24,082
Oh, fuck me sideways.
936
00:47:24,117 --> 00:47:25,221
Brian!
937
00:47:25,256 --> 00:47:27,603
Dude, a bomb!
938
00:47:33,609 --> 00:47:35,128
- According to Stephen Hawking:
939
00:47:36,612 --> 00:47:39,926
If intelligent alien life
exists which apparently it does,
940
00:47:42,929 --> 00:47:46,242
they'll most likely conquer
earth to exploit our resources.
941
00:47:46,277 --> 00:47:47,450
- That sounds terrifying.
942
00:47:47,485 --> 00:47:48,900
So why are we stopped?!
943
00:47:48,935 --> 00:47:53,077
- That device had
a light meter on it
944
00:47:53,111 --> 00:47:54,423
that was nearly powered up.
945
00:47:54,457 --> 00:47:56,908
- But what happens when
all the lights are lit?
946
00:47:56,943 --> 00:47:58,772
- It does whatever it
was designed to do,
947
00:47:58,806 --> 00:48:03,811
whether that be a bomb or
some kinda matter decimator.
948
00:48:05,123 --> 00:48:07,263
- Isn't the latter just a
fancier way of sayin' bomb?
949
00:48:07,298 --> 00:48:11,474
- The point is:
Earth is in trouble.
950
00:48:12,959 --> 00:48:14,788
- You want us to go back?
951
00:48:14,822 --> 00:48:16,307
Are you insane?
952
00:48:16,341 --> 00:48:19,448
I don't know about you, but
I don't wanna die tonight.
953
00:48:19,482 --> 00:48:21,450
Again, my condolences.
954
00:48:21,484 --> 00:48:23,107
- Someone
has to stop it.
955
00:48:23,141 --> 00:48:25,143
- That's what
the police are for, man.
956
00:48:25,178 --> 00:48:26,627
- We're 20 miles from town.
957
00:48:26,662 --> 00:48:30,321
With these bikes, there's
not gonna be time.
958
00:48:31,149 --> 00:48:33,980
- Come on.
959
00:48:37,500 --> 00:48:38,329
- Hey.
960
00:48:40,676 --> 00:48:42,678
The universe is endless,
961
00:48:45,853 --> 00:48:48,511
cold and impartial.
962
00:48:51,169 --> 00:48:55,484
We exist because we fought
963
00:48:55,518 --> 00:48:56,347
to be here.
964
00:48:59,522 --> 00:49:02,215
The universe gave us a chance
965
00:49:04,010 --> 00:49:05,011
and we grabbed hold.
966
00:49:06,529 --> 00:49:09,222
We planted our flag in the
ground and said, "We belong."
967
00:49:11,534 --> 00:49:13,191
We choose to belong to this
968
00:49:15,228 --> 00:49:16,919
beautiful mess of chaos.
969
00:49:19,025 --> 00:49:21,717
Survival isn't handed
to anyone or anything.
970
00:49:23,029 --> 00:49:23,891
Survival
971
00:49:25,721 --> 00:49:26,549
is fought for.
972
00:49:29,587 --> 00:49:32,245
- Did you just have that
speech in your back pocket?
973
00:49:33,384 --> 00:49:34,385
- Yeah, I did.
974
00:49:36,076 --> 00:49:37,698
- 'Kay.
975
00:49:37,733 --> 00:49:40,563
- Help me apply my energy to
somethin' with an end result.
976
00:49:44,222 --> 00:49:45,223
- You're all insane.
977
00:49:46,742 --> 00:49:49,400
Three eulogies, that's what
I'm gonna be writing soon.
978
00:49:51,574 --> 00:49:53,542
I'm out, see ya.
979
00:49:53,576 --> 00:49:55,406
- Aw c'mon, Louis!
- No, man.
980
00:49:57,063 --> 00:49:59,203
- Look maybe he's right, Bri.
981
00:49:59,237 --> 00:50:00,583
Maybe we are insane.
982
00:50:02,240 --> 00:50:04,277
What have we ever been
together but drunk?
983
00:50:06,072 --> 00:50:06,934
- Friends.
984
00:50:16,599 --> 00:50:17,980
- You can count on my steel.
985
00:50:19,602 --> 00:50:20,569
- I'm in, too.
986
00:50:20,603 --> 00:50:21,397
- Yeah, Alex.
987
00:50:21,432 --> 00:50:22,398
I figured as much.
988
00:50:22,433 --> 00:50:23,779
The booze is still back there.
989
00:50:23,813 --> 00:50:25,229
- Ooh.
990
00:50:25,263 --> 00:50:29,405
- You know me so
well.
991
00:50:30,820 --> 00:50:32,581
- Welcome to the armory.
992
00:50:32,615 --> 00:50:33,616
- This is a tool shed.
993
00:50:34,790 --> 00:50:36,619
- I know, just grab a weapon.
994
00:50:36,654 --> 00:50:37,482
- Okay.
995
00:50:38,621 --> 00:50:41,935
- , okay.
996
00:50:41,969 --> 00:50:45,076
♪ Yeah, fire
997
00:50:45,111 --> 00:50:46,767
♪ Yeah
998
00:50:46,802 --> 00:50:51,427
♪ Superstar, superstar
999
00:50:51,462 --> 00:50:54,948
♪ I'm a motherfuckin'
superstar ♪
1000
00:50:54,982 --> 00:50:57,778
♪ I'm a motherfuckin'
superstar ♪
1001
00:50:57,813 --> 00:50:59,642
♪ Yeah
1002
00:50:59,677 --> 00:51:02,438
♪ Said I'm superstar
1003
00:51:02,473 --> 00:51:04,785
♪ Superstar
1004
00:51:04,820 --> 00:51:06,787
- Ooh, can
I get the saws?
