All language subtitles for The Real L Word - 02x01 - Fresh Start.FQM.English.C.updated.Addic7ed.com

♪ It was just the other night ♪

♪ I don't want to think about it ♪

♪ I don't want to start a fight ♪

♪ I don't want to think about it ♪

♪ every time I take a step left right ♪

♪ yeah I think I'm gonna
sleep real good tonight ♪

♪ just thinkin' about it ♪

♪ you'll find a way ♪

♪ to make me crazy, hazy ♪

♪ so hypnotized ♪

♪ think of the blue skies, blue eyes ♪

♪ and I'll never roam again ♪

♪ I'm back in love again ♪

♪ find my way back home again ♪

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This is Whitney. I can't
come to the phone right now,

so leave a message,
and I'll get back to you

as soon as I can. Thanks.

Hi, babe, it's Sara.

I just wanted to call you and say hi

and see what you're doing.

I feel really weird about
things being awkward between us.

I think that we should talk about it

and try and smooth things over,

'cause I think it's worth a shot still.

Give me a call as soon
as you get this, okay?

Talk to you soon. Bye.

The lesbian wheel is my life.

It's lesbians entering and exiting

and entering again and
exiting in one constant flow.

And at the center of that wheel is Sara.

- Cheers.
- To what?

To us.

You're supposed to say it.

Cheers to us.

So let's talk about how much you miss me.

Last year, we had such
an intense connection.

Sara and I were pretty hot and heavy.

We were instantly drawn together.

And it's like, we couldn't keep
our hands off of each other.

I don't know how I'm
supposed to be around you.

Just be... see, this is the thing

is you think too much about
what you're supposed to do.

Just let it be.

Be open and in the present.

That's how I was.

I was like that.

But, like, I feel like I don't know

what the next move is supposed to be.

If I call you and I want to hang out

and you want to hang out,

instead of fighting the fact

that you want to hang out
with me like you have been,

give in to the fact that you want to,

and come hang out with me.

Sara can be shady.

Like, she can't be trusted.

At Dinah Shore, Sara hooked up with Romi,

who I'd been seeing.

A lot of my friends have
warned me about Sara,

and said that she's not good for me.

I don't know what I'm
supposed to do with you.

Just love me.

I will be the best
girlfriend you ever have.

Like, I will be with you
and be the best girlfriend.

You make it so easy.

You're fighting yourself, you know?

Yeah, because...

just because I have an urge to, like...

heroin addicts have the urge to do heroin.

Oh, my God. Really? You're comparing this?

It's like I'm addicted to you.

It's really frustrating

that I know that she's going against

something that she wants.

Living in the past isn't
gonna get you anywhere.

You know, what are we doing?

Let's be together. You know?

It's, like, I just want to shake her.

And be like, "I know you
want this, so let's do this."

I'm sexually frustrated.

I am.

I can't deny it anymore.

I haven't even fucking...

you just get under my...

soul...

like some form of leprosy.

Slowly eating away at
my limbs and my skin.

That's what you are.

I like those limbs.

Mm.

Happy Birthday, baby.

Hi, honey.

Are you getting the scenic?

I'm getting the angles, baby.

Today is my 29th birthday.

And I'm visiting New York from L.A.

For the weekend to
celebrate with my girlfriend.

'Cause I love New York.

Did you have fun?

Baby, we got to go.

I started dating Kelsey

a little bit after me
and Whitney were dating

or being together.

I think I thought I loved Whitney,

but that was more infatuation and lust.

Oh, God. Oh, my...

As time has gone by, I think I realized

that I wasn't getting
what I wanted from her,

and I was bound and
determined to get that.

- Baby, we're here.
- Love you.

We're here and we're queer.

We're here, we're queer. Get used to it.

Kelsey's so cute.

We could build a snowman.

She is exactly my type.

Like, from head to toe, my type.

She makes me feel like there's
nobody else in the world

that she's even looking at.

Like I am it.

And I love that. I need that.

Down here?

You're cold.

Oh, baby.

Yeah, I know.

You're so happy that we're
holding hands and skipping.

You're so happy.

Want to get a picture of you here?

Yeah. You want to?

Yay.

Let me get one of you.

Okay, look your best.

It's not a modeling shoot.

We've been together and living
together for ten months now,

and we've been through a lot
in our short relationship,

and you can tell that both of us,

the one thing that we do have
is we want to be together.

We want to make it work.

Do what?

Oh, no, don't worry.

She goes in for it.

When I'm wasted and drunk
and you take advantage of me?

That's just...

We're going through a
little bit of a dry spell.

At this point, it's been three
weeks since we've had sex.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

God.

So frustrating.

Well, thank you all for coming, guys.

Hollywood!

Hear, hear. Hollywood!

So I'm moving to L.A.

I'm leaving New York after
ten years of being here,

and my girlfriend, Vivian,
of a year and a half,

I adore her. I think she's great.

