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What do you mean
you can't find my reservation?
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I'm sorry sir.
I can't find it!
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When did you book your table?
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Last Valentine's Day
when I couldn't get a reservation.
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When did you call to confirm?
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Sorry, I couldn't decide what to wear.
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Right this way.
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When you've got a beautiful girl
it changes everything.
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We met in April in the park
at my accountant league softball game.
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She caught my foul ball
and I asked her if she had filed.
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I prepared her first
tax return and together ...
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we found a lotta good write-offs.
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I was in love.
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I couldn't get enough of her.
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And everything we did was special.
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By October, she confessed
that I stole her heart.
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So for Halloween
I told her we should go as convicts.
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We could lock us up together
and throw away the key.
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Christmas came and
I met her parents.
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Her dad's an either firm handshake
and a face you could trust.
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Her mom liked the way
I made her daughter laugh.
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For our first Valentine's Day we drove up the coast
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and stayed at a little
Bed and Breakfast.
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Let's just say we had a lot more
bed then breakfast.
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A couple of months later was our
One Year Anniversary from the day we met.
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It was the best year of my life.
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Another Halloween.
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We had a photo album.
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We had a history.
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We were a real couple.
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She was my angel.
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We listened to each other's
favorite songs.
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She bought me clothes,
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we finished
each other's sentences.
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We talked about the future.
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Our second Valentine's Day
and she was now officially my longest relationship.
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But it all still felt wonderfully new.
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For her birthday I took her to New Orleans
for Mardi Gras.
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We saw the radiators
and ate crawfish.
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We drank way too many Hurricanes.
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And every guy threw her beads ...
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she didn't even have to pull up her shirt.
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Just look at her.
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My Chloe, one of a kind.
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Sunshine in a bottle.
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Beautiful.
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This is so good.
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But this is gonna mean
an extra half hour on the treadmill.
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I'm sure we can burn it off later.
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Maybe we should ask for the check.
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Happy Valentine's Day.
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Steven what's this?
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Just open it.
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Oh my God!
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It's beautiful.
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You, come here.
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I love you so much.
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I love you too.
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Don't stop!
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I love having sex with you.
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- Think we should get that?
- No!
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It's 1:30 on Valentine's Day night,
it could be an emergency.
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It's alright.
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I want you inside me.
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I think we should get that.
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I'll answer it.
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No.
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Hello.
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Oh, hi.
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I was sleeping.
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Who is it?
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Oh baby, that is so sexy, I can't
wait to taste you again.
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I just got a bikini-wax.
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What the fuck is going on?!
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Who was that?
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That was my booker.
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Her boyfriend hit her again.
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The fuck it was!
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Who can't wait to taste you again?
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Steven?
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You were listening?
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Who gives a shit?!
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Th.. there is some guy sayin' how he can't wait to taste you
and you, you got a bikini-wax for him?!
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No, I got the bikini-wax for you.
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Who was that?
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It doesn't matter. Come here.
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I loved the bracelet and
now I'm gonna give you your present.
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Chloe, I'm serious.
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Who did you get the bikini-wax for?
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You Steven.
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I got it for you.
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Wait, wait a minute! This is bullshit!
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Did you have sex with this guy?
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You did the right thing.
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I can't believe you had the balls to break up
with a piece of ass that hot, but you did the right thing.
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It's not like I had a choice.
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She was cheating on me.
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Oh, come on! You think it was the first time?
This is just the first time you caught her.
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Look, any girl that beautiful is
always gonna cheat.
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Why?
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You knew Chloe was cheating on me?
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No, not specifically, but think about it.
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She looks like every guy's fantasy,
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every guy! Rockstars, athletes, billionaires,
they are all gonna make a play for her...
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She is only human, Stev-o.
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Oh, come on.
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They don't always cheat.
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Yeah, they do.
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Until they get what they think they're worth.
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Never heard of a supermodel
dumping a rockstar.
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Stephanie Seymour broke up with Axl Rose!
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Now she's with a billionaire,
just the way it works.
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Whatever ...
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I'm not gonna be part
of that ridiculous pecking order.
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I'm better off without her.
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I did the right thing.
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I just can't believe you let her keep the bracelet.
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I made the worst mistake.
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I gotta get her back,
I gotta get her back!
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No way, you did the right thing.
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Be strong, hey
tell him Clancy!
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Yeah, you're a catch.
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You've been drinking here six years,
you got a heart of gold, ...
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you can hold your sauce.
You deserve better Steve.
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I know, I know, you're right but, I mean, shit!
I can't stop thinking about her!
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Look at the bright side,
at least you are single.
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Enough about my problems.
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And I didn't even ask what you got Alexis
for Valentine's Day?
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A bathrobe from Victoria Secret.
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That's it? No lingerie?
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No, just a big maroon terry cloth bathrobe.
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I was gonna get her one of those sexy outfits but,
you walk into that place and ...
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everywhere you look in there, there is life-size
posters of half-naked super models.
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- So?
- So it just kinda ruined it for me.
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What are you talking about?
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Listen, I bring home that bra and panties, I know Alexis
isn't gonna look like one of those girls.
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It's just gonna make me wanna fuck her
even less.
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What'd be the difference?
You barely even have sex now.
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I'd like to keep it that way.
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Chloe looked like one of those girls.
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Yeah, not quite! And she's sucking
somebody else's cock, Steve. What's your point?
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What if I never do better then her?
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What if she was the ultimate?
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You know, I'm 28 years old. The rest of my life
could all be downhill.
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Let me tell you both a thing.
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600 years ago men wanted full-body, pale-ass women.
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I mean look at the paintings.
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They would've thought your Victoria-Secret's were skinny peasants.
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I don't believe that.
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Look at the paintings!
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- He's got a point Stev-o.
- Forget about the paintings!
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I gotta get her back.
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I'll give her a second chance.
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Steven, this is for the best.
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I've been trying to tell you.
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What are you talking about, you haven't been tryin' to tell me anything.
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You... 've slept with someone else.
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It's more than that, though, I mean...
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- I have feeling for him.
- I can't believe this!
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How long has this been going on?
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About three months ...
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That's almost the whole quarter!
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Steven, you and I, ...
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we just, we haven't been evolving...
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No, no! Don't turn this around like I'm the one
that did something wrong here.
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Okay? You're the one who's been cheating on someone
and I'm the one who's, you know...
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I'm willing to forgive you.
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Steven ...
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It's over.
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Fuck that cunt!
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I can't believe you had another chance to get
the bracelet back and you let her keep it!
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What am I supposed to do?
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Rip it off her fucking wrist Steve,
the thing cost two grand.
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Jesus Christ, this is killing me.
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- Hey, what do you think this guy's like?
- Oh, he's probably a Ninja.
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What does it matter?
Gotta get over it, fast! Alright?
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- I've been there.
- No, no, you don't know what this feels like.
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I still love her and
I'm never gonna get over this.
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Bullshit! You don't love her, you just love
how fucking hot she is!
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That's not true.
We had a bond.
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It was love and still love her.
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I'd go fuck as many girls as I possibly could
until I forgot about the bitch.
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That's not gonna work.
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Yeah, it will, believe me.
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You need to go on a run.
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No. No, if I can't have Chloe then
I gotta get a girl even hotter than Chloe.
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At least I was still inside the circle of beautiful people.
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Still connected to the scene.
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That was something Chloe couldn't take away from me.
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Hey, Felix! Thanks for e-mailing me about this party!
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Don't thank me!
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I didn't find out that you and Chloe broke up until today.
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I never would have invited just you!
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Thanks anyway.
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Stop thanking me!
Not for something I never would have done!
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Can I buy you that drink?
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It's open bar.
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I know, I was... just kidding.
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Oh!
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You should really tip more,
when it's open bar.
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- Come on! I mean there is no way I'm gonna let him just jet me in.
- I wouldn't.
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- It's not even tropical there!
- He's really like nobody in the industry. Way too cheap.
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You're Erin, right?
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Yeah. Hi.
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How do I know you?
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We met through my ex-girlfriend, Chloe.
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We all went to a party together.
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Are you still dating that, um ...
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eh, hockey player?
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God no.
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He got traded to the worst team
in the NHL.
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What did you say your names was again?
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Steven Goodson.
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Are you in the business?
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No, I.. I'm an accountant.
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Oh! Do you have your own firm?
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No, uh...
just an accountant.
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Come on, Chloe never would have dated
"just an accountant".
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There's gotta be something special.
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Well, maybe I can get you a drink and ...
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we'll see if we can figure it out.
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Actually I'm waiting for someone.
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Leo.
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Who is Leo?
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How the Hell am I supposed to know
that "Leo" is Leonardo Dicaprio?
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I'm not on a first-name basis with the guy.
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Yeah, but they all are, every fucking one of them.
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Toby, Leo, Justin,
Ashton.
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- Vin, it's all a bunch of shit.
- I feel like a chump.
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I mean, it's like they're on another planet,
I do not speak their language.
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God I'll never find
another Chloe.
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Hey, good! The very best the least a girl like that
would do for you is make you miserable.
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Oh, bullshit!
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The guys that have sex with these girls go through
four or five and, you know, they're not heart broken.
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Well, yeah! That's because in between they're chilling
on some beach in St. Tropez or, or...
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cutting their next album or
buying another company.
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You do not even have a car.
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Fuck!!!
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I hate this game. I never should've
told Alexis's father I could shoot in the low 80's.
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Think about it.
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I mean, I could play the part, ...
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you know, lease the right car, spruce up my wardrobe,
make up somethin', you know, ...
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power wraps or something like a game.
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It ain't worth it Stev-o ...
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you're only gonna get hurt.
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No, no, I could do this.
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Yeah, I can make this work!
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Look at that watch!
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What's that?
250
00:14:15,839 --> 00:14:16,539
What's that?
251
00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:19,253
You talking to me?
252
00:14:21,429 --> 00:14:22,546
You talking to me?
253
00:14:23,748 --> 00:14:25,569
Yeah, I drive an S600 AMG.
254
00:14:26,271 --> 00:14:27,350
What's that?
255
00:14:27,841 --> 00:14:30,264
Oh yeah, I get these all handmade in Charvet when I'm in Paris.
256
00:14:31,163 --> 00:14:32,180
You like 'em, don't you?
257
00:14:32,519 --> 00:14:35,065
They fit nice.
Nice fit!
258
00:14:35,066 --> 00:14:37,373
Yeah, I buy distressed companies, break 'em up, sell 'em up.
259
00:14:37,374 --> 00:14:39,317
Highly lucrative, highly lucrative!
260
00:14:39,318 --> 00:14:40,318
What's that?
261
00:14:40,679 --> 00:14:41,979
Yeah, I'm a producer.
262
00:14:41,980 --> 00:14:45,451
I'm producing movies.
Patching a film right now with Leo and Toby, Ben, ...
263
00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:47,044
Vin, the guys.
264
00:14:47,755 --> 00:14:49,363
Buildin' a house in Sun Valley.
265
00:14:49,364 --> 00:14:50,504
Home of the stars.
266
00:14:50,654 --> 00:14:52,371
Goldie hangs out there with Kurt...
267
00:14:52,372 --> 00:14:53,917
Goin' to their Christmas party.
268
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:58,028
I'll take care of the gifts...
They're registered.
269
00:14:58,303 --> 00:15:00,597
You do look familiar,
you do look familiar.
270
00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:03,221
The gym?
The gym? No.
271
00:15:03,637 --> 00:15:05,468
Yoga? St. Bartz!!!
272
00:15:06,540 --> 00:15:08,632
St. Bartz, I love it there!
273
00:15:08,633 --> 00:15:09,633
I had summer there.
274
00:15:09,634 --> 00:15:11,842
I was gonna go to Aspen, but
Sun Valley is better, ...
275
00:15:12,188 --> 00:15:14,736
less developed, more intimate.
276
00:15:15,979 --> 00:15:18,118
You know it, you've been there.
You wanna go?
277
00:15:18,394 --> 00:15:20,216
Come on my plane,
Come on my...!
278
00:15:21,749 --> 00:15:24,387
I got a plane.
I got a plane.
279
00:15:29,475 --> 00:15:31,075
Pick it up front.
280
00:15:31,725 --> 00:15:33,328
- Name please.
- Steven G.
281
00:15:37,122 --> 00:15:39,247
Sorry man,
you are not on the list.
282
00:15:39,780 --> 00:15:41,287
I just flew in from Geneva.
283
00:15:41,381 --> 00:15:43,957
The headwinds were brutal,
my office must have forgotten to call.
284
00:15:44,783 --> 00:15:46,936
Here. Sorry for the inconvenience.
285
00:15:47,775 --> 00:15:49,628
Alright, just go.
C'mon.
286
00:15:51,173 --> 00:15:52,880
- You're joking.
- Fifteen minutes. Hold on.
287
00:15:53,859 --> 00:15:56,241
Wow! It sounds like you've got so much going on.
288
00:15:56,242 --> 00:15:57,834
Yeah, I like to stay busy.
289
00:15:58,177 --> 00:16:00,116
You know, at certain point it's not
even about the money anymore, ...
290
00:16:00,117 --> 00:16:01,783
it's just about building a legacy.
291
00:16:02,535 --> 00:16:03,953
I know what you mean.
292
00:16:05,386 --> 00:16:08,379
Listen, I was invited
to this after-party ...
293
00:16:08,380 --> 00:16:11,019
and I'd really like to invite you but ...
294
00:16:11,843 --> 00:16:13,501
I don't know if it's cool.
295
00:16:18,929 --> 00:16:20,637
It's for Matt and Ben.
296
00:16:20,638 --> 00:16:21,638
They're in town.
297
00:16:22,854 --> 00:16:23,839
What's that?
298
00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:25,609
Matt and Ben?
299
00:16:25,679 --> 00:16:27,186
It's cool.
300
00:16:27,322 --> 00:16:28,617
We have the same money manager.
301
00:16:29,123 --> 00:16:30,257
Really?!
302
00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:31,830
Who?
303
00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:38,177
Hyman Roth?
304
00:16:40,616 --> 00:16:41,561
Oh, yeah.
305
00:16:41,638 --> 00:16:43,993
I think I met him at a Madison party.
306
00:16:48,831 --> 00:16:51,912
I felt like a con but at least I was free
from the bounds of the cubical ...
307
00:16:51,913 --> 00:16:53,445
and back in the land of the the Chloes.
308
00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:55,757
Guys were looking at me
with envy again.
309
00:16:55,759 --> 00:16:58,808
Women were checking me out
like I had something rare to offer.
310
00:17:11,057 --> 00:17:12,542
A peck on the cheek?!
311
00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:15,650
Well, she might not 've been letting me in-IN.
312
00:17:15,767 --> 00:17:17,350
But at least I was in the game.
313
00:17:18,062 --> 00:17:19,715
It was just a matter of time.
314
00:17:20,319 --> 00:17:21,506
I's been a week.
315
00:17:21,682 --> 00:17:23,813
I left three messages and
I haven't heard back.
316
00:17:23,814 --> 00:17:24,814
I wanna kill somebody.
317
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,772
- She probably figured out you were lying.
- No way.
318
00:17:27,773 --> 00:17:30,668
When she came over for drinks, how'd you
explain your one bedroom apartment?
319
00:17:30,669 --> 00:17:35,038
I told them my penthouse-loft was being renovated and
it was a corporate apartment. And I hate hotels!
320
00:17:35,039 --> 00:17:37,515
- George Clooney probably called her.
- What are you talking about?
321
00:17:37,516 --> 00:17:39,318
You're out of your element,
she could sense it.
322
00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:41,120
She's just gonna...
she's gonna milk you dry!
323
00:17:41,121 --> 00:17:42,511
Hey, I got a little action.
324
00:17:42,512 --> 00:17:45,806
Girls like that are used to get fucked by guys
who fuck a lotta super-hot chicks.
325
00:17:45,807 --> 00:17:48,494
Okay? They give off a different...
pheromone.
326
00:17:48,495 --> 00:17:49,845
Oh, c'mon! That's not true.
327
00:17:49,846 --> 00:17:52,383
They ate pussy like lesbians.
You 've been outta the game for 3 years.
328
00:17:52,384 --> 00:17:53,697
So, what should I do?
329
00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:54,860
Settle yourself down.
330
00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:56,717
Calm your nerves.
331
00:17:56,745 --> 00:17:58,900
Reacquaint yourself...
332
00:17:59,001 --> 00:18:00,798
with your essence healed.
333
00:18:01,235 --> 00:18:03,211
What, are you Dr. Fucking Phill all the sudden?
334
00:18:03,212 --> 00:18:05,305
I'm trying to tell you somethin' Steve
and you're not even listening.
335
00:18:05,673 --> 00:18:07,355
You need to go down under the miners. Alright?
336
00:18:07,356 --> 00:18:09,388
You need practice, you need to get your confidence back ...
337
00:18:09,677 --> 00:18:12,379
... and maybe you can get another Chloe,
without all the bullshit.
