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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:49,758 --> 00:00:52,465 Male singer: Early in the morning, I can't sleep 2 00:00:54,513 --> 00:00:56,674 I can't work and I can't eat 3 00:00:59,101 --> 00:01:03,014 maybe I'm lucky, maybe I'm freed 4 00:01:03,272 --> 00:01:06,105 maybe this woman's just all I need 5 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:11,276 oh, no, not again 6 00:01:12,531 --> 00:01:16,319 it hurts so good, I don't understand 7 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:18,909 infatuation 8 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:23,371 infatuation... 9 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:27,751 Infatuation 10 00:01:30,173 --> 00:01:32,505 infatuation... 11 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:36,927 Infatuation 12 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:41,723 infatuation... 13 00:01:43,395 --> 00:01:46,432 Infatuation 14 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:50,732 infatuation... 15 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:55,563 Infatuation 16 00:01:55,824 --> 00:01:59,157 whoo! Infatuate me! 17 00:02:18,930 --> 00:02:22,093 Man: Consider outer space. 18 00:02:22,351 --> 00:02:24,311 You know, from the time of the first NASA mission, 19 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:26,517 it became evident that being in space 20 00:02:26,772 --> 00:02:28,763 has a profound effect on the human psyche. 21 00:02:29,024 --> 00:02:31,766 Now, during the first gemini mission, some thought was actually given 22 00:02:32,027 --> 00:02:35,770 to the notion of sending up a man and a woman together. 23 00:02:36,031 --> 00:02:38,022 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 24 00:02:38,283 --> 00:02:41,195 A cosmic Adam and Eve if you will. 25 00:02:41,453 --> 00:02:43,660 Bound together in a highly sophisticated nerve center 26 00:02:43,914 --> 00:02:46,100 at the head of the largest, most powerful rocket yet known. 27 00:02:46,124 --> 00:02:49,161 Its giant thrusters blasting into the dark void 28 00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:52,411 as they hurtled towards their final destination... 29 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:54,629 The gushing wellspring of life itself. 30 00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:58,793 How would you like to have a sexual encounter so intense 31 00:02:58,970 --> 00:03:00,961 it could conceivably change your political views? 32 00:03:02,808 --> 00:03:06,266 - Would you like to dance? - Yes, please. 33 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:09,227 I'll take that as a no. 34 00:03:09,481 --> 00:03:12,939 Male singer: Heart of rock 'n' roll is still beatin'... 35 00:03:15,237 --> 00:03:17,523 Johnny! Ow! 36 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:24,819 - Man: Consider outer space. - What? 37 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:35,704 Man: Private Gibson! Incoming! 38 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:41,051 Hey, what is this "lonely man sitting on the hill," huh? 39 00:03:43,974 --> 00:03:46,090 It's over, Lance. 40 00:03:46,351 --> 00:03:48,057 It's gone. I've lost it. 41 00:03:49,104 --> 00:03:52,596 High school. I started off so hot. 42 00:03:52,858 --> 00:03:55,224 Sophomore year, two times. 43 00:03:55,485 --> 00:03:57,692 Junior year was excellent... Four times. 44 00:03:57,946 --> 00:03:59,902 And not all with the same girl. 45 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:02,940 Senior year looked like the best. 46 00:04:03,201 --> 00:04:05,362 First day of classes, then nothing. 47 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:07,861 What do you mean nothing your senior year? 48 00:04:08,123 --> 00:04:10,990 What about that time with Barbara devilbiss in the high-jump pit, huh? 49 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:13,663 That was you. 50 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:16,787 Oh, yeah. 51 00:04:17,048 --> 00:04:21,257 I just can't motivate myself the way I used to. 52 00:04:21,511 --> 00:04:23,797 Maybe I'm past my prime. 53 00:04:24,055 --> 00:04:26,011 Hey, it's not you. 54 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:29,099 It's these high school girls here. 55 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:31,343 They're simple. 56 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:35,097 They're never gonna stimulate a complex guy like you. 57 00:04:35,358 --> 00:04:37,895 - Maybe you're right. - Of course I'm right. 58 00:04:38,153 --> 00:04:40,735 Anyways, after tonight you'll never have to deal 59 00:04:40,989 --> 00:04:43,105 with these simple high school girls again. 60 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:47,033 But won't these same girls be in college? 61 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:49,323 Yeah, but it'll be different. 62 00:04:49,581 --> 00:04:52,789 - Why? - Because they'll be college girls. 63 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:57,456 I'm gonna miss you, Lance. 64 00:04:57,714 --> 00:04:59,420 It's your own fault, you know. 65 00:04:59,674 --> 00:05:01,505 You could be coming out to California with me. 66 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:03,216 Hey, all right. 67 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:05,711 Get a totally bitchin' education out there, dude. 68 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:08,088 California. 69 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:10,430 You could be coming to new england with me, you know. 70 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:13,677 Ugh. What are you, crazy? The Ivy league stinks, man. 71 00:05:13,939 --> 00:05:16,019 All they got there are those ugly, intellectual girls 72 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:18,390 with band-aids on their knees from playing the cello. 73 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:22,565 - No, thank you. - Really gonna miss you, Lance. 74 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:26,987 - Well, we're college men now. - Yeah. 75 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:39,707 Gibson: "Dear Lance, the campus here is beautiful. 76 00:05:39,965 --> 00:05:42,877 I've never seen so much corduroy in one place. 77 00:05:43,927 --> 00:05:47,761 Classes are classes. One of them even looks like it might be interesting. 78 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:51,798 You never know. 79 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:56,562 You're wrong about the women here. I haven't seen one band-aid. 80 00:05:56,815 --> 00:05:59,056 In fact, there's plenty of action. 81 00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:01,433 My roommate and I have an understanding. 82 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:03,902 Hope things are going as good for you. 83 00:06:04,155 --> 00:06:05,816 Your pal, gib." 84 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:09,074 "P.s. All of the above is bullshit. 85 00:06:09,327 --> 00:06:12,990 I'm floundering in a sea of confusion and total despair. 86 00:06:13,248 --> 00:06:15,489 But knock on wood, I still have my health." 87 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:18,492 This week's assignment is to rewrite last week's assignment. 88 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:22,833 Remember, "as the dog returneth to his own vomit, 89 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:25,423 so does the fool to his folly." 90 00:06:29,264 --> 00:06:31,755 Sorry I'm late, but there was this big problem. 91 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:33,928 And I'm late because of it. 92 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:38,137 Professor: Um, Katherine... 93 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:40,710 Now when I told you that you should develop your own style, 94 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:44,226 I didn't mean you should dot the I's with little flowers. 95 00:06:44,487 --> 00:06:48,196 And this lavender ink, would you... Would you lose that? 96 00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:49,986 It strains the eye, you know? 97 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:52,325 You sure take a lot of notes. 98 00:06:55,624 --> 00:06:58,661 Professor: Ms. duran, this is very, very interesting. 99 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:02,543 Ordinarily the conclusion comes at the end of the paper, but... 100 00:07:02,797 --> 00:07:05,584 - Yeah, I like that. - Duran: Thank you. 101 00:07:05,842 --> 00:07:09,334 Go on. Um, Gibson. 102 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:17,308 - Mr. Gibson...? - Yes, what? 103 00:07:17,562 --> 00:07:21,475 Well, I know what an important part voyeurism plays in your daily life, 104 00:07:21,733 --> 00:07:24,725 but, would you mind if I take up a moment of your time? 105 00:07:26,029 --> 00:07:27,690 - Sure. - Thank you. 106 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:31,657 I wanted to tell you that I really enjoyed your paper. 107 00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:33,366 - You did? - Yeah. 108 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:37,078 I don't remember the last time that I have seen 109 00:07:37,332 --> 00:07:41,416 this much detail expressed on how to eat pizza 110 00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:43,956 without burning the roof of your mouth. 111 00:07:46,549 --> 00:07:50,713 Unfortunately, whatever whimsical qualities that your paper evokes 112 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:55,715 are obscured in a morass of marginal grammar, 113 00:07:55,976 --> 00:08:00,720 creative spelling and... I believe, sausage stain. 114 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:02,937 Pepperoni. 115 00:08:03,191 --> 00:08:06,683 Clean it up, Gibson. 116 00:08:06,945 --> 00:08:09,186 Miss bradbury. 117 00:08:09,447 --> 00:08:14,282 You, on the other hand, you express your ideas very clearly. 118 00:08:14,536 --> 00:08:15,946 Thank you. 119 00:08:16,204 --> 00:08:18,616 Except that your paper is... 120 00:08:18,873 --> 00:08:20,534 Well, it's dry. 121 00:08:20,792 --> 00:08:24,410 There's not enough of you coming through. 122 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:28,289 Loosen up and have some fun. 123 00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:31,070 Yes, sleep when you feel like it, not when you think you should! 124 00:08:31,261 --> 00:08:34,253 Eat food that is bad for you at least once in a while. 125 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,175 Have conversations with people 126 00:08:36,433 --> 00:08:38,469 whose clothes are not color coordinated. 127 00:08:40,395 --> 00:08:42,602 Make love in a hammock! 128 00:08:44,899 --> 00:08:46,309 Got it! 129 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:49,025 Life is the ultimate experience. 130 00:08:50,071 --> 00:08:54,360 You have to experience it in order to write about it. 131 00:08:55,577 --> 00:08:58,410 - Yes, Alison? - What did you say after "hammock"? 132 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,410 - I warned you. - All right, now. 133 00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:05,187 You're a dead man. You're dead meat. Gonna be hearing some footsteps. 134 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:07,042 Set, hike! 135 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:10,414 One-one thousand, two-one thousand, three-one thousand. 136 00:09:14,345 --> 00:09:16,006 Gibson, all pro-safety out of grambling, 137 00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:17,970 makes another sparkling defensive gem. 138 00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:22,224 - I thought grambling was all black. - So what? 139 00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:24,665 - Hey, what are you doing tonight? - Gibson: Tell you what I'm not doing... 140 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:26,329 Staying in and rewriting my english paper. 141 00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:27,668 I have a social life, you know. 142 00:09:27,692 --> 00:09:30,525 Oh, that's right. I forgot. You gotta go to a mixer. 143 00:09:30,779 --> 00:09:33,316 Stand in the corner for three hours and not ask anyone to dance. 144 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:36,940 No, it's the girls at this school. All they want to do is stay indoors, 145 00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:39,488 smoke cigarettes and "relate." I don't like 'em. 146 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:42,488 Why do you have to like 'em? 147 00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:45,657 You're dead meat. 148 00:09:46,711 --> 00:09:48,997 What does Taub mean I have to "live life"? 149 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:51,587 In high school, I was delegate to the mock u.N. 150 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:54,708 In New York City, twice. 151 00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:58,553 When I was nine, I broke my brother's nose boxing. 152 00:09:58,807 --> 00:10:02,516 On a tour of Graceland, I passed out in Elvis' bedroom. 