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-It belongs to me. -[door thudding]

You stole the scroll and tortured gods to translate it.

It does not belong to you.

[Davari] Look...

you can't stop me now.

-Hey! -[Tripitaka grunts]

Hey!

Open this door!

[Silver] Swords, daggers. Pack it up.

Demons from all over are here for this banquet.

If they become immortal,

there'll be no return to the way things were.

We will not let this happen.

We need a disguise to get into the banquet.

I've been telling you, that's the plan.

In the theater, it's called a costume.

We shall ambush them.

-What is this? -Guard two, for the play.

[Monkey] And who are you?

I will play...

the Monkey King.

-[Monkey grunts] -Hey! Hey!

I auditioned. I attended rehearsals. The part is mine. Thank you.

This... No... [sighs]

We are gods, not actors.

-This is-- -The only way get you into the banquet.

Trust the plan.

[Sandy] Have you seen any strangers around?

Probably hiding out?

Are you sure?

Carry on.

It's rude to spit.

[boys laugh]

[Davari] All translated.

"And so no demon shall ever look upon these words."

[sighs] Well...

[laughs]

[door opens]

-Excuse me, sir. -What?

We haven't quite managed to locate the little girl.

Or the Monkey King.

[sighs] Okay. Come here.

[clears throat] Come.

[clears throat]

Now, listen to me.

This is my final moment, okay?

This is... This is my, uh, transcendence to a higher plane.

To immortality.

And I will not have Monkey ruin it.

So I want every guard we have patrolling, and you will find them.

Yes, sir!

[Davari sighs]

[grunts]

Bye... [clears throat]

my wise old blobs.

See, this is what happens when you get soft.

Comfortable.

Oh, and thanks.

Find the prisoner and the Monkey King.

[guards grunting assent]

[indistinct chatter]

How will we get into the palace?

Yeah, Monkey, if you'd attended rehearsal,

I wouldn't have to go through this every single time.

-Okay. -You know?

I got it. I got the plan. But what about Tripitaka?

There's no plan past the banquet.

Okay, one step at a time.

If we take down Davari, the palace is ours.

Pigsy, we're onstage in five.

I'm on my way.

[sighs] There's something you don't know.

[sighs]

Tripitaka...

is a girl.

Yeah.

All along she's been pretending to be a boy.

Okay.

Did she tell you why?

Pigsy, she was born that way.

No, Monkey, not why is she a girl, why she was pretending to be a boy.

Oh.

I didn't have time to find out.

Do you still trust her?

-Tripitaka? -Yeah.

Yes.

And I believe in him.

Her.

We all have history we're not so proud of.

We've all done things that we have to hide from.

I trust in her deeds and actions.

Hey, wait. Uh...

Sorry. Just...

-Okay. -Thank you.

I am the strongest god in the known world!

[demons booing]

-Ha-ha! So you keep telling everyone. -[gasps]

[demons laughing]

I will take that crown, and this palace will be mine!

Watch how good I am.

[both grunting]

[demons exclaiming]

But as the Monkey King was prancing

like he loved himself more than he loved the world...

and while hot air came from his mouth, rather than the wisdom of the ages...

-[farting] -[demons laughing]

-[coughs and chokes] -Give me this.

[Lusio] ...a hero rose.

A hero rose to save us all.

[demon] It's Davari!

-This world needs new blood, new wisdom. -[cheering]

A new age is dawning, and we are here to take it.

Farewell old ways.

[Shamai grunts]

Just do what I do. Come on.

[continues groaning]

[demons laughing]

[demons cheering]

[demons laughing]

[cheering]

And I shall survey our wonderful world from my amazing flying cloud.

[cheering continues]

[sighs] I have to get you out of here.

No, leave us.

You must stop him.

We have given you the means of control.

Control of what?

I can't square up to a demon. I'm just human.

[door opens]

Go.

You have all the answers. Don't get caught here. Now go.

And who... might you be?

[Sandy] Uh, I'm Sandborg.

The guard.

Run along then, Sandborg.

Tonight is a momentous occasion for all of us.

-But I'm here! I'm here! -Whoa, whoa, whoa. Name?

Locke. Princess Locke.

Well, hello, there.

Do not do anything stupid.

