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MIGUEL:��Interest�rates
are�doing�something
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00:00:05,405 --> 00:00:09,105
you�don't�have
the�financial�literacy
to�understand.
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00:00:09,142 --> 00:00:14,682
EMMA:��A�Vancouver�woman
thinks�up�a�pun�so�good,
she�has�to�open�a�business.
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00:00:14,714 --> 00:00:18,424
MIGUEL:��And�is�our�reliance
on�smartphones�increasing
our�risk�of�thumb�cancer?
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00:00:18,451 --> 00:00:19,851
Meet�the�doctor
who�isn't�sure.
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Welcome�to��The�Beaverton,
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the�news�show
other�news�shows�get
their�news�from.
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I'm�your�host,
Miguel�Rivas.
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00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:43,514
And�filling�in
for�Miguel�Rivas,
I'm�Emma�Hunter.
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00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:48,012
Eminent�journalist
Peter�Mansbridge,
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00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:49,778
anchor�of�CBC's
The�National,
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00:00:49,816 --> 00:00:51,986
will�retire�on�July�1st
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00:00:52,018 --> 00:00:57,188
in�order�to�spend�more�time
lobbing�softball�questions
at�his�family.
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Mansbridge,
revered�for�having
the�integrity
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to�sit�down�with
the�world's�most�powerful
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00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:05,098
and�ask�them�what�their�ideal
Sunday�morning�looks�like,
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00:01:05,131 --> 00:01:07,901
is�excited�to�focus
on�finally�sucking�up
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00:01:07,934 --> 00:01:10,344
to�the�people
who�matter�most
in�his�life.
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Said�Mansbridge...
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(EMMA�READING)
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"...on�her�favorite�types
of�cereal."
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The�National
has�not�announced
a�replacement,
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but�former
CBC�Radio�personality,
Shad,
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remains�optimistic
that�everything�happens
for�a�reason.
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Is�Canada's
health�care�system
failing?
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A�new�study
suggests�the�majority
of�wealthy�Canadians
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fly�to�the�US
to�receive�better�quality
homeopathic�medicine.
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While�Canadian
alternative�health�advocates
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believe�they�have�access
to�good�quality
generic�magic�water,
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they�criticize
our�holistic�care�centers'
exorbitant�wait�times
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for�even�simple�procedures
like�a�bee-sting�enema
to�treat�prostate�cancer.
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According�to�the�study,
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while�private�American�clinics
are�out�of�the�price�range
of�the�average�Canadian,
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wealthy�Canadians�say
it's�hard�to�put�a�price�tag
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on�a�toxin-free
well-stung�anus.
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Faced�with�declining�interest
in�hosting�the�Olympic�Games,
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00:02:04,491 --> 00:02:07,961
the�IOC�is�adopting
a�new�selection�process.
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Rather�than�weigh
competing�bids,
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00:02:09,529 --> 00:02:10,999
they'll�just�select�a�country,
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then�show�up
and�announce�the�games
are�about�to�start.
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The�IOC�is�confident
this�will�help�them�bankrupt
world-class�locations,
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but�some�worry
that�cities�won't�have�time
to�build�venues,
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kick�out�their�homeless,
or�design�top-notch�mascots.
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All�countries�will�be�enrolled
in�this�new�Olympic�draft,
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but�it�is�possible�to�avoid
having�to�host�the�Olympics
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by�paying�the�IOC
a�200-million-dollar
"please,�no"�fee.
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War�veterans.
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Sometimes�it's�hard
to�properly�thank�people
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who�fought�for�that�mistake
your�country�made.
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But�in�the�United�States
a�new�government�program
may�bring�relief.
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Our�own�Miguel�Rivas�reports.
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The�Bipartisan
"Jobs�for�Veterans�Bill"
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promises�to�put�an�end
to�veteran�unemployment
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by�giving�each
of�the�United�States
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495,000�out-of-work�veterans
a�career�as�a�prop
in�political�campaign�ads.
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Uh,�right�here?
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(CLEARS�THROAT)
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00:03:05,985 --> 00:03:08,855
Anthony�Morris,
I�did�three�tours�in�Fallujah.
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00:03:08,888 --> 00:03:10,458
I�watched�several�friends�die,
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and�I'm�reading
for�the�role�of
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00:03:12,258 --> 00:03:14,988
"Veteran�Who�Doesn't
Need�Mental�Health�Funding"
Number�3?
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Number�3.
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It's�cool.
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MIGUEL:��I�sat�down�with
a�former�US�infantryman,
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and�one�of�the�first�employed
by�the�program.
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Well,�you�know,
it's�hard�to�hold�down�work,
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because�of
the�post-traumatic�stress.
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00:03:27,974 --> 00:03:31,844
But�luckily,
for�the�long�election�season,
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I've�been�given
a�lot�of�chances
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to�get�paid�50�bucks
to�be�in�a�video.
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Well,�that�has�to�be�a�relief.
