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POHjOLA-FILMI AND
CINENORD KIDSTORY PRESENT
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Miisu Siltanen.
Congratulations.
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A FILM BY MARI RANTASILA
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Mai Hukkinen.
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Congratulations.
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Are you getting pictures?
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Thank you for this preschool year,
and good luck for school.
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Let's sing a farewell song
to mark the end of preschool.
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The ship is ready to sail,
it's off to a place very far
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BASED ON A SERIES OF BOOKS
BY VEERA SALMI
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I'm not really Mai.
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I'm Pony.
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Take it off.
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PONY AND BIRDBOY
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Ponies are free. They get to gallop
alone outside all summer long.
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They jump over hurdles and neigh
so that the whole yard shakes.
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Neigh!
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Ponies like people, but...
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...not all people like ponies.
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Like Teppo, for instance.
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He's our neighbour and the headmaster
in the school I'm going to.
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He probably doesn't like anything.
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We've always lived here.
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Hi!
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My mum.
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My dad.
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And me.
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The summer went by awfully fast,
and the school starts soon.
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What's this?
- A dumpster.
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Exactly. And you're not allowed
to play with rubbish.
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It's high time
you started learning the rules.
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You see, there are
plenty of rules at school.
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And don't think you can come
to my school wearing that thing!
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Adults say
"When you become a schoolgirl,
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everything will change."
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For some reason,
it doesn't sound good at all.
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How long does the school last?
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Only a couple of hours a day
in first grade.
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I mean the whole school.
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The primary school is six years.
- Then middle school, three years.
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Then secondary school, three years.
- That's way too much!
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And the fun starts
when you go to the university.
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No way! I'll be a granny
when I get out of school.
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I totally agree.
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Sorry. I'm just being honest.
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Teenagers have a permanent
short circuit in their brain.
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Luckily you're a smart first-grader.
- Everything will be fine.
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What would you like?
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I ain't lying.
It's only one ninety-nine.
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Look at that dude. He's got
an amazing talent for finding buns.
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And look at his sense of rhythm!
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Look!
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Hey, look who's over there.
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Hi!
- Hello!
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We came from the summer house
to buy some stuff for school.
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Nice backpack!
- Thanks.
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Are you nervous?
Only two weeks to go.
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I don't think so...
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Miska and I have already
practised walking to school.
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Oh, you're a wonderful big brother.
Every first-grader should have one.
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Here we go!
Come and buy some pens.
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I've got ballpoint pens and pencils.
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And let's throw in
some sharpeners as well.
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Pencil cases come with pictures
of monsters and other creatures.
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And it all goes for... I ain't lying.
One ninety-nine and then some!
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School starts!
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A pencil case party!
Discount for first-graders.
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Sale! Super sale! One ninety-nine!
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The holiday is over.
Have a safe trip to school!
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Sale! Super sale!
One ninety-nine. School starts!
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All right. Should we buy you
a backpack too?
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How about the one with a horse?
- No.
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Oh, I think this is for Pony.
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Should we tone down the horse stuff
before the school starts?
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Well, I don't know.
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Is it normal to have
such a vivid imagination?
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She's just playing.
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This came in the post.
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SCHOOL STARTS SOON
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JULY
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AUGUST
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One ninety-nine!
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Whoopee! Whoopee!
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Now is the time to buy a horsehair
brush and a packet of pens.
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For an unbelievable price
of one ninety-nine!
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Buy now, pay in November!
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Hello!
Howdy-do, nice to meet you.
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I'm Birdboy, the hottest
advertising dude in Hakaniemi.
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I'm Pony.
- Oh, Pony!
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Listen, Pony buddy! Do you happen to
know any vacant attics in the hood?
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Or basements, or huts,
or balconies, or other shacks?
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Well, would you happen to need
an advertising advertiser?
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Birdboy will advertise anything
for one ninety-nine-nine.
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Well. What about buns?
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Do you happen to have one
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teeny-weeny bunny-bun for me?
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I've got an amazing talent
for finding buns.
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Ouch!
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You shouldn't be in there!
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This just arrived on the market:
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an incredibly effective
home-building project package
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called Homenator.
The price is one ninety-nine-nine.
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It's junk. It's going to the dump.
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It's not junk. Look.
By golly, what a Salebaloo.
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And what about this then?
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A portable... box?
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No, it's a Yummygator.
It's got all the apps and stuff.
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Let's download Instagram.
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And hashtag and Snapchat.
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Hashtag what?
- ♪myshack.com.
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This is it, tsah-bam!
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Birdboy, you're totally crazy.
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And over the top.
Guess what you are?
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My horse buddy!
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Neigh!
- Birdboy and Pony!
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We're going to make
an incredibly adorable buddy team!
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Neigh!
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Quiet!
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Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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I found some amazing stuff.
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An antenna for the Yummygator.
Now I can call with it.
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Blah blah blah.
Yes, of course.
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It works!
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Look! Cool.
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But you can't live here.
- Yes, I can.
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I'll just do my advertising here
and listen to the rain. Plip-plop.
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Hey, I'm really good at
building huts. I can help you!
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Whoopee! That's amazingly mega-great!
Let's make a deal.
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I help you, and you help me. Huh?
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You might not be able to help me.
- I'm absolutely sure I can.
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I'm a Mega-professor at
the University of Helping Sciences,
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and I have very scientific
Master's degree. Didn't I tell you?
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I should start school next autumn.
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But I don't want to.
Schoolchildren don't play anymore.
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Wait a minute.
There has been a misunderstanding!
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What?
- You at school?
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Find five mistakes in the picture.
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One: muzzle, two: bridle,
three: ponytail.
