Original subtitles

During the Northern Government period

Shandong township of our country

There used to be a warlord named Peng Daihu

Suddenly one day...

He was shot to death mysteriously

Since then the area under his control was gone

This kind of murder was not a big deal...

during that period of time

Because that's typical of the Warlord Period

They took control of land with military force

On one hand they took salary from the country

On other side they took money from the people

Thus they made themselves rich and powerful

And in order to consolidate their power...

they always engaged in war and killings

This happened all the time

...as we know from History

In the 17 years...

of the Northern Government Warlord period

China have had 32 Cabinet Ministers

The total number of warlords all over the country

...is even harder to count

Although each warlord might have arisen to power

...out of different circumstances;

But the way they behaved is almost the same

Being unreasonable, and abusive of power

...were not uncommon

While some of them may be knowledgeable

...they considered themselves as law itself

Occasionally it does turn out as coincidence

Some warlords did accidentally do the right thing

...like when dealing with public cases

As soon as 'Warlord' is mentioned;

Anyone would relate it to 'wit and humour'

Warlord incidents were indeed hilarious

And their stories just keep on coming;

Welcome, welcome... A very warm welcome

Welcome...

Welcome...

Welcome...

Welcome...

What does it say?

These are the prostitutes on Weiba Road

It's divided into first, second and third class

These are all taxes

Unlicensed prostitutes haven't been taken in account

Why?

Why don't unlicensed prostitutes pay taxes?

Well...

Chief of Staff

You see, their activities are all underground

They don't have a fixed accommodation

They didn't register, so we can't make them pay

How can that be?

Taxes are the income of the province

Welfare of the people

If all those unlicensed don't pay

How can I pay my army?

No way. It has to be changed

Tonight I'll visit the brothel

I mean, not the 'visit' visit

But to investigate

I'll check for myself the brothels on Weiba Road

Hurry up... we're here to check the brothel

The Commander is here to check the brothel

Really? That's interesting

Quick...

Get into position...

Attention

Kneel down

Did you hear that? Kneel down

Come on

Stop crying

How shameful!

And you dare to cry

Where are you from?

Garden of Desire

Garden of Desire?

Go... quick...

It's here

Are you blind?

What's up with you?

Are you blind?

The Generalissimo is here

My Generalissimo!

I heard of your visit

So had to dress up myself, wash up

Hence I'm a bit late to greet you

Such stupidity!

What's the logic behind that?

Get up

Yes

Stupid you

Well...

There's another Generalissimo in the summer chamber

Having fun with Cuiyue

At first I thought it was you

But I heard his dialect isn't Shandong

Then I thought maybe he's from the north

I want you to take a rest in the winter chamber

What does that mean?

Who the hell is that fellow?

How dare he pose himself as the Generalissimo

Don't you know there can only be one Sun, right?

Yes, yes

Lead the way

Please

Oh my Generalissimo!

You're killing me

Do you really want that?

But I can't bear!

Let me get out of this

Generalissimo, Generalissimo

The women here are better

Later when I see anyone good

I'll nod to you, and you bring her back for me

Yes, sure

What happened?

How come I ain't informed of such nice people here?

The Generalissimo is here

Who is it?

Is it Yuhai?

So it's big brother?

It's me, Little Fatso

Damn! Why didn't you come to see me...

when you returned home?

But instead, you preferred a brothel!

Have a seat

The train was delayed for four hours

I arrived at the Generalissimo House

They say you went to work

I had nothing to do, so I came here

So how is it out there?

Damn it

Zhang is fighting with Hu

Hu is still resisting

Let us just watch

If Zhang loses, we'll attack Hu

If Hu loses, we'll attack Zhang

That's right

Let them keep on fighting

And we'll have our battle with the ladies

Exactly

Well?

Just now that chick, was she good?

Yep, she's really full of energy

On the exterior, a wild horse

From the inside, a jumping fish

Perfect in Cantonese

Perfect in body figure

Her oral skill is exemplary

Perfect in her scream, and I'm on to the extreme

Come, let's have a drink

No, the train is about to depart

It doesn't matter

The departure time of the train...

is upon my big brother's command

Chief of Staff

Yes

Take it from here, the prostitutes in our province;

Are not allowed to keep long hair anymore

The hair has to be cut short up to the ear

They have to wear the most fashionable gown

If they don't follow the order

I'll send them to the front line

...to be used by the soldiers

Yes

Or should it be the female students in town?

