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Pigsy, my love, you're so good to me.

-Is he the real deal?
-[Pigsy] Looks like it.

[Locke] Five hundred years,
stuck in a rock.

[chuckles] I thought
it was a made up story.

-Do you know who I am?
-Looks like you're dying to tell me.

I'm the Monkey King.

And I've been freed from my rock prison
by this little monk. And--

Anyway! Hey, handsome.

I have received a figure
in exchange for the captured gods.

Tell your boss to double it,
and we'll talk.

No. Here is half the payment.

The rest on delivery.

My men will be here at sunset
to make the exchange.

[Locke] Boom!

You filthy demonic slime ball!

I will release on you
a tsunami of rage and fire so furious

that nothing but your stupid shoes
will be left smoking

on a barren plain of your lost dreams.

Ooh! Bold god! I like it.

We have plans for you, O Monkey King.

So sit back, relax, shut up,
and enjoy my hospitality.

-[Locke laughing]
-[prisoners coughing]

What about the monk?

Kill him.

There's a stream over that ridge.

Follow it,
and don't ever return to this town.

Locke told you to kill me.

Well, you just caught a break, so take it.

I don't understand.

Go, before I change my mind.

What are you doing?

I'm Tripitaka.

That's nice. But at this point,
you should be running for your life.

What's stopping you from killing me?

Okay. I'm gonna count to three.

-What's your real name?
-One...

-I don't think you're a demon.
-Two...

-And you're not a human.
-Three...

So who are you?

[grunts] Seriously, three.

Don't let me see you again.

[Monkey] Where's my staff?

They took the weapons.
And they took Tripitaka.

[sighs] You let them?

We were asleep.

You were having a nightmare.

Very bad. Awful. Twitching, moaning.

[panting] Why did they take the monk?

I don't know. How would I know?

[gasps] Is this a guessing game?

Can I borrow that?

Sure. You can keep it if you like.

Symbol of friendship.

Can you please stop talking?
I can't do things when you're talking.

-It'll never work, you know?
-[grunts]

-Sorry.
-[grunts]

[huffing]

-[Sandy] I wouldn't take it personally.
-[grunts]

This prison was built to hold gods.

Only a god can build a prison
strong enough to hold a god.

Exactly.

[Pigsy] Mmm.

Mmm. [sighs heavily]

Mmm.

[Monica] You should feel
ashamed of yourself.

[slurps] Thanks. I am, most days.

How do you tuck yourself up
into bed each night

and feel anything but deep self-hatred?

Mmm.

How do you wake up every morning
and not want to go to the beach,

dig yourself a hole up to your chin,

and wait for the tide to come in
and wash you clean?

If it wasn't me, some other strong-arm
would step up and take my place.

That was a monk.

We all do what we have to do
to survive, Monica.

Killing monks is a whole new level of low
for you, sunshine.

I didn't kill the monk.

I don't kill humans.

So then... where...
Where is she? Um, he?

[sighs heavily] Far from here, I hope.

[indistinct chatter]

-[grunts]
-[lock clatters]

-[Sandy] Monkey.
-Huh?

Look. Over there.

[grunts]

-What are we looking at?
-Do you see a fissure?

-A what?
-A crack in the wall.

Here's what's going to happen.
Have you got a pencil?

Sorry, of course. [clears throat]

All right, behind Locke's palace
is a waterfall.

That's how she controls
the town's water supply.

Can you skip to the end?

I was gifted with the elemental power
to control water.

Now, we may not be able to
break out of here from the inside,

but if I can direct
pressure of the waterfall

through that fissure from the outside...

And here I was thinking
you were dead weight. Let's do it.

[exhales heavily]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[sniffles]

You said waterfall.

Oh, yeah, it smells more
like a sewage pipe, doesn't it?

[grunts]

[indistinct chatter]

You have got to be kidding me.

[exhales heavily]

Damn!

[men groaning]

[panting]

[gasps]

[sighs]

Thank you.

I should send you
flying over the town wall.

You've caused me more trouble
than you know and half my lunch.

I am sorry.

You can't be seen here.
Do you understand that?

Really? That's working for you?

[Monkey grunting]

There must be a way out of here.

You really don't like being in here,
do you?

[panting] I have been stuck in a rock
for 500 years.

You can see how
this might be slightly depressing.

I can. I can see that.

I know. Let's play a game.

Ask me anything. About me. Anything.

[sighs]

Why didn't you leave the town?

You're a god. You could have left anytime.

Okay. Didn't think it'd be
something quite so personal.

You said "anything."

I was born into a world
where there were no gods.

All I could do was hide.

I got used to hiding. I felt safe hiding.

I did it so long,
I couldn't see any other way.

My turn.

Have you ever been in love?

I don't wanna talk anymore about anything.

That means "yes."

No, it doesn't.

It means, I am more focused
on our present situation.

Getting us out of here.

I'm sure Tripitaka
will think of something.

Hate to break it you,
but that monk is dead.

I wouldn't be so sure of that.

Thank you for saving me,
but I'm not leaving.

What?

I'm going back to save my friends.

No, you're not. You're going back
to wherever it is you came from.

Go back to your monastery.

