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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:21,223 --> 00:02:25,144 I can't believe it. I'm married six years and I'm still happy. 2 00:02:25,227 --> 00:02:27,813 You're lucky. I think Louise is cheating on me. 3 00:02:27,896 --> 00:02:31,817 We're not cheating. We're just good friends. 4 00:02:31,900 --> 00:02:35,529 - Look, he's worried. - He's joking! 5 00:02:35,612 --> 00:02:37,448 Wait a minute. Pull the cab over. 6 00:02:37,531 --> 00:02:39,742 - This ain't the address. - Be quiet! 7 00:02:42,578 --> 00:02:46,707 Sammy! Tony! Who's that singing? 8 00:02:51,086 --> 00:02:54,173 - Sounds like Vicki. - That is Vicki. 9 00:02:54,256 --> 00:02:57,009 We'll get off here, cabbie. George, pay the man. 10 00:02:57,092 --> 00:02:59,553 - What! - $1.80. 11 00:02:59,636 --> 00:03:02,056 $ 1.80? Your meter broken? 12 00:03:03,474 --> 00:03:05,225 Fellas. 13 00:03:07,102 --> 00:03:09,730 - It's her. - Would you look at that? 14 00:03:09,813 --> 00:03:11,398 It's her. 15 00:03:13,192 --> 00:03:16,862 ♪ Here in your arms I'm wealthy tonight 16 00:03:16,945 --> 00:03:21,909 ♪ When youth has its fling 17 00:03:21,992 --> 00:03:29,249 ♪ Love is the thing 18 00:03:29,333 --> 00:03:34,922 ♪ While lovers fight for power 19 00:03:35,005 --> 00:03:37,966 ♪ We can... 20 00:03:38,008 --> 00:03:42,971 ♪ Walk among the flowers 21 00:03:43,055 --> 00:03:47,476 They were the unhappiest couple I ever knew. 22 00:03:47,518 --> 00:03:49,978 And the happiest. 23 00:03:50,062 --> 00:03:53,023 I thought the third time they would have made it. 24 00:03:53,107 --> 00:03:58,278 ♪ Love for you and me 25 00:03:58,362 --> 00:04:01,490 Vicki and Charley. Now there's a story. 26 00:04:01,573 --> 00:04:04,993 I never told you this? I'm sure I told you. 27 00:04:05,035 --> 00:04:08,205 I'm gonna tell you the story, and you're gonna think I'm making it up. 28 00:04:08,288 --> 00:04:11,166 But I swear this is exactly how it happened. 29 00:04:11,250 --> 00:04:15,421 It all started on a warm June night, 1948. 30 00:04:15,504 --> 00:04:19,633 My friend, Charley Pearl, had just announced his engagement... 31 00:04:19,717 --> 00:04:22,511 to the daughter of the most important producer in Hollywood. 32 00:04:22,594 --> 00:04:25,180 Now, for a struggling comic like myself... 33 00:04:25,264 --> 00:04:28,559 this was a rare chance to get into a big-time Hollywood mansion... 34 00:04:28,642 --> 00:04:31,311 for which I otherwise would've had no chance at all. 35 00:04:31,395 --> 00:04:35,357 For Charley it was the beginning of the biggest roller coaster ride... 36 00:04:35,399 --> 00:04:37,860 in the history of modern romance. 37 00:04:43,615 --> 00:04:47,036 Adele Horner was a new type dame for Charley. 38 00:04:47,119 --> 00:04:50,330 She had class, education. Nice girl. 39 00:04:50,414 --> 00:04:53,625 You're the only woman in the world for me, Adele. 40 00:04:53,709 --> 00:04:55,961 In the whole world? 41 00:04:56,045 --> 00:04:59,882 In as many worlds as they got. 42 00:04:59,923 --> 00:05:03,552 But me and the guys couldn't get over Charley getting married. 43 00:05:03,635 --> 00:05:05,846 Here he is, a good-looking guy... 44 00:05:05,929 --> 00:05:08,390 with millions coming in from the family toothpaste business. 45 00:05:08,474 --> 00:05:11,018 To small-time bachelors like us... 46 00:05:11,101 --> 00:05:15,064 Charley Pearl was a god. 47 00:05:15,105 --> 00:05:17,733 Five feet from where we're sitting... 48 00:05:17,816 --> 00:05:20,152 there are three directors I would sell my mother to meet. 49 00:05:20,235 --> 00:05:23,072 - You sold your mother last year. - They returned her. 50 00:05:25,115 --> 00:05:28,494 Don't ever be funnier than me, sweetheart. 51 00:05:30,454 --> 00:05:32,414 He's not in love with her. I'll tell you that. 52 00:05:32,456 --> 00:05:34,458 How do you know? 53 00:05:34,541 --> 00:05:37,086 Well, he might love her. But he's not hot for her. 54 00:05:37,169 --> 00:05:39,630 So the hors d'oeuvres are hot. Isn't that enough? 55 00:05:39,713 --> 00:05:42,091 Why's he marrying her? It's not as ifhe needs money. 56 00:05:42,132 --> 00:05:44,176 She doesn't need his, so I trust her. 57 00:05:44,259 --> 00:05:46,387 For Charley that's a hard thing to find. 58 00:06:08,867 --> 00:06:13,080 Charley, let's not get married unless it's forever. 59 00:06:13,163 --> 00:06:15,207 I'm spoiled rotten. 60 00:06:15,290 --> 00:06:17,668 And I wouldn't know how to handle disappointment. 61 00:06:17,751 --> 00:06:20,129 Every woman I have ever been with... 62 00:06:20,170 --> 00:06:23,298 has made her living from disappointments. 63 00:06:23,382 --> 00:06:27,052 I need somebody good and solid to keep me in check. 64 00:06:27,136 --> 00:06:30,055 I'll hold you to that, Charley. 65 00:06:30,139 --> 00:06:34,184 I'll never let you out of my sight. 66 00:06:34,268 --> 00:06:37,146 Bite my mouth. 67 00:06:37,229 --> 00:06:40,149 Go on. Bite it hard. 68 00:06:42,401 --> 00:06:45,738 No, Charley. I don't want to hurt you. 69 00:06:45,821 --> 00:06:50,034 You don't get it, Adele. I like it when it hurts. 70 00:06:53,912 --> 00:06:56,206 Ahem. 71 00:06:56,290 --> 00:06:58,667 I'm sorry to intrude. But your father... 72 00:06:58,751 --> 00:07:00,836 would like a few moments with Mr. Pearl. 73 00:07:00,919 --> 00:07:03,672 Don't look so worried. He already said yes. 74 00:07:03,756 --> 00:07:06,008 He's been known to change his mind. 75 00:07:06,091 --> 00:07:09,094 It's too late. I already made up mine. 76 00:07:26,487 --> 00:07:28,822 Sit down, Charley. 77 00:07:28,906 --> 00:07:30,866 Thank you, sir. 78 00:07:34,995 --> 00:07:37,873 - Cigar? - No, thank you. 79 00:07:37,956 --> 00:07:40,793 - Brandy? - Not for me. 80 00:07:40,876 --> 00:07:44,004 Is it true you don't smoke or drink? 81 00:07:44,088 --> 00:07:47,049 Stains the teeth. That's what my father taught me. 82 00:07:48,592 --> 00:07:52,596 Makes you look impressive. That's what my father taught me. 83 00:07:55,099 --> 00:07:57,685 No vices at all, Charley? 84 00:07:57,768 --> 00:08:01,105 Oh sure. All the ones that don't stain the teeth. 85 00:08:01,188 --> 00:08:04,817 Well, you got nice teeth. 86 00:08:08,821 --> 00:08:11,990 How would you characterize yourself? 87 00:08:12,074 --> 00:08:14,159 As a playboy? 88 00:08:15,119 --> 00:08:17,579 I prefer the word "sportsman." 89 00:08:17,663 --> 00:08:20,249 You don't give a damn about impressing me... 90 00:08:20,332 --> 00:08:24,420 - do you, Charley? - I'm trying like hell to make a good impression on you. 91 00:08:24,503 --> 00:08:26,588 But you know everything about me. 92 00:08:26,672 --> 00:08:28,757 I spotted those two private detectives... 93 00:08:28,841 --> 00:08:30,843 you've had tailing me for the last month. 94 00:08:30,926 --> 00:08:33,429 Sure I play the horses, bet on football, baseball... 95 00:08:33,512 --> 00:08:35,431 anything that moves or rolls. 96 00:08:35,514 --> 00:08:37,933 I've been out with every starlet from Paramount to Warner Brothers... 97 00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:40,436 and I've had a dandy time doing it. 98 00:08:40,519 --> 00:08:43,522 But, that was before I met Adele. 99 00:08:43,605 --> 00:08:47,860 Is it having 30 million dollars that makes you so cocky? 100 00:08:47,943 --> 00:08:52,406 No, I don't think I'm cocky. A little stupid, sometimes. 101 00:08:52,489 --> 00:08:56,952 No, I don't think you are. 102 00:08:56,994 --> 00:09:01,081 Fact is, I don't know what the hell you are. 103 00:09:01,165 --> 00:09:03,417 Why did you pick Adele? 104 00:09:03,500 --> 00:09:07,087 There's a thousand better looking women you could have by just snapping your finger. 105 00:09:07,171 --> 00:09:12,634 I don't think you appreciate your own daughter's qualities. 106 00:09:12,676 --> 00:09:15,387 She's got style. She's got class. 107 00:09:15,471 --> 00:09:18,098 Adele is a thoroughbred. That's something I know about. 108 00:09:18,182 --> 00:09:20,642 We're not trading horses here, Charley. 109 00:09:20,684 --> 00:09:24,646 We're talking about my one and only daughter, Adele. 110 00:09:24,688 --> 00:09:27,274 Now what is it you really want? To produce movies? 111 00:09:27,316 --> 00:09:29,234 Produce movies? 112 00:09:29,318 --> 00:09:31,612 No, I'd miss too many ball games. 113 00:09:34,656 --> 00:09:38,786 We've talked about everything except hard work. 114 00:09:38,869 --> 00:09:41,789 Exactly how much schooling have you had? 115 00:09:41,830 --> 00:09:44,958 I went to a few Harvard and Yale football games. 116 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,628 Look, let's face it. 117 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:51,006 I'm not ambitious. I don't have to be. 118 00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:54,593 You know, my mother walked out on us when I was three. 119 00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:57,012 Never saw her again. 120 00:09:57,096 --> 00:09:59,598 So my old man gave me everything... 121 00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:03,143 except the mother I didn't have. 122 00:10:03,227 --> 00:10:06,480 I love that old guy. I'm gonna pay him back... 123 00:10:06,522 --> 00:10:09,650 by settling down. My father made me rich. 124 00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:11,944 Now I want to make him happy. 125 00:10:14,863 --> 00:10:18,283 You're good, Charley. 126 00:10:18,367 --> 00:10:21,328 You use charm... 127 00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:23,872 like a dealer uses a fresh deck. 128 00:10:26,875 --> 00:10:29,795 There isn't an ambitious writer... 129 00:10:29,878 --> 00:10:33,173 actor or director out there... 130 00:10:33,257 --> 00:10:36,135 who wouldn't sell his soul to marry Adele. 131 00:10:36,218 --> 00:10:38,470 But you present a problem to me... 132 00:10:38,554 --> 00:10:41,473 because you're lazy and you're independent. 133 00:10:41,557 --> 00:10:43,809 How am I going to control you, Charley? 134 00:10:43,892 --> 00:10:45,894 You can't. 135 00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:49,857 But Adele, she can make me do handstands. 136 00:10:53,068 --> 00:10:56,155 There are two things in this world that matter to me. 137 00:10:57,906 --> 00:11:01,535 My daughter and my studio. 138 00:11:01,577 --> 00:11:04,079 You hurt my studio and I kill you. 139 00:11:04,121 --> 00:11:07,583 You hurt my daughter... 140 00:11:07,666 --> 00:11:09,835 and you'll pray for me to kill you. 141 00:11:13,130 --> 00:11:18,385 Don't give it a thought, sir. I'm not a praying man. 142 00:11:20,262 --> 00:11:23,515 Okay, two days later we were headed for what was then... 143 00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:26,268 just a little dusty town called Las Vegas. 144 00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:28,604 We were throwing Charley a bachelor party. 145 00:11:28,687 --> 00:11:31,774 A three-day orgy at the Pick-A-Daisy Ranch... 146 00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:33,942 where all the Daisys wore D-cups. 147 00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:36,612 "She loves me, she loves me not" was the house game. 148 00:11:36,695 --> 00:11:38,739 By the time Charley went on his honeymoon... 149 00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:41,033 we'd have Adele carrying him across the threshold. 150 00:11:41,116 --> 00:11:44,203 Did I tell you clowns Esther Williams likes one of my songs? 151 00:11:44,286 --> 00:11:46,205 Hey, that's terrific! 152 00:11:46,288 --> 00:11:50,542 - MGM wants her to sing it in her next picture. - Where, underwater? 153 00:11:50,626 --> 00:11:52,753 Shut up, you. What song? 154 00:11:52,836 --> 00:11:56,757 D Haven't we met before Haven't we met before dd 155 00:11:56,799 --> 00:12:00,928 Wait a minute. That's my song. You promised that to me. 156 00:12:00,969 --> 00:12:02,805 So now I promised MGM. 157 00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:04,807 Since when does friendship come before career? 158 00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:08,602 You little shit. In two years I'll be MGM's hottest star. 159 00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:12,231 Esther Williams will do a backstroke in my bathtub to get me in one ofher pictures. 160 00:12:12,314 --> 00:12:15,317 And you will kiss my ass before I do one of your songs. 161 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:18,112 I'll kiss it now. I'm not proud. Bend over. 162 00:12:18,153 --> 00:12:20,614 You can't do no Esther Williams picture. You can't swim. 163 00:12:20,656 --> 00:12:23,909 - How do you know? - You never go near the water because you wear the toupee. 164 00:12:23,992 --> 00:12:26,120 I wear a toupee, you fuckhead? 165 00:12:26,203 --> 00:12:28,455 You know, I love this guy. 166 00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:31,625 - He manages the worst baseball team in the minors. - I'm sorry? 167 00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:34,003 Finishes last three years in a row. 168 00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:36,005 - Four! - Four years in a row! 169 00:12:36,046 --> 00:12:38,090 Now he knows everything about show business. 170 00:12:38,173 --> 00:12:40,467 I know umpires making 20 bucks a month... 171 00:12:40,509 --> 00:12:43,429 - better rugs on their heads. - Mr. Pineapple Head. 172 00:12:43,512 --> 00:12:45,806 - Pineapple head? - Can I say something, George? 173 00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:47,808 You're very boring. 174 00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:50,310 You want to hang out with us, get snappier dialogue. 175 00:12:50,352 --> 00:12:52,521 I don't hear Charley coming up with any snappier dialogue. 176 00:12:52,604 --> 00:12:55,107 - That's different. Charley's rich. - Hey, hey! 177 00:12:55,190 --> 00:12:58,485 I don't mind if Charley bores us. Is this fun? 178 00:12:58,527 --> 00:13:01,613 Is this the best time you ever had in your life? 179 00:13:01,697 --> 00:13:05,200 Going to Vegas with three-and-a-half funny guys who treat you like an equal. 180 00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:07,327 We pretend that we enjoy your company. 181 00:13:07,411 --> 00:13:09,371 Why do we treat you... 182 00:13:09,413 --> 00:13:11,457 like an equal? 183 00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:14,668 - Because I pay for everything. - Exactly.! 184 00:13:17,379 --> 00:13:19,840 You see. The first thing he grabs is his hair. 185 00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:22,009 I always do this. 186 00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:24,845 Hey, buddy. 187 00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:29,516 - How long's it going to take? - You want it fast or do you want it to last? 188 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:33,812 I'll write the lyrics. Just fix the tire. 189 00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:37,316 Adele, we have a bad connection. I miss you too, honey. 190 00:13:37,399 --> 00:13:41,320 I still say he's not hot for her. 191 00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:45,824 About 40 miles outside of Vegas. I'm going to drop these guys off and head back tonight. 192 00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:49,536 I just miss you too much. 193 00:13:49,578 --> 00:13:52,706 What did he say? Birds were chirping. I couldn't hear that. 194 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:57,419 I love you. Bye, honey. 195 00:13:57,503 --> 00:14:00,506 He's joking, that's what it is. He's joking. Charley. 196 00:14:00,589 --> 00:14:04,093 Don't tell jokes. You're not funny. We're funny, not you. 197 00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:06,679 It's no joke. I'm going back. 198 00:14:06,762 --> 00:14:08,180 Aw, Charley! 199 00:14:08,263 --> 00:14:10,766 I'll take you there. I'll pay for the weekend. 200 00:14:10,849 --> 00:14:13,435 - I'm going back to L.A. Tonight. - Charley. 