1005
00:51:06,822 --> 00:51:09,100
♪ Superstar
1006
00:51:09,135 --> 00:51:11,275
♪ Superstar
1007
00:51:11,309 --> 00:51:14,657
♪ I'm a motherfuckin'
superstar ♪
1008
00:51:14,692 --> 00:51:17,798
♪ I'm a motherfuckin'
superstar ♪
1009
00:51:17,833 --> 00:51:19,455
♪ Yeah
1010
00:51:19,490 --> 00:51:22,631
♪ Said I'm superstar
1011
00:51:22,665 --> 00:51:23,977
- I feel like
somebody should say
1012
00:51:24,011 --> 00:51:25,806
something witty and
battle-ready here.
1013
00:51:25,841 --> 00:51:28,326
- Maybe we just defy that
cliche and save the world.
1014
00:51:28,361 --> 00:51:30,328
- Let's poke some
holes in their plan.
1015
00:51:30,363 --> 00:51:31,502
- There it is.
- Yeah.
1016
00:51:32,675 --> 00:51:34,125
- Let's say we kill
all these things.
1017
00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:35,644
How do we defuse the device?
1018
00:51:35,678 --> 00:51:37,991
- Well Brian's a
mechanical engineer.
1019
00:51:38,025 --> 00:51:39,510
- Yeah, I am that.
1020
00:51:40,545 --> 00:51:41,374
Guys?
1021
00:51:47,173 --> 00:51:49,313
- Approach slowly
or charge quickly?
1022
00:52:01,187 --> 00:52:02,153
- Did that thing just disappear?
1023
00:52:02,188 --> 00:52:03,706
- Are you okay?
1024
00:52:03,741 --> 00:52:05,674
- That tree is all
bark and no bite.
1025
00:52:05,708 --> 00:52:06,847
- Oh, bad puns.
1026
00:52:06,882 --> 00:52:08,332
He's okay.
1027
00:52:08,366 --> 00:52:10,679
- That's a bad bump; I'll live.
1028
00:52:10,713 --> 00:52:12,853
I'd hate for little
Cammy, Ryu, Guile, Blanka,
1029
00:52:12,888 --> 00:52:15,235
Bison and Chun-Li to
grow up without a father.
1030
00:52:16,547 --> 00:52:19,032
- You have kids?
- You have six kids?
1031
00:52:19,066 --> 00:52:20,516
- Are those Street
Fighter characters?
1032
00:52:20,551 --> 00:52:23,174
- Seriously Alex, who
are you these days?
1033
00:52:23,209 --> 00:52:25,901
- Some guy doin' what he
has to in this crazy world.
1034
00:52:28,075 --> 00:52:29,594
There's another one.
1035
00:52:31,562 --> 00:52:32,701
- Oh shit.
1036
00:52:32,735 --> 00:52:33,909
- What?
1037
00:52:35,082 --> 00:52:36,705
- There's only one.
1038
00:52:36,739 --> 00:52:38,707
- What do you mean?
They're all over the damn place.
1039
00:52:38,741 --> 00:52:39,570
- No.
1040
00:52:40,433 --> 00:52:41,917
It's all over the damn place.
1041
00:52:43,953 --> 00:52:44,782
It can teleport.
1042
00:52:46,404 --> 00:52:48,199
- Not so bad.
1043
00:52:48,234 --> 00:52:49,200
Just one alien.
1044
00:52:49,235 --> 00:52:50,408
- They can teleport.
1045
00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:55,206
- Maybe we need to rethink this.
1046
00:53:01,592 --> 00:53:02,731
- Don't touch my friend,
1047
00:53:02,765 --> 00:53:04,422
you ET wannabe bitch!
1048
00:53:13,983 --> 00:53:15,295
- Where'd he go?
1049
00:53:16,434 --> 00:53:19,092
- Shit, I just know that
thing's
1050
00:53:19,126 --> 00:53:20,921
gonna pop up at any--
1051
00:53:21,957 --> 00:53:22,923
Jump scare.
1052
00:53:35,798 --> 00:53:40,803
- Where's Jess?
1053
00:53:41,287 --> 00:53:42,288
- Jess!
1054
00:54:15,321 --> 00:54:16,183
What?
1055
00:54:20,326 --> 00:54:21,188
- Who are they?
1056
00:54:22,673 --> 00:54:23,639
- Bad asses.
1057
00:54:23,674 --> 00:54:25,296
- Are you guys all right?
1058
00:54:25,331 --> 00:54:28,161
- More importantly, have
you seen a metallic device
1059
00:54:28,195 --> 00:54:29,680
with blinking lights?
1060
00:54:29,714 --> 00:54:31,026
- Who are you?
1061
00:54:31,060 --> 00:54:32,303
- This is Dr. Wendy
Barnes and I'm Chum.
1062
00:54:32,338 --> 00:54:35,168
We were hired to track
and kill that thing.
1063
00:54:35,202 --> 00:54:36,307
- Hired by who?
1064
00:54:36,342 --> 00:54:38,033
- I'm gonna let you
guess my next sentence.
