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That's the easiest heist I ever pulled! 11 00:00:31,765 --> 00:00:32,967 They don't say nothing. 12 00:00:33,034 --> 00:00:35,402 And no one standing in my way. 13 00:00:35,469 --> 00:00:37,137 Whoo-hoo! 14 00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:38,438 I'm rich! 15 00:00:38,505 --> 00:00:40,173 I'm the one percent! 16 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:41,976 I'm in the... (COUGHS) 17 00:00:42,043 --> 00:00:46,847 I'm in the fog, that's what. 18 00:00:46,914 --> 00:00:50,350 Oh, well, I suppose you're looking for a hand out. 19 00:00:50,417 --> 00:00:51,552 Well, hands off. 20 00:00:51,618 --> 00:00:53,253 Get a job, you hippie. 21 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:54,722 Ah, but, brudder, 22 00:00:54,788 --> 00:00:57,392 perhaps you have missed something. 23 00:00:57,458 --> 00:01:02,028 For I possess the greatest treasure in the entire universe. 24 00:01:02,095 --> 00:01:03,264 Wait, what? 25 00:01:03,331 --> 00:01:06,867 You best hand over that treasure right now. 26 00:01:06,934 --> 00:01:09,169 I cannot just give it to you. 27 00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:10,771 Why the heck not? 28 00:01:10,838 --> 00:01:14,241 One must make room for a treasure so vast. 29 00:01:14,307 --> 00:01:15,876 Yeah, make room. 30 00:01:15,943 --> 00:01:17,845 You're right. How much room? 31 00:01:17,912 --> 00:01:20,081 Only when you give away everything, 32 00:01:20,147 --> 00:01:22,917 shall you receive such epic treasures. 33 00:01:22,983 --> 00:01:25,552 Boy, that must be a lot of treasure. 34 00:01:25,619 --> 00:01:27,521 Yep. 35 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:29,489 (SNAPS FINGER) All right, I'm in. 36 00:01:29,556 --> 00:01:32,392 You stay right here. 37 00:01:32,459 --> 00:01:34,795 Stupid rabbit. Whoa! 38 00:01:34,862 --> 00:01:37,298 SAM: That's a long way down. 39 00:01:37,365 --> 00:01:40,901 A prosperous journey begins with the first step. 40 00:01:40,968 --> 00:01:43,303 You're right. Well, let's get a-stepping. 41 00:01:43,370 --> 00:01:44,905 Whoo-hoo! 42 00:01:44,972 --> 00:01:47,107 Money, money, money! Rich, rich, rich! 43 00:01:47,173 --> 00:01:48,241 Whoa! 44 00:01:48,308 --> 00:01:51,879 (GRUNTING) 45 00:01:51,946 --> 00:01:54,381 Expletive! Oh! 46 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:56,450 (GROANING IN PAIN) 47 00:01:56,516 --> 00:01:59,553 (BELL TOLLS) 48 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:03,189 (GROANING) 49 00:02:03,256 --> 00:02:05,826 (MUMBLING) 50 00:02:05,893 --> 00:02:07,394 -Go on, Lucas. -(CLATTERING) 51 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:09,362 Fry, free, Froo-Froo. 52 00:02:09,429 --> 00:02:10,798 Good luck, Sam Junior! 53 00:02:10,864 --> 00:02:15,836 (GRUNTING) 54 00:02:15,903 --> 00:02:17,738 (HORSE NEIGHING) 55 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:19,106 (MEOWS) 56 00:02:19,173 --> 00:02:21,342 All right, everybody, you know the drill. 57 00:02:21,409 --> 00:02:24,245 -But, Sam... -You robbed us last week. 58 00:02:24,312 --> 00:02:27,114 I ain't a-taking, I'm a-givin'. 59 00:02:27,181 --> 00:02:29,716 Now, you, sir, get my canteen, 60 00:02:29,783 --> 00:02:33,353 coffee mug, a stuffed raccoon for you. 61 00:02:33,420 --> 00:02:34,388 Mustache comb. 62 00:02:34,455 --> 00:02:36,657 -But I don't have a... -(GUN COCKS) 63 00:02:36,723 --> 00:02:38,092 Thank you. 64 00:02:38,159 --> 00:02:40,161 My bowling shirts, my boxer shorts... 65 00:02:40,227 --> 00:02:41,662 You might want to wash those. 66 00:02:41,728 --> 00:02:43,330 Aunt Sadie's spoon collection... 