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In�a�win�for�equality,�Mike
Pence�has�promised�that�he
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00:00:06,940 --> 00:00:09,610
will�also�burn�male�witches.
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00:00:09,943 --> 00:00:13,983
MIGUEL:��Canada�and�the�US
agree
a
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00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:17,724
round�of�cultural�consultation
with�oil�industry�elders.
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00:00:17,751 --> 00:00:20,191
EMMA:�And�our�travel�expert�will
f
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Fidel�Castro�means�for�your
destination�wedding.
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(THEME�MUSIC�PLAYING)
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Welcome�to��The�Beaverton,
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where�news�is�king
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and�your�brains
are�undefended�lands
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ripe�for�conquering.
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I'm�Miguel�Rivas.
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And�I'm�Emma�Hunter.
Let�the�pillaging�begin.
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The�Liberals�continue
to�distance�themselves
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00:00:50,116 --> 00:00:52,246
from�the�Harper�government's
foreign�policy,
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by�only�fighting�wars
they�know�they�can�win.
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According�to�National�Defence
Minister,�Harjit�Sajjan,
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00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:00,692
pointless�conflict
is�inevitable.
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So�why�not�choose
a�pointless�conflict
where�we�can�kick�some�ass?
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00:01:04,531 --> 00:01:07,031
If�we�can�bond�over�a
gold�medal�in�Olympic�hockey,
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00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:11,667
imagine�our�national�pride
after�we�bomb�Malta
into�a�parking�lot,
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00:01:11,704 --> 00:01:14,214
or�storm�the�beaches
of�Belize.
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After�months�of
heated�deliberation,
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lawmakers�in�Tallahassee
have�voted�to�name
the�Zika�virus
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the�official�state�disaster
of�Florida.
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Zika�was�seen�as�the�perfect
communicable�disease
for�Florida,
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as�the�two�have
so�much�in�common.
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Both�Florida�and�Zika
cause�headaches,
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are�dangerous
for�pregnant�women
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and�terrify�experts
with�their�potential
to�spread�north.
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Previous�official
Florida�disasters�include
bath-salt�grandmas,
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school�chain-sawings,
drunk�water-ski�pyramids,
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seeing-eye�panthers
and�self-inflicted
crossbow�accidents.
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Excessive�vajazzling,
open-carry�snakes,
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roller-coaster�knife-fights,
crab�avalanches,
or�crab-alanches,
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speedboat�surgeries
and�deciding�elections�wrong.
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Health�Canada�says�that
smoking�medicinal�marijuana
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is�the�most�effective�way
to�relieve�stress.
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Specifically,
the�stress�associated
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with�having�a�criminal�record
for�possessing�marijuana.
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Since�2008,
weed-related�convictions
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have�left
more�than�25,000�Canadians
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unable�to�cross�the�US�border,
land�a�decent�job
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or�sit�through
more�than�seven�seconds
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of�any�Phish�song.
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Critics�have�lambasted
the�government
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for�simultaneously
selling�medical�marijuana,
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while�imprisoning�people
for�buying�regular�marijuana.
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But�Health�Canada�says�there
is�one�crucial�difference
between�them.
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The�government�only
makes�money�off�of�one.
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To�Washington�now,
where�Congress�has�passed
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its�first�bipartisan�bill
in�over�three�years.
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The�new�legislation�requires
all�food�labels�to�provide
nutritional�information,
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and�to�disclose�whether�they
collaborated�with�the�Nazis
during�the�Second�World�War.
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The�food-and-beverage�lobby
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was�quick
to�denounce�the�bill.
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They�believe�these
warning�labels�will,�quote,
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"Punish�our�nation's
food-producers
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"by�reminding�consumers
their�favorite�soft�drink
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00:03:01,047 --> 00:03:03,477
"was�invented
in�the�Third�Reich.
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00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:07,286
"Or,�their�chocolate�bars
may�have�once�been
made�by�Jewish�slave�labor."
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It's�not�the�company's�fault.
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They�were�only
following�recipes.
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Meanwhile,�Hugo�Boss,
designer�of�the�SS
and�Hitler�Youth�uniforms,
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defended�their�past,�stating,
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"No�one�ever�said
the�war�crime�was�that
they�were�poorly-dressed."
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Do�you�have�any
German�ancestry,�Miguel?
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No,�I�don't.
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I�do.
Grandparents�on�both�sides.
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So,�they�fled
from�persecution.
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Really?
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-Sorry�to�hear�that.
-Thank�you.
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When�did�they
get�out�of�Europe?
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1945.
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Do�you�mean�to�say
they�fled�from�prosecution?
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Yeah,�that's�what�I�said.