338
00:18:12,380 --> 00:18:13,380
I hated lying.
339
00:18:13,381 --> 00:18:14,689
Uh! Of course you did!
340
00:18:14,690 --> 00:18:16,344
- You don't have it in you!
- I know.
341
00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:18,146
I hated pretending I was someone else.
342
00:18:18,147 --> 00:18:20,662
And now you're stuck with an $ 1.800 a month
car lease!
343
00:18:20,663 --> 00:18:23,214
And a $ 9.000 watch,
and all the shit I bought her!
344
00:18:23,215 --> 00:18:26,407
Yeah, that's a hefty tab for a little action
and a world class case of blue balls.
345
00:18:26,408 --> 00:18:28,722
Yeah, but I'm not gonna find another Chloe
down in Triple-A.
346
00:18:28,723 --> 00:18:32,938
I'd say "Go out and find another model, and try to fuck her!" but, you know what?
You're not ready and neither is your bank account.
347
00:18:32,939 --> 00:18:35,090
So picking up a bunches of 6's and 7's
is the answer?
348
00:18:35,091 --> 00:18:36,406
No, of course it isn't!
349
00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:39,670
Fuck 6's and 7's! I'm talking 4's and 5's and,
yeah it is.
350
00:18:40,299 --> 00:18:41,437
So, you're feeling better?
351
00:18:41,438 --> 00:18:42,676
No, not really.
352
00:18:43,230 --> 00:18:44,876
But thanks for gettin' off work early and meeting me anyway.
353
00:18:44,877 --> 00:18:46,268
Nah, no problem.
The old man loves me.
354
00:18:46,545 --> 00:18:47,568
Since when?
355
00:18:48,721 --> 00:18:50,455
Why don't you come by tonight?
Alexis is goin' out,
356
00:18:50,456 --> 00:18:52,720
I told Rich and Bruce to come by,
smoke a lil' herb, ...
357
00:18:52,721 --> 00:18:55,589
play Vice City on my $ 17.000 plasma screen!
358
00:18:55,590 --> 00:18:57,895
You know I can't get anywhere near your PlayStation!
359
00:18:57,896 --> 00:19:01,358
When NBA-Slam-Dunk came out I played like
40 hours straight. I think I'm just gonna see a movie.
360
00:19:01,359 --> 00:19:03,637
Oh, c'mon! Alone on a Friday night?!
You'll feel like a loser.
361
00:19:03,638 --> 00:19:04,638
Yeah.
362
00:19:08,718 --> 00:19:11,041
It's so wrong, if that's a fuckin' uniform.
363
00:19:13,415 --> 00:19:15,685
Oh, Gee!
364
00:19:16,180 --> 00:19:17,839
Most of these magazines are the devil man. Look at those!
365
00:19:18,963 --> 00:19:21,142
- That's why you're so fucked up.
- You're so out of thickness...
366
00:19:21,143 --> 00:19:22,143
How much?
367
00:19:22,144 --> 00:19:24,398
- Three for one.
- White, colored or general population?
368
00:19:24,399 --> 00:19:25,399
No, strictly Clubhouse.
369
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:27,801
- Three years of jail time for one year with Heidi?
- Other way around, ...
370
00:19:27,802 --> 00:19:29,928
one year of jail time for three years with Heidi.
371
00:19:30,030 --> 00:19:32,331
But I'm talking like lap pools
and shiatsu ...
372
00:19:32,332 --> 00:19:35,091
like total Robert Downey Jr.
with DVD's, cell phones...
373
00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:36,525
What about you?
374
00:19:36,526 --> 00:19:38,253
Nah, forget about it!
Jail is jail.
375
00:19:38,461 --> 00:19:41,167
I would however chop off my pinky toe with a meat cleaver.
376
00:19:42,008 --> 00:19:43,143
You're a sick bastard!
377
00:19:43,695 --> 00:19:45,809
Oh what?! You're not twisted, c'mon,
you're obsessed.
378
00:19:46,361 --> 00:19:50,118
Hey! How come you got all these smart cool girls
that are in college educated and ...
379
00:19:50,119 --> 00:19:53,484
come from good families and, have straight teeth
and, hit the gym...
380
00:19:53,485 --> 00:19:55,485
And you don't give them the time of day, right?
381
00:19:55,504 --> 00:19:56,962
You want some girl with a perfect body, ...
382
00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:58,653
probably dropped outta high school, ...
383
00:19:58,654 --> 00:20:00,837
fucked some photographer
and then became a model, right?
384
00:20:00,838 --> 00:20:02,957
That's what you want, as an educated man?
That's fucked up!
385
00:20:02,958 --> 00:20:05,000
Okay! Then what's wrong with me?
Why the Hell do I still want that?
386
00:20:05,928 --> 00:20:09,239
Because you've been brainwashed man.
You grew up on Playboy ...
387
00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:11,869
and.. now everywhere you look there are models, ...
388
00:20:11,870 --> 00:20:14,278
and they're selling everything.
You know what you wanna buy?
389
00:20:14,279 --> 00:20:15,479
Them.
390
00:20:18,197 --> 00:20:19,212
I'll see you later man.
391
00:20:20,138 --> 00:20:22,060
At least see an action movie!
392
00:20:23,808 --> 00:20:25,123
"Lost Love"
393
00:21:04,691 --> 00:21:06,054
They were all out of junior mints.
394
00:21:06,055 --> 00:21:08,573
So, I got you gummy bears.
395
00:21:08,949 --> 00:21:10,542
I love you!
396
00:21:11,681 --> 00:21:15,209
Destined to be one of the most romantic
movies of all time.
397
00:21:24,544 --> 00:21:26,544
- What are you doing here?
- I want the bracelet back.
398
00:21:26,545 --> 00:21:27,545
What?
399
00:21:27,546 --> 00:21:29,213
- Why?
- Just get it, I'll wait here.
400
00:21:29,219 --> 00:21:30,444
Steven, it was a gift.
401
00:21:30,445 --> 00:21:31,146
No, no!..
402
00:21:31,147 --> 00:21:34,162
'Cause every time you put that bracelet on
that'll be like an announcement to the world that I'm a loser!
403
00:21:34,509 --> 00:21:36,991
Like a big neon sign flashing
"Steven is a loser"!
404
00:21:36,992 --> 00:21:39,590
Steven is a loser!
Steven is a loser!
405
00:21:39,591 --> 00:21:40,577
Are you on crack?
406
00:21:40,578 --> 00:21:41,817
Just get the bracelet!
407
00:21:42,557 --> 00:21:44,768
A'ight, I'll get you back the bracelet.
408
00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:54,340
Here.
409
00:21:54,930 --> 00:21:56,667
And I didn't ask for the blowjob back.
410
00:21:57,996 --> 00:21:59,900
I knew the bikini-wax is for him.
411
00:22:05,017 --> 00:22:06,750
It's bad math to begin with.
412
00:22:06,751 --> 00:22:07,751
What are you talking about?
413
00:22:07,752 --> 00:22:09,366
Chloe, she's too old for you.
414
00:22:09,367 --> 00:22:11,245
She's 18 months younger than me, Jack!
415
00:22:12,097 --> 00:22:13,363
It's not enough.
416
00:22:13,364 --> 00:22:15,866
Half your age plus seven.
That's the winning formula, right?.
417
00:22:15,867 --> 00:22:18,015
You're only three years
older than Alexis?
418
00:22:18,265 --> 00:22:22,294
Yeah, but her dad's sportin' eight zeros, buddy.
I'm gonna be at least in a new 911 through the company.
419
00:22:22,295 --> 00:22:24,564
Yeah, I just wish I didn't know that
she was with someone else already.
420
00:22:24,565 --> 00:22:26,523
Like they say "ignorance is bliss".
421
00:22:26,524 --> 00:22:28,663
That's right! Stupid are the happiest
I know.
422
00:22:28,877 --> 00:22:31,731
And people with no ambition too, right?
They are the lucky ones.
423
00:22:31,732 --> 00:22:33,676
They're like "I just got a truck, I'm so damn happy!"
424
00:22:33,677 --> 00:22:34,677
That's not what I meant.
425
00:22:35,919 --> 00:22:38,741
Hey, here is to Mick Jagger,
it was his birthday yesterday.
426
00:22:38,742 --> 00:22:39,742
So what?
427
00:22:39,743 --> 00:22:40,921
He puts on his pants
one leg at a time ...
428
00:22:40,922 --> 00:22:43,701
and has to shit half an hour after Chinese food
just like the rest of us....
429
00:22:43,702 --> 00:22:44,702
What do you think he wished for?
430
00:22:44,703 --> 00:22:45,703
I haven't got a clue.
431
00:22:45,704 --> 00:22:47,157
Same thing he wishes for every year.
432
00:22:47,158 --> 00:22:49,689
- What's that?
- To be Mick Jagger for another year!
433
00:22:49,690 --> 00:22:50,901
You guys are both deranged.
434
00:22:50,902 --> 00:22:53,039
Mick's got everything! He's got it
a beautiful wife, ...
435
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:54,805
beautiful ex-wife, beautiful girlfriends...
436
00:22:54,806 --> 00:22:56,083
He never has to wait in line, ...
437
00:22:56,084 --> 00:22:58,916
never sees a bill, never opens up a piece of mail...
It's all taken care of.
438
00:22:59,205 --> 00:23:01,653
That motherfucker hasn't flung commercial since the 60's!
439
00:23:01,654 --> 00:23:04,716
And you think some model'd have ever dumped Mick Jagger? Hell no!
440
00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:06,162
And all that stuff makes him happy?
441
00:23:06,791 --> 00:23:08,421
- Fuck, yeah!
- Absolutely.
442
00:23:08,597 --> 00:23:11,557
You both still have a lot to learn.
It's not about all that bullshit.
443
00:23:11,773 --> 00:23:15,733
If he can still look at himself without just seeing good hair and big lips ...
444
00:23:15,734 --> 00:23:17,415
but a man he respects,
then fine.
445
00:23:17,591 --> 00:23:18,456
But if not.
446
00:23:18,457 --> 00:23:20,948
Fans worshipping him ain't gonna make him whole.
447
00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:24,440
At the end of the day it's about
having one true friend at your funeral.
448
00:23:26,423 --> 00:23:28,916
What the hell are you talking about?
He's got Keith!
449
00:23:29,243 --> 00:23:31,523
I just hope... I mean, I fucking pray ...
450
00:23:31,524 --> 00:23:33,757
that everyone gets to be a rockstar
in just one of their lives.
451
00:23:34,485 --> 00:23:36,014
Here's to reincarnation.
452
00:23:39,269 --> 00:23:41,142
Hi! Thank you so much for coming.
453
00:23:41,143 --> 00:23:43,989
I'm so glad to see you guys.
I will be right back.
454
00:23:43,990 --> 00:23:44,990
- Okay.
- Alright?
455
00:23:46,799 --> 00:23:48,203
You made it. Thank you.
456
00:23:48,204 --> 00:23:49,204
Bye bye.
457
00:23:50,761 --> 00:23:51,970
Jack?
458
00:23:53,085 --> 00:23:55,177
Did you give your little brothers alcohol?
459
00:23:56,861 --> 00:23:58,548
Just a lil' vodka, sweetheart.
460
00:23:58,549 --> 00:24:00,522
Jack, they're 10!
461
00:24:01,186 --> 00:24:02,659
It'll put hair in their chest.
462
00:24:05,337 --> 00:24:07,602
- Come on Jack, it's time to mingle.
- Sure sweetie.
463
00:24:07,603 --> 00:24:09,054
Fellas? Help me out.
464
00:24:10,363 --> 00:24:11,555
Boys.
465
00:24:16,463 --> 00:24:18,318
Can't believe this is actually happening.
466
00:24:19,443 --> 00:24:21,621
Hell's gettin' mighty chilly right now.
467
00:24:24,185 --> 00:24:25,131
Hi!
468
00:24:25,185 --> 00:24:26,471
Hey! Hi, how're you doing?
469
00:24:26,472 --> 00:24:28,124
Hurry up, my father wants
make a toast!
470
00:24:28,316 --> 00:24:29,316
Hi!
471
00:24:29,336 --> 00:24:30,316
Wha-oh, wha-oh!
472
00:24:30,432 --> 00:24:32,273
What is she doing here?
Steven's coming.
473
00:24:32,274 --> 00:24:33,780
I have no idea.
474
00:24:35,310 --> 00:24:36,695
Hopefully he won't show.
475
00:24:37,068 --> 00:24:38,615
- Hello.
- Glad you could make it, Ross!
476
00:24:40,345 --> 00:24:43,761
You know, I don't know if you two have met
my daughter and her fianc�.
477
00:24:44,088 --> 00:24:46,744
It's a pleasure. Your father never stops
talking about you.
478
00:24:47,034 --> 00:24:48,320
You're a lucky man.
479
00:24:49,062 --> 00:24:51,542
- This is my girlfriend, Chloe.
- Yeah, I know Chloe.
480
00:24:53,333 --> 00:24:54,844
Congratulations Jack.
481
00:24:56,411 --> 00:24:58,035
Hey, I think it's time for a toast.
482
00:24:59,479 --> 00:25:00,870
Could I have your attention, please?
483
00:25:00,871 --> 00:25:01,871
Everyone.
484
00:25:04,066 --> 00:25:07,822
First, we would like to thank
you all for sharing this evening with us.
485
00:25:08,270 --> 00:25:10,720
And I'd like to wish
my lovely daughter ...
486
00:25:10,897 --> 00:25:15,160
and my soon to be son-in-law
a long beautiful life together.
487
00:25:15,161 --> 00:25:16,703
With many children!
488
00:25:17,932 --> 00:25:19,294
I can't believe you didn't warn me!
489
00:25:19,295 --> 00:25:21,135
How am I supposed to know her new boyfriend
is one of his clients?
490
00:25:21,136 --> 00:25:22,136
I'm as surprised as you are.
491
00:25:22,137 --> 00:25:23,137
Yeah, I doubt that!
492
00:25:23,138 --> 00:25:25,963
I mean, Jesus Christ! I look like on asshole!
I gotta get outta here.
493
00:25:25,964 --> 00:25:26,964
Would you just relax?
494
00:25:26,965 --> 00:25:28,942
Look, the best thing you could do right now is
find a chick ...
495
00:25:28,943 --> 00:25:29,943
and take her home.
496
00:25:29,944 --> 00:25:32,090
You know what? That guy is over 2 inches
taller than me!
497
00:25:32,091 --> 00:25:34,460
Listen, he.. he's.. he's an upgrade...
498
00:25:34,461 --> 00:25:35,461
What are you talking about?
499
00:25:35,462 --> 00:25:38,049
I'm not to shit on your funeral but it's a classic
upgrade scenario!
500
00:25:38,050 --> 00:25:40,414
Ross is a little older. He's a little.. taller.
501
00:25:40,415 --> 00:25:42,676
He's slightly...
better looking ...
502
00:25:42,677 --> 00:25:45,418
and he's one of the old prick's clients.
He's definitely got a lot more cash!
503
00:25:45,419 --> 00:25:46,419
I'm never gettin' over this.
504
00:25:46,420 --> 00:25:49,633
Man, fuck Chloe! She upgraded on you,
he's gonna upgrade on her!
505
00:25:49,634 --> 00:25:50,715
It's upgrade Karma!
506
00:25:50,716 --> 00:25:53,304
A'ight? Five years from now, that motherfucker
has even more cash, ...
507
00:25:53,305 --> 00:25:55,860
she's not gonna know what hit her!
He's gonna have some 19 year old..
508
00:25:55,861 --> 00:25:58,571
farm girl, straight off the bus
and she's gonna be out on her ass!
509
00:25:58,785 --> 00:26:01,422
And you'll see her with her tits
drooping, her ass sagging, ...
510
00:26:01,423 --> 00:26:03,493
mumbling to herself outside a Bloomingdale's!
511
00:26:03,494 --> 00:26:04,996
You know, I can't wait until then,
I gotta do something now!
512
00:26:04,997 --> 00:26:06,946
Then turn it up a notch, ok?
Go on a run ...
513
00:26:06,947 --> 00:26:08,270
like in college.
Spring Break?
514
00:26:08,271 --> 00:26:10,036
You'd fuck as many girls as possible
in a week.
515
00:26:10,037 --> 00:26:11,201
No, I never went on a run.
516
00:26:11,202 --> 00:26:14,224
Yeah you did! You were with me sophomore year. We went to South Padre.
You were ballistic!
517
00:26:14,225 --> 00:26:15,294
Three girls that week.
518
00:26:15,295 --> 00:26:17,210
No, when I was in sophomore year I had mono.
519
00:26:17,864 --> 00:26:21,159
Alright, senior year. Cancun,
eight girls six nights. Remember that?
520
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:22,927
No, I went skiing with my parents.
521
00:26:25,436 --> 00:26:29,498
Well, then I wouldn't be a very good friend if I didn't point out the obvious.
