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Now that I'm letting you
come down here and play,
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guess who else
gets to come down here and play?
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Who?
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Your sister.
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Your sister.
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What?
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Well, things sure have
a way of working out smoothly.
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Am I right, guys?
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What?
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We are from the planet Duplo,
and we are here to destroy you.
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Oh, man!
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You're going to have to get past us.
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- Specifically me.
- Oh, it's on!
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Wait, guys.
There's no need to fight anymore.
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I got this.
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Yeah, I don't think that's a good idea.
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Here we go.
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Hello,
visitors from another planet.
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You are just as special
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as we are.
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See? Friends.
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Yes.
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What do you know? It worked.
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Even though we're different,
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I guess if we open our hearts
everything can be...
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More!
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- More!
- More!
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More! More! More!
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Oh, no!
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Attack!
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Run!
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We wanna play with you, kitties.
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Fire the laser cannons!
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I eat lasers!
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That's impossible!
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You missed me!
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No, I did not!
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They're so adorably destructive!
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Hey, guys. Listen up.
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Everyone, get along!
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Done! Fixed it! I'm going golfing.
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President Business,
you have to stay and help us!
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I'm sure you guys
can sort it out amongst yourselves.
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You're great at that stuff.
Bye. Gotta go.
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Don't worry, Lucy!
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Everything can still be awesome!
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It wasn't awesome.
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We fought them off,
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but they kept returning.
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Let's dance!
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Every time we rebuilt,
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they kept coming after whatever
bright and shiny thing
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caught their eye,
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and always accompanied
by catchy pop music.
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A league of brave heroes
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volunteered to chase them
to wherever they came from.
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My man!
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Where's Batman?
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He's off having a separate
standalone adventure.
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You almost forgot me, guys.
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Oh, did we?
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I'm literally a lantern.
How did you miss me?
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That's my whoops.
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Fear not, citizens, I shall shed...
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Guys, can you just reopen the...
Guys, just reopen the...
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You're not gonna?
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I don't care, it's just feelings.
Stuff 'em down.
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We may never know
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if they even made it to the aliens
or were lost
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in the dreaded Stairgate.
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A lifetime has passed since then.
We grew up.
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Abandoned anything cute,
shiny, poppy, or young.
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And from the wreckage,
we built a grittier,
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cooler, more mature society.
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We call it Apocalypseburg.
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And it is a heckish place to live.
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We don't serve decaf!
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Show weakness
and you'll be eaten alive.
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This new life has toughened
and hardened us all.
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Two coffees, please!
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One black, one with just
a touch of cream and 25 sugars.
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Well, toughened most of us.
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Good morning, Apocalypseburg!
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Almost ran me over.
Classic!
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Good morning! Hello, cyborgs.
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- I say Sean Connery!
- Daniel Craig!
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I say Roger Moore!
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You're crazy! Pierce Brosnan!
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- George Lazenby.
- Who?
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Daniel Craig for life!
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Hey! Surfer Dave!
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It's Chainsaw Dave now!
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Morning, Scribble Cop!
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Morning, Sewer Babies!
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This song never gets old.
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- Me organs!
- Oh, sorry!
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Oh, good morning, Sherry.
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Scarfield, Deathface, MetalScratch.
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Razor, Laserbeam,
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Fingernail, ToxinToes...
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Jeff.
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Hey, Batman!
How was your last adventure?
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Good, really good.
Saved the world. Again.
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Learned the value of friendship.
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I loved. I lost,
and I'm good with it...
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And it's totally on brand for me
to be a loner with a broken heart.
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It's what the fans want.
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So, yeah, no, I'm good with it.
Just me and Alfred.
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Not a terse laugh.
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And, what about you?
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Awesome!
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Once I was a rebel,
fighting for a righteous cause.
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Now, I only fight to survive.
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Everything was awesome.
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Now everything is bleak.
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- Hey, Lucy!
- Hi.
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I brought you coffee!
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Coffee!
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The bitter liquid that provides
the only semblance of pleasure
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left in these dark times.
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Oh, my goshness!
Did I interrupt you brooding just now?
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Ah, this brooding sesh
is not really going anywhere.
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Man, I wish I could brood like you.
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Look, all you gotta do
is just stare off into the distance
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and then narrate whatever grim thoughts
come into your mind.
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What if one day there was no coffee?
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More like...
War hardens the heart.
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War hardens our hearts...
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Okay, I'm thinking, it's more like...
War...
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- War!
- Hang on.
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- War. No. War.
- War!
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- War!
- War.
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War. I can't do this!
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I'm too happy to see you.
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What's the scariest thing
you can think of?
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Oh, come to think of it,
I actually had a nightmare last night.
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Nightmares are super broody.
What was it about?
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All right, so it started
with this dolphin in a top hat.
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And the dolphin says in a weird voice...
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It's 5:15 p.m.
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Oh, I forgot to mention
his chest was a clock.
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Okay, I'm thinkin' darker, broodier,
less fish.
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Oh, and Batman was there,
and he was covered in glitter.
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There was a talking ice cream cone.
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This isn't really the broodiest.
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And then, these scary black holes
open up in the ground.
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They started to suck everybody
I've ever cared about out of my life!
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And Gandalf was there.
And he shouted...
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It's Armamageddon!
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Emmet!
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No!
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And you disappeared into the void,
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never to be seen again.
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Not bad brooding!
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Oh! Thanks!
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That was definitely just a dream, right?
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Not some vision of the future?
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No, no, no.
This is my vision of the future.
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A little lower, to the left.
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A house?
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Come on! Let me give you the tour.
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Very first one on the cul-de-sac.
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This is the living room,
where you can live it up.
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TV room, dining room,
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Planty's room,
kitty cat room...
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Of course, the kitchen,
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complete with breakfast nook,
lunchtime nook, and fireman pole.
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Which leads to water slide...
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Trampoline room...
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Monkey-barring all the way up to...
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Toaster room!
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So you can have toast or waffles
at any time!
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And out back,
a double-decker porch swing,
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so we can always hang together!
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What do you think?
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It's sweet.
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It is. It's just...
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It's going to attract aliens
and get destroyed.
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But maybe it won't.
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I just thought
we could rebuild the future.
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Make everything awesome again.
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Emmet...
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You gotta stop pretending
everything is awesome.
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It isn't.
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Every morning,
you walk through town,
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singing that terrible, annoying,
manufactured pop song!
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That song
really seems to upset you.
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- No, it doesn't.
- Oh, my mistake.
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That song was fine
when we were younger,
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but we also have to grow up sometime.
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Can you do that for me?
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Well, yeah. I can try.
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But it's easy for you.
You were always a dark, goth rebel.
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Yes, of course I was.
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- Let's change the subject.
- Okay.
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We have to be hardened and battle-ready.
Both of us.
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Yeah. No, I get it.
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And that's why I've cultivated
a totally hard-edged side
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that's super tough and...
Look, look!
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A shooting star. Make a wish!
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Oh, no!
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What?
Can't think of anything to wish for?
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I always just wish for more wishes,
'cause you can never have enough.
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- Emmet.
- What is it?
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Something new.
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Unikitty!
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Recon mission.
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Accessing inner
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rage!
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Let's move out!
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Hey!
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Scan. Scan.
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Beep, bop, boop.
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Scan. Scan.
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Sneak, sneak, sneak.
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We've never seen
anything like this.
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They're evolving.
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What is it up to?
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I don't know,
but that beat is pretty fresh.
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Take it down!
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Hello!
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Run!
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Super-aggro turbo engines!
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Super-safe tail light and blinker.
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- Heat-seeking missiles!
- Windshield wipers!
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Spiky blaster cannon!
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Snazzy racing stripes.
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Let's go!
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I told you that house
would attract aliens!
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I can fix it. I'll get us out of here.
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Look out!
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Hey! I think my dentist
used to work in this office.
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Focus!
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It's like it knows our every move!
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Weird, right?
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- Emmet!
- What?
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- Look out!
- No, no, no!
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Ultrakatty, flare!
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I can't believe another year has passed.
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Wrong flare!
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Alfred, battle cars.
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Send out the battle cars.
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Look on our custom vehicles
and despair!
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Custom vehicles!
Custom vehicles! Custom vehicles!
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- We're alive!
- We're alive!
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You don't have to keep
whipping me, Deborah.
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Welcome to Shark Week!
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- Gotcha!
- Okay, time to panic.
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Time to panic! Time to panic!
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Time to panic!
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- Open the door!
- Let us in!
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Coming. Coming.
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Shoes off, please.
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I said, shoes off!
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Get us home as fast as you can!
Go! Go!
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I need angry thoughts, angry thoughts!
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Pollution, poverty,
people who put raisins in stuff.
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It was perfectly fine without raisins!
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Love you!
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I love you more!
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Okay, that's adorable.
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Hurry! The door is slowly closing.
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Good thing the door is closing
so slowly and dramatically.
264
00:14:29,828 --> 00:14:31,996
- Hello!
- Hooray!
265
00:14:46,762 --> 00:14:48,137
Eat it and weep.
266
00:14:51,767 --> 00:14:53,392
Eat more and weep more!
267
00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:58,147
Keep eating and weeping.
268
00:14:58,273 --> 00:15:00,357
Weep, eat, weep, weep,
eat, eat, weep, weep!
269
00:15:00,484 --> 00:15:02,818
Eat freedom!
270
00:15:17,209 --> 00:15:18,334
You're welcome.
271
00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:30,346
What in the heck?
272
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:45,861
Oh, the pain!
273
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:51,367
It's getting so cold.
274
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:57,373
Help me.
275
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,543
I'm General Mayhem.
276
00:16:00,836 --> 00:16:03,796
Intergalactic Naval Commander
of the Systar System.
277
00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:05,714
Open the gate.
278
00:16:05,841 --> 00:16:06,966
No way!
279
00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:10,177
That gate is never, ever, ever, ever...
280
00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:11,637
Emmet, what're you doing?
281
00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:13,430
Hooray!
282
00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:16,392
See? That wasn't so bad.
Nothing got in.
283
00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:18,144
Something got in.
284
00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:20,938
Bring me your fiercest leader.
285
00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:22,982
Yeah, that's me. This guy.
Coming through.
286
00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:25,401
I'm the leader, obvs.
287
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,236
You? I don't think so.
288
00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:29,321
How many movies
have they made about you?
289
00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:30,531
Because there are nine about me,
290
00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:32,825
and like three others
in various stages of development.
291
00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:37,454
If ye be considered a leader
then why aren't we?
292
00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:39,206
- Yeah. I'm a princess.
- What about me? I'm a space commander.
293
00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:42,084
I'm literally
the captain of a pirate ship!
294
00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:50,009
- My helmet is very blue!
- Wait a minute.
295
00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:54,388
When everyone became the Special,
didn't we all become leaders?
296
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:57,892
No offense, I sense
no leadership qualities from you.
297
00:16:58,059 --> 00:17:00,394
My readout confirms you to be soft,
298
00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:03,105
fragile, and a less than
worthy opponent.
299
00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:05,024
Hey! You watch what you say about Emmet.
300
00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:07,276
He saved the universe a few years back.
301
00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:09,570
This guy was a fierce warrior?
302
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:12,406
Okay, well, technically
I did the warrior stuff, but...
303
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:15,034
So, you fought and masterbuilt,
and kicked butt,
304
00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:17,286
and then the hapless male
was the leader?
305
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:22,082
Well, you know,
he was a symbol for...
306
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:24,543
That we all have ideas and...
307
00:17:24,628 --> 00:17:26,921
- But you did all the work.
- Hey!
308
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:31,342
Emmet is the sweetest,
most optimistic guy you could ever meet.
309
00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:33,677
And I know those qualities
are not useful anymore,
310
00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:35,471
and that Emmet isn't changing
with the times,
311
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:38,140
and lacks a killer instinct,
and in general, just isn't tough enough.
312
00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:39,350
Not tough enough?
313
00:17:39,434 --> 00:17:43,646
Yeah. But this guy is the Special.
Well, at least he was.
314
00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:45,064
Silence.
315
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:49,443
I don't have room in my ship
to take everyone.
316
00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:51,320
I can fit maybe five.
317
00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:54,406
- Take?
- I'll explain with a memorable jingle.
318
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:07,586
5:15?
319
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:10,673
Well, if you say 5:00,
people show up at 5:15 anyway.
320
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:13,926
And if you say 6:00, people start
expecting dinner, it's a whole thing.
321
00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:16,470
It's 5:15 p.m.
322
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,806
It's Armamageddon!
323
00:18:18,974 --> 00:18:20,432
Emmet!
324
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:21,809
No!
325
00:18:22,394 --> 00:18:24,019
Armamageddon is real.
326
00:18:24,479 --> 00:18:25,854
I got this.
327
00:18:29,192 --> 00:18:31,277
You are so handsome.
328
00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:33,946
And you are very perceptive.
329
00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:53,549
By Jove!
330
00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:55,301
Lucy!
331
00:18:57,554 --> 00:19:00,014
I RSVP no!
332
00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:03,309
You must RSVP yes!
333
00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:09,606
I'll save you
with my triple-decker couch!
334
00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:13,944
You know, maybe let us handle it.
335
00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:20,617
You biscuit-eatin'
space lubber!
336
00:19:20,702 --> 00:19:23,329
Don't need a body.
I'll fight you with me bare...
337
00:19:24,456 --> 00:19:26,040
Spaceship!
338
00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:29,209
Oh, yeah? This couch is a convertible.
339
00:19:30,045 --> 00:19:31,170
Oh, Emmet!
340
00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:34,465
You're couchin' for an ouchin'.
341
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:38,469
Oh, Emmet!
342
00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:41,805
Thanks for playing.
343
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:45,059
Oh, no. No, no, no!
344
00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:47,436
No, no, no!
345
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:48,729
Lucy!
346
00:19:48,897 --> 00:19:50,356
Emmet!
347
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,316
No!
348
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,276
So long, Jerksburgers.
349
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,826
No! I'm not gonna come
to your dance party right now.
350
00:20:02,911 --> 00:20:04,411
I'm in the middle of a storyline
351
00:20:04,496 --> 00:20:06,288
- with time travel...
- Please?
352
00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:07,956
And mind-blowing plot twists.
Stuff you wouldn't understand.
353
00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:09,792
These guys are coming with me.
354
00:20:09,918 --> 00:20:11,585
No, no, wait. No, no, no.
355
00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:13,003
Stop!
356
00:20:16,299 --> 00:20:18,550
Lucy? What?
357
00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:20,260
Emmet, what have you done?
358
00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:21,428
Wait.
359
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,931
You guys don't think
this is all my fault?
360
00:20:24,015 --> 00:20:26,141
Maybe not entirely your fault.
361
00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:27,559
It's totally your fault.
362
00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:30,646
You got that right,
WNBA legend Sheryl Swoopes.
363
00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:32,731
Listen, everyone,
Lucy and the others were kidnapped
364
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:35,067
in some sort of plan
to start Armamageddon.
365
00:20:35,193 --> 00:20:39,655
Armamageddon? Where we're banished
for an eternity into the Bin of Storajj?
366
00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:41,782
- That's just a legend.
- No, it's real!
367
00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:44,076
And it's gonna happen to all of us
unless we rescue them.
368
00:20:44,202 --> 00:20:46,203
Jinkies! Who's gonna lead the mission?
369
00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:48,414
You wouldn't even make it
past the Stairgate,
370
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,499
let alone survive the Systar System.
371
00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:52,167
That's a suicide mission.
372
00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:55,129
Wyldstyle said you're
not tough enough to do this.
373
00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:57,506
You haven't changed with the times.
374
00:20:57,632 --> 00:20:59,925
You're stuck in the past
a quarter score ago.
375
00:21:00,343 --> 00:21:01,760
We've all grown up except for you.
376
00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:04,263
Yeah, dude, you're a total Hufflepuff.
377
00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:05,973
- That's right, he is!
- But I'm not...
378
00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:08,225
You remember what happened
with the Justice League.
379
00:21:08,309 --> 00:21:11,437
Now with Batman gone
and Marvel not returning our calls,
380
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,981
there are no real heroes left.
381
00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:15,441
Only original Aquaman
382
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:18,360
and unlicensed knock-off, Larry Poppins.
383
00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:22,448
Well, I say a spoonful of salt
helps the medicine go down.
384
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:23,782
Anyone? No?
385
00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:24,992
Oh, Larry!
386
00:21:25,076 --> 00:21:26,160
Yeah, what he said is right!
