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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:30,625 --> 00:00:32,791 [ALARM BEEPING] 2 00:00:34,541 --> 00:00:36,500 [IN XHOSA AND ZULU] ♪ You make me angry ♪ 3 00:00:37,791 --> 00:00:40,708 ♪ I don't want you To make me smile again ♪ 4 00:00:42,333 --> 00:00:46,958 {\an8}♪ I don't want to see you This pain won't heal ♪ 5 00:00:48,750 --> 00:00:51,166 {\an8}♪ Girl, I said I'd leave ♪ 6 00:00:51,250 --> 00:00:54,625 {\an8}- ♪ You make me angry ♪ - ♪ Girl, I said I'd leave ♪ 7 00:00:54,708 --> 00:00:56,875 {\an8}♪ I don't want you To make me smile again ♪ 8 00:00:56,958 --> 00:00:59,083 {\an8}♪ Our love is getting destroyed ♪ 9 00:00:59,166 --> 00:01:02,916 {\an8}♪ I don't want to see you This pain won't heal ♪ 10 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:06,291 ♪ But you're like that Don't destroy it... ♪ 11 00:01:06,375 --> 00:01:08,625 [SONG CONTINUES ON CAR RADIO] 12 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,916 - [CARS HONKING] - Oh, my God. Okay, sorry! 13 00:01:28,208 --> 00:01:30,416 Sorry! Shit. 14 00:01:30,500 --> 00:01:33,000 - [CARS HONKING] - Yes. Okay, okay, okay. 15 00:01:33,083 --> 00:01:35,083 ♪ You kick up dust You kick up dust ♪ 16 00:01:35,166 --> 00:01:38,875 ♪ A car doesn't start like that It doesn't start like that when it moves ♪ 17 00:01:38,958 --> 00:01:43,208 ♪ Pack my bags and hit the road And pack my bags and hit the road ♪ 18 00:01:43,291 --> 00:01:45,041 ♪ And pack my bags and hit the road ♪ 19 00:01:45,125 --> 00:01:47,458 ♪ Do you hear me, baby? You're gonna make me angry ♪ 20 00:01:48,583 --> 00:01:50,583 [DELIVERY MAN WHISTLING] 21 00:01:53,166 --> 00:01:54,166 [IN ZULU] Ma'am. 22 00:01:55,166 --> 00:01:56,291 Uh... 23 00:01:57,708 --> 00:01:58,833 [IN AFRIKAANS] Delivery... 24 00:01:58,916 --> 00:01:59,996 [SECRETARY IN ENGLISH] Yes? 25 00:02:00,791 --> 00:02:02,416 [DELIVERY MAN] For... 26 00:02:04,291 --> 00:02:05,541 Dineo Mudau. 27 00:02:16,541 --> 00:02:18,500 Happy Valentine's Day, everybody! 28 00:02:20,166 --> 00:02:22,166 Sheesh! Why is everybody so anti-love? 29 00:02:22,708 --> 00:02:24,500 I've been married for 12 years already. 30 00:02:24,583 --> 00:02:27,000 [NICK IN TSWANA] Dineo, my friend. Home girl. 31 00:02:27,083 --> 00:02:29,583 [IN ENGLISH] Nick, Nick. Didn't you say HR gave you a warning 32 00:02:29,666 --> 00:02:31,750 regarding cultural appropriation in the workplace? 33 00:02:31,833 --> 00:02:34,625 HR? I am the... [IN TSWANA] "Who's the boss?" 34 00:02:34,708 --> 00:02:36,708 - [IN ENGLISH] That doesn't make sense. - Listen. 35 00:02:36,791 --> 00:02:40,166 Are you ready to wow DJ Fresh with a social media plan 36 00:02:40,250 --> 00:02:42,166 for his Fresh Protein shake? 37 00:02:42,250 --> 00:02:43,083 Yay! 38 00:02:43,166 --> 00:02:45,541 - [IN AFRIKAANS] What a shitty name. - [PAM] So shitty. 39 00:02:45,625 --> 00:02:47,505 - [IN ENGLISH] That's... - [DELIVERY MAN] Sorry. 40 00:02:48,291 --> 00:02:49,916 Sorry, sorry. Dineo Mudau. 41 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,625 - [DINEO] Yes. Yes, that's me. - Oh! 42 00:02:52,708 --> 00:02:54,791 Oi. All right. 43 00:03:02,250 --> 00:03:05,500 It's from Simphiwe, you guys. [GIGGLES] 44 00:03:06,875 --> 00:03:09,583 - My boyfriend. - What happened to Themba? 45 00:03:09,666 --> 00:03:11,291 He ghosted her three months ago. 46 00:03:11,375 --> 00:03:13,208 - [DINEO] You know I can hear you, Pam? - Yep. 47 00:03:13,291 --> 00:03:15,083 You know what? Do me a favor... 48 00:03:15,750 --> 00:03:18,125 and livestream this. 49 00:03:19,291 --> 00:03:20,291 Okay. 50 00:03:21,125 --> 00:03:23,083 [INHALES DEEPLY] Go. 51 00:03:23,166 --> 00:03:24,250 - So... - [PAM] Sorry. 52 00:03:24,333 --> 00:03:25,958 - Hang on. - Okay. 53 00:03:26,541 --> 00:03:28,083 [CHUCKLES] It's the... okay. 54 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:29,583 - So, you guys... - Whoa! 55 00:03:29,666 --> 00:03:31,791 - Oh, Pam, come on. - Sorry. It's... 56 00:03:32,666 --> 00:03:33,750 - [DINEO] Pam. - Go! 57 00:03:33,833 --> 00:03:37,833 {\an8}You guys, my boyfriend just surprised me at work for Valentine's Day! 58 00:03:37,916 --> 00:03:41,208 {\an8}I mean, talk about hashtag, love lives here. 59 00:03:41,750 --> 00:03:43,041 {\an8}Right? Let's see. 60 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,125 {\an8}- [NICK] Toiletry bag? - [PAM SCOFFS] 61 00:03:47,208 --> 00:03:49,083 {\an8}I never gave my girlfriend a toiletry bag. 62 00:03:49,166 --> 00:03:54,416 {\an8}Oh! He's surprising me with a getaway, a weekend thing or something! 63 00:03:54,500 --> 00:03:56,791 {\an8}That's amazing! That's amazing! 64 00:03:56,875 --> 00:03:58,166 {\an8}[DELIVERY MAN] Sorry, my sister. 65 00:03:58,583 --> 00:04:00,041 {\an8}- Sister. - Yeah, what? 66 00:04:00,125 --> 00:04:02,166 {\an8}I think it's longer than a weekend. 67 00:04:02,250 --> 00:04:03,250 {\an8}Gents! 68 00:04:08,375 --> 00:04:09,583 {\an8}[NICK IN TSWANA] Home girl... 69 00:04:10,166 --> 00:04:13,666 {\an8}[IN ENGLISH] Did you just get dumped on Valentine's Day? 70 00:04:13,750 --> 00:04:15,625 {\an8}Uh, turn that off, Pam. 71 00:04:15,708 --> 00:04:17,809 {\an8}- [PAM] You're getting loads of comments. - Turn it off. 72 00:04:17,833 --> 00:04:19,250 {\an8}Turn it off, Pam, now! 73 00:04:20,250 --> 00:04:23,833 {\an8}[DINEO] I can't believe I suffered lockjaw for two days for this shit! 74 00:04:24,833 --> 00:04:25,833 {\an8}How... 75 00:04:26,750 --> 00:04:27,583 {\an8}Pam? 76 00:04:27,666 --> 00:04:30,083 {\an8}- Hmm? - Don't tell me you're still recording. 77 00:04:31,041 --> 00:04:31,875 {\an8}[SCOFFS] No. 78 00:04:31,958 --> 00:04:34,791 {\an8}Pam! Shit! 79 00:04:36,750 --> 00:04:38,958 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 80 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,791 [CROWD CHEERING] 81 00:05:13,875 --> 00:05:17,416 Hey, do you work for Lumka and Johnson Accounting? 82 00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:18,833 - No. - Good. 83 00:05:18,916 --> 00:05:20,708 Then we have clearance from HR. 84 00:05:23,833 --> 00:05:26,625 I think we should go back to your place. Yeah? 85 00:05:28,375 --> 00:05:29,791 Give me a second. 86 00:05:29,875 --> 00:05:31,333 [GROANS] 87 00:05:31,416 --> 00:05:32,458 Eish! 88 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:34,625 And then? 89 00:05:53,750 --> 00:05:54,791 [DOOR OPENS] 90 00:05:56,041 --> 00:05:57,208 [NONI] Didi? 91 00:05:59,333 --> 00:06:00,500 Didi? 92 00:06:02,750 --> 00:06:05,041 - Didi? - [GROANING] 93 00:06:06,458 --> 00:06:10,083 - Friend, I think I ate something bad. - I've heard you take a shit. 94 00:06:10,166 --> 00:06:12,927 - That's not what you sound like. - [DINEO] You don't know everything. 95 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:15,250 [LAUGHS] So you're not on Simphiwe's profile? 96 00:06:17,750 --> 00:06:19,291 - No. - Babe, 97 00:06:20,041 --> 00:06:21,458 - give me your phone. - No! 98 00:06:21,541 --> 00:06:25,041 I didn't bring you to an office party to spend the whole night in the toilet. 99 00:06:25,125 --> 00:06:27,333 I didn't want to come to this stupid party anyway. 100 00:06:27,416 --> 00:06:29,416 [NONI GASPS] Friend, you're so ungrateful. 101 00:06:29,500 --> 00:06:33,416 - Don't you wanna get laid? - I want love. Okay? 102 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,500 Maybe a little lay. 103 00:06:36,583 --> 00:06:38,750 You won't get any of that from a toilet seat, 104 00:06:38,833 --> 00:06:43,166 so get your ass out here so we can get you on your back and get you laid. 105 00:06:43,250 --> 00:06:44,291 Laid. 106 00:06:46,083 --> 00:06:48,083 I think your hands are clean now, Mam' Thandi. 107 00:06:50,041 --> 00:06:53,041 {\an8}Friend, it's been three weeks. You need to get over it. 108 00:06:53,125 --> 00:06:55,625 I can't. Noni, I can't, okay? 109 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:59,875 He was the love of my life, you know? And we were gonna get married. 110 00:06:59,958 --> 00:07:01,625 You were together for two months. 111 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:07,208 It was two and a half months and you know it. 112 00:07:07,791 --> 00:07:09,250 - Give me your phone. - No. 113 00:07:10,708 --> 00:07:11,833 [GASPS] 114 00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:17,041 - What? You think I won't go in there? - Hey! 115 00:07:17,125 --> 00:07:18,875 [BOTH LAUGHING] 116 00:07:18,958 --> 00:07:20,458 Hey! Leave me! 117 00:07:20,541 --> 00:07:23,375 Didi, you forget I'm older than you! Learn to respect your elders! 118 00:07:24,458 --> 00:07:25,458 Didi... 119 00:07:34,916 --> 00:07:36,958 [DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES] 120 00:07:37,041 --> 00:07:39,458 Noni, you know what? No... 121 00:07:40,083 --> 00:07:42,541 - No, we're too old for this. - Yes. 122 00:07:43,250 --> 00:07:44,666 I agree. [BREATHING HEAVILY] 123 00:07:44,750 --> 00:07:45,750 [NONI YELPS] 124 00:08:18,458 --> 00:08:20,000 [MUFFLED SCREAM] 125 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:22,750 [INAUDIBLE] 126 00:08:31,208 --> 00:08:33,250 [HORN HONKING LOUDLY] 127 00:09:03,208 --> 00:09:06,166 If this is spiked, my ancestors are gonna come after you. 128 00:09:06,250 --> 00:09:07,833 I don't need to do that to get a girl. 129 00:09:07,916 --> 00:09:10,583 Ugh! You men. You men don't get how hard we love. 130 00:09:10,666 --> 00:09:11,708 - What do you mean? - Yes. 131 00:09:11,791 --> 00:09:13,083 - We love hard. - Oh... 132 00:09:13,166 --> 00:09:15,833 - We love hard when it's the right girl. - Right! 133 00:09:15,916 --> 00:09:17,416 Right, I was the right girl. 134 00:09:17,500 --> 00:09:20,000 I was, and then he just dumped me anyway. 135 00:09:23,208 --> 00:09:24,250 I'm sorry. 136 00:09:24,333 --> 00:09:28,125 I'm sorry. You're not supposed to talk about your old man with your new man. 137 00:09:28,208 --> 00:09:30,333 - With whose man? - No. Not that you... 138 00:09:30,416 --> 00:09:33,416 Not that you're the new man. I just meant, like... I... 139 00:09:33,500 --> 00:09:35,125 Okay, my best friend Noni, 140 00:09:35,666 --> 00:09:38,875 she's been telling me to get back on my bounce-back game. 141 00:09:38,958 --> 00:09:41,166 - Okay. - And I guess you're bounceable. 142 00:09:41,250 --> 00:09:43,458 - Wow. Okay. - No, no, no, no, no. 143 00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:46,833 Not sex bounce, rebound bounce. Although that didn't sound... 144 00:09:46,916 --> 00:09:49,000 - I'm sorry. - You asking me to have sex with you? 145 00:09:49,958 --> 00:09:52,666 - 'Cause I will. - [CHOKES AND COUGHS] 146 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:55,666 - [LUNGA] I'm sorry. - [COUGHING] 147 00:09:56,708 --> 00:09:57,958 I'm sorry. Here you go. 148 00:09:58,833 --> 00:10:01,666 - Here you go. Are you okay? - Yeah. 149 00:10:02,666 --> 00:10:04,541 Yeah. Why would you say that? 150 00:10:05,166 --> 00:10:06,916 - Why wouldn't I? - Steve Harvey says, 151 00:10:07,666 --> 00:10:11,041 "If you wanna keep a guy, you shouldn't sleep with him on the first night." 152 00:10:11,125 --> 00:10:12,208 Oh... 153 00:10:12,291 --> 00:10:15,083 Okay, tell me, how's that working out for you so far? 154 00:10:15,166 --> 00:10:16,833 - [SCOFFS] - [LUNGA] Mmm. 155 00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:19,500 So... 156 00:10:20,875 --> 00:10:22,958 I mean, what are you trying to say? 157 00:10:23,875 --> 00:10:27,083 Do you stick around long after you've slept with a girl? 158 00:10:27,166 --> 00:10:29,000 I mean, it's not about the sex. 159 00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:32,416 You know, sometimes relationships aren't meant to last. 160 00:10:34,458 --> 00:10:36,333 So we should enjoy them while we can. 161 00:10:38,208 --> 00:10:39,208 [DINEO] Hmm. 162 00:10:40,083 --> 00:10:41,166 Right? 163 00:10:41,250 --> 00:10:42,458 [DINEO] Mmm-hmm. 164 00:10:43,416 --> 00:10:45,666 You have little bit of, uh... okay. 165 00:10:45,750 --> 00:10:47,083 - Got it? - Yeah, got it. 166 00:10:47,166 --> 00:10:48,958 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 167 00:10:52,833 --> 00:10:54,875 [KISSES AND GRUNTS] 168 00:10:55,666 --> 00:10:57,291 It was great meeting you. 169 00:11:00,583 --> 00:11:03,791 Friend. Ah! I can already see you naming your babies. 170 00:11:03,875 --> 00:11:06,166 - I'm not naming anything. - Mmm. 171 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:10,541 But Lunga Junior sounds cute. His friends will call him LJ, Noni. 172 00:11:10,625 --> 00:11:13,142 The only LJ you should be thinking about's the one in his pants. 173 00:11:13,166 --> 00:11:15,125 Yeah, that's your style, not mine. 174 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:17,333 Fine. In that case, let's go home. 175 00:11:17,416 --> 00:11:20,750 I think I've made out with everyone I can make out with here. Wait. 176 00:11:21,291 --> 00:11:23,416 - Yeah, I'm done here. - Noni... 177 00:11:24,041 --> 00:11:26,083 is he your client? Does he have a girlfriend? 178 00:11:26,166 --> 00:11:28,291 No, actually, what's his tax bracket? 179 00:11:28,375 --> 00:11:31,250 Yes, I don't know, and none of your business. Let's go. 180 00:11:31,333 --> 00:11:32,708 No, you go. Bye. 181 00:11:33,250 --> 00:11:37,166 [CHUCKLES] Okay. Well, you better BJ that LJ. You know... 182 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,208 [NONI IMITATING CLIMAXING] 183 00:11:42,666 --> 00:11:44,106 [IN TSWANA] What are you looking at? 184 00:11:44,166 --> 00:11:46,041 [IN ZULU] Whatever. Leave me alone. 185 00:11:47,291 --> 00:11:48,666 [CHUCKLES] 186 00:12:00,583 --> 00:12:04,708 [DINEO IN ENGLISH] What? Wait, wait, wait. No, wait. Where are you taking me? 187 00:12:04,791 --> 00:12:07,184 - [LUNGA] You're gonna love it, trust me. - I'm gonna love it. 188 00:12:07,208 --> 00:12:08,583 - Be careful. - Okay. 189 00:12:11,750 --> 00:12:12,791 Oh, wow. 190 00:12:14,583 --> 00:12:15,583 What? 191 00:12:18,416 --> 00:12:19,458 Wow. 192 00:12:20,625 --> 00:12:22,166 - [LUNGA] Yeah. - Yeah. 193 00:12:22,250 --> 00:12:24,333 You know what? Just, let me... 194 00:12:24,875 --> 00:12:26,155 - [LUNGA] All right. - Hold that. 195 00:12:27,166 --> 00:12:28,333 Okay. Just... 196 00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:31,625 Proof... 197 00:12:32,291 --> 00:12:34,000 that I'm having a good time. 198 00:12:34,083 --> 00:12:36,708 Whoa, no, no, no. You don't have to prove anything to him. 199 00:12:37,250 --> 00:12:39,083 - Really? - Mystery is more effective. 200 00:12:39,166 --> 00:12:41,833 Right. Clearly you've never had your heart broken. 201 00:12:42,416 --> 00:12:44,916 - I mean, I've had bad breakups. - That's a no. 202 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,000 [LUNGA LAUGHS] 203 00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:47,833 And what? 204 00:12:48,416 --> 00:12:51,166 What, you can just... move on? 205 00:12:52,208 --> 00:12:56,500 Why hold on to the past when your future could be standing right in front of you? 206 00:12:59,291 --> 00:13:01,000 That's what you want, don't you? 207 00:13:05,083 --> 00:13:06,083 You know... 208 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,625 I... I don't sleep with just anyone. 209 00:13:14,291 --> 00:13:16,041 I want someone to come home to. 210 00:13:18,958 --> 00:13:20,708 Is that Steve Harvey again? 