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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:01,984 Previously on "Splitting Up Together"... 2 00:00:01,990 --> 00:00:04,408 I heard something about you. Are you pregnant? 3 00:00:04,414 --> 00:00:06,406 Test was negative, so you're off the hook. 4 00:00:06,412 --> 00:00:07,899 No giving up this time. 5 00:00:08,421 --> 00:00:10,820 No matter what. Forever and ever. 6 00:00:10,826 --> 00:00:12,026 Deal. 7 00:00:13,016 --> 00:00:14,797 Gross. So gross. 8 00:00:14,803 --> 00:00:16,305 Really? I think it's beautiful. 9 00:00:16,311 --> 00:00:18,966 We are not having this baby in the Cowboy Palace Saloon. 10 00:00:18,972 --> 00:00:22,503 Hey! No baby. It was a false alarm. 11 00:00:22,509 --> 00:00:23,764 - Clear the hall. - Whoa! 12 00:00:39,191 --> 00:00:40,641 Forever and ever. 13 00:00:45,026 --> 00:00:46,226 Go. 14 00:00:48,102 --> 00:00:49,422 You have to. 15 00:00:50,789 --> 00:00:53,255 - No, I... I-I can't. - You can. 16 00:00:56,206 --> 00:00:58,974 - Okay, well, I love you. - Love you. 17 00:01:01,177 --> 00:01:02,693 Oh, hey, and Martin?! 18 00:01:04,623 --> 00:01:06,131 Tell Lisa Apple... 19 00:01:07,413 --> 00:01:08,613 "What's up?" 20 00:01:13,231 --> 00:01:16,569 ? Keep giving me hope for a better day ? 21 00:01:16,575 --> 00:01:20,064 ? Keep giving me love to find a way ? 22 00:01:20,070 --> 00:01:24,271 ? Through this heaviness I feel, I just need ? 23 00:01:24,277 --> 00:01:29,773 - ? Someone to say everything's okay ? - Sync/Corrections by PetaG for www.addic7ed.com 24 00:01:29,779 --> 00:01:31,467 ? Everything's okay ? 25 00:01:36,662 --> 00:01:38,266 What are you doing here? 26 00:01:40,622 --> 00:01:42,126 You're having a baby. 27 00:01:42,614 --> 00:01:45,539 They wanna do a C-section. The baby's breech. 28 00:01:45,629 --> 00:01:47,357 Well, are your parents coming? 29 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:49,178 They're on a cruise. 30 00:01:49,932 --> 00:01:51,580 I haven't been able to reach them. 31 00:01:52,237 --> 00:01:53,962 Okay. Okay. 32 00:01:53,968 --> 00:01:56,035 Look, you're gonna do great. You're gonna do great. 33 00:01:56,041 --> 00:01:58,560 Just... just say "yes" to all the drugs. 34 00:01:58,566 --> 00:02:00,044 Ready to have a baby? 35 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:01,761 Who's this? 36 00:02:01,767 --> 00:02:06,560 - Uh... I'm just, uh... I think that I might... - He's... Martin. He's Martin. 37 00:02:06,566 --> 00:02:08,849 - I'm Martin. - He's the dad. 38 00:02:12,265 --> 00:02:13,617 Hey, Dad. 39 00:02:14,368 --> 00:02:15,798 Better late than never. 40 00:02:16,180 --> 00:02:18,470 - Scrub up. - Oh, no. He's not... 41 00:02:18,476 --> 00:02:20,704 We're... we're not a... It... it's not like a... 42 00:02:21,071 --> 00:02:25,884 - He's not a part of this, so... - I'd like to be. I-I can be. I want to be. 43 00:02:27,485 --> 00:02:29,182 If you'll let me be. 44 00:02:31,205 --> 00:02:32,772 - Okay. - Okay. 45 00:02:32,974 --> 00:02:34,381 Okay? 46 00:02:34,836 --> 00:02:36,036 Okay. 47 00:02:37,167 --> 00:02:38,479 Okay. 48 00:02:40,384 --> 00:02:43,567 ? Oh, oh ? 49 00:02:49,783 --> 00:02:53,246 ? Pray God you can cope ? 50 00:02:53,653 --> 00:02:57,277 ? I stand outside ? 51 00:02:57,283 --> 00:02:59,543 ? This woman's work ? 52 00:02:59,549 --> 00:03:02,355 ? This woman's world ? 