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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,170 --> 00:00:06,910 In�a�win�for�equality,�Mike Pence�has�promised�that�he 2 00:00:06,940 --> 00:00:09,610 will�also�burn�male�witches. 3 00:00:09,943 --> 00:00:13,983 MIGUEL:��Canada�and�the�US agree a 4 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:17,724 round�of�cultural�consultation with�oil�industry�elders. 5 00:00:17,751 --> 00:00:20,191 EMMA:�And�our�travel�expert�will f 6 00:00:20,220 --> 00:00:22,560 Fidel�Castro�means�for�your destination�wedding. 7 00:00:23,289 --> 00:00:25,289 (THEME�MUSIC�PLAYING) 8 00:00:37,504 --> 00:00:38,974 Welcome�to��The�Beaverton, 9 00:00:39,005 --> 00:00:40,165 where�news�is�king 10 00:00:40,206 --> 00:00:41,536 and�your�brains are�undefended�lands 11 00:00:41,574 --> 00:00:43,514 ripe�for�conquering. 12 00:00:43,543 --> 00:00:44,783 I'm�Miguel�Rivas. 13 00:00:44,811 --> 00:00:47,681 And�I'm�Emma�Hunter. Let�the�pillaging�begin. 14 00:00:47,714 --> 00:00:50,084 The�Liberals�continue to�distance�themselves 15 00:00:50,116 --> 00:00:52,246 from�the�Harper�government's foreign�policy, 16 00:00:52,285 --> 00:00:55,455 by�only�fighting�wars they�know�they�can�win. 17 00:00:55,488 --> 00:00:58,858 According�to�National�Defence Minister,�Harjit�Sajjan, 18 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:00,692 pointless�conflict is�inevitable. 19 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:04,497 So�why�not�choose a�pointless�conflict where�we�can�kick�some�ass? 20 00:01:04,531 --> 00:01:07,031 If�we�can�bond�over�a gold�medal�in�Olympic�hockey, 21 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:11,667 imagine�our�national�pride after�we�bomb�Malta into�a�parking�lot, 22 00:01:11,704 --> 00:01:14,214 or�storm�the�beaches of�Belize. 23 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:16,140 After�months�of heated�deliberation, 24 00:01:16,176 --> 00:01:19,446 lawmakers�in�Tallahassee have�voted�to�name the�Zika�virus 25 00:01:19,479 --> 00:01:22,249 the�official�state�disaster of�Florida. 26 00:01:22,282 --> 00:01:25,422 Zika�was�seen�as�the�perfect communicable�disease for�Florida, 27 00:01:25,452 --> 00:01:27,252 as�the�two�have so�much�in�common. 28 00:01:27,287 --> 00:01:29,287 Both�Florida�and�Zika cause�headaches, 29 00:01:29,322 --> 00:01:31,022 are�dangerous for�pregnant�women 30 00:01:31,057 --> 00:01:34,727 and�terrify�experts with�their�potential to�spread�north. 31 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:38,831 Previous�official Florida�disasters�include bath-salt�grandmas, 32 00:01:38,865 --> 00:01:42,165 school�chain-sawings, drunk�water-ski�pyramids, 33 00:01:42,202 --> 00:01:45,642 seeing-eye�panthers and�self-inflicted crossbow�accidents. 34 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:50,140 Excessive�vajazzling, open-carry�snakes, 35 00:01:50,176 --> 00:01:54,046 roller-coaster�knife-fights, crab�avalanches, or�crab-alanches, 36 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:57,180 speedboat�surgeries and�deciding�elections�wrong. 37 00:01:58,818 --> 00:02:01,488 Health�Canada�says�that smoking�medicinal�marijuana 38 00:02:01,521 --> 00:02:04,021 is�the�most�effective�way to�relieve�stress. 39 00:02:04,057 --> 00:02:06,157 Specifically, the�stress�associated 40 00:02:06,192 --> 00:02:09,832 with�having�a�criminal�record for�possessing�marijuana. 41 00:02:09,863 --> 00:02:12,633 Since�2008, weed-related�convictions 42 00:02:12,665 --> 00:02:15,465 have�left more�than�25,000�Canadians 43 00:02:15,502 --> 00:02:18,712 unable�to�cross�the�US�border, land�a�decent�job 44 00:02:18,738 --> 00:02:20,268 or�sit�through more�than�seven�seconds 45 00:02:20,306 --> 00:02:22,506 of�any�Phish�song. 46 00:02:22,542 --> 00:02:24,112 Critics�have�lambasted the�government 47 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:26,914 for�simultaneously selling�medical�marijuana, 48 00:02:26,946 --> 00:02:30,146 while�imprisoning�people for�buying�regular�marijuana. 49 00:02:30,183 --> 00:02:33,523 But�Health�Canada�says�there is�one�crucial�difference between�them. 50 00:02:33,553 --> 00:02:37,123 The�government�only makes�money�off�of�one. 51 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:39,027 To�Washington�now, where�Congress�has�passed 52 00:02:39,058 --> 00:02:42,328 its�first�bipartisan�bill in�over�three�years. 53 00:02:42,362 --> 00:02:46,972 The�new�legislation�requires all�food�labels�to�provide nutritional�information, 54 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:51,000 and�to�disclose�whether�they collaborated�with�the�Nazis during�the�Second�World�War. 55 00:02:52,238 --> 00:02:53,568 The�food-and-beverage�lobby 56 00:02:53,606 --> 00:02:55,106 was�quick to�denounce�the�bill. 57 00:02:55,141 --> 00:02:57,281 They�believe�these warning�labels�will,�quote, 58 00:02:57,310 --> 00:02:58,850 "Punish�our�nation's food-producers 59 00:02:58,878 --> 00:03:01,008 "by�reminding�consumers their�favorite�soft�drink 60 00:03:01,047 --> 00:03:03,477 "was�invented in�the�Third�Reich. 