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- Where've you been keeping yourself?
- Here and there. Here and there.
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So it's not because our
service is bad, huh?
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What a day!
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You ever see such a glorious day?
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Come on, say hello to Helen.
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You old son of a gun. It's wonderful
to see you again. You look great.
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Well, so do you.
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- Well, a little green around the edges.
- I drank too much last night.
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I don't believe it. Neddy!
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I don't believe it. Neddy!
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How beautiful are thy feet in
sandals, O princess daughter.
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I bet you drank too
much last night.
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- Isn't he a sight for sore eyes?
- Oh, Neddy, we missed you.
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Sit down and tell us everything.
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- Where are you coming from?
- I was around.
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I thought I'd come over and have a
swim with you. Look at that water.
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- And look at that sky.
- You look at it.
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I think everybody drank
too much last night.
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It was that rum, I drank
too much of that.
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- Whose party?
- Our own.
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- You didn't miss a thing.
- Usual Saturday night blowout.
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Same jokes, same faces, we've known
each other so long there's no flirting.
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- I'd have flirted with you.
- You're practically a new face.
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- How are things? Have a good summer?
- Sure, just great.
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Come on, how about a swim?
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Good for your hangover.
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What makes you think I'm hung-over?
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- Come on, I'll race you.
- Please, no.
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- How about you?
- You kidding?
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Relax, Neddy.
Have a drink. Come on.
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- Sit and tell us what you've learned.
- Ned!
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Stu Forsburgh!
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Stu Forsburgh!
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- Ned Merrill! How are you, sport?
- Okay, never better.
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- God, I'm glad to see you.
- What are you doing here?
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We stopped over.
We've been in the Cape.
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- How's Lucinda?
- She's great.
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And the girls?
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All grown up. And beautiful, Stu.
Just beautiful.
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I don't know how you do it!
You haven't changed a bit.
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Where did you get this? Why do
you got all these clothes on?
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We have to go catch a plane.
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- You're gonna catch a plane?
- Gotta get back to the shop.
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You know how long it's been
since we had a swim together?
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- Please don't remind me.
- What'll you have, Stu?
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We're all old bunkmates. We went to
the same camp when we were kids.
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Gee, I don't know. I drank
too much last night.
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- A diluted martini?
- I'm out of practice...
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...with your kind of parties.
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We don't do that in Columbus,
unless it's New Year's Eve.
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- I told you not to accept the transfer.
- What else could I do?
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I'd have quit before I let them
send me to the provinces.
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Well, it's healthy.
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Stu, did you pack...?
55
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Don't tell me that's Ned
Merrill down there.
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- Hi, honeybunch, come join the party.
- Half a minute.
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Stu, I didn't realize how much
I missed that ugly old mug of yours.
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Get out of those clothes and
we'll have one quick swim.
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- I'm not up to it. I'm feeling my age.
- You're a year younger than I am.
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Yeah, you were always pulling
seniority on me at camp.
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Remember how we'd take off
our suits and swim for miles?
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- We just never got tired.
- Yeah.
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We had nice, new,
pink lungs in those days.
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And the water up there, remember?
That transparent light-green water.
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It felt different. A beautiful feeling.
We could've swum around the world.
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That was before we ever touched
a drink or a cigarette.
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- Or a girl!
- Or a girl.
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That doesn't sap a man's strength.
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- Or I'd be in a wheelchair today.
- Ned Merrill!
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- Peggy.
- Ned Merrill, still bragging.
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I've heard those old schoolboy
stories. You all made them up.
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So you figured that one out,
have you? Let me look at you.
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Let's settle this nonsense
about taking a plane.
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- Settle it with him. I like it here.
- Lucinda'll be disappointed as hell.
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I don't think that's exactly true.
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I could run you to
our house. To say hello.
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- Don, how about using your car?
- Well, sure, but...
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They haven't time. We promised to stop
at the Grahams' for a quick drink.
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- Will you come?
- Of course he will.
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- You haven't seen their pool, have you?
- Whose?
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- The Grahams.
- The Grahams put in a pool?
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Oh, yeah. They
nurse it like a baby.
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- When did they put in a pool?
- June.
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- June?
- Did you get the suits off the line?
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I forgot about them.
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If they're damp, I have
some plastic bags.
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Do the Biswangers have a pool?
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- Biswangers?
- Those awful people on Red Coat Road.
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00:09:01,368 --> 00:09:06,076
Always talking about their Caribbean
cruises and electric toothbrushes.
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Sure, they have a big pool.
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- Go on, honey, finish packing.
- I will, in a minute.
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Listen, if we miss that plane...
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Don't worry, I'll get
you to the airport.
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My God, I forgot all about them.
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Go on, honey, finish packing.
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- If we miss that plane...
- I will, in a minute.
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I could do it.
I could really do it!
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Do what, Neddy?
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Now with the Grahams'...
100
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...there's a string of pools that curves
clear across the county to our house.
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Well, look, the Grahams', the Lears',
the Bunkers'. Then over the ridge.
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A portage through the riding ring,
to the Hallorans' and the Gilmartins'.
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Then down the lane to the
Biswangers' and then...
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Wait, who's next? I can't think.
I had it a minute ago. Who is it?
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Who is it? Who's next
to the Biswangers'?
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- Shirley Abbott.
- Shirley Abbott.
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Across Route 424 to the recreation
centre pool, up the hill and I'm home.
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Don't you see? I just figured it out.
If I take a dogleg to the southwest...
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...I can swim home.
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Come on, Ned.
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- Why would you want to swim home?
- I don't get it.
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Pool by pool, they form a river
all the way to our house.
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I suppose you could put it that way.
Now, Neddy, why don't you sit down...
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...and have a drink and then
we'll all go to the Grahams'?
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I'll call it the Lucinda River,
after my wife.
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00:11:07,410 --> 00:11:09,403
That's quite a tribute.
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00:11:09,579 --> 00:11:13,908
This is the day Ned Merrill
swims across the county.
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Always threw himself in the water
like that. God, what energy!
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He keeps himself in shape.
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Come on. He always ate like a
horse, never put on an ounce.
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- Look at that. Wouldn't use the ladder.
- Hey, Ned! Where are you going?
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Where'd he get that nutty idea?
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- He's just joking.
- You sure?
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Sure. We'll find him waiting
for us at the Grahams'.
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God, I hate Columbus.
126
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Swim to his house. Why
would he wanna do that?
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Neddy, Neddy! It's been so long.
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- You look wonderful.
- So do you.
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I'm going on a diet a
week from Thursday.
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- Where were you?
- Don and Helen's.
131
00:12:06,845 --> 00:12:11,257
Where are they all? They're
all coming over, aren't they?
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- Why didn't they come with you?
- They're driving down.
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- What do you think?
- Terrific. Absolutely terrific.
134
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It cost a bundle, but Howie's
had a marvellous year.
135
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- Look how clear the water is.
- Wow!
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We got the best
filter money can buy.
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It filters 99.99.99 percent of all
solid matter out of the water.
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- Really?
- We put a 6-inch lint filter in too.
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The way we take care of this pool,
the water's purer than drinking water.
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- What'll you have?
- Scoop me a glass of that.
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- Don't be silly. Want a martini?
- No, nothing, thanks.
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- I'll swim and be on my way.
- You will not. You just got here.
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I can't stay. I want
to try out your pool.
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- That's unfriendly. What's the rush?
- Okay, but make it a little one.
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Next summer we're gonna
build a pool house.
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With dressing rooms and showers
and a little playroom and a big bar.
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Make a swell layout. Cheers.
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You never thought he'd
make it, did you?
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Who?
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When we were kids and I first
started dating Howard...
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- ...you weren't very nice to him.
- I wasn't, why?
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Remember he kept track of every penny
he saved and spent in a notebook.
153
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You thought that was very amusing.
154
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I was jealous.
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Of Howard?
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I was crazy about you.
157
00:14:03,545 --> 00:14:07,163
Well, you never said anything.
158
00:14:10,176 --> 00:14:15,515
- You were having an affair with Lucinda.
- Why'd I get smashed at your wedding?
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Because Lucinda was dancing
with Roger Bunker.
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What a long memory
you got, grandma.
161
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No kidding though. You've
got a gorgeous pool.
162
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I've got everything I ever wanted.
163
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Funny how things
turn out, isn't it?
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- Hey, Ned!
- Howard.
165
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- How are you, Ned?
- Fine, fine.
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Of all people.
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How do you like my new toy?
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Next year we're getting
all the optionals.
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Like a padded seat, a canopy.
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She's idling a bit slow.
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Idling?
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It's not supposed to
be a racing engine.
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- What's he doing?
- He's fixing it.
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- It's okay now.
- I'll get you a drink.
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- It's a great pool.
- Yeah.
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Ned's just crazy about our pool.
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I didn't skimp on it.
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- I got a diatomaceous earth filter.
- Betty told me.
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Filters out 99.99.99 percent...
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...of all solid matter.
- That's what Betty said.
181
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She tell you about the swing
joints I got in there?
182
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Spingon's pool split down the middle
three months after the guarantee.
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- No swing joints.
- Ned doesn't know the Spingons.
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Let me tell you about them.
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- They're the kind of people who skimp.
- Just look at the colour of that sky.
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I don't like the
look of that cloud.
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It's beautiful.