53 00:03:02,552 --> 00:03:06,348 ? Ooh, it's hard on the man ? 54 00:03:06,431 --> 00:03:09,733 ? Now his part is over ? 55 00:03:10,133 --> 00:03:14,115 ? I know you have a little life in you yet ? 56 00:03:14,222 --> 00:03:17,457 ? I know you have a lot of strength left ? 57 00:03:17,463 --> 00:03:21,659 ? I should be crying, but I just can't let it show ? 58 00:03:21,665 --> 00:03:25,161 ? I should be hoping, but I can't stop thinking ? 59 00:03:25,167 --> 00:03:27,392 ? Of all the things I should have said ? 60 00:03:27,398 --> 00:03:29,197 ? That I never said ? 61 00:03:29,373 --> 00:03:32,855 ? All the things we should have done that we never did ? 62 00:03:32,861 --> 00:03:36,365 ? All the things I should have given but I didn't ? 63 00:03:36,371 --> 00:03:42,832 ? Oh, darling, make it go away ? 64 00:03:42,838 --> 00:03:46,325 ? Just make it go away ? 65 00:03:49,903 --> 00:03:52,978 If we're gonna day-drink, we'd better get started. 66 00:03:52,984 --> 00:03:54,240 It's day. 67 00:03:54,255 --> 00:03:55,932 How did you know I was here? 68 00:03:55,938 --> 00:03:57,556 Martin texted me. 69 00:03:57,845 --> 00:03:59,778 I came as soon as I heard. 70 00:04:01,967 --> 00:04:03,474 Did you get a haircut? 71 00:04:04,083 --> 00:04:07,175 I came as soon as I heard and directly after my haircut. 72 00:04:07,181 --> 00:04:09,183 Only because Andy's so hard to get in with 73 00:04:09,189 --> 00:04:11,089 and he probably would have charged me if I didn't show. 74 00:04:11,095 --> 00:04:12,398 - Oh. - I mean, I don't know for sure 75 00:04:12,404 --> 00:04:14,534 that he would have charged me, but I didn't want to risk it. 76 00:04:14,585 --> 00:04:17,109 Plus, I was really ready for a change. 77 00:04:17,492 --> 00:04:20,288 - Okay, Camille. - And how are you? 78 00:04:20,294 --> 00:04:21,685 I mean... 79 00:04:22,017 --> 00:04:23,217 all things considered? 80 00:04:23,223 --> 00:04:25,790 Okay, just do me a favor and don't even front. 81 00:04:25,925 --> 00:04:29,398 This could not suck any harder. 82 00:04:29,404 --> 00:04:30,905 Come on, Camille. 83 00:04:31,418 --> 00:04:33,225 Martin and I are gonna be fine. 84 00:04:34,005 --> 00:04:37,050 Apple army in da house! 85 00:04:37,384 --> 00:04:39,617 You guys, I'm legit having a flashback 86 00:04:39,623 --> 00:04:41,529 - to my very first stomach pump. - Ugh! 87 00:04:41,535 --> 00:04:42,735 Can we get our picture? 88 00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:43,941 - Want one. - Okay. 89 00:04:44,024 --> 00:04:45,647 Coachella weekend one called. 90 00:04:45,653 --> 00:04:47,420 They want their wristbands back. 91 00:04:47,694 --> 00:04:49,628 What are they even doing here? 92 00:04:50,550 --> 00:04:52,216 What are we doing here? 93 00:04:54,741 --> 00:04:57,649 Okay, Dad. Let's go over the home care sheet for Mom. 94 00:04:57,655 --> 00:05:00,032 Actually, I think you should just go. 95 00:05:00,349 --> 00:05:03,248 - What are you talking about? I... - Let's just drop the charade, shall we? 96 00:05:03,254 --> 00:05:05,349 It's not gonna be "Mom and Dad." It's just gonna be Mom. 97 00:05:05,355 --> 00:05:06,555 Lisa... 98 00:05:06,561 --> 00:05:09,464 You didn't want to be in my life when I didn't have a baby, 99 00:05:09,470 --> 00:05:10,945 I think it best if we... 100 00:05:10,951 --> 00:05:14,900 - I step out? I'm... I'm stepping out. - No. No, no, no, no, no. I'll step out. 101 00:05:15,288 --> 00:05:16,729 That's what she wants. 