61 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:07,286 "Or,�their�chocolate�bars may�have�once�been made�by�Jewish�slave�labor." 62 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:08,590 It's�not�the�company's�fault. 63 00:03:08,621 --> 00:03:11,491 They�were�only following�recipes. 64 00:03:11,524 --> 00:03:15,634 Meanwhile,�Hugo�Boss, designer�of�the�SS and�Hitler�Youth�uniforms, 65 00:03:15,662 --> 00:03:17,732 defended�their�past,�stating, 66 00:03:17,764 --> 00:03:20,604 "No�one�ever�said the�war�crime�was�that they�were�poorly-dressed." 67 00:03:22,068 --> 00:03:24,138 Do�you�have�any German�ancestry,�Miguel? 68 00:03:24,170 --> 00:03:25,510 No,�I�don't. 69 00:03:25,538 --> 00:03:28,368 I�do. Grandparents�on�both�sides. 70 00:03:28,408 --> 00:03:30,378 So,�they�fled from�persecution. 71 00:03:30,410 --> 00:03:31,510 Really? 72 00:03:31,544 --> 00:03:32,854 -Sorry�to�hear�that. -Thank�you. 73 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:33,949 When�did�they get�out�of�Europe? 74 00:03:33,980 --> 00:03:34,950 1945. 75 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:40,247 Do�you�mean�to�say they�fled�from�prosecution? 76 00:03:40,286 --> 00:03:41,286 Yeah,�that's�what�I�said. 77 00:03:44,290 --> 00:03:45,760 To�Toronto, 78 00:03:45,792 --> 00:03:48,292 where�the�city's�plan to�completely block�out�the�sun 79 00:03:48,328 --> 00:03:50,758 with�condominiums is�nearly�complete. 80 00:03:50,797 --> 00:03:52,427 But,�while it's�easier�than�ever 81 00:03:52,465 --> 00:03:54,095 to�find a�200�square�foot�condo 82 00:03:54,133 --> 00:03:56,303 with�a�beautiful�view of�another�condo, 83 00:03:56,336 --> 00:03:58,666 what�about�those�of�us looking�to�buy�a�house? 84 00:03:58,705 --> 00:04:01,635 With�more,�we�go�to The�Beaverton's�own, Laura�Cilevitz. 85 00:04:01,674 --> 00:04:04,244 LAURA:��With�the�average�price of�a�detached�Toronto�home 86 00:04:04,277 --> 00:04:06,207 creeping�over the�million-dollar�mark, 87 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:09,416 owning�real�estate may�seem�like�a�pipe�dream. 88 00:04:09,449 --> 00:04:12,319 But�savvy�buyers can�still�find affordable�properties 89 00:04:12,352 --> 00:04:15,422 if�they're�willing�to�overlook a�few�inconveniences. 90 00:04:15,455 --> 00:04:17,855 An�unfinished�basement, poor�air-conditioning 91 00:04:17,890 --> 00:04:19,160 or�the�fact�that�their�house 92 00:04:19,192 --> 00:04:22,532 was�the�site of�a�grisly�murder. 93 00:04:22,562 --> 00:04:26,372 Traditionally,�when�a�seller was�brutally�slayed inside�their�home, 94 00:04:26,399 --> 00:04:28,739 prospective�buyers would�be�turned�off. 95 00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:31,268 But�now,�when a�violent�crime�is�reported, 96 00:04:31,304 --> 00:04:34,314 listing�agents,�brokers and�buyers�are�on�the�scene 97 00:04:34,340 --> 00:04:37,340 before�the�blood has�a�chance�to�cool. 98 00:04:37,377 --> 00:04:41,847 Oh,�Linda,�you�really don't�want�to�get your�DNA�on�that. 99 00:04:41,881 --> 00:04:45,351 HGTV�has�already�picked�up on�the�murder-house�trend. 100 00:04:45,385 --> 00:04:48,445 I�spoke�with�Bryan�Baeumler about�his�newest�hit�show, 101 00:04:48,488 --> 00:04:50,288 Crime�Scene�Interiors. 102 00:04:50,323 --> 00:04:52,993 It's�no�secret�why�this�show has�been�such�a�success. 103 00:04:53,026 --> 00:04:55,456 I�mean,�it's�got�everything that�everybody�loves. 104 00:04:55,495 --> 00:05:00,165 Violence,�money, the�aspiration�of home-ownership,�sex. 105 00:05:00,199 --> 00:05:02,139 There's�sex�in�the�show? 106 00:05:02,168 --> 00:05:04,638 Plus,�it�capitalizes�on two�really�hot�trends, 107 00:05:04,671 --> 00:05:06,971 that�don't�seem�to�be going�away�anytime�soon, 108 00:05:07,006 --> 00:05:09,536 the�insanity�of�the Toronto�real-estate�market 109 00:05:09,575 --> 00:05:12,345 and�man's�inhumanity�to�man. 110 00:05:12,378 --> 00:05:14,308 Just�the�other�day, 111 00:05:14,347 --> 00:05:17,447 a�home�with�two�bedrooms, one�bathroom and�four�stranglings 112 00:05:17,483 --> 00:05:19,693 sold�for�1.2�million. 113 00:05:19,719 --> 00:05:21,289 -What? -Yeah. 114 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:23,661 Wow.�But... 115 00:05:23,690 --> 00:05:26,360 What�if�the housing�bubble�bursts and�crime�rates�drop? 116 00:05:27,126 --> 00:05:28,486 Let's�just�say 117 00:05:28,528 --> 00:05:30,558 that's�not�going�to�happen anytime�soon. 118 00:05:30,596 --> 00:05:33,426 If�you�catch�my�drift. 119 00:05:33,466 --> 00:05:36,796 Are...�Are�you�implying that�you're�the�one murdering�these�people? 120 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:38,266 I�didn't�say�that,�Laura. 121 00:05:39,639 --> 00:05:40,769 (LAUGHS�NERVOUSLY) 122 00:05:43,109 --> 00:05:45,709 It's�even�spreading to�neighboring�communities. 123 00:05:45,745 --> 00:05:48,105 A�few�years�ago, no�one�would�dream�of�looking 124 00:05:48,147 --> 00:05:50,177 in�a�garbage�town like�Hamilton, 125 00:05:50,216 --> 00:05:51,946 but�with�improving transit�options 126 00:05:51,984 --> 00:05:54,124 and�a�high stabbing�per�capita�rate, 127 00:05:54,153 --> 00:05:57,563 Steel�City is�the�new�"it"�locale for�murder�houses. 