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To�Toronto,
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where�the�city's�plan
to�completely
block�out�the�sun
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with�condominiums
is�nearly�complete.
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But,�while
it's�easier�than�ever
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to�find
a�200�square�foot�condo
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with�a�beautiful�view
of�another�condo,
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what�about�those�of�us
looking�to�buy�a�house?
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With�more,�we�go�to
The�Beaverton's�own,
Laura�Cilevitz.
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LAURA:��With�the�average�price
of�a�detached�Toronto�home
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00:04:04,277 --> 00:04:06,207
creeping�over
the�million-dollar�mark,
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owning�real�estate
may�seem�like�a�pipe�dream.
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00:04:09,449 --> 00:04:12,319
But�savvy�buyers
can�still�find
affordable�properties
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if�they're�willing�to�overlook
a�few�inconveniences.
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An�unfinished�basement,
poor�air-conditioning
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or�the�fact�that�their�house
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was�the�site
of�a�grisly�murder.
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Traditionally,�when�a�seller
was�brutally�slayed
inside�their�home,
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00:04:26,399 --> 00:04:28,739
prospective�buyers
would�be�turned�off.
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But�now,�when
a�violent�crime�is�reported,
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listing�agents,�brokers
and�buyers�are�on�the�scene
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before�the�blood
has�a�chance�to�cool.
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Oh,�Linda,�you�really
don't�want�to�get
your�DNA�on�that.
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00:04:41,881 --> 00:04:45,351
HGTV�has�already�picked�up
on�the�murder-house�trend.
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00:04:45,385 --> 00:04:48,445
I�spoke�with�Bryan�Baeumler
about�his�newest�hit�show,
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Crime�Scene�Interiors.
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00:04:50,323 --> 00:04:52,993
It's�no�secret�why�this�show
has�been�such�a�success.
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I�mean,�it's�got�everything
that�everybody�loves.
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Violence,�money,
the�aspiration�of
home-ownership,�sex.
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00:05:00,199 --> 00:05:02,139
There's�sex�in�the�show?
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00:05:02,168 --> 00:05:04,638
Plus,�it�capitalizes�on
two�really�hot�trends,
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00:05:04,671 --> 00:05:06,971
that�don't�seem�to�be
going�away�anytime�soon,
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00:05:07,006 --> 00:05:09,536
the�insanity�of�the
Toronto�real-estate�market
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00:05:09,575 --> 00:05:12,345
and�man's�inhumanity�to�man.
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Just�the�other�day,
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00:05:14,347 --> 00:05:17,447
a�home�with�two�bedrooms,
one�bathroom
and�four�stranglings
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sold�for�1.2�million.
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-What?
-Yeah.
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Wow.�But...
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00:05:23,690 --> 00:05:26,360
What�if�the
housing�bubble�bursts
and�crime�rates�drop?
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Let's�just�say
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that's�not�going�to�happen
anytime�soon.
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If�you�catch�my�drift.
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Are...�Are�you�implying
that�you're�the�one
murdering�these�people?
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I�didn't�say�that,�Laura.
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(LAUGHS�NERVOUSLY)
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It's�even�spreading
to�neighboring�communities.
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A�few�years�ago,
no�one�would�dream�of�looking
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in�a�garbage�town
like�Hamilton,
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00:05:50,216 --> 00:05:51,946
but�with�improving
transit�options
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00:05:51,984 --> 00:05:54,124
and�a�high
stabbing�per�capita�rate,
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Steel�City
is�the�new�"it"�locale
for�murder�houses.
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For��The�Beaverton,
I'm�Laura�Cilevitz.
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Thanks,�Laura.
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When�we�come�back,
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00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:07,331
confusion,�as�a
suspended�dentist
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00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,597
hands�in�a�badge
and�a�gun,�for�some�reason.
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You�know,�that's�really
interesting,�because...
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-Dentists�are�scary.
-Dentists,�uh...
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00:06:15,808 --> 00:06:17,438
-They�do�have�weapons
at�their�disposal.
-They�do.
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ANNOUNCER:��Tonight,
on�an�all-new
Crime�Scene�Interiors...
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Karen�and�Dan�have
the�perfect�marriage
and�the�perfect�family.
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00:06:24,417 --> 00:06:27,517
But,�will�they�find
their�perfect�Toronto�home?
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00:06:27,553 --> 00:06:30,463
So�this�place�isn't
on�the�market�yet,
but�it�is�available.
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It's�really�nice.�Uh...
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Uh,�did�I�mention
that�the�survivors
are�really�motivated?
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Oh!
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ANNOUNCER:��The�events�here,
were�the�stuff�of�nightmares.
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So�he�hid�the�bodies
in�the�walls?