102 00:05:19,526 --> 00:05:21,228 But you can't expect me to walk out of here 103 00:05:21,234 --> 00:05:23,434 and pretend this baby never happened. 104 00:05:23,597 --> 00:05:26,905 And you might not want me around, 105 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:31,120 but our daughter... 106 00:05:31,219 --> 00:05:32,426 Annie. 107 00:05:32,432 --> 00:05:33,892 Annie. 108 00:05:35,275 --> 00:05:38,682 Well, Annie might feel differently. 109 00:05:45,361 --> 00:05:47,945 I'ma go get an ice-pack for your butthole. 110 00:05:53,097 --> 00:05:54,588 Hey, Dad! 111 00:05:55,390 --> 00:05:58,396 I've been a pediatric nurse for 17 years. 112 00:05:58,594 --> 00:06:00,207 Check back tomorrow. 113 00:06:11,088 --> 00:06:13,893 Oh. Martin. 114 00:06:15,201 --> 00:06:16,596 She okay? 115 00:06:17,053 --> 00:06:18,460 She's okay. 116 00:06:18,647 --> 00:06:19,944 And the baby? 117 00:06:20,444 --> 00:06:21,863 Little girl. 118 00:06:22,553 --> 00:06:24,148 Annie Apple. 119 00:06:25,429 --> 00:06:26,906 And she's... 120 00:06:26,912 --> 00:06:28,112 Mine. 121 00:06:28,118 --> 00:06:29,657 - Right. - Yeah. 122 00:06:35,762 --> 00:06:37,163 How are you? 123 00:06:37,273 --> 00:06:39,690 Mm. Bit shocked. 124 00:06:39,696 --> 00:06:41,002 Yeah. 125 00:06:41,785 --> 00:06:43,400 - Hey. - Hmm? 126 00:06:43,406 --> 00:06:44,999 You know what would be nice? 127 00:06:45,292 --> 00:06:48,088 If we organized a meal train, for Lisa. 128 00:06:48,094 --> 00:06:49,879 That way she doesn't have to worry about food 129 00:06:49,885 --> 00:06:52,148 when she gets home. I mean, I would have loved that! 130 00:06:52,154 --> 00:06:54,480 Did they give you any sense of when she's gonna be discharged? 131 00:06:54,486 --> 00:06:56,986 - Lena. No diapers. - And I can pick up some diapers. 132 00:06:56,992 --> 00:06:58,778 No meal train, okay? 133 00:06:59,265 --> 00:07:01,789 She doesn't want me to be a part of the baby's life. 134 00:07:01,795 --> 00:07:03,371 I barely got to see her. 135 00:07:03,377 --> 00:07:06,273 No, no, no, no. No, she doesn't mean that. 136 00:07:06,279 --> 00:07:08,379 She just gave birth. She's reeling. 137 00:07:08,385 --> 00:07:11,519 We just need to give her some time, she'll come around. 138 00:07:11,525 --> 00:07:13,698 She's had nine months to come around... 139 00:07:13,704 --> 00:07:15,141 Martin, listen to me. 140 00:07:15,603 --> 00:07:17,526 Someday, Annie is gonna ask 141 00:07:17,532 --> 00:07:19,401 if her father wanted to be part of her life. 142 00:07:19,407 --> 00:07:20,886 If he tried to know her. 143 00:07:21,116 --> 00:07:23,516 And that answer needs to be yes. 144 00:07:24,305 --> 00:07:27,626 She needs to know that you didn't do nothing. 145 00:07:34,932 --> 00:07:37,019 So we're just supposed to sit here and do homework, 146 00:07:37,025 --> 00:07:39,737 pretend Mom and Dad aren't playing "Smash Bros" upstairs? 147 00:07:39,839 --> 00:07:42,065 Wait, Mom and Dad got "Super Smash Brothers"? 148 00:07:42,432 --> 00:07:45,644 Oh, oh, Mae. Gross. 149 00:07:45,650 --> 00:07:48,304 What's gross is them sneaking around 150 00:07:48,310 --> 00:07:50,740 and disrespecting the institution of divorce. 151 00:07:56,523 --> 00:07:57,823 Think we should tell him? 152 00:07:57,953 --> 00:08:00,952 I'm not gonna be the one to emotionally scar Milo. 153 00:08:00,958 --> 00:08:03,023 There's your Mommy Joshua. 