Yes

So from now on you're the Head

I'm the head of school?

Oh, how can that be?

I'm illiterate

I don't even know how to write "one"

How can I be the head of school?

What head of school?

Stupid you

I said dick head

I said you can be the head of the prostitutes

You know how to handle dick

Oh, yes, I can do that

Stupid you

You don't look bad when you smile

In the past, there used to be Peng Daihu

He was a judge for a case of decency

Any more of that now?

Any case of decency that needs to be on trial now?

Must be something at least?

You go and find out

I'm also handling a case of decency

Talking about this kind of case

It reminds me of two things

My uncle during that year...

It was called Private Adviser in the past

He went through the plaint

All he cared for was only two lines on that plaint

In the first year of the Xuantong era

There was a woman named Pandiao

Her husband had been out of town for three years

Without any news at all

So this Mrs. Pandiao...

she's like a hot rod on fire

She put on the best she could

And went about on the street

And then?

After a while

She can't stand the loneliness

So she got hooked up with her cousin

One day

The two went into the forest

To have a real "battle"

When Pandiao and her cousin...

were in whispers of love

and enjoying themselves so much;

A team of horsemen passed by

And scared the couple away!

Pandiao fled in a hurry

And accidentally

Found in the forest...

a headless body

This headless body corpse...

stirred a great sensation among the neighbors

By that time

My uncle gave them an idea

He asked Pandiao to admit that...

the headless body was of her husband

What proof did she have?

Just hold on

Of course I'll tell you that

My uncle wrote a plaint for them to the government

On the plaint were two lines

If this body is not of my husband,

Then where is he?

You said, that one is not my husband

Then where is my husband?

You go find me my husband

The next line is...

If my husband is not this body

Then who is this?

The judge didn't want to cause trouble for himself

You said this is your husband

Okay, then it's your husband

I think this woman...

couldn't wait for her husband anymore

So she just admits it

Then she can remarry

Who cares anyway!

Mom remarries after dad died

We all care for ourselves

Pandiao

Yes

Since you state that this is your husband

Then take it back for burial

Thanks so much for your wise decision

And your sharp vision

In this way...

The case was closed in such an unclear manner

Now Pandiao is a legal widow

And of course her cousin got what he wanted

And as for my uncle;

Of course he wouldn't help for nothing

So your uncle had a hidden agenda

Good for your uncle

Report

What is it?

Generalissimo

We got a case of decency

A man has raped his sister-in-law

How old is the sister-in-law?

Twenty-three

The man is twenty-four

And his brother is fifty-two.

He has sent his own wife away for the man's good

The plaintiff is the woman's mother

Named Chenzheng

An old man and a young wife

There must be some problem with this relationship

What's the name of the brother?

Last name is Nou, first name is Strength

Nou Strength?

Okay, bring in Nou Strength

Nou Strength, fifty-two

Nou Heart, twenty-four

Chen Yinbao, twenty-three

Chenzheng, fifty-three

Your honor, sir

I'm Chenzheng

Get up, get up

What era are you living in? You still kowtow?

Yinbao

Yes

Did your parents arrange marriage with Nou Strength?

Or was it through a matchmaker?

Or could it be free love?

Tell me

Your honor, it was of my own will

After her father passed away

We had no money left, so...

Shut up

I didn't ask you

Yes, yes

Yinbao

Yes

You married Nou Strength

Is he really strengthless?

Does he have strength or no strength?

Yes, I'm Nou Strength

I know you are Nou Strength

I'm asking

Do you have strength or not?

Your honor

I'm a manual labourer

Of course I've strength

You've strength?

Then how come your wife got a secret lover?

Shut up...

Your honor

My daughter doesn't have a secret lover

She was raped by Nou Heart

Yinbao

Did Nou Heart rape you?

Or did you rape Nou Heart?

Your honor

How can I rape him?

Of course it was he who raped me

Okay

Then tell me

How did Nou Heart rape you?

