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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,870 --> 00:00:05,370 MIGUEL:��Interest�rates are�doing�something 2 00:00:05,405 --> 00:00:09,105 you�don't�have the�financial�literacy to�understand. 3 00:00:09,142 --> 00:00:14,682 EMMA:��A�Vancouver�woman thinks�up�a�pun�so�good, she�has�to�open�a�business. 4 00:00:14,714 --> 00:00:18,424 MIGUEL:��And�is�our�reliance on�smartphones�increasing our�risk�of�thumb�cancer? 5 00:00:18,451 --> 00:00:19,851 Meet�the�doctor who�isn't�sure. 6 00:00:34,567 --> 00:00:36,167 Welcome�to��The�Beaverton, 7 00:00:36,202 --> 00:00:39,042 the�news�show other�news�shows�get their�news�from. 8 00:00:39,072 --> 00:00:40,842 I'm�your�host, Miguel�Rivas. 9 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:43,514 And�filling�in for�Miguel�Rivas, I'm�Emma�Hunter. 10 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:48,012 Eminent�journalist Peter�Mansbridge, 11 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:49,778 anchor�of�CBC's The�National, 12 00:00:49,816 --> 00:00:51,986 will�retire�on�July�1st 13 00:00:52,018 --> 00:00:57,188 in�order�to�spend�more�time lobbing�softball�questions at�his�family. 14 00:00:57,223 --> 00:00:59,493 Mansbridge, revered�for�having the�integrity 15 00:00:59,526 --> 00:01:02,196 to�sit�down�with the�world's�most�powerful 16 00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:05,098 and�ask�them�what�their�ideal Sunday�morning�looks�like, 17 00:01:05,131 --> 00:01:07,901 is�excited�to�focus on�finally�sucking�up 18 00:01:07,934 --> 00:01:10,344 to�the�people who�matter�most in�his�life. 19 00:01:10,370 --> 00:01:11,400 Said�Mansbridge... 20 00:01:11,438 --> 00:01:13,508 (EMMA�READING) 21 00:01:15,942 --> 00:01:18,412 "...on�her�favorite�types of�cereal." 22 00:01:18,445 --> 00:01:20,805 The�National has�not�announced a�replacement, 23 00:01:20,847 --> 00:01:23,817 but�former CBC�Radio�personality, Shad, 24 00:01:23,850 --> 00:01:26,920 remains�optimistic that�everything�happens for�a�reason. 25 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:30,788 Is�Canada's health�care�system failing? 26 00:01:30,824 --> 00:01:33,434 A�new�study suggests�the�majority of�wealthy�Canadians 27 00:01:33,460 --> 00:01:37,760 fly�to�the�US to�receive�better�quality homeopathic�medicine. 28 00:01:37,797 --> 00:01:39,667 While�Canadian alternative�health�advocates 29 00:01:39,699 --> 00:01:43,169 believe�they�have�access to�good�quality generic�magic�water, 30 00:01:43,203 --> 00:01:46,273 they�criticize our�holistic�care�centers' exorbitant�wait�times 31 00:01:46,306 --> 00:01:50,236 for�even�simple�procedures like�a�bee-sting�enema to�treat�prostate�cancer. 32 00:01:51,077 --> 00:01:52,977 According�to�the�study, 33 00:01:53,012 --> 00:01:56,082 while�private�American�clinics are�out�of�the�price�range of�the�average�Canadian, 34 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:58,176 wealthy�Canadians�say it's�hard�to�put�a�price�tag 35 00:01:58,218 --> 00:02:00,048 on�a�toxin-free well-stung�anus. 36 00:02:01,654 --> 00:02:04,464 Faced�with�declining�interest in�hosting�the�Olympic�Games, 37 00:02:04,491 --> 00:02:07,961 the�IOC�is�adopting a�new�selection�process. 38 00:02:07,994 --> 00:02:09,504 Rather�than�weigh competing�bids, 39 00:02:09,529 --> 00:02:10,999 they'll�just�select�a�country, 40 00:02:11,030 --> 00:02:14,100 then�show�up and�announce�the�games are�about�to�start. 41 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:18,574 The�IOC�is�confident this�will�help�them�bankrupt world-class�locations, 42 00:02:18,605 --> 00:02:22,135 but�some�worry that�cities�won't�have�time to�build�venues, 43 00:02:22,175 --> 00:02:25,605 kick�out�their�homeless, or�design�top-notch�mascots. 44 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:29,847 All�countries�will�be�enrolled in�this�new�Olympic�draft, 45 00:02:29,883 --> 00:02:32,353 but�it�is�possible�to�avoid having�to�host�the�Olympics 46 00:02:32,385 --> 00:02:35,915 by�paying�the�IOC a�200-million-dollar "please,�no"�fee. 47 00:02:37,557 --> 00:02:38,787 War�veterans. 48 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:41,255 Sometimes�it's�hard to�properly�thank�people 49 00:02:41,294 --> 00:02:43,864 who�fought�for�that�mistake your�country�made. 50 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:47,797 But�in�the�United�States a�new�government�program may�bring�relief. 51 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:49,444 Our�own�Miguel�Rivas�reports. 