154 00:08:03,029 --> 00:08:06,030 You're right. Let's make Mom do it. 155 00:08:08,029 --> 00:08:10,015 Sunshine, yes, hi. Uh, yeah. 156 00:08:10,021 --> 00:08:12,021 I'm just... I'm calling to check on the girls. Just 157 00:08:12,027 --> 00:08:14,527 making sure everybody's good. 158 00:08:14,817 --> 00:08:16,646 You know what? They're doing great. 159 00:08:16,652 --> 00:08:18,905 They're actually being discharged tomorrow morning. 160 00:08:18,911 --> 00:08:21,770 Lisa's up and around and anxious to get home. 161 00:08:21,776 --> 00:08:23,068 That's great. That's great. 162 00:08:23,074 --> 00:08:24,364 Do you know what time? 163 00:08:24,370 --> 00:08:27,087 Maybe I could... I could pick them up... 164 00:08:27,093 --> 00:08:29,681 She made other arrangements, Martin. 165 00:08:29,687 --> 00:08:32,793 I'm... I'm sorry. She's... she's just not there yet. 166 00:08:32,799 --> 00:08:35,512 But you said you've been a nurse for 17 years. 167 00:08:35,518 --> 00:08:39,317 And in 17 years, I've never seen anyone less there yet. 168 00:08:40,433 --> 00:08:41,925 What can I say? 169 00:08:45,589 --> 00:08:46,887 Thanks for coming with. 170 00:08:47,389 --> 00:08:48,918 Oh, no problem. 171 00:08:49,508 --> 00:08:50,925 I know how committed you are 172 00:08:50,931 --> 00:08:53,194 to scaling insurmountable objects. 173 00:08:53,896 --> 00:08:55,410 Hey, hey, hey! Your dog! 174 00:08:55,416 --> 00:08:57,384 - Are-aren't you gonna call after him? - Nope. 175 00:08:57,989 --> 00:09:00,786 Unlike you, I don't chase after everything that runs. 176 00:09:01,593 --> 00:09:03,514 No, if that dog is ready to move on, 177 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:05,691 I am prepared to let him go. 178 00:09:05,697 --> 00:09:08,293 Ah, he's got all the answers, folks! 179 00:09:12,711 --> 00:09:14,227 So tell me now. 180 00:09:15,601 --> 00:09:17,112 What do I do now, huh? 181 00:09:17,601 --> 00:09:19,890 Just make a decision you can live with, 182 00:09:20,383 --> 00:09:21,968 because you're the one that's gonna have to. 183 00:09:21,974 --> 00:09:25,099 But I can't just force Lisa to let me be in Annie's life. 184 00:09:25,568 --> 00:09:29,782 But I'm worried, you know, if I do nothing, I'll regret it. 185 00:09:29,788 --> 00:09:32,187 Well, respecting Lisa's wishes isn't doing nothing. 186 00:09:32,193 --> 00:09:33,941 It's doing what she asked you to do. 187 00:09:35,047 --> 00:09:37,818 Just make sure you're doing it for the right reasons. 188 00:09:38,629 --> 00:09:43,429 Oh, look who's back, and now our relationship continues. 189 00:09:43,435 --> 00:09:45,269 You see that? Why? 190 00:09:45,558 --> 00:09:46,915 Because he wants it to. 191 00:09:47,506 --> 00:09:51,012 I provide him with food, water, shelter, affection, 192 00:09:51,018 --> 00:09:53,197 but he still had to run all the way up to the top 193 00:09:53,203 --> 00:09:55,414 of that mountain to find out that none of those things 194 00:09:55,420 --> 00:09:56,822 are waiting for him up there. 195 00:09:56,828 --> 00:09:58,783 Hmm. You should write a book. 196 00:09:58,789 --> 00:10:00,271 Oh, come on! 197 00:10:01,131 --> 00:10:02,364 You don't read. 198 00:10:03,441 --> 00:10:04,823 Ah, come on, boy. 199 00:10:10,631 --> 00:10:13,232 - Look how stunning Mom is. - Yeah, 200 00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:15,429 - she's, like, luminous. - Hmm. 201 00:10:15,435 --> 00:10:18,718 Don't you think she should be out there, dating? 