211 00:13:23,583 --> 00:13:25,666 You say you want someone to come home to? 212 00:13:27,375 --> 00:13:30,250 I say it's better to have someone to go home with. 213 00:14:13,833 --> 00:14:16,125 [GRUNTS AND GROANS] 214 00:14:24,916 --> 00:14:25,916 What? 215 00:14:32,833 --> 00:14:34,500 [MAN SNORING] 216 00:14:40,291 --> 00:14:41,291 Just... 217 00:14:43,958 --> 00:14:45,958 [SNORING CONTINUES] 218 00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:52,041 - [SNORES LOUDLY] - [GASPS] 219 00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:01,375 [MAN MUMBLING] 220 00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:09,291 [IN XHOSA] Mom said you're stuffing your mouth with food. 221 00:15:19,583 --> 00:15:20,708 [IN ENGLISH] God. 222 00:15:55,666 --> 00:15:57,791 - [CELL PHONE VIBRATING] - [EXCLAIMS] Ow! 223 00:16:00,458 --> 00:16:02,458 [VIBRATING CONTINUES] 224 00:16:05,958 --> 00:16:07,638 [WHISPERING] Noni, this is not a good time. 225 00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:09,166 Where the hell are you? 226 00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:10,250 Wait. 227 00:16:12,041 --> 00:16:14,401 [AUTOMATED VOICE] You have been placed on hold. Please wait. 228 00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:33,875 - [THUDS] - [GRUNTS SOFTLY] 229 00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:41,250 [WHISPERS] What? 230 00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:43,041 Where the hell are you? 231 00:16:43,125 --> 00:16:44,958 You told me to sleep with him. [SNIFFS] 232 00:16:45,041 --> 00:16:47,625 - So I slept with him. - You shouldn't still be there! 233 00:16:47,708 --> 00:16:49,750 No one should be in anyone's bed at this time! 234 00:16:49,833 --> 00:16:51,958 Wait. Why are you yelling? 235 00:16:52,041 --> 00:16:53,541 Just come home, okay? 236 00:16:57,666 --> 00:16:59,375 Hi, handsome. 237 00:17:00,166 --> 00:17:01,166 No, Dineo. 238 00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:04,625 Hey. How did you... No. 239 00:17:05,375 --> 00:17:06,541 Morning! 240 00:17:12,708 --> 00:17:14,041 You got this. 241 00:17:26,583 --> 00:17:27,708 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 242 00:17:28,208 --> 00:17:30,750 Hey! Hey. 243 00:17:30,833 --> 00:17:34,750 You're such a typical bachelor. Nothing in your fridge. But lucky for you, 244 00:17:34,833 --> 00:17:37,333 - I know a very great, nice... - Oh, shit! 245 00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:39,500 What? 246 00:17:39,583 --> 00:17:41,541 I have a flight boarding in an hour. 247 00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:45,208 - Well, can't you change your flight? - I can't. I have a... 248 00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:47,541 a work thing. 249 00:17:47,625 --> 00:17:48,625 Oh! 250 00:17:49,666 --> 00:17:50,666 Well... 251 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,916 What is this? What? Are you kicking me out? 252 00:17:56,916 --> 00:18:00,541 Uh, no, no, no. You... No, I'm sorry. You stay. 253 00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:04,000 Just, uh... leave the keys with security. 254 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,583 Okay, when will you be back? 255 00:18:05,666 --> 00:18:07,625 Uh, tomorrow night. 256 00:18:07,708 --> 00:18:10,416 Wait, will I... will I see you again? Lunga? 257 00:18:27,166 --> 00:18:28,750 I really wish we had more time. 258 00:18:31,333 --> 00:18:32,375 [DINEO] Okay, go. 259 00:18:32,458 --> 00:18:34,166 Go, you're gonna miss your flight. 260 00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:39,750 Bye! 261 00:18:41,791 --> 00:18:43,791 - [DOOR CLOSES] - [SQUEALS] 262 00:18:43,875 --> 00:18:44,958 [CHUCKLES] 263 00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:47,166 [SIGHS] 264 00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:51,458 [NONI] Pictures of him sleeping is an eight on the stalker scale. 265 00:18:51,541 --> 00:18:53,666 [DINEO] It's not stalking if we've had sex. 266 00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:56,750 You know, it was supposed to be a one-night stand like mine. 267 00:18:56,833 --> 00:18:58,125 But with less piercings. 268 00:18:58,208 --> 00:19:01,875 We need to stop doing that, by the way. You really... Aren't you, like, 45 now? 269 00:19:01,958 --> 00:19:02,958 [IN AFRIKAANS] Piss off. 270 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,434 - [IN ENGLISH] Okay, sorry, 50. - Hey. 271 00:19:04,458 --> 00:19:05,291 [DINEO CHUCKLES] 272 00:19:05,375 --> 00:19:07,458 I'm a chartered accountant living her best life 273 00:19:07,541 --> 00:19:09,416 and I don't need anyone to fund it. 274 00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:10,625 Bitch, I'm killing 35. 275 00:19:10,708 --> 00:19:12,833 I don't know. That doesn't keep you warm at night. 276 00:19:12,916 --> 00:19:16,291 Oh, there's a whole world of men for that, and some women, too. 277 00:19:17,625 --> 00:19:19,208 There's only one man I want. 278 00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:20,166 [SIGHS] 279 00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:22,125 You don't even have his phone number. 280 00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:28,458 I have these. 281 00:19:30,083 --> 00:19:32,750 This one's getting a restraining order against you. 282 00:19:33,250 --> 00:19:35,666 I'll have to sleep with the Minister of Police for you. 283 00:19:35,750 --> 00:19:36,958 - Oh, just for me? - Yeah. 284 00:19:37,041 --> 00:19:40,416 - Not because you want to? - No, he's cute, but hashtag, contre-jour. 285 00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:42,125 [LAUGHING] Friend! 286 00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:49,958 - Shit, this is good. - It's good? 287 00:19:52,416 --> 00:19:53,666 - [NONI] Easy now. - It's not... 288 00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:55,000 [COUGHS] Oh, friend. 289 00:19:55,083 --> 00:19:57,458 [NONI] Do you choke on your guys the way you choke on smoke? 290 00:19:57,541 --> 00:19:58,791 [DINEO GASPS] 291 00:20:01,583 --> 00:20:02,833 [POTS CLATTERING] 292 00:20:06,583 --> 00:20:07,750 [CUTLERY CLATTERING] 293 00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,791 Hey! Who's in there? 294 00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:12,375 [OBJECTS CLATTERING] 295 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:19,041 I have a lethal weapon that I'm not afraid to use. 296 00:20:19,125 --> 00:20:20,375 [DINEO] It's me! 297 00:20:20,458 --> 00:20:22,375 - It's me. [GIGGLING] - Shit! 298 00:20:22,458 --> 00:20:25,166 What... what are you doing here? 299 00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:29,333 I thought you'd be hungry after your flight, so I cooked you dinner. 300 00:20:29,416 --> 00:20:31,416 I didn't say you could move in. 301 00:20:32,166 --> 00:20:33,958 I... I didn't move in. 302 00:20:35,208 --> 00:20:36,208 [LUNGA SIGHS] Okay. 303 00:20:37,791 --> 00:20:39,041 - Dineo. - Hmm? 304 00:20:41,875 --> 00:20:42,875 This? 305 00:20:43,541 --> 00:20:45,500 This was a one-time thing. 306 00:20:46,625 --> 00:20:49,625 I don't under... I don't understand. [LAUGHS] 307 00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:52,875 I thought you said that you wished we had more time. 308 00:20:53,666 --> 00:20:57,291 [STAMMERS] And I told you that I don't sleep with just anybody, so... 309 00:20:57,375 --> 00:20:58,833 Every girl says that. 310 00:21:00,291 --> 00:21:01,333 Wow. 311 00:21:01,416 --> 00:21:03,166 So now I'm a squatter and I'm a ho. 312 00:21:03,250 --> 00:21:06,500 No, I'm not... That's not what I mean. All I'm saying is... 313 00:21:06,583 --> 00:21:09,250 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 314 00:21:09,333 --> 00:21:11,125 This is a full chicken, woman. 315 00:21:11,208 --> 00:21:13,541 It's not the food's fault. I was just saying... 316 00:21:19,750 --> 00:21:22,250 Are these takeaway boxes? I thought you said you cooked. 317 00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:23,500 Take... pfft! 318 00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:28,166 [SCOFFS] So... Okay, so I was a squatter, a ho, and now I can't cook. 319 00:21:28,250 --> 00:21:31,000 - You are just on a roll. - I didn't say any of that. 320 00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:32,666 Listen, listen, listen... 321 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:35,583 I didn't say any of that. I'm just saying... 322 00:21:36,333 --> 00:21:37,416 Okay, okay. 323 00:21:38,041 --> 00:21:43,000 Dineo, I'm just saying, if you came home, okay, and found some guy in your flat, 324 00:21:43,083 --> 00:21:44,458 - how would you feel? - Lucky. 325 00:21:47,250 --> 00:21:49,000 That I have pepper spray in my bag. 326 00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:51,166 - Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Right? 327 00:21:51,250 --> 00:21:52,916 - [SCOFFS] - I get it. 328 00:21:53,625 --> 00:21:56,500 I'll go, and you can... eat. 329 00:21:57,041 --> 00:21:58,916 And this thong was bugging me anyway. 330 00:22:00,750 --> 00:22:05,208 Wait, wait, wait. No, let's not... Wait, don't go. 331 00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:07,708 I mean... You know, I just... 332 00:22:08,458 --> 00:22:10,833 Uh, I mean, you've made all this effort. 333 00:22:11,375 --> 00:22:12,750 We shouldn't, you know... 334 00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:15,750 We shouldn't let all this go to waste. Right? 335 00:22:16,375 --> 00:22:18,583 - Right. - Yeah, and, I mean, if... 336 00:22:19,666 --> 00:22:23,041 if that thong is annoying you, I can do something about that. 337 00:22:24,416 --> 00:22:25,416 Yeah. 338 00:22:35,458 --> 00:22:38,083 - You know what? We should actually stop. - Sorry. 339 00:22:38,166 --> 00:22:39,458 - Sorry. - We... yeah. 340 00:22:40,125 --> 00:22:41,500 We should definitely... 341 00:22:42,166 --> 00:22:43,375 We should stop. 342 00:22:44,541 --> 00:22:46,125 I mean, we could stop tomorrow. 343 00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:50,166 Yep. Tomorrow, yeah... I was actually gonna say tomorrow. 344 00:22:50,250 --> 00:22:51,810 - 'Cause tomorrow... Yeah. - Tomorrow... 345 00:22:51,875 --> 00:22:53,434 - That's it. Tomorrow. - Tomorrow works. 346 00:22:53,458 --> 00:22:54,938 - Tomorrow. Okay, good. - [LUNGA] I... 347 00:23:02,375 --> 00:23:04,375 [POP MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO] 348 00:23:11,375 --> 00:23:14,000 [IN XHOSA] ♪ Just hold me, hold me ♪ 349 00:23:14,083 --> 00:23:16,333 ♪ Just pat me, pat me ♪ 350 00:23:16,416 --> 00:23:21,083 ♪ Just kiss me ♪ 351 00:23:21,166 --> 00:23:23,083 ♪ Just hold me, hold me ♪ 352 00:23:23,166 --> 00:23:25,166 ♪ Just pat me, pat me ♪ 353 00:23:25,250 --> 00:23:28,708 ♪ Just kiss me ♪ 354 00:23:28,791 --> 00:23:31,083 This week, I have to bring my A game. 355 00:23:33,458 --> 00:23:37,166 I'm thinking cupcakes or muffins or cake. What do you think? 356 00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:43,333 Why wouldn't they use vanilla icing? 357 00:23:43,416 --> 00:23:45,625 I've never heard of gluten-free icing. What? 358 00:23:56,333 --> 00:23:58,333 [CLUB MUSIC PLAYING] 359 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,166 [MAN] And there you go. 360 00:24:06,750 --> 00:24:07,916 Oh, it's like that. 361 00:24:10,125 --> 00:24:11,708 Mmm-hmm. 362 00:24:14,333 --> 00:24:16,791 [NONI] Oh, no, I'm not gonna order any food. Thanks. 363 00:24:17,875 --> 00:24:20,000 - Seriously? - What? 364 00:24:20,541 --> 00:24:24,291 We had sex a month ago and you're still treating me like the help. What's up? 365 00:24:24,875 --> 00:24:25,916 Oh, don't you work here? 366 00:24:26,541 --> 00:24:27,750 Actually, the more you talk, 367 00:24:27,833 --> 00:24:30,791 the less I want to have sexual intercourse with you again. 368 00:24:31,375 --> 00:24:32,375 Really? 369 00:24:33,416 --> 00:24:36,875 [STAMMERS] Well, I mean, if you put it like that, I... 370 00:24:37,708 --> 00:24:39,750 [DINEO] Put your boobs away. You're torturing Maxie. 371 00:24:39,833 --> 00:24:41,583 [MAX IN XHOSA] No, I'm okay. 372 00:24:41,666 --> 00:24:45,500 [IN ENGLISH] Don't you have a bar to tend or toilets to scrub or whatever? 373 00:24:45,583 --> 00:24:47,666 [IN XHOSA] Listen, I'm the manager here. 374 00:24:47,750 --> 00:24:49,000 [IN ENGLISH] Okay? 375 00:24:51,166 --> 00:24:54,458 And FYI... I only do the toilets on Mondays. 376 00:24:54,541 --> 00:24:57,625 [CHUCKLES] He could get us free drinks. 377 00:24:57,708 --> 00:25:00,041 [NONI] Listen, I'm not wasting time talking about men. 378 00:25:00,125 --> 00:25:02,916 - I never ever get to see you. - You've seen me. 379 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,416 Once. When you came to the house to pick up your things. 380 00:25:05,916 --> 00:25:08,833 - You're not even on social media anymore. - Lunga's a private person. 381 00:25:08,916 --> 00:25:10,666 Uh-uh, no one's that private anymore. 382 00:25:10,750 --> 00:25:13,250 I thought you didn't wanna talk about men. What's this? 383 00:25:13,333 --> 00:25:16,000 - I'm here for you. - Because your boyfriend made better plans. 384 00:25:16,083 --> 00:25:17,541 He has a work thing. 385 00:25:18,125 --> 00:25:20,166 - See, that's another weird thing. - What? 386 00:25:20,250 --> 00:25:23,083 Who has a work thing on a Saturday night after 8:00? 387 00:25:23,166 --> 00:25:25,583 His boss is hectic, that's why he works on weekends, 388 00:25:25,666 --> 00:25:27,166 Nondumiso, if you must know. 389 00:25:27,250 --> 00:25:31,125 Any man who's using work as an excuse is working more than just spreadsheets. 390 00:25:31,208 --> 00:25:32,625 Lunga is different, okay? 391 00:25:32,708 --> 00:25:34,125 - [NONI] Mmm-hmm. - Mmm-hmm. 392 00:25:34,208 --> 00:25:37,291 And how many of his friends have you met, his colleagues? 393 00:25:37,375 --> 00:25:39,708 I've met, like... [SCOFFS] 394 00:25:39,791 --> 00:25:42,833 Like, one person from his workplace. He's not lying. 395 00:25:42,916 --> 00:25:44,125 I'll prove it to you. 396 00:25:44,708 --> 00:25:46,458 - I'm joking, man. I'm playing. - No. 397 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,625 - [LINE RINGING] - [CLEARS THROAT] 398 00:25:55,458 --> 00:25:56,291 He's not answering? 399 00:25:56,375 --> 00:25:58,083 - That doesn't mean anything. - Okay. 400 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:00,291 [LINE RINGING] 401 00:26:01,166 --> 00:26:02,916 - [MAN] Yo! - Hi, Phathu! 402 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,583 Yes, it's Dineo. 403 00:26:04,666 --> 00:26:07,291 - Dineo? - Yeah. I just wanted to find out... 404 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,875 Phathu? Hel... 405 00:26:12,875 --> 00:26:14,083 He just hung up on me. 406 00:26:14,166 --> 00:26:16,708 Then let's just order drinks and go dancing. 407 00:26:16,791 --> 00:26:19,916 Max! Can you manage us some shots there, brother? 408 00:26:20,541 --> 00:26:23,333 - Phathu just checked in online. - Where? 409 00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:25,916 A hotel? 410 00:26:26,833 --> 00:26:28,541 His meeting is in a hotel? 411 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,750 Which room is Lunga Sibiya in? 412 00:26:43,833 --> 00:26:47,458 Uh, excuse my friend. He's not in a room, he's in a meeting. 413 00:26:48,041 --> 00:26:49,441 - [NONI] In a hotel? - [DINEO] Noni. 414 00:26:49,500 --> 00:26:51,375 [RECEPTIONIST] Are you two here for... 415 00:26:52,041 --> 00:26:53,125 [GROWLS] 416 00:26:54,541 --> 00:26:55,875 What's... [GROWLS] 417 00:26:55,958 --> 00:26:59,833 And does... [GROWLS] have anything to do with his meeting? 418 00:26:59,916 --> 00:27:03,041 Mmm-hmm. [LAUGHING HEARTILY] 419 00:27:03,125 --> 00:27:05,750 Okay! Okay, yes, then we are here for... [GROWLS] 420 00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:07,250 [NONI] Mmm-hmm. 421 00:27:08,083 --> 00:27:09,333 Room Pollux. 422 00:27:10,333 --> 00:27:11,333 [NONI] What? 423 00:27:12,208 --> 00:27:14,125 - Pollux? - Pollux? Let's go, come on. 424 00:27:14,708 --> 00:27:15,708 Pollux. 425 00:27:16,208 --> 00:27:18,291 - [RECEPTIONIST GROWLS] - Okay. Thanks. 426 00:27:18,375 --> 00:27:19,458 Weirdo. 