201 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:17,606 - I miss her, guys. - Tell him what he's missing. 202 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:21,276 On my mother's life, these are not women, they're goddesses. 203 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:23,904 - Am I lying, Sammy? - Goddesses, Charley. 204 00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:27,282 Any of them could marry a prince or a duke if they could get to Europe. 205 00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:30,744 Big women, six-two, six-three. There were 12 of them. 206 00:14:30,786 --> 00:14:33,288 It's like a mountain of tits. 207 00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:36,291 Hey, the tire, the tire! 208 00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:39,294 You guys don't get it. I'm getting married in six days. 209 00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:43,424 I'm tired of screwing around. That's all I've been doing my whole life. 210 00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:46,468 Can I ask you a question? Are you hot for Adele? 211 00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:49,471 I just got finished telling you, I'm nuts for her. 212 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:52,891 We're not talking about nuts. Nuts is a different topic. 213 00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:55,269 We are now talking about hot. 214 00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:58,981 - Hot! - Different than nuts. 215 00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:01,150 I've had hot before. 216 00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:03,444 Hot always got me into trouble. 217 00:15:03,527 --> 00:15:06,989 Hot always cost me a bundle of dough and a kick in the ass. 218 00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:10,325 - I want a woman I can depend on. - Why can't you have both? 219 00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:14,747 Because you can't. You ever hear of crimes of passion? 220 00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:17,082 A hot woman screws up your mind. 221 00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:19,293 Guy sees the woman he's in love with... 222 00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:21,837 in bed with another guy, he writes her off. 223 00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:25,299 - He catches some guy screwing the woman he's hot for... 224 00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:27,926 She's done! 225 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:35,476 We did talk Charley into stopping for a few drinks... 226 00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:39,646 figuring we could persuade him tojoin us at the Pick-A-Daisy. 227 00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:42,649 You can lead a man in love to water... 228 00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:46,820 but you gotta drag him to horse around. 229 00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:49,782 Dd 230 00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:52,826 Feeling lucky.! Feeling lucky.! 231 00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:05,714 Watch your hands.! Keep your hands back.! 232 00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:20,688 He's on the phone again. 233 00:16:20,729 --> 00:16:23,232 We should have killed this romance when it started. 234 00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:25,818 A man in love is a man who dumps his friends. 235 00:16:25,901 --> 00:16:27,820 I'm going to miss Charley. 236 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,660 Fellas, I have found the one girl in a million. 237 00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:37,371 You ask me if I'm hot for her, I'm better than hot. 238 00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:41,542 I am crazy, nuts, absolutely insane for her. 239 00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:45,504 That's great. Maybe one day you'll be hot for her, too. 240 00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:50,718 And now here's a young lady I know you're going to enjoy. 241 00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:55,222 Adele wants to put my picture on the ceiling... 242 00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:58,267 so it's the first thing she sees in the morning. 243 00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:01,687 I wish we didn't have to wait six day... 244 00:17:11,488 --> 00:17:14,950 ♪ Birds do it 245 00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:17,619 ♪ Bees do it 246 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:22,124 ♪ Even educated fleas do it 247 00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:25,127 ♪ Let's do it 248 00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:29,631 ♪ Let's fall in love 249 00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:33,260 Sometimes it's good to wait. 250 00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:40,476 - Who is that? - For example. 251 00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:44,480 ♪ Let's do it Let's do it 252 00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:47,566 Who is she, Sammy? 253 00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:50,277 Must be a new kid. Never saw her before. 254 00:17:50,361 --> 00:17:57,826 ♪ The Dutch in old Amsterdam do it 255 00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:02,414 ♪ Not to mention the Finns 256 00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:08,003 ♪ Folks in Siam do it 257 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:11,006 ♪ Think of Siamese twins 258 00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:14,802 dSome Argentines... 259 00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:17,930 Nice body. Right, Charley? 260 00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:20,015 She's um... 261 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,142 She's got, um... 262 00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:24,186 Good phrasing. 263 00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:27,856 - Her phrasing, it's good. - First thing I noticed when she came out. 264 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,359 Let's hear her phrase a little more. 265 00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:32,277 One more song? 266 00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:36,865 One song, one encore, one reprise. That's it. 267 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:41,870 ♪ Electric eels I might add, do it 268 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:47,501 ♪ Although it shocks them I know 269 00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:53,173 ♪ Why ask if shad do it 270 00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:55,342 ♪ Oh waiter bring me shad roe 271 00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:59,138 dln shallow shoal 272 00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:02,182 ♪ English soles do it 273 00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:08,188 ♪ Goldfish in the privacy of bowls do it 274 00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,524 ♪ Let's do it 275 00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:15,821 ♪ Let's fall... 276 00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:18,032 ♪ In love 277 00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:19,908 ♪ Come on, baby 278 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:23,037 ♪ There's not much to it 279 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,497 ♪ Just come along with me boy 280 00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,833 ♪ And get right down to it 281 00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:32,421 ♪ Let's fall... 282 00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:35,424 ♪ In love 283 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:41,597 ♪ Let's just do it 284 00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:45,434 ♪ Let's just do it 285 00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:50,898 ♪ Love'll come later 286 00:19:56,779 --> 00:20:01,033 ♪ Feels so good 287 00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:03,410 ♪ Yeah 288 00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:10,209 Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Vicki Anderson. 289 00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:12,294 I gotta get going. 290 00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,296 Charley, where's your manners? 291 00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:17,966 Tell the lady how much you appreciate her phrasing. 292 00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:22,262 ♪ Murder, he says d 293 00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:26,225 Sammy, ask if the lady will join some admirers for a drink. 294 00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:29,478 - Phil... - She'd get a kick out of meeting you. 295 00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:32,314 - Okay, Sam? - Can do. 296 00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:36,110 If the man says "can do," can do! 297 00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:39,154 ♪ Is that the language of love 298 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,492 ♪ ls there something he said 299 00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:46,954 ♪ Takes me in his arms is there something he said 300 00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:50,624 ♪ The meaning ofhis charms is there something he said 301 00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:55,921 ♪ ls that the language oflove 302 00:20:57,047 --> 00:21:00,509 No good. Bad idea. No can do. 303 00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:03,804 What do you mean? She won't have a drink with us? 304 00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:07,433 - She's seeing a guy. She's spoke for. - Let me talk to her. 305 00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:09,476 - Leave it to me. - Forget it! 306 00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:17,109 She's Bugsy Siegel's girl. 307 00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:24,533 - That name was not mentioned. - Let's go. 308 00:21:24,616 --> 00:21:26,660 What's wrong with asking her to have one drink? 309 00:21:26,744 --> 00:21:29,705 Nothin'. So they'll bury us all in the same box. 310 00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:32,541 Pay the check. Leave a very big tip. 311 00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:37,379 - I just want to say hello. - Without a tongue? 312 00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:40,132 They don't call Bugsy "Bugsy" 'cause he's friendly. 313 00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:42,968 - Grab his arms. - Come on. 314 00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:45,721 Don't look back. They got cameras in the ceiling. 315 00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:47,806 You don't think that girl has something special? 316 00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:51,143 You're just nervous. Suddenly, any gorgeous girl looks good. 317 00:21:51,226 --> 00:21:54,313 You don't think that girl is beautiful? 318 00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:57,232 I thought she was a little common. 319 00:21:57,316 --> 00:22:00,194 Adele is pretty. This girl... 320 00:22:00,235 --> 00:22:06,658 ♪ ... Will bring on nobody's murder but his own 321 00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:08,827 Hard to say. 322 00:22:08,911 --> 00:22:11,038 Charley, you gotta come with us. 323 00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:13,540 - We need you for the group discount. - Get in the car. 324 00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:15,751 It's too late to make it back to L.A. 325 00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:18,170 Give the girls at the ranch a break. 326 00:22:18,253 --> 00:22:20,589 - I want to get back to Adele. - Charley! 327 00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,925 - Bust a couple of broncos for me. - See ya at the altar. 328 00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:24,927 Can you spot me a twenty? 329 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:27,930 You're a lucky man to have a real lady waiting for you. 330 00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:29,682 Poor slobs like us... 331 00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:32,559 we've got to kill three days humping 12 crazy amazons! 332 00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:34,603 See ya later, Charley. 333 00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:37,940 - It's only a dime to change your mind. - Knock 'em dead. 334 00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:41,735 - We miss you already. Come on. - We'll mail you the bill. 335 00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:45,572 ♪ He said get in the groove 336 00:22:45,656 --> 00:22:49,118 dHe said keep on the move 337 00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:52,079 - ♪ He says murder d - Murder! 338 00:22:52,121 --> 00:22:54,039 - Murder! - Murder! 339 00:22:54,123 --> 00:23:00,963 ♪ Murder, murder, murder that's what he said 340 00:23:19,481 --> 00:23:22,818 Is that clock right? 1:30? 341 00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:25,446 Guess so. 342 00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:28,615 You're the first one in Vegas who ever asked me the time. 343 00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:30,909 Another two-cents-plain? 344 00:23:30,993 --> 00:23:33,620 Sure. Why not? 345 00:23:41,045 --> 00:23:43,005 How ya doin', Charley? 346 00:23:50,179 --> 00:23:52,306 Well, I'm doin' just fine, thanks. 347 00:23:54,224 --> 00:23:56,477 Lady's talkin' to me, chief. 348 00:23:56,518 --> 00:23:59,313 Oh, oh! 349 00:23:59,396 --> 00:24:02,649 My name is Charley, too. 350 00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:06,987 Honest. 351 00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:11,325 I saw your show. 352 00:24:11,367 --> 00:24:13,786 All three shows, as a matter of fact. 353 00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:17,706 - You're very good. - The lady likes to drink alone. 354 00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:21,710 Why don't you show her a little professional courtesy, Charley? 355 00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:26,340 I'm not trying to pick you up. I'm getting married in six days. 356 00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:29,677 I couldn't be happier for you. Do we have any peanuts? 357 00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:31,637 Yeah. 358 00:24:34,223 --> 00:24:36,725 - Thanks. - Yes, sir... 359 00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:39,061 finally gonna tie the old knot. 360 00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:41,313 Never thought it would happen to me. 361 00:24:41,397 --> 00:24:43,315 I'm up here on a bachelor party. 362 00:24:44,733 --> 00:24:47,236 Quiet party. 363 00:24:47,277 --> 00:24:51,156 I left early. Me and the guys, we really went wild. 364 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:54,034 I was going to drive back to L.A., but I decided... 365 00:24:54,076 --> 00:24:57,371 to stay and see your last show. 366 00:24:57,454 --> 00:25:00,708 Is there an album of yours that I could buy? 367 00:25:00,749 --> 00:25:05,379 Because if there isn't, then somebody better open their eyes... 368 00:25:05,421 --> 00:25:08,424 because I think you have one hell of a future. 