188
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Like a dream city from the bow
of a ship. Lisbon, Naples, Istanbul.
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Hackensack.
190
00:16:00,245 --> 00:16:04,373
I'd like to see all those glistening
white domes and minarets.
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First chance I get to get away, I'll
go sailing around the Golden Horn.
192
00:16:09,879 --> 00:16:12,417
Why can't we travel more?
193
00:16:12,590 --> 00:16:15,508
What for? We've got everything
we want right here.
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00:16:16,386 --> 00:16:20,715
- How come you never put a pool in?
- Never got around to it.
195
00:16:20,890 --> 00:16:23,725
That's too bad.
Helps the resale value.
196
00:16:23,893 --> 00:16:26,978
I don't have to worry
about the resale value.
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With a tennis court and the planting,
you'll get a lot more than you paid.
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If I ever sell it.
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- Right buyer has to come along.
- I want my girls to be married there.
200
00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:46,912
Won't be long now. Our driveway
looked like a parking lot today.
201
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Boys all over the place.
202
00:16:50,420 --> 00:16:52,958
Hey, anybody home?
203
00:16:53,465 --> 00:16:58,173
That must be Don and Helen with the
Forsburghs. Neddy, don't go away.
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- Hi, Betty.
- So long, Ned.
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Is Ned here?
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- Mrs. Hammar, how are you?
- May I ask what you're doing here?
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On my way home,
I thought I'd cool off.
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Who gave you permission
to use the pool?
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I'm Ned Merrill. Beautiful flowers.
210
00:17:30,877 --> 00:17:33,878
I see Eric's put in
the rock garden.
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- You're not welcome here.
- You know me, don't you?
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- I'm a friend of your son.
- A friend.
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How dare you use that word!
You never came to see him.
214
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You never even called
him at the hospital.
215
00:17:51,689 --> 00:17:55,687
Well, how is he? Is he better?
216
00:18:06,454 --> 00:18:09,539
Just one minute, Mr. Merrill.
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This is my house now.
218
00:18:13,878 --> 00:18:16,666
Don't you ever come here again.
219
00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:20,043
Don't you ever set foot
on my property again!
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00:21:07,969 --> 00:21:09,547
Hi, Mr. Merrill.
221
00:21:09,721 --> 00:21:13,090
- Hi, Muffie.
- Mommy and Daddy are at the club.
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00:21:13,266 --> 00:21:17,311
- Think they'd mind if I swim?
- Of course not, help yourself.
223
00:21:29,157 --> 00:21:32,407
- It isn't Julie Ann Hooper?
- Yes, it is.
224
00:21:32,619 --> 00:21:37,079
I can't believe it.
You're all grown up.
225
00:21:37,248 --> 00:21:41,626
- How come we never see you?
- I guess you don't need me anymore.
226
00:21:41,795 --> 00:21:44,914
We're always looking
for a babysitter.
227
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Oh, Mr. Merrill!
228
00:21:51,596 --> 00:21:54,265
- How about Sunday night? You busy?
- No.
229
00:21:54,432 --> 00:21:56,757
Hired. You live in the same place?
230
00:21:56,935 --> 00:21:58,726
- Yes, but...
- I'll pick you up at 7.
231
00:21:58,895 --> 00:22:01,516
- You're putting me on.
- No, I'm not.
232
00:22:01,689 --> 00:22:07,146
A babysitter! Ellen and Aggie would
have a fit if they heard you.
233
00:22:11,074 --> 00:22:14,525
Mr. Merrill, this is
my brother, Vernon.
234
00:22:14,703 --> 00:22:17,240
Your brother? But
your brother was...
235
00:22:17,414 --> 00:22:20,331
I sure liked that little red
Jaguar you used to have.
236
00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:22,374
- Want a Coke?
- Sure.
237
00:22:22,585 --> 00:22:26,963
Thanks. I can't get over you, Julie.
How old are you now?
238
00:22:27,132 --> 00:22:30,417
- Twenty last month.
- You still going to school?
239
00:22:30,593 --> 00:22:33,464
- I've got a job.
- I miss Ellen and Aggie.
240
00:22:33,638 --> 00:22:36,674
- Where are they?
- They're home.
241
00:22:37,475 --> 00:22:40,927
- Playing tennis.
- They are? But when did they...?
242
00:22:41,104 --> 00:22:43,097
Why didn't they call me?
243
00:22:43,314 --> 00:22:46,600
I'd just love to see them.
Let's drive over.
244
00:22:46,776 --> 00:22:49,267
Well, I've got to be on my way.
245
00:22:49,446 --> 00:22:52,281
- I'm swimming home.
- You're swimming home?
246
00:22:52,490 --> 00:22:55,277
There's a river of pools
all the way to my house.
247
00:22:55,452 --> 00:22:59,200
- That's more hiking than swimming.
- Not hiking. Portaging.
248
00:22:59,372 --> 00:23:02,955
- It's okay, if you like exercise.
- What a crazy idea.
249
00:23:03,126 --> 00:23:06,791
- I think it's brilliant.
- From here I go to the Bunkers'.
250
00:23:06,963 --> 00:23:09,999
I'll portage through the
riding ring to the Hallorans'.
251
00:23:10,216 --> 00:23:12,921
- Got it all mapped out.
- What are you doing it for?
252
00:23:13,136 --> 00:23:16,220
- Why do you want to?
- I think it's original.
253
00:23:16,431 --> 00:23:20,808
As if he's an explorer
or something.
254
00:23:22,771 --> 00:23:25,725
I mean, I think it's an adventure.
255
00:23:26,649 --> 00:23:28,393
Come with me.
256
00:23:30,070 --> 00:23:32,857
- Well, gee, I...
- Come on, live a little.
257
00:23:33,031 --> 00:23:34,442
I don't know if...
258
00:23:34,616 --> 00:23:38,448
We'll explore the torrential
headwaters of the Lucinda River.
259
00:23:43,208 --> 00:23:45,699
All right, I will.
260
00:23:48,463 --> 00:23:51,084
Ready! Go!
261
00:24:23,832 --> 00:24:25,908
- It's funny.
- What?
262
00:24:26,084 --> 00:24:30,034
- Marigolds. This time of the year.
- They're all over.
263
00:24:30,213 --> 00:24:35,552
- Well, they usually bloom later.
- They're lovely. I love the colours.
264
00:24:38,138 --> 00:24:39,929
Mr. Merrill?
265
00:24:40,724 --> 00:24:45,101
What did you mean before? All
that about my coming to babysit.
266
00:24:45,270 --> 00:24:50,810
Coming over to babysit? I was
just joking. I was teasing you.
267
00:24:50,984 --> 00:24:52,775
Gee, I wondered.
268
00:24:53,111 --> 00:24:55,780
You used to be such
a shy little kid.
269
00:24:55,947 --> 00:25:00,574
You always brought schoolbooks.
You always dropped pencils and things.
270
00:25:00,744 --> 00:25:03,069
And you never had a word to say.
271
00:25:03,246 --> 00:25:06,366
- I thought plenty, though.
- About what?
272
00:25:06,541 --> 00:25:10,373
- Oh, daydreamed.
- What about?
273
00:25:10,545 --> 00:25:13,499
- Lots of things.
- What sort of things?
274
00:25:13,673 --> 00:25:19,178
- It's so silly, it was such kid stuff.
- Come on, tell me.
275
00:25:19,804 --> 00:25:23,636
I bet you never knew
I had a big crush on you.
276
00:25:23,808 --> 00:25:25,386
You did?
277
00:25:25,602 --> 00:25:30,727
- I was mad about you, out of my head!
- You were?
278
00:25:31,066 --> 00:25:35,443
If Mrs. Merrill called me to
babysit, even at the last minute...
279
00:25:35,612 --> 00:25:39,360
...I'd cancel out whoever I promised
and come to your house instead.
280
00:25:39,532 --> 00:25:41,905
You must have lost
a lot of customers.
281
00:25:42,077 --> 00:25:47,949
I'd spend an hour getting myself fixed
up. My mother thought I was nuts.
282
00:25:48,124 --> 00:25:52,336
I mean, I was just a kid to
you, but you were a god to me.
283
00:25:52,504 --> 00:25:57,082
- Now you're putting me on.
- Know what I'd do as the girls slept?
284
00:25:57,258 --> 00:26:01,755
I'd go up to your room and open
your closet and touch your suits.
285
00:26:01,930 --> 00:26:07,434
Then I'd go into your bathroom and
smell your shaving lotion. One time...
286
00:26:07,602 --> 00:26:10,223
- This is a terrible thing to admit.
- Tell me.
287
00:26:10,397 --> 00:26:12,638
I stole one of your shirts.
288
00:26:12,816 --> 00:26:17,394
Then when I was doing my homework
up in my room, I'd put it on.
289
00:26:17,570 --> 00:26:20,607
It made me feel as if
you were all around me.
290
00:26:20,782 --> 00:26:23,617
Julie, I didn't know.
291
00:26:23,785 --> 00:26:27,948
And when you'd drive me home
at night, I'd pretend like mad.
292
00:26:28,123 --> 00:26:31,657
Pretend what? What was
it you used to pretend?
293
00:26:31,835 --> 00:26:36,544
I... After all, I was just
a child in those days.
294
00:26:36,715 --> 00:26:38,339
I want to know.