387
00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:27,578
Oh, come on, everyone!
388
00:21:27,704 --> 00:21:31,582
We've done this before.
We all took on Lord Business,
389
00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:33,625
and we changed the world.
390
00:21:35,170 --> 00:21:36,879
We are all special now.
391
00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:38,672
There's nothing we can't do!
392
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:42,217
We need to go up to that alien planet,
393
00:21:42,343 --> 00:21:45,846
and show those aliens
what we're made of.
394
00:21:47,265 --> 00:21:49,391
Who's comin' with me?
395
00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:15,792
I'll show them all
how tough I am.
396
00:22:29,057 --> 00:22:30,641
Hang on to your fronds, Planty.
397
00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:34,269
We're going to save Lucy...
398
00:22:34,896 --> 00:22:37,105
And all of the other people
who were captured.
399
00:22:45,073 --> 00:22:47,699
Spaceship. Spaceship. Spaceship.
400
00:22:49,077 --> 00:22:50,827
Spaceship. Spaceship. Spaceship.
401
00:22:50,954 --> 00:22:53,789
So, this fits five, you say?
402
00:22:53,957 --> 00:22:55,290
Oh, look at all these spaceship buttons.
403
00:22:55,458 --> 00:22:57,668
What does this one do? Oh, what does
this one? What about this one?
404
00:22:59,963 --> 00:23:02,005
That would be the power switch.
405
00:23:02,507 --> 00:23:04,466
Ooh, what is that?
406
00:23:05,593 --> 00:23:08,887
Behold, the Systar System.
407
00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:13,892
No whoas. Do not give her
the satisfaction of whoa-ing this.
408
00:23:13,977 --> 00:23:15,769
That's even worse!
409
00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:17,020
Stop it!
410
00:23:32,996 --> 00:23:34,538
Wait, that's Batman's job!
411
00:23:34,706 --> 00:23:35,956
Your feet be in me face!
412
00:23:36,165 --> 00:23:37,958
Please be quiet.
413
00:23:38,042 --> 00:23:40,294
I'm trying to make a majestic landing.
414
00:23:46,217 --> 00:23:47,551
Nailed it.
415
00:23:47,635 --> 00:23:49,094
The queen awaits.
416
00:23:51,889 --> 00:23:53,890
Am I the only one
creeped out by this?
417
00:23:53,975 --> 00:23:55,058
No.
418
00:24:01,441 --> 00:24:02,858
What?
419
00:24:04,193 --> 00:24:06,320
Ice cream cone!
420
00:24:06,487 --> 00:24:10,616
Presenting Her Majesty
Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi,
421
00:24:11,409 --> 00:24:14,286
Empress of the Systar System.
422
00:24:26,549 --> 00:24:29,134
Susan, would you get our guests
something refreshing to drink?
423
00:24:29,218 --> 00:24:31,136
Yes, Your Majesty.
424
00:24:34,432 --> 00:24:35,515
Thank you, Susan.
425
00:24:36,351 --> 00:24:38,977
Welcome, guests, to the Systar System.
426
00:24:39,312 --> 00:24:41,563
Help me out, guys. What is this?
A talking horse?
427
00:24:41,773 --> 00:24:43,065
Sorry about my appearance.
428
00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:46,068
I was in a meeting with
the animal planet of Anthropomorphia,
429
00:24:46,152 --> 00:24:47,736
so I look like a horse.
430
00:24:48,029 --> 00:24:49,029
Thank you.
431
00:24:49,155 --> 00:24:52,407
I'm Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi.
432
00:24:52,575 --> 00:24:55,869
I can change my form to something else,
if this makes you uncomfortable.
433
00:24:57,664 --> 00:24:59,289
Hey, guys.
434
00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:01,166
No, go back.
The horse was much more palatable.
435
00:25:01,376 --> 00:25:04,336
Whoever you are,
let us go and stop attacking us!
436
00:25:04,504 --> 00:25:06,004
You started it.
437
00:25:06,089 --> 00:25:07,297
You started it!
What do you want with us?
438
00:25:07,465 --> 00:25:10,926
Trust me, my plans are totally sinister.
439
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,180
- Sincere.
- Sincere.
440
00:25:15,306 --> 00:25:17,099
I just wanna help you guys.
441
00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:20,352
All I need is your participation
in a matrimonial ceremony.
442
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:21,520
No way.
443
00:25:21,646 --> 00:25:25,107
Trust me, it'll be totally terrifying.
444
00:25:25,233 --> 00:25:26,942
Terrific. That's what I meant.
445
00:25:27,110 --> 00:25:28,527
Why are we supposed to trust you?
446
00:25:28,695 --> 00:25:31,113
I'll tell you
using a universal language.
447
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:32,614
Is it math?
448
00:25:32,699 --> 00:25:35,158
The language that unites
all the planets in our system.
449
00:25:35,284 --> 00:25:37,369
Oh, no. Are we in a musical?
450
00:25:37,537 --> 00:25:38,704
Yep, get ready.
451
00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:42,165
Hello, friends,
my name is Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi
452
00:25:42,333 --> 00:25:43,458
Don't worry
453
00:25:43,543 --> 00:25:45,961
I'm totally not
one of those evil queens
454
00:25:46,087 --> 00:25:49,089
You've read about in fairy tales
or seen in the movies
455
00:25:49,173 --> 00:25:53,510
And there's no reason at all
to be suspicious of me
456
00:25:53,594 --> 00:25:55,095
Not evil, not evil, no
457
00:25:55,179 --> 00:25:57,347
I'm the least evil person I know
458
00:25:57,515 --> 00:25:59,182
I won't lie,
it's actually very suspicious
459
00:25:59,267 --> 00:26:00,308
that you're leading with this.
460
00:26:00,435 --> 00:26:03,687
I'm so not a villain,
I have zero evil plans
461
00:26:03,855 --> 00:26:07,566
No ulterior motives,
just wanna help where I can
462
00:26:07,692 --> 00:26:11,236
I wanna shower you with gifts
'cause I'm selfless and sweet
463
00:26:11,404 --> 00:26:15,449
So, there's no reason at all
to be suspicious of
464
00:26:15,533 --> 00:26:18,201
Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi
465
00:26:19,370 --> 00:26:22,664
The least evil queen in history
466
00:26:22,874 --> 00:26:25,917
And if you do not believe me
467
00:26:26,002 --> 00:26:29,421
I totally won't imprison your family
468
00:26:29,630 --> 00:26:31,381
'Cause that'd be evil
469
00:26:31,549 --> 00:26:34,301
And that's so not me
470
00:26:34,427 --> 00:26:35,552
I'm not evil, not evil, no
471
00:26:35,636 --> 00:26:37,137
I'm the least evil person I know
472
00:26:37,722 --> 00:26:40,348
Really? Because I'm getting
super-evil vibes here.
473
00:26:41,434 --> 00:26:44,436
Benny, do you like spaceships,
'cause I think they are great
474
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,396
How'd you know that?
Loving spaceships
475
00:26:46,481 --> 00:26:48,440
Is my one defining trait
476
00:26:48,524 --> 00:26:50,400
Well, now, my good friend,
you can build
477
00:26:50,485 --> 00:26:51,985
The spaceship of your dreams
478
00:26:52,069 --> 00:26:56,072
On your very own planet
with your own spaceship-building team
479
00:26:56,282 --> 00:26:58,533
Come on, do not fall for this.
480
00:26:58,701 --> 00:27:00,410
Wyldstyle, haven't you heard?
481
00:27:00,578 --> 00:27:05,624
There's no reason at all
to be suspicious of her
482
00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:09,252
Yeah, I know she keeps saying that,
but she's clearly an evil queen.
483
00:27:09,420 --> 00:27:11,671
Yar, well, I'm not buying it.
484
00:27:11,839 --> 00:27:14,966
MetalBeard, a pirate without a ship,
that's so cruel
485
00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:18,470
It's like a spider without a web
or a queen without a fool
486
00:27:18,596 --> 00:27:19,596
Hey!
487
00:27:19,764 --> 00:27:21,264
Even her metaphors are suspicious.
488
00:27:21,432 --> 00:27:22,891
I've got a surprise for you
489
00:27:23,059 --> 00:27:26,144
A planet that's really a pirate ship,
and the population, your crew
490
00:27:26,229 --> 00:27:28,104
Her story checks out.
She's cool. Not evil.
491
00:27:28,189 --> 00:27:29,856
- What about me?
- Unikitty,
492
00:27:29,982 --> 00:27:31,441
what's the most glitter you can imagine?
493
00:27:31,567 --> 00:27:32,567
A lot!
494
00:27:32,652 --> 00:27:33,652
Times that by infinity
495
00:27:33,736 --> 00:27:35,153
And, Batman
496
00:27:35,238 --> 00:27:37,322
Don't even try it, lady.
I don't need anything.
497
00:27:37,490 --> 00:27:39,449
Oh, I know,
that's why I'm going to give you
498
00:27:39,534 --> 00:27:40,826
Half of everything
499
00:27:40,952 --> 00:27:42,244
Like everything everything?
500
00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:43,411
Everything everything
501
00:27:43,579 --> 00:27:44,996
She's rad. This chick gets me.
502
00:27:45,122 --> 00:27:48,667
Here are some other adjectives
people use to describe me
503
00:27:48,835 --> 00:27:52,337
Un-duplicitous, un-malicious,
un-conniving, un-nasty
504
00:27:52,421 --> 00:27:54,714
You're clearly just adding un
to words that describe you.
505
00:27:54,882 --> 00:27:55,924
Who, me?
506
00:27:56,092 --> 00:27:59,052
I'm Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi
507
00:27:59,262 --> 00:28:03,223
The most least evil person
you'll ever meet
508
00:28:03,432 --> 00:28:06,643
And if you make eye contact with me
509
00:28:06,769 --> 00:28:10,105
I totally won't have you
executed immediately
510
00:28:10,231 --> 00:28:11,982
'Cause that'd be evil
511
00:28:12,108 --> 00:28:13,733
- Evil
- Evil
512
00:28:13,901 --> 00:28:15,694
- Evil
- Evil
513
00:28:16,028 --> 00:28:22,117
And that's so not me
514
00:28:25,872 --> 00:28:28,623
Sorry, we're not swayed
by a little song-and-dance number.
515
00:28:28,708 --> 00:28:30,792
Oh, I liked the tune.
Especially the spaceship part.
516
00:28:30,877 --> 00:28:32,878
And also, no other parts,
just the spaceship part.
517
00:28:32,962 --> 00:28:35,255
Artist to artist,
I could tell it was from the heart.
518
00:28:35,423 --> 00:28:37,215
I knew I would like you.
519
00:28:37,383 --> 00:28:39,885
Game recognize game.
520
00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:42,345
He'll do perfectly for the ceremony.
521
00:28:42,430 --> 00:28:43,471
I am perfect.
522
00:28:43,556 --> 00:28:45,974
What is this
matrimonial ceremony, buster?
523
00:28:46,142 --> 00:28:47,350
Oh, it's gonna be fun.
524
00:28:47,518 --> 00:28:50,061
I built a Space Temple
right in the center of our universe.
525
00:28:50,146 --> 00:28:53,315
And at 5:15, all the stars will align,
526
00:28:53,441 --> 00:28:56,026
and we'll hold a wedding
between me and the Man of Bats.
527
00:28:56,152 --> 00:28:57,611
The rest of y'all
528
00:28:57,778 --> 00:28:58,820
are gonna be in the wedding party.
529
00:28:59,030 --> 00:29:00,488
And once we say, I do...
530
00:29:02,950 --> 00:29:06,202
Then you'll get all those gifts
I promised y'all.
531
00:29:06,329 --> 00:29:08,538
You're lying.
It's gonna summon Armamageddon,
532
00:29:08,623 --> 00:29:11,458
and we're gonna get tossed
into the Bin of Storajj forever.
533
00:29:11,584 --> 00:29:12,626
No, no, no. No, no, no.
534
00:29:12,710 --> 00:29:15,170
Back up a quick sec.
Did you say wedding?
535
00:29:15,296 --> 00:29:17,339
Man, you agreed to half of everything.
536
00:29:17,465 --> 00:29:19,549
No, no, no. No to the no.
537
00:29:19,675 --> 00:29:21,343
I thought you were the leader.
538
00:29:21,469 --> 00:29:25,430
Yeah, I mean,
I am obviously leader guy.
539
00:29:25,514 --> 00:29:26,514
But I'm not...
540
00:29:26,641 --> 00:29:28,475
Doesn't mean that I'm ready to settle...
541
00:29:28,643 --> 00:29:33,188
I'm not gonna be the guy
who's gonna make that kind of a leap...
542
00:29:33,272 --> 00:29:37,025
None of us will be part of
your wedding ceremony, ever.
543
00:29:37,193 --> 00:29:39,945
Y'all are so dusty, tough, and grouchy.
544
00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:42,447
Take them to
get changed for the ceremony.
545
00:29:42,615 --> 00:29:46,451
And this one needs to get changed
most of all.
546
00:29:57,088 --> 00:30:00,173
It's the portal to dimensions unknown.
547
00:30:01,342 --> 00:30:03,718
The Stairgate.
548
00:30:05,096 --> 00:30:06,680
I'll just push through the Stairgate.
549
00:30:06,764 --> 00:30:08,431
Seems simple enough.
550
00:30:22,488 --> 00:30:24,114
Glassteroids!
551
00:30:26,283 --> 00:30:28,326
I can do this.
Torpedoes deploy!
552
00:30:31,122 --> 00:30:34,290
I can do...
553
00:30:34,458 --> 00:30:35,709
I can't do this.
554
00:30:41,590 --> 00:30:43,508
This is the end!
555
00:30:51,726 --> 00:30:53,309
Who was that?
556
00:30:54,770 --> 00:30:56,396
- Where did he go?
- Hey!
557
00:30:56,605 --> 00:30:58,398
You mind if I save your life?
558
00:30:58,566 --> 00:31:00,233
- Not at all.
- Rad.
559
00:31:32,099 --> 00:31:35,351
And that's how you break on through
to the other side...
560
00:31:35,436 --> 00:31:37,270
Of the Stairgate.
561
00:31:37,521 --> 00:31:38,938
Who are you?
562
00:31:42,526 --> 00:31:45,570
The name's Rex,
Rex Dangervest.
563
00:31:45,696 --> 00:31:47,906
Galaxy-defending
archeologist, cowboy,
564
00:31:48,032 --> 00:31:50,658
raptor trainer, who likes
building furniture, busting heads,
565
00:31:50,743 --> 00:31:53,745
and having chiseled features,
previously hidden under baby fat.
566
00:31:53,996 --> 00:31:55,997
Enemy ship!
567
00:31:56,123 --> 00:31:57,207
That's a negative.
568
00:31:57,291 --> 00:31:59,459
That bad boy is my ship.
569
00:31:59,585 --> 00:32:02,337
Built her myself out of spare pieces.
570
00:32:04,632 --> 00:32:06,299
Let me show ya around.
571
00:32:07,885 --> 00:32:09,094
Hey, you broke my ship.
572
00:32:09,220 --> 00:32:13,473
Listen, kid, you can build anything,
but there ain't nothing you can't break.
573
00:32:15,309 --> 00:32:16,351
I don't get it.
574
00:32:16,519 --> 00:32:18,019
How about a tour?
575
00:32:18,562 --> 00:32:20,980
Behold, the Rexcelsior.
576
00:32:23,734 --> 00:32:25,485
Are those dinosaurs?
577
00:32:35,913 --> 00:32:37,997
Tell me,
what's a scrapabout like you
578
00:32:38,082 --> 00:32:41,042
doing trying to
go through the Stairgate?
579
00:32:41,127 --> 00:32:43,586
Aliens from the Systar System
kidnapped my friends.
580
00:32:43,754 --> 00:32:45,296
I'm going to get them back.
581
00:32:45,381 --> 00:32:49,592
You don't wanna go anywhere
near the Systar System, trust me.
582
00:32:49,677 --> 00:32:53,346
It's ruled by an alien queen, and she'll
try to brainwash your friends,
583
00:32:53,430 --> 00:32:57,183
so she can use 'em in
a matrimonial ceremony to bring forth...
584
00:32:57,393 --> 00:32:59,310
- Armamageddon?
- Bingo.
585
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:02,063
You've been to the Systar System?
You can help me.
586
00:33:02,273 --> 00:33:03,898
Forget it, kid.