That day was the 28th of June

I had just finished lunch

I was washing dishes in the kitchen

Sister-in-law

What's up?

Brother said to heat this plaster for him

And put it on for him

You...

Let me go

Shut up

Nou Heart

I think, not only have you got no heart

But no bloody conscience as well

I...

What?

Damn you

You're a heartless bastard

A heartless devil

A heartless man with a brainless heart

You've planned evil thoughts with all your heart

And you've nasty desire filled in your heart

What's so funny?

You all be careful

Nou Heart

Yes

A while back you didn't have a heart, now you have one

If your heart is not content with my judgement

If your heart is not comfortable with my comment

Release all your thoughts, as well as your fart

Just now

What she told you is a lie

What lie? Bastard

Bold in raping and timid in admitting

You coward, dare not to face it!

Shut up

Why did you have to say so much?

Shouldn't expose one's family affair

Nou Strength

Yes

If you don't have much strength, then just save it

Nou Heart

Here

If what she said is a lie

Then tell me your version of truth

Yes

That day I went up to the room above the kitchen

To get the plaster for my brother

I'm sorry

I didn't know you were bathing here

Come rub my back

Rub your back? Well...

Well what? You should treat sister-in-law as your mom

Hurry up

Come

What are you doing?

You're going wild

I'm sorry, I didn't mean it

You didn't mean it?

I think you did it on purpose

You little bastard

Come, rub me quick

Lower

Get even lower

More to the front

More

Ouch!

What are you doing?

I... I�m rubbing your back

Bullshit

Rub my back?

How far did you go?

I... I...

What do you want?

You shameless rat

Sister-in-law

I want you, I want you

No... no...

Sister-in-law

Come on

Sister-in-law

Shut up...

Yinbao

Is his word true?

Or is your word true?

Of course my word is true

There aren't any women raping man...

since ancient times

You got your point there

Still, it's not easy for a man to rape a woman

Your honor

Why isn't that easy?

Man is stronger than woman

I see it not as a matter of...

who has got the greater strength

Nor is it a matter of gender

It depends on whether you have the intention or not

If you're desirous & he's impotent; no way

If he has strength, but you don't want it; also no way

You don't believe that

We'll have a test

You hold this sword, hold it

I'll hold the sheath

Stick it in, come on

Stick it in

Generalissimo

Don't move

I can't penetrate in while you're moving

That's right

Since you know it can't be stuck in during movement

...so why didn't you move that day?

What?

You repeatedly state that he raped you

I'm asking, why didn't you move then?

Give it to me

And you say that she raped you

You hold the sheath, hold it

Sheath it in, come on

Can't do it, right?

So if you didn't have that intention...

How could she have raped you?

Damn it

Give it to me

Please be merciful, your honor

It's all my fault

You can't blame my brother

Our parents died early

I've brought up this brother all by myself

My first wife died early too

It's my fate

I shouldn't have remarried a young lass

With an old husband, it must be hard on Yinbao too

My brother is young

He doesn't know a thing

It's easy to have crossed the line

How can he be blamed?

It's all my fault...

Okay okay...

Out of respect for your brother, your life is saved

Someone here

Yes

Take Nou Heart away

And give him forty slashes

Let's see if he has got a heart

Yes

Thank you, Generalissimo

Yinbao

Generalissimo

You're so young, it must be hard on you

Now that Nou Strength has divorced you

How are you two going to live from now on?

We don't have much strength nor any skills

And I'm at my old age

What can I live by?

Now I'm living with her sister

Anyway she's still young

She is still able to earn a living

By what? Living by her youth?

What kind of business is that?

Standing at the door

If a passer-by gets interested

He will come to our house to have some tea

If they get along, they will start the transaction

Transaction? What transaction?

That means to sleep together

What is your sister's name?

She is Jinbao

Oh, Jinbao and Yinbao

A measly livelihood your two daughters' prostitution

You're shameless

Stop crying

It's shameless

This is called unlicensed prostitution

Not transaction

Transaction, transaction

From now on there is no more transaction with men

Understand?

Chief of Staff

Yes

Give them two hundred dollars

And ask them not to make any transaction again

Yes

Ask them where they live

Understand?

The Generalissimo said...