369 00:25:08,465 --> 00:25:11,719 - You in show business? - No, toothpaste. 370 00:25:11,802 --> 00:25:15,389 No wonder you smile so much. 371 00:25:15,431 --> 00:25:18,183 My name's Pearl... Charley Pearl. 372 00:25:18,267 --> 00:25:20,269 Gus, got a talker down here. 373 00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:22,604 I'm in the columns now and then. 374 00:25:22,688 --> 00:25:25,774 Really? Selling toothpaste? 375 00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:29,069 I race cars, speedboats... 376 00:25:29,111 --> 00:25:31,113 play a little polo. 377 00:25:31,155 --> 00:25:33,866 You like polo? 378 00:25:33,949 --> 00:25:36,535 I would have thought a guy getting married in six days... 379 00:25:36,618 --> 00:25:38,537 would behave himself. 380 00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:41,540 - Am I out of line? - Your foot's on the edge, pal. 381 00:25:41,623 --> 00:25:45,419 Excuse me. This section just closed. 382 00:25:45,461 --> 00:25:49,381 Move to the other end of the bar, we'd be glad to pick up your tab. 383 00:25:49,465 --> 00:25:53,719 - Have I offended someone? - I don't own this hotel. 384 00:25:53,802 --> 00:25:56,555 See, no one's complaining. 385 00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:59,767 Look, I asked you nice once. Second time gets ugly. 386 00:25:59,850 --> 00:26:01,810 He's harmless, Gus. 387 00:26:01,852 --> 00:26:03,812 He's getting married in six days. 388 00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:06,815 I just want to make sure the guy shows up. 389 00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:09,651 You got two minutes to finish your drink. 390 00:26:09,735 --> 00:26:12,112 Then you run out of'em. 391 00:26:18,494 --> 00:26:20,996 Those guys must think you're pretty important. 392 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:24,249 - My fan club. - Listen... 393 00:26:24,333 --> 00:26:27,795 I know some influential people in your business. 394 00:26:27,878 --> 00:26:30,130 Is there any way they could sort of... 395 00:26:30,214 --> 00:26:33,175 - get in contact with you? - Nope. 396 00:26:33,217 --> 00:26:35,344 Don't go yet. 397 00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:37,262 Don't touch, Charley. 398 00:26:37,346 --> 00:26:39,848 Those guys know how to turn wives into widows. 399 00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:42,351 I mean it when I say you're good. 400 00:26:42,393 --> 00:26:44,978 You should be making records, playing big clubs. 401 00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:47,314 You should be in the movies. 402 00:26:47,398 --> 00:26:51,151 Charley, I'm gonna save your life. 403 00:26:51,235 --> 00:26:53,195 Do you know who I am? 404 00:26:53,237 --> 00:26:55,531 Yeah, Bugsy Siegel's girlfriend. 405 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:58,992 If they hear you call him Bugsy, they'll turn you... 406 00:26:59,076 --> 00:27:01,328 into a roulette wheel. 407 00:27:01,370 --> 00:27:03,622 I'm not brave and I'm not stupid. 408 00:27:03,706 --> 00:27:05,833 I've got 30 seconds to finish my drink... 409 00:27:05,916 --> 00:27:08,502 before they show me the door. 410 00:27:08,585 --> 00:27:12,339 Is there any way I could see you later on tonight? 411 00:27:15,050 --> 00:27:18,345 Sure, if you don't mind looking up from a grave. 412 00:27:18,429 --> 00:27:21,473 Just tell me where to go. 413 00:27:22,057 --> 00:27:25,227 Charley Pearl! 414 00:27:25,310 --> 00:27:27,521 The toothpaste king! 415 00:27:27,604 --> 00:27:32,860 Why do you want to die if you're worth 40 million bucks? 416 00:27:32,943 --> 00:27:36,196 30 million, and I don't want to die. 417 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,365 I just want to see you later on. 418 00:27:38,449 --> 00:27:39,908 Why? 419 00:27:41,618 --> 00:27:45,539 Some things are worth risking your life for. 420 00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:50,836 You have five seconds to make up your mind. 421 00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:56,425 No. What is wrong with me? 422 00:27:58,260 --> 00:28:01,555 They'll kill us both ifhe catches us. 423 00:28:01,638 --> 00:28:06,226 Makes life interesting, doesn't it? 424 00:28:08,270 --> 00:28:10,272 Five Yucca Ridge Road. 425 00:28:10,314 --> 00:28:12,524 Don't come if the porch light is on. 426 00:28:12,608 --> 00:28:16,070 I'll leave the side window open. I must be crazy.! 427 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:21,283 I've had enough. I loved the show. 428 00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:23,577 Next time, I'll bring the wife and kids. 429 00:28:23,660 --> 00:28:26,038 I know the way out. 430 00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:34,046 Jesus, the creeps they let in this joint! 431 00:28:47,142 --> 00:28:51,105 Now, Charley's brain knew that what he was doin'... 432 00:28:51,188 --> 00:28:54,274 was dumb and dangerous. 433 00:28:54,316 --> 00:28:59,238 The problem was, his brain was no longer drivin'the bus. 434 00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:04,827 Charley was about to break the two golden rules: 435 00:29:04,910 --> 00:29:08,288 One, never fool around with a gangster's girl. 436 00:29:08,372 --> 00:29:12,835 And two, never fool around with a gangster's girl. 437 00:29:16,839 --> 00:29:19,591 Where are you? 438 00:29:19,675 --> 00:29:21,844 Pulling down the shade would be a smart move. 439 00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:25,347 Right. 440 00:29:34,940 --> 00:29:36,859 Hi. 441 00:29:36,942 --> 00:29:40,487 Okay, so you're here. What do you want? 442 00:29:40,571 --> 00:29:43,323 I thought maybe we'd talk. 443 00:29:43,407 --> 00:29:45,367 About what? 444 00:29:45,409 --> 00:29:48,370 I mean... what do you mean, about what? 445 00:29:48,412 --> 00:29:52,499 I'm risking a bullet in my head to come see you. 446 00:29:52,541 --> 00:29:55,878 I got the impression that you want to see me, too. 447 00:29:55,961 --> 00:29:58,130 So, what do you want to do? 448 00:29:58,213 --> 00:30:01,342 Well, a drink would be nice. 449 00:30:01,425 --> 00:30:03,886 Soft music maybe. 450 00:30:03,969 --> 00:30:05,971 About my career. 451 00:30:08,098 --> 00:30:11,185 Oh. 452 00:30:11,226 --> 00:30:14,021 Well, uh, I meant what I said. 453 00:30:14,104 --> 00:30:16,523 I could introduce you to some influential people. 454 00:30:16,607 --> 00:30:19,902 More important than Benny Siegel? 455 00:30:19,985 --> 00:30:22,988 Well... 456 00:30:23,072 --> 00:30:25,574 without those two gorillas, Benny Siegel... 457 00:30:25,616 --> 00:30:28,994 isn't anymore important than... the doorman. 458 00:30:29,078 --> 00:30:31,205 Doormen open doors, Charley. 459 00:30:31,246 --> 00:30:34,833 Judging from your looks and this bungalow... 460 00:30:34,917 --> 00:30:37,836 I think he had something else in mind, don't you? 461 00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:40,172 And I suppose you don't. 462 00:30:40,255 --> 00:30:43,550 He gave you this job. But I don't think... 463 00:30:43,592 --> 00:30:46,553 he's really going to push your career. 464 00:30:46,595 --> 00:30:49,264 Whereas I am prepared to pick up this phone... 465 00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:52,726 and get you an appointment with Decca Records. 466 00:30:52,768 --> 00:30:55,187 Why would you do that for me? 467 00:30:55,270 --> 00:30:57,564 Why did you leave the window open? 468 00:31:00,818 --> 00:31:04,697 I don't know. I don't know. 469 00:31:04,780 --> 00:31:08,575 Besides, Benny's gettin' ready to dump me. 470 00:31:09,785 --> 00:31:13,747 That's what he went to pick up in Chicago. 471 00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:22,089 Look, I gotta tell you this. 472 00:31:22,131 --> 00:31:26,135 I couldn't take my eyes off you in that club. 473 00:31:26,218 --> 00:31:28,220 When I was sitting next to you... 474 00:31:28,303 --> 00:31:31,306 I had to fight to keep my hands off you. 475 00:31:38,981 --> 00:31:43,902 You know, sometimes something strange... 476 00:31:43,986 --> 00:31:46,947 something special happens between a man and woman. 477 00:31:47,031 --> 00:31:50,492 She may not be right for him, or he for her, but... 478 00:31:50,576 --> 00:31:52,619 it happens anyway. 479 00:31:52,703 --> 00:31:55,789 And there's not a damn thing either one can do about it. 480 00:31:55,873 --> 00:31:59,585 Are you laughing at me? 481 00:31:59,668 --> 00:32:02,421 Yeah. 482 00:32:02,504 --> 00:32:04,840 But don't go away. 483 00:32:07,176 --> 00:32:09,261 On the other hand, Adele... 484 00:32:09,345 --> 00:32:12,348 the woman I'm suppose to be married to... 485 00:32:12,431 --> 00:32:15,184 she is the absolute right woman for me. 486 00:32:15,267 --> 00:32:18,687 Lucky Adele. 487 00:32:21,690 --> 00:32:23,817 Except I don't wanna... 488 00:32:23,859 --> 00:32:27,363 devour every inch of her flesh... 489 00:32:27,446 --> 00:32:30,199 the way I want to do right now. 490 00:32:33,369 --> 00:32:37,664 - Know what I'm talking about? - Shut up, Charley. 491 00:33:04,149 --> 00:33:06,652 Oh, you smell so good. 492 00:33:11,281 --> 00:33:13,409 It's Benny. I've got to answer it. 493 00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:15,411 Forget about him. 494 00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:18,664 You gotta let me up. 495 00:33:18,747 --> 00:33:20,916 He'll kill us both if I don't answer. 496 00:33:24,795 --> 00:33:27,047 Hello. 497 00:33:27,131 --> 00:33:30,426 Hello? Benny, hi! 498 00:33:30,509 --> 00:33:34,388 No, I was just working out on the floor. 499 00:33:34,430 --> 00:33:36,056 I just... 500 00:33:36,140 --> 00:33:38,267 I know you'll be home in a few days, and I... 501 00:33:38,350 --> 00:33:40,561 just wanted to get in shape for you. 502 00:33:40,644 --> 00:33:44,440 Me, too, babe. Oh, with my heart. 503 00:33:45,149 --> 00:33:48,610 Okay, sure. Bye. 504 00:33:53,282 --> 00:33:57,202 - He has somebody new, all right. - Forget about him. 505 00:34:00,330 --> 00:34:03,292 She was workin' out on the floor. 506 00:34:04,835 --> 00:34:06,879 What did this guy look like? 507 00:34:06,962 --> 00:34:10,049 Pretty, flashy smile. 508 00:34:10,132 --> 00:34:13,093 A country club shithead. 509 00:34:13,135 --> 00:34:16,597 This is very disappointin' to me. 510 00:34:17,890 --> 00:34:21,393 You know what I mean? 511 00:34:23,645 --> 00:34:27,566 Ooo. You're an animal. 512 00:34:27,649 --> 00:34:30,736 You leave some pretty good teeth marks, yourself. 513 00:34:33,864 --> 00:34:38,077 That girl you're marrying? What's her name? 514 00:34:40,537 --> 00:34:43,165 Um... 515 00:34:43,248 --> 00:34:45,167 Adele! 516 00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:50,464 Tell her she's going to have a short, but happy, life. 517 00:34:52,841 --> 00:34:56,261 I once swung at a golf ball and thought I missed it... 518 00:34:56,345 --> 00:35:00,683 until I look up and I see it climbing in the sky... 519 00:35:00,766 --> 00:35:03,852 two hundred yards away, still climbing. 520 00:35:03,936 --> 00:35:06,689 And then it drops... 521 00:35:06,772 --> 00:35:09,983 on the green two inches from the pin. 522 00:35:10,067 --> 00:35:13,654 That is the only time I've ever felt... 523 00:35:13,737 --> 00:35:17,199 anything perfect in my whole life... 524 00:35:17,282 --> 00:35:20,703 until right now. 525 00:35:24,373 --> 00:35:27,543 That's the first time I ever felt like a golf ball. 526 00:35:27,626 --> 00:35:32,172 I've gotta see you again. We've gotta work it out. 527 00:35:32,214 --> 00:35:37,386 That's not my problem, Charley. 528 00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:39,388 Ah! 529 00:35:39,471 --> 00:35:42,850 You'll have to take that up with Bugsy. 530 00:35:42,933 --> 00:35:46,895 That's the first time you've ever called me Bugsy. 531 00:35:50,941 --> 00:35:52,901 - Oh, my God. - Um... 532 00:35:52,943 --> 00:35:56,196 - Well... - This is bad. This is so bad. 533 00:35:59,116 --> 00:36:02,870 I couldn't see much, but it didn't sound good. 534 00:36:02,953 --> 00:36:05,581 - Benny, listen to me. - Call me Bugsy. 535 00:36:05,664 --> 00:36:08,250 Benny'd be an insult to me now. 536 00:36:08,334 --> 00:36:11,545 Mr. Siegel, this is all my fault. 537 00:36:11,628 --> 00:36:13,714 She turned me down at the bar. 538 00:36:13,797 --> 00:36:17,343 I followed her car out here and broke into this room. 539 00:36:17,426 --> 00:36:20,429 I forced her, I swear to God. 540 00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:24,099 You know, I believe this to be true... 541 00:36:24,183 --> 00:36:27,394 'cause Vicki would never do such a thing, not to me. 542 00:36:28,937 --> 00:36:31,940 And so you won, huh? 543 00:36:32,024 --> 00:36:34,943 Gee... 544 00:36:35,027 --> 00:36:38,405 you must've ripped her clothes right off. 545 00:36:38,489 --> 00:36:40,407 You dragged her into this bed, right? 546 00:36:40,491 --> 00:36:42,534 - Right. - I bet she kicked and screamed. 547 00:36:42,618 --> 00:36:46,246 She must have begged you! And you said what? 548 00:36:46,288 --> 00:36:50,042 You said, "Shut up, baby, 'cause I'm takin' what I want." 549 00:36:50,125 --> 00:36:52,461 Right. That's exactly what I said. 550 00:36:52,544 --> 00:36:55,923 Is that right, sweetheart? Is that the way he did it? 551 00:36:55,964 --> 00:36:58,926 Uh, yeah, I guess. I mean... 552 00:36:58,967 --> 00:37:02,262 No, I'm... I'm so scared I don't know what to say. 553 00:37:02,346 --> 00:37:06,809 Gee, this is some ordeal. 554 00:37:08,977 --> 00:37:10,896 You know what I don't get? 555 00:37:10,979 --> 00:37:13,440 - What's your name? - Charley. 556 00:37:13,482 --> 00:37:15,776 What I don't get is why? 557 00:37:15,859 --> 00:37:18,278 You knew she was my girl. 558 00:37:18,362 --> 00:37:23,075 You knew what would happen if you got caught. 559 00:37:23,158 --> 00:37:26,495 And you were that hot to trot? 560 00:37:26,578 --> 00:37:29,498 You were that hot to get into her pants? 561 00:37:29,581 --> 00:37:32,418 That what? Charley! 562 00:37:32,501 --> 00:37:36,422 Well, I, uh... I, uh... 563 00:37:36,505 --> 00:37:39,842 I must've been drunk... too much celebrating. 564 00:37:39,925 --> 00:37:42,302 I was out here on my bachelor party. 565 00:37:42,344 --> 00:37:45,014 Right. I heard that. 566 00:37:45,097 --> 00:37:48,142 Gettin' married, huh? That's nice. 567 00:37:48,225 --> 00:37:52,980 - Congratulations, Charley. - Thank you. 568 00:37:58,444 --> 00:38:01,697 You must be as embarrassed about this as I am, right? 569 00:38:01,780 --> 00:38:06,326 Yes, this... this is embarrassing. 570 00:38:06,410 --> 00:38:09,455 All right. 571 00:38:09,538 --> 00:38:11,707 I'll tell you what. 572 00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:13,876 Why don't you both get dressed... 573 00:38:13,959 --> 00:38:16,337 'cause I think we have to talk. 574 00:38:16,420 --> 00:38:19,840 Let's get an ice cream soda somewhere, shall we? 575 00:38:23,469 --> 00:38:25,471 Hmm. 576 00:38:25,554 --> 00:38:28,557 What'd you say your old man would pay for you, Charley? 577 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,559 Pay for me? 578 00:38:30,642 --> 00:38:33,187 - You mean, as in ransom? - Naw. 579 00:38:33,270 --> 00:38:36,398 This ain't no kidnap. This is a probable cement job. 580 00:38:36,482 --> 00:38:38,567 Couple of million, you think? 581 00:38:40,652 --> 00:38:43,405 I would like to avoid involving my father. 582 00:38:43,489 --> 00:38:46,075 - He's very old, very sick. - I see. 583 00:38:46,158 --> 00:38:48,535 But I'll give you whatever I have. 584 00:38:48,619 --> 00:38:51,497 Then you're gonna pay for Vicki, too? 585 00:38:51,580 --> 00:38:54,249 You two going Dutch? 586 00:38:54,333 --> 00:38:57,211 - Come on. - Benny, I'm sorry. 