1065
00:54:38,067 --> 00:54:40,000
- Is it top secret?
1066
00:54:40,035 --> 00:54:42,175
- It's top secret.
- Yeah.
1067
00:54:42,209 --> 00:54:43,487
- Put that thing down.
1068
00:54:43,521 --> 00:54:45,005
I didn't just shoot a
game-winning three pointer.
1069
00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:48,215
One last time, have you seen
a strange-looking device?
1070
00:54:49,216 --> 00:54:50,045
- It's in the barn.
1071
00:54:50,079 --> 00:54:51,046
- We should get them inside.
1072
00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:52,530
I'd like to interrogate them.
1073
00:54:53,876 --> 00:54:54,705
- Fine.
1074
00:54:55,878 --> 00:54:57,708
You got anything to drink?
- Uh-huh.
1075
00:55:03,369 --> 00:55:07,062
- Teleportation: That
explains why its blood cells
1076
00:55:07,096 --> 00:55:08,857
are actively electrical.
1077
00:55:08,891 --> 00:55:10,030
Thank you.
1078
00:55:10,065 --> 00:55:12,032
- This thing literally
feeds off electricity.
1079
00:55:12,067 --> 00:55:14,345
- Hence our romantic setup.
1080
00:55:14,380 --> 00:55:17,072
- Of course it'll need
to keep its body charged.
1081
00:55:18,591 --> 00:55:20,696
- So the government knows
about this thing, huh?
1082
00:55:20,731 --> 00:55:22,042
- Never said anything
about the government.
1083
00:55:22,077 --> 00:55:23,872
- Ah, sure because you can't.
1084
00:55:23,906 --> 00:55:26,046
But I mean, it's
obviously the government.
1085
00:55:26,081 --> 00:55:27,358
- There's other groups out there
1086
00:55:27,393 --> 00:55:29,878
we've invested interest
in our planet's future.
1087
00:55:29,912 --> 00:55:31,914
- Look, you don't have to
say it's the government.
1088
00:55:31,949 --> 00:55:33,226
We'll just all silently know.
1089
00:55:33,260 --> 00:55:36,056
- And you were in the
fifth dimension with it?
1090
00:55:36,091 --> 00:55:36,919
- Mm-hmm.
1091
00:55:39,301 --> 00:55:41,372
- Can I put this in your rectum?
I'd like to get a reading.
1092
00:55:41,407 --> 00:55:42,373
- No.
1093
00:55:42,408 --> 00:55:43,892
- Fine then.
1094
00:55:43,926 --> 00:55:47,240
We got a teleporting
alien that can be injured,
1095
00:55:47,274 --> 00:55:48,724
therefore can be killed.
1096
00:55:48,759 --> 00:55:51,555
- Yeah, but first you gotta
get it to stand still.
1097
00:55:51,589 --> 00:55:54,730
- Man if I was sober, that
wouldn't even be necessary.
1098
00:55:54,765 --> 00:55:58,251
My reflexes are that
of a cobra.
1099
00:55:58,285 --> 00:56:00,391
I will decapitate that
mecha mean motherfucker
1100
00:56:00,426 --> 00:56:05,431
before it could teleport into
whatever dimension.
1101
00:56:06,604 --> 00:56:07,743
- Too bad you're
never sober, Alex.
1102
00:56:07,778 --> 00:56:09,745
'Cause your reflexes
are for shit.
1103
00:56:09,780 --> 00:56:11,402
- Alcohol.
1104
00:56:11,437 --> 00:56:13,128
- What?
- Alcohol.
1105
00:56:14,301 --> 00:56:15,441
- Yup, damn right.
1106
00:56:15,475 --> 00:56:18,444
- No, alcohol slows
down your reaction time.
1107
00:56:18,478 --> 00:56:20,307
- He's right, that's science.
1108
00:56:20,342 --> 00:56:21,447
- Thank you.
1109
00:56:21,481 --> 00:56:22,758
But right now we
can't kill that thing
1110
00:56:22,793 --> 00:56:24,760
because we can't get a
clear shot at it, but--
1111
00:56:24,795 --> 00:56:26,797
If we get even more fucked up.
1112
00:56:26,831 --> 00:56:27,798
- No, listen.
1113
00:56:30,801 --> 00:56:32,458
I know how we take
down this alien.
1114
00:56:34,149 --> 00:56:35,012
We get it drunk.
1115
00:56:36,462 --> 00:56:38,118
- Hey, I'm totally
not gettin' the plan.
1116
00:56:38,153 --> 00:56:39,948
- We get the alien drunk.
1117
00:56:39,982 --> 00:56:41,777
- Like in party with it?
1118
00:56:41,812 --> 00:56:43,779
- To slow down
its reaction time.
1119
00:56:43,814 --> 00:56:44,642
- Exactly.
1120
00:56:44,677 --> 00:56:46,126
Each time the alien teleports,
1121
00:56:46,161 --> 00:56:47,611
its body feeds it electricity.
1122
00:56:47,645 --> 00:56:48,991
- And if we slow
down that reaction.
1123
00:56:49,026 --> 00:56:51,131
- We can put a
bullet in its brain.
1124
00:56:51,166 --> 00:56:53,479
- This is all great, but we
have one major problem here.
1125
00:56:53,513 --> 00:56:55,135
- How do we get it drunk?