52 00:02:50,603 --> 00:02:52,813 The�Bipartisan "Jobs�for�Veterans�Bill" 53 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:55,409 promises�to�put�an�end to�veteran�unemployment 54 00:02:55,441 --> 00:02:57,411 by�giving�each of�the�United�States 55 00:02:57,443 --> 00:03:02,823 495,000�out-of-work�veterans a�career�as�a�prop in�political�campaign�ads. 56 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:03,949 Uh,�right�here? 57 00:03:04,751 --> 00:03:05,951 (CLEARS�THROAT) 58 00:03:05,985 --> 00:03:08,855 Anthony�Morris, I�did�three�tours�in�Fallujah. 59 00:03:08,888 --> 00:03:10,458 I�watched�several�friends�die, 60 00:03:10,490 --> 00:03:12,230 and�I'm�reading for�the�role�of 61 00:03:12,258 --> 00:03:14,988 "Veteran�Who�Doesn't Need�Mental�Health�Funding" Number�3? 62 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:16,258 Number�3. 63 00:03:16,296 --> 00:03:17,556 It's�cool. 64 00:03:17,597 --> 00:03:20,027 MIGUEL:��I�sat�down�with a�former�US�infantryman, 65 00:03:20,066 --> 00:03:22,666 and�one�of�the�first�employed by�the�program. 66 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:25,572 Well,�you�know, it's�hard�to�hold�down�work, 67 00:03:25,605 --> 00:03:27,935 because�of the�post-traumatic�stress. 68 00:03:27,974 --> 00:03:31,844 But�luckily, for�the�long�election�season, 69 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:33,548 I've�been�given a�lot�of�chances 70 00:03:33,580 --> 00:03:36,120 to�get�paid�50�bucks to�be�in�a�video. 71 00:03:36,149 --> 00:03:37,149 Well,�that�has�to�be�a�relief. 72 00:03:38,184 --> 00:03:40,554 (CHUCKLING) Well,�sometimes. 73 00:03:40,587 --> 00:03:42,117 It's�hard�to�endorse a�politician 74 00:03:42,155 --> 00:03:43,585 who�says�he's�gonna cut�your�benefits. 75 00:03:43,623 --> 00:03:45,363 But�if�the�guy�does�win, 76 00:03:45,391 --> 00:03:46,791 I'm�gonna�need all�the�money�I�can�get, 77 00:03:46,826 --> 00:03:48,386 so�I�can�afford a�trip�to�the�clinic. 78 00:03:52,031 --> 00:03:54,201 GRIFT:��Hi. I'm�Grift�Sutherland. 79 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:57,844 And�I�want�you to�re-elect�me as�your�senator. 80 00:03:57,870 --> 00:04:00,240 Let's�keep�those�people�out. 81 00:04:00,273 --> 00:04:01,413 Together. 82 00:04:01,441 --> 00:04:03,081 I'm�a�US�veteran. 83 00:04:03,109 --> 00:04:06,249 And,�uh, I�guess�I�endorse this�message. 84 00:04:06,279 --> 00:04:10,179 Otherwise,�I�won't�be�able to�give�my�daughter Christmas�this�year. 85 00:04:10,216 --> 00:04:11,876 Her�present�was�medication. 86 00:04:12,619 --> 00:04:14,619 We�done? 87 00:04:14,654 --> 00:04:15,864 GRIFT: Paid�for�by�the�committee to�elect�Grift�Sutherland 88 00:04:15,888 --> 00:04:16,988 and�re-invade�Vietnam. 89 00:04:17,023 --> 00:04:18,063 Answer�me, God�damn�it! 90 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:19,161 GRIFT:��Boo-ya! 91 00:04:19,192 --> 00:04:20,562 Following�its�success, 92 00:04:20,593 --> 00:04:22,363 the�Canadian�Department for�Veteran�Affairs 93 00:04:22,395 --> 00:04:24,895 has�also�attempted to�launch�a�similar�program. 94 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:26,771 However,�it�died�in the�House�of�Commons, 95 00:04:26,799 --> 00:04:30,369 after�it�became�apparent that�it�meant�giving�any�money to�veterans. 96 00:04:30,403 --> 00:04:33,273 For��The�Beaverton, I'm�Miguel�Rivas. 97 00:04:33,306 --> 00:04:34,766 Great�job,�Miguel. 98 00:04:34,807 --> 00:04:36,607 -Just�doing�my�job. -Yeah,�that's�what�I�said. 99 00:04:38,077 --> 00:04:40,677 Last�year, "Game�Developer"�Barbie 100 00:04:40,713 --> 00:04:42,623 encouraged�girls across�the�world 101 00:04:42,649 --> 00:04:45,419 to�pursue�careers in�science�and�technology. 102 00:04:45,451 --> 00:04:49,021 Now,�a�competitor is�introducing a�new�line�of�dolls 103 00:04:49,055 --> 00:04:52,625 to�take�on�other�roles traditionally�dominated by�men. 104 00:04:52,659 --> 00:04:55,529 The�all-new "Boys'�Club"�Wendys. 105 00:04:55,561 --> 00:04:58,831 Includes�popular�versions, like�"Dictator"�Wendy, 106 00:04:58,865 --> 00:05:01,565 "Men's�Rights�Activist"�Wendy, 107 00:05:01,601 --> 00:05:04,701 "Sitting�on�a�Panel�About Women's�Reproductive�Rights" Wendy, 108 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:07,805 and�"Mass�Shooter"�Wendy. 109 00:05:25,391 --> 00:05:26,391 (GROANS) 110 00:05:28,394 --> 00:05:29,404 Hmm. 111 00:05:31,931 --> 00:05:34,231 NARRATOR: The�invention�of the�ketchup�chip, 112 00:05:34,267 --> 00:05:37,367 a�part�of�our�heritage, since�1974. 113 00:05:39,305 --> 00:05:43,435 That's�a�wrap on�the�87th Heritage�Minute! 114 00:05:43,476 --> 00:05:46,676 NARRATOR: Making�Heritage�Minutes about�our�mundane�history. 115 00:05:46,713 --> 00:05:49,323 A�part�of�our�heritage, since�1991. 116 00:05:51,517 --> 00:05:54,087 Showing Heritage�Minutes in�history�class. 117 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:56,390 A�part�of�our�heritage, since�work-to-rule. 118 00:06:05,098 --> 00:06:08,468 The�CRTC�is�the�organization responsible�for�ensuring 119 00:06:08,501 --> 00:06:11,441 the�presence�of great�Canadian�content on�our�airwaves, 120 00:06:11,471 --> 00:06:13,671 like�that�one about�the�gas�station. 