153 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:06,227 I think I've done my share of living. Haven't I? 154 00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:08,597 What do you think of that guy, gib? 155 00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:10,564 I don't. 156 00:10:10,819 --> 00:10:13,105 I think he's got a cute ass. 157 00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:15,024 - Him? - Yeah. 158 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:17,442 Oh! 159 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:20,100 Gibson with the interception, and he's got some running room! 160 00:10:20,245 --> 00:10:23,533 He's to the 30, to the 40, and run out of bounds in midfield 161 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:25,826 by jimbo marcavicci. 162 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:29,360 That's Gibson's ninth interception in this very young season. 163 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:31,703 He's having an outstanding year. 164 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:34,798 Life's the ultimate experience. 165 00:10:37,512 --> 00:10:39,793 Forget it, Gibson. I hear she likes the intellectual type. 166 00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:41,845 So? I'm intellectual and stuff. 167 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:44,620 You're flunking english. That's your mother tongue... and stuff. 168 00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:48,102 The only way she'd go out with you is out of pity. 169 00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:50,187 Mastin, you're a genius. 170 00:10:50,441 --> 00:10:53,399 Stop and go, on one. 171 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:57,270 Break! 172 00:10:57,532 --> 00:10:59,648 - Both y'all are dead. - Ready, down, set. 173 00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:01,029 Hut one, hut two, hut three. 174 00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:02,286 Jim: Watch it, now! 175 00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:05,654 One-one thousand, two-one thousand, three-one thousand. 176 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:10,666 - Yeah, yeah, go! - Nice d, nice d, nice d! 177 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:13,127 Mastin: Go, go, go, go! Hey, hey! 178 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,588 - Gibson! Gibson, come on! - Where you going? 179 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:19,334 - Hey! - Gibson, the ball! 180 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:33,673 I'm flunking english. I was wondering 181 00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:36,769 if maybe you could help me out. 182 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,986 Nice swimsuit. 183 00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:42,777 I flunk english, I'm outta here. 184 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:45,072 Kiss college goodbye. 185 00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:51,745 I don't know what I'll do. I'll probably go home. 186 00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:55,374 Gee, dad will be pissed off. 187 00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:57,839 Mom will be heartbroken. 188 00:11:58,092 --> 00:12:01,835 If I play my cards right, I get maybe a six months' grace period 189 00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:05,714 and then I gotta get a job and you know what that means. 190 00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:10,723 That's right. They start me off at the drive-up window 191 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,686 and I gradually work my way up 192 00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:15,774 from shakes to burgers, and then one day my lucky break comes. 193 00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:18,268 The French fry guy dies and they offer me the job. 194 00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:21,521 But the day I'm supposed to start, some men come by 195 00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:24,490 in a black Lincoln continental and tell me I can make a quick $300 196 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:28,032 just for driving a Van back from Mexico. 197 00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:32,658 When I get out of jail, I'm 36 years old. 198 00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:34,455 Living in a flophouse. 199 00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:37,920 No job, no home, no upward mobility, 200 00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:41,211 very few teeth, and then one day they find me. 201 00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:44,256 Face-down, talking to the gutter, clutching a bottle of paint thinner. 202 00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:47,972 And why? Because you wouldn't help me in english. 203 00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:50,842 No, you were too busy to help me! 204 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:54,267 Too busy to help a drowning man! 205 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,836 Okay. 206 00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:21,672 Okay, what? 207 00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:24,793 - Okay, I'll help you. - You will? 208 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,675 When? 209 00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:30,765 - Um... - How about tonight? 210 00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:36,561 Let's see, Friday. 211 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:40,479 5:30, dinner, 6:00, calculus. 212 00:13:43,114 --> 00:13:45,070 7:00, news, 7:30, shower. 213 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,737 7:45, phone call. 214 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:50,280 - 8:00? - 8:00, I don't know. 215 00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:52,494 That's when I rearrange my sock drawer. 216 00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:54,580 Do you want me to help you or not? 217 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:57,917 Yes, I do. I was just kidding there. 218 00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,162 8:00... 219 00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:04,086 Okay, 8:00. See you then. 220 00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:08,177 - Uh, where? - McKenzie hall. 221 00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:10,137 Great! 222 00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:12,302 Ooh! 223 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:21,516 It's Friday night! 224 00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:23,518 Singer on recording: Get loose! 225 00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:29,656 Singer: Party! 226 00:14:29,911 --> 00:14:33,119 Jimbo: "I'm a freshman at a small northeastern college. 227 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:36,035 I never thought those letters were true until a few days ago 228 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:39,079 I had an experience that changed my mind. 229 00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:41,168 I just had to share it with you. 230 00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:44,755 I had pretty much resigned myself to another night of reading your magazine 231 00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:47,625 when there was a knock on my dorm room door. 232 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:51,004 And when I opened the door, I could hardly believe my eyes. 233 00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:55,224 There were two of the foxiest twins I had ever seen. 234 00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:59,517 With long brunette hair, legs that wouldn't quit. 235 00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:01,355 And firm tits." 236 00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,274 Whew. 237 00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:06,611 How's that sound? 238 00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:09,947 Change "tits" to "generous scoops of mouthwatering flesh" 239 00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:11,941 and have them defy gravity. 240 00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:13,739 What do you think? Is this shirt good? 241 00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:16,716 Yeah, fine. You think they'll know that "scoops of flesh" means tits? 242 00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:18,560 I don't know. It doesn't sound specific enough. 243 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:21,200 Where else are you going to find "scoops of flesh"? 244 00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:23,293 How's this for an opening line? 245 00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:25,388 "Did you know that Nietzsche died of syphilis?" 246 00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:27,464 How do you spell "zucchini"? 247 00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:29,083 Z-u-c-h-i-n-l. 248 00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:31,336 No, Nietzsche's too obscure. 249 00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:35,089 Uh, how about, "did you know that Shakespeare died of syphilis?" 250 00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:37,216 No, she probably knows that isn't true. 251 00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:39,014 I don't know what to say. 252 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,638 It's not what you say that counts, but how you say it. 253 00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:43,935 Use sincerity, it's the best technique. 254 00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:46,229 What? 255 00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:48,979 Come here. 256 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:51,697 Come here. 257 00:15:57,206 --> 00:16:00,414 You know I've never met anyone like you before. 258 00:16:03,004 --> 00:16:06,337 Usually when I meet someone new, I feel awkward and shy. 259 00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:10,834 But with you, it's different. I can talk to you. 260 00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:12,676 You know what I'm thinking 261 00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:15,888 without my having to explain it to you in fancy terms. 262 00:16:17,268 --> 00:16:22,183 We speak each other's unspoken language fluently. 263 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,273 I love you. 264 00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:27,937 Oh, jimbo... 265 00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:30,812 That is the most enormous pile of horseshit 266 00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:32,233 I've ever heard in my life. 267 00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:36,526 - Get out of here, you piece of slime! - No chick would ever buy it! 268 00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:39,449 Oh, yeah? Well, that's where you're wrong. It's how I got Lucy. 269 00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:41,993 - Jimbo, it's horseshit. - Effective horseshit. 270 00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:43,331 Get a life. 271 00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:48,296 Male singer: In your arms, there must be a place for me 272 00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:50,414 sweetheart, tonight 273 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:54,214 I know for sure I'll see those tears 274 00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:58,097 female student: Yeah, it's true. Uh-huh. 275 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:02,290 - Male student ♪1: Hey! - Male student ♪2: Watch it, watch it. 276 00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:10,735 Male student: I'm open! 277 00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:16,198 Alison: It's open! 278 00:17:17,328 --> 00:17:19,284 Hey. 279 00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:26,855 Alison: I'm so far behind, I haven't even picked out a theme 280 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,835 for my english lit term paper. 281 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:32,168 Of course I'm still coming out there for Christmas! 282 00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:35,918 You think I'm going to leave you alone with all those ucla girls? 283 00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:39,055 I just can't afford to fly. My parents will only pay 284 00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:40,548 if I go to see them. 285 00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:43,517 No, don't worry. Don't worry. I'll figure something out. 286 00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:45,811 They have this bulletin board where they list rides. 287 00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:49,231 Yeah, I really want to see you. 288 00:17:57,034 --> 00:18:01,118 Yes, I will send you the article on civil liability, I promise. 