587
00:33:04,066 --> 00:33:05,817
That place is too terrible.
588
00:33:05,985 --> 00:33:09,529
But I don't like to talk about my
backstory, so don't even ask.
589
00:33:09,697 --> 00:33:11,030
- Oh, okay.
- There I was,
590
00:33:11,574 --> 00:33:13,366
on a galactic mission.
591
00:33:13,576 --> 00:33:15,952
Ended up being
more than I'd bargained for.
592
00:33:20,583 --> 00:33:23,001
I landed in the desolate plains
593
00:33:23,127 --> 00:33:26,588
of the dust planet Undar
of the Dryar System.
594
00:33:26,797 --> 00:33:29,924
The winds were ferocious.
595
00:33:30,009 --> 00:33:33,261
The isolation, intense.
596
00:33:34,722 --> 00:33:36,139
I waited for my friends.
597
00:33:39,935 --> 00:33:41,936
Seemed to last forever.
598
00:33:48,235 --> 00:33:50,028
That's when I learned...
599
00:33:52,406 --> 00:33:54,741
There was no one I could trust but me.
600
00:33:55,284 --> 00:33:56,951
I'm so sorry, Rex.
601
00:33:57,494 --> 00:34:00,914
Don't be.
My time alone was an awakening.
602
00:34:00,998 --> 00:34:03,666
I learned how the universe really works.
603
00:34:03,751 --> 00:34:05,043
Yeah, I know how you feel.
604
00:34:05,502 --> 00:34:08,254
You couldn't possibly know
how it feels.
605
00:34:08,339 --> 00:34:09,505
Yeah, I do.
606
00:34:09,590 --> 00:34:12,467
Like you can't ever go back
to the person you used to be.
607
00:34:12,635 --> 00:34:14,135
Even though it was so much simpler.
608
00:34:14,303 --> 00:34:17,472
You have to find your own way.
609
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:19,307
But you just don't know how.
610
00:34:19,475 --> 00:34:20,600
Hold up a second.
611
00:34:20,768 --> 00:34:23,269
- You have been there.
- Yeah.
612
00:34:23,437 --> 00:34:25,688
What's your last name, Emmet?
613
00:34:25,814 --> 00:34:26,940
Brickowski.
614
00:34:27,066 --> 00:34:28,399
No way.
615
00:34:28,484 --> 00:34:31,236
The visionary
double-decker-couch-building hero
616
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:33,363
who took it to Lord Business
and had the guts
617
00:34:33,489 --> 00:34:34,656
to face The Man Upstairs?
618
00:34:34,782 --> 00:34:37,242
That Emmet Brickowski?
619
00:34:37,368 --> 00:34:38,618
Yeah.
620
00:34:38,744 --> 00:34:39,744
Dude! Big fan!
621
00:34:39,828 --> 00:34:41,746
Wait, you are a fan of me?
622
00:34:41,914 --> 00:34:44,332
Heck yeah. You're the reason
I started wearing vests.
623
00:34:44,500 --> 00:34:46,876
- Do you like mine?
- Yes, I do!
624
00:34:49,421 --> 00:34:53,007
Also started wearing chaps,
which are essentially leg-vests.
625
00:34:53,133 --> 00:34:56,552
You're so much more cool
and grown-up than me.
626
00:34:56,679 --> 00:34:58,680
You could teach me!
627
00:34:58,806 --> 00:35:01,683
Rex, help me rescue my friends,
stop Armamageddon,
628
00:35:01,850 --> 00:35:04,143
and teach me to be like you.
629
00:35:04,228 --> 00:35:05,937
Someone Lucy will be proud of.
630
00:35:06,021 --> 00:35:09,357
And I'll be the brother you never had.
631
00:35:10,776 --> 00:35:13,236
Unless you do have a brother.
I don't really know you that well.
632
00:35:17,449 --> 00:35:18,700
All right, kid, you listen.
633
00:35:18,867 --> 00:35:20,827
You go soft,
you're playing their game.
634
00:35:20,995 --> 00:35:24,497
You're gonna have to grow up
and grow up fast.
635
00:35:24,665 --> 00:35:26,040
Are you ready to do that?
636
00:35:26,208 --> 00:35:28,042
Yes, I am.
637
00:35:28,210 --> 00:35:29,961
I can't hear you.
638
00:35:30,129 --> 00:35:32,005
Really? I was speaking at normal volume.
639
00:35:32,172 --> 00:35:33,840
Sorry, man.
I'm just a little hard of hearing
640
00:35:33,924 --> 00:35:37,218
from listening to my mixtapes super loud
with no regard for my future hearing,
641
00:35:37,386 --> 00:35:38,678
because I live in the now.
642
00:35:38,846 --> 00:35:40,763
Raptors, re-coordinate.
643
00:35:41,849 --> 00:35:45,393
- Really?
- Set a course for the Systar System.
644
00:35:45,602 --> 00:35:48,229
Rex, I promise you won't regret it.
645
00:35:48,397 --> 00:35:51,899
Kid, I invented the phrase no regrets.
646
00:35:52,067 --> 00:35:54,694
I do have one regret
of not trademarking it.
647
00:35:54,903 --> 00:35:55,903
Space cannons.
648
00:35:57,281 --> 00:35:58,531
Hyper-light-speed combustor.
649
00:36:00,284 --> 00:36:01,743
Super-rad ejector button.
650
00:36:01,910 --> 00:36:03,244
Isn't there a better place
to put that?
651
00:36:03,370 --> 00:36:04,495
Raptors, power up.
652
00:36:04,621 --> 00:36:05,621
Crank the warp drive up to 11.
653
00:36:05,748 --> 00:36:06,748
Times two.
654
00:36:10,294 --> 00:36:12,128
Yeah!
655
00:36:16,842 --> 00:36:18,926
To the Systar System.
656
00:36:26,435 --> 00:36:27,643
That queen
is never gonna break us.
657
00:36:27,728 --> 00:36:29,729
She just wants to throw a party.
658
00:36:29,813 --> 00:36:32,440
It's clearly a cover
for some catastrophic event.
659
00:36:32,608 --> 00:36:33,816
Yeah. Marriage, am I right?
660
00:36:33,984 --> 00:36:35,860
No one's tying down this Batman forever.
661
00:36:35,986 --> 00:36:37,445
Ooh, reference!
662
00:36:37,696 --> 00:36:40,406
No. The moment you say, I do,
it'll unlock some...
663
00:36:41,283 --> 00:36:44,035
- What are you looking at?
- What are you hiding?
664
00:36:44,161 --> 00:36:45,328
What are you hiding?
665
00:36:45,412 --> 00:36:47,663
You're the one with
the reflective mask.
666
00:36:47,790 --> 00:36:50,291
- Well, I asked you first.
- Well, I asked you second.
667
00:36:50,417 --> 00:36:51,417
Real mature.
668
00:36:52,294 --> 00:36:53,461
So, where are we going?
669
00:36:53,587 --> 00:36:55,505
Planet Sparkles.
670
00:36:55,631 --> 00:36:57,882
Sparkles.
671
00:36:58,008 --> 00:37:01,719
There, you will get changed
in more ways than one.
672
00:37:01,887 --> 00:37:03,388
Hello!
673
00:37:03,472 --> 00:37:05,014
What was that?
674
00:37:05,099 --> 00:37:07,308
I said, hello!
675
00:37:07,893 --> 00:37:09,644
Well, we've been talking for a while.
676
00:37:09,812 --> 00:37:11,396
I'm not sure
why you're saying hello now...
677
00:37:11,563 --> 00:37:13,564
But fine. Hello to you.
678
00:37:23,617 --> 00:37:26,202
Stick together. I've got a plan.
679
00:37:26,370 --> 00:37:28,454
Greetings, Bricksburgians.
680
00:37:28,539 --> 00:37:31,082
Welcome to
the Palace of Infinite Reflection.
681
00:37:31,208 --> 00:37:34,168
A self-reeducation celebrity center.
682
00:37:34,294 --> 00:37:35,670
Namaste.
683
00:37:35,963 --> 00:37:38,214
Sounds spiritual.
684
00:37:38,340 --> 00:37:39,590
It is so spiritual.
685
00:37:39,716 --> 00:37:41,717
Sounds like a trap.
This guy's a vampire.
686
00:37:41,844 --> 00:37:44,303
Attractive non-threatening teen vampire.
687
00:37:44,471 --> 00:37:46,055
I like to talk about feelings,
688
00:37:46,223 --> 00:37:48,850
and how we're in love,
but can't be together.
689
00:37:49,017 --> 00:37:50,184
Isn't that beautiful?
690
00:37:50,352 --> 00:37:52,437
I'll answer that. It's very beautiful.
691
00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:54,772
The heart wants what it wants.
692
00:37:54,940 --> 00:37:58,734
I also DJ on the side
and wear women's jeans.
693
00:38:00,404 --> 00:38:04,699
Guys, we have to stay tough and gritty.
Do not let them soften you up...
694
00:38:04,867 --> 00:38:08,828
Oh, yeah. I love getting barnacles
scrubbed off me bilge pump.
695
00:38:08,996 --> 00:38:10,371
Really? Right into it.
696
00:38:10,456 --> 00:38:11,497
Oh, oh! It tickles.
697
00:38:13,709 --> 00:38:17,587
Oh, yeah, I carry my tortured past
in my chiseled glutes.
698
00:38:17,796 --> 00:38:19,088
Even you?
699
00:38:19,256 --> 00:38:21,507
What? I mean, I'm not gonna turn down
a free massage.
700
00:38:21,675 --> 00:38:23,634
She needs extra treatment.
701
00:38:23,802 --> 00:38:24,886
- No!
- Yes.
702
00:38:24,970 --> 00:38:26,637
First, you'll get a hot gem massage.
703
00:38:26,805 --> 00:38:29,307
Then an exfoliating flower beatdown.
704
00:38:29,475 --> 00:38:31,476
Popsicle face mask and peel.
705
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:33,895
- Room-temperature stone contusion.
- Hey!
706
00:38:34,062 --> 00:38:35,480
Vegetable observation...
707
00:38:35,647 --> 00:38:37,064
And be cleansed with a glitter scrub
708
00:38:37,149 --> 00:38:38,608
and sparkle rinse.
709
00:38:38,775 --> 00:38:40,067
Next...
710
00:38:40,235 --> 00:38:41,360
- Your hair!
- It's...
711
00:38:43,238 --> 00:38:44,906
- It's beautiful.
- Wait, what?
712
00:38:45,073 --> 00:38:46,491
Oh, no, no, no, no.
713
00:38:46,658 --> 00:38:48,159
What? Wow!
714
00:38:48,327 --> 00:38:50,119
Guys, this is not what you think.
715
00:38:50,204 --> 00:38:52,288
It's so adorable and cute!
716
00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:55,458
Are you covering up some un-dark past?
717
00:38:55,542 --> 00:38:58,544
No. It's not who I am.
It's just hair.
718
00:38:58,629 --> 00:39:00,922
Look, if I pop it off,
am I Bruce Willis now?
719
00:39:01,715 --> 00:39:02,757
I don't think so.
720
00:39:02,925 --> 00:39:05,885
Well, well, well.
I thought ye were tough.
721
00:39:06,053 --> 00:39:07,929
Looks like the peg's on the other leg.
722
00:39:08,096 --> 00:39:09,639
- I didn't...
- Is she secretly cutesy?
723
00:39:09,806 --> 00:39:11,766
Look, they did this, okay? Not me!
724
00:39:11,850 --> 00:39:14,685
I mean, what? I sat
in the mirror years ago in shame
725
00:39:14,770 --> 00:39:16,229
and took a permanent marker,
726
00:39:16,313 --> 00:39:18,856
and hair by hair just,
you know, recolored it?
727
00:39:18,941 --> 00:39:22,068
I mean, what kind of crazy person
would do that?
728
00:39:22,277 --> 00:39:25,363
Pardon my language,
but she's a real grumpledumpuss.
729
00:39:25,531 --> 00:39:28,407
Take her for some music therapy.
730
00:39:28,492 --> 00:39:31,536
Then she'll be willing
to join our ceremony.
731
00:39:42,339 --> 00:39:45,508
Lucy, where are you?
732
00:39:45,676 --> 00:39:47,760
I'm so sorry.
733
00:39:47,886 --> 00:39:50,555
You're not gonna find her
whispering into a window.
734
00:39:50,681 --> 00:39:51,681
It's time to take action.
735
00:39:51,765 --> 00:39:53,182
Which planet do you wanna try first?
736
00:39:53,350 --> 00:39:55,059
What do you think?
737
00:39:55,227 --> 00:39:57,353
A tough guy doesn't ask where to go.
738
00:39:57,521 --> 00:39:59,355
Just pick any of 'em
and act like you're sure.
739
00:39:59,523 --> 00:40:01,274
That's called leadership.
740
00:40:01,441 --> 00:40:02,900
Okay. That one.
741
00:40:03,068 --> 00:40:04,527
Now you're getting it!
742
00:40:08,156 --> 00:40:09,615
Yeah! Now I feel it!
743
00:40:09,783 --> 00:40:11,951
I am feeling it and I like it!
744
00:40:12,119 --> 00:40:14,745
Everyone, suit up!
745
00:40:21,753 --> 00:40:24,422
Only the toughest
are gonna get out of there alive.
746
00:40:24,673 --> 00:40:26,299
Who's a good boy?
Who's a good boy?
747
00:40:26,508 --> 00:40:29,176
Yes, you are.
748
00:40:42,482 --> 00:40:45,526
It's 4:30.
The ticking clock is ticking.
749
00:40:45,611 --> 00:40:47,361
Let's go find your friends.
750
00:40:49,031 --> 00:40:52,700
Just a couple of tough guys
being tough.
751
00:40:52,993 --> 00:40:54,869
Planned that.
752
00:40:57,956 --> 00:41:00,166
We'll find some answers this way.
753
00:41:03,045 --> 00:41:04,587
Where's Cobra?
754
00:41:04,755 --> 00:41:06,088
Rocky! Quaid!
755
00:41:06,256 --> 00:41:07,256
Ripley!
756
00:41:07,591 --> 00:41:09,091
Connor!
757
00:41:09,217 --> 00:41:10,468
The other one!
758
00:41:11,845 --> 00:41:13,137
Nobody move.
759
00:41:13,472 --> 00:41:15,056
I'm tracking unusual activity
760
00:41:15,265 --> 00:41:17,058
on my unusual activity tracker.
761
00:41:17,142 --> 00:41:19,226
Not sure what to make of it.
762
00:41:27,027 --> 00:41:28,444
Emmet, don't look 'em in the eyes.
763
00:41:28,695 --> 00:41:30,321
They'll get in your head.
764
00:41:33,367 --> 00:41:34,367
We gotta get out of here!
765
00:41:34,534 --> 00:41:35,910
Go, go, go!
766
00:41:36,036 --> 00:41:37,161
Going, going, going!
767
00:41:49,549 --> 00:41:50,966
We're surrounded!
768
00:41:51,134 --> 00:41:53,803
Don't you let them take advantage
of that big, beautiful heart of yours.
769
00:41:55,097 --> 00:41:56,639
Bust through, Emmet.
770
00:41:56,765 --> 00:41:58,265
You can do it!
771
00:42:01,812 --> 00:42:02,937
Hey, I did it!
772
00:42:03,105 --> 00:42:05,356
- Nice work!
- Yeah, but they're still coming!
773
00:42:05,607 --> 00:42:07,983
No biggie. Watch this.
774
00:42:21,206 --> 00:42:22,623
Not bad back there, kid.
775
00:42:22,791 --> 00:42:25,835
You know, you and I are more alike
than you might realize.
776
00:42:25,961 --> 00:42:28,504
Really? I mean, really cool.
Whatever. I don't care.
777
00:42:28,672 --> 00:42:29,714
But how did you do that punch thing?
778
00:42:29,881 --> 00:42:32,174
You gotta break things down
to build 'em back up.
779
00:42:32,384 --> 00:42:33,718
Rex!
780
00:42:34,386 --> 00:42:36,429
Life's impermanent.
Always changing.
781
00:42:36,596 --> 00:42:38,139
You can't hang on to the past.
782
00:42:38,432 --> 00:42:40,266
Otherwise we might as well
all be Kragled.
783
00:42:40,475 --> 00:42:41,642
So deep.
784
00:42:41,852 --> 00:42:43,728
Oh, yeah, thanks.
I've been meditating a lot.