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(CHUCKLING)
Well,�sometimes.
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It's�hard�to�endorse
a�politician
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00:03:42,155 --> 00:03:43,585
who�says�he's�gonna
cut�your�benefits.
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But�if�the�guy�does�win,
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I'm�gonna�need
all�the�money�I�can�get,
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so�I�can�afford
a�trip�to�the�clinic.
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GRIFT:��Hi.
I'm�Grift�Sutherland.
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And�I�want�you
to�re-elect�me
as�your�senator.
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Let's�keep�those�people�out.
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Together.
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I'm�a�US�veteran.
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00:04:03,109 --> 00:04:06,249
And,�uh,
I�guess�I�endorse
this�message.
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00:04:06,279 --> 00:04:10,179
Otherwise,�I�won't�be�able
to�give�my�daughter
Christmas�this�year.
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00:04:10,216 --> 00:04:11,876
Her�present�was�medication.
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We�done?
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GRIFT:
Paid�for�by�the�committee
to�elect�Grift�Sutherland
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and�re-invade�Vietnam.
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Answer�me,
God�damn�it!
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GRIFT:��Boo-ya!
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Following�its�success,
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00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:22,363
the�Canadian�Department
for�Veteran�Affairs
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has�also�attempted
to�launch�a�similar�program.
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00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:26,771
However,�it�died�in
the�House�of�Commons,
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00:04:26,799 --> 00:04:30,369
after�it�became�apparent
that�it�meant�giving�any�money
to�veterans.
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For��The�Beaverton,
I'm�Miguel�Rivas.
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Great�job,�Miguel.
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00:04:34,807 --> 00:04:36,607
-Just�doing�my�job.
-Yeah,�that's�what�I�said.
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00:04:38,077 --> 00:04:40,677
Last�year,
"Game�Developer"�Barbie
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00:04:40,713 --> 00:04:42,623
encouraged�girls
across�the�world
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00:04:42,649 --> 00:04:45,419
to�pursue�careers
in�science�and�technology.
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00:04:45,451 --> 00:04:49,021
Now,�a�competitor
is�introducing
a�new�line�of�dolls
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00:04:49,055 --> 00:04:52,625
to�take�on�other�roles
traditionally�dominated
by�men.
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00:04:52,659 --> 00:04:55,529
The�all-new
"Boys'�Club"�Wendys.
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00:04:55,561 --> 00:04:58,831
Includes�popular�versions,
like�"Dictator"�Wendy,
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00:04:58,865 --> 00:05:01,565
"Men's�Rights�Activist"�Wendy,
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00:05:01,601 --> 00:05:04,701
"Sitting�on�a�Panel�About
Women's�Reproductive�Rights"
Wendy,
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00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:07,805
and�"Mass�Shooter"�Wendy.
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00:05:25,391 --> 00:05:26,391
(GROANS)
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Hmm.
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NARRATOR:
The�invention�of
the�ketchup�chip,
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00:05:34,267 --> 00:05:37,367
a�part�of�our�heritage,
since�1974.
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00:05:39,305 --> 00:05:43,435
That's�a�wrap
on�the�87th
Heritage�Minute!
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NARRATOR:
Making�Heritage�Minutes
about�our�mundane�history.
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A�part�of�our�heritage,
since�1991.
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Showing
Heritage�Minutes
in�history�class.
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A�part�of�our�heritage,
since�work-to-rule.
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The�CRTC�is�the�organization
responsible�for�ensuring
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00:06:08,501 --> 00:06:11,441
the�presence�of
great�Canadian�content
on�our�airwaves,
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00:06:11,471 --> 00:06:13,671
like�that�one
about�the�gas�station.
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00:06:13,706 --> 00:06:15,606
Ah,��Being�Erica.
I�love�it.
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Love�it.
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00:06:17,176 --> 00:06:20,046
And�now,�it's�expanding�its
Canadian�content�jurisdiction,
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00:06:20,079 --> 00:06:23,079
mandating�at�least
35%�local�programing
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00:06:23,116 --> 00:06:27,546
must�be�aired
on�all�of�the�nation's
pornography�channels.
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00:06:27,587 --> 00:06:30,757
For�more,
we�sent�Donavon�Stinson�on
the�very�important�mission
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of�investigating
the�porn�industry,
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00:06:33,192 --> 00:06:36,562
and�the�more�important�task
of�getting�millennials
to�watch�the�news.
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00:06:38,030 --> 00:06:40,030
(ROCK�MUSIC�PLAYING)
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Pornography,�it's�everywhere,
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on�our�computer�screens,
our�mobile�devices,
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00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:52,409
and�in�Canada,
on�our�federal
bureaucrats'�desks.
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Which�begs�the�question,
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"Does�our�government
have�any�business
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00:06:56,215 --> 00:06:58,275
"regulating�what�goes�on
in�our�bedrooms,
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00:06:58,317 --> 00:07:01,647
"morning�showers,
or�in�American�Apparel
dressing�rooms?"