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00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:45,865
Yeah,�unfortunately�disturbed
a�little�bit�of�the
asbestos�insulation,
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00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:47,565
so�I'll�have�to�get
an�abatement.
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ANNOUNCER:��But,�can�it�be
their�dream�home?
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You�know�what,
I�really�like�the�carpet.
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00:06:54,781 --> 00:06:58,451
It's�disgusting!
That�cream�color
is�going�to�attract�dirt.
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00:06:58,484 --> 00:07:00,124
It's�also�soaked�in�blood.
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00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:03,493
But�don't�worry,
I�checked�and�there's
hardwood�underneath�it.
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Great!
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Nothing�I�do�is�ever
good�enough�for�you,�Karen!
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ANNOUNCER:��All�that�and�more,
on�this�week's�episode
of�Crime�Scene�Interiors.
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Coming�up�on��The�Beaverton...
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Can�men�and�women�be�friends?
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A�new�study�says,
"Yeah�man,�grow�up!"
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MIGUEL:��A�leaked�email�hack
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reveals�Rick�Moranis
is�a�pretty�nice�guy.
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00:07:34,220 --> 00:07:35,720
EMMA:��American�FDA�officials
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give�up,�tie�off
and�chase�the�sweet�dragon.
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To�Ottawa,�the�city
you've�already�forgotten�about
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00:07:42,695 --> 00:07:45,665
since�I�mentioned�it
at�the�start�of�this�sentence.
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Last�year,�the�Ottawa�police
came�under�fire
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for�racist�comments,
the�killing�of�a�black�man
with�mental-health�issues,
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00:07:52,405 --> 00:07:56,605
and�for�implementing
a�training�manual
written�by�Ann�Coulter.
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To�improve
community�relations,
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the�capital's�finest
have�introduced�a�new�policy.
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00:08:01,681 --> 00:08:03,921
From�now�on,
officers�may�only�be�racist
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00:08:03,950 --> 00:08:05,790
on�their�own�time.
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00:08:05,818 --> 00:08:07,848
In�a�statement,
the�department�advised,
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00:08:07,887 --> 00:08:10,887
"By�requiring�officers
to�save�their
deep-seated�hatred
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00:08:10,923 --> 00:08:12,433
"for�evenings�and�weekends,
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00:08:12,458 --> 00:08:14,758
"we�can�protect�ourselves
from�negative�press,
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00:08:14,794 --> 00:08:18,104
"while�continuing
to�do�nothing�about
institutional�racism.
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00:08:18,130 --> 00:08:20,500
"Just�like�we�always�planned."
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00:08:20,533 --> 00:08:23,043
One�of�Canada's�oldest
classic�rock�radio�stations
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00:08:23,069 --> 00:08:24,739
is�closing�its�doors
this�week,
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00:08:24,770 --> 00:08:28,040
citing�a�lack�of
broadcast-caliber�homophobes.
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00:08:28,074 --> 00:08:32,114
For�nearly�40�years,
Fredericton's�109.2,
"The�Queef,"
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00:08:32,144 --> 00:08:34,654
endeared�itself�to�listeners
with�a�steady�diet
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00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:37,280
of�classic�rock
and�on-air�fart�pranks.
183
00:08:37,316 --> 00:08:39,116
But,�when�morning�man,
Jake�Dillinger
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and�his�trusty�sidekick,
Paul�"Pussyhound"�Wisewall,
185
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fell�in�love
and�moved�to�the�country,
186
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the�FM�staple�was�unable
to�find�a�sneering�homophobe
187
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with�a�golden�voice.
188
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Station�manager,�Wayne�Delmas,
189
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hopes�fans�find
the�toxic�masculinity
they're�looking�for,
190
00:08:53,933 --> 00:08:58,913
when�they�re-brand�as
sports-talk�radio's
109.2,�"The�Taint."
191
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GMO�foods
are�in�our�grocery�stores.
192
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But,�are�there�health�risks
associated�with�eating�them?
193
00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:07,947
Joining�us�to�discuss
is�the�lead�geneticist
from�DNA�Authority�Inc.,
194
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Dr.�Thomas�Braymore.
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Dr.�Braymore,
are�GMOs�dangerous?
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(CHUCKLES)�Uh,�look,
all�plants�have�genes.
197
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Rearranging�those�genes
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doesn't�make�plants
more�dangerous.
199
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Genes�change�themselves
naturally,�through�evolution.
200
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Does�that�mean�you�can�make
Swiss�chard
201
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that�doesn't�taste
like�Swiss�dirt?
202
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Well,�we�can�do�anything.
203
00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:30,001
We�can�make
more�nutritious�vegetables,
204
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drought-resistant�rice.
