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Tonight,�on�The�Beaverton.
EMMA:�Appeasing�their�pro-life base,�Republicans�promise�to
fill�the�Supreme�Court vacancy�with�a�6�week old�Ohio�fetus.
MIGUEL:�Channeling�FDR. President�Trump�hopes�to inspire�the�nation�with
his�fireside�tweets,�and�also dying�in�office.
EMMA:�And�we�ask�our�nation's children�how�they�feel�about being�the�last�generation.
Welcome�to�The�Beaverton, the�show�where,�if�anything,
we�have�too�much�news.
-I'm�Miguel�Rivas. -And�I'm�Emma�Hunter,
The�Beaverton's�answer to�Miguel�Rivas.
The�Toronto�Police are�celebrating�tonight,
as�their�controversial carding�program�has�led
to�its�first�ever�arrest.
The�program has�been�criticized
for�disproportionately targeting�young�black�men.
However,�it�was declared�a�success
after�the�random�stop of�James�Smith,
who�had�an�outstanding�warrant
for�fleeing�arrest from�the�last�time
he�was�stopped without�probable�cause.
A�Toronto�Police spokesperson�explained,
(EMMA�READING)
"we're�still�gonna�count this�one�as�a�win."
In�a�watershed�moment, the�Government�of�Canada has�set�up
the�first�self-determining indigenous�court
to�oversee�First�Nations�laws on�reserves.
Then�appointed an�old�white�judge
to�oversee�it.
Justice�Gordon�Saxton will�be�responsible
for�interpreting 14,000�years
of�cultural�history and�oral�tradition,
something�he�says he's�ready�for�because�of�his
30�years'�experience in�corporate�mergers.
Reached�for�comment, Justice�Saxton�said,
(EMMA�READING)
"I'm�honoured�to�be the�pasty�face
"of�this�initiative, and�look�forward
"to�being�the�authority on�aboriginal�law,
"a�topic�I�think�we�went�over in�law�school,�maybe."
To�finance�now.
We�all�have�lots�of�money, but�some�people�don't�want
to�invest�it�in�companies
that�poison�rivers or�hurt�owls.
The�Beaverton's�Laura�Cilevitz joins�us
to�talk�about ethical�investing.
Good�evening,�Laura. What�is�ethical�investing?
It's�where�you�put�your�money in�companies�you�know
aren't�involved in�unsavory�activities
like�dealing�arms or�stealing�forests.
Where's�the�fun�in�that? (CHUCKLES)
That�actually�is a�really�great�question.
For�years,�ethical�investing
has�been�the�domain�of the�small�group�of�investors
who�care�more�about�breathable air�than�rate�of�return
and�want�to�make�sure
their�money�isn't�being�used to�kill�people.
It's�been�a�giant�waste of�time.
That�seems�very�cynical.
But,�shh. Listen,�Miguel.
Vortex,�the�mutual�fund
company�I've�been�raving about�all�year,
has�just�released�a�series of�ethical�mutual�funds
that�aren't�just�for Prius�drivers
and�people who�listen�to�CBC�Radio.
So,�they�invest in�green�energy�companies
and�government�bonds?
(CHUCKLES)�Not�exactly.
What�Vortex�Mutual�does is�take�your�money.
And�instead�of�investing�it in�a�disreputable�company,
say,�Halliburton,
puts�it�into a�holding�corporation.
From�there,�the�money is�mixed�with�funds
from�other�investors in�an�offshore�bank�account,
before�being�put�randomly into�one�of�six�trusts,
known�as�Friend�Hug.
This�money's�goin' on�a�sweet�ride.
Each�Friend�Hug converts�your�money
into�a�lesser-used�currency,
like�the�Swiss�Franc or�the�Thai�Baht.
Then,�unbeknownst�to�you,
that�money�is�then�invested�in a�company,�say,�Halliburton.
If�the�money�ends�up with�one�of�these
unethical�corporations�anyway,
-what's�the�point? -Mmm.
The�point�is,�Vortex's�maze of�financial�transactions
means�you�don't�know you�own�shares�in�a�company
that�did�Deepwater�Horizon.
(CHUCKLES) The�event�or�the�movie.
So,�as�far�as�you�know, you�invested�in�Greenpeace,
or�a�flock�of�birds or�something.
