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Previously on The Real L Word...
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I don't know why you have to
be such a bitch all the time.
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I'm not a bitch.
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You're a fucking
self-entitled little asshole.
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You know, Kiyomi and I
never had a conversation
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after we had a fight,
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and I'm not really sure
where I stand with the band.
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The day-to-day of it is really,
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really hard to get to that,
like, 45 minutes of pure joy
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when we're playing together.
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Next time I break up with you,
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this is what I want you to do.
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Shut your mouth.
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Don't sleep with all those girls,
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'cause then they come at me.
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Like, "oh, I slept with your girl."
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And I want to punch them.
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You better keep it in your damn pants.
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- I'm horny.
- You're horny?
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- Because you fucked her ex.
- But then, why would she...
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A lot of people fucked her ex.
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It's definitely come out
that there's been some tension
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on Romi's part towards Lauren.
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Cori went into preterm labor,
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so Charlie... she couldn't survive.
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We are both brokenhearted.
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And leaving the house
has been really difficult,
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but just time we ripped the band-aid off.
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I didn't lie.
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Yeah, you did.
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Like, you're so about you.
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It's you, you, you, you, you, you.
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Amanda was supposed to
meet me four hours ago.
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I'm just mad 'cause she lied.
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She's like, "I'm gonna run some errands,"
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and I'm fairly sure she went
to go see an ex-girlfriend.
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So when are you officially coming home?
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I don't know.
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Are you telling me you're coming home?
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What?
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Maybe I'm being being lied to again.
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When I came out and I saw you talking...
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You didn't even say hi. I
was like, "hey," and you...
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I was talking to my friends, Ali.
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My relationship with Ali
is becoming quite toxic.
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It's gotten into a cycle where
we fight and then we make up.
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- What's going on?
- What's your name?
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- Kiyomi.
- Lauren.
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Both: Nice to meet you.
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I think Lauren is pretty hot.
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Don't judge me. Rachel
just put a hair mask.
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She's like, "your is hair so dead."
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- Did she dye it too...
- No.
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Or just cut it? Oh. What'd she cut?
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Not really, she just, like,
evened it out a little bit.
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- Oh.
- I have to tell you something.
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What? You sound excited.
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Um, I just got off the
phone with New York.
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With New York? What?
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So I was talking to my ex,
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and we're gonna see if we can make it work
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and not see other people.
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But wait, when you left, how was it?
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What do you mean? When we left...
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When I left, like, we were still together.
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You were still together when you left?
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That's not what you told me.
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When I was in New York, I made a point
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to hang out with my ex-girlfriend.
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We had a blast together.
And now I'm just trying
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to figure out if there
is something still there.
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Um, and if there is,
that's probably gonna play
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into my decision to be moving back or not.
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How's that gonna work?
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I don't know yet. This,
like, just happened,
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so I'm gonna have to, like, figure it out.
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I mean, whether it ends up
being like a bi-coastal thing...
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I think there's just,
like, a lot of things
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that are gonna, like, play into it.
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You know what I mean? Like...
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Like what?
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You know, like work
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and what I'm doing and like what...
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You know, obviously,
like, where I'm based.
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- And like...
- That's what I'm saying.
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Like, how are you gonna be based somewhere
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where the person you love is not?
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I know, we're gonna have to figure it out.
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I would hope, like, if
you're gonna move back
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that you would give me,
like, advance notice,
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so I could, like, find
another roommate and stuff.
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- Woof.
- What?
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I don't know. That's
just, like, so extreme.
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No, I mean, this is, like, a relationship
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- you're stepping back into.
- Yeah.
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It's not too extreme for
me to think that it could be
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more serious than even
you're imagining right now.
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Like, I feel like sometimes
you try to fool yourself
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as much as sometimes you try to fool me.
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I don't really know
what Lauren's problem is
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as far as me and my ex-girlfriend.
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I, in a very strong way, wish
she could just be happy for me,
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but it's like she's jealous or something.
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At this point, like, you have recently
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been dishonest to me about stuff.
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Like when we were in New York and, like,
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you just lied to me about
where you've been, you know,
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like... or where you're
going or something, you know.
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It's like, you tell
these little white lies,
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and I don't know whether
to, like, believe you.
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I don't know.
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It is what it is, you know?
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Okay.
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- Hey, baby.
- What?
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It's our first Dinah together.
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- I know. Are you excited?
- Yeah.
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We've never done it sober together.
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- Yeah.
- And we've never done it as a couple.
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Dinah shore is a weekend
that all the lesbians
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from all over the world fly in to party.
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And it does feel a little bit
like high school spring break.
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You need your outfit for the white party?
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I have it.
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I think it's really just
a place that people go
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to get wasted and fuck people.
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Like, people break up
with their girlfriends
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just to go to Dinah and fuck other people,
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and then get back from Dinah Shore
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and get back with their girlfriends.
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I'm just excited to lay out
by the pool and get some sun.
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You think it'll be fun?
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- It's gonna be fun.
- You think so?
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I need a vacation.
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- You think this is a vacation?
- Mm...
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Have you seen our schedule?
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Dinah is going to be
very different this year,
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because I was asked to host and
attend events as a "celesbian."
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A "celesbian" is a
lesbian that's a celebrity.
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And they're very rare.
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There's not a whole lot of us.
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So I have work to do.
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Do you need another bag?
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You are not taking that. Okay.
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- Babushka.
- No.
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Not happening. Here.
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Take all that shit out, Kelsey.
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Let's just try this
weekend to, like, have fun
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and, like, stay out of
as much drama as possible.
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Well, as long as I stay away
from the drama, I'm fine.
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We're sticking together all weekend.
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You leave me out there alone
for the wolves to get me,
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I will fucking murder you.
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I'm gonna be hosting events, I'm sure,
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with Whitney and Sara all weekend.
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And I know that Lauren and Amanda
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will probably be right next to them.
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I pray to God that they're not so
drunk that they wanna start drama.
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I'm just praying that I
can, like, slide by Dinah
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without being, like, drunkenly attacked.
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I'm seriously... like, if
they walk up to me and...
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Stare and look at you.
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Stare and look at me, I'm
just gonna walk away...
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I think I'll start laughing,
to be honest with you.
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I think, also, I'm gonna be like, "why?"
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Like, "why?" 'Cause we
have to do events with them,
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because we're working, so let's just host,
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do what we're supposed
to do, and walk away.
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I have no intentions of
speaking to any of them.
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I'm trying to be respectful of Romi,
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and I wanna make her happy.
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And if she doesn't want
me around certain people,
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I'm definitely not gonna
be around certain people.
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Romi's usually right
about certain people, so...
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Should I bring boxing gloves?
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Oh, we should pack this.
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Just in case any of
those lesbians get crazy.
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I'll cut a bitch this weekend
if they even fuck with me,
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and if they fuck with you.
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- This is cute.
- Yeah.
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There they are.
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- Hello.
- Hi.
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- How are you doing?
- How are you, Sara?
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Good, long time no see. Good, how are you?
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This is like a big kid's table.
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- I mean, it is.
- How are you guys doing?
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- Better.
- Yeah, we're doing better.
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We can leave the house now.
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It took a while, but it put a big
"together forever" stamp on us.
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Yeah.
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So we're leaving tomorrow for Dinah.
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Are you guys going to Dinah?
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Shut the fuck up.
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Are you seriously going to Dinah?
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I'll meet you at the pool, motherfucker.
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I can't believe we're going either.
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I have a feeling that we're gonna go
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and probably go for, like,
ten minutes and then say,
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"this is not for us."
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Cori and I have never been to Dinah Shore,
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and some of our friends are going.
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And after several months
of begging and pleading,
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we decided to give in and go.
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I mean, Jesus, we haven't left the house
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for how long, and now we're
gonna go to Dinah Shore?
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It's quite an entrance back into society.
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I challenge you to come hang out
with us at the pool party one day.
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I think I heard a rumor that you're
gonna be hosting a dating show.
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- Yeah.
- Is that for real?
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- Yeah!
- Yeah.
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I'm off the market, so I'm hosting.
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The, uh, "daters" are
Romi and I guess Kelsey.
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People are competing
to get dates with them.
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I don't know why.
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But...
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So are you not talking to Romi anymore?
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No, we have abandoned
negative people in our lives.
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Romi is one of them.
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She has done shady things.
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Even last Dinah, what happened was,
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we were supposed to be friends
at that time, and me and Whitney
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had gotten into a fight, but she
knew how much I loved Whitney.
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Even if we weren't,
like, perfect, you know.
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And she made out with her in
the pool and looked right at me,
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and was like... you're on your own and...
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if she could push me off a
cliff and nobody knew about it,
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- she would.
- She would.
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It's hard to hear, because
I love Romi so much.
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She's become an actual
friend through all this.
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And she... you know, she's
constantly checking in with us
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to see how we're doing,
and she's a great person.
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And to hear anyone talk poorly of anyone
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that I really care about is hard.
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And I really want to stay
neutral and just, you know...