289 00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:03,704 Oh, Jason... 290 00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:06,449 Do you ever eat food that you think is bad for you? 291 00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:10,957 I didn't think so. No, it's not important. 292 00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:16,338 You tell me first. 293 00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:20,676 I love you, too. 294 00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:25,218 Bye-bye. 295 00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:31,064 Who's that, your lawyer? 296 00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:33,275 Someday. 297 00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:37,529 - Ready? - Yeah. 298 00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:48,658 Alison: "When I recollect my most truly excellent experience, 299 00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:51,752 recurrent images buzz through my brain, 300 00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:54,543 the big bubbles of crust that expand 301 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:58,258 right up through the sauce, glistening pools of oil 302 00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:01,379 as still and inviting as a mountain... 303 00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:04,848 Lake." ahem. 304 00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:08,344 "The ropey knots of cheese that gather to a chewy perfection 305 00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:11,814 in the center as the slices are pulled apart.” 306 00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:13,558 It's good, huh? 307 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:15,559 This is all wrong. There's no punctuation. 308 00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:17,527 It's all one sentence. 309 00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:20,945 - So0? - It's a mess! 310 00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:23,409 And you neglected to mention the most important thing! 311 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,903 What? I talk about the cheese-to-sauce ratio right there. 312 00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:27,492 You didn't state your topic... 313 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,456 That this is going to be a paper on pizza. 314 00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:32,497 But that is completely inferred. 315 00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:34,711 - Implied. - Whatever. 316 00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:37,251 Look, what do you say we blow this off and go exploring? 317 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:40,092 Nothing ever gets done on a Friday night, come on. 318 00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:41,677 Where are you going? 319 00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:43,922 It's too stuffy in here. Let's go get some air. 320 00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:53,522 You can't go in there! Yes, I can. 321 00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:55,732 This is America. You can go anywhere. 322 00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:19,336 Hey, we're not supposed to be up here! 323 00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:21,549 See that? That's ursa major, the big bear. 324 00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:24,674 We could get into a lot of trouble. 325 00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:26,763 And that's ursa minor, the little bear. 326 00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:29,633 And up to the north there, that's cassiopeia. 327 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,726 That's cassiopeia? 328 00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:34,142 She was the mother of Andromeda, right? 329 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,391 Who? 330 00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:39,018 - Cassiopeia! - Really? I just know their names. 331 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:41,271 Andromeda's there, too, next to cassiopeia. 332 00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:45,571 Andromeda! She was the Princess who was chained to a rock. 333 00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:48,986 She's supposed to be sacrificed to a sea serpent. 334 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:51,159 - Did he get her? - No. 335 00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,157 Perseus rescued her at the last minute. 336 00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:54,955 Perseus. Good man. 337 00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:57,077 He's up there, too, next to Andromeda. 338 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,377 You know a lot about astronomy. 339 00:21:00,634 --> 00:21:04,172 Yeah, when I was six, I wanted to be an astronaut. 340 00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:06,762 You know, all the tang you can drink. 341 00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:12,177 You'll never believe what I wanted to be when I was six. 342 00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:15,976 A classics professor. - No. 343 00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:18,565 I wanted to be a Princess. 344 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:31,695 You know, Alison? 345 00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:34,243 I never met anyone like you before. 346 00:21:35,503 --> 00:21:38,711 Usually when I meet someone new, I feel awkward and shy. 347 00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:40,875 But with you, it's different. 348 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:43,294 I feel I can talk to you. 349 00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:45,272 You know what I'm thinking without me having 350 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:47,966 to explain it to you in fancy terms. 351 00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:50,966 We speak each other's unspoken language... 352 00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:53,183 - What? - Fluently. 353 00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:56,975 Alison, I love you. 354 00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:59,144 Stop! 355 00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:01,107 - Did I hurt you? - No. 356 00:22:01,362 --> 00:22:02,442 Agh! 357 00:22:02,696 --> 00:22:04,357 - Alison, I'm sorry! - No, you're not! 358 00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:06,651 You had this whole thing planned! 359 00:22:08,244 --> 00:22:09,950 Excellent. 360 00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:17,742 - Jimbo: Gibson! - What? 361 00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:20,164 - Don't you have an 8:00? - What time is it? 362 00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:22,708 - Nine to 8:00. - Ah, shit! 363 00:22:22,967 --> 00:22:24,707 Shit, shit, shit. 364 00:22:24,969 --> 00:22:27,255 Oh, god! 365 00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:44,397 Shit. 366 00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:50,319 Alison! 367 00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:53,360 Alison, wait up! 368 00:22:56,834 --> 00:22:59,120 I feel really terrible about Friday night! 369 00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:02,165 I was rude, insensitive, selfish. 370 00:23:02,423 --> 00:23:05,085 - Asshole. - Exactly. 371 00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:07,582 But that wasn't me. I don't know why I said those things, 372 00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:09,714 I'm really not like that. Alison, please. 373 00:23:09,972 --> 00:23:13,430 I'm really sorry. 374 00:23:14,476 --> 00:23:16,137 Can you forgive me? 375 00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:19,011 Please? 376 00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:23,770 Come on, we're gonna be late for class. 377 00:23:27,156 --> 00:23:30,944 "He was a man, that's all, a man like any other man. 378 00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:35,195 A man like no other man." 379 00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:39,803 - That's very interesting, portia. - Thanks. 380 00:23:39,877 --> 00:23:44,211 You have a... You have a feel for ambiguity. 381 00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:47,373 Anyone else want to volunteer? 382 00:23:48,636 --> 00:23:51,252 Hmm? Gibson? 383 00:23:51,513 --> 00:23:53,674 - Me? - Yeah. Give me your paper. 384 00:23:56,393 --> 00:23:57,428 Here you go. 385 00:23:57,686 --> 00:24:00,849 Hm. No pepperoni today, huh? 386 00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:03,097 It's clean. 387 00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:07,227 "I am a freshman at a small northeastern college. 388 00:24:07,488 --> 00:24:11,106 I never thought these letters were real until a few days ago 389 00:24:11,367 --> 00:24:13,167 when I had an experience that changed my mind. 390 00:24:13,369 --> 00:24:14,950 I just had to share it with you." 391 00:24:15,204 --> 00:24:17,911 - Miss Taub, I don't think... - Take it easy, Gibson. 392 00:24:18,165 --> 00:24:20,076 It's not, you don't... 393 00:24:20,334 --> 00:24:24,748 "I am 6'2" with dark hair, athletic build from football, 394 00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:26,845 and I am considered good-looking by my friends. 395 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:31,042 I'm not boastful, but I must explain for the sake of clarity 396 00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:36,343 that I am relatively well-equipped with 10 inches of solid man meat." 397 00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:47,729 Taub: "Still, it had been a dry season as far as girls were concerned." 398 00:24:59,623 --> 00:25:02,740 Lucy: Oh... oh, I'll get it! 399 00:25:04,545 --> 00:25:08,333 It's for you, gib. Long distance. 400 00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:10,922 Okay. 401 00:25:11,176 --> 00:25:13,963 Lucy: I'm coming! 402 00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:15,882 Yeah? 403 00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:18,301 Hey, buddy! You gettin' any? 404 00:25:18,559 --> 00:25:20,891 I'm talking to you cordless. What are you doing 405 00:25:21,145 --> 00:25:23,181 for Christmas break, huh? 406 00:25:23,439 --> 00:25:25,680 Well, I do. You're coming to "califor-ni-ay." 407 00:25:25,941 --> 00:25:28,853 What don't you know? My roommate's got a convertible. 408 00:25:29,111 --> 00:25:30,351 We cruise to palm Springs. 409 00:25:30,612 --> 00:25:32,819 I got exams after Christmas, Lance. 410 00:25:33,073 --> 00:25:37,737 Gib, we are talking socal here. It's 80 degrees outside. 411 00:25:37,995 --> 00:25:39,860 My roommate's got this beach house in Malibu. 412 00:25:40,122 --> 00:25:42,158 I can't afford the flight, Lance. 413 00:25:42,416 --> 00:25:44,577 Listen, gib... 414 00:25:44,835 --> 00:25:46,435 Gib, do you hear that? Did you hear that? 415 00:25:46,503 --> 00:25:48,459 Those are waves, gib! They're calling out to you. 416 00:25:48,714 --> 00:25:52,707 They're beckoning, "gib, gib, come to California." 417 00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:54,629 It's too sunny out there, Lance. 418 00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:57,503 There's a certain someone here I want you to meet. 419 00:25:57,765 --> 00:26:01,474 - Forget it, Lance. - She's a very, very special person. 420 00:26:01,727 --> 00:26:03,527 I can't deal with striking out on both coasts. 421 00:26:03,771 --> 00:26:06,513 Well, you're not going to strike out. She was just released 422 00:26:06,774 --> 00:26:09,436 from parochial school. She's in her experimental phase. 423 00:26:09,693 --> 00:26:13,026 - Will you forget it, Lance? - She loves sex. 424 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:14,895 What does she look like? 425 00:26:15,157 --> 00:26:17,739 Well, you remember that last snapshot I sent you? 426 00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:20,359 The blonde in the string bikini? Get it! 427 00:26:20,621 --> 00:26:23,203 I can't right now, there's... 428 00:26:23,457 --> 00:26:27,496 Hey, that's an order, private Gibson! 429 00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:32,671 Excuse me! 430 00:26:37,513 --> 00:26:39,799 That's new. 431 00:26:43,727 --> 00:26:45,092 - Yeah. - You got it? 432 00:26:45,354 --> 00:26:47,515 - Yeah. - Good, now look at it. 433 00:26:47,773 --> 00:26:50,435 Fixate on it. Are you fixating on it? 434 00:26:50,692 --> 00:26:52,899 - I'm fixating. - Are you sitting down? 435 00:26:53,153 --> 00:26:56,145 - Yes. - She's a sure thing, gib. 436 00:26:56,406 --> 00:26:57,987 A sure thing. 437 00:26:59,326 --> 00:27:02,534 Lance: No, I don't need to explain the deep significance of those words. 