All language subtitles for Rosehaven s04e06.eng

Come on!

If we're going to have a relaxing,
peaceful stroll to work

on this beautiful morning,

we need to leave right now!

DANIEL: Coming!

Can you believe it? No coat.

- No gloves.
- (CLOSES DOOR)

- It's a miracle.
- Rosehaven can get hot.

Well, it's not hot, but it is not cold.

I can't even see my breath. (EXHALES)

- UV's already at 2.
- Is that high?

Once it gets above
3, I'll need protection.

- How high does it go?
- 11.

Why didn't they just stop at an even 10?

I don't know. Climate
change? Spinal Tap?

What happens if you're
outside when it's 11?

- Instant cremation.
- Cool.

My fingers are free.

Feel the air, boys!

- Your fingers are boys?
- Aren't yours?

Never really thought about it.

- What is that for?
- Hm?

- It's not raining.
- Yeah, I can see that.

- It's for the sun.
- That's not what it's for.

- That's an umbrella. It's for rain.
- This is an SPF-55+ umbrella.

And it's quicker than
putting on sunscreen.

- Oh! It's a parasol.
- No.

An umbrella that protects you
from the sun is a parasol.

And it's fine that you have a parasol.
Just be cool with it.

- I am cool with it, but this is 55...
- (HORN HONKS)

- MAN: It's not raining, mate!
- I know!

It's a parasol!

You're welcome.

? Yeah, we know ?

? Even if we had so far to go ?

? Even if the pace is slow ?

? Well,
I'll be coming home to you again ?

? If we find ?

? Something to feel that we belong ?

? If we could right all the wrongs ?

? Well, I'll be coming
home to you again. ?

"A light umbrella used to give
shade from the sun." It's a parasol.

- It's not.
- That's what they are.

Just because they're usually lacy
and held by ladies in white gloves

walking on a pier in the olden
days doesn't make any difference.

- Morning, Mrs Marsh.
- Morning.

- Uh, you look...
- Yes?

EMMA: Nice.

New outfit?

No. It's hot.

Well, you look great.

- Morning.
- Morning.

You don't have an "It's hot" outfit,
Barbara?

I'm only wearing one thermal.

Is it raining?

- It's for the sun!
- (DOORS SLIDE)

- Ding-dong!
- Kerry!

- Right on the buzzer!
- We just walked in.

I know. I saw you walk in.

- That's why I walked in.
- Oh.

How's the land going? Is it hard?
Out there on the land?

It's fine.

Do you have any baby
lambs at the moment?

- Baby lambs?
- Oh, yeah, I guess just lambs.

Lambs are baby sheep, right?

Holy shit! How can people eat lamb,
knowing it's, you know, a lamb?

Only got geese at the moment.

- Ugh, pass.
- Right. Well.

Here's my rent. Few days early.

Came in to get some ice.

It's a scorcher out there.

EMMA: I wouldn't say that.
It's not like it's 11.

Kerry, sorry,
you are allowed to pay with cash,

but don't you think it'd be
easier if you paid with card

or via online banking?

Then you wouldn't have to deal with
so much cash, and neither would we.

$1,200.

I don't trust banks.

You give 'em your money and they
turn it into a number on the screen.

Then you just have to believe
that they're looking after it.

Yeah, well, it's safer than putting
all your money in a mattress.

It's not in a mattress. It's in my...

- You almost got me.
- I wasn't trying to get you.

And the fact you almost
told me is another reason

you should put it in the bank.

- Golf bag. Garden shed.
- Close.

- Pot plant.
- Stop guessing.

- Can you please just think about it?
- I will.

Oh, Kerry, wait, I have to issue you
a receipt for receiving the cash.

Oh, no, it's fine. I trust you.
I'll see you in a month.

Again, if you used online banking,
you could save yourself a trip.

You don't like me coming in?

No, I don't not like you coming in.

- It'd just...
- Be better if you didn't.

Not better, just... easier.

- I love it when you come in.
- You love it when I come in?

Can you please just think
about the bank thing?

- Whoo!
- What are you doing?

How often do I get to touch
this much actual money?

I'll tell ya, never.

I wasn't even allowed to be the
banker when we played Monopoly.

- Take some photos of me.
- No. Put it in the safe.

In a minute. Ooh, hey.

Great job today.

- OK, now you do it to me.
- Nuh.

Come on! And say, "There's
plenty more where that came from."

No, and no photos.

I don't know why anyone would
brag they've got a heap of cash.