295
00:26:40,093 --> 00:26:45,336
That you were desperately
in love with me.
296
00:26:45,515 --> 00:26:49,679
You were too honourable to say so,
because you were married.
297
00:26:49,894 --> 00:26:54,437
So I had to go to Paris. You
know, put an ocean between us.
298
00:26:54,607 --> 00:26:59,602
And no matter how many divine
Frenchmen begged me, I'd never marry.
299
00:26:59,779 --> 00:27:06,363
I'd just live there, all pale and
mysterious, huge tragic artist.
300
00:27:07,078 --> 00:27:11,787
And then one night,
I'd be in some club.
301
00:27:11,958 --> 00:27:16,419
A fabulous Paris gown.
I'd see you at the door.
302
00:27:16,588 --> 00:27:21,795
Tall, distinguished,
a little grey at the temples.
303
00:27:21,968 --> 00:27:26,345
I pretended your eyes would
burn into me across this room.
304
00:27:26,514 --> 00:27:32,434
Suddenly, there'd be a hush.
And everyone would look at me.
305
00:27:32,604 --> 00:27:38,440
And then I'd just stand
up and float towards you.
306
00:27:40,195 --> 00:27:42,982
- And then what?
- That's all.
307
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:51,949
- Julie, I don't know what to say.
- I told you. I was a real spooky kid.
308
00:28:03,176 --> 00:28:05,881
The Bunkers must be having a party.
309
00:28:17,482 --> 00:28:20,768
How bonny are the banks
of the Lucinda River.
310
00:28:20,944 --> 00:28:23,945
I knew we'd find friends
all along the way.
311
00:28:29,369 --> 00:28:30,911
Neddy!
312
00:28:31,913 --> 00:28:35,412
Enid. This is Julie Ann
Hooper, our babysitter.
313
00:28:35,583 --> 00:28:38,668
I lost her for a while.
But I found her again.
314
00:28:38,837 --> 00:28:41,043
How fortunate for you, darling.
315
00:28:41,214 --> 00:28:44,417
What a lovely dress.
You look ravishing.
316
00:28:44,592 --> 00:28:47,759
Ned, what a treat to have you here.
317
00:28:47,929 --> 00:28:50,965
I see Roger's the life
of the party as usual.
318
00:28:51,141 --> 00:28:55,684
He started all by himself at brunch.
I guess it caught up with him.
319
00:28:55,895 --> 00:29:00,107
Neddy, tell me everything.
I want to know all about you.
320
00:29:00,275 --> 00:29:01,650
Enid.
321
00:29:03,069 --> 00:29:06,319
Look who's there!
Get yourself a drink.
322
00:29:06,531 --> 00:29:09,900
We'll have one quick one
to appease the natives.
323
00:29:10,493 --> 00:29:12,652
- Neddy!
- Hi, honeybunch.
324
00:29:12,829 --> 00:29:16,874
- To think I nearly didn't get here.
- Ned, you old fossil. How are you?
325
00:29:17,042 --> 00:29:18,536
Great. Just great.
326
00:29:18,710 --> 00:29:21,711
- Ned! My God, it's been a dog's age.
- Rusty.
327
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:24,715
- Let's have a game of golf. Soon.
- Darling!
328
00:29:25,341 --> 00:29:31,012
- Is it undiplomatic to ask of Lucinda?
- She's great. And bring your money.
329
00:29:31,681 --> 00:29:35,761
- Neddy! Neddy, darling.
- I'm John.
330
00:29:35,935 --> 00:29:39,387
We want to see you. Lucinda
will call. How you doing?
331
00:29:39,564 --> 00:29:41,272
Great, great.
332
00:29:42,734 --> 00:29:45,355
- My God, Neddy Merrill.
- Freddy Preston.
333
00:29:45,528 --> 00:29:50,689
Marvellous to see you. We missed
you. I expected you'd be on Xanadu.
334
00:29:50,867 --> 00:29:53,239
- I'll have to call Willie.
- Good show.
335
00:29:53,453 --> 00:29:55,991
- Mr. Merrill.
- Hi, Stanley. How's Inez?
336
00:29:56,164 --> 00:29:59,035
- She'll be glad to see you.
- She's my girl.
337
00:29:59,209 --> 00:30:03,538
- Yes, sir. What may I get you?
- Dom Perignon. That's for us.
338
00:30:03,713 --> 00:30:05,255
Yes, sir.
339
00:30:06,174 --> 00:30:09,543
- Ever drink champagne?
- Once at a birthday party.
340
00:30:13,932 --> 00:30:16,968
A boy drank it out of my slipper.
341
00:30:19,562 --> 00:30:22,314
Here's to sugar on
our strawberries.
342
00:30:38,957 --> 00:30:41,708
- Ned, my God.
- Brian. How are you, Brian?
343
00:30:41,876 --> 00:30:43,869
I feel rotten I didn't call.
344
00:30:44,045 --> 00:30:47,960
I've been so damn busy. I don't
know where the time goes.
345
00:30:48,133 --> 00:30:50,421
- Let's have lunch this week.
- Okay.
346
00:30:50,593 --> 00:30:54,461
I wanted to tell you. That
was a stinking thing to do.
347
00:30:54,639 --> 00:30:57,889
- What they pulled at your place.
- What's that?
348
00:30:58,059 --> 00:31:02,887
Well, now I don't care how big
a firecracker this new guy was.
349
00:31:03,064 --> 00:31:06,433
Well, brother, that
story really jolted me.
350
00:31:06,609 --> 00:31:12,196
I thought, what if a young smart-ass
comes to our shop and does that?
351
00:31:12,365 --> 00:31:15,781
Let's hear from you, huh?
Ring me at the office.
352
00:31:18,246 --> 00:31:19,989
Beautiful Cynthia.
353
00:31:20,165 --> 00:31:24,114
- Neddy. Darling!
- Hi, where's Carter?
354
00:31:24,294 --> 00:31:27,081
Well, haven't you heard?
We've separated.
355
00:31:27,255 --> 00:31:30,126
This is Julie Ann Hooper,
our babysitter.
356
00:31:30,300 --> 00:31:34,511
- Run along to your babies, dear.
- She's with me.
357
00:31:34,679 --> 00:31:39,922
- We're swimming across the county.
- How healthy and young of you.
358
00:31:40,894 --> 00:31:43,848
Now, who else could
wear a dress like this?
359
00:31:44,022 --> 00:31:48,483
Why don't you come over
tonight for dinner?
360
00:31:48,693 --> 00:31:50,271
I'd love to.
361
00:31:51,029 --> 00:31:53,354
If Lucinda hasn't made a date.
362
00:31:53,531 --> 00:31:57,481
Lucinda! Well, congratulations.
363
00:31:59,537 --> 00:32:01,032
- Ned.
- Denny boy!
364
00:32:01,206 --> 00:32:04,372
Why not leave some phone numbers?
I've tried to reach you.
365
00:32:04,584 --> 00:32:06,244
I've heard of an opening.
366
00:32:06,419 --> 00:32:08,744
Perfect for you. Your experience.
367
00:32:08,922 --> 00:32:12,291
Small place, but these
two guys are creative.
368
00:32:12,467 --> 00:32:14,543
- Say hello to Julie Ann.
- Hello.
369
00:32:14,719 --> 00:32:20,971
They have a reputation for originality.
Approach them right, take a cut.
370
00:32:21,142 --> 00:32:22,886
Take a cut?
371
00:32:24,354 --> 00:32:28,304
Now, look here, Ned. You don't
have to pretend with me.
372
00:32:36,574 --> 00:32:39,279
Set! Go!
373
00:35:54,439 --> 00:35:56,728
Did you hurt yourself?
374
00:35:56,900 --> 00:36:00,150
It's nothing. Bad takeoff.
375
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:02,727
Let's go and sit down somewhere.
376
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:15,041
- Does it hurt?
- No, it's all right.
377
00:36:15,210 --> 00:36:16,953
What sort of a job do you have?
378
00:36:17,128 --> 00:36:20,628
Secretary. We're the largest office
supply company in New York.
379
00:36:20,799 --> 00:36:24,547
- I've never run into you on the train.
- I take the 7:22.
380
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:28,634
- I'm first in, so I make the coffee.
- A friendly office?
381
00:36:28,807 --> 00:36:32,306
Two girls want to get an
apartment after our raises.
382
00:36:32,477 --> 00:36:37,435
- Watch out, it's a big wicked city.
- I know. I've had some experiences.
383
00:36:37,607 --> 00:36:39,267
- Like what?
- Well...
384
00:36:39,442 --> 00:36:43,392
...one morning I was making
coffee and looked out the window.
385
00:36:43,571 --> 00:36:46,738
There's an apartment
building across the court.
386
00:36:46,908 --> 00:36:53,361
This man was standing in his window,
looking at me. He was stark naked.
387
00:36:53,581 --> 00:36:57,531
- That's terrible.
- I just stood there looking at him.
388
00:36:57,711 --> 00:37:00,462
You ought to report
that to somebody.
389
00:37:00,630 --> 00:37:04,165
He's never been there again.
I check every morning.
390
00:37:04,426 --> 00:37:06,751
There's a lot of nuts around.
391
00:37:07,137 --> 00:37:11,181
Another time, my boss sent me
to deliver some record books.
392
00:37:11,349 --> 00:37:17,019
I got into an elevator and pressed 26.
