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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:36,453 --> 00:00:38,663 Come on, you lazy Cro-Magnon! 2 00:00:38,747 --> 00:00:41,123 Ohh! 3 00:00:44,461 --> 00:00:48,506 Hey! Back to work! You guys had a break two days ago! 4 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:50,633 Come on, now! 5 00:00:55,222 --> 00:00:58,766 Come on, Sheba! That's my big girl! 6 00:01:02,521 --> 00:01:05,314 Look at those pathetic worms 7 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:08,067 burrowing their lives away. 8 00:01:08,235 --> 00:01:11,362 Do you know why I'm up here and they're down there, Miss Stone? 9 00:01:11,530 --> 00:01:13,948 Because you lied on your resume? 10 00:01:14,116 --> 00:01:15,908 No. 11 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:18,327 Because I have vision. 12 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:21,872 And right now I have a vision of you and me... 13 00:01:21,957 --> 00:01:25,084 Dripping with coconut oil on a beach in Rocapulco... 14 00:01:25,168 --> 00:01:28,588 With Mr. Slate's fortune to keep us company. 15 00:01:31,341 --> 00:01:34,176 I'm glad we see eye to eye. 16 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:41,934 And somewhere down there is the ignorant stooge 17 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:45,730 who will make all my schemes come true. 18 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:57,033 Yabba-dabba-doo! 19 00:01:57,200 --> 00:02:00,202 Flintstones Meet the Flintstones 20 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:02,038 They're a modern Stone Age family 21 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:07,251 From the town of Bedrock 22 00:02:07,419 --> 00:02:11,631 They're a page right out of history 23 00:02:12,716 --> 00:02:15,009 Let's ride with the family down the street 24 00:02:15,177 --> 00:02:17,887 Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet 25 00:02:18,055 --> 00:02:20,389 When you're with the Flintstones 26 00:02:20,557 --> 00:02:24,018 Have a yabba-dabba doo time A dabba-doo time 27 00:02:24,186 --> 00:02:27,188 We'll have a gay old time 28 00:02:41,078 --> 00:02:43,162 The captain has just turned on the seat belt sign... 29 00:02:43,246 --> 00:02:46,082 Signaling our descent into the Bedrock area. 30 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:50,336 On your left, you'll be able to see the Grand Canyon in about 15,000,000 years. 31 00:03:09,398 --> 00:03:12,608 K- A-V-E Radio Bedrock 32 00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:16,028 The KAVE accu-forecast for tonight calls for light seismic activity. 33 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:18,280 And a 20 percent chance of meteor showers. 34 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:22,618 Quick traffic update, due to lava flows, Highway One will be closed... Forever! 35 00:03:22,786 --> 00:03:25,663 K- A-V-E Molten Oldie 36 00:03:28,834 --> 00:03:31,711 Sow belly, pot ofbeans Tie a rope around your jeans 37 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:34,797 Tell your mom not to wait You ain't coming home too late 38 00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:37,633 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 39 00:03:37,801 --> 00:03:38,926 Twitch 40 00:03:43,181 --> 00:03:47,435 There's a town I know where the hipsters go called Bedrock 41 00:03:47,602 --> 00:03:48,644 Twitch, twitch 42 00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:51,147 When you get that itch you can do the Twitch 43 00:03:51,314 --> 00:03:53,899 In Bedrock Twitch, twitch 44 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:55,568 'Cause the Twitch is fine Have yourself a time 45 00:03:57,195 --> 00:03:58,904 In Bedrock 46 00:03:58,989 --> 00:04:00,072 Drum solo! 47 00:04:04,202 --> 00:04:07,204 Hey! Watch it, will ya? Finally got my hair the way I like it. 48 00:04:07,372 --> 00:04:08,914 I'm so excited, Fred. I'm gonna be a father. 49 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:10,624 I'm so excited, Fred. I'm gonna be a father. 50 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:12,626 It's like a dream come true. 51 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:17,006 A son. Someone to carry on the proud name of Rubble. 52 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:18,507 Think I'll be a good daddy, Fred? 53 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:20,634 Well, you're bound to find something you're good at. 54 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:23,721 Yeah, sure... Hey! 55 00:04:26,475 --> 00:04:29,560 - Uncle! - Heh, heh, heh. 56 00:04:29,728 --> 00:04:32,521 You know, Fred, Betty and I really owe it all to you. 57 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:36,150 We would've never qualified to adopt had it not been for the money you gave us. 58 00:04:36,234 --> 00:04:38,527 Remember, Barn, that's between you and me. 59 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:42,448 I'd like to tell the world what a great guy my best buddy is! 60 00:04:42,532 --> 00:04:44,033 No, no, no! 61 00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:47,787 True, it was a selfless, noble act, if I do say so myself. 62 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:50,247 My only reward will be your happiness. 63 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:53,250 I don't need to go blabbin' my good deeds all around. 64 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:58,047 You're afraid to tell Wilma, aren't you? 65 00:05:00,217 --> 00:05:03,385 Afraid? Now, let's get this straight, Rubble. 66 00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:06,722 I don't need permission from my wife to make a decision. 67 00:05:06,890 --> 00:05:10,059 In my cave, I reign supreme! 68 00:05:10,227 --> 00:05:12,311 Su-preme! 69 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:15,731 - I won't tell her, Fred. - Thanks, pal. 70 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:51,725 Hiya, Timmy! 71 00:05:51,893 --> 00:05:54,228 Here you go! Shoot, shoot, shoot! 72 00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:55,771 Hey, Charlie! 73 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:17,042 - Huh? - Wilma! 74 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:19,962 I'm home! 75 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:25,426 No, Dino! No, no! No, Dino! Bad boy! 76 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:30,848 Bad dog! 77 00:06:31,016 --> 00:06:33,475 - Good doggie! - Bad Dino breath. 78 00:06:33,643 --> 00:06:35,477 Fred! 79 00:06:35,645 --> 00:06:38,647 Do you have to get Dino so wound up when you come home? 80 00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:41,984 It's not my fault. Maybe he'd calm down if we had him fixed! 81 00:06:42,152 --> 00:06:44,820 What? 82 00:06:49,492 --> 00:06:51,827 Here comes the big Daddysaurus! 83 00:06:58,001 --> 00:07:00,586 How was your day, dear? 84 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:03,422 I think my Brontocrane's pregnant again. 85 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:05,591 I tell ya, 86 00:07:05,884 --> 00:07:09,053 you forget to lock her up one Saturday night... 87 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:12,306 - Comfortable, Fred? - On my way. 88 00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:16,435 All I need's a brew and a good scratch. Which one do you want to do first? 89 00:07:16,519 --> 00:07:19,355 It does my heart good to see you relaxing 90 00:07:19,522 --> 00:07:21,440 after a hard day at the quarry. 91 00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:24,234 I'm telling you, I married the pick of the litter. 92 00:07:26,029 --> 00:07:29,740 Fred, our garbage disposal has been acting up a lot lately, 93 00:07:29,824 --> 00:07:33,285 so I decided that it was time to buy a new one. 94 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:37,081 But when I went to take money out of our savings account... 95 00:07:37,248 --> 00:07:40,209 - Guess what? - New garbage disposal? 96 00:07:40,377 --> 00:07:44,129 New garbage disposal? Why throw good money down the drain? 97 00:07:45,256 --> 00:07:47,132 There's nothing wrong with this one. 98 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:49,885 All right, you. Say "ahh. " 99 00:07:50,053 --> 00:07:51,929 Uh-uh. 100 00:07:56,351 --> 00:07:59,645 Do you have any idea why there's no money in our savings account? 101 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:01,647 Aha! 102 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:06,902 There's your problem right there. 103 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:15,035 All right, you! Spit it out! 104 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:17,246 Where's the money, Fred? 105 00:08:18,915 --> 00:08:21,125 Something happened to it. There, I said it. 106 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:24,253 We have scrimped and saved for that money. 107 00:08:24,421 --> 00:08:26,672 And every time we get ahead, 108 00:08:26,756 --> 00:08:29,049 you have to go blow it on some hare-brained scheme! 109 00:08:29,134 --> 00:08:33,637 Now, see here, Wilma! In this cave, I am the king! 110 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:36,265 - And... - And what, Fred? 111 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:39,852 And you have every right to know, my queen. 112 00:08:41,271 --> 00:08:43,063 I gave it to Barney. 113 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:44,648 You what? 114 00:08:44,733 --> 00:08:46,358 I know I should've consulted you, 115 00:08:46,776 --> 00:08:48,861 but Barney Rubble's my neighbor, my lodge brother 116 00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:51,822 and my best friend since the first time I went through the fifth grade! 117 00:08:52,323 --> 00:08:53,615 Fred Flintstone! 118 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:57,077 Wilma, without that money, they wouldn't be allowed to adopt a baby. 119 00:08:58,246 --> 00:09:01,040 So go ahead, yell, scream, let the fur fly. 120 00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:03,792 Give the neighbors something to talk about! 121 00:09:08,339 --> 00:09:11,467 What you have just done for the Rubbles... 122 00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:15,054 Is the sweetest, most generous thing I ever heard. 123 00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:18,891 And I adore you for it. 124 00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:25,439 Mmm. 125 00:09:25,607 --> 00:09:27,399 I also bought a new bowling ball. 126 00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:37,159 Wait! Come on, honey! 127 00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:39,453 - Watch your step. - Sit down. 128 00:09:41,331 --> 00:09:43,499 All right, all together, folks. 129 00:09:52,634 --> 00:09:54,551 Betty, sit down and relax. 130 00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:57,554 Oh, I can't, Wilma. It just hit me. 131 00:09:57,722 --> 00:10:00,516 From now on, I'll be spending 24 hours a day 132 00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:03,102 attending to the every need of a helpless little boy. 133 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:11,110 Then again, maybe it won't be such a big adjustment after all. 134 00:10:14,823 --> 00:10:16,365 Fred! 135 00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:21,453 And promise you won't say anything like you did when you saw my sister's baby. 136 00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:25,457 The kid had a tail. Was I supposed to pretend I didn't notice? 137 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:30,045 Hello, Mommy and Daddy! I have someone who wants to meet you! 138 00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:35,926 Aah! 139 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:38,887 Well, it's not exactly what we pictured, but... 140 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:43,642 - We'll love him like he was our own. No, no, no. 141 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:46,728 This little fellow belongs to the Hendersons. 