You, eh...
522
00:26:29,502 --> 00:26:30,995
You've gotten very little pussy.
523
00:26:31,473 --> 00:26:33,792
Jack, what if Chloe was the one?...
524
00:26:33,793 --> 00:26:35,106
Oh, there is no "the one"!
525
00:26:35,107 --> 00:26:38,001
That's the biggest crock of bullshit going.
It's worse than the Bible!
526
00:26:38,066 --> 00:26:40,734
- You are just too fucked up to see it right now.
- Okay, fine.
527
00:26:40,735 --> 00:26:42,363
But you gotta do it with me.
528
00:26:42,364 --> 00:26:44,890
Steven, I'm engaged.
We are having my $ 300,000 engagement party!
529
00:26:44,891 --> 00:26:46,054
Well, I'm not gonna do it without you!
530
00:26:46,534 --> 00:26:47,689
Is she still out there?
531
00:26:49,085 --> 00:26:50,481
See, look at that!
532
00:26:50,482 --> 00:26:52,282
Did you see that?!
533
00:26:52,283 --> 00:26:54,125
Everyone is looking at him like
he's the man.
534
00:26:54,343 --> 00:26:56,072
You know, I was the man!
For three years I was the man!
535
00:26:56,437 --> 00:26:57,662
That fucking bitch!
536
00:26:58,441 --> 00:26:59,990
Just forget about it, alright?
537
00:27:00,128 --> 00:27:01,413
Go on a run.
538
00:27:02,340 --> 00:27:03,551
I'm drownin'.
539
00:27:13,345 --> 00:27:14,397
Oh, my God!
540
00:27:15,889 --> 00:27:17,588
He doesn't love you like I love you Chloe.
541
00:27:17,955 --> 00:27:19,342
Nobody can ...
542
00:27:19,856 --> 00:27:21,157
and nobody ever will.
543
00:27:21,946 --> 00:27:23,074
Steven, I'm sorry.
544
00:27:23,851 --> 00:27:25,343
I love you too.
545
00:27:25,482 --> 00:27:27,463
You're right, he is a fucking pussy!
546
00:27:28,429 --> 00:27:29,299
Yeaaah!!!
547
00:27:29,382 --> 00:27:31,775
Chloe, what are you doing?
548
00:27:33,056 --> 00:27:34,756
Hey, Steve? Hey?
549
00:27:34,969 --> 00:27:35,623
Hello?
550
00:27:37,340 --> 00:27:38,561
I gotta do something.
551
00:27:38,662 --> 00:27:39,488
...some time off.
552
00:27:40,135 --> 00:27:41,044
London?
553
00:27:45,962 --> 00:27:47,623
Steven what are you doing?
554
00:27:50,842 --> 00:27:52,560
Steven, what's wrong with you?
555
00:28:02,425 --> 00:28:03,756
I'm sorry I was such a downer.
556
00:28:04,021 --> 00:28:06,057
Don't worry man.
We've all been there.
557
00:28:06,619 --> 00:28:08,741
I'm sorry about this thing with Chloe.
558
00:28:08,742 --> 00:28:09,742
I hope you are alright.
559
00:28:09,743 --> 00:28:11,299
Look at him, sweetheart, he's not alright.
560
00:28:12,189 --> 00:28:14,722
Well, you're a good guy, Steven,
you deserve more.
561
00:28:15,124 --> 00:28:18,026
I'm sure you'll start feeling better in the morning.
You're ready to go?
562
00:28:18,579 --> 00:28:20,540
Is it okay if I take Stev-o for a drink?
563
00:28:21,993 --> 00:28:23,711
You've been drinking all night.
564
00:28:23,712 --> 00:28:26,775
Well, he's not ready to be alone, sweetheart.
I'll just take him for another cup of coffee.
565
00:28:27,328 --> 00:28:30,170
You are not gonna take me home on the night
of our engagement party?
566
00:28:30,171 --> 00:28:31,759
- Jack, it's alright.
- No, it's not alright.
567
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:32,818
I'm not gonna leave you like this.
568
00:28:32,819 --> 00:28:36,068
C'mon, sweetheart! I'll go grab a quick drink and
I'll be home soon and, we'll snuggle.
569
00:28:38,179 --> 00:28:41,278
Fine, just not too late.
570
00:28:41,304 --> 00:28:42,392
You're the best.
571
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:48,054
Thanks.
572
00:28:51,085 --> 00:28:53,477
College girls are the definition
of the minor league.
573
00:28:53,478 --> 00:28:56,070
And you are so sure I'm gonna hook up with one tonight
without lying my ass off?
574
00:28:56,283 --> 00:28:58,455
These girls've been programmed
since grade school ...
575
00:28:58,456 --> 00:29:00,935
that this is the time of their life they are supposed
to do all of their fucking.
576
00:29:00,936 --> 00:29:03,526
Mix that with two for one Kamikaze,
it's looking pretty good.
577
00:29:04,899 --> 00:29:06,291
Alright.
578
00:29:09,568 --> 00:29:10,835
Oh, what about that one?
579
00:29:12,102 --> 00:29:13,350
Her neck's too long.
580
00:29:15,178 --> 00:29:17,488
Okay, how about eh.. how about her?
581
00:29:18,791 --> 00:29:21,586
His eyebrows are...
a little off.
582
00:29:27,633 --> 00:29:28,798
How about that chick?
583
00:29:30,063 --> 00:29:31,235
She's got bulky calves!
584
00:29:31,236 --> 00:29:32,517
Are you kidding? Would you stop?!
585
00:29:34,530 --> 00:29:35,803
How about one of them?
586
00:29:38,100 --> 00:29:38,828
I don't know.
587
00:29:38,829 --> 00:29:40,310
You know, I don't even know what to say.
588
00:29:40,311 --> 00:29:42,851
It's not what you say,
it's how you say it.
589
00:29:42,852 --> 00:29:44,099
Whatever comes out of your mouth, ...
590
00:29:44,100 --> 00:29:47,933
you gotta be saying to yourself
"I'm gonna fuck this girl, I am gonna fuck this girl"!
591
00:29:47,934 --> 00:29:49,886
They pick up on it, they feel about it.
592
00:29:50,252 --> 00:29:52,651
- And that's it.
- Yeah, but you gotta believe in it.
593
00:29:53,579 --> 00:29:54,527
Fine.
594
00:29:55,604 --> 00:29:57,096
Alright, I'm going in.
595
00:29:59,958 --> 00:30:02,695
I'm gonna fuck this girl.
I'm gonna fuck this girl.
596
00:30:03,211 --> 00:30:04,498
I'm gonna fuck this girl.
597
00:30:04,750 --> 00:30:05,969
I'm gonna fuck this girl.
598
00:30:07,947 --> 00:30:09,258
It was so romantic.
599
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:11,927
I just.. wanted to kiss him.
600
00:30:13,268 --> 00:30:14,858
- This guy's dressed like my stepfather.
- Ugh!
601
00:30:14,859 --> 00:30:16,554
- Hey!
- Hi.
602
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:20,478
So.. where are you.. where are you from?
603
00:30:20,767 --> 00:30:21,865
Kansas City.
604
00:30:21,866 --> 00:30:22,866
Really?
605
00:30:25,968 --> 00:30:27,479
How, how long have you lived here?
606
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:29,038
GIRL: Can you believe when the guys hit on them?
607
00:30:29,201 --> 00:30:32,011
GIRL: I'm telling you, it's a boob-job...
- Two years, I'm a sophomore.
608
00:30:32,012 --> 00:30:32,950
Oh, that's great.
609
00:30:36,150 --> 00:30:38,134
Eh, so, so.. how old are you?
610
00:30:41,835 --> 00:30:44,273
"Where are you from"?
"How long have you been here"?
611
00:30:44,274 --> 00:30:46,339
"How old are you"?
"Do you wanna have sex"?
612
00:30:47,697 --> 00:30:49,245
That's what everyone says.
613
00:30:50,585 --> 00:30:52,960
What should I say?
I'm just trying to get to know you.
614
00:30:55,391 --> 00:30:56,682
It's getting worse.
615
00:30:56,747 --> 00:30:58,335
You want me to tell you ...
616
00:30:58,336 --> 00:31:00,438
what to say, to pick me up?
617
00:31:02,206 --> 00:31:04,337
You need new lyrics, Chachi.
618
00:31:06,729 --> 00:31:07,827
Kinda harsh?
619
00:31:08,676 --> 00:31:10,242
And you're still standing.
620
00:31:11,396 --> 00:31:12,846
C'mon, baba...
621
00:31:12,952 --> 00:31:14,753
Fuck off!
622
00:31:18,234 --> 00:31:19,434
Bye!
623
00:31:21,009 --> 00:31:22,469
Way to go!
624
00:31:22,576 --> 00:31:25,363
Anyways, he had this great car with like 20" rims...
625
00:31:26,025 --> 00:31:27,387
Hey, how did it go?
626
00:31:29,515 --> 00:31:30,661
They all have boyfriends.
627
00:31:30,686 --> 00:31:33,978
Fuck 'em! Just keep at it.
Half of these girls are from D.C. anyway.
628
00:31:34,491 --> 00:31:35,965
How do you know they're all from D.C.?
629
00:31:36,404 --> 00:31:38,329
Because half of these girls are dumb cunts.
630
00:31:38,330 --> 00:31:41,020
Stev-o, this is Amy, she'd like to
show me her dorm room.
631
00:31:41,021 --> 00:31:42,022
How sexy is that?
632
00:31:42,123 --> 00:31:43,737
Nice to meet you.
633
00:31:44,026 --> 00:31:45,255
I'm from Omaha.
634
00:31:46,971 --> 00:31:49,091
Jack, I'm just gonna get outta here.
I'm over it.
635
00:31:49,092 --> 00:31:52,071
I feel like you could dunk my head in a barrel of
tits and I'd come out suckin' my thumb.
636
00:31:53,834 --> 00:31:55,483
Hey! Excuse me, can we get another round.
637
00:31:55,773 --> 00:31:57,115
I'm not a waitress.
638
00:31:57,368 --> 00:31:58,690
I'm a bar babe.
639
00:32:00,439 --> 00:32:02,821
Wow, how about her?
She's got a little self-esteem.
640
00:32:02,822 --> 00:32:04,382
She also's got a big ass.
641
00:32:04,596 --> 00:32:06,236
Even better, the others are too hot.
642
00:32:06,851 --> 00:32:08,034
That's real cruel.
643
00:32:08,035 --> 00:32:10,100
I can only imagine what you're gonna say about me.
644
00:32:10,617 --> 00:32:13,953
Oh baby, you got a great ass!
I just hope I'd get the opportunity to see you naked.
645
00:32:14,323 --> 00:32:15,781
Well, then you better get me another drink.
646
00:32:15,782 --> 00:32:17,944
I'll get it,
then I'm outta here.
647
00:32:27,019 --> 00:32:30,060
Aren't you a lil' overdressed for
hanging out in a divey college bar?
648
00:32:30,876 --> 00:32:32,530
We just came from his engagement party.
649
00:32:32,743 --> 00:32:34,553
Oh, that's a real stand up move.
650
00:32:34,554 --> 00:32:37,070
What are you gonna do after
the wedding, go to a strip club?
651
00:32:37,777 --> 00:32:39,217
It's a possibility.
652
00:32:40,143 --> 00:32:42,105
So you're as big an asshole as your friend?
653
00:32:43,182 --> 00:32:46,742
No, you don't understand,
I'm heartbroken. I'm miserable.
654
00:32:47,791 --> 00:32:51,126
So you decided to hit on stupid
college girls to repair your wounded ego.
655
00:32:51,954 --> 00:32:54,787
Yeah, but it's kinda backfired.
656
00:32:55,452 --> 00:32:56,800
Oh well, don't worry...
657
00:32:57,108 --> 00:32:58,358
Night's still young ...
658
00:32:58,505 --> 00:33:00,497
and girls are only getting drunker, ...
659
00:33:00,674 --> 00:33:01,649
and dumber.
660
00:33:03,264 --> 00:33:04,355
Look at that one.
661
00:33:08,710 --> 00:33:09,666
Not bad.
662
00:33:10,067 --> 00:33:12,254
Go for it, even have an in.
663
00:33:13,755 --> 00:33:15,181
You can light her cigarette.
664
00:33:16,070 --> 00:33:17,373
Got any matches?
665
00:33:18,578 --> 00:33:19,786
Happy hunting.
666
00:33:25,107 --> 00:33:27,849
I'm gonna fuck this girl.
I'm gonna fuck this girl.
667
00:33:27,850 --> 00:33:29,582
I'm gonna fuck this girl.
668
00:33:30,397 --> 00:33:34,292
- Not yet. Not yet.
- Okay.
669
00:33:38,976 --> 00:33:41,624
Fuck me.. hard.
Harder!
670
00:33:41,764 --> 00:33:44,224
Not yet.
671
00:33:44,225 --> 00:33:47,904
Not yet!
672
00:33:48,193 --> 00:33:49,919
Now!
673
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:53,218
I had known I was gonna do this tonight...
If I did I would've taken a shower.
674
00:33:53,745 --> 00:33:54,534
For me...
675
00:33:54,535 --> 00:33:58,948
I mean that was really...
phenomenal.
676
00:34:00,777 --> 00:34:02,852
You know, you could stay if you want.
677
00:34:02,853 --> 00:34:05,532
Oh Gee, thanks. You're real sport.
678
00:34:05,533 --> 00:34:08,817
I didn't mean it like that. I meant...
I'm comfortable with it if you wanna stay.
679
00:34:08,818 --> 00:34:10,317
Oh, that's sweet, really!
680
00:34:10,318 --> 00:34:13,981
But I always find that whenever I do this and stay over
I never get a good night sleep.
681
00:34:13,982 --> 00:34:15,033
It's nothing personal.
682
00:34:15,034 --> 00:34:16,034
Nah, that's cool.
683
00:34:18,891 --> 00:34:20,141
So, you do this a lot?
684
00:34:20,732 --> 00:34:23,764
If I wanna do it I do it and
I don't waste time feeling guilty about it.
685
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:28,383
Besides..
after that wobbly redhead's puked at your shoes ...
686
00:34:28,384 --> 00:34:30,225
I knew you were an easy target.
687
00:34:30,739 --> 00:34:32,185
And a cute one.
688
00:34:32,681 --> 00:34:35,282
Really? That had nothing to do with my smooth line
about the navel ring?
689
00:34:36,146 --> 00:34:37,273
Oh, real smooth.
690
00:34:38,252 --> 00:34:38,952
A'ight...
691
00:34:39,148 --> 00:34:41,360
Let me clue you in on
a little something.
692
00:34:41,649 --> 00:34:42,712
Most of the time ...
693
00:34:43,277 --> 00:34:45,005
when you think you've picked up a girl, ...
694
00:34:45,006 --> 00:34:46,358
she's really picked you up.
695
00:34:46,911 --> 00:34:50,825
It's got nothing to do with what you tell them or
what bullshit wrap you throw down.
696
00:34:50,826 --> 00:34:52,927
She's, you know, just got an itch...
697
00:34:53,462 --> 00:34:55,536
She needs it to be scratched.
698
00:34:56,239 --> 00:34:58,634
God, it took me three months
to sleep with Chloe.
699
00:35:00,465 --> 00:35:04,340
Not every chick's a model bitch and
uses her pussy as a commodity.
700
00:35:05,334 --> 00:35:06,723
Some of us ...
701
00:35:06,724 --> 00:35:08,852
just like to fuck.
702
00:35:16,165 --> 00:35:17,278
I love you so much.
703
00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:25,932
Don't stop!
704
00:35:25,933 --> 00:35:29,360
They're fitting me
for Vera Wang on Monday.
705
00:35:29,679 --> 00:35:30,753
I want you inside me.
706
00:35:33,741 --> 00:35:35,000
Fuck!
707
00:35:35,232 --> 00:35:36,245
That fucking bitch!
708
00:35:38,206 --> 00:35:39,923
I can't believe she's still under my skin.
709
00:35:46,653 --> 00:35:48,182
And did Alexis know what time you came in?
710
00:35:48,434 --> 00:35:50,911
She was on the couch,
fucking waitin' for me, ...
711
00:35:50,912 --> 00:35:51,912
watching Rainman.
712
00:35:52,365 --> 00:35:53,687
How pissed was she?
713
00:35:53,688 --> 00:35:54,853
Fuming.
714
00:35:54,854 --> 00:35:56,431
Told her I'd go shopping with her mom.
715
00:35:56,933 --> 00:36:00,278
Hey, fuck all that melodrama. Tell me eh..
Tell me how it felt to get with someone who's strange?
716
00:36:00,830 --> 00:36:04,219
You know, I realize it was the first time I had sex that
wasn't anything else but sex.
717
00:36:04,756 --> 00:36:07,422
And there was no romance, I wasn't dating her,
she wasn't a girlfriend.