121 00:06:13,706 --> 00:06:15,606 Ah,��Being�Erica. I�love�it. 122 00:06:15,641 --> 00:06:17,141 Love�it. 123 00:06:17,176 --> 00:06:20,046 And�now,�it's�expanding�its Canadian�content�jurisdiction, 124 00:06:20,079 --> 00:06:23,079 mandating�at�least 35%�local�programing 125 00:06:23,116 --> 00:06:27,546 must�be�aired on�all�of�the�nation's pornography�channels. 126 00:06:27,587 --> 00:06:30,757 For�more, we�sent�Donavon�Stinson�on the�very�important�mission 127 00:06:30,790 --> 00:06:33,160 of�investigating the�porn�industry, 128 00:06:33,192 --> 00:06:36,562 and�the�more�important�task of�getting�millennials to�watch�the�news. 129 00:06:38,030 --> 00:06:40,030 (ROCK�MUSIC�PLAYING) 130 00:06:44,704 --> 00:06:46,774 Pornography,�it's�everywhere, 131 00:06:46,806 --> 00:06:49,376 on�our�computer�screens, our�mobile�devices, 132 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:52,409 and�in�Canada, on�our�federal bureaucrats'�desks. 133 00:06:52,445 --> 00:06:54,145 Which�begs�the�question, 134 00:06:54,180 --> 00:06:56,180 "Does�our�government have�any�business 135 00:06:56,215 --> 00:06:58,275 "regulating�what�goes�on in�our�bedrooms, 136 00:06:58,317 --> 00:07:01,647 "morning�showers, or�in�American�Apparel dressing�rooms?" 137 00:07:01,687 --> 00:07:06,157 I�spoke�to�CRTC�spokeswoman Regina�Thompson�to�find�out. 138 00:07:06,192 --> 00:07:09,002 If�there's�one�thing the�government should�legislate, 139 00:07:09,028 --> 00:07:11,928 it's�protecting a�place�on�the�dial for�pornography 140 00:07:11,964 --> 00:07:14,334 made�for�Canadians, by�Canadians. 141 00:07:14,367 --> 00:07:18,907 Us�Canadians, we�live�in�a�diverse�country made�up�of�different�folks, 142 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:23,008 with�a�seemingly�broad set�of�different�strokes. 143 00:07:23,042 --> 00:07:25,182 Who�are�you�to�decide what�constitutes 144 00:07:25,211 --> 00:07:28,151 a�Canadian pornographic�story worth�telling? 145 00:07:28,181 --> 00:07:29,881 -That's�a�good�question. -Thank�you. 146 00:07:29,916 --> 00:07:31,776 I�thought�so,�too. 147 00:07:31,818 --> 00:07:34,388 To�some, it's�an�Albertan�dairymaid getting�gang-stuffed 148 00:07:34,420 --> 00:07:36,860 -by�a�group of�migrant�farm�workers. -(CLEARS�THROAT) 149 00:07:36,889 --> 00:07:39,429 To�others, it's�an�East�Coast�village, 150 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:40,689 mourning�the�death of�their�men 151 00:07:40,726 --> 00:07:42,296 in�a�sexy mining�accident. 152 00:07:42,328 --> 00:07:44,198 Sexy?�Right. 153 00:07:44,230 --> 00:07:45,900 But�whatever�stories�we�tell, 154 00:07:45,932 --> 00:07:48,732 the�CRTC�believes that�our�screen should�be�a�mirror. 155 00:07:48,768 --> 00:07:51,698 A�mirror�that�reflects that�diversity�back�at�us. 156 00:07:51,737 --> 00:07:53,667 So,�we�can�watch ourselves�masturbate. 157 00:07:55,007 --> 00:07:56,177 DONAVON: But�not�everyone�agrees 158 00:07:56,209 --> 00:07:59,779 the�CRTC�has�Canadians' best�interests�at�heart, 159 00:07:59,812 --> 00:08:04,022 including�the�pornographers the�government�body helps�keep�employed. 160 00:08:04,050 --> 00:08:07,820 The�regulatory�hoops that�we�have�to�jump�through are�crippling�us. 161 00:08:07,854 --> 00:08:11,324 Do�you�know, to�get�a�porn�parody�financed 162 00:08:11,357 --> 00:08:14,927 it�needs�to�be�based on�a�Canadian�film or�television�series? 163 00:08:14,961 --> 00:08:17,661 DONAVON: Dougie�Morningwood�has received�federal�grants�for... 164 00:08:17,697 --> 00:08:20,567 (DONAVON�READING) 165 00:08:23,469 --> 00:08:24,739 Degrassi: The�Next�Penetration. 166 00:08:24,770 --> 00:08:27,270 -Absolutely. -Or��DaVinci's�Incest. 167 00:08:27,306 --> 00:08:29,476 -Both�failures. -To�you. 168 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:32,379 DONAVON:��Despite�this, he�has�managed to�carve�out�a�niche 169 00:08:32,411 --> 00:08:35,381 in�the�tired�stereotypes and�low�expectations 170 00:08:35,414 --> 00:08:37,924 that�come�along with�Canadian�productions. 171 00:08:37,950 --> 00:08:39,350 -Poutine. -Oh. 172 00:08:39,385 --> 00:08:42,315 You're�falling�way�behind in�AP�Chemistry. 173 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:44,985 And�this�country�needs more�female�science�graduates 174 00:08:45,024 --> 00:08:47,994 to�compete�in the�21st�century�economy. 175 00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:50,197 (BOTH�MOANING) 176 00:08:50,229 --> 00:08:53,469 I�don't�have�any�money, but�I�have�another�way to�pay�for�the�treatment. 177 00:08:53,499 --> 00:08:55,699 We�have�Universal�Healthcare. 178 00:08:55,735 --> 00:09:00,505 Fill�out�these�forms and�I'll�see�you�back�here in�six�to�nine�months. 