427 00:27:20,250 --> 00:27:21,583 [BASS THUMPING] 428 00:27:21,666 --> 00:27:23,916 Wait. Are you sure about this? 429 00:27:24,875 --> 00:27:25,875 I... 430 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:34,291 All I'm saying is that her neck tastes like batteries, man. 431 00:27:35,750 --> 00:27:37,041 [EXCLAIMS] 432 00:27:37,583 --> 00:27:39,458 Gents, we've got the premium stock! 433 00:27:39,541 --> 00:27:42,166 - [MEN CHEERING] - [MAN] Come in. Come in. 434 00:27:42,250 --> 00:27:43,250 [IN ZULU] Come in. 435 00:27:43,333 --> 00:27:46,375 [IN ENGLISH] But why so many clothes? Come on. Come on, girls. 436 00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:50,125 And somebody better find that hamster! 437 00:27:50,833 --> 00:27:53,625 That's my daughter's hamster. We need it for school, Monday. 438 00:27:58,750 --> 00:28:01,625 If you ever wanna wank again, keep your hands to yourself. 439 00:28:02,208 --> 00:28:03,875 I like you. Hey. [CHUCKLES] 440 00:28:03,958 --> 00:28:05,750 I think we're in the wrong room. 441 00:28:05,833 --> 00:28:06,958 - Oh, no! - Yes. 442 00:28:07,041 --> 00:28:10,500 Gonna get your chance with the groom. He's just in the bathroom with someone. 443 00:28:10,583 --> 00:28:12,958 Yeah, actually, we don't care about the groom. 444 00:28:13,041 --> 00:28:14,583 We actually don't care... 445 00:28:14,666 --> 00:28:16,458 [MEN CHEERING] 446 00:28:16,541 --> 00:28:17,541 [MAN 1] Yes! 447 00:28:17,583 --> 00:28:18,583 [MAN 2] My man! 448 00:28:18,666 --> 00:28:20,875 - [DINEO] What? - I think Lunga is the groom. 449 00:28:22,833 --> 00:28:24,500 - [WOMAN YELPS] - [OBJECTS CLATTER] 450 00:28:26,375 --> 00:28:29,291 Noni thinks you're cheating on me. I need you to tell her you're not. 451 00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:32,625 No, just tell her. Just tell her that you're not cheating on me. 452 00:28:32,708 --> 00:28:34,125 - Can we... - Tell her you're not. 453 00:28:34,208 --> 00:28:35,666 - Can we... - Tell her you're not! 454 00:28:35,750 --> 00:28:38,916 Okay, um... I... I'm not cheating on you. 455 00:28:40,750 --> 00:28:42,875 [DINEO] See? Told you he's not cheating on me. 456 00:28:42,958 --> 00:28:44,333 I'm getting married. 457 00:28:48,541 --> 00:28:49,541 [DINEO] Huh? 458 00:29:00,250 --> 00:29:01,250 Okay. 459 00:29:02,750 --> 00:29:03,583 [LUNGA] Dineo? 460 00:29:03,666 --> 00:29:04,786 [MAN IN ZULU] And then, you? 461 00:29:04,833 --> 00:29:07,125 - [IN ENGLISH] What are you doing? - Reparations. 462 00:29:07,208 --> 00:29:08,208 [CHUCKLES] 463 00:29:09,708 --> 00:29:12,291 [EXCLAIMING] Call me. 464 00:29:12,375 --> 00:29:13,833 - [DOOR CLOSES] - Oh. [CHUCKLES] 465 00:29:20,750 --> 00:29:25,083 {\an8}Um, hi. So, Mr. DJ Fresh's team called about the campaign again. 466 00:29:25,166 --> 00:29:26,916 - Shit! - Yeah, my thoughts exactly. 467 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:30,125 So I think we're gonna try and reschedule the presentation to, 468 00:29:30,208 --> 00:29:31,916 I don't know, the first week of June. 469 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,833 Pam, I need your FB logins. 470 00:29:33,916 --> 00:29:35,291 Did you hear anything I said? 471 00:29:35,375 --> 00:29:38,500 You say a lot, but what you're not telling me is your FB login, so... 472 00:29:38,583 --> 00:29:39,958 I'm not on social media. 473 00:29:41,166 --> 00:29:44,625 You work at a whole social media agency. How do you not have social media? 474 00:29:44,708 --> 00:29:47,541 'Cause my therapist thinks it's bad for my self-esteem. 475 00:29:47,625 --> 00:29:48,625 Fuck it! 476 00:29:52,333 --> 00:29:54,041 [PAM] Is everything okay? 477 00:29:55,125 --> 00:29:57,000 - [LAPTOP CHIMES] - I'm in. 478 00:29:57,541 --> 00:30:01,125 I'm in, I'm in, I'm in! Great. That's good. That's great. 479 00:30:08,125 --> 00:30:09,291 Not so great. 480 00:30:11,750 --> 00:30:13,333 [WHISTLING] 481 00:30:16,291 --> 00:30:17,291 Hey. 482 00:30:18,333 --> 00:30:20,000 Dineo Mudau, ooh! 483 00:30:21,333 --> 00:30:22,333 [IN PEDI] How are you? 484 00:30:23,458 --> 00:30:24,666 You know, right? 485 00:30:27,833 --> 00:30:28,958 [IN ENGLISH] Gents? 486 00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:36,625 Another holiday. 487 00:30:43,083 --> 00:30:45,875 [DELIVERY MAN LAUGHING] 488 00:30:45,958 --> 00:30:48,916 [IN PEDI] Let's go. This chick likes holidays. 489 00:30:49,500 --> 00:30:51,875 [IN ENGLISH] You know, maybe you should see my therapist. 490 00:30:52,416 --> 00:30:53,416 [SCOFFS] 491 00:30:54,500 --> 00:30:55,625 [LAPTOP CHIMES] 492 00:31:19,458 --> 00:31:21,000 Okay. Okay. 493 00:31:21,541 --> 00:31:22,833 [SCREAMS] 494 00:31:22,916 --> 00:31:24,041 What the... 495 00:31:24,125 --> 00:31:26,333 [EXCLAIMS] What the... 496 00:31:27,250 --> 00:31:29,250 Walk away. Walk away. 497 00:31:38,875 --> 00:31:40,041 No, no, no. 498 00:31:40,958 --> 00:31:43,708 Hi! You must be Gugu. 499 00:31:43,791 --> 00:31:47,541 You know, the chocolate fondant here is to die for. You should try it. 500 00:31:47,625 --> 00:31:49,916 - Five-star rating. Amazing. - Okay, just... 501 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,791 - Give me a second, okay? Dineo. - What? 502 00:31:51,875 --> 00:31:53,625 - [LUNGA] Really? - What? Come on. What? 503 00:31:53,708 --> 00:31:55,041 [LUNGA] What are you doing? 504 00:31:56,208 --> 00:31:57,958 Really? So we're back to the stalking? 505 00:31:58,041 --> 00:32:00,750 Wait. Did I make this all up in my head? 506 00:32:03,708 --> 00:32:04,916 Are we not in love? 507 00:32:12,666 --> 00:32:14,875 No. No, we were just two people having fun. 508 00:32:15,958 --> 00:32:20,875 Okay, so why didn't you say that? Why didn't you just tell me the truth, hmm? 509 00:32:20,958 --> 00:32:22,000 - Lunga. - [LUNGA] Hey. 510 00:32:22,083 --> 00:32:23,323 [IN ZULU] What's going on here? 511 00:32:23,375 --> 00:32:25,333 [IN ENGLISH] No, nothing. Baby... Um... 512 00:32:26,458 --> 00:32:28,958 Did you meet? This, um... 513 00:32:29,625 --> 00:32:31,333 - My... - Don't worry about it. 514 00:32:31,416 --> 00:32:32,708 I'm just his maid. 515 00:32:36,416 --> 00:32:38,291 - I thought you were done with that. - I am. 516 00:32:38,375 --> 00:32:41,125 Baby, I'm done. I promise you, I'm done with all that. 517 00:32:41,208 --> 00:32:42,791 I... I'm done. 518 00:32:43,458 --> 00:32:45,041 Okay? You're here with me now, 519 00:32:45,125 --> 00:32:47,875 and I don't need anyone else but you. Okay? 520 00:32:47,958 --> 00:32:49,291 Come here. 521 00:32:52,125 --> 00:32:53,125 [DINEO] Let's go! 522 00:32:53,166 --> 00:32:55,125 Do you know what you're gonna say this time? 523 00:32:55,208 --> 00:32:56,875 - I know what I'm gonna say. - Okay. 524 00:32:56,958 --> 00:32:58,958 - Exactly. I've got this under control. - Okay. 525 00:32:59,041 --> 00:33:00,916 - Hi! - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 526 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:02,240 [IN ZULU] Hold it. You're late. 527 00:33:02,958 --> 00:33:03,958 [IN ENGLISH] Okay, uh... 528 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,750 [IN ZULU] You're late, you see? 529 00:33:05,833 --> 00:33:10,041 The bride said that I mustn't let anyone in after her. 530 00:33:10,125 --> 00:33:11,583 [IN ENGLISH] So, bye-bye. 531 00:33:11,666 --> 00:33:13,416 [GUARD LAUGHING] No, no! 532 00:33:13,500 --> 00:33:15,625 - Okay, listen... - Ah! No! 533 00:33:16,250 --> 00:33:17,250 [DINEO] Okay, okay. 534 00:33:19,041 --> 00:33:20,041 How about that? 535 00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:21,500 [IN ZULU] Hundred rand? 536 00:33:22,333 --> 00:33:23,666 [IN ENGLISH] How about that? 537 00:33:23,750 --> 00:33:25,208 - Two hundred? - [DINEO] Two hundred. 538 00:33:25,291 --> 00:33:27,041 Yes! Okay, so we're good. 539 00:33:27,125 --> 00:33:28,958 Okay, no, no. [CHUCKLES] 540 00:33:29,500 --> 00:33:30,500 Bye-bye. 541 00:33:31,041 --> 00:33:32,208 [BOTH EXCLAIM] 542 00:33:32,708 --> 00:33:34,468 - Let's just... - I'm the officer of the law. 543 00:33:34,500 --> 00:33:36,916 [IN ZULU] Do you think that this is the Durban July? 544 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,750 You and your floral jumpsuit. No, man. 545 00:33:39,833 --> 00:33:41,833 [IN ENGLISH] This is a sign. You shouldn't do this. 546 00:33:41,875 --> 00:33:43,083 Oh, no. I'm not giving up. 547 00:33:43,666 --> 00:33:44,666 Didi. 548 00:33:45,833 --> 00:33:49,666 Nondumiso... I think it's time to go back to our waitressing days. 549 00:33:51,750 --> 00:33:53,208 Didi... Didi! 550 00:33:59,791 --> 00:34:00,625 [DINEO] Oh! 551 00:34:00,708 --> 00:34:02,291 - [NONI] Keep it together. - It's heavy. 552 00:34:02,375 --> 00:34:03,708 Well, this was your idea. 553 00:34:03,791 --> 00:34:06,416 These are the hands of a social media manager, not a waiter. 554 00:34:06,500 --> 00:34:08,291 And the mind of a psycho bitch. 555 00:34:10,375 --> 00:34:11,815 [PRIEST IN ZULU] Amen, congregation. 556 00:34:11,875 --> 00:34:13,000 [GUESTS IN ENGLISH] Amen. 557 00:34:14,083 --> 00:34:19,375 [PRIEST IN ZULU] Lunga Sibiya, do you take Gugu Diomo... 558 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,833 [IN ENGLISH] ...to be your lawful wedded wife? 559 00:34:21,916 --> 00:34:25,041 - [WHISPERING] Wait, wait, wait! - [PRIEST] To have and to hold... 560 00:34:25,125 --> 00:34:27,541 What are you gonna say? Are you just gonna say, 561 00:34:27,625 --> 00:34:30,750 - "Hi, Gugu, your man's a dog. He's..." - [PRIEST] For richer or for poorer. 562 00:34:30,833 --> 00:34:33,250 [PRIEST IN ZULU] Even when there's no money, hmm? 563 00:34:34,875 --> 00:34:40,041 [IN ENGLISH] To love and to honor till death do you part? 564 00:34:43,250 --> 00:34:44,410 - No, wait. - [GUESTS EXCLAIM] 565 00:34:44,458 --> 00:34:46,916 [IN ZULU] Oh, goodness. Not again, Lord. 566 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,458 [NONI IN ENGLISH] Shit. Is he... 567 00:34:48,541 --> 00:34:52,500 I know we weren't gonna do vows, but I need to say something. 568 00:34:54,041 --> 00:34:56,083 We've been through a lot together. 569 00:34:57,083 --> 00:35:00,208 Two months ago, this wedding wasn't even gonna happen anymore. 570 00:35:01,666 --> 00:35:02,875 But here we are. 571 00:35:04,500 --> 00:35:06,458 And, Gugu, I am so happy... 572 00:35:07,541 --> 00:35:09,708 that I finally have someone to come home to. 573 00:35:10,541 --> 00:35:11,541 Forever. 574 00:35:21,750 --> 00:35:23,125 - Yeah! - [DISH CLATTERS] 575 00:35:23,625 --> 00:35:25,708 Even me. I quit! 576 00:35:27,541 --> 00:35:29,541 - And then? - [NONI] We're going, man. 577 00:35:32,875 --> 00:35:33,875 Didi! 578 00:35:36,416 --> 00:35:39,583 Maxie. Another one, please. 579 00:35:39,666 --> 00:35:41,416 She needs it, okay? I'll handle her. 580 00:35:41,500 --> 00:35:43,000 [MAX] Well... 581 00:35:43,083 --> 00:35:46,250 - Friend! Am I not pretty enough? - [NONI MUMBLES] 582 00:35:46,333 --> 00:35:47,583 - I'm pretty, right? - Yeah. 583 00:35:47,666 --> 00:35:49,958 I'm pretty. Or maybe I need to be yellow. 584 00:35:50,041 --> 00:35:53,416 I need to be yellow and have a bum. And make my ass clap. 585 00:35:53,500 --> 00:35:54,875 Because I can make my ass clap. 586 00:35:54,958 --> 00:35:58,500 - Oh, I can twerk. Look. Look, friend. - [GLASS SHATTERS] 587 00:35:58,583 --> 00:36:01,291 ♪ Twerking by the bar Twerking by the bar ♪ 588 00:36:01,875 --> 00:36:03,958 Literally nothing is moving, okay? 589 00:36:04,041 --> 00:36:05,250 - Just sit, friend. - Really? 590 00:36:05,333 --> 00:36:07,125 Sit. [CHUCKLES] 591 00:36:08,250 --> 00:36:09,666 - You know what, wena? - Hmm? 592 00:36:09,750 --> 00:36:12,625 You have been a couple since I've known you in varsity. 593 00:36:12,708 --> 00:36:14,708 You need to be alone and have some fun. 594 00:36:15,583 --> 00:36:16,976 - [IN SOTHO] Right? - [IN XHOSA] Yes. 595 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,000 - You're right, you know? - Yes, my friend. 596 00:36:19,625 --> 00:36:22,416 - [IN ENGLISH] To being done with men! - Yes! 597 00:36:22,500 --> 00:36:24,083 [WHOOPING] 598 00:36:24,166 --> 00:36:25,250 [IN ZULU] Jeez. 599 00:36:26,125 --> 00:36:27,625 [IN ENGLISH] I'm done with you. 600 00:36:28,500 --> 00:36:31,458 - And you. And you. - [NONI] Mmm-hmm. 601 00:36:31,541 --> 00:36:33,333 [DINEO] You're kinda cute. Hey! 602 00:36:33,416 --> 00:36:35,833 - Hey. - That literally lasted, like, two seconds. 603 00:36:35,916 --> 00:36:37,416 No, no, no! 604 00:36:37,500 --> 00:36:40,625 I'm done with relationships. I'm just like you. 605 00:36:41,250 --> 00:36:42,791 - Good. - I'm gonna go pee. 606 00:36:42,875 --> 00:36:44,125 - Okay. - Okay? 607 00:36:44,208 --> 00:36:46,041 - Okay. - Okay. 608 00:36:46,125 --> 00:36:47,750 - Okay. - [EXCLAIMS] 609 00:36:48,333 --> 00:36:49,375 I'm okay! 610 00:36:50,708 --> 00:36:51,708 I'm okay. 611 00:36:53,541 --> 00:36:54,916 I'm okay. 612 00:36:56,500 --> 00:36:58,583 - Hi. [GIGGLES] - [NONI] Uh-oh. 613 00:36:59,083 --> 00:37:00,375 What was your name again? 614 00:37:00,458 --> 00:37:01,666 - [MAN] Muneer. - Muneer. 615 00:37:01,750 --> 00:37:03,458 [NONI] The bathrooms are this way. 616 00:37:03,541 --> 00:37:05,333 [DINEO] Yes. But, friend, his name is Muneer. 617 00:37:05,416 --> 00:37:08,642 [NONI IN AFRIKAANS] Don't mess with him. [IN ENGLISH] His girlfriend will kill you. 618 00:37:08,666 --> 00:37:10,458 [DINEO] I'm coming, Muneer! 619 00:37:10,541 --> 00:37:11,541 [MAX] Watch it... 620 00:37:11,625 --> 00:37:14,416 [NONI] I'm sorry. Give me a second. I'm gonna get the light. 621 00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:15,708 Give me a second. Okay. 622 00:37:15,791 --> 00:37:18,416 - [MAX] Lights. - [NONI] There we go. Sorry, sorry. 623 00:37:18,500 --> 00:37:19,666 [DINEO BABBLING] 624 00:37:19,750 --> 00:37:21,625 - [NONI] Sorry. - [MAX] What song is that? 625 00:37:22,750 --> 00:37:24,625 - [NONI] I have no clue. - [DINEO EXCLAIMS] 626 00:37:24,708 --> 00:37:25,625 - [NONI] Okay. - I'm fine. 627 00:37:25,708 --> 00:37:27,166 Why are you making like I'm drunk? 628 00:37:27,250 --> 00:37:28,970 - No, you're not drunk. - [NONI] Not at all. 629 00:37:29,041 --> 00:37:31,416 - Not at all. - This is not the club. 630 00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:34,041 [NONI] It is. The VIP room is there, first door on your left. 631 00:37:34,125 --> 00:37:35,125 [MAX] Yeah. 632 00:37:35,833 --> 00:37:37,791 - VIP. - [NONI] Yes, friend. 633 00:37:38,291 --> 00:37:39,833 - Are you coming? - Yes. 634 00:37:39,916 --> 00:37:41,083 - Are you coming? - Yes. 635 00:37:41,166 --> 00:37:43,666 - We're all coming. Yeah. - [NONI] We're all gonna be there. 636 00:37:43,750 --> 00:37:45,125 Mmm-hmm. Yeah. 637 00:37:45,625 --> 00:37:46,625 Mmm. 638 00:37:46,708 --> 00:37:48,083 - Where's my... Oh! - Yum. 639 00:37:48,166 --> 00:37:49,375 - Thank you. - That's nice. 640 00:37:50,166 --> 00:37:51,166 [DINEO] Bye! 641 00:37:51,708 --> 00:37:53,559 - [NONI WHISPERS] It's a quiet club. - It's VIP! 642 00:37:53,583 --> 00:37:55,958 - [NONI] Shh, it's a quiet club. - [DINEO] Oh, quiet. 643 00:37:56,041 --> 00:37:58,833 - [NONI] Secret club. Shh. - [DINEO WHISPERS] Secret club. 644 00:37:58,916 --> 00:38:00,291 [MAX CHUCKLES] 645 00:38:01,166 --> 00:38:02,250 Secret club. 646 00:38:02,333 --> 00:38:04,333 - Your friend is a lot. - Yeah. 647 00:38:04,416 --> 00:38:07,750 - Thanks for your help. - You know I accept sex as payment, right? 648 00:38:09,083 --> 00:38:10,541 You really need to get over this. 649 00:38:10,625 --> 00:38:13,791 Okay, listen. Look, I'm not a hit it and run type of guy. 650 00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:18,500 Besides, you're always at the bar, so maybe we could be friends, at least? 651 00:38:18,583 --> 00:38:21,708 Ah, you can't be friends with someone you've had sex with. 652 00:38:21,791 --> 00:38:23,625 What makes you so sure about that? 653 00:38:28,208 --> 00:38:32,416 - Mmm, yes. I like where this is going. - [BOTH CHUCKLE] 654 00:38:32,500 --> 00:38:34,541 - Experience. - Okay, wait. No. 655 00:38:34,625 --> 00:38:36,041 Experience? What experience? 