718
00:36:07,636 --> 00:36:08,609
It's wild!
719
00:36:08,973 --> 00:36:10,615
She was a sexual athlete.
720
00:36:11,111 --> 00:36:12,666
See that? And she wasn't even hot!
721
00:36:12,667 --> 00:36:14,566
Yeah, I know. That's the problem.
722
00:36:14,567 --> 00:36:16,105
As soon as she left all I could think about was Chloe.
723
00:36:16,879 --> 00:36:18,637
Yeah, but don't worry about it.
This is what you need.
724
00:36:18,638 --> 00:36:21,304
See, every girl you fuck puts more distance
between you and Chloe.
725
00:36:22,075 --> 00:36:24,494
The more you fuck the more easier it'll be to forget.
726
00:36:24,783 --> 00:36:27,304
10 or 15 girls later and you'll be
"Oh, I feel like a new man!"
727
00:36:27,930 --> 00:36:29,946
- I don't know.
- Trust me.
728
00:36:30,462 --> 00:36:32,606
Until then you're on sexual probation.
729
00:36:32,607 --> 00:36:35,009
Now. Ah.. give me the details.
730
00:36:35,010 --> 00:36:36,698
What was her pussy like?
731
00:36:42,069 --> 00:36:43,848
Making a coffee run, you want some?
732
00:36:44,902 --> 00:36:48,382
- Yes, sure, decaffeinated. Make sure it's decaf.
- No problem.
733
00:37:04,330 --> 00:37:05,463
What about this one?
734
00:37:05,464 --> 00:37:07,939
Wow, you look beautiful! That one's great
too, sweetheart.
735
00:37:08,453 --> 00:37:11,050
Well, this one is to wear to the brunch
of the day after the wedding and ...
736
00:37:11,051 --> 00:37:13,788
the last one was to wear to the cocktail party
before the rehearsal dinner.
737
00:37:15,084 --> 00:37:17,524
I know. I think they're both great, really.
738
00:37:17,671 --> 00:37:18,721
Well, thank you.
739
00:37:19,257 --> 00:37:21,175
Oh and the wedding invitations.
740
00:37:21,176 --> 00:37:22,941
We need to make a decision really soon,
741
00:37:22,942 --> 00:37:24,821
because they have to go out
in less than two weeks.
742
00:37:24,890 --> 00:37:28,078
Yeah, I'm on it, sweetheart. I..I.. I sent the samples
of the ones you liked to the house ...
743
00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:30,253
and I've already spoken with
the wedding planner.
744
00:37:43,798 --> 00:37:45,820
- Hello.
- It's me, I gotta talk to you.
745
00:37:47,458 --> 00:37:48,666
We gotta go out tonight.
746
00:37:48,667 --> 00:37:50,581
You gotta meet me at Clancy's.
747
00:37:50,945 --> 00:37:52,415
I'm freaking out over here!
748
00:37:53,041 --> 00:37:56,574
Well, it is four o'clock, Alexis is still
buying clothes. I don't think I can do this shit again.
749
00:37:56,575 --> 00:37:58,169
Well, it doesn't have to be that late at night!
750
00:37:59,133 --> 00:38:00,698
I don't think I can get away with it.
751
00:38:01,026 --> 00:38:04,279
- Just.. try to, okay?
- I make no promises.
752
00:38:10,266 --> 00:38:12,287
So where is your partner in crime?
He was supposed to be here half an hour ago.
753
00:38:12,288 --> 00:38:15,128
I don't know. He's been shopping with Alexis something.
Probably he couldn't get away.
754
00:38:15,267 --> 00:38:17,553
Anyway, that's life.
My lady...
755
00:38:17,554 --> 00:38:20,142
She'd freak if she knew I was sitting
in a bar right now.
756
00:38:20,143 --> 00:38:24,158
Who would've thought the smell of beer and cigarettes on your
clothes, five nights a week, might have given it away by now?
757
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:27,127
She knows that he's out,
just not at this place.
758
00:38:27,128 --> 00:38:29,514
Yeah, she thinks I'm at a business dinner.
759
00:38:29,515 --> 00:38:31,859
You're a friggin' manager at Kinko's!
Who you out to dinner with?
760
00:38:31,860 --> 00:38:33,887
No, no ,no.. I gotta lock it.
She doesn't grill me.
761
00:38:33,888 --> 00:38:36,733
Stev-o, don't listen to anything these
retards are telling you.
762
00:38:36,734 --> 00:38:38,571
Clancy give me the usual,
this round's on me.
763
00:38:38,572 --> 00:38:40,860
I'm another day closer to being
obscenely wealthy.
764
00:38:42,467 --> 00:38:44,277
So, what do you think?
You're ready to go get some pussy?
765
00:38:44,278 --> 00:38:46,733
- Jack, you just got engaged!
- Oh, grow up, rookie!
766
00:38:48,812 --> 00:38:50,192
Ah, look at those beauties!
767
00:38:51,952 --> 00:38:53,349
They're alright.
768
00:38:53,350 --> 00:38:56,602
Are you crazy?
They are perfect, man! Those tits are less than a year old.
769
00:38:58,057 --> 00:39:01,372
- Hey, I can't stay out all night.
- Of course not.
770
00:39:01,662 --> 00:39:03,906
Why do you allow her
to keep you on such a short leash.
771
00:39:04,121 --> 00:39:07,854
Do you realize how much money she has? Do you realize
how much money I'm gonna have the second I say "I do"?
772
00:39:07,855 --> 00:39:10,643
- Yeah, golden bars.
- Platinum! Platinum!
773
00:39:10,644 --> 00:39:14,890
C'mon, grab a chick, get a lap dance, and see if you
can pull her outta here. Let's go!
774
00:39:18,587 --> 00:39:21,521
- You're ready for a dance?
- Yeah, sure.
775
00:39:21,804 --> 00:39:24,227
Good. I'm gonna wait for the next song.
776
00:39:25,362 --> 00:39:28,786
So ah.. my friend and I were thinking that you
and one of your friends ...
777
00:39:28,787 --> 00:39:31,922
should come back to my place later and get a drink or something?...
778
00:39:33,462 --> 00:39:35,303
Yeah, like that might happen.
779
00:39:35,479 --> 00:39:36,525
What?
780
00:39:37,801 --> 00:39:39,981
Oh, c'mon! What's it take to.. pull
one of you guys outta here?
781
00:39:40,270 --> 00:39:43,142
If you have to ask, baby-doll,
you can't afford it.
782
00:39:44,596 --> 00:39:45,925
Oh yeah, I like this one.
783
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:46,681
Dawn.
784
00:39:46,682 --> 00:39:48,222
Sinfully naughty.
785
00:39:48,223 --> 00:39:49,358
I've had an eye on her for a couple of days.
786
00:39:49,359 --> 00:39:52,240
Look, specialize in top class
adult entertainment ...
787
00:39:52,507 --> 00:39:54,371
in your home or hotel room.
788
00:39:54,406 --> 00:39:57,156
Very athletic,
very outgoing, open-minded, ...
789
00:39:57,157 --> 00:39:59,550
charming and need I say
super friendly.
790
00:39:59,688 --> 00:40:01,772
Generous VIP's only
because I'm worth it!
791
00:40:01,807 --> 00:40:03,050
Sounds accommodating.
792
00:40:03,051 --> 00:40:04,778
I can't believe how many
hot girls are out here!
793
00:40:05,143 --> 00:40:07,592
- Pick one! Which one you want?
- Whoa! Hold on, hold on! Right there.
794
00:40:08,236 --> 00:40:09,960
- Bridget.
- Oh, God! So fu...
795
00:40:09,961 --> 00:40:12,980
Former Penthouse Pet!
I am university-educated, ...
796
00:40:12,981 --> 00:40:16,924
articulate, elegant, sophisticated, and unpretentious.
797
00:40:16,925 --> 00:40:19,055
I cater exclusively to
distinguished gentlemen ...
798
00:40:19,056 --> 00:40:22,469
who yearn for only the best and
appreciate the finer things in life.
799
00:40:22,470 --> 00:40:24,157
That's what I'm talking about!
Make the call.
800
00:40:24,158 --> 00:40:25,329
I'm all about the finer things.
801
00:40:25,375 --> 00:40:26,648
Ah.. I can't believe that I'm doing this!
802
00:40:26,649 --> 00:40:27,989
Mistake.
803
00:40:27,990 --> 00:40:29,335
Yahaa!
804
00:40:31,451 --> 00:40:33,601
It's been an hour, man!
Where the fuck are these bitches?
805
00:40:33,602 --> 00:40:36,381
- Just hang out. I'll call some other ones.
- No, fuck it! I'm tired.
806
00:40:36,382 --> 00:40:37,507
I'll call you in the morning...
807
00:40:45,907 --> 00:40:47,617
Good evening gentlemen.
808
00:40:49,522 --> 00:40:51,651
- What the Hell's goin' on?
- I...
809
00:40:51,678 --> 00:40:53,099
Hey! Is there a problem?
810
00:40:53,676 --> 00:40:55,512
Yeah...
811
00:40:55,812 --> 00:40:56,912
You!
812
00:40:57,065 --> 00:40:58,350
Where's the girl on the picture?
813
00:40:59,316 --> 00:41:00,633
Fine, you want us to leave?
814
00:41:00,634 --> 00:41:03,264
No, no, no! Just.. hold on a second!
Just.. let me talk to you for a second.
815
00:41:03,265 --> 00:41:05,113
- I'm not gonna hook up with that one pig.
- I'm gonna pay for both, OK?
816
00:41:05,114 --> 00:41:07,443
It's just that I'm outta time, so I'm gonna go home.
817
00:41:07,444 --> 00:41:09,851
- You gonna go home?! You gonna leave me here, now?!
- Call me in the morning. Give me the play-by-play tomorrow, okay? Good luck.
818
00:41:09,852 --> 00:41:11,016
Hi, come on in.
819
00:41:11,017 --> 00:41:12,296
Sorry.. about that.
820
00:41:12,992 --> 00:41:15,622
So, what do I owe you, guys?
$ 400... each?
821
00:41:15,725 --> 00:41:17,123
Plus tip.
822
00:41:17,124 --> 00:41:19,039
Okay, plus tip. Great!
823
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:20,695
I should get a fuckin' rebate for you.
824
00:41:20,696 --> 00:41:22,385
You should be handing out coupons.
825
00:41:26,882 --> 00:41:27,760
Ladies.
826
00:41:27,761 --> 00:41:28,498
- Hey!
- Hi.
827
00:41:28,499 --> 00:41:29,490
How are you doing?
828
00:41:29,499 --> 00:41:30,570
I'm a little tired.
829
00:41:30,571 --> 00:41:31,979
Good, you wanna back it up?
830
00:41:31,980 --> 00:41:34,758
Rim-job, tea-bag...
What do you wan guy?
831
00:41:34,759 --> 00:41:35,759
Let's do it!
832
00:42:16,062 --> 00:42:17,761
She didn't wake up until 10:30.
833
00:42:17,762 --> 00:42:19,151
And then she showered.
834
00:42:19,152 --> 00:42:22,827
Are you kidding me? You paid her to leave.
Didn't she read her hooker handbook?
835
00:42:23,573 --> 00:42:26,322
I cut you boys some fresh
melon balls.
836
00:42:28,264 --> 00:42:29,286
I'm exhausted.
837
00:42:29,287 --> 00:42:31,023
You should've gotten a little
morning pick-me-up.
838
00:42:31,024 --> 00:42:32,902
How is that a morning?
And believe me, she didn't look the same.
839
00:42:33,727 --> 00:42:34,700
Chloe looked like an angel
in the morning.
840
00:42:34,701 --> 00:42:38,471
Well, you can't get girls like Chloe on the Internet,
so get that shit outta your head. You should feel good.
841
00:42:38,472 --> 00:42:39,785
- Oh, I know, I know.
- Yeah.
842
00:42:40,715 --> 00:42:45,364
Steven if you really wanna get over Chloe
you should get out there and start dating again?..
843
00:42:45,841 --> 00:42:48,328
I have this friend Felicia,
she's pretty, ...
844
00:42:48,329 --> 00:42:51,708
she's got a great job,
she's got a great sense of humor.
845
00:42:52,299 --> 00:42:55,086
We should get together and have dinner
this week.
846
00:42:57,253 --> 00:42:58,438
What's she really like?
847
00:42:58,439 --> 00:43:00,280
She's perfect! She's a dirty little naughty hoe ...
848
00:43:00,281 --> 00:43:03,179
and I'm pretty sure Alexis's father banged her
a few summers ago, when she interned for us.
849
00:43:03,180 --> 00:43:04,464
Nice!
850
00:43:07,683 --> 00:43:09,421
Here is the escrow report.
851
00:43:16,281 --> 00:43:17,363
Steven!
852
00:43:17,728 --> 00:43:18,883
What the fuck?!
853
00:43:20,259 --> 00:43:21,094
What?
854
00:43:21,495 --> 00:43:23,722
I'm still waiting
for the Schneider report.
855
00:43:23,723 --> 00:43:24,930
Is it finished?
856
00:43:27,603 --> 00:43:28,816
Not yet.
857
00:43:29,067 --> 00:43:30,867
I just 've been a little distracted.
858
00:43:30,868 --> 00:43:32,558
Pull your head outta your ass!
859
00:43:32,559 --> 00:43:36,398
Okay? If you're dealing with some personal issue,
deal with it on your own personal time!
860
00:43:36,399 --> 00:43:37,399
Alright.
861
00:43:37,401 --> 00:43:38,400
Thank you for the support.
862
00:43:38,401 --> 00:43:41,001
Hey, if you want support go to an AA meeting!
863
00:43:41,002 --> 00:43:42,504
I got a department to run.
864
00:43:42,718 --> 00:43:43,935
What's this?
865
00:43:44,676 --> 00:43:46,505
This memo is a week old.
866
00:43:46,506 --> 00:43:48,270
Clean up this shit-hole!
867
00:43:52,503 --> 00:43:55,104
... and the flowers? ... I can't even believe it!
- What?
868
00:43:55,105 --> 00:43:58,561
My father is having thousands
of white orchids ...
869
00:43:58,562 --> 00:44:02,092
flown in from Hawaii on a special
climate-controlled plane!
870
00:44:02,093 --> 00:44:03,931
It's gonna be the most beautiful wedding ever!
871
00:44:03,932 --> 00:44:06,635
God! I'm sure it will be in town and country.
872
00:44:06,888 --> 00:44:09,939
Oh, and honey, I feel so horrible I missed
your engagement party.
873
00:44:09,940 --> 00:44:12,869
I heard it was wonderful, I just couldn't
reschedule my meeting in Brussels.
874
00:44:12,870 --> 00:44:14,860
Sounds like you are having
a very interesting job.
875
00:44:15,641 --> 00:44:19,096
Felicia is the youngest corporate manager
at her firm.
876
00:44:19,097 --> 00:44:20,768
And I'm sure by far the hottest!
877
00:44:23,989 --> 00:44:25,612
You know? That's a little sexist...
878
00:44:26,429 --> 00:44:29,957
But at the same time..
I'm a little bit flattered.
879
00:44:35,730 --> 00:44:36,734
Excuse me.
880
00:44:41,267 --> 00:44:42,704
"And by far the hottest?"
881
00:44:43,369 --> 00:44:44,729
What kind of line is that?
882
00:44:46,148 --> 00:44:47,671
- Steven?!
- Yeah.
883
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:50,054
Oh, my God!
884
00:44:51,508 --> 00:44:52,668
Amelia?
885
00:44:56,601 --> 00:44:58,964
I wa.. We wa.. haven't seen each other since...
886
00:44:59,355 --> 00:45:00,404
High-School?
887
00:45:03,135 --> 00:45:04,233
Epic!
888
00:45:05,123 --> 00:45:07,259
What?...
What are you doing these days?
889
00:45:07,260 --> 00:45:09,853
I was in Costa Rica for four years
teaching English.
890
00:45:10,219 --> 00:45:12,304
And now I'm teaching second grade.
891
00:45:13,119 --> 00:45:15,022
How have you been?
892
00:45:15,023 --> 00:45:16,188
Great! Great!
893
00:45:16,965 --> 00:45:19,360
I'm an accountant, so that's uhm...
894
00:45:20,414 --> 00:45:21,919
You know, whatever.. but um...
895
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:24,421
Other than that I'm good.
I'm really good.
896
00:45:26,493 --> 00:45:28,111
Um.. well, that's great.
897
00:45:29,041 --> 00:45:30,702
Wow, it's really nice seeing you.
898
00:45:30,842 --> 00:45:32,918
You're really...
You look... You look great.
899
00:45:34,747 --> 00:45:36,147
Uhm...
900
00:45:37,008 --> 00:45:38,348
Well...
901
00:45:39,617 --> 00:45:40,817
Yeah, uh...