142 00:10:54,237 --> 00:10:56,989 - So glad you'll be nursing. - Congratulations. 143 00:10:57,198 --> 00:11:00,742 Mr. And Mrs. Rubble, this is your little boy. 144 00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:06,123 Barney, isn't he precious? 145 00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:07,833 Precious? They'd have been better off with the monkey. 146 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:09,168 Fred! 147 00:11:09,419 --> 00:11:11,503 - Does he have a name? - Bamm-Bamm. 148 00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:15,424 - Is that short for somethin'? - Bamm-Bamm-Bamm. 149 00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:20,012 You'll have to take it slowly with this one. 150 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:24,099 He doesn't speak yet, and he's a little skittish around humans. 151 00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:28,854 But then again, I would be too if I had been raised by wild mastodons. 152 00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:31,523 Mastodons? 153 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:34,276 Let's not nitpick. A mammal's a mammal. 154 00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:39,406 Well, sounds to me like all he needs is a little lovin'. 155 00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:41,200 Ohh. 156 00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:43,619 Come here, little guy. 157 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,245 Aah! He growled. 158 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:46,622 It's cute. 159 00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:50,667 It's okay, little guy. I'm your da-da. 160 00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:01,887 Bamm-Bamm! 161 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:05,015 Oh! Barney! 162 00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:07,267 - Oh, Betty! Bamm-Bamm! No! 163 00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:19,071 Bamm-Bamm! Bamm-Bamm, wait! 164 00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:22,574 Stalactite, stalagmite Hold your baby very tight 165 00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:39,132 - Come back! - Come here, little guy! 166 00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:44,680 - Bamm-Bamm! Bamm! Bamm-Bamm! - Ohhh! 167 00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:45,973 Rock with the caveman 168 00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:47,099 Bamm-Bamm-Bamm-Bamm-Bamm! 169 00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:48,558 Roll with the caveman 170 00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:52,145 Shake to the caveman 171 00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:53,605 Break with the caveman 172 00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:54,856 Oof! 173 00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:58,277 Make with the caveman Okay, give me a C-A-V-E 174 00:12:58,361 --> 00:12:59,945 Whoa! 175 00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:02,322 M- A-N, Caveman 176 00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:03,907 Whoa! 177 00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:05,742 What an arm! 178 00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:12,874 "And Cinderocka married the handsome prince, and... 179 00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:23,719 "And they lived happily ever after. " 180 00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:52,789 Yeah! 181 00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:59,963 Okay, Brother Flintstone, we need a strike to win. 182 00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:02,591 Can you do it? 183 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,426 Is the Earth flat? 184 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:11,558 - Come on, Freddie! - Come on, hit it! 185 00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:18,648 Come on, twinkle toes. 186 00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:34,373 Fred! 187 00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:38,001 - Waka-waka-woo! Waka-waka-woo! 188 00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:40,629 - Wooga-wooga-wee! - Wooga-wooga-wee! 189 00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:44,091 Piki-piki-piki! Poki-poki-poki! 190 00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:46,802 Ahhhhhhhh-oooh! 191 00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:48,970 Lava juice! 192 00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:52,682 Hey, can I have everybody's attention, please? 193 00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:54,976 I would like to propose a toast 194 00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:58,980 to not only a great bowler, but a great human being. 195 00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:03,276 And no offense to you guys. 196 00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:08,323 "Since I was just a lad of ten, I've had the very bestest friend. 197 00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:12,369 "He may be big, he may be loud, 198 00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:16,498 "so you'll never lose him in a crowd. 199 00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:19,167 "But for my friend the special part... 200 00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:22,712 "Is what's behind his ribs... His heart. " 201 00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:27,300 "I owe my son to him, and now... 202 00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:30,804 "I stand before my peers and vow... 203 00:15:30,972 --> 00:15:35,225 "I'll pay him back, someday, somehow. " 204 00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:41,690 The end. 205 00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:52,284 - That was beautiful, Barn. - I meant every word of it, Fred. 206 00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,745 - Care to join me in a cold one? - Love to. 207 00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:05,213 It doesn't get any better than this. 208 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:46,213 Ohh! 209 00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,381 No. 210 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,598 Look at him. 211 00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:59,100 Drunk as a skunkosaurus. 212 00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:01,102 Aaaah! 213 00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:03,438 Mother, I can handle this. 214 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:07,609 What's that old fossil doing here? Did the tar pits back up again? 215 00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:12,280 Well, somebody has to be here looking after my daughter and grandchild... 216 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:15,617 While you're out carousing with a bunch of Neanderthals. 217 00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:18,370 Oh, really? Well, for your information, 218 00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,956 the lodge no longer accepts Neanderthals. 219 00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:24,626 He robs your nest egg to bail out that little troll next door 220 00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:28,964 while my daughter has to wash her clothes in the river. 221 00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:32,467 - I got half a mind... - Oh, don't flatter yourself. 222 00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:34,761 That's it! Where's my club, Wilma? 223 00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:37,097 You just try it, fatso! 224 00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:40,141 - If you was a man, I'd knock you... - Enough! Mother! Fred! 225 00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:43,478 You two should be ashamed of yourselves! 226 00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:46,565 I've got my hands full just being ashamed of him. 227 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,400 You got your hands full when you scratch your neck! 228 00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:49,734 Stop it! 229 00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:51,027 Both of you! 230 00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:55,240 Mother, Fred is a loving husband and a good provider. 231 00:17:55,324 --> 00:18:00,036 Oh, really? What has he ever provided you besides shade? 232 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,789 Oh, Wilma, 233 00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:05,292 you could've married Elliot Firestone, 234 00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:07,544 the man who invented the wheel. 235 00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:10,171 Instead you picked Fred Flintstone, 236 00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:12,549 the man who invented the excuse. 237 00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:16,428 Let me tell you something, Pearl. I'm not going to be a nobody all my life. 238 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:20,223 One of these days, I'm gonna be a somebody, a real somebody! 239 00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:23,560 We'll live in luxury, and Wilma will have everything she deserves. 240 00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:26,605 When that day comes, you'll be so busy eatin' crow 241 00:18:26,689 --> 00:18:28,648 you'll be passing feathers for a month! 242 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:33,486 Oh, you poor, poor dear. 243 00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:38,575 And when I think of all the sacrifices your father made for you. 244 00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:41,077 Lambs, oxen, 245 00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:43,496 your brother Jerry. 246 00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,999 - Well... - Oh, Wilma. 247 00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:48,543 Do your mother a favor. 248 00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:51,254 Just call Elliot Firestone. 249 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,256 Even if things don't work out, 250 00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:56,468 he can give you a great deal on some tires. 251 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:59,387 - Yes, Mother. - Byesie-bye. 252 00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:02,182 I'll show her. I'll show everybody. 253 00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:04,225 I know you will, Fred. 254 00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:07,395 - Call me fatso. - Let's get some sleep. 255 00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:31,002 Hey, what's the special? 256 00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:43,264 This job sucks. 257 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:49,562 - What you got today? - Lizard and onions. Want half? 258 00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:50,939 Sure. 259 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:58,279 I hear that eatin' too much red meat is bad for you. 260 00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:00,156 What a load of bunk. 261 00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:04,327 My father ate it every day of his life, he lived to the ripe old age of 38. 262 00:20:04,495 --> 00:20:06,871 Your attention please. May I have your attention! 