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[COMPUTER BEEPING]

Dr. Weinberger,
the data I'm getting
on SE-2020 via the DSS

shows that it's
moving out of the
scheduled orbit.

Punch up SE-2020
with coordinates.

Check the orbit deviation
and alert Canberra.

I'll be right there.

We've lost
the satellite
over Queensland.

They're programmed to
self-destruct if they
stray from orbit.

[COMPUTER BEEPING]

Canberra lost it
when we did.

Order a copy
of all transmissions

to DSN stations
in the last 24 hours.

[GRUNTS]

[BELCHES]

See, it landed,
and then Australia
lost transmission.

Looks like the US government
has itself a problem
in Australia.

[WHOOPING]

Oh, crikey!

Terri, get around.
Get the catching bag!

These lizards are
like land crocodiles!

And their teeth,
they're like
tiger sharks!

And if you get
too close... Whack!
They'll tail-whack ya!

[GRUNTS]

Oh, you're a slippery
little guy.

What a stinger!

[WHOOPING]

[COUGHS]

[GROANS]

[GRUNTS]

Close!

Not only can they
run like blazes,

but they can also scale
these sharp rocks

like it's going
out of fashion.

Now, this is
his territory.

And up in there,
he'll have a couple
of good-looking girls,

good-looking Sheilas,
just waiting for him.

[GROANS]

He gave me the slip.
Oh, that's all right.

Have a look at this!

Poo! Perentie poo!

Oh, what a beauty!

[SNIFFS] Whew!

That's some good
Perentie poo, all right.

Now, this can tell me
a lot about the animal.

What we've got in
here is pig's ear,

snake skin,

a little bit of lizard skin.
Oh, and check this out!

A lizard claw!

And that's from
another lizard.

You know,
the Perentie,
he's the master.

He sits up here
in the escarpment,

watching out of his
nice, cool tunnel.

Watching, waiting.
Sees a bit of movement.

They can spot
anything moving
from 300 meters away!

Way down there
in the sand dunes.

Spots it.
Goes down. Waits.

Runs out! Strikes!
Lacerate!

And then swallow
it down whole.

Come back up here
into the cool retreat.

Now, this is
really important.

I'm going to
save this for later.

TERRI: We're here
in the Outback

on a field study
trip for the zoo.

We're hoping to
find some of the
more unlovable

of Australia's creatures
for research.

Here's your poo, mate.

We're heading
for snake country!

Australia is home
to the most venomous
snakes in the world.

And with a bit of luck,
we're gonna find some.

Okay, Sue,
in the truck.

This is going to be
a great adventure!
Right, mate?

[ENGINE STARTS]

You never know
what's out there.

Wheeler.Archer.

Must be good
if they got us
in here at 3:00 a.m.

[GROANS]

Ron.

Oh, Wheeler.

Good to see ya.

At 22:00 hours,
East Coast time,

a US satellite's
orbit was terminated
over Australia

due to
mechanical failure.

The primary function
of this device was
intelligence collection.

Gentlemen.
Thanks for coming in
at such short notice.

The downed satellite
collected sensitive
photographic data.

The equivalent
of a million images
worldwide

are stored inside
the hard drive of this.

The black box.

Mmm-hmm.

A beacon.
An alpha-proton beacon.

Developed for
a Mars mission.

Designed to
withstand landing

in the most extreme
conditions conceivable.

I didn't know
any were operational.

As far as any of us
are concerned, none are.

We have every
reason to believe that
the beacon survived.

Should it end up
in the wrong hands,

it has enough
documentation to change
the power structure

of the entire
modern world.

Have you picked up
any kind of signal?

Twice in the last
four hours. Australia
received transmission.

That's encouraging.

It's inconsistent.

Either there's damage,
or someone's beaten us
to the site.

Well, we'll hope
for damage.

Outside this room,
we're leaking word of
a routine parts pick-up.

Standard satellite junk.

We can't risk tipping
anyone to the potential
of this thing.

Translation?

You'll only have
basic local support.
One operative.

So it's really
on the two of you.

Gentleman, you leave
first thing in the morning.

North Queensland.

Australia.

Thank God it's
a friendly country.

[GROANS]

Leave my cows alone!

[COWS MOOING]

So, you think
you're going to get away
with it that easy, do ya?

I don't think so!

This is private
property, you know?

You dirty, rotten,
stinking mongrel!

Oh, no.

Poor Daisy.

You no-good,
cattle-stealing
handbag.

Now, go on,
nick off!

[DOGS BARKING]

Hey, hey!

Get down. Down.

What do you want?

Well, if you
call off your dogs,
I'll let you know.

[WHISTLES]

I'd offer you
a cold drink, but I
don't want you to stay.

I know since Otis died
you've had

a hard time
on your own with
the cattle, but...

You don't know
anything about
me and my cattle.

Look, I know you've
been shooting up a
storm on the river.

Half a dozen people
have called in to say so.

[EXCLAIMS]

Brozzie, what you're
doing could get you into a
serious amount of trouble.

How come
it's illegal for
me to kill a croc,

but it's not illegal
for that same croc
to kill my cows, eh?

The law is the law.
You just gotta work within
the legal boundaries.

You work within
the legal boundaries.
I'll work with a shotgun.

Now, I'm warning you.
Put the gun away.
I'll find a solution.

Don't do something
you'll regret.

You're standing here,
so I guess I already have.
Now, rack off, Sam!

Get your scrawny bottom
back in that truck before
I sic the dogs on you.

Ooh.

Come on.
Chop, chop.

You're trespassing
on my land, you know.

I mean it, Brozzie.

So do I.

[ENGINE STARTS]

It's croc-killing time.

It's croc-saving time!

STEVE: We've had to
interrupt our great adventure

to help some
local fishermen with
a problem crocodile.

Come on, Sue.

STEVE: In this case,
the crocodile
sees the fishermen

as the source
of its food supply.

And this young tacker
has been getting
very cheeky.

The last few months,
a crocodile has been
causing trouble

around here where
people are swimming.

[ENGINE STARTS]

Now what happens when
the blokes come back
from fishing

is they filet their
fish, throw all the
scraps in the water,

and, of course,
that encourages the
croc to hang around.

And now,
everybody that
comes down here

is scared
the croc's going to
have a go at 'em.

STEVE: As the world
population explodes,

our wildlife is
under increasing
pressure to survive

as natural habitat
diminishes every single day.

Our job is to
locate the croc,

jump it, try and
get it into the boat

and then relocate it
into a section
of the river

where it'll never
run into a conflict
with people again.

Now, it's not
the croc's fault.

He doesn't come into
our swimming pool.

We're actually
going into his.