205
00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,741
We�could�hypothetically�put
the�DNA�of�a�praying�mantis
206
00:09:33,773 --> 00:09:38,243
inside�of�a�human
without�any�unwanted
health�risk�to�consumers.
207
00:09:38,277 --> 00:09:42,317
But�many�people
seem�to�think�GMOs
can�put�other�species�at�risk.
208
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Uh,�that's�a�little�unfair.
209
00:09:43,950 --> 00:09:47,620
Sweet�corn
is�not�going�to�push
regular�corn�into�extinction,
210
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GMO�tomatoes
won't�cause�cancer,
211
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there's�no�secret�project
212
00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:52,790
to�build�a�vicious
human-mantis�hybrid.
213
00:09:54,660 --> 00:09:57,630
Could�you�make�a�carrot
that�looks�like�a�fish?
214
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Now�you're�talking.
215
00:09:59,065 --> 00:10:01,265
See,�we�need�to�stop
these�unsubstantiated�claims
216
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that�GMOs�are�Franken-foods,
217
00:10:02,835 --> 00:10:04,765
or�that�seven-foot�mantis-men
are�going�to�escape
218
00:10:04,804 --> 00:10:06,214
their�hidden
Nevada�laboratories
219
00:10:06,238 --> 00:10:07,738
and�wipe�out�all�of�humanity.
220
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Should...
221
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Should�we�be�worried
about�that?
222
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You�keep�bringing�up
giant�mantises.
223
00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:15,916
I�believe
it's�pronounced�manti.
224
00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:17,218
No,�it's�not.
225
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It's�called�hypotheticals.
226
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No�GMO�company�would�ever
227
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build�something
that�dangerous.
228
00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:23,020
I�mean,�who�would�want�that?
229
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The�military?
230
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-I�think,�yes,�probably,�yeah.
-Yes.
231
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Look,�the�thing�we�need
to�remember�here
232
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is�that�it's�not�GMOs
that�are�dangerous.
233
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The�danger�lies�solely
in�the�hands�of�people.
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I�suppose,�that�makes...
235
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In�particular,�mantis-people.
236
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EMMA:�Thank�you,�Dr.�Braymore.
237
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The�NRA,
America's�notorious�gun�lobby,
238
00:10:42,908 --> 00:10:45,178
is�well-known
for�its�inclusiveness.
239
00:10:45,211 --> 00:10:48,681
After�all,�guns�don't�join
violent,�backwards-thinking
organizations,
240
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people�do.
241
00:10:51,450 --> 00:10:53,620
But�now,�the�NRA
is�facing�criticism
242
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:56,023
about�the�role�of�guns
in�recent�mass�shootings
243
00:10:56,055 --> 00:10:59,485
targeting�the�LGBT�community,
women�and�minorities.
244
00:10:59,525 --> 00:11:03,495
Marilla�Wex�reports�on
how�gun�advocates
are�responding.
245
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MARILLA:��When�a�mass�shooting
perpetrated�by�an�FBI
watch-list�suspect
246
00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:10,100
leads�not�only
to�Congress's�inaction
247
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on�an�assault-weapon
ban�for�terrorists,
248
00:11:12,571 --> 00:11:15,171
but�also�a�spike
in�AR-15�sales,
249
00:11:15,207 --> 00:11:18,037
it�can�only�mean�one�thing.
250
00:11:18,077 --> 00:11:20,307
The�NRA�has�some
serious�firepower�in
251
00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:22,576
their�marketing�department.
252
00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:26,285
Gene�Phillips
is�the�gun�industry's
leading�design�consultant.
253
00:11:26,318 --> 00:11:28,888
Never�one�to�let
a�mass�shooting�go�to�waste,
254
00:11:28,921 --> 00:11:30,461
he�spearheaded�the�rollout
255
00:11:30,489 --> 00:11:33,359
of�several�gay-themed�weapons
after�Orlando.
256
00:11:33,392 --> 00:11:35,632
Is�it�hypocritical
to�now�court�a�community
257
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you've�had�a�long�history
of�demonizing�and�persecuting?
258
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We've�always
supported�gay�rights.
259
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Specifically,�the�gay�right
to�bear�arms.
260
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Every�public�shooting
opens�the�gun�lobby's�eyes
261
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to�an�entirely�new
customer�base.
262
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It�came
to�their�attention�that,
263
00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:52,976
not�only�do�women
make�up�half�the�population,
264
00:11:53,012 --> 00:11:57,052
but�also�70%�of�victims
of�domestic�gun�violence.