179 00:09:01,974 --> 00:09:02,984 (SIGHS) 180 00:09:05,077 --> 00:09:08,477 You�do�realize that�your�entire�industry 181 00:09:08,514 --> 00:09:11,154 is�subsidized by�the�public's�money. 182 00:09:11,183 --> 00:09:14,823 It's�hard�for�people to�feel�bad�for�someone 183 00:09:14,854 --> 00:09:20,094 who's�giving�up something�as�trivial as�creative�control. 184 00:09:20,993 --> 00:09:22,703 We're�not�asking�them�to. 185 00:09:22,728 --> 00:09:26,368 -It's�about�the�CRTC, these�pencil�pushers. -(CLEARS�THROAT) 186 00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:29,999 And�if�we�allow their�fetish�of�the�week that�their�choosing 187 00:09:30,036 --> 00:09:34,806 to�dictate�what�sex�act we�can�capture�on�cam, 188 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:36,280 how�can�we�call ourselves�artists? 189 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:38,243 You�can't. 190 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:40,812 Uh... 191 00:09:40,846 --> 00:09:42,616 Aren't�these�restrictive CanCon�rules 192 00:09:42,648 --> 00:09:44,078 just�another�way for�our�government 193 00:09:44,116 --> 00:09:47,546 to�infringe�on�the�free�speech of�our�nation's�porn�auteurs? 194 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:51,087 Look,�these�are�the�same complaints�people�made about�Canadian�film�and�TV. 195 00:09:51,123 --> 00:09:52,733 Mmm. 196 00:09:52,758 --> 00:09:55,058 And�you�don't�hear them�complaining�about that�anymore,�do�you? 197 00:09:55,094 --> 00:09:57,134 Hmm. 198 00:09:57,163 --> 00:09:58,763 Thanks�for�all your�hard�work, Donavon. 199 00:09:58,798 --> 00:10:00,198 I�hope�you're�rehydrating. 200 00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:03,837 With�harvesting�season coming�to�a�close, 201 00:10:03,869 --> 00:10:06,339 thousands�of�seasonal�workers are�set�to�return�home 202 00:10:06,372 --> 00:10:08,912 to�Central�America and�the�West�Indies. 203 00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:10,741 To�tell�us�what�happens to�the�people�who�make�up 204 00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:13,676 this�hard-working, under-appreciated�sector of�our�economy 205 00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:15,923 is�migrant�labor�expert Brenda�Phillips. 206 00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:17,218 Hello,�Brenda. 207 00:10:17,249 --> 00:10:19,149 (CHUCKLES) This�is�fun,�thanks. 208 00:10:19,185 --> 00:10:22,145 I'm�glad�someone is�finally�paying�attention to�this�subject. 209 00:10:22,188 --> 00:10:24,058 -No,�no.�Thank�you for�enlightening�us. -Oh. 210 00:10:24,090 --> 00:10:26,790 What�does�this�time�of�year look�like�for�migrant�workers? 211 00:10:26,826 --> 00:10:28,756 Well,�with�their�work done�for�the�season, 212 00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:30,404 mostly�they're�heading south�for�the�winter 213 00:10:30,429 --> 00:10:32,499 in�a�tired,�bitter "V"�pattern. 214 00:10:34,066 --> 00:10:35,636 Wait,�like�ducks? 215 00:10:35,668 --> 00:10:38,798 Yeah,�or�geese, or�any�other migrating�creature. 216 00:10:38,838 --> 00:10:41,538 Did�you�just�call migrant�workers "creatures"? 217 00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:44,714 That's�how�we�treat�them, like�animals.�(CHUCKLES) 218 00:10:44,744 --> 00:10:48,484 Let's�try�and�remember, these�are�people�who�many think�are�being�exploited. 219 00:10:48,514 --> 00:10:49,984 Yes. 220 00:10:50,016 --> 00:10:53,346 But�let's�also�remember that�many�businesses view�them�as�livestock 221 00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:55,346 to�house in�deplorable�conditions, 222 00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:56,958 and�use�as�beasts�of�burden. 223 00:10:58,357 --> 00:11:00,057 Can�we�avoid these�animal�allusions 224 00:11:00,092 --> 00:11:01,832 and�stick�with the�word�"people". 225 00:11:01,861 --> 00:11:03,001 People�of�burden. 226 00:11:05,231 --> 00:11:06,431 -Just�"people". -Yeah. 227 00:11:06,465 --> 00:11:08,695 Well,�agribusiness doesn't�really�want 228 00:11:08,734 --> 00:11:10,244 you�thinking�of�them as�people. 229 00:11:10,269 --> 00:11:12,169 Because�if�you call�them�"people", 230 00:11:12,204 --> 00:11:13,644 you�have�to�start treating�them�like�people, 231 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:14,973 and�that�can�get pretty�expensive. 232 00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:16,807 EMMA:�Hey. 233 00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:18,582 Well,�could�you tell�us�a�little�bit 234 00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:21,281 about�their�return�to their�countries�of�origin? 235 00:11:21,313 --> 00:11:23,383 Mmm. It's�a�dangerous�journey. 