No, I won't. This is where I have to be.

Look, Pigsy, I know you're a god.
That's why you didn't kill me,

and that's why you saved me
from that demon.

You can't help your true nature.

I do a pretty good job of it most days.

I sell gods to demons.
I evict families from their homes.

-I do what a demon tells me to.
-To get by.

But you don't kill people,
and you won't kill me.

Well, we're in a pickle, then.
Because I told Locke you were dead,

and if she sees you, I will be a liar
and my life will not be worth living.

There's a solution for both of us.

Yes, you walk away
and I go back to my ribs.

You can help yourself, too, you know?
We can defeat Locke together.

Locke is stronger than you think.

She has an army of highly trained guards
and come sunset,

the demon sentinels
will descend on this town like thunder.

I'm sorry, Pigsy.
There's no other path for me to take.

[metal clanging]

[groaning and thumping]

-Tripitaka--
-I'll explain later.

What is this?

This is Pigsy.
He's gonna help us get out of here.

I want to hear it from him.

I know, it's hard to believe.
I'm not even sure I believe it.

But this is happening. Apparently.

[Locke] You're all useless!

[Pigsy groans] This way.

Come on.

Wait, what are you doing?
I thought you were breaking us out.

Through here.

[Locke] Do I have to do everything myself?

-[man yelling indistinctly]
-[Locke] Right!

Hurry up!

Open it!

Do none of you have a key?

Go get me a key!

Wait. What about you?

I'll meet you at the town gate.
I have unfinished business.

[Locke grunts]

Find them. And quickly!

That's the lot.

Everything you've ever given me.
I'm leaving.

Someone's having a moment.

How about we forget this happened?

Pick up your jewels.

Round up the gods.

We'll collect the rest of the money,

get a curry in,
and I'll tickle your feet for you.

No. No! No more curry nights!

There will be no god delivery today.

[sighs]

What do you think will happen

when they show up
and the gods aren't here?

They'll destroy everything.

They'll kill everyone in the village,
and they'll take all my stuff.

They won't. It's the gods they want.

And what about me, huh?
Who will take care of me?

You can take care of yourself!

But I don't want to.

[grunts]

[chuckles]

Why would you give all this away?
You're no good for anything else.

I'm not entirely sure.

You did it, Tripitaka.
You found a way to rescue us.

I had a little help.

But it was you who convinced him
to change his ways.

Can we clam the sticky reunion
until we're actually safe?

That might take a while.

[clamoring]

We can take these cream puffs.
There's only three of them.

Oh. Tripitaka, any idea when your
new friend might be joining us again?

[Pigsy screams]

[groaning]

[Tripitaka] Are you okay?

[grunts] I'm fine.

It's not the first time a woman's
thrown me off a four-storey balcony.

[Locke exclaiming]

[grunts]

Can someone tell me what the plan is?
I think I've got a mild concussion.

You take your crazy ex-girlfriend.

We'll take the rest.

You gods think you're so damn smart.

[all grunting]

[exhales heavily]

[grunting]

[grunts]

We had a good thing going. Stop this now!

I can't. I've been living a lie.

Oh, really?
You think your hands aren't dirty?

[laughs] You're rolling in it,
you poor husky sod.

Ah, husky's just a polite word for fat!

[Locke groans]

-[Pigsy grunts]
-[groans]

[exclaiming]

[grunting]

[groans]

[pants] You knock me down,
and five more will take my place.

[panting] Look forward to it.

[Locke grunts]

Guards!

I said, "Guards!"

[Sandy coughs]

[indistinct chatter]

Good people of Palawa...

hear me now.

For years, you have suffered
under the sickly sweet oppression

of this princess demon.

But on this day, my friends and I
are willing to offer you your freedom.

On this day, we will rid the town

of this perfumed pestilence
once and for all.

Should anyone have a problem with that...

[thunder rumbling]

...feel free to come and have a chat.

[sighs]

[Locke] This is not the end of this.

Demon forces are stronger
than ever before.

You have no idea what you're walking into.

Everything he sees is coming true.
He knows everything, you moron!

I bought this many years ago.

It blesses the journey of the gods.

It promises them good spirits,
courage, luck and fortitude.

Well, that's what it says
on the label, anyway.

[chuckles] Thank you
for everything, Monica.

You're a good girl. Take care of yourself.

Sure you haven't left anything behind?

Well, if I have I can buy it on the road.
It's too late now.

[Sandy] "And so our heroes
set off on their journey west.

United not only by their quest
to vanquish the demons

and find the sacred scrolls,

but through the bonds of friendship
and an unspoken desire

to become the family
that they themselves never had."

Too presumptuous?

[crowd cheering]

[Tripitaka] I feel
my master's spirit smile.

Perhaps he can rest easy
knowing that we four,

though not the four he imagined,

take the first steps
towards fulfilling his hopes.

He believed in the Monkey King
and Tripitaka.

I believe in us, too.

[Davari] What are we to make
of these new friends?

You know you can't trust
anyone but yourself.

That's why the only friends I keep
are the ones I make by my own hand.

Amazing what you can create
with the hair of a god.

[laughing maniacally]

[theme music playing]