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00:07:01,687 --> 00:07:06,157
I�spoke�to�CRTC�spokeswoman
Regina�Thompson�to�find�out.
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00:07:06,192 --> 00:07:09,002
If�there's�one�thing
the�government
should�legislate,
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00:07:09,028 --> 00:07:11,928
it's�protecting
a�place�on�the�dial
for�pornography
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00:07:11,964 --> 00:07:14,334
made�for�Canadians,
by�Canadians.
141
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Us�Canadians,
we�live�in�a�diverse�country
made�up�of�different�folks,
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00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:23,008
with�a�seemingly�broad
set�of�different�strokes.
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00:07:23,042 --> 00:07:25,182
Who�are�you�to�decide
what�constitutes
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00:07:25,211 --> 00:07:28,151
a�Canadian
pornographic�story
worth�telling?
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00:07:28,181 --> 00:07:29,881
-That's�a�good�question.
-Thank�you.
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00:07:29,916 --> 00:07:31,776
I�thought�so,�too.
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00:07:31,818 --> 00:07:34,388
To�some,
it's�an�Albertan�dairymaid
getting�gang-stuffed
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-by�a�group
of�migrant�farm�workers.
-(CLEARS�THROAT)
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00:07:36,889 --> 00:07:39,429
To�others,
it's�an�East�Coast�village,
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00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:40,689
mourning�the�death
of�their�men
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00:07:40,726 --> 00:07:42,296
in�a�sexy
mining�accident.
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00:07:42,328 --> 00:07:44,198
Sexy?�Right.
153
00:07:44,230 --> 00:07:45,900
But�whatever�stories�we�tell,
154
00:07:45,932 --> 00:07:48,732
the�CRTC�believes
that�our�screen
should�be�a�mirror.
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A�mirror�that�reflects
that�diversity�back�at�us.
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00:07:51,737 --> 00:07:53,667
So,�we�can�watch
ourselves�masturbate.
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DONAVON:
But�not�everyone�agrees
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the�CRTC�has�Canadians'
best�interests�at�heart,
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00:07:59,812 --> 00:08:04,022
including�the�pornographers
the�government�body
helps�keep�employed.
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00:08:04,050 --> 00:08:07,820
The�regulatory�hoops
that�we�have�to�jump�through
are�crippling�us.
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00:08:07,854 --> 00:08:11,324
Do�you�know,
to�get�a�porn�parody�financed
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00:08:11,357 --> 00:08:14,927
it�needs�to�be�based
on�a�Canadian�film
or�television�series?
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00:08:14,961 --> 00:08:17,661
DONAVON:
Dougie�Morningwood�has
received�federal�grants�for...
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00:08:17,697 --> 00:08:20,567
(DONAVON�READING)
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00:08:23,469 --> 00:08:24,739
Degrassi:
The�Next�Penetration.
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00:08:24,770 --> 00:08:27,270
-Absolutely.
-Or��DaVinci's�Incest.
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00:08:27,306 --> 00:08:29,476
-Both�failures.
-To�you.
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DONAVON:��Despite�this,
he�has�managed
to�carve�out�a�niche
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00:08:32,411 --> 00:08:35,381
in�the�tired�stereotypes
and�low�expectations
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00:08:35,414 --> 00:08:37,924
that�come�along
with�Canadian�productions.
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00:08:37,950 --> 00:08:39,350
-Poutine.
-Oh.
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00:08:39,385 --> 00:08:42,315
You're�falling�way�behind
in�AP�Chemistry.
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00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:44,985
And�this�country�needs
more�female�science�graduates
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00:08:45,024 --> 00:08:47,994
to�compete�in
the�21st�century�economy.
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00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:50,197
(BOTH�MOANING)
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I�don't�have�any�money,
but�I�have�another�way
to�pay�for�the�treatment.
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00:08:53,499 --> 00:08:55,699
We�have�Universal�Healthcare.
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00:08:55,735 --> 00:09:00,505
Fill�out�these�forms
and�I'll�see�you�back�here
in�six�to�nine�months.
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00:09:01,974 --> 00:09:02,984
(SIGHS)
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00:09:05,077 --> 00:09:08,477
You�do�realize
that�your�entire�industry
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00:09:08,514 --> 00:09:11,154
is�subsidized
by�the�public's�money.
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00:09:11,183 --> 00:09:14,823
It's�hard�for�people
to�feel�bad�for�someone
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00:09:14,854 --> 00:09:20,094
who's�giving�up
something�as�trivial
as�creative�control.
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00:09:20,993 --> 00:09:22,703
We're�not�asking�them�to.
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00:09:22,728 --> 00:09:26,368
-It's�about�the�CRTC,
these�pencil�pushers.
-(CLEARS�THROAT)
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00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:29,999
And�if�we�allow
their�fetish�of�the�week
that�their�choosing
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00:09:30,036 --> 00:09:34,806
to�dictate�what�sex�act
we�can�capture�on�cam,
188
00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:36,280
how�can�we�call
ourselves�artists?