128 00:05:57,590 --> 00:05:59,660 For��The�Beaverton, I'm�Laura�Cilevitz. 129 00:06:02,662 --> 00:06:03,702 Thanks,�Laura. 130 00:06:03,730 --> 00:06:05,000 When�we�come�back, 131 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:07,331 confusion,�as�a suspended�dentist 132 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,597 hands�in�a�badge and�a�gun,�for�some�reason. 133 00:06:12,705 --> 00:06:14,335 You�know,�that's�really interesting,�because... 134 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:15,784 -Dentists�are�scary. -Dentists,�uh... 135 00:06:15,808 --> 00:06:17,438 -They�do�have�weapons at�their�disposal. -They�do. 136 00:06:17,477 --> 00:06:20,477 ANNOUNCER:��Tonight, on�an�all-new Crime�Scene�Interiors... 137 00:06:20,513 --> 00:06:24,383 Karen�and�Dan�have the�perfect�marriage and�the�perfect�family. 138 00:06:24,417 --> 00:06:27,517 But,�will�they�find their�perfect�Toronto�home? 139 00:06:27,553 --> 00:06:30,463 So�this�place�isn't on�the�market�yet, but�it�is�available. 140 00:06:30,490 --> 00:06:33,230 It's�really�nice.�Uh... 141 00:06:33,259 --> 00:06:35,929 Uh,�did�I�mention that�the�survivors are�really�motivated? 142 00:06:35,962 --> 00:06:37,502 Oh! 143 00:06:37,530 --> 00:06:39,730 ANNOUNCER:��The�events�here, were�the�stuff�of�nightmares. 144 00:06:39,766 --> 00:06:42,196 So�he�hid�the�bodies in�the�walls? 145 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:45,865 Yeah,�unfortunately�disturbed a�little�bit�of�the asbestos�insulation, 146 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:47,565 so�I'll�have�to�get an�abatement. 147 00:06:50,376 --> 00:06:52,346 ANNOUNCER:��But,�can�it�be their�dream�home? 148 00:06:52,378 --> 00:06:54,748 You�know�what, I�really�like�the�carpet. 149 00:06:54,781 --> 00:06:58,451 It's�disgusting! That�cream�color is�going�to�attract�dirt. 150 00:06:58,484 --> 00:07:00,124 It's�also�soaked�in�blood. 151 00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:03,493 But�don't�worry, I�checked�and�there's hardwood�underneath�it. 152 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:06,290 Great! 153 00:07:06,325 --> 00:07:09,655 Nothing�I�do�is�ever good�enough�for�you,�Karen! 154 00:07:09,695 --> 00:07:12,995 ANNOUNCER:��All�that�and�more, on�this�week's�episode of�Crime�Scene�Interiors. 155 00:07:20,506 --> 00:07:22,106 Coming�up�on��The�Beaverton... 156 00:07:23,075 --> 00:07:25,005 Can�men�and�women�be�friends? 157 00:07:25,044 --> 00:07:27,514 A�new�study�says, "Yeah�man,�grow�up!" 158 00:07:28,748 --> 00:07:30,078 MIGUEL:��A�leaked�email�hack 159 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:32,546 reveals�Rick�Moranis is�a�pretty�nice�guy. 160 00:07:34,220 --> 00:07:35,720 EMMA:��American�FDA�officials 161 00:07:35,755 --> 00:07:38,115 give�up,�tie�off and�chase�the�sweet�dragon. 162 00:07:39,992 --> 00:07:42,662 To�Ottawa,�the�city you've�already�forgotten�about 163 00:07:42,695 --> 00:07:45,665 since�I�mentioned�it at�the�start�of�this�sentence. 164 00:07:45,698 --> 00:07:48,268 Last�year,�the�Ottawa�police came�under�fire 165 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:52,371 for�racist�comments, the�killing�of�a�black�man with�mental-health�issues, 166 00:07:52,405 --> 00:07:56,605 and�for�implementing a�training�manual written�by�Ann�Coulter. 167 00:07:56,642 --> 00:07:58,312 To�improve community�relations, 168 00:07:58,344 --> 00:08:01,654 the�capital's�finest have�introduced�a�new�policy. 169 00:08:01,681 --> 00:08:03,921 From�now�on, officers�may�only�be�racist 170 00:08:03,950 --> 00:08:05,790 on�their�own�time. 171 00:08:05,818 --> 00:08:07,848 In�a�statement, the�department�advised, 172 00:08:07,887 --> 00:08:10,887 "By�requiring�officers to�save�their deep-seated�hatred 173 00:08:10,923 --> 00:08:12,433 "for�evenings�and�weekends, 174 00:08:12,458 --> 00:08:14,758 "we�can�protect�ourselves from�negative�press, 175 00:08:14,794 --> 00:08:18,104 "while�continuing to�do�nothing�about institutional�racism. 176 00:08:18,130 --> 00:08:20,500 "Just�like�we�always�planned." 177 00:08:20,533 --> 00:08:23,043 One�of�Canada's�oldest classic�rock�radio�stations 178 00:08:23,069 --> 00:08:24,739 is�closing�its�doors this�week, 179 00:08:24,770 --> 00:08:28,040 citing�a�lack�of broadcast-caliber�homophobes. 180 00:08:28,074 --> 00:08:32,114 For�nearly�40�years, Fredericton's�109.2, "The�Queef," 181 00:08:32,144 --> 00:08:34,654 endeared�itself�to�listeners with�a�steady�diet 182 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:37,280 of�classic�rock and�on-air�fart�pranks. 183 00:08:37,316 --> 00:08:39,116 But,�when�morning�man, Jake�Dillinger 184 00:08:39,151 --> 00:08:42,561 and�his�trusty�sidekick, Paul�"Pussyhound"�Wisewall, 185 00:08:42,588 --> 00:08:44,588 fell�in�love and�moved�to�the�country, 186 00:08:44,624 --> 00:08:47,434 the�FM�staple�was�unable to�find�a�sneering�homophobe 187 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:49,360 with�a�golden�voice. 