263 00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:09,374 I have a very important announcement to make. 264 00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:12,043 You found out why the guys in pit six are losing their hair? 265 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,211 Yes! 266 00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:17,507 And we are currently in the process of refuting the results of that investigation. 267 00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:20,009 But today I am here 268 00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:21,636 to formally announce the creation 269 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:24,973 of Slate and Company's executive placement program. 270 00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:27,851 Hold your questions, please. 271 00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:31,229 That's right, this Saturday an aptitude test will be given, 272 00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:33,815 granting one of you the opportunity 273 00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:38,236 to crawl out of the primordial ooze and be somebody. 274 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:40,655 A vice president at Slate and Company, 275 00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:45,285 with an obscene salary and a shiny nameplate. 276 00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:47,454 Ooh. 277 00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:50,832 Good luck, and may the best biped win. 278 00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:56,671 An executive? This is my chance to be somebody. 279 00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:58,673 Be somebody. 280 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,426 Whee! 281 00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:06,765 Higher, Bamm-Bamm, higher! 282 00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:10,143 Higher! Higher! 283 00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:12,228 Whee! 284 00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:14,147 - Wilma. - Hmm? 285 00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:15,940 How did you get rid of the ring around the collar? 286 00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:17,734 By washing Fred's neck. 287 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:21,988 Hmm. You know, if Fred scores the highest on that test, 288 00:21:22,156 --> 00:21:24,532 you'll be able to hire someone to do your laundry for you. 289 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:29,204 If Fred scores the highest on that test, I'll have to hire someone to revive me. 290 00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:34,083 Oh, it's true, Fred's no Albert Einstone. 291 00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:36,377 - But you never know, he may surprise you. Whee! 292 00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:38,421 Well, maybe. 293 00:21:38,589 --> 00:21:40,924 - He has been studying day and night. - Whee! 294 00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:43,384 I know! I've never seen him so excited 295 00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:46,221 about something you couldn't spread mayonnaise on. 296 00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:54,687 Barn, I've been thinking about this executive job. 297 00:21:54,772 --> 00:21:56,314 It's not me. 298 00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:59,192 Cooped up inside some swank office all day, 299 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:01,319 kissing the big shot's feet. 300 00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:03,196 Not Fred Flintstone. 301 00:22:03,364 --> 00:22:05,156 Why, good afternoon, Mr. Vandercave. 302 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,951 My, that's a handsome pelt you're wearing today. 303 00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:09,994 Thank you. 304 00:22:10,079 --> 00:22:13,498 Your attention, please! Please take your seats. 305 00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:15,708 And welcome. 306 00:22:15,793 --> 00:22:18,419 You will have one hour to complete the exam. 307 00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:22,757 Please carve all answers with a well-sharpened No. 2 chisel. 308 00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:26,803 On behalf of Slate and Company, 309 00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:29,597 I want to wish you all the very best of luck. 310 00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:34,936 Let's begin. 311 00:23:09,179 --> 00:23:10,513 Eeee! 312 00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:23,401 Ohh. 313 00:23:25,154 --> 00:23:26,487 Chisels down. 314 00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:33,161 Please slide your answer slab 315 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:35,496 into the numbered envelope provided 316 00:23:35,789 --> 00:23:38,750 and stack them neatly on my desk. 317 00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:41,836 Psst! Hey, Fred! How'd you do? 318 00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:45,006 How'd I do? How'd I do? 319 00:23:51,597 --> 00:23:54,724 - You want me to take that up for you? - Yeah. Thanks, pal. 320 00:24:05,527 --> 00:24:08,571 "And I stand before my peers and vow, 321 00:24:08,656 --> 00:24:11,866 "I'll pay him back, someday, somehow. " 322 00:24:29,551 --> 00:24:31,886 Ahh. 323 00:24:35,349 --> 00:24:38,142 Well, Cliff, the test results are in. 324 00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:40,144 And our unsuspecting dupe is? 325 00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:44,065 Believe it or not, the one who scored the highest was Fred Flintstone. 326 00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:47,360 - That big ape? - No, the big ape got a 65. 327 00:24:47,528 --> 00:24:49,362 Flintstone? Oh, this can't be right! 328 00:24:49,530 --> 00:24:52,407 He must have cheated. He's dense, he's witless... 329 00:24:52,574 --> 00:24:54,909 He's perfect. 330 00:24:55,077 --> 00:24:57,662 The results of the exam were very competitive, 331 00:24:57,830 --> 00:25:00,581 and just because an applicant was not selected... 332 00:25:00,749 --> 00:25:03,501 Is no indication of lack of ability. 333 00:25:03,585 --> 00:25:06,754 - I am pleased to announce... - I know a kiss-off when I hear one. Let's go. 334 00:25:06,839 --> 00:25:08,923 That the newest member of our executive rank 335 00:25:09,091 --> 00:25:11,426 is Mr. Fred Flintstone! 336 00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:14,846 Huh? - Barney, quick. What's my name? 337 00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:17,223 - Fred Flintstone! - Don't toy with me, Barney. 338 00:25:17,307 --> 00:25:19,434 You did it, Fred! You made it! 339 00:25:19,601 --> 00:25:21,936 Yabba-dabba-dabba-doo! 340 00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:13,988 Good morning, Mr. Vice President. 341 00:26:14,156 --> 00:26:17,325 Good morning, Mrs. Vice President. 342 00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:24,290 Oh, Dino! Oh, Dino, no! 343 00:26:25,667 --> 00:26:28,086 Aaah! 344 00:26:28,170 --> 00:26:30,254 - Hey! - Mmm! 345 00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:32,507 Atta baby! 346 00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:40,139 Oh... 347 00:26:45,145 --> 00:26:47,230 Good boy, Dino. 348 00:27:08,502 --> 00:27:10,545 Well, how do I look? 349 00:27:10,712 --> 00:27:13,506 Daddy pretty. 350 00:27:13,674 --> 00:27:15,550 It's perfect! 351 00:27:15,717 --> 00:27:18,052 Yeah. Snazzy. 352 00:27:18,554 --> 00:27:22,431 What am I gonna call you now? Boss? Chief? 353 00:27:22,516 --> 00:27:24,851 No, a simple "Your Highness" will do. 354 00:27:25,018 --> 00:27:27,395 No, Barn. 355 00:27:27,563 --> 00:27:31,607 I'm not gonna be one of these guys that makes it then forgets where he came from. 356 00:27:31,775 --> 00:27:35,903 The first thing I'm gonna do is get everyone in the quarry some vacation time. 357 00:27:36,071 --> 00:27:38,865 And maybe a health plan with free foot care. 358 00:27:39,032 --> 00:27:42,160 I'd settle for them little packets of ketchup for the lunch room. 359 00:27:42,327 --> 00:27:45,121 - I'm only one man. - Not from the back. 360 00:27:45,205 --> 00:27:46,664 Hey, hey. 361 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:54,255 Well, I guess this is it, Mr. Flintstone. 362 00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:02,054 Go get 'em, big guy. 363 00:28:05,184 --> 00:28:07,852 - Hey, Barn. - Yeah, Fred? 364 00:28:08,478 --> 00:28:11,314 Could you spot me a couple bucks for lunch? I'm a little short. 365 00:28:13,442 --> 00:28:15,109 You're right, Fred. 366 00:28:16,403 --> 00:28:18,029 Nothing's changed. 367 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:42,011 Welcome aboard, Flintstone! 368 00:28:42,179 --> 00:28:45,473 We're glad you're here. Nice suit! 369 00:28:46,183 --> 00:28:48,184 You know, Fred, any gravel brain 370 00:28:48,268 --> 00:28:51,604 can shovel rock down in the quarry, but up here... 371 00:28:52,189 --> 00:28:55,900 - Do you know what we do up here? - Me and the guys have always wondered. 372 00:28:55,984 --> 00:28:58,194 We interface, Flintstone. 373 00:28:58,362 --> 00:29:01,364 We strategize, analyze, 374 00:29:01,531 --> 00:29:03,658 conceptualize, prioritize... 375 00:29:03,825 --> 00:29:05,660 When do we eat? 376 00:29:05,827 --> 00:29:10,706 Fred, until this moment I wasn't sure we'd picked the right man. 377 00:29:10,874 --> 00:29:12,917 Now I'm certain. 378 00:29:20,634 --> 00:29:22,426 Fred Flintstone, 379 00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:24,679 you've arrived. 380 00:29:26,723 --> 00:29:29,058 - This is my office? - That's right. 381 00:29:29,726 --> 00:29:31,602 - This is my chair? - Mmm-hmm. 382 00:29:31,687 --> 00:29:33,604 Not to throw too much at you on your first day, 383 00:29:33,689 --> 00:29:35,523 but this big thing here is your desk. 384 00:29:35,691 --> 00:29:38,651 - My desk? - Watch out for your fingers in the drawers. 385 00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:44,448 Am I interrupting? 386 00:29:44,533 --> 00:29:48,160 Not at all. Fred, I'd like you to meet your new secretary, 387 00:29:48,328 --> 00:29:51,205 - Miss Sharon Stone. - My secretary? 388 00:29:51,373 --> 00:29:54,083 Personal secretary, Mr. Flintstone. 389 00:29:54,251 --> 00:29:57,295 That is, of course, if you want me. 390 00:30:01,425 --> 00:30:02,925 Great. 391 00:30:03,010 --> 00:30:06,429 Well, I'm sure the two of you would like to get... 392 00:30:06,596 --> 00:30:08,639 Better acquainted. 393 00:30:12,853 --> 00:30:14,937 Mr. Flintstone, I'd like you to know 394 00:30:15,105 --> 00:30:18,566 that I enjoy working long hours, late nights, 395 00:30:18,859 --> 00:30:20,443 even weekends. 396 00:30:20,569 --> 00:30:23,904 So feel free to use me 397 00:30:24,406 --> 00:30:27,158 however you see fit. 398 00:30:27,909 --> 00:30:30,077 Now, can I get you anything? 399 00:30:30,245 --> 00:30:32,705 - Coffee? - Sure. 400 00:30:34,750 --> 00:30:38,586 - How would you like it? - In a cup? 401 00:30:39,379 --> 00:30:41,088 Bold choice, Mr. Flintstone! 402 00:30:41,631 --> 00:30:43,716 You'll go far in this company. 403 00:30:55,771 --> 00:30:59,648 Take a memo. Cliff, let's play golf. 404 00:30:59,733 --> 00:31:03,778 We can prioritize, conceptualize and, uh... Tenderize. 405 00:31:03,945 --> 00:31:07,114 Executively yours, Fred Fli... Ah! 406 00:31:08,158 --> 00:31:11,369 Are there six or seven "I's in "Fli... Ah"? 407 00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:15,081 - Who said that? - It was I, your dictabird. 408 00:31:15,248 --> 00:31:18,167 - Dicta-what? - Dictabird. Read my beak. 409 00:31:18,335 --> 00:31:20,211 "Cliff, let's play golf. 410 00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:24,465 "We can prioritize, conceptualize and, uh, tenderize. " 411 00:31:25,258 --> 00:31:27,802 Wow. Wow! 412 00:31:28,387 --> 00:31:31,806 Mr. Flintstone, I'd like to warn you that management positions 413 00:31:31,973 --> 00:31:33,265 are fraught with peril. 