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they have their own...
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but it's hard, 'cause I
wanna defend her and say,
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"no, you're wrong."
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You know, we care about you guys.
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We care about her. I just wanna...
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- I know.
- Just make sure that...
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I just... I don't know.
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I don't want to be in
the middle, I just...
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Yeah, of course.
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- I said I don't trust you.
- Why?
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What did I do?
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And you're just gonna leave...
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and you're just gonna leave and that's it?
248
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This weekend is Dinah Shore,
249
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and the band has been asked
to play a couple songs.
250
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Ali will not be coming
and I'm kind of glad,
251
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because we've been fighting a lot.
252
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You started the fight. Like,
I've done nothing wrong.
253
00:11:41,245 --> 00:11:43,213
- I didn't start the fight.
- Yes, you did.
254
00:11:44,849 --> 00:11:47,451
Like, really, what the
fuck is your problem?
255
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Your phone's going off.
256
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I don't care.
257
00:11:56,527 --> 00:11:59,496
Listen, I think it's the
girl that you slept with.
258
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Ali lied to me about
how she knew this girl
259
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who she'd been hanging
out with the whole time
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that I was on tour.
261
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She had ended up sleeping with the girl.
262
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And, you know, Ali is allowed
to do whatever she wants,
263
00:12:13,881 --> 00:12:15,915
and I'm allowed to do whatever I want,
264
00:12:15,949 --> 00:12:18,918
but I'm always honest and,
you know, I straight-up
265
00:12:18,953 --> 00:12:22,422
asked her how she knew this
girl, and she lied to me.
266
00:12:22,456 --> 00:12:25,958
I don't care if you fucking fisted a cat.
267
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Just tell me the truth
and then I don't care.
268
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Do you understand?
That's all I care about.
269
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Like, we're being so aggressive right now,
270
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because if you're gonna leave again,
271
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and you wanna be able
to do what you want...
272
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I wanna be in my
apartment, like, fuckin'...
273
00:12:40,237 --> 00:12:42,872
See, it's like there's nothing
I can do that's good enough.
274
00:12:42,907 --> 00:12:44,141
I keep trying to, like, fight for you,
275
00:12:44,175 --> 00:12:46,443
and it's, like, exhausting.
276
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It is exhausting to be with me.
277
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I'm not in a non-monogamous
relationship with her to hurt her.
278
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I'm in it because, mentally,
279
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I am not ready to be with somebody again.
280
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I'm not ready to commit and I
can't give her what she fully needs.
281
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I really don't want to do this.
282
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I was with this woman for two years.
283
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I was super in love,
284
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and we were gonna move in together.
285
00:13:12,904 --> 00:13:14,738
And so I guess when I was on tour,
286
00:13:14,772 --> 00:13:20,043
she got this job offer in San Francisco.
287
00:13:20,078 --> 00:13:22,646
And, like, a week into the tour,
288
00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:26,049
she just took the job
without talking to me.
289
00:13:26,084 --> 00:13:30,886
And she moved across the
country before I even came back.
290
00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:32,588
That was a year ago.
291
00:13:32,622 --> 00:13:36,057
And the most... the most messed
up thing about that break up
292
00:13:36,092 --> 00:13:39,193
is that I haven't seen
her once since she left.
293
00:13:39,228 --> 00:13:41,162
And I don't want to do that again.
294
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I don't want to give myself up completely
295
00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:46,100
for somebody to just rip me a.
296
00:13:46,135 --> 00:13:49,003
You're not being fair to
me at all... you're not.
297
00:13:49,038 --> 00:13:51,106
You're, like, searching for
me to do something wrong.
298
00:13:51,140 --> 00:13:53,776
And I haven't done anything wrong.
299
00:13:53,810 --> 00:13:57,579
You just get so stuck in your
head and you get so stubborn.
300
00:13:57,614 --> 00:14:00,078
Kiyomi is always used to being in control.
301
00:14:00,113 --> 00:14:02,612
She's the most stubborn
person I've ever met.
302
00:14:02,646 --> 00:14:05,282
And when she gets a thought
into her mind or if she gets mad,
303
00:14:05,316 --> 00:14:07,584
she sees red and there's
no getting through to her.
304
00:14:07,618 --> 00:14:09,119
You have to wait it out with her.
305
00:14:09,153 --> 00:14:10,587
I don't know what's true anymore.
306
00:14:10,621 --> 00:14:12,189
Then I will continue to fight for this
307
00:14:12,223 --> 00:14:14,057
until you tell me to just stop.
308
00:14:14,092 --> 00:14:22,266
I don't think that I should
come back here after this trip.
309
00:14:22,300 --> 00:14:24,869
This shit's not fuckin' for me.
310
00:14:24,903 --> 00:14:27,237
I'm realizing I can't
keep doing this with her.
311
00:14:27,272 --> 00:14:30,407
Like, I think the best
thing for Ali and I right now
312
00:14:30,442 --> 00:14:32,309
is to give each other space.
313
00:14:56,364 --> 00:14:57,964
Babe, how close are you?
314
00:14:57,999 --> 00:14:59,899
Not very close.
315
00:14:59,934 --> 00:15:01,968
Uh, me neither. Okay, uh, let me get my...
316
00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:03,636
What is all this shit everywhere?
317
00:15:03,671 --> 00:15:05,238
I tried to sort it.
318
00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:08,007
But look, it's... this
is your pile of stuff
319
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,809
I didn't know, my pile,
your pile of stuff.
320
00:15:09,843 --> 00:15:11,611
That's, yeah, sleeping stuff.
321
00:15:11,645 --> 00:15:12,945
We're not going away for
that many days, you know.
322
00:15:12,979 --> 00:15:14,580
Donna and I still haven't packed,
323
00:15:14,615 --> 00:15:17,149
and the flight's gonna leave in an hour.
324
00:15:17,184 --> 00:15:18,584
I don't think we're making this flight.
325
00:15:18,619 --> 00:15:20,119
I don't think this is gonna work.
326
00:15:20,154 --> 00:15:23,690
We gotta rush. There's still a chance.
327
00:15:23,725 --> 00:15:27,694
My position in Hunter Valentine at
this point is still sort of ambivalent.
328
00:15:27,728 --> 00:15:30,363
So missing a flight to a
big show out in Palm Springs
329
00:15:30,398 --> 00:15:32,699
is not the best thing in terms of trying
330
00:15:32,733 --> 00:15:35,134
to figure out where I fit in the band.
331
00:15:35,169 --> 00:15:36,135
All right. Ready?
332
00:15:36,170 --> 00:15:38,538
No. Sorry, babe.
333
00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:47,713
How many of these bags are coming with us?
334
00:15:47,748 --> 00:15:49,449
I don't know.
335
00:15:49,483 --> 00:15:52,452
This is Sara and I's
third year going together,
336
00:15:52,486 --> 00:15:56,289
and hopefully it'll be our
first year leaving together.
337
00:15:56,324 --> 00:15:58,892
Babe, did we get a room
next to Lauren and Amanda's?
338
00:15:58,926 --> 00:16:00,360
Yes.
339
00:16:00,395 --> 00:16:01,862
We don't have a lot of time, do we?
340
00:16:01,896 --> 00:16:04,031
It's my first Dinah taken.
341
00:16:04,065 --> 00:16:07,334
I guess I've hung my Dinah ho hat up.
342
00:16:07,368 --> 00:16:09,569
My Dinah ho hat has been hung.
343
00:16:09,604 --> 00:16:11,371
We gotta get this show on the road.
344
00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:13,639
I mean, yeah.
345
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:21,714
- Hunter Valentine?
- That's right.
346
00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:23,149
- Yup.
- Right this way.
347
00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:24,550
Somer missed the flight,
348
00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:26,085
and were playing Dinah Shore tomorrow,
349
00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:28,221
and I think it's completely ridiculous
350
00:16:28,255 --> 00:16:30,924
that we've been given
such a great opportunity,
351
00:16:30,958 --> 00:16:33,661
and we can't remain professional about it.
352
00:16:33,695 --> 00:16:36,231
I think we should just leave.
353
00:16:36,266 --> 00:16:39,268
- Not wait for Somer?
- Nope.
354
00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:41,504
How is she gonna figure it out?
355
00:16:41,538 --> 00:16:42,738
Just, so we're gonna leave her?
356
00:16:42,773 --> 00:16:44,506
Yup. Outta here.
357
00:16:51,247 --> 00:16:55,451
I just think it's one more thing
on the score card for Somer.
358
00:16:55,485 --> 00:16:58,454
You know what, guys? Can
we not make it a big issue?
359
00:16:58,489 --> 00:17:00,890
I swear, 'cause I cannot
make it a big issue,
360
00:17:00,925 --> 00:17:02,959
like, the whole keyboard thing on tour.
361
00:17:02,994 --> 00:17:05,929
I feel bad that Somer
and Donna are not gonna
362
00:17:05,964 --> 00:17:09,132
get a ride to Dinah Shore with us,
363
00:17:09,166 --> 00:17:10,967
but it's Kiyomi's band.