189
00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:38,243
You�can't.
190
00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:40,812
Uh...
191
00:09:40,846 --> 00:09:42,616
Aren't�these�restrictive
CanCon�rules
192
00:09:42,648 --> 00:09:44,078
just�another�way
for�our�government
193
00:09:44,116 --> 00:09:47,546
to�infringe�on�the�free�speech
of�our�nation's�porn�auteurs?
194
00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:51,087
Look,�these�are�the�same
complaints�people�made
about�Canadian�film�and�TV.
195
00:09:51,123 --> 00:09:52,733
Mmm.
196
00:09:52,758 --> 00:09:55,058
And�you�don't�hear
them�complaining�about
that�anymore,�do�you?
197
00:09:55,094 --> 00:09:57,134
Hmm.
198
00:09:57,163 --> 00:09:58,763
Thanks�for�all
your�hard�work,
Donavon.
199
00:09:58,798 --> 00:10:00,198
I�hope�you're�rehydrating.
200
00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:03,837
With�harvesting�season
coming�to�a�close,
201
00:10:03,869 --> 00:10:06,339
thousands�of�seasonal�workers
are�set�to�return�home
202
00:10:06,372 --> 00:10:08,912
to�Central�America
and�the�West�Indies.
203
00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:10,741
To�tell�us�what�happens
to�the�people�who�make�up
204
00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:13,676
this�hard-working,
under-appreciated�sector
of�our�economy
205
00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:15,923
is�migrant�labor�expert
Brenda�Phillips.
206
00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:17,218
Hello,�Brenda.
207
00:10:17,249 --> 00:10:19,149
(CHUCKLES)
This�is�fun,�thanks.
208
00:10:19,185 --> 00:10:22,145
I'm�glad�someone
is�finally�paying�attention
to�this�subject.
209
00:10:22,188 --> 00:10:24,058
-No,�no.�Thank�you
for�enlightening�us.
-Oh.
210
00:10:24,090 --> 00:10:26,790
What�does�this�time�of�year
look�like�for�migrant�workers?
211
00:10:26,826 --> 00:10:28,756
Well,�with�their�work
done�for�the�season,
212
00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:30,404
mostly�they're�heading
south�for�the�winter
213
00:10:30,429 --> 00:10:32,499
in�a�tired,�bitter
"V"�pattern.
214
00:10:34,066 --> 00:10:35,636
Wait,�like�ducks?
215
00:10:35,668 --> 00:10:38,798
Yeah,�or�geese,
or�any�other
migrating�creature.
216
00:10:38,838 --> 00:10:41,538
Did�you�just�call
migrant�workers
"creatures"?
217
00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:44,714
That's�how�we�treat�them,
like�animals.�(CHUCKLES)
218
00:10:44,744 --> 00:10:48,484
Let's�try�and�remember,
these�are�people�who�many
think�are�being�exploited.
219
00:10:48,514 --> 00:10:49,984
Yes.
220
00:10:50,016 --> 00:10:53,346
But�let's�also�remember
that�many�businesses
view�them�as�livestock
221
00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:55,346
to�house
in�deplorable�conditions,
222
00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:56,958
and�use�as�beasts�of�burden.
223
00:10:58,357 --> 00:11:00,057
Can�we�avoid
these�animal�allusions
224
00:11:00,092 --> 00:11:01,832
and�stick�with
the�word�"people".
225
00:11:01,861 --> 00:11:03,001
People�of�burden.
226
00:11:05,231 --> 00:11:06,431
-Just�"people".
-Yeah.
227
00:11:06,465 --> 00:11:08,695
Well,�agribusiness
doesn't�really�want
228
00:11:08,734 --> 00:11:10,244
you�thinking�of�them
as�people.
229
00:11:10,269 --> 00:11:12,169
Because�if�you
call�them�"people",
230
00:11:12,204 --> 00:11:13,644
you�have�to�start
treating�them�like�people,
231
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:14,973
and�that�can�get
pretty�expensive.
232
00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:16,807
EMMA:�Hey.
233
00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:18,582
Well,�could�you
tell�us�a�little�bit
234
00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:21,281
about�their�return�to
their�countries�of�origin?
235
00:11:21,313 --> 00:11:23,383
Mmm.
It's�a�dangerous�journey.
236
00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:27,016
Sore�and�weak
from�their�months�of
back-breaking�labor,
237
00:11:27,053 --> 00:11:28,923
they�are�vulnerable
to�predators,
238
00:11:28,954 --> 00:11:31,064
like�recruiters
who�take�part�of�their�wages
239
00:11:31,090 --> 00:11:33,460
for�finding�them
these�shitty�jobs.
240
00:11:33,492 --> 00:11:34,862
What?