414 00:31:33,350 --> 00:31:35,726 Whenever you find yourself in a befuddled state, 415 00:31:35,811 --> 00:31:37,937 I urge you to avail yourself 416 00:31:38,021 --> 00:31:40,940 of my experience and sage advice. 417 00:31:41,483 --> 00:31:42,733 Oh, really? 418 00:31:42,818 --> 00:31:44,735 Listen, birdie, let's get the pecking order straight here. 419 00:31:44,820 --> 00:31:45,903 Hmm. 420 00:31:45,987 --> 00:31:49,907 I don't need any help from you. I'm Vice President of... 421 00:31:50,075 --> 00:31:52,118 Of, uh... 422 00:31:54,663 --> 00:31:57,331 Industrial procurement. 423 00:31:57,749 --> 00:31:59,834 How about that? Excuse me. 424 00:32:03,338 --> 00:32:04,880 Hey, guys! 425 00:32:05,799 --> 00:32:07,675 Guess what I am! 426 00:32:07,843 --> 00:32:11,429 Vice President of Industrial Procurement! 427 00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:18,602 Oy! Whew. 428 00:32:20,355 --> 00:32:21,605 Yeah. 429 00:32:22,149 --> 00:32:25,818 There. I'm all done with the requisition forms. 430 00:32:25,986 --> 00:32:28,362 What do you think? 431 00:32:28,530 --> 00:32:31,365 It's perfect. 432 00:32:31,533 --> 00:32:33,325 Looks just like the real one. 433 00:32:33,493 --> 00:32:38,247 Mr. Flintstone, you are about to embezzle a great deal of money. 434 00:32:38,415 --> 00:32:41,709 Unfortunately, for you, we get to keep it. 435 00:32:41,877 --> 00:32:44,795 We can have Flintstone sign these right away. 436 00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:46,714 Not just yet. 437 00:32:46,882 --> 00:32:50,593 Creatures like this Flintstone are primitive, 438 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:53,471 prone to irrational bouts of integrity. 439 00:32:53,638 --> 00:32:58,893 We've got to make absolutely certain he'll do whatever we say. 440 00:33:03,106 --> 00:33:05,441 Fred is the greatest bowler on Earth. 441 00:33:05,525 --> 00:33:08,527 "Fred is the greatest bowler on Earth. " 442 00:33:08,695 --> 00:33:10,946 Now you talk, and see how much I can remember. 443 00:33:12,908 --> 00:33:14,200 Workin' hard? 444 00:33:16,745 --> 00:33:21,040 Okay, Fred, are you ready for your first executive action? 445 00:33:21,208 --> 00:33:23,709 Ready and willing. Whatever you need, consider it done! 446 00:33:23,877 --> 00:33:26,253 Good! I want you to fire Bernard Rubble. 447 00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:28,839 Done... What? Fire Barney? Why? 448 00:33:28,924 --> 00:33:32,510 Well, for starters, he scored the lowest on the management aptitude test. 449 00:33:32,677 --> 00:33:36,639 He's an imbecile. The company can't afford to have dead weight like him on the payroll! 450 00:33:36,723 --> 00:33:40,559 But, Mr. Vandercave, he's got a new kid, a mortgage. 451 00:33:40,936 --> 00:33:43,479 I'm his best friend. I can't. 452 00:33:43,647 --> 00:33:45,064 Fred... 453 00:33:45,732 --> 00:33:47,191 If you don't fire him, 454 00:33:47,275 --> 00:33:49,193 I will. 455 00:33:49,277 --> 00:33:51,362 And then I'll fire you. 456 00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:06,627 Come on, Fred, usually you're yakkin' my ear off, 457 00:34:06,711 --> 00:34:08,420 but today you haven't said two words. 458 00:34:08,505 --> 00:34:10,839 Something exciting must have happened up there. 459 00:34:10,966 --> 00:34:15,010 - You don't want to know, Barn, believe me. - Sure I do, Fred. 460 00:34:15,637 --> 00:34:18,430 You're the first one of us to make it out of that quarry. 461 00:34:18,598 --> 00:34:20,057 Look at me. 462 00:34:20,141 --> 00:34:22,726 I'll probably be working there the rest of my life. 463 00:34:23,270 --> 00:34:24,687 No, you won't, Barn. 464 00:34:24,771 --> 00:34:27,439 Take my word for it. 465 00:34:29,317 --> 00:34:33,153 Come take a look... It's a dish in the shower, you keep the soap in it. 466 00:34:33,321 --> 00:34:34,989 Barney, there's something we gotta talk about. 467 00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:36,657 Yeah, yeah. Later, Fred. 468 00:34:36,741 --> 00:34:38,659 Surprise! 469 00:34:38,827 --> 00:34:42,162 Way to go, Fred! 470 00:34:54,718 --> 00:34:56,927 - Wilma, you shouldn't have. - Hmm? 471 00:34:57,095 --> 00:35:01,265 I didn't. This was all Barney and Betty's idea. 472 00:35:01,725 --> 00:35:05,811 Aren't we lucky to have friends like them, Fred? 473 00:35:06,187 --> 00:35:07,813 Ohh! 474 00:35:07,897 --> 00:35:10,024 There he is! 475 00:35:10,191 --> 00:35:14,028 There's my big, handsome son-in-law! 476 00:35:16,031 --> 00:35:17,906 Have you lost weight? 477 00:35:18,074 --> 00:35:20,284 Have we met? 478 00:35:21,328 --> 00:35:23,787 Can I have everybody's attention, please? 479 00:35:23,955 --> 00:35:25,831 I've got something I'd like to say. 480 00:35:25,999 --> 00:35:30,044 I hope it's not another poem. 481 00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:33,297 Fred... Betty, Bamm-Bamm and I could not be happier, 482 00:35:33,715 --> 00:35:37,468 - even if it was me that got that job. Aww! 483 00:35:37,636 --> 00:35:41,680 So we got a little something to show how proud of you we are. 484 00:35:41,848 --> 00:35:45,017 Congratulations, big guy! 485 00:35:47,312 --> 00:35:49,104 Barney, I can't accept this. 486 00:35:49,272 --> 00:35:51,231 - Sure, you can. - No, I can't. Take it back. 487 00:35:51,399 --> 00:35:54,652 - We can't. We had your initials branded on it. - It's yours, Fred. 488 00:35:54,736 --> 00:35:57,738 - No, it's not! - Fred, what's wrong with you? 489 00:35:57,906 --> 00:35:59,740 It's a lovely gift. 490 00:35:59,908 --> 00:36:02,701 - He's thrilled to receive it. Aren't you, Fred? - No! 491 00:36:03,411 --> 00:36:06,163 - Don't you like the color? - It's not the briefcase, it's not the color. 492 00:36:06,247 --> 00:36:08,874 - I just can't take anything from you. - But, Fred... 493 00:36:09,042 --> 00:36:11,085 Take a hike, shorty. 494 00:36:11,252 --> 00:36:15,005 My Freddie doesn't want that tacky thing. 495 00:36:15,215 --> 00:36:18,384 - How come, Fred? - Because you can't afford it, Barn. 496 00:36:18,593 --> 00:36:20,511 Ohh. 497 00:36:20,595 --> 00:36:22,554 Sure I can, pal. 498 00:36:22,722 --> 00:36:25,265 Not anymore. 499 00:36:25,433 --> 00:36:27,434 - You're fired. - Fired? 500 00:36:34,693 --> 00:36:36,694 Well! 501 00:36:36,778 --> 00:36:40,948 Let's not let a little thing like this spoil the party! 502 00:36:41,783 --> 00:36:43,909 Conga line! 503 00:36:43,993 --> 00:36:47,162 Conga! Conga! 504 00:36:54,671 --> 00:36:56,338 Don't worry about me, Fred. 505 00:36:56,423 --> 00:36:59,174 I've been working in that quarry since it was eight feet deep. 506 00:36:59,259 --> 00:37:00,467 Atta boy! 507 00:37:00,552 --> 00:37:03,470 There could be a whole new world opening up for me. 508 00:37:03,638 --> 00:37:06,181 Maybe I'll take in that franchise show this weekend. 509 00:37:06,266 --> 00:37:08,350 That's the spirit. 510 00:37:09,352 --> 00:37:11,478 There's just one thing I gotta know. 511 00:37:11,646 --> 00:37:14,815 After all these years, how come they're canning me? 512 00:37:16,025 --> 00:37:17,901 Barn, 513 00:37:18,069 --> 00:37:20,112 you're a wonderful father, 514 00:37:20,196 --> 00:37:21,947 a loving husband, 515 00:37:22,031 --> 00:37:23,782 a hard worker, 516 00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:27,077 and one heck of a little bowler. 517 00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:31,623 But, Barn, none of that counts on an aptitude test. 518 00:37:33,543 --> 00:37:36,378 You got the lowest score, pal. 519 00:37:38,047 --> 00:37:40,132 The lowest score? 520 00:38:01,988 --> 00:38:05,073 Wilma, that is beautiful! 521 00:38:05,533 --> 00:38:08,368 - Well, I have always wanted... - You can't catch me! 522 00:38:08,536 --> 00:38:11,622 - A Halstone original. - Mmm. 523 00:38:12,624 --> 00:38:15,626 - Ohh! - Now, Wilma, don't be silly! 524 00:38:15,710 --> 00:38:18,378 Your husband's a big executive. You can afford it. 525 00:38:18,546 --> 00:38:21,089 Charge it! 526 00:38:26,221 --> 00:38:29,097 Bamm-Bamm! 527 00:38:29,265 --> 00:38:32,351 Ohh! Bamm-Bamm! 528 00:38:32,519 --> 00:38:35,312 - No! - Bamm-Bamm! Bamm-Bamm! 529 00:38:47,575 --> 00:38:51,161 Gentlemen, please. I cannot endorse this modernization... 530 00:38:51,246 --> 00:38:53,497 If it means laying off all those workers. 531 00:38:53,581 --> 00:38:55,916 Some have been here since the beginning of time. 532 00:38:56,084 --> 00:38:57,835 What if I could quadruple your income? 533 00:38:58,002 --> 00:39:00,587 I'll miss them. You were saying? 534 00:39:02,924 --> 00:39:06,927 Sorry I'm late. I had car trouble. Picked up a nail. 535 00:39:07,095 --> 00:39:09,805 Thank you for sharing that, Mr. Flagstone. 536 00:39:09,889 --> 00:39:12,933 May we continue? 537 00:39:14,769 --> 00:39:16,770 Mr. Slate. Gentlemen. 538 00:39:16,938 --> 00:39:19,606 I have a vision. 539 00:39:21,442 --> 00:39:24,570 While our competitors are mired in the Stone Age, 540 00:39:24,737 --> 00:39:27,614 I give you... The future! 541 00:39:27,782 --> 00:39:30,659 - Ohh. - Slate and Company 542 00:39:30,827 --> 00:39:32,995 will revolutionize the building industry... 543 00:39:33,162 --> 00:39:35,372 By providing simple, 544 00:39:35,540 --> 00:39:37,958 low-cost, modular housing units. 545 00:39:38,626 --> 00:39:40,419 Impossible, you say? 546 00:39:40,753 --> 00:39:42,546 Let me demonstrate. 547 00:39:43,298 --> 00:39:45,465 Through the miracle of geothermal power, 548 00:39:45,550 --> 00:39:49,136 the raw material is elevated to the second stage, 549 00:39:49,304 --> 00:39:51,179 where our steam-powered conveyor belt carries... 550 00:39:51,264 --> 00:39:52,306 Steam? 551 00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:54,224 He's a madman! 552 00:39:54,475 --> 00:39:56,768 Steam-powered conveyor belts... 553 00:39:57,312 --> 00:40:01,064 Carry the product to be shaped, cleaned, inspected 554 00:40:01,232 --> 00:40:05,193 and delivered to discerning consumers worldwide. 555 00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:10,532 And did I mention increasing our profit margin... 556 00:40:11,159 --> 00:40:14,453 - Fourfold? - Very impressive, Mr. Vandercave. 557 00:40:14,537 --> 00:40:19,374 Very impressive. I think we should implement this system immediately. 558 00:40:20,835 --> 00:40:22,794 Yes? 559 00:40:22,879 --> 00:40:25,589 Excuse me, Mr. Slate. I know I'm the new man here, 560 00:40:25,673 --> 00:40:29,009 but I don't think you hired me to sit around and look pretty. 561 00:40:30,136 --> 00:40:33,972 I hate to bust your bubble, but if you build houses this small, 562 00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:36,183 who's gonna live in 'em? 563 00:40:42,523 --> 00:40:45,359 - Excuse me. Mrs. Rubble? - Yes. 564 00:40:45,526 --> 00:40:49,404 There seems to be a slight problem with your credit card. 565 00:40:49,572 --> 00:40:51,490 Really? And what would that be? 566 00:40:51,658 --> 00:40:53,575 It's no damn good! 567 00:41:01,626 --> 00:41:05,170 I have never been so embarrassed in my entire life. 568 00:41:05,254 --> 00:41:09,883 - Go and play, children. - Wilma, I promise you I'll pay you back. 569 00:41:10,093 --> 00:41:13,637 - I just don't know when. - Oh, now, Betty. 570 00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:16,848 - It can't be as bad as all that. - But it is. 571 00:41:17,016 --> 00:41:20,519 Barney's still out of work, we've nearly spent all of our savings. 572 00:41:20,687 --> 00:41:24,564 And, Wilma, what if the adoption agency finds out? 573 00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:31,446 I don't want to lose my baby. 574 00:41:31,614 --> 00:41:35,909 I swear, Betty, Fred and I would never let that happen. 575 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,787 - Oh, Wilma. - Oh, Betty. 576 00:41:42,750 --> 00:41:46,169 Pterodactyl alert! 