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Four: say "neigh".
- Neigh!
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And five:
the aromatic aroma of a horse.
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So, horses don't go to school!
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That's right!
- Exactly!
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I won't go to school.
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Everyone goes to school.
- Why?
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It's the law. The president says so.
- Stupid president!
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You can become a president
and write your own laws.
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After you've gone to school.
- Ponies don't go to school.
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I'll go to the stables, become a
police horse, and put you in prison!
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Rig ht.
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When a horse feels
threatened, it flees.
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It's an instinct. It flees first
and then looks back to see
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if it was in danger or not.
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There is no danger.
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You have to approach a horse
diagonally from the front
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because they can't see
right in front of them.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Good girl, good girl.
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Good Pony, good.
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Good Pony.
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They don't let me be Pony.
- Home is the wrong place.
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Maybe one in a billion
can turn into a horse at home.
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You need to go somewhere else.
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Like where?
- To a barn.
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Or where do horses live?
In a hall, in a stable.
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You need to start hanging out
in a horse gang.
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Okay!
' Okay!
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So, because you look
more or less like a normal girl,
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you have to transform
totally into a horse.
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Okay!
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Why are they captive?
- So they don't run away.
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Are they criminals? Vests and
everything. Are they in a gang?
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You know nothing about ponies.
They're always outside like that.
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They're not bad guys.
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Look, a turd!
- How will I grow hooves?
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Get closer. Wanna see how
Mr. Great Horse Interviewer does it?
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Aka Birdboy?
- Okay!
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This is Current Affairs and
Birdy Birdboy, good evening.
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Gang horses are being held captive.
That's hashtag dot boom.
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Now I'm going to interview
one of these dangerous gang members.
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Good day, are you willing to speak?
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He doesn't want to!
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My friend would like to join
your gang.
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She can neigh really well.
Pony, neigh a little.
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Get in there! Join the horse gang!
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Incredible!
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Go on, Pony! Neigh!
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No-one goes to school
in these circles!
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Do I look like a real horse at all?
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Well, maybe a little in that spot.
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Really?
- Well, not really.
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But does it matter if it's
real or pretend, or pretend or real?
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Maybe I should eat
what they're eating.
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That's like really genius, you know.
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Go on, then!
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Incredible, Pony!
I mean it, that's amazing!
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Go, Pony! Woohoo!
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Pony! Pony!
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What?
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Did you trick me?
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Humans can't turn into horses, right?
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Did you know, the University
of Mushroom Sciences...
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Birdboy!
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I'm not sure
I can find my way back home.
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Pony!
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Pony!
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What do you mean “might be missing"?
She's either missing or not!
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Oh my god, it's evening already.
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I'm coming. Bye.
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No-one has seen anything.
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It's the police!
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Hello, Matti Hukkinen.
- Good evening.
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Do you have a minute?
- Yes, of course.
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I've got exactly what you need.
- Yes'?
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I can solve your problemos.
You know what causes most fights?
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No, 1 don't...
- An old vacuum cleaner.
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Who is it?
- A vacuum cleaner salesman.
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The suction power is amazing...
- I'm sorry but we have...
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Our child is...
- You have a child! How young?
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She's seven.
- Hang up now.
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Yes, school starts soon. Okay.
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Hey, sorry.
Send me a vacuum cleaner then.
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One PowerSnout is on its way.
Thanks. Bye.
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What?
Our vacuum cleaner was pretty old.
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Besides, this one was called
PowerSnout 2000+.
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I'm starving!
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Pony!
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Pony! Sweetheart.
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Did you forget to look at the time?
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No. I decided to become a real pony
so that I don't have to go to school.
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A pretty smart plan.
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A stupid plan. It didn't work.
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Pony, Pony, Pony!
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Oh no! No!
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Help me, Pony!
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Ouch!
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Oh, good morning.
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Sorry, I didn't think
anyone would be in there.
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Well, someone has to organise it.
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A dumpster like this
attracts flies like a muck-heap.
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Good morning.
- Good morning.
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Any plans for today?
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My new snout buddy
might arrive today.
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Should we...
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...go and see a doctor?
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Why?
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They could check
if it's normal to run away like that.
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A doctor?
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00:25:19,435 --> 00:25:21,896
Just to talk.
249
00:25:26,442 --> 00:25:29,904
So, what's the problem?
Stress, breakdown,
250
00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:32,782
diarrhoea, or speech disorder?
251
00:25:33,407 --> 00:25:37,954
Why do all kids have to go to school
even if they don't want to?
252
00:25:38,746 --> 00:25:41,207
Hey, don't go to school. Be an adult.
253
00:25:41,374 --> 00:25:44,835
They don't have to go to school.
- What do you mean?
254
00:25:45,002 --> 00:25:47,797
Well, I'll write you a prescription.
255
00:25:47,964 --> 00:25:52,134
It'll help you move faster
in your career.
256
00:25:56,055 --> 00:25:59,392
And then some Abracadabra,
257
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:03,062
Zooba Dooba, Bim Bom!
258
00:26:04,689 --> 00:26:07,149
And now we make a wish.
259
00:26:08,276 --> 00:26:13,072
I wish I'd grow up right now!
260
00:26:39,974 --> 00:26:43,519
Hi, this is Pony.
I'm selling vacuum cleaners.
261
00:26:43,728 --> 00:26:46,439
It's called SnoutBuddy 2000+.
262
00:26:49,483 --> 00:26:52,111
Umm, I think it's 4,000.
263
00:26:53,487 --> 00:26:56,532
Yes, I think
it's quite expensive too.
264
00:26:58,159 --> 00:27:01,162
You can have it for a tenner.