241
00:11:34,894 --> 00:11:37,234
So,�we�have�a�group
coming�and�contributing
to�the�economy,
242
00:11:37,263 --> 00:11:39,273
supporting�our�farms
and�factories
243
00:11:39,298 --> 00:11:41,768
in�a�country
that�prides�itself�on�its
immigration�policies.
244
00:11:41,801 --> 00:11:43,701
-Mmm-hmm.
-Why�can't�they�stay?
245
00:11:43,736 --> 00:11:45,806
Because�then�they'd�have
to�become�citizens,
246
00:11:45,838 --> 00:11:48,508
and�then�they'd�get
employment�insurance,
and�minimum�wage.
247
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:49,811
And,�whoa,
all�of�a�sudden
248
00:11:49,842 --> 00:11:52,112
you're�looking�at
a�50-cent�apple.
249
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:56,123
That�doesn't�seem
that�expensive.
250
00:11:56,148 --> 00:11:59,518
Migrant�workers
are�part�of�the�great�circle
of�commerce.
251
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:02,292
We�get�important�labor
done�cheaply.
252
00:12:02,321 --> 00:12:03,591
Who�cares�how?
253
00:12:05,091 --> 00:12:06,791
-Okay.
Thanks,�Brenda.
-Yeah.
254
00:12:06,826 --> 00:12:09,226
This�is�outrageous,
I'm�going�to�write
a�letter�to�my�MP.
255
00:12:09,261 --> 00:12:11,361
-No,�you're�not.
-I�might.
256
00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:15,027
When�we�return,
find�out�once�and�for�all
who�has�the�strongest�dad.
257
00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:17,742
It's�not�me
that's�for�sure.
258
00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:18,770
That's�for�sure.
259
00:12:29,715 --> 00:12:31,115
In�Northern�Ontario�this�week,
260
00:12:31,150 --> 00:12:34,750
a�First�Nations�group
broke�ground�on
their�casino�expansion,
261
00:12:34,787 --> 00:12:37,987
only�to�discover
an�ancient�white
burial�ground.
262
00:12:38,023 --> 00:12:41,433
Our�own�Aisha�Alfa�has�more.
263
00:12:41,460 --> 00:12:43,230
AISHA:��When�developers
of�the�Chippewa�Nation
264
00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:45,502
began�excavation
for�their�casino,
265
00:12:45,531 --> 00:12:47,831
they�were�shocked
to�unearth�the�remains
266
00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:51,067
of�an�unmarked
Caucasian�burial�ground.
267
00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:52,443
Frustrated�by�the�delay,
268
00:12:52,471 --> 00:12:55,941
the�First�Nations�group
must�now�consult
with�John�Woodrow,
269
00:12:55,975 --> 00:12:58,175
a�renowned
paranormal�investigator,
270
00:12:58,210 --> 00:13:02,950
who�has�spent�years
studying�the�mysticism�of
white�North�Americans.
271
00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:05,252
The�red�tape
is�the�least�of�their�issues.
272
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:09,594
I'm�far�more�concerned
with�how�they�angered
the�spirits.
273
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,822
AISHA:��Armed�with�his
white-ghost�hunting�tools,
274
00:13:11,857 --> 00:13:13,487
an�EMF�reader,�Frisbee,
275
00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:17,056
and�a�petition�to�keep
a�local,�independent
bookstore�open.
276
00:13:17,096 --> 00:13:20,496
John�Woodrow�set�out�to�find
these�incorporeal�forms,
277
00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:23,303
and�help�them�complete
their�unfinished�business.
278
00:13:23,335 --> 00:13:25,135
(SNIFFS)
279
00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:27,841
He�couldn't�have�come
at�a�better�time.
280
00:13:27,873 --> 00:13:31,383
JOHN:��Strange�and�terrifying
happenings�have�been
reported�in�the�region.
281
00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:35,110
On�an�ordinary�day,
just�past�the�brunching�hour,
282
00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:37,947
Eggs�Benedict
mysteriously�disappearing
283
00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:40,923
and�nothing�left,
but�a�really�bad�tip.
284
00:13:40,953 --> 00:13:43,193
Unattended�MacBook�Pros,
285
00:13:43,222 --> 00:13:48,062
posting�think-pieces
about�how�all�lives�matter
on�local�Facebook�pages,
286
00:13:48,093 --> 00:13:50,703
seemingly�all�on�their�own.
287
00:13:50,729 --> 00:13:54,469
We�must�appease
these�white�spirits
by�giving�them�tributes
288
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,800
that�are�sacred
to�their�white�culture.
289
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,066
-Taylor�Swift.
-Birkenstocks.
290
00:13:59,104 --> 00:14:00,544
Mumford�&�Sons.
291
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:01,813
Starbucks.
292
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,581
AISHA:
Following�Woodrow's�advice,
293
00:14:03,609 --> 00:14:07,049
the�casino�is�comping�tickets
for�an�upcoming
Jerry�Seinfeld�show.