438 00:27:02,788 --> 00:27:05,404 I told her all about you, and she's dying to meet you. 439 00:27:05,666 --> 00:27:08,032 But you gotta drag your ass out here by the 22nd 440 00:27:08,293 --> 00:27:10,625 because she's leaving the next day for a semester at sea. 441 00:27:10,879 --> 00:27:13,871 So, think you can make it? 442 00:27:17,177 --> 00:27:19,338 - Are you gib? - Yeah. 443 00:27:19,596 --> 00:27:22,759 Hi, welcome aboard! I'm Mary Ann Webster. 444 00:27:23,016 --> 00:27:25,803 And I'm Gary Cooper. But not the Gary Cooper that's dead. 445 00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:29,102 Hop in. 446 00:27:35,445 --> 00:27:39,154 - Alison, this is gib. - And, gib, this is Alison. 447 00:27:39,408 --> 00:27:40,989 I knew I should have taken the bus. 448 00:27:41,243 --> 00:27:44,155 What, and wind up sitting next to some sleazebag? 449 00:27:44,413 --> 00:27:45,994 Some sleazebag you don't know? 450 00:27:46,248 --> 00:27:47,954 Oh, you two know each other! 451 00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:51,166 - We're old friends. - We're not old friends. 452 00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:54,662 We're acquaintances. Very distant acquaintances. 453 00:27:54,923 --> 00:27:57,505 Kids! Come on, let's make this a fun trip, okay? 454 00:27:57,759 --> 00:28:00,216 - You guys know any show tunes? - That's a great idea! 455 00:28:00,470 --> 00:28:04,964 Gary singing: When the moon is in the seventh house 456 00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:08,592 Mary Ann: And Jupiter aligns with Mars 457 00:28:08,854 --> 00:28:12,187 well, then peace will guide the planets 458 00:28:12,441 --> 00:28:15,023 Mary Ann, Gary singing: And love will steer the stars 459 00:28:15,277 --> 00:28:19,270 this is the dawning of the age of aquarius 460 00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:22,819 the age of aquarius... 461 00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:27,786 Button up your overcoat 462 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,701 when the wind is free 463 00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:33,496 take good care of yourself, you belong to me... 464 00:28:33,754 --> 00:28:34,834 Come on, everybody! 465 00:28:35,088 --> 00:28:37,295 Eat an apple every day 466 00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:39,631 get to bed by 3:00 467 00:28:39,885 --> 00:28:43,127 take good care of yourself, you belong to me 468 00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:46,095 all right, do the "ooh-oohs." Be careful crossing streets... 469 00:28:46,350 --> 00:28:47,556 Ooh, ooh... 470 00:28:47,809 --> 00:28:50,346 - Don't eat meats... - Ooh, ooh... 471 00:28:50,604 --> 00:28:51,719 Cut out sweets 472 00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:53,265 Mary Ann: Ooh, ooh... 473 00:28:53,523 --> 00:28:56,265 Gary: You'll get a pain and ruin your tum-tum 474 00:28:56,526 --> 00:28:58,892 stay away from bootleg hootch... 475 00:29:01,865 --> 00:29:03,947 Gibson: I never met anyone like you before. 476 00:29:04,201 --> 00:29:08,160 Usually when I meet someone new, I feel awkward and shy. 477 00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:12,076 But with you, it's different. I feel I can talk to you. 478 00:29:13,126 --> 00:29:14,912 You know what I'm thinking without me 479 00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:17,582 having to explain it to you in fancy terms. 480 00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:21,331 We speak each other's unspoken language fluently... 481 00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:23,800 Gib. 482 00:29:24,054 --> 00:29:27,171 Before you go any further, let's be honest. 483 00:29:27,432 --> 00:29:30,299 You want it. I want it. 484 00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:32,676 You know I want it. 485 00:29:32,938 --> 00:29:34,599 You don't have to bullshit me to get it. 486 00:29:34,856 --> 00:29:37,222 And even if you do bullshit me, 487 00:29:37,484 --> 00:29:39,850 you still get it. 488 00:29:40,904 --> 00:29:43,111 Mary Ann singing: Wear your flannel underwear 489 00:29:43,365 --> 00:29:45,071 when you climb a tree 490 00:29:45,325 --> 00:29:48,567 take good care of yourself, you belong to me. 491 00:29:48,829 --> 00:29:52,196 Honey, what's the matter? You're not singing. 492 00:29:52,457 --> 00:29:54,539 I'm not gonna sing if they're not gonna join in. 493 00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:56,624 Mary Ann: Oh, come on, honey. Gary: No, honey. 494 00:29:56,878 --> 00:29:58,709 They're ruining it for everyone. 495 00:30:25,324 --> 00:30:27,360 What do you think you're doing? 496 00:30:27,617 --> 00:30:29,198 I'm going to bed. 497 00:30:29,453 --> 00:30:32,490 - Not with me, you're not. - I'm not going to bed with you, 498 00:30:32,748 --> 00:30:35,330 I'm going to bed in a bed that you happen to be in also. 499 00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:38,662 I won't try anything, I swear. 500 00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:40,535 Trust me. 501 00:30:42,507 --> 00:30:45,089 You are sleeping on the floor tonight. I worked out a schedule. 502 00:30:45,344 --> 00:30:47,280 - It's not my schedule. - It's both of our schedules. 503 00:30:47,304 --> 00:30:51,217 They never shut up. What does she see in him? 504 00:30:51,475 --> 00:30:53,682 It's a twisted relationship. 505 00:30:55,187 --> 00:30:58,054 - You want to sleep in the bed? - Yes, I do. 506 00:30:58,315 --> 00:31:00,476 Fine, I'll sleep on the floor. 507 00:31:00,734 --> 00:31:02,190 You don't have to sleep on the floor. 508 00:31:03,236 --> 00:31:06,148 - Do you intend to sleep in the bed? - Yes, I do. 509 00:31:06,406 --> 00:31:09,239 Then I intend to sleep on the floor. 510 00:31:09,493 --> 00:31:12,451 - Ow. - Alison: Ow! 511 00:31:14,247 --> 00:31:15,828 Good night. 512 00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:19,123 Gary, Mary Ann: No. 513 00:32:01,837 --> 00:32:03,793 Oh, great breakfast! 514 00:32:04,047 --> 00:32:06,959 Protein, good for you. 515 00:32:08,593 --> 00:32:12,256 Cheese balls, anyone? Gary? They're good. 516 00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:24,018 Ow-o00! 517 00:32:24,276 --> 00:32:26,107 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 518 00:32:26,361 --> 00:32:29,728 - Oh! - Yeah, yeah, yeah! 519 00:32:29,990 --> 00:32:31,605 You would think that was funny. 520 00:32:34,286 --> 00:32:37,870 As a matter of fact, I think that's hysterical. 521 00:32:38,123 --> 00:32:42,617 I think it's a scream, an absolute laugh riot. Ha-ha! 522 00:32:42,878 --> 00:32:44,709 What the hell's the matter with it? 523 00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:47,295 - It's stupid! - "It's stupid!" 524 00:32:47,549 --> 00:32:49,669 Everything's stupid with you. All right. It is stupid. 525 00:32:49,926 --> 00:32:51,904 What the hell's wrong with being stupid once in a while? 526 00:32:51,928 --> 00:32:54,670 Does everything you do always have to be sensible? 527 00:32:54,931 --> 00:32:57,343 - Gary, they're at it again. - Haven't you ever thrown... 528 00:32:57,601 --> 00:33:00,058 Haven't you ever thrown water balloons off a roof? 529 00:33:00,312 --> 00:33:02,373 When you were a little kid, didn't you ever sprinkle ivory flakes 530 00:33:02,397 --> 00:33:04,625 on the living room floor because you wanted to make it snow in July? 531 00:33:04,649 --> 00:33:06,310 Did you ever get really shitfaced 532 00:33:06,568 --> 00:33:09,184 and maybe make a complete fool out of yourself 533 00:33:09,446 --> 00:33:12,188 and still have an excellent time? 534 00:33:12,449 --> 00:33:13,609 Gary, do something. 535 00:33:13,867 --> 00:33:15,507 Don't you know how great it makes you feel 536 00:33:15,535 --> 00:33:17,175 when you do something totally spontaneous? 537 00:33:17,370 --> 00:33:18,610 Something totally off the wall? 538 00:33:18,788 --> 00:33:21,450 Spontaneity has its time and its place. 539 00:33:22,918 --> 00:33:25,000 Alison, do you know what you are? 540 00:33:26,713 --> 00:33:29,250 - You're repressed. - I'm not repressed. 541 00:33:29,508 --> 00:33:30,839 - Gibson: Yes, you are. - Gary...? 542 00:33:31,092 --> 00:33:32,878 I can be as spontaneous as anyone. 543 00:33:33,136 --> 00:33:34,614 - Prove it. - What do you want me to do? 544 00:33:34,638 --> 00:33:36,115 I don't have to prove anything to you. 545 00:33:36,139 --> 00:33:38,175 You can't, 'cause you're repressed. 546 00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:40,244 You don't have to be stupid to be spontaneous, you know. 547 00:33:40,268 --> 00:33:41,746 - Repressed! - You think that's spontaneous, 548 00:33:41,770 --> 00:33:42,997 sticking your butt out of a car window? 549 00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:45,728 Repressed! Face it, Alison, you're repressed! 550 00:33:45,982 --> 00:33:47,210 - Do you want spontaneity? - Repressed! 551 00:33:47,234 --> 00:33:48,974 I'll give you spontaneity! 552 00:33:49,236 --> 00:33:51,116 - Repressed! - I'll give you, watch this, you... 553 00:33:52,322 --> 00:33:53,549 - Hey, you guys! - Mary Ann: Look, look what she's doing! 554 00:33:53,573 --> 00:33:55,188 - Oh, my god! - What in Sam hill? 555 00:33:55,450 --> 00:33:57,657 - Twist and shout! - Man in car: Whoa, all right! 556 00:33:57,911 --> 00:34:00,072 Come to mama, boys! 557 00:34:00,330 --> 00:34:02,366 Oh, dang! 558 00:34:02,624 --> 00:34:06,162 - Excellent! - I'm getting a hive. 559 00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:12,790 "Indecent exposure, driving so as to endanger..." 560 00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:15,838 "Driving with the load not properly tied down"? 561 00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:24,726 - Here. - Thank you, officer. I'm very sorry. 562 00:34:24,980 --> 00:34:26,936 Mm-hmm. 563 00:34:45,458 --> 00:34:48,245 Gary, what are you doing? Gary, what the hell are you doing? 564 00:34:48,503 --> 00:34:50,915 - Gary! - Gary: Lock the doors. 565 00:34:51,172 --> 00:34:53,879 Gary, let's be reasonable, Gary. Gary, no, you can't do this. 566 00:34:54,134 --> 00:34:56,028 - You can't leave us here, Gary. - Lock the doors. Lock the doors. 567 00:34:56,052 --> 00:34:57,508 You can't. Gary, please! 568 00:34:57,762 --> 00:34:59,502 - Lock the doors. - Gary, I'm... please! 569 00:34:59,764 --> 00:35:02,426 Lock the doors! 570 00:35:02,684 --> 00:35:04,595 I'll do anything. Gary! 571 00:35:04,853 --> 00:35:07,560 I'll do anything! I'll sing show tunes! Gary...! 572 00:35:07,814 --> 00:35:10,521 Feelings, nothing more than feelings! 573 00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:13,061 Trying to forget my feelings! 574 00:35:14,988 --> 00:35:19,778 Feelings of love! Feeling...! 575 00:35:34,257 --> 00:35:36,589 They'll be back. 576 00:35:41,264 --> 00:35:44,051 They're just a little mad. 577 00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:49,560 There's a town up ahead. I saw a sign. We can hitch. 578 00:35:51,691 --> 00:35:53,682 Where you goin'? 579 00:35:53,943 --> 00:35:55,433 Alison, where you goin'? 580 00:35:55,695 --> 00:35:58,311 - Alison? - We're in the middle of nowhere, 581 00:35:58,573 --> 00:36:00,985 it's cold, there are no cars... You stay and hitch! 582 00:36:01,242 --> 00:36:02,948 You gonna walk? It's almost 20 miles! 583 00:36:03,203 --> 00:36:05,194 And don't follow me! 584 00:37:00,593 --> 00:37:03,130 Fried pork rinds, anyone? 585 00:37:18,987 --> 00:37:20,693 This doesn't change anything, okay? 586 00:37:22,282 --> 00:37:24,489 Suit yourself. 587 00:38:16,169 --> 00:38:19,286 You know, junk food really doesn't deserve the bad rap it gets. 588 00:38:20,340 --> 00:38:21,796 Take these fried pork rinds. 589 00:38:22,050 --> 00:38:25,793 This particular brand has 1% of the rda... 590 00:38:26,054 --> 00:38:29,717 That's "recommended daily allowance"... Of riboflavin. 591 00:38:29,974 --> 00:38:31,660 You ever notice that there's three kinds of junk food? 592 00:38:31,684 --> 00:38:34,551 There's your starchy, fried, greasy type... 593 00:38:34,813 --> 00:38:37,680 Listen, I appreciate the food, but right now I'm not in the mood 594 00:38:37,941 --> 00:38:40,227 to listen to any more of your scientific observations. 595 00:38:40,485 --> 00:38:43,818 Hey, you didn't have to come over here and sit down! 596 00:38:44,072 --> 00:38:47,314 You're right. I didn't. 597 00:39:02,590 --> 00:39:04,376 Man: Want a ride? 598 00:39:04,634 --> 00:39:06,920 I wouldn't take that ride if I were you! 599 00:39:08,304 --> 00:39:10,761 You're not me! 600 00:39:14,561 --> 00:39:16,472 Well, hello! 601 00:39:16,729 --> 00:39:18,811 - How far you goin'? - Los Angeles. 602 00:39:19,065 --> 00:39:21,772 Los Angeles? Long way for a little girl like you to be goin'. 603 00:39:23,319 --> 00:39:25,047 Oh, this thing's like an old woman sometimes, 604 00:39:25,071 --> 00:39:27,904 you gotta kick her to get her in gear. 605 00:39:34,873 --> 00:39:37,910 I got up at 6:00 this morning, and I've been driving ever since. 606 00:39:38,167 --> 00:39:41,000 You're the first person I've talked to all day. 607 00:39:41,254 --> 00:39:42,744 Wish I could say that. 608 00:39:43,006 --> 00:39:44,792 I mean, I hope he gets a ride and everything, 609 00:39:45,049 --> 00:39:47,111 but some people, they just don't know when to put a lid on it. 610 00:39:47,135 --> 00:39:51,424 Day like this, you get to thinking you're the only person on earth. 611 00:39:51,681 --> 00:39:54,969 It gets lonely on the road here. 612 00:39:55,226 --> 00:39:58,386 Yeah, I know what you mean. I can't wait to get to California, see my boyfriend. 