265
00:11:57,083 --> 00:12:00,693
The�success
of�the�"Girls�Just�Wanna
Have�Guns"�campaign,
266
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,590
led�to�similar
marketing�efforts
267
00:12:02,621 --> 00:12:05,421
towards�movie-goers,�after
the�Aurora�theater�shooting,
268
00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:07,628
college�students,
after�Virginia�Tech,
269
00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:10,430
and�even�children,
after�Sandy�Hook.
270
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I�noticed,�after�the
Charleston�church�shooting,
271
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there�wasn't�a�push�for�guns
targeted�towards
272
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the�African-American
community.
273
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Well...
274
00:12:19,939 --> 00:12:22,139
It�must�have
slipped�our�minds.
275
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MARILLA:��For�The�Beaverton,
I'm�Marilla�Wex.
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Thanks,�Marilla.
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You�know,�guns�are�such
a�complicated�issue.
278
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On�the�one�hand,
they�kill�thousands
every�year...
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After�the�break,
280
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we�start�the�show
from�the�beginning,
281
00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:43,202
to�see�if�you�can�spot
the�one�change.
282
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It's�funny,�because
most�of�them�don't�realize
that�you�can�change�things.
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Coming�up�later,
284
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our�sports�analyst
looks�at�which�Blue�Jays
pitching�prospect
285
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does�throwing�the�best.
286
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EMMA:��MGM�is�expecting
to�save�millions
287
00:13:06,485 --> 00:13:08,215
by�shooting�a�film
and�its�reboot
288
00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:09,994
at�the�same�time.
289
00:13:10,022 --> 00:13:11,792
MIGUEL:��And�as
baby�boomers�age,
290
00:13:11,824 --> 00:13:14,964
we�profile�the�fastest-growing
section�of�the�population,
291
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ghosts.
292
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Today,�scientists�at�NASA
announced�plans
293
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to�land�a�manned�spacecraft
on�Mars�by�2025,
294
00:13:24,870 --> 00:13:29,040
allowing�them�to�be�there
a�full�10�years�before
the�planet�is�gentrified.
295
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NASA�is�hoping
to�collect�samples
296
00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:33,550
and�enjoy�the�thriving
indie-art�scene,
297
00:13:33,579 --> 00:13:36,019
before�developers
inevitably�fill�the�landscape
298
00:13:36,048 --> 00:13:41,288
with�trendy�oxygen�bars
and�organic�freeze-dried
frozen�yogurt�shops.
299
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Property�values�are�already
predicted�to�increase
300
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by�over�200%
in�the�next�decade,
301
00:13:46,592 --> 00:13:49,532
effectively�pricing�out
the�rocks�and�subterranean�ice
302
00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:52,432
that�have�been�there
for�billions�of�years.
303
00:13:52,464 --> 00:13:54,474
As�the�world's
diamond�supply�dwindles,
304
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:57,340
and�the�backlash�increases
on�their�methods
of�extraction,
305
00:13:57,369 --> 00:14:00,709
Canadian�diamond�companies
have�adopted�a�new�approach
to�mining,
306
00:14:00,739 --> 00:14:02,579
synthetic�blood�diamonds.
307
00:14:02,608 --> 00:14:04,838
According�to�De�Beers,
consumers�are�thrilled
308
00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:08,407
that�their�precious�gems
aren't�being�used�to�finance
insurgent�activity
309
00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:10,377
in�central-African
conflict-zones.
310
00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:12,016
But,�there�were�concerns
311
00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:13,291
the�diamonds
wouldn't�feel�authentic
312
00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:16,119
if�human�suffering
wasn't�built�into�their�cost.
313
00:14:16,155 --> 00:14:18,485
Each�hand-crafted�jewel
will�now�come�complete
314
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:21,134
with�a�pamphlet�detailing
just�how�few�resources
315
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:24,130
were�allocated�to�the
northern�community
from�which�they�came,
316
00:14:24,163 --> 00:14:25,633
and�the�backstory
of�the�person
317
00:14:25,664 --> 00:14:28,134
whose�spirit�was�crushed
at�extremely�high�pressure,
318
00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:31,697
in�order�to�manufacture
the�stunning�conflict-bling.
319
00:14:31,737 --> 00:14:34,067
Zoos,�the�nation's
second-favorite�place
320
00:14:34,106 --> 00:14:36,406
to�eat�snacks
while�smelling�feces.
321
00:14:36,442 --> 00:14:39,612
But�recently,
concern�about�how
the�animals�are�being�treated
322
00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:41,775
has�led�to�a�backlash
against�zoos,
323
00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:45,784
with�many�rights�groups
calling�for�them
to�be�closed�altogether.
324
00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:49,558
Joining�us�to�debate�the�issue
is�animal�rights�activist,
John�Karoly.