They're apex predators
right at the top of
the food chain

and without crocodiles,
the whole ecosystem
would suffer.

We've got to
catch this croc.

Otherwise,
they'll shoot it dead

and turn it into boots,
bags and belts.

STEVE: During the day,
a crocodile in this river

can remain
almost invisible.

But when night falls,

our spotlights should
lead us to him like
a signpost.

And I'll face the
added danger

of having to catch
this crocodile by hand.

Steve's been catching
crocodiles this way

with his dad since
he was a small boy.

But the real dangerous part
is judging the size of the
croc before jumping it.

We're looking
for eye shine.

Crocodiles are
ambush predators.

They rely on camouflage.

But in the spotlight,
their eyes shine bright red

which enables us to
sneak right up on them.

Got it. Got it, mate! Got it!
Keep your spottie right on it.

Get around.
Get around.
Get around.

STEVE: Here is a battle
of strength and endurance.

The only way
to toss this croc
is to wear him out.

He's got the strength
of three blokes my size!

Get the top jaw rope!

STEVE: Our only means
of restraining him
is via a top jaw rope.

Get her with
a top jaw rope!

It's critical to get
his top jaw secured.

Lassoing those gnashing,
thrashing teeth
doesn't come easy.

Get it on, mate!

I can't get it. She's
thrashing too hard!

STEVE: If I loosen my grip,
he'll rip me to shreds.

Go! Go! Go!

I got it. I got it.
Hang onto her.
I'll tie her off.

The second top jaw rope
is not on really good.

[WHIMPERS]

TERRI: Protect Suey.
Get the top jaw rope.

[SIGHS]

Too easy, mate.

[LAUGHS]

I called you in
because you're an Aussie.

I have an important
assignment for you.

It appears the CIA
are sending two undercover
field operatives to Australia

to retrieve
the SE-2020's
data recorder.

I thought that satellite
surveillance was your
department's domain.

It is. But Reynolds
got the jump on me.

He bypassed the National
Reconnaissance Office

before I got a
chance to respond.

He's after the top job,
and this could just give
him the edge over me.

What do you
want me to do?

Get the beacon before
Archer and Wheeler.

Australia's main industries
are mining and agriculture.

Coal is the most
important resource,

followed by copper,
lead and bauxite.

It's a decent cover.

Let's go with
mineral exploration.

We're taking
the mobile antenna?Yeah.

This sure doesn't look
like your average satellite
recovery situation,

does it?

The Aussie contact
won't figure it out.

Well,

this is all I need.

Come on.

There's nothing
that's gonna hurt you
in Australia.

STEVE: This is
the fierce snake.

Whoa, whoa.
Come here, mate.

The most venomous
snake in the world!
This is one wild unit.

This is the snake
you don't want to
get tagged by

because it possesses
enough venom to
kill 150,000 rats.

But who cares?

This bloke could
have enough venom
in one bite

to kill 100 blokes
my size.

Look at the coloration.
Beautiful coloration.

Hey, hey! Hey, hey!
Settle down, mate.

[SNAKE HISSES]

You wouldn't want
to take a whack off
a snake this size.

You can see behind his head,
that's his venom glands.

Whoo!

This is where you see
the work of my dad,
is right here.

He taught me
to be one-on-one
with the snake.

To be at one with it.
To feel it in my fingers.

To allow the snake to feel
that it's in no danger.

Settle down, sweetheart.
Settle down now.

She's just trying to
tag Steve-o on the face.
I know you are, sweetheart.

You're a beautiful snake.
You're absolutely gorgeous.

It's starting to flatten
its throat out now.

So it's just
starting to get
a little aggressive.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hey, hey!

Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Whoa, whoa!

You're all right, mate.
Hey, hey! Settle down.
Settle down.

See, it's coming
back on me.
Comin' back real fast.

These snakes seem
to know the toxicity
of their own venom.

You can see it's swinging
around, it's agitated, the
neck's starting to puff up.

That rapid tongue flicking.
It's getting upset.

Make no doubt about it,

it'd whack its fangs
into me at any
given moment.

See how it keeps
lining me up?

It's getting really,
really grumpy.

Beautiful snake!

[SNAKE HISSES]

You're just
a little grumpy now.
They're just like people.

She just wants to
move away from me.

A lot of people think
that snakes are evil,
ugly monsters

that cruise around
killing people.

And those fangs,
those fangs, they're like
hypodermic needles.

Two hypodermic needles
sitting in the back of
their head, ready to...

Whoa!

Whoa, hey, hey, hey.
Settle down, sweetheart.

How was that
for a swing?
Straight at me!

How's these flies?
Look at, right in me eyes!

It's so dry and hot out here,
the flies are coming
into my eyes for a drink!

Any form of moisture.

Whoo! She's starting
to settle down now.
Get off me!

Look at this.
Nice and quiet.

Look at her.
What a beauty.

I call it "her" 'cause
I'm in love with her now.

She knows that
I mean her no harm.

What a beautiful snake.
You know what?
I'm a professional.

You see a snake like this,
don't muck with it.

And one thing's for sure,
don't try this at home!

Far too dangerous.

This snake could have
enough venom to kill me

and 100 other blokes
out here in the west.

What an honor
to share territory,
to share space

with such a
beautiful animal!

Oh, steamer.

I got to tell you,
I'd rather deal
with this snake

than a lot of people I know.

I reckon that people are
much more dangerous.

[SNAKE HISSES]

No questions?

Gentlemen, that
concludes this briefing.

MAN: Yes, sir.

Reynolds, do you
have a second?

Sure.

I was surprised
with the selection of
the Australian mission.

Surprised
or disappointed?

Both. The second member of
the team should have been
from my department.

Wheeler will do
just fine.

Fine isn't really
what my division
aims for.

Wheeler's got
excellent support.

I've got
no doubts about their
chances for success.

So you won't be offended
if I keep a close eye
on the situation?

There's a line.
We'll both know if
you've crossed over it.

[SIGHS]

Brozzie.

Brozzie.

[COWBELLS CHIME]

[DOGS BARKING]

[DOGS BARKING]

Oh, sugar! Oh!

Go on! Go on!
Get away! Go on!

Get away!
Get away! Shoo!

Brozzie!

Get away! Go on!
Shoo! Shoo, doggies!

Go on, shoo, shoo!
Go home! Go home!

Hey, hey,
look, look here.

[COWBELLS CHIMING]

[PANTING]

[DOGS GROWL]

Brozzie.

Don't bother
getting out.

I won't.Good.

Perfectly content to
stay where I am, thanks.

What is it this time?

I've got some
good news for you.

You've been fired
from Fauna and Fisheries?