613 00:39:58,438 --> 00:40:02,397 Oh, yeah, I got my cb, but that's not real talk. 614 00:40:02,650 --> 00:40:04,515 It's not with a real person, it's just a voice. 615 00:40:04,777 --> 00:40:06,714 - Let's see if I can get a bus... - You never get to know 616 00:40:06,738 --> 00:40:07,923 what they look like or who they are. 617 00:40:07,947 --> 00:40:11,735 Get to California by Thursday night or Friday morning at the latest. 618 00:40:11,993 --> 00:40:14,609 - Yeah. - You look nice. 619 00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:21,116 Why are we stopping here? 620 00:40:22,670 --> 00:40:27,084 - What are we doing? - It gets lonely on the road. 621 00:40:28,134 --> 00:40:30,546 - Don't touch me, don't! - Don't be scared. 622 00:40:30,803 --> 00:40:32,156 - Don't be scared. - No, what are you doing? 623 00:40:32,180 --> 00:40:33,920 I won't hurt you. I wouldn't hurt you. 624 00:40:34,182 --> 00:40:35,422 Don't! Stop! 625 00:40:35,683 --> 00:40:38,971 - I wouldn't hurt you. - Stop! Don't! No! 626 00:40:39,228 --> 00:40:40,915 Thanks for the ride, I've been out here all day. 627 00:40:40,939 --> 00:40:42,850 I'm not interrupting anything, am 1? 628 00:40:43,107 --> 00:40:44,919 Me and the wife just having a little squabble, okay? 629 00:40:44,943 --> 00:40:47,434 Oh, it's not easy getting rides, you know what I mean? 630 00:40:47,695 --> 00:40:50,152 I mean, most people are afraid to pick up hitchhikers! 631 00:40:50,406 --> 00:40:52,692 I mean, you never know who you might pick up. 632 00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:55,693 I mean, I could be some crazed slimeball. 633 00:40:55,954 --> 00:40:59,742 I mean, a real deranged, violent psycho, you know what I mean? 634 00:40:59,999 --> 00:41:02,331 I mean, a guy who would rip your heart out and eat it 635 00:41:02,585 --> 00:41:05,622 just for pleasure. 636 00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:09,293 I'm talking about a total maniac! Do you know what I mean? 637 00:41:09,550 --> 00:41:11,791 Do you know what I mean?! 638 00:41:12,053 --> 00:41:13,293 Yeah, yeah. 639 00:41:15,682 --> 00:41:18,048 Why aren't we moving? 640 00:41:18,309 --> 00:41:20,971 Don't you want to give me a ride? 641 00:41:21,229 --> 00:41:23,220 I'm only going about another mile. 642 00:41:23,481 --> 00:41:26,518 Then what the hell did you pick me up for?! 643 00:41:26,776 --> 00:41:28,983 You think I got nothing better to do with my life 644 00:41:29,237 --> 00:41:32,195 than to sit here and to pass the time with you... 645 00:41:32,448 --> 00:41:35,235 Shit-brain?! 646 00:41:38,830 --> 00:41:41,071 I don't think I want this ride after all. 647 00:41:42,875 --> 00:41:46,208 And I think I'll take your wife, if you don't mind. 648 00:41:53,177 --> 00:41:54,212 - Shit! - The luggage! 649 00:42:00,018 --> 00:42:02,475 Gib, are you okay? 650 00:42:02,729 --> 00:42:04,219 Gib? 651 00:42:06,274 --> 00:42:07,994 Told you you shouldn't have taken that ride. 652 00:42:08,067 --> 00:42:10,854 Yeah. It's 'cause you know everything, right? 653 00:42:11,112 --> 00:42:12,773 That's right. 654 00:42:14,866 --> 00:42:18,199 Then you should also know that you make it virtually impossible 655 00:42:18,453 --> 00:42:21,820 for anyone to be grateful for anything nice you might have done. 656 00:42:27,128 --> 00:42:30,461 Alison. I'm sorry. Are you okay? 657 00:42:30,715 --> 00:42:33,832 - Yeah. - You okay? 658 00:42:34,093 --> 00:42:36,175 Yeah. 659 00:42:41,976 --> 00:42:43,807 Why'd you get on the back of that truck? 660 00:42:45,772 --> 00:42:49,856 'Cause I'm the kind of guy that likes to live on the edge. 661 00:43:02,497 --> 00:43:05,113 I just want to get on that bus and tilt the seat back 662 00:43:05,374 --> 00:43:08,286 and fall asleep and wake up in California. 663 00:43:08,544 --> 00:43:10,080 Check out those guys. 664 00:43:10,338 --> 00:43:12,454 Wonder what they majored in. 665 00:43:12,715 --> 00:43:15,001 - Where to? - Los Angeles. 666 00:43:15,259 --> 00:43:17,750 That'll be $89.50. 667 00:43:18,012 --> 00:43:20,424 Bus number 33 now boarding right outside. 668 00:43:20,681 --> 00:43:22,922 - Thank you. - Where to? 669 00:43:23,184 --> 00:43:25,266 Nowhere. Just browsing. 670 00:43:27,063 --> 00:43:30,146 Tell me, those guys over there? Did they sleep here all night? 671 00:43:30,399 --> 00:43:32,060 Come on, I want to get a good seat! 672 00:43:33,111 --> 00:43:35,818 Where to? 673 00:43:40,993 --> 00:43:42,529 Where's your ticket? 674 00:43:43,871 --> 00:43:45,591 I've been thinking it over, I'm gonna hitch. 675 00:43:45,665 --> 00:43:48,393 I mean, the way I'm looking at it, you know, I'm not getting any younger. 676 00:43:48,417 --> 00:43:50,658 This could be my last chance to see the real America. 677 00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:54,754 - I mean, really relate to the people. - Loan me a dollar. 678 00:43:57,260 --> 00:44:00,252 - Change a five? - How much money do you have? 679 00:44:00,513 --> 00:44:02,219 - One, there's two... - I got money. 680 00:44:02,473 --> 00:44:03,883 - How much? - Enough. 681 00:44:04,142 --> 00:44:07,384 There's three... Can you loan me $1.23? 682 00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:09,135 - Sure. - Okay. 683 00:44:14,068 --> 00:44:15,274 How much do you got there? 684 00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:18,982 $18.77. 685 00:44:19,240 --> 00:44:22,732 How did you expect to get to California on 18 dollars and 77 cents? 686 00:44:22,994 --> 00:44:24,905 I'll get by. 687 00:44:27,498 --> 00:44:31,332 - I have twenty, you can have fifty. - No, I can't take that. 688 00:44:31,586 --> 00:44:33,451 - Yes, you can, come on. - No, I... 689 00:44:33,713 --> 00:44:35,704 You can pay me back after Christmas. Take it. 690 00:44:40,303 --> 00:44:44,342 - I won't forget this. - Yeah, you will, but I'll remind you. 691 00:44:44,599 --> 00:44:46,681 Ticket clerk: Last call for bus number 33 692 00:44:46,934 --> 00:44:49,220 leaving for St. Louis, Tulsa, Oklahoma city, 693 00:44:49,478 --> 00:44:51,764 Albuquerque, Tucson, and Los Angeles. 694 00:44:52,815 --> 00:44:55,522 That's your bus, you'd better hurry. 695 00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:58,810 Mm-hmm. 696 00:45:01,782 --> 00:45:03,568 Are you sure you're gonna be okay? 697 00:45:03,826 --> 00:45:07,034 Don't you worry about me. You go have a good trip. 698 00:45:09,916 --> 00:45:11,952 Okay. 699 00:45:12,210 --> 00:45:14,997 - See you. - Bye. 700 00:45:55,002 --> 00:45:56,583 Manon TV: Hercules! Hercules! 701 00:45:56,837 --> 00:45:58,919 Look out, they're riding the invulnerable horses! 702 00:45:59,173 --> 00:46:01,573 Hercules: No, they're not, they're not the invulnerable ones! 703 00:46:04,053 --> 00:46:06,840 Back, back. Give Hercules some room! 704 00:46:09,892 --> 00:46:12,332 Man on TV: Hercules stands no chance against this sea monster. 705 00:46:14,146 --> 00:46:16,512 Anything good on? 706 00:46:16,774 --> 00:46:20,767 - Your bus just left. - I know. 707 00:46:21,028 --> 00:46:22,359 Why weren't you on it? 708 00:46:22,613 --> 00:46:26,071 I'm the kind of gal who likes to live on the edge. 709 00:46:27,660 --> 00:46:29,900 Okay, all right, we're going to have to use a towel here, 710 00:46:30,121 --> 00:46:32,783 this could get very messy if you don't know what you're doing. 711 00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:35,372 All right, this is called "shotgunning beer." 712 00:46:35,626 --> 00:46:37,617 It's an ancient tribal custom. 713 00:46:37,878 --> 00:46:39,539 Originated in southeast Asia, I believe. 714 00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:41,537 Okay, take the beer, right? 715 00:46:41,799 --> 00:46:44,290 Poke a hole in it, as I will do now. 716 00:46:46,387 --> 00:46:49,379 All right? Using any household appliance. 717 00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:51,676 I'm using a pen. 718 00:46:51,934 --> 00:46:55,518 Make... make it just big enough to fit your mouth over it. 719 00:46:56,731 --> 00:46:58,892 86 the pen. 720 00:46:59,150 --> 00:47:02,187 And then in one swift... you gotta... Listen to me, it's very important... 721 00:47:02,445 --> 00:47:05,027 In one swift, deft motion, you're going to take it, 722 00:47:05,281 --> 00:47:07,112 pull it up, and then release the cork. 723 00:47:07,366 --> 00:47:09,857 Not the cork, this thing, and all the beer will slide down 724 00:47:10,119 --> 00:47:12,347 right to your throat in like two seconds. It'll be great. 725 00:47:12,371 --> 00:47:14,016 Now wait, are you sure you're ready? Are you ready for this? 726 00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:15,905 I'm ready. Okay, for all you kids watching, 727 00:47:16,167 --> 00:47:18,829 this is very dangerous. Let's not try this at home. All right? 728 00:47:19,086 --> 00:47:20,872 - Okay. - Okay. 729 00:47:21,130 --> 00:47:23,442 - You sure you're ready? - Yeah. I can't believe I'm doing this. 730 00:47:23,466 --> 00:47:26,003 - It's good for you. It's good. - Mom, forgive me. 731 00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:29,176 Swallow, swallow, swallow! Oh... 732 00:47:29,430 --> 00:47:32,172 Oh, "danger, will Robinson!" 733 00:47:32,433 --> 00:47:34,845 Danger. Oh, wow. 734 00:47:35,102 --> 00:47:36,888 Definite shotgun potential. 735 00:47:37,146 --> 00:47:39,728 Oh, for a beginner, it's amazing what you just did. 736 00:47:40,775 --> 00:47:42,640 Really nice, really nice. 737 00:47:42,902 --> 00:47:45,689 - Really? - Really nice. 738 00:47:50,201 --> 00:47:52,613 I just remembered, I gotta check something. 739 00:48:18,104 --> 00:48:20,516 Listen, uh, tonight, I'll sleep on the floor. 740 00:48:20,773 --> 00:48:22,013 Alison: I don't think so. 741 00:48:22,274 --> 00:48:23,834 No, I don't want any arguments from you. 742 00:48:23,943 --> 00:48:27,106 I mean, it's only fair. I mean, last night, I slept on the bed and... 743 00:48:27,363 --> 00:48:30,776 Jason, I don't think so, it's going to take me a bit longer than I anticipated. 744 00:48:31,826 --> 00:48:34,784 Well, today's the 19th... tsk, better not expect me 745 00:48:35,037 --> 00:48:37,528 till the 22nd or 23rd at the earliest. 746 00:48:38,707 --> 00:48:41,494 No, everything's fine. Really. 747 00:48:41,752 --> 00:48:43,868 I'll call you tomorrow. 748 00:48:44,130 --> 00:48:47,543 Promise. I miss you, Jason. 749 00:48:48,592 --> 00:48:50,753 Got this great big bed and no one to share it with. 750 00:48:58,769 --> 00:49:01,260 - What are you doing? - Going for a walk. 751 00:49:01,522 --> 00:49:04,480 - It's almost midnight! - It's too stuffy in here. 752 00:49:09,029 --> 00:49:11,270 Yeah, I'm here. 753 00:49:24,420 --> 00:49:27,082 Male vocals: Somebody's gonna hurt someone 754 00:49:27,339 --> 00:49:30,752 - somebody... - Before the night is through 755 00:49:33,053 --> 00:49:35,419 somebody's gonna come undone... 756 00:49:35,681 --> 00:49:36,841 You 217? 757 00:49:37,099 --> 00:49:39,886 There's nothing we can do 758 00:49:40,144 --> 00:49:43,307 - everybody... - Everybody wants to touch someone... 759 00:49:43,564 --> 00:49:45,324 Bartender: Okay, Dr. Levinson, what'll it be? 760 00:49:45,483 --> 00:49:47,815 Double bourbon and a beer chaser. 761 00:49:49,904 --> 00:49:54,113 Everybody wants to take a little chance 762 00:49:54,366 --> 00:49:56,322 make it come out right 763 00:49:58,913 --> 00:50:01,746 there's gonna be a heartache tonight 764 00:50:01,999 --> 00:50:04,957 a heartache tonight, I know... 765 00:50:15,804 --> 00:50:19,296 Come on, giblet. One more time. One more time. 766 00:50:19,558 --> 00:50:22,766 I can't. Tomorrow, I promise. 767 00:50:23,020 --> 00:50:24,726 It was so good. 768 00:50:24,980 --> 00:50:26,436 It was so masterful. 769 00:50:26,690 --> 00:50:30,308 Relentless, but with a delicate touch. 770 00:50:30,569 --> 00:50:35,233 Confident. Creative. I was overwhelmed. 771 00:50:35,491 --> 00:50:37,482 You're a true artist. 772 00:50:37,743 --> 00:50:40,200 Just let me sleep a while. Regain my strength. 773 00:50:40,454 --> 00:50:43,366 Five minutes. A grace period, if you will. 774 00:50:43,624 --> 00:50:45,489 Please? 775 00:50:45,751 --> 00:50:48,709 Ah, what the heck? 776 00:50:48,963 --> 00:50:50,419 - Howdy. - Huh? 777 00:50:50,673 --> 00:50:52,880 Howdy. Mind if I sit here? 778 00:50:53,133 --> 00:50:54,794 Sure, buddy, go ahead. 779 00:50:55,052 --> 00:50:57,509 Thank you kindly... kindly. 780 00:50:57,763 --> 00:51:00,755 - Two beers! - And another double bourbon. 781 00:51:03,310 --> 00:51:07,770 I got one of them sweepstakes flyers in the mail today. 782 00:51:08,023 --> 00:51:12,858 And I can't figure if it's worth the effort to send it in. 783 00:51:13,112 --> 00:51:15,068 Do you think I should bother? 784 00:51:18,742 --> 00:51:21,074 Yeah, probably not. 785 00:51:22,329 --> 00:51:24,445 She says she's from Paris. 786 00:51:24,707 --> 00:51:26,663 I don't believe that. 787 00:51:26,917 --> 00:51:30,159 Paris women... 788 00:51:30,421 --> 00:51:32,912 Don't give you a hard time like they do here. 789 00:51:33,173 --> 00:51:36,882 To a Paris woman, sex is an art. 790 00:51:37,136 --> 00:51:40,720 I was in Paris once with my wife. 791 00:51:41,974 --> 00:51:44,306 Boy, am I glad she's dead. 792 00:51:45,519 --> 00:51:47,885 One Tequila eggnog. 793 00:51:48,147 --> 00:51:50,479 I had fried food again for lunch today. 794 00:51:51,817 --> 00:51:54,149 I know, I know, I shouldn't have had it. 795 00:51:54,403 --> 00:51:57,520 But I couldn't help myself. 