587 00:38:57,252 --> 00:38:59,880 - I really am sorry. - Oh, ho-ho. 588 00:38:59,963 --> 00:39:02,925 Hey, baby, level with me. 589 00:39:02,966 --> 00:39:06,345 Is he really an animal like you said? 590 00:39:07,596 --> 00:39:10,516 Well, uh, that was just something to say. 591 00:39:10,599 --> 00:39:14,853 - I mean... - Ha, ha, ha! 592 00:39:17,856 --> 00:39:20,734 What's so funny, Charley? 593 00:39:20,776 --> 00:39:23,862 - Oh, no. - I'm so scared! 594 00:39:24,947 --> 00:39:27,741 I mean, I'm really... 595 00:39:27,783 --> 00:39:29,785 I'm really scared. 596 00:39:29,827 --> 00:39:32,413 I don't think I've ever been this scared... 597 00:39:32,454 --> 00:39:35,457 in my whole life. 598 00:39:35,499 --> 00:39:38,627 That's good. You just relax, buddy. 599 00:39:38,711 --> 00:39:41,380 'Cause you'll stop laughing real quick. 600 00:39:50,305 --> 00:39:51,765 Wake up. 601 00:39:51,807 --> 00:39:54,143 Mr. Siegel has a job for you. 602 00:39:54,226 --> 00:39:57,604 - Where are we? - My problem is this. 603 00:39:57,688 --> 00:40:02,609 Vicki was on her way out anyway. 604 00:40:02,651 --> 00:40:04,987 She was a good kid. 605 00:40:05,070 --> 00:40:07,406 And I always figured I'd set her up... 606 00:40:07,489 --> 00:40:10,743 a little business somewhere, a few bucks in her account. 607 00:40:10,826 --> 00:40:13,954 Two years with Benny, huh, baby? 608 00:40:15,205 --> 00:40:18,917 Entitles you to a little security, don't you think? 609 00:40:19,001 --> 00:40:22,171 I'll make out, I swear. 610 00:40:22,254 --> 00:40:24,757 On the other hand, if a guy screws my girl... 611 00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:27,343 he's gotta pay for her. 612 00:40:27,426 --> 00:40:31,638 So why not pay both bills at the same time? 613 00:40:33,891 --> 00:40:36,143 Come here. 614 00:40:38,354 --> 00:40:40,439 You marry her, Charley. 615 00:40:40,522 --> 00:40:42,816 That takes care ofher security. 616 00:40:42,900 --> 00:40:44,943 And she marries you. 617 00:40:45,027 --> 00:40:48,030 Then I fucked up your life, 'cause she's no damn good. 618 00:40:48,113 --> 00:40:50,991 Everybody gets something this way, see? 619 00:40:51,033 --> 00:40:55,162 That's how I've run the biggest hotel in Las Vegas, Charley. 620 00:40:55,204 --> 00:40:57,539 Bobby, you want to hit it? 621 00:40:57,623 --> 00:40:59,792 You gotta be kidding me. 622 00:40:59,875 --> 00:41:02,503 I can't marry her. I'm marrying somebody else. 623 00:41:02,586 --> 00:41:05,130 I know, the Hollywood big shot's daughter. 624 00:41:05,214 --> 00:41:07,800 After he reads the morning papers... 625 00:41:07,883 --> 00:41:10,552 he's gonna cancel the caterers. 626 00:41:10,636 --> 00:41:12,721 Vicki, come on. 627 00:41:12,805 --> 00:41:14,807 Take the arm of your animal. 628 00:41:14,890 --> 00:41:16,684 Come on. 629 00:41:16,767 --> 00:41:19,645 - Step up to the altar. - This is crazy! 630 00:41:19,728 --> 00:41:21,563 This is what? 631 00:41:21,647 --> 00:41:25,359 - It's not that. We don't have a wedding license. - No. 632 00:41:25,442 --> 00:41:28,362 It's okay. I own the chapel. 633 00:41:28,404 --> 00:41:30,906 - We don't have a ring. - No, we don't. 634 00:41:33,158 --> 00:41:34,660 Ah! 635 00:41:41,667 --> 00:41:43,711 Uh, uh... 636 00:41:43,794 --> 00:41:46,046 - What? - Can I see your hand? 637 00:41:46,088 --> 00:41:48,048 Anything here with your size? 638 00:41:48,090 --> 00:41:51,051 - Try this one. - That doesn't fit. I can tell by... 639 00:41:51,093 --> 00:41:55,055 - Give me that one back. - That's not the one. 640 00:41:55,139 --> 00:41:57,057 - I've got it on my finger. - That's mine. 641 00:41:57,141 --> 00:41:59,351 - That's the one I give you. - This one isn't right. 642 00:41:59,435 --> 00:42:01,353 We're just workin' out the ring thing. 643 00:42:01,437 --> 00:42:03,856 Got it. 644 00:42:08,444 --> 00:42:11,447 Do you, Victoria Rosemary Anderson... 645 00:42:11,488 --> 00:42:15,534 take Charles for your lawful wedded husband? 646 00:42:19,121 --> 00:42:21,373 I'm sorry, we can't hear in the back. 647 00:42:21,457 --> 00:42:24,585 Speak up, dear. 648 00:42:26,170 --> 00:42:28,088 Uh, she did. 649 00:42:28,172 --> 00:42:30,132 And do you, Charles Raymond Pearl... 650 00:42:30,215 --> 00:42:32,426 take Victoria to be your lawfully wedded wife... 651 00:42:32,468 --> 00:42:35,929 for as long as you both shall live? 652 00:42:38,223 --> 00:42:41,602 It... It's not that you're, uh... 653 00:42:41,643 --> 00:42:44,104 I really think that you're, uh... 654 00:42:44,146 --> 00:42:46,648 The thing is, that... 655 00:42:49,401 --> 00:42:51,320 Yeah, I do. 656 00:42:51,403 --> 00:42:53,739 - Did you hear that? - Perfectly. 657 00:42:53,822 --> 00:42:56,116 With the power vested in me... 658 00:42:56,200 --> 00:43:00,329 I now pronounce you man and wife. 659 00:43:03,665 --> 00:43:05,793 Hey, no kiss? 660 00:43:05,834 --> 00:43:07,836 Where's the kiss? 661 00:43:07,878 --> 00:43:12,341 We've seen the other stuff. We want to see a little kiss. 662 00:43:21,350 --> 00:43:25,312 D 663 00:43:33,696 --> 00:43:36,615 Rush it. I want to make that early edition. 664 00:43:36,699 --> 00:43:38,826 No problem. 665 00:43:38,867 --> 00:43:41,537 You know what, Charley? 666 00:43:41,620 --> 00:43:44,123 I got a feeling one day you're gonna wish... 667 00:43:44,206 --> 00:43:46,458 we gave you that cement job. 668 00:43:46,750 --> 00:43:50,045 I just said to the guys yesterday... 669 00:43:50,129 --> 00:43:52,172 "Hot always gets you into trouble." 670 00:43:52,256 --> 00:43:55,384 When you're hot, you can bet it's gonna screw up your life. 671 00:43:55,467 --> 00:43:57,469 I didn't rape you. 672 00:43:57,553 --> 00:44:00,514 I just left the window open a little. 673 00:44:00,556 --> 00:44:03,851 It's too bad you don't have the balls you had last night. 674 00:44:03,934 --> 00:44:07,146 Did I blame you? It's my mistake. 675 00:44:07,229 --> 00:44:10,649 - I'm the one that made the first move. - Gee, thanks. 676 00:44:10,733 --> 00:44:13,068 Are you always gonna be... 677 00:44:13,152 --> 00:44:15,571 this cheerful in the morning? 678 00:44:15,654 --> 00:44:18,741 What mornings? This is the first morning and the last. 679 00:44:18,824 --> 00:44:21,035 What I said last night was the truth. 680 00:44:21,118 --> 00:44:23,537 It was the greatest experience of my life. 681 00:44:23,579 --> 00:44:26,707 I want you. I just don't want to be married to you. 682 00:44:26,790 --> 00:44:29,168 I cannot believe that I'm driving around... 683 00:44:29,251 --> 00:44:31,503 in a brand-new Packard convertible... 684 00:44:31,587 --> 00:44:35,007 married to a man worth millions, and I want to throw up! 685 00:44:35,090 --> 00:44:37,426 I was the only one having a good time last night? 686 00:44:37,509 --> 00:44:40,429 - Maybe. - Do you always moan, scream... 687 00:44:40,512 --> 00:44:43,390 and drive your fingernails into somebody you're bored with? 688 00:44:43,474 --> 00:44:47,227 No, I really had a terrific time last night. 689 00:44:47,311 --> 00:44:50,230 It's just that I haven't been happy since we got married. 690 00:44:50,314 --> 00:44:53,108 We'll get it annulled as soon as we get back to L.A. 691 00:44:53,192 --> 00:44:55,569 Fast enough for you, lover boy? 692 00:44:55,652 --> 00:44:58,947 No, we can do it quicker. 693 00:44:59,031 --> 00:45:02,201 I have a lawyer in Palm Springs. We'll be there in 20 minutes. 694 00:45:02,284 --> 00:45:06,580 Fine. Does breakfast go with that? 695 00:45:06,622 --> 00:45:08,707 Look, I'll make good. 696 00:45:08,791 --> 00:45:10,918 I'll come up with a settlement. 697 00:45:11,001 --> 00:45:13,796 10, 20 thousand... whatever you want. 698 00:45:16,632 --> 00:45:20,219 Don't treat me like a bimbo, Charley. 699 00:45:20,969 --> 00:45:23,722 It's my wedding day. 700 00:45:23,806 --> 00:45:25,766 I'm sorry. 701 00:45:25,849 --> 00:45:30,396 I didn't mean to... I'm really sorry. 702 00:45:41,031 --> 00:45:43,117 Oh, shit! 703 00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:46,161 Wow! 704 00:45:46,245 --> 00:45:48,956 I've never been on the front page before. 705 00:45:49,039 --> 00:45:52,459 Could I have a few to send to my family? 706 00:45:52,501 --> 00:45:56,922 "Heir forsakes studio princess for lounge singer." 707 00:45:57,006 --> 00:45:59,008 Those'll do. 708 00:46:00,384 --> 00:46:03,762 I wonder what it would cost to buy every copy in L.A.? 709 00:46:03,846 --> 00:46:08,517 If she loves you, she'll wait for you. 710 00:46:10,894 --> 00:46:14,606 Her father's probably waiting for me, too. 711 00:46:14,690 --> 00:46:16,608 I wish I was dead. 712 00:46:16,692 --> 00:46:18,193 Thanks. 713 00:46:21,530 --> 00:46:23,782 Hey.! 714 00:46:23,866 --> 00:46:28,370 - You coming? - I don't think so. 715 00:46:32,875 --> 00:46:35,294 Where are you gonna go? 716 00:46:35,377 --> 00:46:39,506 You don't have any money, a car, any clothes. 717 00:46:39,548 --> 00:46:42,509 Come on. I'll set you up in L.A. 718 00:46:42,593 --> 00:46:45,637 You know, you guys are all alike. 719 00:46:46,972 --> 00:46:50,684 There are two things I'm gonna do from now on... 720 00:46:50,726 --> 00:46:53,562 I'm gonna earn my own living... 721 00:46:53,645 --> 00:46:56,357 and I'm gonna keep my window shut. 722 00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:59,234 So long, Charley. 723 00:47:06,909 --> 00:47:09,203 Three months! 724 00:47:09,286 --> 00:47:12,581 You want Adele Horner to wait three months... 725 00:47:12,664 --> 00:47:16,043 until you get annulled from some cheap, blonde bombshell... 726 00:47:16,085 --> 00:47:18,420 bimbo cocktail waitress? 727 00:47:18,504 --> 00:47:21,173 She's not a cocktail waitress. She sings with a band. 728 00:47:21,256 --> 00:47:23,676 I've been trying to tell you... 729 00:47:23,759 --> 00:47:26,220 we did not get married of our own free will! 730 00:47:26,261 --> 00:47:29,348 We were kidnapped and forced to get married at gunpoint. 731 00:47:29,431 --> 00:47:31,517 At gunpoint? 732 00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:33,894 What is that, a new crime wave? 733 00:47:33,936 --> 00:47:36,605 They grab people on the street and make them get married? 734 00:47:36,689 --> 00:47:39,024 I warned you about him, didn't I? 735 00:47:39,108 --> 00:47:42,778 Nobody gets forced to get married at gunpoint except hillbillies. 736 00:47:42,861 --> 00:47:47,449 And you're no hillbilly, you pervert polo-playing goddamn playboy! 737 00:47:47,533 --> 00:47:51,745 - Do I look stupid? Do I look like a schmuck? - No, sir. 738 00:47:51,829 --> 00:47:55,040 Bugsy Siegel may be crazy. But stupid, he's not. 739 00:47:55,124 --> 00:47:58,252 Those people out there kill for power, money! 740 00:47:58,335 --> 00:48:00,587 But this thing he did for revenge. 741 00:48:00,629 --> 00:48:03,716 For talking to his ex-girlfriend he might break your legs. 742 00:48:03,799 --> 00:48:06,552 - You got broken legs, Charley? - No, sir. 743 00:48:07,886 --> 00:48:12,558 What else did you do besides talk to her? 744 00:48:14,476 --> 00:48:17,730 The rest of the story contains certain... 745 00:48:17,813 --> 00:48:20,774 indelicacies which are best discussed among men. 746 00:48:20,816 --> 00:48:23,610 Indelicacies? 747 00:48:23,694 --> 00:48:27,281 We sent out 400 wedding invitations! 748 00:48:27,322 --> 00:48:32,244 The governor and both senators are flying in from Washington! 749 00:48:32,327 --> 00:48:35,622 On this morning's front page of the Los Angeles Globe... 750 00:48:35,706 --> 00:48:37,666 is a picture of you... 751 00:48:37,750 --> 00:48:40,627 Bugsy Siegel, and the bimbo getting married... 752 00:48:40,669 --> 00:48:43,505 in some Las Vegas quickie wedding chapel. 753 00:48:43,589 --> 00:48:47,468 On page 12 is the announcement of the engagement... 754 00:48:47,551 --> 00:48:49,970 of my daughter to the same man... 755 00:48:50,012 --> 00:48:52,014 whose fucking picture is on page one. 756 00:48:52,056 --> 00:48:54,308 And you want to talk about indelicacies! 757 00:48:54,391 --> 00:48:57,644 I can see you don't want to hear my side of the story. 758 00:48:57,728 --> 00:49:01,940 They're laughing at me at every studio in town. 759 00:49:02,024 --> 00:49:06,779 I make family pictures! Families bring their kids. 760 00:49:06,862 --> 00:49:10,032 Children sing songs, and buy toy bunny rabbits... 761 00:49:10,115 --> 00:49:13,619 and ducks that go "quack" in my pictures. 762 00:49:13,702 --> 00:49:15,829 I'll break your ass, you fucking little shithead. 763 00:49:15,871 --> 00:49:18,457 Get out of my house before I kick you out. 764 00:49:18,540 --> 00:49:20,793 - I'm sorry, Adele. - Don't talk to him. 765 00:49:20,876 --> 00:49:23,837 - You'll never forgive me. - She doesn't forgive you.! 766 00:49:23,879 --> 00:49:26,298 - I'd like to explain it. - Get the fuck out of here! 767 00:49:26,382 --> 00:49:29,176 I'm not going to give up, because I'm in love with you! 768 00:49:29,259 --> 00:49:32,680 Mr. Horner, we'll talk. 769 00:49:32,721 --> 00:49:34,973 You'd better start eating at home... 770 00:49:35,057 --> 00:49:37,643 'cause you won't get into a restaurant in this city. 771 00:49:37,726 --> 00:49:40,562 You won't get a table, a chair, a plate... 772 00:49:40,646 --> 00:49:43,691 a piece of lettuce that dropped off the tray! 773 00:49:43,774 --> 00:49:46,735 You're through in this town. You're a dead man. 774 00:49:46,819 --> 00:49:50,489 In tomorrow's obituaries, I'm puttin' in... 775 00:49:50,572 --> 00:49:52,700 "Died today, Charles Raymond Pearl. 776 00:49:52,741 --> 00:49:54,702 "Cause of death... 777 00:49:54,743 --> 00:49:59,081 a fucking flaw in his fucking character." 778 00:50:03,669 --> 00:50:06,922 Dl just want to swing with you 779 00:50:07,006 --> 00:50:08,924 - d Swing with you d - Take that down. 780 00:50:09,008 --> 00:50:12,428 Charley. 781 00:50:12,511 --> 00:50:16,098 This thing... it'll pass. 782 00:50:17,516 --> 00:50:21,103 Maybe not in our lifetime, but it'll pass. 783 00:50:25,190 --> 00:50:27,568 The guy's not eating. 784 00:50:27,609 --> 00:50:31,405 - You gotta eat, Charley. - I'm not hungry. 785 00:50:33,490 --> 00:50:35,409 He's not hungry. 786 00:50:37,828 --> 00:50:40,456 You gotta get out more, Charley. 787 00:50:40,539 --> 00:50:43,250 You can't stay cooped up on the patio... 788 00:50:43,292 --> 00:50:45,753 Iooking out at the same panoramic view every night. 789 00:50:45,836 --> 00:50:49,256 Forget it. No woman is worth starving for. 790 00:50:49,298 --> 00:50:53,093 - Just another broad. - Adele Horner is no broad. 791 00:50:53,177 --> 00:50:55,554 Thought you were thinking of Vicki. 792 00:50:55,637 --> 00:50:58,432 Have you heard from her? 793 00:50:58,515 --> 00:51:01,101 - Vicki? - No, Adele. 794 00:51:01,185 --> 00:51:03,604 They won't put my calls through. 795 00:51:03,687 --> 00:51:05,814 I hear she's in San Diego. 796 00:51:05,898 --> 00:51:10,069 - Adele? - No, Vicki. 797 00:51:10,152 --> 00:51:12,946 She's singing in some joint. 798 00:51:21,663 --> 00:51:24,458 I just can't get that woman out of my mind. 799 00:51:29,588 --> 00:51:32,007 Which one? 800 00:51:32,091 --> 00:51:34,343 Excuse me, Mr. Charley. 801 00:51:35,678 --> 00:51:38,305 There's a lady here to see you. 802 00:51:42,685 --> 00:51:44,812 Even money, it's Adele. 803 00:51:44,895 --> 00:51:47,439 I'll take a C-note on the songbird. 804 00:51:48,691 --> 00:51:51,860 You got my letter? 805 00:51:51,944 --> 00:51:55,614 I hate you so much... 806 00:51:55,698 --> 00:51:58,534 because I'm still in love with you... 807 00:51:58,617 --> 00:52:00,953 partly because you're so bad... 808 00:52:01,036 --> 00:52:03,330 and partly because you're so honest. 809 00:52:03,414 --> 00:52:06,667 I don't know another man who'd admit to his future wife... 810 00:52:06,750 --> 00:52:08,669 that he'd slept with another woman... 811 00:52:08,752 --> 00:52:11,714 six days before their wedding. 812 00:52:11,797 --> 00:52:15,175 I think Mr. Siegel let you off easy. 813 00:52:15,217 --> 00:52:17,803 If I had walked into that room and saw you in bed... 814 00:52:17,886 --> 00:52:21,015 I would have shot you and her on the spot. 815 00:52:21,098 --> 00:52:24,560 Especially her! 816 00:52:24,643 --> 00:52:29,148 You go and write these loving things to me on "last page," 817 00:52:29,231 --> 00:52:32,026 and I don't know what to think. 