No, I've found some
experts for us on crocs.

Unless they work
in a belt factory,
I'm not interested.

The Irwins are
relocation specialists.
Best in the country.

Oh, really?
Maybe I could have them
over for afternoon tea.

Throw a nice, big
croc on the barbie.

Yeah, well, I've asked
the main office to get
in touch with them.

You can tell
the main office

that I'll be getting
in touch with a croc
on my own, thank you.

Oh, come on, Brozzie,
they're experts.

Now, go on, nick off!

[DOGS BARKING]

Oh, sugar.

See you've been
feeding my dogs.

What's the
Aussie guy's name?

Jo Buckley.

Jo, huh?

Jo Buckley.
Welcome to Queensland.

Vaughan Archer.

[IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]
Bob Wheeler.

[BOTH CLEAR THROAT]

Looks like an
interesting place.

We always say
we've got something
here for everyone.

Have you got any
immediate requests?

Yeah. Okay.No, thanks.

We're anxious to
get on the road.

The vehicle
looks good.

What's the story
with this?

Oh, kangaroos.

STEVE: Roo bars
or bull bars

are often the cause
of sudden death

for wildlife
here in the Outback.

Millions of animals
die every year from
collisions with vehicles.

Kangaroos, in particular,
are getting clobbered
all over the bush.

What a shame!

And this is
a tragedy that we
see all too often

out here on the
Outback roads
in Australia.

Part of our job
is to pull the carcass
back off the road

so that any wildlife
that comes to feed on it

doesn't get clobbered
by another vehicle.

Steve, she's got a joey.

Come here.
We might have a chance
to save her baby.

There's a girl.

She feels cold.

Does she?
I'll tell you what,
mate, I'll nurse her.

If you whip
your shirt off,

we'll give her
something warm
to cuddle up in.

A joey this size would
never fend for herself.

She's going to need us
to help her survive.

We've been
adoptive parents

for joey kangaroos
for many, many years.

And we successfully
raised them

and got them back out
into the wilds of Australia
where they belong.

But I tell you what,

they take
a heck of a lot of
nurturing and caring.

You all right?
Come on, girls.
Let's go.

Oh, you're kicking!
Come on.

And just as well,
we're prepared for
any wildlife emergency.

We have to feed her
just like a baby,

every couple of hours
around the clock.

Here we go,
sweetheart.

You ready?

Okay, just like
in mama's pouch.
Upside-down.

Hmm.

This will teach you
to go after my cows,

you no-good,
rotten crocodile.

A nice, juicy
chicken for ya.

WHEELER: How long
are you gonna need
with all this stuff?

Until I hook up
with the network,

I won't know if there's
a problem with the beacon
or it's just our equipment.

It won't take me long
to set up the antenna.

Need some help?

I got it covered.

What about you?
Anything you need?

He's the technical guy.
I'm strategy.

Oh.

Uh, as long as we've
got some down time,
how about you and I...

I'll get some rest.

[SCOFFS]

Here. You'll need that.

Right here on the ground?

There's nothing out
here to worry about.

STEVE: This is the
bird-eating spider!

The largest arachnid
in Australia!

I'm just going to see
if I can get a stick,
because she is...

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
See that movement?

These guys are
ambush predators.

They just
launch themselves
onto their prey,

hang onto it with
their front legs

and just drive their
fangs right into it!

See how she's
got her legs up?
Have a look at this.

That's not the
spider shaking.
That's me shaking!

These things
make me nervous.
And here's why.

See her little legs
sticking up?

Whoa, whoa!
You're all right,
sweetheart.

You're all right.
You're all right.

Crikey!

[WHOOPING]

But what they do is they
wait for their food source
to come to them.

Ow, crikey! Ant just
bit me on the back.

This is scary, I tell you.
I'm, like, so nervous.

They'll wait down
in their hole

and then when the cool
of night comes,

they'll climb up
the web of their hole

and they're sitting right
at the front of their
hole, just like this,

in the full
ambush position.

You all right,
sweetheart?

There! Whoo! There she is.
Just like that. Ready.

Any animal that
she can overpower

and kill with her venom,
that's her target.

Animal like a mouse,
a frog, a lizard, geckos,

small birds, grasshoppers,
anything comes past.

She'll wait in the
ambush position,

fly out of the hole,
grab it, and whack!

Drive those huge
great fangs right into
its chest cavity!

They've got
very toxic venom,

super-toxic venom,
and a lot of it!

Their fangs,
larger than a snake's!

Crikey, they're
powerful animals!

Sometimes, they'll
actually kill their prey

just with the force,
the ferocity

of that hit and
the fangs going in.

That's how powerful
they are.

Let me just see
if I can demonstrate
her fangs.

Get out of my
eyes, flies.
Not now! Get out.

Come on, buddy.
Come on, sweetheart.

You're all right, mate.

Whoa.

Stop there.
Stop there, babe.
Stop there.

[SPIDER HISSES]

[EXCLAIMS]

That was a strike.
That was a strike.

I upset her.

This is nature's way.
She's a grumpy girl.

She's a beautiful
Sheila, actually.

Show us your fangs,
sweetheart.

Right there!

Have a look at the
size of these things!

Look at that!
Oh, look at 'em
driving into the stick!

Whoo! You can
feel them grinding
into the stick.

Has she got
a set of fangs
on her, or what?

Have a go at that!
Look at this!

There they are,

bigger than most
of the Australian
snakes' fangs.

[EXCLAIMS]

She just injected
a bit of venom there.

Have a go...
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Sorry, sweetheart.

That "whoa,"
my breath,
scared her

and she got really
nervous and had
a bit of a strike there.

Have a go at this.
Look at that.

Look at the droplets
of venom on that stick.

Real syrupy thick venom!
And she'd have a lot of it.

We should get
this girl back
to Australia Zoo

so as we can
do research on the
toxicity of the venom.

And that will give us
the indication

of how we can
best look after them
and this entire environment.

She's a beautiful girl,
all right. Really nice.

But I tell you what,

whatever you do,
don't ever try and
wrangle a spider.

I'd hate to get
this amount of venom
stuck into my veins.

I reckon it would be
one heck of a rough journey.
Could even kill me.

Hey, Ter! Hey, Terri!
Can you get a container?

I've got a big
bird-eater, mate!

Whoo!

Breeding season is
a real bummer for the
male bird-eating spider

because after
they mate,

the female kills
and eats him.

Come on, sweetheart.

[EXCLAIMING]

Throw the
lid on, mate.Careful, Steve.

[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

They say I've got
nerves of steel,

except when I'm
dealing with spiders.

Have a go at this.
In this hole, I reckon
we're onto something.

What we've got here
is a beautiful hole.