902
00:45:42,981 --> 00:45:45,038
... Just be slow,
I'm still fragile...
903
00:45:45,039 --> 00:45:46,280
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, buddy!
904
00:45:46,281 --> 00:45:47,838
- You're ready for another drink?
- Yeah.
905
00:45:48,647 --> 00:45:50,753
I have to go to the ladies-room.
906
00:45:50,754 --> 00:45:52,941
- Would you like to come with me?
- Absolutely.
907
00:45:55,900 --> 00:45:57,186
Jack.
908
00:45:58,039 --> 00:45:59,122
See that girl over there?
909
00:46:00,501 --> 00:46:02,550
- What? The one with the joker?
- Yeah.
910
00:46:03,254 --> 00:46:04,803
I went to high school with her.
911
00:46:05,094 --> 00:46:06,531
Oh, yeah? Did you bang her?
912
00:46:06,708 --> 00:46:07,694
No.
913
00:46:08,435 --> 00:46:09,965
But I always wanted to.
914
00:46:09,966 --> 00:46:11,459
Why? She's not that hot.
915
00:46:11,460 --> 00:46:14,063
Yeah, but she was cool.
You know? She was always cool.
916
00:46:14,064 --> 00:46:15,530
You don't know that. There's no way.
917
00:46:15,951 --> 00:46:17,813
I went to high school with her.
Am I not speaking English?
918
00:46:17,814 --> 00:46:20,333
You can't know what you really think about a girl
until you fuck her.
919
00:46:20,334 --> 00:46:24,298
'Cause until you fuck her, how you feel about her and
everything, it's all plotted by wanting to fuck her.
920
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:28,233
He's right!
921
00:46:28,469 --> 00:46:31,114
So. Think he's got a big dick?
922
00:46:33,746 --> 00:46:35,099
I had no idea.
923
00:46:35,100 --> 00:46:39,797
Oh, c'mon! Like you've never accidentally, like,
rubbed up against him to check it out...
924
00:46:40,046 --> 00:46:42,060
No! He's Jack's best friend.
925
00:46:42,061 --> 00:46:44,446
- So what? Aren't you curious?
- No.
926
00:46:44,447 --> 00:46:45,447
Well ...
927
00:46:46,485 --> 00:46:47,790
I'll let you know.
928
00:46:56,989 --> 00:46:58,350
Wait! Wait!
929
00:46:58,351 --> 00:47:00,361
Okay, uhm... I don't wanna lead you on.
930
00:47:02,439 --> 00:47:03,628
It's alright.
931
00:47:09,966 --> 00:47:11,255
Would you stop it, please!
932
00:47:11,256 --> 00:47:14,867
Seriously, um.. I mean I don't do that
on a first date.
933
00:47:14,868 --> 00:47:17,425
Okay? Like, no intercourse.
934
00:47:18,887 --> 00:47:19,892
Alright.
935
00:47:21,677 --> 00:47:23,079
You want another drink?
936
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:25,886
No, no! I mean, we can still
fool around.
937
00:47:27,153 --> 00:47:28,799
I'll give you head...
938
00:47:28,938 --> 00:47:31,355
But only if you go down on me too.
939
00:47:35,177 --> 00:47:36,838
Uh, that.. that sounds fair.
940
00:47:53,256 --> 00:47:55,310
And with that, the floodgates were open!
941
00:47:55,495 --> 00:47:58,015
Every night I was out on a hunt,
looking for the kill.
942
00:47:58,079 --> 00:48:00,875
For every one girl that rejected me,
I took down five.
943
00:48:00,876 --> 00:48:02,538
- It's over!
- You need to go down under the minors.
944
00:48:02,538 --> 00:48:04,165
And for every girl I took down, ...
945
00:48:04,166 --> 00:48:06,495
You need practice,
you need to get your confidence back...
946
00:48:06,496 --> 00:48:07,652
I wanted ten more!
947
00:48:07,717 --> 00:48:10,334
And maybe you can get another Chloe
without all the bullshit.
948
00:48:10,776 --> 00:48:12,665
Not yet. Not yet.
Not yet!
949
00:48:13,330 --> 00:48:15,743
"I'm gonna fuck this girl, I am gonna fuck this girl"!
950
00:48:19,266 --> 00:48:20,439
That's right baby!..
951
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:23,371
My life was one hot wet porn
and I was the star!
952
00:48:23,372 --> 00:48:25,343
Ron Jeremy had nothing on me!..
953
00:48:25,344 --> 00:48:26,874
except maybe ...
954
00:48:26,875 --> 00:48:27,991
three inches.
955
00:48:33,617 --> 00:48:36,181
And into this phase of decadence
I found clarity.
956
00:48:36,959 --> 00:48:40,607
No more worrying about the jumbo mortgage,
the right wash on my denim...
957
00:48:41,235 --> 00:48:44,840
No more guppy-wet dreams of perfect credit
and financial freedom.
958
00:48:44,841 --> 00:48:45,906
I was living for today ...
959
00:48:46,017 --> 00:48:48,238
embracing life's basic needs.
960
00:48:48,239 --> 00:48:50,772
Food, shelter,
chasing ass ...
961
00:48:50,773 --> 00:48:52,753
and chasing more ass!
962
00:48:59,578 --> 00:49:00,642
Steven.
963
00:49:01,007 --> 00:49:02,390
What the Hell is going on?
964
00:49:02,391 --> 00:49:04,232
You've been wearing this suit for two weeks.
965
00:49:04,233 --> 00:49:08,161
And I thought I told you a hundred times,
to clean up this mess and get organized!
966
00:49:08,471 --> 00:49:10,441
I'm running out of patience with you!
967
00:49:10,956 --> 00:49:12,598
And I know that's not E-mail, ...
968
00:49:12,599 --> 00:49:13,914
it's porn!
969
00:49:15,037 --> 00:49:16,077
Fuck you...
970
00:49:18,321 --> 00:49:20,345
What did you just say?
971
00:49:22,891 --> 00:49:24,296
I said: Fuck you, ...
972
00:49:24,449 --> 00:49:26,056
you insensitive ...
973
00:49:26,233 --> 00:49:27,737
cock-sucking ...
974
00:49:27,738 --> 00:49:28,996
asshole!
975
00:49:29,116 --> 00:49:31,141
You can't talk to me like that!
976
00:49:31,142 --> 00:49:33,171
Do you know there's a recession going on?
977
00:49:33,172 --> 00:49:34,966
You know what that does to the job market?
978
00:49:34,967 --> 00:49:36,207
Fuck the job market!
979
00:49:36,347 --> 00:49:38,647
And fuck this job! It's a slow death!
980
00:49:38,648 --> 00:49:40,978
You think I want to end up like you, you rat race fuck?!!
981
00:49:40,979 --> 00:49:44,962
Work, spend, acquire, consume, get fat
then fucking die!
982
00:49:44,963 --> 00:49:46,919
Well, suck my motherfucking balls!
983
00:49:47,626 --> 00:49:49,890
- Don't think you could come back here.
- Fuck you!
984
00:49:50,237 --> 00:49:51,061
Get out of here!
985
00:49:51,062 --> 00:49:52,981
And you fucked the whore in Vegas!
986
00:49:53,090 --> 00:49:54,670
- Get outta here!
- I bought her for you!
987
00:49:54,671 --> 00:49:56,702
- What fucking hypocrite are you!
- Yes, you! Out! Get outta here!
988
00:49:56,703 --> 00:49:59,307
- And you were fucking ugly with a beard!
- I'm so sick of that!
989
00:49:59,308 --> 00:50:00,323
Call security!
990
00:50:00,324 --> 00:50:02,282
What are you laughing?
Is there something funny?
991
00:50:05,879 --> 00:50:07,396
You Ginger ...
992
00:50:09,285 --> 00:50:10,637
are hot!
993
00:50:12,507 --> 00:50:14,007
Thanks Steven.
994
00:50:15,050 --> 00:50:16,864
Want another?
995
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:20,714
How about.. we leave here?
996
00:50:21,343 --> 00:50:23,118
And we go somewhere ...
997
00:50:23,784 --> 00:50:25,438
a lil' more eh...
998
00:50:25,559 --> 00:50:27,717
You wanna go in the champagne room?
999
00:50:28,194 --> 00:50:30,927
No, like.. I mean ...
1000
00:50:31,783 --> 00:50:33,539
I mean, like in private-private, you know?
1001
00:50:33,540 --> 00:50:36,095
Like uh.. like, back to my apartment.
1002
00:50:38,566 --> 00:50:42,465
That kind of private-private is
expensive-expensive.
1003
00:50:43,131 --> 00:50:44,605
Get what I'm sayin'?
1004
00:50:44,745 --> 00:50:47,386
Yeah, but I already charged up like $ 1,400 on you.
1005
00:50:47,564 --> 00:50:51,088
Well, what you spend in here has nothing to do
with what you spend out there.
1006
00:50:51,435 --> 00:50:54,440
And.. I don't take credit cards.
1007
00:50:56,166 --> 00:50:58,391
Well, how.. how much more do you want?
1008
00:51:00,309 --> 00:51:04,085
Well, I don't think I could leave
the club for less than a 1.000.
1009
00:51:05,363 --> 00:51:08,434
Wha..?! I.. I can't even get that outta the ATM now!
1010
00:51:10,756 --> 00:51:12,558
Sorry, Stivie...
1011
00:51:12,559 --> 00:51:15,471
Why don't come back when you decide to crack open
your piggy bank.
1012
00:51:15,472 --> 00:51:16,472
Wait, wait, wait!..
1013
00:51:16,718 --> 00:51:17,983
Hold on! Wait, wait!..
1014
00:51:21,309 --> 00:51:23,054
I don't want to be alone.
1015
00:51:24,096 --> 00:51:27,224
You eh.. want another dance?
1016
00:51:27,964 --> 00:51:29,213
No.
1017
00:51:35,780 --> 00:51:37,679
I want more.
1018
00:51:43,193 --> 00:51:44,274
Bye.
1019
00:51:48,660 --> 00:51:50,965
- Are you sure you're alright?
- Yeah, ...
1020
00:51:50,966 --> 00:51:52,396
I'm fine. Thank you for helping me out with this stuff.
1021
00:51:52,397 --> 00:51:53,397
Yeah, yeah.
1022
00:51:53,778 --> 00:51:56,342
Sorry Mr. Goodson, but this credit card
was denied.
1023
00:51:57,202 --> 00:51:58,097
Oh!
1024
00:51:58,098 --> 00:51:59,951
That's cool, I'm just gonna pay cash.
1025
00:52:00,465 --> 00:52:02,352
Are you kidding me? It's like $ 19.
1026
00:52:02,353 --> 00:52:05,736
Yeah, but I.. use my credit card a lot lately so,
they probably just didn't get the payment.
1027
00:52:05,737 --> 00:52:07,468
Here you go.
Thanks.
1028
00:52:09,238 --> 00:52:11,659
You gotta take it easy at those clubs, man.
I'm a little afraid.
1029
00:52:11,835 --> 00:52:12,974
What are you gonna do tomorrow?
1030
00:52:12,975 --> 00:52:16,770
I'm gonna meet Alexis, help her pick up some
expensive-ass shit and we are gonna register for it.
1031
00:52:16,771 --> 00:52:19,476
- I'll call you after. Alright man, thanks for inviting me.
- Alrihgt. Okay, bye!
1032
00:52:19,477 --> 00:52:20,477
I'll see ya.
1033
00:52:20,830 --> 00:52:23,962
Jack was right.
It was time for me to pull myself back together.
1034
00:52:24,930 --> 00:52:27,213
People dig themselves out of ruts every day.
1035
00:52:27,615 --> 00:52:29,053
How hard could it be?
1036
00:52:38,215 --> 00:52:40,054
Stick your fingers in the pussy and
let me lick it!
1037
00:52:41,859 --> 00:52:44,424
Uoh, Stivie!.. You are so dirty!
1038
00:52:44,425 --> 00:52:46,419
That's right, baby. But not as dirty as my money.
1039
00:52:47,518 --> 00:52:48,898
So we are on for tonight again?
1040
00:52:48,899 --> 00:52:50,639
- A 1.000 bucks each?
- Oh, yeah.
1041
00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:53,272
But tonight... I'm gonna get your ass!
1042
00:53:00,663 --> 00:53:02,626
Seriously, who's that sexy thing over there?
1043
00:53:02,627 --> 00:53:04,768
It's some new girl. Thinks her shit
doesn't stink.
1044
00:53:04,769 --> 00:53:06,108
Well, bring her over here! Go get her!
1045
00:53:06,109 --> 00:53:07,348
We're not enough for you?
1046
00:53:08,727 --> 00:53:10,930
Think there is not enough in this whole fucking place for me!
1047
00:53:11,519 --> 00:53:13,168
Go, go, go and get the bitch over here!
Go on!
1048
00:53:16,165 --> 00:53:18,504
Thanks guys.
Did you like the dance?
1049
00:53:19,316 --> 00:53:22,003
Excuse me.
I found a request for you over there.
1050
00:53:25,337 --> 00:53:27,788
Stivie, this is Sage.
1051
00:53:27,789 --> 00:53:29,443
Nice to meet you Sage.
1052
00:53:30,032 --> 00:53:32,130
- I don't drink champagne.
- Tonight you do!
1053
00:53:34,073 --> 00:53:38,328
I don't wanna hear the words "don't", "won't" or "can't"!
1054
00:53:39,266 --> 00:53:40,542
You know what I'm sayin'?
1055
00:53:44,815 --> 00:53:46,741
You look familiar,
where are you from?
1056
00:53:46,844 --> 00:53:49,615
Kansas City.
But maybe you've seen me dance somewhere else?
1057
00:53:50,056 --> 00:53:51,142
I don't think so.
1058
00:53:51,369 --> 00:53:52,605
How long you've lived here?
1059
00:53:52,606 --> 00:53:53,606
Two years.
1060
00:53:53,607 --> 00:53:55,162
I go to college in the city.
1061
00:53:57,211 --> 00:53:58,669
Wait a minute.
1062
00:53:59,449 --> 00:54:01,167
We have met before.
1063
00:54:02,170 --> 00:54:05,714
Yeah, I tried talking to you at this little shit-hole bar down
at third street.
1064
00:54:05,818 --> 00:54:06,882
Fuck off!
1065
00:54:07,138 --> 00:54:08,991
You were a total fucking byotch!
1066
00:54:08,992 --> 00:54:10,457
I'm sorry?!
1067
00:54:10,458 --> 00:54:11,811
I don't remember.
1068
00:54:11,812 --> 00:54:13,354
No, I'm sure you don't.
1069
00:54:13,494 --> 00:54:15,381
That's probably how you behave once
the guy's payin' you.
1070
00:54:16,235 --> 00:54:19,123
- Fuck off, I don't need this shit!
- Ey! Wait, wait, wait, wait!..
1071
00:54:20,669 --> 00:54:22,853
I wanna take you home tonight.
How much?
1072
00:54:23,404 --> 00:54:24,766
- Uh-uh.. what about us?
- C'mon.
1073
00:54:24,767 --> 00:54:25,857
Oh, shit!
1074
00:54:25,858 --> 00:54:27,812
Who the fuck do you
think you are?
1075
00:54:27,877 --> 00:54:30,307
I wouldn't touch your dick if you were
the last guy on this earth.
1076
00:54:30,709 --> 00:54:32,597
This asshole is all yours.
1077
00:54:32,856 --> 00:54:34,781
$ 5.000.
1078
00:55:11,412 --> 00:55:13,976
Wow, that was really something...
1079
00:55:14,867 --> 00:55:16,189
Good.
1080
00:55:16,556 --> 00:55:17,926
So, now I gotta get some sleep.
1081
00:55:20,133 --> 00:55:21,401
You want me to leave?
1082
00:55:21,402 --> 00:55:23,298
Yeah, that's what I'm paying you for.
1083
00:55:23,587 --> 00:55:26,703
It's after four.
I can't crash here for a couple of hours?
1084
00:55:28,076 --> 00:55:31,175
I just paid you five grand.
Get a suite at the Ritz!
1085
00:55:32,144 --> 00:55:33,806
You really do have a problem.
1086
00:55:34,471 --> 00:55:36,193
And maybe next week you can get to stay the night, ...
1087
00:55:36,194 --> 00:55:37,809
but then you'll only get two grand.
1088
00:55:37,810 --> 00:55:39,820
I wouldn't hold my breath if I were you.
1089
00:55:40,111 --> 00:55:41,457
Whatever.
1090
00:55:42,386 --> 00:55:43,999
Every girl's got a bid.
1091
00:55:44,290 --> 00:55:45,948
Let me tell you something.
1092
00:55:45,949 --> 00:55:48,805
That five grand is gonna pay for my tuition
next semester.
1093
00:55:48,983 --> 00:55:49,983
Oh!
1094
00:55:50,296 --> 00:55:51,921
I hope you are a lot better
at school.