But�some�of�us�want�to�be�able to�sleep�at�night,�Laura.
You'll�sleep�easy on�those�silk�sheets
you�can�now�afford.
Laura,�what�about�those�of�us
who�don't�care how�we�get�rich?
Uh,�where�do�we�invest?
Well,�you�can�always�hit the�four�P's�of�profitability,
which�are�prisons,�pills, petroleum,�and�panda�faces.
That's�great.�Thanks,�Laura.
Is�society�getting�you�down? Good�news.
A�self-help�fad�once�dismissed as�old-fashioned
is�inspiring�people all�over�the�world
to�feel�good about�themselves�again.
Fascism.
Advocates�of�fascism are�screaming
that�it�improves personal�well-being
through�the�power of�negative�thinking
about�other�people.
It�also�helps�shed those�pounds
by�combining the�cardio�of�marching
with�the high-intensity�workout
of�beating�journalists.
From�Russia, to�the�Philippines,
to�the�United�States, strongman�nationalism
has�been�helping�people�take control�of�their�lives.
And�other�people's�lives.
And�is�proving�to�be�2017's answer�to�The�Secret.
After�the�break,�we�show�you how�to�turn�your�compost�bin
into�a�gross�salad�bar.
-I'd�do�that. -Yeah.�I�mean,
I'd�watch�you�do�it at�the�very�least.
NARRATOR:�Atlantic�Canada.
The�wonder,�the�majesty, the�beauty.
The�perfect�place�to�retire.
Consider�spending�your golden�years�in�the�Maritimes.
Enjoy�the�fabulous golf�courses.
Walk�the�amazing�Cabot�Trail.
When�needed, take�advantage�of�world-class
medical�facilities and�short�wait�times.
Seriously,�use�up those�medical�resources.
Go�to�town.
Take�up�all�the�hospital�beds. There�are�so�many!
Waste�nurses'�time with�your�detailed�questions
about�which�form you�have�to�fill�out,
even�though�the�forms are�very�clear.
Atlantic�Canada.
The�perfect�place for�you�to�go.
Paid�for�by�the�governments of�Ontario,�Quebec,
and�Alberta. Please�leave.
Coming�up�later.
EMMA:�A�romantic�city�worker in�Calgary�used�a�snowplow
to�write his�marriage�proposal,
leaving�dozens critically�injured.
MIGUEL:�A�basement�centipede ruins�a�perfectly�good�boner.
EMMA:�And�we'll�tell�you which�of�your�favourite�gays
is�a�secret�celebrity.
Turning�to�the�economy.
Big�changes�are�in�store for�the�freight�industry,
with�self-driving�trucks expected�to�roll�off�the�line
in�the�next�five�years.
Fortunately,�steps�are being�taken�to�protect�those
whose�livelihoods will�be�most�affected
by�driverless�technology,
the�nation's�hitchhikers.
The�new�trucks�will�be outfitted�with�sensors,
which�will�allow�them to�detect�and�stop
for�roadside�thumb�jockeys.
They'll�also�come�equipped with�pre-taped�dialogue�loops
meant�to�mimic�standard driver-hitchhiker�patter,
ranging�from�"awkward�silence" to�"preamble�to�murder."
Shipping�companies are�also�exploring
what�can�be�done�to�protect
other�transport-adjacent
careers�like�truck�stop prostitutes,
short�order�cooks,
and�those�guys�who�pick�up bottles�of�pee.
If�you've�ever�seen someone�get�hit�by�a�car,
you�know�the�damage it�can�do�to�your�windshield.
But�did�you�know�it�also�does damage�to�their�body?
That's�where�the�healthcare system�comes�in.
But�recently, Canadian�healthcare
has�dropped in�international�rankings.
To�find�out�what�we�can�do to�improve
this�vital Canadian�institution,
I�decided�to�look into�the�matter�myself.
Dr.�Gaines,
do�you�believe�Canada has�a�healthcare�crisis?
It's�more�of�a�PR�crisis.
Our�system�has�its�flaws, but�it's�important�to�remember
a�key�point�that�I�press upon�all�my�patients,
we're�still�better than�America.
With�all�due�respect, Dr.�Gaines,
isn't�this�the�same�argument
we�all�heard�seven�years�ago, when�I�was�trapped
in�an�elevator with�Michael�Moore?