656 00:38:38,625 --> 00:38:40,125 [DINEO] I wanna talk to the men. 657 00:38:41,291 --> 00:38:42,708 You men. 658 00:38:42,791 --> 00:38:44,708 ♪ Men, men, men ♪ 659 00:38:45,208 --> 00:38:47,875 We give you everything. 660 00:38:48,666 --> 00:38:52,583 Everything. We turn our lives upside down... 661 00:38:53,666 --> 00:38:54,666 mmm-hmm... 662 00:38:56,333 --> 00:38:58,250 inside out, and then... 663 00:39:00,458 --> 00:39:03,958 {\an8}But why you don't love us, huh? 664 00:39:04,666 --> 00:39:07,291 {\an8}Why you don't love Dineo? 665 00:39:08,666 --> 00:39:10,291 {\an8}[SLURRED] You don't love us actually. 666 00:39:11,208 --> 00:39:15,125 {\an8}[SOBBING] It doesn't make sense. Why? 667 00:39:15,791 --> 00:39:18,416 {\an8}Why, why, why you don't love us? 668 00:39:18,500 --> 00:39:19,625 {\an8}Shit. 669 00:39:23,416 --> 00:39:25,041 I don't know what to do. 670 00:39:27,166 --> 00:39:28,166 Mmm. 671 00:39:30,416 --> 00:39:32,083 And then I'm alone. 672 00:39:40,083 --> 00:39:43,291 - [NONI] Wake up, wake up, wake up! - [DINEO WHINES] 673 00:39:43,375 --> 00:39:45,041 But it's too early for that. 674 00:39:45,125 --> 00:39:47,666 - Wake up. - Stop! It's too early. 675 00:39:47,750 --> 00:39:48,875 [IN SOTHO] Hey, woman. 676 00:39:48,958 --> 00:39:52,291 - [IN ENGLISH] It is 5:00 in the afternoon. - 5:00 in the what? 677 00:39:52,375 --> 00:39:53,208 Yep. 678 00:39:53,291 --> 00:39:55,916 I don't remember sleeping until 5:00 in the afternoon. 679 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:59,416 Mmm, making a man the center of the universe is very exhausting. 680 00:39:59,500 --> 00:40:02,083 But we're gonna take care of all of that tonight. 681 00:40:02,166 --> 00:40:04,041 Oh, no, no, no. It's Sunday. 682 00:40:04,125 --> 00:40:06,666 Exactly! For God loved the world so much, 683 00:40:06,750 --> 00:40:09,291 He gave us a chance to be hungover at work on Monday. 684 00:40:09,375 --> 00:40:10,375 [DINEO] No! 685 00:40:11,708 --> 00:40:12,875 No! 686 00:40:12,958 --> 00:40:15,750 Friend, it's gonna take a lot of make-up to fix that 687 00:40:15,833 --> 00:40:17,041 [IN ZULU] hangover face. 688 00:40:17,125 --> 00:40:21,250 [IN ENGLISH] And by the way, that video you posted, it's getting a lot of likes. 689 00:40:21,333 --> 00:40:23,666 They're calling you "hashtag, Desperate Bae." 690 00:40:24,250 --> 00:40:25,708 - What video? - [SIGHS] 691 00:40:25,791 --> 00:40:29,333 [MOCK SOBBING] "Why do guys hate us so much?" 692 00:40:29,416 --> 00:40:31,916 - Shit. - [SOBBING] "Why?" 693 00:40:32,625 --> 00:40:34,000 - "Why?" - Go away! 694 00:40:34,625 --> 00:40:35,625 [DOOR CLOSES] 695 00:40:36,958 --> 00:40:38,458 Shit. [GASPS] 696 00:40:38,958 --> 00:40:40,000 Oh, shit. 697 00:40:43,750 --> 00:40:45,750 ["MIDNIGHT STARRING" PLAYING] 698 00:40:50,375 --> 00:40:51,375 Noni. 699 00:40:51,875 --> 00:40:53,916 - Oh, yeah! - What's going... 700 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,625 - No, no, no. - Yeah! 701 00:40:55,708 --> 00:40:57,500 - No, friend. - Yes, friend. 702 00:41:01,916 --> 00:41:04,625 For me? Both for me? Are you trying to kill me? 703 00:41:06,625 --> 00:41:07,625 [NONI EXCLAIMS] 704 00:41:10,458 --> 00:41:11,666 [BOTH EXCLAIMING] 705 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,791 [BOTH CHEERING] 706 00:41:19,208 --> 00:41:21,125 - [NONI] Yes, queen! - Yes! 707 00:41:21,708 --> 00:41:23,416 - [NONI] Yes, queen! - Yeah, here you go. 708 00:41:23,500 --> 00:41:24,750 Oh, baby. 709 00:41:24,833 --> 00:41:26,791 ♪ Please call future baby ♪ 710 00:41:26,875 --> 00:41:28,791 ♪ Future maybe ♪ 711 00:41:28,875 --> 00:41:30,083 ♪ Future wife ♪ 712 00:41:30,166 --> 00:41:31,166 [IN SOTHO] You. 713 00:41:32,333 --> 00:41:34,958 [IN ENGLISH] {\an8}♪ Please call future baby ♪ 714 00:41:35,041 --> 00:41:36,166 [EXCLAIMING] 715 00:41:36,250 --> 00:41:40,666 ♪ Yebo, yebo, yebo, yebo, yebo ♪ 716 00:41:40,750 --> 00:41:42,750 {\an8}[BOTH LAUGHING] 717 00:41:44,250 --> 00:41:45,125 ♪ Yebo ♪ 718 00:41:45,208 --> 00:41:49,000 She's freshening up on her guy-jumping. Ayoyo. Fresh. 719 00:41:49,083 --> 00:41:51,791 [BOTH] Whoo! 720 00:41:51,875 --> 00:41:52,875 [DINEO] Yeah! 721 00:41:55,083 --> 00:41:56,791 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 722 00:42:04,375 --> 00:42:08,000 It's three simple rules. One, do not give out your real phone number. 723 00:42:08,083 --> 00:42:09,708 Two, do not talk about exes. 724 00:42:09,791 --> 00:42:12,041 Three, don't have sex with a guy more than once, 725 00:42:12,125 --> 00:42:14,083 - otherwise it counts as a relationship. - Wait. 726 00:42:14,166 --> 00:42:16,541 - What if the sex is good? - There's always someone better. 727 00:42:16,625 --> 00:42:18,500 [DINEO CHUCKLES] Okay. 728 00:42:19,333 --> 00:42:21,541 Hey, can we get a... 729 00:42:21,625 --> 00:42:24,083 Hey. I know you from somewhere. 730 00:42:24,166 --> 00:42:26,041 No, sorry. Not interested. 731 00:42:26,125 --> 00:42:27,166 Uh-uh. 732 00:42:28,041 --> 00:42:30,625 Hey! So you guys wanna hang out, right? 733 00:42:31,291 --> 00:42:36,416 Okay. Well, we just want free drinks. So, I'm sure you guys have, like, uh... 734 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:40,791 wives, girlfriends, boy toys maybe. 735 00:42:40,875 --> 00:42:43,958 So, how about we just have a good time together, 736 00:42:44,041 --> 00:42:46,541 and no one expects anything of anyone, okay? 737 00:42:46,625 --> 00:42:49,666 Okay. Okay, bartender, shots! 738 00:42:49,750 --> 00:42:51,833 No. No shots for me. Thank you. 739 00:42:51,916 --> 00:42:53,125 - Come on. - Yes. 740 00:42:53,708 --> 00:42:56,041 I didn't recognize you with the wig on. 741 00:42:56,666 --> 00:42:58,208 You're Desperate Bae. 742 00:42:58,791 --> 00:43:01,875 Uh, bartender! Bartender, all the shots this way. 743 00:43:01,958 --> 00:43:03,666 Thank you. Keep 'em coming. 744 00:43:03,750 --> 00:43:06,208 [IN TSWANA] No, divide. You must... No. 745 00:43:08,250 --> 00:43:10,250 - [ALL EXCLAIMING] - [MUSIC CONTINUES] 746 00:43:21,541 --> 00:43:23,333 [MAN] Now we're just watching you guys. 747 00:43:35,958 --> 00:43:38,184 - [IN SOTHO] Baby, I want to go home. - No, keep dancing. 748 00:43:38,208 --> 00:43:39,750 I've found myself a boyfriend. 749 00:43:46,416 --> 00:43:47,416 [CORK POPS] 750 00:43:50,541 --> 00:43:53,666 [IN ENGLISH] I don't remember the last time I partied until the sun came up. 751 00:43:54,750 --> 00:43:56,083 It's beautiful. 752 00:43:56,166 --> 00:43:58,958 [NONI] Mmm, perfect time to see lions. 753 00:44:00,208 --> 00:44:01,333 Are you still high? 754 00:44:01,416 --> 00:44:04,250 [NONI CHUCKLES] Sunrise. Reminds me of game drives. 755 00:44:04,333 --> 00:44:06,416 It's the perfect time to spot wild animals. 756 00:44:06,500 --> 00:44:07,583 [DINEO] I've never been. 757 00:44:08,791 --> 00:44:11,708 On a game drive? Who are you? 758 00:44:11,791 --> 00:44:15,083 - I'm not gonna go by myself. - You don't need a guy for that. 759 00:44:15,166 --> 00:44:16,375 [CHUCKLES] 760 00:44:16,458 --> 00:44:19,458 Okay. So, wait. You want me... 761 00:44:20,041 --> 00:44:24,250 to check myself into a hotel by myself, and wander around the bushes by myself? 762 00:44:24,333 --> 00:44:25,958 [NONI] You're single now. 763 00:44:26,041 --> 00:44:28,791 Girl, you can do whatever the hell you wanna do. 764 00:44:31,416 --> 00:44:32,875 - I'm single now. - Yes. 765 00:44:33,750 --> 00:44:35,708 - I'm single now. - Yes! 766 00:44:36,541 --> 00:44:39,250 [SHOUTING] I am single, you hear that? 767 00:44:39,333 --> 00:44:42,375 I am single! 768 00:44:42,458 --> 00:44:43,916 [BOTH] Whoo! 769 00:44:45,208 --> 00:44:47,791 - Yeah! - [MAN] Hey! Shut up! 770 00:44:48,375 --> 00:44:49,583 You shut up! 771 00:44:49,666 --> 00:44:51,958 [MAN] I've got kids sleeping, man! 772 00:44:52,041 --> 00:44:55,666 - Oh, oh, so do I! So do I! - No, no, no. 773 00:44:55,750 --> 00:44:56,833 [IN SOTHO] No, man. 774 00:44:57,416 --> 00:45:00,250 [IN ENGLISH] They're just waiting for someone to fertilize them! 775 00:45:00,333 --> 00:45:01,833 - Didi, shh. - Shit. 776 00:45:02,375 --> 00:45:05,291 Stop making noise, crazy lady from 202. 777 00:45:06,416 --> 00:45:07,708 [HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING] 778 00:45:07,791 --> 00:45:09,125 - Whoo! - Yeah! 779 00:45:10,500 --> 00:45:11,875 [NONI EXCLAIMING] 780 00:45:15,166 --> 00:45:16,958 Oh, nasty! 781 00:45:17,458 --> 00:45:18,458 [CRASHING] 782 00:45:34,125 --> 00:45:36,000 This is not really my scene. 783 00:45:36,083 --> 00:45:37,083 Cheers. 784 00:45:37,541 --> 00:45:38,958 I'm going through a breakup. 785 00:45:39,875 --> 00:45:44,083 And my friend, my best friend Noni, she's trying to get me into casual sex. 786 00:45:45,041 --> 00:45:49,250 You know, I don't think I'm ready for casual sex, because sex with Lunga... 787 00:45:50,250 --> 00:45:52,250 [SOBBING] Sex with Lunga was just so... 788 00:45:52,333 --> 00:45:53,875 [CRYING] 789 00:45:53,958 --> 00:45:56,000 It was so good. 790 00:45:56,958 --> 00:46:00,041 Like, it was... Like, it would... Like, if he did... 791 00:46:01,041 --> 00:46:03,375 And then like, I... I would feel... 792 00:46:04,958 --> 00:46:06,541 [WHIMPERING] 793 00:46:08,458 --> 00:46:10,458 [MELANCHOLY PIANO MUSIC PLAYING] 794 00:46:26,625 --> 00:46:28,208 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 795 00:46:31,250 --> 00:46:32,375 [BOTTLES CLINKING] 796 00:46:33,708 --> 00:46:35,625 [MAX] Can I give you a hand with that? 797 00:46:35,708 --> 00:46:38,625 [NONI] I've managed to do it alone all my life. I'm good, thanks. 798 00:46:38,708 --> 00:46:40,041 - [GRUNTS] - [GLASS SHATTERS] 799 00:46:40,125 --> 00:46:41,125 [GASPS] 800 00:46:41,833 --> 00:46:43,833 You girls have been partying hard. 801 00:46:43,916 --> 00:46:45,166 - [NONI SIGHS] - Mmm-hmm. 802 00:46:45,750 --> 00:46:47,208 - [GRUNTS] - [BOTTLES SHATTER] 803 00:46:47,791 --> 00:46:51,166 - Was there a point to you coming here? - Yeah, um... 804 00:46:52,083 --> 00:46:53,083 Here we go. 805 00:46:55,125 --> 00:46:57,000 Karaoke's really not my thing. 806 00:46:57,083 --> 00:46:59,375 Oh, so it's just not me. You just hate having fun. 807 00:46:59,458 --> 00:47:03,166 - Why are you still talking to me? - Well, I mean, you're funny. 808 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,458 You don't give a shit what anyone thinks of you. 809 00:47:07,041 --> 00:47:10,041 You tip more than 10%, and even though you act tough, you... 810 00:47:10,708 --> 00:47:11,791 you're kind. 811 00:47:16,250 --> 00:47:18,708 You get 15 minutes out of this karaoke night. 812 00:47:18,791 --> 00:47:20,166 Use them wisely. 813 00:47:21,958 --> 00:47:23,041 Shut up. 814 00:47:27,208 --> 00:47:28,250 Yes! 815 00:47:28,333 --> 00:47:29,958 [DINEO GROANS] Oh, God. 816 00:47:30,541 --> 00:47:33,416 - [PAM] You shouldn't come to work drunk. - Nobody asked you, Pam. 817 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:37,541 And the boss is not happy with all your social media posts. 818 00:47:38,375 --> 00:47:41,875 All this excessive partying reflects badly on the company. 819 00:47:41,958 --> 00:47:44,458 Thanks, but I'll take that under advisement, 820 00:47:44,541 --> 00:47:46,500 - Okay? - [NICK] So, yeah, this is my kingdom, 821 00:47:46,583 --> 00:47:49,375 as far as the eye can see. I'm like the white Mufasa. 822 00:47:49,458 --> 00:47:52,708 - Here she is, my social media slay queen. - Dineo... 823 00:47:52,791 --> 00:47:54,583 No, no, no. Not today, Nick. 824 00:47:54,666 --> 00:47:56,583 - Not today. - [NICK] Big doggy, meet Dineo. 825 00:47:56,666 --> 00:47:59,458 She's gonna take Fresh Protein to new heights. 826 00:48:00,291 --> 00:48:01,291 [GAGS] 827 00:48:01,333 --> 00:48:02,541 Are you okay? 828 00:48:03,750 --> 00:48:05,083 Mmm. [CHUCKLES] 829 00:48:05,666 --> 00:48:06,916 [GAGS] 830 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:08,583 [RETCHING] 831 00:48:08,666 --> 00:48:09,666 [DJ FRESH] My shoes! 832 00:48:09,708 --> 00:48:11,250 [COUGHING] 833 00:48:12,333 --> 00:48:14,708 This is exactly what I meant by [IN ZULU] "assholery." 834 00:48:15,291 --> 00:48:17,583 - [IN ENGLISH] What did you eat? - Pam. 835 00:48:18,208 --> 00:48:20,833 Get a mop and something to wipe Dineo's breakfast. 836 00:48:20,916 --> 00:48:23,333 And tell her I wanna see her in my office now! 837 00:48:23,416 --> 00:48:26,541 Well, after she's finished. Okay? 838 00:48:27,916 --> 00:48:29,500 [DJ FRESH] What is this? 839 00:48:31,333 --> 00:48:32,333 [SIGHS] 840 00:48:47,583 --> 00:48:48,583 Dineo? 841 00:48:56,166 --> 00:48:57,708 Hey, uh... 842 00:48:58,458 --> 00:49:00,000 [NONI] Hey! You forgot your keys. 843 00:49:00,708 --> 00:49:01,958 Ah. 844 00:49:02,583 --> 00:49:03,583 Shit. 845 00:49:03,958 --> 00:49:06,333 Friend! Why are you here? What's going on? 846 00:49:06,416 --> 00:49:07,500 - Why? - [DINEO] I... 847 00:49:07,583 --> 00:49:10,250 I got a warning for throwing up on DJ Fresh. 848 00:49:10,333 --> 00:49:11,416 Why... 849 00:49:12,208 --> 00:49:14,750 - Are you still his accountant? - It's a work thing. 850 00:49:16,333 --> 00:49:17,875 [LUNGA] Yeah, I should, uh... 851 00:49:18,625 --> 00:49:19,791 I should go. 852 00:49:20,916 --> 00:49:21,916 Excuse me. 853 00:49:23,625 --> 00:49:25,041 Oh, wait. 854 00:49:25,541 --> 00:49:27,666 - What happened with Fresh? - Friend... 855 00:49:28,708 --> 00:49:30,166 [GASPS] Wait. 856 00:49:31,166 --> 00:49:32,375 Wait, wait! 857 00:49:58,083 --> 00:49:59,250 Great. 858 00:50:00,083 --> 00:50:01,666 Back to square one, Dineo. 859 00:50:08,083 --> 00:50:11,583 ♪ Let us have a good time ♪ 860 00:50:11,666 --> 00:50:15,375 ♪ A good time Having a good time ♪ 861 00:50:15,958 --> 00:50:18,708 ♪ Get up off your feet ♪ 862 00:50:18,791 --> 00:50:22,166 ♪ Having a good time A good time... ♪ 863 00:50:22,250 --> 00:50:25,291 So, this is karaoke night? 864 00:50:26,375 --> 00:50:30,458 Okay. You know what? Let's just order in and stalk all our friends from varsity. 865 00:50:30,541 --> 00:50:32,250 - Let's go. - No, no, no. No. 866 00:50:33,750 --> 00:50:36,666 I'm... having sex tonight. 867 00:50:36,750 --> 00:50:39,750 - But your battery's dead. - With a person, Noni. 868 00:50:40,708 --> 00:50:42,250 [CHUCKLES] I'm so proud of you. 869 00:50:43,375 --> 00:50:45,375 [WOMEN SINGING KARAOKE CONTINUES] 870 00:51:06,833 --> 00:51:08,708 - Hi. - Hey. 871 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:11,625 Can I bum one? 872 00:51:12,166 --> 00:51:13,208 It's my last one. 873 00:51:14,333 --> 00:51:18,458 Right. I don't know why I asked you that. I don't even smoke, but... just... bye. 874 00:51:18,541 --> 00:51:19,541 Wait, wait. 875 00:51:19,958 --> 00:51:21,791 I think we need to start that again. 876 00:51:22,458 --> 00:51:23,625 I'm Timothy. 877 00:51:27,708 --> 00:51:28,708 Okay. 878 00:51:29,166 --> 00:51:30,166 [GIGGLES] 879 00:51:30,583 --> 00:51:31,583 I'm Dineo. 880 00:51:32,250 --> 00:51:38,875 ♪ I love you so much, baby ♪ 881 00:51:38,958 --> 00:51:40,250 [CROWD BOOING] 882 00:51:40,333 --> 00:51:44,291 ♪ I love you ♪ 883 00:51:44,375 --> 00:51:47,583 - [WOMAN] Get off the stage! - [MAN] Or else kill yourself! 884 00:51:48,166 --> 00:51:55,041 ♪ I love you so much, baby ♪ 885 00:51:55,625 --> 00:51:57,333 - [FEEDBACK WHINES ON MIC] - ♪ I... ♪ 886 00:51:57,416 --> 00:51:58,833 - [NONI] Whoa! - [MAX] Hey, hey. 887 00:52:01,500 --> 00:52:03,208 - [MAX] Hello. - [NONI] Hi. 888 00:52:04,166 --> 00:52:07,166 - Tell me you didn't just clean the toilet. - No. No, I didn't. 889 00:52:07,250 --> 00:52:08,916 [IN XHOSA] Someone threw up here. 890 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,375 [IN ENGLISH] Okay. Excuse me while I shower for a week. 891 00:52:11,458 --> 00:52:14,208 No, wait. You promised me 15 minutes. 892 00:52:14,291 --> 00:52:15,791 I've already been here for ten. 893 00:52:15,875 --> 00:52:18,583 - Well, I can do a lot in five. - [CHUCKLES] 894 00:52:18,666 --> 00:52:20,166 Yeah. It's on. 895 00:52:20,250 --> 00:52:21,375 - What? - Yep. 896 00:52:22,333 --> 00:52:23,333 Phindi! 