Come and get it.
265
00:27:02,330 --> 00:27:03,956
Yes, thanks!
266
00:27:10,379 --> 00:27:14,842
Hi, this is Pony. Do you want to buy
a SnoutBuddy for a tenner?
267
00:27:16,469 --> 00:27:19,430
The suction power
is maximum and over the top.
268
00:27:19,639 --> 00:27:22,391
The snout is like a giraffe's neck.
269
00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:28,564
Its backside says "prrt prrt".
270
00:27:29,357 --> 00:27:33,110
Buy now, pay in November.
- Buy now, pay in November.
271
00:27:35,655 --> 00:27:38,199
You'll get a free party hat.
272
00:27:38,991 --> 00:27:40,785
Yes, thanks!
273
00:27:48,459 --> 00:27:51,295
No party hat?
- Whoopee!
274
00:27:51,462 --> 00:27:55,257
Put your head in a toilet.
We'll never call you again. Bye!
275
00:27:55,424 --> 00:27:57,218
That's right!
276
00:28:00,721 --> 00:28:03,099
You'll take it? Yahoo!
277
00:28:03,599 --> 00:28:07,436
Merci, gracias, thank you!
- Thank you, room service.
278
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:15,528
A Jack Russel and a golden retriever.
279
00:28:17,196 --> 00:28:19,198
A very aromatic fart.
280
00:28:23,744 --> 00:28:26,288
You'll get a free Mercedes Benz.
281
00:28:38,801 --> 00:28:41,554
Yahoo!
- Thank you.
282
00:28:46,308 --> 00:28:48,519
Hi!
- Hello.
283
00:28:52,523 --> 00:28:56,193
Listen, I've been meaning to talk
to you about Pony.
284
00:28:56,318 --> 00:29:00,156
Yes, I can see her and hear her.
It's not a good sign.
285
00:29:00,281 --> 00:29:03,868
Yeah, she's so creative.
- Creativity, creativity!
286
00:29:04,034 --> 00:29:06,787
Everything is about creativity
these days!
287
00:29:06,954 --> 00:29:11,250
It's what stops kids from learning.
- What are you talking about?
288
00:29:11,375 --> 00:29:13,586
Your daughter!
289
00:29:14,295 --> 00:29:18,883
You can't teach anything sensible
to kids like that. Math, for example.
290
00:29:19,049 --> 00:29:20,885
Pony!
291
00:29:21,051 --> 00:29:22,928
Whoopee!
292
00:29:23,387 --> 00:29:25,890
Oh no.
- We're at work!
293
00:29:26,056 --> 00:29:30,686
Where?
- Selling vacuum cleaners. People have bought tons!
294
00:29:30,895 --> 00:29:35,566
I'm an insanely good adult worker.
I don't have to go to school!
295
00:29:35,775 --> 00:29:38,235
You're not an adult, you're a child.
296
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:41,947
Children don't work.
They go to school. Period.
297
00:29:42,490 --> 00:29:44,867
Look at yourself.
298
00:29:45,618 --> 00:29:48,370
Should you go wash your face?
299
00:29:52,249 --> 00:29:56,837
We've got to do something.
- Honey, there's no reason to worry.
300
00:29:57,296 --> 00:30:01,175
What about therapy?
- I'll come up with something.
301
00:30:11,435 --> 00:30:16,440
When you learn to read properly,
a whole new world will open up.
302
00:30:16,607 --> 00:30:21,320
Because books have
all the wisdom in the world.
303
00:30:22,154 --> 00:30:25,699
Look at this, for example.
It's quite good.
304
00:30:27,076 --> 00:30:31,163
And this one!
I haven't read this in a long time.
305
00:30:32,289 --> 00:30:34,500
Read, sweetie.
306
00:30:38,254 --> 00:30:42,258
And after you read all those books,
you'll be wise
307
00:30:42,383 --> 00:30:46,470
because "books have
all the wisdom in the world".
308
00:30:46,637 --> 00:30:49,640
Yeah, and I don't have to
go to school. Yes!
309
00:30:49,849 --> 00:30:52,017
Genius, genius!
310
00:30:58,774 --> 00:31:02,736
"And the sheep's liv-er
311
00:31:02,945 --> 00:31:09,410
did not give us a-ny
in-for-ma-tion to speak of."
312
00:31:12,079 --> 00:31:16,375
"It was just black
313
00:31:16,542 --> 00:31:20,379
and had an un-pleas-ant smell."
314
00:31:21,088 --> 00:31:24,800
A speaking, smelly liver. Yuck!
315
00:31:25,801 --> 00:31:28,429
A bad book. Throw it away.
316
00:31:28,596 --> 00:31:31,432
The black liver landed with a splat.
317
00:31:32,558 --> 00:31:35,978
Crime and Pun-ish-ment.
318
00:31:36,395 --> 00:31:39,899
This must be thrilling.
- I wouldn't be so sure.
319
00:31:40,065 --> 00:31:42,693
They reveal
the whole story in the cover!
320
00:31:42,902 --> 00:31:45,946
First there's a crime,
then the punishment.
321
00:31:46,113 --> 00:31:48,532
Really exciting. Throw it away.
322
00:31:49,158 --> 00:31:50,659
Splat.
323
00:31:50,826 --> 00:31:53,120
Blah blah.
324
00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:57,958
Finished it!
- Finished it!
325
00:31:58,918 --> 00:32:00,961
Finished it!
326
00:32:06,008 --> 00:32:08,218
Guess what! Finished it!
327
00:32:14,850 --> 00:32:18,479
I don't think I remember any of it.
- That's okay.
328
00:32:18,646 --> 00:32:22,316
I know stuff. Ask me anything.