236 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:27,016 Sore�and�weak from�their�months�of back-breaking�labor, 237 00:11:27,053 --> 00:11:28,923 they�are�vulnerable to�predators, 238 00:11:28,954 --> 00:11:31,064 like�recruiters who�take�part�of�their�wages 239 00:11:31,090 --> 00:11:33,460 for�finding�them these�shitty�jobs. 240 00:11:33,492 --> 00:11:34,862 What? 241 00:11:34,894 --> 00:11:37,234 So,�we�have�a�group coming�and�contributing to�the�economy, 242 00:11:37,263 --> 00:11:39,273 supporting�our�farms and�factories 243 00:11:39,298 --> 00:11:41,768 in�a�country that�prides�itself�on�its immigration�policies. 244 00:11:41,801 --> 00:11:43,701 -Mmm-hmm. -Why�can't�they�stay? 245 00:11:43,736 --> 00:11:45,806 Because�then�they'd�have to�become�citizens, 246 00:11:45,838 --> 00:11:48,508 and�then�they'd�get employment�insurance, and�minimum�wage. 247 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:49,811 And,�whoa, all�of�a�sudden 248 00:11:49,842 --> 00:11:52,112 you're�looking�at a�50-cent�apple. 249 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:56,123 That�doesn't�seem that�expensive. 250 00:11:56,148 --> 00:11:59,518 Migrant�workers are�part�of�the�great�circle of�commerce. 251 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:02,292 We�get�important�labor done�cheaply. 252 00:12:02,321 --> 00:12:03,591 Who�cares�how? 253 00:12:05,091 --> 00:12:06,791 -Okay. Thanks,�Brenda. -Yeah. 254 00:12:06,826 --> 00:12:09,226 This�is�outrageous, I'm�going�to�write a�letter�to�my�MP. 255 00:12:09,261 --> 00:12:11,361 -No,�you're�not. -I�might. 256 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:15,027 When�we�return, find�out�once�and�for�all who�has�the�strongest�dad. 257 00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:17,742 It's�not�me that's�for�sure. 258 00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:18,770 That's�for�sure. 259 00:12:29,715 --> 00:12:31,115 In�Northern�Ontario�this�week, 260 00:12:31,150 --> 00:12:34,750 a�First�Nations�group broke�ground�on their�casino�expansion, 261 00:12:34,787 --> 00:12:37,987 only�to�discover an�ancient�white burial�ground. 262 00:12:38,023 --> 00:12:41,433 Our�own�Aisha�Alfa�has�more. 263 00:12:41,460 --> 00:12:43,230 AISHA:��When�developers of�the�Chippewa�Nation 264 00:12:43,262 --> 00:12:45,502 began�excavation for�their�casino, 265 00:12:45,531 --> 00:12:47,831 they�were�shocked to�unearth�the�remains 266 00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:51,067 of�an�unmarked Caucasian�burial�ground. 267 00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:52,443 Frustrated�by�the�delay, 268 00:12:52,471 --> 00:12:55,941 the�First�Nations�group must�now�consult with�John�Woodrow, 269 00:12:55,975 --> 00:12:58,175 a�renowned paranormal�investigator, 270 00:12:58,210 --> 00:13:02,950 who�has�spent�years studying�the�mysticism�of white�North�Americans. 271 00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:05,252 The�red�tape is�the�least�of�their�issues. 272 00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:09,594 I'm�far�more�concerned with�how�they�angered the�spirits. 273 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,822 AISHA:��Armed�with�his white-ghost�hunting�tools, 274 00:13:11,857 --> 00:13:13,487 an�EMF�reader,�Frisbee, 275 00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:17,056 and�a�petition�to�keep a�local,�independent bookstore�open. 276 00:13:17,096 --> 00:13:20,496 John�Woodrow�set�out�to�find these�incorporeal�forms, 277 00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:23,303 and�help�them�complete their�unfinished�business. 278 00:13:23,335 --> 00:13:25,135 (SNIFFS) 279 00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:27,841 He�couldn't�have�come at�a�better�time. 280 00:13:27,873 --> 00:13:31,383 JOHN:��Strange�and�terrifying happenings�have�been reported�in�the�region. 281 00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:35,110 On�an�ordinary�day, just�past�the�brunching�hour, 282 00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:37,947 Eggs�Benedict mysteriously�disappearing 283 00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:40,923 and�nothing�left, but�a�really�bad�tip. 284 00:13:40,953 --> 00:13:43,193 Unattended�MacBook�Pros, 285 00:13:43,222 --> 00:13:48,062 posting�think-pieces about�how�all�lives�matter on�local�Facebook�pages, 286 00:13:48,093 --> 00:13:50,703 seemingly�all�on�their�own. 287 00:13:50,729 --> 00:13:54,469 We�must�appease these�white�spirits by�giving�them�tributes 288 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,800 that�are�sacred to�their�white�culture. 289 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,066 -Taylor�Swift. -Birkenstocks. 290 00:13:59,104 --> 00:14:00,544 Mumford�&�Sons. 291 00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:01,813 Starbucks. 