364
00:17:11,001 --> 00:17:13,737
She calls the shots,
whether or not I like it.
365
00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:15,738
I don't want to talk about it anymore,
366
00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:19,442
but it's becoming blatantly apparent
367
00:17:19,476 --> 00:17:24,480
that she cannot fulfill this
role in the band, like...
368
00:17:24,515 --> 00:17:25,782
It's true.
369
00:17:35,694 --> 00:17:37,428
♪ Dinah-nah-nah ♪
370
00:17:37,463 --> 00:17:38,896
♪ di-nah-nah-nah ♪
371
00:17:45,304 --> 00:17:48,072
Okay, there's 15,000
lesbians this weekend.
372
00:17:48,107 --> 00:17:49,774
- I know.
- That is insane.
373
00:17:49,808 --> 00:17:51,342
That's kind of really terrifying.
374
00:17:51,377 --> 00:17:53,177
It is a little scary.
375
00:17:53,211 --> 00:17:56,146
I am scared as fuck to go to Dinah.
376
00:17:56,181 --> 00:17:58,683
Whitney and Sara were like,
"oh, my God, by the end of it,
377
00:17:58,717 --> 00:18:01,323
we're gonna need, like,
IVs and oxygen masks."
378
00:18:01,358 --> 00:18:03,693
And it's like, "where
the fuck am I going?"
379
00:18:03,727 --> 00:18:06,763
Okay, so let's make some
predictions for this trip.
380
00:18:06,797 --> 00:18:12,002
Will Lauren finally wipe the dust
off of her vagina and get laid?
381
00:18:12,036 --> 00:18:13,770
Amanda has been a psycho brat lately.
382
00:18:13,805 --> 00:18:15,105
I'm not gonna let her ruin Dinah.
383
00:18:15,139 --> 00:18:16,440
I'm ready to go have some fun.
384
00:18:16,474 --> 00:18:17,507
Just kidding.
385
00:18:37,729 --> 00:18:40,835
Ali texts me, and I just feel defeated,
386
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:43,338
and I could tell that something
has switched in my brain
387
00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:46,309
and that I can't keep
trying as hard as I am.
388
00:18:46,343 --> 00:18:48,678
I'm curious. Every
time before you go away,
389
00:18:48,712 --> 00:18:50,513
she always seems to get
into a fight with you.
390
00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:52,715
So what happened?
391
00:18:52,749 --> 00:18:54,350
Oh, we got in a huge fight last night.
392
00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:55,851
Oh, my God. For real?
393
00:18:55,886 --> 00:18:56,919
- Wow.
- Dude, every other day.
394
00:18:56,954 --> 00:18:59,022
How would you guess that?
395
00:18:59,056 --> 00:19:00,657
I know.
396
00:19:00,691 --> 00:19:02,092
I don't know how you can deal with this,
397
00:19:02,126 --> 00:19:04,094
because it's like you guys just dr...
398
00:19:04,128 --> 00:19:07,531
You, like, just drive off of
being jealous of each other.
399
00:19:07,566 --> 00:19:09,700
Okay, are you in love with her?
400
00:19:09,735 --> 00:19:11,569
'Cause you don't really light
up when you say her name.
401
00:19:11,603 --> 00:19:14,038
No, I don't light up when I say her name.
402
00:19:14,073 --> 00:19:16,441
I think Ali blew up this
whole thing last night
403
00:19:16,475 --> 00:19:19,678
because she was afraid that I was gonna
404
00:19:19,712 --> 00:19:23,214
do something at Dinah Shore.
405
00:19:23,248 --> 00:19:25,183
Which you are, so...
406
00:19:27,153 --> 00:19:28,620
Thank you.
407
00:19:28,654 --> 00:19:31,189
Um, did you make me some
appointments already?
408
00:19:31,224 --> 00:19:33,091
- I'm sorry.
- No, I just know you.
409
00:19:33,126 --> 00:19:34,793
I haven't talked to my pimp in a while.
410
00:19:34,827 --> 00:19:36,461
No, I just know you. I
know you very, very well.
411
00:19:36,496 --> 00:19:39,732
I could also get there and
not be attracted to anybody.
412
00:19:39,766 --> 00:19:41,233
You just never know.
413
00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:43,368
You just never know.
414
00:19:43,403 --> 00:19:44,803
You never know.
415
00:20:08,627 --> 00:20:10,595
- Oh, God.
- What?
416
00:20:10,629 --> 00:20:13,231
Kiyomi's like, "I'm pretty
much over with my girl anyway."
417
00:20:16,035 --> 00:20:18,303
She's not gross.
418
00:20:18,338 --> 00:20:20,139
After New York, Kiyomi texted me kind of,
419
00:20:20,173 --> 00:20:22,107
"nice to meet you,"
and I didn't even think
420
00:20:22,141 --> 00:20:25,010
anything about it 'cause
there's this other girl involved.
421
00:20:25,044 --> 00:20:27,079
But now that Kiyomi's
saying that this thing
422
00:20:27,113 --> 00:20:29,782
with this girl might be
over, I'm kind of intrigued.
423
00:20:33,787 --> 00:20:37,623
And I'm like, "that's why
I'm not hooking up with her."
424
00:20:37,657 --> 00:20:40,992
Like, I can still, like, flirt with her.
425
00:20:41,027 --> 00:20:43,628
- Just drive.
- Okay.
426
00:20:52,006 --> 00:20:53,540
If we can't get a car,
427
00:20:53,574 --> 00:20:55,642
we have to try to get
a ride from somebody.
428
00:20:55,676 --> 00:20:57,977
Donna and I finally land in lax
429
00:20:58,012 --> 00:21:00,947
and we're a couple hours behind the band,
430
00:21:00,982 --> 00:21:02,649
so now we just have to
figure out how the hell
431
00:21:02,684 --> 00:21:04,952
we're getting from Los
Angeles to Palm Springs.
432
00:21:04,986 --> 00:21:06,821
I mean, I would rather...
433
00:21:06,855 --> 00:21:09,624
If we can get a free ride
tomorrow, do that, but...
434
00:21:09,658 --> 00:21:11,726
Babe, I'd just rather
go tonight, seriously.
435
00:21:11,761 --> 00:21:13,061
What time is your sound check?
436
00:21:13,095 --> 00:21:14,496
Think it's 8:30 in the morning.
437
00:21:14,531 --> 00:21:16,231
- Uh-oh.
- Here we go.
438
00:21:17,766 --> 00:21:19,534
She's calling. Somer, what's up?
439
00:21:19,568 --> 00:21:20,969
How's it going, guys?
440
00:21:21,003 --> 00:21:22,537
What city are you in?
441
00:21:22,572 --> 00:21:24,572
We're in L.A.
442
00:21:24,607 --> 00:21:26,874
Um, so how are you gonna
get to Palm Springs?
443
00:21:26,909 --> 00:21:29,210
Well, what's the deal with tomorrow?
444
00:21:29,244 --> 00:21:30,378
Like, do we have to get there tonight...
445
00:21:30,412 --> 00:21:31,846
Yes.
446
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:33,080
If we can get a ride
tomorrow with a friend?
447
00:21:33,115 --> 00:21:34,482
- We have sound check.
- No. No.
448
00:21:34,516 --> 00:21:35,650
You have to get there tonight.
449
00:21:35,684 --> 00:21:37,185
Okay.
450
00:21:37,219 --> 00:21:38,853
Our sound check is at 7:00 in the morning.
451
00:21:38,888 --> 00:21:40,555
Sound check's at 7:00?
452
00:21:40,589 --> 00:21:42,190
- Yeah.
- Okay.
453
00:21:42,224 --> 00:21:44,192
- We're getting picked up.
- Okay. All right.
454
00:21:44,226 --> 00:21:45,727
So we'll take a... we'll rent
a car and we'll get there,
455
00:21:45,761 --> 00:21:47,395
and we'll get there right behind you guys.
456
00:21:47,429 --> 00:21:49,397
- Okay.
- See you soon.
457
00:21:49,431 --> 00:21:50,698
All right. Bye.
458
00:21:50,733 --> 00:21:52,433
Are you kidding me?
459
00:21:52,468 --> 00:21:55,403
"Is it cool if we just get a
ride with a friend tomorrow?"
460
00:21:55,438 --> 00:21:57,005
She knew... she knew it was 8:00.
461
00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:58,907
That's why she was like, "it's 7:00 now?"
462
00:21:58,942 --> 00:22:00,909
You're bad.
463
00:22:16,260 --> 00:22:18,461
Lesbians everywhere!
464
00:22:26,103 --> 00:22:28,104
Whoo!
465
00:22:31,109 --> 00:22:34,244
I always see Dinah Shore as
waiting for the flood gates
466
00:22:34,278 --> 00:22:36,445
to open, you know... you can just feel it,
467
00:22:36,479 --> 00:22:40,216
and then they just open, and, "aaah!"
468
00:22:40,251 --> 00:22:42,084
Lesbians, run!"