- Why are there so many roads
329
00:32:22,441 --> 00:32:24,944
but so few water slides?
330
00:32:25,819 --> 00:32:29,114
That's a burning hot question, ouch.
331
00:32:29,281 --> 00:32:32,743
What if it was the other way around?
- It'd be a lot better.
332
00:32:32,952 --> 00:32:37,831
Order it, then, Honourable President
Who Has Read All Books.
333
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:42,461
President? All I remember about
those books is the black liver.
334
00:32:42,586 --> 00:32:45,756
Well, that's enough
for the President.
335
00:32:50,469 --> 00:32:53,973
All children must have
access to a water slide.
336
00:32:54,139 --> 00:32:57,893
Regardless of where they live
or other stuff.
337
00:32:58,102 --> 00:33:04,149
A water slide shall be built in every
village, city, and yard immediately.
338
00:33:08,904 --> 00:33:11,365
Ten water slides.
339
00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:24,169
In addition, I declare
extra days off for the teeth.
340
00:33:24,336 --> 00:33:28,132
On those days, no-one
has to brush their teeth at all!
341
00:33:31,260 --> 00:33:34,138
Three hundred days off a year.
342
00:33:47,609 --> 00:33:49,403
BIRD-TV
343
00:33:49,528 --> 00:33:54,491
Those were this year's reforms.
Or did you have something to add?
344
00:33:56,410 --> 00:33:58,954
Have a nice evening.
345
00:33:59,163 --> 00:34:02,708
President Pony! President Pony!
346
00:34:14,094 --> 00:34:16,096
Pony..-.
347
00:34:16,722 --> 00:34:18,557
Pony!!!
348
00:34:19,058 --> 00:34:21,477
What have you done?
349
00:34:21,602 --> 00:34:23,604
No, no!
350
00:34:25,064 --> 00:34:28,317
My Egyptian!
No, no, no'.!
351
00:34:28,484 --> 00:34:30,736
Everything's okay.
352
00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:37,451
My Crime...
353
00:34:38,577 --> 00:34:40,871
...and Punishment.
354
00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:46,877
Mai Magdaleena Hukkinen!
355
00:34:53,884 --> 00:34:57,179
Do we have to go?
- It'll do you good.
356
00:34:57,346 --> 00:35:01,308
It takes a professional
to tame a wild foal like you.
357
00:35:03,227 --> 00:35:07,356
Hello. You are all warmly welcome.
358
00:35:08,148 --> 00:35:11,902
I am a hereness therapist,
Priscilla Pain.
359
00:35:12,111 --> 00:35:16,156
But you can call me
a hereness therapist.
360
00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:23,247
I'm sure many of you wonder
what "hereness" means.
361
00:35:23,705 --> 00:35:28,752
Let's see. Most people
feel like asking themselves
362
00:35:28,919 --> 00:35:31,922
"Where am I? Where am I?"
363
00:35:32,965 --> 00:35:37,261
With this method I invented,
they learn to answer very clearly
364
00:35:37,803 --> 00:35:40,013
"Here I am."
365
00:35:41,140 --> 00:35:43,142
Let's see.
366
00:35:47,437 --> 00:35:50,274
This is what
your mind looks like, right?
367
00:35:50,732 --> 00:35:55,320
A chaos of colours, events,
fragments of thoughts,
368
00:35:55,487 --> 00:35:59,825
crazy ideas, whims. On top of
each other, overlapping one another.
369
00:36:13,964 --> 00:36:17,217
But what if your mind
looked like this?
370
00:36:18,093 --> 00:36:21,221
An awful lot clearer, right?
371
00:36:22,931 --> 00:36:25,684
Let's all close our eyes.
372
00:36:34,568 --> 00:36:38,322
There's no need to worry
if it feels difficult.
373
00:36:38,488 --> 00:36:42,034
With my instructions,
you'll find perfect peace.
374
00:36:56,423 --> 00:37:00,219
Let's all take a deep breath
375
00:37:00,928 --> 00:37:03,889
and say "Here I am".
376
00:37:04,556 --> 00:37:07,392
Here I am.
- Here I am.
377
00:37:07,559 --> 00:37:09,728
Here I am.
378
00:37:13,607 --> 00:37:15,609
Here I am.
379
00:37:20,447 --> 00:37:22,449
Hi.
380
00:37:22,616 --> 00:37:25,744
What are you doing?
- Concentrating.
381
00:37:25,869 --> 00:37:28,664
This is hereness therapy.
382
00:37:28,789 --> 00:37:32,584
I have to stare at the tree
and say "Here I am".
383
00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:36,255
I see.
Does it help you to concentrate?
384
00:37:36,421 --> 00:37:40,300
Yes. This helps me
to do well in school. Here I am.
385
00:37:41,843 --> 00:37:45,097
Okay. But come
and have dinner, won't you.
386
00:37:48,141 --> 00:37:50,310
Here I am!
387
00:37:50,477 --> 00:37:53,563
Stop it already.
- Here I am!
388
00:37:53,730 --> 00:37:55,983
She was supposed to learn
how to focus!
389
00:37:56,149 --> 00:37:59,528
I am a schoolgirl. I'm concentrating.
390
00:38:00,153 --> 00:38:04,116
Here I am!
- That's enough!
391
00:38:07,035 --> 00:38:09,288
I'll take the lead now.
392
00:38:09,454 --> 00:38:13,375
Why is this so hard?
School's a good thing!
393
00:38:16,336 --> 00:38:19,881
Ta-dah!
These are my old school photos.
394
00:38:21,383 --> 00:38:23,468
And reports.