Just increases the
odds someone'll steal it.

It's gangsta!

Boss!

Bitchin'...

- Ugh!
- I don't know. I got old. Shut up.

You could have backed me up, by the way.

I don't know why you care
what she does with her money.

Well, because it's unnecessary
work and risk for us.

You just have to walk it
from here to the bank.

What is it, like, 200 metres?

Well, it doesn't matter
if it's across the road.

As long as I have cash on me,
someone could steal it.

You're so paranoid. How's anyone
gonna know you've got cash on you?

It's not like it's a beachball.

Well, it'd just be my luck
that the one time I get robbed,

I'm carrying an envelope of cash.

Great luck for the robber, though.

- Relax. I'll take it to the bank.
- Oh, you will, will you?

Because you've lost $100
in the last five seconds.

Oop!

It's brilliant. No-one would suspect me.

Plus, I don't give off paranoid
"Please rob me" vibes.

My vibe is somewhere between
"you probably shouldn't mess with me"

and "of course I would
like to pat your dog".

OK, we'll go together, but...

..you can carry it.

- Yes.
- Let's go.

Oh, we'll go when we get lunch.

OK, so you're gonna put it in the safe,
then?

Yes, in a minute.

Please take this seriously.

You got it.

I'm just gonna burn one
note to light my cigar.

In the safe!

Yep, so if you already
had an air conditioner,

it'd be up to us to get it fixed,
but it's not our job to install one.

MAN: Well, the fault
is that it's not there!

Yeah, well,
not existing is not a fault, sorry.

There was one, but it was stolen.

OK, so now your air
conditioner's been stolen?

Well, then call the police.

(COINS CLINK)

Hey, Mrs Marsh.

Here's some money for an ice cream.

Oh, that's so nice of you.

Here's $3 for an ice cream.

Oh, that's OK, Mrs Marsh.

That's so lovely of you, Mrs Marsh.

Daniel would be very rude to refuse.

Thank you.

(DOOR OPENS)

- That's so nice!
- I don't want to take money off her.

- I feel bad.
- It's not about what you feel.

It's about making her feel good

because she gave us money for ice cream.

I don't know many things, but I know

if a nice old lady gives
you cash for an ice cream,

you get a goddamn ice cream.

- Now, let's go get 'em.
- You can get one at lunch.

The money is from a colleague,
so it's work-related.

No.

Well, we really should
deposit that rent.

- Oh, nice try.
- Hey, you said it yourself.

The longer we have the money,

the bigger the chance
it could get stolen.

OK, fine. We'll go.

And if we happen to get an ice
cream on the way, so be it.

Wow! I have never seen
this many people out.

You guys are really not
equipped for when it's warm.

- You mean hot?
- It's warm at best.

I'm just not wearing gloves. That's it.

Oh! Greg got overexcited.

It is cool to see some elbows, though.

You never normally see
anyone's arms around here.

Hey, shouldn't we go to the bank first,
then get an ice cream?

This'll throw 'em off the scent.

You put me in charge of the package,
and this is how I want to handle it.

Or I could just give it to you now in
front of everyone, in broad daylight!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Gosh, I should have figured out
what I wanted before I got here.

What's a good breakfast ice cream?

WOMAN: Close the lid!

You're letting all the cold out.

- Where's your ice cream?
- Oh, I got pasta sauce.

What?

I didn't feel like an ice cream
and we're out of pasta sauce.

Well, that's too bad. That's what
the money was for, very specifically.

"Here's some money. Go get an
ice cream." That's what she said.

Not, "You look like you could
use some bolognaise. It's on me."

What does it matter what I spent it on?

'Cause it does!

It was money for ice cream.
You'll hurt her feelings.

Oh, Mrs Marsh won't know what I bought.

- It's still wrong.
- Agree to disagree.

I do not.

OK, well, then you can have
pasta without sauce for dinner.

- (PHONE CHIMES)
- Oh, shit!

Forgot Ms Phillips is coming in to
sign a lease. Let's run to the bank.

Well, let's walk to the bank,
but in a non-suspicious way at pace.

- I can do it.
- By yourself?

Yes. I am a capable businesswoman.

OK. Well, don't talk to anyone.
Don't go anywhere else.

- Just go straight to the bank.
- OK.

I might take a short cut through a
bunch of dark alleyways. Or Vegas.

Straight to the bank.

- WOMAN: It's not raining, mate.
- It's for the sun!

I'll be fine.

They call me The Deliverer.