Mmm.�It�remains�valid.�Uh...
But,�look.�We've�done all�we�can�with�our�budget.
Now�it's�important�to�focus on�making�Canadians
believe�we�still�have a�great�system.
-MIGUEL:�For�more�answers, I�sat�down�with�the�team... -Hi.
...tasked�with�turning this�whole�situation�around.
We've�learned�a�lot�from the�successes�in�Scandinavia.
How�to�successfully�integrate a�two-tier�system
without�allowing�the�public option�to�suffer?
No.�How�to�create�a�buzz by�putting�a�beautiful
-blonde�face�to�healthcare. -Yep.
This�isn't�about public�service.
It's�about�public�perception.
If�people�know�that�we�have the�best�healthcare
in�the�world, then�it�doesn't�have�to�be.
That's�why�this�year�all the�biggest�Canadian�celebs
will�be�enjoying�and�endorsing our�healthcare�system.
We've�got�Drake�scheduled for�a�major�cancer�scare,
which�will�coincide�with the�Raptors'�playoff�run.
Well,�this�is�a�horrible�idea,
but�I�am�curious�how�you got�in�touch�with�him.
He�doesn't�seem�to�be getting�my�emails.
When�Drake's�Non-Hodgkins Lymphoma�drops,
we'll�follow�as�he�spends eight�months
trying�to�get a�single�CT�scan�at
��ViewsFromSunnybrookOncology.
Do�you�really�think social�media
can�solve�this country's�systemic�problems?
Well,�mental�health was�blowing�up
after�Justin�Bieber's
narcissistic�personality disorder
and�its�Snapchat-documented treatment.
Mmm-hmm.
MIGUEL:�Kelsey�and�Suzie aren't�kidding�around.
They've�already�booked indie�rock�superstars
Arcade�Fire
to�play�a�series�of�ER waiting�room�concerts.
At�first�I�wasn't�certain,
but�I�think�our�new�campaign will�work�especially�well
with�Canada's�new assisted�dying�legislation.
The�audience�is going�to�love�it.
Audience?
Shouldn't doctor-assisted�suicide
be�performed�in�private?
And�miss�out�on�all�the�drama?
Imagine�watching a�terminally�ill�patient
as�they're�forced to�justify�the�cost
of�their�death to�a�panel
of�Canada's greatest�investors.
Are�you�telling�me you�wouldn't
watch�Dragon's�Den: Right�to�Die�edition?
It's�important�to�us and�the�national
healthcare�budget that�Canadians�stop�looking
at�Medicare�as�a�right and�more�of�a�prize.
Canada's�health�care�PR�system
will�be�the�most�advanced in�the�world.
No�other�country�is even�thinking�of�doing�this.
-Nice�work,�Miguel. -Thanks.
I�think�it's�a�really important�issue
to�a�lot of�Canadians.
Not�this�Canadian. I�take�care
of�all�my�healthcare�needs every�spring
when�I�fly�to�Switzerland to�have�my�blood�replaced.
With�their�next�leader being�chosen�this�spring,
the�Conservative�Party is�streamlining
the�selection�process
by�removing�the�part with�the�demon�eggs.
Candidates�will�still�have�to get�300�member�signatures,
raise�$100,000,�and�of�course, drink�a�liter�of�hot�blood
straight�from�an�ox's�neck.
But�they�will�no�longer have�to�sit
on�a�demon�egg until�it�hatches
and�recognizes�the�candidate as�its�mother.
While�the�Party�hopes�losing the�ritual�of�Zelveer
will�help�them�find a�candidate
with�more mainstream�appeal,
this�hasn't�stopped�Brad�Trost
from�hatching�several�eggs on�his�own�time.
As�manufacturing�jobs move�overseas,
Canada's�unions�seem to�be�under�threat.
The�trend�is�the�subject�of tonight's�Point/Counterpoint.
Do�we�still�need�unions
now�that�we�have�all�the�stuff unions�won�for�us?
Absolutely.�Declining�unions have�opened�the�door
to�rampant�income�inequality.
They�still�have�a�critical place�in�the�modern�world.
Counterpoint.�Yes.
Do...�Do�we�actually agree�on�something?
Yeah,�man!�Unions�are�great!
Playing�cards�with�the�boys,
gettin'�wasted�on�a�Thursday night�at�the�curling�club.