You can see
tripwires out in front.
Here's one, two, three.

And that's what
stimulates the spider,
whammo!

Strike and hit.
Whoo! Good hole!

It's not completely
understood why or how
they build these holes.

And it's pretty... Ah!

Just kidding.

If we have a
look down in there,
here's a chamber.

And here's what
was in the chamber.

Pretty well busted up.

Couple of...
Ooh, gooey.

...fang marks
in the abdomen there.

She's had a feed
on this bloke!

This was actually,
uh, her husband.

He probably mated with her

over the last couple
of days or the last
couple of nights.

Whammo!
"I'm finished with you."

Well, seems pretty harsh,
but this is nature's way.

STEVE: We were
heading further
into the Outback,

when out of the blue,
a call from the Department
of Fauna and Fisheries

suddenly changed our plans.

The local ranger,
Sam Flynn,

is having a problem with a large, rogue crocodile on a river just north of here,

and he needs our help.

It seems a big ol' croc
has been giving a rancher
a hard time

and the situation
is way out of hand.

The wildlife service
needs our help.

It sounds like the
rancher is tough.
Real tough.

And the croc
sounds good.
Real good.

Yeah.

From what we've heard,
someone needs
to be relocated.

We could go in at night,
shine a light in the
rancher's eyes,

jump on her back,
throw her in the boat,

wrap a rope
around her head,

and then
we could take her
to a new river system.

But we're not that brave.
We're going after the croc!

[SNORING]

[ROARS]

Rack off!
Nick off, go on!

[GROWLS]

[SCREAMS]

I'll get you, you rotten...
Show us your eyes. Come on.

[SCREAMING]

Now I got ya,
ya mongrel!

[SHOTGUN CLICKS]

Oh, dear.

Oh.

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

JO: Everything okay?

I lost it again.

Thanks.

Either it's damaged
or it's in the river.

Submersion in water would
affect the transmission
of the signal.

Well, the inflatable
on top has got a
decent outboard motor.

And I also packed
a depth finder and
an underwater scanner.

So, if we end up
fishing for it,
we should be covered.

You Aussies think
of everything, don't you?

[CHUCKLES]

What did you bring
to protect us
from alligators?

Crocodiles in
this country.

Same thing.

Hardly.
You'll know it if
you meet a croc.

[COMPUTER BEEPS]It's back!

Snake!

[TIRES SCREECH]

Have a go
at this whopper!

[WHOOPING]
Hey, hey, hey!

This is a King...
Hey!

King Brown. Babe,
get the catching bag!

King Brown. You can
see why they call
him King Brown.

This is a snake rescue.

We need to
take him with us and
set him up somewhere

where he's not
going to run into
a conflict with cars.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Nuts!

King Brown snake.
Member of the
black snake family.

Come out here
onto the road

trying to get
a little bit of sunlight,
heat up in the morning.

Whoo!

See the way
when he flattens
his neck out?

That typical
cobra neck flattening?

What he's doing
is he's saying,
"I'm venomous,

"I'm wild,
and I'll bite ya!"

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Did you see that?

You wouldn't want to
take a bite around here.

[WHOOPING]

Their venom is
highly necrotic.

That means you rot
and things drop off.

[WHOOPS] I'd hate
to get bitten there.

Steady, mate. Steady,
steady, you're all right.

And this snake
species actually has
the highest venom yield

of any snake in Australia.

Pretty soon,
he'll settle down.

He'll work out that
I mean him no harm.

It's a real good thing
that me and Terri
came along.

Otherwise, the next car
down this track would
have slaughtered him.

And they're quick
and they'll eat
other snakes.

There's not
another snake...
Hey.

...that they'd come across
that they wouldn't eat.

In fact,
this big bloke here,

he probably
would have eaten

other venomous snakes
of his species.

They can actually
be cannibalistic.
Get out of my eyes!

Whoa, whoa, whoa,
don't bite my boot!

Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.

Right behind his head,
right in there,

are two huge
venom glands.

And he'd be able
to belt in, like two
hypodermic needles

around about
300 milligrams
of venom in one hit.

Terri, where's
the catching bag?

Got it!

Good one, mate.

Go! Twist.

Whoo! King Brown!

That's one snake to release,
and one croc to catch.

ARCHER: We got
a couple of problems.

The beacon's still
transmitting the
intermittent signal,

which means it's
probably at the
bottom of the river.

And I got a partner
who won't want to
get his gun wet.

It's on this property.
The river should be
right down there.

So we run our cover,
gain access and, uh,
execute.

What about the dogs?

We'll take our chances.

[CHICKENS CLUCKING]

We're set.
No one's around
to get in the way.

You look beat.

We got trouble
with the satellite
investigation.

Personnel or hardware?

Possibly both.

Do you need me
to stay on in case
anything comes in?

Yeah, if you don't mind.

No, of course not.

I've got a State
Department reception
at the embassy with Ansell.

If I don't show,
could send up a flare
there's a problem.

And the last thing
we need is for anyone

to think there's
a leak in the boat.

We're looking for
a big male croc.

Probably around
the 12 to 14 foot mark.

And according
to the ranger,

he's dominated this
section of the river
for quite some time.

All of the riverbank
in this area is
private property.

But to a big
old croc, this is
his territory.

It's a real shame
when people come along
and they want him out.

Finding him
could take days,
even weeks.

And he's probably
watching us right now.

I'm gonna have to
go ashore and
look for slides.

They're the marks
on the banks

that are left
by crocodiles
sunning themselves.

Okay, Ter, this
looks promising.

Keep your wits
about you, mate.

STEVE: I've been
studying crocodile
behavior all my life

and I know exactly
what signs to look for.

Here we go.
This is what
we're looking for!

Have a look at this
for a classic slide.

Big belly mark here.
Two feet.

Look at that!
This puts him
about that wide.

Straight up here.
Foot marks.

Oh. He's come straight
down through here.

There's the slide.
Feet marks.
Straight down in there.

And this is a recently
fresh slide.

STEVE: With this evidence,
the crocodile must be close.
Real close.

Here we go.
This is wet.

That means
the crocodile
has come up here

just moments
before I got here.

He's probably sitting
out there in a
camouflaged position.

Whoa!

Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, Terri, I got him!

Hey, hey, hey!

[EXCLAIMS]

Bring the boat!
Get the boat down here!

[ENGINE SPUTTERS]

Nuts!

Come on, Ter!
What are you doing?Come on!

[ENGINE STARTS]

Whoa!

He's coming!
He's coming!

STEVE: Move back!
Reverse, mate!
Reverse!

Never seen a croc
this determined
in my life!