To give you two hundred dollars

From now on, no more transaction with men

Understand?

Thank you sir

Where do you live?

No. 18, Weiba Road

Weiba Road

Come on...

This way

Down there to the side

The third one is their home

You go take a walk

Two hours from now...

wait for me at the theatre entrance

This private visit is confidential

If you reveal any part of it

Mind you, I'll execute you

Yes, yes

Not even my wife or my dad knows...

if or not my beard is fake

And if you let out this secret

I'll kill your whole clan

I've worked for you all these years

Don't you even trust me on that?

But, two hours is not enough

Bastard, fish in troubled waters

Your hair...

Who are you looking for?

The sisters, Jinbao and Yinbao

I'm referred by a friend

Oh, the sisters

They have washed their hands now

Washed their hands?

What does that mean?

That means 'already quit'. Sorry

Already quit!

They are so young. Why did they have to quit?

Generalissimo Feng gave them two hundred dollars

Asked them not to do it again

It's because of his word?

Of course

Generalissimo is like our parents here

He is upright and caring

The people here take his words as words of god

So the sisters quitted

Oh, Great!

To be honest with you

I'm the brother of Generalissimo Feng

It is on his orders that I'm here to visit you both

No wonder you look familiar!

Please take a seat inside

It has been a mess up here

I hope you wouldn't mind

Please be seated

I'll get you some tea

I'll get you some tobacco

Who is it?

The brother of Generalissimo Feng is here to see us

Please take a seat

Okay, okay

It's a nice place here

Please have a smoke

Please pardon our dirtiness and mess here

I'll go get some wine as well as refreshments

I suggest you have dinner here

Don't go

Be careful

We've got lots of rats here, you know

He looks so much alike the Generalissimo

They're brothers, you see!

The Generalissimo has beard, looks better than him

As caring as our guardian

Good

If anyone again says that prostitutes are heartless,

I'll shoot that fellow

You'll shoot?!

What I mean is...

If from now on anyone says so again...

I'll inform my brother & have that person executed

That's right, a good sign

When you return to the Generalissimo house

Please tell this to the Generalissimo for us

That we sisters have decided to be nuns

Nuns?

Why?

He has been so good to us. If it was in the past...

We'd have married him as a gesture of gratitude

Marry him?

Good, but it doesn't have to be the past

You can do that now, anytime

But Generalissimo has already got so many wives

We're not good enough to be one of them

So...

So you want to be a nun instead

You shouldn't have to, that's a waste

It isn't worth it

You two go out first

I'll ask the Generalissimo to be here at once

The Generalissimo?

Yes, the Generalissimo

My brother comes and goes as a spirit

No one can predict his arrival

You two stay outside for a while

He will be here soon

Don't peep

Okay, okay, go

Jinbao, Yinbao

Yes

Come in

Yeah?

Where is he?

Jinbao, Yinbao

Generalissimo

Get up quick

Generalissimo

How's your foot?

Go quickly in the room and lay down

Yes, I'll get you some medicine

How is it?

How does it feel? Better?

Yes, it feels great

Great, I wish my left foot had been hurt too

Then you sisters could have had one foot each

I'm sure I'd have felt even better

What a joke, Generalissimo

What's up?

Mouse

Where is it?

Where is it?

What happened? Generalissimo?

This mouse is mine

Really

I told you the mouse in our house won't be that big

That's true

Hey

What are you doing?

I'm checking for mouse

There's a mouse

Generalissimo

Bet I'm gonna get ya

Don't hit me

You heartless thing

I'll kill you today

You ungrateful rat

If it wasn't for me

You think you can be a Generalissimo?

Generalissimo

Please leave him with some dignity

Dignity for him?

Did he show me any?

There are all these mistresses at home

Yet he went to Weiba Road to catch mouse...

with whores. And even two of them!

Damn it

Calm down

Made me so angry!

Please take a rest

Bitch

Generalissimo

Congratulations

Thank you, thank you

Meet the wife of our Russian Ambassador

Thank you very much

Congratulations

Princess of France, Maria

How are you?

One bamboo

One bamboo, got it

Three wan

This way please

Master asks for you

Isn't madam with him now?