It's more like denial that you're actually

going away anywhere. You know that?

Like, who's gonna look
out for you, Claire?

I'm going out to L.A. for various reasons.

I want to create a
website about lesbian life,

and then I have my ex-girlfriend,

my first girlfriend lives in L.A.,

Francine.

Both of us haven't totally
let go of each other,

and haven't let go of the fact

that maybe we are each other's soul mates.

Who's gonna look out for
you in Hollywood, Hollywood?

Like, you have to
understand why I would worry.

Because, it's like...

- And I love Barb.
- Yeah, basically.

She's like your father figure.

Your Asian dad.

You're more Asian than I am.

I am more Asian than half the...

You're just a rice chaser. That's okay.

Oh...

- I'm sorry.
- Who says that?

You can't say stuff like that.

All my friends say I, you know,

"you have the perfect girlfriend.

Your girlfriend is
perfect." And she is perfect.

It's a hard thing to let
somebody that perfect go,

and in the end it might be
one of my biggest regrets,

because I might lose her forever,

but I feel like if I don't go out to L.A.

And figure out why I'm
holding on to Francine

and why... what our relationship is,

I'll never be able to give
Vivian, like, all of myself.

Do you love this?

I'm the cream in the Oreo. I love it.

- Yeah.
- It's gorgeous. Okay.

Taste the rainbow.

Can you look at her with your eyes?

Let me see what that looks like. Yeah.

Cool?

Reset for hair and makeup everybody.

So what are you gonna do this week?

My ex-girlfriend Claire

is moving here, uh, tomorrow.

- Uh-oh.
- Yeah.

Is that a good or a bad thing?

Um, we'll see. I don't know.

It, uh, gives me anxiety.

So we were together
for, like, 3 1/2 years,

and it's been, like, almost three years

since we broke up, but,
you know, I don't know.

Still having some ex issues or something.

And where's she staying while she's here?

- With me temporarily.
- Ooh!

I'm, like, a hot mess. Or just the mess.

You know, I can't believe
she's actually moving here.

I mean, I'm excited, but at the same time,

I have some anxiety about it.

When we were together in a relationship,

it was just very intense,

'cause we were both young.

It's our first love.

And I had a really hard
time getting over her,

and now whenever I enter
into a relationship,

I end up not taking it seriously

because of this thing with
Claire that I'm holding on to.

I don't know what's wrong with me

that I can't get over it.

But she has a girlfriend,

so up to the point where she moves here,

she has this, like, girlfriend,

and then I don't know
what's going on, but, like...

What's her girlfriend think?

Well, she can't be happy
about it, obviously.

- You know?
- Yeah.

- Love you guys.
- Love you.

For putting up with this thing right here.

I am concerned

that her and Francine
might become a couple again.

It's kind of hard to
just be okay with that.

You know? I don't know what to expect.

I don't know what's
gonna happen, you know?

I don't know what's gonna
happen with her and Francine.

I don't know.

It's a lot of question marks right now.

Be honest, Claire. Are you gonna cry?

Look at this right now. Look at this.

This is what you're leaving.
You know what I'm saying?

Like, this.

Aw.

This is definitely my first love.

And heartbreak.

It's just... just sucks,

because I love the shit out of her,

and I can't imagine, you know,
not waking up next to her,

and I have to, and, you know...

All right, so you're doing
what we're doing at V.F.E.,

and then incorporating it with the campus.

What I was thinking is, like,

if we do... if we do staff credentials.

Like if I go, "All right, I'm Sajdah.

"I'm a volunteer at Vote for Equality.

Um, I've worked on a lot
of different campaigns,

you know, in the past."

I'll say, "but the
difference about this campaign

opposed to the other ones

is it was one that directly affected me."

I moved to L.A. a few months ago from D.C.

I work at Vote for Equality
as, like, a field organizer

on college campuses, recruiting students

to help to reverse proposition eight.

- This has to happen now.
- Mm-hmm.

This has to happen right now.

Proposition eight was a ballot measure

that banned same-sex
marriage in California.

We actually go out and talk to voters

who, uh, voted for proposition eight,

and try to understand why they did.

And we've actually changed
the minds and hearts

of a lot of people.

Oh, my God.

I'm putting in my two weeks,

'cause I can't work with you.

I'm gonna get fired either way.

Listen. Let me tell you
this. She started it.

I look at her, and she giggles.

You can't turn a straight
girl gay. I'm sorry.

That's not my intention.

I'm telling you, I used to be a straight.

I still remember straight days.

Okay, go ahead.

I'm new to L.A. life and L.A. lesbians.

You know, like, I've
only been out for a year.

And I was on the ballot for
prom queen in high school.

Yeah, things have changed a lot.

I went through a transition.

After I first came out, it clicked.

But with my mom, she
would say it shocked her.

She's like, "oh, it's just another phase.