202 00:10:18,724 --> 00:10:20,633 Yeah. She needs to love again. 203 00:10:20,639 --> 00:10:23,311 Something other than those mini-cheese crackers. 204 00:10:23,497 --> 00:10:25,127 They are not wrong about the crackers. 205 00:10:25,133 --> 00:10:27,744 Maybe we should set her up with Alan's dad. 206 00:10:27,750 --> 00:10:29,264 - Hmm. - Okay. 207 00:10:29,828 --> 00:10:32,328 Why are you kids talking about me like I'm not here? 208 00:10:32,334 --> 00:10:36,656 We just want more for you than processed cheese. 209 00:10:36,662 --> 00:10:38,852 More? These crackers are really good. 210 00:10:38,858 --> 00:10:41,023 Yeah, but Alan's dad is a divorced sculptor 211 00:10:41,029 --> 00:10:43,250 who looks like Nathan Fillion. 212 00:10:43,457 --> 00:10:47,502 He's single. You're single. 213 00:10:47,560 --> 00:10:48,760 Right? 214 00:10:50,791 --> 00:10:54,378 - Right. Mm-hmm. Quite right. All right. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 215 00:10:55,187 --> 00:10:57,096 Tell Alan I'm DTF. 216 00:10:57,496 --> 00:11:01,258 - Oh. - "Down to find out more about his dad." 217 00:11:02,140 --> 00:11:03,642 Just tell 'em to hit me on the hip. 218 00:11:03,648 --> 00:11:06,045 - We don't get your references. - Like, at all. 219 00:11:09,445 --> 00:11:11,334 - They know. - They totally know. 220 00:11:12,225 --> 00:11:13,772 Aww. 221 00:11:14,237 --> 00:11:15,617 Thanks for the hand-me-downs. 222 00:11:15,623 --> 00:11:18,147 Jasper really had the cutest stuff. 223 00:11:18,153 --> 00:11:19,545 "I'm kind of a big dill." 224 00:11:21,545 --> 00:11:24,334 - Man, Jasper would blow this one out. - Mmm. 225 00:11:26,318 --> 00:11:27,744 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 226 00:11:27,750 --> 00:11:30,451 Do not move a pregnant muscle. I got it. 227 00:11:37,593 --> 00:11:38,926 Who are you? 228 00:11:39,595 --> 00:11:41,931 - Who are you? - Gene? 229 00:11:45,306 --> 00:11:48,106 So introductions are in order, huh, Gene? 230 00:11:48,112 --> 00:11:51,899 This is Frank, a.k.a. Sugar Beard, a.k.a. Country Music Face. 231 00:11:51,905 --> 00:11:54,042 - And, Frank, this is... - Gene. 232 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:55,732 I heard of you. 233 00:11:56,026 --> 00:11:58,034 - Heard of you, too. - Oh, yeah? 234 00:11:58,040 --> 00:12:00,407 - What have you heard? - Good stuff. 235 00:12:00,572 --> 00:12:02,360 Some might say mighty good. 236 00:12:02,366 --> 00:12:04,468 Heard that you're nice and that you're handsome. 237 00:12:04,882 --> 00:12:06,358 Story checks out. 238 00:12:06,364 --> 00:12:08,478 Well, that's rightly gracious of you. 239 00:12:08,546 --> 00:12:11,868 And I would add that if we met under different circumstances, 240 00:12:11,874 --> 00:12:14,935 I could imagine us as friends or partners. 241 00:12:15,217 --> 00:12:16,630 Business or pleasure? 242 00:12:16,701 --> 00:12:17,906 That'd be your call. 243 00:12:17,912 --> 00:12:21,218 - Uh, what? What's going on here? - Well, you tell me. 244 00:12:21,224 --> 00:12:24,162 I mean, I text you on the way home from my tourney, starving, 245 00:12:24,168 --> 00:12:25,943 ask you to order two tuna subs. 246 00:12:25,949 --> 00:12:29,750 I get home? No subs. No return text. Now this? 247 00:12:29,858 --> 00:12:32,361 Um, Frank, I'm gonna speak to Gene, 248 00:12:32,367 --> 00:12:35,275 uh, in private for... for just a moment. 