1095
00:56:14,154 --> 00:56:15,946
500 bucks?! The thing's worth nine grand!
1096
00:56:15,947 --> 00:56:18,879
In this city this is worth 500 bucks.
Take it or leave it.
1097
00:57:26,194 --> 00:57:27,613
Stev-o.
1098
00:57:28,241 --> 00:57:29,396
How long you've been here?
1099
00:57:29,611 --> 00:57:30,766
About an hour.
1100
00:57:30,767 --> 00:57:32,533
Make it three and it ain't pretty.
1101
00:57:33,087 --> 00:57:34,801
What the hell do you do all day?
1102
00:57:34,802 --> 00:57:36,681
I was up all night destroying
this slam piece.
1103
00:57:36,682 --> 00:57:38,535
I slept 'til noon,
went to the gym for a couple of hours, ...
1104
00:57:38,536 --> 00:57:40,360
got horny again, and rode up a m�nage.
1105
00:57:40,510 --> 00:57:42,165
- Technically, it was a foursome.
- Jesus, man!
1106
00:57:42,166 --> 00:57:43,466
- I'm worried about you.
- Why?
1107
00:57:43,467 --> 00:57:44,467
I never felt better.
1108
00:57:44,501 --> 00:57:46,275
I mean, feel this shit! It's a fucking pipe-iron?
1109
00:57:46,276 --> 00:57:47,439
But you are burning through all your cash!..
1110
00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:49,433
So? It's not like I'm saving
for a beach house.
1111
00:57:49,434 --> 00:57:52,008
- I feel liberated.
- You're too consumed by all of this.
1112
00:57:52,009 --> 00:57:53,736
Run's end Steve.
It's not a way of life!
1113
00:57:53,737 --> 00:57:56,496
It's been three months, you fucked well over 15 girls.
End it!
1114
00:57:56,497 --> 00:57:57,220
Ey, fuck that!
1115
00:57:57,221 --> 00:58:00,177
Everything you've ever done is to get laid or make money.
So don't tell me it's all a waste.
1116
00:58:00,212 --> 00:58:01,890
I'm telling you, you're a fucking mess!
1117
00:58:01,891 --> 00:58:03,564
I mean, what the fuck?
Look at you!
1118
00:58:03,747 --> 00:58:06,450
You quit your job. Changed your whole
fucking life, and for what?
1119
00:58:06,514 --> 00:58:09,285
Oh, because "you lost Chloe". Fuck that!
Who the fuck is she?!
1120
00:58:09,286 --> 00:58:10,412
- Who the fuck is she?
- Yeah!
1121
00:58:10,628 --> 00:58:12,431
- Who the fuck is she?
- Yeah, who the fuck is she!
1122
00:58:12,432 --> 00:58:14,348
She was everything, man.
She was my whole fucking identity!
1123
00:58:14,349 --> 00:58:16,943
When it was Steven and Chloe,
it was perfection!
1124
00:58:16,944 --> 00:58:19,236
Now that it's just Steven,
it sucks!
1125
00:58:19,237 --> 00:58:21,154
- I'm not taking any of the responsibility...
- Hey, hey, hey... Just relax, both of you!
1126
00:58:21,155 --> 00:58:22,694
I mean, do you have any idea what that feels like?
1127
00:58:23,134 --> 00:58:25,229
When a girl that beautiful tells you
she loves you, ...
1128
00:58:25,230 --> 00:58:27,654
it's not like a normal girl
saying she loves you.
1129
00:58:28,416 --> 00:58:31,431
Accountants don't get girls like that, Jack.
But I had her!
1130
00:58:32,889 --> 00:58:35,416
And for whatever reason she was
completely into me.
1131
00:58:35,893 --> 00:58:37,373
For three years.
1132
00:58:40,106 --> 00:58:42,809
- Steven, I'm sorry.
- Are you gonna shut up and have a drink or what?
1133
00:58:44,453 --> 00:58:47,430
We gotta get our buzz on if we were to do some
serious hunting. Clancy get him a double.
1134
00:58:47,431 --> 00:58:49,047
Steven, slow down.
1135
00:58:49,048 --> 00:58:51,775
- Why don't you take a night off?
- Ey, fuck that! Bring me a double too.
1136
00:58:55,485 --> 00:58:56,530
Maybe it'll calm him down.
1137
00:58:56,531 --> 00:58:58,410
No, pussy will calm me down!
1138
00:58:58,550 --> 00:59:00,926
And speaking of pussy, Jack.
Stop being one!
1139
00:59:26,502 --> 00:59:27,638
Steven!
1140
00:59:27,989 --> 00:59:30,452
- Hey!
- Amelia.
1141
00:59:31,892 --> 00:59:33,088
Uh.. hey!
1142
00:59:33,089 --> 00:59:34,018
How are you doin'?
1143
00:59:34,433 --> 00:59:37,519
Um, um.. great! I'm great. Um.. actually,
I'm waiting for a friend who's always late.
1144
00:59:37,657 --> 00:59:39,468
Do you wanna come and join me?
1145
00:59:41,943 --> 00:59:43,743
Uhm...
1146
00:59:47,012 --> 00:59:49,897
Uh.. yeah, yeah. Sure.
1147
00:59:50,376 --> 00:59:54,031
I want Scotch on the rocks, a Chardoney, and
the tab's Steven Goodson.
1148
00:59:54,773 --> 00:59:55,985
Thanks.
1149
00:59:56,790 --> 00:59:58,926
- My God, you look great!
- I quit my job, ...
1150
00:59:58,927 --> 01:00:00,016
been working out.
1151
01:00:00,269 --> 01:00:01,804
Wow, good for you!
1152
01:00:04,237 --> 01:00:07,043
You know, in high school I always wanted
to ask you out but never have had the balls.
1153
01:00:08,648 --> 01:00:09,858
Really?
1154
01:00:10,878 --> 01:00:14,239
- Wow! I had no idea.
- Yeah...
1155
01:00:15,033 --> 01:00:19,388
So, does that mean you still
want to take me out or has that expired.
1156
01:00:19,613 --> 01:00:21,313
I would love to take you out.
1157
01:00:21,678 --> 01:00:23,138
I'll take you out tomorrow.
1158
01:00:24,537 --> 01:00:26,049
I can't tomorrow.
1159
01:00:26,752 --> 01:00:28,790
I'm going away this weekend.
1160
01:00:28,840 --> 01:00:30,747
- Next week?
- Next week's fine.
1161
01:00:31,113 --> 01:00:34,262
I'm so sorry.
It took me forever to get out of the office.
1162
01:00:34,263 --> 01:00:36,318
That's okay. Ren�e, this is Steven, um...
1163
01:00:36,319 --> 01:00:38,763
- We went to high school together.
- Oh, how sweet! Nice to meet you.
1164
01:00:38,892 --> 01:00:42,506
Well, um... Listen, I'm gonna go back to my friends.
Uh.. very nice to meet you.
1165
01:00:42,554 --> 01:00:43,554
And um...
1166
01:00:43,813 --> 01:00:45,343
I.. I need your number!
1167
01:00:49,916 --> 01:00:52,544
Alright, great!
A'ight. I'll talk to you soon.
1168
01:00:55,313 --> 01:00:57,915
Here, honey. Take a look at these. These are the best ones.
1169
01:00:58,431 --> 01:00:59,830
Uh.. I like the one on the ocean.
1170
01:01:00,082 --> 01:01:02,019
You don't think that's too big for a summer house?
1171
01:01:02,020 --> 01:01:03,819
No, sweetie, I think it's perfect.
1172
01:01:05,587 --> 01:01:07,522
You always pick the most expensive.
1173
01:01:07,523 --> 01:01:09,063
Well, that's 'cause they're the best ones.
1174
01:01:09,654 --> 01:01:12,406
I don't think it's safe for the kids
to be so close to the water.
1175
01:01:12,659 --> 01:01:14,772
Well, let's worry about that
when we have some.
1176
01:01:16,377 --> 01:01:18,058
I have a surprise for you.
1177
01:01:19,926 --> 01:01:20,876
You do?
1178
01:01:22,218 --> 01:01:23,768
I do.
1179
01:01:28,492 --> 01:01:30,492
It's our wedding invitation!
1180
01:01:32,024 --> 01:01:33,498
Wha, you scared me!
1181
01:01:33,499 --> 01:01:34,776
- Oh, aren't they beautiful?
- Yeah.
1182
01:01:34,889 --> 01:01:37,598
I spoke to the calligrapher, they'll all go out
on Monday.
1183
01:01:37,625 --> 01:01:38,912
- This Monday?
- Mhm.
1184
01:01:44,575 --> 01:01:45,598
Let's go to bed.
1185
01:01:47,052 --> 01:01:49,391
For some reason I couldn't
stop thinking about her.
1186
01:01:49,644 --> 01:01:52,263
She made me feel different,
she was somebody real.
1187
01:01:52,477 --> 01:01:56,222
I decided I'd put the run on hold and take her out
without trying to take advantage of her.
1188
01:01:56,662 --> 01:01:58,368
I wanted to be respectful.
1189
01:01:58,369 --> 01:01:59,685
I could be a gentleman.
1190
01:01:59,686 --> 01:02:02,015
What did you order?
That drink was great.
1191
01:02:02,016 --> 01:02:05,589
Ah.. that was a "Mind Eraser".
It's a specialty of the house.
1192
01:02:06,027 --> 01:02:07,752
I think it's working.
1193
01:02:07,893 --> 01:02:09,574
I never drink this much.
1194
01:02:10,329 --> 01:02:13,259
You know? I think it takes a lot of courage, just ...
1195
01:02:13,260 --> 01:02:16,249
to quit your job without even knowing what your next step is gonna be.
1196
01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:18,189
I really admire that.
1197
01:02:18,819 --> 01:02:20,503
And, you know? I think you should take ...
1198
01:02:20,842 --> 01:02:22,797
as much time as you need to, ...
1199
01:02:22,798 --> 01:02:25,705
you know, figure out what it is that
you're truly passionate about.
1200
01:02:27,403 --> 01:02:28,859
That's my plan.
1201
01:02:31,515 --> 01:02:32,564
Let me get you another.
1202
01:02:34,658 --> 01:02:39,480
You know? I'm really glad that after all these years
you still wanted to ask me out.
1203
01:02:40,211 --> 01:02:41,640
'Cause I kind of feel ...
1204
01:02:41,641 --> 01:02:43,106
connected to you.
1205
01:02:48,432 --> 01:02:51,272
Tonight has been.. really fantastic.
1206
01:02:52,312 --> 01:02:53,484
Thanks.
1207
01:02:53,886 --> 01:02:55,252
I don't go out much.
1208
01:02:55,253 --> 01:02:57,658
So this was.. fun for me.
1209
01:02:58,550 --> 01:03:01,791
- And, um.. this is me.
- This is you.
1210
01:03:05,054 --> 01:03:06,791
God, I can't believe how late it got.
1211
01:03:07,419 --> 01:03:09,533
I have to be up in, like, four hours.
1212
01:03:11,402 --> 01:03:12,953
Well, we should do this again.
1213
01:03:13,580 --> 01:03:15,831
Yeah, but...
1214
01:03:15,895 --> 01:03:17,407
I mean, do you wanna come up?
1215
01:03:18,551 --> 01:03:20,650
Not really gonna get enough sleep anyway.
1216
01:03:22,808 --> 01:03:23,808
Um...
1217
01:03:24,999 --> 01:03:27,013
Yeah, sure.
1218
01:03:28,169 --> 01:03:29,192
I'll come up.
1219
01:03:40,907 --> 01:03:42,232
Ah, Steven, I like that.
1220
01:03:49,511 --> 01:03:51,821
- Steven, wait. Stop!
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry!
1221
01:03:51,822 --> 01:03:52,950
Just slow down.
1222
01:03:54,218 --> 01:03:56,600
Might sound kinda lame, but I'm not like that.
1223
01:03:56,601 --> 01:03:58,583
I know, I know that! Okay?
I know that.
1224
01:03:58,873 --> 01:04:00,150
I'm sorry.
1225
01:04:00,441 --> 01:04:01,522
I gotta go.
1226
01:04:01,662 --> 01:04:03,249
- Well, it is late but...
- I know it's late.
1227
01:04:03,877 --> 01:04:06,975
- I want you to call me. Okay, seriously?!
- Okay. Yes, I'll call you.
1228
01:04:07,077 --> 01:04:08,860
- Okay, you gonna call me?
- Yeah, thank you.
1229
01:04:09,451 --> 01:04:10,643
Goodbye.
1230
01:04:13,320 --> 01:04:15,170
Well, I guess I couldn't be normal.
1231
01:04:15,291 --> 01:04:18,156
But who wants to be normal anyway?
It's just another word for "weak".
1232
01:04:18,297 --> 01:04:20,937
I'm a fucking "S E X I N A T O R".
1233
01:04:23,003 --> 01:04:24,841
Situation Analysis: Target Already Engaged
Proficiency Level of Oral Sex: Deep Throat
1234
01:04:24,842 --> 01:04:25,711
Acquiring...
1235
01:04:25,712 --> 01:04:27,971
Analyzing... Results: Wedding Ring
Action: Disengage
1236
01:04:27,972 --> 01:04:31,097
Structural Evaluation:
Serious Grade A Prime Rib.
1237
01:04:34,944 --> 01:04:36,333
Naughtiness Factor: Rascal
1238
01:04:36,334 --> 01:04:37,612
Hold... Determining Status
1239
01:04:37,613 --> 01:04:39,719
Boyfriend...
Disengage
1240
01:04:42,724 --> 01:04:44,756
Initiate Breast Visualization Program
1241
01:04:44,757 --> 01:04:46,956
Time Elapsed Since Last Orgasm: 19.3 Hrs
Favorite Position: Doggystyle
1242
01:04:46,957 --> 01:04:48,900
Boyfriend...
Disengage
1243
01:04:51,716 --> 01:04:55,382
Flexibility Level: Yoga
Favorite Position: The Russian Jib
TARGET LOCATED
1244
01:04:57,872 --> 01:04:59,828
Searching Pick-Up Lines...
1245
01:05:01,897 --> 01:05:04,410
Are you having fun?
1246
01:05:05,177 --> 01:05:06,502
Are you having fun?
1247
01:05:07,292 --> 01:05:10,841
The good thing about being a non-stop sex-machine
with a demon at the wheel,
1248
01:05:10,842 --> 01:05:13,697
is that when people see you coming, no one stops you
for directions.
1249
01:05:13,775 --> 01:05:15,434
Amelia was a distant memory.
1250
01:05:15,435 --> 01:05:20,017
And my life was just committed to fucking
young, hot chicks!
1251
01:05:22,713 --> 01:05:24,395
Hey, there's somebody at the door.
1252
01:05:25,286 --> 01:05:25,964
Mh?
1253
01:05:26,140 --> 01:05:27,801
There's somebody at the door.
1254
01:05:30,984 --> 01:05:33,822
- Ey, open the fucking door, Steve!
- Open up!
1255
01:05:35,052 --> 01:05:37,655
C'mon Steve! Quit fucking around and open the door.
1256
01:05:41,974 --> 01:05:43,874
Wha-oh!
1257
01:05:46,517 --> 01:05:47,864
What are you guys doing here?
1258
01:05:48,606 --> 01:05:49,902
We were worried about you.
1259
01:05:49,903 --> 01:05:51,933
Haven't heard from you in weeks.
You don't have a phone.
1260
01:05:51,934 --> 01:05:53,624
Look at this place, it's a fucking shit-hole.
1261
01:05:57,272 --> 01:05:58,372
Oh, uhm...
1262
01:06:00,265 --> 01:06:03,007
Guys, this is uh...
1263
01:06:03,824 --> 01:06:04,960
Erika.
1264
01:06:06,020 --> 01:06:07,541
It's nice to meet you.
1265
01:06:07,581 --> 01:06:09,348
Oh, thanks!
1266
01:06:09,450 --> 01:06:10,982
I was just leaving.
1267
01:06:13,601 --> 01:06:14,756
Bye, bye.
1268
01:06:22,107 --> 01:06:23,457
What the fuck is going on?
1269
01:06:23,934 --> 01:06:24,851
What?
1270
01:06:24,852 --> 01:06:27,391
What do you mean "what"?
You.. you live in a shit-hole.
1271
01:06:27,392 --> 01:06:29,876
You haven't been to work in four months.
You got no money.
1272
01:06:29,978 --> 01:06:31,825
You're like this close to being homeless.
1273
01:06:32,209 --> 01:06:33,336
Jack...
1274
01:06:35,919 --> 01:06:37,595
I get pussy every night.
1275
01:06:40,647 --> 01:06:43,488
A'ight, you know what? That's enough.
This is a... This is an intervention.
1276
01:06:43,489 --> 01:06:47,099
Alright? Okay? You need fucking therapy!
Shock-treatment!
1277
01:06:47,100 --> 01:06:48,269
You're like an addict.