Suey, stay there.
If he comes over,
I'm gonna top jaw rope him.

He's at the back
of the boat.

Get ready with
the oar, mate.

Whoa!

STEVE: This croc must have
taken a hammering
from the locals.

For him to be
this aggressive,

he must have
been tormented
something shocking!

My guess is
he's been shot at
by poachers,

maybe even trapped
by them, and got away.

STEVE: This bloke
is one angry, naughty,
aggressive crocodile

and this is going to be
one very dangerous capture.

Whoa! Crikey!

[SIGHS]

He's wild, all right.
Come on, then.
Come on, then.

TERRI: Don't miss.

TERRI: This is very,
very dangerous.

One slip by Steve,
and this croc could
have his hand.

The animal could even
flip our small boat over
with no trouble at all.

STEVE: Crikey,
he's angry!

Man, he's aggressive!
He's blowing bubbles.
He's very aggressive.

[EXCLAIMS]
I think I've got him.

TERRI: He's got enough
strength to pull Steve
clean out of the boat.

No, he spat it.
Hold your ground.

I thought I had
him that time.

I've never tried to
top jaw rope a crocodile

out in the middle
of a river like this.

He's grumpy,
and he's power...

Oh!

TERRI: He's coming in.
He's coming in.
We can't keep doing this.

STEVE: I nearly got him.

No, he nearly got us.

Oh, he's right here.

If he comes in the boat,
it's gonna make it a lot
easier to top jaw rope him.

Babe, get ready
to gun the boat.

If I get the rope
on this time,

keep a bit of
weight on it. This time.
Come on, Steve-o.

All right, come on.
Come on, mate.
Come on.

Oh!

Crikey!

Go, babe, go! Go! Go!

Go with him, babe,
but don't get
in front of him.

Whoo! Can you believe this?

Being towed by a 12-footer!

If we can stay
with him long enough,
he's bound to get tired.

That's it.
That's a good pace,
good pace.

This bloke's got attitude.

And I don't know whether I've
got him, whoa, or he's got me.

TERRI: Suddenly,
the rope went slack.

He's stopped.
Probably run out of steam.

But I don't trust him.

[SHOUTS]

Steve!

[GASPING]

Lost him.

[GASPING]

It's coming back.

Babe, get the
boat over here!

[CROCODILE ROARS]

Oh!

That crocodile
nearly got me, Suey!

[SUEY WHINES]

[GASPS] Now she's gone slack.

It looks like he's thrown
the top jaw rope.

Whoa!

Babe, stay up with him!
Stay up with him!

[GASPS]

This bloke's going flat
out like a lizard drinking!

We're in for the
ride of our lives!
Whoo-hoo!

STEVE: Keep up with him,
Terri! Whoo-hoo!

Hmm? Mmm?

STEVE: Crikey!
This croc is never
gonna give up!

Just stay with him,
babe. He's steamin'!

I've never seen
a crocodile

with so much
determination and power.

And it seems he
knows exactly where
he's taking us.

[GRUNTING]

Straight up
that small creek.

[GRUNTING]

Here we go.

Watch it.

[STEVE EXCLAIMS]

STEVE: No wonder
these modern-day
dinosaurs have survived

over 60 million years.
They're just so cunning!

Oh, no!

Oh, crikey! Duck!

Steve!

Stay with him, babe!

Get up, up, up!

I got him!

[GRUNTS]

This croc's smart.
Real smart.

But he's running out
of water and steam.

He's shot up this creek
to give us the flick.

[GRUNTS]

Go, babe, go, go, go!
He's cornered.

He's cornered!
He's cornered!

Take this rope.

TERRI: Okay, I got it.

Take it.

[GROANS]

Oh!

He's backing me up!
Go, go, go!

STEVE: Whoa! Pull!

Hurry up, Ter.
What are you doing?

TERRI: He's moving too much.
Hang on to him!

TERRI: Okay.

He's tired, mate.
Gotta get his bottom jaw.

I know, I'm going
to get my stick here.

Oh.

[SIGHS]

Oh.

Gotta get this side.
Hang on to him.

STEVE: I'm all right, mate.
I'm good, I'm great!

TERRI: Come on.

Get near my teeth.

TERRI: Oh, I don't have
to use a stick.

No, you don't.

Okay, now get it
under the other rope.Okay.

Get it under the
other top jaw rope.

Yep! I'm gonna have to
use my fingers, all right?
Coming over the top.

Okay.

TERRI: Okay,
I got it.

STEVE: Go!

All right.

[HUFFING]

TERRI: Hang on!

[STEVE SHOUTING]

Come on, big boy.

[TERRI GRUNTS]

STEVE: Come on, big boy!

We gotta go for that bank.TERRI: Yeah.

Okay, here we go again.

TERRI: You okay?

He's breaking me neck!
Flip the boat off me!

[TERRI GRUNTS]

I'm losing him.

[GROANS]

Move your legs, sweetheart.
Don't worry about him.
Get off the boat.

Move, move, move.

[GRUNTS]

STEVE: Suey, up! Suey, up!
There you are.

[SUEY BARKS]

STEVE: Come on, big boy.
Let's go back.

[TERRI GRUNTS]

Top jaw rope.
Pull it that way.

I know.

[TERRI GRUNTING]

Suey, up. Get up.
Up, up, up! Good girl.

He's probably going
to react when
I fire this boat up.

You all right?
Here we go.Yep.

STEVE: The only thing left
to do now is to take this,

the apex predator,
as far away from
here as possible.

Slip the blindfold up
under my arm.
Here you go.

You all right?

Yeah. You drive the boat.Okay.

[RINGING]

Ansell.

Archer and Wheeler
are close to recovery.

I shouldn't have
any problems
getting the beacon

before they set foot
in the water.

Keep me in the loop.

[BEEPS]

This is the spot
where the last clear
signal came from.

So it must be
in the water.

That would account for
the transmission disruption.

Wait a minute,
I'm getting a signal.

Yeah, so it must be
in the water

or someone may
already have it.

ARCHER: It's headed
this way.

WHEELER: Eh?

Is that an outboard?

[CLEARS THROAT]
See anything?

You're not going
to believe this.

Give me that.

Get Reynolds.

I think the binoculars
have just picked up
the Discovery Channel.

And you wanted to keep
this a low-key operation.

[DOGS BARKING]

Run!

[DOGS BARKING]

[DOG GROWLING]

Did you hear that?

Gunshots. Just ahead.

Could only be poachers.

[CROCODILE GROWLS]

STEVE: Whoa,
settle down, mate.

Settle down, mate.
Settle down.

No wonder this
poor, old crocodile
is so aggressive.

We've got to get him out
of this river system,

otherwise he
won't survive.