469
00:22:42,119 --> 00:22:44,987
And then everyone just makes out.
470
00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:53,796
Yeah! Whoo!
471
00:22:53,830 --> 00:22:57,166
We're out of here.
472
00:22:59,436 --> 00:23:02,605
You gotta sign up for the Dinah dating!
473
00:23:02,639 --> 00:23:05,107
Come on! Free party! What?
474
00:23:05,141 --> 00:23:08,643
So we have arrived to the
madness of club Skirts' the Dinah,
475
00:23:08,678 --> 00:23:10,979
and the first event is the dating game.
476
00:23:20,788 --> 00:23:22,690
Hi. Good, how are you?
477
00:23:22,724 --> 00:23:26,093
Fuck it. 3:45, let's go.
478
00:23:26,127 --> 00:23:28,128
- How are you?
- Hi, we need to check in.
479
00:23:28,162 --> 00:23:29,363
Okay. I can help you right over here.
480
00:23:29,397 --> 00:23:31,398
Great.
481
00:23:35,704 --> 00:23:37,037
No, they have to take care of it.
482
00:23:37,072 --> 00:23:38,606
Okay.
483
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:40,040
The hotel, someone's taking care of it.
484
00:23:40,075 --> 00:23:41,775
- Okay, yeah, we do...
- We're hosting.
485
00:23:41,810 --> 00:23:43,177
- They're taking care of it.
- No, I understand.
486
00:23:43,211 --> 00:23:44,812
I know. I just can't give out keys...
487
00:23:44,846 --> 00:23:46,647
Then call them. We have
to be somewhere at 3:40.
488
00:23:46,682 --> 00:23:47,982
Yeah.
489
00:23:48,016 --> 00:23:49,717
We have check in and... hosting.
490
00:23:49,751 --> 00:23:51,352
We get to the hotel and
we're trying to check in,
491
00:23:51,387 --> 00:23:54,323
and it's really irritating
that no one knows who we are,
492
00:23:54,357 --> 00:23:56,025
no one knows that we're hosting.
493
00:23:56,059 --> 00:23:58,027
And they're just holding
us up and not giving us
494
00:23:58,061 --> 00:23:59,662
any kind of special treatment,
495
00:23:59,696 --> 00:24:02,198
that we just drove in to
host their whole weekend.
496
00:24:02,232 --> 00:24:04,400
- Yeah.
- They announce your arrival.
497
00:24:06,903 --> 00:24:08,237
I'll camp out outside.
498
00:24:08,272 --> 00:24:09,238
They're gonna be here.
499
00:24:09,273 --> 00:24:11,474
I think they'll be here.
500
00:24:11,508 --> 00:24:13,142
They're all gonna be here.
501
00:24:13,177 --> 00:24:14,677
You only need one?
502
00:24:14,712 --> 00:24:16,179
They're all gonna be here. I guarantee it.
503
00:24:16,213 --> 00:24:18,314
Trust me. All right, let's go do this.
504
00:24:18,348 --> 00:24:22,685
One thing that I always make sure I do is,
505
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:25,255
regardless of what drama
is going on between people,
506
00:24:25,289 --> 00:24:26,990
there's this sense of professionalism
507
00:24:27,024 --> 00:24:28,391
that I feel like you need to keep,
508
00:24:28,425 --> 00:24:30,693
because those people planning the event
509
00:24:30,727 --> 00:24:32,328
aren't involved in your drama.
510
00:24:32,362 --> 00:24:34,196
So I'm on time for the dating game,
511
00:24:34,231 --> 00:24:36,565
and Romi is nowhere to be found.
512
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,434
It's kind of annoying, actually.
513
00:24:38,468 --> 00:24:41,103
And it makes us look bad, so thank you.
514
00:24:41,137 --> 00:24:42,605
- We have to be there.
- We have to be there.
515
00:24:42,639 --> 00:24:44,874
- Oh, I know.
- How you gonna have me host
516
00:24:44,908 --> 00:24:46,465
and not even check me
in? This is ridiculous.
517
00:24:49,593 --> 00:24:50,579
No, 'cause we need to change together.
518
00:24:50,613 --> 00:24:52,448
- We have to change.
- Okay.
519
00:24:52,482 --> 00:24:54,450
- We're in traveling clothes.
- We have to be on stage.
520
00:24:54,484 --> 00:24:57,552
Not one of them is here.
521
00:24:57,587 --> 00:24:59,921
'Cause they're all together
inside of each other's assholes.
522
00:24:59,956 --> 00:25:01,423
Yeah, pretty much.
523
00:25:01,458 --> 00:25:03,092
So right now, this is
pretty much bullshit.
524
00:25:03,126 --> 00:25:04,927
Uh, the event is about to start,
525
00:25:04,961 --> 00:25:07,964
and they can't be bothered,
apparently, with being on time.
526
00:25:07,998 --> 00:25:10,967
- Where is... where are they?
- What's happening?
527
00:25:11,001 --> 00:25:12,622
It's about to start very, very soon.
528
00:25:14,137 --> 00:25:15,471
Oh, that's bad.
529
00:25:15,506 --> 00:25:16,842
Where do I sign up?
530
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,381
I heard that Romi got
back together with Kelsey.
531
00:25:24,415 --> 00:25:26,884
This is gonna be so funny.
532
00:25:26,918 --> 00:25:28,886
So I'm signing up for this contest
533
00:25:28,921 --> 00:25:32,891
to win a date with Kelsey
and kind of watch Romi squirm.
534
00:25:32,925 --> 00:25:34,292
Wait, wait.
535
00:25:34,326 --> 00:25:37,728
What would you do for a date with Kelsey?
536
00:25:40,366 --> 00:25:41,799
Oh, I don't know how we're gonna do it.
537
00:25:41,834 --> 00:25:43,101
I got you. Don't worry.
538
00:25:43,135 --> 00:25:44,836
I don't think we should have to.
539
00:25:44,870 --> 00:25:46,404
It's okay. Don't worry. It's no big deal.
540
00:25:46,439 --> 00:25:47,839
It's ridiculous to show up and have to.
541
00:25:47,874 --> 00:25:49,241
If I need cash, I'll get it from you
542
00:25:49,275 --> 00:25:50,241
and I'll give it back to you.
543
00:25:53,846 --> 00:25:56,247
I'm here, bitches!
544
00:25:56,282 --> 00:25:57,449
Dinah!
545
00:25:59,351 --> 00:26:01,152
- Oh, yeah!
- Right there.
546
00:26:01,186 --> 00:26:03,620
Yeah!
547
00:26:03,655 --> 00:26:06,089
I love you. I love you.
548
00:26:06,123 --> 00:26:07,423
I walk into the dating game,
549
00:26:07,458 --> 00:26:10,827
and Sara has this smirk on her face,
550
00:26:10,861 --> 00:26:12,528
and she's with Lauren,
551
00:26:12,563 --> 00:26:14,163
and they're just kind of watching me.
552
00:26:14,198 --> 00:26:16,199
Like... you know?
553
00:26:16,233 --> 00:26:17,801
And I'm like, "why the fuck
are they looking at... "
554
00:26:17,835 --> 00:26:19,269
Why, "A", are they here?
555
00:26:19,303 --> 00:26:21,271
'Cause they're not even in the game.
556
00:26:21,305 --> 00:26:23,307
"B", why are they looking
at me like I'm about to be,
557
00:26:23,341 --> 00:26:25,476
like, Carrie and, like,
have blood spill on me?
558
00:26:25,510 --> 00:26:29,613
All right! Welcome to
the Dinah dating game!
559
00:26:36,886 --> 00:26:39,555
You will be winning a
date with Romi Klinger!
560
00:26:39,589 --> 00:26:40,956
Come here, Romi!
561
00:26:42,326 --> 00:26:44,627
Or Kelsey! Come here, Kelsey!
562
00:26:44,661 --> 00:26:45,861
All right.
563
00:26:45,896 --> 00:26:49,698
Either one of these lucky ladies
564
00:26:49,732 --> 00:26:53,335
will be going on a date
with one of you lucky ladies.
565
00:26:53,370 --> 00:26:54,837
Who's ready to get hooked up?
566
00:26:56,506 --> 00:26:58,040
All right.
567
00:26:58,074 --> 00:27:00,509
Round one, with Romi Klinger.
568
00:27:00,543 --> 00:27:03,813
The dating game is
basically a series of rounds
569
00:27:03,847 --> 00:27:07,383
where we eliminate
girls to the final winner
570
00:27:07,417 --> 00:27:11,053
of the grand date with Romi or Kelsey.
571
00:27:11,088 --> 00:27:13,823
Romi, I need you to pick one of these
572
00:27:13,857 --> 00:27:16,092
lovely categories off of the board.
573
00:27:18,896 --> 00:27:21,064
Oh, uh...
574
00:27:21,098 --> 00:27:22,265
Undies.
575
00:27:22,300 --> 00:27:23,833
Undies.
576
00:27:23,868 --> 00:27:25,234
Romi, which would you choose?