-What are you talking about? -[Locke] Whoo!

I'm fine.

I'm fine.

[Locke laughing]

Ooh, so flirty.

Ooh, I do like a good big un.

Cheers! You're very beautiful.

[laughing]

[playing aggressive melody]

Tripitaka!

[laughter and indistinct chatter]

[chatter stops]

[footsteps approaching]

Good evening, friends!

Please... sit. Sit.

[sighs]

Well...

Welcome, rulers...

from each corner of the world to the center of the universe.

Now, what is the difference between a god and a demon?

We both have powers, skill sets

and some magic potential that our dear humans do not have.

[sighs]

And it's big and it's unfair.

But demons only live for 600 years,

and gods get infinity...

-[demons exclaiming] -...immortality, foreverness!

Not right.

Not fair.

And now, my dear friends...

not anymore.

-Argh! -[Shamai] No!

-[Davari] What were you thinking, hmm? -[Shamai] Silver! Oak!

You could just sneak in here and I wouldn't even know?

-No! -[Davari] Huh?

-[Silver] Let go! -[Shamai] Please!

[panting]

Control his power... control them.

Hey, you!

-[scuffle] -[guard groans]

Sandy.

The sentinels.

We must destroy them.

No!

They're Davari's power.

There must be a way to wake them up.

It's all just been a wonderful dream.

[demons chuckle]

Fate brought my old pal back here, just let him into my house.

[chuckles] And even better, he brought with him a monk who could translate...

and make me immortal.

[exhales heavily]

Why is it not working?

It's a magic spell.

Don't magic spells need ingredients?

The little packages.

"We have given you the means of control."

The hair of a god.

[chanting]

[gasps]

[softly] They are awake.

I know what to do now.

Time to turn enemies into friends.

[Pigsy] Move it!

[Monkey] I have to do something.

[Pigsy] There's nothing you can do.

[demon grunts]

[Davari] Argh!

What's this, hmm? [panting]

What orders would bring you to my banquet, huh?

Destroy Davari.

[growls] Guards!

Let's do this.

[all grunting]

Oak! Silver! Quickly, come with me.

[grunts]

[groans]

[groans]

[all grunting]

Pigsy, my love.

Princess.

How did you get out of the cart?

They drove me around for three days and then left me in a ditch.

And that's where I stayed...

until one of Davari's handsome patrolmen found me, and here I am.

Pigsy, this is hardly the time!

Oh, yes, this is exactly the time.

That's my boy.

-[grunts] -[groans]

[both grunting]

[both groan]

-[kisses] -[grunts]

[groans]

[groaning]

Good of you to make an appearance.

You missed me, didn't you?

I'm not so sure about that.

Where's Tripitaka?

And Davari?

I know where they'll be.

[Locke shrieks]

[both grunting]

[screams]

Let's finish this, shall we?

[mutters]

[sighs]

I'm not gonna fight you. [grunts]

Those powers are not for you.

Uh, shaman.

[shaman] Monkey.

You have a wonderful choice.

[gasps]

I will send the little human to its death if you touch a hair on his head.

-It's over. -[Tripitaka] Stop him, Monkey.

We have to stop him!

Let...

her...

go.

Or what?

[tsk-tsks]

[Tripitaka screams]

[Sandy] Monkey!

[thunder rumbling]

Whoo! [sighing heavily]

-Is it done? -Yes.

You are the first demon to achieve immortality.

Ah!

[straining]

[both groan]

[beeping]

[straining]

-[grunting] -[beeping intensifies]

[Sandy groans]

Davari, you may be immortal, but you'll never be free.

[grunts]

[both grunting and panting]

[Davari shrieking]

[shrieking continues]

[Davari screaming]

[screaming intensifies]

[screaming continues]

[sighs] It's done.

Thank you, wise monk.

I'm not a monk. And I'm sure I'm not very wise.

You are as brave as any god.

No.

Braver.

Our journey's not over.

There are more scrolls we must find to take to the Western Mountains.

Ah, good. I was starting to get a little bored.

Could stay a couple of days, though.

You know, take stock, grab a massage or a haircut.

So, uh...

now that you are someone else, what do we call you?

I'm Tripitaka.

[theme music playing]