Madam is serving tobacco for Master

Master said his feet felt very itchy

He wants you to massage it

Really

My feet are even more itchy

You take my place here

Okay

Hurry

Hongyu

This maid isn't so good

She didn't do it strongly enough

You do it better, come, come

How disgusting!

You did it so well

Feels so comfortable

Dad, take a pear

Cut a slice for me

How can this pear be divided up?

Hongyu, I'm telling you

Don't you even dream of leaving me behind

Ever since I got you with me

I'm in heaven from top to toe

I can never leave you

Disgusting

Report

Damn it, what a moment to report

Come in

Master

The play "Promotion" is ready

The show is about to begin

The Generalissimo is waiting for you and madam

Okay, okay, to the show

Hongyu, let's go for the show

I'm not going, I want to play mahjong

Okay, okay, you go to play mahjong

I'll go to the show

Come, come, to the show

Generalissimo, Master is here

The Master is here

Have a seat, please have a seat

Dad

Stop the show

Stop it, stop it

Stop it

Tell the manager to come over

Ask your manager to come out

Manager

Manager

Something's wrong

What happened?

The Master is very mad

Go see for yourself

Shit! What kind of a show is this?

Damn it

Hurry

Master, what do you want?

This is driving me crazy

What is it that they are singing? Damn it

Dad, don't be angry

What's your show?

What are you singing?

Alone all the way, defeating all the enemies

Union at the gate is a play with happy ending

To wish you live as long as the South Mountain

As the South Mountain

What mountain?

Where did Guangong come from?

He's from Puzhou of Shanxi

Oh, so he's from Puzhou of Shanxi

Then why did he come to Shandong to kill?

Erhuzi

Dad

Have you given out the order yet?

Not yet

All these your brothers here

All these shows are approved by the Generalissimo

Why don't we have some hero from Shandong?

Don't we have a hero named Qinqiong from Shandong?

Yes, yes, yes, I'll ask them to change

Come back

Let me ask you

Which one of them is more talented?

They have never had a fight with each other

Why don't we let them have a match?

A match?

That couldn't be

Guangong belongs to the Han Dynasty

Qinqiong is from the Tang Dynasty

There are six or seven hundred years between them

That's why they never have a match

We people from Shandong are very straightforward

I don't care Han or Tang, let them have a match

Oh?

What "oh"?

My dad said a match, and it's a match

Now the opera is "Guangong battling Qinqiong"

What? What's that?

Are you nuts? Are you too tired?

One is Han Dynasty, the other is Tang

Can they fight with each other?

We won't

Will you, baby?

We have to sing it no matter what

He said if we don't sing that opera...

He won't let us go

Nor even pay us

One would have to starve for three days

What? Isn't that abusive?

My friend

Since we're under them

How can we not obey

If they really lock us up here

How can our whole group stand it

What should we sing? There's no script

Just improvise it on stage

Guanping, change your costume

And you'll be Qinqiong

Qinqiong?

Put on a warrior look

Why?

This costume is fine

What's so "warrior" about that opera?

Oh, we'll only be pretending

No, without a warrior look...

You can't play Qinqiong, especially in the scene

When he was captured in the Paradise Lodge

Dress up as he was in the Wagang Stockade

When you appear on stage as Qinqiong

Appear as the brave and honorable Commander

What about me?

You can just go like that

Please do it as a favor to me

Thank you, everybody

What does it say on there?

Guangong battling Qinqiong

Oh yes, it's them

That's right

No food if they don't sing

Hurry up...

Okay...

Guangong, your turn

Coming... it's ready

Just follow the script here

Go on, hurry

To catch fire at the Li Mountain

Disgusting!

Yes, it's quite right

You're far beyond

This is my homeland. You go back to yours

Good... good...

Very good

Generalissimo

Mistress Fourth has fled

What? Fled?

It happened just now

With whom?

Tang Wenzheng

Tang Wenzheng?

Damn it, this bastard

Who? Who has fled?

Hongyu, your new wife

And my Mistress Fourth

Has fled with my two adjutants

Damn it

Go and get them back quickly

You all stupid good-for-nothing

Master

Dad

Damn that jerk

He must have eaten the heart of leopard

So that he dares to pull the hair of a tiger's mouth

Zhao Xuerui

Yes

Go and arrest those jerks back quickly

Yes

Yes what? Damn you

Take action and don�t just stand there

All these good-for-nothing

Hold it there

Over there

Hurry up...