Just like you wore light blue every day,

or how you played
football in middle school.

It's just a phase."

And, um, but she quickly kind of saw

that this one wasn't going away.

You're one pride away from
entering the rainbow coalition.

We're gonna give you a
complimentary pack of skittles.

- Get back to work, please.
- I'm working.

You're the one that's distracted.

"How a lesbian can make a baby.

Achieving motherhood is not
straightforward for lesbians."

No shit.

Kacy and I have been
married for 2 1/2 years.

We had a very finite
window to get married,

because we were so afraid that
prop eight was going to pass,

and it did.

When are you ovulating?

The third week in February.

How do you know this?

Well, when you're trying to get pregnant,

it's kind of important.

So now we're ready to have a baby

and start our family and
start the next chapter.

Time out. We're not
ready. No one's ever ready.

Every year we have a different baby date,

and then the baby date gets closer,

and we're like, "uh... "

You know, you start to freak out.

So we just kind of looked
at each other and said,

"all right, that's it."

"Let's just jump in and go for it."

I need to do my basic...

a basic metabolic panel,

and a C.B.C. with diff with P.I.T.

But I feel like such an
idiot. I wonder if, like...

does everybody go through this?

I just have no idea.

There's just too many options.

Well, we're gonna do it here.

Well, look at us. We don't
know what we're doing.

Okay. You okay?

I need a cigarette.

I think I might

- need a cigarette.
- Making a baby is hard work.

Yeah, seriously. And no fucking fun.

Where's all the fun?

Starting this process is overwhelming.

I mean, we need to find a lawyer.

- Find a doctor.
- Find a doctor.

- Find a gay-friendly...
- Gay-friendly.

Um, quit smoking.

For the mom. Yay.

Okay, so let's focus on the
shit that we can control now.

So we know when you're ovulating.

At least we found a donor that really fits

everything that we're longing for.

I've been friends with Brent
for about eight years now.

We will call him this weekend.

Mm-hmm.

Um, but I kind of think
we should talk to a doctor

before we call him,

because what if they need him out here

maybe earlier than that

to do some sort of tests, or... you know?

So the anonymous way,

I mean, I... you just
don't know what you get,

and I want... I want a vibe of someone.

Like, you know, I don't
want some Joe Shmoe

that needed money for a six-pack

so he went and beat off into a cup.

Just step by step.

We'll breathe through it.

It's gonna be fine.

It'll all be worth it.

All this craziness. Jesus.

Hi. Hi, my baby. Hi, baby.

She's so excited.

Sara texts me that she
has a couple of things

she needs done around her
apartment, fixing-wise.

- Hi.
- What do you have?

I have tools.

No, I don't really have tools.

I only have a hammer.

We are not together.

And we should not be together.

Yep, Sara's making up
excuses to get me over there.

I'm also falling into those traps,

and going for those excuses.

You don't have a ladder?

No.

So what? Are you gonna lift me?

Can still lift your butt up.

Do you like the... my grip
that I have right here?

It's good, right?

No, you need it, like, up higher.

Oh, thanks.

All right. Hold me.

'Cause if you let me fall...

Like, up, or just, like, in place?

How many lesbians does it
take to change a light bulb?

- Yes.
- Good team.

Whoo!

Who needs a ladder?

I think one of the biggest things

is I like taking care of people.

It makes me feel good or comfortable,

and Sara likes being taken care of.

Whoa! You know what happens?

There's a fan in there, so
your hair could get sucked in.

Then I'll die. Here you go.

No, put that down.

Oh, it's not too bad.

Here you go. Take a bite.

It's chocolaty right here.

I always know how to win your heart.

I'm easy.

Chocolate, puppies.

Vaginas.

Thank you.

See ya.

See you later.

So I'll send you my bill.

Thank you. I really...

- No problem.
- So I'll call you later?

If I need any more... a few things
that need to be tinkered with.

Yeah.

- You know?
- Mm-hmm.

Bye, Raja.

See ya.

All I know is I'm going home tonight,

and I think it's the smarter decision.

Because I know in the depths of my brain

that Sara is not good for me.

So this? Yes.

Oh, this is the
quintessential L.A. jacket.

That's a quintessential lesbian jacket.

No, no, no. But listen.

This is the L.A. jacket

that you wear with the collar floppy,

glasses, simple, like, white shirt.

No, I'm bringing New York there.

I'm not gonna dress like them.

Yeah, I know, but you
can meet a happy medium,

- and this black is good.
- Oh, I can...

Oh, good. Okay.

And it's a good brand.

I don't know, but...

Oh, no. Come stain.

- There's a come stain.
- Pussy sauce.

Me and Whitney dated for about 4 1/2 years

when she lived in New York.

Well, we lived together for three years.

We had dogs. We talked
about getting married.

And then we broke up,

because she swears that
she didn't cheat on me,

but she cheated on me.