785
00:42:43,895 --> 00:42:45,688
So, it makes sense.
786
00:42:45,856 --> 00:42:48,149
Emmet, listen,
if we're gonna rescue your friends,
787
00:42:48,316 --> 00:42:49,650
you're gonna need to be a...
788
00:42:50,277 --> 00:42:51,986
Master Breaker.
789
00:42:52,195 --> 00:42:53,946
You would teach it to me?
How do you do it?
790
00:42:54,156 --> 00:42:56,615
Well, you have to connect to
some pretty grown-up feelings.
791
00:42:56,783 --> 00:42:59,243
Abandonment. Regret. Anger at...
792
00:42:59,327 --> 00:43:00,327
A lamppost?
793
00:43:00,495 --> 00:43:03,539
Yeah, lampposts are the worst because...
794
00:43:17,554 --> 00:43:18,554
- Hi!
- Hello!
795
00:43:18,722 --> 00:43:20,556
Good morning!
796
00:43:20,682 --> 00:43:22,183
What is this place?
797
00:43:22,267 --> 00:43:25,060
Emmet, welcome to heck.
798
00:43:27,481 --> 00:43:29,023
Extry! Extry!
799
00:43:32,110 --> 00:43:34,028
- Superman?
- Oh, hey, Emmet.
800
00:43:34,196 --> 00:43:35,988
Superman, what are you doing?
801
00:43:36,114 --> 00:43:37,406
Oh, just mowing my lawn.
802
00:43:37,574 --> 00:43:39,074
Want everything to be perfect
for the wedding ceremony.
803
00:43:39,201 --> 00:43:40,993
Where is it? Where's Lucy?
Where's our friends?
804
00:43:41,077 --> 00:43:42,411
At the Space Temple, you goof.
805
00:43:42,496 --> 00:43:44,413
Wait. Two questions.
One, where's the Space Temple?
806
00:43:44,498 --> 00:43:46,248
Two, why are you here?
807
00:43:46,333 --> 00:43:48,042
What are you talking about?
It's great here.
808
00:43:48,168 --> 00:43:49,710
I never wanna leave.
809
00:43:49,878 --> 00:43:52,671
By the way, S stands for Silly now.
I'm Sillyman.
810
00:43:52,756 --> 00:43:54,131
Why didn't you come back for us?
811
00:43:54,216 --> 00:43:57,384
Ah, we're just all having so much
fun here and we're all friends.
812
00:43:57,552 --> 00:43:58,761
I know. What's up, GL?
813
00:43:58,887 --> 00:44:00,095
I see you, boy.
814
00:44:00,388 --> 00:44:02,431
Hey! Oh, here comes Lex
with the smoothies.
815
00:44:02,599 --> 00:44:05,643
Who wants a mango-berry blast
with a reusable straw?
816
00:44:05,769 --> 00:44:07,019
Lex Luthor?
817
00:44:07,187 --> 00:44:09,563
You're friends with your sworn enemy,
Lex Luthor?
818
00:44:09,689 --> 00:44:12,441
Guys, General Zod
just made homemade guac.
819
00:44:12,526 --> 00:44:14,443
He's a Zod-send.
820
00:44:15,570 --> 00:44:16,946
I'm glittery!
821
00:44:17,072 --> 00:44:19,323
Why are you all acting different?
822
00:44:19,491 --> 00:44:23,118
We all listened to the music,
and it really changed our attitude.
823
00:44:23,286 --> 00:44:25,955
You have to listen to the music.
824
00:44:26,122 --> 00:44:30,334
Listen to the music
and let your mind go.
825
00:44:30,460 --> 00:44:32,962
- Let's sing him the song.
- That is a great idea, Lexy.
826
00:44:33,129 --> 00:44:34,505
I have an excellent singing voice.
827
00:44:39,135 --> 00:44:40,177
Oh, we have fun together.
828
00:44:44,057 --> 00:44:45,599
I wanna find my friends.
829
00:44:45,767 --> 00:44:47,768
I don't wanna listen to a song.
830
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:51,188
Just listen to the music
and let your mind go.
831
00:44:51,356 --> 00:44:53,315
Hey! Back off.
832
00:44:56,903 --> 00:44:59,196
Subject her to catchy pop music.
833
00:44:59,281 --> 00:45:01,198
That will change her tune.
834
00:45:01,741 --> 00:45:04,952
I'll start with one
that's sure to get stuck in her head.
835
00:45:11,585 --> 00:45:12,585
You gotta be kiddin' me.
836
00:45:17,173 --> 00:45:18,507
Not surround sound!
837
00:45:30,854 --> 00:45:33,105
Unikitty!
838
00:45:41,197 --> 00:45:42,865
Unikitty, let's get out of here!
839
00:45:42,949 --> 00:45:43,991
Wyldstyle!
840
00:45:44,117 --> 00:45:45,910
It's fun! Sing along!
841
00:45:47,287 --> 00:45:49,538
Glitter is like stars on your body!
842
00:45:49,664 --> 00:45:52,041
My leg is a piano!
843
00:45:52,125 --> 00:45:55,502
This song is stuck in my head,
and my head loves it.
844
00:45:56,171 --> 00:45:57,421
- Join the party!
- No! Guys!
845
00:45:57,631 --> 00:45:58,631
Boom!
846
00:45:58,715 --> 00:46:00,758
What's wrong with you?
You're not acting like yourselves.
847
00:46:00,884 --> 00:46:04,261
This is the most disturbing thing
I've ever seen!
848
00:46:06,806 --> 00:46:08,724
Run!
849
00:46:08,808 --> 00:46:10,392
Don't listen to the music, Emmet,
850
00:46:10,518 --> 00:46:12,561
if you want your noodle
to stay al dente!
851
00:46:12,646 --> 00:46:13,687
Emmet?
852
00:46:13,855 --> 00:46:15,397
My body is worming.
853
00:46:15,482 --> 00:46:17,483
I didn't know I knew how to do this!
854
00:46:17,567 --> 00:46:19,318
Get yourself together.
855
00:46:19,945 --> 00:46:20,945
We'll be safe inside of...
856
00:46:22,489 --> 00:46:23,489
Hey, guys!
857
00:46:23,615 --> 00:46:24,698
They're everywhere!
858
00:46:32,499 --> 00:46:35,042
Connor? Ripley? The other one?
859
00:46:36,628 --> 00:46:38,003
Don't be a grumpledumpuss!
860
00:46:38,088 --> 00:46:40,756
Don't you see?
They are trying to change us.
861
00:46:40,882 --> 00:46:43,300
Don't worry,
this song has, like, zero effect on me.
862
00:46:43,385 --> 00:46:45,803
- You're dancing.
- Don't look at me.
863
00:46:46,388 --> 00:46:48,138
Rex! Help me!
864
00:46:48,223 --> 00:46:50,808
Think hard thoughts, Emmet.
Think hard thoughts...
865
00:46:50,976 --> 00:46:54,436
Or the rhythm is gonna get ya!
866
00:46:54,729 --> 00:46:58,273
Shoulder, stay still! Stop it!
867
00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:01,402
No! No! No! No! No! No!
868
00:47:04,322 --> 00:47:05,364
Yes!
869
00:47:11,788 --> 00:47:13,455
- Bruce?
- Willis. Yeah.
870
00:47:13,540 --> 00:47:15,416
I spend a lot of time in air ducts.
871
00:47:16,334 --> 00:47:18,711
I definitely don't live up here.
872
00:47:18,878 --> 00:47:20,379
I have a home.
873
00:47:20,547 --> 00:47:22,214
Just scooch on by.
874
00:47:38,481 --> 00:47:39,982
It's a dead end!
875
00:47:40,150 --> 00:47:43,736
My CPD, convenient plot device,
shows there's a planet right below us.
876
00:47:43,820 --> 00:47:44,903
It's our only way out of here.
877
00:47:45,071 --> 00:47:47,531
I'll hold 'em back.
You bust us out.
878
00:47:47,657 --> 00:47:48,699
I don't know how to do that!
879
00:47:48,867 --> 00:47:50,576
Emmet, I know you can do this.
880
00:47:50,660 --> 00:47:52,036
What makes you mad?
881
00:47:52,203 --> 00:47:54,038
- A lamppost?
- Come on!
882
00:47:54,205 --> 00:47:55,998
They took Lucy and the others.
883
00:47:56,166 --> 00:47:58,459
And how does that
make you feel?
884
00:47:58,710 --> 00:48:00,085
- Not good.
- More honest.
885
00:48:00,253 --> 00:48:01,295
Super not good!
886
00:48:01,463 --> 00:48:02,963
You're getting close now, brother!
887
00:48:03,131 --> 00:48:05,966
Crack that pain bone open
and suck out the marrow!
888
00:48:06,134 --> 00:48:07,926
What do you feel?
889
00:48:08,094 --> 00:48:12,139
I feel very afraid of losing
Lucy forever and it being my fault,
890
00:48:12,307 --> 00:48:14,933
because I wasn't able to change!
891
00:48:21,399 --> 00:48:22,524
I did it!
892
00:48:24,694 --> 00:48:25,986
Nice job, kid.
893
00:48:26,071 --> 00:48:28,155
How is there outer space
under this sidewalk?
894
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:30,449
I told you, nothing in this place
makes sense.
895
00:48:31,868 --> 00:48:33,035
Yeah!
896
00:48:35,622 --> 00:48:38,332
When are we gonna stop falling?
897
00:48:39,793 --> 00:48:41,794
Now.
898
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:43,796
Rex, do you hear a rumbling?
899
00:48:46,925 --> 00:48:49,051
Planet Duplo!
900
00:48:54,182 --> 00:48:56,517
This is really bad.
901
00:48:58,311 --> 00:49:01,271
Buses are now leaving
for the matrimonial ceremony.
902
00:49:01,397 --> 00:49:02,439
Find her.
903
00:49:02,524 --> 00:49:05,192
I must deliver the Man of Bats
to the queen.
904
00:49:05,276 --> 00:49:06,610
I'm not going anywhere.
905
00:49:06,694 --> 00:49:08,403
All right, I stand corrected.
I am going somewhere.
906
00:49:14,661 --> 00:49:16,286
More confetti!
907
00:49:16,371 --> 00:49:19,414
More glitter! More frosting!
908
00:49:19,499 --> 00:49:22,417
Oh, I love
the chocolate fondue fountain.
909
00:49:22,544 --> 00:49:24,878
Life is so fragile.
910
00:49:25,004 --> 00:49:26,630
Call from General Mayhem.
911
00:49:26,714 --> 00:49:28,298
Okay. Everybody, take five.
912
00:49:28,466 --> 00:49:29,800
Banana, peel out.
913
00:49:32,887 --> 00:49:35,931
Hey! You bringin' the Man of Bats
to the Space Temple?
914
00:49:36,057 --> 00:49:37,266
I am on my way.
915
00:49:37,350 --> 00:49:39,768
I just wanna say, I am not okay with...
916
00:49:40,311 --> 00:49:43,730
But the one they call Wyldstyle escaped.
917
00:49:43,898 --> 00:49:45,983
Don't worry. She'll come to us.
918
00:49:46,693 --> 00:49:48,402
And we'll be ready for her.
919
00:49:52,532 --> 00:49:55,826
Sorry. Banana keeps slipping on his peel
on the way out.
920
00:49:57,495 --> 00:49:59,246
You gonna bruise yo' butt.
921
00:50:12,427 --> 00:50:13,468
All right, you guys.
922
00:50:13,636 --> 00:50:15,345
The queen says
we gotta get these bricks sorted
923
00:50:15,430 --> 00:50:17,973
and up to the Space Temple
before the ceremony starts.
924
00:50:18,766 --> 00:50:20,100
Let's go! Go! Go!
925
00:50:22,145 --> 00:50:24,188
Rex! I think I know what to do.
926
00:50:24,272 --> 00:50:25,397
What's your plan?
927
00:50:25,481 --> 00:50:27,482
We're gonna have to hang, bro.
928
00:50:27,567 --> 00:50:30,777
I catch you.
Grab and go, amigo!
929
00:50:39,370 --> 00:50:40,621
Well done.
930
00:50:40,788 --> 00:50:44,666
The student has become
the teaching assistant.
931
00:50:44,834 --> 00:50:45,834
Thanks.
932
00:50:46,002 --> 00:50:48,212
I hope this leads to our friends.
933
00:50:51,317 --> 00:50:54,134
Let's all go to the lobby
934
00:50:54,302 --> 00:50:56,677
Let's all go to the lobby
935
00:50:59,432 --> 00:51:02,142
Yep, I hope
this leads to our friends.
936
00:51:06,189 --> 00:51:07,397
I'm having a great time!
937
00:51:07,482 --> 00:51:08,941
Me too!
938
00:51:10,944 --> 00:51:13,070
See, Wyldstyle, it's fun here!
939
00:51:13,154 --> 00:51:15,030
Wait a minute, wait a minute,
wait a minute!
940
00:51:15,156 --> 00:51:16,240
Where's Wyldstyle?
941
00:51:16,407 --> 00:51:18,116
- Where is Wyldstyle?
- Where be Batman too?
942
00:51:18,284 --> 00:51:19,785
What? I can't hear what you're saying.
943
00:51:19,994 --> 00:51:22,162
I'm too busy partying!
944
00:51:24,540 --> 00:51:27,000
Good thing
Wyldstyle's not here!
945
00:51:27,085 --> 00:51:28,794
She would hate this!
946
00:51:31,673 --> 00:51:34,258
Scan. Scan.
947
00:51:34,342 --> 00:51:35,968
Scan. Scan.
948
00:51:38,972 --> 00:51:40,639
Scan. Scan.
949
00:51:46,604 --> 00:51:47,854
Emmet?
950
00:51:52,527 --> 00:51:53,777
Scan. Scan.
951
00:51:53,861 --> 00:51:54,903
Get down!
952
00:51:56,739 --> 00:51:57,823
Emmet!
953
00:51:57,907 --> 00:51:59,491
Lucy! What're you doing here?
954
00:51:59,659 --> 00:52:01,868
- I'm here to save you!
- I'm here to save you!
955
00:52:02,036 --> 00:52:03,412
We're saving each other!
956
00:52:03,871 --> 00:52:05,914
You made it all the way here.
957
00:52:06,082 --> 00:52:07,666
I can't believe it!
958
00:52:07,750 --> 00:52:10,252
You better believe it, sister.
959
00:52:10,336 --> 00:52:11,545
Who is this guy?
960
00:52:11,713 --> 00:52:13,005
So, you can see him?
961
00:52:13,172 --> 00:52:14,423
I was so worried
he was just a projection
962
00:52:14,507 --> 00:52:17,134
of what my ego needs deep down,
but, no, he's real. Cool!
963
00:52:17,260 --> 00:52:19,136
I'm Rex Dangervest.
964
00:52:19,304 --> 00:52:21,179
Social media influencer!
First baseman!
965
00:52:21,347 --> 00:52:23,056
Man of the soil! Script doctor!
966
00:52:23,182 --> 00:52:26,059
And my middle name's Machete Ninjastar,
so I know tough.
967
00:52:27,061 --> 00:52:28,937
And Emmet is one tough cookie.
968
00:52:29,105 --> 00:52:32,858
He's a cookie so tough and hard,
you can't even chew it,
969
00:52:32,942 --> 00:52:36,153
'cause it turns out it's not a cookie,
it's a chainsaw.
970
00:52:36,279 --> 00:52:39,239
- Really?
- Yeah. I grew up.
971
00:52:39,449 --> 00:52:40,574
Just like you wanted.
972
00:52:41,242 --> 00:52:44,745
Yeah. No, that's great.
973
00:52:44,954 --> 00:52:46,663
I thought you'd be more excited.
974
00:52:46,831 --> 00:52:48,040
Me too.
975
00:52:48,416 --> 00:52:50,792
But it's good,
because that's what we need.
976
00:52:50,877 --> 00:52:52,336
They've got all our friends.
977
00:52:52,503 --> 00:52:54,463
Your nightmare, Armamageddon's coming.
978
00:52:54,630 --> 00:52:56,214
We have to stop it or we're all doomed.
979
00:52:56,382 --> 00:52:57,883
And it's all going down
980
00:52:58,009 --> 00:53:00,344
- right there at the...
- The Space Temple.
981
00:53:02,638 --> 00:53:04,723
And the clock from my dream.
982
00:53:04,932 --> 00:53:06,224
It's all coming true.