325
00:14:49,588 --> 00:14:50,758
Thanks�for�having�me.
326
00:14:50,789 --> 00:14:52,859
And�live�via�FaceTime
is�Sebastian,
327
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,592
whose�mommy�promised�him
a�trip�to�the�zoo
328
00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:56,297
if�he�finished�all�this�peas.
329
00:14:56,328 --> 00:14:57,398
Hello.
330
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EMMA:��Oh,�what�a�cutie!
331
00:14:59,865 --> 00:15:02,495
John,�I�think�public�sentiment
has�come�in-line�with�calls
332
00:15:02,534 --> 00:15:05,104
to�ban�elephants
and�large�cats
from�the�circus,
333
00:15:05,137 --> 00:15:07,967
but�most�zoos�advocate
for�conservation,
just�like�you.
334
00:15:08,007 --> 00:15:11,437
Zoos�have�no�intention
of�releasing�captive
animals�into�the�wild.
335
00:15:11,477 --> 00:15:14,407
They�just�desensitize
children�into�believing
336
00:15:14,446 --> 00:15:15,976
exotic�animals�like�giraffes
337
00:15:16,015 --> 00:15:18,475
should�be�gawked�at
from�behind�a�cage.
338
00:15:18,517 --> 00:15:19,547
No!
339
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,385
Sebastian,�a�rebuttal?
340
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:23,020
I�have�to�wah.
341
00:15:23,055 --> 00:15:24,885
Well,�it's�hard
to�argue�with�that.
342
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,434
I�have�dinosaurs!
343
00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:29,128
With�what?�That�point�was
completely�incoherent.
344
00:15:29,161 --> 00:15:31,801
Oh!�Little�harsh,�John.
345
00:15:31,830 --> 00:15:33,470
Are�you�advocating
for�the�closure
346
00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:34,799
of�the�Metro�Toronto�Zoo,
347
00:15:34,833 --> 00:15:37,503
no�matter�how�may�vegetables
Sebastian�eats?
348
00:15:37,536 --> 00:15:38,766
I�want�berries.
349
00:15:38,804 --> 00:15:40,514
I�suppose�you�want
to�take�his�berries�away�too.
350
00:15:40,539 --> 00:15:43,179
I'm�more�than�happy
for�Sebastian�to�eat�fruit,
351
00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:45,778
rather�than�meat
and�dairy�products.
352
00:15:45,811 --> 00:15:48,681
John,�toddlers�need�milk
to�build�bone�mass.
353
00:15:48,714 --> 00:15:51,054
Sebastian,�how�do�you�respond
to�this�low�blow?
354
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:52,847
I�don't�know.
355
00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:54,385
Can�I�start�over?
356
00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:56,760
I�feel�like�my�points
aren't�coming�across�here.
357
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:59,059
The�bottom�line�is,
it's�morally�reprehensible
358
00:15:59,091 --> 00:16:01,431
to�allow�zoos
to�keep�animals�like�elephants
359
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,600
locked�up�in�tiny�cages.
360
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:04,859
No!
361
00:16:05,564 --> 00:16:06,704
For�God's�sake,�John,
362
00:16:06,732 --> 00:16:08,672
just�let�the�kid
see�an�elephant!
363
00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:11,271
Okay,�fine,
he�can�go�to�the�zoo!
364
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:15,913
Well,�I�am�glad
you're�finally�seeing�things
Sebastian's�way,�John.
365
00:16:15,941 --> 00:16:18,181
Now�it's�time�for
our�regular�beauty�segment.
366
00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:20,710
Everyone�has
their�own�beauty�routine
for�looking�good,
367
00:16:20,746 --> 00:16:22,346
personally,�I�use�cream.
368
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:24,482
Wait,�what?
369
00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:26,918
Where?
370
00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:29,890
What�kind?�What...
371
00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:32,162
Well,�why�don't�we�ask
The�Beaverton's�beauty�expert?
372
00:16:32,191 --> 00:16:33,431
Here's�Amber.
373
00:16:37,763 --> 00:16:39,263
From�your�sizable�tush
374
00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:42,068
to�your�inadvisable�bush,
I'm�here�for�you�guys.
375
00:16:43,635 --> 00:16:45,535
Okay!
376
00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:46,941
So,�what�have�you
got�for�us,�Amber?
377
00:16:46,972 --> 00:16:49,012
Okay,�bitches,
prepare�to�be�flab-agasted.
378
00:16:50,309 --> 00:16:53,209
True�beauty
comes�from�the�inside.
379
00:16:53,245 --> 00:16:55,945
Which�is�why�you�need
a�super-tight�core.