And that's when she decided
actually to move to L.A.

This...

That's a no.

So then let's make a no pile.

I decided to move to L.A.

Because I feel like
I've done it in New York.

I'm at the top of my game here.

I've worked for two of the
top hair stylists in New York,

and I'm ready to work it out in L.A.

Yeah.

Is that a clitoral stimulator?

Oh, my God. I hate you guys.

You guys are so stupid.

I was a little nervous
about Rachel moving to L.A.,

just because I've lived with Rachel

and I've lived with Whitney.

Whitney's crazy in her
own, like, nonchalant,

"I don't notice what I'm doing,

I'm not doing anything
wrong," kind of way.

And Rachel's just more emotional.

All right, Hana's coming up.

Hana's coming up.

Hey, girl.

What's up, girl?

How are you?

How are you?

Hana is Sara's ex of, like, five years.

And when I met Hana

is when I found out that
Whitney and Sara were dating.

I didn't even know who Sara was.

And I guess now through
Hana again I find out

that they're... that they're not dating.

Do you need a cigarette?

Oh...

Yeah, can I have one?

God. I hate you so much.

Look what I found when I was packing.

I have to say, like...

and nothing to down anyone Whitney dates,

but I know her,

and I know that no matter who she dates

I will always be the Mary,

and they will always be the Rhoda.

And that's just how it is.

These kids are gonna be scared.

If you were six and you saw
this strapped to somebody,

wouldn't you be a little... ?

I mean, I don't understand
the point of this at all.

This seems drastic for
these kids to be training on.

I enjoy working with Alyssa,
doing special effects.

Today we are working on a job
for the New Zealand red cross.

Stand up, you dick.

Sara keeps texting me.

You're too busy right now.

Text her.

Too busy. Sorry.

I feel like I'm in this middle ground

where I don't know
what I'm supposed to do.

It's just a matter of keeping
it in your pants or not.

I hate to sound like a judgmental asshole.

It's just I've known Whitney for 11 years,

and I've known her long enough to know

when something isn't going to work.

No one wants the two of them together.

If you ask every single
one of your friends

that's friends with Sara,

every single one of them
has had an issue with her.

If you can't trust her,
then what do you have?

A few months ago, all
of her friends were like,

"dude, we heard Sara say

that she thought that
Whitney had a big ego

and she could never really
be in a relationship with her,

but that she thought that doing the show

would be really advantageous to
her career as a hair stylist."

And we told Whitney all of this stuff.

It's just very hard for
me to understand what it is

that she sees in her.

Um, Rachel comes at, like, 5:00.

- Like 5:00-ish.
- I'm so excited.

I'm actually excited about her coming too.

- Two words.
- What?

Be careful.

I mean, I love Rachel to death,

and I think that Rachel

has every intention of being your friend,

but I think that there's
also still feelings there.

Yeah, Rachel and I are
very physically compatible.

Like, we've always had good sex.

I think I could always
revisit something with her.

You know, I need, like,

somebody to come sweep me off my feet.

So do you want to sleep with Rachel?

No.

Really?

Two days ago you said you were
gonna have sex with Rachel.

Oh, my God. Alyssa!

You did. I'm just saying.

I want to know if that changed now.

Fuckin' ass, dude.

All right, babe.

I'll call you before I take off.

Thank you.

All right. Don't cry.

Let's just do this quickly.

I'll call you when I land.

I love you, baby.

So I just said bye to Vivian.

It was a lot harder than
I thought it was gonna be.

Um...

It's gonna be okay.

Let's just not forget that. All right?

- I love you.
- Love you.

I'm gonna go.

I feel like a jerk,

'cause if somebody asked
me to be okay with this,

I wouldn't be okay.

But my intention is not
to do anything to hurt her.

It's just to figure out myself.

I am really in love with Vivian,

but I also have this
connection to Francine

that I can't deny,

so it's not like I'm, you know,

consciously trying to get Francine back,

but there is that...
there is that thought.

How's it going?

Pretty good. I think.

I don't know. You tell me.

- Ooh, it is looking good.
- Thanks.

It's time to go pick up Rachel.

- Is it?
- Yep. Brushes down.

- Hold on.
- It's Rachel time.

Yeah.

Ooh, are you nervous?

I can tell you're nervous.

- You can?
- Uh-huh.

- Seriously?
- Yeah.

I want Whitney to be happy,

and I want her to be with somebody

that we all like and that we all trust.

I do have a high standard,

but there are people out
there that I like, you know?

If she wanted to date Rachel,

I would probably do a backflip right now.

I love Rachel, and I think
they're great together.

You really think I look nervous?

Yeah, you do.

Actually, the word would be "terrified."

Shut up.

You look terrified that
Rachel's about to be here.

You're so stupid.

Where is she?

I don't know.

Oh.

Welcome to Los Angeles.

I expected you to have a chalupa for me.