818 00:52:32,067 --> 00:52:34,028 Do you still want to marry me? 819 00:52:34,111 --> 00:52:36,030 - Yes, Adele. - Why? 820 00:52:36,113 --> 00:52:38,657 - I'm still in love with you. - Why did you sleep with her? 821 00:52:38,741 --> 00:52:42,369 - You won't like my answer. - Say it anyway. 822 00:52:44,496 --> 00:52:46,707 I just had to have her. 823 00:52:48,500 --> 00:52:51,420 You're right, I hate it. 824 00:52:51,503 --> 00:52:53,839 - Do you still see her? - No. 825 00:52:53,922 --> 00:52:56,717 - Do you still want her? Don't lie. - No.! 826 00:52:56,759 --> 00:52:59,219 A little, but it'll go away. 827 00:52:59,261 --> 00:53:01,889 - Oh, Charley. - Marry me, Adele. 828 00:53:01,972 --> 00:53:04,516 I'll never see her again. I'll stop wanting her. 829 00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:07,269 - I swear. - You're still lying. 830 00:53:07,353 --> 00:53:10,230 Not to me, but to yourself. 831 00:53:14,693 --> 00:53:19,615 I'm going to Europe with my father for three months. 832 00:53:19,698 --> 00:53:24,578 You should be free from that... person by then. 833 00:53:24,661 --> 00:53:26,872 I'll be home on September 9th. 834 00:53:26,955 --> 00:53:30,459 You can call me on September 10th. 835 00:53:32,670 --> 00:53:35,297 Good-bye, Charley. 836 00:53:37,007 --> 00:53:39,927 And so, Adele went to Europe to think... 837 00:53:39,968 --> 00:53:42,096 and Charley buried himself in his work... 838 00:53:42,179 --> 00:53:46,892 Well, playboy work. But his heartjust wasn't in it. 839 00:54:00,489 --> 00:54:02,408 Heyyy! 840 00:54:04,993 --> 00:54:06,578 Ah, shit! 841 00:54:14,753 --> 00:54:16,797 If Adele didn't come home soon... 842 00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:21,677 there wouldn't be much of Charley to come home to. 843 00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:24,638 Then, finally it came... September 10th. 844 00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:28,976 The morning line on Adele saying "yes" was eight to five. 845 00:54:29,018 --> 00:54:32,271 I took the odds and bet on cupid. 846 00:54:34,273 --> 00:54:36,191 So... 847 00:54:38,527 --> 00:54:42,489 - did you miss Adele, Charley? - Yes, sir. 848 00:54:42,531 --> 00:54:46,660 - Have you been behaving yourself? - Yes, sir. 849 00:54:46,702 --> 00:54:50,164 You haven't been seeing anyone you shouldn't be? 850 00:54:50,247 --> 00:54:54,043 Yes, sir. Sorry... no, sir. 851 00:54:56,920 --> 00:55:00,841 I was young once myself, Charley. 852 00:55:00,883 --> 00:55:04,636 And I also made some big mistakes in my time. 853 00:55:04,678 --> 00:55:07,514 But I did everything I could to rectify those mistakes. 854 00:55:07,598 --> 00:55:09,516 I understand. 855 00:55:09,600 --> 00:55:14,188 It would take you 1200 years to rectify yours. 856 00:55:14,271 --> 00:55:17,232 That's a long time to wait to start a family. 857 00:55:18,317 --> 00:55:20,486 Yes, sir. 858 00:55:20,569 --> 00:55:23,489 So here's the deal. 859 00:55:23,572 --> 00:55:26,200 You get married one week from tonight... 860 00:55:26,241 --> 00:55:29,161 a simple ceremony, no guests, quiet as a grave. 861 00:55:29,244 --> 00:55:32,164 A retired judge will do it in my study. 862 00:55:32,247 --> 00:55:34,416 The servants will be given the night off. 863 00:55:34,500 --> 00:55:37,336 I'm takin' no chances on another scandal, understand? 864 00:55:37,419 --> 00:55:39,004 Perfectly, sir. 865 00:55:39,088 --> 00:55:42,257 One other item. 866 00:55:42,341 --> 00:55:44,718 I want you to put up a half-a-million-dollar bond... 867 00:55:44,802 --> 00:55:46,720 to be held in escrow. 868 00:55:46,804 --> 00:55:49,723 At the end of the ceremony, it'll be returned to you. 869 00:55:49,765 --> 00:55:53,852 If you don't show up, you'll be the generous benefactor of an orphanage. 870 00:55:53,936 --> 00:55:57,106 - Is that acceptable? - It's not to me! 871 00:55:57,189 --> 00:56:00,067 I don't think I should have to buy someone to marry me. 872 00:56:00,150 --> 00:56:02,569 He's not being bought to marry you... 873 00:56:02,611 --> 00:56:05,030 but he's paying up if he doesn't. 874 00:56:05,114 --> 00:56:07,741 That's acceptable to me, sir. 875 00:56:07,825 --> 00:56:11,620 A final item... 876 00:56:11,704 --> 00:56:14,415 Not a word of this wedding to anyone. 877 00:56:14,498 --> 00:56:18,794 - If there's a leak or rumor, it's off. - You have my word. 878 00:56:18,877 --> 00:56:21,880 Put the check on the desk in my library. 879 00:56:21,964 --> 00:56:26,427 Make it out to the Culver City Boys' Orphanage. 880 00:56:31,306 --> 00:56:34,226 I regret using such foul language at our last meeting. 881 00:56:34,309 --> 00:56:36,437 It was uncharacteristic of me. 882 00:56:36,478 --> 00:56:39,565 I deserved it, sir. 883 00:56:39,648 --> 00:56:42,234 I'll see you here one week from tonight. 884 00:56:42,317 --> 00:56:44,570 If not, the next time you go on a honeymoon... 885 00:56:44,653 --> 00:56:47,239 you'll go as a eunuch. 886 00:56:51,535 --> 00:56:53,579 Okay, two nights later... 887 00:56:53,662 --> 00:56:55,622 Tony was opening at the St. Tropez Club... 888 00:56:55,706 --> 00:57:00,419 with a couple of new songs Sammy had written just for him. 889 00:57:00,502 --> 00:57:03,255 It's a big night for everybody, very big. 890 00:57:03,339 --> 00:57:07,134 - What happened with Adele? - Nothing much. She's fine. 891 00:57:07,176 --> 00:57:09,345 I can't get a word outta this guy. 892 00:57:09,428 --> 00:57:12,306 Charley, something's cooking. I can tell. 893 00:57:12,389 --> 00:57:14,850 Nothing. I swear. 894 00:57:14,933 --> 00:57:19,521 It's not my night. Everything's going wrong. 895 00:57:19,605 --> 00:57:23,817 Tony's nervous 'cause the MGM people didn't show yet. 896 00:57:23,859 --> 00:57:26,153 Then, the opening act cancels. Laryngitis. 897 00:57:26,195 --> 00:57:29,114 - Honey, what a shame. - No opening act? 898 00:57:29,198 --> 00:57:31,825 What's he need? 20, 30 minutes? 899 00:57:31,909 --> 00:57:34,328 I would do this for Tony, nobody else. 900 00:57:34,411 --> 00:57:38,332 Relax. They got somebody else. Just sit down. 901 00:57:38,374 --> 00:57:40,668 Ladies and gentlemen, the management regrets... 902 00:57:40,751 --> 00:57:44,004 Miss Amber Wayne will be unable to appear... 903 00:57:44,046 --> 00:57:48,509 but delights presenting in her first Los Angeles appearance... 904 00:57:48,550 --> 00:57:52,012 Miss Vicki Anderson. 905 00:57:55,391 --> 00:57:57,309 Jesus. 906 00:57:57,393 --> 00:57:59,978 You know what the odds are on this happening? 907 00:58:00,020 --> 00:58:01,980 Impossible to one. 908 00:58:02,022 --> 00:58:05,484 ♪ Every honey bee ♪ 909 00:58:05,567 --> 00:58:09,154 ♪ Fills with jealousy ♪ 910 00:58:09,238 --> 00:58:12,658 ♪ When they see you out with me ♪ 911 00:58:12,741 --> 00:58:18,080 ♪ I don't blame them goodness knows ♪ 912 00:58:18,163 --> 00:58:21,834 ♪ Honeysuckle rose ♪ 913 00:58:24,086 --> 00:58:27,089 ♪ Don't cry 914 00:58:27,172 --> 00:58:30,551 ♪ Sugar ♪ 915 00:58:30,592 --> 00:58:34,346 ♪ You just have to touch my cup ♪ 916 00:58:34,430 --> 00:58:38,726 ♪ You're my sugar 917 00:58:38,809 --> 00:58:41,020 She looks familiar. 918 00:58:42,354 --> 00:58:44,857 Charley, isn't that... Ow! 919 00:58:44,898 --> 00:58:48,235 Charley, I didn't know it was gonna be her. 920 00:58:48,277 --> 00:58:51,613 - I gotta get outta here. - And miss Tony's opening? 921 00:58:51,697 --> 00:58:55,868 - He'll never forgive you. - If Lew Horner finds out that she and I are in the same club... 922 00:58:55,909 --> 00:58:57,536 he's gonna call the whole thing off. 923 00:58:57,619 --> 00:58:59,913 - Call what off? - That's it! I knew it. 924 00:58:59,955 --> 00:59:03,292 - You and Adele are getting married. - Not unless I beat it now! 925 00:59:05,461 --> 00:59:07,338 Tell Tony I got sick. 926 00:59:09,298 --> 00:59:12,468 - What's wrong with him? - Slight heart attack. 927 00:59:12,551 --> 00:59:15,888 ♪ You just have to 928 00:59:15,929 --> 00:59:18,474 ♪ Touch my cup 929 00:59:18,557 --> 00:59:24,772 ♪ You're my sugar 930 00:59:24,813 --> 00:59:26,774 ♪ It's sweet 931 00:59:26,815 --> 00:59:29,276 ♪ When you stir it up 932 00:59:29,318 --> 00:59:35,199 ♪ When I'm taking sips from your tasty lips 933 00:59:35,282 --> 00:59:39,203 ♪ Seems the honey fairly drips 934 00:59:39,286 --> 00:59:42,331 ♪ You're confection 935 00:59:42,498 --> 00:59:45,000 ♪ Goodness knows 936 00:59:45,042 --> 00:59:52,049 ♪ Honey... suckle rose 937 00:59:52,132 --> 00:59:55,719 Mmm-yeah. 938 01:00:02,393 --> 01:00:05,229 Good. She's very good. 939 01:00:20,452 --> 01:00:23,872 There wasn't a window, so I decided to use the door. 940 01:00:28,752 --> 01:00:31,255 So how are you? 941 01:00:33,924 --> 01:00:36,593 I'm okay. 942 01:00:37,886 --> 01:00:41,181 I see you didn't have any trouble... 943 01:00:41,223 --> 01:00:43,851 getting back on your feet. 944 01:00:49,982 --> 01:00:52,860 I really shouldn't be here talking to you. 945 01:00:52,901 --> 01:00:57,114 It usually gets us in trouble. 946 01:00:57,197 --> 01:01:00,617 Oh, God.! I'm so clumsy.! 947 01:01:00,701 --> 01:01:03,370 Let me help you with that. 948 01:01:05,289 --> 01:01:08,042 I guess I shouldn't tell you this either... 949 01:01:08,083 --> 01:01:11,378 but I'm supposed to be... getting married... 950 01:01:11,420 --> 01:01:14,590 on Tuesday. 951 01:01:14,673 --> 01:01:16,717 Well! 952 01:01:16,759 --> 01:01:20,304 Good for Adele. 953 01:01:20,387 --> 01:01:22,556 She hung in there. 954 01:01:22,598 --> 01:01:24,224 Yeah. 955 01:01:24,266 --> 01:01:25,976 So how 'bout you? 956 01:01:26,060 --> 01:01:30,314 - Charley... - I mean, are you seeing anybody? 957 01:01:30,397 --> 01:01:33,067 I've only been annulled two weeks. 958 01:01:33,108 --> 01:01:35,444 What's the rush? 959 01:01:35,527 --> 01:01:37,488 Yeah. 960 01:01:37,571 --> 01:01:41,575 Tony's gonna kill me if I don't see the show. 961 01:01:41,617 --> 01:01:44,119 Your life is always being threatened... 962 01:01:44,203 --> 01:01:47,456 isn't it, Charley? 963 01:01:47,498 --> 01:01:49,833 I really gotta go. 964 01:01:49,917 --> 01:01:53,337 I just wanted to drop by and say hello. 965 01:01:53,420 --> 01:01:56,757 The real reason I came by was to see... 966 01:01:56,799 --> 01:02:00,260 if I could be around you and still want to get married. 967 01:02:00,344 --> 01:02:03,931 I guess I'm reasonably safe. 968 01:02:05,766 --> 01:02:10,813 Well, you know how I like to see you happy, Charley. 969 01:02:14,858 --> 01:02:16,819 Well... 970 01:02:18,904 --> 01:02:20,823 bye. 971 01:02:31,500 --> 01:02:33,627 - I was just thinking... - I was just thinking... 972 01:02:33,669 --> 01:02:35,629 Me, too. What? 973 01:02:35,671 --> 01:02:39,174 If you weren't going to be too long... 974 01:02:39,258 --> 01:02:42,803 maybe I could... give you a ride home. 975 01:02:44,054 --> 01:02:45,973 I have a car. 976 01:02:49,935 --> 01:02:52,021 Mine's bigger. 977 01:03:00,821 --> 01:03:05,868 ♪ You... you're driving me crazy 978 01:03:05,951 --> 01:03:10,706 ♪ What did I do baby, whatever did I do 979 01:03:12,166 --> 01:03:15,044 ♪ My tears for you 980 01:03:15,127 --> 01:03:19,089 ♪ They make everything hazy 981 01:03:19,173 --> 01:03:24,428 ♪ Clouds in the sky that usedto be blue 982 01:03:25,888 --> 01:03:27,765 ♪ How true 983 01:03:27,848 --> 01:03:31,060 ♪ Were the friends who were near me to cheer me 984 01:03:31,143 --> 01:03:33,562 ♪ Believe me they knew but you 985 01:03:33,604 --> 01:03:36,190 ♪ Were the kind who wouldhurt me 986 01:03:36,273 --> 01:03:38,692 ♪ Desert me when I needed you 987 01:03:38,734 --> 01:03:41,862 ♪ Yeah, you baby, you 988 01:03:41,945 --> 01:03:45,240 ♪ You're driving me crazy 989 01:03:45,282 --> 01:03:49,411 ♪ What did I do did I do to you 990 01:04:05,511 --> 01:04:07,680 ♪ How true 991 01:04:07,763 --> 01:04:10,432 ♪ Were the friends who were near me to cheer me 992 01:04:10,516 --> 01:04:12,893 ♪ Believe me they knew but you 993 01:04:12,935 --> 01:04:15,562 ♪ Were the kind who would hurt me 994 01:04:15,604 --> 01:04:17,940 ♪ Desert me when I needed you 995 01:04:18,023 --> 01:04:21,110 ♪ Yeah, you, yeah, yeah, yeah, you 996 01:04:21,193 --> 01:04:24,321 ♪ You're driving me crazy 997 01:04:24,405 --> 01:04:26,782 ♪ What did I do 998 01:04:26,865 --> 01:04:29,827 ♪ Tell me what did I do to you 999 01:04:29,910 --> 01:04:33,372 ♪ Please what did I do 1000 01:04:33,455 --> 01:04:35,455 ♪ To you 1001 01:04:43,966 --> 01:04:46,385 Tony! 1002 01:04:48,595 --> 01:04:50,556 Oh, Jesus. 1003 01:04:52,433 --> 01:04:55,436 That just cost me a half-a-million bucks. 1004 01:04:55,477 --> 01:04:58,313 No, mister. 1005 01:04:58,397 --> 01:05:02,192 That... was just for old-time's sake. 1006 01:05:05,654 --> 01:05:07,823 I don't think so. 1007 01:05:07,906 --> 01:05:11,035 You know it and I know it. 1008 01:05:12,661 --> 01:05:16,206 It's gonna be like this for the rest of our lives. 1009 01:05:16,290 --> 01:05:19,126 When you walked away from me that day... 1010 01:05:19,168 --> 01:05:22,129 flat as a penny, without a red cent... 1011 01:05:22,171 --> 01:05:24,214 I couldn't believe it. 1012 01:05:25,507 --> 01:05:27,801 I said to myself... 1013 01:05:27,843 --> 01:05:31,972 "If I had a woman like that... 1014 01:05:32,014 --> 01:05:35,309 I would want to spend the rest of my life with her." 1015 01:05:35,351 --> 01:05:37,436 Charley... 1016 01:05:38,520 --> 01:05:40,939 do you really love me? 1017 01:05:41,023 --> 01:05:43,484 I mean, really love me? 1018 01:05:43,525 --> 01:05:45,861 'Cause when you walked out of my dressing room... 1019 01:05:45,944 --> 01:05:48,280 and I thought you were never coming back... 1020 01:05:48,364 --> 01:05:51,533 I wanted to die. 1021 01:06:02,878 --> 01:06:05,547 I do love you, baby. 1022 01:06:07,383 --> 01:06:10,552 I have never been this happy... 1023 01:06:10,636 --> 01:06:14,890 in my entire, spoiled, rotten life. 1024 01:06:22,523 --> 01:06:25,776 It was a beautiful wedding, even better than the first. 1025 01:06:25,859 --> 01:06:28,529 Better entertainment. I was the best man. 1026 01:06:28,570 --> 01:06:31,073 I did 40 minutes ofboffo material. 1027 01:06:31,156 --> 01:06:33,909 It was beautiful, not to brag. 1028 01:06:33,992 --> 01:06:36,745 Tony sang a song that Sammy wrote for the occasion called... 1029 01:06:36,829 --> 01:06:40,416 "The girl that I marry, then married." 1030 01:06:40,499 --> 01:06:43,669 The other girls, being single, naturally cried at the wedding. 1031 01:06:43,752 --> 01:06:46,171 Somewhere else in Hollywood... 1032 01:06:46,255 --> 01:06:48,757 someone was crying more than anybody. 1033 01:06:54,221 --> 01:06:57,391 He's dead! The man is dead. 1034 01:06:57,474 --> 01:06:59,768 I'll get pictures of him dead. 1035 01:06:59,810 --> 01:07:03,772 You can pin 'em on your wall and throw darts at them. 1036 01:07:03,814 --> 01:07:07,276 Last time, he tells us, he got married at gunpoint. 1037 01:07:07,317 --> 01:07:10,612 What did they have this time? A cannon? 1038 01:07:13,657 --> 01:07:15,534 Mr. Pearl? 1039 01:07:17,411 --> 01:07:21,623 We're almost done packing. I'll call you to pick up the bags. 1040 01:07:21,707 --> 01:07:24,710 We got a going-away gift for you... 1041 01:07:24,793 --> 01:07:27,463 from a friend. 1042 01:07:31,550 --> 01:07:34,178 Wait a minute, fellas. 1043 01:07:34,261 --> 01:07:37,181 If he can pay you, I'll pay you double. 1044 01:07:37,264 --> 01:07:40,142 He already paid us double. 1045 01:07:40,809 --> 01:07:42,311 Charley? 1046 01:07:45,856 --> 01:07:47,483 Aaah! 1047 01:07:49,485 --> 01:07:50,819 Aaah! 1048 01:07:59,953 --> 01:08:03,207 Daddy, don't kill him. 1049 01:08:03,290 --> 01:08:07,670 Maybe he'll change his mind again. 1050 01:08:07,753 --> 01:08:11,423 What the hell did he see in you in the first place? 1051 01:08:13,509 --> 01:08:15,969 Where are we goin', fellas? 1052 01:08:37,449 --> 01:08:39,535 Charley, Charley! 1053 01:08:41,578 --> 01:08:44,415 Charley? Charley? 1054 01:08:47,418 --> 01:08:51,130 I'm sorry about the honeymoon, Vicki. 