983
00:53:07,935 --> 00:53:10,395
- The Man of Bats.
- Welcome.
984
00:53:12,023 --> 00:53:13,440
Hey, girl, hey.
985
00:53:13,524 --> 00:53:15,567
I've detected a deep emptiness in him.
986
00:53:15,735 --> 00:53:19,321
According to my calculations,
he's lonely.
987
00:53:20,615 --> 00:53:21,948
Among other things.
988
00:53:24,827 --> 00:53:26,286
I know how he feels.
989
00:53:27,038 --> 00:53:30,415
I mean, what a weirdo.
I totally don't relate to that.
990
00:53:30,666 --> 00:53:33,168
The time for Armamageddon nears.
991
00:53:33,378 --> 00:53:34,753
We must find a weakness.
992
00:53:34,921 --> 00:53:37,130
- If he doesn't say I do, we...
- Relax, girl.
993
00:53:37,298 --> 00:53:38,799
I got this.
994
00:53:39,425 --> 00:53:41,134
I'll just leave you two alone.
995
00:53:42,470 --> 00:53:44,679
Okay, let's address
the elephant in the room.
996
00:53:46,557 --> 00:53:49,184
Listen, lady, don't try any mind games.
997
00:53:49,352 --> 00:53:53,063
Batman is a permanent Bat-chelor.
998
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:57,734
Can you imagine if having a family
with someone I loved
999
00:53:57,902 --> 00:54:00,695
healed some of my darkest trauma?
1000
00:54:00,863 --> 00:54:01,905
Barf.
1001
00:54:02,073 --> 00:54:04,199
There is no way I'm marrying you.
1002
00:54:04,283 --> 00:54:05,575
Well, of course not.
1003
00:54:05,743 --> 00:54:07,536
Yeah, but you said that...
1004
00:54:07,620 --> 00:54:08,912
I wanted to marry you?
1005
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:10,705
No, no, no, honey.
1006
00:54:10,873 --> 00:54:12,541
I was just saying that
to make the person
1007
00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:15,419
I actually wanna marry jealous.
1008
00:54:15,503 --> 00:54:17,921
Good. So, I guess we're done here or...
1009
00:54:18,005 --> 00:54:20,006
Marry Batman.
1010
00:54:20,174 --> 00:54:22,217
That's a good one. You funny.
1011
00:54:22,301 --> 00:54:23,927
Yeah. And...
1012
00:54:24,095 --> 00:54:27,681
Out of curiosity,
why wouldn't you wanna marry me?
1013
00:54:27,807 --> 00:54:31,184
Just, you know, again,
purely for curiosity sake.
1014
00:54:31,310 --> 00:54:33,061
Oh, I don't go for guys like you.
1015
00:54:33,187 --> 00:54:35,063
What do you mean, guys like me?
1016
00:54:35,231 --> 00:54:37,357
Oh, great. More singing.
Right on time.
1017
00:54:37,483 --> 00:54:38,525
Listen, Bruce.
1018
00:54:38,651 --> 00:54:40,444
- Who's Bruce?
- It's nothin' personal.
1019
00:54:40,611 --> 00:54:41,653
It's just...
1020
00:54:41,821 --> 00:54:43,447
I've dated men like you before
1021
00:54:43,614 --> 00:54:45,824
- And you're just not my type
- My type
1022
00:54:45,992 --> 00:54:48,535
Never around during the day,
only come out at night
1023
00:54:48,703 --> 00:54:50,495
- That's late
- Emotionally wounded
1024
00:54:50,663 --> 00:54:52,998
- Dark and brooding all the time
- Boo-hoo
1025
00:54:53,207 --> 00:54:54,374
Hanging around with clowns
1026
00:54:54,459 --> 00:54:56,501
I don't need that in my life
1027
00:54:56,627 --> 00:54:58,336
I ain't Selina Kyle
1028
00:54:58,463 --> 00:55:00,130
I ain't no Vicki Vale
1029
00:55:00,256 --> 00:55:01,882
I was never into you
1030
00:55:02,008 --> 00:55:04,050
Even when you were Christian Bale
1031
00:55:04,177 --> 00:55:05,677
I'm more of a Keaton guy myself.
1032
00:55:05,761 --> 00:55:07,637
Ooh, I loved him as Beetlejuice.
1033
00:55:07,763 --> 00:55:12,350
I'm just not into Gotham City guys
1034
00:55:12,518 --> 00:55:14,394
Oh, yeah, we're flawed,
but that's what makes us so relatable.
1035
00:55:14,604 --> 00:55:19,149
I'm just not into guys who can't fly
1036
00:55:19,233 --> 00:55:20,358
I can fly.
1037
00:55:20,526 --> 00:55:22,110
The Batwing can fly.
1038
00:55:22,278 --> 00:55:24,446
Rich boys with gadgets
are not my type
1039
00:55:24,614 --> 00:55:25,906
What is your type?
1040
00:55:25,990 --> 00:55:30,410
Kryptonian men are my kryptonite
1041
00:55:30,578 --> 00:55:31,620
Gross!
1042
00:55:31,704 --> 00:55:35,290
I'm just not into Gotham City guys
1043
00:55:35,458 --> 00:55:38,293
So what? You dig Superman.
I don't care. But, like, listen up.
1044
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:40,420
You're clearly just confused
1045
00:55:40,588 --> 00:55:42,339
Gotham dudes are the best
1046
00:55:42,507 --> 00:55:44,257
We have deep, manly voices
1047
00:55:44,425 --> 00:55:46,259
And insanely ripped pecs
1048
00:55:46,427 --> 00:55:47,886
We're Affleck-level hot
1049
00:55:48,054 --> 00:55:49,930
And we're Oprah-level rich
1050
00:55:50,097 --> 00:55:52,098
With George Clooney-level charm
1051
00:55:52,183 --> 00:55:53,517
And Val Kilmer lips
1052
00:55:53,726 --> 00:55:56,478
We worked for our powers
'cause we're self-made men
1053
00:55:56,604 --> 00:55:58,438
We didn't just get them from the sun
1054
00:55:58,523 --> 00:56:00,941
Like an entitled alien
1055
00:56:02,652 --> 00:56:05,362
Go on one date with me
and you'll change your mind.
1056
00:56:05,446 --> 00:56:06,738
Unsubscribe.
1057
00:56:07,532 --> 00:56:10,742
I'm just not into Gotham City guys
1058
00:56:10,826 --> 00:56:12,369
Give me a chance!
1059
00:56:12,495 --> 00:56:14,788
No, thank you. Hard pass.
1060
00:56:14,872 --> 00:56:19,292
I'm just not into guys
who don't wear tights
1061
00:56:19,877 --> 00:56:22,212
I used to wear tights.
Ask Adam West!
1062
00:56:22,338 --> 00:56:25,382
I'm looking for a husband,
someone to share my crown
1063
00:56:25,550 --> 00:56:29,386
And Gotham men are playboys
who would never settle down
1064
00:56:29,512 --> 00:56:33,014
Unlike other superheroes
who are strong and not afraid
1065
00:56:33,140 --> 00:56:35,183
Of commitment and relationships
1066
00:56:35,309 --> 00:56:36,685
I won't name any names
1067
00:56:36,769 --> 00:56:37,769
Oh, hey, Batman!
1068
00:56:37,853 --> 00:56:39,771
But I'll give you a hint
1069
00:56:39,855 --> 00:56:41,189
He's made of steel
1070
00:56:41,357 --> 00:56:44,359
And wears a red cape
1071
00:56:47,113 --> 00:56:50,740
Wait!
1072
00:56:50,908 --> 00:56:52,367
Please marry me.
1073
00:56:52,451 --> 00:56:54,452
Are you sure
this is what you really want?
1074
00:56:54,537 --> 00:56:55,996
Yes. Marry me.
1075
00:56:56,163 --> 00:56:58,582
And then you'll see,
I am the best at everything,
1076
00:56:58,749 --> 00:57:01,293
including commitment.
1077
00:57:01,377 --> 00:57:03,461
So, you wanna do this
in like 15 minutes?
1078
00:57:03,546 --> 00:57:05,005
Make it a quarter of an hour.
1079
00:57:05,756 --> 00:57:06,798
Where are we?
1080
00:57:11,637 --> 00:57:12,762
Look out!
1081
00:57:15,641 --> 00:57:17,726
Emmet, you got this, bro.
1082
00:57:17,810 --> 00:57:19,769
Quick! Let's build, a toaster!
1083
00:57:19,854 --> 00:57:21,271
- A toaster?
- Just trust me.
1084
00:57:30,364 --> 00:57:31,448
Wow! That was cool.
1085
00:57:31,616 --> 00:57:33,033
Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah?
1086
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:34,367
It was. It was cool.
1087
00:57:34,535 --> 00:57:38,246
What fresh nightmare
are they constructing here?
1088
00:57:46,505 --> 00:57:49,257
It's a wedding cake of doom!
1089
00:57:49,383 --> 00:57:50,675
Disgusting!
1090
00:57:50,885 --> 00:57:53,511
How is a wedding ceremony
going to summon Armamageddon?
1091
00:57:53,721 --> 00:57:55,764
I don't know,
but we're not gonna wait to find out.
1092
00:57:55,890 --> 00:57:57,932
We can stop the ceremony
if we find a weakness
1093
00:57:58,142 --> 00:57:59,559
in the temple and blow it up.
1094
00:57:59,769 --> 00:58:01,519
I scanned the layout as we entered
1095
00:58:01,729 --> 00:58:05,774
using my Implausitron,
one of my impossibly cool gadgets.
1096
00:58:05,941 --> 00:58:09,903
This temple's clearly built as a beacon
for the end of days.
1097
00:58:10,071 --> 00:58:12,656
Emmet, you're a construction worker.
What do you think?
1098
00:58:12,823 --> 00:58:15,075
Great question, Rex.
I'll take it from here.
1099
00:58:15,242 --> 00:58:16,660
Unique construction style.
1100
00:58:16,827 --> 00:58:19,412
Seems to be built around
this entertainment center in the middle.
1101
00:58:19,664 --> 00:58:21,665
Looks like a magical relic
1102
00:58:21,874 --> 00:58:24,751
that plays music
as a protective defense shield.
1103
00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:26,628
Okay, I've got a plan. We split up.
1104
00:58:26,796 --> 00:58:31,675
Rex retrieves the Rexcelsior
and gets in Rextraction position.
1105
00:58:31,801 --> 00:58:33,218
Not a fan of puns? Okay.
1106
00:58:33,344 --> 00:58:35,136
Lucy unplugs this entertainment center,
1107
00:58:35,262 --> 00:58:37,055
which should deactivate
the defense shield...
1108
00:58:37,223 --> 00:58:41,267
Then I'll do the Master Breaker punch
here, at the top of the temple,
1109
00:58:41,519 --> 00:58:45,105
which will start a chain reaction,
causing the whole place to blow.
1110
00:58:45,231 --> 00:58:47,816
Then Rex swoops in,
grabs us and our friends,
1111
00:58:47,983 --> 00:58:49,693
and we all go home.
1112
00:58:49,944 --> 00:58:51,611
That's a really impressive plan.
1113
00:58:51,862 --> 00:58:54,948
Thank you. Now grab a headset.
I don't wanna lose you again.
1114
00:58:58,119 --> 00:58:59,369
Lucy, what's with your hair?
1115
00:58:59,578 --> 00:59:01,538
Oh, it's nothing.
It was just a spa thing.
1116
00:59:01,706 --> 00:59:03,748
Don't worry about it.
It's not my real hair.
1117
00:59:03,833 --> 00:59:05,375
My real hair's naturally black.
1118
00:59:05,626 --> 00:59:06,626
She's lyin'.
1119
00:59:06,711 --> 00:59:08,920
She wouldn't lie to me about something
as important as her hair color.
1120
00:59:09,130 --> 00:59:10,547
- I'm not.
- She would
1121
00:59:10,715 --> 00:59:12,549
if she was brainwashed.
1122
00:59:12,758 --> 00:59:16,720
And you can't wash a brain without
washing the hair on top of that brain.
1123
00:59:16,804 --> 00:59:17,846
It's basic science.
1124
00:59:18,013 --> 00:59:19,889
Lucy, you're not...
1125
00:59:20,057 --> 00:59:21,057
No.
1126
00:59:21,225 --> 00:59:22,600
Are you?
1127
00:59:22,852 --> 00:59:24,561
I'm not! I'm not brainwashed!
1128
00:59:24,770 --> 00:59:26,104
What about the rest of our friends?
1129
00:59:26,313 --> 00:59:27,897
Oh, they're brainwashed. But I'm not.
1130
00:59:29,233 --> 00:59:31,359
You sure we can trust her?
1131
00:59:32,236 --> 00:59:33,611
Emmet?
1132
00:59:33,779 --> 00:59:35,196
It's me.
1133
00:59:37,241 --> 00:59:38,491
Emmet?
1134
00:59:39,994 --> 00:59:41,244
I can always trust you.
1135
00:59:43,914 --> 00:59:45,874
Now, you disconnect the shield,
and I'll blow up the temple.
1136
00:59:45,958 --> 00:59:47,292
And I'll get my ship.
1137
00:59:47,460 --> 00:59:50,086
We've got no time to lose, because...
1138
00:59:50,254 --> 00:59:52,756
It's 5:00 p.m.
1139
00:59:54,133 --> 00:59:56,801
The union of Queen
Watevra Wa'Nabi
1140
00:59:57,011 --> 00:59:59,012
and Bruce Margolis Batman.
1141
00:59:59,180 --> 01:00:01,139
I will say it is nice
that you have a vegan option,
1142
01:00:01,307 --> 01:00:03,808
but we're gonna have to reprint
these all in black.
1143
01:00:04,059 --> 01:00:06,227
- Bam!
- I like it.
1144
01:00:06,312 --> 01:00:09,647
And instead of releasing doves,
how about bats?
1145
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:12,650
Sweet! I got an idea.
1146
01:00:12,818 --> 01:00:15,737
What if, instead of throwing a bouquet,
if I throw a batarang,
1147
01:00:15,905 --> 01:00:19,991
and whoever's chest it lodges in
is the next to get married?
1148
01:00:20,075 --> 01:00:21,159
Love it, babe.
1149
01:00:21,243 --> 01:00:23,536
I did not expect this to be so much fun.
1150
01:00:24,121 --> 01:00:26,623
Who would've thought
that this incorrigible gadabout
1151
01:00:26,707 --> 01:00:27,957
would ever tie the knot?
1152
01:00:28,125 --> 01:00:31,252
People change.
I change, like, every five seconds.
1153
01:00:31,337 --> 01:00:32,337
Like this, boom.
1154
01:00:33,839 --> 01:00:35,840
I mean, this morning I was all alone.
1155
01:00:36,008 --> 01:00:39,177
Living in a giant palace
with only a fussy British servant,
1156
01:00:39,303 --> 01:00:41,262
and no one
who could really relate to me.
1157
01:00:41,347 --> 01:00:43,139
I can really relate to that.
1158
01:00:43,224 --> 01:00:45,475
But along the way, it got real.
1159
01:00:45,601 --> 01:00:47,018
So, so real.
1160
01:00:47,269 --> 01:00:49,020
Look at us, two different worlds.
1161
01:00:49,188 --> 01:00:51,940
Two people who just need someone
who understands us...
1162
01:00:52,149 --> 01:00:53,858
- To find real happiness.
- To find real happiness.
1163
01:00:54,026 --> 01:00:55,401
- Jinx.
- Jinx!
1164
01:00:55,528 --> 01:00:56,611
- Jinx.
- Jinx!
1165
01:00:56,695 --> 01:00:59,405
And final jinx. Oh, you're so jinxed,
both of you, aren't you?
1166
01:00:59,615 --> 01:01:01,825
So, let's stop this forever.
1167
01:01:02,034 --> 01:01:03,535
Have you been here the whole time?
1168
01:01:03,702 --> 01:01:06,329
Yeah. And I'm sad about it.
1169
01:01:09,875 --> 01:01:11,501
So, then the centaur says,
1170
01:01:11,585 --> 01:01:13,169
that's not the half I'm talking about.
1171
01:01:14,505 --> 01:01:17,090
Okay, target detected. I'm closing in.
1172
01:01:17,299 --> 01:01:18,967
- 10-4, good buddy.
- 10-4 you, good buddy.
1173
01:01:19,051 --> 01:01:20,301
You're the good buddy, buddy.
1174
01:01:20,469 --> 01:01:22,220
- Is that Bruce Willis?