Babe, we're going
for the truck.Okay.

So I want you to jump
on the croc.All right.

Right up the front,
all your weight.Okay.

Two, three, go!

Got it.Get it, mate.

You all right?Got him.

Call it if you
come unglued, mate.Okay.

Poachers are the
bane of my existence.

Once we get this crocodile
safe and sound,

I'm gonna come back here
and give them a bit of
Steve-o education.

Crocodiles aren't
evil, ugly monsters

just waiting to kill
people. No way!

They deserve respect
and conservation.

Trespassing on my
land's good enough
reason to be shot.

But having a go
at my dogs? Well...

Now, that's a lynching
crime around here.

Ma'am,
I was only trying
to scare them.

They were trying
to rip us apart.

Might've been kinder
than leaving the job to me.

Uh-uh.

We work for
the government.

Oh.

You those
useless croc catchers
Sam Flynn sent for?

[SCOFFS]

That's us.

We're looking
for crocs.

ARCHER: Seen any recently?

How about we all
take a little run
up to the house, eh?

Call Sam Flynn.
See what he thinks
about all this.

Why don't you
and Jo go?

And we'll stay here and
keep searching. Hmm?

You, get in the bike.

My dogs will stay
here and, uh, keep
you two company.

[WHISTLES]

This is why I constantly
tell you people to
expect the unexpected.

Yes, sir.

Okay, what have we got?

Well, we've put together
a brief overview
of the suspects.

It appears from this initial
background check

that they've been
actively in the field
on assignment since 1992.

The areas they
frequent are always remote
and often highly sensitive.

For example,
in 1996, '97,

the Irwins were in Indonesia
during the political unrest.

They were also
traveling in various parts
of South America in '97

and were present
for two coups that year.

AGENT: In '98, they were
in Kenya when our
embassy was targeted

and in East Timor in '99,
just after the civil war.

In '99 and 2000,
the Irwins had
full access

to military personnel
and property on United States
Air Force bases

in Eglin, Florida,
and Luke, Arizona.

And our conclusion...

There are too many different
locations with too many
highly sensitive situations

for any of this
to be coincidence.

AGENT: And now,
our agents in northern
Australia

have reported that the
Irwins have beat them
to the satellite beacon,

which we believe is
in their possession.

Is there any chance that
they were just out filming

and they picked up
this hardware by mistake?

No.

Take a look at this.

In 2001,

the Irwins announced
that their zoo in Australia

was undergoing a $40
million expansion plan.

You don't make
that kind of money
on cable television.

Hmm.

In you go, mate.
Lid, lid, lid!

[SIGHS]

Usually, we
relocate crocodiles

back in the same river system,
but out of harm's way.

But this croc,
we're going to have
to box and drive

over the other side
of the mountains

to a completely
new river system.

The poachers, they're
going to persist
until they get him.

And this croc is
game. Real game.

Two, three, up!

Come forward.
That's it. That's it.

STEVE: Dad and I have
learned over the years

the only way to transport
crocs successfully

is to hold them
in a wooden crate,

where they can't hurt
themselves or us.

And they arrive at
their destination
with minimal stress

and ready for
a quick release.

This croc has proven
that he has no fear of man.

And that's
dangerous for the croc.
Real dangerous.

[ENGINE STARTS]

Leave it!

You can look,
but don't touch.

[BEEPS]

Do you mind
if I wash up?

Mmm.

Don't run the
water too long.

We only got
tanks out here.

SAM: Hello, Sam Flynn.

Trust your mob to send
three city slickers to do

a job I could have
done with one bullet!

The beacon's
still moving.

They're getting
further away.

WHEELER: One of us
will have to make
a run for the car.

[DOG BARKS]

WHEELER: I used this
on my last assignment
with the Arctic wolves.

Did it work?

Most of the time.

But, uh, it can exert
the opposite motivation.

Meaning?

They'll attack.

[WHISTLE BLOWING]

[WHIMPERING]

BROZZIE: The two blokes
look like they'd never
been out of an office

their whole lives.

The girl might
chip a fingernail
if she's not careful.

[WATER RUNNING]

Oy!
Turn the damn water off!

Hang on a second.
I think one of
them's taking a bath.

Water's worth more
than gold out here!

What are you
doing in there?

Oy!

Hmm?

SAM ON PHONE:
Brozzie, you there?
Broz...

Huh?

[PANTING]

Huh?

Mongrel!

ARCHER: The croc guy's moved
a long way from the river.

We'll have to go
like hell to catch him.

Yeah. But they're
moving slowly.

If we pull out onto this
old road, we should come
in right behind them.

Once we're on them,
it's gonna be a very
sensitive situation.

Mmm-hmm.

Well, I think it's time
we got what we came for.

[BEEPS]

[DOG GROWLS]

[DOG BARKING]

[CHICKENS CLUCKING]

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTS]

STEVE: Fair dinkum, we're always rescuing animals.

Our truck's
startin' to fill up.

We got Suey the dog,
joey kangaroo,

bird-eating spider,
King Brown snake

and a crocodile
to release

just over this mountain
at the Thomson River.

Uh-oh. We've got company.

They're in a hurry.
A real hurry.

Steve, with animals
on board,

we're going to
have to pull over and
let this vehicle pass.

Yeah. I don't want to
stress the crocodile
more than I have to.

He's been through
enough for one day.

Crikey! These blokes
are mad. Real mad!

With all that gunfire earlier,
this must be the poachers!

Steve, I don't think
we should stop.

[ENGINE REVVING]

These blokes
mean business!

They probably know
we've got the croc on board

and they want it.

STEVE: Crikey!

I've never seen
poachers this persistent.

These blokes will
stop at nothing.

Here, quick, babe,
take the wheel.

[GRUNTS]

STEVE: Try not to hit
any bumps.

Be careful, Steve.

Remember, you've
got a croc on board.

This bloke's trespassing
on my territory.

Haven't they got a cheek?

Steady mate.
This bloke's off
the Richter scale!

Whoa! Crikey!

Mmm!

[TIRES SCREECHING]

Whoa!

Lucky my wife's
such a good driver!

You've been upsetting
my crocs, mate!

[GRUNTING]

[STEVE GROANS]

[SCREAMS]

They never know when
to let go, do they?

Isn't he gorgeous?

This is where your
journey ends, mate.

Danger. Danger. Danger.

[SCREAMS]

See ya.

Whoa!

Well,
that's one poacher

that just learned a
valuable Steve-o lesson.

Don't muck with it!

Okay, babe,
I'm coming back in.

[GRUNTS]

[FARTS]

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTS]

[FARTS]

Hmm?

[BARKS]

Mongrel!