577 00:41:46,337 --> 00:41:49,423 Mommy, help! 578 00:41:53,761 --> 00:41:56,596 - Oh, yuck! - Ew! 579 00:41:57,348 --> 00:41:59,099 And in conclusion, Mr. Slate, 580 00:41:59,267 --> 00:42:02,936 I feel a paid vacation for everyone in the quarry would raise morale 581 00:42:03,104 --> 00:42:06,857 and increase productivity, um, um... A whole bunch! 582 00:42:07,608 --> 00:42:10,360 Sincerely yours, Frederick J. Flintstone. 583 00:42:10,445 --> 00:42:13,447 Shall I make that "Flagstone," so he'll know who it's from? 584 00:42:14,115 --> 00:42:16,783 My, don't we look handsome today? 585 00:42:16,951 --> 00:42:18,618 Thank you. 586 00:42:19,037 --> 00:42:21,246 Here are today's batch of requisitions. 587 00:42:21,330 --> 00:42:24,458 - All marked and ready for your signature. - Okay. 588 00:42:25,626 --> 00:42:27,044 You know, Miss Stone, 589 00:42:27,128 --> 00:42:32,090 I've been signing stacks of these for weeks, and I hate to pry, but what are they? 590 00:42:33,051 --> 00:42:34,801 Oh, just tiny little forms 591 00:42:34,969 --> 00:42:38,305 so that we can pay the contractors working on the modernization. 592 00:42:41,225 --> 00:42:43,769 We remodeled our kitchen a couple of years ago, 593 00:42:43,853 --> 00:42:48,732 and let me tell you, contractors can be real pirates. 594 00:42:48,816 --> 00:42:51,777 - I'm gonna read these over. - No! 595 00:42:53,654 --> 00:42:57,491 You're much too busy for that, Mr. Flintstone. 596 00:42:58,284 --> 00:42:59,576 Besides, 597 00:42:59,660 --> 00:43:02,370 reading is my job. 598 00:43:02,538 --> 00:43:05,707 You wouldn't want to put poor little old me 599 00:43:05,875 --> 00:43:08,085 out of work, now, would you? 600 00:43:08,252 --> 00:43:10,712 No. 601 00:43:14,717 --> 00:43:17,302 Your wife. Mmm-mmm. 602 00:43:17,386 --> 00:43:19,846 - Your wife. - My wife. Wilma? 603 00:43:20,223 --> 00:43:23,683 - Wilma! What a surprise! - So it would seem. 604 00:43:23,851 --> 00:43:26,686 Miss Stone, I'd like you to meet my wife Mrs. Flagstone... 605 00:43:26,854 --> 00:43:29,564 And our daughter, um... Um, um, um... 606 00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:31,775 Isn't she beautiful? My family. 607 00:43:31,943 --> 00:43:35,195 - I've heard so much about you. - Well, I wish that I could say the same. 608 00:43:35,780 --> 00:43:37,197 That'll be all, Miss Stone. 609 00:43:37,281 --> 00:43:39,282 I'll sign those documents and place them on your desk. 610 00:43:39,450 --> 00:43:41,535 Whatever you want. 611 00:43:46,874 --> 00:43:51,044 - Your secretary is very attractive. - Really? I hadn't noticed. 612 00:43:51,212 --> 00:43:53,130 Did I mention she chisels 18 words a minute? 613 00:43:53,214 --> 00:43:54,339 Hmm. 614 00:43:55,883 --> 00:43:59,511 Hey, Wilma, did ya ever see one of these? 615 00:44:00,763 --> 00:44:03,515 My wife is the most beautiful gal in Bedrock. 616 00:44:03,599 --> 00:44:05,433 "My wife is the most beautiful gal in Bedrock. " 617 00:44:05,685 --> 00:44:06,893 Nice try, Fred. 618 00:44:07,562 --> 00:44:09,980 "Nice try, Fred. " 619 00:44:10,064 --> 00:44:14,151 Fred! I've come to talk about the Rubbles' troubles. 620 00:44:14,318 --> 00:44:16,069 Hasn't Barney found a job yet? 621 00:44:16,237 --> 00:44:20,323 It's gotten so bad, they've had to rent out their house just to make ends meet. 622 00:44:20,491 --> 00:44:23,535 Really. Where are they gonna live? 623 00:44:27,665 --> 00:44:31,751 So glad you're over your cold. 624 00:44:31,919 --> 00:44:34,045 Thank you. 625 00:44:43,306 --> 00:44:45,098 Isn't this nice, Betty? 626 00:44:45,266 --> 00:44:48,685 The Flintstones and the Rubbles, all under one roof. 627 00:44:48,769 --> 00:44:52,898 Yes, but this is such an imposition. Are you sure it's okay with Fred? 628 00:44:52,982 --> 00:44:55,275 Oh, absolutely. 629 00:44:55,443 --> 00:44:58,361 As a matter of fact, he thinks it was his idea. 630 00:45:00,114 --> 00:45:04,326 - Hey, Freddie, a couple of cool ones. - Oh, yeah. 631 00:45:08,664 --> 00:45:11,458 How about it, Barn? 632 00:45:11,626 --> 00:45:15,629 - Flintstones and Rubbles under one roof. - But it's only temporary. 633 00:45:15,796 --> 00:45:17,339 It'd better be. 634 00:45:20,551 --> 00:45:22,385 - It'd better be! - Yeah! 635 00:45:22,553 --> 00:45:25,931 Ah, Barn, I admire ya. You've lost your job, your dignity, 636 00:45:26,098 --> 00:45:27,515 but not your sense of humor. 637 00:45:29,727 --> 00:45:32,896 Hey, cut it out, Fred! 638 00:45:34,357 --> 00:45:36,274 You like your steak rare? 639 00:45:36,359 --> 00:45:38,276 - Yeah. - That one's yours. 640 00:45:38,444 --> 00:45:41,196 Hey, hey, stop! Come here, you purple rodent! 641 00:45:42,990 --> 00:45:45,909 Don't forget to wash that off before you eat it! 642 00:45:45,993 --> 00:45:47,744 Come here! Give me that! 643 00:45:49,789 --> 00:45:51,665 Help! Somebody! 644 00:45:51,832 --> 00:45:54,000 Oh! 645 00:46:19,527 --> 00:46:21,319 Flintstone gets the rock. 646 00:46:21,487 --> 00:46:23,238 He sets his shot. He shoots! 647 00:46:24,407 --> 00:46:25,699 Oh! 648 00:46:28,202 --> 00:46:30,328 Oh! Oh, boy. 649 00:46:30,413 --> 00:46:32,539 Miss Stone, what a pleasant surprise. 650 00:46:32,707 --> 00:46:34,874 Oh. What happened here? 651 00:46:36,168 --> 00:46:39,671 - That's what I'd like to know! - I'll get someone to fix it. 652 00:46:39,839 --> 00:46:41,673 Oh, Miss Stone? 653 00:46:41,841 --> 00:46:44,634 Before you go, there's something bothering me... 654 00:46:44,802 --> 00:46:47,721 - About this new system we're putting in here. - Oh? 655 00:46:47,888 --> 00:46:50,348 Yeah. I don't pretend to understand it all, 656 00:46:50,516 --> 00:46:52,684 but wouldn't this put a lot of my guys out of work? 657 00:46:53,227 --> 00:46:54,394 How would I know? 658 00:46:54,478 --> 00:46:56,688 I'm just a little ol' secretary. 659 00:46:57,273 --> 00:46:59,733 Are you kiddin' me? You're smart! 660 00:46:59,900 --> 00:47:01,693 I could tell that right off. 661 00:47:01,861 --> 00:47:05,739 There's a lot more to you than you... Er... Uh... 662 00:47:05,906 --> 00:47:08,283 - You... I mean... - Thank you. 663 00:47:13,622 --> 00:47:18,793 I sure hope I didn't get you into too much trouble with your wife the other day. 664 00:47:18,919 --> 00:47:22,797 Nah. Wilma always forgives me. She knows I love her. 665 00:47:23,257 --> 00:47:25,550 - And you do, don't you? - Are you kiddin'? 666 00:47:25,718 --> 00:47:29,637 I'll never forget, the first time I met her she was working at a restaurant. 667 00:47:29,722 --> 00:47:33,767 I won this "All You Can Eat" contest and she was the one that cleaned me off. 668 00:47:34,769 --> 00:47:37,437 Every night I go home and look at her and I think, 669 00:47:37,521 --> 00:47:41,149 "What is a beautiful woman like that doing with a big galoot like me?" 670 00:47:44,362 --> 00:47:46,821 I think I know. 671 00:47:49,950 --> 00:47:52,077 - Where have you been? - With Fred. 672 00:47:52,161 --> 00:47:53,995 I mean, Mr. Flintstone. 673 00:47:55,039 --> 00:47:56,122 I'm worried, Cliff. 674 00:47:56,207 --> 00:47:57,874 He's smarter than we thought. 675 00:47:57,958 --> 00:48:00,710 He'd have to be to get himself dressed in the morning. 676 00:48:00,795 --> 00:48:02,629 He's been asking a lot of questions. 677 00:48:02,713 --> 00:48:05,882 I think we should just call the whole thing off. 678 00:48:05,966 --> 00:48:09,302 No. No, I've got a better idea. 679 00:48:09,470 --> 00:48:11,846 Why don't we turn ourselves in, 680 00:48:12,473 --> 00:48:15,392 then we can rot in jail until the poles freeze over. 681 00:48:15,476 --> 00:48:16,559 I was just thinking... 682 00:48:16,644 --> 00:48:18,895 Stick to your strengths, Miss Stone. 683 00:48:20,856 --> 00:48:22,899 And I'll stick to mine. 684 00:48:24,068 --> 00:48:25,485 Besides, 685 00:48:26,779 --> 00:48:31,491 if Mr. Flintstone insists on being so conscientious, 686 00:48:32,326 --> 00:48:34,828 perhaps we can give Fred... 687 00:48:35,329 --> 00:48:38,123 Something to take his mind off work, hmm? 688 00:48:40,167 --> 00:48:42,168 - A bonus? - That's right, Fred! 689 00:48:42,336 --> 00:48:44,254 - You deserve it. - For what? 690 00:48:45,131 --> 00:48:47,632 Don't be modest, you go-getter, you! 691 00:48:47,716 --> 00:48:50,510 And Fred, let me let you in on a little secret. 692 00:48:50,678 --> 00:48:54,180 If you really want to become a top executive at this company, 693 00:48:54,348 --> 00:48:57,725 you've got to start living like one. 694 00:49:08,028 --> 00:49:11,698 Yabba-dabba-doo! 695 00:49:14,285 --> 00:49:16,953 Flintstones Meet the Flintstones 696 00:49:17,121 --> 00:49:20,915 They're the modern Stone Age family 697 00:49:21,083 --> 00:49:23,376 From the town of Bedrock 698 00:49:23,461 --> 00:49:24,961 They're a page right out of history 699 00:49:25,045 --> 00:49:27,464 - Good afternoon, madam. - Full serve, please. 700 00:49:27,548 --> 00:49:28,756 Let's ride 701 00:49:28,924 --> 00:49:30,800 With the family down the street 702 00:49:30,968 --> 00:49:34,304 Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet 703 00:49:34,388 --> 00:49:37,474 When you're with the Flintstones 704 00:49:37,558 --> 00:49:40,310 Have a yabba-dabba-doo time A dabba-doo time 705 00:49:40,394 --> 00:49:41,769 Oh, dear! 706 00:49:41,937 --> 00:49:44,898 We'll have a gay old time 707 00:50:00,164 --> 00:50:01,164 Good boy. 708 00:50:02,082 --> 00:50:05,168 Good, Wilma! Use your arms. Perfect. That's four. 709 00:50:05,336 --> 00:50:08,421 Betty! Towel. 710 00:50:08,589 --> 00:50:10,882 Keep going. Go eight. Strong, tight. Go nine. 711 00:50:10,966 --> 00:50:12,967 A yabba-dabba-doo time 712 00:50:13,135 --> 00:50:15,595 The Flintstones! 713 00:50:24,438 --> 00:50:27,524 We'll have a gay old 714 00:50:27,691 --> 00:50:29,484 Time 715 00:50:29,568 --> 00:50:31,653 Oh! 716 00:50:31,737 --> 00:50:32,946 Yeah! 717 00:50:36,825 --> 00:50:40,453 Who said money doesn't buy happiness? 718 00:50:40,621 --> 00:50:44,457 But, Fred, isn't this all too much too fast? 719 00:50:44,625 --> 00:50:47,919 Wilma, in the buffet of life there are no second helpings. 720 00:50:48,087 --> 00:50:50,171 You gotta fill up your plate, top off your cup, 721 00:50:50,256 --> 00:50:53,716 and stuff a few rolls in your pocket. 722 00:50:54,301 --> 00:50:56,261 Fred, stop! 723 00:50:56,428 --> 00:50:58,721 Mmm. Frisky! 724 00:51:01,642 --> 00:51:03,685 You know, Barney, life's funny. 725 00:51:03,769 --> 00:51:06,062 One minute people are your best friends, 726 00:51:06,146 --> 00:51:07,897 the next you're fantasizing they're being ripped apart 727 00:51:07,982 --> 00:51:09,649 by a pack of rabid wolves. 728 00:51:10,484 --> 00:51:12,819 - You too, huh? - Oh, Barney, they've changed. 729 00:51:13,487 --> 00:51:15,947 I hardly know them since Fred's become such a big shot. 730 00:51:16,031 --> 00:51:20,159 And it should be us squanderin' all our money and treatin' our friends like dirt. 731 00:51:20,327 --> 00:51:23,997 - What do you mean? - Oh, nothin'. 732 00:51:26,250 --> 00:51:28,126 Just sour grapes, I guess. 733 00:51:28,294 --> 00:51:30,169 Oh, don't worry, Barney. 734 00:51:30,337 --> 00:51:32,088 It's gonna get better. 735 00:51:32,214 --> 00:51:35,508 One day we're gonna look back on all this and we'll laugh. 736 00:51:35,676 --> 00:51:37,093 Jeez, I hope so, Betty, 737 00:51:37,177 --> 00:51:39,345 'cause tomorrow they got me testin' shark repellent. 738 00:51:39,513 --> 00:51:42,849 Mmm. Oh, Barney. Ooh. 739 00:51:46,937 --> 00:51:49,522 Leaving early? 740 00:51:49,690 --> 00:51:52,942 Actually, the wife and I were going to have dinner tonight at Cavern on the Green. 741 00:51:53,110 --> 00:51:56,529 Ooh, pricey. Be sure to put that on your expense account. 742 00:51:57,364 --> 00:51:59,532 Fred, before you go... 743 00:51:59,700 --> 00:52:02,201 Would you mind chipping your "X" on a couple of these? 744 00:52:02,286 --> 00:52:03,745 Yeah, sure. What are they? 745 00:52:03,829 --> 00:52:06,372 Well, you sign these and your buddies down in the quarry 746 00:52:06,457 --> 00:52:08,291 get some much-needed time off. 747 00:52:08,459 --> 00:52:13,338 No kiddin'! I guess Mr. Slate finally noticed all those memos I been sendin' in. 748 00:52:13,464 --> 00:52:16,883 I hope the guys will know who's to thank for this. 749 00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:20,011 I'll make sure you get all the credit. 