- Hey, guys.
1175
01:01:22,346 --> 01:01:24,264
Good one, Bruce Willis!
1176
01:01:26,308 --> 01:01:27,684
Get to the bridal suite
without getting brainwashed.
1177
01:01:27,768 --> 01:01:29,185
Think hard thoughts.
1178
01:01:29,436 --> 01:01:30,937
Brood. Brood. Brood!
1179
01:01:31,105 --> 01:01:32,355
Brood!
1180
01:01:32,481 --> 01:01:33,481
Did you just say brood?
1181
01:01:33,691 --> 01:01:36,067
No, bride! I need to see the bride.
1182
01:01:36,277 --> 01:01:38,987
I'm sorry, no entry allowed.
Who are you?
1183
01:01:39,196 --> 01:01:41,698
Who, me?
1184
01:01:41,949 --> 01:01:43,241
I'm your worst nightmare.
1185
01:01:43,450 --> 01:01:45,785
You're me when I'm late to school,
1186
01:01:45,953 --> 01:01:48,454
and I forgot my homework
and my pants are made of pudding?
1187
01:01:48,706 --> 01:01:50,331
No, I don't...
1188
01:01:56,463 --> 01:01:59,007
Mayhem!
Is everything in order for the ceremony?
1189
01:01:59,091 --> 01:02:03,595
Yes, I will operate everything here
from this home entertainment center.
1190
01:02:04,221 --> 01:02:05,638
There it is.
1191
01:02:05,723 --> 01:02:06,723
You so get me.
1192
01:02:06,849 --> 01:02:08,474
No. You so get me.
1193
01:02:08,559 --> 01:02:10,184
No, no, no. You so get me.
1194
01:02:10,311 --> 01:02:11,603
They brainwashed Batman.
1195
01:02:11,687 --> 01:02:13,313
Wow, they're good, because he is dense.
1196
01:02:13,397 --> 01:02:15,148
Let's both say the first word
that pops in our heads
1197
01:02:15,357 --> 01:02:16,441
and see if it's the same.
1198
01:02:16,567 --> 01:02:18,151
- Okay.
- One, two, three.
1199
01:02:18,319 --> 01:02:19,319
- Party!
- Batman!
1200
01:02:19,528 --> 01:02:21,404
Oh, that's crazy,
'cause Batman is all for partying.
1201
01:02:21,614 --> 01:02:22,947
- So, that's basically the same word.
- Totally.
1202
01:02:23,032 --> 01:02:24,407
Totally.
1203
01:02:24,617 --> 01:02:25,617
- Totally.
- Totally.
1204
01:02:25,701 --> 01:02:27,535
Final totally. And end it.
1205
01:02:27,703 --> 01:02:29,037
We've gotta get upstairs.
The show's starting.
1206
01:02:29,204 --> 01:02:30,955
Mayhem, do the boopity-bop-bop.
1207
01:02:31,206 --> 01:02:32,457
Boopity-bop-bop.
1208
01:02:36,587 --> 01:02:37,962
Bring down the house, my queen.
1209
01:02:38,631 --> 01:02:40,548
This house is about to get tore up.
1210
01:02:51,602 --> 01:02:52,977
We've been expecting you.
1211
01:02:53,103 --> 01:02:56,898
Then expect the unexpected!
1212
01:02:56,982 --> 01:02:58,483
Did you expect this?
1213
01:02:58,651 --> 01:03:00,526
Yes.
1214
01:03:00,653 --> 01:03:04,072
Well, I expected your
expecting our expecting.
1215
01:03:04,156 --> 01:03:07,325
And I expected your expecting
of my expecting your...
1216
01:03:07,785 --> 01:03:09,202
Wait, now I'm lost.
1217
01:03:18,087 --> 01:03:19,963
I feel dizzy.
1218
01:03:30,182 --> 01:03:33,768
Citizens of the 11 planets
of the Systar System!
1219
01:03:34,353 --> 01:03:36,771
I ask you to put your hands together
1220
01:03:36,855 --> 01:03:38,690
and apart, and together again
1221
01:03:38,857 --> 01:03:41,025
in a repeated fashion.
1222
01:03:48,283 --> 01:03:49,826
Broody Judy,
this is Stubble Trouble.
1223
01:03:49,952 --> 01:03:51,619
What's your status?
1224
01:03:51,704 --> 01:03:53,329
Hello? Lucy?
1225
01:03:53,831 --> 01:03:55,164
She's not answering.
1226
01:03:55,332 --> 01:03:56,708
Is that bad?
1227
01:03:56,875 --> 01:03:58,501
An uh-oh? Never good.
1228
01:03:58,669 --> 01:04:02,046
I thought she might've been more
brainwashed than she was letting on.
1229
01:04:02,214 --> 01:04:05,466
No. No, not Lucy.
She is the toughest there is.
1230
01:04:06,093 --> 01:04:08,052
Unless that song got stuck in her head.
1231
01:04:08,721 --> 01:04:10,263
Lucy. Lucy?
1232
01:04:10,973 --> 01:04:12,849
Come on, Lucy, where are you?
1233
01:04:14,309 --> 01:04:16,436
Allow me to introduce...
1234
01:04:16,562 --> 01:04:17,770
The wedding party.
1235
01:04:17,938 --> 01:04:20,231
Supporting the bride are Marie Curie...
1236
01:04:20,357 --> 01:04:22,025
Chocolate Bar...
1237
01:04:22,109 --> 01:04:23,401
The Tin Man...
1238
01:04:23,485 --> 01:04:25,570
And Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
1239
01:04:25,654 --> 01:04:27,947
Bearing the rings, Banana.
1240
01:04:28,115 --> 01:04:30,158
Okay, okay. You can do this.
1241
01:04:30,325 --> 01:04:31,701
Don't mess this...
1242
01:04:31,785 --> 01:04:33,911
I messed it up! I messed it up!
1243
01:04:34,246 --> 01:04:35,747
No!
1244
01:04:35,831 --> 01:04:37,290
I'm slipping! Don't look at me!
1245
01:04:37,374 --> 01:04:39,375
No!
1246
01:04:39,668 --> 01:04:41,961
This is my nightmare!
1247
01:04:42,129 --> 01:04:44,005
I had a dream about this!
Don't look at me!
1248
01:04:45,966 --> 01:04:48,885
And on the groom's side, MetalBeard...
1249
01:04:51,096 --> 01:04:52,555
- Unikitty...
- Hi!
1250
01:04:52,723 --> 01:04:54,223
And that spaceman, Benny.
1251
01:04:54,391 --> 01:04:55,600
Spaceship!
1252
01:04:55,726 --> 01:04:57,185
Oh, no, my friends.
1253
01:04:57,269 --> 01:04:58,644
I barely recognize them.
1254
01:04:58,771 --> 01:05:01,647
Don't worry about your friends.
Don't worry about Lucy.
1255
01:05:01,815 --> 01:05:04,317
Focus on what you need to do.
1256
01:05:04,485 --> 01:05:07,236
Visualize your success.
1257
01:05:13,410 --> 01:05:15,661
He did it!
1258
01:05:15,829 --> 01:05:16,996
He's so tough!
1259
01:05:17,539 --> 01:05:19,207
We were so wrong about him.
1260
01:05:19,792 --> 01:05:21,334
Way to go, Emmet.
1261
01:05:22,377 --> 01:05:24,629
You've changed, perfectly.
1262
01:05:26,048 --> 01:05:27,882
Your future is bright.
1263
01:05:27,966 --> 01:05:31,010
Right now,
we gotta deal with the present.
1264
01:05:31,845 --> 01:05:34,931
Wow! My own Rex Vest?
1265
01:05:36,308 --> 01:05:38,351
Thanks for helping me change
for the tougher.
1266
01:05:38,894 --> 01:05:40,645
Don't thank me, thank yourself.
1267
01:05:41,855 --> 01:05:43,981
Catch you on the flip. Hey-yo!
1268
01:05:48,529 --> 01:05:50,655
I left my lasso in there!
1269
01:05:50,864 --> 01:05:54,784
And now presenting
Queen Watevra Wa'Nabi...
1270
01:05:55,953 --> 01:05:57,203
Hey!
1271
01:05:57,371 --> 01:05:58,663
And also Batman.
1272
01:05:58,872 --> 01:06:01,082
Commitment!
1273
01:06:08,090 --> 01:06:10,133
You look beautiful.
1274
01:06:10,300 --> 01:06:11,592
You look stunning.
1275
01:06:11,802 --> 01:06:13,302
You are so right.
1276
01:06:13,470 --> 01:06:16,472
I know this is a strange thing to say
to the person I'm about to marry,
1277
01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:19,976
but I actually think I really like you.
1278
01:06:20,102 --> 01:06:21,102
Samesies.
1279
01:06:21,186 --> 01:06:22,728
- Totally. Totally.
- Totally.
1280
01:06:22,813 --> 01:06:25,982
And bring it to a merciful end.
Can we start now?
1281
01:06:26,066 --> 01:06:27,316
Supes!
1282
01:06:27,401 --> 01:06:29,402
I'm getting hitched. Feeling jelly?
1283
01:06:29,486 --> 01:06:30,903
Not at all!
1284
01:06:30,988 --> 01:06:32,905
Oh, it's burning you up inside.
1285
01:06:33,615 --> 01:06:35,908
You don't understand
who the queen is
1286
01:06:35,993 --> 01:06:37,994
and what we're trying to do.
1287
01:06:38,579 --> 01:06:40,371
She's trying to attack us, obviously.
1288
01:06:41,456 --> 01:06:42,999
You attacked us!
1289
01:06:43,917 --> 01:06:45,376
No, you started it.
1290
01:06:45,919 --> 01:06:47,753
No, you started it.
1291
01:06:52,134 --> 01:06:53,176
Well, now I'm gonna end it.
1292
01:06:53,343 --> 01:06:55,261
- Hello!
- No!
1293
01:07:10,319 --> 01:07:12,612
Help me. Please.
1294
01:07:14,907 --> 01:07:16,449
Okay, I'm not falling for it. No.
1295
01:07:16,617 --> 01:07:17,658
No way.
1296
01:07:22,956 --> 01:07:25,791
Nope. Nope. Stop.
1297
01:07:25,876 --> 01:07:27,335
No.
1298
01:07:28,086 --> 01:07:30,296
No, I will not care about...
1299
01:07:50,943 --> 01:07:52,026
You do care.
1300
01:07:52,110 --> 01:07:54,779
I knew there was some sweetness
under that darkness.
1301
01:07:54,947 --> 01:07:57,156
What are you talking about?
You're the bad guys, okay?
1302
01:07:57,282 --> 01:07:59,784
Maybe in your world.
But here, we don't see it that way.
1303
01:07:59,952 --> 01:08:01,535
Okay, no, no, no.
1304
01:08:01,620 --> 01:08:03,537
Your whole costume and mask
1305
01:08:03,705 --> 01:08:06,666
and all the stomping around
acting like you're the boss of us...
1306
01:08:06,750 --> 01:08:07,833
Because it's the only way you'll listen!
1307
01:08:09,044 --> 01:08:10,920
I tried to wear a mask and talk tough,
1308
01:08:11,004 --> 01:08:13,214
a language I thought you'd understand,
and it totally did not work.
1309
01:08:14,549 --> 01:08:16,759
All we wanna do is
unite our worlds in peace.
1310
01:08:16,969 --> 01:08:18,135
Why didn't you guys just tell us that?
1311
01:08:18,345 --> 01:08:19,387
We tried.
1312
01:08:19,471 --> 01:08:22,056
The queen sang a whole song
about how not evil she was.
1313
01:08:22,182 --> 01:08:23,766
That was the truth?
1314
01:08:23,850 --> 01:08:25,726
You guys are terrible communicators.
1315
01:08:25,811 --> 01:08:27,520
I know.
1316
01:08:27,604 --> 01:08:28,604
Come with me.
1317
01:08:28,689 --> 01:08:30,940
For years, we've tried to join you,
to play with you.
1318
01:08:31,525 --> 01:08:33,609
But you've always pushed us away.
1319
01:08:34,820 --> 01:08:38,614
Now all of our fighting has brought us
to the brink of Armamageddon.
1320
01:08:39,283 --> 01:08:41,075
But this wedding can change all that.
1321
01:08:41,201 --> 01:08:44,203
Bring us together and stop Armamageddon.
1322
01:08:44,413 --> 01:08:46,289
It'll make everything awesome again.
1323
01:08:46,498 --> 01:08:50,167
But everything isn't awesome,
it's, it's...
1324
01:08:51,503 --> 01:08:53,212
And now,
1325
01:08:53,463 --> 01:08:56,340
the queen will change
into her original form.
1326
01:09:08,061 --> 01:09:10,187
See? Friends.
1327
01:09:15,027 --> 01:09:17,153
The queen was from Emmet.
1328
01:09:17,237 --> 01:09:19,739
Those bricks inspired our world.
1329
01:09:19,948 --> 01:09:22,116
We exist because of you.
1330
01:09:22,200 --> 01:09:23,659
You started it.
1331
01:09:23,869 --> 01:09:25,494
We started it?
1332
01:09:25,662 --> 01:09:27,330
You started everything.
1333
01:09:27,497 --> 01:09:30,124
We look up to you. Always have.
1334
01:09:31,626 --> 01:09:32,626
Wyldstyle!
1335
01:09:32,794 --> 01:09:33,794
Where have you been?
1336
01:09:33,962 --> 01:09:35,921
Oh, you guys aren't brainwashed?
1337
01:09:36,131 --> 01:09:37,798
Brainwashed? No!
1338
01:09:37,966 --> 01:09:40,426
We're just happy.
It's so much more fun here.
1339
01:09:40,510 --> 01:09:42,887
There are so many more spaceships
on this adventure!
1340
01:09:43,096 --> 01:09:44,930
And yet not nearly enough.
1341
01:09:45,098 --> 01:09:48,059
Wait, if you guys are good,
then who's the bad guy?
1342
01:09:50,729 --> 01:09:53,397
Stubble Trouble,
this is Alpha Wolf-Bro Dog.
1343
01:09:53,565 --> 01:09:55,733
I'm almost in Rextraction position.
1344
01:09:55,817 --> 01:09:57,109
What's the color on the ground?
1345
01:09:57,235 --> 01:09:58,611
Fuchsia.
1346
01:09:58,695 --> 01:09:59,695
Rex, I see Lucy.
1347
01:09:59,863 --> 01:10:01,864
But she isn't taking down the shields.
1348
01:10:02,074 --> 01:10:04,283
You don't need Lucy.
You don't need anyone.
1349
01:10:04,451 --> 01:10:07,370
If you focus,
you can make a punch so powerful,
1350
01:10:07,537 --> 01:10:09,872
you'll take it down, shields and all.
1351
01:10:09,998 --> 01:10:12,291
You've got the power inside you.
1352
01:10:12,376 --> 01:10:14,794
I can do this. I can do this.
1353
01:10:14,878 --> 01:10:18,005
I can't not do this.
1354
01:10:18,131 --> 01:10:20,299
So glad you aren't gonna destroy
this ceremony.
1355
01:10:20,384 --> 01:10:22,760
If anything bad were to happen,
we'd all be doomed.
1356
01:10:22,928 --> 01:10:25,221
But luckily, there's nothing
to worry about now.
1357
01:10:26,181 --> 01:10:27,264
Oh, no.
1358
01:10:27,682 --> 01:10:28,682
Emmet.
1359
01:10:37,567 --> 01:10:39,318
- Emmet!
- Lucy, what are you doing?
1360
01:10:39,403 --> 01:10:41,195
Did you draw stubble dots on your face?
1361
01:10:41,321 --> 01:10:42,947
What? No.
1362
01:10:43,073 --> 01:10:45,199
Listen to me.
I was wrong about the queen.
1363
01:10:45,325 --> 01:10:46,575
No. No, no, no.
1364
01:10:46,743 --> 01:10:48,994
- Rex was right about you.
- No, you can't do this.
1365
01:10:49,121 --> 01:10:50,746
You're just stopping me
because you're brainwashed.
1366
01:10:50,872 --> 01:10:51,956
I'm not brainwashed!
1367
01:10:52,040 --> 01:10:53,749
That's exactly what a brainwashed person
would say.
1368
01:10:53,875 --> 01:10:55,292
Ahoy, Emmet.
1369
01:10:55,419 --> 01:10:56,502
What happened to you?