897 00:52:24,708 --> 00:52:28,708 [IN XHOSA] Excuse me. May we pass? 898 00:52:29,666 --> 00:52:31,625 [IN ENGLISH] Uh-uh, I don't do the stage. 899 00:52:31,708 --> 00:52:33,875 [MAX] What do you mean? You need to back me up. 900 00:52:33,958 --> 00:52:35,291 I'll back you up from here. 901 00:52:35,375 --> 00:52:37,625 - [IN XHOSA] Really? - Really. 902 00:52:38,375 --> 00:52:40,083 - [IN ENGLISH] Backup, okay? - Okay. 903 00:52:40,916 --> 00:52:44,666 Okay. Yo. Hey! Yes! Thank you. Thank you so much. 904 00:52:44,750 --> 00:52:46,750 - Okay. - [SCATTERED CLAPPING] 905 00:52:48,541 --> 00:52:50,083 Okay, that was depressing. 906 00:52:50,166 --> 00:52:51,708 [CROWD] Yeah. 907 00:52:51,791 --> 00:52:52,791 [WOMAN] Yes. 908 00:52:56,166 --> 00:52:58,166 - [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] - [CROWD CHEERING] 909 00:53:00,166 --> 00:53:01,833 [EXCLAIMING] 910 00:53:05,500 --> 00:53:10,208 [SINGING IN ZULU] 911 00:53:22,625 --> 00:53:23,500 Whoo! 912 00:53:23,583 --> 00:53:27,833 [DINEO] It was crazy seeing him again today. It was like we're strangers. 913 00:53:27,916 --> 00:53:30,208 - Although, we're not really strangers. - You've got... 914 00:53:30,291 --> 00:53:32,000 To let it go. I know. 915 00:53:32,083 --> 00:53:34,416 I have to let it go. Who wants to be lied to? 916 00:53:34,500 --> 00:53:35,958 - Not me. - No, no, you've got... 917 00:53:36,041 --> 00:53:37,416 A problem. 918 00:53:37,500 --> 00:53:39,375 - I have a problem, Tim. - No, no... 919 00:53:39,458 --> 00:53:41,000 - I have a problem. - You've got... 920 00:53:41,083 --> 00:53:42,666 What the... what the hell? 921 00:53:42,750 --> 00:53:45,000 - What the hell? - No, what the hell with you, pervert? 922 00:53:45,083 --> 00:53:47,000 [YELLING] You've got guacamole on your chest! 923 00:53:47,083 --> 00:53:48,000 What? What? What? 924 00:53:48,083 --> 00:53:50,791 You've got guacamole on your chest. 925 00:53:50,875 --> 00:53:51,916 Bitch. 926 00:53:52,958 --> 00:53:56,291 Oh, I'm... I'm so sorry. Okay, look, I'm so sorry... 927 00:53:56,375 --> 00:53:57,375 [TIMOTHY] No! 928 00:53:59,583 --> 00:54:00,583 Fuck. 929 00:54:03,291 --> 00:54:05,791 [SINGING IN ZULU] 930 00:54:09,041 --> 00:54:10,041 [CROWD CHEERING] 931 00:54:11,125 --> 00:54:14,166 - Noni! Let's go. - [NONI] Wait... 932 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:16,291 Wait. 933 00:54:16,375 --> 00:54:18,250 - [DINEO] Come on. Hurry. - What's going on? 934 00:54:18,333 --> 00:54:21,416 [TIMOTHY] No wonder he dumped you. [IN AFRIKAANS] He must be sick of you. 935 00:54:21,500 --> 00:54:24,625 [IN ENGLISH] He didn't dump me, wena. He married someone else. Big difference. 936 00:54:24,708 --> 00:54:26,666 Shame. You're gonna die alone. 937 00:54:26,750 --> 00:54:27,791 [DINEO GASPS] 938 00:54:27,875 --> 00:54:30,041 - Let's go. - Your mother will die alone! 939 00:54:30,125 --> 00:54:31,000 Bitch! 940 00:54:31,083 --> 00:54:32,708 [IN SOTHO] Your mother is a bitch. 941 00:54:32,791 --> 00:54:34,333 [DINEO] No, let's go, Noni. 942 00:54:44,208 --> 00:54:45,416 [NONI] Hey, good morning. 943 00:54:45,500 --> 00:54:47,100 [IN ENGLISH] I've been thinking, friend. 944 00:54:47,166 --> 00:54:50,125 "Good morning, Noni. You look gorgeous today." Thank you. 945 00:54:50,208 --> 00:54:52,791 I think I'm done with this dating random guys thing. 946 00:54:52,875 --> 00:54:55,041 Every guy was random until you started dating them. 947 00:54:55,125 --> 00:54:57,375 That was different. I knew they were the right man. 948 00:54:57,458 --> 00:55:00,291 Hmm, until they started ghosting you. Or cheating on you. 949 00:55:00,791 --> 00:55:03,166 Or saying they're not ready for a relationship... 950 00:55:03,250 --> 00:55:05,166 Okay, I get it. I get it. 951 00:55:05,250 --> 00:55:07,958 Noni, the point is I tried your way and I failed. 952 00:55:08,458 --> 00:55:11,500 So... So now I've downloaded an online dating app. 953 00:55:12,875 --> 00:55:15,833 - Friend, you hate those. - Just be happy for me, Noni. 954 00:55:15,916 --> 00:55:18,833 I'm trying, right? I'm putting myself out there. 955 00:55:18,916 --> 00:55:22,166 I think this is the only way I'm actually gonna get over Lunga. 956 00:55:22,250 --> 00:55:26,000 Okay. Hey, but easy on that left hook, Mayweather. 957 00:55:26,083 --> 00:55:28,708 You know what? Come, come, help me set up my profile. 958 00:55:28,791 --> 00:55:30,416 I'd rather dig my eyes out. 959 00:55:32,208 --> 00:55:34,750 What was happening between you and Max last night? 960 00:55:35,666 --> 00:55:37,916 Nothing. There's no me and Max anything. 961 00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:39,750 What do you mean, "nothing"? What do you... 962 00:55:39,833 --> 00:55:42,666 Take a picture that accentuates your cheekbones. 963 00:55:42,750 --> 00:55:43,625 Huh? 964 00:55:43,708 --> 00:55:47,333 For your online dating profile. You should take a picture from that angle. 965 00:55:47,416 --> 00:55:48,916 Oh! Oh. 966 00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:50,208 - Okay. - And just... 967 00:55:50,291 --> 00:55:51,891 - [IN SOTHO] Take it on an angle. - Yeah. 968 00:55:52,666 --> 00:55:54,500 - [IN ENGLISH] Okay, come help me. - Uh-uh. 969 00:55:55,333 --> 00:55:56,333 Late for work. 970 00:55:59,833 --> 00:56:02,791 The editors will be done with the mock-ups by the end of week. 971 00:56:02,875 --> 00:56:05,583 [IN SOTHO] Now, that's the woman I know and love. 972 00:56:06,833 --> 00:56:10,000 [IN ENGLISH] Look, Nick, I know I've been distracted lately, but... 973 00:56:10,083 --> 00:56:11,291 [CELL PHONE CHIMES] 974 00:56:14,875 --> 00:56:15,875 But? 975 00:56:18,541 --> 00:56:20,583 Uh, but I'm committed. 976 00:56:20,666 --> 00:56:23,041 I am committed to making this campaign work. 977 00:56:23,125 --> 00:56:25,458 And we'll be launching on all social media platforms 978 00:56:25,541 --> 00:56:27,541 as soon as DJ Fresh gives us the go-ahead. 979 00:56:27,625 --> 00:56:29,041 Yes! 980 00:56:29,125 --> 00:56:31,958 - You have secured the bag on this one. - [CELL PHONE CHIMES] 981 00:56:32,041 --> 00:56:35,791 You are booked and busy. My slay queen, my slayer. 982 00:56:35,875 --> 00:56:37,666 - Slay me! - [EXCLAIMS] 983 00:56:39,166 --> 00:56:41,541 - Dineo. - I'm sorry. 984 00:56:42,333 --> 00:56:45,916 I mean, I'm just excited. I'm excited about this campaign. 985 00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:49,333 It's Fresh... This is DJ Fresh. He's... I mean, he's the dog. 986 00:56:49,416 --> 00:56:50,916 Right? Doggy dog. 987 00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:52,041 Whoo, whoo! 988 00:56:52,541 --> 00:56:54,625 You can't drop the ball on this, Dineo. 989 00:56:55,125 --> 00:56:56,500 You're the best I have. 990 00:56:57,125 --> 00:56:59,375 But mess up again and you're fired. 991 00:57:00,125 --> 00:57:04,041 DJ Fresh is only going to believe that you had a stomach bug once. 992 00:57:04,708 --> 00:57:09,375 Right. I promise no more distractions. I'm getting my life back together. 993 00:57:09,916 --> 00:57:12,125 Yes! [IN TSWANA] You're my home girl. 994 00:57:12,208 --> 00:57:13,208 [EXCLAIMS] 995 00:57:13,250 --> 00:57:14,250 [IN ENGLISH] Come on. 996 00:57:17,083 --> 00:57:18,083 [DOOR CLOSES] 997 00:57:25,208 --> 00:57:28,208 [DINEO] So, tell me about yourself. 998 00:57:31,291 --> 00:57:32,291 [CLEARS THROAT] 999 00:57:36,708 --> 00:57:38,458 - [GARGLES] - [CELL PHONE CHIMES] 1000 00:57:42,083 --> 00:57:43,500 Is your dad's name "Oliver"? 1001 00:57:43,583 --> 00:57:44,583 Mmm-mmm. 1002 00:57:45,458 --> 00:57:49,916 'Cause you gonna be all over this dick. 1003 00:57:52,625 --> 00:57:53,625 [CELL PHONE CHIMES] 1004 00:58:02,291 --> 00:58:06,375 You know, Dineo's been on, like, 11 dates. And each of them has been an epic fail. 1005 00:58:06,458 --> 00:58:08,083 But every time she goes, 1006 00:58:08,166 --> 00:58:11,708 she believes that that guy could be the guy. 1007 00:58:11,791 --> 00:58:12,916 That's crazy, right? 1008 00:58:25,375 --> 00:58:26,833 [NONI] I have this policy. 1009 00:58:27,833 --> 00:58:30,708 I haven't slept with a guy more than once in a long time. 1010 00:58:30,791 --> 00:58:31,791 [IN XHOSA] Okay? 1011 00:58:32,791 --> 00:58:35,767 [IN ENGLISH] I've been very clear about this with every man I've slept with, 1012 00:58:35,791 --> 00:58:38,041 and none of them have challenged me on it. 1013 00:58:39,083 --> 00:58:40,083 Except you. 1014 00:58:42,458 --> 00:58:43,750 [MOUTHING] 1015 00:58:46,083 --> 00:58:47,483 [IN XHOSA] Continue, I'm listening. 1016 00:58:52,458 --> 00:58:53,958 - [SLAPS] - [MAN WHIMPERS] 1017 00:59:02,208 --> 00:59:04,708 - [MAX] You're really not going to help me? - [NONI LAUGHS] 1018 00:59:04,791 --> 00:59:07,642 [IN ENGLISH] I wouldn't expect you to help with my clients' taxes, so no. 1019 00:59:07,666 --> 00:59:08,958 [MAX] Well, I could. 1020 00:59:09,041 --> 00:59:12,958 Oh, please. I doubt whatever bartending course you did qualifies you. 1021 00:59:13,041 --> 00:59:15,208 [CHUCKLES] I studied business and commercial law. 1022 00:59:15,833 --> 00:59:18,166 [IN XHOSA] Look at you now. You think I'm hot. 1023 00:59:18,250 --> 00:59:20,583 [IN ENGLISH] Oh, please. So why are you mopping floors? 1024 00:59:21,500 --> 00:59:23,541 You see, law was my dad's thing... 1025 00:59:23,625 --> 00:59:26,041 [IN XHOSA] so I finished the course and once I was done, 1026 00:59:26,125 --> 00:59:29,125 I traveled to Asia, the Caribbean, I taught English... 1027 00:59:29,208 --> 00:59:30,708 [IN ENGLISH] I tended bars. 1028 00:59:30,791 --> 00:59:33,333 Now that I'm back, I want to start my own nonprofit 1029 00:59:33,416 --> 00:59:35,791 aimed at sustainable development throughout the continent. 1030 00:59:35,875 --> 00:59:37,750 Your dad must be so proud. 1031 00:59:37,833 --> 00:59:40,666 [IN XHOSA] My dad and I aren't on speaking terms, but I have faith. 1032 00:59:40,750 --> 00:59:43,310 [IN ENGLISH] Like my mom and I. Not because of anything specific. 1033 00:59:43,375 --> 00:59:45,458 We just literally have nothing in common. 1034 00:59:45,541 --> 00:59:46,541 [IN XHOSA] Why don't you? 1035 00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:50,160 [IN ENGLISH] She did everything by the book, and I'm the family cautionary tale. 1036 00:59:50,666 --> 00:59:53,000 My dad, he'd kill to have a son like you. 1037 00:59:53,083 --> 00:59:56,708 Yeah, but when you're a woman, you know success isn't enough, right? 1038 00:59:56,791 --> 00:59:59,666 No, child, no ring, no happiness. 1039 01:00:02,458 --> 01:00:05,375 No child, no ring... 1040 01:00:07,791 --> 01:00:09,083 looks beautiful to me. 1041 01:00:13,791 --> 01:00:15,583 Fine. I will help you clean. 1042 01:00:15,666 --> 01:00:19,250 Yeah. Finally. Here you go, you're going to need that. 1043 01:00:19,333 --> 01:00:21,000 And you're going to need that. 1044 01:00:21,583 --> 01:00:23,458 Excuse you, I do not do mops. 1045 01:00:23,541 --> 01:00:26,625 And the last time I was on my knees was varsity, okay? 1046 01:00:26,708 --> 01:00:28,125 - [MAX] Okay. - Cloth. 1047 01:00:28,208 --> 01:00:29,541 - [MAX] Cloth. - Thank you. 1048 01:00:29,625 --> 01:00:31,375 [MAX] There you have it. I'll take the mop. 1049 01:00:31,458 --> 01:00:32,498 [NONI] Welcome. Thank you. 1050 01:00:32,541 --> 01:00:34,000 [MAX] Well, I thought... Okay. 1051 01:00:34,666 --> 01:00:37,666 - Is that what we're doing? - That's what's up. 1052 01:00:37,750 --> 01:00:39,750 [ROMANTIC SONG PLAYING] 1053 01:00:39,833 --> 01:00:44,000 [IN ZULU] ♪ Look at this situation How are we going to handle it? ♪ 1054 01:00:44,083 --> 01:00:46,708 ♪ My darling ♪ 1055 01:00:48,708 --> 01:00:51,166 ♪ It's yours and mine ♪ 1056 01:00:53,458 --> 01:00:57,083 ♪ I'm scared ♪ 1057 01:01:00,791 --> 01:01:01,875 [EXHALES] 1058 01:01:05,083 --> 01:01:07,291 - [DINEO] Where have you been? - [GASPS] Shit. 1059 01:01:08,083 --> 01:01:10,250 Oh, you scared the bejesus out of me! 1060 01:01:11,083 --> 01:01:12,541 Why are you sitting in the dark? 1061 01:01:18,458 --> 01:01:19,458 Friend. 1062 01:01:20,083 --> 01:01:22,583 What happened? Hey, did he hurt you? 1063 01:01:22,666 --> 01:01:24,166 It was a threesome, Noni. 1064 01:01:26,083 --> 01:01:27,291 With another guy. 1065 01:01:27,833 --> 01:01:29,166 Oh, and he wasn't cute? 1066 01:01:29,250 --> 01:01:30,833 How is this not surprising you? 1067 01:01:31,375 --> 01:01:33,125 Threesomes are more common than you think. 1068 01:01:33,208 --> 01:01:35,875 I mean, I've been approached, like, what? Three times, 1069 01:01:35,958 --> 01:01:38,333 and usually by some older couple from Germany. 1070 01:01:38,416 --> 01:01:39,541 Well, they were black. 1071 01:01:40,083 --> 01:01:42,833 Well, black people are progressive too, man. Stay woke. 1072 01:01:42,916 --> 01:01:45,125 Is this what it really means to be single? 1073 01:01:45,625 --> 01:01:50,125 Really? Like, creeps, and threesomes, and God knows what? 1074 01:01:50,958 --> 01:01:51,958 Yep. 1075 01:01:52,500 --> 01:01:53,750 But it's also freedom. 1076 01:01:53,833 --> 01:01:56,958 Having a place of your own. Hanging out with your best friend. 1077 01:01:57,041 --> 01:01:59,083 How is... How is this enough for you? 1078 01:02:01,041 --> 01:02:02,500 Why isn't it enough for you? 1079 01:02:13,208 --> 01:02:14,541 I don't want to be single. 1080 01:02:19,958 --> 01:02:21,083 Come here. 1081 01:02:22,458 --> 01:02:23,625 [MURMURS] I'm here. 1082 01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:26,500 [SIGHS] 1083 01:02:28,750 --> 01:02:30,083 Okay, fine. 1084 01:02:30,708 --> 01:02:31,916 I'll marry you. 1085 01:02:53,125 --> 01:02:54,250 [CELL PHONE CHIMES] 1086 01:03:00,125 --> 01:03:01,125 Friend. 1087 01:03:03,791 --> 01:03:05,625 Will you come look at them with me? 1088 01:03:05,708 --> 01:03:06,750 Oh, what are you... 1089 01:03:07,541 --> 01:03:09,041 - Are these for you? - Yeah. 1090 01:03:09,125 --> 01:03:10,958 It's time to get my own place, right? 1091 01:03:11,041 --> 01:03:13,500 - Yeah, but, friend, last night... - Yeah, I know. 1092 01:03:14,125 --> 01:03:17,541 I know, I think saying it out loud made me realize that you're right, friend. 1093 01:03:17,625 --> 01:03:19,500 You're right. I should get a place of my own. 1094 01:03:19,583 --> 01:03:22,875 And I need to start focusing at work before I get another warning. 1095 01:03:22,958 --> 01:03:26,166 - So, basically, I'm doing me now. - You sure? 1096 01:03:27,583 --> 01:03:28,583 No. 1097 01:03:29,541 --> 01:03:31,750 But at least we'll be single together, right? 1098 01:03:33,500 --> 01:03:34,583 - Right? - Yeah. 1099 01:03:34,666 --> 01:03:36,916 - I thought you'd be excited about this. - I am. 1100 01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:39,541 Hey! It's you and me forever, right? 1101 01:03:39,625 --> 01:03:41,583 - Forever. Forever. - Forever. 1102 01:03:41,666 --> 01:03:43,041 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 1103 01:03:44,333 --> 01:03:45,833 [MAX] Perfect non-date. 1104 01:03:46,375 --> 01:03:48,291 - [NONI] Don't say it like that. - Like what? 1105 01:03:48,375 --> 01:03:49,666 Like it's a date. 1106 01:03:49,750 --> 01:03:53,125 No pressure. I already had sex with you. Goal achieved. 1107 01:03:53,208 --> 01:03:54,416 [GASPS] 1108 01:03:54,500 --> 01:03:57,125 - You are so going down. - Oh, I am? 1109 01:03:59,416 --> 01:04:00,583 Your place or mine? 1110 01:04:01,708 --> 01:04:03,166 - Stop it. - [CHUCKLES] 1111 01:04:04,500 --> 01:04:06,958 [MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING] 1112 01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:13,833 That throw... No, that was not... That's... I get a second chance. 