750 00:52:25,684 --> 00:52:29,270 Mr. Flintstone, up to now our relationship 751 00:52:29,355 --> 00:52:32,106 has not been based on mutuality of admiration or respect. 752 00:52:32,232 --> 00:52:33,274 Huh? 753 00:52:33,359 --> 00:52:36,653 Put simply, you hate my bird guts and I think you're dumber than mud. 754 00:52:36,737 --> 00:52:40,865 - Ah. Well, good night. - Still, I wish to pass on an old dictum... 755 00:52:41,033 --> 00:52:42,909 From business school that may be apropos here. 756 00:52:43,077 --> 00:52:45,745 Only an idiot signs something before reading it. 757 00:52:45,913 --> 00:52:50,041 Excuse me. I'm the executive, you're the office equipment. 758 00:52:50,167 --> 00:52:52,960 If I want to ask the office equipment for advice, 759 00:52:53,045 --> 00:52:55,213 I'll ask the water cooler! 760 00:52:55,756 --> 00:52:58,591 Ladies and gentlemen, the B.C.-52's! 761 00:53:02,054 --> 00:53:06,391 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, hey 762 00:53:08,811 --> 00:53:11,187 Twitch! 763 00:53:11,647 --> 00:53:15,274 Well, I know a place where the hipsters go 764 00:53:15,401 --> 00:53:18,277 Called Bedrock Twitch, twitch 765 00:53:18,612 --> 00:53:22,115 'Cause they're itching for it down in prehistoric 766 00:53:22,282 --> 00:53:25,660 Bedrock Twitch, twitch 767 00:53:25,828 --> 00:53:28,496 It's a funky town so I'll see you down 768 00:53:28,664 --> 00:53:31,666 It's a funky town called Bedrock, yeah 769 00:53:31,834 --> 00:53:35,294 Oh, the Stone Age crowd is twitching proud 770 00:53:35,462 --> 00:53:38,840 In Bedrock Twitch, twitch 771 00:53:39,007 --> 00:53:43,094 They do the twitch Twitch, twitch, come on 772 00:53:50,853 --> 00:53:52,687 Twitch, twitch 773 00:53:54,565 --> 00:53:56,816 Twitch, twitch 774 00:53:57,985 --> 00:53:59,527 Twitch, twitch 775 00:54:00,988 --> 00:54:04,198 Twitch, twitch 776 00:54:06,493 --> 00:54:09,203 Do it, come on, baby Do it, do it, do it 777 00:54:09,371 --> 00:54:11,414 Do the twitch like you got an itch, itch 778 00:54:11,498 --> 00:54:13,249 Yeah, yeah, yeah 779 00:54:13,417 --> 00:54:14,792 Itch, itch, itch, itch 780 00:54:14,877 --> 00:54:16,586 Yeah, yeah, yeah 781 00:54:16,670 --> 00:54:17,920 Twitch! 782 00:54:18,005 --> 00:54:20,381 Thank you, Bedrock! 783 00:54:20,466 --> 00:54:23,885 Thanks, everybody. And remember, don't drink and pedal. 784 00:54:24,178 --> 00:54:25,678 Good night! 785 00:54:28,849 --> 00:54:30,349 How 'bout a spin, Betty? 786 00:54:30,434 --> 00:54:33,102 No, thank you, Fred. I'll wait till Barney gets here. 787 00:54:33,270 --> 00:54:36,272 He started some new job today. I'm not sure what time he gets done. 788 00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:38,775 While we're waiting, how about another carafe of the bubbly? 789 00:54:38,859 --> 00:54:40,610 Garcon! Whoops. 790 00:54:40,694 --> 00:54:42,945 Don't worry, Mr. Flintstone. I'll have that taken care of right away. 791 00:54:47,493 --> 00:54:49,535 Table seven, sonny. 792 00:54:56,043 --> 00:54:57,502 Barney! 793 00:54:57,586 --> 00:55:01,255 Barney, nice skins! Sit down, take a load off! 794 00:55:01,465 --> 00:55:05,343 - I can't, Fred. I'm working here. - You're a busboy? 795 00:55:05,803 --> 00:55:07,345 It's honest work. 796 00:55:07,429 --> 00:55:10,223 Yeah, I don't have to fight Dino for my supper. 797 00:55:10,390 --> 00:55:14,519 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll get you a fresh tablecloth, sir. 798 00:55:17,564 --> 00:55:20,358 See Wilma, you were worried he'd never find a job and 799 00:55:20,442 --> 00:55:21,984 we'd be stuck with him forever. 800 00:55:22,152 --> 00:55:24,403 Ow! 801 00:55:31,161 --> 00:55:34,539 Flintstone! Flintstone! We want Flintstone! 802 00:55:34,706 --> 00:55:38,501 The demonstration continues to get uglier at Slate and Company 803 00:55:38,669 --> 00:55:43,297 following the unexpected layoff of virtually the entire labor force 804 00:55:43,382 --> 00:55:45,550 by V.P. Fred Flintstone. 805 00:55:45,634 --> 00:55:48,636 For the Cave News Network, this is Susan Rock. 806 00:55:48,720 --> 00:55:50,930 Fred, did you hear what happened to everyone at the quarry today? 807 00:55:51,014 --> 00:55:54,934 Yup. A few hours ago, I sent them all off on a nice, long vacation. 808 00:55:55,018 --> 00:55:57,895 You mean, a permanent vacation. He fired them! 809 00:55:57,980 --> 00:55:59,856 Fred! How could you? 810 00:55:59,940 --> 00:56:02,859 - I didn't do that. - You did too! It's all over the TV! 811 00:56:02,943 --> 00:56:04,026 Fred! 812 00:56:04,111 --> 00:56:07,238 Who are you going to believe, me or some busboy? 813 00:56:07,781 --> 00:56:10,449 That busboy is your best friend! 814 00:56:10,534 --> 00:56:14,537 Best friend? I lost my best friend the day I became an executive! 815 00:56:14,621 --> 00:56:17,290 He's just jealous of my hard-earned success. 816 00:56:17,374 --> 00:56:21,294 Hard-earned? Tell me something, Mr. Vice President, 817 00:56:21,461 --> 00:56:24,088 what's a graduated inventory plan, huh? 818 00:56:24,172 --> 00:56:26,173 How about supply and demand? 819 00:56:26,675 --> 00:56:29,302 Hey, Fred! What's two and two? 820 00:56:30,429 --> 00:56:33,055 I didn't come here to talk business. I'm out with my wife. 821 00:56:33,140 --> 00:56:36,642 Now, get me a clean spoon. 822 00:56:37,811 --> 00:56:39,145 That does it! 823 00:56:39,730 --> 00:56:44,483 The only reason you got that job is 'cause I switched tests with you. 824 00:56:44,651 --> 00:56:48,571 - Oh, Barney. - Oh-ho-ho, that's rich! 825 00:56:48,739 --> 00:56:53,659 What good would it do me to switch tests with the guy that got the lowest score? 826 00:56:53,827 --> 00:56:58,873 - Think about it, Fred. - Oh, finally it all makes sense. 827 00:56:59,041 --> 00:57:01,167 You don't believe this, do you? 828 00:57:01,335 --> 00:57:03,628 Are you calling my husband a liar? 829 00:57:03,795 --> 00:57:05,588 This has gone far enough. 830 00:57:05,756 --> 00:57:10,509 After everything that we've done for you. We took you into our home. 831 00:57:10,677 --> 00:57:13,012 Yeah? So you could show off every chance you got! 832 00:57:14,348 --> 00:57:16,557 You used to be such nice people, but now... 833 00:57:16,725 --> 00:57:18,768 You're just a couple of rich snobs! 834 00:57:20,354 --> 00:57:23,147 Better than being a couple of petty ingrates. 835 00:57:23,315 --> 00:57:26,525 Come on, Barney. We are moving out, tonight! 836 00:57:27,444 --> 00:57:30,613 Hang on, Betty. I forgot to punch out. 837 00:57:52,636 --> 00:57:55,304 Eh, put it up top. 838 00:57:55,389 --> 00:57:58,891 Betty, please. We can work it out. 839 00:57:59,059 --> 00:58:01,477 We're all civilized people here. 840 00:58:01,645 --> 00:58:04,105 It's too late, Wilma. 841 00:58:04,272 --> 00:58:08,275 Come on, we all said things that we didn't mean. 842 00:58:08,443 --> 00:58:10,236 Speak for yourself. 843 00:58:10,404 --> 00:58:12,405 Come on, Betty. Time to hit the road. 844 00:58:12,990 --> 00:58:16,575 Fred! Aren't you even the least bit sorry? 845 00:58:16,660 --> 00:58:20,121 Sure, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I ever met the little moocher. 846 00:58:22,374 --> 00:58:24,166 Oh, Betty. 847 00:58:24,334 --> 00:58:26,627 - Good-bye, Wilma. - Oh. 848 00:58:49,109 --> 00:58:51,277 They're gone. 849 00:58:55,574 --> 00:58:59,827 I cannot believe you just sat there and let them walk out of our lives. 850 00:59:00,287 --> 00:59:02,872 At least I can walk around the house in my underwear again. 851 00:59:02,956 --> 00:59:07,126 That's more important than 20 years of friendship? 852 00:59:07,252 --> 00:59:08,753 It is on a hot day. 853 00:59:08,837 --> 00:59:11,881 They were holding us back, Wilma. 854 00:59:12,340 --> 00:59:16,469 We'll make new friends. There's 4,000 other people in this world! 855 00:59:16,553 --> 00:59:19,472 - Who needs the Rubbles? - I do. 856 00:59:20,182 --> 00:59:22,516 But I'll tell you what I don't need. 857 00:59:22,934 --> 00:59:25,728 I don't need this necklace. 858 00:59:27,564 --> 00:59:30,941 You know, I don't need this lamp. 859 00:59:31,109 --> 00:59:35,071 And I don't need this television set. 860 00:59:35,322 --> 00:59:36,405 Not the TV! 861 00:59:38,033 --> 00:59:39,617 I don't need this. 862 00:59:41,328 --> 00:59:43,454 I don't need this. 863 00:59:43,538 --> 00:59:46,373 I don't think I'll be needing any of this bone china. 864 00:59:47,918 --> 00:59:51,337 Because I don't have any friends to invite to dinner. 865 00:59:51,505 --> 00:59:55,758 I don't think I'll be using any of these cups or saucers. 866 00:59:55,926 --> 00:59:58,511 You're gonna regret this, Wilma. 867 00:59:58,595 --> 01:00:01,472 It's gonna take you hours to clean up this mess. 868 01:00:10,232 --> 01:00:13,025 All right, Wilma. Enough of this charade. 869 01:00:13,193 --> 01:00:16,695 Come back now, and I'll forgive ya. 870 01:00:16,863 --> 01:00:19,532 Oh, you're bluffin', Wilma Slaghoople. 871 01:00:19,699 --> 01:00:22,326 You're not going to your mother's. 872 01:00:22,494 --> 01:00:24,286 Once around the block, you'll realize 873 01:00:24,371 --> 01:00:27,873 the folly of your ways and you'll come crawling back. 874 01:00:32,045 --> 01:00:33,462 Please. 875 01:01:01,408 --> 01:01:05,369 It's finally happened, I've become my father. 876 01:01:05,537 --> 01:01:07,788 Now, Barney, don't talk like that. 877 01:01:07,873 --> 01:01:10,749 - This place is fine for now. - Come on, Betty. 878 01:01:11,042 --> 01:01:13,919 We're living downwind from a family of wild boars. 879 01:01:14,087 --> 01:01:17,631 - Face it. We've hit rock bottom. - Hmm. 880 01:01:19,801 --> 01:01:21,427 Come here, little guy. 881 01:01:22,971 --> 01:01:26,265 Can you say da-da? Say da-da. 882 01:01:26,349 --> 01:01:28,851 - Bamm-Bamm! - Oh. 883 01:01:29,144 --> 01:01:32,646 It doesn't really matter where we live, as long as we're together. 884 01:01:32,772 --> 01:01:34,315 Family hug! 885 01:01:43,950 --> 01:01:45,367 - Betty? - Hmm? 886 01:01:45,452 --> 01:01:49,830 Exactly where did you get those eggs? 887 01:01:53,418 --> 01:01:54,668 Sorry. 888 01:01:55,629 --> 01:01:58,881 I think it might be twins. 889 01:02:03,470 --> 01:02:04,678 There he is! 890 01:02:09,684 --> 01:02:11,769 You're a traitor, Flintstone! 891 01:02:11,853 --> 01:02:14,897 - Listen to me. I'm your friend. - You're no friend of ours! 892 01:02:14,981 --> 01:02:17,900 You're a rotten bowler too! 893 01:02:29,704 --> 01:02:31,956 Good morning, Mr. Flint... 894 01:02:43,802 --> 01:02:45,177 They made a fool of me. 895 01:02:45,262 --> 01:02:47,805 Look what they had to work with. 896 01:02:50,642 --> 01:02:53,269 Flintstone, heard you were down in the file room. 897 01:02:53,353 --> 01:02:55,104 Find anything interesting? 898 01:02:55,272 --> 01:02:57,523 Yeah! I'm on to your little scam. 899 01:02:57,691 --> 01:03:00,401 Billing phony companies and keeping the money for yourself. 900 01:03:00,568 --> 01:03:03,362 - I'm going to Mr. Slate. - Good idea. 901 01:03:03,530 --> 01:03:06,365 Turning yourself in might buy you a little leniency. 902 01:03:06,533 --> 01:03:10,244 - Me? This entire scheme was your idea. - True. 903 01:03:10,328 --> 01:03:12,997 But I've graciously decided to give you all the credit, 904 01:03:13,081 --> 01:03:15,374 since it's your name on the requisitions. 905 01:03:15,542 --> 01:03:17,209 I never touched any of that money! 906 01:03:17,294 --> 01:03:19,628 Hmm. Fred, please. 907 01:03:19,796 --> 01:03:24,508 Remodeling your house, furs, jewelry, a fully-equipped Le Sabertooth. 908 01:03:24,676 --> 01:03:27,011 Tsk, tsk, tsk. You should have been more discreet. 909 01:03:27,554 --> 01:03:28,721 I'm innocent! 910 01:03:28,805 --> 01:03:32,141 Oh, boo-hoo-hoo. Miss Stone, call security. 911 01:03:32,225 --> 01:03:34,310 Tell them we've uncovered an embezzler. 912 01:03:34,728 --> 01:03:37,646 Miss Stone, you'll back me up, won't ya? 913 01:03:39,316 --> 01:03:41,734 You better run while you still have a chance. 914 01:03:45,572 --> 01:03:47,197 You'll never get away with this. 915 01:03:47,282 --> 01:03:49,033 I already have. 916 01:04:02,672 --> 01:04:06,759 Here comes the pterodactyl. 