292 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,581 AISHA: Following�Woodrow's�advice, 293 00:14:03,609 --> 00:14:07,049 the�casino�is�comping�tickets for�an�upcoming Jerry�Seinfeld�show. 294 00:14:07,079 --> 00:14:09,449 There�are�also talks�of�adding farmer's�market�stalls 295 00:14:09,481 --> 00:14:12,651 along�the�spiritual�ley�lines in�the�lobby. 296 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:15,585 Only�time�will�tell if�these�measures can�placate�the�spirits, 297 00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:17,961 and�this�wealthy First�Nations�developer 298 00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:20,460 can�finally�get�back to�business. 299 00:14:20,492 --> 00:14:24,202 For��The�Beaverton, I'm�Aisha�Alfa. 300 00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:26,930 Justin�Trudeau's political�honeymoon appears�to�be�over, 301 00:14:26,966 --> 00:14:29,336 with�even�his�supporters now�urging�the�Prime�Minister 302 00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:32,168 to�spend�less�time making�high-profile public�appearances, 303 00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:34,944 and�more�time�fulfilling his�various�campaign�promises. 304 00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:38,244 The�outcry�is the�subject�of�tonight's point/counterpoint. 305 00:14:38,277 --> 00:14:41,207 "Is�Canada�too�needy for�Justin�Trudeau?" 306 00:14:42,748 --> 00:14:44,248 Mmm,�no�it's�not. 307 00:14:44,283 --> 00:14:45,323 Really,�Miguel? 308 00:14:45,351 --> 00:14:46,751 Have�you�heard�Canada�lately? 309 00:14:46,785 --> 00:14:48,885 "When�are�you�gonna fix�the�economy? 310 00:14:48,921 --> 00:14:50,921 "Where's�our�electoral�reform? 311 00:14:50,956 --> 00:14:53,986 "What�about�all�those promises�you�made�about First�Nations�communities?" 312 00:14:54,026 --> 00:14:56,156 Ugh,�they�sound�like my�boyfriend's�wife. 313 00:14:56,195 --> 00:14:59,125 No.�No,�what�I'm�saying is�there's�nothing�needy 314 00:14:59,164 --> 00:15:01,474 about�holding our�elected�officials accountable. 315 00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:04,670 Nevertheless, if�I�had�a�chance,�okay, 316 00:15:04,703 --> 00:15:06,773 to�say, hang�out�with�Bono 317 00:15:06,805 --> 00:15:10,275 over�going�home to�my�gross, nagging�country 318 00:15:10,309 --> 00:15:11,809 that�can't�get its�shit�together, 319 00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:14,414 I'm�pretty�sure, I�know�where�I'm�going. (LAUGHS) 320 00:15:14,446 --> 00:15:16,176 Well,�that's�what we�elected�him�for. 321 00:15:16,215 --> 00:15:17,275 No. 322 00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:18,376 No,�Miguel. 323 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:19,847 We�elected�him because�he's�a�hard�10. 324 00:15:19,885 --> 00:15:21,515 And�what's�Canada, a�seven? 325 00:15:21,553 --> 00:15:23,093 Okay. 326 00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:25,592 Admittedly,�we�are�punching above�our�weight,�okay. 327 00:15:25,624 --> 00:15:27,264 That's�true,�I'll�admit�that. 328 00:15:27,293 --> 00:15:28,963 But�that�doesn't change�the�fact that�Justin�Trudeau 329 00:15:28,994 --> 00:15:31,604 has�failed to�re-institute�pensions for�injured�veterans. 330 00:15:31,630 --> 00:15:32,970 He's�failed to�connect�with all�sorts... 331 00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:34,468 Do�you�see, that�is�exactly�the�thing 332 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:36,100 that's�gonna�push Justin�away. 333 00:15:36,135 --> 00:15:37,235 You�know,�he�could�be the�prime�minister 334 00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:39,409 -of�any�country he�wants,�right? -No. 335 00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:40,568 No. 336 00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,306 I�told�you,�that's�not how�democracy�works. 337 00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:45,111 Which�is�why we�need�electoral�reform. 338 00:15:45,144 --> 00:15:47,984 Which�I'm�sure he�will�get�around�to if�he's�not�too�busy. 339 00:15:48,013 --> 00:15:50,023 No�pressure, we�are�easy�breezy. 340 00:15:50,049 --> 00:15:51,279 I'm�so�chill. 341 00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:53,787 Up�for�anything�or�nothing. (CHUCKLES) 342 00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:56,520 We'll�be�right�back. 343 00:15:56,555 --> 00:15:58,855 -He's�not�listening�right�now. -Whatever,�I�don't�care. 344 00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:12,495 Climate�change is�on�all�of�our�minds. 345 00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:14,908 A�new�study�suggests the�point�of�no�return 346 00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:18,180 for�Global�Warming was�five�minutes�ago. 347 00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:21,010 To�talk�about what�this�means is�Oliver�Mathis, 348 00:16:21,046 --> 00:16:23,716 a�climatologist from�Environment�Canada. 