577
00:27:25,269 --> 00:27:28,271
Do you prefer boy briefs or lady lingerie?
578
00:27:28,305 --> 00:27:30,173
Boy briefs.
579
00:27:30,207 --> 00:27:31,908
Boy briefs stay.
580
00:27:31,942 --> 00:27:36,512
Anyone with lady lingerie,
please leave the competition.
581
00:27:36,547 --> 00:27:39,448
We love you, but you're just not for Romi.
582
00:27:41,218 --> 00:27:43,619
Lauren with that fucking
grin just keeps running by,
583
00:27:43,654 --> 00:27:45,121
and I'm like, "what is she up to?"
584
00:27:45,155 --> 00:27:46,288
Like, she's up to something.
585
00:27:46,323 --> 00:27:48,057
Whatever that grin is for,
586
00:27:48,091 --> 00:27:50,726
she's staring at me and
walking by everywhere we are,
587
00:27:50,761 --> 00:27:52,261
like, just all up in the mix.
588
00:27:52,296 --> 00:27:54,097
All right, Romi, one more.
589
00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:57,266
Body.
590
00:27:57,300 --> 00:27:59,368
Romi, do you need some more to love,
591
00:27:59,403 --> 00:28:01,704
or do you like a little bit
of cushion to the pushin',
592
00:28:01,738 --> 00:28:03,806
if you know what I mean?
593
00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:05,374
She likes 'em skinny!
594
00:28:05,408 --> 00:28:07,275
She likes those hip bones stickin' out!
595
00:28:09,578 --> 00:28:12,146
You're my winner.
596
00:28:12,180 --> 00:28:14,748
Let's get Kelsey up here!
597
00:28:14,783 --> 00:28:17,751
Come on down, Kelsey!
598
00:28:17,785 --> 00:28:21,555
Kelsey, please choose the first category.
599
00:28:21,589 --> 00:28:23,257
All right, kissing.
600
00:28:23,291 --> 00:28:24,825
Plenty of that will be going on.
601
00:28:24,859 --> 00:28:27,295
Kelsey, do you prefer lip to lip
602
00:28:27,329 --> 00:28:30,998
or you like to let a little tongue slip?
603
00:28:31,033 --> 00:28:34,402
- Tongue action.
- Tongue action!
604
00:28:34,436 --> 00:28:37,672
If you like to let it get
a little wet and slippy,
605
00:28:37,707 --> 00:28:40,575
then stay back "herre."
606
00:28:40,610 --> 00:28:42,010
That's me.
607
00:28:42,044 --> 00:28:43,311
Kelsey looked at me
at one point during it,
608
00:28:43,346 --> 00:28:44,813
and I looked at her, and it clicked.
609
00:28:44,847 --> 00:28:46,581
Lauren has her paper with her in her hand,
610
00:28:46,616 --> 00:28:50,486
that's about to answer the
questions to win a date.
611
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,988
We've been set up. I get it.
612
00:28:53,022 --> 00:28:55,825
This is a joke. This is a fucking joke.
613
00:28:55,859 --> 00:29:00,262
You guys think it's really funny if
Lauren signs up to win a date with Kelsey.
614
00:29:00,296 --> 00:29:03,465
And what makes you guys happier
than to see me fucking lose my mind?
615
00:29:03,499 --> 00:29:06,635
All right. Relationship, ladies.
616
00:29:06,669 --> 00:29:10,438
Do you like to u-haul
or haul the fuck out?
617
00:29:10,473 --> 00:29:12,273
U-haul.
618
00:29:12,308 --> 00:29:14,509
She's a traditional lesbian, everyone.
619
00:29:14,543 --> 00:29:16,644
She u-hauls it.
620
00:29:16,678 --> 00:29:18,946
Everyone who u-hauls it, stay.
621
00:29:18,980 --> 00:29:23,184
If you're hauling out,
get the fuck out of here.
622
00:29:23,218 --> 00:29:25,119
Oh, fuck, you guys. Oh, fuck.
623
00:29:25,154 --> 00:29:26,621
I'm out.
624
00:29:26,655 --> 00:29:27,989
I didn't win the date, which is fine.
625
00:29:28,023 --> 00:29:29,557
Romi scares me a little bit,
626
00:29:29,592 --> 00:29:32,794
so I am comfortable with
kind of stepping away.
627
00:29:32,828 --> 00:29:37,732
Britney Rainer is the winner
of the Sunday fun day brunch.
628
00:29:37,767 --> 00:29:40,668
Thank you, everybody. Please go get laid.
629
00:29:40,703 --> 00:29:46,474
Your lady is out there!
630
00:29:46,508 --> 00:29:49,010
Let's go.
631
00:29:49,044 --> 00:29:52,380
Kelsey and Romi are
shockingly rude, and they're...
632
00:29:52,414 --> 00:29:53,881
- Full of themselves.
- Full of themselves.
633
00:29:53,916 --> 00:29:56,484
And what happens when
you are full of yourself
634
00:29:56,518 --> 00:29:58,186
is that you're only by yourself,
635
00:29:58,220 --> 00:29:59,521
'cause people don't wanna be around that
636
00:29:59,555 --> 00:30:01,156
and they see right through it.
637
00:30:01,190 --> 00:30:02,591
I used to feel sorry
for Kelsey, but I don't.
638
00:30:02,625 --> 00:30:04,059
She needs to figure it out for herself
639
00:30:04,094 --> 00:30:05,561
and realize that she's her own person
640
00:30:05,596 --> 00:30:07,430
and not let someone
like that run her life.
641
00:30:07,464 --> 00:30:08,598
- It's sad.
- It's true.
642
00:30:20,309 --> 00:30:22,210
I miss staying in hotels.
643
00:30:22,244 --> 00:30:23,945
It's only been... three days.
644
00:30:23,979 --> 00:30:25,280
Three days.
645
00:30:25,314 --> 00:30:27,215
Oh, my God.
646
00:30:27,249 --> 00:30:29,217
Is it good? Is it good? Is it good?
647
00:30:29,252 --> 00:30:32,888
No! Sit on this.
648
00:30:32,922 --> 00:30:34,691
Oh, wow.
649
00:30:34,725 --> 00:30:36,093
It looked fluffy.
650
00:30:39,231 --> 00:30:40,899
Can you answer that, Kiyomi?
651
00:30:40,933 --> 00:30:43,434
What... it is my phone.
652
00:30:43,468 --> 00:30:45,369
Hello?
653
00:30:45,404 --> 00:30:47,472
- Kiyomi.
- Hey, what's up?
654
00:30:47,506 --> 00:30:49,974
It's Lauren and Whitney.
655
00:30:50,009 --> 00:30:51,710
What's up, girl?
656
00:30:51,744 --> 00:30:53,311
Hey, how's it going?
657
00:30:53,346 --> 00:30:55,146
So you made it here safe, huh?
658
00:30:55,181 --> 00:30:57,615
Just a little bit of a traveling day.
659
00:30:57,649 --> 00:31:00,384
Yeah, but we left at, like,
8:00 in the morning, dude.
660
00:31:00,419 --> 00:31:02,386
Are you dead, are you
tired, or you wanna come out?
661
00:31:02,420 --> 00:31:04,755
'Cause we have a party to go to.
662
00:31:04,790 --> 00:31:06,657
What's the party?
663
00:31:06,692 --> 00:31:10,328
It's our friend Wendy,
and I can text the address.
664
00:31:10,362 --> 00:31:12,097
All right. We'll come for, like, a bit.
665
00:31:12,131 --> 00:31:14,566
We got a sound check, like,
super early in the morning,
666
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:16,468
but we'll roll through for a minute.
667
00:31:16,503 --> 00:31:18,570
All right. We'll see you soon.
668
00:31:18,605 --> 00:31:20,639
- Okay, bye.
- Bye.
669
00:31:20,673 --> 00:31:22,174
We, she sounded stoked,
670
00:31:22,208 --> 00:31:24,076
- except not.
- Dude, she woke up at 8:00.
671
00:31:24,110 --> 00:31:25,645
So you sleep on the plane. Man up.
672
00:31:25,679 --> 00:31:27,113
Come on, it's Dinah.
673
00:31:27,148 --> 00:31:28,981
You only get a few days
to fucking let loose.
674
00:31:29,016 --> 00:31:30,617
I'll go.
675
00:31:30,651 --> 00:31:32,118
This is probably the best
shirt for me to wear anyway.
676
00:31:43,865 --> 00:31:45,466
My only meal of the weekend!
677
00:31:45,500 --> 00:31:48,202
- Whoo!
- We can't be eating that much at Dinah.
678
00:31:48,236 --> 00:31:49,770
Debbie, are you guys okay?
679
00:31:49,804 --> 00:31:52,139
- Is everybody good?
- Yeah! I'm good.
680
00:31:52,173 --> 00:31:54,108
I just feel like that
whole, like, dating thing
681
00:31:54,142 --> 00:31:56,511
was a little bit, like, too much.