1278
01:06:48,270 --> 01:06:49,886
Steven, what are you doing with your life?
1279
01:06:50,063 --> 01:06:52,410
I'm thinking about taking a job
in landscaping...
1280
01:06:52,512 --> 01:06:54,730
Get to work outdoors,
be physical.
1281
01:06:54,731 --> 01:06:58,014
- Physical? You went to college, for Christ's sake!
You majored in accounting.
1282
01:06:58,304 --> 01:07:00,230
Jack, my rent's 300 bucks a month.
1283
01:07:00,557 --> 01:07:02,882
It's gonna make enough money to keep doing
what I'm doing.
1284
01:07:02,883 --> 01:07:03,883
And then what?
1285
01:07:03,962 --> 01:07:05,964
There's no "And then what?", that's it!
1286
01:07:06,911 --> 01:07:08,129
What...
1287
01:07:08,130 --> 01:07:10,062
What the hell are you talking about?
That sucks!
1288
01:07:10,314 --> 01:07:13,046
Jack, I make enough cash to
go out every night, ...
1289
01:07:13,176 --> 01:07:16,562
hit a strip-club once a week, buy enough champagne
and lap dance to pull the girl outta there.
1290
01:07:16,563 --> 01:07:17,936
That's your big plan?
1291
01:07:17,937 --> 01:07:19,121
Ey, fuck big plans!
1292
01:07:19,122 --> 01:07:21,531
Alright?
What's your big fucking plan, huh Jack?
1293
01:07:21,559 --> 01:07:25,348
Marry some girl for her money, be a slave to her old man,
and then live ass-lickingly ever after.
1294
01:07:25,375 --> 01:07:26,733
Yo, fuck you man!
1295
01:07:26,734 --> 01:07:28,803
You are full of shit, you know?!
All you do is fucking talk!
1296
01:07:30,671 --> 01:07:33,129
It's not about me, you tormented sociopath!
1297
01:07:35,146 --> 01:07:36,227
Yes, it is!
1298
01:07:36,365 --> 01:07:39,064
Whatever warped fucking scumbag have I been
listening to this whole time, huh?
1299
01:07:39,278 --> 01:07:42,046
Remember that model bitch that never called me back?
I wasn't outta my element!
1300
01:07:42,047 --> 01:07:45,455
She probably lost her fucking cell-phone or
moved to Milan, or some shit!
1301
01:07:45,482 --> 01:07:48,352
And all those legendary runs you were going on, Jack!
Where was I for all those, huh?
1302
01:07:48,704 --> 01:07:52,626
You probably go home every night with your dick in your hands
and jerk-off next to your ice-princess thinking of all the girls I fuck!
1303
01:07:52,627 --> 01:07:54,897
You know, blame me, if you want.
I said "go on a run".
1304
01:07:54,898 --> 01:07:56,854
I didn't say
"fuck up the rest of your life".
1305
01:07:56,855 --> 01:07:58,699
Did you call that girl you went to high school with?
1306
01:07:58,700 --> 01:07:59,700
The teacher.
1307
01:07:59,701 --> 01:08:00,701
No, I've been busy!
1308
01:08:00,702 --> 01:08:02,684
Fuck that! We're calling her.
What's her number? Right now!
1309
01:08:02,685 --> 01:08:04,562
- Jack, she doesn't want to talk to me. There is no need of it.
- What are you so afraid of?!
1310
01:08:04,563 --> 01:08:05,729
Quiet! Listen to me, both of you!
1311
01:08:07,033 --> 01:08:08,310
Sit down!
1312
01:08:18,069 --> 01:08:20,302
You know, back when I was your age,
even younger, ...
1313
01:08:20,303 --> 01:08:22,559
I had my head shoved up my ass,
just like the both of you.
1314
01:08:22,755 --> 01:08:24,442
I was doing things I shouldn't do, ...
1315
01:08:24,443 --> 01:08:25,951
hanging out with people you don't wanna know.
1316
01:08:26,128 --> 01:08:30,105
I was chasing my share of tail. Believe me,
I was feeling pretty good about my manhood.
1317
01:08:30,958 --> 01:08:32,215
And then...
1318
01:08:33,595 --> 01:08:36,875
I met this nice girl,
real smart...
1319
01:08:36,876 --> 01:08:40,606
Got a degree in this, got a degree in that.
And I liked this girl right off the bat!
1320
01:08:41,140 --> 01:08:42,652
But I'm thinking to myself...
1321
01:08:42,653 --> 01:08:44,799
She's not gonna wanna have
anything to do with me!
1322
01:08:46,634 --> 01:08:48,099
So I didn't call.
1323
01:08:48,803 --> 01:08:51,762
Two years pass by and
I see her in the park with another guy.
1324
01:08:51,763 --> 01:08:55,221
My heart, it breaks right there. I'm a mess.
I mean, you know? For Christ' sakes! Why didn't I call her?!
1325
01:08:55,222 --> 01:08:57,123
What was I so afraid of?
1326
01:08:57,451 --> 01:08:59,207
So another year passes.
1327
01:08:59,574 --> 01:09:02,009
But I've cleaned up my act. I opened a bar, ...
1328
01:09:02,223 --> 01:09:03,999
I made myself respectable...
1329
01:09:05,342 --> 01:09:08,172
And then, one day ...
1330
01:09:08,800 --> 01:09:10,068
she comes in.
1331
01:09:10,508 --> 01:09:11,842
And then I knew.
1332
01:09:12,131 --> 01:09:14,117
It was gonna happen for us.
1333
01:09:15,399 --> 01:09:17,000
And that was.. Jennine?..
1334
01:09:17,001 --> 01:09:18,001
No.
1335
01:09:18,194 --> 01:09:20,185
That was Jennine's little sister Mara.
1336
01:09:20,700 --> 01:09:22,381
But that's how I met Jennine.
1337
01:09:22,382 --> 01:09:23,792
Clancy, that was a ...
1338
01:09:24,232 --> 01:09:26,294
a great story.
But I.. I don't really see the point.
1339
01:09:26,295 --> 01:09:27,421
Yo, friggin' call her!
1340
01:09:27,422 --> 01:09:28,521
- I'm not gonna call her.
- Ya, ya, ya...
1341
01:09:28,618 --> 01:09:30,505
- Amelia, here we go.
- She doesn't wanna hear from me right now.
- Yes, she does!
1342
01:09:30,506 --> 01:09:32,751
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- Now, you're gonna call! You're gonna...
- I'm calling her right now.
1343
01:09:32,752 --> 01:09:34,012
Hang on!
1344
01:09:35,280 --> 01:09:36,229
Hello?
1345
01:09:36,230 --> 01:09:37,190
Hi.
1346
01:09:38,054 --> 01:09:39,258
Amelia?
1347
01:09:40,453 --> 01:09:41,753
Ahm...
1348
01:09:42,557 --> 01:09:43,792
It's Steven.
1349
01:09:45,198 --> 01:09:46,298
Yeah.
1350
01:09:46,694 --> 01:09:47,642
Good.
1351
01:09:48,159 --> 01:09:49,422
How are you?
1352
01:09:50,389 --> 01:09:51,901
Yeah, I know uhm...
1353
01:09:51,902 --> 01:09:53,986
I was gonna call you sooner but uh...
1354
01:09:54,539 --> 01:09:57,704
The prince and his men
followed the fairy princess ...
1355
01:09:57,705 --> 01:09:59,476
through the dark forest.
1356
01:10:00,029 --> 01:10:03,558
Only a kiss from the good prince
could break the spell ...
1357
01:10:03,559 --> 01:10:06,152
and wake her from her
deep slumber.
1358
01:10:07,681 --> 01:10:10,246
When the Prince kissed
her rosy cheek ...
1359
01:10:10,247 --> 01:10:12,506
the spell was finally broken!
1360
01:10:12,507 --> 01:10:17,244
And the Prince and Sleeping Beauty
were together at last.
1361
01:10:17,403 --> 01:10:21,247
And they all lived happily ever after.
1362
01:10:26,152 --> 01:10:27,152
Hey!
1363
01:10:27,401 --> 01:10:29,008
Prince Charming.
1364
01:10:29,299 --> 01:10:31,836
Did your mom say she was gonna be running late?
1365
01:10:31,863 --> 01:10:32,837
No.
1366
01:10:32,838 --> 01:10:34,958
I'm gonna go give her a call.
Okay?
1367
01:10:34,959 --> 01:10:37,918
Well, you stay here with my friend Steven
for a minute, is that okay?
1368
01:10:37,919 --> 01:10:38,919
Ya.
1369
01:10:42,529 --> 01:10:44,326
- So, what's your name?
- Derek.
1370
01:10:44,879 --> 01:10:47,188
Well, you did a.. a great job tonight, Derek.
1371
01:10:47,290 --> 01:10:48,275
Yeah, whatever...
1372
01:10:48,276 --> 01:10:50,906
But my motherfucking friends've
been all up in my face and shit...
1373
01:10:50,907 --> 01:10:52,788
For having have kissed a skinny-ass bitch!
1374
01:10:52,789 --> 01:10:53,799
Hey, hey!
1375
01:10:54,355 --> 01:10:56,705
- You shouldn't talk like that.
- Why the fuck not?
1376
01:10:58,569 --> 01:11:00,186
Because it's not good for you.
1377
01:11:00,251 --> 01:11:01,650
Yeah, whatever.
1378
01:11:01,651 --> 01:11:02,666
You like teach, huh?
1379
01:11:02,667 --> 01:11:04,800
Yeah... Yeah, I like teach.
1380
01:11:04,828 --> 01:11:06,141
Why? Don't you like her too?
1381
01:11:06,349 --> 01:11:08,042
But I ain't the one tappin' that ass.
1382
01:11:08,043 --> 01:11:10,036
Hey, how old are you?
Do you even know what that means?
1383
01:11:10,037 --> 01:11:11,653
I'm eight and a half, motherfucker!
1384
01:11:11,654 --> 01:11:13,383
What the fuck do you think!
1385
01:11:14,010 --> 01:11:17,010
Okay! I talked to your brother,
he's gonna be here in a half hour.
1386
01:11:17,011 --> 01:11:18,045
A'ight.
1387
01:11:25,543 --> 01:11:27,616
Thanks for being such a sport tonight.
1388
01:11:27,617 --> 01:11:30,347
By the boy's face, he thought it was this friday.
- Don't worry about it.
1389
01:11:30,348 --> 01:11:31,513
I had fun.
1390
01:11:32,104 --> 01:11:34,688
You know, I can tell the kids really like you.
You're great with them.
1391
01:11:34,689 --> 01:11:36,343
I love working with the kids.
1392
01:11:36,707 --> 01:11:38,557
I really feel like I can make a difference.
1393
01:11:39,899 --> 01:11:41,338
How about you?
1394
01:11:42,003 --> 01:11:43,403
Do you want kids some day?
1395
01:11:44,652 --> 01:11:46,352
I mean, I guess I'd be ready...
1396
01:11:46,868 --> 01:11:50,457
If I met someone I felt like
I could spend the rest of my life with.
1397
01:11:54,992 --> 01:11:57,107
Uh.. you know, I wasn't sure if I should call you, ...
1398
01:11:57,417 --> 01:11:58,417
Uhm...
1399
01:11:58,713 --> 01:12:00,885
after I left your place that night.
1400
01:12:01,813 --> 01:12:02,911
But um...
1401
01:12:03,952 --> 01:12:05,861
I'm really happy I did.
1402
01:12:09,760 --> 01:12:11,027
I've been ...
1403
01:12:11,356 --> 01:12:13,456
avoiding people lately.
1404
01:12:14,273 --> 01:12:17,118
Just, uh.. my own head trying to escape.
1405
01:12:17,972 --> 01:12:20,181
Yeah, it's scary to feel all alone in the world.
1406
01:12:20,697 --> 01:12:21,984
Yeah.
1407
01:12:23,215 --> 01:12:25,592
It's been a way of not dealing...
1408
01:12:27,423 --> 01:12:29,462
I'm tired of being like that.
1409
01:12:31,482 --> 01:12:33,579
Well, you don't have to be alone Steven.
1410
01:12:36,047 --> 01:12:37,953
I don't wanna be alone.
1411
01:13:02,475 --> 01:13:04,389
Hey! Jack.
1412
01:13:04,604 --> 01:13:06,473
Get up! We're gonna be late.
1413
01:13:06,474 --> 01:13:10,572
You know? I see your father all day every day.
I'd like to not to have to see him on a Saturday.
1414
01:13:10,573 --> 01:13:12,755
Well, I promised that we'd have
brunch with them.
1415
01:13:12,756 --> 01:13:15,049
You have to be respectful of my family.
1416
01:13:15,226 --> 01:13:18,427
You know my father doesn't like
to be.. disappointed.
1417
01:13:18,616 --> 01:13:20,177
So, uh.. get up!
1418
01:13:20,278 --> 01:13:21,684
I can't.
1419
01:13:22,800 --> 01:13:25,177
Well, that's too bad, 'cause they're expecting us.
1420
01:13:25,178 --> 01:13:27,152
That's not what I'm talking about. I...
1421
01:13:28,008 --> 01:13:31,305
I gave Steven all this advice and he.. and he
turned into a monster.
1422
01:13:31,306 --> 01:13:34,563
And now I can't look at myself
without seeing a monster too.
1423
01:13:37,785 --> 01:13:39,525
What's that supposed to mean?
1424
01:13:42,408 --> 01:13:44,089
I'm obsessed with money.
1425
01:13:44,943 --> 01:13:48,146
I'm sick. And you're my
meal-ticket and that disgusts me.
1426
01:13:54,150 --> 01:13:55,610
Jack.
1427
01:14:06,536 --> 01:14:08,010
I love you.
1428
01:14:09,202 --> 01:14:11,973
And you know that we could have
a wonderful life together.
1429
01:14:12,601 --> 01:14:14,413
So, be careful.
1430
01:14:15,907 --> 01:14:18,370
Being careful makes me miserable.
1431
01:14:23,702 --> 01:14:25,668
Steven! Break time.
1432
01:14:34,132 --> 01:14:35,038
How's your girl?
1433
01:14:35,936 --> 01:14:37,076
She's good.
1434
01:14:37,413 --> 01:14:38,509
Real good.
1435
01:14:38,559 --> 01:14:39,559
That's good.
1436
01:14:39,739 --> 01:14:42,051
- Hey, that's your pick-up over there?
- Yeah, it is.
1437
01:14:48,241 --> 01:14:49,918
- Hello, may I help you?
- Yes, um...
1438
01:14:49,919 --> 01:14:51,899
We have a reservation under Goodson.
1439
01:14:52,243 --> 01:14:53,182
Alright.
1440
01:14:53,639 --> 01:14:56,965
Oh.. I don't see anything here.
1441
01:14:56,966 --> 01:14:58,985
Oh!.. Here you are.
1442
01:14:59,164 --> 01:15:00,487
Right this way.
1443
01:15:06,492 --> 01:15:08,156
Happy Valentine's Day.
1444
01:15:08,296 --> 01:15:09,507
Thank you!
1445
01:15:12,353 --> 01:15:14,204
Oh, my God! They're beautiful.
1446
01:15:16,373 --> 01:15:17,697
I love them.
1447
01:15:18,798 --> 01:15:20,947
Well, I got something for you too.
1448
01:15:28,681 --> 01:15:30,513
I honestly wasn't expecting that.
1449
01:15:30,766 --> 01:15:32,052
I made it.
1450
01:15:32,456 --> 01:15:34,758
That's our first picture that we took together.
1451
01:15:34,759 --> 01:15:37,728
And then I figure we can fill it
with more as we go along.
1452
01:15:40,688 --> 01:15:42,106
This is great!
1453
01:15:43,753 --> 01:15:46,008
And I have another surprise for you too...
1454
01:15:49,041 --> 01:15:51,550
You've been so patient, ...
1455
01:15:52,441 --> 01:15:54,104
so wonderful...
1456
01:15:56,160 --> 01:15:57,675
I'm ready.
1457
01:16:01,347 --> 01:16:03,861
You could say something.
I thought you'd be ...
1458
01:16:03,862 --> 01:16:05,179
happy.
1459
01:16:05,180 --> 01:16:06,308
I'm happy.
1460
01:16:07,178 --> 01:16:08,727
Of course, I'm happy.
1461
01:16:09,392 --> 01:16:11,527
Well, I just feel really comfortable with you.
1462
01:16:14,146 --> 01:16:15,508
Are you alright?
1463
01:16:21,285 --> 01:16:22,289
I'm great.
1464
01:16:22,290 --> 01:16:24,512
Well, you have a really weird look
on your face.
1465
01:16:24,730 --> 01:16:25,941
What are you thinking?
1466
01:16:29,579 --> 01:16:31,506
Steven, are you even listening to me?
1467
01:16:32,618 --> 01:16:34,714
Uh.. I'll be right back.