796 00:51:58,782 --> 00:52:00,272 You think I lack self-discipline? 797 00:52:02,286 --> 00:52:05,244 What's wrong with me? I'm a good-lookin' guy. 798 00:52:05,497 --> 00:52:07,078 You are! 799 00:52:07,333 --> 00:52:09,164 You are a good-looking guy! 800 00:52:09,418 --> 00:52:11,079 And I'm a good-looking guy. 801 00:52:11,337 --> 00:52:12,337 - You are. - I am. 802 00:52:12,588 --> 00:52:15,204 We're all three good-looking guys. 803 00:52:15,466 --> 00:52:18,003 That's right. We are. 804 00:52:18,260 --> 00:52:20,546 And it's christmastime. 805 00:52:20,804 --> 00:52:23,591 And I'm gonna buy you a drink. What are you drinking? 806 00:52:23,849 --> 00:52:26,886 - Something light. - What, like a nice chablis? 807 00:52:27,144 --> 00:52:29,260 - A spritzer. - Spritzer. 808 00:52:29,521 --> 00:52:32,934 Barkeep! Give this man a trough of spritzer. 809 00:52:33,192 --> 00:52:35,558 And you, cowboy guy, what do you want to drink? 810 00:52:35,819 --> 00:52:37,229 I'll have a beer. 811 00:52:37,488 --> 00:52:40,321 Get cowboy guy a beer. It's on me tonight. 812 00:52:40,574 --> 00:52:43,441 Drinks are on me. They're on me. 813 00:52:49,166 --> 00:52:53,409 Chestnuts roasting on an open fire... 814 00:52:53,671 --> 00:52:58,461 Jack frost nipping at your nose 815 00:52:58,717 --> 00:53:03,461 yuletide Carols being sung by a choir 816 00:53:03,722 --> 00:53:07,465 and folks dressed up like eskimos 817 00:53:07,726 --> 00:53:13,972 all: Everybody knows that Turkey and some mistletoe... 818 00:53:39,049 --> 00:53:41,461 Where have you been? 819 00:53:50,227 --> 00:53:54,345 This guy Jason may be a real brain and all, 820 00:53:54,606 --> 00:53:56,346 but can he do this? 821 00:54:11,457 --> 00:54:13,823 Gib? 822 00:54:26,555 --> 00:54:28,011 Gib, come on. 823 00:54:28,265 --> 00:54:30,076 Don't worry, mom, I'll take the garbage out in the morning. 824 00:54:30,100 --> 00:54:32,512 I promise. Don't worry. 825 00:54:39,234 --> 00:54:44,604 Chestnuts roasting on the fire... 826 00:54:58,462 --> 00:55:00,327 - Alison, come on, let's go! - Chaos. 827 00:55:00,589 --> 00:55:01,983 - All right. - Do you have everything? 828 00:55:02,007 --> 00:55:03,359 Yes, I have everything. You have everything. 829 00:55:03,383 --> 00:55:04,823 - You sure? - We all have everything. 830 00:55:05,010 --> 00:55:08,753 - Everything's fine. Let's go. - You can't rush me. 831 00:55:09,014 --> 00:55:11,505 Under the... under the... She's checking under the thing. 832 00:55:11,767 --> 00:55:13,411 What is under there, I don't know. She's... 833 00:55:13,435 --> 00:55:14,915 The bathroom, again with the bathroom. 834 00:55:15,145 --> 00:55:16,430 You can't rush me! 835 00:55:16,688 --> 00:55:18,929 We gotta travel by day, so, let's go. 836 00:55:19,191 --> 00:55:21,147 Oh, look at the time! We gotta go! 837 00:55:21,401 --> 00:55:23,733 Overseeing here, just checking everything. 838 00:55:23,987 --> 00:55:25,799 Yeah, oh, yeah, everything. We got everything here. 839 00:55:25,823 --> 00:55:27,779 We're out of here, yes. Yes. Yes. 840 00:55:39,711 --> 00:55:40,871 God, I'm starving. 841 00:55:41,129 --> 00:55:43,120 - How's it feel? - Needs more bulk. 842 00:55:43,382 --> 00:55:45,964 We can't eat for 200 miles. 843 00:55:46,218 --> 00:55:48,425 - What you telling me, woman? - I worked out a schedule. 844 00:55:48,679 --> 00:55:51,170 Another schedule. Great. 845 00:55:51,431 --> 00:55:53,262 I computed exactly how much money we have 846 00:55:53,517 --> 00:55:55,557 and how long it's going to take for us to get there, 847 00:55:55,769 --> 00:55:57,305 and how many meals we have to have. 848 00:55:57,563 --> 00:55:59,519 It came out to one meal every 200 miles. 849 00:55:59,773 --> 00:56:01,559 After 700, though, we can have a shack. 850 00:56:01,817 --> 00:56:05,275 Oh, good. Cheetos in Albuquerque. I can hardly wait. 851 00:56:07,656 --> 00:56:10,944 - What do you think, nine months? - More like fifteen. 852 00:56:14,288 --> 00:56:16,119 Oh, oh, excellent. Very pregnant. 853 00:56:16,373 --> 00:56:17,658 Oh, yes. 854 00:56:19,585 --> 00:56:21,541 What are you going to name it? 855 00:56:21,795 --> 00:56:24,832 - What? - The baby. 856 00:56:25,090 --> 00:56:27,206 Oh, the baby. 857 00:56:27,467 --> 00:56:30,959 Well, if it's a girl, Cynthia. 858 00:56:31,221 --> 00:56:35,305 And if it's a boy... Elliot. 859 00:56:35,559 --> 00:56:37,470 Those are lovely names. 860 00:56:37,728 --> 00:56:41,437 "Elliot"? You're gonna name the kid Elliot? 861 00:56:41,690 --> 00:56:43,555 You can't name the kid Elliot. No. 862 00:56:43,817 --> 00:56:47,105 Elliot is a fat kid with glasses who eats paste. 863 00:56:47,362 --> 00:56:50,445 Not gonna name the kid Elliot. Gotta give him a real name. 864 00:56:50,699 --> 00:56:53,315 Gotta give him a name! 865 00:56:53,577 --> 00:56:54,942 - Like Nick! - "Nick"? 866 00:56:55,203 --> 00:56:58,070 Yeah, Nick! Nick's a real name. 867 00:56:58,332 --> 00:57:00,789 Nick's your buddy. Nick's the kind of guy you can trust, 868 00:57:01,043 --> 00:57:02,908 kind of guy you can drink a beer with! 869 00:57:03,170 --> 00:57:05,912 The kind of guy who doesn't mind if you puke in his car, Nick! 870 00:57:06,173 --> 00:57:08,755 - Oh, god! - Oh, vomit, I'm sorry. 871 00:57:14,723 --> 00:57:17,135 - Thank you. - Merry Christmas to you! 872 00:57:19,978 --> 00:57:20,978 Oh! 873 00:57:22,189 --> 00:57:26,432 Gonna have a huge orange juice, three eggs, two sides of bacon, 874 00:57:26,693 --> 00:57:28,729 home fries, four pieces of toast... 875 00:57:28,987 --> 00:57:30,978 - And then lunch! - Wait, are you sure we can eat? 876 00:57:31,239 --> 00:57:32,926 I don't know if you've gone the full 200 miles. 877 00:57:32,950 --> 00:57:35,053 I don't want to throw your "schedule" off or anything. 878 00:57:35,077 --> 00:57:37,033 Leave me alone. I'm a pregnant woman. 879 00:57:44,628 --> 00:57:48,041 - How could you lose your money?! - I put it in my schedule book. 880 00:57:48,298 --> 00:57:49,778 How could you lose your schedule book? 881 00:57:50,008 --> 00:57:52,769 That's the most important thing in your life, that stupid little book. 882 00:57:52,844 --> 00:57:54,238 You wouldn't even remember your name without it. 883 00:57:54,262 --> 00:57:56,344 Oh, this is just excellent! 884 00:58:23,458 --> 00:58:25,244 I'm starving. 885 00:58:37,264 --> 00:58:39,380 Thank you. 886 00:58:43,061 --> 00:58:45,473 I'm freezing to death. 887 00:58:49,609 --> 00:58:52,146 My feet are killing me. 888 00:58:57,826 --> 00:58:59,612 I just swallowed my gum. 889 00:58:59,870 --> 00:59:03,408 Your incessant complaining isn't doing us any good. 890 00:59:03,665 --> 00:59:05,781 Can't you try and look on the bright side? 891 00:59:17,637 --> 00:59:19,753 Gibson: Over there! 892 00:59:42,245 --> 00:59:44,531 Over there! There's a trailer, come on! 893 00:59:50,295 --> 00:59:52,286 It's locked! 894 00:59:52,547 --> 00:59:54,253 Good, this is very good. 895 00:59:54,508 --> 00:59:57,750 It's important that this place should have an airtight security system... 896 00:59:58,011 --> 01:00:00,343 In the middle of nowhere! 897 01:00:00,597 --> 01:00:03,589 Wait, I might have a nail file. 898 01:00:07,646 --> 01:00:09,386 I have a credit card! 899 01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:12,601 I have a credit card! 900 01:00:12,859 --> 01:00:15,726 Credit cards work on a completely different kind of lock. 901 01:00:16,822 --> 01:00:19,780 I don't think you understand. I have a credit card! 902 01:00:20,033 --> 01:00:23,241 - You have a credit card? - I have a credit card. 903 01:00:23,495 --> 01:00:24,985 You have a credit card. 904 01:00:26,665 --> 01:00:29,953 Oh... but my dad told me specifically 905 01:00:30,210 --> 01:00:33,168 I can only use it in case of an emergency. 906 01:00:34,714 --> 01:00:37,126 Well, maybe one will come up. 907 01:00:38,426 --> 01:00:40,780 Gibson: Too bad this is the only place that takes credit cards. 908 01:00:40,804 --> 01:00:42,920 - Mm... real shame. - Ooh, yeah. 909 01:00:43,181 --> 01:00:45,137 Here, try some of my veal. 910 01:00:45,392 --> 01:00:48,225 Mmm. Only if you try some of this salmon. 911 01:00:48,478 --> 01:00:52,892 Well, um, I'm not a big fish guy, so... You take it, I'm not gonna eat that. 912 01:00:53,150 --> 01:00:54,460 - But here, you try the, no... - You gotta try it, it's good. Try it. 913 01:00:54,484 --> 01:00:56,924 Go ahead, eat that. It's good. I'm not gonna, I don't wanna... 914 01:00:58,989 --> 01:01:00,354 - It's good, huh? - Mm-hmm. 915 01:01:00,615 --> 01:01:02,697 See, I told you. 916 01:01:02,951 --> 01:01:05,033 So, you were saying? 917 01:01:05,287 --> 01:01:08,324 Anyway, my father, he grew up on a farm. 918 01:01:08,582 --> 01:01:10,197 So he always thought it was a real shame 919 01:01:10,458 --> 01:01:12,995 that we only saw the suburbs. And he used to take us 920 01:01:13,253 --> 01:01:15,539 on these really great camping trips. Want more wine? 921 01:01:15,797 --> 01:01:18,413 - Mm. - Okay. 922 01:01:18,675 --> 01:01:20,153 So one night I was sleeping in my pup tent 923 01:01:20,177 --> 01:01:21,696 - with my younger brother. - Oh, thank you. 924 01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:23,506 I must have been, what, six or seven? 925 01:01:24,806 --> 01:01:26,797 And I woke up in the middle of the night. 926 01:01:27,058 --> 01:01:29,765 And I had to get outside. I don't know why. 927 01:01:30,020 --> 01:01:33,558 I mean, I just really wanted to go outside. 928 01:01:33,815 --> 01:01:37,228 It was dark... I mean, totally dark. 929 01:01:37,485 --> 01:01:40,005 Not the kind of dark it gets in the city or even in the suburbs, 930 01:01:40,030 --> 01:01:41,430 but I'm talking absolute blackness. 931 01:01:41,573 --> 01:01:44,485 I mean, you couldn't see two inches in front of your face. 932 01:01:46,578 --> 01:01:48,318 But there's one thing you could see. 933 01:01:49,581 --> 01:01:51,037 Well, millions of things, really. 934 01:01:51,291 --> 01:01:53,407 You could see the stars. 935 01:01:55,212 --> 01:01:59,581 There were more stars out that night than I've ever seen since. 936 01:01:59,841 --> 01:02:01,547 Believe me, I've looked. 937 01:02:02,886 --> 01:02:04,447 And I'm standing there, and I'm looking up at the sky, 938 01:02:04,471 --> 01:02:06,086 and I'm thinking... 939 01:02:06,348 --> 01:02:08,805 That each one of these dots of light is another world. 940 01:02:09,059 --> 01:02:11,739 I didn't know the difference between the stars and the planets then. 941 01:02:12,938 --> 01:02:15,395 But it made me feel... 942 01:02:15,649 --> 01:02:18,061 Really small. 943 01:02:20,278 --> 01:02:24,191 Lonely. Do you know what I mean? 944 01:02:25,617 --> 01:02:26,948 Yeah. 945 01:02:27,202 --> 01:02:29,534 But then I thought, 946 01:02:29,788 --> 01:02:32,700 "maybe on each one of these other worlds, 947 01:02:32,958 --> 01:02:35,603 there's a little kid just like me, only he's in the shape of a sponge 948 01:02:35,627 --> 01:02:38,427 or a pinball machine or something... But whatever... but he's up there. 949 01:02:39,047 --> 01:02:43,211 Maybe he's on a camping trip. And he's looking up at the stars." 950 01:02:44,594 --> 01:02:48,803 I decided... "I want to meet this guy." 951 01:02:52,852 --> 01:02:56,390 - A Rose for the lady? - Would the lady care for a Rose? 952 01:02:56,648 --> 01:02:59,856 The lady care to advance the gentleman the cost of a Rose? 953 01:03:00,902 --> 01:03:03,484 Put it on the bill. That would be great. 954 01:03:06,032 --> 01:03:07,363 For you. 955 01:03:08,952 --> 01:03:11,534 - Thank you. - Ah, it was nothing. 956 01:03:40,525 --> 01:03:42,015 You don't have to sleep on the floor. 957 01:03:43,611 --> 01:03:45,567 What? 958 01:03:45,822 --> 01:03:47,983 You don't have to sleep on the floor. 959 01:03:50,076 --> 01:03:53,489 Are you sure? 960 01:03:59,169 --> 01:04:01,706 I won't try anything, I swear. 961 01:04:01,963 --> 01:04:04,204 I trust you. 962 01:04:27,072 --> 01:04:29,438 - Good night. - Good night. 963 01:04:44,547 --> 01:04:47,084 How's your lawyer? 964 01:04:47,342 --> 01:04:48,923 My lawyer? 965 01:04:49,177 --> 01:04:51,042 Yeah, what's his name, Jimmy, Jeremy... 966 01:04:52,764 --> 01:04:55,346 - Jason. - Jason. 967 01:04:56,643 --> 01:04:59,180 How is Jason, anyway? 968 01:05:00,939 --> 01:05:02,895 Jason's fine. 969 01:05:06,611 --> 01:05:07,731 I guess you really miss him. 970 01:05:07,821 --> 01:05:10,813 Well, I haven't seen him since last summer. 971 01:05:15,245 --> 01:05:17,361 What's he like, Jason? 972 01:05:19,874 --> 01:05:23,662 Jason is very directed. He's a real achiever. 973 01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:26,627 Right, I know, but what is he like? 974 01:05:26,881 --> 01:05:28,963 I mean, what kind of beer does he drink? 975 01:05:29,217 --> 01:05:33,130 I mean, is he funny? Does he make you laugh? 976 01:05:35,640 --> 01:05:39,383 Jason is everything a girl looks for in a guy. 977 01:05:39,644 --> 01:05:41,509 He sounds perfect. 978 01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:45,476 We both want the same things out of life, you know? 979 01:05:45,733 --> 01:05:48,395 We're both gonna be lawyers. And damn good ones. 980 01:05:48,653 --> 01:05:51,360 We might even open up a practice together. 981 01:05:51,614 --> 01:05:54,572 Up in Vermont, somewhere in the country. 