1126
00:56:55,170 --> 00:56:56,482
I know, I know.
1127
00:56:56,516 --> 00:56:57,448
I know!
1128
00:56:59,001 --> 00:56:59,968
- That been happening a lot?
1129
00:57:00,002 --> 00:57:01,797
- Yeah, it's the device.
1130
00:57:01,832 --> 00:57:04,662
One more and that
thing's fully-charged.
1131
00:57:06,181 --> 00:57:09,978
- Well we can't just march out
there and offer him a beer.
1132
00:57:10,012 --> 00:57:11,013
- We won't have to.
1133
00:57:12,498 --> 00:57:13,809
- I know that smile.
1134
00:57:13,844 --> 00:57:15,984
That's the Brian's
got a plan smile.
1135
00:57:16,018 --> 00:57:17,192
- Brian's got a plan.
1136
00:58:03,756 --> 00:58:05,378
- Thanks, mom and dad.
1137
00:58:08,554 --> 00:58:10,245
Ladies, gentleman.
1138
00:58:10,279 --> 00:58:13,386
I give you the Skaggs
hydroelectric beer bong.
1139
00:58:13,420 --> 00:58:15,526
Our alien will come
for the electricity,
1140
00:58:15,561 --> 00:58:17,424
but also get a belly
full of tub hooch.
1141
00:58:22,084 --> 00:58:24,570
- All right people, let's move.
1142
00:58:29,298 --> 00:58:30,127
Don't linger.
1143
00:58:31,093 --> 00:58:33,061
- You just make sure you hit it.
1144
00:58:33,095 --> 00:58:34,131
- Oh, I'm gonna hit it
1145
00:58:38,100 --> 00:58:39,308
and then I'm gonna hit it.
1146
00:58:41,103 --> 00:58:42,795
- Okay.
- Cool.
1147
00:58:46,108 --> 00:58:47,903
You were right to say
that to me earlier
1148
00:58:47,938 --> 00:58:49,595
'bout not finishing
what I start.
1149
00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:54,254
Not sure why I always
get in my own way,
1150
00:58:54,289 --> 00:58:56,429
just my nature as a fuck up.
1151
00:58:56,463 --> 00:58:59,950
- Bri, fuck ups are the
people that don't even try.
1152
00:59:01,123 --> 00:59:04,299
- So if this bong
fails and we all die,
1153
00:59:05,472 --> 00:59:07,958
the lesson here is
at least I've tried?
1154
00:59:07,992 --> 00:59:10,616
- Correct.
1155
00:59:11,789 --> 00:59:13,619
Now, let's party.
1156
00:59:14,792 --> 00:59:15,621
- Let's boogie.
1157
00:59:30,843 --> 00:59:32,154
Please do the honors, me lady.
1158
00:59:45,823 --> 00:59:47,342
- Fuckin' shit.
1159
00:59:47,376 --> 00:59:48,205
- Look.
1160
00:59:49,516 --> 00:59:50,345
- Wow.
1161
00:59:51,657 --> 00:59:53,003
Fuck me twice on a Tuesday.
1162
00:59:54,349 --> 00:59:55,177
Positions.
1163
00:59:56,662 --> 00:59:57,663
- Stay safe, Chum.
1164
01:00:15,232 --> 01:00:16,336
- I can't believe
it actually worked.
1165
01:00:19,201 --> 01:00:20,513
- Shit.
1166
01:00:26,553 --> 01:00:28,383
- He's taking the bait.
1167
01:00:35,390 --> 01:00:36,184
- Ready?
1168
01:00:36,218 --> 01:00:37,703
- I was born to be bait.
1169
01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:41,016
Hey, Wendy!
1170
01:00:41,051 --> 01:00:42,397
- Yes?
1171
01:00:42,431 --> 01:00:44,054
I forgot your name.
- Alex.
1172
01:00:45,227 --> 01:00:46,401
- Yes, Alex?!
1173
01:00:47,747 --> 01:00:51,406
- Let's explore this barn
and all the contents within!
1174
01:00:52,614 --> 01:00:53,719
- Great idea!
1175
01:01:10,736 --> 01:01:15,568
- I'll just pull this handle
and the door should open
1176
01:01:15,602 --> 01:01:19,779
and we'll be inside peeing
on anythin' we want!
1177
01:01:32,758 --> 01:01:36,762
- Gross.
- Eww, gross!
1178
01:01:39,937 --> 01:01:41,421
- Chum, now!
1179
01:01:41,456 --> 01:01:43,630
- Here's to paying my rent
for another six months.
1180
01:01:45,943 --> 01:01:48,290
♪ Superstar
1181
01:01:48,325 --> 01:01:50,603
♪ Superstar
1182
01:01:50,637 --> 01:01:53,088
♪ I'm a motherfuckin'
superstar ♪
1183
01:01:53,123 --> 01:01:55,297
- We claim you, alien fuck.
1184
01:01:59,785 --> 01:02:00,751
- He came back.
1185
01:02:00,786 --> 01:02:03,616
- Yeah and fucked everything up.
1186
01:02:03,650 --> 01:02:06,274
- True, but friendship first.
1187
01:02:06,308 --> 01:02:08,276
- Yeah, I guess.
1188
01:02:09,795 --> 01:02:11,797
- Let's go.
- Yeah, yeah!
1189
01:02:12,970 --> 01:02:13,937
- What the hell?