Don't go

Let me go, let go of me!

Take them back

Bitch, didn't you say you'll flee with me?

You ain't worth it

To hell with you, Go

You jerk, you've no loyalty at all

A friend's wife can't be taken

You know that?

A friend's wife? Your wife?

Or is she your wife?

She's not mine, nor yours

She's ours

Ours? Then why did you take her away?

Damn you, take him

Take him

Zhao Xuerui, I'm sorry to have known you

I don't know you

Take them back

Generalissimo, they're all here

Go... kneel down

Kneel down

Bloody tramp

She has slept with my dad

She's my mom too no matter what

Let her stand

Yes

Up...

Damn that bastard

I heard that you're from Guangdong

No... I�m from Guangxi

If you are from Guangdong...

Are you trying to insult my mom?

Are you trying to have a go with my mom?

No... not really... no

Damn you

I won't dare to

It's she who ordered me

To sleep with her, to make her comfortable

So did you sleep with her?

That...

She ordered me to sleep with her

So I could only obey

So you have slept with her, eh!

How many times?

More than ten

More than ten times?

So how many times exactly?

I forgot

You forgot, you forgot

Damn it

More than ten times

One time is too much already

You're insulting me intentionally

I won't dare

Oh, yeah?

You've slept with my mom

That means insulting my dad

And that means insulting me

No... no

No?

Yes, yes

And you told me "no"?

Please pardon me, Generalissimo...

I do want to pardon you, but not this once

Damn it

Guards

Yes

Make him stand upright

Yes

Look at your stupid face

You think you can sleep with my mom

I don't quite believe that

I have to see it to believe it

I won't give up till I'm satisfied

I do want to see how you do it

Or how long can you!

Come

Yes

Take them to the room

I'd like to see how much stamina he has

One, two, three, four

Two, two, three, four

Three, two, three, four, four, two

Let me go, leave me alone

On the march, charge

Come on

I have to...

I have to die

We'll die together

Okay, I'll let you two die together

Take him out

Yes

Kneel down

Tang Wenzheng

Yes

Yes, yes, yes, yes

Damn you

Do you have me in your eyes?

You are too bold

Hu Wenhao make me a cuckold

And you make me a cuckold too

Damn you, fucking bastard

Number Four

You cheap little slut

I gave you all the treasures you desired

You are covered with gold and jewellery

I even gave you the stars in the sky

I've never ill-treated you

I don't care about gold and jewellery

Then what do you want?

I want you

You want me?

Of course I want you

Other people practice monogamy

But you are a polygamist

And even visit brothels to get more women

Sometimes I can't even see you once in a month

But every night you went to bed with someone

And I'm always the lonely one

Alone during the day, alone at night

I love you

But you don't love me

Of course I'll love someone else then

Damn it, this is so true

Tang Wenzheng

Yes

I know you have it

I'm asking you, do you have a wife

Generalissimo

I'm still single

Then do you love her?

Generalissimo, I dare not say it

Damn you, you had even slept with her

And you dare not say it?

Come on, say it

I love

Love, love, love who?

Tell me clearly, do you love her or not?

I love her

That's it

That's it?

She's a catholic

What's your religion?

Me too, Generalissimo

Someone here

Yes

Get me a bible

Yes

Get up, and assume your positions

Man on left and woman on the right

Damn it

Man on left and woman on the right

Put your hand on the bible

Fengwen

Do you consent to marrying my adjutant Wenzheng?

I do

Tang Wenzheng

Do you consent to marry my wife Fengwen?

I do

I'm sorry for you

Exchange of gifts

Generalissimo, I don't have any

Just now you have everything

But now you've got nothing

Take it

Here is a thousand

Take it

Thanks, Generalissimo

We'll never forget you

I've set up a family for you

I'll also set up a career for you

Let's say, make you a county magistrate

Starting from next month

You're the county magistrate of the Ye County

Thanks for your kindness

We'll never forget you

Thank you, Generalissimo

Come back

Pull out all your guns

From now on, if you're unfaithful to her

Damn you

You know what I'll do

I know

Go

Go!