BROZZIE: Come back here
with my plane, you wanker!

[GROANS]

You okay?

[COUGHS]

Thought you said there
was nothing to worry
about in Australia.

You're lucky it's such
a friendly country.

Anything broken?

[SCOFFS] Nothing
retribution won't fix.

Good. Let's go.

Let's find my gun first.

[COUGHS]

One, two, three, pull!

Pull!

Pull!

Whoa!

Hang onto him, babe.

He's quieted down enough.
I'm going to the truck.

All right. Be quick.

You okay?Yep.

We managed to give
the poachers the slip.

But I'll be much
happier when we
get this bloke

into his new territory.

Check this out!

Croc poo.

This animal's been stressed.

Real stressed!

Those poachers, they've
got a lot to answer for.

What the heck is this?

No wonder the
croc's been cranky!

Looks like some
kind of metal object.

You know, crocs
can digest fur,

feather and bone,
but not metal.

Even a beer can
will kill 'em!

Looks like some kind of
kid's top or something.

You know, people need
to be more careful

when they discard
their rubbish.

It's articles like this
which is decimating
our wildlife!

I'm gonna take this back
and study it a bit later on.

Hey, Ter, hang
onto this for us!

[EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST]

Crikey, I'd love to get
my hands on the owner!

Come on, Sue, in the boat.

Oh, no.

Brozzie?

Brozzie.

BROZZIE: Help!
I'm in the bathroom!

[COCKS RIFLE]

BROZZIE: I'm in here,
you idiot!

Ooh!

Oh, sugar.

[DOGS BARKING]

Oh, no.

They're back
on the river.

Check their truck.
I'll get the boat.

Motor's still warm!

They no doubt think
they've given us the slip.

WHEELER: Hey, there's
a baby kangaroo in here!

And some
left-over takeout food.

[SCREAMING]

[GUN FIRING]

Good shot.
I guess they know now
they didn't give us the slip.

[BEEPING]

ANSELL: What the hell's
going on down there?

JO: I'm at the
Thomson River.

So far I've been balled up
by some gun-wielding rancher

and chased by
a pack of wild dogs.

Get rid of everything.

JO: Don't worry. I won't
leave any evidence.

MERVE ON RADIO:
I'm telling you, Sam,

you better get that idiot,
Brozzie Drewitt, out of there

before she kills someone.

Yes, thanks, Merve.
I appreciate that.

Oh, good thing so many people
around here hate you.

Half a dozen neighbors have
called in to complain about
your dangerous flying.

Well, nearest I can figure,
your plane's probably headed
towards the Thomson River.

Another thing
you can figure on,

I'll be billing you
for the cost of my barn.

[DOGS BARKING]

STEVE: This is gonna be
the crocodile's new home.

I don't think we can
risk it any further.

By the sound of that gunfire,
they're right behind us!

Safest place for this
bloke is back in the drink.

[CROCODILE ROARS]

STEVE: Whoa!

[STEVE GRUNTING]

Just go forward.
Go forward.

[WHIMPERS]

Suey, go for
the bank, mate!

STEVE: Suey can sense that
it's safer on the riverbank.

She knows that at any minute
this crocodile could
death-roll or head-shake

and send us all
into the water.

STEVE: You don't want to
tip the boat over, mate.

Grab the top
jaw ropes.

Okay.

TERRI: His eyes are
completely uncovered.

Watch he doesn't
head-bash you, mate.
He'll snap your legs.

Just one loop round.

I'm going with
the other one.

His eyes are uncovered. Do
you want me to cover them?

No, mate. There's nothing
we can do from here.

TERRI: Okay.You ready?

Yep.

STEVE: I'm going in, baby.Go.

[WHIMPERS]

Hey, big boy.

Okay.

STEVE: We're doing it.

Just sit there with
your hands on his eyes.Yup.

Oh!

[STEVE GRUNTING]

That's great.

Now... Okay, here comes
the dangerous bit.

Hey, big boy,
you're almost home.

You're almost
there, fella.

TERRI: There he goes.

Not yet. Not yet.

Keep the strain on it.

STEVE: This is dangerous
for me and the crocodile.

If the croc gets away
from us now,

his jaws are tied shut
and he'd never survive.

And if I'm not fast enough
when I cut the rope,

I could lose a hand,
or even worse.

STEVE: Here we go, big boy.
You're free.

[EXCLAIMS]

STEVE: There he goes!

Yes! Job done.
Let's head for home.

[BOAT MOTOR WHIRRING]

Hey, Steve,
I think I hear a motor.

Could be the
poachers. Right-o.

Let's get Suey, then we'll
pretend we've still got
the croc on board.

[MOTOR STARTS]

STEVE: Suey's worked with me
all of her life.

And as long as she can
see me, she'll wait till
we pick her up.

She's been me best
mate for 13 years,

helping me catch
hundreds of crocodiles

and dealing with
countless numbers of poachers

and wildlife
perpetrators.

We shouldn't have
any trouble

giving these
blokes the slip.

If we can fool them
into thinking

that we've still got
the croc in the boat,

then we can lead
them away from here
on a wild goose chase.

Crikey! It's those
same two blokes!

Hundreds of miles of river
and they're on us again.

No croc would stand
a chance against them.

Okay, Ter,
spin around, mate.

How's this, Terri?
Look like I'm laying
on a croc?

If we can lure them
far enough up river,

our croc will
stand a chance.

We've got a more
powerful outboard,
and they'll never catch up.

Have a go at this, will ya?

Crikey!

Hold her steady, mate.

Whoo!

Oh! Did you see that?

Must be some sort
of poacher war!

And we're fierce smack-dab
in the middle of it!

Crikey, if they keep
throwing that dynamite out,

it might kill our croc!
And we can't have that!

STEVE: Here,
let me at them.

[GUN FIRING]

This is getting
very dangerous.

[BOTH SCREAMING]

Holy smokes!

These blokes are serious!
Let's get out of here, mate!

Hang on!

STEVE: Whoa!

Another coat of paint
and we'd be history.

Steve, he's coming back.

That's it.
I'm getting grumpy now.

Here, Ter, take over.

Hey, Ter, let me take over!

Brace yourself!

[MOTOR REVVING]

[GRUNTS]

Take a look at this,
will ya? Sweating bullets!

We're out of here.

[GASPING]

Have a go at this.

If they stay in the
water long enough,

the hunters will
become the hunted.

[LAUGHS]
That's nature's way.

[GASPING]

We've received
a communique
from Australia.

It seems the mission
was less than a success.

Unfortunately,
we're now going
to have to call in

the Defense Department.

SAM: I don't like
to say this,

but it doesn't look
as though she would have
survived this kind of crash.