1190
01:02:13,971 --> 01:02:15,455
That was so dope.
1191
01:02:15,490 --> 01:02:16,318
Oh my god.
1192
01:02:21,013 --> 01:02:23,947
- Look, I'm putting
the gun down.
1193
01:02:23,981 --> 01:02:25,465
'Kay?
1194
01:02:25,500 --> 01:02:29,297
Now you let Dr. Barnes go
and we'll leave, how's that?
1195
01:02:30,816 --> 01:02:33,025
Finish your business here
and we turn a blind eye.
1196
01:02:36,994 --> 01:02:38,168
- Don't worry about me.
1197
01:02:39,031 --> 01:02:40,135
One for many.
1198
01:02:40,170 --> 01:02:40,998
- Right.
1199
01:02:42,828 --> 01:02:43,690
No more weapons.
1200
01:02:45,002 --> 01:02:46,797
Totally weapon-free.
1201
01:02:46,832 --> 01:02:48,523
Just two empty hands with peace.
1202
01:02:51,353 --> 01:02:52,803
No!
1203
01:02:54,840 --> 01:02:56,013
- Shit.
1204
01:03:07,369 --> 01:03:08,543
I'm so sorry.
1205
01:03:12,029 --> 01:03:13,548
- It's beautiful.
1206
01:03:28,080 --> 01:03:29,875
- I said I usually work alone.
1207
01:03:31,566 --> 01:03:32,739
I didn't say I liked it.
1208
01:03:38,228 --> 01:03:39,712
Any more douchebags
gonna pop out
1209
01:03:39,746 --> 01:03:41,748
and get someone else killed?
1210
01:03:41,783 --> 01:03:44,027
- Why do I feel like that
was directed towards me?
1211
01:03:44,061 --> 01:03:46,719
Who is this Tomb
Raider-looking woman?
1212
01:03:46,753 --> 01:03:48,894
- What do we do now?
- Improvise.
1213
01:03:51,793 --> 01:03:53,070
You seem the least drunk.
1214
01:03:53,105 --> 01:03:54,865
- You must be blind.
1215
01:03:54,900 --> 01:03:56,073
My pitchfork will do.
1216
01:03:57,247 --> 01:03:58,731
- Looks like we're ready to go.
1217
01:04:00,906 --> 01:04:03,425
- Hey, it means a lot
that you came back
1218
01:04:04,599 --> 01:04:06,049
even if you did
get Wendy killed.
1219
01:04:06,083 --> 01:04:08,568
- First of all, why does
everybody keep saying that?
1220
01:04:08,603 --> 01:04:09,742
- Because it's true.
1221
01:04:09,776 --> 01:04:11,054
- No, it's not.
1222
01:04:11,088 --> 01:04:12,227
- Yes, her blood
is on your hands.
1223
01:04:12,262 --> 01:04:14,057
- I wasn't the one
that threw the knife.
1224
01:04:14,091 --> 01:04:15,265
- It's not your
fault, but it is.
1225
01:04:15,299 --> 01:04:16,576
Anyway, what were you gonna say?
1226
01:04:16,611 --> 01:04:18,061
- I just couldn't stop thinking
1227
01:04:18,095 --> 01:04:20,063
what the fuck was
I pedaling toward,
1228
01:04:20,097 --> 01:04:22,582
my optometry practice where
all the assistants hate me?
1229
01:04:22,617 --> 01:04:24,412
My wife who also hates me.
1230
01:04:24,446 --> 01:04:26,897
My kids who should be
way too young to hate me,
1231
01:04:26,932 --> 01:04:31,419
but I see it in their little
antichrist eyes, the fuckers.
1232
01:04:31,453 --> 01:04:33,766
Then I thought about what
I was pedaling away from,
1233
01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:36,079
the people who've always
been there for me.
1234
01:04:36,113 --> 01:04:38,909
No matter how much of a
pain in the ass I was,
1235
01:04:38,944 --> 01:04:40,497
I love you guys.
1236
01:04:44,811 --> 01:04:48,815
I don't know what's happening,
but I feel really weird.
1237
01:04:50,300 --> 01:04:51,784
- It took Louis.
1238
01:04:51,818 --> 01:04:53,475
Wait, Louis.
- Holy shit,
1239
01:04:53,510 --> 01:04:54,960
that was also really weird.
1240
01:04:54,994 --> 01:04:55,926
- He's in the barn.
1241
01:04:55,961 --> 01:04:56,927
Call dibs.
- Okay.
1242
01:05:03,485 --> 01:05:04,624
- Please stop.
1243
01:05:04,659 --> 01:05:06,281
- Louis, are you okay?
1244
01:05:06,316 --> 01:05:08,111
- I'll just let the
visual speak for itself.
1245
01:05:15,325 --> 01:05:18,466
- If I can't shoot him
around you, I'll shoot through
you.
1246
01:05:18,500 --> 01:05:19,467
- Stop!
1247
01:05:19,501 --> 01:05:20,986
What are you fuckin' doing?
1248
01:05:21,020 --> 01:05:21,987
You're not killin' my friend.
1249
01:05:22,021 --> 01:05:23,816
- Aw thanks, Bri.
1250
01:05:23,850 --> 01:05:25,714
- You got it, buddy.
- Fuck all y'all!
1251
01:05:33,343 --> 01:05:36,346
This is why I say I
usually work alone.
1252
01:05:38,348 --> 01:05:42,007
The fucker's behind
me, ain't it?