349 00:16:23,749 --> 00:16:26,019 Laura�Cilevitz, The�Beaverton's financial�expert, 350 00:16:26,051 --> 00:16:29,321 and�a�former�lobbyist for�the�coal�industry. 351 00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:31,555 And�Sumon�Dutta, a�Bangladeshi�man 352 00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:34,190 whose�village was�just�flooded. 353 00:16:34,226 --> 00:16:36,096 Thank�you�all so�much�for�being�here�today. 354 00:16:36,128 --> 00:16:38,158 Thank�you�for�having�us,�Emma. 355 00:16:38,197 --> 00:16:41,527 This�new�report is�just�nothing�more�than scientific�mumbo�jumbo 356 00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:44,397 being�used�to�attack Canada's�resource�industry. 357 00:16:44,436 --> 00:16:46,506 Oliver, would�you�care to�rebut? 358 00:16:46,538 --> 00:16:49,308 You�can't�honestly�believe that�climate�change isn't�real,�Laura. 359 00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:52,211 Greenhouse�gases�are�having a�catastrophic�affect 360 00:16:52,244 --> 00:16:55,084 on�our�ability�to�survive the�coming�centuries. 361 00:16:55,114 --> 00:16:56,724 Interesting�point. 362 00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:57,949 Sumon,�what's�your�take? 363 00:16:59,251 --> 00:17:01,321 I�mean... 364 00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:03,793 He�may�have�got you�there,�Laura. 365 00:17:03,822 --> 00:17:05,422 How�can�we�even�sit and�have�this�debate 366 00:17:05,457 --> 00:17:08,187 when�sea�levels�are�wiping�out coastal�communities? 367 00:17:08,227 --> 00:17:10,957 This�is�literally happening�right�now. 368 00:17:10,996 --> 00:17:12,626 I�have�been�wet�for�weeks. 369 00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:18,503 So,�sorry,�you�think climate�change�is�real? 370 00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:22,777 Okay,�to�be�clear, the�story�of�his�village being�washed�away 371 00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:25,938 is�just�Sumon's�opinion, not�fact. 372 00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:29,148 Look, all�the�negativity�surrounding the�climate�change�debate 373 00:17:29,181 --> 00:17:32,321 is�what�we in�the�lobby�industry�call "a�real�bummer". 374 00:17:33,919 --> 00:17:35,819 And�I�have�a�different question�for�you. 375 00:17:35,854 --> 00:17:38,564 What�if�climate�change deniers�were�right? 376 00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:41,990 Then�we�wouldn't�need�to�alter any�of�our�behaviors. 377 00:17:42,027 --> 00:17:44,957 -You�make�a�strong�point. -No,�she�doesn't! 378 00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:47,427 We�need�to�examine the�economic and�political�reality 379 00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:48,726 of�the�situation. 380 00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:50,737 That�seems�complicated. 381 00:17:50,769 --> 00:17:51,969 You're�absolutely�right. 382 00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:53,814 Nothing�can�be�done. 383 00:17:53,839 --> 00:17:56,009 These�affects are�irreversible. 384 00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:58,341 This�is�why the�world's�climate�scientists 385 00:17:58,377 --> 00:18:01,077 are�currently�shifting their�focus�away from�solar�power, 386 00:18:01,113 --> 00:18:03,653 and�into�building a�time�machine 387 00:18:03,682 --> 00:18:06,922 that�we�will�use�to�stop the�industrial�revolution. 388 00:18:06,952 --> 00:18:08,822 It's�the�only�way. 389 00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:11,524 Well,�there's�just one�little�problem with�that,�Oliver. 390 00:18:11,557 --> 00:18:13,757 Who�is�going�to�pay for�a�time�machine? 391 00:18:13,792 --> 00:18:16,532 What�about�the�human�cost? 392 00:18:16,562 --> 00:18:20,032 You�don't pay�for�time�machines with�humans,�Sumon. 393 00:18:20,065 --> 00:18:23,095 Would�you�like to�elaborate,�Sumon? 394 00:18:23,135 --> 00:18:26,735 We�need�a�worldwide�effort to�help�reverse�the�effects of�climate�change. 395 00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:28,372 We�all�have�to�pitch�in and�sacrifice. 396 00:18:28,407 --> 00:18:31,507 Stop�driving�cars. Stop�eating�meat. 397 00:18:31,543 --> 00:18:32,613 It's�simple. 398 00:18:32,644 --> 00:18:33,814 Wow. 399 00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:36,516 That�is�way�too�far. 400 00:18:36,548 --> 00:18:38,548 Now,�about�that�time�machine. 401 00:18:38,584 --> 00:18:40,454 Unfortunately, we're�out�of�time. 402 00:18:40,486 --> 00:18:42,086 Well,�you�know what�would�solve�that. 403 00:18:42,988 --> 00:18:45,288 Thank�you,�panel. 