67 00:02:43,396 --> 00:02:44,832 A dead bird. 68 00:02:44,898 --> 00:02:46,834 (PANTING) 69 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:49,336 All right, I did what you said. 70 00:02:49,402 --> 00:02:51,237 I gave it all away. 71 00:02:51,304 --> 00:02:52,373 Everything? 72 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:55,275 Why, as sure as my name's Yosemite Sam! 73 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:57,044 Ah, but Yosemite, 74 00:02:57,111 --> 00:03:00,447 one must also give away one's identity. 75 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:02,816 Ugh, for Pete's sake! 76 00:03:02,883 --> 00:03:04,833 (SAM PANTING) 77 00:03:10,291 --> 00:03:14,828 Closed? "In observation of National Inconvenience Day. 78 00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:17,831 "We will not open until 2:00 p.m." 79 00:03:17,898 --> 00:03:21,035 Do I got to do everything myself? 80 00:03:21,102 --> 00:03:23,704 Well... Sayonara. 81 00:03:23,771 --> 00:03:25,005 Whoo-hoo! 82 00:03:25,072 --> 00:03:26,673 I got rid of my identity. 83 00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:28,341 Oh, hi, Sam. 84 00:03:28,408 --> 00:03:30,044 Oh, of course, 85 00:03:30,111 --> 00:03:32,145 it's the clothes that make the man. 86 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:35,181 (EXCLAIMS) 87 00:03:35,248 --> 00:03:36,450 (GOAT BLEATING) 88 00:03:36,516 --> 00:03:37,785 (PANTING) 89 00:03:37,851 --> 00:03:39,019 All right, swami, 90 00:03:39,086 --> 00:03:40,988 I gave away my identity! 91 00:03:41,055 --> 00:03:42,623 Now tee up that treasure. 92 00:03:42,689 --> 00:03:44,024 To receive such gifts, 93 00:03:44,091 --> 00:03:47,360 one must cleanse one's body and soul. 94 00:03:47,427 --> 00:03:48,929 -A bath? -And... 95 00:03:48,996 --> 00:03:50,264 (SHAVER WHIRRING) 96 00:03:50,331 --> 00:03:52,365 Oh, there ain't a snowball's chance in... 97 00:03:52,432 --> 00:03:53,901 (GRUNTS) 98 00:03:53,968 --> 00:03:56,670 I guess you do not desire such treasures. 99 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:58,505 -(WHIRRING) -(MUFFLED) Give me that. 100 00:03:58,572 --> 00:03:59,807 (MUTTERING) 101 00:03:59,873 --> 00:04:03,023 (MUTTERING CONTINUES) 102 00:04:06,113 --> 00:04:08,515 (SHAVER WHIRRING) 103 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:09,650 (MEOWS) 104 00:04:09,716 --> 00:04:11,152 (PANTING) 105 00:04:11,218 --> 00:04:13,386 BUGS: Did you scrub behind the ears? 106 00:04:13,453 --> 00:04:16,456 (MUTTERING) 107 00:04:16,523 --> 00:04:18,458 (SAM PANTING) 108 00:04:18,525 --> 00:04:21,095 All right, I'm back! 109 00:04:21,162 --> 00:04:22,763 And what is your name? 110 00:04:22,830 --> 00:04:25,132 I do not have one. 111 00:04:25,199 --> 00:04:27,067 Then, you are now ready for the... 112 00:04:27,134 --> 00:04:28,969 -Treasure? -No. 113 00:04:29,036 --> 00:04:31,286 The final test. 114 00:04:35,142 --> 00:04:36,310 Oh, for Pete's sake, 115 00:04:36,377 --> 00:04:38,212 I can't give away anything else! 116 00:04:38,279 --> 00:04:41,515 You must give away your anger. 117 00:04:41,581 --> 00:04:42,816 Wha... Anger! 118 00:04:42,883 --> 00:04:45,953 Why, you yellow-bellied, flea-bitten... 119 00:04:46,020 --> 00:04:47,421 Treasure. 120 00:04:47,488 --> 00:04:50,891 Cute, lovely, fluffy little guru, you. 121 00:04:50,958 --> 00:04:53,727 -(GONGS) -You have passed. 122 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:55,229 What? I'm rich! 123 00:04:55,296 --> 00:04:57,764 I'm wealthy! I'm jumpin' around! 124 00:04:57,831 --> 00:04:59,967 Now, where's my treasure? 125 00:05:00,034 --> 00:05:03,470 But, brudder, you've had it all along. 126 00:05:03,537 --> 00:05:05,539 Wait... What? 127 00:05:05,605 --> 00:05:06,740 Where? 