682
00:31:56,545 --> 00:31:58,113
Yeah, man, that was weird.
683
00:31:58,147 --> 00:32:00,315
Lauren. She was so
weird at the dating game.
684
00:32:00,350 --> 00:32:01,450
She wanted to go on a date with me.
685
00:32:01,484 --> 00:32:04,052
- She signed up.
- Come on. Why?
686
00:32:04,087 --> 00:32:05,687
Lauren and Amanda...
I'm sure that, you know,
687
00:32:05,721 --> 00:32:07,322
this is the highlight of their life,
688
00:32:07,356 --> 00:32:08,724
that they're friends
with Whitney and Sara.
689
00:32:08,758 --> 00:32:10,058
And I know these girls.
690
00:32:10,092 --> 00:32:11,492
I know Whitney and Sara on a level
691
00:32:11,527 --> 00:32:13,127
they will never know them on.
692
00:32:13,162 --> 00:32:14,462
I've known them when they had nothing.
693
00:32:14,497 --> 00:32:16,865
I've known them when they were nothing.
694
00:32:16,900 --> 00:32:18,567
It hurts that I invested that much time
695
00:32:18,602 --> 00:32:21,504
into people that absolutely have no heart.
696
00:32:21,506 --> 00:32:23,873
It just seemed like
everybody was a little aggro.
697
00:32:23,907 --> 00:32:25,841
Sara, like, completely ignored me.
698
00:32:25,875 --> 00:32:27,542
All I want is to enjoy my time here
699
00:32:27,577 --> 00:32:30,011
without them, like, being everywhere I go.
700
00:32:30,045 --> 00:32:33,214
Sara, I thought, was a real friend.
701
00:32:33,248 --> 00:32:35,417
As fucked up as our
situation was with Whitney,
702
00:32:35,451 --> 00:32:37,018
I really believed in my heart
703
00:32:37,053 --> 00:32:39,988
that we would have each other's back.
704
00:32:40,022 --> 00:32:41,689
Not only does she not have my back,
705
00:32:41,723 --> 00:32:43,523
she has intentions of
making sure that I'm hurt.
706
00:32:43,557 --> 00:32:45,025
I'm like... I feel bad.
707
00:32:45,059 --> 00:32:46,426
Maybe I should have gave
the poor girl a date.
708
00:32:46,460 --> 00:32:47,494
Bitch, I'll fuck you up.
709
00:32:59,740 --> 00:33:02,708
Oh, God. Hello! God!
710
00:33:02,743 --> 00:33:04,944
I just got raped in the car.
711
00:33:04,978 --> 00:33:06,379
Let's go.
712
00:33:06,413 --> 00:33:07,613
Represent, represent, represent.
713
00:33:07,648 --> 00:33:08,714
- Oh, I see you.
- Yeah!
714
00:33:08,749 --> 00:33:10,082
I see you, baby.
715
00:33:10,117 --> 00:33:11,584
It is the first night of Dinah,
716
00:33:11,618 --> 00:33:13,253
and we are hanging out
at encore supper club,
717
00:33:13,287 --> 00:33:14,955
and everybody is stoked to see each other.
718
00:33:14,989 --> 00:33:17,624
I mean, we haven't seen
many people in a long time,
719
00:33:17,659 --> 00:33:21,128
and we're trying to kick off right.
720
00:33:21,162 --> 00:33:22,296
Dinah!
721
00:33:22,330 --> 00:33:23,798
Dinah! First night!
722
00:33:23,832 --> 00:33:25,866
Yay! Amen.
723
00:33:25,901 --> 00:33:27,602
- Dinah... three cheers!
- A-fucking-men.
724
00:33:27,636 --> 00:33:29,070
Holla, holla, holla.
725
00:33:29,104 --> 00:33:30,604
We should jump out of the fucking roof.
726
00:33:31,973 --> 00:33:35,042
If Somer was here, she'd do it.
727
00:33:35,076 --> 00:33:38,145
- Ladies!
- Hi.
728
00:33:38,180 --> 00:33:40,214
Hey, how are you? Good to see you again.
729
00:33:40,249 --> 00:33:41,916
- Good to see you too.
- Hi. How are you?
730
00:33:41,950 --> 00:33:43,818
- Hi.
- Look at this party.
731
00:33:43,852 --> 00:33:45,887
I know.
732
00:33:45,921 --> 00:33:50,224
I see Lauren again and...
733
00:33:50,259 --> 00:33:53,461
She's very attractive.
734
00:33:53,496 --> 00:33:55,063
Palm Springs. Never been here before.
735
00:33:55,097 --> 00:33:57,332
Welcome to California!
736
00:33:57,366 --> 00:33:58,800
I've seen Kiyomi's persona
737
00:33:58,834 --> 00:34:01,269
and how she just tries to put on this aura
738
00:34:01,303 --> 00:34:04,272
that she is, like, untouchable,
and I don't like her.
739
00:34:04,306 --> 00:34:06,775
I think she's just a
cocky, obnoxious asshole.
740
00:34:06,809 --> 00:34:08,176
Can we talk privately for a minute?
741
00:34:08,211 --> 00:34:09,778
For a minute, for a minute.
742
00:34:12,616 --> 00:34:14,149
I don't think she's not...
I don't think she's not cute.
743
00:34:14,184 --> 00:34:15,584
Stop biting your lip.
744
00:34:15,619 --> 00:34:17,753
- I think she...
- Yeah, she is.
745
00:34:17,788 --> 00:34:19,021
- Thank you!
- Which one?
746
00:34:19,056 --> 00:34:20,757
Kiyomi. I think she's cute.
747
00:34:20,791 --> 00:34:22,459
- Amanda's gonna barf.
- What are you waiting for?
748
00:34:22,493 --> 00:34:24,694
I think that Kiyomi's
hot and so is Lauren,
749
00:34:24,728 --> 00:34:27,030
and I think that... why not?
750
00:34:27,064 --> 00:34:31,635
Honestly, I think Amanda might be
a little jealous of the situation.
751
00:34:31,669 --> 00:34:34,037
I think she just wants Lauren's attention.
752
00:34:34,071 --> 00:34:35,872
- That's what I think.
- That's probably true.
753
00:34:35,906 --> 00:34:38,641
I think, you know, I was... I
was born and raised in New York.
754
00:34:38,675 --> 00:34:40,309
Hey, you fucking made it.
755
00:34:40,343 --> 00:34:42,311
- We got here.
- Oh, my God.
756
00:34:42,346 --> 00:34:43,980
I can't wait for you to buy me a drink,
757
00:34:44,014 --> 00:34:45,514
'cause you missed your fucking flight.
758
00:34:45,549 --> 00:34:46,682
What flight?
759
00:34:46,717 --> 00:34:48,384
Oh.
760
00:34:48,419 --> 00:34:49,852
I'm gonna blame it all on your wife,
761
00:34:49,887 --> 00:34:51,287
so don't worry about it.
762
00:34:51,321 --> 00:34:52,722
Oh, it was an eq...
no, it was an equally...
763
00:34:52,756 --> 00:34:54,324
I got... I know it wasn't your fault.
764
00:34:54,358 --> 00:34:56,226
Did you need to spend
more time doing your hair
765
00:34:56,260 --> 00:34:57,561
and that's why you were late?
766
00:34:57,595 --> 00:34:59,296
- Can't you tell?
- Yeah.
767
00:34:59,330 --> 00:35:01,565
- It's perfectly messy.
- It still smells disgusting.
768
00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:02,833
That's great.
769
00:35:02,867 --> 00:35:04,668
Give me a hug and shut up.
770
00:35:04,702 --> 00:35:06,636
Kiyomi makes a passive-aggressive comment
771
00:35:06,671 --> 00:35:08,538
about me being late for the flight.
772
00:35:08,572 --> 00:35:10,974
I kind of feel like,
"look, I'm here. I made it.
773
00:35:11,009 --> 00:35:12,643
I was a couple of hours behind you guys.
774
00:35:12,677 --> 00:35:15,078
It's on me. Whatever. I'm sorry."
775
00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:16,413
I just want to buy her a drink
776
00:35:16,447 --> 00:35:17,747
and, like, let's kind of move on.
777
00:35:17,782 --> 00:35:19,749
Here comes the lesbians, Sara.
778
00:35:19,784 --> 00:35:21,164
They're all coming in.
779
00:35:23,268 --> 00:35:23,680
You guys are so cute.
780
00:35:23,854 --> 00:35:25,722
Oh!
781
00:35:34,231 --> 00:35:36,566
Have I told you that I
think that you're pretty?
782
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:38,167
No, you haven't.
783
00:35:38,202 --> 00:35:42,004
- Okay. I think you're pretty.
- Thank you.
784
00:35:45,142 --> 00:35:47,277
- You're really acting flirty.
- No.
785
00:35:47,279 --> 00:35:50,914
You are touchy-feely.
I am not touchy-feely.
786
00:35:50,948 --> 00:35:53,616
- Yeah. Yeah, you are.
- No, I'm not. No, I'm not.