249 00:12:36,065 --> 00:12:37,868 Do you have some kind of sensor 250 00:12:37,874 --> 00:12:40,163 that goes off when I'm experiencing joy? 251 00:12:40,169 --> 00:12:43,680 No, but that is a product I'd be interested in if the tech exists. 252 00:12:43,686 --> 00:12:45,444 It does not. 253 00:12:45,898 --> 00:12:49,089 What is this, Gene? You-you suddenly care what I'm doing? 254 00:12:49,095 --> 00:12:51,472 - Basically. - Too little, too late. 255 00:12:51,478 --> 00:12:54,181 Yeah. That's right. I am now with a guy 256 00:12:54,187 --> 00:12:57,744 who treats me the way I deserve to be treated. 257 00:12:58,248 --> 00:13:00,256 And this time, I'm gonna hold on tight. 258 00:13:00,532 --> 00:13:02,244 'Cause you were kind of a [BLEEP] to me. 259 00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:05,063 Yeah, I'm kind of a [BLEEP] That's what I bring to the table. 260 00:13:05,548 --> 00:13:07,442 Look, I'm emotionally unavailable. 261 00:13:07,448 --> 00:13:09,250 It's my mother's fault. She didn't breastfeed. 262 00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:11,155 No, don't blame your mother... 263 00:13:11,161 --> 00:13:12,671 She could not get me to latch. 264 00:13:12,677 --> 00:13:15,361 But then all these years later I finally did latch. 265 00:13:15,367 --> 00:13:16,649 To you. 266 00:13:16,655 --> 00:13:18,156 Ew. 267 00:13:18,162 --> 00:13:21,606 Look, what I... need to say right now, 268 00:13:21,984 --> 00:13:24,071 and then I'll walk out of your life forever, 269 00:13:24,263 --> 00:13:27,666 is that I love... 270 00:13:28,742 --> 00:13:30,365 eating subs with you. 271 00:13:31,923 --> 00:13:33,123 Go! 272 00:13:33,532 --> 00:13:35,013 You should do karate. 273 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:38,548 - Goodbye, Gene. - Oh. 274 00:13:44,145 --> 00:13:47,038 Secret husband, reporting for duty. 275 00:13:48,404 --> 00:13:51,561 Oh, Lena. 276 00:13:51,567 --> 00:13:53,904 According to the book, you've got a good eight weeks 277 00:13:53,910 --> 00:13:56,461 before the baby can even see that you aren't there. 278 00:13:56,467 --> 00:13:58,124 I need to say something. 279 00:13:58,125 --> 00:13:59,306 _ 280 00:13:59,312 --> 00:14:01,998 And I need you to hear me and try to understand, okay? 281 00:14:02,423 --> 00:14:03,623 Okay. 282 00:14:03,812 --> 00:14:06,328 I think we should respect Lisa's decision. 283 00:14:06,507 --> 00:14:10,473 And by "we," I mean "you" because I've already decided to. 284 00:14:10,479 --> 00:14:12,089 - But, Martin... - No, Lena, hey. 285 00:14:12,095 --> 00:14:14,698 - You have to trust me. - No, you have to trust me. 286 00:14:14,869 --> 00:14:18,205 Lisa is home right now with no one to help her. 287 00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:21,102 She's recovering from surgery with a newborn, 288 00:14:21,108 --> 00:14:24,321 and you may not remember what that means, but I do. 289 00:14:24,625 --> 00:14:26,820 She can't even stand up straight 290 00:14:26,826 --> 00:14:29,039 or fix a meal or take a shower... 291 00:14:29,045 --> 00:14:32,376 And she has to wear those giant mesh underpants. I remember. 