This is the day that you
never thought would come.

I know.

And now that it's here,

I don't feel that you're as excited...

Shut up.

Let's see if this closes.

- It closed?
- Like a glove.

Me and whit's relationship
is amazing right now.

We have been communicating.

It's... it's really like it used to be.

I would definitely say it's inevitable

that me and Whitney are going to hook up.

Watch the turds.

- Where?
- I don't know.

There might be some lingering about.

She's living in my house.

Like, she's staying in my back room.

She held a special place
in my heart for years.

Who knows? I mean, we've
given it a shot before,

so I don't know if it's
meant to be for the future.

Casual hook-up?

It's a possibility.

This is where I live.

Hey, babe, I'm jumping in the shower.

Tonight Kelsey and I are
meeting up with a friend,

my friend Becky and her boyfriend David,

who I hadn't seen in a little while.

Hot.

We're gonna have, like, just
a nice dinner and some drinks,

and it's, like, their
first time meeting Kelsey.

Are you gonna be nice
and social to everyone?

Naturally.

God.

Don't ask Becky and her boyfriend

500 awkward questions.

What do you mean awkward question?

What qualifies as an awkward question?

What qualifies as an awkward question?

Once you catch on that
the response is, like,

that the question is weird, then move on.

Well, you know what?

I can do whatever I want.

Okay. You can ask whatever you want then.

You want me just to sit there
and be quiet and not say a word?

No, I want you to ask questions.

Why? Are you embarrassed?

No, I want you to ask questions,

and I want you to get to know them.

Yeah, and that's what I'm gonna do.

Okay, then that's what you're gonna do.

Romi at times runs the relationship.

Things are usually on her terms.

When I'm in the moment
and I'm doing something

and she wants to protect me,

or so I don't look
foolish, she'll stop me.

No, like, let me do that.

I don't need her regulating any of that.

And it's really frustrating.

Feel better 'cause you showered?

I'm listening to music, baby.

Okay. Never mind.

Can you see me?

Hold on a sec.

I don't even have a shirt on.

Come on.

You gonna make me late on my date, yo.

That's what you're wearing?

It's a polo. It's, like, a slim-fit polo.

No? It's, like, a open mic.

Oh, okay.

So it's real chill, right? So I'm good?

- Yeah, you good.
- All right, then. Cool.

Oh, shit. Hold up.

Yo, that's her.

That's your date?

Yeah, it's the girl. Hello?

Hey.

I wanted to, uh, give you a call,

to let you know that I was
definitely coming tonight.

- Oh, okay.
- What time's it starting?

It's at 7:00.

We have some of the artists
showing up right now.

It's gonna be good.

A friend who's a lesbian

was talking about being on match.Com,

and it surprised me,

because I thought match.Com
was only for straights.

So I just went and
looked, and I saw Chanel.

Chanel's beautiful.

So I found her on Facebook,

and, um, added her as a friend.

In the little Facebook exchange,

she invited me to this show
she was putting on that weekend.

So I was like, "all right, I'll be there."

- Like, definitely.
- Go out and have a good time.

All right, I'll see you.

I'm worried that she might
not look like her picture.

I'm worried that she might
not be interested in me.

I'm worried that she might be a straight.

You know, like maybe

she mistakenly clicked "women for women."

So I'm excited, but kind
of nervous at the same time,

because it's a lot on the table.

Mom.

I just wanted to let you
know I met someone out here.

Her name is Chanel.

I'm about to go meet her at this show.

She's cute of course. Come on.

She's 24.

She turn 25 on the 30th.

Yes.

Aw.

Yeah, I'm excited. I'm excited to meet up.

So we'll see how it goes.

What would be something crazy?

I'm not having sex, ma.

All right, mommy. I love you.

All right. I love you too.

All right, I'll call you
when I get back in the house.

All right.

She's the best.

I fuckin' love her.

It's all her fault.

'Cause I want somebody just like her.

Hello?

Hi. How are you?

Oh.

You're late.

I know.

This L.A. traffic.

It's not like this on the east coast.

Okay. I know. I know. How are you?

I'm good. How are you?

It's nice to see you.

It's nice to meet you as well.

Like, looking at her, like...

She's beautiful.

Like, her body's nice.

I mean, she's, like, the right height.

Like, her walk... I mean, everything.

Like, everything was there.

Let me go in and, uh, check on the poets,

'cause they're trying to
sell their books right now,

so I'm gonna go help 'em with that,

and then, um, when we're
kind of wrapping it up,

I'll come back and find you.

All right, good.

All right. Bye, honey.

Thank you, God.

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes.

I think she might like me a little bit.

We'll see.

Hi, guys.

Hi.

Hi. How are you?

I'm good. Good to see you, honey.

Good to see you.

- Hi, babe.
- Good to see you.

- Hi.
- Good to see you.

Here we are. The two birthday girls.