The police will probably
have to drag the river.

[SCOFFS] Waste of money.
She's probably still out
there now, watching us.

Or maybe a croc got her.

Hmm.

Hey, come on, Brozzie,
it's his territory.
Just leave him be.

Yeah, settle down.
Just habit.
I won't hurt him.

At least, not while
she's still out there
in the water anyway.

But I'll tell you one thing.

If she puts her foot
on land, well now,

that's my dogs' territory.

[WHISTLES]

[DOGS BARKING]

I suggested from the start
that one of the operatives
should be from my group.

We had no idea that dirty
laundry was involved
until it was too late.

ANSELL: And at this stage,
the revelation will put
all of our operations

on the front page
of every newspaper
in the world.

Well, since you've
kept such a close
eye on proceedings,

it appears you don't
even need a briefing!

Gentlemen, I think
the question is
where do we go from here?

It seems Reynolds has
just thrown a couple of
good agents to the dogs.

Agency should
put some resources
into waterproofing.

Well, the way things are
going, I'm ready for you
to try and shoot me.

Oh, no, you're not
getting off that easy.

Oh, yeah?

[GRUNTS]

Nothing at this point
is gonna faze me.

[SIGHS]

[DOGS GROWLING]

[DOGS BARKING]

BOTH: Damn.

[CELL PHONE RINGS]

Jo Buckley.

ANSELL: Tomorrow,
all hell will break loose.

Reynolds has called
in the Pentagon.

He's already been appointed
to lead the investigation.

What do you want me to do?

Disappear.

What will you do?

I can take care of myself.

If it hadn't been for that
caped crusader in shorts,

I'd be in the
top job by now.

They'll find it hard to
trace anything back to me.

I'm too clever
for Reynolds.

POLICEMAN ON LOUDSPEAKER:
Mr. Ansell,
step out of the car!

You're under arrest.

[BEEPS]

Wanker.

PRESIDENT BUSH:
You mean that guy
in the khaki shorts?

That dude on the
Discovery Channel?

I don't care if you have
to send in the Marines,

the Air Force,
the Rangers.

Just pick up that ball!

STEVE: [WHOOPING]
What a steamer!

To think something
the size of this,

carelessly discarded
by thoughtless people,

could cause so
much potential damage

to our innocent,
native wildlife.

Please dispose of
junk like this wisely.

Okay, Sue, get it!

[BARKS]

[STEVE LAUGHS]

You know,
animals everywhere

need all of our help
and protection to survive,

if they're going to
make it into the future.

Well, this has been
one heck of an adventure.

We've tossed a couple
of gorgeous snakes,

rescued the most beautiful,
gnarly old crocodile

and we taught
those pesky poachers

a fair dinkum
Steve-o lesson.

What more could
a bloke ask for?

Crikey!

MAN: Not yet.

Oh, my eye.

You know,
those army blokes
seemed pretty upset

about their metal ball.

They reckoned it
was more valuable...

Oh, son of a gun.

MAN: Okay.

Of all the gear those blokes
get to play with... And again.

MAN: Knock it.

You'd think the
last thing they'd...

You'd think the last
thing they'd need...

DIRECTOR: Cut.

MAN: Closer, take eight.
Knock it.

You know,
those army blokes
seemed pretty upset

about their metal ball.

They reckoned it
was real valuable.

Of all the gear
those blokes
get to play with,

you'd think a kid's top
would be the last thing
they'd need.

And that grumpy rancher

has joined the Fauna
and Fisheries Department
as a volunteer.

But she's still
having a little bit of trouble
dealing with crocodiles.

And check this out.

The US government
gave us those
two pesky poachers

to work at
Australia Zoo
for nothing!

And I reckon, after
I give them a full
Steve-o education,

we'll be able to return
them back to the wild
where they belong.

And that crocodile's
happy. Real happy.

He's now got himself
a couple of gorgeous-
looking Sheilas.

Well, we're back
to our adventure.

See ya.

Yes! I think I got it! Didn't
I get it? Tell me I got it!

♪ I remember when I was young

♪ Me and dad had so much fun

♪ Climbing trees
and skipping stones

♪ I had a couple of lizards
and a snake of my own

♪ But the biggest kick
I've ever got

♪ Was doing a thing called
the Crocodile Rock

♪ While the other kids were
playing on the dock

♪ We were jumping in the river savin' big ol' crocs, when...

♪ Hold your rocking,
something sunk

♪ And how your feet
just can't keep still

♪ I'm always catching them
every time

♪ And I guess I always will

♪ Oh by crikey!
It's Friday night!

♪ Just grab a croc
and hold on tight, man

♪ Plan on rocking was the way
to put things right

♪ Na

♪ Na na na na na

♪ Na na na na na

♪ Na na na na na

♪ Na

♪ Na na na na na

♪ Na na na na na

♪ Na na na na na

♪ Suey and Terri by my side

♪ Taking salties for a ride

♪ Up the river to be
safe and sound

♪ 'Cause I know a few places
that he won't be found

♪ I could tell you about
the trick we've got

♪ When we move around
a big ol' croc

♪ Wrap the head
and watch the tail

♪ That's the way my dad
taught me and it never
fails

♪ When...

♪ Hold your rocking,
something sunk

♪ And how your feet
just can't keep still

♪ I'm always catching
them every time

♪ And I guess I always will

♪ Oh by crikey!
It's Friday night!

♪ Just grab a croc
and hold on tight, man

♪ Plan on rocking was
the way to put things right

♪ Na

♪ Na na na na na

♪ Na na na na na

♪ Na na na na na

♪ Na

♪ Na na na na na

♪ Na na na na na

♪ Na na na na na

♪ Put 'em in the air
like you just don't care

♪ Crocodile Rock's
blowin' up everywhere

♪ If you wanna be down
give a shout out,
we're non-stop

♪ Crocodile, Crocodile,
Crocodile Rock

♪ Everybody in the party,
people wanna get it started

♪ People start it up,
gotta wait if you want it

♪ Can you ever get this
flow? I bet you not,
I don't think so

♪ Na

♪ Na na na na na

Whoo-hoo!

Fifty-nine.
Crikey! Take one.

MAN: Mark it. Yeah.

Mark it?

MAN: Put it away.

MAN: All right,
and action.

I know how to do it.

Crikey.

♪ Na

♪ Na na na na na

♪ Na na na na na

♪ Na na na na na

♪ Na

♪ Na na na na na

♪ Na na na na na

♪ Na na na na na

♪ Na

♪ Na na na na na

♪ Na na na na na

♪ Na na na na na

♪ Na

♪ Na na na na na

♪ Na na na na na