Then a man got in and he pressed 27.
393
00:37:17,188 --> 00:37:20,059
The door closed and the
elevator started up.
394
00:37:20,233 --> 00:37:23,898
This man came right over and
kissed me on the mouth.
395
00:37:24,070 --> 00:37:26,692
- What'd you do?
- I dropped the books.
396
00:37:26,865 --> 00:37:28,193
Then what happened?
397
00:37:28,324 --> 00:37:30,116
He picked them up,
gave them to me.
398
00:37:30,285 --> 00:37:33,985
The door opened on the
26th floor, and I got out.
399
00:37:34,706 --> 00:37:38,786
Can you imagine?
A building on Park Avenue?
400
00:37:44,382 --> 00:37:47,087
That belly is like a heap of wheat.
401
00:37:47,260 --> 00:37:50,214
Fenced about with lilies.
402
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:54,929
That's from the Bible, isn't it?
403
00:37:55,101 --> 00:37:56,975
Song of Solomon.
404
00:37:57,228 --> 00:38:02,305
As a little girl in Sunday school,
they never mentioned that part.
405
00:38:05,362 --> 00:38:08,446
You still are a little
girl in Sunday school.
406
00:38:10,492 --> 00:38:12,947
You know, Julie,
I've been thinking.
407
00:38:13,870 --> 00:38:15,863
I could...
408
00:38:16,289 --> 00:38:19,492
I could meet you in the morning
and take you to your office.
409
00:38:19,667 --> 00:38:24,164
If you had to go out on an errand,
call me and I'd go with you.
410
00:38:24,464 --> 00:38:27,714
I'd pick you up every day at
noon and we'd have lunch.
411
00:38:28,927 --> 00:38:32,343
That's what I'll do, Julie.
I'll take care of you.
412
00:38:33,556 --> 00:38:37,008
Well, gee, Mr. Merrill, I...
413
00:38:37,185 --> 00:38:40,305
I don't think that would
work out too well.
414
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:44,098
I have a boyfriend.
He's a very jealous type.
415
00:38:44,275 --> 00:38:46,980
If I just look at anybody
else, he has a fit.
416
00:38:47,153 --> 00:38:50,736
He's a very high-strung person.
He has so many problems!
417
00:38:50,907 --> 00:38:52,781
What sort of problems?
418
00:38:52,951 --> 00:38:57,494
His mother. He says she's
a very sensuous woman.
419
00:38:57,664 --> 00:38:59,241
He says she has lovers.
420
00:38:59,416 --> 00:39:02,333
He's not even 100-percent
sure he's legitimate.
421
00:39:02,502 --> 00:39:05,456
He's taking it out on the
whole United States.
422
00:39:05,630 --> 00:39:09,379
- Where did you meet this boy?
- Through a computer.
423
00:39:09,551 --> 00:39:11,923
- A computer?
- Yeah, it's a joke.
424
00:39:12,095 --> 00:39:16,258
All the kids are doing it. You fill out
this questionnaire, send in $3...
425
00:39:16,433 --> 00:39:20,477
...and they send you the phone
numbers of three ideal mates.
426
00:39:20,645 --> 00:39:23,266
He was the first one I called.
427
00:39:24,190 --> 00:39:26,432
How'd you meet Mrs. Merrill?
428
00:39:26,609 --> 00:39:29,017
I...
429
00:39:29,404 --> 00:39:33,271
On a boat, going to
Europe one summer.
430
00:39:33,450 --> 00:39:38,112
I was with a bunch of
students down in steerage.
431
00:39:38,288 --> 00:39:42,286
I sneaked up to the first-class
salon, and there she was.
432
00:39:42,459 --> 00:39:45,032
How romantic and old-fashioned.
433
00:39:45,211 --> 00:39:48,378
Now, wait a minute.
It wasn't that long ago.
434
00:39:48,548 --> 00:39:54,669
Well, it sounds so much more
passionate than a computer.
435
00:40:01,728 --> 00:40:05,428
That shirt of mine, Julie.
Do you still have it?
436
00:40:05,607 --> 00:40:07,599
No.
437
00:40:07,776 --> 00:40:10,563
Well, after a while, I...
438
00:40:10,987 --> 00:40:14,107
I decided it was just a shirt.
439
00:40:16,785 --> 00:40:22,787
You had so many shirts, I didn't
think you'd miss it or anything.
440
00:40:23,208 --> 00:40:24,702
Do you mind?
441
00:40:25,168 --> 00:40:27,576
No, but I wish...
442
00:40:28,296 --> 00:40:30,455
I wish you'd told me how you felt.
443
00:40:30,632 --> 00:40:32,589
I couldn't.
444
00:40:33,176 --> 00:40:35,845
I would have died.
445
00:40:36,012 --> 00:40:38,384
There's so little
love in the world.
446
00:40:38,556 --> 00:40:41,391
When it's kept a secret,
it's wasted, see?
447
00:40:45,438 --> 00:40:47,478
You're very precious to me.
448
00:40:48,233 --> 00:40:51,234
I won't let you ever
get scared or hurt.
449
00:40:51,403 --> 00:40:54,320
If there's anything
you want, come to me.
450
00:40:54,823 --> 00:40:58,441
- I'll be your guardian angel.
- Mr. Merrill, I...
451
00:40:58,910 --> 00:41:00,190
Julie.
452
00:41:01,538 --> 00:41:04,574
Julie! Julie!
453
00:41:36,823 --> 00:41:38,650
Hi, Steve.
454
00:41:42,287 --> 00:41:44,363
- Well, you're not Steve.
- No.
455
00:41:44,539 --> 00:41:46,282
How are you, Mr. Merrill?
456
00:41:46,458 --> 00:41:48,616
- I'm a friend of the Hallorans.
- I know.
457
00:41:48,793 --> 00:41:51,082
- Mind if I ride up with you?
- Not at all.
458
00:41:51,254 --> 00:41:52,914
Don't bother.
459
00:41:56,301 --> 00:41:58,258
Thank you.
460
00:42:07,604 --> 00:42:10,770
How long you been driving
for the Hallorans?
461
00:42:10,940 --> 00:42:13,610
Going on a couple of years now.
462
00:42:15,528 --> 00:42:20,736
- What happened to Steve?
- I'm afraid I don't know.
463
00:42:23,244 --> 00:42:27,289
Man, what a character. Did he
mangle the English language!
464
00:42:27,457 --> 00:42:30,374
We told him he should
be on television.
465
00:42:33,505 --> 00:42:37,454
Big bass voice, you should've
heard that guy sing.
466
00:42:38,051 --> 00:42:41,502
- And a natural sense of rhythm?
- Yeah, that's right.
467
00:42:48,645 --> 00:42:52,096
- I'll take them the paper.
- Thank you.
468
00:42:52,273 --> 00:42:54,017
Thank you for the lift.
469
00:42:54,192 --> 00:42:57,608
And my apologies. I don't know
why I thought you were Steve.
470
00:42:57,779 --> 00:42:59,736
That's okay.
471
00:43:19,050 --> 00:43:21,720
Hello? Oh, hello, honey.
472
00:43:21,886 --> 00:43:24,212
Tell her to hurry.
They'll miss the sun.
473
00:43:25,849 --> 00:43:29,798
She refuses to bring the children
unless we put on our suits.
474
00:43:30,145 --> 00:43:33,596
After the way we raised her?
What's the matter with her?
475
00:43:33,773 --> 00:43:38,601
After the way we raised you?
What's the matter with you, honey?
476
00:43:38,945 --> 00:43:42,563
She says they're her children,
and she'll raise them her way.
477
00:43:42,741 --> 00:43:47,735
- They'll end up repressed.
- Mummy says they'll end up repressed.
478
00:43:52,208 --> 00:43:54,534
She's not going to
bring the children.
479
00:43:57,797 --> 00:44:01,795
Good heavens! It's Neddy Merrill.
480
00:44:04,971 --> 00:44:09,550
- I wonder if he's come to ask us again.
- He'll get the same answer.
481
00:44:09,726 --> 00:44:14,269
- Oh, dear. It seems a little mean.
- He's not going to get a penny.
482
00:44:14,439 --> 00:44:16,313
Couldn't we help him a little?
483
00:44:16,483 --> 00:44:19,056
For old times' sake?
After all, he's a friend.
484
00:44:19,235 --> 00:44:21,643
Friends are not deductible.
485
00:44:21,821 --> 00:44:24,110
- Hello, Neddy dear!
- How are you, my boy?
486
00:44:24,282 --> 00:44:28,114
- I'm swimming across the county.
- I didn't know one could.
487
00:44:28,286 --> 00:44:32,498
- I met your new chauffeur.
- Nice boy. Sense of personal worth.
488
00:44:32,665 --> 00:44:37,956
- I got a lot of laughs out of Steve.
- Steve had no sense of personal worth.
489
00:44:38,129 --> 00:44:39,244
What does it say?
490
00:44:39,422 --> 00:44:43,087
"At the zoning board meeting,
local property owners objected...
491
00:44:43,259 --> 00:44:47,506
...to the Halloran proposal on the basis
it would overcrowd public schools."
492
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:52,224
We petitioned to cut the Driscoll estate
into two-acre lots, instead of five.
493
00:44:52,394 --> 00:44:54,885
They're practically
calling us communists.