294
00:14:07,079 --> 00:14:09,449
There�are�also
talks�of�adding
farmer's�market�stalls
295
00:14:09,481 --> 00:14:12,651
along�the�spiritual�ley�lines
in�the�lobby.
296
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:15,585
Only�time�will�tell
if�these�measures
can�placate�the�spirits,
297
00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:17,961
and�this�wealthy
First�Nations�developer
298
00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:20,460
can�finally�get�back
to�business.
299
00:14:20,492 --> 00:14:24,202
For��The�Beaverton,
I'm�Aisha�Alfa.
300
00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:26,930
Justin�Trudeau's
political�honeymoon
appears�to�be�over,
301
00:14:26,966 --> 00:14:29,336
with�even�his�supporters
now�urging�the�Prime�Minister
302
00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:32,168
to�spend�less�time
making�high-profile
public�appearances,
303
00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:34,944
and�more�time�fulfilling
his�various�campaign�promises.
304
00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:38,244
The�outcry�is
the�subject�of�tonight's
point/counterpoint.
305
00:14:38,277 --> 00:14:41,207
"Is�Canada�too�needy
for�Justin�Trudeau?"
306
00:14:42,748 --> 00:14:44,248
Mmm,�no�it's�not.
307
00:14:44,283 --> 00:14:45,323
Really,�Miguel?
308
00:14:45,351 --> 00:14:46,751
Have�you�heard�Canada�lately?
309
00:14:46,785 --> 00:14:48,885
"When�are�you�gonna
fix�the�economy?
310
00:14:48,921 --> 00:14:50,921
"Where's�our�electoral�reform?
311
00:14:50,956 --> 00:14:53,986
"What�about�all�those
promises�you�made�about
First�Nations�communities?"
312
00:14:54,026 --> 00:14:56,156
Ugh,�they�sound�like
my�boyfriend's�wife.
313
00:14:56,195 --> 00:14:59,125
No.�No,�what�I'm�saying
is�there's�nothing�needy
314
00:14:59,164 --> 00:15:01,474
about�holding
our�elected�officials
accountable.
315
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:04,670
Nevertheless,
if�I�had�a�chance,�okay,
316
00:15:04,703 --> 00:15:06,773
to�say,
hang�out�with�Bono
317
00:15:06,805 --> 00:15:10,275
over�going�home
to�my�gross,
nagging�country
318
00:15:10,309 --> 00:15:11,809
that�can't�get
its�shit�together,
319
00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:14,414
I'm�pretty�sure,
I�know�where�I'm�going.
(LAUGHS)
320
00:15:14,446 --> 00:15:16,176
Well,�that's�what
we�elected�him�for.
321
00:15:16,215 --> 00:15:17,275
No.
322
00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:18,376
No,�Miguel.
323
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:19,847
We�elected�him
because�he's�a�hard�10.
324
00:15:19,885 --> 00:15:21,515
And�what's�Canada,
a�seven?
325
00:15:21,553 --> 00:15:23,093
Okay.
326
00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:25,592
Admittedly,�we�are�punching
above�our�weight,�okay.
327
00:15:25,624 --> 00:15:27,264
That's�true,�I'll�admit�that.
328
00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:28,963
But�that�doesn't
change�the�fact
that�Justin�Trudeau
329
00:15:28,994 --> 00:15:31,604
has�failed
to�re-institute�pensions
for�injured�veterans.
330
00:15:31,630 --> 00:15:32,970
He's�failed
to�connect�with
all�sorts...
331
00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:34,468
Do�you�see,
that�is�exactly�the�thing
332
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:36,100
that's�gonna�push
Justin�away.
333
00:15:36,135 --> 00:15:37,235
You�know,�he�could�be
the�prime�minister
334
00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:39,409
-of�any�country
he�wants,�right?
-No.
335
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:40,568
No.
336
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,306
I�told�you,�that's�not
how�democracy�works.
337
00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:45,111
Which�is�why
we�need�electoral�reform.
338
00:15:45,144 --> 00:15:47,984
Which�I'm�sure
he�will�get�around�to
if�he's�not�too�busy.
339
00:15:48,013 --> 00:15:50,023
No�pressure,
we�are�easy�breezy.
340
00:15:50,049 --> 00:15:51,279
I'm�so�chill.
341
00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:53,787
Up�for�anything�or�nothing.
(CHUCKLES)
342
00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:56,520
We'll�be�right�back.
343
00:15:56,555 --> 00:15:58,855
-He's�not�listening�right�now.
-Whatever,�I�don't�care.
344
00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:12,495
Climate�change
is�on�all�of�our�minds.
345
00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:14,908
A�new�study�suggests
the�point�of�no�return
346
00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:18,180
for�Global�Warming
was�five�minutes�ago.
347
00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:21,010
To�talk�about
what�this�means
is�Oliver�Mathis,
348
00:16:21,046 --> 00:16:23,716
a�climatologist
from�Environment�Canada.