787
00:35:53,651 --> 00:35:55,752
When we were at the met
at the end of the night,
788
00:35:55,786 --> 00:35:57,353
you were touchy-feely,
789
00:35:57,388 --> 00:35:59,389
and I was like, "don't
get me in any trouble."
790
00:35:59,423 --> 00:36:02,792
Wait, I was really touchy-feely?
791
00:36:02,827 --> 00:36:04,461
That's weird.
792
00:36:04,495 --> 00:36:07,264
- Oh, is that weird?
- Super weird.
793
00:36:09,634 --> 00:36:11,202
Okay.
794
00:36:11,236 --> 00:36:13,471
Are you trying to, like,
shatter my ego right now?
795
00:36:13,505 --> 00:36:14,872
- Come on, baby.
- It's not gonna work.
796
00:36:14,907 --> 00:36:17,575
- It's too big.
- Oh, really? Okay.
797
00:36:17,609 --> 00:36:18,776
Well, I'm gonna go outside.
798
00:36:18,810 --> 00:36:20,711
There we go.
799
00:36:20,746 --> 00:36:22,947
I'm, like, magnetized to this person.
800
00:36:22,981 --> 00:36:25,884
She gives me butterflies in my stomach,
801
00:36:25,918 --> 00:36:29,221
and I feel like a teenager around her.
802
00:36:29,255 --> 00:36:30,722
Let's go outside.
803
00:36:30,757 --> 00:36:33,658
- No.
- No?
804
00:36:33,692 --> 00:36:35,627
I'm not gonna stay and make out with you.
805
00:36:35,661 --> 00:36:37,095
I don't wanna make out with you.
806
00:36:37,130 --> 00:36:38,597
What do you wanna do?
807
00:36:38,632 --> 00:36:40,233
I just wanna stare into your pretty eyes.
808
00:36:42,102 --> 00:36:43,471
It's so... it doesn't...
809
00:36:43,505 --> 00:36:45,973
like, if we did that
for the next ten years,
810
00:36:46,007 --> 00:36:48,008
it would be... that would enough for me.
811
00:36:48,043 --> 00:36:50,610
- Ah!
- I am fucking joking!
812
00:37:02,690 --> 00:37:06,960
It is very playful between Lauren and I.
813
00:37:06,995 --> 00:37:09,163
She's being a little bit of a tease.
814
00:37:09,197 --> 00:37:13,334
She's... she's playing with
me, and I think it's fun.
815
00:37:22,077 --> 00:37:25,846
Let's go and not make
people wonder where we are.
816
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:27,480
Do you have to go to the bathroom now?
817
00:37:27,515 --> 00:37:30,050
- No.
- Okay.
818
00:37:35,990 --> 00:37:37,690
Why?
819
00:37:40,327 --> 00:37:42,728
I'm not expecting to like anybody,
820
00:37:42,763 --> 00:37:46,132
and here's this girl who
has, like, all the qualities
821
00:37:46,167 --> 00:37:47,830
that I would like in somebody,
822
00:37:47,864 --> 00:37:51,758
and she's standing there
smiling and looking very cute.
823
00:37:54,028 --> 00:37:55,995
Oh!
824
00:37:56,030 --> 00:37:59,532
Oh!
825
00:37:59,566 --> 00:38:02,568
Oh, my God. Wow.
826
00:38:02,602 --> 00:38:04,398
Wow.
827
00:38:04,432 --> 00:38:07,558
Lauren and Kiyomi... it
goes from, like, 0 to 60.
828
00:38:07,592 --> 00:38:09,025
It's so bizarre.
829
00:38:09,059 --> 00:38:10,526
Normally, Lauren is,
like, the one in power
830
00:38:10,561 --> 00:38:12,394
and she's, like, definitely a top.
831
00:38:12,428 --> 00:38:13,629
And that's, like, sort of what makes her,
832
00:38:13,663 --> 00:38:14,963
like, more attractive.
833
00:38:14,998 --> 00:38:17,066
But now, like, seeing her as, like,
834
00:38:17,100 --> 00:38:20,835
this submissive girl to, like,
this more masculine lesbian,
835
00:38:20,870 --> 00:38:23,872
it's just, like, turn-off
in, like, every angle.
836
00:38:23,906 --> 00:38:26,240
It's just... to me I'm
just like, "ew, I'm dry."
837
00:38:26,274 --> 00:38:28,041
I don't buy Kiyomi.
838
00:38:28,076 --> 00:38:29,876
I think the only reason
she's making out with her
839
00:38:29,911 --> 00:38:32,813
- is to try to get attention.
- Really?
840
00:38:32,847 --> 00:38:35,582
I'm not drunk, dude. I smell a fish.
841
00:38:35,617 --> 00:38:38,719
And right now, I'm like,
"don't do it, dude."
842
00:38:38,754 --> 00:38:41,755
It seems as though Kiyomi
and Lauren have gotten quite
843
00:38:41,790 --> 00:38:45,358
cozy day one at Dinah.
844
00:38:45,393 --> 00:38:47,360
People seem to not be so excited.
845
00:38:47,394 --> 00:38:48,928
I don't understand what the big deal is.
846
00:38:48,963 --> 00:38:50,764
You know, I'm from New
York. I know Kiyomi.
847
00:38:50,798 --> 00:38:52,565
She has a girl back in New York.
848
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:54,434
But, Lauren, keep that one eye open.
849
00:38:54,468 --> 00:38:55,868
Don't be that dumb girl.
850
00:38:55,903 --> 00:38:57,403
Whatever. You have fun at Dinah.
851
00:38:57,438 --> 00:38:59,205
What happens at Dinah stays at Dinah.
852
00:39:14,822 --> 00:39:18,025
I don't wanna be with anyone else but you.
853
00:39:18,059 --> 00:39:22,763
No?
854
00:39:22,797 --> 00:39:25,566
You good?
855
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:27,601
Mm-hmm.
856
00:39:30,505 --> 00:39:33,073
This first day at Dinah was
just way too much stress.
857
00:39:33,108 --> 00:39:35,242
Like, it's a little overwhelming.
858
00:39:35,276 --> 00:39:36,710
I'm preparing myself for this weekend.
859
00:39:36,744 --> 00:39:38,478
I can see how it's all gonna go.
860
00:39:38,513 --> 00:39:42,216
And all I wanna do is just stay
in my room and be with Kelsey.
861
00:40:17,153 --> 00:40:19,522
Oh, all right.
862
00:40:19,556 --> 00:40:20,957
Are you sure you wanna do this?
863
00:40:20,991 --> 00:40:21,958
No.
864
00:40:21,992 --> 00:40:23,426
I feel old.
865
00:40:23,461 --> 00:40:25,795
- It's like 3:00 a.m.
- But it's Dinah.
866
00:40:30,201 --> 00:40:33,871
Double beds.
867
00:40:33,905 --> 00:40:36,608
How quaint.
868
00:40:36,642 --> 00:40:38,543
We have jobs,
869
00:40:38,577 --> 00:40:41,813
and so we work from the
morning into the night.
870
00:40:41,847 --> 00:40:44,115
We got a super late start.
871
00:40:44,150 --> 00:40:45,617
Mm-hmm.
872
00:40:45,651 --> 00:40:48,019
See, we can have sex on this bed tonight.
873
00:40:48,053 --> 00:40:51,189
And then the next night we
can have sex on that bed.
874
00:40:51,223 --> 00:40:56,394
I hope we'll be warming you
up for the next round at Dinah.
875
00:40:56,429 --> 00:41:01,166
Things to do at Dinah before
you die... make Cori pregnant.
876
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:04,135
I bet you not many... many babies
877
00:41:04,170 --> 00:41:06,004
were conceived at Dinah Shore.
878
00:41:06,038 --> 00:41:10,408
Probably not. Although
not for lack of trying.
879
00:41:10,443 --> 00:41:13,512
- But anytime we...
- Dinah!
880
00:41:13,546 --> 00:41:15,547
Hey, you wanna know how I
know we're at Dinah Shore?
881
00:41:15,581 --> 00:41:18,216
- Mm-hmm.
- See that?
882
00:41:18,250 --> 00:41:20,252
We haven't seen that in a long time.
883
00:41:20,286 --> 00:41:22,421
- I know.
- Oh, my God.
884
00:41:28,287 --> 00:41:29,729
It's because my butt's too big.
885
00:41:29,764 --> 00:41:31,665
No. It's not.
886
00:41:31,699 --> 00:41:34,702
- Let's go to sleep.
- It's not big enough.
887
00:41:55,942 --> 00:41:58,544
- Cold?
- No, it's not that cold.
888
00:41:58,578 --> 00:42:01,747
It's not that bad.
889
00:42:19,814 --> 00:42:21,515
I'm not ready to like somebody,
890
00:42:21,549 --> 00:42:24,117
and this girl's taking
me completely off-guard.
891
00:42:24,152 --> 00:42:26,920
But I'm just going to roll with it,
892
00:42:26,955 --> 00:42:29,056
this is Dinah, after all.