We were all in L.A. at some point.

Birthday girls.

We had our birthday yesterday.

With Elvis. Both: And David Bowie.

Elvis. David Bowie.

And now we're celebrating in New York.

Yeah. Can we have a kiss?

Kiss.

Give me a kiss.

I love you.

That's all I get?

Hey, that's all I get?

Here we go. Here we have
the argument of the day.

That's all I get?

Don't with your... ugh.

That's all she wants to give me.

She's arguing with me today.

Kelsey thinks I don't
give her enough attention.

But you're a guy. You're different.

No, ask him.

Do you feel that Becky
gives you enough attention?

You want more attention, don't you?

I know I want more attention.

- Oh.
- I don't think he does.

I think he's fine.

Are you content?

Uh, content? No.

No, content's not a good word.

No, they're not just, like, satisfied.

So "content" is not a good word?

No.

You're telling me that you're content,

and you're suggesting
that content is good.

I think so.

Content's not good.

I'm content.

How insulting.

So you're not happy.

How insulting.

I'm content.

Well, what would make you
happy in this relationship?

I want her to touch me more.

And why don't you touch her?

Because she wants it so bad.

Because I need it.

It's, like, I give you
everything you want.

What about Kelsey?

Therapy. Thank you.

Let's just go.

Let me go to the restroom.

I know. And then we leave and we're like,

"Did you... did you enjoy that?

I enjoyed that. Did we all enjoy that?"

- Let's go.
- Come.

- I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
- Overwhelmed.

Look, we're content and
we're going to the bathroom.

I love you and I give
you, like, everything.

I show you love in so many ways.

It's just different than
what you're asking for.

You are.

All right then.

So we've established that.

You just need a lot.

I hate that that's,
like, how you think of us.

What? That I'm content?

Well, that you're just content with me.

I think that you should
look into the fact too

that, like, yes, I don't
give that much that way,

but that maybe you've
asked for a little bit more

that most people can give,

and maybe to look at that in yourself too,

that it's okay for people
to give it in different ways.

The thing is, I don't think
I'm asking for too much.

Okay, and I don't think
that I'm not giving too much.

That's why we're content.

- What?
- Hello kitty vibrator.

Oh, God. That's gonna make it all better.

I wonder if the hello
kitty shoots sperm. No?

So I have a weird question.

- We're trying to make a baby.
- Okay.

And we would like to pretend
to do it the old fashioned way,

so is there anything that, like,

you can strap on and
squirt material at people?

This would probably be the closest thing.

It's usually used as, like, a butt douche.

I'm not comfortable making
our baby with a butt douche.

This feels very medical.
I'm just saying, like...

I mean, a turkey baster would be better.

This isn't gonna happen
the all-natural way.

But, like, going to a doctor's
office is a little clinical,

so we would like to try it at
least a couple times at home.

I could get, like, a jock strap,

and we could just, like,
put something in there

that shoots it.

Do you think that we could modify one?

- Home depot.
- That's the next stop.

You get the whole kit.

If it didn't work out
here, that's the next stop.

I thought what we could
do is we could take one

that looked reasonable size,

like, drill a hole in the middle,

and just kind of shove it in.

My thinking is that we would get a straw,

funnel it in there,

and then kind of like, a, um,

uh, what do you... spit... spit ball?

Yeah, well, I...

You would stick it in there...

A spit wad?

I don't know. Yeah.

Never been so comfortable
talking about sperm

even when I was sleeping with men.

Sperm, sperm, sperm!

You guys are even

a little more comfortable
about sperm than I am.

You'd be surprised.
Talk about it every day.

I want to know where the
hello kitty vibrator is.

Does that by any chance squirt sperm?

No, but the side that
vibrates is actually her face.

I think we're gonna try home depot.

Bye, Tom. Thank you.

Let's just go make a baby.

I'll just put it in you.

Like, I'm like...

I don't know where anything is.

- You know how that is for me.
- I do.

But I think I'm being
pretty cool about it.

Pretty good. Once you get
to shower and decompress

you'll feel good.

Yeah, I know.

50... 52 pickup. Go.

- Hello?
- Hi.

- Hi.
- What are you doing?

What?

I don't know. I don't think so.

It's fine.

Okay.

I mean, she just got here,

and it's been kind of hectic,

and, you know...

She didn't really sleep
last night and stuff, so...

I don't know.

You're not... do you feel weird
about her being here, or no?

Yeah, I miss you, but...

I don't know.

It's like Sara and I have this
magnetism towards each other,

and it pisses me off.

I can't get away from her and
she can't get away from me.

All right. Bye.

Night.

I know there's attraction
and a draw to Sara,

and it's taking a toll on my soul.

So cheers.

Rachel, welcome to Los Angeles.

Welcome to the west coast.

The west coast is the best coast.

I'm really starting to get excited.

Tomorrow morning.