380
00:16:55,981 --> 00:16:57,521
Yeah,�I�couldn't�agree�more.
381
00:16:57,549 --> 00:16:59,219
I'm�actually�doing�Kegels
right�now.
382
00:16:59,251 --> 00:17:00,821
AMBER:�When�you're
leaning�in,�ladies,
383
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,923
be�sure�to�flex�those�abs
and�your�glutes.
384
00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:05,886
You�want�people
nodding�appreciatively
at�your�ass
385
00:17:05,924 --> 00:17:09,504
while�you�climb�up
and�down�the�corporate�ladder.
386
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:11,028
Sorry,�Amber,�I,�for�one,
feel�that�women
387
00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:12,973
shouldn't�be�going�down
the�corporate�ladder.
388
00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:14,598
Well,�they�shouldn't
take�the�elevator.
389
00:17:14,633 --> 00:17:16,903
They'll�never�get
their�10,000�steps.
390
00:17:16,935 --> 00:17:18,265
Yeah,�Miguel.
391
00:17:18,303 --> 00:17:20,373
Um,�but�what�about�the�parts
we�can't�exercise,
392
00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:21,706
like�our�faces?
393
00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:23,040
What�do�we�do
to�improve�those?
394
00:17:23,075 --> 00:17:24,775
In�case
you�haven't�heard,�Emma,
395
00:17:24,810 --> 00:17:28,680
the�no-makeup�movement
is�lit�AF�right�now.
396
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:31,124
Yes,�and�I�think
it�is�so�empowering
397
00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:32,790
that�women�are
accepting�themselves
398
00:17:32,818 --> 00:17:34,188
for�their�natural�beauty.
399
00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:35,719
AMBER:�Absolutely!
400
00:17:35,754 --> 00:17:37,594
Unless�you�look�like�trash
without�any�makeup�on.
401
00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:40,463
Then�for�God's�sake,
put�on�some�makeup!
402
00:17:40,492 --> 00:17:42,562
Like,�more�than
you�think�you�need.
403
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:44,428
Too�much�makeup.
404
00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:46,997
Emma,�you've�nailed�it!
405
00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:52,036
Thank�you.
406
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,841
Um,�so�are�you�saying
that�we�shouldn't�follow
407
00:17:53,872 --> 00:17:55,342
the�no-makeup�movement?
408
00:17:55,374 --> 00:17:58,314
I�would�never�advocate
not�participating�in�a�trend.
409
00:17:58,343 --> 00:18:01,483
So,�if�you�want
the�no-makeup�look,
without�the�no-makeup,
410
00:18:01,513 --> 00:18:05,753
you�need�Conceal�Her's
new�line�of�cosmetics,
��NoMakeupSelfie.
411
00:18:05,784 --> 00:18:08,494
It's�very�expensive.
412
00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:10,360
And�expensive
means�good,�right?
413
00:18:10,389 --> 00:18:15,489
Made�with�sulphates,�gluten,
bluefin�tuna�ejaculate
and�ejaculin,
414
00:18:15,527 --> 00:18:17,657
it's�this�week's
"Amber's�Alert."
415
00:18:19,698 --> 00:18:22,128
Uh,�I'm�curious,�Amber,
where�do�they�get�the...
416
00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:23,397
I'm�Amber�saying,
417
00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:24,495
"You�do�you,
418
00:18:24,536 --> 00:18:26,506
"as�long�as�you�do
the�you�I�say�you�are."
419
00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:29,406
Thanks,�Amber.
I�feel�terrible,
420
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:31,341
and�that's�how�I�know
you've�done�your�job.
421
00:18:33,912 --> 00:18:36,122
After�the�break,
don't�think�we've�forgotten
422
00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:38,748
about�the�weird�cream�thing
Miguel�mentioned�earlier.
423
00:18:41,353 --> 00:18:42,823
Where�do�you�even�buy�it?
424
00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:44,085
At�the�cream�store.
425
00:18:45,190 --> 00:18:46,360
-Okay.
-There's�a�lot
of�cream�stores.
426
00:18:46,391 --> 00:18:47,661
The�cream�store?
427
00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:48,863
I�feel�like�I've�been...
428
00:18:57,769 --> 00:18:59,439
Welcome�back.
429
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:02,141
In�domestic�news,
Saskatoon�resident,
Shane�Maddingly,
430
00:19:02,174 --> 00:19:04,884
has�admitted�the�popular
streaming�service,�Netflix,
431
00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:08,280
knows�him�better
than�any�woman
ever�has�or�will.