494
00:44:55,063 --> 00:44:59,939
- Sticks and stones, sticks and stones.
- It'll be a tough fight, Chester.
495
00:45:00,110 --> 00:45:04,736
- Why is that tree bare?
- Oh, that's an ash.
496
00:45:05,073 --> 00:45:06,697
Well, it must be blighted.
497
00:45:06,866 --> 00:45:11,861
No. Ashes are the last to get their
leaves and the first to lose them.
498
00:45:12,163 --> 00:45:15,117
Overcrowding the public
schools, indeed.
499
00:45:15,291 --> 00:45:19,870
As though people with two acres
propagate more than people with five.
500
00:45:20,046 --> 00:45:22,668
That's not even a biological fact.
501
00:45:22,841 --> 00:45:27,835
- Safari Ball. Put me down for a table.
- Oh, Neddy.
502
00:45:28,012 --> 00:45:32,093
What's the matter? Don't I
always support your benefits?
503
00:45:32,267 --> 00:45:37,344
- A table costs $1000.
- Okay, put me down.
504
00:45:48,908 --> 00:45:54,247
By the way, my boy, I was awfully
sorry that we couldn't be of help.
505
00:45:54,414 --> 00:45:56,987
I don't recall asking you for help.
506
00:45:57,167 --> 00:45:59,574
How are Lucinda and the girls?
507
00:45:59,753 --> 00:46:03,501
Lucinda's fine and the girls
are home playing tennis.
508
00:46:06,384 --> 00:46:09,670
Now, if you don't mind,
I think I'll get wet.
509
00:46:15,310 --> 00:46:20,517
- Didn't ask for any money after all.
- Just wait.
510
00:46:31,618 --> 00:46:34,025
He must be back on his feet.
511
00:46:36,247 --> 00:46:38,869
He bought a whole table, didn't he?
512
00:47:08,321 --> 00:47:10,990
- Hi.
- Hi.
513
00:47:11,157 --> 00:47:16,365
- I bet your name's Gilmartin.
- Kevin Gilmartin Jr., after my father.
514
00:47:16,538 --> 00:47:20,072
My mother says I've got
a lot to live down.
515
00:47:20,709 --> 00:47:22,666
How about giving me a cup?
516
00:47:22,836 --> 00:47:26,335
- It's 10 cents.
- I'll owe it to you.
517
00:47:26,506 --> 00:47:31,132
- How do I know I'll collect?
- I'll drop around tomorrow and pay you.
518
00:47:31,302 --> 00:47:35,300
Scout's honour. Well,
I look honest, don't I?
519
00:47:39,102 --> 00:47:40,976
Thanks.
520
00:47:45,191 --> 00:47:46,983
You're shivering.
521
00:47:47,152 --> 00:47:48,943
Is your mother home?
522
00:47:49,112 --> 00:47:54,106
She's in Europe. It's a honeymoon,
so she couldn't take me.
523
00:47:54,284 --> 00:47:57,819
- How's your father?
- He's in love with a manicurist.
524
00:47:57,996 --> 00:48:03,203
That's what Mother says. I have
to depend on her for information.
525
00:48:09,174 --> 00:48:12,044
- You alone here?
- There's a maid.
526
00:48:12,218 --> 00:48:17,639
I'm gonna invite you over to our house.
I've got two girls you can play with.
527
00:48:17,807 --> 00:48:20,345
- How big?
- Not much bigger than you.
528
00:48:20,518 --> 00:48:22,392
- Do you play with them?
- Sure.
529
00:48:22,562 --> 00:48:25,516
We play tennis and we go
bike riding together.
530
00:48:25,690 --> 00:48:30,648
- I have an English racing bike.
- Fine, bring it over. We'll race you.
531
00:48:31,571 --> 00:48:34,027
- Do you want another?
- No, thanks.
532
00:48:34,199 --> 00:48:35,776
You'll owe me 20 cents.
533
00:48:35,950 --> 00:48:39,651
I haven't time. I'm swimming home.
534
00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:45,121
- Do you mind if I use your pool?
- Not at all, but...
535
00:49:30,505 --> 00:49:34,455
Well, that does it.
That really does it.
536
00:49:41,266 --> 00:49:43,139
My whole project is ruined.
537
00:49:43,309 --> 00:49:46,513
They emptied the pool because
I'm not a good swimmer.
538
00:49:46,688 --> 00:49:50,768
I'm bad at sports. At school,
nobody wants me on their team.
539
00:49:50,942 --> 00:49:53,777
It's a lot better that way.
You take it from me.
540
00:49:53,945 --> 00:49:57,895
At first, it's the end of the world
because you're not on the team.
541
00:49:58,074 --> 00:50:00,446
- Till you realize.
- Realize what?
542
00:50:00,785 --> 00:50:04,201
You realize that you're free.
You're your own man.
543
00:50:04,372 --> 00:50:08,370
No need to worry about being
captain and all that status stuff.
544
00:50:08,543 --> 00:50:12,457
They'd never elect me
captain in a million years.
545
00:50:12,630 --> 00:50:17,376
You're the captain of your soul.
That's what counts. Know what I mean?
546
00:50:19,179 --> 00:50:21,255
There's one thing I could do.
547
00:50:21,431 --> 00:50:25,594
I could get in and make believe
I'm swimming across the pool.
548
00:50:25,769 --> 00:50:27,845
But that's kind of
cheating, isn't it?
549
00:50:28,021 --> 00:50:31,472
Not if I did all the strokes exactly
as if I were in the water.
550
00:50:31,649 --> 00:50:34,769
- Hey, that's a good idea!
- Let's do it.
551
00:50:38,656 --> 00:50:41,064
Now, there are three
things to remember:
552
00:50:41,242 --> 00:50:43,282
Relax...
553
00:50:43,995 --> 00:50:48,159
...reach and follow
through. That's it.
554
00:50:48,333 --> 00:50:51,002
Okay, let's start with the crawl.
555
00:50:56,633 --> 00:50:59,587
Hey, you got pretty good form.
556
00:51:00,178 --> 00:51:05,089
I've had lots of lessons. It's
just that I'm afraid of the water.
557
00:51:05,266 --> 00:51:10,142
Okay, over on your back. That's it.
558
00:51:10,313 --> 00:51:12,721
You know what we do in the winter?
559
00:51:12,899 --> 00:51:15,686
We flood our tennis courts
and ice-skate on them.
560
00:51:15,860 --> 00:51:21,484
Those kids of mine look so damn cute.
Like elves in their red stocking caps.
561
00:51:21,658 --> 00:51:25,442
- I don't know how to skate.
- You come over, we'll teach you.
562
00:51:25,620 --> 00:51:28,870
- Then we'll have a game of hockey.
- Okay.
563
00:51:29,332 --> 00:51:34,671
Breaststroke. Yes, sir, those kids
of mine think I got all the answers.
564
00:51:34,838 --> 00:51:38,420
Those kids of mine think
I'm just about it.
565
00:51:43,763 --> 00:51:48,141
I've done it! It's the first time
I've ever swum a whole lane!
566
00:51:48,309 --> 00:51:50,349
Congratulations.
567
00:51:57,444 --> 00:52:00,943
I suppose it doesn't count,
though, because there's no water.
568
00:52:01,114 --> 00:52:04,281
- For us there was.
- But that's a lie, isn't it?
569
00:52:04,451 --> 00:52:09,528
No. You see, if you make believe hard
enough that something is true...
570
00:52:09,706 --> 00:52:11,663
...then it is true for you.
571
00:52:11,833 --> 00:52:15,831
- Let's do it again.
- I gotta be going.
572
00:52:16,671 --> 00:52:20,503
- Oh, come on, please?
- It's getting late.
573
00:52:21,051 --> 00:52:26,092
- I'm sorry, I'd like to, but...
- If you're gonna leave, then leave.
574
00:52:29,017 --> 00:52:33,928
I'll give you a ring tomorrow.
About coming over.
575
00:53:04,386 --> 00:53:07,470
- What's the matter?
- I thought you were gonna dive.
576
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:12,389
You thought I was gonna dive?
There's no water in the pool.
577
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:15,478
Well, so long again.
578
00:54:28,178 --> 00:54:31,344
Ain't it a bitch, huh?
You ever seen anything like it?
579
00:54:31,514 --> 00:54:36,472
Fifteen tons, 30,000 pounds of
structured aluminium and clear plastic.
580
00:54:58,458 --> 00:55:02,586
So there we are, bare-assed,
and we jump in the pool.
581
00:55:02,754 --> 00:55:08,045
It's all steamy and warm, and the
snowflakes are floating down...
582
00:55:08,218 --> 00:55:13,378
...and the hi-fi system is playing
and Grace and I are on our backs...
583
00:55:13,556 --> 00:55:17,388
...just bobbing along
and I says to Grace:
584
00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:21,724
Well, this party has everything,
including a gatecrasher.
585
00:55:22,607 --> 00:55:25,145
I was hoping you'd
be glad to see me.
586
00:55:25,318 --> 00:55:29,067
You never came when I invited you.
Why should I be glad now?
587
00:55:29,239 --> 00:55:34,577
- Well, I thought, better late than never.
- You thought wrong, buster.
588
00:55:34,744 --> 00:55:38,576
As one of your more
distinguished gatecrashers...
589
00:55:38,748 --> 00:55:40,540
...do I rate a drink?