349
00:16:23,749 --> 00:16:26,019
Laura�Cilevitz,
The�Beaverton's
financial�expert,
350
00:16:26,051 --> 00:16:29,321
and�a�former�lobbyist
for�the�coal�industry.
351
00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:31,555
And�Sumon�Dutta,
a�Bangladeshi�man
352
00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:34,190
whose�village
was�just�flooded.
353
00:16:34,226 --> 00:16:36,096
Thank�you�all
so�much�for�being�here�today.
354
00:16:36,128 --> 00:16:38,158
Thank�you�for�having�us,�Emma.
355
00:16:38,197 --> 00:16:41,527
This�new�report
is�just�nothing�more�than
scientific�mumbo�jumbo
356
00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:44,397
being�used�to�attack
Canada's�resource�industry.
357
00:16:44,436 --> 00:16:46,506
Oliver,
would�you�care
to�rebut?
358
00:16:46,538 --> 00:16:49,308
You�can't�honestly�believe
that�climate�change
isn't�real,�Laura.
359
00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:52,211
Greenhouse�gases�are�having
a�catastrophic�affect
360
00:16:52,244 --> 00:16:55,084
on�our�ability�to�survive
the�coming�centuries.
361
00:16:55,114 --> 00:16:56,724
Interesting�point.
362
00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:57,949
Sumon,�what's�your�take?
363
00:16:59,251 --> 00:17:01,321
I�mean...
364
00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:03,793
He�may�have�got
you�there,�Laura.
365
00:17:03,822 --> 00:17:05,422
How�can�we�even�sit
and�have�this�debate
366
00:17:05,457 --> 00:17:08,187
when�sea�levels�are�wiping�out
coastal�communities?
367
00:17:08,227 --> 00:17:10,957
This�is�literally
happening�right�now.
368
00:17:10,996 --> 00:17:12,626
I�have�been�wet�for�weeks.
369
00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:18,503
So,�sorry,�you�think
climate�change�is�real?
370
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:22,777
Okay,�to�be�clear,
the�story�of�his�village
being�washed�away
371
00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:25,938
is�just�Sumon's�opinion,
not�fact.
372
00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:29,148
Look,
all�the�negativity�surrounding
the�climate�change�debate
373
00:17:29,181 --> 00:17:32,321
is�what�we
in�the�lobby�industry�call
"a�real�bummer".
374
00:17:33,919 --> 00:17:35,819
And�I�have�a�different
question�for�you.
375
00:17:35,854 --> 00:17:38,564
What�if�climate�change
deniers�were�right?
376
00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:41,990
Then�we�wouldn't�need�to�alter
any�of�our�behaviors.
377
00:17:42,027 --> 00:17:44,957
-You�make�a�strong�point.
-No,�she�doesn't!
378
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:47,427
We�need�to�examine
the�economic
and�political�reality
379
00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:48,726
of�the�situation.
380
00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:50,737
That�seems�complicated.
381
00:17:50,769 --> 00:17:51,969
You're�absolutely�right.
382
00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:53,814
Nothing�can�be�done.
383
00:17:53,839 --> 00:17:56,009
These�affects
are�irreversible.
384
00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:58,341
This�is�why
the�world's�climate�scientists
385
00:17:58,377 --> 00:18:01,077
are�currently�shifting
their�focus�away
from�solar�power,
386
00:18:01,113 --> 00:18:03,653
and�into�building
a�time�machine
387
00:18:03,682 --> 00:18:06,922
that�we�will�use�to�stop
the�industrial�revolution.
388
00:18:06,952 --> 00:18:08,822
It's�the�only�way.
389
00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:11,524
Well,�there's�just
one�little�problem
with�that,�Oliver.
390
00:18:11,557 --> 00:18:13,757
Who�is�going�to�pay
for�a�time�machine?
391
00:18:13,792 --> 00:18:16,532
What�about�the�human�cost?
392
00:18:16,562 --> 00:18:20,032
You�don't
pay�for�time�machines
with�humans,�Sumon.
393
00:18:20,065 --> 00:18:23,095
Would�you�like
to�elaborate,�Sumon?
394
00:18:23,135 --> 00:18:26,735
We�need�a�worldwide�effort
to�help�reverse�the�effects
of�climate�change.
395
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:28,372
We�all�have�to�pitch�in
and�sacrifice.
396
00:18:28,407 --> 00:18:31,507
Stop�driving�cars.
Stop�eating�meat.
397
00:18:31,543 --> 00:18:32,613
It's�simple.
398
00:18:32,644 --> 00:18:33,814
Wow.
399
00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:36,516
That�is�way�too�far.
400
00:18:36,548 --> 00:18:38,548
Now,�about�that�time�machine.
401
00:18:38,584 --> 00:18:40,454
Unfortunately,
we're�out�of�time.
402
00:18:40,486 --> 00:18:42,086
Well,�you�know
what�would�solve�that.
403
00:18:42,988 --> 00:18:45,288
Thank�you,�panel.