188 00:08:49,395 --> 00:08:50,855 Station�manager,�Wayne�Delmas, 189 00:08:50,897 --> 00:08:53,897 hopes�fans�find the�toxic�masculinity they're�looking�for, 190 00:08:53,933 --> 00:08:58,913 when�they�re-brand�as sports-talk�radio's 109.2,�"The�Taint." 191 00:08:58,938 --> 00:09:01,208 GMO�foods are�in�our�grocery�stores. 192 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:04,240 But,�are�there�health�risks associated�with�eating�them? 193 00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:07,947 Joining�us�to�discuss is�the�lead�geneticist from�DNA�Authority�Inc., 194 00:09:07,980 --> 00:09:09,820 Dr.�Thomas�Braymore. 195 00:09:09,849 --> 00:09:12,119 Dr.�Braymore, are�GMOs�dangerous? 196 00:09:12,151 --> 00:09:15,391 (CHUCKLES)�Uh,�look, all�plants�have�genes. 197 00:09:15,421 --> 00:09:16,591 Rearranging�those�genes 198 00:09:16,622 --> 00:09:18,862 doesn't�make�plants more�dangerous. 199 00:09:18,891 --> 00:09:22,401 Genes�change�themselves naturally,�through�evolution. 200 00:09:22,428 --> 00:09:24,158 Does�that�mean�you�can�make Swiss�chard 201 00:09:24,196 --> 00:09:26,826 that�doesn't�taste like�Swiss�dirt? 202 00:09:26,866 --> 00:09:28,366 Well,�we�can�do�anything. 203 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:30,001 We�can�make more�nutritious�vegetables, 204 00:09:30,036 --> 00:09:31,536 drought-resistant�rice. 205 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,741 We�could�hypothetically�put the�DNA�of�a�praying�mantis 206 00:09:33,773 --> 00:09:38,243 inside�of�a�human without�any�unwanted health�risk�to�consumers. 207 00:09:38,277 --> 00:09:42,317 But�many�people seem�to�think�GMOs can�put�other�species�at�risk. 208 00:09:42,348 --> 00:09:43,918 Uh,�that's�a�little�unfair. 209 00:09:43,950 --> 00:09:47,620 Sweet�corn is�not�going�to�push regular�corn�into�extinction, 210 00:09:47,653 --> 00:09:49,623 GMO�tomatoes won't�cause�cancer, 211 00:09:49,655 --> 00:09:50,855 there's�no�secret�project 212 00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:52,790 to�build�a�vicious human-mantis�hybrid. 213 00:09:54,660 --> 00:09:57,630 Could�you�make�a�carrot that�looks�like�a�fish? 214 00:09:57,663 --> 00:09:59,033 Now�you're�talking. 215 00:09:59,065 --> 00:10:01,265 See,�we�need�to�stop these�unsubstantiated�claims 216 00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:02,800 that�GMOs�are�Franken-foods, 217 00:10:02,835 --> 00:10:04,765 or�that�seven-foot�mantis-men are�going�to�escape 218 00:10:04,804 --> 00:10:06,214 their�hidden Nevada�laboratories 219 00:10:06,238 --> 00:10:07,738 and�wipe�out�all�of�humanity. 220 00:10:09,375 --> 00:10:10,505 Should... 221 00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:11,813 Should�we�be�worried about�that? 222 00:10:11,844 --> 00:10:13,914 You�keep�bringing�up giant�mantises. 223 00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:15,916 I�believe it's�pronounced�manti. 224 00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:17,218 No,�it's�not. 225 00:10:17,249 --> 00:10:18,719 It's�called�hypotheticals. 226 00:10:18,751 --> 00:10:19,951 No�GMO�company�would�ever 227 00:10:19,986 --> 00:10:21,486 build�something that�dangerous. 228 00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:23,020 I�mean,�who�would�want�that? 229 00:10:23,055 --> 00:10:24,055 The�military? 230 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:28,792 -I�think,�yes,�probably,�yeah. -Yes. 231 00:10:28,828 --> 00:10:30,428 Look,�the�thing�we�need to�remember�here 232 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,503 is�that�it's�not�GMOs that�are�dangerous. 233 00:10:32,531 --> 00:10:34,671 The�danger�lies�solely in�the�hands�of�people. 234 00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:36,100 I�suppose,�that�makes... 235 00:10:36,135 --> 00:10:37,465 In�particular,�mantis-people. 236 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:40,044 EMMA:�Thank�you,�Dr.�Braymore. 237 00:10:40,072 --> 00:10:42,882 The�NRA, America's�notorious�gun�lobby, 238 00:10:42,908 --> 00:10:45,178 is�well-known for�its�inclusiveness. 239 00:10:45,211 --> 00:10:48,681 After�all,�guns�don't�join violent,�backwards-thinking organizations, 240 00:10:48,714 --> 00:10:51,424 people�do. 241 00:10:51,450 --> 00:10:53,620 But�now,�the�NRA is�facing�criticism 242 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:56,023 about�the�role�of�guns in�recent�mass�shootings 243 00:10:56,055 --> 00:10:59,485 targeting�the�LGBT�community, women�and�minorities. 244 00:10:59,525 --> 00:11:03,495 Marilla�Wex�reports�on how�gun�advocates are�responding. 245 00:11:03,529 --> 00:11:07,869 MARILLA:��When�a�mass�shooting perpetrated�by�an�FBI watch-list�suspect 246 00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:10,100 leads�not�only to�Congress's�inaction 247 00:11:10,136 --> 00:11:12,536 on�an�assault-weapon ban�for�terrorists, 248 00:11:12,571 --> 00:11:15,171 but�also�a�spike in�AR-15�sales, 249 00:11:15,207 --> 00:11:18,037 it�can�only�mean�one�thing. 