395
00:38:23,635 --> 00:38:26,096
Almost straight A's.
396
00:38:26,638 --> 00:38:29,391
And tests. History: A.
397
00:38:31,601 --> 00:38:33,812
Math: A-.
398
00:38:35,314 --> 00:38:38,734
I was a bit nervous about tests.
Especially random tests.
399
00:38:38,859 --> 00:38:41,486
What are they?
- Random tests?
400
00:38:41,653 --> 00:38:47,326
You never know when you have them
and what they are like.
401
00:38:47,492 --> 00:38:51,371
It's super exciting! Every time
I wake up in the morning...
402
00:39:00,464 --> 00:39:02,758
RANDOM TEST
403
00:39:09,681 --> 00:39:14,353
You make new friends at school.
My best friend was called Seppo.
404
00:39:15,228 --> 00:39:17,522
But he's dead now.
405
00:39:36,208 --> 00:39:38,877
What is it?
- Nothing.
406
00:39:40,504 --> 00:39:43,548
New things can make you nervous.
407
00:39:43,715 --> 00:39:46,259
But you can always practise.
408
00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:51,181
Come on, chop-chop! Move it!
409
00:39:51,390 --> 00:39:55,143
First we practise walking to school.
Traffic can be dangerous.
410
00:39:55,310 --> 00:39:58,772
Twenty seconds, doing good.
Keep moving!
411
00:39:58,897 --> 00:40:01,149
Go, Pony! Chop-chop!
412
00:40:04,569 --> 00:40:06,905
Hurry!
Good, good!
413
00:40:07,406 --> 00:40:10,283
Ponytail ready? Good! Let's go.
414
00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:14,413
These stay here.
It's a school, not a horse pasture.
415
00:40:15,205 --> 00:40:17,457
Okay. Let's go!
416
00:40:42,190 --> 00:40:45,902
This street is tricky.
Be careful or you'll get squashed.
417
00:40:46,027 --> 00:40:48,738
Left, right, left.
418
00:40:48,905 --> 00:40:51,658
Left, right, left.
419
00:40:51,825 --> 00:40:56,204
Good. When school starts,
you'll have to do this alone.
420
00:41:00,584 --> 00:41:03,962
It'll be fine
as long as you concentrate.
421
00:41:06,715 --> 00:41:09,509
Left, right, left.
422
00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:13,722
It'll be fine
as long as you concentrate.
423
00:41:13,889 --> 00:41:16,183
It'll be fine...
424
00:41:17,058 --> 00:41:21,605
The ABC Auto Sales presents:
Birdai 2100++.
425
00:41:21,771 --> 00:41:24,774
So that you don't get squashed.
426
00:41:24,941 --> 00:41:30,864
The Birdai 2100++ is designed
specifically for you, school kid.
427
00:41:30,989 --> 00:41:36,369
An incredibly epic driving comfort
and breakneck speed.
428
00:41:36,578 --> 00:41:39,706
So, have a safe trip to school!
429
00:41:40,499 --> 00:41:42,751
Have a safe trip!
430
00:41:42,918 --> 00:41:45,670
Drive, don't get squashed.
431
00:41:47,339 --> 00:41:49,591
Watch out!
432
00:41:50,217 --> 00:41:52,677
You need to focus!
433
00:41:55,597 --> 00:41:58,225
A green light. Now we can go.
434
00:42:00,685 --> 00:42:02,896
Go, Pony!
435
00:42:04,397 --> 00:42:06,816
Hurry, hurry!
- Good!
436
00:42:06,983 --> 00:42:09,444
We'll get a good time!
437
00:42:11,780 --> 00:42:14,533
Twelve, twenty-five.
- That's really good!
438
00:42:14,699 --> 00:42:17,452
There's still
some room for improvement.
439
00:42:18,161 --> 00:42:20,622
This is going to be exciting.
440
00:42:27,087 --> 00:42:29,673
Look! A swing set!
441
00:42:31,758 --> 00:42:34,719
Can you swing at school?
- Yes, during breaks.
442
00:42:34,886 --> 00:42:37,722
Breaks are the best. Let's go swing.
443
00:42:38,932 --> 00:42:41,268
Come on!
- Come, now.
444
00:42:42,352 --> 00:42:46,856
I can't remember the last time.
- As a kid, I think.
445
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:50,277
This makes you feel so liberated.
446
00:42:52,195 --> 00:42:54,489
I love this!
447
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:18,096
M:
- Hi.
448
00:43:19,389 --> 00:43:25,020
Yeah, I just wanted to say that
Pony has all kinds of skills.
449
00:43:26,021 --> 00:43:29,441
We've even studied
information technology.
450
00:43:30,525 --> 00:43:34,362
You'll probably take the "digital
leap" at your school, too.
451
00:43:34,529 --> 00:43:37,866
What?
- Will you even need books anymore?
452
00:43:38,033 --> 00:43:42,203
We most certainly will.
There's no leaping in our school.
453
00:43:42,787 --> 00:43:45,165
I've got other plans.
454
00:43:45,332 --> 00:43:47,459
Whoopee!
455
00:44:04,017 --> 00:44:07,854
My everyday life needs
more extra and luxury.
456
00:44:09,147 --> 00:44:14,319
My own patio. The more
knick-knack, the better I feel.
457
00:44:14,486 --> 00:44:17,405
I don't get it. Where's my antenna?
458
00:44:17,572 --> 00:44:21,159
Now there's no music.
Hello, is there music?
459
00:44:21,284 --> 00:44:23,370
Oh, but hey!
460
00:44:31,044 --> 00:44:33,213
Let me hear y'all!
461
00:44:34,589 --> 00:44:38,510
The hottest patio in town
is now open! O-o-open.