982 01:05:54,826 --> 01:05:59,195 I get it. Jason is the real outdoorsy type, huh? 983 01:05:59,456 --> 01:06:01,913 Clear, freshwater streams, fragrant meadows, 984 01:06:02,167 --> 01:06:04,954 - biodegradable toilet paper. - No. 985 01:06:05,211 --> 01:06:08,544 It's just that we both like old farmhouses. 986 01:06:08,798 --> 01:06:11,631 We thought it would be nice to find one and restore it ourselves. 987 01:06:11,885 --> 01:06:14,843 Jason thinks it would make a good investment. 988 01:06:15,096 --> 01:06:20,307 I just want it to be nice and warm and cozy. 989 01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:23,017 Kind of like this. 990 01:06:29,819 --> 01:06:33,732 And we're both crazy about basset hounds. 991 01:06:40,455 --> 01:06:42,571 Guess that sounds kind of tame to you, huh? 992 01:06:44,334 --> 01:06:48,373 No. It sounds nice. 993 01:06:48,630 --> 01:06:50,791 Good night, Alison. 994 01:06:56,387 --> 01:06:58,252 Good night, gib. 995 01:08:00,994 --> 01:08:02,325 Hi. 996 01:08:58,593 --> 01:09:00,129 I didn't try anything, I swear. 997 01:09:00,386 --> 01:09:02,047 I know. 998 01:09:02,305 --> 01:09:04,011 You were on my side of the bed. 999 01:09:04,265 --> 01:09:06,051 It's all right. 1000 01:09:06,309 --> 01:09:09,426 - Nothing happened. - I know. 1001 01:09:16,444 --> 01:09:20,187 I'm... I'm just going to go out on the veranda thing for a while. 1002 01:10:10,498 --> 01:10:12,079 Truck driver: Where you headed? 1003 01:10:12,333 --> 01:10:13,493 Los Angeles...? 1004 01:10:13,751 --> 01:10:15,662 It's your lucky day. Come on, let's go. 1005 01:10:15,920 --> 01:10:20,209 - Oh...! - Huh! 1006 01:10:20,466 --> 01:10:22,878 I got it. 1007 01:10:34,522 --> 01:10:37,434 So what's in California? 1008 01:10:37,692 --> 01:10:39,478 A girl. 1009 01:10:39,736 --> 01:10:41,397 What's wrong with her? 1010 01:10:41,654 --> 01:10:43,440 She's got a boyfriend. 1011 01:10:43,698 --> 01:10:45,905 Too bad. 1012 01:10:49,245 --> 01:10:50,530 Yeah. 1013 01:10:51,789 --> 01:10:53,575 So what's she like? 1014 01:10:53,833 --> 01:10:56,700 - Who? - Your girlfriend. 1015 01:10:57,754 --> 01:10:59,915 I don't know. I've never met her. 1016 01:11:00,965 --> 01:11:03,081 - You've never met her? - Uh-uh. 1017 01:11:03,342 --> 01:11:04,820 Wait a minute, you're going across the country 1018 01:11:04,844 --> 01:11:06,960 to see a girl you've never met? 1019 01:11:07,221 --> 01:11:10,805 Yeah. Well, see, my best friend Lance set it up. 1020 01:11:11,058 --> 01:11:13,845 - Supposed to be a sure thing. - A "sure thing"? 1021 01:11:14,103 --> 01:11:15,639 Gibson: Yeah. 1022 01:11:15,897 --> 01:11:19,014 A sure thing? 1023 01:11:19,275 --> 01:11:21,311 Mm-hmm. 1024 01:11:21,569 --> 01:11:24,276 A sure thing, no questions asked, 1025 01:11:24,530 --> 01:11:27,067 - no... no strings attached... - No quilt involved. 1026 01:11:27,325 --> 01:11:29,441 A sure thing. 1027 01:11:29,702 --> 01:11:31,909 Yeah. 1028 01:11:33,498 --> 01:11:35,409 My whole life, I never had a sure thing. 1029 01:11:37,418 --> 01:11:39,124 Probably never meet her anyway. 1030 01:11:39,378 --> 01:11:41,460 I mean, she's gonna be gone in 24 hours. 1031 01:11:41,714 --> 01:11:44,547 Look, kid, you pay for the traffic tickets, I'll get you in the saddle. 1032 01:11:44,801 --> 01:11:46,837 - Yeah? - Yeah! 1033 01:11:47,094 --> 01:11:49,085 Whoa! 1034 01:12:28,970 --> 01:12:30,906 - Alison: Thank you. - Gibson: Yeah, thanks a lot. 1035 01:12:30,930 --> 01:12:33,672 Hey, I hope you fully appreciate the magnitude 1036 01:12:33,933 --> 01:12:35,719 of your impending good fortune. 1037 01:12:35,977 --> 01:12:37,933 Oh, I do. 1038 01:12:38,187 --> 01:12:40,303 Bye. 1039 01:12:40,565 --> 01:12:42,521 Alison, where are you going? 1040 01:12:46,153 --> 01:12:48,565 Alison? 1041 01:12:48,823 --> 01:12:51,815 Hey, Alison, wait up. Alison?! 1042 01:12:52,076 --> 01:12:55,034 Hey, what is it with you? 1043 01:12:55,288 --> 01:12:58,655 You haven't said two words to me since Arizona. 1044 01:12:58,916 --> 01:13:01,032 See you around. 1045 01:13:01,294 --> 01:13:03,080 That's it? 1046 01:13:03,337 --> 01:13:05,953 - "See you around”? - Isn't that what you want? 1047 01:13:06,215 --> 01:13:08,297 "No questions asked, no strings attached? 1048 01:13:08,551 --> 01:13:11,338 No guilt involved?" 1049 01:13:12,513 --> 01:13:15,050 Have fun with your "sure thing." 1050 01:13:19,228 --> 01:13:20,764 I bought this for you. 1051 01:13:21,022 --> 01:13:23,058 I bought it! 1052 01:13:24,108 --> 01:13:25,814 It's the thought that counts. 1053 01:13:40,666 --> 01:13:43,908 Jason: Well, here we are. 1054 01:13:46,923 --> 01:13:49,164 Oh, here. Let me take that from you. 1055 01:13:49,425 --> 01:13:51,882 - It's really great to see you. - Hmm. 1056 01:13:58,267 --> 01:14:01,600 I cleared out this drawer for you. 1057 01:14:03,648 --> 01:14:07,061 And you can use this half of the closet. 1058 01:14:09,403 --> 01:14:11,769 Bought some of those hangers you like so much. 1059 01:14:14,075 --> 01:14:17,192 And... well, we'll just put your bags up there after you've unpacked. 1060 01:14:17,453 --> 01:14:20,820 Get them out of the way. 1061 01:14:21,082 --> 01:14:23,073 It's so good to see you. 1062 01:14:31,175 --> 01:14:32,961 Oh, look! 1063 01:14:37,598 --> 01:14:38,713 Flannel sheets. 1064 01:14:40,893 --> 01:14:42,849 You know, the longer you use them, 1065 01:14:43,104 --> 01:14:45,470 the softer they get. 1066 01:14:45,731 --> 01:14:48,973 You know, by the time we find our farmhouse, my goodness, 1067 01:14:49,235 --> 01:14:51,772 they'll be incredible, won't they? 1068 01:14:53,280 --> 01:14:56,488 Alison? Are you all right? 1069 01:14:56,742 --> 01:14:58,653 Yes! Yes! Great! 1070 01:14:59,704 --> 01:15:01,319 I guess I'm just exhausted from the trip. 1071 01:15:01,580 --> 01:15:03,320 - Tired? - Yeah. 1072 01:15:03,582 --> 01:15:06,119 Those sheets are great. 1073 01:15:08,546 --> 01:15:10,753 - I know what you need. - What? 1074 01:15:11,007 --> 01:15:14,340 A good hot mug of tea. Restores both body and spirit. 1075 01:15:14,593 --> 01:15:16,504 Let's see what we have this week. 1076 01:15:16,762 --> 01:15:19,799 Let's see, we've got some darjeeling... 1077 01:15:20,057 --> 01:15:21,968 Hmm... english breakfast... 1078 01:15:22,226 --> 01:15:24,968 Now that's really more of a studying tea, isn't it? Yes. 1079 01:15:25,229 --> 01:15:28,141 Let's see. Lapsang souchong for those rainy mornings. 1080 01:15:29,358 --> 01:15:31,690 Earl grey. 1081 01:15:31,944 --> 01:15:33,935 Remember that camping trip to Vermont? 1082 01:15:36,907 --> 01:15:38,818 Ah, of course... 1083 01:15:39,076 --> 01:15:41,317 China black! How about it, Alison? 1084 01:15:41,579 --> 01:15:43,695 How about a good, hot mug of China black? 1085 01:15:44,832 --> 01:15:46,823 Do you have any beer? 1086 01:16:06,228 --> 01:16:09,265 Male singer: Well, you might think I'm crazy 1087 01:16:09,523 --> 01:16:13,607 - male student: Hey, over here! - Lance: Walter Gibson. 1088 01:16:14,779 --> 01:16:16,485 Quick, Gibson, incoming! 1089 01:16:16,739 --> 01:16:18,946 Lance: Ho! 1090 01:16:20,367 --> 01:16:22,028 Whoo! How you doin', buddy? 1091 01:16:22,286 --> 01:16:24,598 - Lance, how are you, man? - Good to see you. Looking good. 1092 01:16:24,622 --> 01:16:25,974 - You're looking good. - Glad you made it. 1093 01:16:25,998 --> 01:16:27,579 - Welcome to California... - I'm here. 1094 01:16:27,833 --> 01:16:29,436 Home of the waves and the babes. Know what I mean? 1095 01:16:29,460 --> 01:16:31,063 Come on. I want you to meet some people, okay? 1096 01:16:31,087 --> 01:16:32,702 - All right. - Hey, guys. This is gib. 1097 01:16:32,963 --> 01:16:34,816 The guy I told you about? Told you he'd make it. 1098 01:16:34,840 --> 01:16:37,422 - Male student: Hey, dude. - Hey, hey, gib, nice to meet you. 1099 01:16:37,676 --> 01:16:41,385 3,000 miles just to get laid, huh? Really respect that. 1100 01:16:41,639 --> 01:16:44,972 Tonight is the night, gibby! 1101 01:16:45,226 --> 01:16:47,387 - Merry Christmas. - I love you. 1102 01:16:47,645 --> 01:16:50,525 - I don't think she believes me, man. - Why is that, Lance? I don't know. 1103 01:16:50,773 --> 01:16:53,310 Aw, come on, you are gonna love California. 1104 01:16:53,567 --> 01:16:55,307 You ever make it with an avocado? Party! 1105 01:17:00,825 --> 01:17:03,988 Let's see, that makes 25 for me... 1106 01:17:04,245 --> 01:17:06,281 Plus... 1107 01:17:10,334 --> 01:17:12,074 43... 1108 01:17:12,336 --> 01:17:15,123 So, 25 plus 43 is... 1109 01:17:15,381 --> 01:17:18,544 Ahem. Can I borrow that? 1110 01:17:18,801 --> 01:17:20,712 Yes. 1111 01:17:24,515 --> 01:17:27,678 Sorry. 1112 01:17:28,936 --> 01:17:31,848 - Okay. - Which makes the score 1113 01:17:32,106 --> 01:17:34,472 233 for me... 1114 01:17:36,443 --> 01:17:39,731 And eight for you. 1115 01:17:47,705 --> 01:17:49,696 Male voice: It's Friday night! 1116 01:17:49,957 --> 01:17:52,619 Charming. 1117 01:17:52,877 --> 01:17:57,166 Sounds like someone's having a party. Let's go, it'll be fun! 1118 01:17:57,423 --> 01:17:59,209 You know how we feel about parties. 1119 01:17:59,466 --> 01:18:01,081 They're hot and loud and crowded 1120 01:18:01,343 --> 01:18:04,176 and the only reason anyone goes to them is to pick someone up. 1121 01:18:04,430 --> 01:18:07,593 Now why would we want to do that? 1122 01:18:07,850 --> 01:18:09,511 Let's go to Disneyland. 1123 01:18:09,768 --> 01:18:12,259 Disneyland is for children. 1124 01:18:13,314 --> 01:18:15,305 Well... 1125 01:18:15,566 --> 01:18:19,479 Let's do something pointless. Something totally crazy. 1126 01:18:19,737 --> 01:18:23,229 - All right. I'll tell you what. - What? 1127 01:18:23,490 --> 01:18:27,028 I'll spot you 50 points. Now that'll add some excitement to the game. 1128 01:18:37,963 --> 01:18:40,420 Lance, I really don't want to wear this stuff. I really don't. 1129 01:18:40,674 --> 01:18:42,402 Hey, what do you mean? You look fantastic, gib. 1130 01:18:42,426 --> 01:18:44,321 Come on, come with me. Now what's the first thing 1131 01:18:44,345 --> 01:18:45,865 you're gonna do when you meet her, huh? 1132 01:18:46,055 --> 01:18:48,137 Shave my head and join a polynesian monastery. 1133 01:18:48,390 --> 01:18:51,006 - What do you mean? What? - Tito! Isn't that nice? 1134 01:18:51,268 --> 01:18:52,621 What are you doing? What are you doing? 1135 01:18:52,645 --> 01:18:53,845 - Like that? - What's going on? 1136 01:18:54,021 --> 01:18:55,101 I look like a moron, Lance. 1137 01:18:55,231 --> 01:18:57,813 What do you mean you look like a moron? Look at me! 1138 01:18:59,026 --> 01:19:01,171 Oh, what? You don't like green? Is that it? You don't like green? 1139 01:19:01,195 --> 01:19:02,589 - I'll get you blue. You want the red? - I don't like the green one, 1140 01:19:02,613 --> 01:19:04,132 I don't want the red one, I don't want any one. 1141 01:19:04,156 --> 01:19:05,862 - Oh, come on. - Because, no, I don't. 1142 01:19:06,116 --> 01:19:07,731 What do you mean, because, no, you don't? 1143 01:19:07,993 --> 01:19:11,326 What is... what is that? You know what? 1144 01:19:11,580 --> 01:19:14,572 You happen to be developing a very bad attitude, young man. 1145 01:19:18,671 --> 01:19:21,413 Oh, don't move, 'cause she's here. 1146 01:19:22,633 --> 01:19:25,670 It's her, man. Look. 1147 01:19:25,928 --> 01:19:27,668 Whew. Tonight is the first night 1148 01:19:27,930 --> 01:19:30,421 of the rest of your sex life, Walter Gibson. 1149 01:19:32,643 --> 01:19:35,497 You're gonna kill me, Lance, but I don't think I can go through with this. 1150 01:19:35,521 --> 01:19:37,512 Oh, I knew it... The breasts are too small? 1151 01:19:37,773 --> 01:19:39,773 - The breasts are fine. - Hi, Lance! How you doing? 1152 01:19:39,900 --> 01:19:42,266 Hi. How are you? This is, uh, a drink for you. 1153 01:19:42,528 --> 01:19:44,064 Is that him? 1154 01:19:44,321 --> 01:19:46,357 - Yeah. - He's cute. 1155 01:19:46,615 --> 01:19:48,731 Yeah, well, he's kind of going through a little... 1156 01:19:48,993 --> 01:19:50,779 A little climate adjustment. 1157 01:19:51,036 --> 01:19:53,356 And so, uh, we're gonna be with you in just a minute, okay? 1158 01:19:53,539 --> 01:19:57,498 So, why don't you just go over there and look for something? 1159 01:19:57,751 --> 01:19:58,866 - Okay? - All right. 1160 01:19:59,128 --> 01:20:02,461 Great. I love you, babe. Mmm, you look good. 1161 01:20:02,715 --> 01:20:06,253 Hey, hey. What's the problem? What's wrong with you? 1162 01:20:06,510 --> 01:20:08,375 I don't know, Lance. I mean... 1163 01:20:08,637 --> 01:20:10,699 I'm almost 19, I mean maybe I'm getting too old for this. 1164 01:20:10,723 --> 01:20:13,055 Gib, what do you want? A goddamn relationship? 1165 01:20:13,309 --> 01:20:17,143 I don't know what I want. Maybe it's a moral issue. 1166 01:20:17,396 --> 01:20:18,806 Moral issue? 1167 01:20:19,064 --> 01:20:20,975 Hey, this is Lance you're talking to, man. 1168 01:20:21,233 --> 01:20:23,144 You have no morals. 1169 01:20:24,403 --> 01:20:26,815 Hey, look, you're just in a slump, that's all. 1170 01:20:27,072 --> 01:20:30,405 It happens to the best of us. It could happen to me someday. 1171 01:20:30,659 --> 01:20:32,274 I doubt it, but it could. 1172 01:20:32,536 --> 01:20:34,652 - You nervous? - Get out, get out. 1173 01:20:34,913 --> 01:20:36,474 You're-you're nervous 'cause you haven't done it in a while. 1174 01:20:36,498 --> 01:20:38,580 - Get out. - It's like riding a bike, you know? 1175 01:20:38,834 --> 01:20:41,200 You just gotta climb on and keep pedaling. 1176 01:20:41,462 --> 01:20:44,670 And wear something white at night. 