250 00:11:18,077 --> 00:11:20,307 The�NRA�has�some serious�firepower�in 251 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:22,576 their�marketing�department. 252 00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:26,285 Gene�Phillips is�the�gun�industry's leading�design�consultant. 253 00:11:26,318 --> 00:11:28,888 Never�one�to�let a�mass�shooting�go�to�waste, 254 00:11:28,921 --> 00:11:30,461 he�spearheaded�the�rollout 255 00:11:30,489 --> 00:11:33,359 of�several�gay-themed�weapons after�Orlando. 256 00:11:33,392 --> 00:11:35,632 Is�it�hypocritical to�now�court�a�community 257 00:11:35,661 --> 00:11:39,201 you've�had�a�long�history of�demonizing�and�persecuting? 258 00:11:39,231 --> 00:11:41,131 We've�always supported�gay�rights. 259 00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:43,537 Specifically,�the�gay�right to�bear�arms. 260 00:11:43,569 --> 00:11:46,239 Every�public�shooting opens�the�gun�lobby's�eyes 261 00:11:46,272 --> 00:11:48,742 to�an�entirely�new customer�base. 262 00:11:48,774 --> 00:11:50,344 It�came to�their�attention�that, 263 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:52,976 not�only�do�women make�up�half�the�population, 264 00:11:53,012 --> 00:11:57,052 but�also�70%�of�victims of�domestic�gun�violence. 265 00:11:57,083 --> 00:12:00,693 The�success of�the�"Girls�Just�Wanna Have�Guns"�campaign, 266 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,590 led�to�similar marketing�efforts 267 00:12:02,621 --> 00:12:05,421 towards�movie-goers,�after the�Aurora�theater�shooting, 268 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:07,628 college�students, after�Virginia�Tech, 269 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:10,430 and�even�children, after�Sandy�Hook. 270 00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:12,473 I�noticed,�after�the Charleston�church�shooting, 271 00:12:12,498 --> 00:12:14,568 there�wasn't�a�push�for�guns targeted�towards 272 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:16,970 the�African-American community. 273 00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:19,913 Well... 274 00:12:19,939 --> 00:12:22,139 It�must�have slipped�our�minds. 275 00:12:22,174 --> 00:12:24,884 MARILLA:��For�The�Beaverton, I'm�Marilla�Wex. 276 00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:25,980 Thanks,�Marilla. 277 00:12:26,011 --> 00:12:28,081 You�know,�guns�are�such a�complicated�issue. 278 00:12:28,114 --> 00:12:30,584 On�the�one�hand, they�kill�thousands every�year... 279 00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:37,522 After�the�break, 280 00:12:37,556 --> 00:12:39,456 we�start�the�show from�the�beginning, 281 00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:43,202 to�see�if�you�can�spot the�one�change. 282 00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:47,099 It's�funny,�because most�of�them�don't�realize that�you�can�change�things. 283 00:12:57,042 --> 00:12:58,782 Coming�up�later, 284 00:12:58,811 --> 00:13:01,811 our�sports�analyst looks�at�which�Blue�Jays pitching�prospect 285 00:13:01,847 --> 00:13:04,117 does�throwing�the�best. 286 00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:06,450 EMMA:��MGM�is�expecting to�save�millions 287 00:13:06,485 --> 00:13:08,215 by�shooting�a�film and�its�reboot 288 00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:09,994 at�the�same�time. 289 00:13:10,022 --> 00:13:11,792 MIGUEL:��And�as baby�boomers�age, 290 00:13:11,824 --> 00:13:14,964 we�profile�the�fastest-growing section�of�the�population, 291 00:13:14,994 --> 00:13:16,164 ghosts. 292 00:13:18,063 --> 00:13:20,703 Today,�scientists�at�NASA announced�plans 293 00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:24,843 to�land�a�manned�spacecraft on�Mars�by�2025, 294 00:13:24,870 --> 00:13:29,040 allowing�them�to�be�there a�full�10�years�before the�planet�is�gentrified. 295 00:13:29,074 --> 00:13:31,284 NASA�is�hoping to�collect�samples 296 00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:33,550 and�enjoy�the�thriving indie-art�scene, 297 00:13:33,579 --> 00:13:36,019 before�developers inevitably�fill�the�landscape 298 00:13:36,048 --> 00:13:41,288 with�trendy�oxygen�bars and�organic�freeze-dried frozen�yogurt�shops. 299 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,790 Property�values�are�already predicted�to�increase 300 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:46,563 by�over�200% in�the�next�decade, 301 00:13:46,592 --> 00:13:49,532 effectively�pricing�out the�rocks�and�subterranean�ice 302 00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:52,432 that�have�been�there for�billions�of�years. 303 00:13:52,464 --> 00:13:54,474 As�the�world's diamond�supply�dwindles, 304 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:57,340 and�the�backlash�increases on�their�methods of�extraction, 305 00:13:57,369 --> 00:14:00,709 Canadian�diamond�companies have�adopted�a�new�approach to�mining, 306 00:14:00,739 --> 00:14:02,579 synthetic�blood�diamonds. 