1370
01:10:56,670 --> 01:10:59,046
A betoughening, it seems.
1371
01:10:59,214 --> 01:11:00,589
Do you, Queen Watevra,
1372
01:11:01,216 --> 01:11:03,801
take Batman to be your
special best partner?
1373
01:11:03,969 --> 01:11:05,052
I do.
1374
01:11:05,137 --> 01:11:07,179
Hurry up, kid,
we're running outta time.
1375
01:11:07,806 --> 01:11:09,265
Guys, get out of my way.
1376
01:11:09,474 --> 01:11:14,228
If you want to do harm to yon wedding,
you will have to get by we first.
1377
01:11:14,896 --> 01:11:17,022
I'm sorry,
but this is for your own good.
1378
01:11:22,946 --> 01:11:24,155
Emmet! Come back!
1379
01:11:26,992 --> 01:11:27,992
Don't do this.
1380
01:11:28,201 --> 01:11:29,952
Don't listen to her!
1381
01:11:30,078 --> 01:11:31,120
Almost there...
1382
01:11:31,204 --> 01:11:33,330
Oh, come on! No!
Not all the way down!
1383
01:11:34,708 --> 01:11:35,749
Stop, Ems.
1384
01:11:35,917 --> 01:11:37,877
You don't know what you're doing!
1385
01:11:38,503 --> 01:11:39,712
This isn't the real you.
1386
01:11:39,880 --> 01:11:41,255
This is the real me.
1387
01:11:42,674 --> 01:11:45,843
The truth is, this is my real hair.
1388
01:11:46,052 --> 01:11:48,679
I used to sing and dance
and have colorful hair.
1389
01:11:48,847 --> 01:11:51,557
And I even loved
Everything Is Awesome.
1390
01:11:51,683 --> 01:11:53,100
No, no. You would've told me.
1391
01:11:53,268 --> 01:11:55,269
You hate that music. It isn't you.
1392
01:11:55,437 --> 01:11:57,563
Yes, I darkened my hair with marker,
1393
01:11:57,772 --> 01:12:00,399
'cause I wanted people to think
I was cool and grown up.
1394
01:12:00,525 --> 01:12:02,693
And then I tried to change you
into someone tough too.
1395
01:12:02,861 --> 01:12:06,822
And I was wrong.
I like you the way you were.
1396
01:12:06,907 --> 01:12:09,700
Sweet, innocent, kind.
1397
01:12:11,453 --> 01:12:14,038
The real Lucy would never say that.
1398
01:12:16,750 --> 01:12:18,083
Do you, Batman,
1399
01:12:18,335 --> 01:12:19,919
take Queen Watevra
1400
01:12:20,003 --> 01:12:21,879
to be your special best partner?
1401
01:12:22,047 --> 01:12:23,797
I do...
1402
01:12:24,007 --> 01:12:26,008
Emmet!
1403
01:12:46,780 --> 01:12:49,240
What's happening?
What did I just do?
1404
01:12:51,201 --> 01:12:52,243
Lucy!
1405
01:12:54,162 --> 01:12:55,913
- Come with me.
- I got you, brother.
1406
01:12:56,081 --> 01:12:58,207
Wait!
1407
01:12:58,375 --> 01:12:59,542
Emmet.
1408
01:12:59,709 --> 01:13:00,960
Lucy!
1409
01:13:14,516 --> 01:13:16,141
What's happening?
1410
01:13:18,019 --> 01:13:19,645
Where am I? What...
1411
01:13:24,234 --> 01:13:25,776
You shouldn't take my stuff!
1412
01:13:26,653 --> 01:13:29,655
You crushed
my space laser cake thingy!
1413
01:13:30,282 --> 01:13:31,824
Emmet?
1414
01:13:35,078 --> 01:13:36,537
Rex, why are we leaving?
1415
01:13:36,705 --> 01:13:37,788
We gotta save my friends.
1416
01:13:37,872 --> 01:13:41,125
Do we? They didn't come to save us
when we were all alone.
1417
01:13:41,293 --> 01:13:44,044
What are you talking about?
Who are you?
1418
01:13:44,212 --> 01:13:45,963
Look a little closer.
We're not so different.
1419
01:13:46,131 --> 01:13:47,131
What, you and I?
1420
01:13:47,299 --> 01:13:48,799
We and us.
1421
01:13:48,967 --> 01:13:51,093
Emmet, I'm you.
1422
01:13:51,261 --> 01:13:52,344
But I'm me.
1423
01:13:52,929 --> 01:13:56,473
I'm you from the future,
all grown up.
1424
01:13:56,558 --> 01:14:00,436
Wait, if you're me,
why do we sound so different?
1425
01:14:00,520 --> 01:14:01,812
Why do we sound so different?
1426
01:14:03,607 --> 01:14:04,815
It's a mind-blower, I know.
1427
01:14:04,983 --> 01:14:07,818
That's why I was so cagey
in telling you my backstory.
1428
01:14:07,902 --> 01:14:09,153
Actually, you kept bringing it up.
1429
01:14:09,237 --> 01:14:11,697
There I was, you.
1430
01:14:11,781 --> 01:14:14,491
In that little house-ship,
trying to make it through the Stairgate.
1431
01:14:15,910 --> 01:14:17,995
This is the end!
1432
01:14:19,331 --> 01:14:23,584
There was no handsome,
older version of myself to save me.
1433
01:14:23,668 --> 01:14:24,668
Where's Emmet?
1434
01:14:24,836 --> 01:14:26,253
Honey,
I'm on my way out the door,
1435
01:14:26,379 --> 01:14:27,588
but the kids are fighting. Bye!
1436
01:14:28,131 --> 01:14:30,799
Guys! Please,
find a way to play together,
1437
01:14:30,884 --> 01:14:32,926
or I'm gonna have to ask you
to put it all into storage.
1438
01:14:33,094 --> 01:14:34,386
- But, Mom...
- No buts.
1439
01:14:34,554 --> 01:14:36,513
This is the last time.
1440
01:14:36,973 --> 01:14:38,849
Help! Anyone?
1441
01:14:39,601 --> 01:14:40,851
Hello?
1442
01:14:40,935 --> 01:14:43,771
No one heard me.
No one came for me.
1443
01:14:43,855 --> 01:14:46,231
I was left behind. Forgotten.
1444
01:14:46,358 --> 01:14:49,193
While the rest of my so-called friends
danced and sang
1445
01:14:49,361 --> 01:14:51,695
at the hands of a monster.
1446
01:14:54,866 --> 01:14:58,327
What could I have done
to avoid such a fate?
1447
01:14:58,536 --> 01:15:01,163
We also have
to grow up sometime.
1448
01:15:01,331 --> 01:15:04,291
Wyldstyle said you're
not tough enough to do this.
1449
01:15:04,459 --> 01:15:06,960
This guy was a fierce warrior?
1450
01:15:07,128 --> 01:15:09,630
Yeah, dude,
you're a total Hufflepuff.
1451
01:15:12,008 --> 01:15:15,552
I was alone with nothing
1452
01:15:15,679 --> 01:15:16,970
but anger.
1453
01:15:17,263 --> 01:15:19,932
But anger was the key to my freedom.
1454
01:15:26,481 --> 01:15:31,944
It was time for me to take a stand.
1455
01:15:36,700 --> 01:15:37,783
I was real.
1456
01:15:38,535 --> 01:15:41,370
I was no longer the naive Emmet
I used to be.
1457
01:15:44,165 --> 01:15:47,459
I got myself a new vest,
a new head of hair,
1458
01:15:47,627 --> 01:15:50,295
and a petulant attitude
towards everything that's lame.
1459
01:15:51,631 --> 01:15:54,091
I gave myself a makeover
and became Rex.
1460
01:15:54,259 --> 01:15:56,593
Radical Emmet Xtreme.
1461
01:15:57,220 --> 01:16:01,390
I was all grown up,
but I still wasn't free.
1462
01:16:04,269 --> 01:16:06,478
I knew the only way to move past it
1463
01:16:06,563 --> 01:16:09,273
was to make sure
it never happened in the first place.
1464
01:16:09,441 --> 01:16:10,691
It's a dance party!
1465
01:16:10,859 --> 01:16:15,988
And then I saw a way to undo
all the unbearable pain I'd experienced
1466
01:16:16,072 --> 01:16:18,699
in one convoluted move...
1467
01:16:18,992 --> 01:16:20,367
Called time travel.
1468
01:16:21,369 --> 01:16:23,537
Sorry, Doc,
gonna need your DeLorean.
1469
01:16:23,621 --> 01:16:26,039
And, Bill, Ted, your phone booth.
1470
01:16:26,124 --> 01:16:28,125
Doctor Who's TARDIS.
H.G. Wells' bicycle thing.
1471
01:16:28,209 --> 01:16:29,209
Whatever Skynet's been using.
1472
01:16:29,335 --> 01:16:31,003
And this hot tub.
1473
01:16:31,087 --> 01:16:32,838
I built a time-traveling spaceship
1474
01:16:32,922 --> 01:16:34,715
and blasted into the past.
1475
01:16:38,178 --> 01:16:39,595
I picked up a crew.
1476
01:16:43,767 --> 01:16:45,601
Then I traveled
to the moment right before
1477
01:16:45,685 --> 01:16:50,606
I was thrown into the cold,
dark truth of the world.
1478
01:16:56,696 --> 01:16:59,948
And I found the one person
I wanted to protect.
1479
01:17:02,035 --> 01:17:03,076
Me.
1480
01:17:05,789 --> 01:17:07,748
I was following everything you said,
except for...
1481
01:17:07,874 --> 01:17:10,918
Everything after the part
where you said, I'm you.
1482
01:17:12,545 --> 01:17:14,546
Literally the first thing I said.
1483
01:17:16,132 --> 01:17:18,008
This time travel stuff's
always kinda confusing.
1484
01:17:18,176 --> 01:17:19,384
It's best just to go with it.
1485
01:17:19,552 --> 01:17:21,303
You tricked me into hurting my friends?
1486
01:17:21,471 --> 01:17:25,057
I didn't trick you.
I taught you to harden your heart,
1487
01:17:25,225 --> 01:17:26,850
just like you asked me to.
1488
01:17:26,935 --> 01:17:28,602
What did you make me do?
1489
01:17:28,812 --> 01:17:31,688
What exactly is Armamageddon?
1490
01:17:34,108 --> 01:17:35,776
You stole my guys.
1491
01:17:35,860 --> 01:17:36,860
This is your fault.
1492
01:17:37,028 --> 01:17:38,070
What's going on up here?
1493
01:17:38,238 --> 01:17:40,614
She took my guys
and she ruined them.
1494
01:17:40,698 --> 01:17:42,157
All right, all right!
1495
01:17:42,700 --> 01:17:44,993
Armamageddon.
1496
01:17:45,078 --> 01:17:47,663
Our-mama-gets-in?
1497
01:17:47,831 --> 01:17:49,623
Okay. Really?
1498
01:17:49,791 --> 01:17:51,750
Guys.
1499
01:17:51,835 --> 01:17:54,628
I know I said it was the last time,
the last time,
1500
01:17:54,712 --> 01:17:56,463
and the time before that.
1501
01:17:56,631 --> 01:17:58,799
But this is the last...
1502
01:17:58,883 --> 01:17:59,925
Last time.
1503
01:18:01,177 --> 01:18:02,594
I need...
1504
01:18:02,679 --> 01:18:03,887
I stepped on a brick.
1505
01:18:05,473 --> 01:18:06,473
I'm just...
1506
01:18:06,558 --> 01:18:10,853
I'm doing breathing,
so that it takes the pain away.
1507
01:18:10,979 --> 01:18:13,021
I need...
1508
01:18:15,525 --> 01:18:17,276
Close to childbirth.
1509
01:18:18,152 --> 01:18:21,321
Very close in pain level to childbirth.
1510
01:18:21,531 --> 01:18:23,073
You guys know the consequences.
1511
01:18:23,283 --> 01:18:24,741
I need you guys
to put all the bricks into storage.
1512
01:18:25,660 --> 01:18:26,952
The Bin of Storajj.
1513
01:18:27,120 --> 01:18:29,079
- No, no, no, Mom, please.
- Please, please. One more chance.
1514
01:18:29,289 --> 01:18:31,081
Finn, I want you to go downstairs
1515
01:18:31,165 --> 01:18:34,293
and put away your
dystopian wasteland thing.
1516
01:18:34,502 --> 01:18:36,420
- It's Apocalypseburg.
- I don't care what it's called.
1517
01:18:37,130 --> 01:18:38,922
Bianca, I need you to clean up here.
1518
01:18:39,132 --> 01:18:40,591
Mom, it's not fair.
1519
01:18:40,675 --> 01:18:42,175
Look,
I'm not the bad guy in this story.
1520
01:18:42,260 --> 01:18:43,594
I'm just an amusing side character.
1521
01:18:43,678 --> 01:18:45,012
- And you're the one who took my guys.
- How is it my fault?
1522
01:18:45,096 --> 01:18:47,264
Hon, I could really
use your help up here.
1523
01:18:47,348 --> 01:18:51,059
Kids, do the thing...
What your mother said.
1524
01:18:51,311 --> 01:18:53,562
You heard your
father's super helpful contribution.
1525
01:18:56,774 --> 01:18:57,858
You ruined everything.
1526
01:18:58,860 --> 01:19:00,903
I just wanted you to play with me.
1527
01:19:07,660 --> 01:19:11,663
Emmet, what have you done?
1528
01:19:13,708 --> 01:19:15,042
What have we done?
1529
01:19:15,209 --> 01:19:16,627
It's called growing up.
1530
01:19:16,794 --> 01:19:18,003
Isn't that what you wanted?
1531
01:19:18,087 --> 01:19:20,005
No. I wanna save my friends.
1532
01:19:20,173 --> 01:19:23,175
You don't have friends.
They're just pieces of plastic.
1533
01:19:23,259 --> 01:19:25,427
You still want to go back to
the Matrix when you know the truth?
1534
01:19:25,553 --> 01:19:26,553
What's the Matrix?
1535
01:19:26,721 --> 01:19:30,015
It's a movie only cool, older,
mature dudes like us have seen.
1536
01:19:30,141 --> 01:19:32,643
It's time to put away childish things.
1537
01:19:32,810 --> 01:19:33,810
No.
1538
01:19:33,895 --> 01:19:36,313
My friends may not be real to you,
but they're real to me.
1539
01:19:36,397 --> 01:19:37,898
And they're my family.
1540
01:19:37,982 --> 01:19:39,191
I won't give up on 'em.
1541
01:19:43,404 --> 01:19:46,823
I am so disappointed in myself.
1542
01:19:47,283 --> 01:19:50,035
I guess you're gonna have to become me
the hard way.
1543
01:19:50,203 --> 01:19:51,954
Ain't something a couple of years
1544
01:19:52,121 --> 01:19:55,457
in Undar of the Dryar System won't fix.
1545
01:19:55,667 --> 01:19:56,833
No. No, Rex.
1546
01:19:57,001 --> 01:19:58,210
Or me, or you...
1547
01:19:58,461 --> 01:20:01,630
Please, no! No!
1548
01:20:02,256 --> 01:20:03,507
One love.
1549
01:20:05,385 --> 01:20:06,760
Wait, wait, wait.
What are you doing?
1550
01:20:19,273 --> 01:20:21,483
It can't be this hopeless, can it?
1551
01:20:23,361 --> 01:20:25,362
It can.
1552
01:20:42,213 --> 01:20:45,007
It's Armamageddon!
1553
01:20:45,091 --> 01:20:46,341
Look out, Chainsaw Dave!
1554
01:20:46,509 --> 01:20:48,969
It's Purgatory Dave now!
1555
01:20:52,306 --> 01:20:55,267
I had theater tickets tonight! No!
1556
01:20:58,312 --> 01:21:01,106
No! I was finally valued!
1557
01:21:02,233 --> 01:21:03,650
Cannonball!
1558
01:21:05,945 --> 01:21:08,697
Not gonna slip this time!
Not gonna slip this time!
1559
01:21:09,282 --> 01:21:11,783
I did it! No!
1560
01:21:12,368 --> 01:21:14,536
No! My queen!
1561
01:21:14,787 --> 01:21:15,996
No, no, no!
1562
01:21:16,164 --> 01:21:20,208
No! My queen!
No! Don't leave me!
1563
01:21:21,419 --> 01:21:23,336
My queen!