1253
01:05:54,709 --> 01:05:55,537
- No!
1254
01:06:16,731 --> 01:06:18,043
It's incredible.
1255
01:06:23,393 --> 01:06:24,394
- It's gonna activate.
1256
01:06:24,428 --> 01:06:26,189
It's gonna activate!
1257
01:06:29,951 --> 01:06:30,745
- Oh shit.
1258
01:06:35,577 --> 01:06:38,408
Fork me.
1259
01:06:38,442 --> 01:06:42,757
- Alex!
1260
01:06:42,791 --> 01:06:44,897
Jess, shoot him!
1261
01:06:48,418 --> 01:06:49,591
- Eat my ass.
1262
01:06:57,254 --> 01:06:58,290
- Eat my ass.
1263
01:07:28,113 --> 01:07:29,631
- Finish him!
1264
01:07:29,666 --> 01:07:33,428
- God!
1265
01:07:41,471 --> 01:07:42,472
- We did it.
1266
01:07:43,852 --> 01:07:45,095
- We did it?
1267
01:07:45,130 --> 01:07:46,821
- What, I don't get
credit for this?
1268
01:07:48,305 --> 01:07:50,135
Oh, that's messed up.
1269
01:07:51,515 --> 01:07:53,103
- I sabotage everything
good in my life
1270
01:07:53,138 --> 01:07:54,794
'cause I'm terrified of failure.
1271
01:07:54,829 --> 01:07:56,796
I've been doin' it for
years in my career,
1272
01:07:56,831 --> 01:07:57,832
even longer with you.
1273
01:07:59,005 --> 01:08:00,110
- I purposely date
guys I know won't last
1274
01:08:00,145 --> 01:08:02,457
so I don't have to be
vulnerable with anyone.
1275
01:08:02,492 --> 01:08:04,977
- Guess we're a perfect
pair of fuck ups.
1276
01:08:05,011 --> 01:08:06,496
- Do two wrongs make a right?
1277
01:08:07,497 --> 01:08:09,292
- Well only one way to find out.
1278
01:08:15,160 --> 01:08:18,853
- Some damn fine
work, kids.
1279
01:08:24,065 --> 01:08:29,070
Looks like I won't be around
to collect my payment, but
1280
01:08:31,900 --> 01:08:33,868
tell him you're with me.
1281
01:08:33,902 --> 01:08:34,731
He'll set you up.
1282
01:08:36,526 --> 01:08:38,493
- You work for Big Oil?
1283
01:08:38,528 --> 01:08:40,875
- Told you I wasn't
government, you dumb ass.
1284
01:08:40,909 --> 01:08:43,878
- Why would an oil company
hire you to hunt down an alien?
1285
01:08:44,913 --> 01:08:46,881
- That alien machine
you just shut down.
1286
01:08:49,884 --> 01:08:50,747
It wasn't a bomb.
1287
01:08:51,886 --> 01:08:54,854
- So what, could it
open up a black hole,
1288
01:08:54,889 --> 01:08:56,580
expand matter, poison the air?
1289
01:08:58,893 --> 01:09:01,067
- It's a carbon
dioxide extractor.
1290
01:09:02,241 --> 01:09:04,243
Sucks CO2 outta the atmosphere.
1291
01:09:07,246 --> 01:09:09,248
That little alien device
1292
01:09:10,387 --> 01:09:12,389
is meant to turn the
tide on climate change.
1293
01:09:13,908 --> 01:09:15,358
- No, that doesn't
make any sense.
1294
01:09:15,392 --> 01:09:17,049
Big Oil would want
this thing activated
1295
01:09:17,083 --> 01:09:19,396
so they could keep
goin' business as usual.
1296
01:09:19,431 --> 01:09:21,398
- Of course.
1297
01:09:24,090 --> 01:09:26,921
Think about how much
money can be made
1298
01:09:28,233 --> 01:09:30,235
if you hold the world hostage.
1299
01:09:31,581 --> 01:09:33,410
Once they dissect that thing,
1300
01:09:34,929 --> 01:09:39,761
they can create their own and
profit like motherfuckers.
1301
01:09:42,592 --> 01:09:43,420
- You used us
1302
01:09:44,421 --> 01:09:47,597
like pawns in a corporate game.
1303
01:09:49,254 --> 01:09:50,427
- Don't be so dramatic.
1304
01:09:52,981 --> 01:09:54,604
Corporations are people too.
1305
01:09:56,122 --> 01:09:56,951
Big Oil
1306
01:09:59,125 --> 01:09:59,954
ain't so bad.
1307
01:10:09,619 --> 01:10:10,965
- Maybe she was right.
1308
01:10:12,794 --> 01:10:14,451
- We've killed a
great humanitarian.
1309
01:10:15,970 --> 01:10:17,972
- Well at least we
still have some beers.
1310
01:10:20,146 --> 01:10:23,288
Well happy birthday,
man.
1311
01:10:28,638 --> 01:10:32,158
- Light fuckin' beer.
1312
01:10:33,470 --> 01:10:34,299
Of course.
1313
01:10:38,993 --> 01:10:39,821
Fuck.