Just�like�season�two of�The�Wire.
That's...�That's�not�what unions�are�about,�Emma.
Also,�that�was the�worst�season.
Collective�bargaining�is...
Is�exactly�what's�wrong
with�organized�labour today,�Miguel.
Unions�got�all�caught�up in�the�whole
workers'�rights�thing and�they�lost�sight
of�what�really�matters.
Which�is�what?
Takin'�her�easy. Not�givin'�a�shit.
That's...�No,�no.
Emma,�unions�are�about workers'�rights
and�striking�when�the�bosses try�and�oppress�you.
Oh,�I'm�with�you�there. I�love�strikes.
-Why? -It's�a�day�off!
So,�you�don't�walk the�picket�line?
No.
You�don't�go�to�meetings or�read�the�union�newspaper?
I�don't�know. Is�that�like�Vibe�magazine?
No,�it's�not�like Vibe�magazine.
Um,�then�no.
Well,�you�pay your�dues,�right?
That's�what�the�unions fought�for,�Miguel.
The�right�not�to�pay�dues.
Wrong�again!�You�never�signed up�for�the�union,�did�you?
Wait,�the�union�just�doesn't do�that�for�me?
No!
Okay.
And�they�don't pay�your�taxes�for�you?
Well,�obviously�not!
Then�what's�the�point�of�them?
You�know�what?�You�were�right, Miguel.�Unions�suck!
-That�wasn't�my�position... -All�right,�everyone!
Miguel's�finally�won a�Point/Counterpoint.
(CHUCKLES)�Geez.
Coming�up,�the�top�five�ways
to�come�out�to�your�bros at�the�Super�Bowl�party.
I�was�deep�in�the...
(AUDIENCE�CHEERING AND�APPLAUDING)
Later�this�hour.
MIGUEL:�Shocking�photos�emerge of�the�horse�from�Heartland's
botched�plastic�surgery.
EMMA: Born�again�paleontologist
discovers�three�new�species
of�the�devil's�tricks.
MIGUEL:�And�the�cat�from the�popular�Internet�meme
can�dead�after�has cheeseburger.
Breaking�news�out�of�Israel.
We�go�now�to�Aisha�Alfa, who�is�live�on�the�scene.
Hello,�Emma. I'm�here�in�Jerusalem,
where�a�new�accord may�bring�peace
to�the�Middle�East.
A�two-state�solution has�been...
MIGUEL:�I'm�sorry,�Aisha.
Would�you�mind�throwing a�jacket�on?
What?�It's�40�degrees out�here.
I�know,�but�we're�getting some�angry�emails about�your�outfit.
People�are�uncomfortable seeing�so�much�skin.
Oh,�because�I'm in�the�Middle�East.
Uh,�no. It's�not�a�cultural�thing.
These�comments�are�coming�in from�Nova�Scotia.
Okay.�Um... As�I�was�saying,
In�moments,�we�will�hear a�joint�press�conference
from�the�Palestinian�Authority
-and�Israeli... -MIGUEL:�Uh,�sorry,�Aisha.
We're�still�getting some�negative�feedback.
Can�we�get�wardrobe in�there?�Is...
Okay,�so,�Carl from�Thunder�Bay�is,�um,
asking�for�the�jacket�to�be really�just...
On�and�maybe done�up�to�there.
(CLEARS�THROAT) The�blockade�of�the�Gaza�Strip will�be�lifted,
-and�we�can... -Oh,�and�no�makeup.
Doreen�from�Kelowna called�it�"whoreish."
Excuse�me?
Oh.�Okay,�I�think we're�good�to�go.
That�looks�good.
Great. Because�as�I�was�saying,
already�Israeli and�Palestinian�children
are�coming�together...
Ah,�shoot.�Nope.
Now�all�of�Montreal�is�finding you�prudish�and�boring.
-We�need�to�start�over�again with�a�whole�new�look. -Yeah.
You�guys,�this�is... This�is�really�important.
I�know.�It's�important to�our�viewers�that,
as�a�woman�on�TV,
you�perfectly�straddle the�virgin/whore�dichotomy.
Maybe�if�you�smiled�a�bit more�it�would�even�things�out.
Oh,�yeah.
Definitely�not�that�much.
Ugh.�What�the�fuck,�guys? Come�on!