292 00:14:33,649 --> 00:14:37,758 But if she wants to do this alone, she has a right to. 293 00:14:39,577 --> 00:14:44,855 Babe, you are kind and generous 294 00:14:44,861 --> 00:14:47,669 and full of empathy and quite possibly focusing on Lisa 295 00:14:47,675 --> 00:14:50,077 because it's easier than focusing on us right now, 296 00:14:50,175 --> 00:14:51,865 and I get that. 297 00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:53,778 I truly do. 298 00:14:54,464 --> 00:14:56,654 But this is not yours to fix. 299 00:15:01,041 --> 00:15:02,283 This is. 300 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:05,766 And I'm just... 301 00:15:07,136 --> 00:15:10,528 I'm so sorry. I am. I'm sorry. 302 00:15:10,534 --> 00:15:15,060 I'm sorry that Annie's arrival into this world is causing you pain. 303 00:15:15,433 --> 00:15:17,848 And I'm sorry that this is gonna be just 304 00:15:17,854 --> 00:15:21,886 so much more complicated than we anticipated. 305 00:15:22,804 --> 00:15:27,083 I'm just... really, really sorry. 306 00:15:34,207 --> 00:15:36,129 I'm sorry, too. 307 00:15:39,732 --> 00:15:42,716 No one knows I'm here, and no one needs to know. 308 00:15:42,722 --> 00:15:46,715 All I want to do is clean your bathroom, stock your fridge, 309 00:15:46,721 --> 00:15:50,456 do some laundry, and give you a chance to take a shower. 310 00:15:50,462 --> 00:15:54,541 No questions asked. Does that sound okay? 311 00:15:56,940 --> 00:15:58,416 Yeah. 312 00:16:00,871 --> 00:16:03,368 Oh. Hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry, hungry. 313 00:16:03,850 --> 00:16:05,960 - Toast? There you are. - Thank you. 314 00:16:06,114 --> 00:16:07,647 Mmm. 315 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:14,242 - Mmm. - So, um, is he a sensei? 316 00:16:14,380 --> 00:16:16,380 Who, Gene? No, he's a waiter. 317 00:16:16,677 --> 00:16:18,313 But that trophy, it was... 318 00:16:18,319 --> 00:16:20,667 Oh, yeah. Probably for participation. 319 00:16:20,673 --> 00:16:22,127 And the belt? 320 00:16:22,458 --> 00:16:27,237 Your leather cowboy belt is the only one I am interested in. 321 00:16:35,088 --> 00:16:36,393 Wait, did you... 322 00:16:37,602 --> 00:16:38,802 Really? 323 00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:42,657 Oh. Oh, don't cry. 324 00:16:42,663 --> 00:16:45,480 Don't cry. You're gonna make me cry. 325 00:16:45,777 --> 00:16:48,560 What am I doing wrong? This boob is about to burst. 326 00:16:48,566 --> 00:16:51,374 She's crying like she's hungry, but she won't nurse. 327 00:16:51,380 --> 00:16:55,133 Well, if I were to guess, and, um, it's just a guess, 328 00:16:55,750 --> 00:16:57,632 she sounds a little congested. 329 00:16:57,638 --> 00:17:00,664 Oh, my God! Right! Totally! Okay, I know this one. 330 00:17:00,670 --> 00:17:03,658 Um, they gave me this mini turkey baster thing... 331 00:17:03,854 --> 00:17:05,054 Sweetie... 332 00:17:05,060 --> 00:17:08,384 Okay, unless you want to impregnate a hamster, that thing is useless. 333 00:17:08,390 --> 00:17:12,504 This is what you want. This is your new best friend. 334 00:17:12,510 --> 00:17:14,906 "The Snot Sucker." It's Swedish. 335 00:17:14,912 --> 00:17:18,937 Okay, so you just lodge it, and then you suck it. 336 00:17:19,470 --> 00:17:21,850 - Oh. - Yeah. Okay. 337 00:17:24,888 --> 00:17:27,939 Oh, my God. Wow. Full tube. 338 00:17:27,945 --> 00:17:30,447 Oh, that is disgusting. Wow. 339 00:17:30,453 --> 00:17:32,584 That's amazing, but gross. 