462
00:44:39,969 --> 00:44:41,846
Open.
463
00:44:44,349 --> 00:44:46,559
Om nom nom.
464
00:44:51,481 --> 00:44:55,610
I have to walk to school.
Children can't drive, you see.
465
00:44:58,029 --> 00:45:00,907
But... you can...
466
00:45:02,492 --> 00:45:04,703
...fly to school!
467
00:45:11,084 --> 00:45:13,962
The best thing about flying is the speed!
- Yeah!
468
00:45:14,129 --> 00:45:18,508
And not knowing whether you'll
get hurt or make it when you jump!
469
00:45:25,056 --> 00:45:28,351
It's your turn, Pony. Try and fly!
470
00:45:36,067 --> 00:45:39,738
Great job, Pony!
Listen, team buddy.
471
00:45:39,904 --> 00:45:44,909
I think you're going to do
super-hyper-mega-great at school.
472
00:45:45,076 --> 00:45:47,495
I guess I'll be fine.
473
00:45:47,662 --> 00:45:51,583
All these playground contraptions
would have to go.
474
00:45:53,251 --> 00:45:57,255
Here, we'd build a running track.
A drinking station over there.
475
00:45:57,422 --> 00:46:00,550
The best pupils will run
1,500 metres during break.
476
00:46:00,759 --> 00:46:03,219
In the winter, they'll ski of course.
477
00:46:03,344 --> 00:46:08,183
The results will be projected there.
We can have a math class as well.
478
00:46:09,184 --> 00:46:13,229
The Kallio primary school
needs no digitalisation.
479
00:46:13,354 --> 00:46:16,357
We need perspiration!
- Perspiration? Hmm.
480
00:46:16,900 --> 00:46:21,279
I see, you're already
practising for school.
481
00:46:21,446 --> 00:46:23,948
What do you think of my plans?
482
00:46:24,991 --> 00:46:27,285
I can't ski.
483
00:46:27,994 --> 00:46:30,079
Everyone will ski.
484
00:46:31,664 --> 00:46:34,292
Everyone will ski.
485
00:46:36,586 --> 00:46:39,714
Everyone will ski.
486
00:46:45,261 --> 00:46:48,014
Everyone will ski.
487
00:46:53,812 --> 00:46:56,981
Everyone will ski.
488
00:47:07,700 --> 00:47:10,036
What a horrible old man!
489
00:47:10,203 --> 00:47:13,623
If he won't let kids play,
he's a monster! A real moose!
490
00:47:13,832 --> 00:47:17,085
What's wrong with him?
- Maybe he's sick.
491
00:47:17,252 --> 00:47:20,505
When I studied in the...
Scientific University,
492
00:47:20,672 --> 00:47:23,216
people talked a lot about
493
00:47:23,341 --> 00:47:25,635
moose torturers.
494
00:47:26,219 --> 00:47:28,930
Well, is there a cure?
495
00:47:29,722 --> 00:47:34,394
Hard to say from a distance. I'd have
to get closer for a diagnosis.
496
00:47:39,357 --> 00:47:42,110
Do you see anything,
Agent Double Dough Seven?
497
00:47:42,277 --> 00:47:45,196
Only darkness,
honourable Whinnying Doctor.
498
00:47:45,363 --> 00:47:47,740
I need the Spy's Handbook.
499
00:47:47,949 --> 00:47:51,786
This book has
all the wisdom in the world.
500
00:47:54,622 --> 00:47:57,375
First, we look for tracks
in the ground.
501
00:47:57,542 --> 00:48:00,879
Then we'll determine
the patient's territory
502
00:48:01,045 --> 00:48:03,715
and map out his habits.
- Okay.
503
00:48:14,559 --> 00:48:16,561
Look!
504
00:48:22,817 --> 00:48:25,695
That must be his turd!
505
00:48:31,743 --> 00:48:35,204
Deer tracks look
a little bit like turds. Look.
506
00:48:37,206 --> 00:48:40,585
Is the headmaster secretly
an even-toed ungulate?
507
00:48:40,752 --> 00:48:42,754
Why not?
508
00:48:45,298 --> 00:48:48,217
The even-toed ungulate has landed.
509
00:48:58,478 --> 00:49:01,522
Agent Double Dough Seven
and the Whinnying Doctor
510
00:49:01,689 --> 00:49:05,401
were ordered to spy
on a very suspicious target
511
00:49:05,526 --> 00:49:09,530
who, in the worst case,
might have an incurable disease!
512
00:49:09,697 --> 00:49:12,325
You need some agent gear.
513
00:49:17,747 --> 00:49:20,208
It doesn't help.
514
00:49:21,125 --> 00:49:24,712
Hurry!
- A periscope? A stethoscope?
515
00:49:24,879 --> 00:49:27,340
Ah, the psychedeliscope!
516
00:49:34,180 --> 00:49:36,474
I can't see Teppo.
517
00:49:36,975 --> 00:49:39,435
What a challenging mission.
518
00:49:39,560 --> 00:49:41,479
Oh, try these!
519
00:49:45,858 --> 00:49:50,405
Will the Whinnying Doctor succeed in
diagnosing the ungulate's disease?
520
00:49:50,989 --> 00:49:56,202
Will the Whinnying Doctor identify
the bacteria in the headmaster's gut?
521
00:49:56,369 --> 00:49:58,871
Soon we'll find out.
- Antlers!
522
00:49:59,455 --> 00:50:03,042
I knew it!
Hoof-mouth-and-antler disease!
523
00:50:04,711 --> 00:50:07,422
Sparks! Fire!