What?�Okay,�I'll�ask�her. Aisha,�are�you�by�any�chance
-ovulating�right�now? -Oh.�(SCOFFS)
Our�male�viewers�are�tweeting that�they�can�sense�it.
The�beautiful�Aisha�Alfa, everyone.
(AUDIENCE�CHEERING AND�APPLAUDING)
-She's�so�good-looking. -She's�very�attractive.
Very�physically�pretty.
-Mmm-hmm. -Yeah.
Now�it's�time for�Beaverton�Sports.
From�the�double�plays, to�the�breakaways,
to�other�vestigial�remnants of�tribal�conflict,
here's�Luke�and�Pat.
Welcome�back�to�The Beaverton�Sports�Network.
As�friends,�colleagues, and�occasional�wife-swappers,
Pat�and�I�are�delighted to�bring�you
all�the�news�you�need�to�know
from�the�wide�world of�sports.
Let's�get�into�it.
Hopping�on�the�advanced metrics�bandwagon,
the�CFL�will�start�measuring a�new�statistic,
their�players' Uber�driver�ratings.
The�Rays�are�demanding the�city�of�Tampa
use�taxpayer�money
to�fund�the�construction of�a�new�ballpark.
City�council initially�refused,
but�backed�down�after the�Rays�ownership�group
threatened�them�with�the�giant laser�gun
the�council�built for�them�last�year.
The�NBA�has�stripped�Charlotte of�the�All-Star�Game
over�North�Carolina's anti-transgender bathroom�bill.
But�Tar�Heel�State�lawmakers are�doubling�down
by�appointing�Hornets�center Roy�Hibbert
as�the�starting genital�checker
for�the�arena�ladies'�rooms.
But�first. Alongside�trade�deadline�day,
one�of�the�most�important dates�in�the�NHL�calendar is�comin'�up.
Tuesday�is felony�deadline�day.
That�is�the�last�day teams�have�to�decide whether�to�cut�or�trade
all�players�who've�committed serious�crimes.
BSN�will�have�non-stop coverage�beginning at�10:00�a.m.
and�lasting�till�whenever the�courts�close.
Will�L.A.�hang�on�to�its�core of�prescription�medication smugglers�for�another�Cup�run,
or�will�they�finally�decide to�re-tool�with�a�fresh�batch of�juvenile�offenders?
Make�sure�to�tune�into�BSN to�find�out.
And�speaking�of�crime and�punishment,
the�jury�has�reached�a�verdict in�the�Paul�King�trial.
I�was�on�the�scene earlier�today.
I'm�standing�just�outside the�courtroom�where, moments�ago,
a�jury�found�NHL�forward Paul�King�innocent of�sexual�assault.
Mr.�King,�declared�not�guilty, how�did�you�feel�when�the�jury read�their�verdict?
Oh,�you�know,�I'm�just, uh...�I'm�just�proud of�my�whole�team.
You�know,�Elliot�Weintraub and,�uh,�Jerry�Hastings, they�got�up�there,
uh,�and�they�did the�dirty�work�necessary to�give�us�a�victory.
Were�you�worried�this�one wasn't�going�to�go�your�way?
Well,�you�know,�we,�uh, we�fought�hard, the�prosecution�fought�hard...
Uh...�You�know,�the�victim, she�fought�pretty�hard,�too, and,�uh...
Everyone�left�it all�out�on�the,�uh... The�courtroom�floor.
I,�uh,�I�think�the�fans, uh,�watching,�uh, would�really�appreciate�that.
Was�there�a�particular�moment when�you�thought you�might�lose?
Well,�you�know,�we�came�out strong�with,�uh, the�cross�examination
about�her�previous sexual�history,�which,�uh... (CLEARS�THROAT)
You�know,�it�didn't�really have�anything�to�do�with anything,�but,�uh...
We�took�the�foot�off�the�gas for�a�second
and�they�came�roaring�back with�the�DNA�evidence.�Uh...
Uh,�but�ultimately�we�were able�to�pick�it�up�and,�uh, get�out�there�and�get�the�W.
Things�got�a�little�heated between�you and�Prosecutor�Baker
when�he�called�you a�"predator�who�uses�fame to�exploit�young�women."
Do�you�bear�any�hard�feelings now�that�the�trial�is�over?
Well,�you�know,�in�a�case like�this,�uh...