917 01:04:08,553 --> 01:04:12,264 - Mmm-mmm-mmm. - It's no use, Mother. 918 01:04:12,432 --> 01:04:14,600 She misses Fred. 919 01:04:14,768 --> 01:04:19,146 I hope it's not that pesky Avrok lady again. 920 01:04:19,314 --> 01:04:21,440 Oh! 921 01:04:22,275 --> 01:04:24,026 - Betty! - Oh. 922 01:04:24,194 --> 01:04:27,279 - Bamm-Bamm! I have missed you so much. 923 01:04:27,447 --> 01:04:32,159 I don't care what Barney said. I couldn't let you go through this alone. 924 01:04:32,327 --> 01:04:35,162 - Have you heard from Fred? - No. 925 01:04:38,875 --> 01:04:40,667 I spoke to a lawyer. 926 01:04:41,336 --> 01:04:44,797 If he's missing seven years, you can remarry. 927 01:04:44,964 --> 01:04:47,341 Mother! 928 01:04:47,509 --> 01:04:52,638 Well, wherever Fred is, I hope he knows I still love him. 929 01:04:52,806 --> 01:04:54,515 Oh. 930 01:04:54,682 --> 01:04:59,144 Calling all Bedrock units, all Bedrock units. 931 01:05:09,489 --> 01:05:12,241 Tonight, in a special edition of Bedrock's Most Wanted, 932 01:05:12,409 --> 01:05:15,327 we bring you the story that's rocked our city, 933 01:05:15,495 --> 01:05:18,705 "The Case of the Embezzling Executive. " 934 01:05:22,168 --> 01:05:25,295 Mr. Flintstone, what are you doing? 935 01:05:25,380 --> 01:05:28,549 I'm an executive. I'm embezzling. 936 01:05:29,259 --> 01:05:30,467 I'm shocked! 937 01:05:30,552 --> 01:05:33,762 How could you ever marry that man? 938 01:05:33,930 --> 01:05:37,307 Mother! That man is not my husband. 939 01:05:37,475 --> 01:05:40,978 That's right. He plays Dr. Gravelman on The Young And The Thumbless. 940 01:05:41,146 --> 01:05:44,565 Fred might be a lot of things but a thief is not one of them. 941 01:05:44,732 --> 01:05:47,317 - Can he prove it? Who cares? 942 01:05:47,485 --> 01:05:49,361 Yabba-dabba-dabba! 943 01:05:49,529 --> 01:05:50,946 Yabba-dabba-dabba! 944 01:05:51,030 --> 01:05:52,531 This menace remains at large... 945 01:05:52,615 --> 01:05:53,949 We ask the public's help in apprehending... 946 01:05:54,033 --> 01:05:55,659 Maybe I can. 947 01:06:14,345 --> 01:06:18,056 A little something to take that chill off. Take a swig of this. 948 01:06:18,224 --> 01:06:20,684 Put hair on your knuckles. 949 01:06:22,020 --> 01:06:26,273 Tell me something... You one of those guys that was laid off at the stone quarry? 950 01:06:26,858 --> 01:06:28,233 I used to work there. 951 01:06:28,318 --> 01:06:31,320 A lot of guys here would like to get their hands 952 01:06:31,404 --> 01:06:33,614 on the guy who's responsible for all this. 953 01:06:33,781 --> 01:06:38,076 - So they could hear his side of the story? - What? His side of the story? 954 01:06:42,540 --> 01:06:45,709 Huh? Flintstone! 955 01:06:46,169 --> 01:06:48,337 Flintstone! 956 01:06:51,716 --> 01:06:54,510 It is! Flintstone! 957 01:06:58,973 --> 01:07:00,182 Squealer! 958 01:07:01,226 --> 01:07:02,476 Get him! 959 01:07:08,066 --> 01:07:09,191 Just think. 960 01:07:09,275 --> 01:07:13,779 This time tomorrow, we'll be on a pterodactyl winging our... 961 01:07:14,447 --> 01:07:16,865 - Oh, Cliff. - Hmm? 962 01:07:16,950 --> 01:07:19,535 How come there's only one ticket to Rocapulco? 963 01:07:22,497 --> 01:07:26,959 For your protection, darling. I thought I would go on a "business trip," 964 01:07:27,126 --> 01:07:28,919 while you stay here to keep up appearances. 965 01:07:29,003 --> 01:07:32,548 Then, when we're sure it's safe, I'll send for you. 966 01:07:33,550 --> 01:07:35,634 Forgive me, Cliff. 967 01:07:37,345 --> 01:07:39,471 Looks like you've thought of everything. 968 01:07:51,818 --> 01:07:56,154 Psst. Excuse me! 969 01:07:57,824 --> 01:08:01,577 - Hello. - No, Mumsie, I don't want to go to school. 970 01:08:01,661 --> 01:08:04,413 The other boys make fun of me. 971 01:08:04,497 --> 01:08:06,331 Wake up! 972 01:08:06,666 --> 01:08:11,670 Oh, Mrs. Flintstone. To what do I owe the honor of this break-in? 973 01:08:11,838 --> 01:08:14,131 I need your help, Mr. Bird. 974 01:08:14,299 --> 01:08:16,592 You hear everything that goes on in this office. 975 01:08:16,676 --> 01:08:17,843 Hmm-hmm. 976 01:08:17,927 --> 01:08:20,846 You are the only one who can help clear my husband. 977 01:08:20,930 --> 01:08:25,017 What a delicious irony. Thank you for sharing it with me. 978 01:08:25,184 --> 01:08:28,520 Now, let me share something with you. 979 01:08:30,732 --> 01:08:33,358 Oh, now, Wilma, calm down. 980 01:08:33,526 --> 01:08:37,738 - Maybe I can reason with him. - Ow! 981 01:08:37,905 --> 01:08:40,324 There. All set. 982 01:08:41,409 --> 01:08:44,995 You know, my only regret is I won't be around 983 01:08:45,163 --> 01:08:50,167 when that shoddy new equipment blows up in their big, dumb faces. 984 01:08:50,335 --> 01:08:54,921 Oh, well, I'll just have to console myself with all that money. 985 01:08:56,049 --> 01:09:00,135 Hey, who's that? 986 01:09:02,930 --> 01:09:06,058 That's Flintstone's wife. 987 01:09:06,768 --> 01:09:09,728 What would she want with a stinky old dict... 988 01:09:09,896 --> 01:09:12,564 Son of a brachiosaurus! 989 01:09:12,732 --> 01:09:17,402 Well, Cliff. I guess you haven't thought of everything. 990 01:09:18,363 --> 01:09:21,239 Oh, this is far from over. 991 01:09:29,123 --> 01:09:31,083 String him up! 992 01:09:31,250 --> 01:09:33,335 You can't do this. I was framed! 993 01:09:33,503 --> 01:09:37,506 In a minute you're going to be boxed. 994 01:09:39,842 --> 01:09:44,012 Anybody want a snow cone? 995 01:09:44,097 --> 01:09:45,889 - Barney! - Fred! 996 01:09:46,974 --> 01:09:49,142 - What are you doing here? - I'm getting lynched! 997 01:09:49,227 --> 01:09:53,397 Oh. I got cherry, lime, rocky road. 998 01:09:53,481 --> 01:09:55,399 Do you know this guy? 999 01:09:56,275 --> 01:09:58,944 Know him? He used to be my best friend. 1000 01:09:59,529 --> 01:10:01,363 In a way, if it wasn't for me, 1001 01:10:01,447 --> 01:10:03,657 this whole mess probably wouldn't have happened. 1002 01:10:03,783 --> 01:10:08,620 Thanks for filling us in. We could've made a very big mistake here. 1003 01:10:09,122 --> 01:10:11,081 - Hang both of 'em. - What? 1004 01:10:11,249 --> 01:10:14,376 Gee, take it easy. They make you pay for your own uniforms. 1005 01:10:16,379 --> 01:10:19,464 Barney, I thought you came to save me. 1006 01:10:19,632 --> 01:10:23,802 Save you? I saw a crowd, I figured I'd sell a few snow cones. 1007 01:10:23,970 --> 01:10:26,888 - You mean you haven't forgiven me yet? - Nope. 1008 01:10:27,056 --> 01:10:29,015 And frankly, I don't think this is going to help. 1009 01:10:29,183 --> 01:10:31,852 - I took a cherry. - I can't break a 20. 1010 01:10:32,019 --> 01:10:34,855 Hey, hey, hey! Wait a minute! 1011 01:10:35,022 --> 01:10:39,025 Look, Barn, I know you're still a little mad at me. 1012 01:10:39,193 --> 01:10:43,697 But I want you to know, if I had to have someone hanging next to me, 1013 01:10:43,865 --> 01:10:46,658 I'm glad it's you. 1014 01:10:48,453 --> 01:10:52,164 I guess switchin' them tests didn't turn out much like I planned, huh, Fred? 1015 01:10:52,331 --> 01:10:54,332 Hey, got any lemon? 1016 01:10:54,500 --> 01:10:56,334 Check in the back. 1017 01:10:56,502 --> 01:11:00,046 Gee, why can't business be this good every day? 1018 01:11:00,214 --> 01:11:02,716 The story of my life. 1019 01:11:02,884 --> 01:11:05,761 - I'm a loser. - No, you're not. 1020 01:11:05,928 --> 01:11:07,596 This makes me a winner? 1021 01:11:07,680 --> 01:11:09,806 No, but you're the best friend a guy ever had 1022 01:11:09,891 --> 01:11:12,934 and that makes you a winner in my book, pal. 1023 01:11:13,102 --> 01:11:14,269 Me... 1024 01:11:15,688 --> 01:11:17,230 I'm just a big jerk. 1025 01:11:18,983 --> 01:11:21,485 Ah, everybody loves you, Fred. 1026 01:11:21,652 --> 01:11:23,528 Except for this lynch mob. 1027 01:11:24,906 --> 01:11:26,156 Ah, Barn. 1028 01:11:26,240 --> 01:11:27,616 Ah, Fred. 1029 01:11:32,288 --> 01:11:35,415 You'll have plenty of time to bond in the afterlife. 1030 01:11:38,795 --> 01:11:42,088 Wilma, look! 1031 01:11:44,759 --> 01:11:48,220 Watch out for that tree! 1032 01:11:52,683 --> 01:11:55,602 Now wait, everybody. 1033 01:11:57,396 --> 01:11:59,272 Fred is innocent. 1034 01:12:00,733 --> 01:12:03,735 Barney, do you have to do everything Fred does? 1035 01:12:03,903 --> 01:12:07,113 Everybody, listen to him. 1036 01:12:07,281 --> 01:12:11,701 First things first. I demand an apology. 1037 01:12:12,245 --> 01:12:15,789 - I'm sorry! - Not you, him. 1038 01:12:16,165 --> 01:12:19,167 Me? Apologize to a bird? 1039 01:12:19,627 --> 01:12:22,379 Not Fred Flintstone! 1040 01:12:22,463 --> 01:12:24,172 I had hoped we might be colleagues but instead, 1041 01:12:24,257 --> 01:12:27,509 you've treated me as if I were an ordinary piece of office furniture. 1042 01:12:28,052 --> 01:12:30,470 I may eat bugs, but I have feelings, Mr. Flintstone. 1043 01:12:30,930 --> 01:12:33,139 And you've hurt them. 1044 01:12:33,224 --> 01:12:34,599 Aww. 1045 01:12:36,602 --> 01:12:41,439 Uh, well, look, I know I could've been a little more sensitive. 1046 01:12:41,607 --> 01:12:44,401 - Especially when you were molting. - Oh. 1047 01:12:44,569 --> 01:12:46,736 So, I'm... Sorry. 1048 01:12:46,904 --> 01:12:49,823 I don't think they heard you in the back. 1049 01:12:50,366 --> 01:12:53,451 - I'm sorry. Pardon? 1050 01:12:53,786 --> 01:12:56,788 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry! - Oh. 1051 01:12:58,332 --> 01:13:00,959 Now, then, gather 'round, everyone. 1052 01:13:01,043 --> 01:13:04,421 I'll tell you the tale of an unsophisticated man 1053 01:13:04,505 --> 01:13:07,215 caught up in a treacherous web of power, 1054 01:13:07,300 --> 01:13:09,301 deceit and lust. 1055 01:13:09,969 --> 01:13:11,803 Ooh, yeah. 1056 01:13:13,681 --> 01:13:15,807 Why is the door open? 1057 01:13:18,436 --> 01:13:21,354 - Betty, the door is open! - Wilma, something's wrong! 1058 01:13:27,820 --> 01:13:29,946 - Pebbles! - Bamm-Bamm! 1059 01:13:34,076 --> 01:13:36,161 What kind of madman would do something like this? 1060 01:13:39,957 --> 01:13:43,001 That's a poor poochie. 1061 01:13:43,169 --> 01:13:45,253 That's a baby. 1062 01:13:52,762 --> 01:13:56,348 - Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm are gone! - They left this. 1063 01:13:56,432 --> 01:13:59,017 It's a note. - If you want to see your kids again, 1064 01:13:59,101 --> 01:14:01,811 bring the Dictabird to the quarry at dawn. No police. 1065 01:14:18,579 --> 01:14:20,580 Mr. Flintstone. 1066 01:14:20,665 --> 01:14:24,542 Stealing office equipment, really. Tsk, tsk, tsk. 1067 01:14:24,669 --> 01:14:28,046 Is this the kind of example you want to set for your daughter? 1068 01:14:28,130 --> 01:14:30,840 - Where are the kids? - The bird, please. 1069 01:14:32,885 --> 01:14:35,512 - First, we want our children. - Of course. 1070 01:14:37,264 --> 01:14:40,976 Bamm-Bamm! 1071 01:14:41,060 --> 01:14:42,727 Take one more step, Mr. Rubble, 1072 01:14:42,812 --> 01:14:46,064 and this quarry's safety record will be severely tarnished. 1073 01:14:46,357 --> 01:14:47,816 Now, give me the bird. 1074 01:14:49,360 --> 01:14:52,070 Go on, Fred. Give him what he wants. 1075 01:14:52,238 --> 01:14:54,948 - What? - Don't worry, I got a plan. 1076 01:14:55,116 --> 01:14:57,659 We're gonna get the kids back and then we'll rescue you. 1077 01:14:57,743 --> 01:14:59,202 What a strategist. 1078 01:15:02,331 --> 01:15:04,040 I should have signed with Disney. 1079 01:15:04,125 --> 01:15:07,085 They never would've allowed this sort of thing to happen. 1080 01:15:11,465 --> 01:15:13,633 - Ahh! Thank you, gentlemen. - Easy. 1081 01:15:14,802 --> 01:15:17,053 And in the words of my beloved mother, 1082 01:15:17,138 --> 01:15:21,099 I'm taking the money and moving to a warmer climate. 1083 01:15:29,108 --> 01:15:30,608 Help, Daddy! 1084 01:15:37,491 --> 01:15:40,285 Let's discuss this, Cliff. May I call you Cliff? 1085 01:15:40,619 --> 01:15:43,121 Barney, too much pressure. 1086 01:15:51,338 --> 01:15:54,507 One, two, three... 1087 01:15:57,094 --> 01:15:58,636 Nice goin'. 