1314
01:11:34,531 --> 01:11:36,844
♪ Superstar
1315
01:11:36,878 --> 01:11:39,191
♪ Superstar
1316
01:11:39,225 --> 01:11:42,332
♪ I'm a motherfuckin'
superstar ♪
1317
01:11:42,367 --> 01:11:45,335
♪ I'm a motherfuckin'
superstar ♪
1318
01:11:45,370 --> 01:11:47,337
♪ Yeah
1319
01:11:47,372 --> 01:11:50,202
♪ Said I'm superstar
1320
01:11:50,236 --> 01:11:52,238
♪ Superstar
1321
01:11:52,273 --> 01:11:53,861
♪ I'm a motherfuckin'
1322
01:11:53,895 --> 01:11:56,035
♪ Fuckin' superstar
1323
01:11:56,070 --> 01:11:59,556
♪ I'm a motherfuckin'
superstar ♪
1324
01:11:59,591 --> 01:12:00,523
♪ Yeah
1325
01:12:00,557 --> 01:12:02,352
♪ I'm a superstar, always been
1326
01:12:02,387 --> 01:12:04,216
♪ I've gotta chillin'
with my guys ♪
1327
01:12:04,250 --> 01:12:05,044
♪ Livin' clean
1328
01:12:05,079 --> 01:12:06,252
♪ Grippin' to the beat
1329
01:12:06,287 --> 01:12:07,530
♪ Never leave the scene
1330
01:12:07,564 --> 01:12:08,358
♪ Icy hot
1331
01:12:08,393 --> 01:12:09,532
♪ Gucci icy hot
1332
01:12:09,566 --> 01:12:11,534
♪ Got that icy
stuff on my junk ♪
1333
01:12:11,568 --> 01:12:12,742
♪ Always on my junk
1334
01:12:12,776 --> 01:12:14,053
♪ Is she really hot
1335
01:12:14,088 --> 01:12:15,227
♪ Swish move bang
1336
01:12:15,261 --> 01:12:16,884
♪ Let the chopper rang
1337
01:12:16,918 --> 01:12:18,230
♪ I gotta push start
1338
01:12:18,264 --> 01:12:20,370
♪ I'm speedin' to
the other lane ♪
1339
01:12:20,405 --> 01:12:23,546
♪ I been a star killin'
like a super fan ♪
1340
01:12:23,580 --> 01:12:25,064
♪ Were ya not to say my nigga
1341
01:12:25,099 --> 01:12:27,239
♪ You are super lame
1342
01:12:27,273 --> 01:12:29,552
♪ Superstar
1343
01:12:29,586 --> 01:12:31,588
♪ Superstar
1344
01:12:31,623 --> 01:12:34,902
♪ I'm a motherfuckin'
superstar ♪
1345
01:12:34,936 --> 01:12:38,112
♪ I'm a motherfuckin'
superstar ♪
1346
01:12:38,146 --> 01:12:39,734
♪ Yeah
1347
01:12:39,769 --> 01:12:42,427
♪ Said I'm superstar
1348
01:12:42,461 --> 01:12:44,739
♪ Superstar
1349
01:12:44,774 --> 01:12:46,396
♪ I'm a motherfuckin'
1350
01:12:46,431 --> 01:12:48,743
♪ Fuckin' superstar
1351
01:12:48,778 --> 01:12:52,091
♪ I'm a motherfuckin'
superstar ♪
1352
01:12:52,126 --> 01:12:53,403
♪ Yeah
1353
01:12:53,438 --> 01:12:56,268
♪ I'm a superstar
with a super car ♪
1354
01:12:56,302 --> 01:12:59,582
♪ Yeah it's push start
with a super front ♪
1355
01:12:59,616 --> 01:13:01,273
♪ Gotta super run
1356
01:13:01,307 --> 01:13:02,757
♪ Hit the super spot
1357
01:13:02,792 --> 01:13:04,414
♪ 'Cause she's super hot
1358
01:13:04,449 --> 01:13:06,278
♪ Now watch this super drop
1359
01:13:06,312 --> 01:13:08,763
♪ Get my super goons
we so super hard ♪
1360
01:13:08,798 --> 01:13:09,937
♪ Super super hard
1361
01:13:09,971 --> 01:13:11,939
♪ Super clean in
that limousine ♪
1362
01:13:11,973 --> 01:13:13,285
♪ Check that super car
1363
01:13:13,319 --> 01:13:15,287
♪ Super do with my super crew
1364
01:13:15,321 --> 01:13:16,288
♪ Tight like superglue
1365
01:13:16,322 --> 01:13:17,289
♪ Super Doug
1366
01:13:17,323 --> 01:13:19,636
♪ I'm a superstar
1367
01:13:19,671 --> 01:13:21,949
♪ Superstar
1368
01:13:21,983 --> 01:13:24,296
♪ Superstar
1369
01:13:24,330 --> 01:13:27,782
♪ I'm a motherfuckin'
superstar ♪
1370
01:13:27,817 --> 01:13:30,785
♪ I'm a motherfuckin'
superstar ♪
1371
01:13:30,820 --> 01:13:32,304
♪ Yeah
1372
01:13:32,338 --> 01:13:35,169
♪ Said I'm superstar
1373
01:13:35,203 --> 01:13:37,136
♪ Superstar
1374
01:13:37,171 --> 01:13:38,793
♪ I'm a motherfuckin'
1375
01:13:38,828 --> 01:13:41,451
♪ Fuckin' superstar
1376
01:13:41,486 --> 01:13:44,799
♪ I'm a motherfuckin'
superstar ♪
1377
01:13:44,834 --> 01:13:46,663
♪ Yeah
1378
01:13:50,874 --> 01:13:52,462
- 47 Baker, take three.