Can you? Call me that?

- You're The Deliverer.
- Yes!

- Oh, hello, Emma.
- Hi.

Boiling outside, isn't it?

I wouldn't say that, but sure.

I put my pyjamas in the freezer
before I left this morning

so it would be nice
and cool for tonight.

In a bag. Obviously.

Right.

- How can I help you?
- I would like to make a deposit.

If possible,
could I give it to you in a handshake?

I... guess so.

- I'll still have to count it, though.
- That's fine.

Oh, no.

- What did you get?
- Hm?

Oh, uh...

..a bubblegum topper.

It was, uh, very nice. Thank you.

Hey! What did I tell you?

You melt it, you bought it.

You haven't, uh,
found anything left in here, have you?

I might have dropped something.
It would have looked like an envelope.

I mean, it IS an envelope.

Stop breathing on the ice creams!

It's fine, Jayde! They're in packets!

- What'd you get?
- How'd you go?

Rainbow and fine.

OK, great. Thanks for that.

I can't hold it in anymore. I lost it.

Shh!

- You what?
- I lost the money.

I don't know how it happened.
It must have fallen out of my bag.

All I know is it wasn't in there
when I got to the bank and I'm sorry.

- Oh, my God, Em.
- Or I was robbed.

Actually, I am the victim here.

- I told you to be careful.
- I know.

(SIGHS) What should you
have done differently?

- Been more careful.
- Exactly.

Stop rubbing it in and help me.
Barbara's gonna fire me.

- She won't.
- Of course she will. I would.

She won't if you have the money.

Yes, but I don't.

Well, then it's lucky that I...

What?

..have the money.

You'd pay for it? For me? I didn't
know you had that kind of money.

You make such a big deal
when I leave the lights on.

No, no, no. I got it from you.

Are you listening? I don't have it.

Yeah, you're ruining my reveal.
I took the money from you.

The... the rent money.

I wish I could have seen your
face at the bank. (LAUGHS)

- I was teaching you a lesson!
- You scared the crap out of me!

You put your bag down to get an ice
cream and I took the envelope out.

- Anyone could have done it.
- You are lucky that I hate running.

What'd you learn?

Not to trust you.

- To be more careful.
- (SIGHS)

Where is it?

You think you're hot shit, don't you?

I do.

Thank you for the ice cream, Mrs Marsh.

You didn't swallow
the top, did you, Daniel?

- What?
- Sorry?

The bubblegum at the top.
You shouldn't swallow it.

Oh, uh, all good.

I spat it safely into a bin.

Really?

- Yes. I know how bubblegum works.
- (DOOR OPENS)

BARBARA: Daniel?

What can I unplug to
get the fan working?

Not the modem.

Emma, will you duck out
and get me an ice cream?

- Uh, what type?
- Banana.

I think you're making a mistake,
but I'll do it.

So, why did you tell Mrs
Marsh you got an ice cream?

I don't know. I just did.

You lied because you know
you should have got one.

That was a sacred contract you broke.

That pasta sauce you got
is probably gonna be off,

or full of beetles or
something, at best.

You're just trying to make me feel bad

because you're angry
I taught you a lesson.

I'm not.

If you feel bad, it's 'cause you
know you might have cursed yourself.

All for a jar of pasta sauce,
which isn't even a dessert.

- We'd run out!
- You have to make it right.

I don't have to do anything
except deposit this money

and avoid the sun.

- (DOOR CLOSES)
- Oh, you're back again, Emma.

- Did you find it?
- Well...

Oh, just to be clear, it was never lost.

McCallum Real Estate takes care
of its customers' finances.

- Um...
- He's got some money to deposit.

- Oh, no.
- Yes?

- No.
- What?

- One second.
- OK, I learnt my lesson.

Stop messing around and give
the nice lady the money.

My name's Jocelyn, we've met,
and I'm wearing a name tag.

I know that, Jocelyn.
It's just a turn of phrase.

- It's not in here.
- Good one.

- You took it.
- What?

Oh, don't act all innocent.
What did you do with it?

I didn't do anything.

You clearly took it out of my bag
while I was helping Mum with the fan.

- Have you seriously lost the money?
- No, because you stole it!

I didn't!

I would advise against
raising your voice in a bank.

We have an alarm now.

Yes, Emma, stop making a
scene and give her the money.

- Jocelyn.
- I know, Jocelyn.

- I swear, I don't have it.
- Swear on Mrs Marsh's life.