893
00:42:32,026 --> 00:42:34,394
Mm-hmm.
894
00:42:39,467 --> 00:42:41,201
Yeah.
895
00:42:41,235 --> 00:42:43,803
Are you in a pool often
with girls here, like...
896
00:42:43,838 --> 00:42:45,471
No.
897
00:42:45,506 --> 00:42:49,308
"It seems like we've
known each other forever."
898
00:42:51,211 --> 00:42:54,713
I cannot deny what I'm feeling,
899
00:42:54,747 --> 00:42:58,216
and I can't deny my chemistry with Lauren.
900
00:42:58,251 --> 00:43:01,586
I haven't felt this
way in a very long time.
901
00:43:51,272 --> 00:43:53,607
- Hey.
- Leave me alone.
902
00:43:53,642 --> 00:43:57,712
What the fuck, dude?
903
00:44:01,116 --> 00:44:04,085
What is this pillow?
904
00:44:04,119 --> 00:44:05,519
Where's Lauren?
905
00:44:05,554 --> 00:44:10,691
- She's inside Hunter Valentine.
- Ew!
906
00:44:10,725 --> 00:44:12,526
I wake up, and I'm extremely hungover.
907
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:14,395
My head is pounding.
908
00:44:14,429 --> 00:44:16,563
And I roll over, and there's
fucking Ruby laying there
909
00:44:16,598 --> 00:44:18,298
and I was like, "what is going on?"
910
00:44:18,332 --> 00:44:20,100
No, I did not hook up with her.
911
00:44:20,134 --> 00:44:22,068
There was no big spoon,
little spoon, forking...
912
00:44:22,102 --> 00:44:23,936
anything going on in that bed.
913
00:44:23,971 --> 00:44:26,573
Ew, so they're probably, like,
boning in a bush somewhere.
914
00:44:26,607 --> 00:44:28,374
Dude, I'm showering. Fuck this.
915
00:44:28,409 --> 00:44:30,409
- I'm showering and running away.
- Yeah.
916
00:44:30,443 --> 00:44:31,910
We should get to know this Hunter person.
917
00:44:31,945 --> 00:44:33,145
No, I don't want to.
918
00:44:33,179 --> 00:44:34,913
You're gonna have to,
919
00:44:34,947 --> 00:44:36,314
because she's about to be
your new freaking roomie.
920
00:44:36,348 --> 00:44:38,449
- Shut up.
- From the way they look.
921
00:44:38,483 --> 00:44:39,884
Dude, she lives in New York, thank God.
922
00:44:56,003 --> 00:44:58,471
This is gonna get me in a lot of trouble.
923
00:44:58,505 --> 00:45:01,274
What if I, like, go back to New York
924
00:45:01,308 --> 00:45:04,010
and there's, like, pink hair?
925
00:45:04,044 --> 00:45:07,079
It's so messed up. That's
like a dead giveaway.
926
00:45:07,114 --> 00:45:09,148
Oh, my God.
927
00:45:09,182 --> 00:45:13,685
I think when Kiyomi said she was
gonna be in trouble with the girl,
928
00:45:13,720 --> 00:45:15,187
it kind of made me think twice
929
00:45:15,221 --> 00:45:16,655
like maybe I'm not hearing everything,
930
00:45:16,690 --> 00:45:18,858
because to me, it felt
like they were done.
931
00:45:18,892 --> 00:45:20,659
But at the same time,
932
00:45:20,693 --> 00:45:22,427
I'm not looking for a
relationship right now.
933
00:45:22,462 --> 00:45:25,497
Honestly, I mean...
934
00:45:25,531 --> 00:45:27,465
I don't know.
935
00:45:27,499 --> 00:45:29,701
You have something that
you... you're trying to say,
936
00:45:29,735 --> 00:45:31,703
and I'm not really sure what it is.
937
00:45:31,737 --> 00:45:34,773
Well, no, because I don't feel weird.
938
00:45:34,807 --> 00:45:41,347
I just... I don't want, um, you
to think that... or I just...
939
00:45:41,381 --> 00:45:42,481
Mm-hmm?
940
00:45:44,251 --> 00:45:45,885
What are you trying to say here?
941
00:45:45,919 --> 00:45:49,956
I just... to me, as long
as you're not feeling
942
00:45:49,991 --> 00:45:52,292
like you're doing something wrong.
943
00:45:52,326 --> 00:45:57,230
Some people like to do
things that feel wrong.
944
00:46:02,937 --> 00:46:05,171
Okay, the money is on the bedside table.
945
00:46:05,206 --> 00:46:07,641
Fuck you.
946
00:46:07,675 --> 00:46:09,376
You bitch.
947
00:46:34,634 --> 00:46:36,234
Hi.
948
00:46:36,269 --> 00:46:38,036
Hey.
949
00:46:38,070 --> 00:46:39,871
How are you?
950
00:46:39,905 --> 00:46:42,908
"Wos" much. Walk of shame much.
951
00:46:42,942 --> 00:46:44,610
- What?
- It's not that hard.
952
00:46:44,644 --> 00:46:47,413
- It's, like, literally next door.
- Where? The hotel?
953
00:46:47,447 --> 00:46:48,581
- Yeah.
- That they're staying at?
954
00:46:48,615 --> 00:46:50,049
Uh-huh.
955
00:46:50,083 --> 00:46:52,552
Lauren finally just, like, rolls back in
956
00:46:52,586 --> 00:46:56,089
and then she's like smiles for Miles,
957
00:46:56,123 --> 00:47:00,394
skipping back into the room obviously
after boning Kiyomi all night.
958
00:47:00,428 --> 00:47:02,429
And it was so obnoxious.
959
00:47:04,565 --> 00:47:07,200
Wife.
960
00:47:07,234 --> 00:47:10,103
Why is all my shit on the floor?
961
00:47:10,137 --> 00:47:12,454
Dude, come look at it. This is not cool.
962
00:47:14,574 --> 00:47:16,542
Oh, really? Okay, bye.
963
00:47:16,576 --> 00:47:18,610
You guys can have fun.
964
00:47:18,645 --> 00:47:20,579
I'll just go eat by myself.
965
00:47:20,613 --> 00:47:24,149
What happened last
night? You sleep with her?
966
00:47:27,486 --> 00:47:32,324
Yeah.
967
00:47:32,358 --> 00:47:34,926
- And how was it?
- It was good.
968
00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:37,930
- Yeah?
- Yeah, we had fun together.
969
00:47:37,964 --> 00:47:39,397
That's good.
970
00:47:39,432 --> 00:47:41,132
She's, like, really sweet, you know.
971
00:47:41,167 --> 00:47:43,001
Like, we get along really well.
972
00:47:43,035 --> 00:47:47,772
I think it's gross. I don't
find Kiyomi attractive.
973
00:47:47,807 --> 00:47:50,609
So when I think of my
best friend fucking Kiyomi,
974
00:47:50,643 --> 00:47:52,944
it's gross.
975
00:47:52,979 --> 00:47:54,779
Are you starting to like her?
976
00:47:54,814 --> 00:47:57,516
Am I, like, falling for her? No.
977
00:47:59,886 --> 00:48:01,354
What are you talking about?
978
00:48:01,388 --> 00:48:03,789
That's what I heard from my friend.
979
00:48:03,824 --> 00:48:06,258
I'm just, you know, gonna be pissed off
980
00:48:06,293 --> 00:48:09,862
if, like, she ends up being
a dick and it bums you out.
981
00:48:09,897 --> 00:48:11,998
I can be a dick too.
982
00:48:12,032 --> 00:48:13,599
You just seemed, like,
really into her yesterday.
983
00:48:13,634 --> 00:48:15,001
You were like a little puppy.
984
00:48:15,035 --> 00:48:17,103
I was drinking, and we were having fun.
985
00:48:17,138 --> 00:48:20,674
That's... that is what it is.
986
00:48:20,708 --> 00:48:23,109
Okay.
987
00:48:23,144 --> 00:48:25,311
Well, I'm in a good mood today.
988
00:48:25,346 --> 00:48:27,347
Yeah, you seem like it.
989
00:48:27,381 --> 00:48:30,617
All right. Whatever.
990
00:48:30,651 --> 00:48:34,154
Well, I actually was in a
great mood until you walked in.
991
00:48:34,189 --> 00:48:38,125
I think it's hypocritical that
Amanda is giving me so much shit
992
00:48:38,159 --> 00:48:40,160
when all she's been doing
is, like, running off
993
00:48:40,194 --> 00:48:41,795
and doing stuff without me.
994
00:48:41,830 --> 00:48:43,864
Now it's my turn to have
some fun with someone
995
00:48:43,898 --> 00:48:46,333
and she's getting kind of
jealous and funny about it.
996
00:48:53,108 --> 00:48:54,675
She's so full of shit.
997
00:48:54,710 --> 00:48:59,147
She totally likes this girl and was
being a defensive bitch about it.
998
00:49:06,819 --> 00:49:16,819
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