524
00:50:07,547 --> 00:50:10,216
What is he doing?
- F-f-fire!
525
00:50:10,383 --> 00:50:14,470
Patients with hoof-mouth-and-antler
disease like to barbecue!
526
00:50:14,595 --> 00:50:18,307
Raw meat!
- Raw meat.
527
00:50:33,448 --> 00:50:37,035
Whinnying Doctor, Whinny,
we have no time to waste.
528
00:50:37,201 --> 00:50:42,623
The hoof-mouth-and-antler disease
is dangerous to animals and people.
529
00:50:42,790 --> 00:50:46,210
It can infect billions in seconds!
- Schoolchildren!
530
00:50:46,377 --> 00:50:49,505
That's right!
And it causes terrible tantrums.
531
00:50:49,630 --> 00:50:52,592
And pimples, on your butt!
And you want your own...
532
00:50:52,759 --> 00:50:56,179
...antlers!
- Yes! And guess what, Whinny.
533
00:50:56,345 --> 00:51:00,183
The disease can only be destroyed
by a scalding hot temperature.
534
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:05,188
We have to save the schoolchildren!
- But how, Agent?
535
00:51:08,274 --> 00:51:10,943
Buddy, we'll barbecue him.
536
00:51:21,329 --> 00:51:23,748
Are you sure about this?
537
00:51:23,915 --> 00:51:28,961
The hoof-mouth-and-antler disease
can only be destroyed by frying it.
538
00:51:30,630 --> 00:51:33,674
Are you sure?
- Of course!
539
00:51:33,841 --> 00:51:38,221
People toast themselves in the sun
because it's so healthy.
540
00:51:45,686 --> 00:51:48,523
We're the best buddy team ever.
541
00:52:28,688 --> 00:52:31,440
Excellent! Great job, Whinny!
542
00:52:58,092 --> 00:53:00,761
What do you think you're doing!
543
00:53:01,971 --> 00:53:07,101
It wasn't me! It was Birdboy's idea!
- What Bird?
544
00:53:07,727 --> 00:53:09,896
You lit the fire!
545
00:53:10,062 --> 00:53:13,316
You could've burned down
the whole building!
546
00:53:13,482 --> 00:53:16,861
This could have turned
into a catastrophe!
547
00:53:17,028 --> 00:53:21,908
The thing is, your ponies and birds
are completely out of control!
548
00:53:22,074 --> 00:53:27,371
Your imagination will get you
in serious trouble in school!
549
00:54:10,831 --> 00:54:12,833
Hi.
550
00:54:15,419 --> 00:54:18,297
Our barbecue got a bit out of hand.
551
00:54:19,298 --> 00:54:21,300
Oh.
552
00:54:22,343 --> 00:54:24,887
The school starts next week.
553
00:54:25,054 --> 00:54:29,141
Let's see... I don't think
I'm busy next week.
554
00:54:29,350 --> 00:54:34,105
Pedicure and hair removal
can be rescheduled. I'll be there!
555
00:54:35,898 --> 00:54:38,693
You can't come to school with me.
556
00:54:38,818 --> 00:54:41,570
I have to go there all by myself.
557
00:55:03,134 --> 00:55:05,678
Are you really sure?
558
00:55:07,138 --> 00:55:11,851
Everyone says that birds
and ponies only cause trouble.
559
00:55:13,602 --> 00:55:16,397
Everything went totally wrong.
560
00:55:50,681 --> 00:55:52,850
Bye then.
561
00:56:37,311 --> 00:56:39,313
Ta-dah!
562
00:57:03,629 --> 00:57:06,507
Where's your pony stuff?
563
00:57:06,674 --> 00:57:10,928
I threw them away.
It got too crazy and over the top.
564
00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:20,312
Well, there was no need
to throw everything away.
565
00:57:20,521 --> 00:57:23,232
It's up to you
if it goes over the top.
566
00:57:23,441 --> 00:57:26,777
You're in control. You're the boss.
567
00:57:28,571 --> 00:57:31,699
Like the headmaster is the boss?
- Exactly.
568
00:57:31,866 --> 00:57:36,078
He's the boss at school.
You're the boss when you play.
569
00:57:40,958 --> 00:57:43,711
AUGUST
570
00:58:00,978 --> 00:58:03,647
I'm sorry, Mr. Headmaster.
571
00:58:05,232 --> 00:58:08,027
I'm sorry about the fire.
572
00:58:53,113 --> 00:58:55,115
Who is it?
- Sorry!
573
00:58:55,282 --> 00:58:57,660
You're not going anywhere!
574
00:58:58,869 --> 00:59:03,624
You didn't see anything.
I mean, what you saw is not here.
575
00:59:04,667 --> 00:59:07,670
Okay. But it's really cool.
576
00:59:09,547 --> 00:59:11,549
Is it?
577
00:59:12,132 --> 00:59:15,094
Yes. Did you make it yourself?
578
00:59:15,261 --> 00:59:17,972
I did.
- It's lovely.
579
00:59:21,016 --> 00:59:24,562
I think so too. And last week,
580
00:59:24,728 --> 00:59:27,606
I finally got those eyelashes.
581
00:59:27,773 --> 00:59:32,111
And the lips might be a bit too much,
but I kinda like them.
582
00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:36,574
This is my secret game, sort of.
583
00:59:37,074 --> 00:59:39,618
So you play here!
- No, I don't!
584
00:59:40,411 --> 00:59:45,457
That's not fair! You say kids can't
play, but you play here yourself!
585
00:59:49,336 --> 00:59:51,839
Why don't you drive it?
586
00:59:52,756 --> 00:59:57,177
What would it look like if a middle-
aged geezer drove a car like this?