307 00:14:02,608 --> 00:14:04,838 According�to�De�Beers, consumers�are�thrilled 308 00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:08,407 that�their�precious�gems aren't�being�used�to�finance insurgent�activity 309 00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:10,377 in�central-African conflict-zones. 310 00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:12,016 But,�there�were�concerns 311 00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:13,291 the�diamonds wouldn't�feel�authentic 312 00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:16,119 if�human�suffering wasn't�built�into�their�cost. 313 00:14:16,155 --> 00:14:18,485 Each�hand-crafted�jewel will�now�come�complete 314 00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:21,134 with�a�pamphlet�detailing just�how�few�resources 315 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:24,130 were�allocated�to�the northern�community from�which�they�came, 316 00:14:24,163 --> 00:14:25,633 and�the�backstory of�the�person 317 00:14:25,664 --> 00:14:28,134 whose�spirit�was�crushed at�extremely�high�pressure, 318 00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:31,697 in�order�to�manufacture the�stunning�conflict-bling. 319 00:14:31,737 --> 00:14:34,067 Zoos,�the�nation's second-favorite�place 320 00:14:34,106 --> 00:14:36,406 to�eat�snacks while�smelling�feces. 321 00:14:36,442 --> 00:14:39,612 But�recently, concern�about�how the�animals�are�being�treated 322 00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:41,775 has�led�to�a�backlash against�zoos, 323 00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:45,784 with�many�rights�groups calling�for�them to�be�closed�altogether. 324 00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:49,558 Joining�us�to�debate�the�issue is�animal�rights�activist, John�Karoly. 325 00:14:49,588 --> 00:14:50,758 Thanks�for�having�me. 326 00:14:50,789 --> 00:14:52,859 And�live�via�FaceTime is�Sebastian, 327 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,592 whose�mommy�promised�him a�trip�to�the�zoo 328 00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:56,297 if�he�finished�all�this�peas. 329 00:14:56,328 --> 00:14:57,398 Hello. 330 00:14:57,429 --> 00:14:59,829 EMMA:��Oh,�what�a�cutie! 331 00:14:59,865 --> 00:15:02,495 John,�I�think�public�sentiment has�come�in-line�with�calls 332 00:15:02,534 --> 00:15:05,104 to�ban�elephants and�large�cats from�the�circus, 333 00:15:05,137 --> 00:15:07,967 but�most�zoos�advocate for�conservation, just�like�you. 334 00:15:08,007 --> 00:15:11,437 Zoos�have�no�intention of�releasing�captive animals�into�the�wild. 335 00:15:11,477 --> 00:15:14,407 They�just�desensitize children�into�believing 336 00:15:14,446 --> 00:15:15,976 exotic�animals�like�giraffes 337 00:15:16,015 --> 00:15:18,475 should�be�gawked�at from�behind�a�cage. 338 00:15:18,517 --> 00:15:19,547 No! 339 00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,385 Sebastian,�a�rebuttal? 340 00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:23,020 I�have�to�wah. 341 00:15:23,055 --> 00:15:24,885 Well,�it's�hard to�argue�with�that. 342 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,434 I�have�dinosaurs! 343 00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:29,128 With�what?�That�point�was completely�incoherent. 344 00:15:29,161 --> 00:15:31,801 Oh!�Little�harsh,�John. 345 00:15:31,830 --> 00:15:33,470 Are�you�advocating for�the�closure 346 00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:34,799 of�the�Metro�Toronto�Zoo, 347 00:15:34,833 --> 00:15:37,503 no�matter�how�may�vegetables Sebastian�eats? 348 00:15:37,536 --> 00:15:38,766 I�want�berries. 349 00:15:38,804 --> 00:15:40,514 I�suppose�you�want to�take�his�berries�away�too. 350 00:15:40,539 --> 00:15:43,179 I'm�more�than�happy for�Sebastian�to�eat�fruit, 351 00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:45,778 rather�than�meat and�dairy�products. 352 00:15:45,811 --> 00:15:48,681 John,�toddlers�need�milk to�build�bone�mass. 353 00:15:48,714 --> 00:15:51,054 Sebastian,�how�do�you�respond to�this�low�blow? 354 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:52,847 I�don't�know. 355 00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:54,385 Can�I�start�over? 356 00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:56,760 I�feel�like�my�points aren't�coming�across�here. 357 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:59,059 The�bottom�line�is, it's�morally�reprehensible 358 00:15:59,091 --> 00:16:01,431 to�allow�zoos to�keep�animals�like�elephants 359 00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,600 locked�up�in�tiny�cages. 360 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:04,859 No! 361 00:16:05,564 --> 00:16:06,704 For�God's�sake,�John, 362 00:16:06,732 --> 00:16:08,672 just�let�the�kid see�an�elephant! 363 00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:11,271 Okay,�fine, he�can�go�to�the�zoo! 364 00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:15,913 Well,�I�am�glad you're�finally�seeing�things Sebastian's�way,�John. 365 00:16:15,941 --> 00:16:18,181 Now�it's�time�for our�regular�beauty�segment. 