1113 01:04:20,791 --> 01:04:22,500 [LAUGHS] 1114 01:04:25,541 --> 01:04:26,666 [PINS CRASHING] 1115 01:04:27,250 --> 01:04:28,375 [BLOWS] 1116 01:04:36,666 --> 01:04:38,625 [LAUGHING] 1117 01:04:40,291 --> 01:04:42,291 [MUSIC CONTINUES] 1118 01:04:48,208 --> 01:04:49,416 [PINS CRASHING] 1119 01:04:50,166 --> 01:04:51,250 [MAX] Okay. 1120 01:04:55,750 --> 01:04:57,625 [EXCLAIMS] Whoo! 1121 01:05:06,875 --> 01:05:11,208 So, this apartment isn't big, but it's economical. 1122 01:05:11,291 --> 01:05:12,208 Like a shoe box. 1123 01:05:12,291 --> 01:05:14,125 {\an8}You're supposed help, Noni. 1124 01:05:14,750 --> 01:05:16,541 {\an8}Be helpful, Noni. 1125 01:05:16,625 --> 01:05:19,083 {\an8}[REALTOR] If we go to the bedroom you'll find... 1126 01:05:19,166 --> 01:05:21,750 {\an8}Hey, sorry I'm late, I got caught... 1127 01:05:22,625 --> 01:05:24,375 - [NONI] Oh, shit. - Got caught up. 1128 01:05:25,500 --> 01:05:29,041 - I'll wait for you guys to finish. - [DINEO] No, no, no. No, no. 1129 01:05:33,083 --> 01:05:35,208 {\an8}This... This is him, girls and boys. 1130 01:05:35,291 --> 01:05:39,166 This... This is the man who dates other women 1131 01:05:39,250 --> 01:05:41,125 while he's engaged to somebody else. 1132 01:05:41,208 --> 01:05:45,083 {\an8}See, now everybody will get to see who you really are, Lunga. 1133 01:05:45,166 --> 01:05:47,083 {\an8}- [NONI] It's still in selfie mode. - Hmm? 1134 01:05:51,583 --> 01:05:54,375 {\an8}Right! Because I meant to do that. 1135 01:05:54,458 --> 01:05:58,000 {\an8}Because he doesn't deserve to be on my social media. 1136 01:05:59,625 --> 01:06:01,750 - Shall we do the dramatic exit? - Yes. 1137 01:06:01,833 --> 01:06:02,833 Flick hair. 1138 01:06:06,541 --> 01:06:09,333 No, no, actually... Actually... 1139 01:06:09,416 --> 01:06:13,708 There's this one thing, this one thing I've been meaning to say to you. 1140 01:06:17,541 --> 01:06:18,541 [NONI EXCLAIMS] 1141 01:06:21,208 --> 01:06:22,250 It's gonna sting. 1142 01:06:23,708 --> 01:06:26,416 [WOMAN] So, you're not getting the apartment? 1143 01:06:27,125 --> 01:06:29,083 - [DOOR CLOSES] - Shit. 1144 01:06:29,958 --> 01:06:31,875 [EXHALES HEAVILY] Um... 1145 01:06:32,625 --> 01:06:34,833 - If I could show you the bedroom... - Yeah. 1146 01:06:34,916 --> 01:06:36,916 - Right this way. It's beautiful. - Let's go. 1147 01:06:38,666 --> 01:06:41,208 - Shh. - [MAX WHISPERING] Why? What's going... 1148 01:06:41,916 --> 01:06:43,541 - Where is she? - She's sleeping. 1149 01:06:43,625 --> 01:06:44,916 - [MAX] Sleeping? - Sleeping. 1150 01:06:45,000 --> 01:06:46,500 [MAX] Finally, she's sleeping. 1151 01:06:50,958 --> 01:06:52,708 - [OBJECTS CLATTERING] - [MAX] Oh! 1152 01:06:52,791 --> 01:06:54,125 [CLATTERS LOUDLY] 1153 01:06:54,708 --> 01:06:55,708 Shh, shh. 1154 01:07:03,333 --> 01:07:05,083 - [OBJECTS CLATTERING] - [NONI GASPS] 1155 01:07:06,833 --> 01:07:08,458 [SHUSHING] 1156 01:07:11,083 --> 01:07:12,958 [WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY] 1157 01:07:19,583 --> 01:07:21,750 [TV BLARING LOUDLY] 1158 01:07:21,833 --> 01:07:24,541 [NONI] Shit, the remote. Where is it? 1159 01:07:25,708 --> 01:07:27,875 - [MAX] Yeah, yeah, yeah. - [MUSIC PLAYING ON TV] 1160 01:07:27,958 --> 01:07:30,333 - [MAX] Press the red button. - I'm trying. 1161 01:07:30,416 --> 01:07:32,750 - [MAX] Press it. Okay. Cool, cool. - It's off. 1162 01:07:32,833 --> 01:07:35,083 - [DOOR OPENS] - [NONI] Shit, she's up. Quick! Hide! 1163 01:07:40,166 --> 01:07:41,750 - Hey. - Hey. 1164 01:07:42,291 --> 01:07:44,125 - Hey. - What's up? Can't sleep? 1165 01:07:44,708 --> 01:07:47,250 Mmm, yeah. No, it's... 1166 01:07:47,333 --> 01:07:50,208 [STAMMERS] Stupid work stuff's just stressing me out. 1167 01:07:50,916 --> 01:07:54,916 - Do you want me to come stay up with you? - No, no, no. No. 1168 01:07:55,541 --> 01:07:56,625 Uh... 1169 01:07:57,458 --> 01:07:59,250 I smoked a joint, babe. 1170 01:07:59,333 --> 01:08:01,833 Think I'm gonna be fine. [YAWNING] I'm gonna be fine. 1171 01:08:01,916 --> 01:08:03,250 - [DINEO] Yeah? - Mmm-hmm. 1172 01:08:03,333 --> 01:08:04,958 - Okay. - Okay, friend. 1173 01:08:05,541 --> 01:08:07,583 - Okay. Good night. - Good night, friend. 1174 01:08:13,291 --> 01:08:16,208 [WHISPERS] She's gone, right? She's gone. We're going... 1175 01:08:28,333 --> 01:08:30,208 [DOORBELL RINGS] 1176 01:08:30,291 --> 01:08:33,416 - [DINEO] Hello, Mama. - Hello, my baby girl. 1177 01:08:33,500 --> 01:08:35,708 - [NONI] Come in, come in. - Thank you. 1178 01:08:35,791 --> 01:08:37,375 Hey, Mama V. 1179 01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:40,291 - Uh, Nolusi... - Noni, Mama. 1180 01:08:40,375 --> 01:08:41,375 Okay. 1181 01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:45,541 Um, so, Mama, can I offer you some tea, coffee? 1182 01:08:45,625 --> 01:08:47,833 - [WHISPERS] Blood? - Uh... 1183 01:08:47,916 --> 01:08:50,291 [IN SOTHO] Tea and coffee in this heat? 1184 01:08:50,375 --> 01:08:52,958 My baby, it's so hot outside. 1185 01:08:53,666 --> 01:08:55,586 [IN ENGLISH] You know, winters used to be longer. 1186 01:08:55,625 --> 01:08:56,458 [DINEO] Yeah. 1187 01:08:56,541 --> 01:08:57,541 [IN SOTHO] So tell me, 1188 01:08:57,583 --> 01:09:00,017 [IN ENGLISH] how long are you gonna be staying here this time? 1189 01:09:00,041 --> 01:09:03,208 Not too long. Not too long, Mama, I promise. 1190 01:09:03,291 --> 01:09:06,666 [IN SOTHO] And where is that boy you went on a date with? 1191 01:09:06,750 --> 01:09:08,541 [IN ENGLISH] Is he also staying in a commune? 1192 01:09:08,625 --> 01:09:11,000 You know it's just me and Noni who live here, right? 1193 01:09:11,083 --> 01:09:13,958 [IN SOTHO] Exactly. That's a commune. 1194 01:09:14,041 --> 01:09:16,000 [IN ENGLISH] Always such a pleasure to see you. 1195 01:09:16,083 --> 01:09:18,291 [IN SOTHO] Don't you have trays in this house? 1196 01:09:19,958 --> 01:09:20,958 [IN ENGLISH] Anyway... 1197 01:09:21,458 --> 01:09:22,978 [IN SOTHO] Mama, I've been thinking... 1198 01:09:23,041 --> 01:09:25,458 [IN ENGLISH] Maybe it's time I should get my own place. 1199 01:09:25,541 --> 01:09:27,500 - [EXCLAIMS] - [IN SOTHO] What's wrong, Mama? 1200 01:09:27,583 --> 01:09:29,041 [COUGHING] 1201 01:09:30,833 --> 01:09:32,500 What's wrong, Mama? 1202 01:09:32,583 --> 01:09:34,416 Dineo... Dineo... 1203 01:09:34,500 --> 01:09:36,083 [IN SOTHO] Do you want to kill me? 1204 01:09:36,708 --> 01:09:38,458 [IN ENGLISH] How many times have I told you 1205 01:09:38,541 --> 01:09:40,708 [IN SOTHO] men don't want women with their own homes? 1206 01:09:40,791 --> 01:09:43,017 [IN ENGLISH] Then they really aren't men, are they, Mama? 1207 01:09:43,041 --> 01:09:45,333 [IN SOTHO] Wow, look who's talking. 1208 01:09:45,416 --> 01:09:48,083 The unmarried one. 1209 01:09:48,583 --> 01:09:51,583 Look, you're not like her. 1210 01:09:51,666 --> 01:09:55,250 You still stand a chance to get out of this situation. 1211 01:09:56,083 --> 01:10:00,750 Mama... Mama, you've been alone for a long time, right? Look at yourself. 1212 01:10:00,833 --> 01:10:01,958 [IN ENGLISH] You're fine. 1213 01:10:02,041 --> 01:10:03,041 - Fine? - Yes. 1214 01:10:03,083 --> 01:10:04,083 - Fine? - Yes. 1215 01:10:04,166 --> 01:10:08,166 [IN SOTHO] I'm fine because of the hope that one day 1216 01:10:08,250 --> 01:10:13,458 you're going to get married and give me cute little grandkids. 1217 01:10:13,541 --> 01:10:16,333 - Cute grandkids? Uh-uh, Mama. - [NONI CHUCKLES] 1218 01:10:16,416 --> 01:10:19,958 [IN ENGLISH] Hey, Mama V, you are way too young to be a grandmother. 1219 01:10:20,041 --> 01:10:22,559 [IN SOTHO] My goodness. [IN ENGLISH] Don't flatter me like that. 1220 01:10:22,583 --> 01:10:23,583 [NONI LAUGHING] 1221 01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:28,208 [IN SOTHO] Let's talk about this, my child. 1222 01:10:28,291 --> 01:10:30,958 Just imagine a pretty lady like yourself 1223 01:10:31,041 --> 01:10:36,375 spending her life alone in her flat, staring at the walls. 1224 01:10:36,458 --> 01:10:37,625 Uh-uh, girl. 1225 01:10:38,208 --> 01:10:40,833 [IN ENGLISH] Find a good husband who's going to take care of you 1226 01:10:40,916 --> 01:10:44,708 [IN SOTHO] and you can buy your dream house together, you know? 1227 01:10:46,750 --> 01:10:47,750 [IN ENGLISH] Yes. 1228 01:10:48,291 --> 01:10:49,916 [IN SOTHO] Cheers to that. 1229 01:10:51,125 --> 01:10:52,375 Cheers. 1230 01:11:03,708 --> 01:11:05,083 [LUNGA IN ENGLISH] Thank you. 1231 01:11:13,916 --> 01:11:15,791 Does your wife know that you're here? 1232 01:11:17,166 --> 01:11:18,166 No. 1233 01:11:18,875 --> 01:11:22,541 So, are you gonna... Are you gonna cheat on her with me? 1234 01:11:23,208 --> 01:11:24,333 That's up to you. 1235 01:11:25,125 --> 01:11:27,833 - [SCOFFS] - That was a joke. That was a joke. I'm... 1236 01:11:28,416 --> 01:11:29,916 That was a bad one. I'm sorry. 1237 01:11:32,833 --> 01:11:34,166 [CLEARS THROAT] Um... 1238 01:11:36,333 --> 01:11:39,583 - I was gonna call you. It's just... - You know... 1239 01:11:40,333 --> 01:11:44,166 I wanted to explain to you... I got divorced. 1240 01:11:48,208 --> 01:11:49,208 What? 1241 01:11:49,958 --> 01:11:51,625 Um, that's... 1242 01:11:52,916 --> 01:11:56,333 That's why I was flat-hunting. Too many memories at my place. 1243 01:11:56,916 --> 01:12:00,291 Of what? Of living with me while you were engaged to her, hmm? 1244 01:12:00,375 --> 01:12:02,833 Okay. Can we not just do this here? Can we not... 1245 01:12:02,916 --> 01:12:04,333 No, no, no. 1246 01:12:04,416 --> 01:12:07,791 Actually, this is... This is perfect because you seem to forget 1247 01:12:07,875 --> 01:12:09,958 that I actually walked in on your bachelor party. 1248 01:12:10,041 --> 01:12:12,916 So I think this is fair, right? This is perfect, so... 1249 01:12:13,625 --> 01:12:14,541 [IN SOTHO] My goodness. 1250 01:12:14,625 --> 01:12:16,708 [IN ENGLISH] Lunga, what? You were on a roll. 1251 01:12:16,791 --> 01:12:18,750 You got divorced, and then what? 1252 01:12:18,833 --> 01:12:20,625 You have the floor. Everyone's listening. 1253 01:12:21,208 --> 01:12:22,666 Okay, I... I made a mistake. 1254 01:12:23,166 --> 01:12:24,291 Dineo, I want you. 1255 01:12:25,125 --> 01:12:26,333 That's why I'm here. 1256 01:12:26,416 --> 01:12:30,208 But I thought you said that we were just two people having... 1257 01:12:30,291 --> 01:12:31,291 What's the word? 1258 01:12:32,166 --> 01:12:34,541 "Fun." That's what you said, right? 1259 01:12:37,250 --> 01:12:40,166 No, I was wrong. And you were right. 1260 01:12:40,750 --> 01:12:42,333 You were right. I fell for you. 1261 01:12:42,958 --> 01:12:45,000 Hey, I fell for you. 1262 01:12:45,750 --> 01:12:47,708 That's why I didn't tell you the truth 1263 01:12:47,791 --> 01:12:50,250 and why I kept seeing you when I shouldn't have. 1264 01:12:54,208 --> 01:12:55,583 I am in love with you. 1265 01:12:55,666 --> 01:12:56,666 [SIGHS] 1266 01:13:04,291 --> 01:13:06,583 [WOMAN IN SOTHO] Come to me, baby. You can be mine. 1267 01:13:06,666 --> 01:13:08,458 [CLIENTS LAUGHING] 1268 01:13:14,750 --> 01:13:20,041 [IN ENGLISH] So Fresh Protein needs a new fresh social media strat, right? 1269 01:13:20,125 --> 01:13:22,291 To elevate the brand to the next level. 1270 01:13:22,375 --> 01:13:25,125 And this is why I introduce you to... 1271 01:13:26,666 --> 01:13:28,250 Fresh Chill Pills. 1272 01:13:28,333 --> 01:13:31,208 Weekly curated video content for your social media 1273 01:13:31,291 --> 01:13:35,250 that is a wrap-up of a week in your life, pumped by... 1274 01:13:35,958 --> 01:13:37,333 Wait for it. 1275 01:13:37,416 --> 01:13:39,500 Fresh Protein. Right? 1276 01:13:39,583 --> 01:13:43,958 It's like the pill that gets you pumped to get on the Fresh Protein. 1277 01:13:53,375 --> 01:13:55,958 - I love it. - Right. 1278 01:13:56,041 --> 01:13:57,416 [CHUCKLING] 1279 01:13:58,416 --> 01:14:00,958 You need to get food poisoning more often. 1280 01:14:01,041 --> 01:14:03,583 No, no. Absolutely not. 1281 01:14:03,666 --> 01:14:05,916 My days of projectile vomiting are behind me. 1282 01:14:08,041 --> 01:14:09,708 [LAUGHING] Great. Okay. 1283 01:14:10,583 --> 01:14:11,583 Uh... 1284 01:14:12,083 --> 01:14:14,583 Just excuse me for a second, ladies and gentleman. 1285 01:14:14,666 --> 01:14:15,666 Okay. 1286 01:14:20,416 --> 01:14:21,416 [DOOR CLOSES] 1287 01:14:31,416 --> 01:14:32,416 [GRUNTS] 1288 01:14:33,791 --> 01:14:35,375 Oh, no, not again. 1289 01:14:35,458 --> 01:14:37,375 [BALLOONS POPPING] 1290 01:14:49,125 --> 01:14:50,291 [BALLOON POPS LOUDLY] 1291 01:15:01,958 --> 01:15:04,416 - You need to leave me alone. - I can't do that. I love you. 1292 01:15:05,291 --> 01:15:06,833 - You love me? - I love you. 1293 01:15:07,666 --> 01:15:09,916 - Since when? - Dineo, look, I'm sorry. 1294 01:15:10,625 --> 01:15:12,250 I'm really sorry for what happened. 1295 01:15:12,333 --> 01:15:14,875 Gugu and I had an open relationship while she was... 1296 01:15:14,958 --> 01:15:16,958 - [SCOFFS] - Listen. We did. 1297 01:15:17,041 --> 01:15:18,500 We tried to make it work, 1298 01:15:18,583 --> 01:15:21,250 but it's hard to give up on something you've built for seven years. 1299 01:15:21,333 --> 01:15:24,875 You know what? It's a great story. I just don't see where I come in. 1300 01:15:25,625 --> 01:15:26,625 Dineo, you... 1301 01:15:27,333 --> 01:15:29,666 You're the one that I'm meant to come home to. 1302 01:15:33,791 --> 01:15:35,791 [WISTFUL MUSIC PLAYING] 1303 01:15:45,791 --> 01:15:50,166 [IN SOTHO] ♪ Too late for sorry It's over, king ♪ 1304 01:15:50,250 --> 01:15:55,416 ♪ I tried to fix it But I end up coming back home alone ♪ 1305 01:15:55,541 --> 01:16:00,583 ♪ She says, "Too late for sorry" It's over, king ♪ 1306 01:16:00,666 --> 01:16:04,958 ♪ I tried to fix it But I end up coming back home alone ♪ 1307 01:16:05,041 --> 01:16:08,708 ♪ She says, "Too late for sorry" ♪ 1308 01:16:10,208 --> 01:16:11,250 Okay. 1309 01:16:14,958 --> 01:16:16,041 Mmm! 1310 01:16:16,833 --> 01:16:19,125 - Definitely works better with the silver. - Right? 1311 01:16:19,208 --> 01:16:21,458 Max's Vanilla Tequila is what I'm calling it. 1312 01:16:21,541 --> 01:16:23,041 It's gonna be fire. It's gonna be... 1313 01:16:23,125 --> 01:16:26,041 - That's such a shitty name. [CHUCKLES] - That's not a shitty name. 1314 01:16:26,125 --> 01:16:28,083 I can't believe I let you see me naked. 1315 01:16:29,083 --> 01:16:30,875 [MAX] It was glorious. Absolutely... 1316 01:16:31,333 --> 01:16:33,041 - Mmm-hmm. - [MAX] I love it. 1317 01:16:33,125 --> 01:16:34,125 [DINEO CLEARS THROAT] 1318 01:16:35,666 --> 01:16:38,541 So you're the one who's been creeping in and out of our flat. 1319 01:16:38,625 --> 01:16:41,208 - No. No, no. - No, no, no. Please, no. 1320 01:16:41,291 --> 01:16:43,750 - She was helping to check my tonsils. - Yes. What? 1321 01:16:43,833 --> 01:16:46,458 Yeah, I mean, your tongue is so long and beautiful, 1322 01:16:46,541 --> 01:16:48,351 - and I love it. Technically... - Stop talking. 1323 01:16:48,375 --> 01:16:50,541 She's your friend. She deserves to know the truth. 1324 01:16:50,625 --> 01:16:54,083 - Your friend is gone. - Dineo! Didi! No, wait, Didi. 1325 01:16:55,208 --> 01:16:56,208 Didi. 1326 01:16:56,916 --> 01:17:00,541 Babe, don't make me run in heels. You know I don't know how. 1327 01:17:00,625 --> 01:17:03,208 - Come on. - Noni, why wouldn't you tell me about him? 1328 01:17:03,875 --> 01:17:05,875 I didn't want you to feel bad, you know. 1329 01:17:05,958 --> 01:17:08,500 - 'Cause you're... - What? 1330 01:17:08,583 --> 01:17:10,916 - What? Because I'm what? - 'Cause you're single. 1331 01:17:11,875 --> 01:17:12,875 Wow! 1332 01:17:12,916 --> 01:17:16,458 There it is. Know what you've become? Those "couple" women you hate. 1333 01:17:16,541 --> 01:17:18,750 What? We aren't even a couple! We're just... 1334 01:17:18,833 --> 01:17:20,916 - I like him... - Me and Lunga had ice cream. 1335 01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:22,708 He's getting divorced and wants me back. 1336 01:17:22,791 --> 01:17:25,333 - And you said no? - Yeah, I said no. 1337 01:17:26,416 --> 01:17:27,750 Because you wanted to. 1338 01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:31,833 Noni, what if he's the one? 1339 01:17:31,916 --> 01:17:34,833 What if? You know, love is complicated, right? 