590
00:55:40,709 --> 00:55:42,500
Suit yourself.
591
00:55:54,973 --> 00:55:58,472
- You're new around here, aren't you?
- What do you mean, new?
592
00:55:58,643 --> 00:56:03,435
- It's just I haven't seen you at parties.
- I haven't seen you neither.
593
00:56:04,190 --> 00:56:09,185
I'll have a gin on the rocks, please.
When you have a chance.
594
00:56:11,197 --> 00:56:14,981
Here I am again, Leroy.
Fill 'er up.
595
00:56:15,869 --> 00:56:18,324
Some big deal, huh?
596
00:56:18,872 --> 00:56:23,581
Boy, you sure gotta like swimming
to go in for this expenditure.
597
00:56:24,461 --> 00:56:28,126
You look like the type that
goes in for swimming, huh?
598
00:56:28,298 --> 00:56:32,378
Why not? When the world is so
generously supplied with water.
599
00:56:32,552 --> 00:56:36,929
I'm not a maniac about it. Tell you
the truth, it's murder on my hair.
600
00:56:37,098 --> 00:56:39,055
Lovely hair.
601
00:56:41,186 --> 00:56:43,143
Thank you.
602
00:56:44,314 --> 00:56:48,394
You a neighbour from around here?
603
00:56:50,111 --> 00:56:52,020
No.
604
00:56:52,197 --> 00:56:55,114
You a friend of the Biswangers?
605
00:56:55,909 --> 00:56:59,491
They're not even on our
Christmas card list.
606
00:57:00,872 --> 00:57:02,995
Then what are you?
607
00:57:04,834 --> 00:57:06,957
I'm an explorer.
608
00:57:07,128 --> 00:57:12,585
- No, I mean, what are you doing here?
- I'm swimming home.
609
00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:19,305
You married?
610
00:57:19,474 --> 00:57:23,935
- What's that got to do with it?
- You're divorced? What?
611
00:57:26,731 --> 00:57:29,056
Do you want to come with me?
612
00:57:29,234 --> 00:57:34,275
- Where?
- Along a river of sapphire pools.
613
00:57:35,740 --> 00:57:40,153
- I never heard anyone talk like you.
- Come with me, be my love.
614
00:57:40,328 --> 00:57:42,902
- That I've heard before.
- Not from me.
615
00:57:43,081 --> 00:57:46,746
- You're no different than any other guy.
- But I am.
616
00:57:46,918 --> 00:57:51,960
I'm a very special human being.
Noble and splendid.
617
00:57:54,509 --> 00:57:57,000
Come on, Joan.
618
00:58:46,102 --> 00:58:47,846
Hey, wait a minute.
619
00:58:48,938 --> 00:58:51,264
This looks like my wagon.
620
00:58:54,194 --> 00:58:57,148
I'm sure this is my wagon.
621
00:59:00,450 --> 00:59:02,359
This is my wagon.
622
00:59:02,535 --> 00:59:05,109
I wheel my kids around
in it. You see that?
623
00:59:05,288 --> 00:59:09,701
That's where Ella put her foot through,
and I mended it with plywood.
624
00:59:09,876 --> 00:59:12,830
This is my wagon, man.
625
00:59:13,088 --> 00:59:16,291
- What's the trouble here?
- This is my hot dog wagon.
626
00:59:16,466 --> 00:59:18,624
- We bought it.
- You bought it?
627
00:59:18,802 --> 00:59:22,301
- At a white elephant sale.
- What the hell was it doing there?
628
00:59:22,472 --> 00:59:25,722
- Your wife must have donated it.
- She had no right.
629
00:59:25,892 --> 00:59:29,391
- She knows I'm crazy about this thing.
- Take it up with her.
630
00:59:29,562 --> 00:59:31,935
- I'll buy it back from you.
- Not interested.
631
00:59:32,107 --> 00:59:35,522
I'll give you twice what you
paid for it. I'll give you $100.
632
00:59:35,694 --> 00:59:38,398
A hundred dollars?
For that piece of junk?
633
00:59:38,571 --> 00:59:42,355
I wanna buy this wagon back.
Name a price, I'll send you a check.
634
00:59:42,534 --> 00:59:45,155
He'll send me a check.
635
00:59:45,495 --> 00:59:48,745
- I'm taking this thing home with me.
- Hands off, you.
636
00:59:48,915 --> 00:59:52,664
You crashed in,
now crash the hell out.
637
00:59:53,211 --> 00:59:54,539
Go on, beat it!
638
01:00:06,766 --> 01:00:09,340
I'll have my lawyers
get in touch with you.
639
01:00:09,519 --> 01:00:10,847
Yeah, you do that.
640
01:01:48,410 --> 01:01:50,568
What are you doing here?
641
01:01:50,745 --> 01:01:54,197
- What a great suit. New?
- Last year's.
642
01:01:54,874 --> 01:01:58,208
- I don't remember that suit.
- You weren't around last year.
643
01:01:58,378 --> 01:02:00,620
God, you look sensational.
644
01:02:01,464 --> 01:02:05,794
- What the hell are you doing here?
- I'm swimming home.
645
01:02:05,969 --> 01:02:09,089
- You're what?
- Pool by pool, across the county.
646
01:02:09,264 --> 01:02:11,969
Good Christ, Ned,
will you ever grow up?
647
01:02:13,560 --> 01:02:15,599
- Let me try.
- No.
648
01:02:16,521 --> 01:02:18,893
Please, let me.
649
01:02:24,112 --> 01:02:27,563
When I was a Boy Scout,
I passed the first-aid test...
650
01:02:27,741 --> 01:02:30,991
...but there wasn't much
in it about splinters.
651
01:02:31,161 --> 01:02:35,906
Now, if you broke something,
I could make you a beautiful splint.
652
01:02:40,670 --> 01:02:42,746
I'm sorry.
653
01:02:48,303 --> 01:02:51,387
There we are. A regular redwood.
654
01:02:51,556 --> 01:02:55,055
Cut a hole in it, you could
drive a car through.
655
01:03:01,524 --> 01:03:05,392
- What did you do that for?
- Keep away from me, will you, please?
656
01:03:05,570 --> 01:03:10,197
You must be crazy. Everybody's
gone crazy today.
657
01:03:10,367 --> 01:03:15,443
I just came from the Biswangers'.
They snubbed me.
658
01:03:15,622 --> 01:03:18,160
Everybody at their
party snubbed me.
659
01:03:19,709 --> 01:03:22,794
They've even got my hot dog wagon.
660
01:03:23,088 --> 01:03:24,463
Your wagon?
661
01:03:24,631 --> 01:03:27,916
I painted it myself and put
the little umbrella up.
662
01:03:28,093 --> 01:03:31,093
I always kept it in the
playroom, remember?
663
01:03:31,262 --> 01:03:34,180
I've never been to
your house, remember?
664
01:03:36,393 --> 01:03:40,093
God, I'm tired. You
mind if I have a drink?
665
01:03:40,271 --> 01:03:42,264
All right.
666
01:03:46,736 --> 01:03:51,066
- How about you, you want a bullshot?
- No, thank you.
667
01:03:51,449 --> 01:03:56,444
Oh, come on, now. You
love the way I make them.
668
01:03:59,165 --> 01:04:02,036
We are running out of Tabasco.
669
01:04:02,877 --> 01:04:04,870
"We"?
670
01:04:05,338 --> 01:04:09,087
Aren't you a little
confused this afternoon?
671
01:04:12,762 --> 01:04:16,842
- How goes it in Never Never Land?
- What?
672
01:04:17,016 --> 01:04:21,346
Has the ideal all-American family
found happiness on the hill?
673
01:04:21,521 --> 01:04:22,552
The hill?
674
01:04:22,731 --> 01:04:26,396
I heard a rumour that you'd
changed your place of residence.
675
01:04:26,568 --> 01:04:29,023
Of course not, that's ridiculous.
676
01:04:30,196 --> 01:04:33,565
Well, how is the president of
the League of Women Voters?
677
01:04:33,742 --> 01:04:35,568
- Who?
- How is your wife?
678
01:04:35,744 --> 01:04:38,032
Oh, she's fine.
679
01:04:38,204 --> 01:04:41,408
I've been away so long I
haven't kept up with the news.
680
01:04:41,583 --> 01:04:46,209
I suppose by now all waitresses in
town must be certified nonvenereal.
681
01:04:46,379 --> 01:04:49,713
Last I heard that was your
wife's latest project:
682
01:04:49,883 --> 01:04:53,832
Physical checkups
for food handlers.
683
01:04:54,888 --> 01:04:57,675
Lucinda's always done a
lot of good in this town.
684
01:04:57,849 --> 01:05:01,681
She just didn't do so
good at home, did she?
685
01:05:14,240 --> 01:05:17,407
Here's to sugar on
our strawberries.
686
01:05:22,665 --> 01:05:24,705
Cheers.
687
01:05:30,131 --> 01:05:32,373
Remember last winter in Toronto?
688
01:05:32,550 --> 01:05:35,338
We called room service
and ordered bullshots.
689
01:05:35,512 --> 01:05:38,216
I wasn't in Toronto last winter.
690
01:05:39,808 --> 01:05:44,683
I came up for the opening of your
show. Remember how it snowed?