1564
01:21:28,092 --> 01:21:29,593
No, no! But...
1565
01:21:29,677 --> 01:21:31,678
Stop it! I said stop!
1566
01:21:41,147 --> 01:21:43,065
Can you please, please help us?
1567
01:22:19,018 --> 01:22:22,979
War hardens the heart.
1568
01:22:35,243 --> 01:22:36,952
Wait. What? No!
1569
01:22:37,120 --> 01:22:38,703
This isn't the end! It can't be.
1570
01:22:38,830 --> 01:22:41,248
This isn't one of those things
with a downer cliffhanger ending.
1571
01:22:41,415 --> 01:22:43,750
No, no.
This needs to have a happy ending.
1572
01:22:43,918 --> 01:22:45,752
Seems like a downer to me.
1573
01:22:45,920 --> 01:22:48,964
And so it ends for Batman,
the way it began.
1574
01:22:49,132 --> 01:22:50,215
In darkness.
1575
01:22:50,383 --> 01:22:51,550
Hey, Supes.
1576
01:22:51,717 --> 01:22:54,261
You're, pressed against me.
It's no rush or anything.
1577
01:22:54,470 --> 01:22:56,888
No! No, no, no!
It's only over if we give up.
1578
01:22:57,098 --> 01:22:58,723
Well, it's over and we're giving up.
1579
01:22:58,808 --> 01:23:00,559
We can get out of here
if we all rally together.
1580
01:23:00,726 --> 01:23:02,185
No. It's too late.
1581
01:23:02,728 --> 01:23:06,815
Nothing left to do except sing
a mature, sad song as we fade to black.
1582
01:23:07,733 --> 01:23:09,985
Everything's not awesome
1583
01:23:10,069 --> 01:23:12,154
- Wait, what?
- Wyldstyle was right.
1584
01:23:12,238 --> 01:23:13,822
Everything's not cool
1585
01:23:13,906 --> 01:23:16,616
I am so depressed
1586
01:23:16,742 --> 01:23:18,785
Everything's not awesome
1587
01:23:18,953 --> 01:23:20,495
Preach, brother.
1588
01:23:20,621 --> 01:23:24,708
I think I finally get Radiohead
1589
01:23:24,876 --> 01:23:26,543
Bro, you should check out Elliott Smith.
1590
01:23:26,711 --> 01:23:28,920
What's the point,
there's no hope
1591
01:23:29,005 --> 01:23:31,381
Awesomeness was a pipe dream
1592
01:23:31,549 --> 01:23:32,799
Guys! Come on!
1593
01:23:32,967 --> 01:23:35,302
My spirits be at the bottom
of the sea
1594
01:23:35,469 --> 01:23:38,513
Love's not real,
I just wanna eat carbs
1595
01:23:38,681 --> 01:23:41,183
Pass the ice cream
1596
01:23:41,267 --> 01:23:44,269
I'm not a thing you can just use
to fill emotional voids with.
1597
01:23:44,353 --> 01:23:46,897
Stop! Everyone, okay, just listen.
1598
01:23:47,064 --> 01:23:49,191
Everything's not awesome
1599
01:23:49,275 --> 01:23:51,318
Yeah, we know.
That's why we're singing about it.
1600
01:23:51,444 --> 01:23:54,446
But that doesn't mean
that it's hopeless and bleak
1601
01:23:54,614 --> 01:23:56,114
How so?
1602
01:23:56,199 --> 01:23:58,491
Everything's not awesome
1603
01:23:58,576 --> 01:24:01,953
But in my heart I believe
1604
01:24:02,121 --> 01:24:04,122
I believe
1605
01:24:04,332 --> 01:24:06,875
We can make things better
1606
01:24:06,959 --> 01:24:10,170
If we stick together
1607
01:24:10,379 --> 01:24:12,339
If we stick together
1608
01:24:12,548 --> 01:24:17,177
Side by side, you and I
can build it together
1609
01:24:17,386 --> 01:24:19,179
Yeah, build it together
1610
01:24:19,263 --> 01:24:21,181
Build it together
1611
01:24:21,390 --> 01:24:22,599
Together forever
1612
01:24:22,683 --> 01:24:24,017
All together now
1613
01:24:24,227 --> 01:24:29,064
This song's gonna get
stuck inside your...
1614
01:24:30,733 --> 01:24:32,525
Lucy! I'm over here!
1615
01:24:32,735 --> 01:24:35,528
This song's gonna get
stuck inside your...
1616
01:24:35,780 --> 01:24:40,659
This song's gonna get
stuck inside your...
1617
01:24:41,619 --> 01:24:43,411
Heart
1618
01:25:03,849 --> 01:25:05,809
I'm over here!
1619
01:25:08,562 --> 01:25:10,272
Lucy?
1620
01:25:11,565 --> 01:25:13,733
Nope.
1621
01:25:13,859 --> 01:25:15,527
I tried to break your spirits,
1622
01:25:15,653 --> 01:25:17,821
but now I'm gonna have to break you.
1623
01:25:18,364 --> 01:25:20,115
- No! No!
- Chi-cha!
1624
01:25:20,199 --> 01:25:22,701
This is gonna be easy.
You're weak.
1625
01:25:22,827 --> 01:25:23,827
No.
1626
01:25:23,953 --> 01:25:25,912
You're the one who's weak.
1627
01:25:36,215 --> 01:25:39,634
I'll never grow up to be like you.
1628
01:25:40,428 --> 01:25:43,346
It's easy to harden your heart.
1629
01:25:44,598 --> 01:25:46,349
But to open it...
1630
01:25:46,976 --> 01:25:49,144
That's the toughest thing you can do.
1631
01:25:50,896 --> 01:25:52,480
I'm gonna grow up.
1632
01:25:52,648 --> 01:25:55,650
But I won't stop caring
about the people in my life.
1633
01:25:55,901 --> 01:25:58,862
They may see the world differently,
but that's not bad.
1634
01:26:00,489 --> 01:26:02,240
I think it's inspiring.
1635
01:26:12,084 --> 01:26:14,669
It can be
whatever you want it to be.
1636
01:26:20,217 --> 01:26:22,135
Because everything's...
1637
01:26:22,303 --> 01:26:23,762
not awesome.
1638
01:26:27,391 --> 01:26:31,561
But we can make it a little more awesome
if we remember...
1639
01:26:31,771 --> 01:26:34,522
We're not alone in this world.
1640
01:26:36,067 --> 01:26:37,067
We're in it together.
1641
01:26:52,333 --> 01:26:53,458
What's going on?
1642
01:27:00,466 --> 01:27:02,759
I'm back, everybody!
1643
01:27:02,968 --> 01:27:04,094
My queen!
1644
01:27:05,971 --> 01:27:07,013
My queen!
1645
01:27:07,264 --> 01:27:08,890
Watevs, I thought I lost you!
1646
01:27:09,100 --> 01:27:11,184
Babe, I thought I lost you!
1647
01:27:11,394 --> 01:27:13,603
All right, everyone.
You wanna get our worlds back?
1648
01:27:13,813 --> 01:27:17,315
Then we've gotta save Emmet
and stop Rex Dangervest.
1649
01:27:47,513 --> 01:27:49,097
- Calm down.
- Don't touch me when I'm spaceshipping!
1650
01:27:50,391 --> 01:27:52,100
I like your Stop Rex plan, Lucy.
1651
01:27:52,268 --> 01:27:54,811
One small question, who's Rex?
1652
01:27:55,020 --> 01:27:56,020
This is gonna sound crazy,
1653
01:27:56,147 --> 01:27:59,190
but I think he's a version of Emmet from
the future that I wanted him to be,
1654
01:27:59,442 --> 01:28:00,733
but he turned out to be a real jerk.
1655
01:28:01,318 --> 01:28:03,528
That's a really cute speech, Emmet,
1656
01:28:03,696 --> 01:28:05,905
but actions speak louder than words.
1657
01:28:07,032 --> 01:28:08,867
Yes, they do.
1658
01:28:17,376 --> 01:28:20,962
My friends are coming to rescue me
and you can't stop them.
1659
01:28:22,548 --> 01:28:24,382
Raptors, to the Rex-Wing fighters.
1660
01:28:24,467 --> 01:28:27,218
Don't let them near the Dryar System.
Copy? Over.
1661
01:28:31,056 --> 01:28:32,056
Now, Unikitty!
1662
01:28:32,183 --> 01:28:35,518
Glitter hairball missiles, go!
1663
01:28:45,404 --> 01:28:46,779
Spaceships!
1664
01:28:48,574 --> 01:28:49,866
Spaceship!
1665
01:28:50,868 --> 01:28:54,120
Fire the sprinkle cannon!
You lollygagging lizards!
1666
01:28:57,082 --> 01:28:58,917
No! I'm not gonna lose you again!
1667
01:28:59,126 --> 01:29:00,210
I'm saving you.
1668
01:29:00,294 --> 01:29:01,628
I'm saving you.
1669
01:29:01,712 --> 01:29:03,171
I'm sacrificing myself for you!
1670
01:29:03,255 --> 01:29:04,881
I'm sacrificing myself.
1671
01:29:05,007 --> 01:29:06,007
- I am.
- I am.
1672
01:29:06,175 --> 01:29:07,467
- I am!
- I am!
1673
01:29:07,635 --> 01:29:09,344
You know what?
I actually like this now.
1674
01:29:10,596 --> 01:29:11,888
This isn't even happening.
1675
01:29:12,097 --> 01:29:13,640
It's all just the expression
1676
01:29:13,849 --> 01:29:17,727
of the death of imagination
in the subconscious of an adolescent!
1677
01:29:18,062 --> 01:29:21,481
I don't even understand
what you're saying!
1678
01:29:21,649 --> 01:29:23,691
Don't worry. You don't have to.
1679
01:29:26,278 --> 01:29:27,278
We're surrounded!
1680
01:29:27,488 --> 01:29:28,863
We can't go any further!
1681
01:29:28,989 --> 01:29:29,989
I'm not giving up!
1682
01:29:30,115 --> 01:29:31,199
You won't make it! No!
1683
01:29:39,124 --> 01:29:43,253
Guess your so-called friends
didn't save you after all.
1684
01:29:47,633 --> 01:29:48,800
Oh, yeah?
1685
01:29:49,343 --> 01:29:51,928
Who you calling so-called?
1686
01:29:59,895 --> 01:30:01,813
Lucy! You saved me!
1687
01:30:02,856 --> 01:30:04,816
You came back for him.
1688
01:30:08,279 --> 01:30:09,737
Well, you're too late.
1689
01:30:09,905 --> 01:30:13,741
I'm just gonna keep going back in time
until I get this thing right.
1690
01:30:14,743 --> 01:30:16,578
Heart attack!
1691
01:30:24,336 --> 01:30:25,837
Goodbye!
1692
01:30:36,849 --> 01:30:37,974
It's over, Rex.
1693
01:30:38,100 --> 01:30:39,934
Emmet's never going to be you.
1694
01:30:42,396 --> 01:30:44,397
But you can be like him.
1695
01:30:44,648 --> 01:30:47,108
You don't have to be the bad guy.
1696
01:30:47,192 --> 01:30:48,234
You can join us.
1697
01:30:50,070 --> 01:30:51,321
I can't.
1698
01:30:51,614 --> 01:30:53,197
What do you mean?
1699
01:30:53,866 --> 01:30:55,450
She came back for you.
1700
01:30:55,993 --> 01:30:59,329
You're never going to turn out like me,
which means...
1701
01:31:00,414 --> 01:31:02,749
I'm never going to exist.
1702
01:31:02,875 --> 01:31:03,958
Wait. Wait, no.
1703
01:31:04,168 --> 01:31:06,753
Look! I knew it!
Look, I'm Back To The Futuring!
1704
01:31:06,920 --> 01:31:07,920
Totally called it.
1705
01:31:08,130 --> 01:31:09,172
What's Back To The Futuring?
1706
01:31:09,381 --> 01:31:12,175
It's a classic movie
older kids get to watch.
1707
01:31:12,343 --> 01:31:14,594
And now it's happening to me.
1708
01:31:14,803 --> 01:31:17,513
Come on! Take our hand,
while you still have a hand to take!
1709
01:31:19,183 --> 01:31:20,933
That ain't how it works, kid.
1710
01:31:21,143 --> 01:31:22,185
Rex...
1711
01:31:22,686 --> 01:31:23,686
It's okay.
1712
01:31:23,896 --> 01:31:25,271
I'm proud of ya.
1713
01:31:25,439 --> 01:31:27,815
And you're gonna grow up
to be better than me.
1714
01:31:28,859 --> 01:31:32,445
But kind of thanks to me,
so I'm also great.
1715
01:31:33,489 --> 01:31:37,033
And, Lucy,
thanks for coming back for us.
1716
01:31:37,826 --> 01:31:40,161
Besides, this is a pretty righteous way
to go out!
1717
01:31:40,329 --> 01:31:41,329
No regrets!
1718
01:31:41,497 --> 01:31:43,081
Except, again,
not trademarking no regrets.
1719
01:31:43,290 --> 01:31:44,791
That was a mistake. One love.
1720
01:31:48,087 --> 01:31:50,880
Just to be clear, that really happened.
You could see him, right?
1721
01:31:51,298 --> 01:31:53,466
- Time to go?
- Yeah.
1722
01:31:54,802 --> 01:31:55,968
Hey...
1723
01:31:56,220 --> 01:31:58,680
I'm really sorry I tried to change you.
1724
01:31:58,847 --> 01:32:00,848
Oh, I'm sorry I blew up
the wedding and almost banished everyone
1725
01:32:01,016 --> 01:32:03,226
to an eternity of lifelessness
in a cosmic storage bin.
1726
01:32:03,394 --> 01:32:04,394
It's fine.
1727
01:32:04,561 --> 01:32:06,187
Can we be
special best friends still?
1728
01:32:06,355 --> 01:32:07,397
Fo' eva.
1729
01:32:18,951 --> 01:32:20,952
Hey! Hey!
1730
01:32:21,120 --> 01:32:24,080
Pony's at the dance party.
What kind of dance party is this?
1731
01:32:24,289 --> 01:32:25,957
In there! Do not!
1732
01:32:26,166 --> 01:32:27,917
We're going down!
1733
01:32:28,085 --> 01:32:29,210
It's eating the queen!
1734
01:32:29,420 --> 01:32:30,962
Honey, where are my pants?
1735
01:32:32,881 --> 01:32:33,881
Take off!
1736
01:32:48,814 --> 01:32:51,566
Good morning, Syspocalypstar.
1737
01:32:55,154 --> 01:32:56,738
Good morning, sparkle babies!
1738
01:32:56,905 --> 01:32:58,573
Hello!
1739
01:32:58,699 --> 01:32:59,907
Let's switch helmets.
1740
01:33:00,367 --> 01:33:02,869
This makes
my voice sound awesome.
1741
01:33:04,246 --> 01:33:06,372
Scarfield, Deathface, MetalScratch...
1742
01:33:06,582 --> 01:33:07,999
Ripley, Connor, the other one.
1743
01:33:08,250 --> 01:33:09,792
Wait a minute. Where's Jeff?
1744
01:33:15,257 --> 01:33:17,884
Guys, hold on! Hold on! Hold on!
Terrible news!
1745
01:33:18,469 --> 01:33:21,471
I missed a gimme putt
for birdie on seven.
1746
01:33:22,139 --> 01:33:25,600
Anyway, you fix everything
that was going on? All the crazy stuff?
1747
01:33:25,768 --> 01:33:27,101
Spaceship!
1748
01:33:27,269 --> 01:33:28,519
Hot! Hot! Hot!
1749
01:33:35,152 --> 01:33:36,861
Yeah!
1750
01:33:37,154 --> 01:33:38,654
I've got a surprise for you.
1751
01:33:42,326 --> 01:33:43,534
Our house!
1752
01:33:49,166 --> 01:33:50,458
Planty!
1753
01:33:50,584 --> 01:33:52,460
An original album
of Everything Is Awesome?
1754
01:33:53,796 --> 01:33:55,588
Wait a minute. Is that...
1755
01:34:49,142 --> 01:34:50,268
Let's go.
1756
01:36:21,109 --> 01:36:23,235
Yeah,
I like to watch the credits.
1757
01:36:38,293 --> 01:36:42,046
I just came to see this movie
for the associate producing.
1758
01:36:44,591 --> 01:36:46,133
Yes!
1759
01:36:46,635 --> 01:36:47,969
Super cool!
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