366 00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:20,710 Everyone�has their�own�beauty�routine for�looking�good, 367 00:16:20,746 --> 00:16:22,346 personally,�I�use�cream. 368 00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:24,482 Wait,�what? 369 00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:26,918 Where? 370 00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:29,890 What�kind?�What... 371 00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:32,162 Well,�why�don't�we�ask The�Beaverton's�beauty�expert? 372 00:16:32,191 --> 00:16:33,431 Here's�Amber. 373 00:16:37,763 --> 00:16:39,263 From�your�sizable�tush 374 00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:42,068 to�your�inadvisable�bush, I'm�here�for�you�guys. 375 00:16:43,635 --> 00:16:45,535 Okay! 376 00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:46,941 So,�what�have�you got�for�us,�Amber? 377 00:16:46,972 --> 00:16:49,012 Okay,�bitches, prepare�to�be�flab-agasted. 378 00:16:50,309 --> 00:16:53,209 True�beauty comes�from�the�inside. 379 00:16:53,245 --> 00:16:55,945 Which�is�why�you�need a�super-tight�core. 380 00:16:55,981 --> 00:16:57,521 Yeah,�I�couldn't�agree�more. 381 00:16:57,549 --> 00:16:59,219 I'm�actually�doing�Kegels right�now. 382 00:16:59,251 --> 00:17:00,821 AMBER:�When�you're leaning�in,�ladies, 383 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,923 be�sure�to�flex�those�abs and�your�glutes. 384 00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:05,886 You�want�people nodding�appreciatively at�your�ass 385 00:17:05,924 --> 00:17:09,504 while�you�climb�up and�down�the�corporate�ladder. 386 00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:11,028 Sorry,�Amber,�I,�for�one, feel�that�women 387 00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:12,973 shouldn't�be�going�down the�corporate�ladder. 388 00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:14,598 Well,�they�shouldn't take�the�elevator. 389 00:17:14,633 --> 00:17:16,903 They'll�never�get their�10,000�steps. 390 00:17:16,935 --> 00:17:18,265 Yeah,�Miguel. 391 00:17:18,303 --> 00:17:20,373 Um,�but�what�about�the�parts we�can't�exercise, 392 00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:21,706 like�our�faces? 393 00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:23,040 What�do�we�do to�improve�those? 394 00:17:23,075 --> 00:17:24,775 In�case you�haven't�heard,�Emma, 395 00:17:24,810 --> 00:17:28,680 the�no-makeup�movement is�lit�AF�right�now. 396 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:31,124 Yes,�and�I�think it�is�so�empowering 397 00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:32,790 that�women�are accepting�themselves 398 00:17:32,818 --> 00:17:34,188 for�their�natural�beauty. 399 00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:35,719 AMBER:�Absolutely! 400 00:17:35,754 --> 00:17:37,594 Unless�you�look�like�trash without�any�makeup�on. 401 00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:40,463 Then�for�God's�sake, put�on�some�makeup! 402 00:17:40,492 --> 00:17:42,562 Like,�more�than you�think�you�need. 403 00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:44,428 Too�much�makeup. 404 00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:46,997 Emma,�you've�nailed�it! 405 00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:52,036 Thank�you. 406 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,841 Um,�so�are�you�saying that�we�shouldn't�follow 407 00:17:53,872 --> 00:17:55,342 the�no-makeup�movement? 408 00:17:55,374 --> 00:17:58,314 I�would�never�advocate not�participating�in�a�trend. 409 00:17:58,343 --> 00:18:01,483 So,�if�you�want the�no-makeup�look, without�the�no-makeup, 410 00:18:01,513 --> 00:18:05,753 you�need�Conceal�Her's new�line�of�cosmetics, ��NoMakeupSelfie. 411 00:18:05,784 --> 00:18:08,494 It's�very�expensive. 412 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:10,360 And�expensive means�good,�right? 413 00:18:10,389 --> 00:18:15,489 Made�with�sulphates,�gluten, bluefin�tuna�ejaculate and�ejaculin, 414 00:18:15,527 --> 00:18:17,657 it's�this�week's "Amber's�Alert." 415 00:18:19,698 --> 00:18:22,128 Uh,�I'm�curious,�Amber, where�do�they�get�the... 416 00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:23,397 I'm�Amber�saying, 417 00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:24,495 "You�do�you, 418 00:18:24,536 --> 00:18:26,506 "as�long�as�you�do the�you�I�say�you�are." 419 00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:29,406 Thanks,�Amber. I�feel�terrible, 420 00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:31,341 and�that's�how�I�know you've�done�your�job. 421 00:18:33,912 --> 00:18:36,122 After�the�break, don't�think�we've�forgotten 422 00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:38,748 about�the�weird�cream�thing Miguel�mentioned�earlier. 423 00:18:41,353 --> 00:18:42,823 Where�do�you�even�buy�it? 424 00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:44,085 At�the�cream�store. 