1340 01:17:34,916 --> 01:17:37,625 [SCOFFS] Grow up. He's not the one. 1341 01:17:37,708 --> 01:17:39,208 - Why are you doing this? - Because... 1342 01:17:39,291 --> 01:17:41,916 Because if you're with Max, then I really am alone. 1343 01:17:42,958 --> 01:17:45,083 I'm not "with Max." 1344 01:17:45,166 --> 01:17:46,166 [SIGHS] 1345 01:17:46,666 --> 01:17:48,833 Noni, you've slept with him more than once. 1346 01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:53,041 In your own words, that's a relationship. 1347 01:17:56,916 --> 01:17:58,125 [MOUTHING] 1348 01:18:03,666 --> 01:18:05,666 [POP SONG PLAYING] 1349 01:18:13,458 --> 01:18:17,666 ♪ Down by the river I took a walk ♪ 1350 01:18:17,750 --> 01:18:22,541 ♪ I met a boy with charisma He took my hand ♪ 1351 01:18:22,625 --> 01:18:26,458 ♪ And looked so deeply Straight into my eyes ♪ 1352 01:18:26,541 --> 01:18:30,583 ♪ Said he's gonna show me paradise ♪ 1353 01:18:33,750 --> 01:18:38,875 ♪ I can't believe I almost missed out on you ♪ 1354 01:18:38,958 --> 01:18:39,791 [PHONE CHIMES] 1355 01:18:39,875 --> 01:18:43,291 ♪ Just 'cause your love was something Different and new ♪ 1356 01:18:43,375 --> 01:18:47,708 [IN SWATI] ♪ I've never met {\an8}Someone like you ♪ 1357 01:18:47,791 --> 01:18:51,916 {\an8}♪ I'm in love with you I love you deeply ♪ 1358 01:18:52,000 --> 01:18:55,500 ♪ With you, I am complete My love... ♪ 1359 01:18:58,833 --> 01:19:04,958 [IN ENGLISH] ♪ I love you so much, baby ♪ 1360 01:19:05,041 --> 01:19:08,208 ♪ I love you ♪ 1361 01:19:09,166 --> 01:19:12,666 Every fucking karaoke night with this "I love you, baby" shit, right? 1362 01:19:12,750 --> 01:19:14,666 [CHUCKLES] 1363 01:19:14,750 --> 01:19:17,000 Guys, look, I'm really sorry that we had to do this here. 1364 01:19:17,083 --> 01:19:18,803 It was too late for me to get the night off. 1365 01:19:18,875 --> 01:19:21,833 No, no, no. It's fine, Max. It's fine. 1366 01:19:21,916 --> 01:19:25,833 At least this way, we get to just drink and walk back to the flat, right? 1367 01:19:25,916 --> 01:19:30,583 And hopefully there won't be, like, a road block on the way. 1368 01:19:30,666 --> 01:19:32,250 [CHUCKLES] To the... 1369 01:19:32,875 --> 01:19:34,041 [CHUCKLES] 1370 01:19:40,666 --> 01:19:41,666 [DINEO CLEARS THROAT] 1371 01:19:46,500 --> 01:19:49,666 Yes, drinks. Yo, hey. [CHUCKLES] 1372 01:19:49,750 --> 01:19:50,750 There you go. 1373 01:19:50,833 --> 01:19:52,250 Thank you. 1374 01:19:56,333 --> 01:19:57,583 Wait, wait, wait. 1375 01:19:57,666 --> 01:20:00,208 [IN XHOSA] Listen, bring a lot of alcohol, okay? 1376 01:20:00,291 --> 01:20:02,041 [IN ENGLISH] Okay, great, great. 1377 01:20:02,125 --> 01:20:04,333 - I want to make a toast. - [MAX] A toast? 1378 01:20:04,416 --> 01:20:05,583 - Yeah. - [MAX] Yes. 1379 01:20:05,666 --> 01:20:07,958 [DINEO] Uh, to second chances... 1380 01:20:08,625 --> 01:20:11,750 and new beginnings. And our first double date. 1381 01:20:11,833 --> 01:20:14,250 - [MAX] Hey. There. - Cheers to that. 1382 01:20:15,666 --> 01:20:16,666 Ouch. 1383 01:20:17,375 --> 01:20:19,458 And I want to make a toast to you, Dineo. 1384 01:20:21,083 --> 01:20:22,243 I know I don't deserve you... 1385 01:20:22,291 --> 01:20:23,541 [SCOFFS] 1386 01:20:26,416 --> 01:20:29,000 Um, but thank you for loving me anyway. 1387 01:20:29,083 --> 01:20:30,958 And for bringing us all together. 1388 01:20:31,958 --> 01:20:35,291 And, Noni, thank you for agreeing to this. 1389 01:20:37,291 --> 01:20:39,666 [MAX] You know what? If Dineo's happy, Noni's happy. 1390 01:20:39,750 --> 01:20:41,125 You don't need to speak for me. 1391 01:20:41,208 --> 01:20:42,958 Then maybe you should say something. 1392 01:20:43,041 --> 01:20:44,916 [NONI] Oh, thank you. 1393 01:20:45,708 --> 01:20:47,541 How could you not tell her you were engaged? 1394 01:20:47,625 --> 01:20:48,708 - Noni. - [COUGHS] 1395 01:20:48,791 --> 01:20:50,583 I meant what happened in soccer this weekend. 1396 01:20:50,666 --> 01:20:52,208 That's between us two. 1397 01:20:52,291 --> 01:20:54,958 Are you pro-Israel or pro-Palestine? You know, mild topics. 1398 01:20:55,041 --> 01:20:58,125 But it wasn't between you two when you married someone else. 1399 01:20:58,208 --> 01:21:01,708 And it wasn't between you two when I had to pick her up off the floor 1400 01:21:01,791 --> 01:21:04,166 because she was so drunk and her heart broken over you. 1401 01:21:04,250 --> 01:21:05,625 Why'd you have to say that? 1402 01:21:06,208 --> 01:21:07,375 [PATRONS APPLAUDING] 1403 01:21:07,458 --> 01:21:10,125 Yes. Yes. Yes, yes. 1404 01:21:13,541 --> 01:21:15,125 I think we should go up next. 1405 01:21:15,208 --> 01:21:16,750 You know I don't do the stage. 1406 01:21:16,833 --> 01:21:19,000 We'll go. We'll go. 1407 01:21:19,083 --> 01:21:20,666 - [MAX] Yes? - Yes, let's go, let's go. 1408 01:21:20,750 --> 01:21:23,291 - [MAX] Yeah. Yeah. - [LUNGA] Yeah, okay. 1409 01:21:23,375 --> 01:21:24,458 Couple goals. 1410 01:21:27,791 --> 01:21:28,958 [NONI] Whose side are you on? 1411 01:21:29,041 --> 01:21:30,458 I'm on your side, of course. 1412 01:21:30,541 --> 01:21:33,166 But if you go on like this, you'll lose your friend. 1413 01:21:33,250 --> 01:21:34,833 Oh. [CHUCKLES] 1414 01:21:34,916 --> 01:21:36,500 Cheaters always stick together. 1415 01:21:36,583 --> 01:21:39,333 - Okay, I am not Lunga. - You're all Lunga. [CLICKS TONGUE] 1416 01:21:39,416 --> 01:21:41,083 What are you even saying? What? 1417 01:21:43,083 --> 01:21:44,791 What is happening? 1418 01:21:51,708 --> 01:21:53,458 Are you fucking kidding me right now? 1419 01:21:54,625 --> 01:21:56,291 Are you kidding me? 1420 01:21:57,208 --> 01:21:58,208 [DINEO] Noni! 1421 01:21:58,791 --> 01:22:01,833 [IN SOTHO] No, man. Noni, wait! 1422 01:22:02,458 --> 01:22:05,333 [IN ENGLISH] Noni, Noni, wait, wait, wait. Nondumiso. 1423 01:22:05,416 --> 01:22:06,416 [IN SOTHO] What's wrong? 1424 01:22:06,458 --> 01:22:08,498 [IN ENGLISH] You were supposed to give him a chance. 1425 01:22:08,541 --> 01:22:11,333 - [NONI] I don't trust him. - But he makes me happy. 1426 01:22:11,416 --> 01:22:12,958 No, he makes you feel less alone. 1427 01:22:13,041 --> 01:22:14,916 Okay. What's wrong with that, huh? 1428 01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:16,000 [SCOFFS] 1429 01:22:16,708 --> 01:22:19,083 You're stuck in a fairy tale. 1430 01:22:19,166 --> 01:22:21,250 These guys don't love you, okay? 1431 01:22:21,333 --> 01:22:24,250 They use you and then they throw you away, and you let them. 1432 01:22:24,333 --> 01:22:26,166 That sounds more like you than me, but okay. 1433 01:22:26,250 --> 01:22:28,416 [SCOFFS] Please. No one uses me. 1434 01:22:28,500 --> 01:22:30,916 Really? You? You? 1435 01:22:31,000 --> 01:22:33,125 You getting drunk and hooking up 1436 01:22:33,208 --> 01:22:35,958 with every Tommy, Doomy and Harry that you meet? 1437 01:22:36,541 --> 01:22:39,708 Friend, you're not going to be young and beautiful forever. 1438 01:22:39,791 --> 01:22:42,416 And then what? What will you be left with, hmm? 1439 01:22:42,500 --> 01:22:44,875 My self-respect. For not settling for trash. 1440 01:22:44,958 --> 01:22:46,125 How can you call it "respect" 1441 01:22:46,208 --> 01:22:48,833 when the only difference is you don't get paid for it? 1442 01:22:52,208 --> 01:22:53,708 Noni, that didn't... 1443 01:22:55,416 --> 01:22:57,375 I... [SIGHS] Friend, I didn't mean that. 1444 01:22:59,125 --> 01:23:00,833 [NONI] Do what you always do, okay? 1445 01:23:00,916 --> 01:23:03,166 Take your things. Move in with him. 1446 01:23:03,958 --> 01:23:08,458 But this time... don't come back, because now I'm done. 1447 01:23:17,208 --> 01:23:18,750 [DINEO] Noni... 1448 01:23:40,666 --> 01:23:41,916 [SOFTLY] Noni... 1449 01:23:49,666 --> 01:23:50,666 [DOOR LOCKS] 1450 01:23:58,166 --> 01:23:59,375 It's gonna be okay. 1451 01:24:00,541 --> 01:24:03,958 - Are you sure it's okay if I stay here? - Yeah. Come here. 1452 01:24:07,583 --> 01:24:10,833 Look, I don't want you to ever leave again. Okay? 1453 01:24:11,916 --> 01:24:13,000 Come here. 1454 01:24:16,500 --> 01:24:19,625 [POP SONG PLAYING ON RADIO] 1455 01:24:25,958 --> 01:24:28,208 - [IN XHOSA] ♪ Just hold me, hold me ♪ - [INAUDIBLE] 1456 01:24:28,291 --> 01:24:30,291 ♪ Just touch me, touch me ♪ 1457 01:24:30,375 --> 01:24:34,583 ♪ Just kiss me ♪ 1458 01:24:34,666 --> 01:24:37,375 ♪ Just hold me, hold me ♪ 1459 01:24:37,458 --> 01:24:39,375 ♪ Just touch me, touch me ♪ 1460 01:24:39,458 --> 01:24:43,666 ♪ Just kiss me ♪ 1461 01:24:43,750 --> 01:24:48,916 [IN ENGLISH] ♪ Taking me higher Higher than the day ♪ 1462 01:24:51,833 --> 01:24:58,375 ♪ You're taking me higher Higher than the day ♪ 1463 01:24:58,458 --> 01:25:01,625 - [INAUDIBLE] - [POP SONG CONTINUES] 1464 01:25:22,291 --> 01:25:23,958 Have you ever cheated? 1465 01:25:26,208 --> 01:25:28,041 Yeah, once in varsity. 1466 01:25:28,833 --> 01:25:30,708 - It was a hectic exam. - [CHUCKLES] 1467 01:25:33,166 --> 01:25:36,458 Yeah, we had been dating for, like, a few months. 1468 01:25:38,291 --> 01:25:39,291 Why? 1469 01:25:40,458 --> 01:25:42,166 We were young and stupid. 1470 01:25:42,875 --> 01:25:43,875 And, to be fair, 1471 01:25:43,958 --> 01:25:45,250 [IN XHOSA] she cheated first. 1472 01:25:48,791 --> 01:25:50,000 [SIGHS] 1473 01:25:52,500 --> 01:25:54,375 [IN ENGLISH] Is that what happened to you? 1474 01:26:06,208 --> 01:26:07,291 Wait... 1475 01:26:15,958 --> 01:26:17,666 It's almost morning. 1476 01:26:17,750 --> 01:26:19,416 [IN XHOSA] What does that mean? 1477 01:26:19,500 --> 01:26:20,625 [IN ENGLISH] Get out. 1478 01:26:21,208 --> 01:26:22,208 [IN XHOSA] What? 1479 01:26:22,291 --> 01:26:24,000 - [IN ENGLISH] What happened? - Just go. 1480 01:26:46,833 --> 01:26:49,208 [LUNGA] No, I can only do tonight, that's the thing. 1481 01:26:50,708 --> 01:26:52,541 No, you don't have to do that. 1482 01:26:54,041 --> 01:26:56,833 Okay, fine. Fine. Um... look. 1483 01:26:56,916 --> 01:27:00,958 I'll meet you at the Silver Star Hotel at 8:00. How's that? 1484 01:27:01,041 --> 01:27:02,625 Let me call you back. 1485 01:27:03,875 --> 01:27:05,208 - Hey. - [NERVOUSLY] Hey, baby. 1486 01:27:05,291 --> 01:27:07,708 You... You're back early. How... are you? 1487 01:27:07,791 --> 01:27:09,166 You... You good? 1488 01:27:09,250 --> 01:27:10,625 Yeah. Traffic wasn't bad. 1489 01:27:11,166 --> 01:27:12,458 Who was that? 1490 01:27:12,541 --> 01:27:17,875 Uh, work. You know me. I work, work... I just work. 1491 01:27:17,958 --> 01:27:20,708 They want me to meet some new client tonight. 1492 01:27:20,791 --> 01:27:22,875 - So I have to do that. I know... - Tonight? 1493 01:27:22,958 --> 01:27:25,083 - Yeah. - Can't it wait until the morning? 1494 01:27:25,166 --> 01:27:28,625 No, baby, 'cause tomorrow morning is your birthday. 1495 01:27:28,708 --> 01:27:30,791 And the rest of the day is your birthday as well. 1496 01:27:30,875 --> 01:27:34,166 I don't want to work on your birthday. [STAMMERS] I'm... I'm not gonna. 1497 01:27:34,250 --> 01:27:35,958 Are you hungry? Did you eat? 1498 01:27:36,041 --> 01:27:37,875 I'm hungry. I could eat. You look beautiful. 1499 01:27:37,958 --> 01:27:39,541 I'm gonna make some food, okay? 1500 01:27:51,000 --> 01:27:52,166 [EXHALES] 1501 01:28:23,416 --> 01:28:25,041 [LINE RINGING] 1502 01:28:26,166 --> 01:28:28,291 [CELL PHONE RINGING] 1503 01:28:30,458 --> 01:28:32,375 - Hello? - [DINEO] Hey. 1504 01:28:33,541 --> 01:28:34,916 Hey. 1505 01:28:36,166 --> 01:28:37,291 It's happening again. 1506 01:28:38,500 --> 01:28:41,583 I'm at this hotel 'cause Lunga has this meeting, 1507 01:28:41,666 --> 01:28:43,500 and I'm just sitting at this lobby and... 1508 01:28:44,333 --> 01:28:45,500 [NONI] Which hotel? 1509 01:28:46,875 --> 01:28:48,375 Which hotel? 1510 01:28:50,000 --> 01:28:51,166 His parents? 1511 01:28:51,750 --> 01:28:52,750 What? 1512 01:28:53,333 --> 01:28:57,750 Uh, his parents. I recognize them from the photos, but... 1513 01:28:59,458 --> 01:29:01,291 Why wouldn't he tell me his parents are here? 1514 01:29:04,458 --> 01:29:07,083 Oh, they're here for your surprise party. 1515 01:29:08,500 --> 01:29:11,500 What... what... what surprise? For me? 1516 01:29:11,583 --> 01:29:12,958 [GASPS] 1517 01:29:13,041 --> 01:29:16,291 Baby. Honey, this is amazing. 1518 01:29:16,375 --> 01:29:18,666 You don't call him "honey." 1519 01:29:19,333 --> 01:29:21,625 [SQUEALS AND GIGGLES] 1520 01:29:21,708 --> 01:29:23,083 Why are you dancing? 1521 01:29:23,166 --> 01:29:26,458 [GASPS] What? This is for me? 1522 01:29:26,541 --> 01:29:27,625 [CHUCKLES] For me? 1523 01:29:27,708 --> 01:29:30,208 This is just amazing. 1524 01:29:30,291 --> 01:29:31,708 What is this? 1525 01:29:32,583 --> 01:29:35,500 Oh, my God, you guys. This is... 1526 01:29:35,583 --> 01:29:38,708 [CRYING] 1527 01:29:49,416 --> 01:29:50,416 Okay. 1528 01:29:50,458 --> 01:29:51,938 [LUNGA] Keep following. Almost there. 1529 01:29:52,000 --> 01:29:54,583 - [DINEO] I'm fine. Okay. Okay. - You're good, you're good. 1530 01:29:55,208 --> 01:29:57,791 - What's happening? [CHUCKLES] - There you go. 1531 01:30:01,791 --> 01:30:04,500 [ALL] Surprise! 1532 01:30:04,583 --> 01:30:06,375 [DINEO] Oh, my goodness! Wow! 1533 01:30:07,000 --> 01:30:09,375 - [LUNGA] Happy birthday, baby. - I'm so surprised. 1534 01:30:10,125 --> 01:30:11,583 [IN SOTHO] Mom, Dad, 1535 01:30:11,666 --> 01:30:13,500 [IN ENGLISH] this is Dineo. 1536 01:30:13,583 --> 01:30:15,000 - Hello, Dineo. - Uh... 1537 01:30:15,083 --> 01:30:17,333 Hello, Mama. Nice to meet you. 1538 01:30:18,666 --> 01:30:20,833 You, too. So nice to meet you. 1539 01:30:22,041 --> 01:30:24,250 - [GASPS] Mama. - Yes, my baby. 1540 01:30:24,333 --> 01:30:25,916 [BOTH LAUGHING] 1541 01:30:26,000 --> 01:30:27,750 You know what? You are so lucky 1542 01:30:27,833 --> 01:30:29,153 [IN SOTHO] to have a man like him. 1543 01:30:29,208 --> 01:30:30,708 [IN ENGLISH] My future son-in-law. 1544 01:30:30,791 --> 01:30:33,583 [IN SOTHO] Oh, my goodness. You know, he does things in style. 1545 01:30:33,666 --> 01:30:36,476 [IN ENGLISH] Let me just go check on something with the manager quickly. 1546 01:30:36,500 --> 01:30:37,875 Okay. [CHUCKLES] 1547 01:30:38,708 --> 01:30:41,375 I'm so glad, Duri, you are back together again. 1548 01:30:41,458 --> 01:30:43,041 - You found each other again. - Mmm. 1549 01:30:43,125 --> 01:30:46,500 Now you can buy that big house ya lona, the dream house. Together. 1550 01:30:46,583 --> 01:30:48,291 - Together? - Yes. 1551 01:30:48,375 --> 01:30:50,958 This man is going to look after you, my child. 1552 01:30:51,041 --> 01:30:52,521 [IN SOTHO] He's not like your father. 1553 01:30:52,583 --> 01:30:54,708 - He's committed, and I can tell. - Ah, Mama. 1554 01:30:54,791 --> 01:30:56,583 [CHUCKLES] Um... 1555 01:30:56,666 --> 01:30:58,851 [IN ENGLISH] A few of Lunga's friends want to meet Didi, 1556 01:30:58,875 --> 01:31:00,750 so I'm gonna steal her for a few minutes. 1557 01:31:00,833 --> 01:31:02,291 Yes. 1558 01:31:03,333 --> 01:31:04,416 Right. 1559 01:31:06,875 --> 01:31:09,958 - [DINEO] But who are all these people? - I have no idea. 1560 01:31:12,291 --> 01:31:14,500 [DINEO] I'm actually surprised you came. 1561 01:31:14,583 --> 01:31:17,416 Well, someone has to keep you sane around your mother. 1562 01:31:17,500 --> 01:31:19,375 - Yeah. - You look like a Stepford wife. 1563 01:31:19,458 --> 01:31:20,458 [LAUGHS] 1564 01:31:24,041 --> 01:31:25,875 Noni, I'm so sorry. 1565 01:31:26,375 --> 01:31:28,291 - Friend... - [GLASS CLINKING] 1566 01:31:29,916 --> 01:31:32,625 Dineo, baby, can you please come stand here next to me? 1567 01:31:34,500 --> 01:31:35,791 [STAMMERS] Okay. 1568 01:31:40,416 --> 01:31:41,916 [LUNGA] Yeah, Dineo, come. 1569 01:31:45,625 --> 01:31:48,083 - [DINEO] What is happening? - Um... 1570 01:31:49,000 --> 01:31:53,291 Firstly, I, uh... I want to thank you all for joining us here today. Um... 1571 01:31:54,291 --> 01:31:57,291 Dineo and I have been through a lot as a couple. 