587
00:59:57,344 --> 01:00:01,265
It'd look great! People would
think the driver is a funny guy,
588
01:00:01,432 --> 01:00:04,059
and not a curmudgeon like you.
589
01:00:04,852 --> 01:00:07,354
A headmaster has to stay in control.
590
01:00:07,521 --> 01:00:11,734
Otherwise I might start doing
something crazy at school!
591
01:00:11,900 --> 01:00:14,695
So it's a no. I'll stay in my garage.
592
01:00:17,740 --> 01:00:21,452
Do you have the hoof-mouth- and-antler disease?
- What?
593
01:00:21,952 --> 01:00:25,831
It causes grumpiness
and pimples on your butt.
594
01:00:40,262 --> 01:00:42,473
Yoo-hoo!
595
01:00:52,650 --> 01:00:55,152
Admit it. You like to play.
596
01:01:02,076 --> 01:01:06,705
Okay, I admit it.
It feels good to act silly sometimes.
597
01:01:06,872 --> 01:01:10,668
That's right.
It makes you feel so liberated.
598
01:01:16,090 --> 01:01:20,511
They're here to pick up the dumpster.
- My muzzle is in there!
599
01:01:24,848 --> 01:01:27,601
Should you go and get it back?
600
01:01:36,235 --> 01:01:38,737
You've got to drive!
601
01:01:40,072 --> 01:01:42,157
Drive!
602
01:02:40,424 --> 01:02:42,801
Cool ride.
603
01:03:45,906 --> 01:03:48,909
Hold on to your tail, horsey.
Let's go.
604
01:04:37,374 --> 01:04:40,919
Whew, what a ride.
- It was fun!
605
01:04:43,630 --> 01:04:46,508
Bye then! I've got something to do.
606
01:04:51,138 --> 01:04:52,890
Hello.
607
01:04:53,056 --> 01:04:57,102
Hi! I was just about
to give you a ring.
608
01:04:57,269 --> 01:05:01,064
Listen, let's cancel the changes
for the school yard.
609
01:05:01,690 --> 01:05:04,651
I've got other plans.
610
01:05:05,527 --> 01:05:07,487
Yeah...
611
01:05:32,679 --> 01:05:36,224
Howdy, buddy friend! My bestie!
- Birdboy!
612
01:05:36,642 --> 01:05:42,606
An insane amount of sugar!
You're the best genius in the world.
613
01:05:42,773 --> 01:05:46,234
Welcome back,
Agent Double Dough Seven!
614
01:05:46,401 --> 01:05:50,072
Greetings from Whinny.
Do you like your headquarters?
615
01:05:50,238 --> 01:05:53,867
It's immensely epic,
over-the-top crazy!
616
01:05:54,701 --> 01:05:57,579
Double Dough Seven is grateful.
Over and out.
617
01:06:20,519 --> 01:06:23,271
AUGUST
618
01:06:25,482 --> 01:06:29,194
I'm ready!
- Good morning, schoolgirl!
619
01:06:35,575 --> 01:06:38,245
I love your new painting.
620
01:07:23,874 --> 01:07:26,376
So the school finally started.
621
01:07:26,543 --> 01:07:30,213
Teppo had come up with
a fun idea for the first day.
622
01:07:30,380 --> 01:07:35,427
We had a costume party. Everyone
could dress as anything they liked.
623
01:07:42,642 --> 01:07:44,644
M:
- Hi.
624
01:07:44,811 --> 01:07:47,314
I'm a little nervous.
625
01:07:47,481 --> 01:07:49,983
Are you?
- Not at all.
626
01:07:51,777 --> 01:07:53,779
Come.
627
01:07:54,696 --> 01:07:59,117
Even though I became a schoolgirl,
nothing really changed.
628
01:07:59,910 --> 01:08:01,995
Except for Teppo.
629
01:08:02,204 --> 01:08:04,790
Now he likes everything.
630
01:08:05,624 --> 01:08:10,128
Besides, there are no skeletons
or even-toed ungulates.
631
01:08:10,629 --> 01:08:13,548
Miisu Siltanen.
- Mai Hukkinen.
632
01:08:14,174 --> 01:08:17,344
Viljam Vänttinen.
- Veera Kiljander.
633
01:08:18,136 --> 01:08:21,223
Lauri Kivelä.
- Alma Seppänen.
634
01:08:21,848 --> 01:08:24,101
Aamos Vänskä.
635
01:08:24,893 --> 01:08:27,979
And we don't have to ski
during breaks.
636
01:08:29,397 --> 01:08:31,858
We're allowed to play!
637
01:08:53,713 --> 01:08:55,298
The school starts!
638
01:08:55,465 --> 01:08:58,051
School is the best time in life.
639
01:09:06,977 --> 01:09:10,647
Pony races dangerously.
She puts everything at stake.
640
01:09:11,648 --> 01:09:13,567
Want to buy a vacuum cleaner?
641
01:09:13,692 --> 01:09:16,862
Put your head in a toilet.
We'll never call you again!
642
01:09:29,082 --> 01:09:32,586
This is so wonderful!
Marvellous!
643
01:09:37,716 --> 01:09:39,926
One ninety-eight!
644
01:09:49,102 --> 01:09:51,605
Pony, a-ha, Pony!
645
01:09:52,814 --> 01:09:55,233
Horses don't go to school!
646
01:10:02,824 --> 01:10:04,826
Finished it!
647
01:10:05,535 --> 01:10:07,704
Look, a turd!
648
01:10:24,721 --> 01:10:26,848
Now I'll finish this!
649
01:10:46,034 --> 01:10:50,497
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Saga Vera Oy
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