1468
01:16:44,140 --> 01:16:45,200
Excuse me.
1469
01:16:45,221 --> 01:16:46,221
Uhm..
1470
01:16:46,843 --> 01:16:48,377
We've met before, ...
1471
01:16:48,590 --> 01:16:50,515
at my apartment. Off the Internet?
1472
01:16:50,636 --> 01:16:51,668
Yeah?!..
1473
01:16:52,798 --> 01:16:54,409
I have $ 200.
1474
01:16:54,797 --> 01:16:56,068
I need you right now.
1475
01:16:56,382 --> 01:16:58,007
I'm $ 400 an hour.
1476
01:16:58,008 --> 01:17:00,124
And the guy I'm with has me
for the whole night.
1477
01:17:00,125 --> 01:17:01,366
Well, I only have 200.
1478
01:17:01,584 --> 01:17:03,276
But I only need five minutes.
1479
01:17:04,054 --> 01:17:06,187
Just let me fuck you, alright? C'mon, we can do it
in the bathroom.
1480
01:17:08,619 --> 01:17:10,790
- Five minutes, whether you cum or not.
1481
01:17:10,791 --> 01:17:11,791
Okay.
1482
01:18:16,101 --> 01:18:19,088
Are you sure you're alright?
Like, you've been gone forever.
1483
01:18:20,393 --> 01:18:21,943
I'm fine.
Yeah.
1484
01:18:22,347 --> 01:18:23,678
What is it, your stomach?
1485
01:18:24,269 --> 01:18:25,542
No.
1486
01:18:26,208 --> 01:18:27,608
Don't worry about it.
1487
01:18:27,710 --> 01:18:30,312
Well, then let's get outta here.
1488
01:18:30,734 --> 01:18:32,921
Let's go back and...
get busy.
1489
01:18:35,316 --> 01:18:37,337
Uh.. wait one second!
1490
01:18:40,026 --> 01:18:41,026
Uh...
1491
01:18:44,773 --> 01:18:45,773
Uhm..
1492
01:18:45,839 --> 01:18:46,906
There is a...
1493
01:18:51,331 --> 01:18:53,521
- I have to tell you something.
- What?
1494
01:18:56,306 --> 01:18:57,406
Uhm...
1495
01:18:58,375 --> 01:18:59,984
I don't even know where to begin.
1496
01:19:01,233 --> 01:19:03,780
Well, whatever it's, I mean,
you could just say it.
1497
01:19:09,558 --> 01:19:11,318
I have a problem.
1498
01:19:12,023 --> 01:19:15,382
Okay, wow...
You're starting to scare me, Steven.
1499
01:19:23,716 --> 01:19:25,854
Okay. Well, I mean...
It can't be that big of a deal?
1500
01:19:29,150 --> 01:19:31,188
All I think about ...
1501
01:19:31,219 --> 01:19:33,268
is sleeping with other women.
1502
01:19:33,482 --> 01:19:34,956
Even when I'm with you.
1503
01:19:35,175 --> 01:19:36,123
What?
1504
01:19:36,132 --> 01:19:37,357
What are you saying?
1505
01:19:37,457 --> 01:19:39,525
I have sex with at least
five girls a week.
1506
01:19:40,305 --> 01:19:41,366
That's insane.
1507
01:19:41,630 --> 01:19:45,312
I m.., that's... What, do you need help,
or you wanna talk to somebody, or...
1508
01:19:45,313 --> 01:19:46,630
No! You don't get it!
1509
01:19:48,724 --> 01:19:50,837
I've just fucked a hooker in the bathroom ...
1510
01:19:51,391 --> 01:19:52,751
for $ 200.
1511
01:19:52,752 --> 01:19:53,752
What?
1512
01:19:56,094 --> 01:19:57,607
Here.
1513
01:19:58,836 --> 01:20:00,592
Here tonight?
1514
01:20:01,709 --> 01:20:03,171
I'm sorry.
1515
01:20:23,975 --> 01:20:24,975
I just...
1516
01:20:27,776 --> 01:20:29,739
I just can't be with you anymore.
1517
01:20:50,337 --> 01:20:53,372
You know you gotta hold this for me, right?
It's part of the job description.
1518
01:20:55,064 --> 01:20:56,087
Let me see it.
1519
01:21:01,940 --> 01:21:04,024
With this ring I thee wed.
1520
01:21:05,819 --> 01:21:07,558
With this ring you are dead.
1521
01:21:07,559 --> 01:21:09,851
Ey, with this ring I'm a
very rich man.
1522
01:21:09,954 --> 01:21:12,595
- Alright? Shut up the fuck up and be happy for me once.
- Why?
1523
01:21:12,908 --> 01:21:14,417
Anything being happy was part of your big plan...
1524
01:21:14,418 --> 01:21:17,247
- Well, at least pretend.
- Well, I guess I'm just not as good at that as you are.
1525
01:21:17,421 --> 01:21:18,739
You are hopeless!
1526
01:21:18,740 --> 01:21:22,549
You know? What, Steve? I'm supposed to be all sad
and regretful that I'm selling out. Is that it? Yeah?
1527
01:21:22,550 --> 01:21:25,254
Hey! I'm a big fucking sell out!
1528
01:21:28,552 --> 01:21:29,652
I admitted it.
1529
01:21:29,653 --> 01:21:31,430
In the house of god
I admitted it.
1530
01:21:31,431 --> 01:21:32,431
And I haven't been struck down ...
1531
01:21:32,432 --> 01:21:34,778
I.. I haven't been cursed.
'Cause no one cares, Steve!
1532
01:21:34,779 --> 01:21:37,482
No one cares that I can't stand her,
that I never wanna have sex with her, ...
1533
01:21:37,483 --> 01:21:39,953
and that the sound of her voice
makes my balls tight!
1534
01:21:39,954 --> 01:21:43,860
All of the joy her father brings me
treating me like a.. like a failure.
1535
01:21:43,861 --> 01:21:46,850
And her mother is the most neurotic lunatic
of them all.
1536
01:21:47,825 --> 01:21:50,182
Jack, we are about to begin!
Let's go!
1537
01:21:51,081 --> 01:21:52,801
Okay, thanks. I'll be there in a sec.
1538
01:22:08,501 --> 01:22:10,389
Fuck you and all your bullshit advice!
1539
01:22:10,509 --> 01:22:12,596
And fuck me for listening to it!
1540
01:22:12,699 --> 01:22:15,188
I mean, do you have any idea what I've become?
I make myself sick now!
1541
01:22:15,554 --> 01:22:18,748
Amelia was the best thing that ever happened to me
and I couldn't help myself from ruining it!
1542
01:22:19,566 --> 01:22:22,002
And, and.. and now there's.. there's this thing that just.. keeps ...
1543
01:22:22,003 --> 01:22:24,148
eating away at me and I can't take it anymore!
1544
01:22:24,180 --> 01:22:25,731
And, you know what? I'm gonna do something about it!
1545
01:22:25,732 --> 01:22:27,257
Oh, good! I'm gonna go to Tahiti ...
1546
01:22:27,258 --> 01:22:31,355
on a $ 90.000 a week yacht
and start my new life as ridiculously wealthy man!
1547
01:22:32,077 --> 01:22:33,380
Fuck you, Jack.
1548
01:22:34,271 --> 01:22:35,884
Ey, fuck you!
1549
01:22:36,740 --> 01:22:40,670
Fuck both of you!
Jack, come on! Everyone's ready. Now!
1550
01:23:14,239 --> 01:23:16,637
The thing inside me never finished me off.
1551
01:23:17,209 --> 01:23:19,927
It did it's best to carve me hollow but I squeaked by.
1552
01:23:20,967 --> 01:23:23,282
I went to rehab
to try to be human again.
1553
01:23:24,212 --> 01:23:26,007
I wanted my spirit back.
1554
01:23:27,950 --> 01:23:30,721
I wanted to be good enough to be with
somebody real.
1555
01:23:31,010 --> 01:23:34,834
Free from the poison of the airbrushed and mass-marketed fantasies.
1556
01:23:36,138 --> 01:23:39,718
Hopefully now I would have the strength to see beauty
with my eyes closed.
1557
01:23:40,307 --> 01:23:42,683
Because I would feel it in my heart.
1558
01:23:42,992 --> 01:23:45,088
... and I would drink at least
30 cups of coffee a day.
1559
01:23:48,011 --> 01:23:50,613
I got fired from my job but I didn't care about that.
1560
01:23:52,069 --> 01:23:53,619
I was an animal.
1561
01:23:57,558 --> 01:23:58,969
I was a machine.
1562
01:24:01,977 --> 01:24:03,026
But um...
1563
01:24:05,535 --> 01:24:07,310
I'm ready to ...
1564
01:24:07,975 --> 01:24:10,352
take the first steps towards ...
1565
01:24:11,808 --> 01:24:13,733
sexual sobriety.
1566
01:24:24,359 --> 01:24:26,234
The thing inside me still lives.
1567
01:24:26,449 --> 01:24:27,924
That's a fact.
1568
01:24:28,751 --> 01:24:31,133
Now it's just a matter of having the soul to battle him ...
1569
01:24:31,650 --> 01:24:33,863
day by day.
1570
01:24:42,761 --> 01:24:44,104
I know ...
1571
01:24:44,105 --> 01:24:46,097
you don't want anything to do with me right now, ...
1572
01:24:47,627 --> 01:24:49,480
but we should be together.
1573
01:24:52,267 --> 01:24:54,203
I want you to give me another chance.
1574
01:24:55,713 --> 01:24:59,050
You know, there is a reason
that I didn't return any of your phone calls.
1575
01:24:59,602 --> 01:25:01,510
I know it was horrible, what I did.
1576
01:25:02,362 --> 01:25:04,175
I don't think you are capable of knowing.
1577
01:25:04,176 --> 01:25:05,361
That's not true.
1578
01:25:11,137 --> 01:25:13,738
I'll always feel I broke something
I can never fix, ...
1579
01:25:14,968 --> 01:25:16,988
by hurting you like that.
1580
01:25:19,383 --> 01:25:21,721
Well, I guess that's just the price
you'll have to pay.
1581
01:25:28,402 --> 01:25:29,820
Just leave.
1582
01:25:33,643 --> 01:25:35,004
Amelia, come on, please...
1583
01:25:35,257 --> 01:25:37,182
Get outta here, Steven!
I'm not kidding!
1584
01:25:47,470 --> 01:25:49,290
I can't blame her for not wanting
to be with me ...
1585
01:25:49,291 --> 01:25:51,413
after I defiled her wholesome
sense of humanity.
1586
01:25:51,414 --> 01:25:52,692
"Defiled her wholesome", what?
1587
01:25:53,171 --> 01:25:55,209
I don't know what the Hell you're talking about.
1588
01:25:55,386 --> 01:25:57,575
But it sounds like you fucked it up
pretty bad with teach.
1589
01:25:57,678 --> 01:25:58,913
You're right, I did.
1590
01:25:59,164 --> 01:26:02,611
Well, you should get your ass back in there and figure out
how you can get another piece of that booty.
1591
01:26:02,612 --> 01:26:04,362
It's not all about booty anymore.
1592
01:26:04,363 --> 01:26:06,402
Shit, it's always about booty!
1593
01:26:07,331 --> 01:26:09,745
I tell you, Derek. A few months ago I definitely would've agreed with you, but ...
1594
01:26:09,746 --> 01:26:11,061
believe me...
1595
01:26:11,062 --> 01:26:12,697
You couldn't further from the truth.
1596
01:26:12,910 --> 01:26:15,783
Teach always says,
"If someone says they're sorry, ...
1597
01:26:15,848 --> 01:26:18,790
you accept their apology
and give them another chance."
1598
01:26:19,269 --> 01:26:21,579
I didn't actually say, "I'm sorry".
1599
01:26:21,580 --> 01:26:23,575
You never said you're sorry?!
1600
01:26:23,716 --> 01:26:25,816
What kind of way is that to win back a woman?
1601
01:26:25,817 --> 01:26:27,622
You better go back in there and tell her you're sorry.
1602
01:26:27,799 --> 01:26:29,029
And after that ...
1603
01:26:29,030 --> 01:26:32,112
you better pray she's gonna fucking trust you again.
1604
01:26:32,214 --> 01:26:34,817
You're eight and a half years old, Derek!
You shouldn't keep talking like that.
1605
01:26:35,069 --> 01:26:37,395
It's what got you sent
to the principal's office in the first place.
1606
01:26:37,760 --> 01:26:39,706
I'm nine now, bitch!
1607
01:26:48,174 --> 01:26:50,240
I just wanna say, "I'm sorry".
1608
01:26:50,477 --> 01:26:51,450
What?
1609
01:26:55,236 --> 01:26:57,592
I never said the words,
"I'm sorry".
1610
01:27:00,288 --> 01:27:02,315
Okay, fine.
1611
01:27:02,316 --> 01:27:03,516
You said them.
1612
01:27:04,030 --> 01:27:05,399
Now go.
1613
01:27:05,400 --> 01:27:07,197
Well, Derek told me that
if I said I'm sorry, ...
1614
01:27:07,198 --> 01:27:10,225
you'd have to accept my apology
and give me a second chance.
1615
01:27:11,530 --> 01:27:14,300
Aren't those your school rules?
1616
01:27:14,301 --> 01:27:17,049
So, now you're taking advice from an
eight-and-a-half-year-old ...
1617
01:27:17,050 --> 01:27:19,487
who spends most of his free time in detention, ...
1618
01:27:19,488 --> 01:27:22,195
because he can't control himself from cursing.
1619
01:27:23,729 --> 01:27:26,116
Maybe he'll get some help and grow out of it.
1620
01:27:26,752 --> 01:27:28,715
And, and.. and he's nine.
1621
01:27:28,716 --> 01:27:30,184
He's a little boy ...
1622
01:27:30,909 --> 01:27:32,114
from a broken home, ...
1623
01:27:32,115 --> 01:27:34,989
who's angry
and starved for attention.
1624
01:27:35,786 --> 01:27:37,268
You're a grown man ...
1625
01:27:37,269 --> 01:27:39,533
who had someone, who really cared about you, ...
1626
01:27:40,316 --> 01:27:43,698
and you just couldn't keep it
in your pants.
1627
01:27:45,643 --> 01:27:47,607
It's a bad comparison.
1628
01:27:47,767 --> 01:27:50,257
Look, I'm not asking you to forget
everything that happened.
1629
01:27:50,960 --> 01:27:52,595
I'm just begging you to trust me enough ...
1630
01:27:52,596 --> 01:27:54,465
to open up your door a tiny bit.
1631
01:27:55,094 --> 01:27:57,864
And it wouldn't be just you trusting me,
I'd also be trusting myself.
1632
01:27:57,865 --> 01:28:00,269
Because I'd rather die
then hurt you again.
1633
01:28:02,251 --> 01:28:04,672
I just don't wanna live in a world
where there's not even a ...
1634
01:28:04,735 --> 01:28:07,074
hope, for a chance of a future between us.
1635
01:28:07,156 --> 01:28:08,768
Why should there be?
1636
01:28:09,133 --> 01:28:11,473
Because I know who I am
when I'm with you.
1637
01:28:13,040 --> 01:28:15,232
And that's the person I wanna be.
1638
01:28:16,200 --> 01:28:20,292
And I know who you are when you're with me.
And that's the person I wanna be with.
1639
01:28:22,425 --> 01:28:24,766
You really think you know all that.
1640
01:28:26,859 --> 01:28:29,123
I think that's the only thing I know for sure.
1641
01:28:40,168 --> 01:28:41,699
You know the best thing, ...
1642
01:28:41,801 --> 01:28:44,611
about seeing the world through
the eyes of a nine-year-old, ...
1643
01:28:47,081 --> 01:28:49,289
is that anything seems possible.
1644
01:28:50,874 --> 01:28:53,853
And that happy-endings are, just like,
right around the corner.
1645
01:28:57,978 --> 01:29:00,429
Too bad we all have to grow up some day, huh?
1646
01:29:00,795 --> 01:29:05,117
Yeah, but when you're a kid you should believe
in a perfect ending, where everything's glassy and neat.
1647
01:29:05,464 --> 01:29:08,030
But when you're all grown up
you can still have your happy-ending too.
1648
01:29:08,031 --> 01:29:10,179
It just happens to be a version where
there's always some ...
1649
01:29:10,507 --> 01:29:12,668
pain along the way and nothing's easy.
1650
01:29:15,251 --> 01:29:18,644
And you have to be ready and willing
to earn it.
1651
01:29:33,258 --> 01:29:34,468
Take a sit.
1652
01:29:38,556 --> 01:29:39,998
I um...
1653
01:29:40,311 --> 01:29:42,238
I have to finish grading this homework.
1654
01:30:13,662 --> 01:30:19,662
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1655
01:30:19,673 --> 01:30:23,673
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1656
01:30:23,674 --> 01:30:27,218
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