1055 01:08:52,965 --> 01:08:54,883 Huh? 1056 01:08:54,967 --> 01:08:59,638 I said, "I'm sorry about the honeymoon." 1057 01:08:59,722 --> 01:09:02,182 Oh, that's okay, honey. 1058 01:09:02,266 --> 01:09:05,644 This is the second time you haven't had one. 1059 01:09:05,728 --> 01:09:08,397 What did you say? I can't hear you. 1060 01:09:08,480 --> 01:09:13,152 - Excuse me. - Oh! Oh, they're beautiful. 1061 01:09:14,903 --> 01:09:16,864 What is this? 1062 01:09:16,947 --> 01:09:20,325 Flowers from the Culver City Boys' Orphanage. 1063 01:09:20,409 --> 01:09:22,953 Oh, Jesus. 1064 01:09:27,791 --> 01:09:30,085 Tomorrow morning at 8:00... 1065 01:09:30,127 --> 01:09:32,212 I start to take swimming lessons. 1066 01:09:32,296 --> 01:09:35,758 I lose Esther Williams at the end of the picture, but what the hell? 1067 01:09:35,841 --> 01:09:37,843 Original score by Frank Loesser... 1068 01:09:37,926 --> 01:09:41,388 - additional songs by Sammy Fine. - That's great, Sam. 1069 01:09:41,472 --> 01:09:43,599 - It gets greater. - Me... 1070 01:09:43,682 --> 01:09:46,477 Fred Astaire and Rita Hayworth in one picture. 1071 01:09:46,560 --> 01:09:49,730 - Co-Starring? - Better, I play a funny taxi driver. 1072 01:09:49,813 --> 01:09:51,774 I got one dynamite scene... 1073 01:09:51,815 --> 01:09:54,610 and let Fred and Rita carry the heavy plot. I'm no dope. 1074 01:09:54,693 --> 01:09:56,820 - Terrific, fellas. - Let's not forget George. 1075 01:09:56,904 --> 01:09:59,406 Cincinnati's won four games in a row! 1076 01:09:59,490 --> 01:10:02,451 And Charley's got Vicki. Everyone finishes in the money! 1077 01:10:02,493 --> 01:10:05,371 I gotta call Vicki. She had an audition at Paramount. 1078 01:10:05,454 --> 01:10:07,456 I wanna see how she made out. 1079 01:10:07,539 --> 01:10:11,877 I could tell him. Nobody's hiring wives of Charley Pearl. 1080 01:10:11,960 --> 01:10:14,922 The irony is, if he'd married Adele... 1081 01:10:15,005 --> 01:10:18,133 - Vicki would be working today. - Tell him. 1082 01:10:18,217 --> 01:10:20,719 He loves stories about irony. 1083 01:10:32,690 --> 01:10:34,650 Charley? 1084 01:10:34,692 --> 01:10:38,696 Charley, guess what? 1085 01:10:40,406 --> 01:10:43,742 They want to test me at Monogram Pictures. 1086 01:10:43,826 --> 01:10:45,994 It's not a werewolf picture. 1087 01:10:46,078 --> 01:10:49,123 It's a really big musical! 1088 01:10:49,206 --> 01:10:51,291 Oh, oh! 1089 01:10:51,375 --> 01:10:53,460 I've got to learn two songs by Wednesday. 1090 01:10:53,544 --> 01:10:56,005 I've got to take some really fast dancing lessons. 1091 01:10:56,046 --> 01:10:59,675 Charley, if I could just show them what I can do. 1092 01:11:00,509 --> 01:11:03,554 What's wrong? 1093 01:11:03,637 --> 01:11:07,099 I'm leaving for Boston in two hours. 1094 01:11:07,182 --> 01:11:09,601 My father had a stroke. 1095 01:11:09,685 --> 01:11:12,855 They don't think he's gonna last out the week. 1096 01:11:14,523 --> 01:11:16,900 Charley. 1097 01:11:16,984 --> 01:11:19,903 Oh, honey, I'm sorry. 1098 01:11:19,987 --> 01:11:23,615 I never thought about him dying. 1099 01:11:23,699 --> 01:11:27,369 He didn't seem the type, you know what I mean? 1100 01:11:28,996 --> 01:11:31,498 Did you talk to him? 1101 01:11:31,582 --> 01:11:34,293 No, not really. He's on oxygen. 1102 01:11:34,376 --> 01:11:36,628 Just a couple of words. 1103 01:11:36,712 --> 01:11:39,757 What did he say? 1104 01:11:39,840 --> 01:11:42,760 He said he wants to meet you! 1105 01:11:42,843 --> 01:11:47,765 He said he's not going anywhere 'til he meets his daughter. 1106 01:11:47,848 --> 01:11:52,311 Even after everything he's read about me? 1107 01:11:52,394 --> 01:11:54,897 Especially. 1108 01:11:54,980 --> 01:11:58,650 I'll tell him that you wanted to go. 1109 01:11:58,734 --> 01:12:01,195 I'm going with you. 1110 01:12:01,278 --> 01:12:03,572 I'll start packing. 1111 01:12:03,614 --> 01:12:06,950 I'll call Monogram. They'll postpone the test. 1112 01:12:07,034 --> 01:12:08,952 No, it doesn't matter. 1113 01:12:09,036 --> 01:12:12,164 There were ten other girls. It was a long shot anyway. 1114 01:12:12,247 --> 01:12:14,666 I'll make it up to you. I swear. 1115 01:12:14,750 --> 01:12:18,796 Hey, I'm just glad he wants to meet me. 1116 01:12:18,879 --> 01:12:21,924 When they got to Boston... 1117 01:12:22,007 --> 01:12:24,259 Charley's father was in a coma. 1118 01:12:24,343 --> 01:12:27,846 Well, they watched and waited... 1119 01:12:27,930 --> 01:12:30,432 and waited and watched for five solid days... 1120 01:12:30,516 --> 01:12:33,477 just for the old man to meet Vicki. 1121 01:12:34,937 --> 01:12:38,899 Honey, is it okay if I go to the bathroom? 1122 01:12:38,982 --> 01:12:40,943 Yeah, sure. 1123 01:12:44,655 --> 01:12:46,824 I'll be right back. 1124 01:13:09,263 --> 01:13:12,474 Where... is she? 1125 01:13:12,558 --> 01:13:15,853 - Where is she! - Vicki! 1126 01:13:15,936 --> 01:13:19,148 - Where is she? - Vicki, hurry up! 1127 01:13:20,774 --> 01:13:22,985 What? 1128 01:13:25,237 --> 01:13:27,156 What? 1129 01:13:28,240 --> 01:13:31,493 You missed him. 1130 01:13:31,535 --> 01:13:33,912 So Charley lost his father... 1131 01:13:33,996 --> 01:13:36,331 and Vicki lost the part at Monogram. 1132 01:13:36,373 --> 01:13:39,460 The girl who got it? Bugsy Siegel's new girl... 1133 01:13:39,543 --> 01:13:41,587 the one he dumped Vicki for. 1134 01:13:41,670 --> 01:13:45,924 You know the odds on that? You couldn't place the bet.! 1135 01:13:46,008 --> 01:13:50,637 - I'm real sorry he never got to meet you. - Yeah. 1136 01:13:50,679 --> 01:13:53,015 He had a real nice face... 1137 01:13:53,057 --> 01:13:56,977 so... gentle. 1138 01:13:58,687 --> 01:14:01,815 Well, he was in a coma. 1139 01:14:03,275 --> 01:14:05,944 When are we going home? 1140 01:14:06,028 --> 01:14:09,490 I've got some business to take care of. 1141 01:14:09,531 --> 01:14:12,368 I am the president of the company now. 1142 01:14:12,451 --> 01:14:14,703 When can we leave? 1143 01:14:14,745 --> 01:14:19,166 I don't know. I'd say in about two years. 1144 01:14:25,714 --> 01:14:29,843 After that, we'd only have to spend seven or eight months a year here. 1145 01:14:33,055 --> 01:14:35,516 Two years? 1146 01:14:35,599 --> 01:14:38,060 Honey, the company isn't doing well. 1147 01:14:38,143 --> 01:14:41,563 If I don't go to work, we could lose everything. 1148 01:14:43,565 --> 01:14:45,484 Two years! 1149 01:14:45,567 --> 01:14:48,529 You've got to give me at least a year and a half. 1150 01:14:48,570 --> 01:14:52,533 If a picture comes up, you go to L.A. And do it. 1151 01:14:52,616 --> 01:14:54,576 Pictures don't come up in Boston. 1152 01:14:54,660 --> 01:14:57,413 You don't get to do screen tests in Massachusetts... 1153 01:14:57,496 --> 01:14:59,832 or meet directors or producers on Plymouth Rock! 1154 01:14:59,915 --> 01:15:04,253 I had a hard enough time getting into the studios when I was there every day. 1155 01:15:04,294 --> 01:15:07,214 - Why was that, Charley? - It's a tough business. 1156 01:15:07,256 --> 01:15:11,760 Especially when you're married to the guy who dumped Adele Horner. 1157 01:15:11,844 --> 01:15:14,596 Right. And who did I dump her for? 1158 01:15:14,638 --> 01:15:17,391 Isn't that worth two years of your life? 1159 01:15:17,433 --> 01:15:20,561 Is it a torture to live in a place like this? 1160 01:15:20,602 --> 01:15:23,731 This is high society. It doesn't get any higher. 1161 01:15:23,772 --> 01:15:26,900 I just want a chance to do it on my own. 1162 01:15:26,942 --> 01:15:28,944 I can understand that. 1163 01:15:28,986 --> 01:15:31,780 All I want is what's coming to me. 1164 01:15:31,822 --> 01:15:34,241 - Don't touch me. - You're good at singing. 1165 01:15:34,283 --> 01:15:37,911 I'm very good at inheriting money. 1166 01:15:37,995 --> 01:15:40,956 I may be the best in my field. 1167 01:15:40,998 --> 01:15:45,627 I just don't want to be without you. 1168 01:15:47,713 --> 01:15:51,759 I'll leave it up to you. Whatever you decide is fine. 1169 01:15:54,470 --> 01:15:57,931 You know I can't be without you two years. 1170 01:15:58,015 --> 01:16:00,768 Oh, God! 1171 01:16:00,809 --> 01:16:03,437 So they stayed... 1172 01:16:03,479 --> 01:16:07,274 and Vicki began the pleasant process of fitting into Boston. 1173 01:16:07,316 --> 01:16:10,569 A lot of parties, new clothes, a lot ofhats. 1174 01:16:10,652 --> 01:16:12,905 I recall she mentioned hats. 1175 01:16:12,988 --> 01:16:17,743 Meanwhile, Charley became obsessed with saving the family business. 1176 01:16:17,826 --> 01:16:20,746 He was determined to make the old man proud. 1177 01:16:20,829 --> 01:16:23,582 Vicki spent her nights alone waiting for Charley. 1178 01:16:23,665 --> 01:16:25,584 He was very busy. 1179 01:16:25,668 --> 01:16:29,254 He was making major important business decisions. 1180 01:16:29,338 --> 01:16:33,092 It needs a little more mint, guys. 1181 01:16:36,387 --> 01:16:39,973 Vicki, darling, how long have you been here? 1182 01:16:41,850 --> 01:16:44,478 Vicki, darling? 1183 01:16:46,689 --> 01:16:50,693 Oh, ah, two years. We've been here two years. 1184 01:16:50,776 --> 01:16:53,445 Carl and I were married two years... 1185 01:16:53,529 --> 01:16:55,447 when our sex life died. 1186 01:16:55,531 --> 01:16:58,200 We had a small funeral. It was lovely. 1187 01:16:58,283 --> 01:17:02,788 - Charles is having an affair with his secretary. - What? 1188 01:17:02,871 --> 01:17:04,498 Oh, no, no, darling. 1189 01:17:04,540 --> 01:17:08,002 My Charles, not your Charles. 1190 01:17:08,043 --> 01:17:11,880 Oh! I didn't think... 1191 01:17:11,922 --> 01:17:15,509 Everything is all right with you two, isn't it? 1192 01:17:15,551 --> 01:17:18,971 Oh, absolutely. We're fine. 1193 01:17:19,054 --> 01:17:22,057 He's just a little busy. 1194 01:17:22,141 --> 01:17:26,353 - Busy? - "Just have to finish these reports, dear." 1195 01:17:33,235 --> 01:17:35,654 - Hi. - Hi. 1196 01:17:35,738 --> 01:17:38,198 Whatcha doing? 1197 01:17:38,282 --> 01:17:40,993 I gotta get through these reports. 1198 01:17:41,076 --> 01:17:43,704 How much longer? 1199 01:17:43,746 --> 01:17:45,748 Couple of hours. 1200 01:17:45,789 --> 01:17:47,916 Oh, Charley! 1201 01:17:48,000 --> 01:17:51,420 I miss you so much. 1202 01:17:51,503 --> 01:17:53,839 I miss you, too, baby. 1203 01:17:56,425 --> 01:17:58,427 How does that feel? 1204 01:17:59,970 --> 01:18:02,264 That feels great, baby. 1205 01:18:04,099 --> 01:18:06,727 Do you know where my hand is? 1206 01:18:06,810 --> 01:18:08,854 Not now, okay. Maybe later. 1207 01:18:08,937 --> 01:18:12,566 Not later, Charley. Now! 1208 01:18:12,649 --> 01:18:14,943 Ow! 1209 01:18:15,027 --> 01:18:18,238 What are you doing? What's the matter with you? 1210 01:18:19,782 --> 01:18:22,284 What's the matter with us? 1211 01:18:22,368 --> 01:18:24,745 What's happening to us? 1212 01:18:24,787 --> 01:18:26,955 Nothing's happening. 1213 01:18:27,039 --> 01:18:29,958 - Exactly. Nothing. - What are you talking about? 1214 01:18:30,042 --> 01:18:32,961 Where's that crazy feeling you used to have about me? 1215 01:18:33,003 --> 01:18:34,963 Where is it, Charley? 1216 01:18:35,005 --> 01:18:38,592 Oh, come on, baby. 1217 01:18:45,349 --> 01:18:47,935 - It's gone. - No, it's not. 1218 01:18:47,976 --> 01:18:50,396 Don't lie. 1219 01:18:50,479 --> 01:18:53,399 Well, a little, but it'll come back. 1220 01:18:53,482 --> 01:18:56,110 This happens to everybody. 1221 01:18:56,151 --> 01:18:58,904 Charley, we don't even touch each other anymore. 1222 01:18:58,987 --> 01:19:02,282 Remember how you used to love to touch me? 1223 01:19:02,324 --> 01:19:04,326 I still do. 1224 01:19:06,704 --> 01:19:09,081 No, you don't, Charley. 1225 01:19:09,164 --> 01:19:12,626 We've been here two years. 1226 01:19:12,668 --> 01:19:16,755 Get us out of here before it kills us. Please! 1227 01:19:16,839 --> 01:19:21,468 You can't expect me to walk away from such an important part of my life. 1228 01:19:21,552 --> 01:19:23,470 I did. 1229 01:19:23,512 --> 01:19:27,433 The board of directors is trying to squeeze me out. 1230 01:19:27,516 --> 01:19:31,020 I've put everything we own into the stock options. 1231 01:19:31,103 --> 01:19:33,772 If I leave now, we'll lose everything. 1232 01:19:33,856 --> 01:19:36,817 If you stay, you'll lose me. 1233 01:19:37,943 --> 01:19:40,988 I kept my side of the bargain. 1234 01:19:47,244 --> 01:19:49,872 What's it gonna be, Charley? 1235 01:20:22,738 --> 01:20:26,867 Christmas, 1950, was not a happy time for Charley Pearl. 1236 01:20:26,909 --> 01:20:29,370 They were divorced for the second time. 1237 01:20:29,411 --> 01:20:31,538 Somewhere fate was laughing. 1238 01:20:31,747 --> 01:20:35,834 Then spring arrived and tragedy struck one of our own. 1239 01:20:35,918 --> 01:20:38,045 Sammy announced he was getting married. 1240 01:20:38,087 --> 01:20:40,881 So we drove back to the Pick-A-Daisy Ranch. 1241 01:20:40,923 --> 01:20:43,050 Bugsy Siegel had been bumped off. 1242 01:20:43,133 --> 01:20:47,221 We figured Nevada was now safe. Even Charley made the trip west. 1243 01:20:47,304 --> 01:20:49,765 - Boy, was he a load oflaughs. - Somebody cheer Charley up. 1244 01:20:49,848 --> 01:20:52,935 - He's givin' me the creeps. - Leave the man alone. He's grieving. 1245 01:20:53,018 --> 01:20:56,271 I can't believe I'm getting married. 1246 01:20:56,355 --> 01:20:59,024 - Why'd you say "yes"? - I don't know. 1247 01:20:59,108 --> 01:21:01,735 I think she had a hypnotist over while I was sleeping. 1248 01:21:01,777 --> 01:21:04,071 - What do you think about Adele? - What? 1249 01:21:04,113 --> 01:21:06,699 She eloped to Mexico with her chauffeur. 1250 01:21:06,782 --> 01:21:08,909 Lew Horner cut her off without a cent. 1251 01:21:08,992 --> 01:21:11,578 You are kidding me! 1252 01:21:11,662 --> 01:21:14,415 They say two out of four marriages ends in divorce. 1253 01:21:14,456 --> 01:21:17,918 The other two are suicides! But l... Hey! 1254 01:21:17,960 --> 01:21:20,212 - I wonder where she is now. - Adele? 1255 01:21:20,295 --> 01:21:22,923 - In Mexico with the chauffeur. - No, Vicki! 1256 01:21:22,965 --> 01:21:26,093 - Haven't played that in years! - I was crazy about that woman. 1257 01:21:26,135 --> 01:21:27,761 - Vicki. - Right. 1258 01:21:27,803 --> 01:21:31,223 Then one day it stopped. Just like that. Why? 1259 01:21:31,306 --> 01:21:34,268 Why? Because you're a man, Charley. 1260 01:21:34,351 --> 01:21:37,271 And men are crazy, fucked up sons-of-bitches. 1261 01:21:37,312 --> 01:21:41,483 We want what we can't have, and when we have it we don't want it anymore. 1262 01:21:41,567 --> 01:21:44,778 - Look at him. - Look at me, going to a whorehouse... 1263 01:21:44,820 --> 01:21:47,322 so I can get hot for my wife on our honeymoon... 1264 01:21:47,364 --> 01:21:50,325 who I already shtupped twelve hundred times. 1265 01:21:50,409 --> 01:21:52,411 We're all nuts! 1266 01:21:52,494 --> 01:21:54,413 - You're not the first. - What? 1267 01:21:54,496 --> 01:21:57,291 - Lots of guys shtupped your wife twelve hundred times. - I did. 1268 01:21:57,332 --> 01:21:59,585 See? The first person we asked. 1269 01:21:59,668 --> 01:22:01,962 - That is not funny. - What is not? 1270 01:22:02,004 --> 01:22:04,840 - Hey, slow up. Just slow up. - What for? 1271 01:22:07,843 --> 01:22:10,304 - Aw, no. - I don't believe it. 1272 01:22:10,346 --> 01:22:13,140 - Are you serious? - Do you know... 1273 01:22:13,182 --> 01:22:15,768 what the odds are on this happening? Predictable. 1274 01:22:15,851 --> 01:22:17,811 - Just one drink. - No, no. 1275 01:22:17,853 --> 01:22:20,439 Every time we stop for a drink, you gotta get married. 1276 01:22:20,522 --> 01:22:22,816 I just want to wish her good luck. 1277 01:22:22,858 --> 01:22:25,027 Tie it on a rock and throw it through the window. 1278 01:22:29,365 --> 01:22:33,702 ♪ I'm so glad that I ain't no fool no more 1279 01:22:37,122 --> 01:22:42,002 ♪ I'm so glad that I ain't no fool no more 1280 01:22:42,044 --> 01:22:44,880 God, she still looks great, huh? 1281 01:22:44,922 --> 01:22:47,716 Oh, well, I don't mean that great. 