1379
01:13:52,497 --> 01:13:54,464
- So we're already
landed, right?
1380
01:13:54,499 --> 01:13:55,638
- Yeah.
1381
01:13:55,672 --> 01:13:57,467
- My
nay-nays feel weird.
1382
01:14:00,056 --> 01:14:01,195
- I mean I don't drink.
1383
01:14:01,229 --> 01:14:02,990
But when I drink, I drink.
1384
01:14:03,024 --> 01:14:04,647
No, we're high up.
1385
01:14:04,681 --> 01:14:05,475
We're pretty high.
1386
01:14:05,510 --> 01:14:06,649
I can tell.
1387
01:14:06,683 --> 01:14:08,858
Less oxygen.
1388
01:14:08,892 --> 01:14:11,516
Whoa.
1389
01:14:14,380 --> 01:14:16,348
I voted for Trump.
1390
01:14:16,382 --> 01:14:20,041
- I like to masturbate with
my lab coat on.
1391
01:14:21,733 --> 01:14:26,703
Maggie hates postpartum
sex, but I like it.
1392
01:14:28,049 --> 01:14:29,879
Sorry.
- Speakin' of farts,
1393
01:14:29,913 --> 01:14:31,536
I pood my pants
like .
1394
01:14:34,884 --> 01:14:38,508
I had a pain in my balls and
I thought it was ball cancer.
1395
01:14:38,543 --> 01:14:40,234
It was just pain
1396
01:14:42,408 --> 01:14:44,928
in my balls.
1397
01:14:46,240 --> 01:14:49,036
- You can see like the
burn marks and stuff.
1398
01:14:49,070 --> 01:14:50,209
Burn marks.
1399
01:14:50,244 --> 01:14:51,038
- Yeah.
1400
01:14:51,072 --> 01:14:52,211
I don't know, man.
1401
01:14:52,246 --> 01:14:54,420
I think it's like
splittin' hairs.
1402
01:14:54,455 --> 01:14:55,905
- Which one?
- Both equal.
1403
01:14:55,939 --> 01:14:57,216
I don't--
1404
01:14:57,251 --> 01:14:58,079
- No, one's better
than the other.
1405
01:14:58,114 --> 01:14:59,391
- Don't show them to me again.
1406
01:14:59,425 --> 01:15:01,048
- You want me to take
a pic of your dick?
1407
01:15:01,082 --> 01:15:02,705
The selfies are kinda tough.
1408
01:15:02,739 --> 01:15:03,533
- Nah, it's okay.
1409
01:15:03,568 --> 01:15:04,534
I think I can manage.
1410
01:15:04,569 --> 01:15:05,708
- Okay.
- Yeah.
1411
01:15:05,742 --> 01:15:06,881
- Life or death, we're
leaving right now.
1412
01:15:06,916 --> 01:15:10,229
C'mon!
1413
01:15:10,264 --> 01:15:11,265
Ow.
1414
01:15:20,101 --> 01:15:20,895
- I farted.
1415
01:15:24,450 --> 01:15:25,279
- Dingleberry!
1416
01:15:27,281 --> 01:15:28,454
Fuckin' dicks!
1417
01:15:31,112 --> 01:15:33,425
- Babadook?
1418
01:15:33,459 --> 01:15:34,288
Fully erect.
1419
01:15:38,292 --> 01:15:39,120
- The Schwinns!
1420
01:15:40,812 --> 01:15:42,261
- Our old bikes?
- Yeah.
1421
01:15:42,296 --> 01:15:44,263
They should still
be in the barn.
1422
01:15:47,473 --> 01:15:49,303
- Teleport!
1423
01:15:55,620 --> 01:15:58,484
- She's in the barn?
- Who is that?
1424
01:15:59,485 --> 01:16:01,142
- She's in the barn.
1425
01:16:02,627 --> 01:16:03,938
Can you swim?
1426
01:16:03,973 --> 01:16:07,286
- No, I'm black.
1427
01:16:10,496 --> 01:16:11,290
- I'm fallin' off.
1428
01:16:11,325 --> 01:16:13,465
Ooh!
1429
01:16:13,499 --> 01:16:15,778
Yes?
1430
01:16:15,812 --> 01:16:16,951
- Like
push your tongue.
1431
01:16:16,986 --> 01:16:18,781
It'll help you to
just push you tongue.
1432
01:16:29,999 --> 01:16:30,827
- One for the alien.
1433
01:16:31,656 --> 01:16:32,829
Happy birthday, man.
1434
01:16:38,179 --> 01:16:39,180
Oh, fuck!
1435
01:16:39,215 --> 01:16:40,975
- Welcome to my place.
1436
01:16:41,010 --> 01:16:43,806
Got my entourage,
got my lights goin'.
1437
01:16:43,840 --> 01:16:45,497
You see my egg in the back.
1438
01:16:45,531 --> 01:16:46,878
You know I'm lit.
1439
01:16:48,017 --> 01:16:49,812
Don't mind the blood,
that's somethin'.
1440
01:16:49,846 --> 01:16:51,503
We're not gonna talk about that.
1441
01:16:51,537 --> 01:16:53,816
There's my sound guy.
1442
01:16:53,850 --> 01:16:57,371
You know I'm dope if I got
my own sound guy, right?
91537
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