432
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:09,953
Maddingly,�whose
last�relationship,
433
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,582
was�over�three�years�ago,
434
00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:12,647
came�to�the�realization
435
00:19:12,684 --> 00:19:13,924
after�watching
every�suggestion
436
00:19:13,952 --> 00:19:16,462
in�the�"Top�Picks
for�Wayne"�category,
437
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:19,118
a�marathon�than�included,
A�Most�Wanted�Man,
438
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,788
Diary�of�a�Teenage�Girl,
The�Purge:�Anarchy
439
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:25,157
and�all�98�episodes
of��Star�Trek:�Enterprise.
440
00:19:25,197 --> 00:19:27,067
Reached�for�comment,
Maddingly�said,
441
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:28,599
"I�didn't�know
that�I�needed�to�watch
442
00:19:28,634 --> 00:19:30,844
"The�Hunger�Games:
Mockingjay�Part�2,
443
00:19:30,869 --> 00:19:32,769
"but�Netflix�did,
444
00:19:32,804 --> 00:19:35,644
"just�like�it�knew
Stranger�Things�would�help�me
confront�my�own�Upside�Down.
445
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:38,909
"By�the�time�the�credits
rolled�on��Dirty�Grandpa,
446
00:19:38,944 --> 00:19:42,254
"I'd�never�felt�happier,
or�more�understood."
447
00:19:42,281 --> 00:19:44,621
At��The�Beaverton,
we�believe�the�fourth�estate
448
00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:47,690
is�crucial�to�a
functioning�democracy.
449
00:19:47,719 --> 00:19:50,119
That's�why�we�care
so�much�about�upvotes.
450
00:19:50,622 --> 00:19:52,192
Ugh!
451
00:19:52,224 --> 00:19:54,994
This�week,�the�headline
with�the�most�upvotes�is,
452
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:58,227
"Five�differences�between
'30s�kids�and�'90s�kids."
453
00:19:58,864 --> 00:19:59,974
Oh,�boy!
454
00:19:59,998 --> 00:20:01,428
Number�five,
455
00:20:01,466 --> 00:20:05,796
they�had�a�childhood�Dust�Bowl
but�we�had��Teenage�Dirtbag.
456
00:20:05,837 --> 00:20:08,937
Number�four,�they�had
Portuguese�dictator,�Salazar,
457
00:20:08,974 --> 00:20:10,814
and�we�had�Salazar�Slytherin.
458
00:20:10,842 --> 00:20:12,212
(LAUGHS)
459
00:20:12,244 --> 00:20:13,854
Harry�Potter,�remember?
460
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:14,909
Yeah,�from
The�Chamber�of�Secrets,
461
00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:16,617
I�do�remember,�yes.
462
00:20:16,648 --> 00:20:18,418
Salazar�sold�arms
to�the�Nazis.
463
00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:19,790
Number�three,
464
00:20:19,818 --> 00:20:21,148
we�had�the�classic�beef
465
00:20:21,186 --> 00:20:23,616
between�west�coast
and�east�coast�hip-hop,
466
00:20:23,655 --> 00:20:25,515
they�had�the�beef
between�Stalin
467
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:27,257
and�the�Ukraine�populace.
468
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,330
Millions�starved.
469
00:20:29,361 --> 00:20:31,131
Read�your�thing.
470
00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:32,233
Come�on,�read�it.
471
00:20:32,264 --> 00:20:34,674
Number�two,�we�watched
Michelle�Tanner�grow�up,
472
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:38,070
they�watched
the�Hindenburg�blow�up.
473
00:20:38,103 --> 00:20:42,343
And�number�one,�they�had
the�Italian�Fascist�party,
474
00:20:42,374 --> 00:20:44,844
but�there�was�only�one
Italian�party�we�cared�about,
475
00:20:44,876 --> 00:20:47,306
it�was��Mario�Party.
476
00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:48,876
Look,�Emma,�about�Beavfeed,
477
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:50,524
I'm�having�some�serious
ethical�questions.
478
00:20:50,549 --> 00:20:52,319
That's�all�the�time
we�have�for�tonight.
479
00:20:52,351 --> 00:20:54,451
He's�Miguel�Rivas
and�I'm�Emma�Hunter,
480
00:20:54,486 --> 00:20:56,886
saying�be�safe,
but�not�condom-safe.
481
00:20:59,858 --> 00:21:01,258
That's�so...�Oh�my�God!
482
00:21:01,293 --> 00:21:02,733
I'm�fun.
483
00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:04,361
-No,�you're�not�that�fun.
-I'm�the�fun�one.
484
00:21:04,396 --> 00:21:05,496
MIGUEL:�When�you�say�it
like�that...
485
00:21:05,530 --> 00:21:06,630
EMMA:�I�am.
486
00:21:07,332 --> 00:21:09,302
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