1282 01:22:47,800 --> 01:22:51,845 She looks good. Nice. Regular. 1283 01:22:51,887 --> 01:22:55,641 ♪ My ma wants me to marry a multimillionaire 1284 01:22:55,724 --> 01:22:58,811 ♪ But I just want somebody who can handle me with care 1285 01:22:58,894 --> 01:23:01,480 So now you seen her, don't look anymore. 1286 01:23:01,563 --> 01:23:03,482 Remember that story in the Bible? 1287 01:23:03,565 --> 01:23:05,693 You're gonna turn into a box of salt. 1288 01:23:05,734 --> 01:23:08,487 It's a Biblical story. You can check. 1289 01:23:08,570 --> 01:23:10,989 It's over, finito, kaput, huh? 1290 01:23:11,073 --> 01:23:14,827 - Fellas, let's go. - We didn't order no champagne. 1291 01:23:14,910 --> 01:23:18,997 - Compliments of Mr. Denaro. - Who's Mr. Denaro? 1292 01:23:19,081 --> 01:23:22,501 Number-one man at the hotel. 1293 01:23:22,584 --> 01:23:25,546 Look at this. It went from Bugsy to crazy. 1294 01:23:25,629 --> 01:23:29,883 Pal, tell Miss Anderson to join us for a glass of champagne... 1295 01:23:29,925 --> 01:23:31,927 Shh! After this set is over. 1296 01:23:32,011 --> 01:23:35,681 Miss Anderson doesn't drink with guests. 1297 01:23:35,764 --> 01:23:39,059 Hey, hey, pal, this is not a guest. 1298 01:23:39,101 --> 01:23:42,438 This is Charley Pearl. He was both her husbands. 1299 01:23:42,521 --> 01:23:46,108 I'm sorry. Mr. Denaro's orders. 1300 01:23:46,191 --> 01:23:49,737 She's taken up with Gus! I should've known... 1301 01:23:49,820 --> 01:23:54,241 that these cheap Vegas punks were always her style. 1302 01:23:54,283 --> 01:23:57,411 Charley, this girl had a shot at the big leagues... 1303 01:23:57,453 --> 01:24:00,456 - but could not hit the fastball. - He's not wrong. 1304 01:24:00,539 --> 01:24:04,877 ♪ I don't care if you're young of if you're old d 1305 01:24:06,879 --> 01:24:09,923 - Let's get outta here. - Smart. 1306 01:24:10,007 --> 01:24:12,968 Her face is gettin' a little puffy, you notice? 1307 01:24:13,052 --> 01:24:17,097 On my mother's life, I was gonna say that, but I was afraid to. 1308 01:24:17,139 --> 01:24:21,769 She put on a few pounds in the hips. You notice the hips? 1309 01:24:21,810 --> 01:24:24,772 In two years you couldn't fit her into a freight elevator. 1310 01:24:24,813 --> 01:24:27,066 I thought she had sandwiches in her mouth. 1311 01:24:27,149 --> 01:24:30,277 You got rid of her just in time, Charley. 1312 01:24:30,361 --> 01:24:33,614 - Hey, where's Charley? - He stopped at the john. 1313 01:24:33,697 --> 01:24:35,783 Alone? 1314 01:24:35,866 --> 01:24:38,827 - Why didn't you go with him? - I don't go unless I gotta do something. 1315 01:24:38,911 --> 01:24:42,164 - What's the matter with you? - Hey, be careful! 1316 01:24:42,247 --> 01:24:44,249 Bye. 1317 01:24:47,711 --> 01:24:50,798 So this is what you left Boston for? 1318 01:24:50,881 --> 01:24:55,678 - I thought you gave me up for something better than this. - I like it here, Charley. 1319 01:24:57,012 --> 01:25:00,474 So, how's the toothpaste business? 1320 01:25:00,516 --> 01:25:03,644 You having fun thinking up next year's flavors? 1321 01:25:03,727 --> 01:25:06,271 At least that's next year's. You went back to last year's. 1322 01:25:06,355 --> 01:25:09,191 You like working with Gus as much as Bugsy? 1323 01:25:09,274 --> 01:25:11,777 Excuse me while I get my divorce papers to see... 1324 01:25:11,860 --> 01:25:15,197 where it says you have the right to ask me personal questions. 1325 01:25:15,239 --> 01:25:17,825 I don't have to be married to you to be worried. 1326 01:25:20,202 --> 01:25:24,790 - Ten seconds and then I call the boys. - The boys? 1327 01:25:24,873 --> 01:25:29,670 Oh, that's cute. What's happening to you? 1328 01:25:29,712 --> 01:25:32,131 Is Gus the one slipping in your side window... 1329 01:25:32,214 --> 01:25:36,051 or does he still have a key to the front door? 1330 01:25:37,428 --> 01:25:39,972 Nobody's laid their hands on me... 1331 01:25:40,055 --> 01:25:43,809 since the day you stopped laying your hands on me. 1332 01:25:44,768 --> 01:25:48,022 Now get your hands off me. 1333 01:25:50,566 --> 01:25:53,527 I don't know how that happened... 1334 01:25:53,610 --> 01:25:55,738 but you changed on me. 1335 01:25:57,406 --> 01:26:00,075 And who changed me, Charley? 1336 01:26:00,159 --> 01:26:02,077 If you wanted Adele... 1337 01:26:02,161 --> 01:26:05,998 why didn't you marry her in the first place... 1338 01:26:06,081 --> 01:26:09,668 - or the second? - I made a mistake. 1339 01:26:09,752 --> 01:26:12,379 But I gave you enough money not to have to play... 1340 01:26:12,463 --> 01:26:15,341 a crummy place like this! 1341 01:26:21,180 --> 01:26:24,892 All right, maybe it is over between you and me. 1342 01:26:24,933 --> 01:26:26,894 Maybe? 1343 01:26:26,935 --> 01:26:29,438 You can go to the casino and bet on it! 1344 01:26:29,480 --> 01:26:32,733 I just don't want you to throw your life away, understand? 1345 01:26:32,775 --> 01:26:35,903 I've already thrown away two years... 1346 01:26:35,944 --> 01:26:39,907 giving dinner parties for 22 dead people. 1347 01:26:39,990 --> 01:26:43,911 - You really are a tramp. - You loved the tramp in me! 1348 01:26:43,952 --> 01:26:48,582 You kissed it good-bye when you made me raise my pinky holding a teacup. 1349 01:26:48,665 --> 01:26:51,460 You won't make me ashamed of myself! 1350 01:26:51,543 --> 01:26:53,879 I can't be bought by you or anybody.! 1351 01:26:58,884 --> 01:27:01,136 I can't believe you did... 1352 01:27:01,220 --> 01:27:05,724 What the hell are you doing? Jesus Christ.! Wait.! 1353 01:27:05,808 --> 01:27:09,269 You wouldn't dare? Okay, come on. 1354 01:27:09,311 --> 01:27:12,147 Come on. I dare you.! 1355 01:27:12,231 --> 01:27:14,316 Come on.! 1356 01:27:14,400 --> 01:27:17,569 I can't believe you did that! 1357 01:27:18,821 --> 01:27:20,781 All right, wait.! 1358 01:27:20,864 --> 01:27:24,451 I'm going, but I'm taking you with me! 1359 01:27:24,493 --> 01:27:27,830 Aaah! Stop! 1360 01:27:27,913 --> 01:27:30,082 Oh! 1361 01:27:30,165 --> 01:27:33,002 You ripped my dress! 1362 01:27:37,381 --> 01:27:38,966 Owww! 1363 01:27:42,761 --> 01:27:45,472 This is cute, really cute. 1364 01:27:45,556 --> 01:27:47,641 Ah, ah... 1365 01:27:49,184 --> 01:27:51,937 Why is it you don't ever seem to listen, huh? 1366 01:27:52,021 --> 01:27:54,148 Didn't you hear the waiter? 1367 01:27:54,231 --> 01:27:56,859 You need my permission to see the star. 1368 01:27:56,942 --> 01:28:00,320 Gus, why don't you go out to the bar... 1369 01:28:00,362 --> 01:28:03,449 and try to look like Bugsy. 1370 01:28:03,532 --> 01:28:07,036 Once I was nice enough to give you a warning. I'm not that nice anymore. 1371 01:28:07,119 --> 01:28:09,329 Who's your tailor, Gus? 1372 01:28:09,413 --> 01:28:13,000 This suit looks like the lining to a better suit. 1373 01:28:13,083 --> 01:28:15,544 You're a funny guy. 1374 01:28:17,129 --> 01:28:19,173 Don't, don't! He's leaving. 1375 01:28:19,214 --> 01:28:21,216 Come on. 1376 01:28:23,761 --> 01:28:27,723 Hey, count to three before I go, Gus. 1377 01:28:27,806 --> 01:28:30,726 Can you count that high, Gus? 1378 01:28:33,604 --> 01:28:36,565 - Charley, just shut up. - You know what I hear, Gus? 1379 01:28:36,607 --> 01:28:40,152 - Keep talkin', playboy. - I hear you go to the cemetrey... 1380 01:28:40,235 --> 01:28:43,739 and kiss where Bugsy's ass used to be. 1381 01:28:43,822 --> 01:28:47,659 That's what Vicki told me, Gus. Ain't that right, honey? 1382 01:28:49,953 --> 01:28:53,499 No, Gus, stop it.! You're killing him. 1383 01:28:53,582 --> 01:28:56,710 I'm gonna ask one question. The answer better be "yes." 1384 01:28:56,752 --> 01:28:59,588 You ain't never gonna come around and bother Vicki. 1385 01:28:59,630 --> 01:29:02,007 - Is that right? - Yes, yes, he promises. 1386 01:29:02,091 --> 01:29:04,927 Is that right? 1387 01:29:04,968 --> 01:29:07,721 Yes, yes, yes. 1388 01:29:07,763 --> 01:29:09,848 Oh, I hated doing that. 1389 01:29:16,355 --> 01:29:19,024 You idiot! You want to get us killed? 1390 01:29:19,108 --> 01:29:21,777 No, I was trying to get you fired! 1391 01:29:21,860 --> 01:29:23,779 Oh, whoa.! 1392 01:29:25,322 --> 01:29:27,783 Don't you guys ever grab anywhere else? 1393 01:29:27,825 --> 01:29:30,744 I'll bet he's already proposed to her. 1394 01:29:30,786 --> 01:29:32,788 Ooo. 1395 01:29:32,871 --> 01:29:35,416 Jesus, it's a massacre. 1396 01:29:35,499 --> 01:29:39,253 All right, somebody get Vicki out of here. 1397 01:29:39,336 --> 01:29:41,296 I'll do that. That'll be my job. 1398 01:29:41,380 --> 01:29:45,801 There are four of us and only one of you. 1399 01:29:47,803 --> 01:29:50,806 I think he likes the odds, George. 1400 01:29:50,889 --> 01:29:54,309 - They might need you. - They're much better off without me. 1401 01:29:54,393 --> 01:29:58,105 Believe me when I say that. This is, uh... 1402 01:29:58,188 --> 01:30:01,150 Not my forte. 1403 01:30:01,233 --> 01:30:03,652 Oh, my God! 1404 01:30:03,694 --> 01:30:05,654 That's not George. That's a good sound. 1405 01:30:05,738 --> 01:30:08,115 They're working it out, is what they are. 1406 01:30:08,157 --> 01:30:11,285 - Sweetheart, come with me. - Let's get outta here. 1407 01:30:20,252 --> 01:30:22,504 Watch the hair! 1408 01:30:22,588 --> 01:30:25,507 You should see what I did to that big palooka. 1409 01:30:25,549 --> 01:30:27,760 Let's go! 1410 01:30:39,063 --> 01:30:41,648 Thank you. We had a great ti... 1411 01:30:47,613 --> 01:30:51,283 It's God's curse on me for wanting to get shtupped again. 1412 01:30:55,871 --> 01:30:59,208 - Can't you pull down a side street? - It's all desert! 1413 01:31:00,292 --> 01:31:03,003 - Make a right. - There's no road there! 1414 01:31:03,045 --> 01:31:05,506 Just do it.! 1415 01:31:05,547 --> 01:31:09,176 Vicki, I can't see a damn thing.! 1416 01:31:09,259 --> 01:31:11,345 This is like looking for... 1417 01:31:11,387 --> 01:31:14,014 a ballpark in the minor leagues. 1418 01:31:16,600 --> 01:31:19,186 If there's a bus stop, I'd like to be let out. 1419 01:31:20,896 --> 01:31:22,815 - Make another right. - Where? 1420 01:31:22,898 --> 01:31:26,151 - Anywhere. - You can't make a right anywhere. It has to be somewhere. 1421 01:31:26,235 --> 01:31:28,153 Oh, God. 1422 01:31:30,406 --> 01:31:33,158 What are you doing? 1423 01:31:35,911 --> 01:31:37,871 - We got 'em, Gus. - Shut up. 1424 01:31:40,749 --> 01:31:43,836 - Hey, do we got 'em Gus? - Shut up. 1425 01:32:03,856 --> 01:32:07,401 Who got killed? Them or us? 1426 01:32:07,484 --> 01:32:09,570 Seriously. 1427 01:32:16,452 --> 01:32:21,040 The station doesn't open 'til 7:00. I got some rooms. 1428 01:32:21,123 --> 01:32:23,542 I'm surprised they took us without reservations. 1429 01:32:23,625 --> 01:32:26,712 This is where werewolves stop on camping trips. 1430 01:32:26,795 --> 01:32:29,548 They only had two. Good night. 1431 01:32:29,631 --> 01:32:32,468 - Give me that. - Five guys in one room? 1432 01:32:32,551 --> 01:32:35,971 In the minor leagues, the whole team sleeps in one room. 1433 01:32:36,055 --> 01:32:38,265 I get a bed. 1434 01:33:05,167 --> 01:33:07,127 Where were you? 1435 01:33:08,504 --> 01:33:11,256 I'm freezing. Close the window. 1436 01:33:16,887 --> 01:33:18,972 Oh, Vicki, baby. 1437 01:33:19,056 --> 01:33:22,309 - I missed you so much. - Stop right there. 1438 01:33:25,229 --> 01:33:29,817 Is it back? That old feeling... 1439 01:33:29,900 --> 01:33:33,946 that you'd go nuts if you don't get to touch me? 1440 01:33:35,030 --> 01:33:36,990 Yeah, it's back. 1441 01:33:37,032 --> 01:33:39,201 We have to talk first. 1442 01:33:39,284 --> 01:33:41,704 Stand over there. 1443 01:33:45,290 --> 01:33:48,794 What's changed, Charley? I still want to be a singer. 1444 01:33:48,877 --> 01:33:51,672 You still want to be chairman of the board. 1445 01:33:51,714 --> 01:33:54,008 Somebody's got to give up something. 1446 01:33:55,217 --> 01:33:57,803 I gave up my stock options. 1447 01:33:57,886 --> 01:34:00,389 I sold my house. 1448 01:34:00,472 --> 01:34:04,018 I left all that behind. 1449 01:34:06,311 --> 01:34:08,731 I went crazy without you, baby. 1450 01:34:12,067 --> 01:34:15,487 I took that job in Vegas... 1451 01:34:15,571 --> 01:34:20,367 'cause I knew it was the one place that you'd find me. 1452 01:34:20,409 --> 01:34:22,536 I never would've stopped looking. 1453 01:34:22,578 --> 01:34:25,748 Charley, this is a curse. 1454 01:34:25,831 --> 01:34:29,084 It's okay to love somebody... 1455 01:34:29,168 --> 01:34:34,340 but it's neurotic to think you can't live without them. 1456 01:34:34,423 --> 01:34:36,383 I read that in "Reader's Digest." 1457 01:34:36,425 --> 01:34:38,344 I want you back. 1458 01:34:38,427 --> 01:34:41,096 We'll live in L.A. You can sing, dance, act... 1459 01:34:41,180 --> 01:34:44,016 Whatever the hell you want, so long as we're together. 1460 01:34:44,099 --> 01:34:46,018 Please? 1461 01:34:46,101 --> 01:34:48,687 You won't regret it. 1462 01:34:48,771 --> 01:34:51,023 I promise, Charley. 1463 01:34:51,106 --> 01:34:53,233 Look at you. 1464 01:34:53,317 --> 01:34:55,569 Let's get married in the morning, baby. 1465 01:34:55,611 --> 01:34:57,696 Ah, shit, Charley! 1466 01:34:57,780 --> 01:35:01,700 - I don't want to get married again. - We've rehearsed twice. 1467 01:35:01,784 --> 01:35:04,703 We're practically professionals. What's the problem? 1468 01:35:04,787 --> 01:35:07,289 - Do you, Charles Raymond Pearl... - I do. 1469 01:35:07,373 --> 01:35:10,959 - Take Victoria to be your lawfully wedded wife? - I do. 1470 01:35:11,043 --> 01:35:14,463 Not yet. For as long as you both shall live? 1471 01:35:14,505 --> 01:35:16,715 - Now. - I do. 1472 01:35:16,799 --> 01:35:19,885 If the man says, "Can do," can do. 1473 01:35:19,968 --> 01:35:22,388 Do you, Victoria Rosemary Anderson... 1474 01:35:22,471 --> 01:35:24,139 take Charles to be your husband? 1475 01:35:24,223 --> 01:35:26,809 In sickness and in health? For better or worse? 1476 01:35:26,892 --> 01:35:30,938 Richer or poorer, so long as you both shall live? 1477 01:35:36,568 --> 01:35:39,988 I don't think she's comin' outta the gate. 1478 01:35:40,072 --> 01:35:43,158 The filly's nervous. Never a winner on this track. 1479 01:35:44,910 --> 01:35:47,996 Take your pitch and swing, baby. 1480 01:35:48,080 --> 01:35:49,665 I do. 1481 01:35:49,748 --> 01:35:54,169 With the power vested in me, I pronounce you man and wife. 1482 01:35:54,253 --> 01:35:57,131 You may kiss the bride. 1483 01:35:58,090 --> 01:36:00,843 This is the happiest day of my life. 1484 01:36:02,553 --> 01:36:05,264 I always love these days, too, Charley. 1485 01:36:05,347 --> 01:36:07,266 I really do. 1486 01:36:07,349 --> 01:36:10,602 Hey, atta boy, Charley. 1487 01:36:15,357 --> 01:36:17,985 The greatest comeback in marital history. 1488 01:36:18,068 --> 01:36:20,154 - Good luck, babe. - Thank you. 1489 01:36:20,237 --> 01:36:22,823 After Sherry and I get married, we're gonna get divorced. 1490 01:36:22,906 --> 01:36:24,867 - This is so romantic. - No. 1491 01:36:31,415 --> 01:36:34,668 And so the happy newly, newly, newlyweds... 1492 01:36:34,752 --> 01:36:36,712 drove off into the sunset... 1493 01:36:36,754 --> 01:36:40,174 where, you would imagine, they lived happily-ever-after. 1494 01:36:40,215 --> 01:36:44,678 Truth? They drove straight to a walnut grove in Culver City, California. 1495 01:36:44,762 --> 01:36:48,307 See, for the first time in his life, Charley had plans. 1496 01:36:48,390 --> 01:36:50,726 This is it. 1497 01:36:52,144 --> 01:36:55,064 This is what? 1498 01:36:55,105 --> 01:36:57,900 This is ours. 26 acres. 1499 01:36:57,983 --> 01:37:01,695 I bought it. It'll be finished in nine months. 1500 01:37:01,779 --> 01:37:07,076 - Charley, not another big house. - Not a house. 1501 01:37:07,159 --> 01:37:11,413 A movie studio. Pearl Productions. 1502 01:37:11,497 --> 01:37:15,000 I'm gonna make movies just for you, baby! 1503 01:37:15,084 --> 01:37:17,211 Oh, Charley... 