128 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:09,043 For it is in the giving that you receive 129 00:05:09,109 --> 00:05:13,347 and now there is room for love in your heart. 130 00:05:13,414 --> 00:05:15,649 But I don't want any of that! 131 00:05:15,716 --> 00:05:17,851 And now I've got nothing! 132 00:05:17,918 --> 00:05:22,455 Yet, you are rich, with inner peace! 133 00:05:22,522 --> 00:05:24,324 (GRUNTING) 134 00:05:24,391 --> 00:05:25,592 (YELLING) 135 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:27,528 (GRUNTS) 136 00:05:27,595 --> 00:05:30,430 A prosperous journey begins with the first step. 137 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:32,532 (LOUD THUD) 138 00:05:32,599 --> 00:05:34,868 But it's a doozy. 139 00:05:34,935 --> 00:05:37,335 Namaste. 140 00:05:41,108 --> 00:05:42,758 (SQUEAKING) 141 00:06:03,797 --> 00:06:05,297 (SLURPING) 142 00:06:09,069 --> 00:06:11,772 (SQUEAKING) 143 00:06:11,838 --> 00:06:15,609 (ALL GRUNTING) 144 00:06:15,675 --> 00:06:17,677 (GRUNTING) 145 00:06:17,744 --> 00:06:19,947 -(WHIMPERING) -(GRUNTS) 146 00:06:20,013 --> 00:06:21,648 -(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY) -(NINJAS GRUNTING) 147 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:23,550 Oh-oh. (SQUEALING) 148 00:06:23,617 --> 00:06:24,718 (NINJAS GRUNTING) 149 00:06:24,785 --> 00:06:25,819 (SQUEAKING) 150 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:30,690 (GRUNTING) 151 00:06:30,757 --> 00:06:32,859 (GRUNTING) 152 00:06:32,926 --> 00:06:35,630 (SNORING) 153 00:06:35,696 --> 00:06:38,799 Time to bring a little culture into this neck of the woods. 154 00:06:38,866 --> 00:06:39,867 (INHALES SHARPLY) 155 00:06:39,933 --> 00:06:41,835 -(MUFFLED TRUMPET) -What? 156 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:43,204 Hey, what gives, Squeaks? 157 00:06:43,270 --> 00:06:45,072 Shouldn't you be out collecting nuts? 158 00:06:45,139 --> 00:06:48,542 (SQUEAKING) 159 00:06:48,608 --> 00:06:51,745 (MIMICS GRUNTING) 160 00:06:51,812 --> 00:06:53,447 Hold on there, nuts for brains. 161 00:06:53,514 --> 00:06:55,716 Everybody knows you're not supposed to disturb ninjas 162 00:06:55,782 --> 00:06:57,084 while they're meditating. 163 00:06:57,151 --> 00:06:58,552 It's common knowledge. 164 00:06:58,618 --> 00:06:59,720 (BLOWS TRUMPET) 165 00:06:59,786 --> 00:07:00,988 (SQUEAKING) 166 00:07:01,055 --> 00:07:05,993 (ALL GRUNT) 167 00:07:06,060 --> 00:07:07,594 (SQUEAKING) 168 00:07:07,661 --> 00:07:08,862 (ALL GRUNT) 169 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:12,067 -(SQUEAKING) -(NINJAS GRUNTING) 170 00:07:12,133 --> 00:07:15,603 Squeaks, I thought you was talking about real Ninjas! 171 00:07:15,670 --> 00:07:18,673 You mean, you let these little pip squeaks give you the business? 172 00:07:18,740 --> 00:07:23,110 Ah, you're so cute, you little fellas, ain't ya? 173 00:07:23,177 --> 00:07:24,912 Run along now. 174 00:07:24,978 --> 00:07:26,213 (GRUNTS) 175 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:28,082 (NINJAS GRUNTING) 176 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:29,549 (GRUNTING) 177 00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:30,650 (CRASHING) 178 00:07:30,717 --> 00:07:32,052 (NINJAS GRUNTING) 179 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:33,487 Okay, Squeaks, 180 00:07:33,554 --> 00:07:38,092 I now understand the nature of your problem. 