He needed a couple days to
think about it a little more.

I told him, like, we're ready.

Brent's an ideal donor

because he's far enough away

where we don't really think he'll be

day to day in the life of our child.

He's close enough to
where we can fly him in

for the whole stuffing.

That... that sounds awful.

The stuffing. The baby stuffing.

And he doesn't want to be involved.

He wants to be uncle Brent.

And I can deal with uncle Brent.

It's papa Brent that I would
have a serious issue with.

So what if my vagina

never goes back the way that it should be?

Are you still gonna love it?

Of course I'm still...

What if it's like...

I can't even take this
conversation seriously.

Really?

Virginia told me...

Oh, Jesus. You know what?

I'm gonna email her and be like,

"Stop telling Cori things."

She told me that her mom

gave birth to an 11-pound child.

Oh, shit.

And she was all stitched up.

And she's sitting there in the chair.

She lifts up the gown
and looks at her vagina

and said, "holy fuck. It's broken."

I don't really care what
your vagina looks like.

There's nothing it's hugging.

I mean, we can have more fun...

Promise you'll still love it?

I will still love you even
though your vagina's broken.

I will love you regardless.

I love you first thing in the morning.

I love you after a long night.

I love you piss-ass
drunk peeing on the curb.

I love you in any way, shape, or form.

I wouldn't have married
you if I didn't love you.

Let me get... shit. I
don't know if I can reach.

Mm. I love you.

I love you.

Being at the palms was, like,

my first all-girl scene.
Like, ever, and it's amazing,

'cause it's really, like, all girls.

It's girls everywhere.
Beautiful women too.

It's like a kid in a candy store.

It's amazing. But I
was waiting for Chanel.

There we go. Guys put a smile on my face.

I'm glad you guys came.

Let's go, then.

Chanel and I,

we're almost, like, instantly comfortable.

We went from... from being strangers

to, like, that step of getting
to know each other instantly.

It was really good.

It meant so much more than a dance.

And the dance was plenty by itself.

What?

You're no good.

I got a after-party special?

- What's that?
- Right.

What do you really want
for your birthday? Like...

I think I already got it.

I might have already gotten it.

I'm seri... Why do you think I'm playing?

I'm so serious right now.

You come with them player lines.

It's not...

How can anyone, like, trust you

when you come with the... with the game?

It's not game.

Guard up.

That's not fair at all.

That's not fair.

Damn, I really like this girl.

I don't know. It's there.

Like, I'm crazy attracted to her.

Kind of, 'cause I think I like you.

I'm not sure.

Yeah?

Stop trying to get me to say mushy stuff.

There you go.

Yeah, just like that.

- You're so funny.
- This is good.

I had to work late today,

and couldn't get to the airport
in time to pick up Claire,

so her parents went and picked her up.

Yeah, I'm excited to see her.

At the same time, um,

I guess it is, like, some
sort of anxiety there,

because, um, I haven't
seen her for a while, so...

It'll be interesting.

I was a little anxious

about seeing Francine for the first time.

I feel like it's a very bold move

that I just did to move out here.

You know?

I just left my life and left my girlfriend

to give this... this girl a chance.

Oh, my God. Hi.

- How are you?
- Hi.

- Long time no see.
- I like your apartment.

It's much more set up than
it was last time I saw you.

Well, this looks good.

- What looks good?
- This looks good.

When I came here last time,

there was, like, nothing back here.

I was giving you a compliment,

so you could maybe take that.

I wasn't being mean.

The minute I walked into the door,

all these past feelings came back,

and we had a lot of unresolved issues.

I know that she comes
with a lot of baggage.

And now again it's,
like, when she comes here,

I was placed right back into it.

Things were pretty weird

last time we saw each other, though.

I didn't think they were weird.

Thought they were nice
last time we saw each other.

- Think they're weird now.
- Things that were bad.

- Your birthday's next month.
- Oh, yeah.

I... I'll be somewhere else. Don't worry.

Great.

See ya. Peace out.

Honey, you can't just say things like that

and then, like, pretend like
you don't say things like that.

Oh, really?

Let's just be, like, honest.

Let's just be real here.

Well, what is going on?

You're just upset with...

What are you doing? I'm not upset.

I have nothing but good intentions

with coming out here.

So if you think I'm coming out here...

Coming out here for what again?

- To come out here to...
- Why are you here?

- Why are you here?
- I want to... moved here.

I wanted to move to L.A.

Why L.A.? That's so random for you?

You always used to talk shit about L.A.

Why... why are you here?

- You know why I'm here.
- Why?

Because I wanted to leave New York.

But you have a girlfriend.
Why are you in L.A.?

- But...
- This is awkward.

- You should know...
- You're in love with a girl.

- Why are you here?
- Franny, I do love Vivian.

So what are you trying to do?

I'm just trying to understand you.

I'm not trying to do anything.