- Why Mrs Marsh?
- I don't know. Just do it.

I swear on Mrs Marsh's life
I didn't take the money.

Oh, God, I lost the money.

Do you remember dropping it?

Of course I don't remember dropping it.

If I knew I'd dropped it,
I would have picked it up.

Sometimes the umbrella can
block my peripheral vision.

Maybe someone could have
reached in and grabbed it.

What?

Nothing. It's just...

..maybe you shouldn't try
and teach people lessons.

Or maybe you should listen when
people tell you to buy an ice cream.

Yeah, this is not my fault.
What are we gonna do?

Well, we look for it and we find
it or you pay back the money.

- Why me?
- Because you lost it.

- I only lost it after YOU lost it.
- I didn't lose it.

- You took it from me.
- You still lost it.

- You touched it last.
- (SIGHS)

Right, let's just go back to the office.

Maybe it's there and everything's fine.

Wait, we have to go to the shop first.

Why?

You think we should
go back to the office

without Barbara's money
AND her ice cream?

Oh!

- Whoo!
- W-w-what are you doing?!

It's quicker.

(SIGHS) Banana. What a waste.

- Should we go to the police?
- No.

Maybe we can get it back before
anyone finds out that we...

- You.
- ..lost it.

I think you should get an ice cream too.

- And lose even more money?
- Yes.

I think that's why this has happened.

You refused the kindness of ice
cream and now you're cursed.

- That's ridiculous.
- Fine.

But I still think you
should get an ice cream.

G'day, Jayde. That lot, thanks.

Give us some sunglasses as well.

- Is it your birthday, Phil?
- No!

Ah, avocados!

Four. Not enough.

Six! Too many.

That's $41.50. Will
that be cash or card?

Cash.

Keep the change.

- You seeing this?
- Seeing what?

Isn't it a beautiful day?

Have an avocado. On me.

It's not a race.

- Phil took it. Of course he did.
- How can we prove it?

- I don't know.
- Why don't you go talk to Phil?

- Try and get him to confess.
- Are you gonna come?

I'm gonna deliver this
terribly flavoured ice cream,

then try and find any witnesses
who saw him pick it up.

- Yeah. Yeah, alright.
- Oh.

And I've got a way we can make some
money if we need to pay it back.

What is it?

- Doesn't matter.
- Just tell me.

No, 'cause I haven't decided
if I'll go through with it.

- And I don't want to be locked in.
- OK. Is that 'cause your idea sucks?

I'm trying to help you.

You're right. I'm sorry.

Hey!

Yes?

What are the chances the one sunny day

is the day you have to be outside heaps?

Yeah, it sucks. Was that it?

I'm just saying.

We're never usually outside this much,

and normally you wouldn't
mind being outside, but today...

- Yeah, I'd rather be inside.
- Yeah, but you can't be, because...

- I'm gonna go.
- It was worth noting!

- I don't know if it was.
- I mean, what are the chances?

- Yes, it's very unlucky.
- It's very unlucky!

The one day!

- Beer, Phil?
- A Manhattan, I think.

- What's that?
- Look it up, on the internet.

Manhattan. (SIGHS) They're expensive.

I'm worth it.

Where'd you get the money?

- That's a very personal question.
- It is.

I'm just curious, is all, because I...

..like money.

Now you're being weird.

What's your position on, um...

..finders keepers?

Losers weepers.

OK, I'm just gonna ask you straight-up.

Did you find an envelope of cash today?

What?

'Cause if you did, you
have to give it back.

Well, what's left of it.

- What are you on about?
- I know you took it, Phil.

You never order anything but
beer unless it's happy hour.

They took away the free
pretzels because of you.

Oh, pretzels again!

It's my own money.

I took a bit extra out of the
bank today because it's boiling.

What do you mean?

People put money aside for a rainy day,

but if we did that around here,
we'd be broke constantly.

I put a bit away for a hot day.

And this is the first one
we've had for about six years.

And I plan to make the most of it,
if that's alright with you.

- So you didn't take it?
- No.

But now I know there's an envelope
of cash lying about the joint,

I'll keep my eyes peeled.

And if you find it,
you'll give it to me?

Who can say what'll
happen in the future?

- Thank you!
- Enjoy your Manhattan.

I shall.

I don't have any cherries. Uh...

Do you want a jelly bean?

Yes!

- Hot, isn't it?
- Apparently.

- Could I interest you in a cold drink?
- Are you selling lemonade?

No, homemade lemonade is gross.
Too lemony, not even fizzy.