691
01:05:44,854 --> 01:05:49,315
I ordered a horse and sleigh to take
us from the hotel to the theatre.
692
01:05:49,484 --> 01:05:53,067
I haven't been in Toronto
in three years now.
693
01:05:54,114 --> 01:05:58,776
Was it Boston? What was the
name of that play in Boston?
694
01:05:58,952 --> 01:06:02,451
I came up on a Saturday, remember?
You faked a slipped disk.
695
01:06:02,622 --> 01:06:07,083
Your standby went on for the matinee.
I cured your aching back, didn't I?
696
01:06:07,252 --> 01:06:09,209
You bastard.
697
01:06:11,214 --> 01:06:15,378
Listen, Ned, I want you to get
out of here now, I mean it!
698
01:06:17,220 --> 01:06:20,007
- Why?
- I'm expecting someone.
699
01:06:20,348 --> 01:06:23,135
- Who?
- None of your business who.
700
01:06:27,021 --> 01:06:28,646
A man?
701
01:06:28,815 --> 01:06:32,480
Do you think I've been in a deep
freeze while you've played house?
702
01:06:32,652 --> 01:06:34,526
Yes, a man.
703
01:06:45,623 --> 01:06:47,830
I'm cold.
704
01:06:50,962 --> 01:06:54,413
What's the matter with that sun?
There's no heat in it.
705
01:07:02,849 --> 01:07:04,640
Shirley...
706
01:07:06,061 --> 01:07:08,137
...what happened?
707
01:07:08,855 --> 01:07:11,524
What happened to what?
708
01:07:13,151 --> 01:07:15,523
Nothing's turned out...
709
01:07:17,405 --> 01:07:21,273
Nothing's turned out the
way I thought it would.
710
01:07:21,451 --> 01:07:27,205
When I was a kid,
I used to believe in things.
711
01:07:27,791 --> 01:07:30,246
People seemed happier
when I was a kid.
712
01:07:30,418 --> 01:07:32,956
People used to love each other.
What happened?
713
01:07:33,129 --> 01:07:37,957
You got tossed out of your golden
playpen, that's what happened.
714
01:07:40,095 --> 01:07:45,681
My mother gave me 25 cents for
mowing the lawn around our house.
715
01:07:46,851 --> 01:07:49,769
Seems only a minute ago...
716
01:07:49,938 --> 01:07:52,689
...I could smell the grass.
717
01:07:54,442 --> 01:07:57,194
It's so fast.
718
01:07:58,363 --> 01:08:01,280
People grow up and then they...
719
01:08:03,284 --> 01:08:05,989
We're all gonna die, Shirley.
720
01:08:06,162 --> 01:08:09,329
That doesn't make
much sense, does it?
721
01:08:09,958 --> 01:08:11,666
Sometimes it does.
722
01:08:14,587 --> 01:08:18,371
Sometimes at 3:00 in the morning.
723
01:08:18,800 --> 01:08:22,667
Did you know I went to spy on you
once in the lobby of the theatre?
724
01:08:22,846 --> 01:08:26,843
- Spy on me?
- It was a long time ago.
725
01:08:27,392 --> 01:08:30,428
You were meeting your family
to take them to the ballet.
726
01:08:30,603 --> 01:08:34,684
I saw your daughters in their white
gloves and patent leather slippers...
727
01:08:34,983 --> 01:08:38,149
...and that aging Vassar-girl
wife of yours...
728
01:08:38,319 --> 01:08:41,155
...and her understated little suit.
729
01:08:41,322 --> 01:08:43,695
And you...
730
01:08:43,867 --> 01:08:50,486
There you were, shaking hands
with people, smiling, saying hello.
731
01:08:50,665 --> 01:08:54,663
One hour before that,
you'd been in bed with me.
732
01:08:55,628 --> 01:09:00,789
I put that smile on your face,
you damned hypocrite!
733
01:09:00,967 --> 01:09:03,043
I want you to get out of here now.
734
01:09:03,219 --> 01:09:07,928
Swim the pool, do whatever
you have to do, but get out.
735
01:09:12,479 --> 01:09:15,148
As soon as you tell me
who's coming over.
736
01:09:15,315 --> 01:09:17,770
I told you that's none
of your business.
737
01:09:17,942 --> 01:09:22,272
On a 10-point scale, how
would you rate him in bed?
738
01:09:33,500 --> 01:09:38,375
What did I do to you, Shirley?
I'm sorry for whatever I did.
739
01:09:38,546 --> 01:09:40,872
The usual red-blooded
married man thing.
740
01:09:41,049 --> 01:09:45,378
At lunch, you lectured me about the
duties of a father and a husband.
741
01:09:45,553 --> 01:09:49,633
It's a classic by now, reprinted
yearly in the Reader's Digest.
742
01:09:49,808 --> 01:09:51,136
I don't remember.
743
01:09:51,309 --> 01:09:55,770
It's the first really chic restaurant
you took me to in New York.
744
01:09:55,939 --> 01:09:59,059
Right out in front of
everyone who counts.
745
01:09:59,234 --> 01:10:02,400
- You cried.
- I also raised my voice.
746
01:10:02,570 --> 01:10:05,061
It tore me apart to see you crying.
747
01:10:05,240 --> 01:10:08,940
You chose that place because you
thought I wouldn't make a fuss...
748
01:10:09,119 --> 01:10:14,493
...in front of all those mink hats and
snobbish waiters and stylish fags.
749
01:10:14,666 --> 01:10:15,864
No, no.
750
01:10:16,042 --> 01:10:18,664
Did you really think you
could get rid of me...
751
01:10:18,837 --> 01:10:22,704
...in no more noise than the
sound of finger bowls tinkling?
752
01:10:22,882 --> 01:10:24,377
I loved you.
753
01:10:24,551 --> 01:10:27,042
I didn't know what to do.
754
01:10:27,512 --> 01:10:31,841
So you went back to your wife whom
you didn't love. Well, it figures.
755
01:10:32,016 --> 01:10:34,887
It's her real estate, she
owns all the pots and pans...
756
01:10:35,061 --> 01:10:37,813
...knows where all the
lost shirt buttons are.
757
01:10:37,981 --> 01:10:43,734
Why give up those comforts? Well,
I had a few comforts of my own.
758
01:10:43,903 --> 01:10:47,070
When you were on that train
back to Connecticut...
759
01:10:47,240 --> 01:10:50,324
...remember that groovy
bellhop in my hotel?
760
01:10:50,493 --> 01:10:53,909
- Absolutely primitive, no hang-ups.
- You're lying.
761
01:10:54,080 --> 01:10:56,287
You called me from the station.
762
01:10:56,458 --> 01:11:00,076
I put the phone on the pillow
between us so we both could listen.
763
01:11:00,253 --> 01:11:03,704
All that snivelling about your
innocent wife and children.
764
01:11:03,882 --> 01:11:06,883
We laughed so hard, we stuffed
the sheets in our mouths.
765
01:11:07,052 --> 01:11:09,044
You're lying.
766
01:11:09,971 --> 01:11:12,889
You'll never know, will you?
767
01:11:29,824 --> 01:11:32,150
Let me do your back.
768
01:11:34,120 --> 01:11:37,738
- No.
- Please let me.
769
01:11:53,223 --> 01:11:56,426
Shirley, let's go away
for a couple of weeks.
770
01:11:57,227 --> 01:12:00,512
I read about a great
old castle in Ireland.
771
01:12:00,688 --> 01:12:04,520
A real one, with a
moat and a drawbridge.
772
01:12:06,903 --> 01:12:11,150
Some king built it,
hundreds of years ago.
773
01:12:11,366 --> 01:12:15,529
It's an inn now with crazy
old four-posters...
774
01:12:16,037 --> 01:12:19,453
...and big soft beds with canopies.
775
01:12:19,999 --> 01:12:23,285
Ned, I want you to go away now.
776
01:12:26,965 --> 01:12:29,670
Will you come with me, Shirley?
777
01:12:33,054 --> 01:12:36,257
Do you really think it's that easy?
778
01:12:38,268 --> 01:12:42,479
Of course everything's always
been easy for you, hasn't it?
779
01:12:43,231 --> 01:12:47,359
You could always get
a cab in the rain...
780
01:12:47,527 --> 01:12:50,148
...a woman into bed.
781
01:12:51,406 --> 01:12:55,154
God knows I was
easy enough to get.
782
01:12:55,326 --> 01:12:57,568
You wore a blue slip...
783
01:12:58,204 --> 01:13:01,869
...with a safety pin holding
up your shoulder strap.
784
01:13:03,126 --> 01:13:06,293
I thought we were
going to make it.
785
01:13:06,963 --> 01:13:09,632
I really thought we
were going to make it.
786
01:13:09,799 --> 01:13:12,504
I kissed that safety pin.
787
01:13:14,387 --> 01:13:16,344
Ned, please don't.
788
01:13:28,109 --> 01:13:30,102
Shirley.
789
01:13:40,663 --> 01:13:43,451
I never meant to hurt you, Shirley.
790
01:13:46,836 --> 01:13:50,751
Please believe me. Please.
791
01:14:12,862 --> 01:14:15,614
What's the matter with you?
792
01:14:18,576 --> 01:14:20,818
I'll get you a sweater.
793
01:14:20,995 --> 01:14:22,869
No.
794
01:14:24,332 --> 01:14:29,160
- You must be catching something.