340 00:17:32,590 --> 00:17:35,275 Um, kind of satisfying. Would you mind holding her? 341 00:17:35,281 --> 00:17:37,205 - I just... I want to clean it. - Yeah. 342 00:17:38,287 --> 00:17:39,487 Okay. 343 00:17:47,388 --> 00:17:49,088 Hi, baby. 344 00:17:51,302 --> 00:17:52,815 Hey. 345 00:17:57,663 --> 00:17:59,547 Do you think she's gonna eat? 346 00:17:59,757 --> 00:18:02,116 Oh, of course she will. You're a genius. 347 00:18:06,568 --> 00:18:08,067 Can I? 348 00:18:08,329 --> 00:18:10,486 Oh, here. 349 00:18:14,576 --> 00:18:16,383 Hi, baby. 350 00:18:17,992 --> 00:18:19,779 Okay. 351 00:18:20,496 --> 00:18:21,696 Mm-hmm. 352 00:18:22,131 --> 00:18:24,662 Ohh, ah, ah. 353 00:18:24,886 --> 00:18:26,285 She's eating. 354 00:18:28,489 --> 00:18:31,092 When she's done, it's gonna be your turn. 355 00:18:31,098 --> 00:18:35,195 I made you a veggie barley soup, which is great for milk production. 356 00:18:36,505 --> 00:18:38,708 Why are you being so nice to me? 357 00:18:39,695 --> 00:18:41,084 Um... 358 00:18:41,905 --> 00:18:43,617 because I am you? 359 00:18:44,086 --> 00:18:45,708 Or I was you. 360 00:18:45,807 --> 00:18:49,312 I mean, not exactly you, but.. 361 00:18:50,015 --> 00:18:52,390 I've been there, iced that. 362 00:18:52,804 --> 00:18:57,165 Also, I mean, I saw your support system at the hospital, and... 363 00:18:57,321 --> 00:19:01,010 those guys are way more prepared for bottle service 364 00:19:01,016 --> 00:19:03,017 than bottle service. 365 00:19:03,430 --> 00:19:06,251 Okay, come on. You have to admit that was a... 366 00:19:06,626 --> 00:19:07,826 good one. 367 00:19:21,165 --> 00:19:22,993 There you are. 368 00:19:33,416 --> 00:19:34,912 See you tomorrow? 369 00:19:36,716 --> 00:19:37,916 See you tomorrow. 370 00:19:45,243 --> 00:19:47,949 - Hey. I was just calling you. - Hey! 371 00:19:47,955 --> 00:19:49,916 I got paranoid that you changed your mind 372 00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:52,471 and ran away from me and all my baggage. 373 00:19:52,477 --> 00:19:54,776 Quite the opposite! I was planning on making you 374 00:19:54,782 --> 00:19:57,963 - and all your baggage some pancakes. - Oh, come here. 375 00:20:00,894 --> 00:20:02,235 Help! 376 00:20:02,241 --> 00:20:04,746 No! My eyes... 377 00:20:05,136 --> 00:20:08,432 - Kissing! I saw them kissing! - Same. Same. 378 00:20:08,438 --> 00:20:10,229 I wasn't allowed in the Cowboy Saloon, 379 00:20:10,235 --> 00:20:11,699 but I could still see inside of it. 380 00:20:11,705 --> 00:20:13,207 I knew you knew. 381 00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:15,641 All right, who's gonna break it to Alan's dad? 382 00:20:15,647 --> 00:20:16,913 Break what? 383 00:20:16,919 --> 00:20:19,300 - They're getting back together, moron. - Nuh-uh! 384 00:20:19,306 --> 00:20:20,745 Well, we were saving the exclusive 385 00:20:20,751 --> 00:20:24,826 for "Us Weekly," but, yep, Mom and I are a thing. 386 00:20:24,832 --> 00:20:27,409 How long do you think it will last this time? 387 00:20:27,415 --> 00:20:29,226 Monogamy's a myth. 388 00:20:29,232 --> 00:20:31,430 I am just glad everything's out in the open. 389 00:20:31,436 --> 00:20:33,898 You know, families are supposed to be honest with each other. Right? 390 00:20:34,247 --> 00:20:35,486 Right. 391 00:20:35,869 --> 00:20:37,069 Right. 392 00:20:37,075 --> 00:20:43,336 Sync & corrections by PetaG - www.addic7ed.com - 28575