Bleh! On a day like today,
you need something refreshing.

Then what's that?

Riesling. That'll be five bucks.

And I need the mug back. It's Barbara's.

Hey. You've been out a bit today.

I don't suppose you've seen
an envelope on the ground

or Phil doing any pickpocketing?

I saw a dead bird.

OK, thanks. Well, keep your eyes peeled.

And don't forget the mug.

Hey, Damien!
Could I interest you in a cold drink?

- Um...
- Only six bucks.

- For lemonade?
- Riesling.

Well, I've been super busy today.

Lot of people having trouble
with their split systems.

They can't make 'em do cooling.

- A riesling actually sounds great.
- Excellent choice.

And not just because
that's all I've got.

And you have to return the mug.

Hey, I don't suppose
you've heard of anyone

finding a large amount
of cash today or...

Uh, no.

Hey, Dan. Cool parasol.

Oh, it's a... it doesn't matter.

- This was your plan?
- Yep.

Damien, could you give us a sec, please?

Don't scare off my customers.

I don't think it was Phil.

Oh. Well,
no-one's seen anything on the street.

I saw a kid throw a water
balloon at another kid

and it hit that kid in the head,
but it didn't burst.

No-one has seen any money.

OK, best friend to best friend,
did you take it?

I've already sworn on Mrs Marsh's life.

- Yeah, but she's getting on.
- I didn't take it.

I also didn't take anything.

OK, did you spend it and you're
trying to avoid owning up

through the use of semantics?

No, and if you hadn't played a
prank on me, we wouldn't have lost it.

Or if you hadn't brought all
this bad luck on us because

you didn't buy an ice cream
when you were supposed to.

Oh! Stop going on about the ice cream.

- What if I was lactose-intolerant?
- Icy poles count.

Fine. It happened because
I didn't buy an ice cream.

- Now the universe hates me. Are you happy?
- Yes.

So, what do we do?

Damien, can you take over the stand?

Sure.

This is so dumb.

- And they only had coffee ones left.
- You like coffee.

I like hot coffee.

As soon as it drops below hot,
I stop liking it.

It doesn't matter.
It's an ice cream. Now eat it.

What if I drop it by accident?

The universe will know if
it's not a real accident.

I don't know if I've ever watched
someone eat an ice cream before.

I do not like it.

Good job. How do you feel?

- I've got an ice cream headache.
- Well.

Excuse me. Did you drop this?

Littering is disgusting!
You ought to be ashamed!

What is it?

Mum, we lost Kerry's rent money.

It was stolen. Maybe.

Anyway, it's gone.

So I guess we'll try and get an
extra job on Sundays to make it back.

And I've made $11 already.

It's not gone.

What?

It's in the safe.

I saw it sticking out of your bag,
I grabbed it and put it away.

Someone could steal it.

And you didn't think to tell me?

Well, this way, I feel like
you won't let it happen again.

Ha!

- Happy with bolognaise for dinner?
- If it doesn't have beetles in it.

Nah, I think the universe
is cool with you now.

Good.

I probably won't sleep tonight, though,

'cause I'm still wired
from that ice cream.

Penance for your crimes.

Once again,
ice cream solves the world's problems.

Now let's go. I am
bloody ready for a wine.

- Ding-dong!
- Kerry. You're back.

Any lambs in the car? If not, why not?

No, they chew on the headrests.

Thought about what you said.
Maybe you're right.

Maybe it's not such a good idea to
have all that cash lying around.

Behind the fridge?

Oh! Thank you, Kerry.
That's really good news.

That's why I've brought in my
next 12 months' worth of rent.

Are you ready for us to
find the love of our lives?

- On three.
- BOTH: One, two, three.

- You don't want to sound desperate.
- I am desperate. She's my only match.

If I was on a date at the pub tonight,

would you come over and meet
them and tell me what you think?

I'll meet them.

- Daniel?
- Farrah, hi.

So, do you want kids?

Have you seen tomorrow's forecast?

Nine degrees. Not even double figures.

- That's all we get, one warm day?
- I'm glad.

Probably for the best.

I worry about Mrs Marsh in the heat.

And what she might wear.

Damien, I am impressed
by your work ethic,

but why don't you shut
up shop and join us?

Nah, I think there's gonna be a rush

now that people are getting off work.

OK.

You know what? I'm gonna
make you Employee of the Month.

You've only been open a day.

You're that good.

Thank you.

- Is this legal?
- Nuh.

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