1572 01:31:57,375 --> 01:32:00,833 And having you all here to celebrate with us today means so much. 1573 01:32:02,416 --> 01:32:03,916 We've, uh... 1574 01:32:04,000 --> 01:32:07,125 - Yeah, we've had a few bumps on the road. - [ALL CHUCKLING] 1575 01:32:08,750 --> 01:32:10,625 Yeah, so, um... 1576 01:32:12,000 --> 01:32:16,208 Right now I just want to make sure that we we never lose each other again. 1577 01:32:18,666 --> 01:32:22,625 Oh, shit. Everyone take out your phones, 'cause if we miss this, she'll kill us. 1578 01:32:22,708 --> 01:32:23,708 [IN SOTHO] Oh, my child. 1579 01:32:24,583 --> 01:32:26,000 [CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING] 1580 01:32:26,083 --> 01:32:27,708 [IN ENGLISH] Dineo Mudau. 1581 01:32:28,958 --> 01:32:31,416 You fight for love even when it seems impossible. 1582 01:32:32,541 --> 01:32:35,208 You take care of me. You make me a better man. 1583 01:32:36,125 --> 01:32:39,708 And I hope you'll keep doing that for the rest of our lives. 1584 01:32:47,875 --> 01:32:49,208 Will you marry me? 1585 01:32:53,833 --> 01:32:55,541 Say yes. 1586 01:33:00,458 --> 01:33:02,291 [NONI] Okay, put your phones away. 1587 01:33:02,375 --> 01:33:03,750 [LUNGA] Uh, Dineo... 1588 01:33:07,291 --> 01:33:08,791 So proud of my girl. 1589 01:33:11,166 --> 01:33:12,166 Champagne. 1590 01:33:15,208 --> 01:33:16,291 Dineo. 1591 01:33:16,375 --> 01:33:19,583 Dineo, what are you doing? What are you doing? What's going on? 1592 01:33:19,666 --> 01:33:20,833 What the hell was that? 1593 01:33:22,125 --> 01:33:23,666 I followed you last night. 1594 01:33:24,333 --> 01:33:26,708 To the hotel. I followed you, and I know it's crazy, 1595 01:33:26,791 --> 01:33:29,500 but I thought I was gonna walk in on your bachelor party. 1596 01:33:29,583 --> 01:33:30,916 Except it's not crazy, 1597 01:33:31,000 --> 01:33:34,125 because that's exactly what happened. I walked in on your bachelor party, 1598 01:33:34,208 --> 01:33:36,291 - and you married somebody else. - That was then. 1599 01:33:36,375 --> 01:33:38,208 That was then. That's my past. 1600 01:33:38,291 --> 01:33:40,291 I am here with you now. 1601 01:33:40,375 --> 01:33:43,083 - You say you love me, right? - Yeah. 1602 01:33:43,166 --> 01:33:44,666 But you never called me. 1603 01:33:44,750 --> 01:33:46,017 - Does it matter? - Yes, it does. 1604 01:33:46,041 --> 01:33:47,833 - Does it really matter? - It does! 1605 01:33:47,916 --> 01:33:52,916 [SIGHS] When... When in the entire time that we've known each other 1606 01:33:53,000 --> 01:33:54,750 have you shown me that you want me? 1607 01:33:54,833 --> 01:33:57,125 - Not a fill-in girlfriend. - Uh... 1608 01:33:57,208 --> 01:34:00,625 Not somebody who takes care of you, Lunga. Just me. Just me, Dineo. 1609 01:34:00,708 --> 01:34:02,541 Three minutes ago, Dineo. 1610 01:34:02,625 --> 01:34:06,250 Three minutes ago when I got on one knee and I asked you to marry me. 1611 01:34:06,333 --> 01:34:08,916 Which is three months after you got divorced, right? 1612 01:34:09,666 --> 01:34:10,791 [CLICKS TONGUE] Right. 1613 01:34:16,333 --> 01:34:17,875 I'm not in love with you. 1614 01:34:19,541 --> 01:34:20,625 I'm not. 1615 01:34:23,000 --> 01:34:26,666 I'm in love with not being alone. 1616 01:34:30,875 --> 01:34:32,291 [EXHALES] 1617 01:34:56,208 --> 01:34:57,375 [NONI] Didi? 1618 01:35:00,125 --> 01:35:01,333 Dineo. 1619 01:35:13,625 --> 01:35:14,625 [CHUCKLES] 1620 01:35:15,541 --> 01:35:17,041 [DINEO] I don't deserve you, friend. 1621 01:35:17,125 --> 01:35:19,000 [CHUCKLES] Shut up. 1622 01:35:30,541 --> 01:35:31,916 [CELL PHONE CHIMES] 1623 01:35:38,583 --> 01:35:39,708 Oh! 1624 01:35:39,791 --> 01:35:43,958 Lunga's failed proposal has gone viral, and you're no longer Desperate Bae. 1625 01:35:44,041 --> 01:35:47,166 Ugh. Oh, God, I can't believe I did that. 1626 01:35:47,250 --> 01:35:50,666 Oh, you slayed emotional dragons today, friend. 1627 01:35:50,750 --> 01:35:52,083 You should be so proud. 1628 01:35:52,916 --> 01:35:55,291 Noni, being single is fine, right? 1629 01:35:56,500 --> 01:35:57,625 Yeah. 1630 01:35:58,791 --> 01:36:01,916 Sure as hell beats losing the right guy 'cause you're an idiot. 1631 01:36:04,958 --> 01:36:06,750 So bar boy is the right guy? 1632 01:36:10,583 --> 01:36:12,583 - [BLOWS RASPBERRY] - You know what? You know what? 1633 01:36:12,625 --> 01:36:16,041 If I can turn down a marriage proposal today, 1634 01:36:16,125 --> 01:36:17,708 then you, my friend... 1635 01:36:18,833 --> 01:36:21,458 - You can go win your man back. - Mmm. 1636 01:36:21,541 --> 01:36:23,416 Okay. Tomorrow. 1637 01:36:23,500 --> 01:36:25,875 I think we've had enough excitement for one day. 1638 01:36:25,958 --> 01:36:27,583 No, today. Now, actually. 1639 01:36:27,666 --> 01:36:29,041 - Uh-uh, friend. - Yes. 1640 01:36:29,125 --> 01:36:30,875 I've cleaned my face and everything. 1641 01:36:30,958 --> 01:36:34,083 You can do it in five minutes... and he doesn't care. 1642 01:36:34,166 --> 01:36:36,916 - Let's go. Let's go. - [GROANS] 1643 01:36:37,000 --> 01:36:39,083 [MAX] I hope you guys are having a lovely evening. 1644 01:36:39,166 --> 01:36:40,750 - Okay. - Can we talk? 1645 01:36:40,833 --> 01:36:42,166 [IN XHOSA] I'm busy. 1646 01:36:43,500 --> 01:36:47,083 [IN ENGLISH] I'm really sorry about the fight. And for breaking up with you. 1647 01:36:48,791 --> 01:36:52,750 Nothing happened to me, okay? No one broke my heart. 1648 01:36:52,833 --> 01:36:56,166 I just... I've seen so many people destroyed by love that I just... 1649 01:36:56,250 --> 01:36:58,291 I built up walls and I made up rules. 1650 01:36:59,333 --> 01:37:00,583 Did you hear me? 1651 01:37:01,875 --> 01:37:03,541 [IN XHOSA] I hear you, but... 1652 01:37:03,625 --> 01:37:07,000 [IN ENGLISH] How do I really know you're ready to break those walls down? 1653 01:37:09,666 --> 01:37:10,750 Yeah. 1654 01:37:21,583 --> 01:37:23,750 - [INAUDIBLE] - [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 1655 01:37:34,750 --> 01:37:35,958 [EXHALES HEAVILY] 1656 01:37:39,291 --> 01:37:41,625 [ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1657 01:37:45,583 --> 01:37:46,583 [EXHALES] 1658 01:37:54,041 --> 01:37:58,458 [SOFTLY] ♪ I love you ♪ 1659 01:37:59,958 --> 01:38:02,500 ♪ So much ♪ 1660 01:38:03,833 --> 01:38:09,125 ♪ I love you so... ♪ 1661 01:38:11,833 --> 01:38:18,125 [LOUDER] ♪ I love you so much ♪ 1662 01:38:19,833 --> 01:38:26,166 ♪ I love you so much ♪ 1663 01:38:26,250 --> 01:38:27,833 - [INAUDIBLE] - [MUSIC CONTINUES] 1664 01:38:27,916 --> 01:38:31,000 ♪ You are the one for me ♪ 1665 01:38:31,791 --> 01:38:34,500 ♪ And I am the one for you ♪ 1666 01:38:35,833 --> 01:38:40,750 ♪ I love you ♪ 1667 01:38:44,041 --> 01:38:49,708 ♪ I love you ♪ 1668 01:38:50,375 --> 01:38:51,666 ♪ So much ♪ 1669 01:38:52,666 --> 01:38:54,708 ♪ I need you ♪ 1670 01:38:54,791 --> 01:38:56,916 ♪ I want you ♪ 1671 01:38:57,000 --> 01:38:58,500 ♪ I love you ♪ 1672 01:39:01,166 --> 01:39:03,666 [PATRONS CHEERING AND APPLAUDING] 1673 01:39:11,416 --> 01:39:12,416 [ALL] Yes! Yes! 1674 01:39:16,708 --> 01:39:18,416 Please get me off the stage. 1675 01:39:18,500 --> 01:39:19,791 Yeah, wanna get off? 1676 01:39:19,875 --> 01:39:21,541 - You're gonna have to carry me. - Okay. 1677 01:39:21,625 --> 01:39:23,375 - Okay. - No problem. 1678 01:39:24,541 --> 01:39:25,666 Show's over. 1679 01:39:25,750 --> 01:39:27,250 Okay, here we go. 1680 01:39:27,333 --> 01:39:29,208 [IN XHOSA] For someone without a place to stay, 1681 01:39:29,291 --> 01:39:30,771 [IN ENGLISH] you have a lot of stuff. 1682 01:39:30,833 --> 01:39:32,833 At least now there's room for you, Maxie, right? 1683 01:39:32,916 --> 01:39:35,125 - [NONI] No way! What? No. - [MAX] Yeah. 1684 01:39:35,208 --> 01:39:37,375 - Why? - No, no one's moving anywhere. 1685 01:39:37,458 --> 01:39:40,708 Okay, you guys, I think that's it. That's everything, yeah. 1686 01:39:40,791 --> 01:39:42,958 - Are you sure you've got this? - Yeah, promise. 1687 01:39:43,041 --> 01:39:45,708 I think we should go before she changes her mind. 1688 01:39:45,791 --> 01:39:48,000 - Yeah, let's do that. - [GIGGLING] 1689 01:39:49,041 --> 01:39:50,833 Mmm. You're gonna miss me, aren't you? 1690 01:39:50,916 --> 01:39:52,166 - No. - Yes. 1691 01:39:52,250 --> 01:39:53,250 - No. - Yes. 1692 01:39:53,875 --> 01:39:54,750 [KISSES] 1693 01:39:54,833 --> 01:39:56,666 - Max's turn. Come here, Max. - Yeah. 1694 01:39:57,791 --> 01:39:58,791 Take care of my friend. 1695 01:39:58,875 --> 01:39:59,958 - I will. - Promise? 1696 01:40:00,041 --> 01:40:01,458 - Yeah. - Good. 1697 01:40:02,166 --> 01:40:03,791 - Let's get out of here. - [DINEO] Bye. 1698 01:40:03,875 --> 01:40:05,000 Bye, babes. 1699 01:40:07,166 --> 01:40:09,125 [SIGHS] 1700 01:40:11,875 --> 01:40:13,041 Okay. 1701 01:40:25,833 --> 01:40:26,833 [CHUCKLES] 1702 01:40:46,291 --> 01:40:50,000 - [MELLOW SONG PLAYING] - ♪ Ooh, yeah ♪ 1703 01:40:51,000 --> 01:40:54,916 ♪ Ooh, yeah ♪ 1704 01:40:56,208 --> 01:41:00,416 ♪ Open your ears And tell me what you hear ♪ 1705 01:41:01,250 --> 01:41:04,833 ♪ Can you hear the power of your voice? ♪ 1706 01:41:05,583 --> 01:41:09,750 ♪ Open your heart And tell me what you feel ♪ 1707 01:41:10,583 --> 01:41:14,416 ♪ Can you feel the power of your choice? ♪ 1708 01:41:14,500 --> 01:41:16,708 ♪ The choice you made to fall in love ♪ 1709 01:41:16,791 --> 01:41:22,750 ♪ Replace the hate And break the chains apart, yeah ♪ 1710 01:41:23,708 --> 01:41:27,416 ♪ So take a breath, take it deep Release the pain ♪ 1711 01:41:27,500 --> 01:41:32,750 ♪ Set yourself free From the ugly in this world ♪ 1712 01:41:32,833 --> 01:41:36,875 - ♪ 'Cause you're beautiful ♪ - ♪ Love yourself ♪ 1713 01:41:36,958 --> 01:41:41,750 - ♪ Protect yourself ♪ - ♪ Yes, you're beautiful ♪ 1714 01:41:41,833 --> 01:41:46,166 - ♪ 'Cause you're beautiful ♪ - ♪ Love yourself ♪ 1715 01:41:46,250 --> 01:41:50,875 - ♪ Protect yourself ♪ - ♪ Yes, you're beautiful ♪ 1716 01:41:51,791 --> 01:41:52,791 [CLUB SONG PLAYING] 1717 01:41:52,875 --> 01:41:55,291 [IN ZULU] ♪ I am leaving with my man Where are the men? ♪ 1718 01:41:55,375 --> 01:41:59,500 ♪ I am leaving with my man Where are the men? ♪ 1719 01:41:59,583 --> 01:42:03,541 ♪ I am leaving with my man Where are the men? ♪ 1720 01:42:03,625 --> 01:42:05,625 ♪ I am leaving with my man ♪ 1721 01:42:05,708 --> 01:42:07,750 ♪ Up in the club All that we see ♪ 1722 01:42:07,833 --> 01:42:09,833 ♪ We see the mistresses ♪ 1723 01:42:09,916 --> 01:42:11,916 ♪ We wake up at six in the morning ♪ 1724 01:42:12,000 --> 01:42:13,916 ♪ We throw our panties in a bag ♪ 1725 01:42:14,000 --> 01:42:15,666 ♪ If you don't pay, you can't go in ♪ 1726 01:42:15,750 --> 01:42:17,875 ♪ We see the mistresses ♪ 1727 01:42:17,958 --> 01:42:19,833 ♪ We wake up at six in the morning ♪ 1728 01:42:19,916 --> 01:42:21,750 ♪ We throw our panties in a bag ♪ 1729 01:42:21,833 --> 01:42:24,083 ♪ If you don't pay, you can't go in ♪ 1730 01:42:24,166 --> 01:42:26,000 {\an8}♪ We see the mistresses ♪ 1731 01:42:26,083 --> 01:42:27,708 {\an8}♪ We wake up at six in the morning ♪ 1732 01:42:27,791 --> 01:42:29,916 {\an8}♪ We throw our panties in a bag ♪ 1733 01:42:30,000 --> 01:42:32,000 {\an8}♪ If you don't pay you can't go in ♪ 1734 01:42:32,083 --> 01:42:34,166 {\an8}♪ We see the mistresses ♪ 1735 01:42:34,250 --> 01:42:35,958 ♪ We wake up at six in the morning ♪ 1736 01:42:36,041 --> 01:42:38,000 ♪ We throw our panties in a bag ♪ 1737 01:42:38,083 --> 01:42:40,083 ♪ If you don't pay, you can't go in ♪ 1738 01:42:40,166 --> 01:42:43,833 ♪ I am leaving with my man Where are the men? ♪ 1739 01:42:43,916 --> 01:42:48,000 ♪ I am leaving with my man Where are the men? ♪ 1740 01:42:48,083 --> 01:42:51,958 ♪ I am leaving with my man Where are the men? ♪ 1741 01:42:52,041 --> 01:42:54,625 ♪ I am leaving with my man Where are the men? ♪ 1742 01:42:54,708 --> 01:42:56,750 ♪ Up in the club All that we see ♪ 1743 01:42:56,833 --> 01:42:59,958 ♪ We see the mistresses We wake up at six in the morning ♪ 1744 01:43:00,041 --> 01:43:02,750 ♪ We throw our panties in a bag... ♪ 1745 01:43:03,291 --> 01:43:07,625 {\an8}[IN TSWANA] Slate 415, take three. 1746 01:43:13,375 --> 01:43:15,583 - [MAX SNORING] - Oh! 1747 01:43:17,750 --> 01:43:18,916 [LAUGHING] 1748 01:43:19,000 --> 01:43:20,666 [IN ENGLISH] Room Pollux. 1749 01:43:21,333 --> 01:43:22,333 [NONI] What? 1750 01:43:23,416 --> 01:43:24,333 [BOTH] Pollux. 1751 01:43:24,416 --> 01:43:25,583 Okay, let's go. 1752 01:43:26,208 --> 01:43:29,333 Two more boxes of condoms for Room Pollux, please. 1753 01:43:30,625 --> 01:43:31,625 Yeah. 1754 01:43:33,333 --> 01:43:34,875 [LAUGHING] 1755 01:43:36,666 --> 01:43:39,750 Mandisa, Pollux. [LAUGHING] 1756 01:43:40,958 --> 01:43:44,083 {\an8}My safe word is "beetroot." I said it three times. 1757 01:43:45,625 --> 01:43:49,083 {\an8}[IN ZULU] Oh, you girls look beautiful. 1758 01:43:49,833 --> 01:43:51,083 {\an8}[ALL LAUGHING] 1759 01:43:58,041 --> 01:43:59,666 {\an8}- [IN ENGLISH] No, guys. - [ALL LAUGHING] 1760 01:44:02,125 --> 01:44:03,666 {\an8}[MAN] Clapper board set. 1761 01:44:03,750 --> 01:44:05,958 {\an8}Girl, is your father a terrorist? 1762 01:44:07,041 --> 01:44:09,583 {\an8}'Cause that ass is the bomb. 1763 01:44:09,666 --> 01:44:11,458 {\an8}Are you a piece of cake? 1764 01:44:13,416 --> 01:44:15,750 {\an8}'Cause I want a piece of that. 1765 01:44:15,833 --> 01:44:17,416 {\an8}- That's a terrible line. - Yeah. 1766 01:44:17,500 --> 01:44:19,375 {\an8}- [ALL LAUGHING] - Can you try the other one? 1767 01:44:19,458 --> 01:44:22,541 {\an8}- [MAN] Is your dad's name "Oliver"? - Why... 1768 01:44:23,083 --> 01:44:26,916 {\an8}[MAN] 'Cause you gonna be all over this... 1769 01:44:28,708 --> 01:44:29,708 {\an8}dick. 1770 01:44:29,791 --> 01:44:30,958 [CREW MEMBER LAUGHING] 1771 01:44:35,333 --> 01:44:37,559 {\an8}[CREW MEMBER] Let's redefine that so it's more prominent. 1772 01:44:37,583 --> 01:44:38,916 {\an8}[ALL LAUGHING] 1773 01:44:40,583 --> 01:44:42,503 {\an8}[CREW MEMBER] All right, we're gonna do it again. 1774 01:44:42,583 --> 01:44:44,708 {\an8}- [ALL LAUGHING] - [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 1775 01:44:44,791 --> 01:44:49,083 {\an8}And, Dineo, I just... I want to make sure that we never lose each other again. 1776 01:44:51,458 --> 01:44:53,298 {\an8}[NONI] Holy shit. Pull out your phones, please. 1777 01:44:53,333 --> 01:44:55,041 {\an8}If we miss this, she's gonna kill us. 1778 01:44:58,208 --> 01:44:59,583 {\an8}[NONI LAUGHING] 1779 01:45:01,833 --> 01:45:03,083 {\an8}- Yeah! - [DISH CLATTERS] 1780 01:45:03,958 --> 01:45:06,375 {\an8}Even me. I quit. 1781 01:45:07,791 --> 01:45:09,708 {\an8}- And then? - [NONI] We're going, man. 1782 01:45:16,041 --> 01:45:18,458 {\an8}Was this your perfect wedding? [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] 1783 01:45:18,541 --> 01:45:21,583 {\an8}- [WOMAN] Next time, say it first. - [MAN] Go and try again. 1784 01:45:22,208 --> 01:45:23,458 {\an8}[CLEARS THROAT] Um... 1785 01:45:25,958 --> 01:45:28,208 {\an8}- I was gonna call you. I just... - You know... 1786 01:45:29,625 --> 01:45:31,345 {\an8}- [LUNGA] I wanna explain to you... - Sorry. 1787 01:45:31,916 --> 01:45:33,958 {\an8}Dineo, just let me explain that I was gonna... 1788 01:45:34,625 --> 01:45:35,875 {\an8}I got divorced! 1789 01:45:35,958 --> 01:45:38,125 {\an8}- [WOMAN] What? - [MAN] What? 1790 01:45:39,750 --> 01:45:41,375 {\an8}[ALL LAUGHING] 1791 01:45:48,208 --> 01:45:49,768 {\an8}[CREW MEMBER] All right, still rolling. 1792 01:45:50,333 --> 01:45:52,458 {\an8}Still rolling. Reset. Still rolling. 1793 01:45:54,208 --> 01:45:55,250 {\an8}All right, let's go. 1794 01:45:55,916 --> 01:45:57,916 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 146700