425 00:18:45,190 --> 00:18:46,360 -Okay. -There's�a�lot of�cream�stores. 426 00:18:46,391 --> 00:18:47,661 The�cream�store? 427 00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:48,863 I�feel�like�I've�been... 428 00:18:57,769 --> 00:18:59,439 Welcome�back. 429 00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:02,141 In�domestic�news, Saskatoon�resident, Shane�Maddingly, 430 00:19:02,174 --> 00:19:04,884 has�admitted�the�popular streaming�service,�Netflix, 431 00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:08,280 knows�him�better than�any�woman ever�has�or�will. 432 00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:09,953 Maddingly,�whose last�relationship, 433 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,582 was�over�three�years�ago, 434 00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:12,647 came�to�the�realization 435 00:19:12,684 --> 00:19:13,924 after�watching every�suggestion 436 00:19:13,952 --> 00:19:16,462 in�the�"Top�Picks for�Wayne"�category, 437 00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:19,118 a�marathon�than�included, A�Most�Wanted�Man, 438 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,788 Diary�of�a�Teenage�Girl, The�Purge:�Anarchy 439 00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:25,157 and�all�98�episodes of��Star�Trek:�Enterprise. 440 00:19:25,197 --> 00:19:27,067 Reached�for�comment, Maddingly�said, 441 00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:28,599 "I�didn't�know that�I�needed�to�watch 442 00:19:28,634 --> 00:19:30,844 "The�Hunger�Games: Mockingjay�Part�2, 443 00:19:30,869 --> 00:19:32,769 "but�Netflix�did, 444 00:19:32,804 --> 00:19:35,644 "just�like�it�knew Stranger�Things�would�help�me confront�my�own�Upside�Down. 445 00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:38,909 "By�the�time�the�credits rolled�on��Dirty�Grandpa, 446 00:19:38,944 --> 00:19:42,254 "I'd�never�felt�happier, or�more�understood." 447 00:19:42,281 --> 00:19:44,621 At��The�Beaverton, we�believe�the�fourth�estate 448 00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:47,690 is�crucial�to�a functioning�democracy. 449 00:19:47,719 --> 00:19:50,119 That's�why�we�care so�much�about�upvotes. 450 00:19:50,622 --> 00:19:52,192 Ugh! 451 00:19:52,224 --> 00:19:54,994 This�week,�the�headline with�the�most�upvotes�is, 452 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:58,227 "Five�differences�between '30s�kids�and�'90s�kids." 453 00:19:58,864 --> 00:19:59,974 Oh,�boy! 454 00:19:59,998 --> 00:20:01,428 Number�five, 455 00:20:01,466 --> 00:20:05,796 they�had�a�childhood�Dust�Bowl but�we�had��Teenage�Dirtbag. 456 00:20:05,837 --> 00:20:08,937 Number�four,�they�had Portuguese�dictator,�Salazar, 457 00:20:08,974 --> 00:20:10,814 and�we�had�Salazar�Slytherin. 458 00:20:10,842 --> 00:20:12,212 (LAUGHS) 459 00:20:12,244 --> 00:20:13,854 Harry�Potter,�remember? 460 00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:14,909 Yeah,�from The�Chamber�of�Secrets, 461 00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:16,617 I�do�remember,�yes. 462 00:20:16,648 --> 00:20:18,418 Salazar�sold�arms to�the�Nazis. 463 00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:19,790 Number�three, 464 00:20:19,818 --> 00:20:21,148 we�had�the�classic�beef 465 00:20:21,186 --> 00:20:23,616 between�west�coast and�east�coast�hip-hop, 466 00:20:23,655 --> 00:20:25,515 they�had�the�beef between�Stalin 467 00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:27,257 and�the�Ukraine�populace. 468 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,330 Millions�starved. 469 00:20:29,361 --> 00:20:31,131 Read�your�thing. 470 00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:32,233 Come�on,�read�it. 471 00:20:32,264 --> 00:20:34,674 Number�two,�we�watched Michelle�Tanner�grow�up, 472 00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:38,070 they�watched the�Hindenburg�blow�up. 473 00:20:38,103 --> 00:20:42,343 And�number�one,�they�had the�Italian�Fascist�party, 474 00:20:42,374 --> 00:20:44,844 but�there�was�only�one Italian�party�we�cared�about, 475 00:20:44,876 --> 00:20:47,306 it�was��Mario�Party. 476 00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:48,876 Look,�Emma,�about�Beavfeed, 477 00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:50,524 I'm�having�some�serious ethical�questions. 478 00:20:50,549 --> 00:20:52,319 That's�all�the�time we�have�for�tonight. 479 00:20:52,351 --> 00:20:54,451 He's�Miguel�Rivas and�I'm�Emma�Hunter, 480 00:20:54,486 --> 00:20:56,886 saying�be�safe, but�not�condom-safe. 481 00:20:59,858 --> 00:21:01,258 That's�so...�Oh�my�God! 482 00:21:01,293 --> 00:21:02,733 I'm�fun. 483 00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:04,361 -No,�you're�not�that�fun. -I'm�the�fun�one. 484 00:21:04,396 --> 00:21:05,496 MIGUEL:�When�you�say�it like�that... 485 00:21:05,530 --> 00:21:06,630 EMMA:�I�am. 486 00:21:07,332 --> 00:21:09,302 (THEME�MUSIC�PLAYING) 43073

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