- How can I swim in a sweater?
795
01:14:29,337 --> 01:14:32,421
- Listen, I'll drive you home.
- No.
796
01:14:35,635 --> 01:14:37,877
I've got to swim home.
797
01:14:38,054 --> 01:14:44,258
- For the love of God, why?
- I've just got to. I've got to.
798
01:14:46,521 --> 01:14:49,273
- I'll go get the car.
- No!
799
01:14:49,441 --> 01:14:52,110
I can't go in a car.
It's impossible.
800
01:14:52,277 --> 01:14:54,316
How can I?
801
01:14:57,490 --> 01:14:59,779
Lucinda's waiting.
802
01:15:00,243 --> 01:15:03,694
The girls are home playing tennis.
803
01:15:04,247 --> 01:15:06,655
I'm swimming home.
804
01:15:08,251 --> 01:15:10,327
My God...
805
01:15:37,197 --> 01:15:40,981
Come with me.
Come with me, Shirley.
806
01:15:41,785 --> 01:15:44,988
- Ned, I can't.
- Please. Come with me.
807
01:15:45,163 --> 01:15:47,535
- Please don't.
- Shirley.
808
01:15:47,707 --> 01:15:51,290
- Leave me alone.
- You know you don't want me to.
809
01:15:51,461 --> 01:15:54,296
Please leave me alone.
810
01:15:55,799 --> 01:16:00,046
We made love together in this pool.
And you loved it, remember?
811
01:16:00,720 --> 01:16:05,429
- I lied.
- You loved it, Shirley. You loved it.
812
01:16:06,184 --> 01:16:08,342
- Ned, don't.
- Please.
813
01:16:08,520 --> 01:16:10,263
- Baby.
- No, Ned.
814
01:16:10,438 --> 01:16:12,561
- Please.
- Ned, no, don't.
815
01:16:12,732 --> 01:16:18,319
No, stop it, Ned.
Don't. Ned, don't. No.
816
01:16:18,488 --> 01:16:20,445
Damn you! No!
817
01:16:20,782 --> 01:16:24,862
I lied! I lied all the time about
loving it anywhere with you!
818
01:16:25,036 --> 01:16:28,986
You bored me to tears with all your
stories about your old deals...
819
01:16:29,165 --> 01:16:32,202
...your old girls, your golf
scores, your bloody war...
820
01:16:32,377 --> 01:16:35,828
...your bloody duty, wife and kids.
You bored me to tears.
821
01:16:36,005 --> 01:16:38,627
- I was playing a scene with you.
- You loved me.
822
01:16:38,800 --> 01:16:42,750
You met your match in me,
you suburban stud. I was acting!
823
01:16:57,360 --> 01:16:59,519
You loved it.
824
01:17:00,155 --> 01:17:02,527
You loved it.
825
01:17:02,699 --> 01:17:05,368
We both loved it.
826
01:17:05,785 --> 01:17:08,455
You loved it!
827
01:20:14,933 --> 01:20:17,258
Just one lane. I wanna
swim just one lane.
828
01:20:17,435 --> 01:20:21,136
- You don't understand.
- I understand you ain't got 50 cents.
829
01:20:21,314 --> 01:20:25,691
Can't you make an exception? My
house is right over there on the hill.
830
01:20:25,860 --> 01:20:29,276
- I'll come back with the money.
- Get the hell out, mister.
831
01:20:37,914 --> 01:20:39,954
Listen...
832
01:20:40,291 --> 01:20:42,747
...will you lend me 50 cents?
833
01:20:42,919 --> 01:20:46,703
- Please. Please.
- Why the hell should I?
834
01:20:46,881 --> 01:20:50,582
I'll pay you back. Don't you
realize I'll pay you back?
835
01:20:50,760 --> 01:20:53,168
Beat it.
836
01:20:53,346 --> 01:20:55,054
- Howie!
- Mr. Merrill.
837
01:20:55,223 --> 01:20:57,346
- Lend me 50 cents.
- Don't do it.
838
01:20:57,517 --> 01:20:59,806
Howie, for chrissake.
839
01:21:01,271 --> 01:21:04,355
What's 50 cents?
I mean, considering.
840
01:21:04,524 --> 01:21:06,564
Thanks, Howie.
841
01:21:07,944 --> 01:21:10,517
Thanks a lot. Thanks an awful lot.
842
01:21:13,700 --> 01:21:15,360
Hold it.
843
01:21:15,535 --> 01:21:17,077
Can't you read, buddy?
844
01:21:19,622 --> 01:21:22,113
Take a shower.
845
01:21:41,519 --> 01:21:44,141
Go on back and wash those feet.
846
01:22:32,821 --> 01:22:35,656
Spread your toes.
847
01:22:43,164 --> 01:22:45,702
Bottoms.
848
01:22:48,920 --> 01:22:50,663
Okay.
849
01:24:28,770 --> 01:24:32,139
- Your friends' pools run out of water?
- What?
850
01:24:32,315 --> 01:24:35,435
How do you like our
water, Mr. Merrill?
851
01:24:35,610 --> 01:24:39,857
Hi, Jack. You sure got
a lot of chlorine in it.
852
01:24:40,115 --> 01:24:41,775
Stings your eyes?
853
01:24:42,075 --> 01:24:45,610
- Yeah, that's too bad.
- Ain't seen you in a while.
854
01:24:45,787 --> 01:24:49,701
- Too bad you don't get into town.
- We sure had good times.
855
01:24:49,916 --> 01:24:55,503
I used to see you four or five times a
week. A few drinks, a hamburger.
856
01:24:55,755 --> 01:24:57,166
How is the series?
857
01:24:57,340 --> 01:25:00,674
- What are you waiting for? Ask him.
- What series?
858
01:25:00,844 --> 01:25:03,085
- The World Series.
- Two years ago.
859
01:25:03,263 --> 01:25:07,177
- Did you use the seats I gave you?
- They were great seats.
860
01:25:07,350 --> 01:25:09,509
- Are you gonna ask him?
- Shut up.
861
01:25:09,686 --> 01:25:12,722
I'll ask him. When you
gonna pay your bill?
862
01:25:13,189 --> 01:25:16,143
We're decent people,
trying to make a living.
863
01:25:16,317 --> 01:25:17,812
We got bills too.
864
01:25:17,986 --> 01:25:21,604
You're the first deadbeat
we ever got in our place.
865
01:25:21,823 --> 01:25:23,448
Hold it down, Lil.
866
01:25:23,616 --> 01:25:25,111
Now, wait a minute.
867
01:25:25,285 --> 01:25:30,160
Listen, I'm gonna send the
both of you a check tomorrow.
868
01:25:30,915 --> 01:25:33,038
Yeah, that's a laugh all right.
869
01:25:33,209 --> 01:25:37,207
He's no friend of yours. The
check isn't worth anything.
870
01:25:37,380 --> 01:25:41,508
- Okay, that's enough.
- You should see the orders I sent up.
871
01:25:41,676 --> 01:25:46,883
His wife wanted French strawberry jam.
American ain't good enough.
872
01:25:47,057 --> 01:25:50,757
Mrs. Merrill had to
have Dijon mustard.
873
01:25:50,935 --> 01:25:56,274
Hearts of palm, hearts of artichokes.
Some rich diet you have up there.
874
01:25:56,441 --> 01:25:59,110
Hearts of Jack Finney
is what they get.
875
01:25:59,277 --> 01:26:02,029
Let's break it up.
Let's not have a fuss.
876
01:26:02,197 --> 01:26:06,574
I gotta go. How's
the family, Howie?
877
01:26:07,202 --> 01:26:10,535
My boy won the American
Legion Scholarship Award.
878
01:26:10,705 --> 01:26:12,413
- Straight A's.
- Wonderful.
879
01:26:12,582 --> 01:26:17,043
Our kids behave themselves, not
run around drunk, wrecking cars.
880
01:26:17,253 --> 01:26:19,875
He kept his daughters'
names out of the paper.
881
01:26:20,048 --> 01:26:22,171
I bet that check didn't bounce.
882
01:26:22,342 --> 01:26:25,545
- Leave my daughters alone.
- Then teach them manners.
883
01:26:26,054 --> 01:26:28,592
- They never listened to him.
- Shut up.
884
01:26:28,765 --> 01:26:34,684
I'm not blaming the girls. It's him.
Always trying to be "one of the gang."
885
01:26:34,854 --> 01:26:37,428
My daughters worship me.
886
01:26:37,690 --> 01:26:40,228
They love me and respect me...
887
01:26:40,985 --> 01:26:44,935
...because I'm their father,
and they respect me.
888
01:26:45,448 --> 01:26:47,405
- They respect me.
- Yeah?
889
01:26:47,617 --> 01:26:48,815
My girls love me.
890
01:26:48,993 --> 01:26:53,702
We heard those girls talking in our
place, giving you the raspberry.
891
01:26:53,873 --> 01:26:55,249
You're a liar.
892
01:26:55,458 --> 01:26:57,996
Come on, don't talk
to my wife that way.
893
01:26:58,169 --> 01:26:59,996
She's a goddamned liar.
894
01:27:00,213 --> 01:27:05,208
Wanna know what your girls thought
of you? Your girls laughed at you.
895
01:27:05,385 --> 01:27:10,177
I heard them. They thought
you were a great big joke.74052
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