1504 01:37:17,294 --> 01:37:20,381 - what do you know about making movies? - What's to know? 1505 01:37:20,422 --> 01:37:23,217 You buy a movie camera. I point the camera at you... 1506 01:37:23,300 --> 01:37:26,053 and America falls in love with you... 1507 01:37:26,095 --> 01:37:29,098 just the way I did. 1508 01:37:29,139 --> 01:37:32,101 Pearl Studios cost 15 million bucks. 1509 01:37:32,184 --> 01:37:34,895 Lucky coincidence. That's all the money Charley had left. 1510 01:37:34,937 --> 01:37:38,691 Nine months later, a star was about to be born. 1511 01:37:38,774 --> 01:37:41,777 Except... it came out a baby. 1512 01:37:44,154 --> 01:37:46,115 Unbelievable. 1513 01:37:49,118 --> 01:37:51,870 But it didn't stop production, no siree. 1514 01:37:51,954 --> 01:37:55,040 Because with hard work and perseverance... 1515 01:37:55,124 --> 01:37:58,043 11 months later they had another baby. 1516 01:37:58,127 --> 01:38:00,629 Finally, Charley found the right property for Vicki: 1517 01:38:00,713 --> 01:38:03,215 A big-budget musical extravaganza. 1518 01:38:03,298 --> 01:38:05,259 When Vicki heard the news, she was so excited... 1519 01:38:05,300 --> 01:38:06,885 she had twins. 1520 01:38:06,969 --> 01:38:09,722 Charley was never happier in his life. 1521 01:38:09,805 --> 01:38:12,891 He had Vicki, a family, a home. 1522 01:38:12,975 --> 01:38:16,103 Only he didn't have the studio, which went bankrupt. 1523 01:38:16,145 --> 01:38:18,272 There's an old saying in Hollywood... 1524 01:38:18,355 --> 01:38:20,566 "You can't make hits unless you make pictures." 1525 01:38:20,649 --> 01:38:23,986 Vicki got back to her singing... 1526 01:38:24,069 --> 01:38:26,905 this time to support the family. 1527 01:38:26,989 --> 01:38:30,325 Charley was finding out there were not a lot ofjob opportunities... 1528 01:38:30,367 --> 01:38:33,454 for ex-millionaire, playboy, toothpaste kings. 1529 01:38:33,537 --> 01:38:35,789 All the influential people he had known... 1530 01:38:35,873 --> 01:38:39,001 guys he had picked up countless tabs for... 1531 01:38:39,084 --> 01:38:42,629 now wouldn't give Charley the time of day. 1532 01:38:42,713 --> 01:38:45,507 DAfter all the things you told me 1533 01:38:45,591 --> 01:38:51,180 dAnd the promises that you gave 1534 01:38:51,263 --> 01:38:55,642 As Vicki's star climbed higher and higher... 1535 01:38:55,684 --> 01:38:59,271 Charley's crashed and burned. 1536 01:39:01,523 --> 01:39:05,986 1954 found the rest of us riding the tail of a comet. 1537 01:39:06,070 --> 01:39:09,156 Tony and me were starring with "La Hayworth." 1538 01:39:09,239 --> 01:39:11,492 Sammy had a hit musical on Broadway. 1539 01:39:11,575 --> 01:39:14,787 And George had Cincinnati in second place. 1540 01:39:14,870 --> 01:39:18,499 About a year passed, and another of our brave comrades fell. 1541 01:39:18,582 --> 01:39:21,543 Tony Madden, now MGM's biggest star... 1542 01:39:21,585 --> 01:39:26,173 was finally caught in that evil spider's web that traps us all...marriage. 1543 01:39:26,256 --> 01:39:29,635 He not only got the girl, he bought Lew Horner's house. 1544 01:39:29,718 --> 01:39:32,846 I'm telling ya, irony, irony everywhere. 1545 01:39:32,930 --> 01:39:36,892 I wonder if she knows it's a toupee. 1546 01:39:36,934 --> 01:39:40,896 - That's not his real hair? - It is, but when it fell out... 1547 01:39:40,938 --> 01:39:43,190 he had it made into a toupee. 1548 01:39:43,273 --> 01:39:47,319 - Look at these fool guys. - That's us seven years ago. 1549 01:39:47,403 --> 01:39:49,863 Do you think they'll make it as big as we did? 1550 01:39:49,905 --> 01:39:51,907 Nah, we're the last of our breed. 1551 01:39:51,949 --> 01:39:54,702 Isn't one of your friends missing, darling? 1552 01:39:54,743 --> 01:39:56,912 Charley Pearl and Vicki. 1553 01:39:56,995 --> 01:40:00,040 - They'll be here. Don't worry. - I hope nothing's wrong. 1554 01:40:00,124 --> 01:40:02,876 Nah! Probably just stopped off to have another kid. 1555 01:40:02,918 --> 01:40:08,382 Sorry I couldn't buy you a new dress for the party. 1556 01:40:08,424 --> 01:40:13,554 Charley, I've only had this a year and I've worn it twice. 1557 01:40:13,595 --> 01:40:16,724 I never thought a wife of mine would wear costume jewelery. 1558 01:40:16,807 --> 01:40:19,893 It's not even good costume jewelery. 1559 01:40:19,935 --> 01:40:23,689 You don't like this bracelet? I love it! 1560 01:40:23,772 --> 01:40:26,942 Who cares? It looks better than the real stuff anyway. 1561 01:40:29,778 --> 01:40:31,905 Let's not go. 1562 01:40:31,947 --> 01:40:35,534 It's gonna be boring, the same jokes, songs... 1563 01:40:35,617 --> 01:40:39,121 the same faces. I'm sick of these people. 1564 01:40:39,204 --> 01:40:43,125 These guys were more laughs when they were bums. 1565 01:40:44,835 --> 01:40:48,380 We've missed the last three parties. 1566 01:40:48,464 --> 01:40:51,383 You've gotta stop hiding from your friends, Charley. 1567 01:40:51,467 --> 01:40:56,055 - They're your friends. - I'm not hiding from my friends. 1568 01:40:59,141 --> 01:41:01,727 Okay. Never mind. Let's go. 1569 01:41:01,810 --> 01:41:06,273 Wait, what did you mean, "hiding from my friends"? 1570 01:41:06,357 --> 01:41:10,235 - Never mind! - Hey, I want an answer to my question. 1571 01:41:10,319 --> 01:41:12,821 - Just let go of it. - What did you mean? 1572 01:41:12,905 --> 01:41:16,617 - What did you mean by that? - It doesn't matter, Charley! 1573 01:41:21,330 --> 01:41:23,957 You just... 1574 01:41:24,041 --> 01:41:27,127 you just had a little run of bad luck. 1575 01:41:27,211 --> 01:41:29,463 "A run of bad luck"? 1576 01:41:29,505 --> 01:41:32,758 I've had a fucking marathon! 1577 01:41:32,841 --> 01:41:36,345 - Why don't you go to the party by yourself? - No. 1578 01:41:36,428 --> 01:41:39,014 There'll be a lot of successful people like you. 1579 01:41:39,098 --> 01:41:41,809 You can compare your reviews in "Variety," 1580 01:41:41,850 --> 01:41:46,105 how many times your names have been in the columns. 1581 01:41:46,188 --> 01:41:48,190 Okay? 1582 01:41:48,273 --> 01:41:51,360 I didn't ask you to build the studio, Charley. 1583 01:41:51,443 --> 01:41:53,529 I didn't say "Make me a movie star." 1584 01:41:53,612 --> 01:41:56,031 I just wanted to sing, that's all! 1585 01:41:56,115 --> 01:41:59,159 - Why didn't you stop me from making an ass of myself? - What? 1586 01:41:59,243 --> 01:42:01,995 What the hell did I know about making movies? 1587 01:42:02,037 --> 01:42:04,331 - Huh? - I don't believe this. 1588 01:42:04,373 --> 01:42:07,835 - A husband and wife are supposed to look out for each other, right? - Yes. 1589 01:42:07,876 --> 01:42:11,005 Why didn't you stop me from writing all those checks... 1590 01:42:11,088 --> 01:42:15,009 to every creep looking for a lovesick sucker... 1591 01:42:15,050 --> 01:42:18,220 - which is what I am. Am I right? - You're not. 1592 01:42:19,638 --> 01:42:23,183 I pulled you out of that place in Vegas, didn't I? 1593 01:42:23,267 --> 01:42:26,228 You're never gonna let me forget, are you? 1594 01:42:26,270 --> 01:42:30,357 How you pulled me out of Vegas and made me respectable. 1595 01:42:30,399 --> 01:42:33,861 Then I work my ass off, gain a little self-respect while bringing up your kids. 1596 01:42:33,902 --> 01:42:36,739 But you can't take that, can you, Charley? 1597 01:42:38,073 --> 01:42:41,744 What do you want? Me to stay at home? 1598 01:42:41,827 --> 01:42:44,163 I can be a wife! I can be a bimbo! 1599 01:42:44,246 --> 01:42:46,582 It's your choice. What do you want? 1600 01:42:46,623 --> 01:42:50,377 No, no, no. I'm the bimbo here. 1601 01:42:50,461 --> 01:42:53,422 I mean, I'm a kept man. 1602 01:42:53,464 --> 01:42:55,507 - No, Charley. - Do you know where this party is? 1603 01:42:55,591 --> 01:42:59,595 This is in the house that Adele Horner lived in... 1604 01:42:59,678 --> 01:43:03,057 - a place where I was treated like a king once. - It doesn't matter. 1605 01:43:03,098 --> 01:43:06,560 There are waiters making more money at this party... 1606 01:43:06,602 --> 01:43:09,021 than I made all of last year. 1607 01:43:09,104 --> 01:43:12,066 I had my life going exactly the way I wanted. 1608 01:43:12,149 --> 01:43:14,568 - Shh. - That's what I gave up for you. 1609 01:43:17,029 --> 01:43:19,531 What did you say, Charley? 1610 01:43:19,615 --> 01:43:21,784 What you gave up for me? 1611 01:43:21,867 --> 01:43:24,745 Yeah, that's right. 1612 01:43:36,006 --> 01:43:38,759 Hey, where you going? 1613 01:43:41,595 --> 01:43:44,640 What you gave up for me, Charley? 1614 01:43:44,723 --> 01:43:47,601 I don't need you. 1615 01:43:49,144 --> 01:43:51,605 And I never want to see you again. 1616 01:43:51,647 --> 01:43:54,108 Ever! 1617 01:43:58,320 --> 01:44:00,447 You come back here. 1618 01:44:00,531 --> 01:44:03,617 Where do you think you're going? 1619 01:44:03,701 --> 01:44:07,037 Come back and get in this car. Do you hear me? 1620 01:44:07,121 --> 01:44:11,291 Come back, goddamn it. You owe me the rest of your life! 1621 01:44:11,333 --> 01:44:13,377 What about my kids? 1622 01:44:13,460 --> 01:44:16,005 I'm not giving up my kids! 1623 01:44:16,088 --> 01:44:19,299 I don't want my kids to have a revolving door as a father. 1624 01:44:19,383 --> 01:44:23,178 We have more anniversaries than we do birthdays! 1625 01:44:23,262 --> 01:44:26,348 I'm a great father. I love being a father. 1626 01:44:26,432 --> 01:44:29,893 Too bad you don't love being a husband! 1627 01:44:29,977 --> 01:44:32,229 Look at me, Charley. Look at me! 1628 01:44:32,312 --> 01:44:35,899 'Cause it's the last chance you're ever gonna get. 1629 01:44:58,005 --> 01:45:00,924 Goddamn you, Bugsy Siegel. 1630 01:45:02,301 --> 01:45:04,845 I hope you burn in hell. 1631 01:45:07,389 --> 01:45:10,517 And they got divorced a third time. 1632 01:45:10,559 --> 01:45:13,354 And Bugsy Siegel burnt in hell. 1633 01:45:13,437 --> 01:45:15,689 Charley knew he'd blown it. 1634 01:45:15,731 --> 01:45:17,900 He never made it to the party. 1635 01:45:17,983 --> 01:45:22,196 In fact, as 1955 became 1956... 1636 01:45:22,279 --> 01:45:25,949 none of us heard from or even about... Charley Pearl. 1637 01:45:26,033 --> 01:45:29,411 Vicki packed the kids in her van and moved up to San Francisco. 1638 01:45:29,453 --> 01:45:33,749 I never told you? That's where me and the guys found her. 1639 01:45:33,832 --> 01:45:38,379 ♪ What good is money if your heart isn't light 1640 01:45:40,506 --> 01:45:44,051 She's singing with more... heart. 1641 01:45:44,134 --> 01:45:46,220 Know what I mean? 1642 01:45:46,303 --> 01:45:48,889 Yeah. It's called loneliness. 1643 01:45:48,931 --> 01:45:52,059 ♪ When youth has its fling 1644 01:45:54,520 --> 01:45:57,731 - Jesus, I don't believe it. - What? 1645 01:45:57,773 --> 01:46:02,319 - Charley. It's Charley. - Holy Moses! 1646 01:46:04,029 --> 01:46:08,409 - You know what the odds are on this happening? - Even money. 1647 01:46:11,537 --> 01:46:18,460 ♪ We have the right to laugh at them all 1648 01:46:18,502 --> 01:46:21,046 Come on. Let's go. 1649 01:46:21,130 --> 01:46:23,632 ♪ Love is still king 1650 01:46:23,716 --> 01:46:29,763 ♪ Love is the thing 1651 01:46:29,847 --> 01:46:32,307 Charley. 1652 01:46:34,476 --> 01:46:36,895 - Charley, it's us. - It's Tony. 1653 01:46:41,316 --> 01:46:43,318 Hey, fellas. 1654 01:46:43,360 --> 01:46:46,488 It's nice to see you. 1655 01:46:50,409 --> 01:46:52,453 Where you been, Charley? 1656 01:46:52,494 --> 01:46:54,121 I've been around. 1657 01:46:54,204 --> 01:46:56,165 - Around where? - What've you been doing? 1658 01:46:56,206 --> 01:46:59,793 I got into this new business they got up here. 1659 01:46:59,835 --> 01:47:01,962 What business? 1660 01:47:02,004 --> 01:47:04,965 - They're called computers. - Schmuck. 1661 01:47:05,007 --> 01:47:07,801 Shh. 1662 01:47:07,885 --> 01:47:10,346 Hey, does Vicki know you're here? 1663 01:47:10,429 --> 01:47:14,141 Yeah, I come in three, four times a week. 1664 01:47:14,183 --> 01:47:17,186 You two... you're not... together? 1665 01:47:17,227 --> 01:47:19,813 No, no. 1666 01:47:19,855 --> 01:47:23,817 She's a tough nut to crack, you know. 1667 01:47:23,901 --> 01:47:27,363 ♪ lf we're rich or we're poor 1668 01:47:29,031 --> 01:47:31,158 Are you okay, Charley? 1669 01:47:31,200 --> 01:47:33,952 Yeah, I'm fine. 1670 01:47:34,036 --> 01:47:36,872 You been drinking, Charley? 1671 01:47:36,914 --> 01:47:39,166 Me? 1672 01:47:39,249 --> 01:47:42,670 Drinkin'? You know I don't drink. 1673 01:47:42,711 --> 01:47:44,213 Hey, fellas. 1674 01:47:44,296 --> 01:47:47,174 I wanna show you something. 1675 01:47:47,216 --> 01:47:49,635 Look at that. 1676 01:47:49,718 --> 01:47:51,512 Beauties, huh? 1677 01:47:51,595 --> 01:47:54,682 They all look like their mom. 1678 01:47:54,765 --> 01:48:01,355 ♪ And here in your arms 1679 01:48:01,397 --> 01:48:04,817 Let me ask you fellas a question. 1680 01:48:09,071 --> 01:48:11,699 You think she'll like this? 1681 01:48:15,411 --> 01:48:17,871 It's a dazzler, Charley. 1682 01:48:17,913 --> 01:48:21,208 What's the occasion? 1683 01:48:21,291 --> 01:48:25,379 I'm gonna pop the question. What do you think? 1684 01:48:25,421 --> 01:48:28,716 - Tonight? - Yeah. 1685 01:48:28,757 --> 01:48:31,677 Charley, answer me something. 1686 01:48:31,760 --> 01:48:35,931 Why do you want to marry the same woman four times? 1687 01:48:42,104 --> 01:48:44,732 It fits. 1688 01:48:50,279 --> 01:48:56,869 ♪ And even though our castles crumble and fall 1689 01:48:56,952 --> 01:49:00,414 ♪ We have the right 1690 01:49:00,497 --> 01:49:03,876 ♪ To laugh at them all 1691 01:49:03,959 --> 01:49:07,379 ♪ For love is still king 1692 01:49:10,632 --> 01:49:15,721 ♪ Love is the 1693 01:49:18,891 --> 01:49:20,891 ♪ Thing 1694 01:49:44,666 --> 01:49:46,585 ♪ Birds do it 1695 01:49:46,669 --> 01:49:49,296 ♪ Bees do it 1696 01:49:49,380 --> 01:49:52,007 ♪ Even educated fleas do it 1697 01:49:52,091 --> 01:49:56,136 ♪ Let's do it Let's fall in love 1698 01:49:57,680 --> 01:50:02,643 ♪ In Spain the best of the set do it 1699 01:50:02,726 --> 01:50:06,188 ♪ Lithuanians and Letts do it 1700 01:50:06,230 --> 01:50:11,944 ♪ Let's do it Let's fall in love 1701 01:50:12,027 --> 01:50:16,699 ♪ The Dutch in old Amsterdam do it 1702 01:50:16,782 --> 01:50:19,993 ♪ Not to mention the Finns 1703 01:50:20,035 --> 01:50:26,125 ♪ Folks in Siam do it think of Siamese twins 1704 01:50:26,208 --> 01:50:30,629 ♪ Some Argentines without means do it 1705 01:50:30,713 --> 01:50:34,383 ♪ People say in Boston even beans do it 1706 01:50:34,466 --> 01:50:39,054 ♪ Let's do it Let's fall in love 1707 01:51:18,093 --> 01:51:23,766 ♪ Electric eels I might add do it 1708 01:51:23,849 --> 01:51:26,935 ♪ Though it shocks them I know 1709 01:51:27,019 --> 01:51:32,608 ♪ Why ask if shad do it Waiter, bring me shad roe 1710 01:51:32,691 --> 01:51:37,363 ♪ In shallow shoals English soles do it 1711 01:51:37,446 --> 01:51:42,117 ♪ Goldfish in the privacy ofbowls do it 1712 01:51:42,201 --> 01:51:47,289 ♪ Let's do it, let's fall 1713 01:51:47,373 --> 01:51:49,958 ♪ Let's do it 1714 01:51:50,042 --> 01:51:56,590 ♪ Let's fall in love 1715 01:51:56,632 --> 01:51:59,927 And they never got divorced again. 1716 01:51:59,968 --> 01:52:02,805 Vicki kept on singing her heart out. 1717 01:52:02,888 --> 01:52:05,974 And curiously enough, Charley's hunch about that computer thing... 1718 01:52:06,058 --> 01:52:08,602 actually paid off. Yeah. 1719 01:52:08,686 --> 01:52:11,438 He now owns a small county in northern California. 1720 01:52:11,522 --> 01:52:15,317 Well, they needed a big yard for all those kids. 1721 01:52:15,401 --> 01:52:18,153 Like Charley says, there are couples in love... 1722 01:52:18,237 --> 01:52:20,072 and there are couples who are hot. 1723 01:52:20,155 --> 01:52:22,074 And then there's him and Vicki. 1724 01:52:22,157 --> 01:52:24,159 They got both. 1725 01:52:24,243 --> 01:52:26,328 You know what the odds are on that? 1726 01:52:26,412 --> 01:52:28,956 Big... very big... 1727 01:52:29,039 --> 01:52:31,417 extremely very big. 123980