You're just being self-centered.

I'm being self-centered?

Because you want your cake
and you want to eat it too.

You want... you want Vivian,

but you don't want me to forget about you.

And you know what it is?

I think that's fuckin' selfish.

You just need to be honest with yourself

and with other people around you,

because you're stomping on other people

for your own benefit right now.

What do you want me to answer?

Why I'm out in L.A.?

I'm out in L.A. because I
wanted to get away from New York.

I'm out in L.A. because I'm tired...

I'm tired of... I'm tired
of wondering about you.

Okay? I'm tired of it.

So I either want to
figure it out with you...

Well, it's never gonna be figured out

if you're fucking stringing
everyone else along.

- Vivian...
- And you know what?

I'm done. I'm done.

I'm not gonna be a fucking pathetic person

and wait around for your ass.

Franny, you have every
right to be angry with me,

- but don't say mean things.
- I'm not saying mean things.

Don't go to your bag of tricks,

have a way to make me
feel like a piece of shit.

I'm not making you feel
like a piece of shit.

Well, you're doing a good job of it.

You always make me feel
like a piece of shit.

When was the last time that
I said anything mean to you?

All the time where you
called me and you said,

"I have the best girlfriend ever,

and I'm still in love with
a piece of shit like you."

That's fucked up.

And you want to have this argument...

No, I don't. I don't.

I can't deal with this right now.

My God.

This is so bad.

I can't make excuses for my behavior.

I don't... you know,
on a level, she's right,

but I just got here,

and I wanted it to be nice.

And it's not nice already.

And it sucks.

Yeah, we're fine.

All right, then we're fine.

We're fine.

All right, honey.

Are you gonna be okay to walk?

Let's get a drink. Let's get a drink.

I just want to be with you.

You're with me.

Yeah.

Thank you for tonight.

Did you have fun?

Yeah.

Thanks for being so amazing.

I love you, babe.

We got up to the point where
we were going to have sex,

and there was some,
like, making out going on,

and then did I just fall asleep?

Pretty much.

It's 1:30 your time.

I know. I'm... I'm like, um...

you know, I didn't sleep...

literally, I didn't sleep last night,

and the night before
I slept for four hours.

So I'm running on...

on "I am totally delirious" fumes.

I think we're all gonna
crash out early tonight.

I'm gonna go shower and go to bed.

All right, kiwi, you want to come with me?

I know you do.

All right, good night.

Good night.

Good night.

All right, I'm gonna take a shower.

All right. I'll see you at 8:30.

All right. Good night.

I feel bad.

I know. Obviously.

It's only natural that you would feel bad.

I didn't even tell
Alyssa that I was leaving.

Alyssa is not a huge fan of Sara.

You know, she has good reason

to not be 100% team whoo-hoo Sara.

Yeah, if I'm hiding something,

I'm probably doing something wrong.

And I don't know on whose accord is that.

Like, who says I'm doing something wrong?

Is it myself? Do I have a
guilty conscience about it?

Or is it about the wrath of Alyssa?

Or all of the above?

I'm gonna go ahead with "C,"

all of the above.

Oh, God, babe.

Sara's like a drug to me.

It's like putting a big old bag of heroin

in front of a heroin addict

and telling them they can't touch it.

He was supposed to call ten minutes ago.

"Hi. I know this is a
very difficult decision,

but we are really... "

This is awful. I don't know how to...

"I know this is a very difficult decision,

"but we are really sitting
here waiting by the phone.

Do you have any idea when we can talk?"

I think it's honest and to the point.

Today's the day we're supposed
to get our final decision.

You know, the final
go-ahead that Brent's in.

And we had a phone date for 1:30.

I mean, I'm... I'm totally freaking out,

because I will be ovulating
exactly a month from now.

I know you hate this.

No, it just sucks.

Like...

Just hate having no control over anything.

And I talked to him...

Like a year ago, when we started thinking,

and he said, "Yes, of course,"

and now I don't know what happened.

Now I guess it's real, and...

He's more attached to
his sperm than I thought.

What is that about?

I mean, it's a big decision.

But I just... I'm so frustrated.

Like, text me back.

Call me when you say you're gonna call me.

Like, this is my life too.

I feel like we are those girls.

Waiting by the phone.

Oh, my God.

"Sorry, guys.

I love you, but I think
this is too much for me."

So that's a no to it all, I take it?

Fuck this.

Dang, man. Fuck all of it.

I'm sorry.

That this is so hard.

I don't know.

Obviously I was just assuming,

and, you know, going off what he said,

that "Of course I want to be a part of it.

"Of course you can count on me.

I want to be the donor."

And now all of a sudden just like that.

Like, why lead me on?

Like, it's just... it's
frustrating, you know?

We had a plan.

Okay. It's okay.

It's okay.

It's not fair.

It's okay. Come here.

Come here. It's okay.

It's okay. Come here.

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