1088 01:15:58,721 --> 01:16:01,306 - Now what do we do? - You get the kids, I'll try and stop this. 1089 01:16:26,248 --> 01:16:27,999 Whoa! 1090 01:16:37,718 --> 01:16:40,929 Cliffy, have I ever told you you have a very distinguished chin? 1091 01:16:41,013 --> 01:16:43,431 Shut up! Ahh! 1092 01:16:48,521 --> 01:16:49,604 Whoa! 1093 01:16:51,190 --> 01:16:54,025 Yo, ow, ow, ow, ow! 1094 01:16:57,655 --> 01:16:59,989 Oh, dear, oh, dear. 1095 01:17:00,074 --> 01:17:02,867 Too many years behind a desk. Mayday, mayday! 1096 01:17:08,958 --> 01:17:11,167 Hi, da-da. 1097 01:17:12,044 --> 01:17:14,379 You did it! You called me da-da! 1098 01:17:15,548 --> 01:17:18,633 Oh, Barney, you lunkhead! 1099 01:17:31,147 --> 01:17:35,024 What am I going to do? I gotta think of somethin'. 1100 01:17:38,821 --> 01:17:40,155 Not now. 1101 01:17:48,581 --> 01:17:50,081 Wake up, Uncle Barney! 1102 01:17:54,170 --> 01:17:55,461 Help, help! 1103 01:17:55,671 --> 01:17:59,007 Save me! Save me from this mad M.B.A.! 1104 01:17:59,967 --> 01:18:03,761 - Don't worry. I'll take care of him. - My hero. 1105 01:18:06,599 --> 01:18:07,765 Yipes. 1106 01:18:08,309 --> 01:18:11,811 Flintstone, kiss your bird good-bye. 1107 01:18:14,440 --> 01:18:15,940 Oh, mama. 1108 01:18:22,281 --> 01:18:24,449 Will there be anything else, Mr. Flintstone? 1109 01:18:24,533 --> 01:18:27,160 No, Miss Stone. Take the rest of the day off. 1110 01:19:01,612 --> 01:19:04,656 Yabba-dabba-doo! 1111 01:19:09,954 --> 01:19:11,412 Cliff? 1112 01:19:11,872 --> 01:19:14,332 It's time for you and me to interface. 1113 01:19:31,016 --> 01:19:33,977 - Aah! - Stee-rike! 1114 01:19:55,541 --> 01:19:57,083 And then, Cliff said, 1115 01:19:57,167 --> 01:20:00,211 "True. But I've graciously decided to give you all the credit, 1116 01:20:00,713 --> 01:20:03,881 "since it's your name on all the requisition forms. " 1117 01:20:07,219 --> 01:20:10,596 Mr. Flintstone, I may not be in on Monday. 1118 01:20:10,681 --> 01:20:12,932 Don't worry, Miss Stone. I'll tell 'em what you did. 1119 01:20:13,017 --> 01:20:15,893 - They'll let you off easy. - I've been a very bad girl. 1120 01:20:17,021 --> 01:20:19,063 But you have to admit, 1121 01:20:19,148 --> 01:20:22,692 I was very, very good at it. 1122 01:20:26,905 --> 01:20:29,324 Come on, do it for Mommy. Who am I? 1123 01:20:29,408 --> 01:20:31,743 - Bamm-Bamm! - Oh. 1124 01:20:35,039 --> 01:20:37,165 Thank goodness, you're all right. 1125 01:20:37,333 --> 01:20:41,336 Well, I'm not going to jail, but it won't be easy getting a new job. 1126 01:20:41,420 --> 01:20:43,046 What kind of reference is Mr. Slate gonna give me 1127 01:20:43,130 --> 01:20:44,505 after I destroyed his quarry? 1128 01:20:44,590 --> 01:20:48,384 None of this was your fault. Mr. Slate will understand. 1129 01:20:48,469 --> 01:20:51,137 Flintstone! 1130 01:20:51,638 --> 01:20:53,514 Sure, now he gets my name right. 1131 01:20:53,932 --> 01:20:55,516 How did this happen? 1132 01:20:56,894 --> 01:21:00,688 Mr. Slate, it all started when the Rubbles here wanted to adopt a baby. 1133 01:21:00,856 --> 01:21:03,107 Not that! 1134 01:21:03,192 --> 01:21:05,610 How did this happen to Cliff? 1135 01:21:07,321 --> 01:21:09,405 Well, you see, Mr. Slate, 1136 01:21:09,490 --> 01:21:12,158 the machinery went haywire and the rocks got all crushed up 1137 01:21:12,242 --> 01:21:14,494 and that got mixed in with water and that came all down the hill. 1138 01:21:14,578 --> 01:21:16,788 - Mr. Slate, I'm sorry! - Sorry? 1139 01:21:17,915 --> 01:21:19,832 I love this stuff! 1140 01:21:20,209 --> 01:21:22,960 I'm gonna name it after my daughter Concretia. 1141 01:21:24,129 --> 01:21:26,714 Flintstone, you're a genius! 1142 01:21:28,300 --> 01:21:31,177 Me? Really? Why? 1143 01:21:31,387 --> 01:21:36,557 Don't you see? Thanks to concrete, man can now shape his own destiny. 1144 01:21:36,642 --> 01:21:38,643 - The Stone Age is over! - Ahh. 1145 01:21:38,727 --> 01:21:42,230 First thing, I want you to hire back all the men, Flintstone. 1146 01:21:42,606 --> 01:21:44,899 - We're going into production immediately. - We? 1147 01:21:44,983 --> 01:21:46,067 That's right. 1148 01:21:46,151 --> 01:21:49,904 You are hereby promoted to President of the entire concrete division. 1149 01:21:50,030 --> 01:21:51,823 Yabba... 1150 01:21:57,913 --> 01:21:59,414 That's a real nice offer, Mr. Slate, 1151 01:21:59,498 --> 01:22:02,166 but unfortunately, I'm gonna have to turn you down. 1152 01:22:02,292 --> 01:22:03,960 Don't listen to him, Mr. Slate. 1153 01:22:04,044 --> 01:22:06,921 Fred, it's a great job! This time, you deserve it. 1154 01:22:07,005 --> 01:22:09,590 Barney, all my life I wanted to be a somebody. 1155 01:22:09,758 --> 01:22:12,802 And when I finally did, I turned into somebody I didn't like. 1156 01:22:13,512 --> 01:22:16,097 Good grief, man, have you lost your mind? 1157 01:22:16,181 --> 01:22:19,100 This could make you rich beyond your wildest dreams. 1158 01:22:19,518 --> 01:22:22,437 I was always the richest man in the world. 1159 01:22:22,521 --> 01:22:24,689 I just never knew it. 1160 01:22:25,357 --> 01:22:27,108 So, if it's okay with you, Mr. Slate, 1161 01:22:27,192 --> 01:22:29,777 all I want is my old job back and my old life. 1162 01:22:30,654 --> 01:22:32,488 Fred. 1163 01:22:33,949 --> 01:22:36,492 And two weeks paid vacation for all the men in the quarry, 1164 01:22:36,577 --> 01:22:38,369 an annual cost of livin' increase 1165 01:22:38,454 --> 01:22:41,205 and those little packets of ketchup in the lunchroom. 1166 01:22:41,707 --> 01:22:43,040 Done! 1167 01:22:43,417 --> 01:22:46,002 Thanks, boss. See you at the company picnic. 1168 01:22:47,379 --> 01:22:50,173 There goes the best executive I ever had. 1169 01:22:51,467 --> 01:22:54,760 - Fred, I'm so proud of you. - And I'm proud of you, Barney. 1170 01:22:54,970 --> 01:22:56,304 - I'm starving! - Me too! 1171 01:22:56,388 --> 01:22:59,640 What do you say we get some breakfast. Snake and eggs for everybody. 1172 01:23:00,017 --> 01:23:01,309 - My treat. - Great. 1173 01:23:01,393 --> 01:23:02,393 Barney... 1174 01:23:03,854 --> 01:23:07,148 - Yeah, Fred? - Spot me a couple bucks? I'm a little short. 1175 01:23:08,901 --> 01:23:10,735 - Not this time! - What? 1176 01:23:30,422 --> 01:23:32,757 Flintstones Meet the Flintstones 1177 01:23:32,883 --> 01:23:36,302 They're a modern Stone Age family 1178 01:23:37,471 --> 01:23:39,305 From the town of Bedrock 1179 01:23:39,473 --> 01:23:43,309 They're a page right out of history 1180 01:23:44,686 --> 01:23:47,355 Someday maybe Fred will win the fight 1181 01:23:47,606 --> 01:23:50,107 Then that cat will stay out for the night 1182 01:23:50,442 --> 01:23:52,735 When you're with the Flintstones 1183 01:23:52,903 --> 01:23:56,447 Have a yabba-dabba-doo time A dabba-doo time 1184 01:23:56,615 --> 01:23:59,951 We'll have a gay old time 1185 01:24:04,122 --> 01:24:05,373 Wilma! 1186 01:24:05,874 --> 01:24:08,834 We'll have a gay old time 1187 01:24:09,419 --> 01:24:11,295 Wilma! 1188 01:24:18,929 --> 01:24:22,056 Yabba-dabba-doo! 1189 01:24:28,689 --> 01:24:31,274 Flintstones Meet the Flintstones 1190 01:24:31,441 --> 01:24:35,403 They're the modern Stone Age family 1191 01:24:35,571 --> 01:24:38,197 From the town of Bedrock 1192 01:24:38,365 --> 01:24:42,201 They're a page right out of history 1193 01:24:42,369 --> 01:24:45,788 Let's ride with the family down the street 1194 01:24:45,956 --> 01:24:49,250 Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet 1195 01:24:49,418 --> 01:24:51,919 When you're with the Flintstones 1196 01:24:52,087 --> 01:24:56,173 Have a yabba-dabba-doo time A dabba-doo time 1197 01:24:56,341 --> 01:24:59,677 We'll have a gay old time 1198 01:25:39,801 --> 01:25:42,762 The Flintstones! 1199 01:25:44,222 --> 01:25:46,974 Flintstones Meet the Flintstones 1200 01:25:47,142 --> 01:25:50,895 They're the modern Stone Age family 1201 01:25:51,063 --> 01:25:53,689 From the town of Bedrock 1202 01:25:53,857 --> 01:25:57,777 They're a page right out of history 1203 01:25:57,944 --> 01:26:01,322 Someday maybe Fred will win the fight 1204 01:26:01,490 --> 01:26:04,575 Then that cat will stay out for the night 1205 01:26:04,743 --> 01:26:07,328 When you're with the Flintstones 1206 01:26:07,496 --> 01:26:11,624 Have a yabba-dabba-doo time A dabba-doo time 1207 01:26:11,792 --> 01:26:15,211 We'll have a gay old time 1208 01:26:22,219 --> 01:26:26,180 We'll have a gay old time 1209 01:26:29,935 --> 01:26:31,977 Yeah! 1210 01:26:36,400 --> 01:26:37,900 Yabba-dabba-doo! 1211 01:26:38,068 --> 01:26:40,695 I was travelin' to Earth and what did I spot 1212 01:26:40,862 --> 01:26:43,197 A little village by the water Sign said Bedrock 1213 01:26:43,365 --> 01:26:45,866 I met this kid named Fred He didn't wear no socks 1214 01:26:46,034 --> 01:26:48,536 He had a part-time gig at the Gravel Pit slingin' rocks 1215 01:26:48,704 --> 01:26:51,622 Said he was into hip hop Could he kick a spell I told him go for it 1216 01:26:51,790 --> 01:26:54,500 Bust a verse said what you think I said you're style is prehistoric 1217 01:26:54,668 --> 01:26:57,545 Sounds stuck in the Stone Age You're still using a hammer and chisel 1218 01:26:57,713 --> 01:26:59,505 Carving out your lyrics on stone pages 1219 01:26:59,673 --> 01:27:02,842 It's about time you heard a style from a real before-the-wheel rapper 1220 01:27:03,009 --> 01:27:05,428 Set it off and he said yabba-dabba-doo 1221 01:27:05,595 --> 01:27:07,722 Then he got to prove The fella's suddenly standing 1222 01:27:07,889 --> 01:27:09,724 In the middle of a crowd of K drummers 1223 01:27:09,891 --> 01:27:12,143 Sayin' tell us how you flipped the script and ripped 1224 01:27:12,310 --> 01:27:15,312 I get busy one time they said yeah yeah I'm hip, I'm hip 1225 01:27:15,480 --> 01:27:17,314 Didn't know the time Didn't know about fly 1226 01:27:17,482 --> 01:27:20,985 So I, you know, I had to show a Cave Man how to rock 1227 01:27:23,822 --> 01:27:26,532 In the Stone Age 1228 01:27:26,700 --> 01:27:28,659 I showed a Cave Man how to rock 1229 01:27:28,827 --> 01:27:32,163 Yabba-dabba-doo! 1230 01:27:34,666 --> 01:27:37,168 In the Stone Age 1231 01:27:37,335 --> 01:27:39,336 I showed a Cave Man how to rock 1232 01:27:39,504 --> 01:27:42,506 Yabba-dabba-doo! 1233 01:27:49,181 --> 01:27:52,892 Barney Rubble Fred Flintstone 1234 01:27:56,396 --> 01:27:59,690 Hey, Freddie boy Don't try to get too close 1235 01:27:59,858 --> 01:28:03,652 I don't want to catch a mammoth dose 1236 01:28:06,198 --> 01:28:09,158 We'll meet at the Bedrock disco 1237 01:28:09,242 --> 01:28:12,369 Who cares that I got T. Rex 1238 01:28:12,537 --> 01:28:15,706 On my radio 1239 01:28:15,791 --> 01:28:20,795 On this prehistoric day I feel duty-bound to say 1240 01:28:21,463 --> 01:28:25,549 Before I reach my destination 1241 01:28:26,176 --> 01:28:31,222 On this prehistoric day I feel duty-bound to say 1242 01:28:31,681 --> 01:28:35,434 I owes an explanation 1243 01:28:36,520 --> 01:28:39,647 Give me one good reason 1244 01:28:41,525 --> 01:28:44,985 Give me two good reasons 1245 01:28:46,613 --> 01:28:49,740 Give me three good reasons 1246 01:28:49,908 --> 01:28:53,911 Why's men do what they do 1247 01:28:57,415 --> 01:29:01,168 Yabba-dabba-doo Yabba-dabba-doo Yabba-dabba-doo 1248 01:29:05,549 --> 01:29:08,717 Anarchy in Bedrock 1249 01:29:08,885 --> 01:29:12,346 Stop in some time and meet Betty and Wilma 1250 01:29:12,514 --> 01:29:15,766 Try some Flint upside-down Rubble bubble cake 1251 01:29:15,934 --> 01:29:18,853 Or just try Fruity Pebbles 1252 01:29:19,020 --> 01:29:21,772 'Cause I 1253 01:29:21,940 --> 01:29:25,109 Wanna be 1254 01:29:25,277 --> 01:29:27,695 Fred Flintstone 1255 01:29:29,698 --> 01:29:32,950 Is this the U.S.D.A.? 1256 01:29:33,118 --> 01:29:36,453 Is this Hollywood 1257 01:29:36,621 --> 01:29:39,707 Is this Bedrock 1258 01:29:39,875 --> 01:29:43,168 I thought it was Hollyrock 1259 01:29:43,336 --> 01:29:45,629 'Cause I 1260 01:29:45,797 --> 01:29:49,008 Wanna be 1261 01:29:49,384 --> 01:29:51,802 Fred Flintstone 1262 01:29:54,306 --> 01:29:57,766 Yabba-dabba-doo 1263 01:30:03,857 --> 01:30:06,442 Wilma! 132273