Who else is lonely here

Who else has a problem sleeping at night

Who doesn't have a wife

Or who aspires to be a county magistrate

Since I'm in a good mood today

You can all come out

Come out, come out

Get into position

Men on left and women on the right

I'll do it till the end

And the majority have the say

All of you are my subordinates

With me you've experienced moments of life & death

We have all risked our lives

And you've all stayed by me

We went to the battlefield together

I almost lost my life

As Mistress Fourth once said to me:

Sharing the joy is better than keeping it to yourself

Okay, get me the calendar

Yes

This day is not good for construction

Not good for funeral

Not good for wedding

Not good for bathing

Not good for eating

Damn it, can there be a day not good for eating?

Instead of picking one day according to the book

Let's just make it tomorrow

Brides and grooms enter the room

Chief witness enters the room

Chief witness presents a speech

Ladies and gentlemen

Brothers, sisters and parents

Brides and grooms

Today is the happiest day for the whole province

The people of the province are happy

All the guests are happy

The brides and grooms are happy

Everybody is happy

And so I am happy

What I'm happy about is that...

All the grooms

Are my friends in the battlefield

They have stayed with me in the past

Very skilful in all eighteen types of martial arts

And all the brides

They used to be either above or under me

All of them are so charming

And very skilful in all thirty-six skills in bed

In the past they are all my wives

But they want freedom and equality

I too encourage love freedom and equality

So I allow them to love and marry freely

I hope that my generous love

Can set an example for the whole country

And bring this generosity to a higher level

Starting from today

All of you are husband and wife

Legally and officially

Tonight at nine o'clock

Before you go on to make love

I will arrange specially in my room

A quiet and isolated session of sermon

For every bride

All the brides line up, turn left

Follow me

Why do we need to be preached?

Keep one line

Generalissimo

All the brides are here

Ask them to come in one by one

Yes

Go in, go in

Generalissimo

Strip, from top to toe

Strip, hurry up

Generalissimo

You call me Generalissimo at this moment?

Call me big brother

Big Brother

Be patient

When you were my wife in the past

You make me a cuckold

Now you're someone else's wife

I'll make him a cuckold too

Next

You, go in

Strip, from top to toe

In the past you make him a cuckold

Now he made you one

He can do whatever he likes

But not the same for the others

Everyone get in position, the Generalissimo is here

Line up

Attention

Stand easy

Very good. I want to say that...

My wives are all your wives now

I wish you all a happy...

and long-lasting marriage

Now I have some souvenirs for the grooms

I'm equally good to all of you

Gift depends not on monetary value

But the thoughts behind it.

Come on

Come on

Don't be shy

Each of you get one

When I say one two three

You have to wear it

One, two, three

Good, good

All of you are now men of the green

And I'm a red revolutionary

This is really a red rose among green leaves

Generalissimo

On behalf of all of us, we've something for you

It's all on this paper

The head of cuckold

Damn it

You want me to be the head of cuckold?

Charge

During that confusing period of time

In order to expand their own power

Warlords used to suppress the people, some even...

Betrayed the country and hooked up with foreigners

The western power during that time...

wanted so much to divide up China

And fulfil their own interest

So we can for sure say that

During the Northern Government era

Even though there are enough talents among warlords

...But it didn't help!

They have no contribution to China at all

Their greatest goal was to fight among each other

You kill me, I kill you

Lock them all up

Quiet

Shut up...

Down with the warlords

We need freedom and democracy

Down with the warlords

Down with the warlords

Down with the warlords

Can warlords really be defeated?

Can there be an end to the triumph of warlords?

Feng Yucheng is defeated

Then we have this big fat Hu Yuhan

...to be the new warlord

He is also welcomed by the people

He also thinks himself as the great and powerful

So that is why during the era of warlords...

There actually wasn't any warlord

Because a new warlord means an old one gone

When a new warlord came to power...

He'd eventually be defeated by another warlord

This phenomenon of killing and seizure of power,

keeps on repeating itself

Until the Northern Expedition succeeded;

It brought about an end to that phenomenon