404
00:18:45,324 --> 00:18:47,294
We�look�forward
to�having�them�back
next�week
405
00:18:47,326 --> 00:18:50,626
to�discuss�whether
the�Earth�is�round,�flat,
or�other.
406
00:18:53,265 --> 00:18:54,665
Statistics�Canada
has�announced
407
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:57,570
that�the�most�popular
Canadian�baby�names
in�2016
408
00:18:57,603 --> 00:18:59,973
are�Bell�and�Rogers.
409
00:19:00,005 --> 00:19:02,765
After�buying�and�renaming
every�stadium�in�the�country,
410
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,708
the�nation's
two�telecommunications�giants
411
00:19:04,743 --> 00:19:06,383
have�now�snapped�up
the�naming�rights
412
00:19:06,411 --> 00:19:09,851
for�each�of�the�country's
390,000�newborns.
413
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:13,992
In�exchange,�parents
will�receive�two�months
of�unlimited�data.
414
00:19:14,019 --> 00:19:16,119
The�nation's�teachers
admit�it�will�be�a�problem
415
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,985
differentiating�between
so�many�identically-named
children,
416
00:19:19,024 --> 00:19:20,894
but�not�as�big�a�problem
417
00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:22,826
as�stopping�them
from�bullying�the�one�kid
named�Koodo.
418
00:19:24,696 --> 00:19:26,626
Finally,
before�we�sign�off
for�the�night,
419
00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:28,625
I'd�like�to�share�something
a�little�more�personal.
420
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:30,597
Snooze.
421
00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:32,796
None�of�our�regular�viewers,
nor�any�of�my�esteemed
co-workers�noticed,
422
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:36,478
but�to�show�how�differently
men�and�women�in�the�media
are�treated,
423
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:38,308
for�the�past�three�months,
424
00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:40,053
I've�been�wearing
the�same�suit
every�single�day.
425
00:19:40,078 --> 00:19:41,108
You�know,
the�expectations
are�unfair...
426
00:19:41,146 --> 00:19:42,876
That's�why
you've�been�doing�it.
427
00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:45,145
This�may�come�as�a�shock...
Wait,�what?
428
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:48,254
Miguel,�we�all�knew.
You�smell�terrible.
429
00:19:48,287 --> 00:19:51,557
You�smell�like�a�urinal
at�an�asparagus�convention.
430
00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:54,260
My�point�is,
the�scrutiny�that�we�put
on�female�appearance...
431
00:19:54,293 --> 00:19:56,863
You�smell�like�a�sick�horse.
432
00:19:56,895 --> 00:20:00,365
-As�a�feminist...
-You�smell�like�a�mop
at�a�strip�club.
433
00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:02,599
I�just�wanted�to�tell�you
how�women�in�the�media�feel...
434
00:20:02,634 --> 00:20:04,774
LAURA:�Hi,�so�sorry.
435
00:20:04,803 --> 00:20:06,773
Laura,�did�you�know
what�was�going�on?
436
00:20:06,805 --> 00:20:08,135
Absolutely.
437
00:20:08,173 --> 00:20:10,443
It's�very�clear,
you�were�trying�to�show
the�body�shaming
438
00:20:10,475 --> 00:20:13,445
women�in�the�media�face
by�getting�progressively
fatter.
439
00:20:13,478 --> 00:20:15,608
-Oh,�yeah.
-Nice.
440
00:20:15,647 --> 00:20:19,247
Now�I�get�it,�yeah.
That�suit�is�looking
a�little�snug.
441
00:20:19,284 --> 00:20:21,924
Well,�thank�you,�Miguel.
That�is�a�very�solid�point.
That's�sweet.
442
00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:25,394
Actually,�I�was�trying
to�make�a�point�about�men's
and�women's�fashion.
443
00:20:25,424 --> 00:20:28,634
The�weight�gain
is�just�sort�of�life,
you�know?
444
00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:31,560
Oh,�well,
maybe�you�should�lay�off
those�peanut�M&M's
445
00:20:31,597 --> 00:20:32,827
you�love�so�much,
huh,�toots?
446
00:20:34,099 --> 00:20:35,699
-"Toots"?
-LAURA:�Yeah.
447
00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:36,904
I�mean,�you�know
you're�not�supposed
to�eat�popcorn
448
00:20:36,935 --> 00:20:39,435
and�chardonnay
for�every�meal,
right?
449
00:20:39,471 --> 00:20:41,411
I�just�wanted�to�make
a�social�commentary.
450
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:42,980
Well,�now�you�know
how�we�feel.
451
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,110
That's�it�for�tonight.
452
00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:49,506
Join�us�tomorrow
when�we�dare�to�ask,
453
00:20:49,548 --> 00:20:52,378
are�martial�arts
too�dangerous�for�children?
454
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:56,587
One�six-year-old
claims�to�have�killed�over
1,000�ninjas�using�karate.
455
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,927
(BOTH�ARGUING�INDISTINCTLY)
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