1177 01:20:44,923 --> 01:20:47,835 Gib, you want a relationship, that's fine. 1178 01:20:48,093 --> 01:20:52,336 Just remember that every relationship starts with a one-night stand. 1179 01:20:52,598 --> 01:20:55,556 You came 3,000 miles for a reason, didn't you? 1180 01:20:55,809 --> 01:20:57,265 Would you look at that reason? 1181 01:21:00,564 --> 01:21:02,976 Go for it, gib. You've earned it. 1182 01:21:04,860 --> 01:21:07,067 - Lance, you're right. - That's right. 1183 01:21:07,321 --> 01:21:09,482 - I'm not being unfaithful to anyone. - No. 1184 01:21:09,740 --> 01:21:12,356 Hell, I could use a torrid night of cheap, meaningless lust. 1185 01:21:12,618 --> 01:21:14,279 That's right, buddy. There you go. 1186 01:21:17,039 --> 01:21:19,075 Look at these people. 1187 01:21:19,333 --> 01:21:21,369 They probably think they're having a good time. 1188 01:21:29,885 --> 01:21:34,470 Male singer: Penny lover, don't walk on by 1189 01:21:34,723 --> 01:21:38,557 - penny lover, don't you make me cry... - Let's dance. 1190 01:21:38,811 --> 01:21:42,975 - Since when do you like to dance? - Since tonight. 1191 01:21:44,942 --> 01:21:48,776 You're the only girl that I adore 1192 01:21:50,030 --> 01:21:52,942 the first time I saw you... 1193 01:21:53,200 --> 01:21:58,991 - Sure thing: That's a nice shirt. - Singer: Oh, you looked so fine... 1194 01:21:59,248 --> 01:22:00,829 Gibson: Hawaii. 1195 01:22:05,629 --> 01:22:07,620 One day you'd be mine... 1196 01:22:07,881 --> 01:22:09,837 It's been a long time since I held you like this. 1197 01:22:10,092 --> 01:22:11,423 I know. 1198 01:22:11,677 --> 01:22:13,884 Singer: Honey, you came along and captured my heart... 1199 01:22:14,138 --> 01:22:16,925 Lance said you're very shy around girls. 1200 01:22:19,810 --> 01:22:22,552 Did he mention what a great dancer I am? 1201 01:22:22,813 --> 01:22:24,519 No. 1202 01:22:24,773 --> 01:22:28,982 Singer: When I'm all alone, it's you that I miss 1203 01:22:29,236 --> 01:22:33,024 girl, a love like yours is hard to resist... 1204 01:22:33,282 --> 01:22:35,082 Gibson: What else did Lance tell you about me? 1205 01:22:35,325 --> 01:22:36,965 Sure thing: He says you're a real gourmet. 1206 01:22:37,119 --> 01:22:39,075 - Oh, yeah? - And you're a virgin. 1207 01:22:39,329 --> 01:22:40,819 What? 1208 01:22:41,081 --> 01:22:42,559 He thinks you might be gay! 1209 01:22:42,583 --> 01:22:46,576 - Shh! Don't say that. - I didn't say it. Lance said it. 1210 01:22:46,837 --> 01:22:50,125 Male singer: Lights out! Uh-huh! Blast, blast, blast... 1211 01:22:50,382 --> 01:22:51,713 Excuse me, won't you? 1212 01:22:51,967 --> 01:22:54,299 I have to go kick the shit out of someone. 1213 01:22:54,553 --> 01:22:57,010 Just one second. 1214 01:22:58,390 --> 01:23:01,848 - You told her I was a virgin? - So I exaggerated a little. 1215 01:23:02,102 --> 01:23:04,309 Girls like virgins. They find them a challenge. 1216 01:23:04,563 --> 01:23:07,475 - You told her I was gay! - It's a bigger challenge. 1217 01:23:11,320 --> 01:23:13,652 Keep your shirt on, buddy. You're doing great. 1218 01:23:13,906 --> 01:23:15,942 Now if you'll excuse me, I see a sweet young thing 1219 01:23:16,200 --> 01:23:17,940 whose sarong needs adjusting. 1220 01:23:18,202 --> 01:23:19,863 - Miss...? - Get out of my life! 1221 01:23:20,120 --> 01:23:23,203 Dancing in the dark 1222 01:23:23,457 --> 01:23:26,540 to the radio of love 1223 01:23:28,295 --> 01:23:31,708 dancing in the dark 1224 01:23:31,965 --> 01:23:34,331 to the radio of love... 1225 01:23:37,387 --> 01:23:39,127 Excuse me, I would like to get some punch. 1226 01:23:39,389 --> 01:23:43,132 Oh, please, allow me. 1227 01:23:43,393 --> 01:23:46,135 - Oh, well, thank you. - You're very welcome. 1228 01:23:51,068 --> 01:23:53,309 Mm, she's got lovely skin. 1229 01:23:53,570 --> 01:23:55,686 And so much of it. 1230 01:23:55,948 --> 01:23:58,229 She happens to be an excellent judge of quality shirtwear. 1231 01:23:58,325 --> 01:24:01,112 Oh, well she should try wearing one sometime. 1232 01:24:05,832 --> 01:24:07,823 Would you like a cup for Justin? 1233 01:24:08,085 --> 01:24:10,326 - Jason. - Whatever. He probably eats paste. 1234 01:24:10,587 --> 01:24:12,387 Justin is twice the man that you will ever be. 1235 01:24:12,464 --> 01:24:15,297 - Jason. - He's loyal, he's trustworthy. 1236 01:24:15,551 --> 01:24:16,586 - He's... - Housebroken? 1237 01:24:16,843 --> 01:24:18,834 Alison. 1238 01:24:19,096 --> 01:24:21,633 Do you know this... person? 1239 01:24:21,890 --> 01:24:24,632 - No, not really. - Would you like a drink? 1240 01:24:24,893 --> 01:24:28,181 - No, thank you. - Okay. 1241 01:24:28,438 --> 01:24:30,929 Jason, let's go to bed. 1242 01:24:31,191 --> 01:24:33,773 Careful, Jason, she hogs all the blankets. 1243 01:24:34,027 --> 01:24:35,437 Well, you snore! 1244 01:24:35,696 --> 01:24:37,732 Not tonight I won't. 1245 01:24:37,990 --> 01:24:39,175 I'm sorry to have kept you waiting. 1246 01:24:39,199 --> 01:24:41,906 How would you like to go up to Lance's room for a drink? 1247 01:24:42,160 --> 01:24:45,152 - All right. - Let's go. 1248 01:24:47,916 --> 01:24:50,282 Good night. 1249 01:24:50,544 --> 01:24:52,284 Dancing in the dark... 1250 01:24:54,339 --> 01:24:56,751 - He doesn't even know that girl! - How do you know that guy? 1251 01:24:57,009 --> 01:24:58,670 It was all set up by his friend! 1252 01:24:58,927 --> 01:25:01,964 He thinks love is something you order on the phone like a pizza! 1253 01:25:02,222 --> 01:25:03,262 How do you know he snores? 1254 01:25:03,473 --> 01:25:05,285 And he thinks he knows everything about the stars, 1255 01:25:05,309 --> 01:25:07,989 but he doesn't even know that cassiopeia is the mother of Andromeda! 1256 01:25:08,103 --> 01:25:09,889 How does he know you hog the blankets? 1257 01:25:10,147 --> 01:25:13,105 You should see the crap he eats. Cheese balls and beer for breakfast?! 1258 01:25:13,358 --> 01:25:15,349 How do you know what he eats for breakfast? 1259 01:25:17,070 --> 01:25:18,590 Blast, blast, blast 1260 01:25:18,739 --> 01:25:23,028 lights out! Uh-huh! Blast, blast, blast... 1261 01:25:23,285 --> 01:25:26,322 Come on in. 1262 01:25:35,631 --> 01:25:37,747 You wanna sit down? 1263 01:25:38,008 --> 01:25:39,902 - Do you want me to? - Yeah, why don't you sit down? 1264 01:25:39,926 --> 01:25:42,713 - All right. - All right. 1265 01:25:45,932 --> 01:25:47,797 - Do you want a drink? - Sure. 1266 01:25:48,060 --> 01:25:49,641 Sure. 1267 01:25:49,895 --> 01:25:52,557 - Great. - Great. 1268 01:26:05,035 --> 01:26:07,151 Thanks. 1269 01:26:11,166 --> 01:26:13,703 Oh! It's strong! 1270 01:26:13,960 --> 01:26:16,076 Yeah. 1271 01:26:27,349 --> 01:26:29,635 Lance sure does drink a lot of beer. 1272 01:26:29,893 --> 01:26:32,726 Yeah. 1273 01:26:32,979 --> 01:26:35,015 A lot of it's imported. 1274 01:26:39,986 --> 01:26:41,601 - Are you all right? - Yeah, I'm fine. 1275 01:26:41,863 --> 01:26:44,400 - Why, don't I look fine? - I don't know, it just seems like... 1276 01:26:44,658 --> 01:26:46,319 Well, I'm not. 1277 01:26:52,999 --> 01:26:55,285 - Is it that girl at the punch bowl? - No. 1278 01:26:55,544 --> 01:26:56,659 No, it's nothing. 1279 01:26:56,920 --> 01:26:58,751 Particularly not that girl at the punch bowl. 1280 01:27:01,591 --> 01:27:04,583 Why didn't you tell me about him? 1281 01:27:04,845 --> 01:27:07,257 Because he's not worth mentioning. 1282 01:27:07,514 --> 01:27:09,630 He's a creep. 1283 01:27:24,197 --> 01:27:26,779 You made love to him, didn't you? 1284 01:27:28,910 --> 01:27:31,276 - Did you make love to him? - No. 1285 01:27:31,538 --> 01:27:34,575 - Honest? - Honest. 1286 01:27:37,878 --> 01:27:39,789 Do you love him? 1287 01:27:50,056 --> 01:27:52,092 Yeah, I know. The "cure" didn't work, les... 1288 01:27:53,852 --> 01:27:55,467 - Hey, buddy. - Hey. 1289 01:28:00,484 --> 01:28:02,520 No, I had to go to the library. I'm really behind. 1290 01:28:02,778 --> 01:28:05,458 That's what I should have done. I didn't study at all this vacation. 1291 01:28:07,783 --> 01:28:09,990 Me, neither. 1292 01:28:20,837 --> 01:28:22,498 Want some? 1293 01:28:24,382 --> 01:28:25,902 Professor Taub: Good morning, everybody. 1294 01:28:25,926 --> 01:28:29,635 Alison, you're going to have to talk to me sooner or later. 1295 01:28:29,888 --> 01:28:32,049 - No, thank you. - Taub: All right. Here we go. 1296 01:28:32,307 --> 01:28:34,389 I've got a very pleasant surprise today. 1297 01:28:34,643 --> 01:28:37,259 It comes from a very unlikely source. 1298 01:28:37,521 --> 01:28:39,011 Walter Gibson. 1299 01:28:41,525 --> 01:28:43,686 It is called, "the sure thing." 1300 01:28:46,321 --> 01:28:49,154 "'It could be tonight, ' he thought, 1301 01:28:49,407 --> 01:28:52,274 as he stood in the corner, pretending to have a good time. 1302 01:28:52,536 --> 01:28:54,447 He would meet her tonight. 1303 01:28:54,704 --> 01:28:59,448 All his young life, he had dreamed of a girl like this... 1304 01:28:59,709 --> 01:29:01,791 5'6", long, silky hair... 1305 01:29:02,045 --> 01:29:04,957 Trim, nubile body." 1306 01:29:05,215 --> 01:29:07,080 Nubile, by the way, is spelled with a "u." 1307 01:29:08,593 --> 01:29:11,426 "Nubile body that really knew how to move, 1308 01:29:11,680 --> 01:29:15,798 and soft, deeply tanned skin. 1309 01:29:16,059 --> 01:29:19,392 And I guess for personality traits, she needed only one... 1310 01:29:19,646 --> 01:29:21,762 She had to love sex, and all the time." 1311 01:29:22,023 --> 01:29:23,058 Male classmate: Yeah! 1312 01:29:23,316 --> 01:29:25,181 "To arrive at this moment, 1313 01:29:25,443 --> 01:29:29,982 he had traveled vast distances, enduring many hardships... 1314 01:29:30,240 --> 01:29:33,732 Abject poverty, starvation, 1315 01:29:33,994 --> 01:29:38,488 show tunes... you name it. 1316 01:29:38,748 --> 01:29:43,208 From across the room, he saw her. She was perfect. 1317 01:29:43,461 --> 01:29:46,624 He knew almost nothing about her, and she didn't know much more about him. 1318 01:29:46,882 --> 01:29:49,624 It was exactly how it was supposed to be. 1319 01:29:49,885 --> 01:29:52,718 He brought her to his room. 1320 01:29:52,971 --> 01:29:57,806 The lights were soft, the moment was right... 1321 01:29:58,059 --> 01:30:02,644 And she leaned over and whispered in his ear... 1322 01:30:02,898 --> 01:30:05,059 'Do you love me?' 1323 01:30:06,651 --> 01:30:09,063 thoughts raced through his mind... 1324 01:30:09,321 --> 01:30:11,482 'Did she really want him? 1325 01:30:11,740 --> 01:30:14,402 What had he done to deserve this bounty? 1326 01:30:14,659 --> 01:30:16,365 Does god exist? 1327 01:30:16,620 --> 01:30:18,235 Who invented liquid soap and why?' 1328 01:30:21,082 --> 01:30:22,447 'do you love me?" 1329 01:30:23,627 --> 01:30:28,712 Staring into her eyes, he knew that she really needed to hear it. 1330 01:30:30,258 --> 01:30:31,998 And for the first time in his life he knew 1331 01:30:32,260 --> 01:30:35,252 these were no longer just words. 1332 01:30:35,513 --> 01:30:38,550 And if he said it, 1333 01:30:38,808 --> 01:30:40,719 it would be a lie. 1334 01:30:40,977 --> 01:30:43,684 'Do you love me?' She whispered. 1335 01:30:43,939 --> 01:30:45,895 'Do you love me?' 1336 01:30:46,149 --> 01:30:48,515 it would not be tonight. 1337 01:30:49,778 --> 01:30:52,360 The answer was, 'no mm 1338 01:30:52,614 --> 01:30:54,400 male classmate: He was a traitor! 1339 01:30:57,661 --> 01:31:00,118 Male classmate: You blew it, man! 1340 01:31:06,836 --> 01:31:09,248 You didn't sleep with her? 1341 01:31:09,506 --> 01:31:11,337 Still seeing Jason? 1342 01:31:12,592 --> 01:31:15,049 Broke up. 1343 01:31:15,303 --> 01:31:18,136 That's too bad. 1344 01:31:23,979 --> 01:31:25,890 You didn't sleep with her. 1345 01:31:27,190 --> 01:31:29,351 She wasn't my type. 1346 01:31:49,754 --> 01:31:54,589 Male singer: Just because you're near 1347 01:31:55,844 --> 01:31:59,086 the cold nights grow warmer 1348 01:32:00,140 --> 01:32:04,600 heaven's not so far away 1349 01:32:05,687 --> 01:32:08,975 whisper in my ear 1350 01:32:11,109 --> 01:32:13,896 gentle is the darkness 1351 01:32:14,154 --> 01:32:16,861 keep your secrets here 1352 01:32:18,366 --> 01:32:20,573 girl, then dream on 1353 01:32:20,827 --> 01:32:22,488 then dream on 1354 01:32:22,746 --> 01:32:25,829 dreaming all the world's an actor 1355 01:32:26,082 --> 01:32:27,868 in your play 1356 01:32:28,126 --> 01:32:31,914 it can all go your way 1357 01:32:38,011 --> 01:32:42,129 Dreaming all of this magnificence is yours 1358 01:32:42,390 --> 01:32:46,429 it will never slip away 1359 01:32:48,021 --> 01:32:50,888 slip away 1360 01:33:27,143 --> 01:33:31,102 Just because you're near 1361 01:33:32,857 --> 01:33:36,941 nothing seems to matter 1362 01:33:37,195 --> 01:33:42,565 just the softness of your hair 1363 01:33:42,826 --> 01:33:45,943 let it all in here 1364 01:33:47,789 --> 01:33:50,952 gentle is the darkness 1365 01:33:51,209 --> 01:33:55,202 filled with your perfume 1366 01:33:55,463 --> 01:33:57,419 girl, then dream on 1367 01:33:57,674 --> 01:33:59,505 then dream on 1368 01:33:59,759 --> 01:34:03,001 dreaming all the world's an actor 1369 01:34:03,263 --> 01:34:04,924 in your play 1370 01:34:05,181 --> 01:34:08,639 it can all go your way 1371 01:34:12,021 --> 01:34:13,727 hey, dream on 1372 01:34:13,982 --> 01:34:18,942 dreaming all of this magnificence is yours 1373 01:34:19,195 --> 01:34:23,154 it will never slip away 1374 01:34:25,160 --> 01:34:28,243 slip away. 99359

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