You�know,�going�the�full seven�days,�it's,�uh...
Emotions�are�gonna�flare�up, you�know?
And,�uh,�Baksy... Baksy�is�a�great�guy.
You�know,�I�came�out�on�top this�time,�but,�uh...
-You�know,�next�time it's�a�whole�new�game. -Next�time?
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(LAUGHING)�These�guys! You�believe�these�guys?
-These...�These�guys are�my�guys! -(LAUGHING)
Great�report,�Luke. And�let�me�just�say,�that�suit fits�you�like�a�dream.
Thanks�for�picking�it�out for�me.
That's�all�the�time�we�have. Be�sure�to�tune�into�BSN at�11:00
for�full�coverage�on the�Leafs'�plan�to�turn their�goalkeeping�woes�around
by�starting�a�promising young�hockey�tarp.
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Welcome�back. At�The�Beaverton, we�try�and�report
on�the�news�that�affects people�all�across�the�country.
But�one�province�gets overlooked�all�too�often.
We�go�now�to�Donavon�Stinson, with�a�report
on�the�province�we�know as�the�land�of�living�skies,
Manitoba.
-Saskatchewan. -It's�the�same�thing.
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Saskatchewan.�The�Prairies.
The�golden�fields�of�wheat.
The�province�you�haven't thought�about�since�your�grade 8�geography�final.
Long�the�flat�sister�of Alberta's�busty�cowgirl
and�Ontario's bootylicious�stepmom.
But�with�the�other�provinces all�mired�in�recession,
Saskatchewan�is�experiencing a�resource�boom that�has�many�residents�there
saying�that�the�time�is�now to�grab�the�mantle of�best�Canadian�province.
Which�begs�the�question, is�Saskatchewan�finally�having its�moment?
We�asked�New�York�Times travel�expert�Simon�Berry to�find�out.
No.
All�right,�then. Back�to�you�guys.
Thanks,�Donavon.�I�told�you we�should've�done�the�story on�Manitoba.
-Well,�when�you're�right, you're�right. -Yeah.
Speaking�of�being�right, before�we�go,
we'd�like�to�correct a�few�errors from�our�last�broadcast.
That's�right. Um,�Antonio�Guterres is�the�Secretary-General
of�the�United�Nations, and�not,�as�I�reported, the�president�of�Who�Cares.
Mine�is�less�of�an�error than�it�is�a�clarification.
Last�week,�I�referred to�myself�as�a�former�member of�SEAL�Team�6,
which�some�viewers�took to�mean�the�special�ops�team that�killed�Osama�bin�Laden.
In�fact,�I�was�referring�to my�cover�band�that�primarily sings�Kiss�from�a�Rose.
-Wow,�Miguel. -Just�a�simple misunderstanding�is�all.
-I'm�happy�to�clear�it�up. -You�called�it a�decisive�victory
in�the�War�on�Terror.
Hey,�I�defy�any�jihadist to�hate�the�West�after�hearing my�sweet�guitar�riffs.
Yeah,�I'll�never�forget where�I�was�when�I first�heard�you�play.
Speaking�of�9/11,
last�week�I�made�reference to�being�one�of�that�day's first�responders.
Please�tell�me�you�didn't�lie about�being�a�first�responder.
-Well,�I�most�certainly did�not. -Okay,�good.�(CHUCKLES)
I�was�one�of�the�very�first people�in�my�grade�10�class
to�respond�to�news�that�9/11 was�happening.
Jesus�Christ,�Miguel.
My�specific�response�was, "Oh,�no.�That's�terrible."
So,�you've�just�been inserting�yourself into�news�stories?
Just�a�simple misunderstanding.
Have�you�ever�heard�about Brian�Williams,�Stephen�Glass, Jayson�Blair?
Well,�of�course�I've�heard of�them,�Emma.
They're�in�my�cover�band, SEAL�Team�6.
We�killed�Osama�bin�Laden.
I�should�clarify, Osama�bin�Laden is�the�nickname�we�gave
to�Seal's�hit�song, Kiss�from�a�Rose.
And�we�kill�it�every�time.
All�right,�Miguel.
For�The�Beaverton, I'm�Emma�Hunter,�saying,
"If�you�see�any�news, let�us�know."
You�should�really�check out�my�band,�SEAL�Team�6.
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