181 00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:42,629 How about we go with this? 182 00:07:42,696 --> 00:07:43,697 (KNOB CLANKING) 183 00:07:43,764 --> 00:07:44,898 (LOUD MUSIC PLAYING) 184 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:47,065 (NINJAS GRUNT) 185 00:08:05,185 --> 00:08:06,985 (EXCLAIMING) 186 00:08:15,596 --> 00:08:17,131 -BUGS: Hi-yah! -(GROANING) 187 00:08:17,197 --> 00:08:18,932 (NINJAS GRUNTING) 188 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:20,100 (BUGS BUNNY EXCLAIMS) 189 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:21,401 (NINJA YELPING) 190 00:08:21,468 --> 00:08:25,872 Ah! 191 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:27,608 (WHIMPERING) 192 00:08:27,675 --> 00:08:29,643 BUGS: Psst. Hey, doc, over here. 193 00:08:29,709 --> 00:08:30,811 Huh? 194 00:08:30,877 --> 00:08:32,045 (YELLS) 195 00:08:32,112 --> 00:08:35,682 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 196 00:08:35,749 --> 00:08:39,920 (NINJAS GRUNTING) 197 00:08:39,987 --> 00:08:42,022 Huh? 198 00:08:42,089 --> 00:08:45,626 (ALL YELLING) 199 00:08:45,693 --> 00:08:47,495 You know, I'm not sure how long it's gonna take 200 00:08:47,561 --> 00:08:49,630 to fall to the center of the Earth. 201 00:08:49,697 --> 00:08:51,698 But I think they're close though. 202 00:08:51,765 --> 00:08:54,001 (CRASHING) 203 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:57,470 NINJAS: Hot! Hot! Hot! 204 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:59,572 (GROANING) 205 00:08:59,639 --> 00:09:00,608 Ninjas? 206 00:09:00,675 --> 00:09:03,210 I think these guys are more like "singes." 207 00:09:03,277 --> 00:09:06,213 Get it? Singes? 208 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:07,581 Not buying that one, huh? 209 00:09:07,648 --> 00:09:09,916 Well, they can't all be winners. (WHIMPERS) 210 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:12,533 (NINJAS GRUNTING) 211 00:09:16,290 --> 00:09:19,093 (GRUNTS LOUDLY) 212 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:22,796 You have picked the wrong samurai to mess with! 213 00:09:22,863 --> 00:09:23,897 -Whoa! -(CLATTERING) 214 00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:25,966 -(WHINNYING) -(CLATTERING) 215 00:09:26,033 --> 00:09:28,802 -A little help? -(SQUEAKING) 216 00:09:28,869 --> 00:09:31,505 (GRUNTS) 217 00:09:31,572 --> 00:09:34,474 -(YELPING) -(NINJA GRUNTS) 218 00:09:34,541 --> 00:09:38,011 Ah! 219 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:42,015 (WHIMPERING) 220 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:44,919 (GUNFIRE) 221 00:09:44,986 --> 00:09:48,788 It's like those acorns don't even faze him. 222 00:09:48,855 --> 00:09:49,856 (GRUNTS) 223 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,423 (GRUNTING) 224 00:09:57,097 --> 00:10:00,033 (HUMMING) 225 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,035 Whoa! 226 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,637 (MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYING) 227 00:10:03,703 --> 00:10:06,740 (SQUEAKS) 228 00:10:06,807 --> 00:10:08,041 (GRUNTING) 229 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:11,408 (MUSIC PLAYING LOUDLY) 230 00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:24,191 (MUFFLED MUSIC) 231 00:10:24,258 --> 00:10:25,659 (GRUNTING) 232 00:10:25,725 --> 00:10:27,975 (NINJA YELPING) 233 00:10:30,897 --> 00:10:32,565 (SQUEAKS) 234 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:33,733 (GASPS) 235 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,350 (NINJAS GRUNTING) 236 00:10:43,277 --> 00:10:45,779 (ROARS) 237 00:10:45,846 --> 00:10:48,782 (NINJAS YELPING) 238 00:10:48,849 --> 00:10:50,018 (PLAYING TRUMPET) 239 00:10:50,084 --> 00:10:51,952 Hey, uh, shouldn't you be out collecting nuts? 240 00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:53,086 (SQUEAKS) 241 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:55,703 (NINJAS GRUNTING) 242 00:11:05,232 --> 00:11:07,500 (SCATTING) 14994

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