404 00:18:45,324 --> 00:18:47,294 We�look�forward to�having�them�back next�week 405 00:18:47,326 --> 00:18:50,626 to�discuss�whether the�Earth�is�round,�flat, or�other. 406 00:18:53,265 --> 00:18:54,665 Statistics�Canada has�announced 407 00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:57,570 that�the�most�popular Canadian�baby�names in�2016 408 00:18:57,603 --> 00:18:59,973 are�Bell�and�Rogers. 409 00:19:00,005 --> 00:19:02,765 After�buying�and�renaming every�stadium�in�the�country, 410 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,708 the�nation's two�telecommunications�giants 411 00:19:04,743 --> 00:19:06,383 have�now�snapped�up the�naming�rights 412 00:19:06,411 --> 00:19:09,851 for�each�of�the�country's 390,000�newborns. 413 00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:13,992 In�exchange,�parents will�receive�two�months of�unlimited�data. 414 00:19:14,019 --> 00:19:16,119 The�nation's�teachers admit�it�will�be�a�problem 415 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,985 differentiating�between so�many�identically-named children, 416 00:19:19,024 --> 00:19:20,894 but�not�as�big�a�problem 417 00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:22,826 as�stopping�them from�bullying�the�one�kid named�Koodo. 418 00:19:24,696 --> 00:19:26,626 Finally, before�we�sign�off for�the�night, 419 00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:28,625 I'd�like�to�share�something a�little�more�personal. 420 00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:30,597 Snooze. 421 00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:32,796 None�of�our�regular�viewers, nor�any�of�my�esteemed co-workers�noticed, 422 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:36,478 but�to�show�how�differently men�and�women�in�the�media are�treated, 423 00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:38,308 for�the�past�three�months, 424 00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:40,053 I've�been�wearing the�same�suit every�single�day. 425 00:19:40,078 --> 00:19:41,108 You�know, the�expectations are�unfair... 426 00:19:41,146 --> 00:19:42,876 That's�why you've�been�doing�it. 427 00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:45,145 This�may�come�as�a�shock... Wait,�what? 428 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:48,254 Miguel,�we�all�knew. You�smell�terrible. 429 00:19:48,287 --> 00:19:51,557 You�smell�like�a�urinal at�an�asparagus�convention. 430 00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:54,260 My�point�is, the�scrutiny�that�we�put on�female�appearance... 431 00:19:54,293 --> 00:19:56,863 You�smell�like�a�sick�horse. 432 00:19:56,895 --> 00:20:00,365 -As�a�feminist... -You�smell�like�a�mop at�a�strip�club. 433 00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:02,599 I�just�wanted�to�tell�you how�women�in�the�media�feel... 434 00:20:02,634 --> 00:20:04,774 LAURA:�Hi,�so�sorry. 435 00:20:04,803 --> 00:20:06,773 Laura,�did�you�know what�was�going�on? 436 00:20:06,805 --> 00:20:08,135 Absolutely. 437 00:20:08,173 --> 00:20:10,443 It's�very�clear, you�were�trying�to�show the�body�shaming 438 00:20:10,475 --> 00:20:13,445 women�in�the�media�face by�getting�progressively fatter. 439 00:20:13,478 --> 00:20:15,608 -Oh,�yeah. -Nice. 440 00:20:15,647 --> 00:20:19,247 Now�I�get�it,�yeah. That�suit�is�looking a�little�snug. 441 00:20:19,284 --> 00:20:21,924 Well,�thank�you,�Miguel. That�is�a�very�solid�point. That's�sweet. 442 00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:25,394 Actually,�I�was�trying to�make�a�point�about�men's and�women's�fashion. 443 00:20:25,424 --> 00:20:28,634 The�weight�gain is�just�sort�of�life, you�know? 444 00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:31,560 Oh,�well, maybe�you�should�lay�off those�peanut�M&M's 445 00:20:31,597 --> 00:20:32,827 you�love�so�much, huh,�toots? 446 00:20:34,099 --> 00:20:35,699 -"Toots"? -LAURA:�Yeah. 447 00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:36,904 I�mean,�you�know you're�not�supposed to�eat�popcorn 448 00:20:36,935 --> 00:20:39,435 and�chardonnay for�every�meal, right? 449 00:20:39,471 --> 00:20:41,411 I�just�wanted�to�make a�social�commentary. 450 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:42,980 Well,�now�you�know how�we�feel. 451 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,110 That's�it�for�tonight. 452 00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:49,506 Join�us�tomorrow when�we�dare�to�ask, 453 00:20:49,548 --> 00:20:52,378 are�martial�arts too�dangerous�for�children? 454 00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:56,587 One�six-year-old claims�to�have�killed�over 1,000�ninjas�using�karate. 455 00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,927 (BOTH�ARGUING�INDISTINCTLY) 41331

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